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No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!


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No. 157750[Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!
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No. 168273

Her parents didn't turn her enough in her crib as a baby

No. 168326

i have a feeling that if she does end up moving to vegas, she’s going to get into doing hard drugs, fall in with an even worse crowd than the one she’s already with, or go deeper down the prostitution rabbit hole just due to proximity and easy quick cash. whatever happens, this is the worst city for someone like her to move to (alcoholic with no impulse control who hates their life). but like everything does, she’s probably fantasizing about how she’s finally going to become either a well paid sugar baby to a hot older man, even though she’s chunky and ugly, or that she’ll finally become a mega millionaire porn star, even though she has no work ethic or any sex appeal. i kind of hope her parents talk her out of it, or that she will dislike the weather and dry climate enough to maybe try moving somewhere else as she doesn’t strike me as a desert type person. but then again, there’s really no where else for her to move…she can’t afford even a basic apartment in la which is where she really wants to move. i’m surprised she hasn’t tried to live in new orleans as there’s the local debauchery gang down there, but they’re more into the gothic vampire thing and less pastel schizo retard.

No. 168330

>>168326
>alcoholic with no impulse control who hates their life
I wouldn't be surprised if she became addicted to gambling.

>new orleans

>pork sweats in 80+% humidity
She'd never do it because she would need to shower once a day.

No. 168340

>>168197
Ohhhhh i bet she told him she loves him kek

No. 168384

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i think shayna genuinely has autism
1. the way she dresses and acts
2. low empathy = does not realise pedo pandering is wrong
3. smokes weed all the time = cope with overstimulation
4. binge eats = stimming
5. has only a few friends and but all the people she associates with are freaks
6. eats a limited selection of food and only eats a few things (sushi etc)
7. has body dysmorphia / no awareness of what she actually looks like to other people (lack of theory of mind)
8. hyperfixated on sex but not actually interested in having sex



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No. 164799[Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin
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No. 168318

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No. 168345

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No. 168381

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No. 168382

>>168381
I can't believe she goes out like this in public.

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No. 168109[Reply]

Just one, no matter how backhanded or oddly specific kek.
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No. 168333

>>168331
I guess you're right, but her in-between stage was kind of skinny fat and flabby looking even at a normal BMI, but I'm thinking more of an average frame of a person who is a normal weight and gets a normal amount of exercise. Rather than low/normal weight but still looking pudgy because of not doing any movement unless necessary

No. 168342

>>168333
I didn’t consider the state of her body since >>168324
just mentioned her face.

No. 168378

i think deep down shes not a bad person shes just retarded. shes selfish and needs instant satisfaction and probably doesn't know what a savings account is.cows like onision, soren, jonny craig, creepshow art etc are legitimately rotten to their core. shay is, similarly to someone like trisha paytas for lolcow, a retarded oversharer with fake stories here and there and always entertaining. trisha chose youtube and shay chose tumblr. one later became profitable, the other is tumblr.

No. 168379

>>168378
>in b4 "but she's a pedo-pandering animal abuser!!!!111!1!1"
I agree nona. She's done so many bad things - catering to pedophiles, promoting rape and torture of women, ignoring her pets - but I agree, she's not evil in the same way someone like Onision is. Shay creates "hard kink" content because she wants money; her coomers want her content because they want to rape and torture and abuse women and children. There is a clear moral difference in motives. It's clearly wrong of her to indulge those scrotes, but it's not evil in the same way their demand for that content is evil. She's lazy, selfish, and dumb, but she's not evil.

No. 168380

>>168378
She's a bad person because she ignores what Ellen did. That's all the proof I need that she'll ignore super fucked up line crossing shit as long as the person benefits her and nobody on Twitter bitches about it to her in a huge way.



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No. 162408[Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna
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No. 168349

>>168347
nona, this one is fucking me up. does she look this identical to shayna at other angles or just in this still? can you drop her @?

No. 168364

>>168347
I mean she's dressed a lot better than shay

No. 168365

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Mama JF/Elora Patione

No. 168373

>>168347
College Shayna in an alternate universe, being annoying and a pick me in her hometown

No. 168376

>>168347
They look near identical, poor thing. At least this person dresses normally and has lips though.



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No. 162981[Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo
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No. 168335

>>168214
The scream i scrumpt upon seeing this edit holy shit

No. 168369

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our porcine princess

No. 168370

>>168369
Chef kiss nonnie, this is beautiful

No. 168372

>>168369
I wish this was posted in the main thread I hate having to come to this board for all the funny jokes and the regular thread just gets bombarded with annoying discourse

No. 168374

>>168369
Kek this is good



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No. 163871[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
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No. 168366

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>>168353
That and picrel are probably the same poster. It’s a baiting troll or an actual troon smegmoid. Mods need to start redtexting him.

No. 168367

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No. 168371

>>168366
Fupapa had lady hands in his driving gloves though. I don’t think anon was serious

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No. 168377

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No. 160523[Reply]

I saw some other anons in the Quitting Weed with Shayna thread >>24354 asking for this and I also want to post about shitness (Shay fitness). Let’s hold each other accountable by posting fat Shat, sharing fitness regimens, healthy meals, and tips to curb cravings!
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No. 168225

>>168224
Samefag, jumps in place like ghost jump rope (kek) is a good at home way to boost your cardio fitness, I recommend it to clients who are less cardio fit to begin with. Try a minute of jumprope simulation and see how you feel w that too!

No. 168233

>>168225
>>168224
Thank you so much!! I actually have an old jumprope I can start using again. The fun of jumping rope might also help push me more vs trying to run the block which bores me haha.
Thankfully walking I'm good at and can go for a while, but it's the moment I fast walk or jog (or god help me, run for the bus) that my lungs feel like they're totally airless kek. But tbh daily walks would probably do me a world of good so I'll work on that. No incline near me but there's a forest I can struggle-hike through. And next winter I can jump rope in the house!

No. 168359

>>167196
Do any nonas have advice for this? So last year I tried doing these. I could only do it 20 times every other day. After about a month I was only able to do it 15 times every other day. Ended up giving up after trying it for 3 months because I never gained any strength and still had flabby arms.

No. 168360

>>168359
Do it in a series of sets and reps that get progressively heavier. So 3 sets with 5 reps is 15 reps total. If you're using 1kg for example that means in total you have lifted 15kg. If you're able to do this then add another 1kg to the dumbbells so 2kg x 3 x 5 = 30kg. If you're unable to do 3 x 5, do 3 x 4 or 3 x 3.

For example
Day one - 3 x 3 @ 1kg = 9kg total lifted
Day two - 3 x 4 @ 1kg = 12kg total lifted
Day three - 3 x 5 @ 1kg = 15kg total lifted
Day four - 3 x 3 @ 2kg = 18kg total lifted
Day five - 3 x 4 @ 2kg = 24kg total lifted
Day six - 3 x 5 @ 2kg = 30kg total lifted
Day seven - 3 x 3 @ 4kg = 36kg total lifted
Day eight - 3 x 4 @ 4kg = 48kg total lifted
Day nine - 3 x 5 @ 4kg = 60kg total lifted

You can modify it however you like, such as you might want to do lower weight higher reps, or you may have to work with the weights that you have, as long as you keep the basic principle of progressive loading you will get stronger. You should also eat more protein so the body has more amino acids to turn into muscle tissue.

No. 168368

>>168359
Unfortunately, targeted workouts are a myth. Gaining muscle in your triceps will not reduce flab under your arms, it'll just make you gain muscle under the flab. Tricep exercises in general are great though, and you can do bodyweight tricep dips basically anywhere. If you also do pushups, you'll gain more strength in your arms overall. I have a rule of thumb where I do 5 pushups basically whenever the thought crosses my mind. So like I'll just randomly do 5 pushups when I'm sitting at my desk working, and I usually do that 3-6 times throughout the day. It's not too hard to incorporate but you really do feel stronger over time.



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No. 168177[Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.
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No. 168319

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No. 168344

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No. 162200[Reply]

post and discuss your predictions of what shayna will do next, in the near future, or in the fat (oops i mean far) future.
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No. 168305

I think
>her and that troon will fall out, one of them will accuse the other of abuse. Maybe the troon will expose some of Shayna's secrets (Say she doesn't take care of her pets etc.). That relationship isn't going to end well.
>Shayna is going to move dropping Ellen again, she'll move in with some moid she just met, do Fupaul 3.0 probably end up 20 times worse then with Fupaul and move back to where Ellen is to repeat the cycle.

No. 168307

>>164345
>>162299
>>168304
>>168305
All of these considered and combined, shayna and the troon get pregnant. Selfish pedo troon talks/forces/blackmails shay away from abortion and into having the baby for him. Its a girl. He/they abuse her. Shayna gets jealous instead of protective, continues degenerate ddlg to try and get attention from the troon. Shayna spirals and is the biggest loser of all.

Please know i dont want this. But its just one of the many things i can see happening with shay.

No. 168308

>>168307
idk I can't really see shayna choosing to go through with a pregnancy, not even to try and hold onto a moid. She's said stuff before about hating breeding kinks bc she hates the thought of having kids

No. 168334

Shay will have a bulimia era. She will lose weight, but still won't look like a hawt bimbo due to the lack of exercise leaving her skinny fat, at the expense of rotting her already misshapen teeth.

No. 168337

>>168334
Bulimic Shay with her already dehydrating lifestyle and fuzzy tongue.. imagine being the barista she orders from, her breath would decimate me.



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