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No. 91083

Repetitive comments about Shayna's vagina is grounds for a 1 day ban. Repetitive nitpicks about her body and face are subject to a 1 day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in and edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking.
REMEMBER: Sage when there’s no milk, no nitpicking and/or blogposting and please try to curb your enthusiasm when posting screenshots from other cam girls. This is a Shay thread.

First Thread >>>/snow/344490
Last Thread >>>/snow/1221034

>Last thread there was:

>infighting, shockingly
>Shayna daydreams about saving 2 million dollars after recently blowing her moving fund >>1221733
>capes for a creepy transvestite, calling him "mom" & encouraging others to do the same >>1221748 >>1223935
>says being a healthy BMI is not worth giving up her 3000 calorie doordash orders >>1222488
>gets fired by her therapist >>1222713
>oh, we're moving again btw fam >>1222728 >>1223353 >>1223354
>posts a bunch of tweets complaining about customers to her work twitter account >>1223734 >>1222816>>1222839
>drops $300 on skincare, then complains that using it is too hard >>1223060
>cosplays as Mrs. Clause with a pink rinse >>1223660 >>1223663
>starts "month of bimbofication" >>1224211
>begs for people with a following to promote her again >>1224368
>gets eyelash extensions >>1224985
>stay tuned for thread #80: Lash Mites edition
>makes bitchy call-out post directed towards …[rolls dice] sex workers who do it for survival reasons >>1225389
>dyes hair blonde >>1225602
>anons are shook by Shayna looking clothed and showered >>1226260
>Shay gives away 10 free trials to her onlyfans, which at least one farmer scooped up judging by the pictures that followed >>1225705
>more publicly lambasting her mom >>1226510
>geriatric gray has an onlyfans (?) >>1227272
>Shay finally learns she’s fatspo on ED twitter >>1227508 >>1227519 >>1227520 >>1227510 >>1227514
>pretends that Fupa (Kyle Nathan Perkins) is just her friend with benefits >>1227774
>then like clockwork, has a breakdown over him >>1228794 >>1228803 >>1228809 >>1228829
>and gets the same Monsters Inc gif from geriatric gray as she does every other breakdown >>1228811
>groundhog day in the dollhouse
>blames her remaining followers for her declining views >>1229546 >>1229547

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Recent Threads:
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No. 91084

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Thanks anon

No. 91085

kardashian what

No. 91086

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Why does she do the chicken dance when she shakes her ass?

No. 91087

>>91086
This is absolutely cursed

No. 91088

>>91086
when she tries to "twerk" she squeezes her "ass"cheeks in even more

No. 91089

>>91086
That video was spastic as shit wtf. I know she had to be smashed and think shes cute when she acts "goofy" but jfc that's just cringe and unsexy. And yeah she clenches her bumpy ass every time and just wiggles like a retard.

No. 91090

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I had to do it

No. 91091

>>91085
Fuck, I should've called it Keeping Up With the DoorDashian.
Oh well, new thread was needed.

No. 91092

>>91084
>>91086
Between these gifs and the very first recap being
>infighting, shockingly
I’m already laughing. Great work anons, let’s keep on board the train wreck

No. 91093

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So the videos were horrifying but holy fucking shit, she got her leg behind her head. Great work fatty, you should be v proud

No. 91094

The bitch was just compaling how others get more interaction despite their content being “lower quality” and then has the AUDACITY to post this. I….. Shatna go commit yourself. You need serious help.

No. 91095

>>91093
i can practically hear her panting after lifting her leg like that lol

No. 91096


No. 91097

>>91093
I’m surprised she isn’t bullied more on twitter with the mount of cringe she posts on a daily basis

No. 91098

>>91097
Nobody follows her tho, all her followers are bots and she doesn't have an organic following aside from a few scrotes and orbiters.

No. 91099

>>91098
yep people only know her from here at this point kek

No. 91100

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Thriving

No. 91101

>>91100
How does one convince themselves that this is an ass?? Clearly it's a pizza box…

No. 91102

>>91100
the way she has to grab her cheeks with her entire hand just to make them move… I've had enough

No. 91103

>>91100
Is she ok? looks like she's having a seizure

No. 91104

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No. 91105

>>91101
i mean she was (and probably is still) drunk at the moment lol. $50 she’ll delete these in the morning when she realizes she looks like a dumbass, desperately attempting to shake her flatbread ass

No. 91106

>>91101
I swear I think she thinks because her thighs are "thick" aka fat, that it means she has a "fat ass' or she has to be one of the most disillusioned cows on this site. She knows her body is average or below it, so she keeps bouncing around trying to find something. She thinks she's "thick" when she honestly never had a nice shape to began with. She's average but let her tell it she's a bimbo barbie that men are spending their child's college fund on.

No. 91107

>>91100
Was this sped up or was she actually moving like this? Jfc. I need to go watch the actual videos but I need to hide first. I’d be ashamed if anyone thought I was watching a retard have a seizure on camera.

No. 91108

>>91103
> is she ok
she is absolutely not ok

No. 91109

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I feel bad for talking about her breast but come on Shayna, this isn't sexy or quirky. It's scary and weird. She also looks the same without make up as she did when she didn't have those eyelashes.

No. 91110

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No. 91111

>>91109
>>91100
I’m having flashbacks to luna and lurch

No. 91112

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No. 91113

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Very bleak weekend

No. 91114

>>91113
booze and snack food. sounds like it could be any day of the week for her.

No. 91115

>>91107
I almost thought it was a Lori Lewd video kek

No. 91116

>>91113
You’d think being featured on ED Twitter as the poster fat chick would cause her to stop shovelling food into her mouth

No. 91117

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lopsidedness aside, the filter combined with twitter’s video compression literally vanished her left nipple. it looks grotesque. why would anyone ever post this?

No. 91118

>>91117
There's something about her look in this outfit that screams lunch lady in spite of the fact that she's trying to look young, I can't quite put my finger on it

No. 91119

>>91112
"personal drunk n stoned n horny gf" oh that man is on a list somewhere. Keep attracting that high class clientele, Shay!

No. 91120

>>91112
How are these scrotes convinced that she is capable of having an orgasm (let alone three) when she is SO bad at faking them? This dude must be an incel and never have seen any decent porn in his life.

No. 91121

>>91107
The sad thing is it that the video isn't sped up

No. 91122

>>91112
I literally posted this already scroll up retard

No. 91123

>>91113

Or… ya know go to the grocery store to buy it like any normal person. Fuck she is so lazy.

No. 91124

>>91117
Do your eyebrows and cover up the dark circles under your eyes jfc. Do the bare minimum

No. 91125

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No. 91126

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Ceo of not buying clothes that fit

No. 91127

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No. 91128

>>91104
Scammy Fattel wrote this kek it’s so obvious

No. 91129

>>91117
Anons are gonna get mad at this tinfoil but… between the unevenness and the scar on her tit I honestly think she might have had a small implant placed. It’s clear one of her tits just basically doesn’t grow. So she could have had a small implant placed once she reached maturity to even them out. It just so happens that she went and got super fat and ruined it.

No. 91130

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>>91125
What?

No. 91131

>>91129
This has been said multiple times

No. 91132

>>91131
Samefag, yes I know but most anons don’t believe it. the scar got brought up again in the last thread and it looks exactly like an inframammary incision.

That combined with the fact that it hasn’t grown despite her 60+ weight gain makes it more believable. Not that it really matters.

No. 91133

>>91132

you are up her ass dude

No. 91134

>>91130
it's probably written backwards on the wall behind the mirror

No. 91135

>>91100
Her thigh flab is being twerked more than the ass itself

No. 91136

>>91129
>anons are gonna get so mad at my stale tinfoil that's been argued and discussed many many times over the last 3 years

No. 91137

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No. 91138

>>91137
Why not use google instead of asking your 2 coomers??

No. 91139

>>91138
any state that has all these things will probably have a higher cost of living than tulsa, she's probably fishing for a roommate. i'm kinda hoping for another Dawn saga

No. 91140

>>91139
I'd be interested in a New Jersey saga tho

No. 91141

>>91096
This is the only cow where I see retards insist on linking EVERY thread for the cow, no other cow threads do this. Pure autism.

>>91125
Such a wide load. But, god, the jeans look better than that unwashed, too small white skirt. Still doesn't look good, though. I'm guessing this is all from her Shein haul? How are you not even going to buy a decent pair of jeans at the very least?

No. 91142

>>91141
NTA but it’s because her threads are a hilarious dumpster fire and it can be amusing to revisit the old shit without having to fuss with Google. I’ve been here for years but I appreciate it kek. For other cows, yeah, it might be excessive. But Shayna is a nonstop trainwreck and deserves to be documented.

No. 91143

>>91140
maybe she’ll move to the philly suburbs with plasticnproud

No. 91144

>>91137
Kek Move to Colorado but you’ll only be able to afford to live in the ghetto.

No. 91145

>>91136
It hasn’t been talked about since the other tit ballooned.

No. 91146

>>91140
Why would she ever pick New Jersey? Then again she does live in Tulsa. She looks like an idiot talking about doing outdoorsy things and shopping when she doesn’t leave her house or exercise at all and buys all her cheap clothes online.

No. 91147

>>91146
I mean she probably has New Jersey at the bottom of her list, but it's definitely in her price range. And maybe we would get an Atlantic City/Jersey shore saga out of it.

No. 91148

>>91137
She used to live in Seattle, which fits this description, but she moved for a scrote. I'd suggest POrtland but she couldn't afford it.

No. 91149

>>91148
Samefag but let's be real, she wants to live in LA, but a studio apartment here costs more than she makes in a month.

No. 91150

>>91143
Philly suburbs are way out of her price range. She can't afford to live in the northeast or northwest.

No. 91151

>>91144
Pls anon, she's already the biggest homebody in her flyover state.
Living somewhere with nature is a complete waste of money for someone who doesn't even leave the house to run errands.

>>91141
OP posts it every thread.
Also that's a retarded thing to whine about. Boo hoo, there's a single text post that you have to scroll past.
Contribute & make the OP next time or stfu.

No. 91152

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No. 91153

>>91137
She wants all this and a new Tesla with next to zero income. Dreams and goals are great to have but they will stay just that when you put in absolutely no effort. The economy is about to crash worse than 2008 but ButtStuffBarbie wants to blow all her income on cheap Chinese crap, makeup/skincare she’ll never use, junk food, drugs, and alcohol and excepts someone to just buy her a car and house. Like another anon said, time to commit yourself Shayna. You need help.

No. 91154

>>91153
Don't forget a 2 million dollar "mansion" lol.
She's so out of touch with money & her reality. It's delicious.
Not only does she make a pittance for gaping her asshole but she's worse at saving than the average high schooler. This woman has never had more than 4 figures in her bank account in her life. Even that 4 figures was the short-lived result of weeks of begging people who have actual income streams to pay for her moving fund. Now she's back to her usual routine of "receive $20, spend $20 on ubereats, repeat".

She has never owned even the cheapest vehicle, be it a beater car nor a bicycle. Yet she daydreams about Teslas. Will she ever reconcile with the fact that the laughable fantasies she tweets are above her reality? Probably not.
Love that for her though.

Sidenote - this is called maladaptive daydreaming & you see it in a lot of burn-outs. They sit around dreaming about their goals, riding the brief dopamine boost it gives them as they collect dust.

No. 91155

>>91154
tl;dr - bitch is putting shein on afterpay

No. 91156

>>91109
har har fiddle dee dee! yarr matey! she literally looks like a pirate here

No. 91157

>>91110
demonic

No. 91158

>>91153
> The economy is about to crash worse than 2008
lmao wtf are you talking about?

No. 91159

>>91154
I have been confused on this for a bit. Did she own her car back in Mass (the little Honda SUV thing?) she said her “dad made her buy her car off him”, clearly she didn’t take it to Seattle with her, did she just leave it at her parents house in mass? Sell it?

No. 91160

>>91159
highly doubt she actually purchased a car from her dad. if anything maybe he was making her pay the insurance premiums to establish some iota of responsibility, but i'd assume when she moved that the car went to one of her siblings/step-siblings.

No. 91161

>>91159
could've bought it for $1 just to get the title in her name or something

No. 91162

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No. 91163

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The most interaction her content has ever gotten,but only cause a 300k+ SW "friend"tweeted her content for her. How much did you pay her Shay?

No. 91164

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second day in a row she mentions "taking herself to brunch". girl, fupa is not reading and does not care.

No. 91165

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>>91163
likely $500

No. 91166

>>91163
>>91165
I guarentee you that she doesn't see a boost in sales

No. 91167

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>>91083

Keep drinking and you’re gonna end up dying like her; I wouldn’t be suprised if she one day drinks and ends up choking to death on her own vomit.

No. 91168

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>>91166
You're most likely correct. She's gained lots of followers overnight and time will tell if these are bought or on the back of the promo.

No. 91169

>>91158
NTAYRT but I think it has to do with the US printing money for stimulus checks & it causing inflation of the dollar.
Sage for OT

No. 91170

>>91167
she absolutely subscribes to the "oh no poor 27 club"

No. 91171

>>91169
you guys need to go back to econ 101

No. 91172

>>91137
Like other anons have said,
This is a big checklist for someone who makes just enough to afford a 1k apartment and only leaves it to go out with Fupa/get day drunk on occasion. If she hasnt made actual friends here, then I'm not sure how she thinks she will elsewhere and going to a nightclub and shit alone is somewhat sketchy but more so depressing. Theres scenery anywhere, it depends on what you like. Theres PNW with tons of evergreen trees and shit, theres coasts with beaches and the beaches vary depending on the state. Theres desert landscapes in AZ and states like that. I mean. I'd think most every state has nature areas. But she never goes out like that and you're not gonna see much nature in the city regardless.
Anyway. She should probs just move back to Washington tbh, if not near her parents.

>>91170
She absolutely does. Shes got tumblr posts about it and wanting to be part of it. Cringe and pathetic. Especially since shes a nobody with no talent.

No. 91173

>>91110
She legit looks like she’s tweaking

No. 91174

>>91172
With the way things are currently going for her, either she'll quit this shit or she'll end her own life. Shayna is stubborn and, unfortunately, I wouldn't be surprised if she decides on the latter.

No. 91175

>>91174
i think she's too narcissistic to legitimately off herself tbh. she doesn't shy away from suicide baiting at any opportunity though.

No. 91176

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She posted even more of that photo set even though no one asked and this one is genuinely nightmarish kek

No. 91177

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No. 91178

>>91174
I think she'll have a meltdown, go a little too far to retract once she realizes, and her dad will come haul her ass home like he had already planned on doing this past time. or she'll finally find someone new to hitch her wagon to and end up in another shitty relationship. she's not getting out of Tulsa unless she's motivated by a man

No. 91179

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>>91176
Tiny ass eyes

No. 91180

>>91176
why am I instantly reminded of The Mask

No. 91181

>>91177
>>91177
Her arsehole is going to be wrecked by the time she's 30, and that's me being nice. Enjoy sharting in diapers shatna!

No. 91182

>>91176
Looks like she had a ball editing this one, even took anons advice to whiten her teeth kek.

No. 91183

>>91084
>>91086
Jesus Christ will she just buy a fucking tripod already. Your ass is flat shay nothing can save that. Your a walking Petri dish and everyone has accepted that. Can you at least aim to bullshit some level of quality control? Amazon has tripods for phones dirt cheap. Take the plunge so I don't have to stare at that already matted rug on top of your controlled seziure.

No. 91184

>>91176
the retarded way she does a peace sign every single time triggers me more than it should…… it’s only two fingers you fat freak

No. 91185

>>91137
She only cares about food and weed and wasting money on garbage kek. A lot of states are weed legal and there's food anywhere, you just have to find good restaurants in the area and we know shes not a foodie anyway, just a fatty. There will be doordash and bars. Theres trees and shit everywhere, especially outside the city (which she wouldn't go) and any decent city will have a nightlife, but that shit is on hold because of covid anyway. I think she needs to focus more on getting a car to get anywhere and her budget of what she can afford before worrying about these other things.

No. 91186

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God damn, is that food all for you fatty???
(Forgot pic)

No. 91187

>>91186
this is an absurd amount of calories kek

No. 91188

>>91186
Fupa better be there because this is definitely too much, hell, her other table was already for 2 people, this is like for 4 people.

No. 91189

>>91188
this is the kind of little shit that has added up to make her the behemoth she is now. all that plus at least an entire bottle of rose has to be close to 2000 calories by itself right? she's eating an entire days worth of food in one sitting early in the day.

No. 91190

>>91137 we need at Dolly in California moment

No. 91191

>>91190
it already happened when she went there for her pro shoots

No. 91192

>>91189
nah bottle of wine is like 600 calories or so, it's still a lot though for someone sedentary.

No. 91193

>>91192
i'm aware how much a bottle of wine is, but she also has like 1300 in triscuits, meat, cheese and nuts on that plate

No. 91194

>>91127
She's wearing an ugly babyish crop top with low rise jeans. What a tragedy. She spends so much on ugly clothing that just makes her look like trash. She dresses like a troon.

No. 91195

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nice

No. 91196

>>91162
leave marron.chestnut777 out of this

No. 91197

>>91193
I'm guessing even more than 1300 calories. Each cracker is about 20-30 calories. There are at least 200g of cheese, that's already 800 calories worth of cheese. There are 17 slices of salami, that's about 200 calories. Not to mention the nuts. 100g of nuts has about 500-700 calories depending on the nuts. That's about 50g of nuts. The ham has a lot of fat on it.
I'm guessing that's about 200-300 calories worth of ham. There is roughly about 3000 calories in that whole plate.

No. 91198

>>91186
holy shit, this is fucking absurd

No. 91199

>>91197
Even if she was sharing this with fupa that's at least 1500 calories per head and that's not counting the pink wine.

No. 91200

>>91186
I think she thinks is a healthy "Snack"

No. 91201

>>91186
Its gotta be for Fupa too otherwise she's just openly and clearly giving up on losing any weight. You don't have to be a calorie counter, but you can easily see portions and serving sizes. That's a big issue with a fat person's diet: not just eating shitty processed stuff and high calorie intake with no excercise, but they feel they have to eat way more to be filled because their stomachs are stretched bigger. So they eat three times what an average person would.

No. 91202

>>91083
>>91186
This is absolutely disgusting, the amount of red meat on that plate kek she’s going to have a coronary by the time she’s 30. I have a suspicion that the heart shape of the triscuits is for Fupapa though.

No. 91203

>>91186
All these party platters and never a single vegetable. This woman is going to go into cardiac arrest soon.

No. 91204

>>91203
but anon, there are 10 grapes and she even sliced up a single strawberry, clearly she is housewife material with this gourmet home cooked meal

No. 91205

>>91186
Man, she seriously mangled that strawberry

No. 91206

>>91186
veggie anon here so idk about the meats and some of the cheeses but fuck me that that… 3000 calories at least? With a 700 cal bottle of wine? This is Speed running “barbie washes herself with a stick”

No. 91207

>>91158
>>91171
Either you don't live in the US or you're the one who needs to go back to econ 101. It's not because of the stimulus checks obviously, but the US is in for another economy crash very soon. It's been building up for years. Be less oblivious to the world around you.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91208

>>91171
Lol probably, its just what I heard from a friend
>>91186
Damn she's just gonna get bigger & bigger huh?

No. 91209

>>91190
She'd be dead within a month. This is not an easy state where you can just float by like she's barely doing now.

No. 91210

>>91209
she would either have to get a real job or work a corner.

No. 91211

>>91186

Shayna.. wouldnt it be easier to just get some friends? She tries so hard to keep up with what she thinks social and successful people do but its always just facade. Anyone you’re trying to impress already knows you enough to know you’re just sitting alone in a dirty apartment stuffing your face with triscuits and dog hair.

No. 91212

>>91176

When you start living your actual life by “I’ll just fix in it photoshop”.

No. 91213

>>91178

how does someone like shayna even find a new guy other than fupa? unless she wants to date one her crusty coomers. did she think she was gonna go to brunch alone and be swarmed by guys wanting to date her or something? im suprised she isnt on the dating apps.

No. 91214

>>91186
DUDE. We were all in awe by her last 800-1000 calorie cheeseboard. >>1228891
This is just… wow. The last one was borderline enough that I could see her thinking it was a normal portion but this one is CLEARLY meant for 2-3 people. And that's before you take into account the fact that it's all super high calorie foods.

25 triscuits x 20 cal each = 500 cal
100g mozz = 350 cal
100g brie = 350 cal
17 chorizo slices x20 cal each = 340 cal
4 slices prosciutto x30 cal = 120 cal
100g trail mix = 460 cal
fruit = negligible

That's 2120 calories.
MORE THAN YOU BURN OFF IN A DAY, SHAYNA.
She gained weight today just from eating this. And you know that's not all she ate today either.

No. 91215

>>91214
samefag but I forgot to appreciate that the only item she ate LESS of was the fruit kek

No. 91216

>>91207
Kek if the economy goes to shit I hope we can at least get a welfare saga

No. 91217

File: 1621119472274.png (2.49 MB, 1170x2532, BDC0197B-957A-46B9-B3F2-BDEB75…)

EW

No. 91218

>>91213
Scrotes are going to scrote. I do think it'd be hard for her to find a guy with something going for himself, but a young dude with not much going on or another fat ass baby daddy who wants a "young, hot pornstar" girlfriend, won't be hard for her to find. However looking at the men she attracts, troons, Womack etc. I can see her getting another Fupa. I can honestly see shayna going 5 more years chasing fupa. He's another addiction of hers.

No. 91219

File: 1621120780772.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1242x2208, 9D6B1C9F-5CA5-4B24-8246-831BFC…)

Gross that’s because you had to pay for them

No. 91220

File: 1621121186700.jpeg (1.11 MB, 3464x3464, 51DCB13C-9CBC-417A-96D6-2683A4…)

Posted on Instagram

No. 91221

>>91219
yeah, not only did you pay this person but they have actual followers who interact. Shayna's interaction is very shitty, especially with how much followers she has/buys. She could have 100K followers and still not get 1k on a post that she's been retweeting for weeks.

No. 91222

>>91219
Not only did she pay for the "attention it deserves", she also gave zero incentive for potential customers to buy her content because they got to see it all for free. She does that on her own accounts as well but it's different when you're paying hundreds in an attempt to acquire new coomers.

No. 91223

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No. 91224

>>91186
Bruh. The gunk and the hair on the counter. Jesus Christ. Calorie count anons pls add at least 10 for the dirt alone.

No. 91225

>>91223
What the hell does Shayna know about “good sex” she’s never had an orgasm and all she knows is getting fucked by deadbeat dads with a chode

No. 91226

>>91223
Oh yay, we're getting to the part where her new subscribers linked over from the paid promo get a taste of her constant whining about other sex workers & customers.
I predict she'll lose a good chunk of them once they realize their timelines are going to be flooded by 24/7 posting of "gonna go dab, get a lil tipsy then film 2 cumshows. reimburse $50 for dolly dabs!"

>>91220
Giving me Jim Carey in the Mask energy.

No. 91227

>>91223
Wow she truly hates other women/sex workers in her cOmMunItY so much it’s embarrassing

No. 91228

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No. 91229

>>91228
Shayna name one friend other than Fupa. Literally one.

No. 91230

>>91228

Actually, Shayna Clifford, the only WRONG way to be a bimbo is be fat and unattractive! The whole purpose of a bimbo is ATTRACTIVE, SUPERFICIAL airhead. You're small town 'Single Parents in their Forties' bowling alley night attractive, at best.

No. 91231

>>91228
The fake positivity kills me every time

No. 91232

File: 1621125752015.jpeg (254.56 KB, 1242x741, 8F539D89-175B-40B2-9227-78636B…)

All her pink clothes have shit stains on them and don’t even match
Top kek

No. 91233

>>91232
I'm laughing so hard, that's the farthest thing from a bimbo. That's just trying to be a good person, Shayna. Her mental gymnastics are fascinating.
Imagine if other sub-cultures did this like "being a goth isn't just about wearing black, you guys. Being goth is about having a strong commitment to community service".

No. 91234

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Always attracting the hottest sugar daddies uwu

No. 91235

>>91232
so she still fails, by her own definition

No. 91236

>>91232
Its literally not? If anything I would think its the opposite. Bimbos are kinda too ditzy to be really bitchy, but it seems like they kinda exude "I'm hot ur not" energy imo. But also who's even digging deep enough into the FETISH and more so aesthetic or lifestyle than anything to even care or decide that? She literally just loves that term bimbo and will say its whatever she wants it to be basically because shes a broke, ugly, fat bitch. What a weird projection cope.

No. 91237

>>91232
Because you want but cant have those things, so then it's not about that kek. Also you're not even a nice, uplifting person anyway. The random fake positivity posts amidst the dozens of insults and complaints about other girls, your life, and even customers isn't pleasant, you retard.

No. 91238

File: 1621130035469.jpeg (Spoiler Image,127.06 KB, 675x1123, C6D5B971-C980-48FB-B170-F5D7C4…)

Woof

No. 91239

File: 1621130131603.jpeg (585.09 KB, 1242x1651, 49F1C1A9-C3CC-44AC-B9F5-DCD35E…)

Bitch can’t even meme correctly

No. 91240

>>91238
Is that the filter or are her super bimbo uwu lashes already shedding?

No. 91241

>>91240
It really looks like they're shedding lmao.

No. 91242

>>91239
god she makes me cringe

No. 91243

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>>91238
Those wrinkles.. her eyes look like this mf

No. 91244

>>91214
At her weight she's easily burning off 2,200-2,500. An average healthy weight woman of about 5'5 and 140lbs burns around 2,000. We all know she's eating 3,000+ calories a day though.

No. 91245

>>91238
She is getting better with angles I'll give her that.

No. 91246

>>91244
BMR for 180 lb is 1470. BMR for 140 lb is 1380. That's only 100 calories more that she burns by being fat.
And we all know that Shayna gets no exercise, intentional or unintentional. Adding 500 calories to her TDEE just for not being a vegetable is way optimistic. You can't even give her 200 calories for an hour of walking. She's not burning over 2000 a day.

No. 91247

>>91244
i'd be shocked if she's burning anywhere near 2k. she's almost completely sedentary and seems to be too lazy to walk even from room to room if her needing a mini fridge in her cam room is any indication.

No. 91248

>>91247
im 100% that mini fridge is for her bedroom or living room, she never even posted a picture of it like everything else she buys

No. 91249

>>1231068
read the OP

No. 91250

>>91220
all these years later and she's still doing the weird slavic peace sign

No. 91251

>>91238
She looks rough for 40 here kek

No. 91252

>>91238
And she can’t possibly imagine why “lower quality” content gets more interaction than this kek

No. 91253

>>91238
The average healthy weight woman eats around 2,000 a day. Shayna is burning more than that. Women usually burn around 600 calories above their additional BMR by just being awake and using their bodies during the day.

Most women only do light forms of aerobic exercise on a regular basis which doesn't use up that many calories.

If she ate 1700-1800 she would lose weight at a steady pace. It's a myth that you have to cut all the way down to 1200 if you want to see results when you are actually overweight or obese. 1200 is for women who want to lose weight rapidly or women who are already at a healthy weight but still want to lose. Maybe I over estimated, but she could definitely maintain her weight at some figure slightly above 2,000.

Sage for blog post but this is coming from someone who has yo yo dieted for years purely by counting calories and used to have an eating disorder.(no1curr)

No. 91254

>>91253
nobody cares ana-chan

No. 91255

Go the fuck back twitter you fat shits. Holy fuck that one ed twt cunt brought hella LARPers here and they think we don’t notice you fucking fake ana sperging and blogging the past week. Fuck off, you’re not welcomed here, die.

No. 91256

File: 1621165611443.png (169.85 KB, 300x294, threace.png)

>>91184
Same, probably because the only other person I've seen do it with three fingers is Chris Chan

No. 91257

>>91240
It looks like she’s used eyelash curlers on them, which I don’t think you’re meant to so it’s probably been pulling them out & pulling her own lashes out

No. 91258

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>>91256
>>91184

theyre doing the charizard pose you uneducated fucks(derailing)

No. 91259

>>91255
while at heart what youre bitching about is sound youve become that very thing. take a break anon its okay

No. 91260

>>91223
Always with the fresh hot takes. Stop trying to act like you have any right to judge or shame when you’re a lying lush looking for her next cheesmburger fix.

No. 91261

>>1227520

I’d prefer Shayna over this anorexic chick tbh

No. 91262

File: 1621181819552.jpg (714.72 KB, 1080x2032, Screenshot_20210516-181647_Fir…)

>>91258
Nah, she is secretly a serb kek(stop)

No. 91263

File: 1621185280622.jpg (81.89 KB, 1032x774, cjZkL_aMgJWAsee5vI5awTK1uzl5ih…)

You're all wrong. She's trying to be uwu kawaii sailor moon(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91264

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Our favorite fat gal is back to panhandling. To visit family. Will that include her evil mom?

No. 91265

>>91255
based

No. 91266

Someone tell her a car is more important than her daily “brunch” trips that seem to need 100 dollars. Bye bye Tesla, hello obesity

No. 91267

File: 1621190926562.jpeg (Spoiler Image,124.9 KB, 676x1313, 0495E775-88D5-4F00-9135-FFF0F8…)

She looks so old and haggard

No. 91268

>>91267
It’s time to check yourself into the mental hospital, Shay. She looks like mental illness

No. 91269

>>91267
She really thinks she's a natural beauty, TBH I kind of miss the huge eyelashes and wings, her eyes look so tiny and her not doing her eyebrows makes everything but her nose look small.

No. 91270

>>91267
At least wipe some of the meat sweat off your face if you're gonna do a "bedtime" shoot, Jesus

No. 91271

>>91267
Jfc put in some EFFORT. I don’t know how she isn’t embarrassed to post herself online looking like this. And I know this gets said every thread, but her whole personality is eating and complaining. Like, get a hobby. Literally anything. I can’t believe scrotes still pay her, but scrotes gonna scrote.

No. 91272

File: 1621193062446.png (8.93 MB, 1242x2208, F1C53894-4308-49EA-BD69-13F980…)

Buy some powder omg you look so greasy and ugly Shaytard

No. 91273

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No. 91274

File: 1621193387978.gif (6.22 MB, 216x384, 28EA31E9-42DB-4D56-919E-C1AEE3…)

At least she’s wearing pants to cover up those cottage cheese thighs

No. 91275

>>91273
With bacon?

No. 91276

>>91273
She really considers this a veggie omelette, when almost all you can see is bacon spilling out..no wonder her diet is fucked. She thinks this is healthy eating kek

No. 91277

>>91267
She looks like fupa took her to a seafood joint and she realized just after the first bite that she has a horrific shellfish allergy.
How is her face that swollen?

No. 91278

File: 1621193553291.jpeg (446.79 KB, 1242x962, 5B0F2469-5765-4F31-8CBA-FE90D3…)

damn Olive Garden and high school are her only personalities

No. 91279

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No. 91280

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Bleak

No. 91281

>>91276
Literally. I see one tomato, a few pieces of spinach, and the rest bacon and cheese with a mound of potatoes.

No. 91282

>>91278
At some point she has to realize that she's telling all these boring ass old stories over and over again. She needs to get a life and make new memories before she wastes her young adulthood entirely on LARPING as a sex worker and chasing some manchild's unwashed chode

No. 91283

>>91279
she's probably really planning on spending $100 on "Brunch", I bet she's going to go home and have a "Snack" fo cheese, meat and a whole box of crackers.

No. 91284

>>91273
At least it probably has more nutritional value than this pile of sugar >>1230053 from her last uwu fancy bimbo brunch, which was only 2 days ago

No. 91285

>>91278
the fact that she worked at olive garden for like 2 weeks makes this even more pathetic

No. 91286

>>91280
unapologetically photographing her muffin top and yellow teeth, what a conceited bimbo!1

No. 91287

>>91272
>>91274
Now that her hair isn't extremely terrible, it really highlights how…below average her face is. She almost needs the greasy, ratty statement piece of hair to draw attention away from her face

No. 91288

>>91287
I think it looks so shit because she never bumps her ends, they always look ratty. Why doesn't she just get it trimmed?

No. 91289

>>91287
"below average" is generous

No. 91290

>>91280
How. does she look so old? Is it the weed? Alcohol? The existential dread of showing your asshole to strangers? Being chunky is the least of her worries.

No. 91291

>>91290
it's the giant bags under her eyes and fat girl marionette lines that are doing it for her now. but she's looked like 22 going on 52 since she was skinny. i think she just has unfortunate genetics compounded by her shitty nutrition and lifestyle.

No. 91292

>>1231458
Is it just like an old wife's tale that alcoholism makes your nose bigger? Because if not, I'm betting on that

No. 91293

>>1231461
To think I thought she looked busted then. I never imagined it would get so much worse for her. She's a stubborn, nasty bitch for not taking the advice in this thread. She would probably be more successful and less depressed if she used the beauty tips in those early threads.

No. 91294

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No. 91295

File: 1621199643378.jpeg (Spoiler Image,98.05 KB, 676x1313, 6024875F-E10C-438B-B0C2-9E44CA…)

Gross she really has no shame

No. 91296

>>91295

Ever since she got the fake lashes, she always looks like she's just been crying. She photoshopped the bags under her eyes so much that now they're so jarring to see. Pete Davidson butthole eyes.

No. 91297

File: 1621199859445.jpeg (1.34 MB, 3464x3464, 6A8393C1-1F9B-4FCB-A747-47BF89…)

Big ass nose

No. 91298

>>91294
Has she lost weight or is it just that the jeans suit her more than the normal crap she wears?

No. 91299

File: 1621199954155.png (8.14 MB, 1242x2208, E95A2924-D19E-461C-A6D1-237F37…)

>>91296
Pete’s are just discolored he doesn’t have baggy/saggy under eye bags Shayna’s eyes looks swollen

No. 91300

>>91297

She doesnt look terrible until you realize she's only 24 years old. Smoking and drinking has aged her so much in even just the past year.

No. 91301

>>91300
That and plus she has a Snapchat filter on and she still looks busted

No. 91302

>>91298
The latter. Definitely haven’t lost weight, her face and arms are so puffy. Those jeans just probably are the only piece of clothing that fits her.

No. 91303

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>>91299
She looks like Uncle Fester

No. 91304

>>91297
She looks like she’s been sobbing and immediately taking these sad selfies in bumfuck Oklahoma. Shit it honestly sad as hell

No. 91305

>>91272
She needs to add under eye filler to her would-be bimbo protocol. It would actually help so much.

No. 91306

So is she just using brunch as an excuse to not work? No new vids after saying she needed to "settle" for a more manageable schedule of making a "big production" vid or 2 a week and then just simpler stuff. No mention of camming in over a month either. She thinks her ugly unflattering bathroom tit flashes are premium high quality content ot something? And that haggard photoset where she looks like a suburban wine mom kek

No. 91307

>>91294
Okay she does look like someone's mother at Disney land, but I like this look better then any of her barbie bimbo shit. She looks normal.

No. 91308

>>91295
The first selfie was decent looking, here while flashing her tits she looks like a whole fridge.

No. 91309

>>91297
That fucking comb over. This whole style looks like it's straight out of the year 2010

No. 91310

>>91307
Agree. Cant fix the ugly and shes still chubby, but she looks average at least and not totally embarrassing trailer trash like usual. Well. Almost. The top is still too small and she really needs to wear a bra in public because that top is smooshing her tits and is practically see through. At least her pussy and cottage cheese thighs are concealed and it's not a cheap Amazon tracksuit get up.

No. 91311

>>91299
she looks like fucking buscemi

No. 91312

>>91299
She really got those lashes so she could do NOTHING with her makeup and somehow think shes passable. The eyebrows or rather lack of is just absurd. When is she getting them microbladed anyway?

No. 91313

>>91137
lord please dont let this mess move to las vegas, we dont need another momokun

No. 91314

>>91279
I just thought that maybe she needed that much because she's of course scamming, but she also took fupa out to brunch. Imagine all the times Shayna has begged to be "reimbursed" for her meals, but she was really with Fupa or paying for Fupa.
Shit is sad.

No. 91315

>>91294
Christ almighty. She looks like LJ’s mom, Laur. Straight up just a bridge troll.

No. 91316

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>>91264
What happened to taking her birthday trip to Tennessee? Did Fupa not want to take her so she decided to settle and visit her family instead?

No. 91317

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No. 91318

>>91316
Obviously. She has no friends so if her chode didn’t want to go with her, she’d be going alone. So bleak kek

No. 91319

>>91317
Why is everything she eats covered in proscuitto. I feel like I'm gonna vom looking at this

No. 91320

>>91319
she thinks its high class. thats why we've been seeing so many uwu 2000 calorie cheeseboards, and also the amount of swelling due to high sodium pork sweats (and never drinking actual fucking water)

No. 91321

>>91317
This is the first salad I’ve ever seen her eat. Congrats shay

No. 91322

>>91317
I love how this is the saddest, grossest salad I've ever seen because even chopping a tomato is apparently beyond her capabilities. This bitch sure does love cheese and prosciutto too.
I'm not sure if shes trying to prove shes attempting to eat somewhat better or if shes tryna flex badly.

No. 91323

>>91317
i bet immediately after snapping this pic she slathered the whole thing in ranch dressing

No. 91324

>>91322
I think she read this thread yesterday when anons were roasting her for never eating her veggies. She still can't put the proscuitto and cheese down but it's a step in the right direction.

No. 91325

>>91324
anything helpful about the salad is completely erased by the omelette monstrosity from just a couple hours earlier kek

No. 91326

>>91295
Why her titties look like one of those dodgy breast plates drag queens wear here?

No. 91327

>>91280
I can understand that going to get food or even going to the cinema by yourself occasionally is normal and a thing but fuck. She just, has no friends. Getting drunk alone on a regular basis is not normal and is complete addict/loner behaviour. Id say I feel bad but hey, I guess thats what happens when you are a shitty unlikeable person.

No. 91328

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No. 91329

>>91317
I legit thought she put marshmallows on her fucking salad and I was barely surprised

No. 91330

>>91279

god its so fucked she could have earned $100 towards something to improve her life, and she’s just eating it way for a snapchat story she’ll forget about in a week. thus starts the feeder saga.

No. 91331

>>91297
Wtf is that retarded button placement on her top? Is it to release her gut after binging on "veggie" omelettes? Points for practicality I guess, but this bint really has no taste in clothes. How do you screw up such a basic look?

No. 91332

>>91297
she looks the same age as her dad in the picture on the right, like the same age, sex, everything

No. 91333

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No. 91334

>>91264
I'm just waiting for the week before she's supposed to go and she has a "falling out" with her mom again and decides not to go

No. 91335

>>91333
Some probably Womack looking scrote bought her a drink and she just can't get over it. Dude might've just pitied her being out alone. Or worst case is a total creep. Assuming that it actually even happened. Which it probably didnt. This is 99% most likely show for Fupa. She wants him to read shit like this thinking he'll get jealous or some shit like they're high schoolers.

No. 91336

>>91335
the bartender probably accidentally made a wrong drink and saw her sitting alone in her delusions and gave it to her because they felt bad

No. 91337

>>91333
Did someone buy her a drink? Or did Fupa buy her drink? Either one is PITIFUL. Imagine bragging this much about a man buying you a drink and it's even more sorry if that someone is your own boyfriend.

No. 91338

>>91337
No one did. She posts things like this for Fupas attention. They're obviously on the rocks right now. Though then again that charcuterie board the other day looked like it was for her & Fupa but maybe shes just fat and was trying to be ~aesthetic~ with the heart shape.

No. 91339

>>91333

Throwing my guess out there - she asked about/the bartender was telling her about a drink they have and made her one on the house to try. Something that happens to anybody that could have a generous enough server. She thinks it’s because she’s hot shit, though, ofc.

No. 91340

>>91339
Whatever it was getting a free drink isn't anything crazy. I know people post about dumb shit like this, but with Shayna I always feel like she's trying to make normal shit out to be something "Super special" that happened to her.
If this is for Fupa, he should be worried. I could see Fupa 2.0 buying shayna a few drinks, flirting, knowing a few "Dad songs", talking about how much he loves to BBQ and in a week Shayna would be vaguely posting about "meeting someone new" and in a month she'd be fucking him raw & calling him "Daddy"

No. 91341

>>91340
I'm not versed in Shayna lore and don't want to read a billion threads but has she been with anyone but Fupa in the last three years? Seems like he's been around for fucking ever

No. 91342

>>91340
>but with Shayna I always feel like she's trying to make normal shit out to be something "Super special" that happened to her
that's legitimately her M.O. every time she tries to share one of these stories

>>91341
she hasn't been in a serious relationship besides fupa since like high school

No. 91343

>>91341
Ot but I hope once we hit 100 threads anons will quit bitching and telling people to read the threads when someone asks the smallest question. It happens less now but it’s so annoying

No. 91344

>>91343
it was just answered, retard

No. 91345

>>91342
>hasn't been in a serious relationship besides fupa since like high school

what a bimbo whore! jesus that's pathetic

No. 91346

>>91345
i think the only semblance of romantic partners she's had (besides her highschool bf) was some weird fake poly "relationship" she was in when she first moved to seattle and then a presumably fake relationship with a girl she had during the tumblr era. then nothing until and since fupa.

No. 91347

>>91346
I thought she moved to Seattle for that guy too or am I mistaken?

No. 91348

>>91347
i believe so, but i don't exactly recall the whole seattle situation but i know it's been said by other anons that it was never really a real relationship to begin with. i think she was just some kind of weird third wheel situation. i also believe she was dating the girl at the same time but the timeline is fuzzy and i haven't reread the threads.

No. 91349

>>91297

Her and Fupa been on some adventures lately huh? She's never gonna learn.

No. 91350

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>>91272
It's amazing how much her diet shows on her face, she's really starting to look like picrel
(Sorry for the shit quality picture)

No. 91351

>>91350
Sugar doesn't give you wrinkles, retard.

No. 91352

>>91297
>>91127
slight nitpick but how does she never get cold as fuck wearing nothing but too-tight crop tops in overcast windy weather when she goes on her lonesome expeditions. no way she's ever fitting a spare sweater in that tiny ass purse

No. 91353

>>91352
Alcohol and obesity keep you warm

No. 91354

>>91350
I’d imagine the wrinkles are from alcoholism and dehydration more than anything

No. 91355

>>91340
Oh but anon, she's so amazing that everyone has to spoil her! Free drinks, a worker asking her what site she's on, the stranger that walked up to her and said he loved her work, and the bartender who gave her princess napkins! She can't help being a celebrity bimbo!

No. 91356

>>91354

Its crazy how fast she dropped the entire gym/meal planning routine. All because the trainer was pro-trump. And now months later, she's gained back or doubled the weight she was at pre-gym week (if she lost anything during those few weeks)

No. 91357

>>91356

Shay - put a treadmill on credit/payment plan and go back to ordering those frozen healthy meals. you dont even need to leave the house. you can make some fatty runs on the 'mill content with your tits out. girl, do anything other than eat to get back at fupa.

No. 91358

>>91344
I can see it was answered and I’m glad but anons usually make a big deal and it’s annoying. Chill.

No. 91359

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>>91351
Esthifag here, in a roundabout way, sugar definitely causes wrinkles. That on top of guzzling (sugary) wine, never drinking water, and never washing her face is gonna really have her looking like a fat mummy.

No. 91360

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No. 91361

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Shay, quit making it obvious that you're buying followers. You just had 21k

No. 91362

>>91352
anon, it’s 80F degrees in tulsa…

No. 91363

>>91356
the racist trainer story was most likely fake anyway. the fat bitch is just lazy and didn’t want to pay to keep going.

No. 91364

>>91360
>1k likes from promo on a 300k+ acct
Like that’s probably standard, but also shows you didn’t blow any of her subs out of the water or garner their attention. It’s not “what your content deserves,” it’s mindless coomers liking and never looking at your photos or profile again. How much business did you actually incur from this, and how much will stay? Was that the point, or was it literally just about the validation from number of likes and retweets more than growing your business? Kidding, we know the answer. Going through life with 0 self awareness must be a really strange experience.

No. 91365

>>91361
This, someone with 20k+followers posting nudes for free should at least at least 1k.

No. 91366

>>91364
> 1k likes from promo
she said she can barely get 1k likes on her own posts. she got at least 5k likes from the promo:
>>91163
but your point about 0 self awareness is 100% valid regardless

No. 91367

>>91364

this. If she had generated any actual business from it, she would be bragging about her OF sales or doing the “welcome all new followers ehurhur!” shit people do on Twitter. How long has she been in sex work now? And she still is surprised coomers mindlessly like photos of random pussy online when its free? Ontop of… she now paying the coomers to like her content kek

No. 91368

>>91367
>>91364
Would have been more incentive for customers and subs if she hadnt done pictures full spread with tits, assole, and pussy out for free. It's called advertising and teasing so people want more. Not putting it all out so those coomers click her page, see her very first pic is a gaping ass and vag pic and just scroll to find more free content, have their fap then leave without a comment or penny spent kek fuckin idiot
It really is that she just wants that sweet, sweet internet "validation" and likes on a pic means more than getting paying customers. Shes wack.

No. 91369

>>91360
No one talks to her at all and she talks to no one, she sits in her echo chamber thinking she’s doing something with her life kek

No. 91370

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shayna this was never cute on you, but it’s even worse now that your tits are in completely different zip codes from one another

No. 91371

>>91370
Shayna is odd, she doesn't want to wear panties and bras,(I assume it's because she doesn't like the feel/wants to be able to flash)abd she doesn't like to put ANY kind of moisture on her body.
She can't deal with a few hours or seconds of discomfort but she'll stuff toys up her ass/puss dry with animal hair on them, let Fupa's fat ass flop all over her and do all kinds of BDSM weird shit.
I wonder if Fupa told her he had a fetish for her taking care of her skin, lips and genitals would she then want to do it?

No. 91372

>>1231953
Doesn't like to put moisture on her body, yet has perpetual meat sweats lmao

If Fupa told her he had that fetish, she'd either go with it, sperg about her aBuSiVe and ToXiC ex on Twitter, or both

No. 91373

>>91366
Oh, thank you! I misread and clearly missed that as well. My question about the business she gained vs the validation from numbers still stands. Appreciate you pointing that out to me, anon.

No. 91374

>>91261
nobody cares what gets your stupid dick hard, scrotie-kun

No. 91375

>>91297
Starting to look like lillee jean

No. 91376

>>91297
i wish she didnt make such a fart face

No. 91377

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>>91358
nta but even if someone replies with “read the threads” to someone asking to be “spoon-fed” all you have to do is…
1: not be so sensitive
2: skim the summary of each thread to get the gist; instead of reading through each thread in it’s entirety for the info you’re seeking

For some of us who have kept up with Shayna’s threads, repetitive questions asked are just as annoying as the repetitive answers.

Speaking of annoying I have here a few synonyms to use in place of the word “bleak”.

No. 91378

>>91377

You new here boo? Never tells farmers what pisses you off. You've just upped people's desire to say bleak in the threads.

No. 91379

>>91377
Bleak is the opposite of thriving, it's not that deep.

No. 91380

>>91377
Shayna being an ugly fat broke sex worker with a hank hill ass, no sex appeal, a shitty apartment….damn, truly unpropitious

No. 91381

>>91380
utterly disadvantageous

No. 91382

>>91380
how foreboding

No. 91383

>>91377

If her present is gloomy, depressing, joyless and somber, I wonder how dismal, dreary and dark her future will be. So bleak.

Are you happy now, thesaurus anon?

No. 91384

>>91383
with the way she’s aging like fucking milk, i doubt she can continue sex work 3-5 years from now. she’s going to either die from alcohol poisoning or finally move back with her parents after developing diabetes from all the cheap pink wine and sugary edibles she consumes on a daily basis.

No. 91385

>>91384
nta but what are you talking about

No. 91386

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>>91219
Kek the person Shayna bought the promo from deleted her post

No. 91387

>>91386
lmao, is this normal for paid promos? I don't use twitter at all so I have no idea. Hilarious if not, though.

No. 91388

>>91387
Some promo posts only last 24 hours. But I don’t know if this was the case. I wonder if Shaytard overpaid for the promo l

No. 91389

>>91380
>>91381
>>91382
i love you anons… this shit is inauspicious

No. 91390

>>91386
Just waiting on Shay's break down

No. 91391

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>>91386
This is that girls page prices. Shay paid $50 for a day shoutout and god knows how much on the 2k extra fake followers kek

No. 91392

>>91391

This shit is just humiliating. You paid $50 to post your pussy and asshole on a more successful sex worker’s twitter, just to see if it could still get likes. Bleeeeaaak. She is so close to figuring it out, but she’d rather throw money at the problem instead of face the reality that is her life. Shayna, just go home. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

No. 91393

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Someone tagged Shay in the comments for this

No. 91394

>>91391
Between paying for promo that provides zero incentive for potential customers and posting full-on hole pics daily for free, don't think it can be called "sEx WoRk" anymore as you're operating at a deficit. That's called charity kek

No. 91395

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Your ratchet 2013 tweet isn't going to go viral

No. 91396

>>91393
Oh I do hope they pick Shayna. I can just imagine the seller checking up on the people they've paid to promote them & realizing that this bitch straight up doesn't know how to dab lmao
Sitting there dancing around like a retard while showing off to the camera how she's giving up her hit to the ghosts in the room lol. I still can't get over how sped she looked in that vid

No. 91397

>>91377
Bleak

No. 91398

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Oh please

No. 91399

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>>91398
coomers will say literally anything

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>>91395
You forgot this ugly photo of her enlarged nostrils.

No. 91401

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This is so disadvantageous

No. 91402

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She always outs herself like this. This just proves she gets little to no tips. If she got more tips from fellow swers she’d be all over posting those too.

No. 91403

>>91402
lmao "do more to help" as if she's a charity & they feel bad.
How drab & inauspicious.

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>>91398
knowing Shayna she’s most likely not joking …..

No. 91405

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>>91400
We live in a society where scrotes think this ugly hippo is more attractive than Ariana Grande

No. 91406

>>91400
Wasn’t posted yet but… ew. Just ew. How can she call herself a sex worker when she has absolutely no sex appeal?

No. 91407

>>91405
bc Ariana knows her worth - not talking to ugly old scrotes just to get paid a little cash to get by

No. 91408

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Got whiplash from seeing her bloated whale body then this video popped up. Her body was probably the cutest at this weight imo. But wasn’t this also the first ever “stepmom” Vids she did and wasn’t this the time when she lived with fupa in the McMansion? How gross that’d she turn the prospect of her having the potential (back then) to be the stepmom to his kids and she turns it into something her ugly paypigs can fap to. Bleak.

No. 91409

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Is this the dog dick replica? I think I’m going to be sick

No. 91410

>>91408
This was filmed in her last apartment

No. 91411

>>91408
a lot of anons were calling her fat even here, just shows how massive shes got when even when she was "chubby" she looks skinny in comparison to now

No. 91412

>>91400
This bitch is delusional, how can she possibly think she looks good. Her nose seems to be getting bigger and droopier every day.

No. 91413

>>91409

Aren’t all her dildos disgusting though?

Shit, lint, and animal hair covered dildos are her good ol workhorses.

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No. 91416

>>91408
she was already fat here kek the cover shot is just the most flattering angle in the whole video

No. 91417

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She gets more disgusting every day

No. 91418

>>91417
She really bought a horse cock huh?

She's going to realise they are far too big. These nasty ass dildos are for people who have stretched themselves beyond belief. Shay thinks she is anal queen but there are so many people who could literally take anal penetration from a horse sized dick cos what they've done to themselves.

I'd be surprised if we ever see her use these things.

No. 91419

>>91417
what the fuck lmao

a horse cock she won't be able to take, and one that lays eggs?? what??

No. 91420

>>91417
i hope she "impregnates" herself with an egg and can't get it out

No. 91421

>>91417
Yeah, gross. But she's just copying Dawn and the other super degenerate girls probably because shes just trying scrape up what coomers she can. Her content is redundant and boring and shes only gotten fatter and uglier. Plus she keeps setting a new low bar like with the scat vid. The scrotes want to see the next depraved, humiliating thing. Shes got brain rot from porn. Its extra weird because shes not a sexual person and doesn't enjoy those things, she really only wants reactions and likes. Shes not a bimbo slut like she pretends half the time, she's just a big case of an attention whore. Seems like she's always been that way. Very obnoxious and pick me energy. Classic case of parents not giving the kid enough attention and proper discipline really. So she looks for validation from people online and thinks it's cool to be "shocking" or "not like other girls". When in reality shes just annoying and try hard and still manages to be average at best.

No. 91422

>>91417
How revolting the horse dick is aside, she ALREADY HAS a fucking tentacle dildo, why the fuck does she need another?

No. 91423

>>91418
She had to change her whole alien video because she claimed she couldn't fit it in her ass

No. 91424

>>91418
Yeah this. She acts like regular dildos or that tentacle one are too big for her and tore her ass. An average person couldnt take the horse dildo and she wont be able to either. Guess it's just gonna be more floor or wall "decore" we'll never hear about again. Also doubt she'll be able to figure out the alien egg one. Bitch struggles to set up her fuck machine.

No. 91425

>>91417
Some gross new chew toys for Noodle when she cant take or figure these out, I guess.

No. 91426

>>91422
Half of the sex shit she buys she doesn’t use. She either has it hanging as decoration or as chew toys for her pets. She buys these things not to actually use but because she’s so depressed the only thing that gives her a serotonin boost is when she buys shit or when fupa shoves his chode up her fatass.

No. 91427

>>91417
What even happened to the god forsaken dog dildo? She said she bought it over a week ago. And I swear theres tons of other stuff shes bought that never even get mentioned again. Or she cant figure them out, like the contacts kek.

Dont tell me this bitch doesnt even have Amazon Prime…

No. 91428

>>91427
anon, she's not buying dog dildos off amazon

No. 91429

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What did Fupa do this time?

No. 91430

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dildofag but they all seem to be from etsy and she's paying 65$ in shipping alone
horse and egg thing are about 8" long and 6" girth
tentacle is almost 10" long and 8"
can't wait for her further wrecking her ass with these or giving up and using them for bad blowjob choking on the tip of them

No. 91431

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Shayna, you are still chasing a straight white male. Not to mention this straight white male is fat and has a chode

No. 91432

>>91430
>dildofag
are you okay?

No. 91433

>>91431
lol bitch those are like your last three customers

No. 91434

>>91429
Deleted

No. 91435

>>91430
>6" girth
…w-what? It can't possibly be. I don't want to believe.

No. 91436

>>91430
Mr Hands saga when?
RIP her asshole

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No. 91438

>>91437
Awww did fupa not want to stick his gross chode in your ass

No. 91439

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…..

Forgot to spoiler

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Artistic nonnie please remix this
My sides

No. 91441

>>91440
love how they drew the eyebrows super far apart…accurate kek

No. 91442

>>91440
the artist did a great job, he captured her gray skin, weird tiny eyebrows and lopsided tits perfectly

No. 91443

>>91437
fucking YAWN, shaytard. when you’re at the point where even lolcow is bored with your drama then it’s way past time to move on.

No. 91444

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>>91417
the last dildo (rivo by driving desires they do that colorway for everything) smallest size is bigger then the small for the BD she has that she let noodle chew on. the horse one aka mister handsy mattel is 9 inches and 8 useable.. so the only one fitting comfortably would be the egg… way to go shay. fast track that prolapse saga lmao.
>>91439
the most accurate nonlolcow fanart we will ever get. i am loving the arms being half human half dog

No. 91445

>>91444
> i am loving the arms being half human half dog
i think it’s supposed to be a furry commission, dildo-kun

No. 91446

>>91445
you got me there. i guess she never fully ditched the furry after dawn.
(i am not the other dildo fag but i will take the dildo-kun name in stride thank you)

No. 91447

>>91442
he either forgot or deliberately left out the veins on the zombie tit though

No. 91448

>>91437
like fucking clockwork

No. 91449

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No. 91450

>>91449
i’m sick of this alcoholic, constantly over-stoned bitch blaming depression on why she’s lazy as fuck when it’s convenient for her. i thought you were thriving and successful? take one once of accountability and just fucking do something instead of talking about doing it.

No. 91451

>>91417
Literally didn’t think much of these until >>91418 said
> horse cock
Unfortunately now I know what a horse cock looks like. Shayna is like sick beyond help now, her family should disown her. They don’t deserve this.

No. 91452

>>91449
Then she should stop wasting 100 dollars of scrote money on brunch and ask for reimbursement for a therapy visit and get some mood stabilizers or antidepressants instead of abusing weed and alcohol lmao taking topless Snapchat filtered nudes in a public bar/restaurant bathroom is her peak of productivity.

No. 91453

>>91437
Ok so stop talking to him then, damn girl.

No. 91454

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And this, my friends, is why Shayna will never be successful. Pixie is ugly, but she knows how to lure in customers. Meanwhile, Shayna is an expert at killing a boner with her constant fupa!1! Pick me!1! And picked she has not been. This is all from today,lmao. Quite the contrast.

No. 91455

>>91454
nobody gives a fuck about abustedpixie

No. 91456

>>91449
She hasnt cammed in a month or two, she has never put out more than 2 vids a week, and usually does a photoset or 2 where she takes 50 pics of the same retarded shit. That's her actual peak productivity. Some weeks she'll do a single same ol vid MAYBE or just nothing unless she's backed up on customs. I'm still very convinced 90% of the vids she's done this year where purely customs she was paid to do and therefore had to put out. Her thinking her trashy bathroom flashes are stand in for real content is hilarious.

No. 91457

>>91449
Then fucking leave like you said you were before, but then decided to scam because Fupa waved his chode at you. Its beyond tired. It's a failed relationship, singular. We all know it's only been Fupa for years and before that you had maybe 1 actual boyfriend? A fake gf? A weird older couple poly thing? Maybe look inward and so some real fucking reflection and see you are the cause of your own problems and there are no quick fixes. You have to actually commit to changing and stick with it for more than a week, you absolute clown. Just because Fupa is the only person you physically see. He doesnt give a shit about you clearly and maybe that's because you clearly don't give a shit about yourself either.

No. 91458

>>91454
Whenever someone posts pixie I automatically assume self-post. Nobody cares about her so just stop posting about her.

No. 91459

>>91454
Imagine being cucked by your babivampire looking ass ugly wife

Also stop posting this butterface nobody cares abt her

No. 91460

>>91420
As hilarious as that would be, the “eggs” are made of gelatin and they dissolve.

No. 91461

>>91458

i get the vibe someone is trying to make shayna hate pixie with the constant comparisons. must be working because they dont interact anymore.

No. 91462

>>91461
Or she’s gotten paranoid with pixie self posting and is probably keeping distance because she’s eviiiil (not really)

No. 91463

>>91449
Seriously Shayna, move back home, quit sex work, and just get a job at hooters. You'll have a steady income, get to keep entertaining gross old scrotes, can keep pretending you are a dumb bimbo, and your only job experience is waitressing anyway. Also none of your followers care about your depression. Just suck it up like the rest of us.

No. 91464

>>91449
If she stopped fucking drinking and smoking and binge eating all the time, maybe do a little physical activity, it would improve her mental health. Like fucking christ these are the basics a therapist will tell you to improve your mental health

No. 91465

>>91464

She's the type of person would act like she was personally attacked by an evil doctor to dare suggest eating right and getting some physical activity could help her depression. I've known so many people who dismiss the basics of self-care and act like they aren't being taken seriously by professionals; when it's always a projection of not taking their own lives seriously.

No. 91466

>>91463
Unironically I could see her enjoying a job at Hooters it she just put mild effort in. An actual stable income coupled with that male validation she enjoys so much. But Shayna is also very very lazy and would probably miss shifts and complain endlessly.

No. 91467

>>91440
Sorry for the autism but why the fuck didn't they draw her lower half? It looks like a weird tit creature that walks on its hands/paws/whatever. Like a Spore creation just floating in space or some shit

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No. 91469

>>91466
Kek you’re forgetting Shayna is misogynistic and bitchy. She would bully the other women who work there because they’re prettier than her.

No. 91470

>>91466
>>91463
you guys are deluded lmao shayna has no charisma or people skills and i doubt she has the mental facilities to handle a busy restaurant job now. remember - she said she quit her olive garden job because she didn’t like interacting with people. i think it’s highly underestimated how her online presence is going to negatively impact her ability to find a job. she could probably get a fast food gig because those places are desperate right now, but otherwise it’s going to be a struggle for her.

No. 91471

>>91468
don’t you dare sexualize jermaine clement you fucking disgusting retard

No. 91472

>>91471
Your autism is showing

No. 91473

>>91465
Doctor: Smoking and drinking less could improve your health and asthma. Physical activity helps release dopamine. I suggest these things.

Shayna: My doctor is a Trump-supporting racist! Why is everyone so mean in the world! It breaks my heart! Brb totes killing myself

No. 91474

I don’t know why people bother giving her advice, Shayna will NEVER get a traditional job until she’s forced to. It’s obvious why she clings to sex work, it’s the only way she can maintain her lifestyle of doing the bare minimum, staying inside all day, never meeting any obligations and being perpetually faded. As far as she’s concerned her needs are met, and she doesn’t have any aspirations beyond that. A job would just get in the way. Can’t do dabs and fuck around on Twitter all day when you have somewhere to be.

Obviously that lifestyle is also why she’s miserable, but until her misery outweighs her laziness it’s not gonna happen.

No. 91475

>>91468
I find it odd that someone who hates women so much wants to be with men who may have baby mothers they have to deal with. Imagine how she'd react if her next scrote actually had a good relationship with his baby mother?
She'd probably want to pop a baby out to compete or start drama. It's always women who want men to center their whole lives around them who go out looking for men with baggage. She thinks all older dads are like her dad or are thristy ass losers who'd think she's a prize because her age and take care of her.
You'd think being with Fupa who acts like a 19 year old; would've taught her that the Dads she chase after are just loser ass weirdos. Not successful, handsome older men who take care of their kids and possibly her.

No. 91476

>>91475
The same goes for men wanting women with childern to "mother them" and center their whole lives around them, shit is weird. Shayna's dad was the only man to ever love her unconditionally and it's like she spends her life looking for someone to re-raise her and deal with her shit like a parent would.
She needs to grow the fuck up.

No. 91477

>>91475
I think it’s because she wants to feel like the sexy, younger woman that the dude leaves his wife/baby mama for. she wants to live that home wrecker fantasy.

No. 91478

>>91477
yeah I think a lot it stems from her parents' divorce and her feelings about her step-family

No. 91479

>>91474
It's bad advice too. Hooters is a shit job. Plus Shayna is lazy and being a waitress is hard. Have we not read her spergs about how men should give her money and expect nothing in return? She'd be a rude bitch and then get shit tips and whine about it. She also can't be drunk and high while doing it. Her lazy sex work is about as good as she can get.

No. 91480

>>91463
Do they hire overweight girls at hooters? I know places aren't supposed to discriminate, but they do.

>>91479
I wonder what Shayna's endgame is. Trailer park baby momma? Truck stop lot lizard? What is she going to do when her last few simps wander off.

No. 91481

>>91479

Shay is too fat and ugly to work at Hooters. I worked at Twin Peaks and they literally line you up before shift and rate you on your body and hair and that determines which section you get. It's fucked.

No. 91482

>>91480
with her lopsided tits, hank hill ass, and gray skin she would stick out like a sore thumb most likely. no idea what tulsa standards are though.

No. 91483

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She just got her hair done a week ago. Why is she going back?

No. 91484

Shayna is retarded. The worst thing that happened to her is that her parents divorced and she was forced to raise her brother because her mother was busy WORKING to pay bills and food. Oh, and Fox News was always playing in the background. Which was uwu traumatizing for Shayna she has to age regress uwu to deal with her PTSD of her evil republican mother. I cannot stand this dumb bitch. Nothing redeemable about her. Ugly fat and stupid. Stop giving this cow advice she’s not going to take it

No. 91485

>>91483
sounds like she’s getting it washed and straightened again so she doesn’t have to wash it for another 10 days.

No. 91486

>>91483
So basically-
>"I'm going to get my hair professionally done like tons of women do"
I don't get why she says simple upkeep is "spoiling"?It's not like she does her hair in any special way. It's either two braids, parted to the side, two ponytails or up in that crunky updo. Maybe a wig or a hair piece.
Also whats the point? If she gets it styled and trimmed it'd be in two braids/ponytails in a day. To be a "bimbo barbie" she sure acts like taking care of her apperence is a special event /bragging point.

No. 91487

>>91258
I love her boldly admitting she doesnt want to the basics of taking a shower and taking care of her hair herself.

No. 91488

>>91480
It's not hard to get hired at hooters kek you literally just have to be a woman that isn't disfigured

No. 91489

>>91488
But you have to actually fit in the uniform. And they only carry XS, S, M

No. 91490

>>91483
shayna, people get blowouts for no reason all the time. it's not a flex and i'm sure it's going to look awful.

No. 91491

>>91480
Thinking about her a few years from now is so upsetting, considering her looks/weight are slipping into zoo animal territory and she’s too dumb to even keep a job at Olive Garden. She’s never made much more than minimum wage and her chances to make more than that are lowering every day. I can see her becoming one of those fat jobless munchies with like 7 roommates that beg on Twitter for hand-me-down furniture and snacks by 30.

No. 91492

>>91484
she didn't "raise" her brother. she had to babysit him a few times.

No. 91493

>>91483
getting her hair done for what? shes gonna post like 20 pics on OF and a few on twitter, then go out to a bar alone? or is she just getting it done to sit at home and "feel better about herself". sounds like another waste of moving fund money.

No. 91494

>>91492
Kek I know I’m saying what she said. She likes to make thinks sound worse than they were. I wonder what her brother thinks especially because she made sister brother porn videos barf

No. 91495

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Kek, get ready everyone

No. 91496

>>91495
>restart my moving sale

So you spent it all and expect the three coomers that follow you to resend you $1000+ for what, a third or fourth time?

Another month, another moving sale but your ass is still in Oklahoma.

No. 91497

>>91495
So far in the last like months (and a half) we have gone from
Moving home -> staying in tulsa -> moving home -> Tulsa -> New Jersey -> Tulsa -> back to Seattle.
Girl you shouldn’t have left Seattle in the first place! You prob can’t even afford it now you are somehow making 2 pennies less then the 3 pennies you were making while living there. Which is one penny for you, bimbo brain.

No. 91498

>>91495
She’s only gonna be able to afford a box studio like her original place. So all of her new shit in a tiny studio plus an energetic dog. This will be a mess. no surprise

No. 91499

>>91498

I can honestly see there being a “I gave my parents Noodle” saga where she pawns her pets off in desperation. Not sure though if she can actually do what’s best for them though.

No. 91500

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No. 91501

>>91495
I love how she says "Weekend" just in case her and Fupa get back together before friday-sunday. There's nothing stopping her from starting it today.

No. 91502

>>91500
It's creepy how she got 3 comments quickly from scrotes hoping they'll get a crumb of pussy. I d

No. 91503

>>91499
Gonna be tough to find a place that allows 1 large dog AND 2 cats in her budget in a big city. Shes gonna have to give the orange cat back to Fupa. Theres just no way.

No. 91504

>>91501
lmao my thoughts exactly. she’s giving fupa some leeway.
inb4 he texts her back and she deletes all this.

No. 91505

>>91503
Something I always wondered is why the fuck does Shayna have the cat anyway? When they break up does Fupa fuck off back to where he stays or does he stay with Shayna?

No. 91506

>>91505
their last big “breakup” she mentioned something about sleeping alone at night so i would guess he was staying with her at least sometimes

No. 91507

>>91499
If she gives her parents noodle. I don’t see her NOT doing something like giving her back to the shelter and lying about it. It would be quickly found out tho. Esp if she ends up at a shelter that posts animals on their socials. I know many anons would scoop noodle or rib up if they had the chance (hell, I would. Rib is beautiful)
She honestly shouldn’t have either of her animals. If it wasn’t for this thread you wouldn’t know she even has ANY pets.

No. 91508

>>91503
She won't be able to afford shit. Seattle is insanely pricey. Thing about moving to a place with a lower cost of living is that you can't go back. You've adjusted your budgeting and cost of living to a lower bar. Moving back just leaves you struggling and in poverty unless you've moved because of a better paying job. Shayna spends 300 bucks on dildos. She'll never be able to move back. Her greed and spending habits will be stronger than the smell of Fupa's smegma in keeping her stuck in Oklahoma.

No. 91509

>>91506
I kind of wonder if Fupa is homeless or doesn't have a stable place to stay. Yet it seems HE is the one always to leave Shayna, I wonder if thats why she keeps taking him back. She knows she has a place for him and her moving isn't only going, "You won't have me anymore" but also, "you wont have me or a place to stay"

No. 91510

>>91509
>I kind of wonder if Fupa is homeless or doesn't have a stable place to stay.
lol what? he just wants the easy pussy.

No. 91511

>>91510
True, i'm looking too much into it.

No. 91512

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hahah my god. She doesn’t even try to be subtle..

No. 91513

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>>91512
a oldie but goodie this was in 2019. Begging for money to break a plan she would stay on until 2021.

No. 91514

>>91512
omg she was seriously on it this whole time? guess that answers any questions anons had about it before…

No. 91515

>>91495
she used to complain about how small her apartment was and how expensive it was to live there. she’s such a fucking scammer. you don’t just get to be impulsive and claim you’re moving just to blow the money on random shit like makeup you don’t use, over priced skincare, shit hairstyling, shein hauls, and more crap. god I hate her.

No. 91516

>>91515
exactly. and she also still had no friends and never left the apartment. i don't get why if she loved it so much she was so ready to move halfway across the country for the first scrote to give her half a percent of his attention.

No. 91517

>>91516
She had that GF for a bit and that old man and she dropped them for fupa. She was seeing older men for lunches on her Snapchat too. Shay had relationships with multiple people at the same time at one point

No. 91518

>>91512
kudos to the anon who guessed this was going on when she tweeted about crying while calling the cell company. she's so obvious.

No. 91519

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>>91517
her "gf" dumped her almost year before she met fupa and i never saw any real evidence posted that she was meeting up with and sleeping with strange men so it wouldn't surprise me if that was just more of her lies to seem edgy and desired.
even if you go back through the very beginning threads it's a bunch of anons extremely skeptical she's had any real relationship since her bf connor in high school.

No. 91520

>>91512
Kek I know it’s a small step but I hope this actually means something is changing cause I need new milk

No. 91521

>>91495
Moving sale 2: electric bugaloo

No. 91522

File: 1621371509617.png (22.72 KB, 609x234, 2021-05-18 16_58_34-Window.png)

gross, womack

No. 91523

>>91519
That's the girl that moved in with her and her ex-boyfriend. She started dating a different girl briefly after she moved into her apartment in Seattle. She was blog posting about stuff that they were doing together and how she would fall asleep in this girl's arms while she touched her in her sleep.

No. 91524

>>91523
the point still stands that shayna didn’t “drop” anyone for fupa kek. it’s obvious she doesn’t have the fortitude to drop anyone that’s giving her attention.

No. 91525

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It looks… the same as it always does?

No. 91526

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>>91525
For reference this is her 2 hours before on Snapchat

No. 91527

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God damn she’s so broke

No. 91528

>>91526
I think she just had someone wash it and style it for her…. we've reached a whole new level of lazy

No. 91529

>>91526
Imagine being so lazy and smelly you pay money to have someone wash and straighten your hair for you. That isn’t the “people do things for me bcuz Im hot” lifestyle, Shayna. Amazing

No. 91530

File: 1621377038942.jpeg (26.61 KB, 421x362, D10530BE-CE0E-45FD-96CC-0663DE…)

>That meltdown over taken off the phone plan and no charcuterie apology
>Watch her string along orbiters to throw 3k for her pity party
>Sees her orbiters bailed even less than 1,5k for the 3rd scam

No. 91531

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What is her obsession with the deep combover side part?

No. 91532

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>>91531
yikes

No. 91533

>>91532
This is a middle aged man showing off his hole

No. 91534

>>91531

How does a 24 year old constantly look so exhausted and beat down when she does absolutely nothing all day except eat and spread cheeks?

No. 91535

>>91477
>>91478
Have we ever seen pics of her step-mom? If she's a blonde bimbo then that's a pretty good confirmation of the root of Shayna's issues lol

No. 91536

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>>91531
Nice assne, Shaytard
Her nose grows each time she lies it’s gigantic kek

No. 91537

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No. 91538

>>91537
water

No. 91539

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No. 91540

>>91527
If she’s wanting to move why doesn’t she just save the money she earns instead of eating out all the time? Just buy some ingredients and cook at home? I just don’t understand the laziness happening here

No. 91541

>>91535
probably but they couldn’t be posted even if they were out there

No. 91542

>>91540
i don’t think she knows how and is too lazy to learn how to figure out a recipe

No. 91543

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Lol sure Shay

No. 91544

>>91539
thought the thumbnail looked surprisingly cute…and then I clicked. Every bottle of rosé she drinks is visible on her face. She’s aging herself so fast, hope it’s worth it.

No. 91545

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No. 91546

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No. 91547

>>91543
samefag as >>91544, but how is this different from any other day?

>>91546
she wishes. absinthe in the US is a neutered version of the real thing, it’s just another spirit here

No. 91548

>>91543
Some bored anon go back and make a collage of every time she's "patted ways" with Fupa

No. 91549

>>91545
she’s trying to manifest fupa

No. 91550

>>91536
Why she looking so weird?

No. 91551

>>91543 "Official" Oh good, I'm glad we cleared that up.

No. 91552

>>91543
Oh my god, how many times we gonna go through this shit? Anyone kept tabs on how many times she's said she's "done" with fupa?

No. 91553

>>91532
It’s the mental illness, self neglect, and alcohol for sure. Smoking isn’t good for her either but the alcohol will really fuck up your appearance. Binge eating too

No. 91554

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Wonder why she deleted this

No. 91555

>>91546
>>91545
Absinthe ain't gonna do shit when you already an alcoholic.

No. 91556

>>91545
Of course she chooses the drink that contains heavy cream.

No. 91557

>>91537
>>91539
kek unzipping that shirt from the bottom is not doing what you think it's doing, girl. It just looks like she can't shut it cause her gut is zipping it open.

No. 91558

>>91525
yeah she just went for a wash and straighten because she’s too lazy to do it herself. now for another 2 weeks of not washing.

No. 91559

>>91539
oh look another sausage casing outfit.

No. 91560

>>91546
Absinthe doesn’t make you trip Shay calm down. It’s just more booze.

No. 91561

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No. 91562

>>91561
Ooh I hope she gets sloppy. Anticipating some drunk fupa tweeting.

No. 91563

>>91539
Her fucking feet are brown

No. 91564

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No. 91565

>>91564
Please someone make this into a meme for the next thread pic

No. 91566

>>91564
Imagine just going out to eat on a Tuesday and seeing lil miss piggy getting messy drunk alone in an 8 dollar shein shirt, too depressed to wash her own hair, crying over being dumped off of fupa's phone plan and stopping to take a selfie every five minutes when the loneliness gets to be too much. How… portentous.

No. 91567

>>91563
she rarely leaves the house so you know it's from her walking around barefoot in her rank apartment. sweep and mop sometime queen

No. 91568

File: 1621385048963.png (231.38 KB, 750x1334, 6A485EF0-0989-4463-8D84-8B1CFB…)

lmao

No. 91569

>>91568
Shay, next time you're gonna lie, at least make them believable

No. 91570

>>91568
the drunk delusions are strong today

No. 91571

Give her a few hours and then she'll be having a break down about Fupa

No. 91572

>>91568
This happens to all women who sit at the bar alone. The bartender wants a tip and the other guys are probably neckbeards. How is every tweet even more pathetic than the last?

No. 91573

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No. 91574

>>91573
If this isn’t dismal then I don’t know what it is, shart will never change.

No. 91575

>>91495
correct me if i'm wrong, isn't seattle significantly more expensive than "back home" in MA? she was literally complaining nothing was available in her price range that she liked when she was talking about moving back home. the west is expensive as hell to live in my experience even outside of large cities, although i have never lived in or even visited the north east to know the proper comparison. honestly shay needs to go somewhere where the cost of living is even cheaper than tulsa because it's not like she leaves her house much anyways except to eat.

No. 91576

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No. 91577

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No. 91578

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Sure you did Shay

No. 91579

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No. 91580

>>91578
>all the bartenders
There were probably only 2-3 kek

No. 91581

>>91577
I bet fupa sees her snaps. That second one is just so obvious.

No. 91582

>>91580
On a Tuesday night? Probably just one haha. I'm sure they felt bad for her sitting alone, 4 drinks deep.

No. 91583

>>91525
Shayna really just spent money on, what I can only assume is a hair stylist student’s first time curling hair, so she can get drunk at a shitty Oklahoma bar on a Tuesday evening and livetweet a liquor-fuelled Fupa breakdown.

No. 91584

>>91578
>>91568
So she's going to live tweet everything she does and I know this is to make fupa jealous, but shayna?? No one having so much fun is taking their phone out every 3 seconds to blog it.

No. 91585

>>91575
it’s similar

No. 91586

>>91577
her eyebrows are getting smaller and smaller. She just said fuck it when she got her eyelashes, no eyeliner anymore or anything.

No. 91587

>>91576
yaaas healthy queen eat those breaded, cheese covered cauliflower with ranch dressing

No. 91588

>>91582
a tuesday night at 7-8pm at that kek

No. 91589

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No. 91590

>>91568
why would you take free drugs from strangers you fucking crack whore

No. 91591

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Why…. why post this

No. 91592

>>91532
Her face reminds me of Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy kek

>>91554
Her voice is never sexy, its awful whether she fakes it or not.

>>91568
If you're gonna tweet for Fupa attention, be realistic, because this is ridiculous. Also we've lost count how many "single dolly" ever so brief sagas there have been and it's more annoying every time. This is why you should keep personal shit more private, so you don't document yourself being a fucking clown on the regular so publicly.

No. 91593

>>91591
Girl… it’s not even 9pm on a weekday. Jfc.

No. 91594

>>91593
This bitch is going full narcissist manic episode binging

No. 91595

>>91591
5 drinks and a shot in the course of 2 hours?? How has the bartender not refused to serve her anymore?

No. 91596

>>91591
you're really bad at being an alcoholic if you still throw up after that

No. 91597

>>91576
Why is there a fucking bowl of ranch tho lmao tf

>>91578
>>91580
I've never seen more than 3 bartenders even at a busy bar. On a tuesday, during covid? Probably just 1, 2 max. She probably went to more of grill type place though. Knowing fatty. But see, bartenders arent allowed to drink on the job, sooooo that's kinda a blatant lie anyway. Maybe she meant she bought it in salute to each bartender? So again, 2 shots max. Probs like $10 total.

No. 91598

>>91564
Has she been to the same place like three days in a row for different meals?

No. 91599

>>91597
LOL "bartenders can't drink on the job". You've obviously never worked in food service let alone at a bar.

No. 91600

>>91596
I was just thinking the same thing. Like, how does she drink constantly but remain so bad at it kek. That’s like a Friday night out with the girls. Not something to do regularly, but not crazy.

No. 91601

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I hope she doesn’t barf in this poor Uber driver’s car. ugh, I hate this bitch

No. 91602

>>91601
The sad thing is she's going to go home, get drunk, high and eat even more. She went out JUST to make Fupa feel a type of way.

No. 91603

>>91564
imagining her in the middle of some shitty OK bar pausing in between sips of alcoholic heavy cream to make a soy face to post on twitter is making me want to kill myself

No. 91604

>>91602
The funniest thing is that fupa will feel kinda way and by friday they will be fucking again kek

No. 91605

>>91577
>>91576
Did she go to the bar..by herself? Wtf

No. 91606

>>91601
girl you already threw up, you’re beyond tipsy. if you’re only tipsy after 5 drinks & a shot than you have more problems than I thought.

No. 91607

>>91605
this isn’t unusual for her

No. 91608

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No. 91609

>>91597
>>91599
yeah nta but there's a reason why a lot of bartenders are in AA lol

>>91591
so obviously crying wolf so kyle will call her…could she be any more obvious.

No. 91610

>>91605
She has no friends anon, who would she go to the bar with lol

No. 91611

>>91609
Right suddenly everyone is buying her drinks and men are paying extra attention to her. I bet Fupa is going to send another, "they just want to get you drunk" or whatever he said during that live.

No. 91612

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No. 91613

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>>91612
the first thing I thought when I saw this thumbnail was this, it gives the same vibe tbh.

No. 91614

>>91612
Am I stupid, or has she stopped using her puffco? Regardless, jesus christ Shayna stop wasting your dabs!

No. 91615

>>91612
Who the fuck dabs like that? She wasted half her dab at least

No. 91616

>>91614
I wouldn't be surprised if she returned it. Broke bitch stuff. She is very lazy though. Maybe she gave it to Fupa.

No. 91617

>>91612
Her stopping the video before the cough lol

No. 91618

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No. 91619

>>91591
so she spent $80+ on fried food and booze and then threw it all up in the bar's bathroom before she even left

>>91601
and it's still daylight. day drunk alone at a bar on a Tuesday. kek now she's gone home to get crossfaded rather than do her job. show him how great you're doing without him

No. 91620

Nothing screams thriving and doing better without you than live tweeting your day binge-drinking and binge-eating alone in an Oklahoma dive bar. You really showed him!

No. 91621

>>91568
Pathetic and a lie. Your life is pathetic and a lie. You know damn well Lardy was only sitting alone in a corner of that shitty Oklahoma dive bar glued to her phone hoping her chode would text her after seeing all her “sInGlE dOlLy” live tweets.

No. 91622

>>91608
>>91591
>>91578
>>91568
All of this sounds made up kek.

No. 91623

>>91566
>How… portentous

I love you, Nonnie

No. 91624

>>91622
Probably because it is. She's such a compulsive liar and yet she is so fucking bad at it. Same with being an alcoholic, a sex worker, or anything else shes try hard about. Shes just a below average person in every way.

No. 91625

>>91599
Well they're not supposed to and most city bars and shit have cameras. I've been to little no where bars in small towns where they do. And like strippers, they sneak it/do it anyway in some places. But I doubt in the central part of Tulsa the bartenders were just openly throwing down shots with her dumb ass on a tuesday afternoon.

No. 91626

>>91622
I’m sure 90% of anons posting in thread thread are just as or more attractive than Shayna yet this doesn’t happen to them as often, much less all in one night, as she claims. It’s such an attempt to live up to the “bimbo” idealization, but it’s not realistic coming from her, especially not in Tulsa fucking Oklahoma. Like what the fuck

No. 91627

>>91626

But I do think that a lot of times men target rattier looking women (or just women who are having an off day, no shame in that) because they think they have a better shot with them. Would fit this scenario

No. 91628

>>91627
especially if they’re visibly trying to get wasted in the early evening

No. 91629

>>91463
Can you stop repeating this, she lurks. They’ve been saying this for 78 threads. She knows and just doesn’t want to. At this point we’re just watching and seeing what new low she’ll take next. If she wanted to get better she would, she’s got support and she doesn’t care.

No. 91630

>>91564
>>91576
>>91577
>>91579
>>91589
>>91612
imagine putting your body through all this within like two hours. Pigs are more discerning with their slop than Shatna. Glorified doughnuts and a cauliflower concoction with a side bowl of ranch (both of which with a serving size of 3+) mixed with fruity drinks…… her arteries and asshole and crying right now.

No. 91631

>>91626
It would sound more glamorous if rich men from the upper east side or something were buying her $200 bottles of wine to a table while she’s out with friends. This is just losers in a dive bar on a Tuesday trying to get an easy fuck. She doesn’t know how to live glamourously. $80 is spare change to a bimbo.

No. 91632

>>91495
>moving back to seattle
because anon upthread said it fits her most wanted description and she reads here??

No. 91633

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>>91618

metamorphosis

No. 91634

>>91573
An edit of this with her L's and drunk face would be great for next thread pic

No. 91635

Bitch literally e begged for an iPad and haven’t used it since; checked her Twitter and its all from an android.

No. 91636

>>91635
you made me open the thread for this

No. 91637

File: 1621420746419.jpeg (138.57 KB, 1125x319, A9762BFA-F62C-4670-84E4-6A3068…)

Surprised nobody posted this one.

No. 91638

>>91637
everyday shayna becomes more and more like a troon. no real woman likes being catcalled unless you're a pick-me bitch like shatna

No. 91639

>>91525
Her eyes are so utterly dead. I can't imagine how she feels the rare moments she's sober.

No. 91640

>>91637
Man this is such a stupid way to talk on your sexwork account. This is practically signaling to creeps that you are vulnerable. Fupa sucks but there are real psychos out there that could groom her and hurt her.

No. 91641

>>91564
OK, following this thread is starting to genuinely feel bad now. It's like a slow motion snuff film

No. 91642

>>91633
Kek anon, made me chuckle

No. 91643

>>91545 not even an ana-chan but GOD the calories in that one cocktail…heavy cream??? what the hell

No. 91644

Well bright side is: when Easter head hits the bucket tuna has a replacement waiting for her in Tulsa who would be just as enthusiastic about using daddy’s credit card for Amazon!

No. 91645

>>91641
>feeling sorry for Shatna
Nah. I used to pity her sometimes, then she attacked a sex trafficking victim and defended pornhub. There's a place in hell for people like her.

No. 91646

>>91635
Maybe she gave the iPad to fupa. It wouldn't surprise me.

No. 91647

>>91601
She looks like a trailer park mom here, the type that leaves her kids at home with her drug dealer so she can go out and smoke meth and wake up on some stranger's couch.

No. 91648

>>91568
>>91569
Any single woman will get attention in a bar full of horny red neck men. You can be 60 and 300lbs and you will have these men buying you free drinks and giving you free weed because they'll fuck anything.

No. 91649

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Gross

No. 91650

>>91649
She’s doing her mating call so Fupa knows he can still get his chode wet.

No. 91651

>>91649
She's truly pathetic. The best way to get Fupa back is to act like you don't need him. He came crawling back the moment he noticed she was actually making enough money to leave Oklahoma. Then when she got comfortable and sloppy he left again. I don't know why she'd want to though. Shay's ugly but she can still do better than an ugly deadbeat father of 3 who hangs out in crackden trailers. Plenty of scrotes who have never had a gf would fall all over themselves for her, sadly.

No. 91652

>>91649
Stay strong, fupapa. Leave her for good so we get new milk.

No. 91653

>>91590
This is scary bc I live near her and roofie culture is really bad here. Dont ever go to a party or drug dealers house and accept a drink from them, Shay. Seriously you don’t know this area or these people. They’re going to try and rape you Shay you’re an easy target. I’ve seen it happen here too many times. We’ve got incredibly high crime rates and it’s nothing to take lightly. I hope she’s careful

No. 91654

>>91649
Her attempt at making whining about her ex sexy for her work account

No. 91655

>>91653
> describing Shay’s alleged fantasy

No. 91656

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No. 91657

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>>91649
A wet dream over THIS
Get help Shayna.

No. 91658

>>91655
Fr. Shayna is a pickme loser and she is going to attract creeps because of her stupidity. I don’t know why anons are coddling her as if she’s a uwu little child who doesn’t know any better. She always tweets about she has an abduction fantasy. Play stupid games win stupid prizes

No. 91659

>>91625
I promise you they do it everywhere. Shayna’s story is fake as shit but every person who works at a bar knows all the camera blind spots for slamming shots and playing on their phones. The only exception would be quiet bougie lounges which def not where her broke ass would ever step into.

No. 91660

>>91649
I swear shes posted this before too. Its so weird and pathetic even if it did happen, it's not something you say and tweet publicly.

No. 91661

File: 1621436578372.jpg (456.05 KB, 1079x1117, Screenshot_20210519-100303_Twi…)

Please stfu Shay

No. 91662

>>91661
Is it overreacting to say that Shay, a porn star with a LOT of animal dildos, talking about her cat's face markings in that way is a little sus? If it weren't for the weird dildos I'd just put it down to immature humor but with the knowledge it just seems so… pander-y

No. 91663

>>91661
Shes so desperate for interaction lol

No. 91664

>>91662
Yeahhhh it's not like, full on beastiality you're-cancelled level, but it's definitely worth a side eye. I dunno why anyone would want to think about dicks when they look at their cat. He's such a cute one too. I would think it's a trillium on first glance but maybe I'm just a square.

The juxtaposition reminds me of when she posted something about her dog being cute right after a puppy-play tweet like… either she's the least self-aware person of all time (which is possible) or she's even grosser than we imagined & has an animal fetish buried somewhere in her lizard brain.

No. 91665

>>91662
>>91664
y'all need to go outside

No. 91666

>>91651
lmao anon he doesn’t “come crawling back”. her desperate ass is probably harassing him day and night.

No. 91667

All the advice given in each thread that she clearly reads and she can’t be fucked to do any of it. In order to un-fuck some parts of her life she’d need to be cut off from males, the internet, drugs, alcohol, excessive junk food, and her own finances for a year. Unfortunately it’s not EtHiCaL to do that so she’s shit out of luck and will die alone, stoned/drunk in Hillbilly Hell.

No. 91668

File: 1621439191281.png (4.37 MB, 1242x2208, 1DA8E7FC-16BC-410B-9CE5-35D008…)

Shayna posted a video on Snapchat petting ribmeat while breathing heavily and filmed herself taking dabs (again)

No. 91669

>>91656
Once again the total independent bad bitch Shayna whining about her codependency issues.
How does fupa, a man in his 30s, not get sick of this high school shit? Breaking up every fucking week, doing the same song and dance, etc? The definition of insanity comes to play. There's gotta be other ugly, fat bitches he can fuck that don't come with this psycho shit. Maybe even a chick with more self respect that he could actually bring around his kids. I could not imagine wasting all this time with a Untreated borderline shit stain that is Shayna Clifford.

No. 91670

>>91668
Is someone paying her to hack up her lungs or…? Wtf is this

No. 91671

>>91667
she will never admit shes wrong, which is a huge problem. she wants to prove the haters wrong, show that shes thriving, when shes so sad. shes like amberlynn but still mobile.

No. 91672

>>91601
You're not even allowed in an Uber without a mask on so wtf is she doing? They literally make you confirm you're wearing a mask before you even get a ride.

>>91649
>>91656
Well there goes her moving sale again. Give it a week and she'll be back going on bar dates with Fupa.

No. 91673

>>91507
>I know many anons would scoop noodle or rib up if they had the chance (hell, I would. Rib is beautiful)
this is such a creepy thing to say
>If it wasn’t for this thread you wouldn’t know she even has ANY pets.
they're on her cam shows every time so what are you even talking about

No. 91674

>>91673
Not that anon but it's not that creepy? No different than seeing a dog/cat on TV on one of those animal rescue shows and wanting to adopt it.

No. 91675

>>91671
Nothing says thriving and fuck the haters like further degrading yourself instead of lying about shit like, idk, going to college or holding a real job. When she’s in diapers 60 years too early that will really show the haters how happy she was doing this!

No. 91676

>>91667
At this point forced institutionalization would be more ethical than what she’s doing to herself

No. 91677

>>91674
nta but it comes off as fan behavior

No. 91678

>>91669
> Maybe even a chick with more self respect

if he wanted a girl with self-respect he wouldn’t keep going back to shayna. she probably can’t do much better than him, but I don’t think he can do much better than her either.

No. 91679

>>91678
they're 100% in each others' league

No. 91680

>>91677
thinking someone is neglecting their animals is fan behavior?

No. 91681

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No. 91682

>>91680
saying you would love to adopt a cow's "beautiful" dog is fan behavior

No. 91683

>>91680
Don't be retarded. They're talking about trying to adopt them. Now stfu.

No. 91684

nta but someone said they’d hypothetically adopt rib if shay hypothetically put him up for adoption because he’s a cute cat with a shitty owner. Not only is that not that weird, it’s extra dumb to fight over shit that won’t happen.

No. 91685

>>91684
nobody cares, move on. they were talking about the dog anyway.

No. 91686

File: 1621443471304.png (68.51 KB, 682x871, Capture.PNG)

So that's a no on wanting to take her out on a date then?

No. 91687

>>91686
samefag but the fact that she's saying she'd leave today if she could when she had the chance to leave two moving sales ago.. oof.

No. 91688

>>91686
what exactly is keeping her from moving if she’s supposedly making as much money as she claims to be? how does she not understand how all of this starts to not add up when you’re on the outside looking in?

No. 91689

>>91568

So this obviously didn't happen, but I like that she's confirming what we've known for AGES: all of her outings were with Fupa

No. 91690

>>91686
time to shoot your shot, womack

No. 91691

>>91690
He's the only scrote who I think would save up 1k to go on a date with Shayna. Fupa probably would'nt even spend $30.

No. 91692

>>91686
If you hadn’t blown your moving fund on your chode loser, you’d have been gone by now.

She won’t move anyways. No one is going to fund her as much as they did before. She would be better off packing a few boxes and driving a uhaul to her dad’s house. It’s not even that much.

No. 91693

Sometimes I think people are posting old tweets, but then I realize, "Nope, Shayna is saying and doing the same thing she does every week".
Sometimes I legit can't tell, she's been going through the same Cycle with Fupa for years.

No. 91694

Why does she have to simp for the ugliest guy? Some fat, balding, white guy. Does he look like her dad or something? Literal years for an uggo.

No. 91695

>>91694
Fupa was the first to bite. He's not special to shayna, he was just the first dude that fit the basics of what Shayna wanted. Any dude could've been in Fupa's place, as long as they played along.

No. 91696

>>91695
the first and apparently only one since as well

No. 91697

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>>91454
this pixie girl markets herself really well, im pointing this out because i know Shayna constantly screeches about men sending her dickpics

i don't understand shayna at all. i mean she's not the most attractive but men have really low standards, surely she could do better than fupa idk(not a pixie thread)

No. 91698

>>91657

anons we need to stop being shocked at how repulsive choda is. or at least being shocked that shayna is with him. hes on par with her looks wise and he’s exactly what she deserves/the best she can get right now

No. 91699

>>91697
STOP
LITERALLY NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

No. 91700

>>91697
Can we make the Pixie comparisons a bannable offence next thread? It’s getting out of hand and offers nothings to the thread. No shit weirdo, Shayna sucks at her job.

No. 91701

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I'll believe it when I see the traditional giant teddy bear in the dumpster moving pic.

No. 91702

>>91701
she got the pod before she even has an address? how does that even work?

No. 91703

>>91701
Back to the old man and ex gf safety nets I see. She literally used to complain that her laptop was overheating so she couldn't cam. Everything that's in her price range in Seattle isn't going to have an air conditioner and is basically going to be a studio. She's doing a whole ass downgrade kek

No. 91704

>>91701
why would you secure a pod before securing an apartment? the retardation is strong.

No. 91705

>>91701
calling bullshit on the pod. she's probably just trying to scare fupa

No. 91706

>>91686
So what happened to her saying she put the moving money aside? The check from her mom? Her supposedly applying for and looking at places last week?

Oh it couldnt be she has been blowing it on stupid shit, food, addictions, and even Fupa! And documenting it via tweets too! And has the nerve to say shes running another moving sale. Incredible.

No. 91707

>>1233835
if she actually planned on leaving she'd do that, but she doesn't. Thats why she lies and makes reversible plans, it's to let Fupa know she's attempting to move.
Moving Bait, is the new "Suicide Bait".
I could'nt imagine having to play all these games just to get a scrote like Fupa to "treat" me right. I think her next Bait will be, "I met a new daddy" and her meeting random scrotes at bars, taking pictures and writing fan fictions.
It feels like "i'm moving bait" is getting old to Fupa.

No. 91708

>>91693
Same. I legit thought this was her post from a month or so ago until I saw it say "again" kek pathetic

No. 91709

what is her budget for seattle? i've seen some nice studio apartments for $1400/mo. i think she should just do it, honestly. older ones in shitty neighbourhoods go for around $1k. she should move the fuck out of tusla because it is a dump, fupa is a disgusting chode crackden purveyor. seattle has plenty of single, employed virgins due to the tech industry, surely she could find someone slightly younger and better looking, at least for a short bout of fun.

No. 91710

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Kek like clockwork Kyle is shading her on FB

No. 91711

>>91705
Definitely this

No. 91712

>>91710
i'm keking over the fact that he used a Spongebob reference for this. savage. he's still no better than Shayna though

No. 91713

>>91710
The fuckin spongebob ref too I'm dead

No. 91714

>>91706
this bitch literally bought an xbox for him that she’ll be paying off the next two years. it’s hilarious.

No. 91715

>>91709
shes literally getting a full 2 bedroom in Tulsa for like $1200. this is clearly an impulse post that I doubt will actually happen. she’s expecting to have the exact same things in seattle.

No. 91716

>>91710
I was going to say, "Damn he's the male shayna" but it kind of feels like Shayna turned herself into the Female Fupa, whatever he likes she makes it her personality.

No. 91717

>>91714
I missed this part because I'm not seeing anywhere that she bought him an Xbox and I'm not seeing anything on his social medias about an Xbox

No. 91718

>>91709
anon there are no tech guys that would be interested in a 5 cent e-whore. most of the virgins you’re talking about are reddit redpillers.

No. 91719

>>91717
anons are just jumping to conclusions about the xbox being for fupa. it was never actually established that it was for him.

No. 91720

>>91719
Okay that makes more sense because I'm pretty sure she posted a screenshot of her new Xbox account or something like that so I was confused

No. 91721

File: 1621450613525.jpeg (1.42 MB, 3464x3464, BDBD90B9-83E6-4191-8B25-052167…)

She’s e begging on Snapchat too

No. 91722

>>91721
wish this bitch would buy and use a lint roller.

No. 91723

>>91614
she probably broke it. those things require weekly maintenance and this bitch can barely remember to change her bongwater once a month.

No. 91724

>>91718
Seriously, that's delusional thinking. Shay wishes she could get a tech guy. She's probably only going to get white trash dudes like Womack, fat retail workers like Fupa or some creepy degenerate who works in a call center. I doubt some red pilled nerds would want some fake woke e-beggar who posts free nudes with a $3 only fans. Only tech guy she could get is an abusive troon who is manipulative and bpd as her.

No. 91725

>>91701
In a few days she'll blame this on her "manic behavior" and then decide to stay for a little longer

No. 91726

>>91725
Probably what she tells fupa every time. It wouldn't surprise me if she's just escalating the situations unnecessarily and then baits him with suicide or moving when she realizes she fucked up. It's what narcissists/BPD ppl do to escape the consequences of their behavior.

No. 91727

>>91724
i can't wait for transparently woke libtard shay saga who hangs with even fatter trannies in even uglier even tighter clothes

No. 91728

>>91721
her hair looks so bad. what was the point of even going to the salon yesterday?

No. 91729

>>91721
When is she getting her eyebrows done? She can't pull off the no make up look she needs something to balance her face out.

No. 91730

>>91728
to waste money, Shayna obviously doesn't like having extra money laying around. She seems to spend whatever she gets as soon as she gets it.

No. 91731

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Well I guess this is her account.

Lmao 3 guesses and I found it. She really can't think of anything else can she?

She has only played apex, a free game that she had on PlayStation and could play on her PC. Shit is so dumb.

No. 91732

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No. 91733

>>91719
>>91720
>>91731
Semantics. She bought it to persuade him to spend more time at her place so she could get some more time with her favorite chode.

No. 91734

>>91731
I think it's 50/50 on the Xbox thing that she bought it to lure Fupa back but also thinks getting the latest console somehow makes her better at the games.

No. 91735

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she’s so desperate to stick it to her coomers to seem like she’s somebody

No. 91736

>>91733

yep, just cause she didnt physically give him the console doesnt mean she didnt buy it specifically for him. the only playing apex when its a cross platform game tells you all you need to know.

No. 91737

>>91735

kinda sad considering they’re all she has left. first people she runs to with any problems, first people she tells any new plans to, and the only people left who support her choices and lifestyle.

No. 91738

>>91710
A 30-something year old father of 2 (or 3?) is reposting Sailor Moon and Spongebob memes to be salty about his ex on social media. Truly adult behavior.

No. 91739

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>>91735
god forbid your few customers try to interact with you

No. 91740

>>91739
But you ARE that desperate Shay

No. 91741

>>91740
Yeah… maybe don’t e-beg every day of your life and people won’t think your desperate for their cash??

No. 91742

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And this is why you don't have a steady "fan base"

No. 91743

>>91739
it's called flirting my god shay

No. 91744

>>91742
she can’t go 5 seconds without victimizing herself over the stupidest shit

No. 91745

>>91701
This is bullshit. PODS does not let you place an order until you have a delivery address. Unless she means she got an estimate, in which case she's just retarded.

No. 91746

>>91739
This is seriously disgusting, prostitutes get raped every day and she thinks THIS is "really sad". She is such a low IQ piece of shit

No. 91747

>>91735
>>91739
She posts that it's 1k to go on a date with her, she should have responded to these messages with that.

No. 91748

>>91742
Deleted

No. 91749

>>91742
i love when she seethes over the most random shit, especially when coomers or other whores are involved. it just seems so counter-intuitive

No. 91750

>>91735
this fatass really can’t take a trip to the dispensary without buying some sort of sugary edible, huh?

No. 91751

>>91742
She's so capable of paying for her own things yet she needs to start a moving sale because she doesn't have money to move. Everything she wants she has to beg and degrade herself to get it. Or probably ask her parents.
The scrote she lets fuck her, gets the cow for free and the most he'd probably done is pay her phone bill.

No. 91752

>>91742
Reading this just screams "I shouldn't do sex work"
He was flirting and instead of playing it up for more money or whatever she just blocked him from giving her ANY money

No. 91753

>>91742
Fuck scrotes, but she's just throwing a fit, "Just give me the money when I ask for it!!!" is basically what it is. She doesn't like when Scrotes don't just hand her chump change no question. Truth is she's not attractive enough to have simps who'd just throw money at her wildly.
She is desperate, nobody who isn't desperate would'nt always come on twitter and bitch about men not giving them money and making comments. They'd just ignore them and move on to the next simp.

No. 91754

>>91695
Here’s the fact.
Shay isn’t attracted to Fupa. Shay is attracted to the idea of fupa that she moved to OK for. She’s attracted to being a “spoiled stole your dad DDLG” but only in the she can’t be arsed to do anything and wants that along with random people sending her money.

No. 91755

>>91742
isn't that literally sex work though? Guys/gals paying women/men and getting off (figuratively or literally) from feeling in control of the situation because of said payment? damn shayna just say you regret sex work and move on and get a regular job. This whole refusal to admit she's fucked up her life and committing to it further is baffling.

No. 91756

>>91701
Just like she “officially” put in her move out notice four months ago. Just like she “officially” got car insurance last summer. Just like this was supposed to be “officially” her Hot Bimbo Sunmer month. She needs a dictionary because she doesn’t know the definition of a word she uses frequently.

No. 91757

>>91742
You’re actually not fully capable of paying for your own things because none of your money is yours. It all comes from e-begging, scamming, and mommy/daddy handouts.

No. 91758

>>91735
>>91739
Five years into ~sEx WoRk~ and she still doesn’t know how to turn conversations into easy money. Those are your customers Shatna. Doesn’t make any sense how she has no problem sending them shit covered things but has a problem with flirty conversations that take zero effort kek

No. 91759

>>91721

What the fuck is this hair, Shay? You look like an oblivion character, or if Legolas had a mentally disabled brother. I know youre reading this so frame your face, idiot.

No. 91760

>>91759
>legolas’ mentally disabled brother
KEK

No. 91761

>>91735
>>91739
>>91742
How retarded is she? Like other anons said, she is a sex worker, so how easy is it to just interact nicely with scrotes and tee hee at them to make easy money? she's literally so retarded. I wonder how long she can e-beg before men dont give her free money?

No. 91762

>>91710

This grown ass man is PERFECT for Shayna. I don’t know if she can find anyone who can match her retardation so well.

No. 91763

>>91532
I never knew someone could gain weight in their nose. How is that a thing?! I've seen plenty of people get fat and they have a face that balloons up but this bitch has gained as much weight in her nose as she has everywhere else. Her nose was never that big before

No. 91764

>>91742
well yeah they are actually in control cos it’s their money and their choice. as a sex worker you should be flirty back instead of a giant bitch.

No. 91765

>>91522
Jason Womack is pretty much a scat fiend huh

No. 91766

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>>91763
nah it’s always been gargantuan but she used to only post snapchat beauty filter pics. also her features are so plain without makeup that it becomes the focal point just based on there being nothing else to look at besides her tiny crusty lips and tiny beady eyes.

No. 91767

>>91763
your nose can grow bigger bc a lot of stuff. usually pregnancy. go look at chrissy teigen’s nose.

shay just doesn’t know how to contour or pose.

No. 91768

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Yeah, sure Shay

No. 91769

>>91701
Lmfao Just like how she had car insurance before having a car. A pure retard just trying to bait her "ex"

No. 91770

>>91768
by announcing it she's already fucked herself.

No. 91771

>>91768
Bitch is like if I work I can do XYZ

Yeah u gonna have to do a lot of cam shows for 5 bux a pop to pull that off kek

No. 91772

>>91768

This is all fupa bait.

Sad.

No. 91773

>>91768
watch her post about going out for brunch tomorrow once yesterday's booze fully leaves the system

No. 91774

>>91742
Fully capable of paying for her own things but can't "If I could move today, I would"
Wow, such a spoiled, rich bitch that's trapped in Oklahoma. Cry more over Kyle for the 300th time, weak ass.

No. 91775

>>91761

Because she and all these other dumb whores like to tell themselves being a sex worker is ~*~empowering~*~ and they don’t have to bow down to any man, yet they show in this prime example they wouldn’t know how to run a real business to save their lives.

>>91768

She really is going to pretend she didn’t already raise thousands on a “moving fund”? I just can’t believe she gets away with this shit.

No. 91776

>>91768
I don't even want to know how much weed she considers the weed she "needs". It's usually not a great sign that you can't live your life sober for more than a few hours Shay.

No. 91777

>>91768
This girl needs to invest in a diary and keep this shit off Twitter

No. 91778

File: 1621467602752.png (219.79 KB, 1080x573, sexwork.png)

>>91768
basically

No. 91779

>>91768
Why would Shay want to move to Seattle? It's still one of the most expensive parts of the country, while Shay works from home and never leaves her house. Makes 0 sense to me.

No. 91780

If she likes Seattle so much, why not just go for Portland? It’s basically the same thing but you can live in the outer city comfortably. Their public transit is even better than Seattle and lots of government help along with no sales tax.
I swear she is just doing it for the comfort and aesthetic.

No. 91781

>>91779
Because she left Seattle for fupa and she’s too stupid to figure out how to move forward and not backwards. She thinks going back to where she was before him will fix everything and cure her regret. It won’t. She wasn’t happy there either but she doesn’t remember that part.

No. 91782

>>91768
>not buying new clothes
I know this is Fupa Bait but she spends more on food and weed, then on clothes. When she does buy clothes it's always cheap shit and we only see her in like 3 or 4 outfits before she starts repeating her favorite items.
Has she even used any of the make up she brought? The skin care shit? She just wastes money but not on clothes.

No. 91783

>>91766
I bet that nose ring got infected. she had it for what like 3 months? I bet she got it to try and appeal to fupa.

No. 91784

>>91768
shayna, you can’t even keep a routine of washing your face. you really expect to do all that?

No. 91785

>>91783
They got the piercings together. Cause after she got hers, Fupa posted a pic on fb with a new nose piercing

No. 91786

>>91783
She had the nose ring for about a year. She took it for a week or something when she was supposedly in the mental hospital and it closed up.

No. 91787

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No. 91788

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What’s the point in having a paid OF when you just turn around and post it all to your public twitter for free? Also same retardted face, same fat girl position every single time kek

No. 91789

>>91759
I'm even more concerned about the filthy hoodie covered in pet hair. Yuck.

No. 91790

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>>91789
Anyone else would just throw it in the trash but not Shayna.

No. 91791

>>91790
Its probably Fupa's

No. 91792

>>91790
Imagine making money for your online presence and posting pics of yourself in filthy clothes and a filthy apartment. What happened to quality control?

No. 91793

File: 1621473539662.jpeg (1.67 MB, 3464x3464, 8806E45C-21A5-450D-89F8-2614D6…)

Shayna Clifford/ Dolly Mattel #79- The Never-Ending Moving Saga Continues

No. 91794

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>>91793
Same fag but this is a better thread pic

No. 91795

>>91793
>>91794
a tulsa love story

No. 91796

File: 1621474110917.jpg (Spoiler Image,134.72 KB, 676x944, 20210519_202804.jpg)

What is this picture quality? Is this bitch showering in the dark?

No. 91797

>>91794
This masterpiece should be next thread pic. It is more revealing of Shayna's personality than any fanart or horror nudes.

No. 91798

>>91796
she already does everything else in the dark so why not. probably just took pics like this to make the resolution so crummy that she didn’t have to put the effort in of facetuning.

No. 91799

>>91794
>>91797
meh, I wouldn't call it a masterpiece. it's just a basic collage. way too much text for a thread pic. but I agree that the photo of her sour lemon face should be included in the next one

No. 91800

>>91768
Another 4k? Implying she put aside 4k already. Which she totally didnt, indicated by her frivolous spending since saying jk not moving. She probably thinks she can move on just 4k and dosen't want to admit she scammed.

I mean she shouldnt need to buy more clothes after she spent like 300 bucks on Shein crap and if she doesnt go out, theres no reason to dress up anyway. But not buying clothes is the only thing she might ne capable of on that list. She will just trade going out for ordering in as usual, so it only saves on uber rides. But if Fupa texts her,she'll be waddling right out to the bar to buy him dinner.
She's not gonna do 3 vids or 3 cam nights a week, much less both. And know she blows through weed and buys oil, carts, AND edibles. Maybe she could actually cut back on the weed in general to save money and do a tolerance reset. But of course it's part of her personality and daily cope with her sad life, so no go.

No. 91801

>>91791
I cant figure out what it says but honestly I bet it is his and Shay is being a baiting psycho wearing it and posting vids on snap when shes supposed to be "patting ways" with him and moving again. Doesnt seem like her style (aside from being gross) or anything she would buy and it's clearly worn.

No. 91802

>>91793
Incredible. I hope she sees that and realizes how much of a clown she is.

Also, like other anons have said. She bitched about her life in Seattle too and didnt like it there. But it's easier for her to forget that and go back to a place shes lived before. But Seattle is literally the complete opposite side of the US from her "family and friends" too. She's unbelievably stupid.

No. 91803

>>91801
It says Toy Motorsports, which according to Google is an auto shop in Massachusetts. Sorry to the tinfoilers.

No. 91804

>>91803
Lol it's honestly still a little baity. It might be her dads or an exes or something which is just as weird and no wonder it's so lint covered since she's probably had it forever.

No. 91805

>>91804
I would assume that she would wear a shitty pink hoodie to fit her bimbo larp instead of her ratty “boyfriend” one in the pic. She’s been baiting like she a fucking fisherman trying to catch the fupa guppy dick.

But she also a lazy pig so this may be her just completely giving up after the Fupa withdrawal.

Both seem reasonable shatna responses.

No. 91806

>>91757
This right here.
She acts like she doesn't need whatever $5 she just begged for because she has a bit saved up. But any money she has saved is also from begging scrotes. The pittance she 'earns' without begging is from video sales & is not enough to cover her monthly rent let alone the other $5k she blows a month on intoxicants to cope with her shitty life & more plastic crap.
You need your coomers, Shay. Without their 'power trip' decision to send you their money, you have none.
If she didn't need money she would just exist & get paid for being hot without begging like successful sugar babies do.

Also love this dichotmy:
>>91742
>ugh, I don't need ur money, you power-tripping scrote. Block.
>>91768
>uwu scrotes pls send money. u'd give me $4k if u reawwy loved me

She really sees her monthly income as linear too. In her goldfish brain she just takes what she makes in a stream & multiplies it by 3 when in reality her audience is not going to tune in for 3 streams a week. She fell into this trap the last time she took a break from camming. People actually tune in when she's been away for a while, so she sees that & gets all excited thinking she's going to have a large audience coming back every 2 days for the same thing.

No. 91807

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No. 91808

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No. 91809

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facetune working overtime

No. 91810

>>91807
she does that same retarded smirk in literally every picture. guess it's marginally better than the tongue sticking out against the rat teeth.

No. 91811

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Topkek

No. 91812

>>91809
could she not have made her ass look so… triangular??

No. 91813

>>91807
kek at how big those pupils are even with the flash

No. 91814

>>91811
I love how she complains about not having good engagement on her sex work page, yet isn't even professional enough to brush her hair or use some goddamn Visine to avoid looking disheveled and stoned out of her gourd on camera.

No. 91815

>>91686
She should just charge $300/hr like an escort and fuck a dude for 5 minutes since scrotes cum fast and then she’s made $300 she can see 3-4/week and make $1K~ and be out in a month or 2

No. 91816

>>91815
But nonnie if they come in less than 5 minutes than how is she gonna charge an hour for $300?? Kek

No. 91817

>>91815
i’m not even convinced she can actually get aroused. she comes off like she’s sex repulsed when she cams.

No. 91818

>>91815
It just wouldn't be the same as getting choded by the fupes

No. 91819

idk if this is just me being sheltered but I don't understand how normal it for a young person to drink so much and never acknowledge how bad it is for them. Weed addiction is totally normalized now that its legal and used medicinally, so it makes sense for her to get by without questioning it. But she can't use the crutch of "it helps me" with alcohol (throwback to her admitting she threw up the other night).

Its not a matter of her drinking to socialize either, just drinking bottles of wine alone seemingly every week. How does someone become so detached from their habits? I guess the answer is just addiction but I find it so strange.

No. 91820

>>91819
the only times she's acknowledged any sort of problem is when she's publicly embarrassed fupa and says she's going to "cut back" because she's so ashamed. other than that it is unspoken if not shameless, like bragging about going to a doctor's appointment drunk

No. 91821

>>91819
It’s normal behavior for an alcoholic lol they live in denial

No. 91822

>>91819
are you 12? most addicts don’t think they have a problem and may never acknowledge that they’re hurting themselves and the people around them.

No. 91823

>>91822

I understand how addiction works. Its just weird to see it all unfolding and seemingly no one in her twitter circle says anything. Beyond that a lot of addicts try to hide their substances but she just seems to flaunt it.

No. 91824

>>91819
it’s not just you. i feel the same way. it’s a very normalized behavior tho. bad girls club just got to hulu and i’m horrified but amazed at how much those girls on that show drink.

i think shay drinks a lot to act like a bimbo. she never drinks beer or any like good alcohol except over the top girly drinks because it’s bimbo of her to do so. she drinks pink wine and other shit like that bc she thinks it makes her look cute. she’s just dumb.

No. 91825

>>91823
she has no real friends, so who’s going to say anything? the scrotes getting off on her degrading herself?
you’re making a lot of sweeping generalizations about addicts that aren’t really true to reality. look at any of the cows in /snow/ and /pt/ that drink or do drugs. most of them are pretty open about it if not even braggy.

>>91824
> she never drinks beer or any like good alcohol
she just mentioned drinking IPAs a couple days ago and has many times before

No. 91826

>>91825
fair enough, must have slipped by me. shay posts a lot of drinking bullshit.

No. 91827

>>91816
It’s an escort thing. Dudes will pay for the full hour and leave when done, some stay and chat after some cum and leave ‍♀️ It’s easy money if you don’t care about morals or need to survive and you’re in a shitty place or something.

No. 91828

>>91757

I imagine if you factor in her debt, it’s possible she isnt even in the positive money wise. It would explain why she never has money for emergencies. She straight up has said she was working on her credit, but that takes a while to actually get back on track. She’s going to have a hard time getting approved for anything other than tiny studio, if that. So yes Shay, you’re going to have to start playing nice with your scrotes if you want to move.

No. 91829

Just a perpetual victim. She doesn’t even need to post about her struggles with moving. Just fucking work, stay in your lane, save up some cash, and move? Make some fucking friends Shaytard, and keep the desperation off your work twitter.

No. 91830

>>91823

The only people who know she exists benefit from her being constantly high and drunk, because being high and drunk = easier to fuck, easier to manipulate, easier to degrade. She got tricked into sniffing shit on dildo for farmers because she’s constantly drunk or stoned.

No. 91831

>>91792
>>91807
>>91808
>>91809
>>91811

The headband is just horrible. The ivory tone washes out her skin and the whole look is just really dated. She should try some dark and jewel tones in her wardrobe. It would make a world of difference.

No. 91832

>>91825
Kek, cows aren't normal people. They're not a good metric to compare.
>>91811
I TRULY want to know who taught her this dumb ass facial expression. It's not even a nice, sultry smirk, it's a, "I had a stroke and my face is paralysed" smirk.

No. 91833

>>91832
the conversation is about a cow so i don’t see your point here

No. 91834

File: 1621522083602.webm (1.88 MB, 771x1070, shayna.webm)

>>91759
this comment took me out so

No. 91835

>>91819
shes never sober long enough to actually face reality. she drinks to ignore her feelings. its sad as fuck cause its making her more depressed.

No. 91836

>>91834
10/10 made me ugly laugh

No. 91837

>>91834
I wonder what happened to this camera/tripod thing, probably thrown in the corner of her dingy apartment. She didn't even make a video with it or anything.

No. 91838

She thinks the reason she doesn’t make enough money/being popular is not because of her mediocre content but because she’s always missing some bs gadgets. It’s easier to buy something then actually working lol.

No. 91839

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This means she's not gonna move

No. 91840

>>91839
This is total bs lol… embarrassing

No. 91841

>>91839
i wish i could hear her interact with a front desk person over the phone. i'm sure she's painful to talk to/explain things to.

No. 91842

>>91839
Why wouldn't she just move sooner then? She's on month-to-month rent isn't she? What's in Tulsa that's worth staying until August for?

(no need to answer fellow nonnies, we all know it's getting choded by the fupe)

No. 91843

>>91839
huh? idk how moving works in the us really but it´s almost june anyway. why is it to early to look for july?

No. 91844

>>91843
it's not. she's ridiculous. it's pretty standard when you're renting here to be required to give your landlord 30-60 days notice before you move out and other apartment complexes/landlords are aware that most people will be looking to secure a new place within that timeframe.
it's just another lie.

No. 91845

>>91839
That makes zero sense. Looking earlier is better?? What would two weeks matter?(it doesn’t)

No. 91846

>>91844

It's standard to give at least a month's notice before leaving someplace, but once you start looking at apartments/expressing interest, a lot of them will be pretty aggressive about wanting to know the "soonest" you can move in or trying to get you to sign on a unit the moment it's available. It's because they don't want to leave a unit open for any reason. Anyway, if you're firm about your moving date a lot of them will drop the facade, and the places that don't probably have insufferable management anyway. It's necessary to start looking early for your own sake.

source: just moved apts in US major metropolitan area

No. 91847

>>91839
She's so lazy, it's unbelievable. Looking for places early is not only normal, but also necessary if you're moving from a different state.

No. 91848

>>91839
She's so impatient, she'll spend years of her life fucking with a scrote, doing shitty porn but whenever she tries to do anything positive and it can't happen right away, she basically gives up.
Just like working out, it's always a weird excuse why she can't do something, when the truth is always; Laziness or Fupa.

No. 91849

>>91839
She probably cant afford the pet deposits and apartment deposits she will have to make. Watch her only fans and content go on "sale" (basically free). She just doesnt want to admit she doesnt have any money cause she knows she spent all of her last moving sale.

No. 91850

>>91849
>>91839
Yeah, shes obviously just trying to bide time until she gets a payout so she would even possibly afford a deposit. In a couple weeks, she'll get to cash out on OF and shit. Meaning she has nothing saved rn. They probably told her or she saw she needed money to put down, if shes serious.

No. 91851

>>91839
Her bullshit is so transparent she would be better off not saying anything in most situations. Not like her few "fans" are actually checking up on her/care.

No. 91852

>>91851
It's for us and Fupa, mainly Fupa. It's so he knows, "Hey I haven't found anything yet. I'm looking but you still have time to make it right…"

No. 91853

>>91852
If that's the case, which is probably is… that's so pathetic and sad in a retarded way. It's weird to me that some people like her are really so co dependent and stupid that they think there's no one else out there they could just move on to. Or god forbid, be alone and work on themselves.
I promise you Shay, in any area you live, there will be an older dude, a deadbeat dad even that will "treat" you just as that if not better that will be a cringey degen willing to put up with your stupid ass. The world is full of scrotes. If shes lucky, they will even be willing to pay for their dates and shit lol. A girl can get a dude, if she puts herself out there even a little bit. It's not that hard. If the dude doesnt check your boxes, drop him and move on.

No. 91854

File: 1621536812150.jpg (Spoiler Image,669.82 KB, 1080x1848, Screenshot_20210520-135333_Twi…)

Here we go

No. 91855

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Her followers keeping it classy as always

No. 91856

>>91854
she's even reusing the same photos from the last moving sale. what the fuck

No. 91857

>>91854
She can’t even be bothered to take new “moving sale” pictures. What a joke

No. 91858

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No. 91859

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Nice Shay

No. 91860

>>91853
> A girl can get a dude, if she puts herself out there even a little bit. It's not that hard.
the main issue is she is severely limiting her dating pool by 1) being an e-whore (which under normal circumstances is probably not a dealbreaker for a decent number of guys) 2) the TYPE of e-whore she is and content she puts out. imagine being a dude on Tinder and you find “ButtStuff Barbie”’s twitter with all of her weird pedo, incest, zoophilia, literal shit on a dildo and gaped asshole.

No. 91861

>>91858
This is an insane amount for someone who e begs half of her income. Im betting her awful parents will send her another 1k check

No. 91862

>>91839
Not WKing but this is accurate for Seattle. When I moved here places wouldn’t consider you two months out - because they get rented much faster. They won’t hold onto a place for you for months when they can have someone in next week.

No. 91863

>>91862
>They won’t hold onto a place for you for months
She's talking about 2 weeks, not months. She could easily just offer to pay a holding deposit if that was really an issue.

No. 91864

>>91863
Obviously she’s not gonna pay a holding deposit lol

No. 91865

Why is she so obsessed with going back to Seattle? She could move to another place that costs way less but its still nicer than where she is now, and has legal weed. She is going from one of the cheapest "big" cities to one of the most expensive. She is going to be living in poverty hardcore there.

No. 91866

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>>91858
kek she has 3k saved, this pic is from back in March
she couldn’t move because she couldnt make the money to do it + fupa

No. 91867

>>91858
$3000 for first+last months rent and security deposit in Seattle? kek good luck with that

No. 91868

>>91815
>$300/hr
>for a fat premature-aging dry pussy retard
>in Hick Town, OK
Lmao anon, Shayna is a $150 all you can fuck, maybe. OK uggos fuck for free, available at any given dive. She’s one step up from literal Walmart parking lot crackhead on the whore hierarchy.

No. 91869

File: 1621539241270.jpeg (916.77 KB, 1242x1666, 1E3F676B-22C5-45DB-89F4-285777…)

Interacting with a children’s show like the pedophile she is
Gross

No. 91870

>>91858
The POD estimate is beyond confusing. She owns like. A studio apartments worth of shit - MAX.

No. 91871

>>91870
gotta haul that $2k dust collector computer somehow

No. 91872

>>91860
yeah, she’s hard pressed to find even a half-decent guy

No. 91873

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>>91869
the only person that replied was even a minor

No. 91874

>>91873
Oh thats a big YIKES

No. 91875

>>91873
ugh nasty bitch. don’t interact with a children’s show’s page on your sex work account it’s not that fucking hard

No. 91876

>>91873
Wonder how long until she dirty deletes this, would be great if she actually got called out on Twitter for this

No. 91877

>>91865
She could move north east like she wanted to earlier in the year, but thats what her parents want so she's not going to do it. She's also probably hoping she can work with that bald guy and the gross bdsm dude again.

No. 91878

>>91873
How much you wanna bet she's going to attack the minor for commenting. Even though it's her fault

No. 91879

>>91869
Big pedo vibes. Yikes

No. 91880

>>91869
would I be reaching to say she's exposing childern to her kink shit? You know why she likes this villian and used this screenshot.
Because her 'puppy play" shit. She shouldn't be interacting with childern show tweets on her SEX work account

No. 91881

>>91873
Funny how she rants about minors being in "sex worker's spaces" but she's literally shoving herself, on her sex work account, into a minor's space by interacting with a children's show's page.

No. 91882

>>91880
She kinda is because the minor can just simply click on her profile and see everything

No. 91883

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>>91873
A minor liked it too

No. 91884

>>91882
I know that if I were 16 I would click on her profile out of curiosity and maybe even Google her name… she’s def putting herself out there in a minors space

No. 91885

>>91870
yeah and if she does move she'll probably throw half of it out just like she's done every other time she's moved

>>91849
I hope she moves for the milk and since she's so shit at finding places to live ends up with a craiglist roommate. It would be interesting

No. 91886

>>91866

Sage for minor blogost, but this is INSANE amount what the fuck. I moved from Denver to Nea York woth a Uhaul and it cost me like 2k. Oh wait, she doesnt have a license. I swear she gets more stupid every day.

>>91869
Also, she's an absolute sicko for interacting with a Childrens show acount, from her sex work account. But, we've all established that. She just never seems to baffle me more and more every day. I'm embarrassed that I know of her existence.

No. 91887

>>91860
Gross. This made me realize that she likely doesn't know how to wipe. That and fupa is probably into scat because I don't doubt he's pulled out with a few stains.

No. 91888

>>91866
Why'd she take the "Buttstuff" out of her name? Because it was too many characters to fit the sale part in? Its honestly worse. Wish she'd drop the Barbie thing entirely. But that's been said and she just won't. It's just weird and embarrassing when you're a fat below average whore with no style.

No. 91889

>>91886
Also I don't think she realizes that just having her name as Barbie $3 sale right now while commenting on a post for kids is taking a risk. It could come across as a literal sale of a child's toy and make someone who doesn't want to see her shit click on the profile.

No. 91890

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from colleen’s instagram story…this should be interesting. Also kek at her refusing to call shay “dolly”

No. 91891

>>91865
Calling it now she starts escorting or sugaring irl (which is basically escorting but more predictable).I know she’s been firm about no meetups in the past but she didn’t have as much of an alcohol problem back then or was high functioning. I could see her using alcohol to get through a meet up to pay her bills.

No. 91892

>>91891
Didn’t she just offer a date for 1k in a tweet? She’s definitely open to meeting (prob not sex yet) but is hesitant to drop her price. Won’t take long though, she’s already selling pussy pics for 3 dollars & desperation brings people to lows they wouldn’t expect themselves to reach kek

No. 91893

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Give it till the end of the weekend and they'll be back together

No. 91894

>>91890
really hope i dont see her fatass there kek

No. 91895

>>91890
how in the fuck would shayna even afford this after moving and shit???

No. 91896

>>91892

Yup. Money is all it takes for these types of girls.

No. 91897

>>91893
It doesn't count as rekindling if you never stopped talking to him and letting him come over and fuck you with a gun on the bed because eh thinks so little of you Shayna you idiot.

No. 91898

>>91893
I would love the fupaless in Seattle saga but something tells me she’ll be complacent until the end of time and never take the initiative

No. 91899

>>91893
Well he keeps coming back so she’s clearly not worried about him being gone from her life. Even shay knows how predictable her life is kek. I’ll give it a couple days. The weekends are usually Fupa days.

>inb4 finding a different apartment in Tulsa instead.

No. 91900

>>91893
I wonder if she will go get that gas station coffee again to regain her love for Tulsa Oklahoma, that totally made her stay last time, definitely not fupapa.

No. 91901

>>91894
if you do see her, you should surreptitiously take pics and post them here

No. 91902

>>91854
Soooo her original goal was $7k, as seen here >>1168169
She bragged about not only reaching that number, but having the 2nd best month she's ever had financially in March. >>1196166
This is in part thanks to her mom giving her a couple thousand dollars towards moving.
Now, 2 months later, despite her insisting that she was saving her previous $7k fund this whole time, she suddenly needs to top up that up by four thousand dollars…

Oh, and this is also on top of yesterday whining about how coomers want her to actually talk to them to get their money, and she seethed about how she didn't actually NEED it.
Don't you now, Shayna?
Seems like you need it.

No. 91903

>>91895
what do you want to beat that this round of "moving funds" is for that(travel, hotel, tickets, food, drinks, weed)

No. 91904

>>91866
Everything she does is such a waste of money.
Why does she need pet transport? She's planning to drive, since she's begging for gas money. So why the hell wouldn't she just take her pets with her in the uhaul or car? What a ridiculous cost for 2/3 of her moving fund.
If she had any sense she would realize that she owns nothing of value besides her animals and just take 3 bags on a plane. Altogether probably less than a thousand dollars, even with the animals. And far less fucking around, wasting time & money.

No. 91905

>>91890
Why would she be calling Shay “Dolly” in the first place? I don’t think it’s a matter of refusing her, it’s probably her calling someone by their actual name because they know them personally

No. 91906

>>91891
She’s way too fucking lazy to do anything of the sort. A couple hours before she has a scheduled meet up, like clockwork she would make a tweet with some made up excuse why she can’t do her meet up and then e-beg for money to “take the night off” kek

No. 91907

>>91880
>>91882
>>91884
No, you're all completely right. They'll click on her profile (because teens will naturally click on profiles labelled Barbie) & be greeted by a big pink A N A L banner and her gaping arsehole.

Shayna is fucking creepy and gross.

No. 91908

File: 1621557792118.jpeg (133.43 KB, 1242x333, 8B208404-D065-4F69-BE77-A47CE2…)

Fatass

No. 91909

>>91908
this girl is confined to her apartment aside from going out to get food what a life

No. 91910

>>91907
Yeah I know me at 13/14 would click on her profile because of her screen name being “theirlbarbie” I’d think it was a pretty fashionable blonde girl who likes pink and Barbie. But no it’s just a fat bitch in Oklahoma gaping her asshole for less than a Starbucks drink…. Shayna is legit a pedo for that. On top of exploiting her underaged audience to her degenerate sex work on Tumblr. But I guess I can give Shayna a pass on that since nobody uses tumblr anymore and most of her followers were bots/ inactive accounts kek
>>91894
Topkek if you do pls show pics
>>91890
I wonder if her friend has met Fupa ??

No. 91911

>>91909
Nonnie I’m 90% sure she’s getting it delivered to her lard ass so she doesn’t have to exercise

No. 91912

>>91911
i know, just saying she doesn't do anything else unless it's food related

No. 91913

>>91908
why does she feel the need to tell us every single meal she gets?

No. 91914

>>91913
for the feeders following her

No. 91915

>>91910
Colleen has not met Fupa. None of her friends have visited her since she left Massachusetts, she's gone back to visit New England a few times. The only person to visit her in Oklahoma was her father. That was when he reported back to her mother that shatna was sleeping on a bare mattress on a child's day bed, and her mother bought her a real bed.

No. 91916

>>91914
I’m pretty sure most of the scrotes following her are feeders or into that shit. Why else would she get tips mainly for food. Her tweets are mostly about food too, if not about fupa.

No. 91917

>>91894
Not saying you should buuuuut just saying the last cow spotting was fucking hilarious.

No. 91918

>>91893
Give it less than a week.

No. 91919

>>91902
no she reached her second best month. not her goal. that means her second best is optimistically 2k (but I'm pretty sure she said her mom gave more thank 1000). So 15 an hour at 40 a week. McDonald's manager money.

No. 91920

>>91894
Kek anon I’m going too.

No. 91921

File: 1621568179838.jpeg (254.67 KB, 828x881, 121D0212-D725-40E0-A138-459A73…)

Of course.

No. 91922

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No. 91923

>>91921
can she stop with the literal kid stuff for 5 seconds? jfc

No. 91924

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No. 91925

>>91922
>POV: Obese Auntie Lifts Her Mumu For You

No. 91926

File: 1621568325899.jpeg (Spoiler Image,75.03 KB, 659x659, AAEB79E9-9422-4028-9756-2EDB3E…)

So ugly lmao

No. 91927

File: 1621568401219.jpeg (Spoiler Image,77.95 KB, 658x659, 028B5ABE-4F8E-43F6-AA67-949DA9…)

I think her new hair color with the filter she uses makes her hair look grey and cheaply dyed and ages her a ton.

Also points for getting all the mileage she can out of her 4 dollar shein dress.

No. 91928

File: 1621568684158.jpeg (619.23 KB, 828x1267, 635D395E-DE73-482F-B91C-4C6AD5…)

Idk if anyone found it before
Forgot to sage

No. 91929

>>91922
Who’s grandma is this

No. 91930

>>91928
did she specifically get this because it looks like something a toddler would be dressed in?

No. 91931

File: 1621569962980.jpeg (496.34 KB, 1242x1281, C534A09E-B466-4394-B45B-953086…)

old fart is still her simp

No. 91932

File: 1621570386821.jpeg (1.44 MB, 3464x3464, 0AAF19F3-CFB1-4E67-A37C-A4912A…)

I wonder how much fatter Shayna is going to get by the end of 2021

No. 91933

>>91931
>most innocent looking
oh fucking vom. freaks.

No. 91934

>>91932
I think she will actually lose weight if she moves away from Fupa. I don’t think she will ever be as skinny but she could likely lose 20lbs.

That being said, I don’t believe she will leave Tulsa.

No. 91935

>>91934
she’s eating those charcuterie plates and edible weed candy all by herself

No. 91936

>>91925
anon I'm throwing up and cackling at this

No. 91937

>>91926
>>91927

And to kick off her moving sale…. the laziest photoset I think I've ever seen from her. She looks like she's falling asleep in yesterdays outfit.

No. 91938

>>91934
she’s never gonna get skinnier with this new alcohol and brunch phase but especially if she’s gonna through phase in seattle.

No. 91939

>>91932
rat faced and scrawny on the left, groundhog faced and beefy on the right
she hit a good weight for about two months and blew right through it onto the deathfat highway

No. 91940

>>91931
Is she going to make this same exact tweet everytime some scrote puts her porn on the TV? It probably was the same scrote from last time too.

No. 91941

>>91932
She went from looking like an older crack whore to a fat, special needs person. Never hot or cute at any point.

No. 91942

>>91931
Shatna, if you didn’t ruin your life by doing porn under your real name and marketing yourself as “Butt Stuff Barbie” you might of had a chance at being a low-tier influencer on Influcenster. Never a movie star but F-list influencer possibly but you’ve fucked all that right up and will never be famous like you want so badly… only infamous on lolcow kek

No. 91943

File: 1621581019744.jpeg (669.88 KB, 3464x3464, 11798D81-5175-441D-A806-4666F7…)

Fupapa and shatna (forgot to sage ffs)

No. 91944

>>91934
IMO she wasn’t doing too bad in term of weight when she was publicly with Fupa, it’s when his wife found out and she got kicked out of the “Haus of Mattel” that she started piling on depression pounds.

I remember fupa forcing Shay to accompany him at the gym. I doubt she’s going to get any better just because she’s away from his chode. Her metabolism is slowing down and she’s too used to drinking alone for no reason and never cooking anything. She was probably super skinny at the beginning of her sex worker phase because she didn’t have a whole lot of money to spend on food delivery.

No. 91945

>>91932
At least she actually has the porn star look on the left. Even when she’s showing off her ass and tits, she doesn’t “look” like a porn actress, just some fatass humiliating herself. That Cinderella costume just looks like she’s the chubby friend going to a Halloween party.

No. 91946

>>91945

its because on the left, if you found her attractive or not, she actually had confidence. years of sex work, weight gain, unsuccessful relationships, not achieving any real goals for years now has left her with none.

No. 91947

File: 1621604165065.jpg (316.24 KB, 1080x976, Screenshot_20210521-083605_Twi…)

How many times is she going to make a tweet like this?

No. 91948

>>91947
I thought it looked familiar. Go get some sex worker "frens" then.

No. 91949

>>91922
Not all of her double chins drooping to the side when she tilts her head, fucking KEK
That tweet from the last thread was right, she truly is fatspo.

No. 91950

>>91947
I was going to ask why they had to be sex workers until I got to the end. She can’t even have normal friends or friendships without sexualizing them, which is why she has none at all. Amongst thousands of other reasons, but whatever.

No. 91951

I can't imagine wanting to do sex stuff right after eating and drinking, but I guess that's how she does it. And like when is she not eating and drinking.

No. 91952

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No. 91953

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No. 91954

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No. 91955

>>91953
What happened to her saving money and not going out?

No. 91956

>>91953
those eyelash extensions really bring out her beady little eyes and rat face

No. 91957

>>91955

Lol fuck I didn’t see that brunch text and just thought it was a shit selfie.

My tinfoil is she going out to brunch with Fupa. Kek

No. 91958

>>91953
Why is she so obsessed with brunches? Is it because she never wakes up early enough to consider her first pig slop serving as breakfast?
Also, you can tell that fucking brunch is a highlight of her day. She always gets done up and announces it like she's off to some big outing when for most people it's just a quick meal. Pathetic.

No. 91959

>>91958
Fat girl tings

No. 91960

>>91953
Omfg she did NOT wear that out in public… holy shit. I thought she was shooting today and it was hideous then. Good god.

No. 91961

>>91953
Oh my god did she seriously go out in public wearing that outfit ??

>>91958
I think she thinks brunch is high class or something. And brunch usually involves mimosas so it’s an excuse to drink in the AM. If you wanna get real fancy, there’s wineries that offer brunch with wine pairings.

No. 91962

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No. 91963

>>91962
Absolutely vile. I feel so bad for the people who have to look at and interact with her irl. You know she looks even fatter in person kek

No. 91964

>>91963
I would tell my son to look away if we were out in public and saw her dressed like that. You can literally see her bra and she looks like a child molester. Why would she expose herself to people like this? Why is it so hard for her to dress appropriately?Literally wear a t-shirt from Walmart like anything else. It shouldn’t be this hard for her to assimilate with the rest of adult society.

No. 91965

>>91947
The only time she leaves her house is to eat and drink, thats grim.

No. 91966

>>91962
Cute. She got one pair of pants in her little shein haul. It's even worse to know those jeans probably sit in a corner once she gets home.

No. 91967

can't wait to see who will be fupa 2.0, genuinely. there is a guy out there right now that is unlucky enough to be shayna's next "dada".

No. 91968

File: 1621618827874.jpg (232.55 KB, 1079x763, Screenshot_20210521-124040_Twi…)

On today's episode of what didn't happen

No. 91969

>>91921
all the ddlg stuff, this shit, diapers, calling herself the name of a child toy, spongebob posting. shes such a pedo panderer in denial.

No. 91970

>>91968
So peculiar how she'll overshare everything from her gaping asshole to her luxurious fast food dinners, but she can just never seem to get a single gosh darn photo of all these wondrous social interactions she constantly comes across. I guess the bartenders she bought shots for, this mysterious ~*totes my opposite u guys*~ goth girl, and those various super nice uber drivers are all camera shy. What are the odds of that?

No. 91971

>>91962

I wish she'd try a new hairstyle. So far she has five signature looks: Amish Turd Braids, 2010 comb-over, tranny pigtails, a greasy bun, and mentally challenged Legolas. I miss the days of coke-can bangs, they actually did something for her, despite looking downright mental.

No. 91972

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No. 91973

File: 1621621638324.png (10.07 MB, 1242x2208, CC14337D-DD12-47AB-B0EA-EDB429…)

Marceline probably thought Shayna was special needs and was trying to be nice kek

No. 91974

>>91973
I love how she got eyelashes and now she doesn't even do anything. Not her eyebrows, no eyeliner nothing.
Just bare faced no matter what she has on.

No. 91975

>>91972
Brunch in a warehouse. So industrial-chic uwu

God she looks like an actual sped. I wish another farmer would run into her in the wild again and snap a photo. I mean, don’t stalk her. Let it be natural like last time kek

No. 91976

File: 1621622845053.jpg (283.16 KB, 1080x879, Screenshot_20210521-134743_Twi…)

Don't you fucking dare

No. 91977

File: 1621622927378.jpg (248.21 KB, 1080x807, Screenshot_20210521-134732_Twi…)

Shay would only adopt a pitbull to look like a SJW. As an owner of a pitbull, leave them alone

No. 91978

>>91976
The last thing this cow needs is another dog. Especially if she is trying to move. Shayna you stupid bitch, no.

No. 91979

File: 1621622986600.jpg (457.83 KB, 1080x1177, Screenshot_20210521-134958_Twi…)

Shut up Shay

No. 91980

File: 1621623082045.jpg (55 KB, 1024x576, 0277ef8e0bae3c8135bd0f41d59319…)

I can't stand the tiny eyebrows. Makes me think of this guy, but at least he wears lipstick and blush.

No. 91981

>>91976
Brownie would probably kill both Ribmeat and fupas orange cat on sight

No. 91982

File: 1621623261132.png (21.56 KB, 733x171, Capture.PNG)

>>91962
I don't want to imagine her pig sweating and discharging in the summer without undergarments on.

No. 91983

>>91976
Lol she’s the perfect stereotype of a dumbass negligent pitbull owner that only gets it because they’re spoon fed how discriminated they are and want to be a savior. Watch it try to maul her and the other pets because it’s overexcited when she’s in some drunken state unable to control it. I would genuinely be scared for her if she got a random shelter pitbull because it looked cute on the picture.

No. 91984

She knows that Rib is a no dog type of cat and yet she got Noodle. The poor thing would die of a panic attack if Shay got another dog

No. 91985

>>91967
top kek at assuming she's not out with Fupa for brunch. if she's not moaning like a retard on twitter about him, it's safe to assume they're in contact. she won't leave OK unless Kyle Nathan Perkins takes out a restraining order against her, and he won't do that because she's easy, free pussy that's always available for him no matter what. a thriving pickmeisha.

No. 91986

>>91979
What fucking interest does she have in dinosaurs? She wears a dino shirt and makes it her "thing" for 30 mintues

No. 91987


No. 91988

File: 1621624535043.jpeg (373.28 KB, 1242x1228, B2405263-6B70-4849-BD23-590727…)

Even her orbiter called her out kek

No. 91989

>>91988
Finally some sense. Where I live, there’s breed restrictions in a lot apartment complexes. Not exactly sure the list of breeds but I know pits (and any variations of) and German Shepard are usually a big no.

Getting a pit would probably be the stupidest thing she’s ever done.

No. 91990

>>91989
Predicting (and hoping it's wrong) that her next tweet will be "oops can't move because I adopted a new baby from the shelter, say hi to brownie!"

Of course she goes for the dog named after food though. Ribmeat, Noodle, and I think Fupa's cat had a food name too.

No. 91991

>>91962
Does she really enjoy dressing so mentally retarded? That is the worst top I've ever seen, no joke. Its hideous in every way. I would genuinely wonder where her caretaker was if I saw her in public and why they let her dress herself.

No. 91992

>>91988
The worst impulsive manic thing she could do is adopt a living animal, bitch focus on scrounging up some change so you can move away from your “ex” he was probably the one taking care of her animals because she’s too drunk and high to function normally

No. 91993

>>91990
It would be one of the most fucked up things shes done if she not only got another dog, but got a pitbull no less. She has no savings for vet, no skills or motivation to train or take care of pets beyond the basics (and barely the basics I'm sure). Animal hoarders and people who keep popping out kids are seriously ill scum.

No. 91994

>>91976
She absolutely wants it because its name is Brownie and she is a fucking fat, mentally ill and brain fried piece of shit. She thinks it will entertain her other dog, but really it will just make it worse for literally every pet and herself.

No. 91995

File: 1621626646099.jpeg (76.21 KB, 828x1153, 3F5DE1C8-FD2B-46F8-849E-57AAB4…)

Oh shit

No. 91996

>>91995
If it's that fucking dog

No. 91997

>>91995
Please for the love of god let me be wrong about Brownie. I checked her Twitter and she's deleted all the tweets about the dog.

No. 91998

>>91995
I don’t think she’ll actually get the dog since the orbiter discouraged it. Doesn’t mean I’m not terrified, though

No. 91999

>>91995
Please let it be that she's dying her hair platinum or that she found a place in Seattle. ANYTHING but adopting that poor dog

No. 92000

>>91995
Hope she got brownie.

No. 92001

>>91995
Stg if she got the damn dog…

I'd hope the shelter would do an app and could figure out she lives in an apartment with 2 cats and a dog already. She will NEVER be able to move anywhere and will probably get kicked out of her current place, if she got it.

No. 92002


No. 92003

>>91995
Do American shelters not do home checks before giving someone a pet?

No. 92004

>>91995
I don’t think it’s that dog. She can’t literally be that fucking stupid right? Right?!

Maybe it’s a mail day and something stupid she ordered arrived. Didn’t she order some dumb ass bench or something ?

No. 92005

>>92004
She ordered those super gross dildos

No. 92006

Could it be her eyebrow appointment?

No. 92007

>>92006
Drinking heavily days before and drinking the day of a microblading appointment? God I hope so kek

No. 92008

>>91990
The cat's name is Mr. Peanutbutter.

No. 92009

>>92003
She managed to get fupa's cat and Noodle without home checks and all three animals hate living together. So no, no home checks unless it's some sort of indie run group.

No. 92010

>>92003
Shelters no. Recuses yes. It’s standard for pit bull recused to do so. Last thing she needs is a pit bull, let alone a SHELTER pit bull

No. 92011

Blog but my sister had to move to a shitty town and buy a shitty house because she has two pit bulls and couldn’t find anyone in her previous town to rent to her. Renting with pets is already hard enough but adding a pitbull in the mix would make it almost impossible for her to find a place in her price range to rent.

No. 92012

File: 1621630066196.jpg (246.56 KB, 1080x903, Screenshot_20210521-154757_Twi…)

Back to tweeting about her "evil" mother

No. 92013

>>92012
What happened to her blocking her mom after wishing her a Happy Mothers Day?

No. 92014

>>92013
Probably unblocked her to see if she could squeeze more moving money out of her.

No. 92015

>>92012
It is about her because shayna didn’t want to move closer to her bc her mom doesn’t want her to do sex work and just wants a normal life for her, it’s all about spiting her parents

No. 92016

>>92012
Kek like mother like daughter. But you're definitely not considering the east coast because of your mother, admit it.

No. 92017

>>91995
She deleted this btw maybe it was just bait or it was something from Amazon that she was too lazy or stupid to figure out/put on. Or she was gonna get the eyebrows done but was drunk and got sent home kek

No. 92018

>>92012
She deleted this too

No. 92019

>>91962
This feels illegal to look at

No. 92020

>>92012
Where’s the screenshot and context Shay? Why does she hate her mother so much? And if her mother is so fucking terrible why does she unblock her? Probably just for the drama and something to bitch about.

Plenty of people are able to maintain cordial relationships with their out of touch “racist” parents, but not Shay who has to make a spectacle of it every time. Other anon is right, she probably unblocked her mom to beg for money to “move” again, and her mom was probably thinking Shay meant back home not Seattle!

No. 92021

>>92012

Kek it pisses Shay off so much when her mom reads her like a book. She’s your mom Shay… she’s seen it all go down and her brain isn’t fried like yours, so she doesn’t “ conveniently forget“ your sagas.

No. 92022

>>91973

This is so cringe. Imagine having to be the bartender last week who had to pretend she was a thriving, fun girl for your tips and now she comes back a couple days later even more dolled up and inappropriately dressed in some shitty dive in Tulsa?

No. 92023

There's a selfie of her in an Uber on snapchat saying "hmm where is she going?" Idk how to discreetly screenshot snapchat

No. 92024

File: 1621634599234.jpg (77.66 KB, 676x759, 20210521_170326.jpg)

She got her nose re pierced

No. 92025

>>92024
I wonder if fupa accompanied her this time

No. 92026

>>92024
Why would she get that now with the pandemic, not only are most people not even gonna see it but I can't imagine that crusty mask she's probably never washed rubbing against it won't do much good.

Infected honker when?

No. 92027

>>92026
>>92024
She looks like a troll and yeah, it's a pretty pointless piercing to have to take care of with masks required everywhere.
She really is just baiting Fupa or thinking if she has what she did 30lbs ago, her life will magically be better.

No. 92028

>>92024
Crusty lipped Tulsa woman gets her honker pierced. How uninviting.

No. 92029

>>92026
Masks aren't required at tons of places now. Still, she loves to waste money. I don't know why she'd want to accentuate that hideous nose.

No. 92030

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>>92024
this is the first image that popped into my head after seeing this. jesus, she seriously needs to stop smirking.

No. 92031

>>92024
This was going to be one of my guesses. Glad she didn’t adopt that dog.

I wonder if people were in her DMs telling her what a shit idea that would be and that’s why she deleted those tweets.

No. 92032

>>92024
What kind of a shithole even does nose piercings rn and why would she want us to pay even more attention to her schnozz

No. 92033

>>92024
>>91973
I know it's her intent to look like child, but I wonder if she actually means to look like a special needs child, because she has that down pat

No. 92034

File: 1621638916107.png (11.07 MB, 1242x2208, B1DB264D-8E38-4ABD-9D36-8DE97A…)

no it’s not big ass nosed bitch

No. 92035

>>91977
Shayna doesn't have what it takes to look after such a high energy breed. She will never walk it and she won't be able to stop it from being aggressive. I honest to God hope she doesn't get a pitbull.

I saw a young ditzy looking woman being dragged down the street by one the other day and I'm thinking of that when I think of Shayna getting one of these dogs.

No. 92036

>>92012
Does Seattle have a big porn industry or something? If she’s making an expensive and impulsive move why wouldn’t she move to LA? Wouldn’t that be the best location for her career?

No. 92037

>>92036
more than OK does kek

No. 92038

>>92034
Anons were literally talking about her old nose piercing in this very thread two fucking days ago lmao. Never change Shayna.

No. 92039

>>92036
She did a video with some Dominatrix and then a few with this old dude when she lived in Seattle

No. 92040

>>91969
>calling herself the name of a child toy

Ok settle down man. You're not wrong about her being a pedo-panderer, but don't act like the whole "Barbie" aesthetic and people calling themselves barbie hasn't been a thing for YEARS now. It's not like she's cosplaying as does the explorer. Sometimes, you guys sperg out over nothing.

No. 92041

Sage I meant to type Dora

No. 92042

>>92036
It does not. I guess insex is here but that site is horrifying. There’s a few randos she could shoot with but it seems proven she’ll only do solo shit forever now.

No. 92043

>>91859
Is this happening or not? "Can't go on cam, just got my nose pierced!"

No. 92044

>>92041
sage goes in the email field, retard

No. 92045

>>92041
kek you didn't sage either of your posts

No. 92046

>>92030
fucking kek, anon

No. 92047

>>92030
If her eyebrows were thicker and she wasnt using a filter to enlarge her eyes, this would be spot on kek

No. 92048

>>92012
If her mother is such a horrible person that she hates so much why does she give her fucking updates of her life?
I do believe the tinfoil that she was begging for money.

No. 92049

>>92048
She absolutely was trying to get money. She might not have directly asked, but she was probably beating around it by being like "I found the perfect place in Seattle, but it costs ___ : ( and I really want to leave OK it's really hard for me : (" or some bullshit for pity money.

No. 92050

File: 1621647565344.jpg (662.66 KB, 1080x1274, Screenshot_20210521-203931_Twi…)

Exactly what this fat bitch needs

No. 92051

>>92050
Topkek at her trying to flex her cheap MK wallet
Such a bimbo… yeah right fucking fat bitch

No. 92052

>>92050

a $35 snack box and a wallet picked up from TJ Maxx for like $10-15 dollars. such luxury bimbo status!!!

No. 92053

>>92052
Kek, honestly I’m surprised Shaytard hasn’t bought a knockoff Gucci or Louis bag and pass it off as authentic. I mean she already bought a fake pack of hundreds on Amazon

No. 92054

>>92050
Trying so hard not to a log… how does she not understand why she’s so fat

No. 92055

File: 1621648543360.jpeg (217.58 KB, 1242x529, 205F0925-CB04-4F99-8C2E-004315…)

schnozzna clifford is feeling hot

No. 92056

>>91947
Tweeting your fantasy daydreams about… just having friends. That's sad even by Shayna's standards. Peak bleak.

No. 92057

>>92055
Sounds like she’s going through a manic episode with the new dog and new piercing and thinking she’s moving to Seattle.

No. 92058

>>92050
She really thinks MK is peak bimbo lux brand or something?

No. 92059

>>92055
She was so insufferable the first time she got it pierced. She wouldn’t shut up about her nose piercing like she was a 13 year old thinking they’re the coolest kid in class. I hope she’s not going to do this shit again.

No. 92060

>>92050
She probably brought the wallet herself (probably on a site that offers afterpay) but I can believe a sugar daddy buying her some snacks.
Even Fupa trying to get back good with her. A cheap box of snacks in pink coverings. He did introduce her to the concept of putting snacks in a drawer.

No. 92061

>>91982
EW GOD. You know her fatass never wears skirts that cover her ass when she sits, so she's out here wiping her cheesy snail trail all over bar stools & uber seats. Nasty gutter skank.

>>92012
Shayna, stop tweeting your arguments with your mom to your coomers. They're trying to jerk off & you're chasing them away with your spoiled, oversharing diary posts.

>>92014
Exactly. Now she's pissed mommy didn't give her more money at the mere mention of moving & she's trying to 'punish' her by bitching her out publicly again. Despite the fact that her mom would never be so disrespectful as she is in return. To post private messages for sympathy is shit that would immediately end any friendship. But Shayna's comfortable treating her mom like shit knowing she's the one person in her life that will put up with that.

No. 92062

>>92035
Not to blogpost but it’s a huge trend where I live for hipster/crusty white girls to own rescue pit bulls and it’s TERRIFYING. They never have any control over their vicious dogs and just get dragged along behind them like puppets while they chase mailmen, joggers and small children. Shayna would absolutely be one of those dog owners who puts the general public in danger due to her lack of initiative or responsibility to train the dog.

No. 92063

>>92061
Shay's mom should honestly just block her.
Take the L & move on. Your normal daughter with life goals & meaningful ambitions is long gone & past the point of ever coming back. She's a woman now, despite squeezing her gunt into clothes patterned with children's cartoons. All you get from maintaining a relationship with her is her begging for your money biweekly to spend on binge drinking & dog dildos. Oh, and the constant insults & disrespect. Can't forget that pot-sweetener.

Block her, Mama Clifford.
Then unblock her to wish her a happy birthday & block again.

No. 92064

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Shay, we all know damn well you don't drink water and that you don't go 8 hours without eating anything

No. 92065

>>92053
i honestly just believe shay is not smart enough to know how to order shit from taobao since it takes slightly more effort and time than just ordering other cheap shit off shit sites like shein

No. 92066

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>>91859

So no cam?

No. 92067

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No. 92068

>>92066
I fucking love you, mte

No. 92069

Okay so this is a weird ass nitpick or something I guess but.. has anyone else noticed that her head looks super rectangular lately? Like is this her new favorite Snapchat filter Facetune effect ? Her head looks like a rectangle. It also makes her nose look bulbous and droopy like squidward lmao. Or is she just trying really hard to hide her round face and extra chins? Sorry for the retard nitpick I just have been bothered by the shape of her head lately.

No. 92070

>>92069
Filter and she has the hair styling skills of an 8 year old. Whenever she has her hair pulled back from her face in stupid ways, it makes her features look somehow worse.

No. 92071

>>92066
Too bad, I was looking forward to it! She was on a roll, drinking and everything.

No. 92072

>>92054
Hot take but remember that it’s common knowledge that excess calories leads to weight gain. Surely Shayna knows this, she reads our fan letters begging her to change her diet, change her hair, blah blah. If she continues her patterns of consumption (food, weed, alcohol, shopping, fupa, etc.), there’s value to those things. Comfort, pleasure, a dose of dopamine. If her patterns don’t concern her, no need to a log over what another person won’t change about themselves. Sometimes she tweets like some of her patterns do concern her yet we continually document her inability to stop. Then we sit back and watch her do mental gymnastics to justify herself.

I think there’s a word for this behaviour…

No. 92073

>>92072
Still want to a log

No. 92074

>>91865
Seattle is full of desperate nerds with high incomes and homely women. It's a very lucrative area for whoring, much less busted than NYC or LA.

No. 92075

>>92074
Most of her audience are hicks tho I don’t see her being popular with any other types of men kek.

No. 92076

>>92064
Oh shit, I'm feeling the full weight of my decisions, my bleak life, and the pain necessary to change? Better binge eat until my emotions disappear

No. 92077

>>92055
piercing and tattoo saga when? would love to see her go the way of anisa kek

No. 92078

>>92040
i think any "sex worker" donning the name of a childs toy is still creepy and pedo-y. adult women who do the barbie aesthetic but dont outright make it some pornsick thing are fine i guess.

No. 92079

>>91962
>>91979
at first my brain registered that top as one of those $3 aliexpress sheer tops with angels on it, not a fucking autistic dinosaur shirt. she does not help herself in anyway by not looking, acting and dressing like a fat special needs child
>>91973
also fascinated with her getting two (2) minor beauty appointments for lashes and hair, and now thinking that makes her excempt from putting any sort of effort into anything else eg: makeup. she's looked genuinely disgusting the past couple weeks lmao, it's the eyebrows

No. 92080

>>92024
She looks like Jason Womack kek

She really needs to get her eyebrows fixed and do her makeup. Maybe she can use those hundreds of dollars worth of novelty stuff and skin care she bought and hasnt used yet.

No. 92081

>>92080
Omg anon… she does!!

No. 92082

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After rambling about bimbos not being about looks, she’s suddenly doing basic ass stuff to look like one kek

No. 92083

>>92082
If there’s nothing wrong with them why would you get fillers? Jesus christ Shay you are retarded.

No. 92084

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No. 92085

>>92082
yes let’s put more emphasis on your crusty lips like you’re doing with your huge nose instead of addressing shit that will actually improve your appearance like showering and brushing your teeth. wtf?

No. 92086

>>92082
how is a grungy nose ring part of her bimbofication?

No. 92087

>>92082
Oh I hope she does. Both brow lamination & lip fillers look so bad on most people. Why do you want your eyebrows to look like Robbie Rotton?

No. 92088

>>92086
Gotta last ditch try to appeal to Fupa!

>>92082
I'm curious as to how the lamination will turn out on her. Especially since shes plucked her brows back nearly half an inch. I personally dont like really thin brows on non alt girls, but also think the super big bushy ones only look good on very few girls. Seems like lamination makes for big ones and Shat will just look more like a neanderthal because of unfortunate facial features/shape and because she does nothing with makeup or skin care, especially lately. Shes just using these things to be more lazy thinking they compensate.
Also I guess microblading was too expensive and she probably learned it was more of a tattoo kek

No. 92089

>>92082
isn't brow lamination just working with your natural brow hair? And she has none so I don't get why she's going for that procedure exactly

No. 92090

>>92089
You can google image search it and they can do quite a bit, but I too am skeptical because Shays brows are extremely over plucked, like they are too short for her face. Also opinion but the big, full brows aren't for everyone. I will be surprised if it turns out good, but idk guess we'll see.

No. 92091

>>92089
Yes. I feel like it really only works for people with already well-maintained eyebrows. Maybe she’s confusing lamination with microblading? I don’t know how since both are pretty self explanatory in their verbiage.

No. 92092

>>92091
Microblading is too expensive and probably scary for her lol

No. 92093

>>92082
Oh god yes please follow through. I want to see botched era.

No. 92094

>>92084
I really hope Shay doesn't move and then misses out on this

No. 92095

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Yes we can tell… you’re a pick me fucking loser lol

No. 92096

>>92095
why is she retweeting shit about hoghschoolers? or am i misunderstanding the tweet?

No. 92097

>>92092
Or she was lurking again a few threads ago, when anons were shocked when she first said about microblading.

No. 92098

>>92082
>>92089
She dropped the micro blading and is going for this.. wonder why?
>>92084
This just shows how stunted she is. It’s fucking Miley Cyrus not Hannah Montana, she’s not going to be singing fucking nobody’s perfect

No. 92099

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>>91592
>Her face reminds me of Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy kek

gave me a hearty laugh then another heartier laugh when I copy pasted it over>>91592

No. 92100

>>92082
she's trying to move but she wants lipfillers? She doesn't even take care of her own natural lips. I hope she does it. Her lips are small but fine.
She just needs to gloss them. She's retarded.

No. 92101

>>92095
She is not even a fan of Lana which is the funny part she just wants to fit in with the trend. She has no music taste at all. All she listens to is The Doors, two Black Sabbath songs, Material Girl by Madonna, the Barbie song, and that one fucking song from AHS hotel “tear you apart”. A piece of white bread has more personality than Shayna Clifford. She’s the most boring cow ever.

No. 92102

>>92096
She's stuck mentally in high school. She's going to be talking about spongebob and tumblr right into middle age, thinking she's cute & quirky.

No. 92103

>>92100
She isn’t trying to move though. She just wants to get her chode wet. Shayna just threatens to move and says that for more money and her coomer orbiters fall for it every time. She can’t even afford rent and the “moving” fees how would she be able to afford lip fillers and maintaining them. Jason R Womack her Splenda daddy can only afford a box of snacks for $30, he cannot afford to get her luxury items.

No. 92104

>>92103
> She just wants to get her chode wet
kek I don't think you know what that means

No. 92105

>>92103
anon she doesn’t have a chode to get wet

No. 92106

>>92105
>>92104
Ffs I meant Shayna is trying to make Fupa want to get his chode wet again

No. 92107

>>92098
>It’s fucking Miley Cyrus not Hannah Montana
thanks for the laugh, anon, this is the stupidest nitpick i've seen in while

No. 92108

>>92099
I actually meant Ed (the one on the left, green jacket) kek but appreciate the effort nonetheless kek

No. 92109

>>92107
I don’t think she knows anything about Mikey Cyrus beyond ~Disney channel~ because tbh her current music does not seem like something shay would like. It’s not bimbo-esque or something a coomer would pat her on the head for liking.

No. 92110

>>92098
Calling Miley Hannah Montana is just more pedo pandering

No. 92111

>>92086

This is what gets me, we all know Shay is a grungy, smelly stoner chick at heart, and the nose piercing would fit that. I don’t think it’s “bimbo” to have any piercing except ears and a bellybutton piercing. That’s it. She is so stupid, she doesn’t even understand the box she’s trying to fit her porky body into.

No. 92112

>>92111
Shatna’s stretched ears weren’t bimbo either. You know damn well she didn’t clean her ears so she probably smelled like ear wax and puss. She stopped wearing plugs so they closed up but she still got floppy dumbo ears. Shayna looks like she smells like ass 24/7

No. 92113

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No. 92114

>>92082
>>92084
Calling it now because since it's very obvious to everyone; she had no plans of moving and is going to use whatever handouts from moving sale scam no.2 for ACL, whatever bullshit she considers "bimbofication", and being a sugar mommy to fupa to keep him around.

No. 92115

>>92113
>Grammar has left the chat

No. 92116

>>92113
In reality: “I spent like $500 on all of these so I can waste most of them them bc I don’t know how to dab properly”

No. 92117

>>92113
I am SO curious as to what the bud tenders think when they see Shayna for her bi weekly purchase over the past couple of years.

No. 92118

>>91859
Did she really just not cam for the whole weekend?

No. 92119

>>92118

Are you really all that surprised anon? She's too busy trying to get into ill-fitting clothing, wasting dabs, and trying to win Fupa back. Of COURSE she doesn't have time to do her job.

No. 92120

File: 1621739179113.jpeg (200.8 KB, 1284x531, F11E29EB-06E2-4E6D-AF53-D81923…)

the fact that she viewed Fupa as personally responsible for her and her actions is deplorable. that’s not how relationships work.

No. 92121

File: 1621739239232.jpeg (353.88 KB, 1284x1034, 9099C6A7-0E48-4A85-B573-C6E6D3…)

you’ll still be alone in Seattle. moving won’t fix that.

No. 92122

File: 1621739901250.jpeg (965.32 KB, 1242x1667, B25756C0-48FD-4E0A-8772-E2C27A…)

I cackled so hard

No. 92123

>>92122
as did I and it woke up my cat

No. 92124

>>92121
Because she's reuniting with the grandpa and ex gf that she had when she first got her apartment. She wouldn't be making all of these comments and moving to a place where she had connections to at least a couple of people. It's not rocket science.

I bet she's been reconnecting with people and trying to find a soft landing. Watch.

No. 92125

>>92124
highly doubt she’s reconnecting with people back in seattle. this is all just signaling for fupa.

No. 92126

>>92082

Honestly, even if this bitch momokuned her face it would be an improvement.

No. 92127

>>92122
This is giving me such strong deja vu holy shit she posts these exact tweets and gets the same replies almost every week. We’re stuck in a time loop but it’s just her pathetic life

No. 92128

>>92122
>>92127
The Melancholy of Shayna Clifford

No. 92129

>>92120
Bitch you were never his priority. Even though he is a deadbeat father he still doesn't give a shit about you besides getting his chode wet.

No. 92130

>>92120
> their responsibility
Bitch you are going to be in your mid-twenties. You are your own responsibility now kek If she's referring to Fupapa… just K E K and if she's referring to her parents, they still fucking bail you out every single time.

She needs to be studied because the delusion and zero self-awareness just keeps getting worse.

No. 92131

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No. 92132

>>92121
You could have been out of oklahoma months ago, but you had to prove your mother wrong and stay with a chode who never liked you. No one is to blame but you. Any normal person would pick themselves up and move on, not sit on twitter all day pan handling for pity points.

No. 92133

>>92131
IDK, this kind of feels like shayna's trying to find a new 30+ daddy into ddlg.She literally does the same shit over and over again, so I can totally see her trying to find another fat baby daddy into that pedo pandering shit and repeat the same cycle as she did with fupa.
She wants a fucking caregiver, not a boyfriend.
Thats why she was whining about realizing she wasn't a father of multiple kids "Priority" or "responsibility".
Either she's going to stay with Fupa forever, or date Fupas the rest of her life and repeat the same cycle until she gets knocked up or something.

No. 92134

>>92131
You sold underaged porn of yourself, Shatna, to men into the dd/lg shit, still pedo-pander to this day, and thought you were your weekly fuck with kids rEsPoNsIbIlItY. What a daft cunt. Someone take her privileges away.

No. 92135

unless I’m overlooking how difficult this is, I’m surprised she won’t just get an Airbnb for two weeks or so in Seattle and apartment search. she might even be able to come home with the excuse of “nvm the outside world is too scary, OK is where Home is uwu”

No. 92136

>>92133
This seems spot on. She wants someone to baby her and treat her like a child so all she has to do is sit around and eat, drink, and smoke all day. Everything else she wants her partner to take care of but the only thing she has to offer is sex. She can't even be taken out in public without being an embarrassment.

No. 92137

>>92136
She could actually have all that if she was actually good looking lmao.

No. 92138

File: 1621786935189.jpeg (Spoiler Image,80.51 KB, 676x931, 7E8F1CE3-58F1-4D3C-87E1-A5530E…)

homeless crackhead vibes <3

No. 92139

>>92138
seriously what is with that comb over or whatever it’s called. why can’t she do a normal middle or side part

No. 92140

>>92138
Why the fuck would she even post this, she looks grim.

No. 92141

>>92138
Nah, crackheads are skinny

No. 92142

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>>92138
im not sure if this comparison has ever been made but her face always reminds me of baby grinch

No. 92143

>>92142
it doesn't make sense. eyes are too big and nose is too small.

No. 92144

>>92142
nah baby grinch is actually cute cos of the big eyes and tiny features. try a cartoon character with tiny beady eyes and a huge honker.

No. 92145

>>92138
honestly she really does give off drug addict vibes

No. 92146

>>92138
>that grease-stiffened hair
>those glassy unfocused eyes
>that grimace
Bitch looks like she's on her 5th day of a psychotic episode.

I wonder how long has that pink wig been laying there collecting dust. I've never seen someone so obsessed with buying shit, yet so unable to take care of it.

No. 92147

>>92138
She needs to lay off the sugar and grease foods and use some of that skin care stuff because her face is broken out af lately. Not sure how your skin breaks out more when you're not clogging your pores with makeup you don't wash off but ok. Not very bimbo though.

No. 92148

>>92138
If you dont want to take care of your basic hygiene and look homely and grungy all the time, just drop the Barbie bimbo shit and be a stoner "alt" girl or something ffs it's more true to what you are. Then she could actually get a DiSpEnSaRy DaDdY and stuff like that kek.

No. 92149

>>92138
Her forehead has never ceased to be a source of horror for me.

Not even Snapchat filters can save her

No. 92150

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>>92142
samefag but had to make a better comparison

No. 92151

>>92150
I see it around the mouth/chin and forehead tbh

No. 92152

>>92150
Kek I always want to do this with the rat from Harry potter when he turns human but I don't have your skills

No. 92153

>>92148
yes anons have said this a million times already thank u for ur stale advice

No. 92154

>>92150
kek baby grinch has bigger eyes than her

No. 92155

>>92138
I was reading through the old threads last night and it’s crazy how quickly she’s lost her looks. She actually used to be kind of cute, certainly not gorgeous and a little crusty at times, but I wouldn’t have called her ugly. She definitely looked a LOT better than whatever the hell this is. She literally looks like an obese uncle here. How tragic. At least her pussy isn’t covered in open sores anymore.

No. 92156

>>92151
the forehead wrinkles and nasiolabial lines

No. 92157

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No. 92158

>>92157
you outdid me with this one, almost identical now kek

No. 92159

I'd say shay looks like Anita Wig'lit but she's too skinny to be our shay.

No. 92160

Taking bets on whether she will be at brunch today “since it’s Sunday”

Also I wish she would buy some dry shampoo or something if she’s going to be nasty and not bathe. I have never seen someone so delusional about their looks.

No. 92161

She’s at hot pot with a ‘fren’ on Snapchat. Fupa already?

No. 92162

>>92161
Does this need to be asked, she has no friends. It's probably Fupa.

No. 92163

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>>92155
Yeah she was never ugly just average.

No. 92164

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>>92138

Shayna really still try to flip her hair over thinking she still look like this. Like the glory days are over, luv.

No. 92165

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>>92155

Shayna was never cute. Not even kinda. A little crusty is an understatement. She never knew how to properly dress herself and her makeup was always mediocre at best. The only difference now is that she put on weight. The delusion that she's some sort of bimbo uwu sex worker as opposed to just a crusty teen is what really pushed her over the edge in my opinion. Her entire aesthetic has always been too lazy to commit to anything except smoking weed.

No. 92166

>>92165
Yep. Shayna's real "aesthetic" is being lazy and getting fucked up with weed and alcohol.

It's always funny when anons look at the older threads and think she was so pretty back then. her content and everything else was still lazy and cringe, she just wasn't fat.

No. 92167

>>92165
This is a really bad pic lol, everyone has good pics and bad pics. I agree with the anon saying she was just average and crusty

No. 92168

>>1236400
I do agree with you that Shayna does not dress herself well and that has always contributed to her looking worse than she really is. Definitely lately, she makes herself seem so much fatter by buying tiny clothes.

No. 92169

>>92165
she looks the same in the all three pictures, it's just the lighting/pose is less flattering. If you ask me >>92164 and
>>92165 are actually decent pictures of her. She has more then enough pictures where she looks horrible, especially her professional porn shoots.

No. 92170

>>92155
she is the definition of peaking in high school. once she hit 20-21 she just went on a quick trip downhill and hasn’t slowed.

No. 92171

>>92165
I don’t think people ever liked her for her face. it was more her grungy style, thin lanky body and weed smoking.

No. 92172

>>92165
Jeeze, she looks soooo different. Some people can gain hundreds of lb and still look the same in the face, but on her it really shows. I guess it's not all bad though. I mean, she used to have terrible forehead wrinkles (and she was barely 20 too) but they seem to have smoothed out with the extra fat. And like anon mentioned before, her pussy boils have been MIA for quite a while now so something about her diet change must have cured that.
Silver linings, nonnies.

No. 92173

>>92172
The pussy boils were truly horrific. I'm kinda surprised she even did decent in sw to get to this point because her area looked straight up infected. It's kinda crazy she just finally got rid of them one day. Wonder if she just stopped waxing and shaving constantly and learned how to shave and after care properly or she actually had a doctor/gyno/dermatologist give her something for it.

No. 92174

>>92161
Incredible that she acts like she needs to move so badly (again) and yet instead of working at all this week, shes been out wasting food at restaurants and drinking. Now probably buying Fupa lunch too. Like jfc. No camming, no vids, not even a photoset. Just tried to beg mommy for more money and used old pics to restart her moving sale. This fuckin bitch I swear lol

No. 92175

>>92128
anon, i love you.

>>92174
I know there's an anon here who keeps track of her spending. She really does spend so much money each week, it's crazy..If she just stayed home, cooked , 'worked' and stopped the weed smoking, she'd be making okay money for doing bare minimum

No. 92176

>>92163
Shes ugly. always has been. Beady rat eyes, ugly bulbous nose, thin crusty lips. she just looked better when she was dressed like grungey stoner who didn’t shower instead of an Amazon pink bimbo

No. 92177

She’s definitely always been crusty but it’s crazy to scroll back on her tumblr and see the downfall. She used to actually have friends, go on hikes, road trips, camping, have an actual job, used to draw for fun. She also had a boyfriend who actually cared about her and her well being at one point. This bitch fucked up her life in such a short amount of time.

No. 92178

Idk how to screenshot snapchats discretely, but she posted that her and friend did a hot pot for lunch

No. 92179

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>>92178
Fren = Fupa

No. 92180

>>92179
That food looks horrendous.

Either Fupa-bait and there’s really no friend or it’s Fupa. Either way it’s pathetic.

No. 92181

>>92179
Hot pot? That just looks like cheap buffet food at the end of the night when they stop serving fresh food.

No. 92182

>>92179
at least she is getting some kinda veggie in her

No. 92183

>>92179
Looks like dirty dish water.

No. 92184

NOTICE

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No. 92185

>>92179
ew wtf this is some white people food at it’s worst. this is not what a hot pot looks like

No. 92186

>>92185
Well they are in Oklahoma nonnie kek

No. 92187

>>92150
I vote this for next thread pic

No. 92188

>>91794
My vote for thread pic

I have nothing creative to offer for the title.

Fupaless in Seattle
kek don’t come for me

No. 92189

>>91127
next thread pic?

No. 92190

>>92188
I think that's a good edition title for if and when she actually moves which isnt gonna be next thread lol

No. 92191

New thread

>>1236555

No. 92192

>>92185
Maybe white trash food. Fuck off with your casual racism



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