/ot/ - off-topic

>>2471813
Here's a photo of them after cleaning, I admittedly don't even like eating them that much, I just like spending time innawoods.

>>2471813
>>2471818
Those are cute are they edible? I hope you're staying safe out there!

>>2471829
Yup, all edible, I've been going mushroom picking with my family since I was 5 years old so I think I'm pretty ok at recognizing edible/inedible mushroom types.
I do like taking photos of the inedible ones though, because they're pretty.

>>2471813
I love mushroom hunting!! I go with my best friend in the fall. We also go picking berries. All while smoking weed and talking shit, it's great kek

Does anyone here go geode hunting? I want to try! If you do, how do you crack them open after finding them?

selailin vanhoja lankoja aikani kuluksi, ja >>1628049 tullessa vastaan on pakko todeta, että kyllä se taitaa olla Markku. nimittäin
>mutta eihän meidän Markku!
osuu sävyltänsä alkuperäiseen ihan täydellisesti.

>>2472716
Miksi kommentoit ikivanhoja lankoja?

>>2472868
lueskelin muuten vaan kun oli tylsää, ja toi pisti silmään kun pohdittiin kumppanin kanssa just samaa asiaa pari päivää sitten, sattumalta, ja siinä päädyttiin siihen että Markku olis hyvä käännös.

>>2472893
Miksi? Mielestäni ei ole ollenkaan sopiva, vanhan papan nimi. Ei minun Nikoni olisi parempi. Voi tulla nuoren libfemin tai poikien äidin suusta.

>>2473181
eihän Nigel mikään nuoren miehen nimi ole sekään. mulla oli tosi hyvä kuvitelma mielessä Markusta ja vaimostaan Päivistä. Päivi oli nuorena 80-luvulla radikaali ja poliittinen, ja sitten vanhettuaan asettui aloilleen ja laimeutui, muttei silti halua päästää irti feministin identiteetistään. Markku oli se, jonka kanssa päädyttiin yhteen, koska se oli kaveripiirin vähiten ikävä ja uhkaava jätkä, ja kuunteli Tavaramarkkinoita ja Kate Bushia ja piti taiteesta. Markku on puhtoinen, ei se noin tekisi, muut miehet ehkä mutta ei se meidän Markku, kun se on vaan tuommonen löllykkä.
Mutta toimii tuo Nikokin. Markku osuu suuriin ikäluokkiin, Niko taas on vähän ysärillä syntyneen miehen nimi, niin ehkä kompromissi näiden välillä olis joku Gen X -nimi? Sami? Mikko? Tommi?

>>2472258
>Minor inconvenience
Tell me you haven't ever seriously job hunted without telling me. You'll do the cover letter template thing for a while and then start to wonder if the problem is that your cover letter is bad, waste a bunch of time trying to write different ones while already demoralized from the rejections you've had, and then you'll plug some basic info into somebody's chatgpt based app and get a basically perfect Corpospeak cover letter in 3 seconds and wonder what the hell you were torturing yourself for.

>>2472675
Exactly
Anyone that shames you for using AI to do job applications is delusional.
Companies use AI to sift through job applications anyway. It's an open secret that no one looks at cover letters. Maybe a human will look at your CV after it filtered through most of the others.

You're not preserving your skills by manually filling in job applications, be real here. Most templates suck anyway, assuming they're actually talking about templates you find online which aren't real examples used and aren't good either. If you're not familiar with corporate jargon you'll fail hard.

Honestly, I'll be skeptical over posts like >>2472213. Tumblr users are either artists, academics or service employees. If you want corporate or work advice tumblr is the worst place to get it from.

Tumblr turned using AI into moral drivel so they can feel smug and superior about themselves. There's a difference between writing a short story and using AI to fill out job applications. Istg it seems like tumblr users would have raged against photoshop and called digital art fake art if they born during the right time.

Jesus christ, how do these people even breathe on their own?

>>2472702
>Akshually im disabled(probably self diagnosed or munchie tier) so and I need to doordash everything/use chatgpt 24/7, can't learn anything useful in this world
I hate these kinds of people so much

>>2472675
Heads up Ai favors certain words. Companies are starting to screen for these. There’s a good chance higher end positions will reject you for using the Ai letters. Wagie jobs are probably fine but you won’t get good office work.

>>2351744
How did gooning even get popular with "normies" anyways? All I remember was some Ariana grande ahegao clips with "gooning" in the caption start going viral on Twitter, then everyone started using gooning/gooner

>>2472386
4chan lingo made its way to Instagram Reels.

>>2472390
I’ve been seeing so much chanspeak infiltrating normie social media lately, like “ragebait” on tiktok. But 4chan memes have always made their way to the rest of the internet, like pepe and soyjacks, so that’s not really anything new.

>>2472402
It's also why 99% of Instagram reels are spamming the n-word and racist 13yo humor. /pol/ leaked out kek

I can't stand "womp womp".
Womp womp ragebait is basically low effort trolling, like if a retard tried to troll.

>>2472243
Every single halfway normal/respectable moid I've known in my life either doesn't have social media at all or just has social media that he uses for a business reason occasionally and reluctantly. I have literally never met a semi-normal, non-coomer, mentally stable moid who has an active social media presence. Yes artists are all told you need instagram to promote your art (ask me how I know) but even people who have that are mostly just following other artists and posting some bare minimum self-promo shit for their art, not commenting on and liking unrelated shit and constantly scrolling or posting a bunch of political or personal shit on insta.

>>2469329
What is it with instagram moids being this level of deplorable? On instagram the misogynistic bullshit is the worst i've ever seen, even on the most innocuous videos. I know scrotes mainly use instagram to look at whores as it is, maybe that's the reason?

>>2472550
It used to be less open. But 4chan scrotes and lingo and culture mass moved to Instagram in 2022 and Meta enables them for the ragebait

>>2472034
Damn, I must be a twisted cycle path. I hope everyone fears me then

>>2426002
I’m canadian and I saw a video of a Chinese factory worker being killed and a short clip of mr. hands

Before you talk, let me stop what you're saying
I know, I know, I know that you hate me

some days you're the windshield
some days you're the bug

Jack Wills, clipped hair, penciled eyes, you get attention
Tight shirt, straight teeth, pinned up smile, all of them mention
How you look nice, tip-top, beautiful, the cat's pajamas
Suntan, golden brown, where you been? To the Bahamas?

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE LIVES FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE

I am looking at you with my best eyes and I wish you could tell
I wish all my kids would stop dressing up like Richard Hell

>>2470176
Is that the lady behind that shitty Velma cartoon?

>>2469576
As much of a cow as she is, the hatred she got was not proportionate to the crime. I don't think Dolezal was being opportunistic, it just seems like she's genuinely mentally ill. Imagine how much better society would be if rapists were de-personed as hard as this lady was. She can't even make a living selling pictures of her pussy because racism, but a rapist gets to be president? Ffs.

I was watching botched and there is this chinese woman who got eyelid surgery to appear caucassian. I feel bad because she was abandoned as a child and seems pretty self aware of her internalized racism now but topkek at her talking about how she used to say she was european and being confussed that no one was buying that shit. Picrel is her post surgery btw, 100% caucassian passsing i could not tell this woman was asian.

>>2472456
Is this her after her eyelid surgery? If that’s all she did, she doesn’t look white at all. Eyelid surgery is also common in East Asia.

>>2472467
>Is this her after her eyelid surgery?
yes, she went to the show so they could make her ''look asian again'' and they had to deny her the surgery KEK

>>2472192
This is so funny for some reason.
>Pedophilia would be fine eXCEPT some college chad fucked the girl I silently had a crush on in high school, so actually pedos bad because they stole the girl I wanted from me.
Well okay I guess…
>jailbait would not touch us in a million years
Does he think child victims 'touch' pedophilic adult moids willingly?
>Pedophilia and grooming is just as bad as women not wanting to date hideous ogres with no personality or job!
Moids keep showing over and over again that they are the more pathetic and undignified sex.

>>2470643
Why do these genetic dead ends always want kids?

>>2472432
Idk nonna they spend half their time whining that their moms deserve to die for birthing genetic dead-ends like them and the other half of the time sperging about how they would have dynasties of thousands of children that they would personally 'raise to be proper bangmaids' (all 1000 of them) if only they were allowed to rape children so idk.

>>2472432
sentient enough to realize they are undesirable by half of the human race (at least the half that has a choice) but still mentally apelike to the point where their instincts control their desires and actions. moids, specifically incel moids, are the missing link, they have all the information, education and tools necessary to develop intelligence, but are forever crippled by their dicks controlling their minds, as well as other moids (who are either severely coping or have embraced that they'll never feel like they have a purpose beyond reproduction) who brainwash them into thinking that they're the better sex and that there is a secret moid hierarchy where the top dog gets the most women (leading to homoerotic intrasexual competition and many agp-like traits seen in normie men). trying to teach moids to be human and not borderline animalistic is like teaching a pig to paint, they might parrot what they're told to do for attention and approval but they'll never fully understand what is going on or what it means.

>>2472432
To cope with their loneliness and give themselves a sense of self importance

>>2467439
True, plus AI

BPD moms who are FPd/codependent on abusive fathers. Most BPDmom abuse stories are of the BPDmom directly abusing the child but doing it by proxy is also equally as evil. It's the ultimate pickmeism and you can also guarantee they'll compete with the child for the dad's attention. Picrel is just a story but it's unironically how 99% of this type of BPDmom acts. If the dad leaves, then she'll turn her attention on the child though, and both are equally as horrific.

I am terrified of autistic moidlets and saying this anywhere else would get me laughed at for being a karen crybaby. Everything they do is excused while they can go on planes and public transport and scream until their lungs break, punch random passengers for no fucking reason. Maybe I'm just basing it on my oh so bad little experiences but I've seen too many autistic boys run amuck in public and straight up commit physical and sexual assault to their moms/caretakers/random members of the public. The law won't charge them or their caretakers, and they truly don't understand the consequences of their actions which makes them way more dangerous than normal moids.

>>2466879
I tried a few times to make the separate ADHD thread work but it didn't stick, mainly because of the "AuDHD" zoomers being too retarded to understand that they are allowed to post in two threads. (Speaking of which, AuDHD is fake shit for spoiled attention whores.) Not that they ever talk about ADHD to begin with. You see ADHD anons try to talk about it on that thread occasionally and they just get drowned out by the woe-is-us-but-also-we're-totally-better-than-normies-right-girls? autists.

>>2472800
ADHD isn't really real though

>>2467821
>>2467824
Yeah, I spoke to my boyfriend about it properly after and not only was he mortified that he drunkenly sided with his friend (although to be fair he was sat there upset and my autistic boyfriend had that to deal with so I get that) but in the morning he immediately realized when we texted just how toxic about it his friend was being, I think at the time having his friend upset and not knowing the full story, it was easier for him to sympathize but he is frustratingly agreeable and sympathetic with this friend because like me he lost a parent fairly young and he was worried he'd commit (yeah I don't like his friend much anymore)

But he's been thinking a lot about it now and questioning this friend and if the friend is (clearly) toxic. For more context he worked in the same workplace and still works there, that the friend got fired from and because it's retail and people are cliquey I think it was easy for him to initially feel bad for his friend, again, I know my Nigel is somewhat naiive.

I feel better having had a big talk with him about it, but he's been thinking a lot the last week or so about how autistically agreeable he is with this friend and he's started putting boundaries up. I've said if the guy is truly as good as you believe, he'll respect them, and he's also responded to any invites from this friend saying he isn't ready to hang out with him and that he thinks he owes me an apology and he's also been upfront with the friend that tipsy him wasn't defending me enough and that it's made him really want to grow as a person.

So, there's that, but I've told him if this ever happens again, I'm out, because I have too much self respect. His friend insists he never sexually harassed anyone but I think my Nigel is doubting him now so I guess the bright side of his idiot best friend being a twat and messaging me to fuck with me is he's losing my Nigel a bit.

Their other uni friends all live far away and he's the only local friend my bf has. I genuinely believe if he had other friends he'd not try as much, but he got bullied a lot as a child and I think his bestie is manipulative no matter how much his family and him don't sePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>2467828
This is the thing that baffles me, his friend in the ten years bf has been to uni with him and has known him, has always been straight as hell, and maybe this is why he's so "it's a gay joke" about it but I'm bi and I find so many issues with it. If a female friend messaged me this stuff my boyfriend would block her immediately so then why do straight moids have to be so gross and do the same…He's definitely jealous we have a relationship but I can never tell if it's because he's single and a self-loathing manchild or if it's because my Nigel is his only friend here locally and all he has. Or both.

>>2467945
>has always been straight as hell
>as hell
He’s a faggot, case closed.

AITA for being tired of listening to my friend whine about her emotionally and mentally abusive gf, I know how that sounds but please hear me out before you respond

>be friends with girl for over a decade, we met on a forum that doesn't exist anymore, live on opposite sides of the country and have never met irl, fell out of touch several times over the years
>back when we first met, she started dating a guy she refers to as her cousin (he was like her mom's aunts grandson or something), she was 17 and he was in his 20's (I think he was 24 but he might have been like 21, I don't remember)
>he got abusive early on and punched her, I told her (back when we were like 17-18) to leave him because he was never gonna change
>she's absolutely miserable then keeps cycling through the honey moon phase thinking he changed and then he starts getting abusive again, I told her multiple times about the cycle of abuse and sent her a webpage about it and she just said "I'm a real person with feelings not a number or a statistic" even though the things I sent her didn't have any statistics (I realize now this was the wrong approach)
>they break up and get back together so many times, sometimes they live together, then they break up and have each other blocked for a while, separate living situations, then get back together and start living together again (Idk how many times this happened) he got more and more abusive (as usual) and resulted with her stabbing him in self defense at one point (and I'm pretty sure they still got back in a relationship after that at least once)
>whenever they weren't in a relationship together she'd just have sex with random guys, gets pregnant by one of them
>she FINALLY leaves the cousin for good a few years back (though still dated him a while after she had her kid)
>raises child for a while, gives the child into foster care later (actually not sure if it's foster care, she didn't tell me and I didn't wanna pry)

fast forward
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pt. 2
>they do hard drugs a lot, usually mushrooms or cocaine, one time they both did cocaine the night before a job interview and I was like what were you thinking and she was just like "well they don't drug test you on the spot" they didn't even end up making it to the interview
>in January of 2024, they get in a fight and it gets physical, the gf (who is constantly tickling and poking my friend, which seems childish and weird but okay) goes to stick her finger in my friend's ear DURING A FIGHT, my friend punched her as a reflex bc she thought the gf was punching her, the gf accused her of being abusive, they break up temporarily and the gf goes to live somewhere else (idk where)
>friend says she's gonna get a restraining order, I'm like FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY. she says how it's gonna be so hard to be alone etc etc. I encourage her, after that we barely talked at all the next month or so. she texts me and casually lets it slip that they're back together. she never told me about how they got back together, probably because she knew I would tell her not to and that it was stupid as fuck
>she immediately starts venting to me about her gf and how she feels like she's breaking apart inside
>this was a whole year ago (as of right now) and even then this shit had been going on for over a year, I couldn't help but just to eyeroll. you get back with this piece of shit and now you just wanna whine about it and get sympathy like you didn't see it coming
>I ask her why they got back together, she says "well we're not back together hurr durr" okay but you're sleeping in the same bed, sharing meals, sharing a car, living as if you're together. I ask her what they're really doing, she says "it's a trial run to see if we need to end things" oh really you didn't have enough evidence already
>that was a whole year ago, they're still living together as of this day
>shows me tons of screenshots over the course of their relationship of her gf being verbally abusive, sent me a 20 minute audio clip that she recorded of her gf just berating her for 20 minutes in which the gf blames my friend for her own cheating (Post too long. Click here to view the full text.