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No. 194523[Reply]

Have you ever beat a guy at a sport (soccer, wrestling, boxing, tennis, etc) ?

How did it feel ? How did the guy/other guys react ?

No. 194668

>>194523

oh i love beating men at sports, thats my favorite hobby. thats so stupid and petty but it makes me feel a lot better about myself haha

ive beat guys in kick boxing and it legit almost gets me wet. im shit at organized sports but i was close to trying it just for the reason to beat more men. its a big fuel

i actually totally fucked a guys girlfriend after i beat the shit out of him and she told me hes never made her cum before i did. its a good feeling. very good.

sorry for the extra and sexual info, im a passionate lesbian

No. 194678

This might be the wrong place to ask, but what recreational sports team are generally the nicest to total beginners? Like, I want to stay active and meet new people, but I don't want them hating me for bringing them down. I'm pretty tall, so I was thinking maybe basketball or volleyball? What do farmers think?
sage for off-topic

No. 194729

>>194678
try non-contact sports, like volleyball - if you aren't good you'll annoy your members way less than you would in a game like basketball or football. clueless people often cause collisions and such in contact sports
tennis is also very good for socializing and your height will be a huge advantage

back on topic - I beat guys many times at sports, mostly volleyball. everyone thought I was cool and started to see me in a better light, maybe because I was generally short and skinny so it came as a surprise that I can do so well



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No. 25675[Reply]

I'm sure there's a thread on this already a thread for this, but I didn't see one in the catalog

Ideal partner (physically and aside from your current partner if you have one). Boys and girls welcome
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No. 194628

>>194625
Go away angry robot

No. 194640

Appearance: A bit taller than me (5'8ish), skinny, small breasts and nice ass. Short hair going a bit under her ears, slightly curly. Don't care about skin colour, and I think pimples are cute, so I wouldn't mind her having some.

Personality: Shy and introvert. The usual "qt shy gf" personality. Share interests and has other interests that she'd be willing to show me. Very affectionate and likes to cuddle when we're together, but couldn't be too clingy because I'm kinda busy. Is more of an indoors person and doesn't like parties, but likes to go out every now and then. Virgin because she has been shy througout high school but sex drive matches mine (wants to have sex almost everyday that we spend together, once a day). p-please don't make fun of me this is an ideal partner thread Plays an instrument so we could play some easy stuff that we both like together. I think intelligence is overrated. Being smart would be a bonus, but I think kindness is a more important trait. Someone who doesn't get resented for other people and tries to have a general positive outlook about life and tries to help other people. And, of course, loves me.

No. 194662

>>194625
wow cringe again lmao

No. 194684

The two main things I look for are appearance and reliability.

No. 194716

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My dream girl /gif/
I'm a lesbian and it's too bad I'll never find a cute gay girl to love in my trashy ass " people of walmart " area. Tbh I would also want a black gf because they have this vibe that i absolutely love. A lot black girls are just so carefree and i know it's not a characteristic limited to a certain race, but they do it the best. I actually would date most girls, excluding Tammy and Amy clones. It's always a plus if they are into nerdy ass shit. A girl can dream.



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No. 87604[Reply]

I think our society has gotten lost when it comes to tattoos

First on women:
IMO tattoos look good if you're going to commit to that being your "look" and also have the body weight(not fat)/skin tone(very pale)/fashion sense to pull it off. you really have to go all the way and just tat up your whole body like Kat von D. just a sleeve like snoozy doesn't cut it either. that shits manly imo

sorority girl lone butterfly-on-ankle tattoos are just embarrassing. You might as well have a big nasty scar on your body. ugh.

then there's what I call tumblr girl tattoos that are just a clusterfuck of ink acting as sort of a timeline for her depression episodes. Clearly she just wanted to do some shit to her appearance to feel something. its a much more permanent version of dying your hair, and the results are just as unflattering. pic related jesus christ


On men:
I think the fullon tattoo look can actually make an average girl "hot", but on guys it has to be the icing on the cake. tattoos make hot guys hotter and average to ugly guys kind of try hard and pathetic

thanks for reading my blog post what do other /farmers/ think of tats?
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No. 194588

>>194584
That he's dumb as fuck, probably very immature and that I probably shouldn't be with him. Of course, that's just me being judgmental. If he got the tattoo years and years ago maybe he's changed.

No. 194590

I've had too many dumbfuck 'friends' from my high school who've gotten horribly done and/or trendy tattoos in order to call attention to themselves. So much that they have honestly ruined my thinking that an honest, hard-working professional person could ever have a sleeve or a visible tattoo.

The stereotype is there for a reason, though I know society is evolving beyond that and realizing smart, mature people can have tattoos.

No. 194620

>>194520
>>194530
not a man, but if she has a tattoo, yeah she's most likely a slut.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 194622

>>194620
Nice saging, newfag

No. 194630

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>skin tone(very pale)
lol wut. How is being very pale an essential factor in tattoos looking okay? If anything, certain colors look awful on pale skin. Ever see a pale girl with pink or red floral tattoos? It literally makes us look like we have some kind of fucked up illness, no matter how well done the piece is. Pic very much related. Also, monochrome tattoos blend nicely with black skin and makes them more subtle and less jarring. Not saying it looks better or worse than on pale people, just different.

>using Kat von D as the example of what women into tattoos should go for

Okay, now you're just confirmed for shit taste.

Anyway, myself personally, I just simply don't care at all enough to think up taste-based guidelines on what I approve of tattoowise. Some tattoos look good, some don't. If they're good, I get to look at something pretty and if they're bad, I get a good chuckle. Win/win either way. Now that I'm thinking about it, though…

>try to avoid anything that makes it look like you might have a skin condition or weird medieval sickness

>not a fan of huge tattoos unless they're beyond gorgeous and really feminine
>cartoon characters are tacky af
>I think being covered head to toe in tattoos makes people look like shit 99.999% of the time and makes it look like you're full edgelord and pretty much using them as an accessory. For this to look good, all tattoos must be exceptional and on the feminine side.
But that's just me, you do you.

Also, as far as guys go- a few well done tattoos could be attractive to me. A guy would have to be 12/10 Greek God mancandy for me to go for a guy covered in them, though. And they'd all have to be really amazing.



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No. 88883[Reply]

Couldn't find a thread related to Dark Souls, so I made one.
Do you love it, hate it, have you played the third installment already? Do you enjoy jolly cooperation?
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No. 93904

What the fuck did they do to poise? I built a Dex/Faith character around rapiers and buffs, but the buffs are nigh irrelevant now when its just "R1 to win".

I just wanted RP, I didn't want to cheese the fuck out of other players.

No. 192125

I enjoy making the fatties in Blighttown fall off the ledge. Easiest 1500 souls I ever made.

No. 192127

would someone coop with me in dark souls 3?
please ;_;

And yes, I love dark souls, played all of the three, the second one with the dlcs is my favourite despite it getting the worst rep. I still enjoy dark souls 3, haven't played ringed city, so I started a new build and hopefully will reach it soon.

I kind of dislike the pvp aspect of ds3.

>>92579

> I really wanna get Bloodborne but I don't wanna spend megabucks on a PS4 just for the game. I wish they'd port it to PC…


Me too. I consider buying the game because dark souls is atm the only game I enjoy playing and it's been so for a longer time. Since ps now will apparently have ps4 games available this autumn, maybe there's a possibility to play it then?

No. 193975

As soon as anyone invades, I DC. No regrets.

No. 194565

>>193975
I was terrified like that when I first played too when that happened. First time I saw one they accidentally ran off a cliff in front of me and I realized they were just as shit as the game as I was. No fucks given since.



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No. 190960[Reply]

All the videogame threads have been dead for ages, so let's start a new, hopefully more active, one!
Not sure if /g/ worthy, so putting it up on /ot/

>your favorite games (old or new)

>online or sp
>what are you playing on pc/console/mobile
>games recs
>great deals
>shit-games discussion
>basically free discussion on any games
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No. 194414

I've been playing the heck out of Trio of Towns since my friend bought it for me.
I'm on year 2, dating Ludus and I'm working on getting my farm animals byproduct amount/level up.

Although I'm kinda sad that the wireless play seems empty at times..

No. 194435

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>>194286
I think it's depression for me, I haven't even played the game yet today, just slept on and off while Parks and Rec plays in the background.

I'll force myself to play tonight, if only to hear my new husbando's sweet voice encourage me to fight on.

No. 194515

>>194435
>I think it's depression for me
I feel similarly :\

No. 194536

I finally started Dark Souls and after half an hour I just want to go cry in a corner.

No. 194549

I'm a weeb and I mostly play weeb games.
Also I've more or less given up playing games online. I deal with people enough on a day to day basis, I don't need them in my games too.
I've been getting into VNs too lately, if that counts.



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No. 44994[Reply]

Are these guys lolcows?

http://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/
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No. 194119

>>44997
>>44999
White PEOPLE who prefer Asians are nuts. Not just the men. Or have you forgotten the racial preferences of the majority of our most bountiful cows?

No. 194120

>>194116
This is a new low. I thought EW hated everyone BUT white women?

No. 194538

>>194120
I think it's good he doesn't make exceptions anymore.

No. 194543

>>45037
I defense of EurasianWriter: he makes redpillcomics to show the world how sick and deranged the red pill philosophy is. He is not a redpiller himself.

No. 194547

>>194119
I bet good money you're the one anon/robot who keeps repeating this on every thread.



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No. 194522[Reply]

I just started taking cold showers. Anyone else does this ? There are supposed to be a lot of health benefits but I am worried that I am falling for a meme
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No. 194532

Well I was told that hot showers maes your skin dry and damages your hair, but cold water improves the blood circulation and it shuts your pores, making your hair a lot cleaner and shinier.

No. 194533

>>194532

I heard it was supposed to help depression, reduce stress and increase discipline but it seems like the evidence for that is pretty thin

No. 194535

I turn the shower as cold as it gets at the end, and stand under it as long as I can. It helps me wake up, probably something to do with endorphins or whatever. I think the "health benefits" of it are vastly overhyped. If you enjoy it, do it. Otherwise, don't.

>>194533
Just fyi I've been doing this since I was a kid and I'm stressed, depressed, and completely lacking in discipline. Yeah, evidence for any of that is thin.

No. 194537

It's not really possible to have cold showers where I live or you'd instantly get a cold. But I do sleep naked and I've found that it improves my sleep so much.

No. 194540

>>194537
When I slept without clothes, I had frequent dreams about being naked in public.


Near the end of my shower I start turning the water colder and colder. It helps make it less uncomfortable for me to step out of the warm water.



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No. 194421[Reply]

How do you feel about white nationalism ?

What do you think about /pol/ ?
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No. 194526

This is actually a great example of what I mean when I talk about how ideological liberalism is:

>Racism claims that the content of a man’s mind (not his cognitive apparatus, but its content) is inherited


We already know a huge part of human behavior is heritable. And liberalism itself inconsistently adopts this science when it is convenient (for example the claim that all homosexuals are born that way and that it's genetic), but then turns around and adopts pseudoscientific views like saying mendelian heritability arbitrarily doesn't apply to the brain to assert the moral righteousness of egalitarianism.

Studying heritability is a big part of what turned me away from liberalism incidentally. It's outrageous how anti science liberals are when it comes to science they don't like, such as the heritability of intelligence.

The rest of the guy's quote is just a big strawman so it's not worth addressing.

No. 194528

>>194510
>Preventing mass immigration is a big part of this. Taking hundreds of thousands of immigrants all from the same place at the same time is a recipe for disaster.

We're more or less on the same page here. The example I use is something like those very few westerners who ended up in Japan in the 18th century and managed to stay there in spite of the sakoku system, ended up marrying Japanese women and so on. There were actually a few, but because their number was so limited they basically got so absorbed into the overall Japanese population that today you wouldn't even be able to pick their descendants out of a crowd.

Real "integration" comes from absorbing demographically small numbers through intermarriage over time. Inter-generationally breaking down any sense of an "outgroup".

No. 194615

>>194513
>nitpicking intensifies

"The Byzantine Empire" was the name for a collective state that happened to also be a landmass, so no you're right, I wouldn't claim it was a country at all. The British Empire wasn't even a singular landmass. Poor example to back up your point. Hope you get your knickers out your ass soon!

/sage for the most boring exchange I've ever had on lolcow

No. 194722

>>194488
Race is a social construct with some basis in biology. Geographical ancestry is not independent of gene frequencies, that much is visually obvious. It's arbitrary and socially negotiated whether somebody is "white" or "black", but that does not mean Australian Aboriginals are phenotypically identical to Japanese people- visually it's obvious they're not. Nations and peoples generally vary with height, facial features, and responses to medical treatments, it's weird to assume that variation stops just before the brain

No. 195328

>>194508
>I have an English Degree
I'm so sorry, anon.



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No. 194379[Reply]

What do you think of tattoos on guys ?
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No. 194401

I love tattoos, I like somewhat trashy tattoos as well.

No. 194404

If the tats are good they improve; if they are bad they makes the person ugly as hell

No. 194406

I hate tattoos on guys and girls.

No. 194409

>>194401
I love trashy tats too, lol. I went to get an oil change the other day and there was this really cute chipper mechanic there with an ugly neck tat. Spent the whole time in the waiting room fantasizing about getting railed by him.

No. 194410

We already have a general thread on tattoos. Please use >>87604.



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No. 188468[Reply]

Is this true?
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No. 194186

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>>194183

>vibrates constantly to annoy people

No. 194239

>>194179
I do every single thing except tucking my headphones under my shirt…

No. 194301

>>194183
holy shit who made these. say anything about r9k dweebs but a few of them are dedicated and hilarious artists…

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No. 194374

>>194363
Lol, this is pretty much /g/



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