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No. 1366720[Reply]

for all your stoney baloney needs

previous thread >>>/ot/542085
smoker salt goes here >>>/ot/1307162
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No. 1432037

blog but what's the best strain for being functional but still buzzed? I know it's a meme to say "weed makes me feel normal" but I've had depression for like 15 or something years now and it's the only thing that makes me feel like I was pre-depression, but it always makes me want to just nap or listen to music until I'm sober again (which isn't necessarily a bad thing LOL just not for every day use)

No. 1437604

I'm so miserable I have a sinus perforation so I can't smoke or vape and can barely eat or drink. I'm buying some 200mg THC syup today I'm just gonna chug it

No. 1437611

I hope you feel better soon, nonnie

No. 1437919

sorry for the late reply noni! some good functional strains id suggest are lemon meringue, deadhead og, green crack, durban posion, cinex, jack herer, chemdog, sour og, triangle mints, blue city diesel. if you can't find those strains you can also look up related strains online, or look for any diesel based strain as it will give you a good energy boost. the weed strains I've listed first also help with focus and motivation, they are really great for focusing my adhd and waking and baking

No. 1438103

Fellow Adhd anon! Diesel strands are amazing.

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No. 1390131[Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, troons, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

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No. 1437899

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No. 1437902

It's the whole theatrical act that is supposed to represent caricatures of women that is offensive ffs

No. 1437904

Are those even real accounts? They look like classic onlyfans spammers. Man is getting catfished and bragging about it KEK

No. 1437905

just the average faghag/handmaiden

No. 1437911

This is so fucking stupid, if drag is just about men dressing feminine and glamorous and not about mocking/imitating women then why do they always have their drag personas go by "she" and "her"? Why do they put on things like fake breasts or hip pads? Why do they like to call themselves "fishy", referring to the "bad smell" of vaginas, as a way of saying their drag is effective at looking like a woman? I actually would have no problems with drag if it really WAS just some gay men wearing dresses but they had to make it about women so women have the right to be pissed because of it

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No. 1337206[Reply]

Der zweite Treffpunkt der lokal ansässigen Kartoffelbäuerinnen.
Vorheriger Thread >>>/ot/760762
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No. 1435634

Kann sich jemand noch an Kayhyena erinnern?
Ich hab nie das ganze drama mitbekommen, nur das sie häufig ihren Account gelöscht hat und häufig sehr genervt von ihrer fanbase gewirkt hatte.
Fand ihre Bilder eigendlich immer gut.

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Und, hat es heute mit dem Probealarm geklappt? Bei mir auf der Arbeit darf ich kein Smartphone dabei haben (nur im Pausenraum), so ist es komplett an mir vorbei gegangen lol Irgendwelche Sirenen habe ich auch nicht gehört.

No. 1437801

Es war heute mein Wecker lol

No. 1437803

NINA hat geklappt, Sirenen zur Aufhebung des Alarms auch, der Rest nicht, hab aber ehrlich gesagt mein Handy seit über einem Jahr nicht geupdatet und wenn hier ernsthaft was passiert, dann ist es eh egal, weil keinerlei Hilfe durch die zugeparkte Straße kommt oder diesen Wohnort überhaupt jemanden interessieren würde, erstmal müssen die im Westen der Stadt gerettet werden, kek.

No. 1437859

Ja, habe gleich zwei rote Nachrichten bekommen, kann mich aber nicht dran erinnern was drin stand, da ich sofort weiter geschlafen habe kek. Die fürchterlichen Sturmsirenen funktionierten auch, kannte ich aber schon.

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previous thread: >>758635

Notable discussions from the last thread:
Sarah Everard
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No. 1436599

Hey, not all gimp lovers act like that! Some of us are chillax. Let's all be friends!

No. 1436748

Congrats you are schizophrenic as I’ve never posted about this subject until now.

No. 1437482

Nonny I love this

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No. 1437826


>"I could never own a pitbull because you just never know when they will snap!"

>has a son

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No. 1265906[Reply]

Have you found out that if you express anything about a cow inside their thread you get banned or dunked on? Well this is the thread for you!

Do you want to rant about how much you hate a cow without disrupting the thread? Go ahead!
Do you want to sympathize with the cow and talk about how it's not too late to change? Do it sister!
Do you want to talk about your life (blogpost) and compare it to the cow in question? Here's the place?
Express yourself etc. Have fun!

Post your pessimistic, optimistic, negative, controversial, rude, or relatable takes.

(Also this is not a thread to complain about threads, bans, or mods, do that on /meta/. However you can complain about the fanbase of the cow or the people who dislike the cow here.)

Previous thread: >>1142485
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No. 1437758

I agree the brown eyes sperging is retarded but how is it "pickmeism". Not everything you disagree with is that

No. 1437773

you can't read

No. 1437802

Is it multiple anons? I always assume it's the same person everytime they sperg about it. I wonder if it's some self hatred that they themselves have brown eyes and hate it or they're like you said, going full hitler youth. It's such an autistic thing to nitpick over and I wish it would be bannable in the thread just like the tit sperging or pussy sperging is.

No. 1437817

Most people have brown eyes so I never got the hatred of hers. She's got beady little rat eyes but the color isn't the issue. It's just her ugly ass face. I'm assuming some anons do that because she's spoken about how she wishes she had blue eyes like barbie

No. 1437897

There's still so much tit sperging, at this point I don't care if she has an implant or whatever

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No. 1332007[Reply]

Post about your employment status, successes, woes, anxieties, rants, etc.
Prev. thread >>>/ot/1043200
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No. 1437517

I don't know what jobs you are applying for, so I can't offer tailored advice, but if you are applying online, copy all the key words from the job listing (like: team worker, fast paced, customer service experience), and then paste them at the bottom of your resume. Highlight them, and make all the key words the same color as the color of your resume (hopefully white because that's professional). This way, the system reads them and automatically flags your resume as good and sends it to HR, and this gets it in front of someone which gives you a better chance.

You can do this, I believe in you. Here is your lie, "I used to help take care of my grandma with dementia. Myself and other family members would take turns looking after her so she was never alone. So each day it was my turn, I would be in charge of making sure she takes her pills on time, cooking her meals, soothing her when she became upset, and keeping her entertained. As she declined, it became more challenging because she would not recognize me, and the fear and confusion would make her combative, but even if she didn't know why I was doing what I was doing, I knew why I did it. So that really helped me get through those difficult times."
Repeat that lie until you have it memorized by heart. One, this shows that you can manage multiple tasks. Two, that you are dependable and show up. Three, that you handle stress and pressure well. And four, that you can keep going even when people are screaming at you. The interviewer may ask a few follow up questions, but if you flinch or hesitate, it can be explained away by the fact that you loved your grandma and now she's dead and that's very hard for you. As well as, care taking, filial duty, and taking care of a dying relative are all common themes that many people have gone through and respect.
Once you get the job, don't worry about getting caught in a lie. If you ever mention that you have two grandmothers and they're like "but I thought one died?" just mention that one of the living ones is step grandmother, or that it was a family friend who was so close that she was like a second mother to your mother/father and so you always called her grandma. People really only think about their own internal monologue, so they'll quickPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

No. 1437549

Any UX design/general tech industry nonas out there? Do you think it's possible to teach myself UX within a few months if I already have a solid foundation in graphic design?

No. 1437552

I’ve actually thought of doing that as well! I’m business admin with experience in the oil & gas industry. Should I highlight it white too or keep it default?

No. 1437779

I'm a senior UX designer and I'm here to tell you that UX isn't graphic design. User experience design is more about designing the way an user interacts with your page, how the page reacts to their interaction, how you plan on the user to use the site etc., accessibility is also a big topic these days that you should read up on. It's more about looking for behavioral patterns and implementing solutions related to them, it has nothing to do with graphic design but instead relates more to material design. I'm not at all saying that you shouldn't go for it, I actually encourage it because it's a very rewarding and interesting field, but while your experience with graphic design is helpful, a few months simply isn't enough. You'll have to prepare yourself for a longer period.

No. 1437793

I'd highlight it white as well, but make your resume a word document. If it's a pdf and it gets transferred, the color difference might tip them off. Though for safety you could always write, "Thank you for applying for [blank] job with resume builder[myresume.com or something]! Keywords: [and then follow up with the keywords]." That way, if it is caught or they mention it, it looks like a tag the resume website added on and not like you actually did it.

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A thread for funny screencaps across lolcow. Refrain from posting scrotal or painfully unfunny screenshots. Humor is subjective but try keeping quality in mind. We can tell when you selfpost.

Have fun and remember not to infight.
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The reply make me laugh out loud

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No. 1437896

>board isn't populated by unix stacies
I'm sad

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No. 230337[Reply]

There is not really an organized thread for programming related topics. Feel free to share books and resources here. Post whatever you're working on and feel free to ask questions anons!
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No. 1436743

So, I went to university for computer programming but even if you want to learn yourself, there's a few tips for beginners I would give.
Rather than learning tons of specific languages like java/css/HTML (though HTML is not "technically" a language to some people…) Learn one programming language and learn it really well. The languages are all similarish that once you pick up one really well, the others will come much easier if you need to pick it up.
The second thing I will say is learn OOP/ object orient programming. It is essential for beginners to learn this concept. There are lots of free resources to help you achieve this. I don't have a specific one to offer, though.
Another thing I would advise learning are patterns of programming. One example is "factory pattern" style programming.
The fundamentals of programming can be pretty daunting to learn, but if you get them down, your knowledge of programming will be a lot more solid than some dudebro that just downloads whatever GitHub project of the month. If you need more specific advise, I can try and answer any questions.

No. 1436795

I'd ask more but I realize that I just need to dive in and stop second-guessing myself; found a course on OOP already and I'll judge how I respond to it, then look more into the patterns. I hope I find it interesting. Thanks for the advice, nonny!

No. 1437115

I'm in my final few months at uni as a CS student and feeling discouraged since I had a shitty program that didn't teach me anything useful except the very basics (for and while loops, assigning variables, etc). now I am struggling through the odin project hoping the little portfolio from that combined with having a CS degree (and maybe a mediocre personal project or two also) will be enough to get me started with a decent job out of college. any nonas have advice or suggestions for me?

No. 1437740

Anyone doing Advent Of Code 2022? It's time for the yearly "mashing together array routines".

No. 1437791

I'm gonna start learning programming in january, the start is just going to be a 10 week course in Python only but I'm kinda diving in blind here so I bought a book about coding with Python for kids and beginners, and also downloaded a couple of free softwares that are for beginners to learn basic programming (my sister's boyfriend told me the Rabbids Coding is a pretty good way to learn and see immediately what results in what). But I'm really nervous because I'm thick as a brick and pretty dumb.

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No. 1414660[Reply]

Discuss the shitty art and even shittier attitude of artists

-Talk about Art Youtubers
-Ask about art supplies
-Discuss trashy art trends
-Instagram bullshit
-Art theft!
-General Art Bullshit
-Fandom and Shipping Discourse!


Recent Art Milk:
Just the same old salt
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No. 1437797

A fakeboi who doesn't like hiveminds and censorship, wild

No. 1437798

Why does it sound like she's cosplaying an edgy 2014 gamergate incel kek

No. 1437849

I always hated his monkey faces and the too-small heads he puts on his male characters.

No. 1438109

Isn’t this the artist who made that furry webcomic Dropout? I actually really enjoyed the story and chose to just ignore the preachy tranny shit. Wish there were more lesbian stories like it.

No. 1438129

That's alright, just don't neglect practicing figure drawing every now and then.breference from more than one pic.

Also, whenever using tools like 3d model tracing, you just have to make it look natural and not soulless traced.

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Continuing from Our Favorite Websites! thread. Discuss the happenings, drama, cringe, etc. of Neocities, personal sites, webrings, and other small communities, and how they used to be in the past.

Other possible topics of discussion:
>personal sites vs social media profiles
>creating shrines and fanlistings
>joining webrings and cliques
>how socializing on the internet has changed

Search for personal sites:
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No. 1436915

Gonna join soon just setting up some stuff first

No. 1437317

Are the communities only available for blogs? I got a website instead and I'm unable to find the community tab. I have moved to fc2 very recently so I'm kinda lost in some aspects.

No. 1437346

I think so. You don’t need inline gifs and sparkly “ENTER HERE” buttons to count as small web. If anything, those can be used by people to hide the fact that they’re trying to use their personal website as if it’s social media, like they can’t imagine an internet without grandstanding and algorithmic virality.

No. 1437628

FC2 nonnies, how do I make my site inaccessible to visitors that aren't logged in? I only found the password feature, but I found some sites don't have that, they're just accessible to logged in accounts and not accessible to people that don't have fc2

No. 1437908

I think they might be blog only, but I'm pretty sure you can make a blog in addition to your website to join the community.

I'm guessing you probably figured this out by now but if you scroll down to settings on the side bar and click the link that says "templates" it should let you edit the HTML and CSS. This link should work too.

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