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No. 854869[Reply]

Ask random questions, let anons below reply to them.
>What's your favorite fruit?
The anon below will reply with
>Who was your rolemodel growing up?
Have fun.
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No. 1044249

The only sexy bald guy in this gay earth is Dr Steel, i don't know why is this even a discussion smh

No. 1044254

*this is even

No. 1044606

Would you rather date somebody dumber than you or smarter than you?

No. 1044607

Who could be smarter than me?

No. 1044625

Dumber, because smarter person would make me feel bad about being dumb myself. I want a chill, dumb life

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No. 236372[Reply]

What kind of foods do you have cravings for?
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No. 1043680

Nta but it's jjajangmyeon, Korean black bean paste noodles. You'll want to go to a Korean grocery and look for chunjang! Now I'm craving some, anons…

No. 1044524

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I am weirdly hungry right now, I'd love some grilled mochi with cheese and mitarashi dango as dessert.

No. 1044552

that's it i'm making some, you inspired me, i have never had them but do have sticky rice flour or whatever

No. 1044559

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Enjoy, nona! Good luck making it!

No. 1044680

fuck that's good. not too sweet and the texture's really satisfying. i just forgot to toast them !

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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 1039452

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I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I go to work, I go to school, but when I come home, I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I spend Christmas with my family and stare blankly out the window as my siblings unwrap their presents because I can’t wait to get home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. Sometimes I throw wild Great Gatsby esque parties where I hover over my guests from the second floor and while I enjoy the lifestyle, I’m burdened by a profound loneliness because all I’m really thinking about is fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love it so much that every second I spend not fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls I’m having American Psycho esque daydreams where I brutally slaughter my corporate competitors because I yearn for an escape from backhanded platitudes and my own catharsis-less sociopathic tendencies that capitalist America has forced upon me. Also because I am desperate to go home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls.

No. 1042125

I want to study at a British university. I will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. I would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. I'll have fish and chips every day that's worth 5 quid. I would eat curry takeout and bring it home and everyone would cheer "lov a good correh!" I would go to gaff parties every night. I am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen. God I want to be British. I'd actually be considered attractive over there too

No. 1042142

Husbando thread in /m/ I think.

No. 1042452

Dont judge me noonas

>i go through some things

>decide i need someone to vent too and tell everything to
>decide to create a imaginary friend
>immediately that night i have a dream about a guy trying to drown me by driving our car underwater.
>totally forget that i tried to create a imaginary friend
>a couple of days go by.
>me waking up in my dark room, feel like somebody is putting pressure on my hips, i actually think this is one of my siblings at first so i call out their name and nothing happens, after a minute i get so freaked and jump out and turn the lights on.
>see that there is nothing in my room
>a day after my closet randomly opens for no reason
>for some reason i dont care and ignore it
>nothing happens after that
>a week goes by and my retarded ass finally realizes that i tried to create a imaginary friend and that's why those things happened.

No. 1044435

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Shut the fuck up anon, better yet why don't you post a link to your soundcloud? She has had over 300 songs leak from before she worked with any songwriters at all and you can literally hear the progression and improvement over the years, and she's constantly reworking and reusing melodies from earlier in her career. Whether you like her lyrics or not if you read her old stuff you can't deny that she has been thematically consistent for years and spent a lot of time working and refining her writing and art form. Best of luck with the furry porn and spending your time posting on lolcow.

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No. 913463[Reply]

Or favorite song. What does it mean to you? Why is it memorable? What made it stick with you?

First thread >>>/ot/660956
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No. 1044059

We're soooooaaarin', flyyyyyyin', there's not a star in heaven that we can't reaaaach




No. 1044060

Switch my, switch my attitude
I'm so, I'm so radical
All these people mad at dude
This for who it matter to
What if Eve made apple juice?
You gon' do what Adam do?
Or say, "Baby, let's put this back on the tree"
'Cause we have everything we need (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

No. 1044194

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All we are is all that love brings
We spin as the highest star spins
We get hearts on fire and in love
And sometimes we're too blind to see

And I know now that love sometimes stings
When you're waiting for a telephone ring
And you feel like a lone star spinning
That you might as well give up burning

Don't ask me if I'm still in love
I'm hit by this love song I sing
Cause you made me feel
Such a long way away

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No. 1044402

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I'm so good at crashing in
Making sparks and shit, but then
I'm a bad, I'm a bad, I'm a bad friend
So don't ask me where I've been
Been avoiding everything
'Cause I'm a bad, I'm a bad, I'm a bad friend
I'm a bad friend, yeah

Guess we fell out, what was that all about?
Maybe I overreacted, well, maybe you shouldn't have…
God, it's insane how things can change like that
Don't even know where you are
What you do and who you do it with

No. 1044411

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Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me?
Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
Pointing fingers 'cause you'll never take the blame like me?

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No. 1044304[Reply]

I know this is off topic, but srsly, let's talk about this Isaac Guest fellow. Internet famous extraordinaire.

He seems like he loves attention. We love to give people the attention they deserve. <3
This gratuitous fat ass would make a better dump truck than an entertainment medium for the hapless masses. Speaking of masses. He IS a land mass. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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No. 204455[Reply]

ITT we discuss our times having unhealthy obsessions with people. It can be any kind of obsession; romantic, hateful, wanting to wear their skin, etc.

I have an extreme tendency to cyber stalk girls I strongly dislike. The first girl I did this with was my ex best friend as a teenager. I actually found her tumblr recently and she had a few posts that seemed to be referencing me, even though it had been many years since I last contacted her.

There's been a few other girls I watch a lot online. Usually when one enters my interest, they stay there for a really long time until they start to bore me. I stalked the previously mentioned girl for 11 years and there's one who I have been for 7. Everyone else is much more recent, though.

I also stalk a few social media "influencers". It always starts out with me liking them too much and concocting this bizarre narrative of how we would be friends, but then as time goes by I start to dislike them quite a bit. I compete with them, at least in my head. With a couple of them, it's gotten so extreme that I'll have brief delusional episodes where I forget I'm not actually in their social sphere and they have no idea I even exist.
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No. 1043109

When I was 13 I became obsessed with Heath Ledger, I think mostly because he was hot and I was on the edge of puberty.
But anyway, I got pretty weird with this obsession, and I became convinced that on the eve of my 28th birthday (because he died when he was 28, do you get it guys I'm so deep) I'd see his ghost or some shit.
I'm now 24, and although I have obviously grown out of this schizo behaviour, I'd be lying if I said a part of me isn't still anticipating turning 28 for this reason. Maybe I'll do a Heath Ledger movie marathon that night or something.

No. 1043317

Kek, this ausfag is praying for you to get your wish anon. Manifesting/summonig ghost Heath for you.

No. 1043542

please tell us more we need to know more just make a thread anywhere on any website
like why did he stop talking to you and also are you still trying to fuck him

No. 1043646

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fellow ausfag manifesting heath for you
him and micahel hutchence (picrel, story is wild aka he killed himself not auto-erotic)
michael I'll forever love though he died forever ago, heath I feel like I gotta head to the tinfoil thread for that one
RIP aussie kings, scrotes or not

No. 1044086

Kind of obsessed with a guy i know since the first grade, had a crush on him during that time but it was nothing out of the ordinary.

We ended up going to the same highschool and i guess my brain was so fried from being a weeb and all of my friends going to different schools that i started getting obsessive with him, followed him, stalked what little social media he had, noted his schedule and was generally a pathetic creep.

We started becoming closer after i tried to let go of him and then i moved away. Despite getting a bf and living far away i would still think of him sometimes and hope that we would see each other again.

6 years later we ended up in a group call started by ex elementary classmates, after everyone left the call only both of us remained and we chat for a bit, few days later we had another chat and it was fun but i don't wanna be a retarded stalker my whole life so i never made an effort to reach back to him.

Almost a year later he sent me a message again saying that he couldn't help but think about me, made me wonder if he also feels something for me, but i held back the urge and just had a normal chat.

almost a year and we haven't talked since, still got his number and vice versa. A part of me wants to actually try out something, I get dreams about him every once in awhile, but I have a bf currently who I love very much and my obsession over this other guy is probably just mental illness so I won't.

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No. 962609[Reply]

A thread for all muricans and burgers to unite. Discuss all kinds of american shit (no politics/racebaiting please I don’t want this taken down)
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No. 1043981

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THIS is the best fast food chain anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know how to eat food

No. 1043992

Why is he making that face, did he get his cock righteously stomped on

No. 1044001

PFAHAHAHAH, here comes the american psycho table talk. kajit'kistan, everyone

No. 1044015

they mixed Kazakhistan and Tajikistan together lmao

No. 1044018

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Don't disrespect my country

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No. 800151[Reply]

Thread for the admiration of felines.

Because everybody wants to be a cat.
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No. 1043973

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I agree but I also think it's case to case. My boy Q was given to me as a birthday gift by some unhinged moid who carried him around in his coat all night while he was on MDMA. He was feeding him dog kibble and had no water for him. I called my dad and he said no but I wasn't about to leave this cat with this shitty drug addict, so I took him home anyway. My dad was fucking furious and I'm actually terrified of my dad, but I insisted I would find a way to pay for him and I did. I made him a Facebook page and a really nice lady that liked his page helped me organize a fund raiser and we got him his shots and got him fixed and I got a job soon after to pay for his food and whatnot.
Here is a picture of baby Q on his very first day with me, we rode the bus together and he slept in my coat while I stoked his tiny head. I remember singing to him and crying because he was the most precious thing I'd ever seen.

No. 1043977

What a CUTE

No. 1043984

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This is a cat from my grandma's neighbor, he is so adorable he held my hand here.
Adorable, he looks like a felt toy

No. 1044002

Oh btw, in true "dad said no but now look at him" fashion, my dad bonded with Q more than anyone in the house, even me. I was working a lot and my dad was home 24/7 so they became best buddies. He wasn't a lap cat, except for my dad, they would sit and cuddle for hours. When Q passed away my dad said he had a dream that Q had come to him and sat on the end of his bed purring, like he was saying goodbye.

No. 1045176

aaw anon that's such a sad but sweet precious story ngl

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No. 1013176[Reply]

Have you found out that if you express anything about a cow inside their thread you get banned or dunked on? Well this is the thread for you!

Do you want to rant about how much you hate a cow without disprupting the thread? Go ahead!
Do you want to sympathize with the cow and talk about how it's not too late to change? Do it sister!
Do you want to talk about your life (blogpost) and compare it to the cow in question? Here's the place?
Express yourself etc. Have fun!

Post your pessimistic, optimistic, negative, controversial, rude, or relatable takes.

(Also this is not a thread to complain about threads, bans, or mods, do that on /meta/. However you can complain about the fanbase of the cow or the people who dislike the cow here.)

Previous thread: >>>/ot/924393
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No. 1043561

Sorry nonna but you just sound insecure. Wear whatever the fuck you want if it makes you happy, doesn't cost you your job and if it's your size.

No. 1043594

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It's not insecurity, it's self awareness. I know feminism and love yourself and fatties can wear crop tops and blah blah but these flakes/cows goals is to gain popularity and followers yet they're doing the opposite of what they should. I forgot Lovely Lor too, that manfaced gorl needs to L-E-T G-O.

No. 1043953

While I agree with you that they should accept it won't be their way to getting famous, life is too short to not wear the clothes you like

No. 1044526

With the aforementioned cows I don’t think it’s just about wearing what they like; they’re stuck on aesthetics that first got them attention at younger ages.

No. 1044845

ayrt, and that's a good point

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No. 969959[Reply]

Ja jatkuu!

Edellinen >>>/ot/737511

>OP kuva on paska

Tehkää seuraavalla kerralla parempi
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No. 1043957

Isa ja muutamat muut kannattaa vaan transnaisii ketkä on heitä itseään rumempii. Mona Bling ei olis läheskään yht suosittu jos hän olis oikeesti naisellisen kaunis

No. 1044784

Isa jos ja kun luet tätä: me tuetaan sua jos peakening tapahtuu.

Isan glow up 22 ?

No. 1044811

Lopettakaa sen reddit spacingin kanssa. Tässä kohta itsekin muuttuu uushomoksi..

No. 1044836

Isa alkaa antamaan entistä enemmän piilopeakkaustuntemuksia. Hyvä vaan, toivottavasti näin käy.

ei toi oo reddit spacing, toi on ihan normaali kappalejako

No. 1044859

toi sun iniseminen on paljon ärsyttävämpää

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