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Helo my name is Magicka Septim my birthday is 1E 420 and I’m the daughter of Talos im also a werewolf and a vampire but im a nice person too and im really dark and mysterious nobody knows much about me and im part khajiit but i hide my tail
My dad Talos died (or so they say) and my mom got captured by Molag Bal so now im on a quest to rescue her so she can reveal that im the chosen one and show me how to save the world
Also i only wear black because its dark like my soul which is actually the soul of an archangel from another dimension
im the first person to understand the second part of CHIM that nobody ever noticed before but i don’t use it because its too powerful for this world
also my best friend is a dragon called Alduin but hes not the real Alduin he just likes to be called that and he likes to eat tomatoes because hes a vegetarian but he likes the look of blood stains on his teeth because hes edgy and tomatoes kind of do that
my mentor (the last of the Aylieds) died protecting me and i had to go on without him and then i went on a revenge driven quest to kill the one who ended his life but i lost because they had more CHIM than i did and my arm got chopped off and it was replaced with dwemertech so now i have a dwemer arm cannon and its a really quiet cannon that i can use to make stealthy explosionsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.