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No. 173922[Reply]

Post cringe shit you found on the net
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No. 178914

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No. 178917

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Someone save me from this hellish dimension.

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No. 178955

>>178504
i got -575 :)



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No. 178096[Reply]

Alright so there are these makeup / skin care threads but I didn't see any PS one yet it's something that's mentioned a lot at /pt/ and /snow/.
I got a nose job some years ago and I'm VERY satisfied with the outcome (feel free to ask me questions about rhinoplasty if you have any concern about it). RN I'm looking forward getting jaw surgery done but I don't have much information about this procedure in Europe. Any advice?
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No. 178779

Has anyone had permanent hair removal? I've been reading about it and I'm curious about personal experiences.

I wish I could get it on my arms (my arm hair is dark and thick and goes up to my shoulders) but I don't have the $$$

No. 178792

>>178779
yes, I got done legs + armpits + groin
good fucking shit because I never have to shave them anymore since then. and you know when you shave but still the area looks a bit dark because of the hairs' roots? Well that goes too. Soft baby skin.
But the big cons are 1) time consuming (legs would take 1h30-2h, armpits or groin 1-1h30, I guess arms will be something in-between. 2) also price per session, mine charged around 200€ which is around a bit more in $, but it can range from 50 to 600 depending on the place according to the internet. 3) also in spite on what they said, it hurt ;_; You get "heat pinches" so bad they feel like ice
The dr said I was a super good candidate because I have dark ass hair yet I'm pale as fuck. And the machine works on a hair-vs-skin detection basis. I've been meaning to get my arms done since a couple of years, but I've been postponing it since my life got busy as hell.

No. 178793

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>>178574
tbh if it's about the concave-to-covex slope it's a HUGE difference
yet if it's about the size or width idk eh. I don't think you can "thin" it much…
if you have an aquiline (beak/hook) nose, I'd also ask how making it upturned would look. the septum shave + upturning did wonders to my mediterranean nose. pic related because it used to look like that and now it's normal.

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Hoping to get a nosejob in a few months, but I'm worried about how my family and friends will react. I hate my nose so much that I avoid going in public and seeing people I know face to face, but everyone insists its "fine" but my nose looks like pic related on the left. I'd give anything to look like the right.

No. 178952

>>178549
I've wanted tear trough fillers forever! My undereyes are super dark and hollow, they completely ruin my eyes.

How much did you pay for it and where do you get it done? Can you get them injected by a dermatologist or a plastic surgeon? Did you do extensive research on where to get it done or does it not matter?

thanks m8



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No. 178765[Reply]

Let's play everyone's favorite image board game with everyone's favorite cows.

WHO WOULD WIN?

The rules of the game:
* argue about who would win and why

One to start:

Greg vs. Margot: WHO WOULD WIN?
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No. 178782

>>178770
I just imagined that happen in a game and now I really wish there was a lolcow fighting game.

I'm imagining some of the special abilities the lolcows will have.
Kiki will definitely sperg out on her enemy after taking too many hits
I was thinking Kota could use her shooped image as a temporary shield or as a way to confuse her enemy
Chris can stun his enemy by showing his "vagina"

No. 178789

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>>178782
That be pretty hilarious. Whichever anon did the PT banner with her using her I'm Poopin' pose as an attack should do the rest.

No. 178805

>>178789
PT would be the Legendary you battle at the end of the game

No. 178814

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Greg is at the top of his greasy game. Anyone who says another cow can beat him either doesn't follow him enough or is biased. Margot doesn't come any close to how shitty he is because he has affected many people, not only his kid. Some of his victims are his two kids, pets, ex girlfriends, ex wife, current wife, side wife, side wife's friend, teen girls, ex friends… the list goes on and on forever.
Not to mention he's relatively popular so he can brainwash/damage more people. He is the one true king!! Barf barf.
His greasiness can beat anything and anyone.
Case closed.

No. 178854

Win at what? Beer pong? The best grinch look-alike?



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No. 124001[Reply]

There is a thread for 3D guys you want to fug, can we have one for 2D too? Post dem husbandos.
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No. 178580

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Just started rewatching this again for the first time since like 2008. I can't pick just one, so they're all my husbandos. Charles too.

Season 5 when? Fuck.

No. 178581

>>178580
Skwisgaar and toki are my cute Scandinavian babes. Charles is p dreamy too

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>>178785

Yeah this, since I was like 5. I'm in my mid twenties now…

No. 178798

>>178796
Plese translate.



No. 171726[Reply]

I thought a dance discussion thread might be fun!

Do any of you like to dance as a hobby?
What sort of dancing?
Fav YT dance cover channels?

+ dancing is great exercise, so maybe this thread can help inspire some fitness.

I'm currently a bit obsessed with Kpop dance covers.
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No. 171747

>>171746
All I can think right now is SNSD Hyoyeon, she's the main dancer of the group. This is her earliest dance video, pre-SNSD, if I'm not mistaken.

No. 171748

>>171740
Oh gosh this is so cute, thanks for showing!
Yeah I can see SHINee dances being a bitch.

>but it's worth it, in my opinion.

Mhmm I can't wait until I actually have a dance down properly, gonna feel nice.

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No. 174495

Does anyone watch dance moms?

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No. 178735[Reply]

Post your experiences with religious or not cults or simply fanatism experiences with any religions you have been part of.

I'll start with some articles on Heaven's Gate since I got no experiences myself.

http://www.salon.com/2014/11/15/anatomy_of_a_mass_suicide_the_dark_twisted_story_behind_a_ufo_death_cult/

http://gizmodo.com/the-online-legacy-of-a-suicide-cult-and-the-webmasters-1617403237
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No. 178750

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These guys are not really a cult but they look like one. I'm gonna share because I think they are pretty cool:

What is the Centro Espirita Beneficente Uniao Do Vegetal (or UDV)?
The UDV is a Christian Spiritist religion that originated in Brazil and is now practiced by over 17,000 people in 6 countries. The UDV has received numerous civic awards for its community and environmental service and is recognized as a church under the laws of the United States.

Why the controversy?
The apparent controversy surrounding the UDV’s religious practice is the use of a sacramental tea with psychoactive properties that is received by church members as a form of communion within our religious services. The tea, called Hoasca, has been the subject of numerous scientific studies and found within the UDV’s circumscribed religious use to not be harmful to human health in any way.

http://udvusa.org

The Beneficent Spiritist Center União do Vegetal (Portuguese: Centro Espírita Beneficente União do Vegetal) (…) seeks to promote peace and to "work for the evolution of the human being in the sense of his or her spiritual development", as is written in its bylaws. The institution today has over 18,000 members, distributed among more than 200 local chapters located in all the states of Brazil, as well as in Peru, Australia, several countries in Europe, and the United States.

The translation of União do Vegetal is Union of the Plants referring to the sacrament of the UDV, Hoasca tea, also known as Ayahuasca. This beverage is made by boiling two plants, Mariri (Banisteriopsis caapi) and Chacrona (Psychotria viridis), both of which are native to the Amazon rainforest.

In its sessions, UDV members drink Hoasca Tea for the effect of mental concentration. In Brazil, the use of Hoasca in religious rituals was regulated by the Brazilian Federal Government's National Drug Policy Council on January 25, 2010. The policy established legal norms for the religious institutions that responsibly use this tea. The Supreme Court of the United States unanimously affirmed the UDV's right to use Hoasca tea in its religious sessions in the United States, in a decision published on February 21, 2006.
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No. 178758

some of my high school friends got into all that wicca crap with incense, crystals, tarot, astrology, etc.

it's not a cult really, but they do keep what goes on in their little meetings a dead secret.
got any experiences with it or know what they get up to?
like is it secret lesbian orgies and stuff?

No. 178759

>>178758
No, most likely not.

They're probably talking about ~spells, witchcraft~ and other crap. Wicca isn't really cult like.

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>>178758
wicca is a nature based religion with a god and goddess. when they do their coven meetings, skyclad or not, they're probably doing rituals to appease nature and their gods. then probably what >>178759 said; comparing notes, spells, talking about future gatherings/sabbats and drinking tea. Secrecy is power in most magic based religions, so being tight-lipped about things keeps their power theirs.

Also, while sex magic is definitely a thing in it, it's not something they would do every time, it would have to coincide with something or a specific goal.

http://spells-witchcraft.org/the-great-rite.htm
http://spells-witchcraft.org/wiccan-sex.htm for example, this shit.

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With the circle-jerk nature of most websites now a days, have there been any cults started recently on a blog, social media, or a forum?

>inb4 sjws or incels are a cult

I don't blame you for feeling this way. With how they attack anyone who question their beliefs. But let's keep on topic.



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No. 127718[Reply]

We've got plenty of underrated dudes on lolcow but are there any men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason? Men who are ugly, unattractive, average-looking, creepy, weird or just plain shameful? It doesn't have to be a big reason that you're ashamed, just say why.

Admit your thirst, farmers.
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No. 178507

>>128116
I'm so mad at this asshole. He fucking led my sister on and then totally ignored her. She was heart broken. He was obviously flirting and into her and even DM'd her and he blocked her from Twitter for no reason.

No. 178511

>>178497 he sort of reminds me of a g John Cleese

No. 178731

>>176176
tbh i want to be gangbanged by don, ted, roger, ken and pete circa 1970 when they all have those ridiculous mustaches

or just fuck don when he's been crying and stinks of whiskey

No. 178757

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He's a piece of shit and I hate him, but boy is fine af

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>>178757
Is that Assange? If so you get the medal for worst taste anon.

Snowden's kind of cute. Not attractive in any way but he has this nerdish charm.



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Questions for those with horrible parents:
Do you still have a relationship with them? Why or why not?
Do you get irrationally angry at people who agree with you when you're talking about how horrible they are?
Do you feel envious or resentful toward your friends with good parents?
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No. 178658

>>178657
forgot to properly greentext sry

No. 178698

>Do you still have a relationship with them? Why or why not?

I still have a relationship with my mom, she's very supportive and loving despite the physical and (mostly) emotional/psychological abuse she caused along with collaborating with my stepfather for said cause. Nowadays she's gotten (sorta) better after realizing how bad she treated me and understood the reason for my mental disorders…in her own way ("at least you didn't have it as bad as I did, my mom was way worse (physically) to me, big deal!"). As for my stepdad, he's an even bigger pos and a master manipulator; he deserves no relationship, only forgiveness as I no longer wish to carry hatred inside my heart. He never liked me because I wasn't his kid and forced my biological father to never contact with me due to jealousy towards my mom (to this day, I never spoke to my real father and don't really know who he really is) 20 years ago. He was also sexually abusive (molestation-wise) both physically and mentally to the point that I'm still scared of being completely alone with him and always keep my guard up. Most of the time I pretend he does not exist in my world (perception), it kinda helps.

>Do you get irrationally angry at people who agree with you when you're talking about how horrible they are?


When I first spilled the beans to my therapists about my home life I felt like I betrayed them, like I stabbed them in the back. I also get depressed after talking about what went/goes down between us whenever chances come up with said therapists.

Honestly, if it weren't for the constant triggers, flashbacks and nightmares of the abuse, I wouldn't even speak about it and pretend that it never happened like I used to do and attend therapy just so I can get medication and leave like I've done for the past three years (my mom forced me to go anyway, she saw something was mentally wrong with me and wanted to be fixed along with mooching off them).

Though I am very thankful for my current therapist, she helped me realize a lot!

>Do you feel envious or resentful toward your friends with good parents?


I was mostly recentful for the material things they had and wish I had all those things (Internet/MySpace, cellphones, iPods, etc…) except we could only afford cabPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

No. 178701

>>178698

Forgot to mention I've been seeing therapists for a very long time and I was ordered not to snitch on our home life so CPS/child services wouldn't come after our "perfect family".

I currently live with my parents despite my house being a huge PTSD trigger for me now but am working on it with my therapist.

No. 178724

Do you still have a relationship with them? Why or why not?

Yes, because neither one of us have a lot going on for us, and it has been drilled very deep in my head that as a "normal adult" and a daughter I need to help her out and I owe it to her. It's not so bad since I moved out though, dealing with her is only annoying now (no panic attacs anymore!)

Do you get irrationally angry at people who agree with you when you're talking about how horrible they are?

Only time I trusted an adult was When I was 10, I casually mentioned a relative about my suicide plans… No reaction. 10 years later she told me she had felt really bad for me because she knew how horrible my mom is. And that she's very happy that I finally got out of the situation. She was the only adult I trusted growing up and her attitude made it clear that I should never tell anyone about my struggles :/ Still bitter about that!

Do you feel envious or resentful toward your friends with good parents?

When I was younger, I thought that I had it worse than anybody I knew, but I didn't think it was so bad I could get help. I blame my mom for everything, I don't want to be negative towards anyone else lol. I don't know about anyones family life and I don't really even want to, since I try my hardest to get over my past. Too personal!

No. 178732

>Do you still have a relationship with them? Why or why not?
No, the short of it is that I'd never be able to be happy or live my own life if I did, and they don't deserve it anyways.

>Do you get irrationally angry at people who agree with you when you're talking about how horrible they are?

When I was younger and still living under their roof, yes sorta, it was conditional, now, no. I was all sorts of fucked up back then though. I understand the dynamics of abuse better now so I understand why I was that way even though I'm different now. I won't defend my mindset back then, but I know I was the way I was because I was doing my best to cope with and survive a shitty situation.

>Do you feel envious or resentful toward your friends with good parents?

A little bit, but in the same way I'm envious of naturally beautiful people or very rich people, I don't let it take over my life or ruin relationships or anything.



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No. 124212[Reply]

Any of you guys suffering from anything? because I am.
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No. 178706

>>178689
If it's a chill job, then it could potentially help with your depression! Sometimes the act of having some obligations/a reason to do stuff/a reason to shower, can totally help.

What modality of therapy are you in? Personally, I think CBT is extremely helpful for depressed people. (Diagnosed with severe and chronic depression, dysthymia, and ADD).

No. 178707

>>178706
oops apologies for the double post, I meant to add that therapy has been helping me cope with the depression really well, so perhaps it can help you?

Good luck Anon, I'm really rooting for you. I hope you'll be able to find social support and that your depression can at least become more bearable.

No. 178712

>>178706
>>178707
Thanks, anon. I appreciate the kind words. Whatever job I get is going to be a shitty entry level one, probably at some place like Walmart or Home Depot. Hope you're right about having obligations. That's how I'm going to try to approach it anyway.

I'm seeing a therapist who does CBT and DBT. She's not the first therapist I've seen though for CBT, but unfortunately therapy doesn't seem to help much.

No. 178714

>>178712
Different anon but I'm really rooting for you too and seconding what anon said about routine.
I don't know if this will be relevant to you but please try to just treat it like grinding in an rpg, if it's not working great at first then it's not the end of the world. There are so many different people in the service/retail industry that they will have seen someone inexperienced/shy/sad than you before and will again!

I was depressed and NEET for 2 years and my first job after that was such a shock because I wasn't used to it. They didn't keep me on for probation and at the time this made me feel like such a failure, but the fact I'd held it down that long proved I was at least partially capable of being showered and getting to work daily. That helped me feel more relaxed in the next place I worked, I haven't been let go since and I'm now self sufficient and doing much better. CBT, particularly the cheesy stuff where you talk to yourself and list all the things you actually HAVE achieved that day, really helped too.

No. 178715

>>178714
Thanks a bunch for your support too. It's reassuring to hear from someone who had to deal with a similar situation.

How did you deal with feeling like a failure at work? I imagine I'll feel that way too plus some because I have social anxiety and feel like I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb. Not to mention I'm a minority in the new town I moved to (like 3 whites for every 20 black people) and worry people are going to hate me or judge me right off the bat.



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No. 137361[Reply]

This is a thread for females seeking female friends.

If you see a male post in this thread, report them then ignore their post. No need to point it out or reply.

Please include the following info in your post:

> Your age

> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.
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>>Anyone interested in having a buddy to discuss dieting in a healthy way? Keep each other motivated and on track?

Preferably a beginner like me. If you want to lose a small amount of weight I may not be the person you're looking for.
I decided to make a big change this year and stop being a fatty since I've been one for a few years. I've lost almost 5kg since Jan 1st; I'm now attending a gym and changing shitty habits.
I'm on lithium (which allegedly makes you put on weight) and on an antidepressant, but even if that has anything to do with my weight gain, the biggest fault was definitely junk food.
I want to lose more 15kg (or even more) this year.

I will be honest and say I don't have much free time to REALLY befriend someone and talk about life and stuff every single day (I'm a teacher and I'm always in class lol either studying or teaching!), but I want to give it a try. Maybe we can connect somehow – I love listening to people and even though I'm currently a normie, I was a NEET for two years in the past, so I can understand your pain if that's your current situation. And if you're not, that's great and we'll probably find things in common.

I can't promise we will develop a strong bond or anything right away due to my schedule, but I will try to make time if necessary!

My preferred age range for a friend would be 20-28 (I'm 24), but it's all good if you're 18 or older, as long as you're not an immature jerk 24/7.

I love drawing/painting, cats, 90's anime and horror movies. I like talking about hair and skin care.
I don't play any games but the occasional Mario Kart lol.
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No. 178154

> Your age
21
> Preferred age range for friends
18 to 30, I guess. It's not a big deal to me.
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
I was a NEET for 4 years until the past fall. Now I'm a freshman in college and despite my best efforts it's pretty hard to befriend classmates when they're not even 18 most of the time. I'm into PC video games (FotM mmos, multiplayer steam games, rpgs, mostly), music (rap for the most part but also some lowfi and generally weird stuff), all kinds of movies but especially dramas and films about school shootings. I really love dogs and tattoos and occult things. I'm learning Russian very (very) slowly. Uh, I'm trying to start doing zumba. I also love VtM but I've never played.
I'm looking for people to play games with (or stream singleplayer games to/for each other - collaborating on puzzle games or something like that), watch movies with, talk to, or otherwise share our shared interests.
> Contact info
Discord: corpse wife #8262
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
Ohio, english only sorry.
I'd be down to meet up irl after talking for awhile.

No. 178157

>Age
25

>Preferred friends age-range

18+

>Hobbies, interests, etc…

I love art: I love to draw, paint, sculpt and sing; I'm into anime and Japanese culture; I like all kinds of music, though I mostly lean towards rock/metal; Apple products, I'm a huge fan of makeup though I don't wear it as much as I would like (due to laziness mostly); I love fashion and anything colorful, classy and elegant yet my style of dress is pretty much "hipster goth"; Starbucks is life; I love to explore new places and different cities, I pretty much want to be outside of my comfort zone for awhile.

>Why are you looking for friends?

It gets lonely and boring being an introvert at times and want to hang with those who are like-minded and intelligent. I have irl friends but I don't get to see them as much as I want bc they have a life of their own and some live in different cities. The only time I have convos with others is here in lolcow. Oh and no (to guys), I won't go out with you, fuck off!

>Relevant details

I live in east Texas, my time zone is central and I live in a town that recently surpassed Chicago as the third largest U.S city.

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No. 178671

> Age 18
> Anyone 18 - 30
> Im a hobby artist & I spend way too much time shiny hunting. I really like cute dress up games like Line Play & GaiaOnline. I speak both Spanish & English. Currently learning German. Id like to make more internet friends lol
> kik: bluapricot

No. 178709

> Your age
27

> Preferred age range for friends

Mid-twenties and up, or if you think we jive, shoot a message anyways please.

> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends

hobbies: anime/manga (really into YoI rn, but also Osomatsu San, JoJo, Gintama, Orange, Honey and Clover, Tanemura Arina's mangas, Makoto Shinkai Movies, and am willing to watch/read a lot of things), gyaru (Lis Lisa, Ank Rouge, Royal Party, Dazzlin etc) but clearly phasing it out to a more mature style, video games (LoL, Tree of Savior [not cap tho], RPGs, otome games), shopping, travelling, volunteering with animals or differently needs people, dogs, karaoke, animals, and generally being a salty bitch

Interests: being real, definitely people would find me to be a "SJW" but I want to believe I can have a slightly more nuanced opinion and am willing to hear people out as long as it doesnt become a clown fiesta
>yeah Im a social science major LUUL
but i also enjoy being an onlooker of dramu, talking shit, and being petty. there's lots of ways to make fun of people and be a bitch without -isms imo

just looking for some cool people to talk to that also dont mind if I disappear off the face of the earth for months at a time

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