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No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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No. 164799[Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin
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No. 169982

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No. 169983

>>169982
the way I ran to shay to post this exact photo KEKK

No. 170000

>>169977
Sometimes I think nonas are too harsh with their opinions on Shay's face, but this is so rough. I think I'd just expire if an image of me looking like this was online.

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No. 170043

>>169982
i'm pretty sure this is an edit by >>169398, >>169399 this anon who for some reason thinks its funny to make edits where she looks worse than normal. why i have no idea since she's already ugly enough on her own but. if someone can find the original photo in an old thread i'd believe it but this particular photo was reposted itt recently.


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No. 157750[Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!
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No. 169302

>>169295
Noodle would probably find another home. I'd be more concerned about Rib because she's the oldest and doesn't like other animals.

No. 169413

Does anyone else suspect that Shayna's john that she's living with is a feeder?

No. 169522

shayna broke up with ellen that's why she's extra broke and extra moody now

No. 170038

so we definitely think shays back to smoking weed/dabbing daily again right? she quit briefly a few times in the last few years, but all the unexplained sickness and hospital visits HAVE to be CHS episodes. i think she just doesn't tweet about it anymore cuz her coomers probably were pointing out that she keeps getting sick from the weed. also shes embarrassed that we call her out on it too. shes always looking zooted af with red eyes in her pics. its honestly sad cuz she was diagnosed with CHS back when she was in high school or right after? so its wrecking her body for so many years. many people have died from complications from it. basically your body just shuts down from the dehydration and your organs can fail.

No. 170041

shay collects frequent flyer miles


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No. 168836[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871
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No. 170032

>>170028
shayna is always so weirdly jealous and competitive around other women that i hope she doesn't start performing the same kind of extreme acts in an attempt to keep up with kiki. her current la porn era gives me such a bad feeling

No. 170033

>>170022
The stains on that carpet…

No. 170034

>>170029
It’s really bleak, Kiki was excited because her surgery enabled her to take/receive(?) (ESLfag, sorry) more abuse.

No. 170036

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made me lol but i haven't slept, so

No. 170039

makes me think of shay everytime


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No. 157733[Reply]

This shaylebration would not be complete without honoring our bratty bimbo in motion!! Plus I need more Shay reaction gifs.

Please share!
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No. 158010

>>157982
>uh oh… stinky.

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>>157766


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No. 24354[Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!
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No. 169999

new year, same shit. been posting on this thread for two years now. shayna/this thread inspired me to quit in 2023, i spent 2 months sober, relapsed, spent 3 months sober, relapsed in the fall, spent the whole winter smoking, then quit again in spring and was able to spend 6 months completely off weed and dabs! but sadly i relapsed again in the fall and i also developed a drinking problem. ive been trying to quit drinking off and on since october but to no avail. im not the typical alcoholic because i dont drink every day and i dont really think about it much (with weed/dabs i think about it constantly and smoke all day every day), but when i do drink im a total binge drinker. so im quitting dabs and alcohol right now. im a daily dabber and hardly smoke flower so my tolerance is ridiculously high and i get withdrawals really bad. so i started by only taking 3-4 dabs a day and much smaller dabs than i was taking, and supplementing between with flower until i ran out of dab, then did flower only for a day or two, and then went cold turkey off it. i would've maybe done flower for longer but i have suspected CHS and it makes me throw up every time i try smoking it. so today i now have 2 days off weed, and 3 off drinking!!! i do plan on drinking again in the future after my break but not as often and not as many as i was drinking. i find i have a tolerance for alcohol too but whenever i take time off drinking like two beers gets me drunk instead of like 6. so here i am trying to get sober again, maybe this time for good. i would really like to never go back to smoking cuz it makes me feel so horrible but every time shit gets rough i wanna substance abuse lol. so wish me luck nonas! and good luck to anyone trying to get sober or stay sober today!

No. 170002

Here to celebrate 3 months without weed, I had gone 3 years without it then smoked for 2 weeks straight before I realized I was just smoking and smoking while waiting to start having a good time. Then I’d get annoyed I wasn’t having a good time kek. Still haven’t had alcohol in 3 years.
>>169999
Congrats anon! The first week is truly the hardest. If you have an obsession with weed, some of the Alcoholics Anonymous techniques really changed my life. The people in the meetings can be lame and the book thumping is overrated, I did it out of fear mostly. Idk if you have a spiritual connection, but it was the main help to me. Doesn’t have to be anything you don’t want it to be. Congrats and cheers to your journey!

No. 170013

>>169999
welp i smoked off someone elses dab pen the last two days, but tbf its mostly because my dumb ass got a nicotine vape (i have a mad oral fixation) and it was making me hella nauseous to smoke it and then i craved weed to even me out. i gave it away last night so hopefully i can stay sober now. i didn't smoke for 8 days before i got the nic vape.

No. 170014

>>170013
You can by liquid for vapes that doesn't contain nicotine. If you are going down the vaping route, I would recommend getting one with a refillable tank instead of buying disposables because it's significantly cheaper.

No. 170035

>>169999
>>170013
a week off smoking and i'm already noticing a huge difference in my mental and physical health! i'm not eating so much, i can think straight, i'm less tired, it's really awesome.


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No. 158291[Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.
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No. 170012

When you walk in the fetcon
And you dressed like a hoe
Rockin' your F me pumps

And the men notice you
With your michael kors bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to

Cuz you all look the same
Everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame

Never miss a night
Cuz your dream in life
Is to be a divorced dads wife
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No. 170016

>>170012
>>170012
>You can't sit down right
>Cuz your jeans are too tight
>And you're lucky it's ladies night
This made me laugh ty nonna I don’t know what song that’s suppose to be but it was amazing

No. 170017

>>170016
thats the actual lyric! amy winehouse "f me pumps" one of her best songs i recommend you go have a listen.

No. 170018

>>170017
Oh really? Haha it suits Shayna very well I thought it was a parody I’ll have to listen ty!

No. 170019

>>170012
kek amy winehouse mentioned. this song fits her so well


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No. 16630[Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.
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No. 170011

>>170007
She would take the second sentence of this one as a compliment


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No. 162131[Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.
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No. 169997

>>169994
Aside from the teeth she’s better looking than Shay but not far off. Shows that Shay could be doing better if she actually lost weight

No. 169998

>>169987
ugh this needs to be behind a spoiler. his face is a legitimate jumpscare

No. 170001

>>169981
When I was in the industry like 10 years ago solo shoots and G/G were $500, B/G was $1000, I hope to God she made at least $1500 for fucking DP all over the internet with her name attached forever.

No. 170027

>>170001
What drew you into the porn industry? What was it like transitioning out? Did you/do you still have problems with it coming up, did it ever get tied to your legal name? Sorry, you don't have to answer, I'm just curious.

No. 170040

>>170027
Sage for long
Just saw this, I was groomed as a 12 year old to send nudes (never was touched) and it became a big part of my identity. Nobody really talked about what happened to me so I just internalized it, so results were worse than what they could have been. I had a lot of shitty boyfriends, including one who's now dead who said I would make a great camgirl. A handful of girls on tumblr I followed cammed occasionally and I really looked up to Ashe Maree specifically who had a large Tumblr presence. I also would cam on Omegle when my parents weren't home and lie about being 18, I guess I really liked the attention and shock factor.

Transitioning out wasn't hard because I have a supportive family, a lot like Shayna. I just turned 20 when I quit so this was 9 years ago now and have done a lot with my life since quitting. My family supported me and let me stay with them while I went to therapy and got a normie job to save money for my own place.

It never got tied to my legal name, but I did have some headshots taken recently and luckily found out about PimEyes from LC. I searched my headshot and all my porn popped up, thank God they honored my request to remove me from the site. If I was confronted I'd be happy to address it, it's something I did almost a decade passed, but I hate to think someone would search me and avoid working with me because some impulsive, trauma-informed decision I made as a teenager.


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No. 162962[Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.
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No. 169979

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Her stomach looks so huge

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No. 169990

>>169979
This shocked me. It's like someone has thrown raw bread dough on the floor. Her skin has lost it's elasticity and has given up trying to contain the blubber. Compare it to this image from when she was in Tulsa >>169935.

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No. 169995

>>169992
face filtered to oblivion while the cottage cheese thighs are left untouched


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