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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 1748837

AI wishes it could write this beautifully

No. 1748838

I dont know why I read this while rapping in my head. this has caused me some kind of brain damage. I need to get out.

No. 1789407

what the hell is this post

No. 1790836

In what universe did you think it was remotely okay to say this on any video, let alone MY video? You are a faceless nothing. You are on a throw away account for the sake of your entertainment, for the sake of your laughs, which tells me one thing about you, and that is you are meaningless, that you cannot create joy outside hurting others, that you are the very essence of what a monster is. You intentionally use the slur to disparage trans people on a trans woman's video, which was made to entertain other trans women. You have no compassion, no empathy, you are small and insignificant. You chose to do this behind a faceless, nameless account, because you're a coward and you wouldn't dare say it to a trans person's face. And that is all you will ever be: a nameless, faceless coward in the crowd, who will only ever speak out when he's sure no one will know who he is. You are NOTHING. I know you don't care about what I have to say, but if there's one message I want you to take away from this, it is that the entire trans community is MILES BETTER than the person you are. Think about that. And have the day you deserve.

No. 1790907

We're overrun with newfags who don't even recognize /pt/ cows

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No. 1553987[Reply]

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had, recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.

previous thread >>>/ot/932175
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No. 1779283

I'm pretty sure it's because most kids spend eight hours a day five days a week in school for years and years so it makes sense that it would still be deep within your subconscious, especially since most people had trouble with the routine and would fear missing the bus or being late etc. Your brain still has the urgency stored.

No. 1779287

oh it's absolutely not nostalgia kek school was awful for me, i try to forget about it. i don't even think about it before sleeping.
>I even got to dream about my husbando because I think of him before sleep kek
i do this too with my own husbando and even create elaborate fantasies yet he only shows up once a year at most

No. 1779687

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Yesterday I had a dream I was essentially tasked with like babysitting Jared Leto and it was borderline a nightmare. I dont know why I dreamt that because I don't like Jared Leto and do not go out of my way to think about him either. I was driving him in a van and we were trying to get somewhere by a certain time. He kept getting out of the van as im driving and making these random pointless stops, it felt like a video game side quest. At one point he sees this house and hops out, goes in, and it's two pregnant women gushing at him and they're in some sort of polycule and im stuck listening to them. Im like dude we have to go and he kept saying oh hang on one minute. He finally came outside and it was only to grab something from his bag in the trunk and go back in. He was trying to decide if he should tell them he's breaking up with them. I'm standing around outside and finally grab a giant rock and am considering busting out the window to get the spare key from his bag and just leave him stranded. He comes back out and we leave. Then he kept getting out while im driving AGAIN to cheer woohoo free at last. I was not having it. I told him I'd leave him here, he gets back in. He said something like if you loved me you'd take me to such and such house I was like dude I don't even likeee you. He was TIRESOME. At one point he gets out and starts drinking from some random dogs water bowl and I was pissed at him. He just started crawling around like an animal with that stupid smug look on his face where he bugs his eyes out and thinks he looks cute asf. It was dark at this point and I was like getchooo ass back in the car NOWW. Just livid. Then as im driving i look to our left and he looks enchanted and starts cheering really loudly at some dudes in dark black klansman robes that were army-crawling around the grass of the cemetery and I was like wait a minute, should we cheer? We don't know what they're doing, what if they're still the kkk under there and at this point I was so confused because one started doing a cartwheel and I woke up. God I hate that man. By the way he forgot his wallet and I had to pay for his scrambled eggs at one stop like I was ready to drive that van into a body of water worst dream ever.

No. 1781217

This is fantastic, actually. I hope nightmare babyman Jared Leto visits you again.

No. 1788888

I had this dream where I moved to a swamp town to search for someone that went missing, I think there was a heavy implication the woman was dead and I was trying to locate her body and there was a serial killer about. The thing is that when I went to sleep in this dream I'd dream of previous victims last moments, like I could see it from the killer's eyes. Thankfully it wasn't graphic at all, guess my brain just knows I don't wanna see that shit. Either way I'd wake up and try to find these women and got close to finding the killer but nowhere close to finding the woman I was originally looking for. I think she was related to me in some way, like a girlfriend or a close friend idk…
So when I found these women's bodies, I'd see their ghosts but they behaved like ghosts from cheap horror movies, they'd wait for me to blink or look somewhere then appear right in front of me looking all scary. I got jumpscared a few times until it got old, then I was just tired and started talking to them, like whew, can't you do something else? Seen this trick before.. and then they started answering me which I didn't expect to happen but it was nice. They were so angry because of what happened to them and talked about their last memories and their family, and then they'd ask me that I either talked to their family or did something they didn't have the opportunity to finish. They sounded much better after I did whatever tasks they asked, like normal people instead of horror movie ghosts, and then they'd disappear.

It was a bit weird, it felt like two movies that got edited together to make one single movie, I was hunting for a serial killer and getting jumpscared by angry ghosts then suddenly it goes all dramatic with sweet moments as I deliver messages to the living from the dead.
Oh and for some reason I had a pig to help me finding the women instead of a dog kek, it was a cute pig, went with me everywhere, it was pink with black spots.

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No. 1201446[Reply]

I know that threads dedicated to specific countries are technically banned, but the Suomillanka, North Africa and German threads are fine and since I've been seeing a lot of Dutchfags (perhaps summerfags, who knows) I thought a Dutchfag thread could be fun. Especially since we have a lot of cows, whether it's on tv or just social media. Also, feel free to discuss anything fun! Like music, food, Dutch habits/manners. Vent about the housing crisis, overregulation, Americanisation, all of it!

Major cows:

Family de Mol
>Johnny the Mol beats up his wife multiple times, allegedly daddy paid all witnesses 5000 euros and gave his wife a house in Ibiza so she would shut her mouth.
>Knew about the Voice kids scandal (multiple children and teens were molested and some even raped), did not do anything at all.
>John de Mol has control over the public television, does not allow criticism on him or any associates.

Marco Borsato
>Singer, former coach for the Voice Kids.
>Molested 2 girls (if not more), one was 15, the other 13 at his home barbecue (which was for the participants of the Voice Kids).
>Keeps acting like it's all untrue despite evidence.

Ali B
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No. 1785116

Vergeet niet
>afschaffen eerste kamer
>stoppen met kunst- en cultuursubsidies
>verbod dubbele nationaliteit
>vanaf 14 jaar altijd volwassenstrafrecht toepassen bij zeden en geweldsdelicten
>geen vliegtaks, geen vleestaks
>terugtrekken uit het VN-Klimaatakkoord
>bindend referendum
het is over kek

No. 1785193

Er zijn echt bedrijven die dat doen hoor. Ik ben trouwens ook niet voor voorrang geven aan vluchtelingen.

No. 1788395

Heeft iemand toevallig recent iets van aliexpress gekocht? Betaal je douanekosten over goedkope dingen?

No. 1788406

Ik heb helemaal niks hoeven betalen aan duanekosten, m'n bestelling was in totaal rond de €40, en het kwam in 3 verschillende pakketjes binnen.

No. 1788434

Top, dankje! Op hoop van zegen haha

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No. 955088[Reply]

Official stalking and snooping thread. I really thought I would be able to find a specified forum devoted to this kind of thing but I couldnt.
What do you watch for? What tips you off? How do you dig deeper. I’d love to share me knowledge and for others to share theirs.
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No. 1787080

the mods are acting like children about this, that redtext is kind of a dumb response to someone making a very true statement. A redtext-free permaban wouldve been better.

No. 1787083

My guess is you showed up in a "People You May Know" section for them and your account looked like a burner so they blocked you.

No. 1787871

nonas, I have a question regarding the wayback machine. So I was trying to find if there were any archives of this one deleted twitter user, and when I would look up the url for that account, it initially said that the exact link hasn't been archived, but there were archives of separate posts from that person. I'm curious if that person archived all the links themselves or does it get archived automatically. I've noticed that it doesn't work with every twitter account I've checked, but it does with some others.

No. 1788403

If their name is unique enough, you can use this to find their address. If you get multiple results, you could also use process of elimination by looking at the backgrounds of posted photos.

No. 1788405

To find their home address? Seriously?(brain damaged tourist keeps coming back to hurt herself)

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No. 1302690[Reply]

ITT: Post the delusional ramblings and nonsensical streams of consciousness of internet users found throughout Youtube comment sections, twitter, reddit and other Internet spaces

one rule - no satire or shitposts, the ramblings have to be genuine
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No. 1756079

Our female ancestors didn't fight for centuries just for these women to go back to this even when they could choose better and have 0 need to. You gotta sit this one out

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This word salad doesn’t taste very good

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I don't even know what this is from but that highlighted paragraph has me cackling. How is passing on genetic mutations from elderly sperm a good thing?

No. 1788891

I would argue this has more to do with worsening living conditions and top-down elite propaganda to normalize having a caste of "whores" but he's right

No. 1788892

I know she's crazy but she's an entertaining type of crazy

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No. 1738305[Reply]

first thread:>>>/ot/204455
ITT we discuss our times having unhealthy obsessions with people. It can be any kind of obsession; romantic, hateful, wanting to wear their skin, etc.
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No. 1786313

I'm so tired of feeling him on me and seeing his face so clearly. I think about him more than anything else still even though it's been so long….I feel like I'm going crazy. The stuff he did to me is my fault…I'm so disgusting and naive. He even told me it was my fault. He looked straight into my eyes when he did those things to me and even when I cried, he didn't care. His eyes are soulless and full of lies. His tired, depressed face and dark eyes. I'm so tired of vividly seeing and feeling the things he did to me it's like he never left. He licked me all over even my face and inside me and I can still feel it, it's disgusting. It feels like he put himself all over me and now I'm tainted, he won't go away. I'm so pathetic for constantly thinking of him and ways to get revenge meanwhile he probably never thinks about me and doesn't care what he did at all and I'm stuck with him everyday. It makes me so depressed. I want him to look at me and think of me like I'm forced to think of him. I was never comfortable and he didn't care…I bet he was looking down on me the entire time thinking I was gross. I think I can't get him out of my mind because we were with each other almost everyday all day for months. I want to stop thinking about him forever I am tired of looking at him. I want to die.

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Omg something like this
I had a really big crush on the boy who was in an episode of paranormal witness a real haunting in Connecticut and I watched it every day when I was 9 and I fantasized about seeing him and us being together during the apocolypse

No. 1788464

Nope, it's usually someone I see face to face at least one time and who lives in my area. Maybe you need to interact with more people irl? I'm a shut in so it's probably not that.

No. 1789065

I do too, don't know how to really help besides looking up unflattering photos of those celebs or awful things they did, but even then that might not be enough. Interacting with real life people didn't help in my case since my taste is very overly specific.

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No. 1631816[Reply]

Similar to the Twitter and Reddit thread, we post youtube videos and comments that we hate. Infuriating shit, stupid shit, weird shit. Post away.

Previous thread
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No. 1787587

Nta but they're both ugly. Can we drop this boring discussion and those 2 hollywood losers now?

No. 1787637

Men who do drama commentary are the lowest tier of human being

No. 1787640

Actually youre the one who sounds wildly insecure when you can't handle anons calling a random celebrity ugly. We are not a yaya sisterhood bitch stfu(infighting)

No. 1788228

Huh? This is the only time I've ever replied to anything about this stupid couple, and I didn't even say she's not ugly. I just don't see why so many anons are so personally offended that an ugly older woman gets dick. It's not like she's constantly attention whoring or trying to be seen as hot, she's just existing.(infighting)

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No. 1784074[Reply]

previous thread: >>>/ot/1777377
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new thready


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No. 1744398[Reply]

This thread is dedicated to all and any fandom discourse, particularly that which has a twitter or tumblr flavour to it.

Current topics include, but are not limited to:
> Proshipping vs Antishipping
> Ao3 Censorship and TOS
> Sapphic Underrepresentation in Fandom
> Carrds, DNIs and Call-out Threads
> Whitewashing vs Blackwashing
> ‘[Insert Sexuality]-Coded’ Characters
> Sapphic vs Fujo Misogyny Accusations
Previous thread >>1727146
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No. 1787196

However you feel about it, being attracted to older men it's not really the same as liking shota and lil boys, for me the later is way more vile and repressible for obvious reasons. So honestly I don't care, and I'm saying this as someone that likes younger guys, not everyone likes bishies

No. 1787197

>It's weird to be attracted to a fosil as much as it is weird to be attracted to a child
Anon all you're doing right now is watering down pedophilia. Attraction to children is harmful because children can't consent, it's always rape. Attraction to old dudes is poor taste. Child rape != poor taste.

No. 1787202

Because they're constantly being shilled as attractive when they're hideous. Not wanting someone who looks like my dad playing the leading love interest =/= being into children.

No. 1787203

liking someone who could be your dad is definetly super fucking weird

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No. 1166213[Reply]

a thread to discuss the secret and sometimes blatant cases of pedophilia and other abuses of children in entertainment media, historical cases of abuse are also allowed

related threads
>Dan Schneider
>general tinfoil
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This might sound like a conspiracy theory, but the CIA literally promoted him in Intelligencia and academia, along with every other significant post-modernist. The reason is fairly simple, it's the same reason they helped orchestrate coups in Latin America and Asia, or helped train and fund Islamists in the Middle East, it was all in the goal of fighting against "Communism". The idea was basically to divide and weaken Western left and de-claw it, and it worked. In a matter of a decade, their ideas dominated all of Western academia, and anyone who sympathized with traditional communism or socialism, or had any sympathy for the Eastern Bloc, had to either conform to the new standards or leave mainstream academia. Most of these intellectuals were simply useful Idiots in that regard, which they didn't even realize.

No. 1786857

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I just googled Marty Weiss because the name sounded familiar and I wanted to see if he was the pedo I was thinking of in "An Open Secret" (it was), turns out he still publicly posts on Twitter with shit like this, fucking kek.

No. 1786859

is that pfp of him with a small child?

No. 1786951

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It's him on the right with the ASU Sun Devils mascot. I know it's just a school sports mascot but something about him posing and smiling with a devil is so on-the-nose, kek. His face looks more evil than the cartoon devil character

No. 1789366

(Sorry anons, i don't comment around much and i know t'm replying to an old post but)

>Someone claimed that they forced her to eat a, Lemon,

Weird things aside, this is not the first time i hear something similar regarding children and pedos?
I can't remember well now, but back when i was looking through that James Alefantis guy i read about him or someone else doing things with oranges or the smell of oranges to little kids? Is that a thing??
I feel like i've heard it somewhere else too but i really can't figure it out.
It's so disturbing, most of the times i can't stomach these things knowing i can't do anything

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