/ot/ - off-topic

Cross posted from dumbass shit: how bad would I look if I got offered (and accepted) a position in a company, but asked if I could apply to a different position within the same department?

Some background: I saw an advertisement for the job right after I accepted the one I originally applied for, and HR has already sent me the onboarding documentation to fill out. Would I seem like a jackass if I asked if I could interview for the new job? It's so much more in line with my career plan and I only accepted the previous position so I might stand a chance of transferring to it later on. Why couldn't I just have waited a while longer fml I have the WORST timing…wwyd, /ot/?

>>785265
Funny but rude, don’t listen to her op, I would buy the nuka cola idea one it sounds like it smells nice. Plus independently made perfumes are usually less harsh on the skin than commercial brands, there are lots of women and otherwise who wear perfume and have sensitive skin. Don’t lose hope! >>742132

>>785677
Ask as soon as you can if it's alright to change, worst case scenario they say "no" and you still keep your new position. They won't have a lower opinion of you just because you're looking for the best available position

>>785582
Depends on your living situation and how much you care about being poor. 16 to live with roommates and be okay, 18 to live alone and be okay to possibly struggling depending on rent, 20+ to be loving alone and comfortable

I got laid-off in December and have been applying to well over the amount of jobs needed to be eligible for unemployment.

The jobs where I have to do multiple rounds of interviews and end up getting rejected after interview 3 hurt so much… It feels like I wasted so much time for a "we don't want you, actually."

>tfw this has happened to me 3 times in the past 2 months

>>785961
Congrats!

>>785799
I did not have a nightmare, I had some nonsensical dreams including singing holy diver (otyg version) and everyone admiring me, and being a wizard and holding a gold, silver and bronze disk and my nemesis wizard having them too, and if we had more than one disk of the same material, they would annihilate and explode so he was chasing me around trying to explode me. And I died in the end but it wasn't scary.

>>785940
cycle path anon is dat u?

Will I pass the course

alright sanic give it to me straight do i have a chance

I went to the market and bought all the yummy stuff I'm craving. I can't wait till I break my fast and enjoy them. Life is good.

>>784287
Yes, I would ask for her pawtograph

my grandma paid off my mother's £8,110 ($12k) debt to me, so now she doesnt have to work 14 hour days to try and pay me back.

i just got a job for £20.60 an hour teaching swimming at a private school.

>inb4 i fail my PGCE and bf leaves me for ugloid ex gf which will defintiely never happen cuz im a big girl n i got this!!!

>>785476
cute

partner and i said "i love you" for the first time months ago but every time it still makes me so happy! today they said "i love you" and kissed my forehead before they left n im still smiling

>>785874
Cute!

>>785747
lol nerd

>>785772
hahaha
yeah

>>785690
I hate that it was megamind

>>785834
But megamind isn't tall nonny

>>785732
This was a good one. I buckled down and got all my homework done during the day instead of pulling an allnighter.

I genuinely believe that Trump is mentally retarded. Like 100% autistic. He just constantly has people around him to cover it up or handle everything.

>>785127
he's an autistic narcissist, no doubt.

>>784613
I think that there's one attempting to advertise for revenue, specifically the one that posts links, and any of the others are below 4chan teir angry pedos posting just to upset people
obviously any of them are going to use at least one good vpn, so the mods can't block them permanently

>>784680
Aren’t DARPA the people that supposedly change the weather and make natural disasters like the Japan tsunami happen? Holy shit, I do wonder what they have in store for us.

>>785151
>advertise for revenue
that's so fucked up though hasn't anyone reported his links?

Mukbangs are gross but I wish that were me rn

>>785590
>ruins the first bite of fish by dousing it in chili sauce
I know he's korean but jfc, imagine not wanting to taste fresh fish on its own first.

>>785590
imagine the smell…

I’m trying to cut out meat completely so I can be a vegetarian but every week or so I crave BBQ wings like crazy. Sometimes I resist the temptation, sometimes I don’t.

>>785631
Have you tried any meat replacements for it? I used to do cauliflower wings when I first went vegetarian, but now I've moved on to seitan, TVP highly recommend. TVP is so fuckin good, and those Gardien orange chicken pieces when I'm craving bbq

>>785138
I'm so jelly, seriously good for you though. You are living the dream

I'm grateful for my boyfriend. My car broke down today at a busy intersection, literally dead stopped. I eventually got it on enough to get to the nearby autshop (small town so it was like less than half a mile) but it drove like hell the whole way. I was near his house and texted him telling him to meet me at the shop cause I needed a ride, and he immediately was there for me and took me out to get lunch and some dessert for me and my family before dropping me at home. He always comes to help me when I need him and goes the extra mile to make me feel better with gestures like buying my lunch or getting me flowers and a card. I love him very much.

>>785181
That’s very cute. I hope your car is okay.

im grateful for my best friends. i saw a close friend yesterday after not seeing her since like a month or two. we are 22. she plays among us cause she love videogames for her phone. i joke about it a lot and she doesnt mind. so, i bought her an among us plushie in her favorite color. then she's like "i also got you something!"

my girls… she bought me a buttplug. she's insane, i love her. im grateful for her friendship and the buttplug for sure

>>785138
Wow, did I write this? Nice. Happy for you!

what do u think the penis size of a man who wears 48(eu)/15(us) shoes is? he's approximately 190cm/ 6'2, i met this guy today, came back home just now and immediately started masturbating i'm hoping he has a massive cock

>>784841
This shit is the Human Centipede of copypastas. Totally unnecessary.

>>784941
Height and shoe size doesn't determine dick size

>>784941
>>785059
yes the question is did you get a glimpse of whether he's got bulge or not

apologies in advance

I'm smoking weed and I feel nostalgia. Tw for autism
When I was 11-12 I belonged to a community of The Lion King fans. We were all incredibly autistic, making lion OCs on deviantart and writing fanfiction. At one point I had The Lion King x Naruto fanfic and it was literally one of the most autistic and cringe things I can think of. Also, I pretended to be a boy because I struggled with my attraction to girls and I thought that in order to hit on other girls I had to be a boy (later on I started to "identify" as a boy anyway), and, not gonna lie, I enjoyed the attention girls were giving me; there were only 3 guys among us; one is an openly gay man now, the other I know nothing about except "he" had a cringe japanese name, and the third "guy" was me. I was the most popular and my OC, which I drew myself, was the sexiest (btw the quality of our art was quite good, sure, we were no OmegaLioness or DolphyDolphiana, but for a bunch of 11-14 year olds drawing in MS Paint and PS we were quite good). At my peak I had like 14 different girls crushing on me. There was this girl who was older than me, she was the biggest Stacy in our community; she had the best art, the most popular fanfic and OC, the biggest amount of friends. She "dated" the guy with a cringe japanese name. But then we started exchanging personal messages and she fell for me. At first we were a couple only in rp, but then it turned into an actual internet relationship. I felt like an asshole for lying to her about being a boy irl, but I couldn't help it, I had a crush on her, I wrote her poems, I thought about her every day at school and I couldn't wait to talk to her again. It lasted almost a year. I was retarded enough to have two accounts on the messaging platform we were all using, one for actual me, and one for my male self, and before all that male-larping started, I interacted with community as a girl for a while, and she happened to have my first account on her contact list. So one day I accidentally put a status that was associated with my male OC on my orginal account, and she saw that before I managed to delete it. She then checked my IP and of course she found out both accounts have the same one. So she writes to me and screams what the fuck. I start to panic and I tell her I have a sister who's also roleplaying and we use the same pc and I just opened her account by accidPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Is this some sort of scheme to determine how many posters are active on lolcow at any given time

>>780406
I take ONE day off a week, really, 21 hours a week this place is without my nitpicking everything, and you bring a cow into the office!? You’re a genius, she can start shadowing you tomorrow. It’s about time we hired someone fun around here.

After a stressing week it's good to clock in while I sip a beer.

do I still have to clock in if I'm salaried?

Forgot to clock in boss lady, pls don't fire me.

>>784082
is the one on the bottom left seriously calling her kids "mini me" and "little me"? narc alert

>>784082
Imagine thinking being a less than mediocre parent is worthy of praise. And bragging about it on social media. This is a new low.

>>783291
So, they insist it's not a fetish, but at the same time, if you ban porn, you're harming them "the most"? Hmm.

This is a bit old but Turkish men have announced that (12 April) as the international rape and femicide day as a "dark humor joke". Every 4 hours a woman in Turkey experiences rape or male violence. Our lives and our pain is not your joke.

>>785132
>>785132

Men truly are a disease.