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No. 470594[Reply]

Abbiamo visto thread brasiliani, lituani, francofoni ma ancora nessun italiano.
Cosa c'è di nuovo nella scena cosplay e mucche italiane? Che movimenti sorgono dalle fauci di quel gorgo che è la community italiana?
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No. 509772

questa fissa del trucco "effetto facetune" in genere è proprio trash. Avere qualche ruga e brufolo non è un crimine

No. 510041

Quando in Giappone smettono di pagarti perché c'è gente più giovane di te che attira di più qualcosa devi pur fare
Un paio di annetti e tornerà a pulire il pavimento della panetteria del padre.
Ciao Ele, ti ricordi quando davi a tuo padre del coglione mentre ti dava i soldi per il Giappone? Mitico

No. 510076

Il latte è materiale raccolto nel tempo che indaghino i comportamenti da mucca di una determinata ethot. Il revenge porn non è latte, è latte lo spottare le bugie e raccogliere svariate testimonianze di gente che ha avuto a che fare con le mucche, incrociandolo con il materiale postato dal soggetto.

No. 513864

Yuriko, 27 anni e non sapere cos'è un "abbacchio"

No. 517334


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Dan Schneider is a 52-year old Nickelodeon Producer who produced the shows All That, The Amanda Show, Kenan & Kel, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, among others. Allegations of Dan's abusive behavior, ranging from verbal outbursts on set to the grooming and sexual abuse of Nick stars have been accumulating for years. Original conversation started here >>>/ot/404534 but there was a demand for Dan's own thread. This thread is to track Dan's sketchy history, plausible rumors, and anyone else who is suspect and is related to Nickelodeon.
>It is rumored that the dad to Jamie Lynn Spear's baby is Dan Schneider. In 2009, Jamie Lynn's family and friends said they believe that a much older producer who worked on Zoey 101 is the true father.
>Behind the scenes footage of The Amanda Show surfaces. Dan is seen with a young Amanda Bynes in a pool. She is half-naked. It is rumored that Dan abused Amanda, and that he forced her to get an abortion.
>Jennette McCurdy from iCarly opens up about how she was forced into an Eating Disorder because of Nickelodeon's culture.
>Noah Munck from iCarly gives interview where he doesn't deny allegations about Dan, just says he would be devastated if they were true. Confirms Dan has a foot fetish.
>Multiple clips of Dan's blatant foot fetish surface.
>Ariana Grande's family is close to Dan Schneider. It is speculated that she had a lot of sex and did drugs on the set of Victorious, and that her mom told her to sleep with Schneider.
>Every actress but Ariana Grande boycotted Dan receiving Nickelodeon's most prestigious award at the Kid's Choice Awards.
>Nickelodeon fired Dan last year. Dan sells his home, becomes inactive on twitter after accusations of him circulate.
>Actresses such as Alexa Nikolas and Erin Sanders from Zoey 101 are leaving easter eggs about Dan's abuses on their social media, as well as an actor from Henry Danger. Other actors are slowly beginning to step forward. Dan keeps getting away with it is because he blackmailed the head of ViaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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No. 517058

wtf does braincrush mean

No. 517060

Anon we can see your profile picture, delete your post if you can and crop it before resharing. If you see this too late, just change your profile picture

No. 517062

the way this post reads as protective/caring is cute, anon

No. 517092

It's the name of the episode the pic's from. It basically means sapiosexual attraction.

No. 517115

Farmers should have each others backs, like a bitchy family

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No. 391065[Reply]

Society values the youth. Any time a young person does something does some considered exceptional for their age it's all over the media. Even online there are amazing artists that have only entered their teens. Seeing this can make anyone feel insecure about their age and what they've accomplished. I see it on here all the time, and it would be a lie if I said I didn't have those feelings.

Your potential doesn't diminish at the age of 25 and it certainly doesn't extinguish itself at the rip old age of 30. Use this thread to collect, document and discussion people that accomplished goal and/or became successful at a later age from what we see. When those exposes is asymmetrical toward those younger, it makes us feel it if you can't young it doesn't exist. Well, /that's not true/. We'll never get younger, only older. So, it's best we realise that /our life isn't over/ and we have decades left to live. Do something you enjoy and be proud of it. We can go it sisters.

First example is this BAD ASS, right here. Her name is Mary Hobson.
>She learned Russian at 56, as you felt she wouldn't be able to fully understand "War and Peace" if you didn't read it in Tolstoy's original text.
>When to Uni at 62
>Finished in PhD at 74
>In Russia is now considered one o the preeminent scholars of Pushkin.

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No. 510225

It's not even necessarily for a career change or because they flopped in life prior to going back for a degree. My dad got two degrees for fun/out of interest while staying in his normal job until retirement.

No. 510226

I love the old lady in the photo,she looks so soft and precious.

No. 510234


I think it's because people focus way too much on the "experience" of college than it actually a place where you go to learn something useful and grow the fuck up.


I got into college when I was 20-21. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your decision. Get your degree for yourself and don't measure your life in the impossible terms of the world.

No. 510460

Ayrt but basically everything what >>510214 said. As a freshman, I'm only surrounded by 17/18 year olds and when they ask how old I am they get shocked cause it's really not common here and they just assume I'm their age but when I tell them and see their reactions I end up feeling embarrassed.
Thank you, anon. I'm trying not to give a fuck anymore.

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Erika Jayne is almost 50 and a successful TV personality and pop singer. She didn't start her career until she was in her 40's. She's alsonstunning, at least IMO.

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No. 469216[Reply]

An all-purpose employment thread. Post about your employment status, successes, woes, anxieties, rants, etc. The chancellor will see you now
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No. 517073

Nta but how is your experience there so far?

No. 517217

currently a NEET. have a job interview on monday with tarjay. I want this job so fucking bad, but am so afraid I'm going to fuck up the interview. I interviewed with them before twice and fucked it up.

No. 517280

Good luck anon

No. 517286

Seconding the good luck. Just try to seem present during the interview, if that makes sense. Nerves are fine but try to make eye contact if possible.

No. 517313

Just basically suck their/the customers dick. They love that shit. Focus on the interviewer. If you talk with your hands a lot take a pen or note book to hold onto - some interviewers don't like it when people talk with their hands. Act genuinely interested in the role you've applied for even if you don't want to do it 100% It's what has worked for me in the past. I just pretend I am confident (I'm not really) and that I'm the best person for the job and use my interview to try and convince them to hire me, instead of it being a dynamic where I am begging them for work. You got this, anon.

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No. 204765[Reply]

who else here drunk
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No. 516884

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Fun times causing chaos and distress throughout the internet and in real life. I do wish I had some drinking buddies… Listening to some SOAD to match chaotic energy. I always tell myself this is the last time I will drink in a long time but then come back to it about a month later. At least I always have a positive experience with it.

No. 516945

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im wine drunk and every fucking time without fail I get extremely horny and lonely so now I'm going to pine over my stupid crush and listen to sexy music

No. 517240

I started drinking daily for the last idk how many weeks. Stopped drinking this week. Felt amazing, alert, not super depressed, getting things done,came up with more ideas for my writing and practiced drawing. Drank again a couple hours ago, feel like shit, fighting with bf. Maybe I should quit completely. Maybe I should just drink less when I do drink. I feel sleepy, I hate how alcohol puts me to sleep. Idk, anons.

No. 517247

same, anon. My room is clean, laundry done, bed made…all because I haven't been drinking every day after work. Tryign to decide if I should buy something when I go grocery shopping later tho.

No. 517271

How is it possible for 2.5 trulys to make me this nauseous? It's only been like, 3 hours.

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No. 347877[Reply]

Have you quit social media such as Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, tumblr, etc.? Have you detoxed for a few months at a time? What has your experience been? How has this impacted your friendships?
If you haven’t quit social media, what would be a reason for you to quit? For example, people who only post themselves smoking weed on Snapchat or any other pet peeve.
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No. 516899

im an artist with all socials and i follow not one person on twitter for this exact reason. it’s so irritating seeing ppls rants and social justice on the tl like did i ask?

No. 516968

I have seen people with IBS in their bios like how necessary is that unless you're hanging out with this person. No one on the internet needs to know you shit often lmao

No. 517002

This is why id only follow good artists who dont speak english if I had one since no one can claim I have any idea tf they saying outside art
Also damn I miss artists not being on twitter

No. 517029

To be honest I appreciate such a red flag, I can just avoid all the crazies that will cause me trouble in the long run when they have the "21/NB/trans/disabled with self diagnosed autism and HSP (xe/xim)" warning on their bios.

No. 517270


Lmao this is why I have never had twitter.

I finally took the plunge and deactivated it but I’m def feeling like real withdrawal symptoms wondering what all the useless cows I follow and people I don’t even talk to anymore are doing

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No. 512321[Reply]

Discuss celebrities with cow potential/cow like behaviours, or celebrities who abuse social media, both past and present.

Previous thread:>>472077
Dan Schneider thread: >>405637
Tinfoil General thread: >>369313

Milk from the last thread:
>British Royal Family drama, such as Prince Andrew's ties to Epstein and Harry and Meghan stepping away from their duties
>Former child stars such as Aaron Carter, Amanda Bynes, and Justin Bieber still on a downwards spiral
>Die Antwood are shitty people
>Nicki Minaj keeps enabling rapists and abusers. Even married one. Sperged on the internet when criticized about it.
>MMB still looks like a 45 year old wine aunt
>Ongoing milk about Henry Cavill banging teenagers
>Azealia Banks is off her meds. Again.
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No. 517342


>I have a name for the baby, but I don’t want to say what it is because everyone I’ve told it hates it, and everyone’s gonna make fun of it,

so even elon hates it? Grimes is what happens when tumblr tweens never grow out of their tumblr phase. So embarrassing.

>The singer revealed on Thursday that she is seven months pregnant

two more months until this poor thing starts to suffer.

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No. 517486

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That's not even a little bit surprising anon. He could score a gay porno and directly narrate the actions on screen with comments on his favorite scenes and some of his fans would still be going "Hm I really don't think hes gay".
Hm I don't know anon are you sure they aren't just best friends?

Kid gonna be named llareddA

No. 517535

he's notoriously private about his personal life, i feel like if they were actually dating you would never see pics

No. 517618

i usually stan grimes cuz i like her music but not after pulling this gender shit

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No. 517220[Reply]

Do you have a bucket list? What are some cool, interesting or wild things you wanna do before you die? I really want to try Absinthe. I also want to spend the night in a haunted house.

No. 517223

I wanna try those super expensive/high class restaurants at least once in my life.

No. 517229

now that you mention it I wanna do that too.

No. 517255

Travel to Canada, Europe and Asia (particularly Japan) once I get US permanent residency/citizenship

Me too

No. 517261

I want to go see Punxsatawney Phil on groundhog day in person.

No. 517285


Lol anon I love this so much

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No. 517191[Reply]

A thread for local simps/whiteknights that aren't popular or milky enough to gain their own thread.

Simp: A man that puts himself in submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Whiteknight:A person with low self esteem who combats this with a unwavering need to aid others who may or may not need it. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their desire to help and feel as a savior.

Two definitions credited by Urban dictionary.

No. 517196

so you mean: every woke redditor ever

No. 517202

Do you mean males on any social media? Screen capping thirsty NPCs does not spark joy, simps don’t deserve to be immortalized.

No. 517210

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>Whiteknight:A person with low self esteem who combats this with a unwavering need to aid others who may or may not need it. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their desire to help and feel as a savior.
Reminds me of circlebroke2 (specifically 2 the first one was good), menslib, and inceltears. Inceltears is the worst because most of them are 'I used to be an incel, but then I saw the light'. It's funny because most of them still have incel biases (some women are attracted too douchebags, but not all! Incels are right, but they shouldn't lash out! He just threatened to rape and kill a child, but lets not forget theirs a traumatized human behind the screen). Also most of them are incels (in the involuntary celibate way not the modern version) because they confess how they still have problems making friends, but they're better than incels because they don't lash out.
Anyhow if you want a small cow u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK exist. He rides the thin line between mgtow and 'look leftist care about men too!'. He fucking ruined the menslib sub for me

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No. 249320[Reply]


I'd consider myself to be one. Obviously, women would never go as far as demanding sex by threatening rape, murder, etc. like male incels, but I do think that I share some similarities with them:
>ugly + fat
>kissless virgin at 20+
>no friends
>spend most of the day browsing the internet
Living like this for some time has left me incredibly bitter. I wouldn't say I hate all men but getting bullied certainly leaves you quite guarded. Same for other women: I can't help but feel ridiculously jealous whenever I see pretty girls with hot bodies spending time with their friends/bf.
Of course, everybody is able to get a partner if they put effort into themselves, but right now I neither have the appearance/charm, nor the mental strength to change for the better and therefore am "involuntary celibate".
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No. 514000

Nah anon, you can only go up from here. Life can change for the better very rapidly, just set up a flexible plan of self-improvement and the world is at your feet

No. 514130

110, normalfag. Annoying how simply being female raises the score significantly.

No. 517203

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I'm not as bitter as I could be but, yeah. Not that I expected anything different

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Your total: 119
Your class: Chad / Stacey

kek. i'm far from a stacey. the bar is so low.

No. 517248


samefag; answered like i would've three years ago and this is the result.

Your total: 80
Your class: Cyborg

it's definitely possible to turn your life around.

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