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No. 489135[Reply]

Not trying to vent? Not annoyed? Not asking a dumb question? Post it here.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/477987
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No. 499905

We don't get that brand over here unfortunately. It was a choice between betty, a local brand I've had bad luck with before and the supermarket's own brand. I just looked at the recipe I used to make regularly and it looks a lot easier than I remember so I might try making that one in a few days. I was a teenager and only learning to cook back then so that's probably why I remember it being difficult.

No. 499912

When baking with brownie mixes I've found that it's often better to double the recipe and use two boxes if the pan is too big.

No. 499917

i ordered a pizza earlier in the evening as a little nye snack bUT IT WAS AWFUL? The sauce was so watery and wet, the ham was so fucking salty and there was barely any cheese. I am still annoyed, 8/10 I order a margarita so of course this happens.

No. 499918


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No. 499971

This is ridiculous.
I tried doing some kind of Destiny adventure and it just turned into sex with the Drifter.
This poor neural network.

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No. 499396[Reply]

Post memories, images, and recollections of things that remind you of growing up.
Early internet culture stuff too

No. 499405

Good op image. Jean Ensemble was fuckin best

No. 499417

Moved to >>>/m/69930.

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No. 219025[Reply]

whats your personality type?
whats your zodiac sign?
what type/sign do u like and dislike the most?

>INTJ Edgelord

>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie

MBTI tests
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No. 498410

Socionics are a mess and every person who's into psychology said it's not reliable

No. 499378

I’m INFP Taurus with Pisces ascendant. I’m super sensitive, shy and cry easily. I cry way too much, at movies and books, and in real life situations such as getting ignored by people who think you’re trash. I’m intuitive and I just know when someone disapproves of me out of prejudice and it makes me so sad I get teary-eyes. At least I still have a type of childlike wonder of the world and marvel at the most mundane things in their beauty, like frost on grass, dew drops on flowers, and cobwebs in attic corners.

My boyfriend is INFJ Libra with Sagittarius ascendent. I wonder if we’re compatible? He’s a truly genuine good person and is an old soul. He’s selfless and not self absorbed and always tries to do the right thing. People confide in him. He’s a very private person. He’s intellectual and creative.

These are just general traits that I can pull off the top of my head without going too deep into astrology and MBTI rabbit holes and depending on them for descriptors

No. 499379

I forgot to add my Sun is in Taurus and my moon is in Pisces, whatever that means. Well, I guess I’m truly a space cadet.

No. 499628

Makes sense… dang that's kind of sad

No. 515975

Do you genuinely think this is accurate? Or is it just for fun?

anyways. The farmhands have been deleting my posts for a while now.


nice comeback. man /m/ and /g/ are truly fucked.

funny that you call me a radfem when i just point out the lolis and the ddlg shit

>gang bang doujins
totally not a male. this couldn't be more obvious
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No. 251022[Reply]

I don't know if this is the place for such a thread or if this thread is even allowed, but I'm curious. Did anyone here ever follow the "glamfur" craze in the early 2000s that was all over the place on deviantart and such? I loved the characters as a teen and the drama was always out there for everyone to see and constant, it was hilarious.

I have tons of pics from that era if anyone is interested.
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No. 478716

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I get the feeling we should know who this is?

No. 478770

never seen them but they are definitely lifting off kur and leelee's old styles

No. 479017

don't know who they are exactly but
they're mutuals on twitter along with others in their circle (zero and silvertiger)
so the rip is intentional

No. 499207


Hayyyyy, Hi*C/Dana Copes here.

The drama was that I was obsessed with JiSuk, and Roux hated it, because JiSuk basically treated me like garbage and catfished me before cat fishing had a name.
So, Hilary would retaliate with pics like this bc she and I both had a viciously dark sense of humor back then.
It was never intended to be taken super seriously, but I can understand how it could be, taken out of context.
JiSuk was bewildered, but ultimately, unmoved by such depictions.

Dang ;_; I'm sorry I came across that way, ya'll.

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No. 514440

i am pretty sure i don't have that pic but i'll check my archive (thread op here)
thanks for explaining some things!

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No. 414947[Reply]

Did your favorite cow vanished from the face of the internet?
Or maybe her milk just dried up?

Vent here about your favorite (ex?) cows, throw some tinfoils around of where they are and why they disappeared, if they'll make a comeback or not, who's the next missing cow, the likes.

Examples: Our queen Pixy, Felice Fawn, Kaka, Orange Citrus, Ashley Isaacs, Bunny Alexander, Ashe (the skin bleaching chick), Ahripop,Charms, so on and so forth.
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No. 498928

I miss Nicole Dollanganger even though there never was much milk to begin with aside from her being your typical tumblr edgelord posting CP and gore and making crappy music about her trauma and ED. The threads were fun to read though even though they devolved into the same old nitpicking over the slightest bit of nonexistens weight gain.

No. 498969

lol i remember seeing Saxy at a Kyary concert in NYC after reading about her drama on lolcow. it was surreal. good on her for losing weight, though. she was an absolute behemoth.

No. 499140

Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but I always found Ember Whann's selfposting hilarious. This is one of the first results when you google her name

No. 499141

omg same anon
I miss good ol' proana milk days

No. 499173

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Oh man, she went from poor ana "spoop" to being a wannabe thot. When you google her name it shows a lot of "cheater/homewrecker" sites whatever they are

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No. 498544[Reply]

I guess I have to post the responses here…

"If you have nothing to lose since you hate yourself, why not reach out and apologize u tard? It seems like you’re addicted to self pity instead, no sympathy from me. Act on what you want for your life instead of writing this sad wall of text. Best regards. "

…this person didn't get it.

It's a fantasy.

There never was ever a real reason… my fantasy… my imagined salvation is a reality where fantasy exists… that was my ability as a God… I was the God of fantasy… before I became the God of your demons.

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No. 498673

Oh I get this thread now. You guys are just on a shitload of drugs. Have fun then.

No. 498676

that's onision too. still trying to lay groundwork for his 'i'm crazy' defense.

No. 498678

Based psycho farmer

No. 498696


Oh I'm not crazy, I'm a writer… wait… those might be the same thing. ponders

Usually I do my "weedstorming" here…


But over there I get pestered with questions about animoo 'n shit. Animoo shit should go in here…


…or go pester Metokur. That's his new "weatherman" angle apparently.

My new angle is seeing how far I can push YouTube's ToS until they ban me outright…
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Ooh, just noticed this bit from YouTube… damn! Now that's some good stuff! I think I'll use some of that for the plot of God Complex. Or maybe even just for a stand alone short story project.

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No. 453716[Reply]

Past thread: >>392418
Point and laugh at fucktarded fetishes. The more unusual and bizarre the better.
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No. 498296

I’m assuming scat anon actually has a humiliation fetish and getting told to kill himself gets his rocks off

No. 498307

>petplay is gross but poop is awesome

Nice shitposting anon. (get it, shitposting)

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No. 498366

>What's so wrong with that?
Um, everything?

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No. 497992[Reply]

does anyone else spend the holidays alone because you can't stand to be around family members?
this is my first year going it alone and I'm interested to know if anyone else is in the same boat
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No. 498161

It was always this >>498109 for me. Sincey grandma died, I haven't been back. I don't give a shit about the rest of the family, I only ever went for her. Now, I prefer to spend Christmas by myself.

No. 498175

I'm spending it alone too OP. Kind of twofold reasons for me. Narcissist mom & co. are cut from contact with me. I even told my stepdad that I don't want her "gifts" this year which are usually dollar store bargain bin junk that I'm supposed to show endless gratitude for. I know what would have happened had I taken them. She'd stamped her feet demanding I break my no contact to thank her for them, just like the stunt she tried to pull on my birthday this year. I don't accept anything from her anymore, they're traps. It's a relief knowing I don't have to suffer another holiday with her again unless it's on my terms.

Unfortunately I also caught the flu. So I couldn't spend time visiting my stepdad's side of the family who I generally view as good people. I gave my stepdad their gifts and he's not due to return until late tonight. I still need to wrap his gifts before he gets here but this flu has made me really unmotivated.

It's not my first Christmas alone technically, but it's my first that I've spent super ill. I don't think I've had the flu as an adult before, it really sucks. Every year I always cook seafood and a prime rib, but I'm pretty put off from food. Even if I could hold it down, I can't taste or smell anything which makes it pointless. This is day number five without food. All around it's kind of a bad time for me this year.

No. 498180

op here!
thanks for all the stories
makes me feel less alone I guess.
I talked to my parents on the phone twice today. I really love my parents but I refused to go home this year because of my older brothers.
two adults in their 30's who still rely on mummy and daddy for everything and have absolutely no appreciation for what they do. my dad is in his 60's and he gets attacked and harassed by my brothers.
when I told my brother I wouldn't be coming home for xmas this year he threatened to go into my workplace and say shit about me to get me fired.
it's really sad because if they weren't there I'd have amazing christmas' with my parents

No. 498190

Your brothers sound like psychos, sorry you have to deal with that anon but you definitely made the right call. Makes me wish your parents would put their foot down towards them.

No. 498205

Try to get some soup down anon, you need to eat something to get better, but also when you're better you can buy up all the fish and meat at a sale price after Christmas and still cook yourself a big nice dinner. You don't have to ask anyone's permission for when you can have your own Christmas.
Get well soon!

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No. 497776[Reply]

Just in time for the holidays! Share your plans (for tomorrow)
presents, foods, etc.
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No. 498010

i have one, she's a rowdy fucker but also the cutest and sweetest thing. would recommend (if you like doing at least an hour of walks every day)

No. 498011

I genuinely hope all anons have a nice and wholesome christmas. This one was the first one to be a massive catastrophe… I'm still speechless.
So please enjoy yours for me, anons!

No. 498013

From one baby’s first Christmas to another, I hope you have a stress free Christmas and remember to take lots of photos! Be prepared for the packaging being their favourite gift

No. 498015

I'm lucky I live somewhere it snows a lot because even though I have to pay a plowman regularly and the roads suck, its so beautiful here I can't take it sometimes.

No. 498047

camera is ready! hope it's amazing for you and your little one anon <3

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No. 490470[Reply]

Previous thread >>482594

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No. 497879

I opted for the medical/pill abortion, the pill induced cramping but didn’t put pass. It’s basically a medial miscarriage, but didn’t want the vacuum one they normally need to put you under for local anesthetic which doesn't work for me because I smoke w33d. It’s scheduled on Thursday though so I guess that’s my life. Sorry to sound so emo about it, I’m pretty upset. I know I should just be grateful I live in a state where it’s still legal

No. 497881

Man, I wish there was some sort of reminiscing random cow moments thread because, besides the awards, like some days I'll just remember something milky that happened a couple months ago and I want to laugh about it with others without bumping and shitting up the thread. Anyways… I need more weeb DJ milk

No. 497885

he sounds completely unsalvageable

No. 497888

One of my best friends is unemployed by choice and is becoming one of those people that comments on everything on Facebook and shares tons of bad memes.

It's a weak vent but it's just sort of cringe to see

No. 497899

Kind of related, I sometimes remember funny things anons have said and wish I could archive them somewhere

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