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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:33:09 AM No. 169391

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shayna from neocities
>>>/ot/2179354

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:56:03 PM No. 169393

>>169391
that ass is just sad

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 01:02:25 PM No. 169503

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I clicked this image thinking it was a new image of Shayna from her pre-Fupa days and it was just some ugly woman from the celebricows thread

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 05:50:09 AM No. 169551

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Make the nails uglier and thats legit shayna core

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 11:10:51 AM No. 169601

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>>>/ot/2268544

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 07:10:55 PM No. 169558

>>169499
I think this one wins. I’ve followed her since before she had threads here and this shocked me.

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 10:38:34 PM No. 169567

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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 01:18:27 PM No. 169579

>>169536
slack jaw yokel

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 11:36:24 PM No. 169595

>>169567
>Brat graphic from tumblr (she's gonna find out about brat summer in 2030)
>2015 choker from forever 21
>huge stretched ears from fupa era that she won't let go
>huge wings and lashes that don't go with this at all
>bangs so butchered I can't even find an adjective. that's just not how you do bangs girl
Please Shayna get rid of at least one of your shayacteristics

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:28:35 AM No. 169600

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>The face she makes when she wants cuddles, food or sex.

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 03:44:02 PM No. 168015

>>167423
but why not just use your toothbrush though?

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:51:35 AM No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:51:06 AM No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 07:30:20 PM No. 169346

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>>169210
I think I’ll do a full fledged fanart of this, I just need to map each characters personality… Realistically shay should be walt as she is the main character but she has bob odenkirk lips which inspired me in the first place.
I could do a BCS edit instead, but I still feel like something is missing.
Kim -> Traniel
Howard -> sarah
Chuck -> ellen
Mike -> womak (obviously)
Gus -> kiki

Any other ideas?

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:33:49 PM No. 169592

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>>168578
>>168583
Thanks nonas. I'm high and made another shoop of Shay as a Mediterranean bombshell kek

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:36:00 PM No. 169593

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Samefag, as I was editing her hair the app thought she was a moid kekkk

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 11:23:03 PM No. 169594

>>169593
Whenever someone edits a male Shayna I'm always freaked out by how legit they look. Why does he look more realistic than Shayna does? Why have I met this man multiple times? Not even attractive just… So familiar and normal. Shayna loos like the fake person.

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 08:36:28 AM No. 169597

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SHAYNA COULD BE PRETTY Anonymous 10/15/24 (Tue) 02:27:01 PM No. 169422 [Reply]

All I did was give her bigger eyebrows and take off her gaudy makeup and fill her lips a bit and made her smile

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:39:52 PM No. 169589

>>169429
>removing wrinkles
i dont think you realize how much shayna’s stupid fuck facial expressions and stank face signature pose actually bring out her forehead wrinkles. if she was just naturally smiling like ij the threadpic her forehead wrinkles would be relaxed and and not showing. shayna is her own worse enemy and all those weird ass fucking faces she thinks she is known not only make her look retarded but prematurely age her skin.

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:30:54 PM No. 169591

>>169584
Somehow, you made her look even manlier kekkk. She's truly Yaniv's sister from another mister.

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 11:03:13 PM No. 169596

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I definitely don't think that shay is naturally ugly in terms of her physical features. I swear some of the nonas here are just gendies in disguise. "You dont look like a 13 year old uwu 5'3 anime girl with a huge round ass and extremely low WHR so you must be a man!"

I think with the right clothing and skincare and color palette and if she took care of and embraced her natural curly hair shay would be at least a 6/10.

She has that romanesque or mediterrean style of beauty.

She could even go for a more soft or feminine style if she kept to the right color palette and didnt choose cheap and unflattering clothes.

It's just that this Shein coquette look really doesn't suit her because she has a more refined and mature style of female beauty and she lives such an unhealthy lifestyle and completely neglects her body.

She reminds me of Celine Dion

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:26:20 AM No. 169599

>>169596
celine ma chérie i am so so sorry

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 09:24:02 PM No. 169602

>>169596
Apologise to Celine immediately.

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 10:51:34 PM No. 169576

>>169569
His face looks fucking bloated here >>169565
>>169571
That’s a hemorrhoid

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 12:58:38 AM No. 169577

>>169576
i hate moids. they will convince women anal sex is hip and cool, then leave you as soon as you get a hemorrhoid because your asshole no longer looks "toit like a virgin anus". kiki is officially "busted" to the average scrote because ricky delgado or whoever she fucks had anal sex with her to the point she got the hems.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 07:36:46 AM No. 169578

>>169577
i got hemorrhoids before and it was from shitting bricks, i've never done anal sex. but yeah they suck though. They heal, but they stay visible

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 05:43:01 PM No. 169580

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im so embarrassed for kiki. she posted a video of her filming her boyfriend fucking some other whore. yikes.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 08:45:16 AM No. 169581

>>169565
oh sorry anon his @ used to be SolSalvatore i had forgotten this one. he's definitely gained weight he used to be skin and bone

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Quitting Weed with Shayna/Shaycountability Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:20:07 AM No. 24354 [Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!

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Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:11:56 AM No. 169510

>>165856
im this anon hit one year of alcohol last most and i've finally weened myself of weed and haven't had any in a week. I'm finally sober yippee i feel so much better

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 04:04:05 PM No. 169514

I ran out of weed and money so time to be sober again. Last time I managed to do 2 months (personal best), this time I hope I can stay weed free until the new years eve. In the last 3 days I have sunk so low that I've dug through the ashtray multiple times, scraping anything smokeable out of the butts of joints and assembled new joints, just to avoid the restlessness, nausea, anxiety and insomnia that comes from sobriety. Wish me luck nonnas because I really really need it. I hate how addicted, literally addicted, I am to a fucking plant. Ridiculous.

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 06:31:47 AM No. 169531

I relapsed on getting mad in th shayna thread everyone I'm sorry

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 03:25:04 PM No. 169537

>>169531
I relapsed too, got dumped.

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 11:34:59 PM No. 169570

it's been 3 months nonnas!! My brain fog is slowly getting better

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 08/18/24 (Sun) 09:02:50 PM No. 169258

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:07:25 PM No. 169299

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Thinking her content was ever good

Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 04:58:14 AM No. 169311

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 07:09:10 PM No. 169557

>>169555
I vote this pic too, Boring Edition

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 07:29:30 PM No. 169559

>>169555
oh i forgot about this one this is a perfect threadpic!!!

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 08:11:53 PM No. 169560

>>169555
can't be anything other than this

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 08:17:28 PM No. 169561

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>>169555
why is this her signature pose now

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 09:45:57 PM No. 169562

NEW THREAD
>>>/snow/2054561

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