/ot/ - off-topic

>>657524

Congrats! It's such a huge weight lifted once it's done, I promise.

I passed my driving theory test today. I sort of laid it off for a year because I failed my previous practice exam and was a mopy little bastard.
Eider way I got over myself, studied for it and passed it. It felt pretty good like, having accomplished something that you need to gain more independence (depending on your lifestyle, obviously).
I hope you will all find the initiative and drive to do the things you need to do to improve yourself.

One of the first calls of the day in my office was this super, duper sweet lady. She was so nice on the phone and was like "Thank you sooo much for the help! I hope you have a great weekend!!" Even though all I did was help her register for classes (made significantly easier cos she already paid). It's easy to have really shitty people I deal with at work just stick out like a sore thumb in my memory and ruin my whole day, but this lady was so god damn nice and it's nice to think back on someone so sweet. It really brightened up my whole day, I wasn't even having a bad day, but she made my already nice day even nicer!

It's midnight and I get a craving for pickles. There's only an unopened jar in the fridge, I spend like 15 minutes struggling to open it. My wrist hurts, everything I've tried hasn't worked, I'm defeated and about to give up. I read some methods online and I try sticking a butter knife under the lid and the heavenly sound of the seal breaking graces my ears!!!!
The pickles taste so much better along with victory!!

>>657586
Thank you anon, I'm a little nervy because surgery is always somewhat spooky, even minimally invasive ones like this. But overall I know the recovery isn't supposed to be too bad and I'm really excited to feel that sense of relief as you say!

>>659947
sorry to samefag but forgot to conclude that obviously no one was there in my bathroom when I did look.

When I was under the age of 10 my whole family in the car saw a stationary 'line' that was bisecting the whole sky and the moon. It was weird af and was very much a structure that would make it seem like we were living under-the-dome. An enormous line that stretched to each visible horizon (in a small city so not much). It was not a contrail, but a black line almost like a pipe. I'm not lying - my sister, lifelong friend, and I saw a similar kind of horizon-spanning pipe-line in the same city sometime during highschool, years later, but this one was more grey, thicker, closer (?) and was advancing more fast than we could walk. We didnt know what to make of it but my sister and I recalled when we saw the black line years before that. Idk wtf it was bc it seemed so .. industrial ?? Seeing it twice was wack.

Also: I live in a rural area with a lot of open fields and good starlight. I was with the same sister in like the seventh grade or something - before drones existed in the public market. We were on an open field practicing soccer when we both noticed a brighter light that seemed to be moving in the night sky. We both noticed it an inquired as to what it could be and decided it was a plane/helicopter. But then it started moving slowly back and forth, up and down, about 3-5+ kilometers away, so we just stood there and watched it - really trying to see if it was moving at all or if we were just imagining its motion bc it was so small. Suddenly, this light rips off into one direction, gets larger, and zips over the hilly horizon at a silent and shocking speed. I dont even think a commercial drone could manage the speed or the silence. We both saw it, and have no idea to this day what it was - except today I would say it was a drone.

I had an auditory experience of a ghost, but still not sure if I somehow imagined it. Was outside a house purported to be haunted at night. I was with other people but the voice I heard was distinct from theirs, still I'm not sure anymore. If it was real it would've been a young girl killed there telling us to basically back off.

overlooking that, I have a feeling that paranormal activity is psychological or wishful thinking. I 100% believe demon possession is psychological, especially growing up religious. I think that intense scruples, obsession, mental illness, abuse and attention-seeking are behind that. the human mind is very powerful in general. so yeah, I don't believe in most stuff I guess, but it's still fun to explore. I am also open to there being exceptions to what I think is the norm.

>>659947
lol anon you made a whole diagram, bless you. that's pretty creepy though, cements my fear of mirrors.

>>659993
(repost to fix something)
I'm the same anon wanting to add. I don't think UFOs are real either, like other anon said it's the government. I think theres leaked stuff about that. They mkultra'd people into "being abducted." The pentagon confirming UFOs only confirms that they want us to believe in that narrative, not that it's true.
Something that fucked me up at first was the cattle mutilation cases. Now, especially after hearing descriptions of strange hole impressions on the ground and people seeing helicopters/strange men, I think that is governments as well. Probably researching diseases. That said, this is kind of a conspiracy on its own so I'm putting it here. Also, sexual degenerates and cultists are responsible for some of the animal stuff I bet, but not most.
Lastly I think religious experiences like the sun dancing and such are meteorological. I watched a weather show about it (yes I'm weird) and there were other phenomena like a tube in the sky. >>659971 Could it have been a "morning glory cloud"? probably not but you reminded me.
Anyway I'm not here just to shit on everyone's fun. Something that interests me deeply is the similarity between religious accounts and UFO encounters. The accounts date back in history even to the book of Ezekiel in the bible. That's what I find weirdest. You'll notice that what Ezekiel describes seeing in the sky is a chariot. I find that super weird. Back then, the UFO was a chariot (technology for transportation) and today, our UFOs are advanced military technology? It's an interesting parallel that made me think. Could be the thinking or something else, even weirder?
the similarities between UFO sightings and religious experiences (such as those by a mass of people) are what interested me first. There is obviously stuff going on but how much of it is this or that or if it's the real deal, it's fun to puzzle over.
Most of the UFO sightings I heard about were actually from military or ex-military guys, which I found suspicious. But there was one by a mass of people that was just like Marian apparitions. So it's interesting to hypothesize about

>>659854
Do you mean they overspent on key frames or just concept and background art? I didn't watch Kora

>>659915
Overspent on art, and didn't have the budget to animate it and make all the details move. In the later seasons you can see that they simplified the art and stripped a lot of detail.

has anyone ever done a version of those "redesigning characters" videos where they instead do an awful job on purpose and use it for humor?

>>659838
i agree, the world needs more handsome greek boys

>>659989
seal of approval from the OG ancients
gonna pretend "boys" is not literal for them tho

>>659804
Shit anon, I'm sorry about that. That's so disgusting

>>659359
Oh man I remember that movie Stir of Echoes it genuinely disturbed me when I was young and saw the part where the two teen boys rape and kill her then leave her in the walls. I decided to watch the movie more recently since I hadn't seen it since I was a kid and never finished it. All I can say is it I enjoy the more or less happy ending.

>>659856
Piggy-backing off this, I feel like the grudge scene where the grudge drags a woman to hell or who-knows-where under her own bed covers traumatised me as a kid, slept in my sisters bed for months

>>659856
>>659981
Ugh glad I'm not the only one who was fucked up by the Grudge, I saw the remake at a sleepover party when I was a kid and it scared me to death, the scene I remember is a jump scare in an attic? and just that croaking noise in general. I like horror movies these days and will watch ones that aren't notoriously scary, but I've never tried to watch the Grudge again. And I won't try the Ring because it seems too similar.

Porn pop-ups made me terrified of malware to this day

i am Weetzie Bat. i am the Slinkster-Cool, HardCore, Bitch-Goddess of your dreams and you know it. You love me already…too bad for you though, cuz i've got My Secret Agent Lover Man and if you even look at me the wrong way, he'll cut off all your limbs and gouge out your eyes. He's a real sweetie:)

>>657622
Source plz

>>657641
random tripod site i found while looking for old internet graphics lmao
http://members.tripod.com/punk_princess_ellie/punkgeekellie/id1.html

Wings are horribly overrated. Theres hardly any meat on them, i swear to god theres more gristle and fat than there is actual meat, and they are expensive as fuck for such little actual meat. They are messy as fuck and get everywhere, cuz they are practically serve them in a soup of sauce. You literally cant even glance at a fucking plate of wings without looking like the B-Dubs buffalo shot a big, greasy malibu barbecue load all over your face. And FOR WHAT? One bite of meat you have to eat in 5 because its so FUCKING INCONVENIENT TO TRY AND GET OFF THE BONE. I mean God fucking forbid you eat regular sized chicken wings/drumsticks that arent literal gnome sized. Ya know, the ones where you dont have to stick your tongue between two little bones trying to wrest it out of that little alcove like an inexperienced scrote trying to eat a pussy. The ONLY food that is worthy of that level of overpriced, ungodly mess of a meat to bone ratio is ribs. This is a hill im not only willing to die on, I expect to be buried on it.

For starters, if you're falling for the shit. The only ones who've stepped up stupidity with you all. A 4chan ripoff, doesn't scare me. Put your info in, but don't be running your mouth as trolls, its just feeding into this. If you all are good trolls at all, its pretty obvious, I really don't see how else it can be obvious. Step shit up. You guys could get your info way better. If I was a boring troll no one cared about, these spergs wouldn't lose their shit like they do. Also, no. I never did anything for Madame to notice me, I provided the evidence, and the logical facts about it. I also don't recall claiming myself to be an anime villain? Some of the craziest delusions. If you're gonna talk shit, at least, have some truth to it.

I had to take 2 busses home from the other side of the city with dried cum on my hair last summer. I was so hungry I stopped at a burger restaurant, and ran into someone I went to school with and he recognized me.

>>659664
don't fuck men who can't even get you dinner or a ride. love yourself

>>659664
I'm an awkward piece of shit and drop food in my long hair without noticing all the time. You could have eaten a cinnamon roll and dropped the glaze in your hair, he wouldn't have known any different

>>659764
I doubt a 18 year old broke university student would have given me 70€ for cab, considering he bought all my drinks and paid for the cab the night before (which was around 120€) the night before. Taking the bus is very common here anyway, most people do it.

I hate the idea of people liking my favorite music artists. And I hate that I hate that. I'm so annoying.

>>659865
The only ones I own are ugly and skin coloured for wearing under certain clothes, like white pants. I definitely need them on occasion but not to look good, that's for sure.

>>659869
at that point is like they might as well ask to see the whole ass though? makes more sense

>>659872
I refuse to conform to a world where visible panty line is shameful for women, god forbid we have underwear on. I wear my panty line with as much consideration a man would wear his spare tyre stomach

>>659910
If you're confident enough for it you do you but there's nothing wrong with wanting to keep your underwear private, it's not 'shameful' but it is an opportunity for pervs to see more than I'd like them to. I don't care about like, the very edge of my underwear being visible but some clothes are sheer enough that you can see the whole garment.

>>659912
I don't disagree with you as nobody sane would want to attract perverts, but I think those of us who live in safe enough places where we can care less about this stuff without being at risk should make it normalised

>>659886
He's going to show you the ropes in his murderape van, you fucking toddler

>>659886
Why would you post this here

>>659800
Congrats anon!!!

>>659886
Anon please don't do this. The people who use fetlife are really fucked up and you could be putting yourself in harm's way.

>>659886
>fetlife
>virgin

Just use a dating site you loon, imagine being a virgin and jumping straight to a fetish site.
>dating site: socially retarded porn addicted scrotes
>fetish site: manipulative sociopathic porn addicted scrotes

Choose your poison.

sorry for being so basic sanic but WILL MY BF AND I GET MARRIED I'm so in love

>>659874
well???

>>659875
I will not accept this

Did he read the poem?

Should I email

>>95986
This raises the question, would pedophilia be classified as a sexual orientation, a fetish or a mental disorder?

>>95986
What is wrong what I'm saying? I'm not saying gay people are bad…
http://www.alternet.org/are-some-men-born-pedophiles-new-science-says-yes-sexologists-say-not-so-fast

Not everyone agrees with me but some sources do. Why did people in medieval times have sex with kids? Because they watched porn?
>>96078
Why is it retarded? Are you saying someone like Leonardo diCaprio is not an ephebophile? Or Demi Moore? Old people dont want something young and fresh? What about young girls dating older guys? Or the other way round? And shouldn't pedophiles just feed their desire in a healthy way so children wont get molested even if it was a fetish? I have the feeling all of you just want me to say
>no kill all pedophiles
>pedophiles weren't born that way blame porn!!!11
Porn didn't always exist though, I think they just were born this way. And if we don't understand them more kids will just be molested.

>>96261
Same anon as above, it's a psychiatric disorder. Just like homosexuality used to be one.

>>96266
There was a show on 4od about this. Pedophilia was seen as sexual orientation in that the men shown had no choice, they were unfortunately born that way. However it showed that they had a choice not to act on it, and therefore become criminals.

It was called "The paedophile next door" the blurb "This brave and thought-provoking documentary sets out to discover why legislation to protect children from sexual abuse has failed, and explores radical and controversial alternatives"

>>659876
Stop replying to 4 year old posts retard.