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Reincarnation Thread Anonymous 01/21/22 (Fri) 12:35:53 AM No. 1034847 [Reply]

A thread for general discussion of reincarnation.

>Do you believe in reincarnation or the soul?
>Do you have memories or impressions of a past life?
>What would you want to be if you were reincarnated?

Share stories of reincarnation. Interesting information about the topic and cool websites. Discuss the differences and similarities of concepts and beliefs between other cultures. And please have fun!

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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 09:53:56 PM No. 1037349

>>1036903

its hard to believe some people choose to incarnate in bad situations but they do for experience as life is eternal.

also some have not evolved to understand they have the choice to rise out of karma after death so they reincarnate by default & experience alternate versions of the same prior life

also everyone has freedom of choice. they can create new karma in their new life or free themselves of it

and whos to say the one who murdered the girl, that she did not strangle him as her son in a previous life

who knows, life is wild

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 11:11:17 PM No. 1037429

>>1036535
I like you, nonnie. You have good vibes.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 05:26:53 PM No. 1038348

>>1036851
You are so annoying

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 07:48:53 AM No. 1039162

Plato is a stupid gay

>Plato in Timaeus claims that men who were cowards and were lazy throughout their life shall be reborn as women

>Plato discusses this matter with more detail in Timaeus, where he states that men have a superior soul than women (42a): "Humans have a twofold nature, the superior kind should be such as would from then on be called "man". He added, once again, that men who led bad lives shall be reborn as women (42b): "And if a person lived a good life throughout the due course of his time, he would at the end return to his dwelling place in his companion star, to live a life of happiness that agreed with his character. But if he failed in this, he would be born a second time, now as a woman."

Its pretty amazing that they never caught on that the split in population of the sexes is nearly 50/50. by their own standards, exactly half of men born before them in their own exalted society were lazy cowards. And if good bois got to become stars and shitty men became women, then their own ideal citizenry would eventually become a pure sausagefest.

Reminder to not take any words seriously from male philosophers dead or alive especially pertaining to reincarnation; they are only able to navel-gaze and process existence from their own little cage, absolutely entranced by their eternal dominance hierarchy, they do not understand creation, nature, life and death; only destruction and futile attempts at domination within the material-world

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 08:31:09 AM No. 1039199

>>1034847
>Do you believe in reincarnation or the soul?
I don't know. Part of me wishes reincarnation were real, it would be nice to have a second chance at life before going to the afterlife. And part of me wishes reincarnation were not real, I wouldn't want to be reborn in a slum in Nigeria.
>Do you have memories or impressions of a past life?
Nope
>What would you want to be if you were reincarnated?
I'd want to be from a first world country like Japan or Germany.

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Cow yourself Anonymous 05/30/20 (Sat) 01:35:40 AM No. 561095 [Reply]

Post about yourself as if you were your own personal lolcow. This thread can be used in the personal lolcow format, i.e. a greentext summary of your milkiest behaviour / what would warrant a thread, or simple one-offs that you're ashamed of. There's nothing wrong with self-awareness, farmers. Moo.

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Anonymous 01/13/22 (Thu) 08:48:34 AM No. 1025698

> worked as a waitress since 15 to support her whole household
> now gets decent income from drawing furry inflation fetish on instagram, bought a car with it
> spends hours of her days getting into twitter fights with minors
> got an ear piecing that didn’t heal right. Immediately went and got a nose piercing that also didn’t heal right. Had the wonderful idea of getting a navel one that also didn’t heal right. Turns out her body gets keloids easily. Still considering a clit hood piercing anyway
> has weekly breakdowns over being stuck in South America and not knowing like-minded people. Still won’t leave the house to socialize
> Militant vegan who believes cows and pigs should be treated like dogs and cats and cries while dressed as a chicken at slaughterhouses vigils
> proship
> not fully anti-porn/kink so not welcome on radfem spaces; agrees with radfems on literally everything else so not welcome on non-radfem spaces either
> obsessed with hating on they/themmies and how stupid and sexist she finds them
> literally staying alive for a they/themmie from Canada, sends her money every month, exclusively masturbates to her and fantasizes about marrying her but cant even check her Instagram because it says “they/them’ and she hates they/thems so much she’ll literally start throwing up if she reads it but also she one sidedly loves her
> makes sock puppet accounts and posts “hahaha Mariah sent me the funniest thing!” even if Mariah doesn’t exist. Makes entire personalities for the socks, photographs random cats and dogs so she can pretend they’re the sock’s pets
> doesn’t reply to her actual friends who basically beg her to hang out because muh anxiety
> moved briefly to another country for a rich man who expressed interest on marrying her only for him to pick her up at the airport and tell her he was already seeing someone
> still had sex with him once because didn’t want to feel like the trip was a waste
> her father constantly places bets on how he’s sure she’Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 01/13/22 (Thu) 04:43:57 PM No. 1026007

>>1025575
I wish I was a groupie kek
I did try and make myself a place in communities where I wasn't known for my face and got horribly mixed up with some nasty people. I didn't actually want to stir shit, I made what was initially parody and satire posts about the condition of the groups I was in and they were taken literally. Then I became too literal in retaliation. I have a gallows sense of humor, it doesn't fit with the current social mojo. Problem is I'm a dumb bitch who doesn't always know to shut up. It might benefit me one day? For now it's what's cowed.

The other thing is that I'm very prideful, no matter how hideous I think I look. I don't want tweak my face or body before my 40s or give into capital based patriarchal beauty standards that I know are going to change. I hate the idea of catering to moids. But I'm somewhat of a human meat puppet onto myself. I think my features are both bland and exaggeratedly ugly when they start moving. If I weren't so insecure about my looks I probably would've banked off them. If I had the willingness to sell myself I probably would have been a tiktoker or instawhore or something and even more of a cow onto myself, but the way I look on camera outside of selfies disgusts me

Anonymous 01/19/22 (Wed) 06:36:58 PM No. 1033012

>prominent anachan
>does a 1 week chocolate mono to lose weight
>leeching off parents
>experimental sense of fashion

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 12:19:45 AM No. 1038895

>lost her virginity at 12 to a narcissistic drug addict
>bpd ana-chan cow who swears she's going to get better soon but never does
>has a "i've really changed guise" phase at least once a month
>obsessed with watching other people's downfalls to feel better abt her own life
>former dollanganger calf
>obsessed with 30 yr old white male youtubers despite claiming to hate white men
>does everything for ~the aesthetic~
>used to have a shoplifting blog where she would post "lifting hauls"
>former adderall addict and preaches about recovery despite formerly complaining about being forced into recovery
>fauxbian for 2 years, actually just craves male attention
>pushes away any potential friend and constantly self-sabotages relationships
>self proclaimed femcel
>has literally sucked dick for drugs
>can't decide if she's afraid of death or suicidal

Anonymous 01/25/22 (Tue) 02:29:43 AM No. 1040238

>>1038895
HOLY FUCK. We’re either mutuals on twitter or you’re a carbon copy of one of my mutuals.

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Lolcow Graduation Party Anonymous 11/12/20 (Thu) 02:11:28 AM No. 672223 [Reply]

For everyone who wants to move on with their life outside of lolcow, aka graduating.
Here is where we thank the website that accompanied us for months or years of our life, and we finally say one last goodbye to never look back. Try to not bring negativity into the thread.
Discuss
>Your favorite lolcows
>What thread you loved the most
>How much time did you spent here
>What are you looking foward in the future
>Would you come here occasionally
>Etc etc etc

Or the reverse, why you would never quit this place. Please don't infight, don't vent, some people are just trying to stop being neets.

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Anonymous 01/19/22 (Wed) 01:59:18 PM No. 1032743

>>940089
I am still here.

Anonymous 01/20/22 (Thu) 02:14:05 AM No. 1033437

I gotta spend a bit of time in jail soon. Maybe I'll be back after, maybe not. I'll be telepathically shitposting with you all until then.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 11:04:04 PM No. 1038786

>>1033437
Nonny did you go to jail lol

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 11:04:46 PM No. 1038788

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IM GONNA DO IT BITCHES IM FINALLY GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 11:05:43 PM No. 1038790

>>1038788
I did it, but then I just started using firefox to browse lolcow. You know what, I am gonna uninstall firefox right now. See you nonnys after exams are over

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Omocat Anonymous 07/03/15 (Fri) 05:21:56 PM No. 15930 [Reply]

How do you feel about Omocat's designs and artwork? I like a lot of the stuff available in their store and have the glow in the dark sweater personally, other people think it's too weeb.
Reminder that they started a Kickstarter for a game they were making with free software. It raised $203,000 from 5,910 backers. Said game was meant to be released in May, but there's been no word on it. Not even an update. No backer rewards, either.

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Anonymous 01/26/22 (Wed) 09:29:02 PM No. 1042635

>>1040999
There's a couple staff self inserts or cameos in the game, the most obvious being EMS as a hamster named EMS.

There's also the Slime Girls, the nickname of the composer
Minced, one of the artists and the character MINCY
Kimberly (Kim, Berly)
Bowen might = Bo En
There's also one for VANCE
Omocat might be ARTIST, and ARTIST has a younger brother. In Omocats older comics she drew about her younger brother a lot.

Anonymous 01/26/22 (Wed) 09:40:00 PM No. 1042651

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>>1042635
>>1042635

Also if Angel is Omocat's little brother than that makes this "No.1 Predator" gag look sus

Anonymous 01/26/22 (Wed) 09:58:55 PM No. 1042688

>>1042651
This seems really out of character since the hooligans I believe are supposed to be around Aubrey's age, so Angel would be like 15 or 14, so why does he draw like that?

Anonymous 01/28/22 (Fri) 04:30:20 AM No. 1044431

>>1042688
Angel is one of the younger kids, he seems to idolize Maverick who himself is the youngest of the Baker family, the hooligans seem to have a wide age range

All the kids do act a bit young for their age in general though

Anonymous 01/28/22 (Fri) 04:34:16 AM No. 1044434

>>1044431
To further that, Maverick is pretty clearly a Chuunibyou type which translates to basically being "2nd year middle school syndrome", meaning 13-14

So it's not out of the question that Angel could be 12.

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Art Salt thread #34 Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed) 03:28:13 PM No. 970526 [Reply]

Containment thread for all the art salt you could imagine. And sometimes, people ask for help. Stop getting pissy about that.

Discuss the shitty art and even shittier attitude of artists

-Talk about Art Youtubers
-Ask about art supplies
-Discuss trashy art trends
-Instagram bullshit
-Art theft!
-General Art Bullshit
-Fandom and Shipping Discourse!

SCREENCAP EVERYTHING!
WRITE SAGE IN THE E-MAIL FIELD OF YOUR COMMENTS!

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 11:46:57 PM No. 1038845

>>1037865
The classic karla twitter protocol

>Starts an open “discussion for artists” on a controversial topic like nfts
> Replies to people critical of it with circular logic, non-answers. Evades linking sources for her claims.
> Starts acting like a victim when the argument doesn’t go her way and people get frustrated and start pressuring her further.
> Tells them she doesn’t want to talk anymore, to “stop replying to my tweet”, her tone implying that others are being stalker-ish weirdos for engaging with the conversation she herself started.

Bonus: posts uncensored screenshots of people from these post’s replies not being perfectly polite, so her followers can harass them and asskiss.

>>1037907
If I’d wager most of them arrived from viral art/callout posts, but don’t really care about her regular content of drama mongering, nft shilling and playing victim.

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 12:28:39 AM No. 1038905

>>1038845
Rinse and repeat.
She always screenshots the posts of whoever she's arguing with and makes a separate post about what they said. She deliberately seeks out controversial topics to argue about and then tries to soften the blow by posting art that she has already posted a million times.

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 08:15:59 AM No. 1039183

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>>1030281
>like pottery
Congrats on being able to see into the future, nonita.

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 08:57:55 AM No. 1039226

>>1037784
every "popular" nerd circle always have exposed minors grooming drama, not just online artist circle. I see it in gaming community, FGC, roleplaying, and DnD groups.
Mostly caused by minors lying about their ages tbh.. and the overblown ones are "19yo asking nudes from 17yo" in which just sheer ridiculous.

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 11:40:47 AM No. 1039328

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New thread here
>>>/ot/1039324

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Goodreads Cringe Thread Anonymous 08/17/21 (Tue) 06:19:39 PM No. 884090 [Reply]

Discuss the cringe, calamity, and chaos that can be Goodreads, like reviews, certain users, tags, lists, rating systems, website design etc.

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Anonymous 01/19/22 (Wed) 05:13:57 PM No. 1032893

>>1032884
It's always some dumbass who has their personal "stories" where they write like shit and make more basic mistakes than professional authors every will kek

Anonymous 01/19/22 (Wed) 06:27:45 PM No. 1032998

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there's this review of the secret history (i know, i know) that i never understood because this girl is so extremely aggressive but i just don't understand why? i don't get who the person she made up in her mind and that she convinced herself to be real is supposed to be kek. and wtf is tome-suh supposed to be? maybe one of you guys can enlighten me since i might just be too stupid to get her gigantic galaxy brain. here's the whole thing btw: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/689438341

Anonymous 01/21/22 (Fri) 11:58:12 PM No. 1036239

>>1032998
did you post this in another thread? because I swear I've read it somewhere else. anyway I like the secret history but this girl is fucking annoying and seems like she has… issues

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 04:51:23 AM No. 1037728

>>1032998
Honestly it gave me a hearty kek the reee is palpable, I have a soft spot for this brand of female autism.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 11:19:10 AM No. 1037958

>>1032998
I think tome-suh is supposed to be tomes which would fit the pretentious intellectual straw man she's railing against.

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Lolcow Awards 2021 Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 04:13:15 AM No. 1013683 [Reply]

Since admin probably forgot about the 2021 lolcow awards or she's maybe too busy to do it, let's make the thread ourselves!
Post your nominations here on the next categories:
Best Milk
Worst Milk
Favorite Cow
Worst Cow
Biggest Plot Twist
Horrorcow
Best Troll
Worst Troll
Best User-Created Content
Best Comeback
Best Comment
Best Poster
Worst Poster
All submissions welcome!

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Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 03:41:13 AM No. 1037678

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Best troll: Komaedachan.
Worst troll: Tranny gore spammer.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 03:42:45 AM No. 1037679

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Best user-created content: Kikomi chan.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 03:43:58 AM No. 1037680

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Best comeback: /2X/

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 03:48:18 AM No. 1037683

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Best comment: Radfem manifiesto anons.
Best poster: It's all bad.
Worst poster: Celebricow anons.

That's it. Thanks everyone who voted in the saddest most impromtu lolcow awards ever because old admin forgot to make one herself. Hoping new ShaynAdmin makes something cooler for 2022.

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 07:48:35 AM No. 1037823

>>1037683
thanks for hosting nonny <3

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Things we like thread Anonymous 11/13/20 (Fri) 02:03:20 PM No. 673217 [Reply]

For random things we like or love, like the Things we hate thread but the opposite.
Please don't infight, anything you wanna talk about is allowed. You might post physical things, ideas, links to random corners of the internet, etc. The things you might post don't have to necessarily be milky/not milky, go as controversial, weird, complicated, pure, simple or vanilla as you'd like.

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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:07:09 AM No. 1036439

I like the new Pokémon Snap, and hate how it's better than all the new mainline Pokémon games

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:39:06 AM No. 1036460

>>1036439
It really is very good and it’s way better to replay than most Pokémon games. Excited to see what Arceus has to offer though!

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 05:43:46 AM No. 1036487

>>1036460
Soon, nonnie, soon! I'm keeping an eye out for it too

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 07:40:30 PM No. 1037175

I like this website
https://www.lingscars.com/
I will NOT post a picture, despite this being an imageboard, because I want you all to have the fun of seeing it for yourself

Anonymous 01/23/22 (Sun) 01:55:46 AM No. 1037577

>>1037175
absolutely incredible. thank you for this gift

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Dumbass shit thread #69 Anonymous 01/13/22 (Thu) 05:26:45 AM No. 1025563 [Reply]

fartbucks

previous thread:
>>>/ot/1011886

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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 09:06:22 PM No. 1037301

>>1037193
oh.. Oh No.. Taxidermy on Eggs

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 09:10:45 PM No. 1037307

>>1037301
my sweet anon, it is time you know the truth… please google the word "wydmuszka". That is all you need.

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 09:14:20 PM No. 1037314

>>1036217
OK my name is Sarah but I don't have facebook or anything. Do you want my whatsapp number instead?

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 11:38:43 PM No. 1037445

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Pray for my dumb kitten because she ate a piece plastic, the liner that soaks up meat juices, that a friend forgot to put away properly

Fuck i hate that i get so anxious over this stupid cuddly baby!!!!

Jfc i hate how anxious i get over this shit she will probably be FINE

But if she gets sick and dies will fucking off myself

Anonymous 01/24/22 (Mon) 01:37:09 AM No. 1038938

>>1037445
Is kitten ok? Please update thank

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Vent Thread #105 Anonymous 01/15/22 (Sat) 06:15:25 PM No. 1028746 [Reply]

Tell us how you really feel

Previous Thread >>>/ot/1022391

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Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:00:04 PM No. 1036830

>>1036826
what kind of risky things?

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:14:21 PM No. 1036849

>>1036830
Drinking and smoking weed every day, doing crack and some other hard drugs in the weekend, driving under the influence, unprotected sex with strangers. From the way she talks about it, it seems that they lowkey pressure her into doing those things. And the fact someone would put pressure on you to have sex, shoot hard drugs or go behind the wheel while intoxicated "to be cool like them" just doesn't sit well with me. We've all had hookups, drank and smoked, but not with this frequency, not this badly and not because of peer pressure.

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 04:19:00 PM No. 1036856

>>1036849
Forgot to add that she crashed her car twice, first time last October, last time a month ago. The Euphoria character act is just the tip of the iceberg clearly, I didn't want my rant to get too long but at this point… this is it.

Anonymous 01/22/22 (Sat) 09:13:01 PM No. 1037310

>>1036554
>>1036083
this. i got fucked up from the get go. if i remember all the abuse i gone through for my entire childhood i feel homicidal. it is hard to have empathy for such normie problems when your problems would make them avoid, doubt and feel disgusted by you. yeah i can relate and show kindness about your bus being late. but that's not a solution. i feel like talking to normies is like talking to children. always focus on emotion, not logic. if i could just be myself, i would offer a solution to the bus being late problem, like, can a taxi help you now? do you need me to drive you? maybe go with the train? but to a normie solutions are offensive.

Anonymous 01/27/22 (Thu) 04:02:33 AM No. 1043143

i literally cannot comprehend (unless you're living in a food desert or are living in a third world country) why someone would choose to eat shitty food. like you can literally buy high quality organic produce, meats, seafood, and dairy in america on SNAP…yet for some reason people choose to scarf down microwavable macaroni. dry skin.

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