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No. 219025[Reply]

whats your personality type?
whats your zodiac sign?
what type/sign do u like and dislike the most?

>INTJ Edgelord

>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie

MBTI tests
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No. 717999

>>717891
I'm a ISTJ with an INFP. Our relationship is basically being OK with being boring. He doesn't care that I'm usually a dead fish. We usually watch paint dry.

No. 718005

INFJ Sagittarius but I think it’s just cognitive dissonance from trauma.

No. 718038

I'm one hell of a combo, ENTP and Gemini so I live up to the stereotype and never shut up. I also have ASD so my sperging is very unhinged 90% of the time and if you're friends with me, you're going to hear my bullshit about my hobbies whether you like it or not kek.

My boyfriend's an INTJ Aquarius and I have no fucking clue how he puts up with me.

No. 718150

>>717932
Kek exactly, >>717929 how is this any worse than those people who say shit like "fuck aquariuses". At least MBTI is based upon your current thinking and behavior. I'm also not that type of fuckwad who's going to say "nO sEnSoRs!!!!!" and exclude someone solely based on MBTI. I already rule out enough men as it is without MBTI anyways.
>>717927
I hope that I'm not the only INTJ woman who cannot stand INTJ men here but I generally find them to be insufferable (at least the ones who know that they're INTJs). Like all men they complain about fairly annoying but manageable things like being introverted and then talk over the 3 INTJ women who exist on any platform, constantly clogging up the thread once in a blue moon that is specifically a question for INTJ women. Then they say how hard it is to not be represented in media… You know how many male protagonists are INTJs while the female protagonists are always some type that is NEVER an INTJ? It's probably 20% of shows at most, because every woman and her mother has a wap for the brooding, dark, mysterious INTJ male. Sorry for my rant. I just needed to let this out bc this shit really makes me wish I was an INFJ.
I also feel like ENTP men are just straight up assholes despite them being the supposed perfect match for INTJs. I just want a guy who is emotionally intelligent and has values (like he could go along with feminist ideas), why are they so hard to find.

No. 718174

I love how intuitive types are supposed to be more rare than sensors but literally everyone including celebrities are supposedly N types



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No. 276137[Reply]

Etant donné le nombre surprenant de farmers français sur ce site, et la déchance du dernier thread envahi par des posts affligeants tout droit sortis du 15-18 , voilà un nouveau thread pour nous, les baguette people.
Ici, discutons politique, YouTube francophone, infos, culture, etc.

Europe general : >>>/ot/276072
Nationalities Thread : >>>/ot/244320
J-Fashion francophone : >>>/ot/221968
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No. 714668

Bon cette fois c'est la bonne, cette histoire de couvre feu vas finir par me tuer, l'ensemble de ma vie en dehors de mon appart ça vas être mon job de merde.

Et vous autres, ça vas?
Vous croyez à un nouveau confinement dans genre 2 semaines?

No. 714735

>>714668
Franchement je me déplace poir aller au taf et j'ai jamais les mêmes horaires, avoit un nouveau confinement ou couvre-feu change rien à ma vie. J'ai toujours de quoi m'occuper chez moi avec mes jeux vidéo donc ça me gêne pas trop d'être enfermée à la maison. J'attends surtout d'avoir assez d'argent de côté pour enfin me trouver un appart ou un studio parce que j'en peux plus de vivre avec ma famille.

No. 714737

>>714668
Idem. Ces mesures ainsi que ce matraquage médiatique commencent très sérieusement à me peser sur le moral. Hier, j'ai entendu quelques bribes du discours de Castex et je me suis surprise à avoir les larmes aux yeux, de fatigue, de colère ou de lassitude…je sais pas trop exactement. Je me fais l'impression d'un putain de snowflake ridicule ~muh mental health~, d'autant que je suis loin d'être à plaindre comparée à d'autres mais ouais, ça commence à devenir éprouvant. Bref, prenez soin de vous les nonettes, j'espère que vous tenez le coup.

No. 714823

>>714668
Ça m'emmerde royalement parce que ma vie était déjà assez chiante comme ça depuis le second déconfinement (plus de resto, plus de musées, ne plus voir mes potes…), mais là ça va être littéralement métro-boulot-dodo, je pourrai même plus aller faire des petites courses après le taf, faudra que j'attende mes jours de repos pour tout faire. On sait tous très bien que ça ne va rien changer, les cas n'avaient pas chuté après les autres mesures. En plus je suis en train de chercher un appart avec mon frère pour acheter, si on reconfine, on est vraiment dans la merde.
Mon mental s'est vraiment dégradé depuis le deuxième confinement, je sens que je ne ferai pas long feu si on en fait un troisième.

No. 717450

Ptdr Martine et sa vidéo à Dubai, qu'elle essai pas de nous faire croire qu'elle en a quoique ce soit a foutre de l'écologie ou des droits de l'homme



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No. 717439[Reply]

I feel like I am such a hypocrite for wanting to get married multiple times. I am still considerably young but marriage sounds fun and could also have positibe effects for both parties. I also want to have kids even if I get to divorce later. But being with only 1 partner all your life seems like hell. I want to get married multiple times and have multiple kids which I will all love. I could also climb social ladders and get money for studies if he is richer without this meaning I won't do the same if he's poorer. Is this something anyone else wants?

No. 717443

>>717439
That's gross and you would fit in better on crystal cafe than here.

No. 717444

>>717439
Everyone report this for scrote bait and don’t reply



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No. 231750[Reply]

Following the newly made author cows thread - >>>/snow/516563, let's have a general writing life thread! Post your favorite writing tips, advice, inspiration, problems, questions, memes, and vents.
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No. 627627

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>>620900
I printed a physical copy as shown in pic (totally doable with a home printer and basic materials). This is the updated version.
https://likho.neocities.org/share/mnemosynes-heretic.pdf

It's also a link I can update in case I find anything wrong with the text again. But ideally, the editing is solid as I've already printed myself a copy.

No. 636474

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I wrote something again:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26588797

I was trying to write in this gesture before, but I didn't know what to call it since "arm holding" can mean a lot of different poses.

No. 668195

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Is anyone else doing NaNoWriMo this year? I've tried it a few times in the past, but usually drop off after only a couple thousand words, but this year I really want to try to see it all the way through. I feel like I'm fine writing shorter one-off pieces, but it's hard to push an entire novel because of the urge to rewrite things as you go. Hopefully if I can do this, I'll be able to focus more in regards to writing longer works!

I'm also experimenting with writing horror, but I feel like it just sounds silly. Any tips for conveying suspense/dread?

No. 668209

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>>668195
No, tbh I've always found NaNoWriMo cringe AF (the John Green fanbase screeching about it didn't help) and I don't feel that it would be helpful for me (at least not at this point). I'm sure it can be a great experience for some people though and it's worth giving it a shot if you are not sure. Keeping my fingers crossed for you!
I'm pushing myself to cultivate an everyday writing habit and free my voice from the inner critic. I'm doing the morning pages from pic related. So far, so good. I can finally write whatever comes to my mind without endless questioning if it's even worth it to write anything at all.
I recommend the book to everyone who wants to write but has some kind of mental block!

No. 716750

I was wondering if any anons here have advice in regards to dialogue and characterization.
My only real ambition is fanfic writing, so mainly short 1-10k-ish stories with character and interpersonal relationship focus. The only problem: I really struggle with capturing actually realistic and engaging personalities.

Part of this is probably that I have Asperger's, but even putting all that aside I feel like my writing is overly formal and the characters feel puppeteered around with no life or goal outside of the bare minimum needed actions to get to the resolution I've decided.

I am extremely proud of my nonfiction, most of my professors tell me that they love receiving essays from me and can tell I enjoy writing because I have a strong "voice." I know I am more than capable of producing pieces with personality, but for whatever reason that just doesn't transfer over to my fictional ventures. Writing from my personal voice or from some omnipresent narrator is much easier than from a character with different life experiences and personal quirks I suppose.

Besides some brief fanfics in middle school I really haven't tried my hand at fiction at all, and since graduating high-school until recently all of my writing has been for school or essays on topics of personal interests. My reinvigorated interest in the fictional is mostly for practice and to teach myself to be a better writer. I do feel like overall I am improving at pacing and general plotting but in the end if I can't provide an emotionally captivating narrative then it is meaningless.



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No. 558860[Reply]

“Safe haven” for mainly African-American women and women of the African diaspora.

The forum users, or “fonts” if you will; mainly discuss how whitey is evil, accuse female celebrities of being closet troons, witchcraft, and being a strong black woman/self empowerment.

It should be noted that the site has very racist and colorist undertones in regards to their user base while going to other sites like 4chan, Reddit and maybe Lolcow then coming back reeeing about “muh discrimination” for asspats and victim points.

Discuss the good, the bad, and the lulzy:
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No. 710342

>>705682
She’s trying to convince herself that she’s not mentally ill and doesn’t need therapy when in fact she very much does

No. 716069

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No. 716139

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>>716069
No way humans would settle on looking that bland, modern people are like peacocks.

No. 716253

>>716069
> "it's gonna be a way to slow down the population"
This is the most stupid conspiracy theory ever, I'm tired of it being included everywhere when the global population it's naturally slowing down and all developed countries are dealing with severe declines in natality

No. 716328

>>705682
I also agree with this, even as a severely depressed, anxious mess who takes multiple psychiatric medications. It's hard to not feel guilty for wasting my life when someone in much worse circumstances would kill to have it.



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No. 675269[Reply]

I know we have an employment thread, but that's more literal/informational. Have you ever experienced something shitty at work? Did work ever manage to make you quit, cry, go off on someone? Bitch about it here.
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No. 714573

>>713757
I worked at an Abercrombie in the city where I live, and a guy came in and started masterbating “at” me. Guys are fucking sick and pathetic. Sorry that happened to you as well.

No. 716024

>>675269

the senior in one of the sections is absolutely shit at his job. he has no loyalty and make loads of mistakes but won't own up to them and if anything happens he'll look to blame anyone.

he doesn't know how to speak to people AT ALL. ever since it's been just him, it's been absolutely shit and he puts me on the edge to the point where i'm constantly anxious about what i'm doing and second guessing myself.

this whole weekend i've been anxious about my friday shift and going over everything i've done, just waiting for monday so i can go back in and check for the 34959th time. how tf do i get over this shit? probably only when he leaves.

No. 716440

>>713679
That puppy is so cute! That's disgusting and unfair. You can't just waltz around being a walking biohazard. I don't think there are that many people who literally can't shower/bathe, change their clothes, or have a body condition where even if they do they still reek. And even if they do I don't feel it's your problem to literally have to hold your vomit in. Nasty. They need to get medical help. Working in retail really exposes you to men shamelessly flaunting their weird fetishistic behaviour in public, especially their pedophilic ones (with extra Asian stuff to boot). I had a similar guy go nuts over how young I looked in front of his wife at my first shitty job. His wife was just giggling and going "oh that's just how he is.." while he just grabbed my wrist and kept repeating "How old are you? You look young.. like really young…" Scrotes, man.

No. 717976

>>675502
When looking for a job, my dad notified me that the library had an opening… I knew that library was drunk/homeless person central, they all congregate there because they can't kick them out.
I immediately turned it down because I knew it would be in no time that shit would happen to me esp. as a woman. My dad blew it off saying nothing would happen.
Well a month later another woman took the job and when she left a man had followed her, put a gun against her back and drove off with her and raped her.
While he got away, she still lived thankfully. Made me feel like I dodged a literal bullet esp. since dumbass me would've fought and probably gotten shot. At least it proved a point to my father.
You would think a library job is peaceful but nope.

Hope you don't mind me sharing this even if I didn't actually work there. Listen to your gut and stay safe y'all.

No. 719290

I worked at a company selling and developing educational softwares and games. Boss is a technologically illiterate woman in her fifties with violent moodswings. Meetings usually went like this:

Boss on Monday: 'This game is a pile of trash. It's impossible to follow through, there's no logic in it, nobody's going to buy this. What the fuck- did the graphic designers seriously send in that?? They must be sleeping instead of working, I'm going to revoke their home office privileges!!'

Boss on Wednesday, about the same game: 'This game is truly amazing. People are going to love it. We need merchandise based on this stuff - I'm talking cups, T-shirts, pens, etc'. We also need translators to translate it into 15 different languages - the whole world needs to play this game!!!



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No. 611508[Reply]

Post dumb or fun quizzes.

Here's one to decide which /snow/ cow you are:

https://uquiz.com/QxDv7Q
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No. 715814

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>>714033
I don't usually post, just lurk.

No. 715817

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>>715814
And the other one.

No. 715834

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>>714403
idk I score pretty high on all fronts

No. 715858

>>715834
you seem pretty toxic anon

No. 715880

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>>715858
how cannn yuo sy s uch a thing….



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No. 574723[Reply]

Cryptids, the hollow earth/Agatha, aliens and other supernatural shit.

Discuss experiences and share knowledge of realms beyond our own!

Religious experiences are also welcome
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No. 710368

>>710110
Tbh I envy religious people. I really want souls and life after death to be real, but I'm so skeptical.

No. 710430

>>710110
> I have a lot of acquaintances who have seen their dead relatives' ghosts, I think that's very common
My mom died years ago and we were so insanely close to each other that I've always thought that if spirits exist I'd have an experience that includes her. Ten years on it hasn't happened. That being said, if I did see her I might worry that I'm hallucinating.

The only thing I can say happened is that for 7 days after her death I felt as though I wasn't alone, and then on the 7th day her funeral happened and the feeling left me that evening. Which could just be a part of grief. My dad felt spooked living in the house afterwards, he doesn't believe in much of anything but he shared that much with me. Again could just be grief.

No. 710601

>>710368
Life after death sounds like torture even if you go to heaven/anything other than hell. Dreamless, never ending sleep sounds best to me

No. 710812

>>710368
>>710601
Old people often times want to die, because they get tired of life. I think we're programmed to want to live until we get too old and weak. It's a natural progress. So i think deep down every living animal knows that when it's over, it's over. Death is nothingness and that's actually comforting, i agree.

No. 715758

Hello nonnys! Have any of you ever had a dream that happened later? If so how was it? Is there a way to make your sixth sense stronger?



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No. 704153[Reply]

ITT we post about what we learned today. Whether it's an interesting scientific fact, an important life lesson, or whatever.
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No. 704266

TIL the intro song to the show Ridiculousness is”Uncontrollable Urge” by DEVO.

No. 704278

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Today I learned that it's okay to have high standards for your friends and if that makes you snobby then so be it.

No. 704386

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Today I learnt that long fake nails are long fake nails and that it might not have been a good idea to get them so long when I usually keep them extremely short.

No. 704401

>>704386
If these are your nails they're cute as hell! But yes, long fake nails make things impossible, I love how they look, but I can never keep them on.

No. 704403

>>704401
I wish! Lol but they’re around the same length, as a serial nail clipper, I hope i can keep them until mid January.



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No. 715714[Reply]

>tfw you've only reduced your presence in the world to the computer is because your mother used to alternately mock or criticise your other activities

>"You're going to have finish that book at some point. You've been reading it for over a week. How slow of a reader are you? When I was your age, etc. etc."

>"I found this notebook full of stories. They're weird. You should do something different."
>doing exercise whilst listening to news on radio
>"Oh, look at meee! I'm getting informed whilst doing my exerciseeees!"

Then she bitches at me when I go to a safe, password protected computer where my activities can't be criticized.

>"What do you even DO on that thing all day? I'm so SICK of seeing you using it!"


Why are parents like this? Has anyone else dealt with parents like this?

No. 715717

>>715714
this is better suited for the vent or rant thread tbh your mother sounds like a bitter fat narc. saged because this post will be banned



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