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No. 132383[Reply]

Vagina general. Talk about your vaginas, ask questions, period and other reproductive system stuff is OK too. So is masturbation talk
I'll start
My clit is really fucking small. like the average clit is supposed to be pea sized and mine is maybe a quarter of that size and it makes masturbation frustrating and fruitless (yes even with toys)
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No. 178692

Me too anon.
I go for just masturbating on the floor. Easier to clean, if you don't have carpet that is.

No. 178784

Do it in bathtub/shower.

No. 178788


i squirt three towels worth. it's really not great because i love the one i fuck and i love having A CLEAN DRY BED to sleep in afterwards.

you and i, let's become squirt-sisters (squirt-sters for short)

No. 179082

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I did it on the floor and it was good!Thanks for the advice, I just didn't think about it before lol
I feel ya, squirt-ster. I feel ya.

No. 179086

ngl I'm super jealous of you squirters, I have like the absolute opposite of that problem

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No. 120844[Reply]

The old thread was locked, I think a new one should open. There are a lot of cute black girls out there that should be recognized.
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No. 178875

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No. 178878

This disgusting nigress is not kawaii. Spoiler this shit.

No. 178880

She really likes to think she is. If you're offended that much about it, that's her tumblr.

No. 178896

No one curr about your selfpost. Get lost.

No. 179064

I have a strong vendetta against that girl tbh, she's annoying as fuck

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No. 179017[Reply]

Post things that are meant to be funny, but aren't.
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No. 179044

The joke is that he's referencing a popular slogan. It's very funny

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No. 179061

is that mike matei? that's cheating

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No. 175856[Reply]

When exactly are you supposed to "settle"?
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No. 179024

This reads like a troll fanfic written by a robot.

No. 179030

I picture a robot in a dress writing this and getting off to it.

No. 179039

>implying your average twenty something will casually compare a guy to fucking eddie vedder
>implying women actually give two fucks about what year and model the car he drives is
>implying there is something wrong with ending a relationship because it seems stagnant

It gets real boring real fast if all you do with your significant other is stay inside and watch Netflix. There has to be variety. Even if you love someone, that gets stale after awhile.

No. 179042

This guy seems like the type of guy who always responds "i dunno" whenever you ask him what he likes or wants to do. Implying he's real, of course

No. 179057

I think they also failed when it comes to the part of him not having any fucking goals or direction in life. K, you have all the money you need, so you're done? That kind of lack of ambition is definitely off putting. Ambition isn't always about getting cash.

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No. 178971[Reply]

Whether you supported her or not you have to admit her failure is actually an achievement:
>$1.3B spent on campaigning (est)
>All celebrities behind her
>Katey Perry voted naked for her
>97% of media were behind her
>Former president to aid her
>Current president was publicly behind her
>Innumerable experience
>Known as the "Classy alternative"

Yet she got destroyed by an orange businessman.
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No. 179032

UM, he already has. His team is made up of a bunch of jackasses.
The only thing I care about is him fucking up the economy. It always suffers when it's in republican hands.

No. 179033

I suggest you watch Betsy DuVos's hearing. It is infuriating to say the least. She's such a fucking moron.
As if K -12 in this country wasn't already fucked, she's gonna drag our higher education down with it.

No. 179035

just watched it, fucking yikes :/ Lady really doesn't know what she's doing, does she.

No. 179037

I fear a reprise of the 80s, what with Theresa May, Brexit and Trump going on at the same time. Oh and Putin fanning the flames. Yippee.

No. 179038

Moved to >>>/sty/2106.

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No. 106432[Reply]

1) Does teeth whitening do more damage than good

2) Bleeding gums and how to fix it

3) Crooked teeth
4) Flossing good or bad debate
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No. 178933

nah same equipment pretty much. the xrays you got are uncomfortable for almost everyone. just remind the assistant and doctor when you go in to be extra gentle

No. 178969

I know this is OT
But anyone here suffering from TMD?

No. 178970

>I don't want American white teeth
Kek. I didn't know we set a standard for white teeth. Huh.
I personally hate how tight my teeth are crowded together, but I do a pretty great job when it comes to oral hygiene, even without religiously flossing. I do brush aggressively though. I also think the appearance of my teeth is average, but I always get such amazing praise from different dentists, I swear to god they're trolling the shit out of me or most people must have really bad oral health.

No. 178988

Not that anon but I'm sure they meant teeth so artificially whitened that they look bluish or unnatural. That's what "American white teeth" are

No. 178994

I know what they meant, I just didn't know it had our name associated with it. It is definitely the norm where I live at least.

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No. 178410[Reply]

What trends and changes are you guys noticing? It seems like platforms are going in & out of style and everything is super saturated right now.

Do you think now in 2017 it's possible to achieve any real success off places like Instagram & Youtube? Or just viral 15 minuets of fames with small fanbases? It seems like there are so many niche groups/subcultures everything is too broken for it to have any lasting impact. It seems like more than ever anyone (legit anyone no matter the talent or beauty) can get a fanbase by just consistently posting.

Like the random nobodies you hear of with millions of followers. Doing nothing that hasn't been done before.

With more and more companies trying to buy out advertising too on social media & attention spans dropping, everyone trying to brand themselves into substance-less carbon copies of each other, I wonder how long the days of the social media star will last.
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No. 178900

>some employers will penalize you for not having ten thousand different accounts with oodles of followers and updating regularly

Ugh, I hate this so much. Some people are just private or busy doing other things, but some people have legit concerns after having been harassed.

>I have a feeling these 'gurus' who do the glam makeup (like nikki tutorials) will disappear im the next few years, once the trend dies out.

I feel like people sometimes like watching tutorial videos for the sake of watching someone do it rather than doing it themselves, so they won't die out that easily. I mean that's how they've stayed popular for so long, a normal person only needs a handful of looks, and after you learn a few it's trivial to break down other looks you want to learn, but people keep watching anyways, plus those comments that are like "I'm a guuuuuy and I will never try make up but this is mesmerizing to watch!"

No. 178980

Do employers really do that? I've always been told that they check candidates' accounts to see if there's anything embarrassing or compromising about them online, but not that they want candidates to specifically be present or even popular on social media. I guess I'm fucked then.

No. 178981

Getting famous is not that easy, even if you have the money. You have to have skill, drive and serious dedication and be willing to be a self promo whore. To think fame is simple is really deluded. Look how hard some of the people posted on this site have tried, spent and failed miserably.

No. 178983

It depends on your line of work, but to give you a short answer: yes. For the most part it won't really matter if you're applying to be a barista at starbies or any other low-rung position (as long as you're not posting super embarrassing shit), but if you're doing something artsy it's what your salary depends on, if you're in business it's what your professional image depends on (finance is an exception unless it's client-oriented like consulting, but you still need a well-rounded and active LinkedIn account with lots of connections), people in marketing won't get the job unless they have lots of followers, but they tend to be overconfident pricks so it works out.
IT is an exception, from what I hear they're not allowed to have social media profiles (maybe under a pseudonym?) at all for fear of compromising the client's security. I don't know about STEM.

It still differs from company to company even within different industries but from what I'm seeing the people on top are pushing it more and more because it's a hip new thing, they're old and they don't understand/care about the consequences since it won't affect them directly as they have the means to avoid it.

No. 178992

I'm fucked too. I literally don't have a single social media account. Fuck.

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No. 3517[Reply]

Got idea from anon on /pt/.

Share your experiences, questions or anything related to studying abroad.

I myself have applied for Tokyo University of Foreign Studies, but just for one year as an exchange student. Anyone got experiences studying abroad in Japan ( Tokyo)?
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No. 178964

Ameriblubber who has never left the country here, I have a tuition waiver that would carry over if I ever studied abroad, I'm kinda really autism though so I don't know how great of an idea it is…but I'd like to go

I'm looking at Bongland just because of the lack of a language barrier

No. 178966

I've been thinking about studying abroad for a term in Sweden. I didn't have too many schools to choose from that had a partnership with my university relative to my degree, and of the non English-speaking countries available, Sweden is the country with the most familiar language to me (I watched a Swedish movie when I was like 13 and have been learning it off and on since then).

No. 178967

also I know that most Swedes can speak English, I just meant that I wanted to be somewhat immersed in a foreign language when I said "non English-speaking country". sage for samefag.

No. 178973

Best of luck with that. They'll just switch to English when they notice you're not a native, you won't get much of the immersion.

No. 178979

Should I go on exchange senior year, or teach English for a year after I graduate?

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No. 178708[Reply]

Imagine doing nothing but being pretty and earning 50,000£ a month for it.

Was youtube a mistake?
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No. 178882

This x1000. I hate that whole "but muhh NBA/NFL players make millions of dollars". These people are on the top of their sport and have to do gruesome trainings to maintain that shit. I think maybe MLB players are the only ones who get paid to little because the athleticism isn't really demanding for that sport

No. 178883

*too much

Not too little lol

No. 178901

Why are you so mad? Just because I don't give a big shit about some random person making money?
A thread was put up to discuss opinions and you're sperging over not understanding why there is a demand for such content. Spoiler alert: it's the same reason people pay any mind to the Kardashians. People like to watch stupid shit. They ain't making any money off of me, so why do I give a shit?

No. 178940

People have been monetizing attention (and their god-given looks if they've got it) since humankind has been capable of circulating currency. Places like youtube and patreon just make the entire process more streamlined, and it's a natural consequence of the internet being integrated into daily life. Them selling their 'product' (video content, their beauty, etc.) is perfectly legal as long as they're not committing fraudulent scams on their audiences by using their fame.

If you're green enough to be bitter about pretty people monetizing their looks because these people don't 'deserve' it, go to the source (the people paying their way) and do something about them. Even though that's likely to be futile. All the youtuber does is soak up the cash like a sponge after establishing that audience. If they didn't have one, you wouldn't hear about them.

No. 178968

The simple truth.

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No. 129654[Reply]

We have a thread for men, but how about our bi and lesbian farmers on /g/? What women that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason?

Admit your thirst, farmers.
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No. 178838

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I would absolutely let her fuck me with that. Yes those boobs are fake.

No. 178850

Same. I'm ashamed because she's so trashy but I bet she's into some kinky shit.

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amanda palmer. i bet she's into some weird shit and i like that.

No. 178949

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also into emilie autumn. idk guess i'm just hot for crazy bitches

No. 178956


she's literally considered one of the hottest women on earth by everyone. not sure you got the point of the thread mang

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