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LAST CHANCE: Nominate your favourite moments for the 2023 Lolcow Awards!

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No. 1787422[Reply]

Steal some chicken wings, they’re free.

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No. 1792483

>men are allowed to do it not you!
More like ‘twinks for me but not for thee’

No. 1792484

why do so many retards care about what normie girls do here? ''normie girls wear make up that means i gotta cake myself in make up too'' ''normie girls date old scrotes with saggy balls that means i have to do it too'' some of you never grew out of high school

No. 1792485

Nobody said it was a bad thing lol it just made me laugh because ew

No. 1792486

>wah wah muh legacy
you climbed to the top of a fucking mountain, that too not the fucking Mount Everest, find a way to inject liquid empathy into the male populace then talk about fucking raw you fucking fuck

No. 1792487

I don't know about that. I've heard of at least one fifteen year study where they found that breasts sag more when the woman wears bras more. But the study was only on French women so who knows if it works the same with obese women.

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No. 1606262[Reply]

Keep on posting all the dumb shit you see on Tumblr.

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No. 1791121

totally not a fetish, fucking gross ass moids

No. 1791146

This is the first time I've ever thought someone's legs and feet are ugly. The stockings and skirt don't fit his giraffe neck legs at all.

No. 1791977

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I don't get why the first take is so controversial? If women being safe from drunk moids is wrong then I don't wanna be right.

No. 1791982

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because if a woman is not a lib feminist who lick men's asses she's a terf (also the first post is not even endorsing prohibition but saying that these women were painted in an unfair light). the second person is a male themie. also, kek.

No. 1791992

>authentic fear and panic
So terfs are feeling authentic fear and panic about whom???

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No. 1343869[Reply]

Ask for something you want, nonnies may deliver it - or not.

>How it differs from the "help me find" thread?

You're not necessarily asking for something you have seen/had before. It's more about asking for something that you want that may or may not exist, and be on anyone's possessions be made by anons.

>Requesting a retro game file instead of just asking what is that obscure game you vaguely remember from your childhood
>Asking for more tech savvy and bored anons to do a gif or WebM for you
>Asking for a trustworthy pirating site for any media
>Etc etc
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No. 1790010

I'm a social retard who doesn't feel like interviewing strangers in person, so here I am.
I'm looking for nonnas who were/are attending college/university to answer a few questions related to office hours.
1. Did/Do you ever attend Office Hours for your classes? Tell me more about that.
2. How helpful do you feel Office Hours are? How worthwhile do you feel like going to Office Hours is? Tell me more about that.
3. Did/Do you know anyone that attends Office Hours regularly? Tell me more about that.
4. What would've/would make you more likely to go to Office Hours?
5. Did/Do you see yourself going to Office Hours more if a Professor offers to do Office Hour appointments (so that you can propose a time and date that works for you and your unique schedule)?
Thanks in advance nonnas!

No. 1791947

Requesting a technique, video or blog post with step to step ways to "ground yourself" and be more present in the moment.

I tend to not appreciate things when I travel cause I'm not really taking it all in, instead just thinking about what's next.

No. 1791949

What's office hours in this context?

No. 1792061

No. 1792106

In the US, office hours are typically designated time slots (hours) in which professors are available to answer students' questions. Some professors offer appointments for students who can't make it to the designated time.
They could be in-person at the professor's office or they could be done virtually on Zoom (or other meeting applications). (Usually they are still in their office.) Sometimes they are done with a group of students, and sometimes they are intimate one-on-one sessions.

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No. 1778443[Reply]

Share your favorite/most lucky thrift finds, techniques to find what you're looking for, favorite online thrift/antique stores, things you look for etc.!
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No. 1790584

Currently in bed under a comforter I got from the bins, lol. I do t go often because it’s disgusting there and also just a really sad reminder of how much waste we all produce BUT I’ve found some great stuff there that I was able to pretty easily clean up and now use daily. A few fun blankets, a piggy bank I like, things like that. But you absolutely do need to wear gloves and close toed shoes when you go. Last time I went I stepped on a glass ornament that had fallen.

No. 1791682

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I bought the exact same sweater for 3 euros a few years ago and I love it so much, exceptional quality with no pilling + extremely comfortable and cute. I also found a really old Steiff stuffed dog once, I really like it too, he's just the right scale to match my porcelain dolls.

No. 1791902

UK anons where do you thrift? I go around all my local charity shops but so much of the stock barely moves. Things stay on the shelves for as long as a year. I've had some luck at car boots but it's hard to get there without a car. Not many vintage/antique shops around where I live. What are your experiences like?
I'm a little jealous of US anons, some of your 2nd hand shops are supermarket sized.

No. 1791931

Anyone gets hand-downs from family? I see the fun in thrifting in markets, but most of the stuff I got is hand-downs. When members of your family have your same taste/bodytype is so handy, needs minimal to no customization. I wish I had more female cousins tbh my older cousin was the cool girl with elephant foot jeans in the 90s, I love those things

No. 1792043

I don't really do this with my family but I trade clothes with friends with similar taste, it's really fun and they have so many cool things. You could try trading on facebook fashion groups too.

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No. 1776699[Reply]

Let your heart out.Try not to devour.
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No. 1791513

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I had a revelation today that kind of upset me… last month i started to work with a bunch of dudes at my job and they are pretty chill. I befriended one of them and we sometimes talk outside of work as well. One of the reasons that we befriended each other was that we found out pretty quickly that we both hate trannies. He said to me "finally, someone i can be myself around". But whenever i would rant about trannies he was always surprised whenever i relayed information about them eg. the surgeries, their fetishes, the subcategories of trannies etc. Whenever he would rant he wouldn't go much further than "they aren't women and they are disgusting". This struck me as odd. I wondered how he could just hate an entire group of people just based on nothing more than "they aren't women", which is a pretty based statement in itself but it still struck me as odd especially coming from a man. Last week, however, he was busy on his phone and i sat next to him and saw that his lock screen was that of a blonde woman. It seemed like a professionally made portrait. He doesn't have a girlfriend or a wife and i didn't recognize her so my immediate thought was "must be a pornstar". Then today after work i was at home and it hit me that the reason this asshole couldn't give me any proper reasons why he hated trannies was probably because they infested his porn, and that's why he said "they aren't women and they are disgusting". I now don't feel like talking to him anymore. Men forever will continue to disappoint me and i hate it. I should've never thought that he could be one of the good ones. I am now also disappointed in myself.

No. 1791516

i almost set the microwave on fire too as a kid but from putting a literal metal pot in the microwave kek quick lesson learned

No. 1791530

I've learned that if you use the microwave as a timer by having it on, but heating nothing, it can also break kek

No. 1791532

Hi anon, I had a similar problem, kek. Never pregnant, not even on BC or anything. Not even from stimulation of the breast.
I spoke to my doctor and gyno, we did an MRI and found a benign tumour in the brain that causes breast to leak. It's called Prolactinoma. Best wishes, nonnie!

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military and having our apartment boxed up today and i feel SO awkward and SO bad for not doing more?? i'm on a doctors orders to not lift over 30 which SUCKS because i can normally lift 100-150 no problem. i feel bad watching other people do things and not helping even if they're being paid for it. especially because i have personally moved all these things before and KNOW how much it sucks. i bought them all gatorade / am giving them beer + a tip after but UGH. i hate not being able to help. my husband was asking last week "why are you pre boxing everything and labeling everything, they will do that for us". okay, well i don't feel comfortable with that and at least i will and did make their job easier by consolidating things with clear labels. they still had to go through everything to make sure no aerosols, but since everything was prepacked they could just wrap it afterwards.
we have to be home while they are packing so i am currently hiding in a very small closet with my cat because we have a tiny apartment and it's the end stages and i cannot help whatsoever

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No. 704153[Reply]

ITT we post about what we learned today. Whether it's an interesting scientific fact, an important life lesson, or whatever.
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No. 1789969

Pocahontas is American actor Edward Norton’s 12th great grandma

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No. 1790483

I learned not too long ago that barnacles are crustaceans

No. 1790757

Jiafei is a real person

No. 1790887

Neem oil can be used to cure wounds. I have used it on my cat and on myself.

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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 1748837

AI wishes it could write this beautifully

No. 1748838

I dont know why I read this while rapping in my head. this has caused me some kind of brain damage. I need to get out.

No. 1789407

what the hell is this post

No. 1790836

In what universe did you think it was remotely okay to say this on any video, let alone MY video? You are a faceless nothing. You are on a throw away account for the sake of your entertainment, for the sake of your laughs, which tells me one thing about you, and that is you are meaningless, that you cannot create joy outside hurting others, that you are the very essence of what a monster is. You intentionally use the slur to disparage trans people on a trans woman's video, which was made to entertain other trans women. You have no compassion, no empathy, you are small and insignificant. You chose to do this behind a faceless, nameless account, because you're a coward and you wouldn't dare say it to a trans person's face. And that is all you will ever be: a nameless, faceless coward in the crowd, who will only ever speak out when he's sure no one will know who he is. You are NOTHING. I know you don't care about what I have to say, but if there's one message I want you to take away from this, it is that the entire trans community is MILES BETTER than the person you are. Think about that. And have the day you deserve.

No. 1790907

We're overrun with newfags who don't even recognize /pt/ cows

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No. 1553987[Reply]

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had, recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.

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No. 1779283

I'm pretty sure it's because most kids spend eight hours a day five days a week in school for years and years so it makes sense that it would still be deep within your subconscious, especially since most people had trouble with the routine and would fear missing the bus or being late etc. Your brain still has the urgency stored.

No. 1779287

oh it's absolutely not nostalgia kek school was awful for me, i try to forget about it. i don't even think about it before sleeping.
>I even got to dream about my husbando because I think of him before sleep kek
i do this too with my own husbando and even create elaborate fantasies yet he only shows up once a year at most

No. 1779687

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Yesterday I had a dream I was essentially tasked with like babysitting Jared Leto and it was borderline a nightmare. I dont know why I dreamt that because I don't like Jared Leto and do not go out of my way to think about him either. I was driving him in a van and we were trying to get somewhere by a certain time. He kept getting out of the van as im driving and making these random pointless stops, it felt like a video game side quest. At one point he sees this house and hops out, goes in, and it's two pregnant women gushing at him and they're in some sort of polycule and im stuck listening to them. Im like dude we have to go and he kept saying oh hang on one minute. He finally came outside and it was only to grab something from his bag in the trunk and go back in. He was trying to decide if he should tell them he's breaking up with them. I'm standing around outside and finally grab a giant rock and am considering busting out the window to get the spare key from his bag and just leave him stranded. He comes back out and we leave. Then he kept getting out while im driving AGAIN to cheer woohoo free at last. I was not having it. I told him I'd leave him here, he gets back in. He said something like if you loved me you'd take me to such and such house I was like dude I don't even likeee you. He was TIRESOME. At one point he gets out and starts drinking from some random dogs water bowl and I was pissed at him. He just started crawling around like an animal with that stupid smug look on his face where he bugs his eyes out and thinks he looks cute asf. It was dark at this point and I was like getchooo ass back in the car NOWW. Just livid. Then as im driving i look to our left and he looks enchanted and starts cheering really loudly at some dudes in dark black klansman robes that were army-crawling around the grass of the cemetery and I was like wait a minute, should we cheer? We don't know what they're doing, what if they're still the kkk under there and at this point I was so confused because one started doing a cartwheel and I woke up. God I hate that man. By the way he forgot his wallet and I had to pay for his scrambled eggs at one stop like I was ready to drive that van into a body of water worst dream ever.

No. 1781217

This is fantastic, actually. I hope nightmare babyman Jared Leto visits you again.

No. 1788888

I had this dream where I moved to a swamp town to search for someone that went missing, I think there was a heavy implication the woman was dead and I was trying to locate her body and there was a serial killer about. The thing is that when I went to sleep in this dream I'd dream of previous victims last moments, like I could see it from the killer's eyes. Thankfully it wasn't graphic at all, guess my brain just knows I don't wanna see that shit. Either way I'd wake up and try to find these women and got close to finding the killer but nowhere close to finding the woman I was originally looking for. I think she was related to me in some way, like a girlfriend or a close friend idk…
So when I found these women's bodies, I'd see their ghosts but they behaved like ghosts from cheap horror movies, they'd wait for me to blink or look somewhere then appear right in front of me looking all scary. I got jumpscared a few times until it got old, then I was just tired and started talking to them, like whew, can't you do something else? Seen this trick before.. and then they started answering me which I didn't expect to happen but it was nice. They were so angry because of what happened to them and talked about their last memories and their family, and then they'd ask me that I either talked to their family or did something they didn't have the opportunity to finish. They sounded much better after I did whatever tasks they asked, like normal people instead of horror movie ghosts, and then they'd disappear.

It was a bit weird, it felt like two movies that got edited together to make one single movie, I was hunting for a serial killer and getting jumpscared by angry ghosts then suddenly it goes all dramatic with sweet moments as I deliver messages to the living from the dead.
Oh and for some reason I had a pig to help me finding the women instead of a dog kek, it was a cute pig, went with me everywhere, it was pink with black spots.

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No. 1201446[Reply]

I know that threads dedicated to specific countries are technically banned, but the Suomillanka, North Africa and German threads are fine and since I've been seeing a lot of Dutchfags (perhaps summerfags, who knows) I thought a Dutchfag thread could be fun. Especially since we have a lot of cows, whether it's on tv or just social media. Also, feel free to discuss anything fun! Like music, food, Dutch habits/manners. Vent about the housing crisis, overregulation, Americanisation, all of it!

Major cows:

Family de Mol
>Johnny the Mol beats up his wife multiple times, allegedly daddy paid all witnesses 5000 euros and gave his wife a house in Ibiza so she would shut her mouth.
>Knew about the Voice kids scandal (multiple children and teens were molested and some even raped), did not do anything at all.
>John de Mol has control over the public television, does not allow criticism on him or any associates.

Marco Borsato
>Singer, former coach for the Voice Kids.
>Molested 2 girls (if not more), one was 15, the other 13 at his home barbecue (which was for the participants of the Voice Kids).
>Keeps acting like it's all untrue despite evidence.

Ali B
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No. 1785116

Vergeet niet
>afschaffen eerste kamer
>stoppen met kunst- en cultuursubsidies
>verbod dubbele nationaliteit
>vanaf 14 jaar altijd volwassenstrafrecht toepassen bij zeden en geweldsdelicten
>geen vliegtaks, geen vleestaks
>terugtrekken uit het VN-Klimaatakkoord
>bindend referendum
het is over kek

No. 1785193

Er zijn echt bedrijven die dat doen hoor. Ik ben trouwens ook niet voor voorrang geven aan vluchtelingen.

No. 1788395

Heeft iemand toevallig recent iets van aliexpress gekocht? Betaal je douanekosten over goedkope dingen?

No. 1788406

Ik heb helemaal niks hoeven betalen aan duanekosten, m'n bestelling was in totaal rond de €40, en het kwam in 3 verschillende pakketjes binnen.

No. 1788434

Top, dankje! Op hoop van zegen haha

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No. 955088[Reply]

Official stalking and snooping thread. I really thought I would be able to find a specified forum devoted to this kind of thing but I couldnt.
What do you watch for? What tips you off? How do you dig deeper. I’d love to share me knowledge and for others to share theirs.
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No. 1787080

the mods are acting like children about this, that redtext is kind of a dumb response to someone making a very true statement. A redtext-free permaban wouldve been better.

No. 1787083

My guess is you showed up in a "People You May Know" section for them and your account looked like a burner so they blocked you.

No. 1787871

nonas, I have a question regarding the wayback machine. So I was trying to find if there were any archives of this one deleted twitter user, and when I would look up the url for that account, it initially said that the exact link hasn't been archived, but there were archives of separate posts from that person. I'm curious if that person archived all the links themselves or does it get archived automatically. I've noticed that it doesn't work with every twitter account I've checked, but it does with some others.

No. 1788403

If their name is unique enough, you can use this to find their address. If you get multiple results, you could also use process of elimination by looking at the backgrounds of posted photos.

No. 1788405

To find their home address? Seriously?(brain damaged tourist keeps coming back to hurt herself)

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