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No. 2190602[Reply]

A thread for sharing screencaps of hilarious posts seen around the farms.

Remember, humor is subjective. If you don't find something funny, please don't start an infight over it, just keep it to yourself. Ignore and report bait.

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the patient shouldve been stacy but i died laughing regardless

No. 2316307

>>2315030
both of them are right

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No. 2316433

>>2316348
kekkkk


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No. 2270607[Reply]

Off-topic random shit thread but the only rule is DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOIDS.

Doesn't matter if it's scrotes you hate, moids you love, scrotes you are attracted to, moids you aren't attracted to, scrotes you personally know, moids you don't personally know, scrotes that literally just exist, husbandos, yaoi, bara, het ships, nonexistent men, hypothetical men (including even God or Jesus), men's opinions, none of these things are allowed ITT. NO PICTURES of moids (including animated moids) allowed either. This also includes trannies since they are men. If an anon mentions males ITT, report immediately and do not respond.

>But why?
It's exhausting and annoying to see anons talking about nothing but moids over and over.

>Isn't this thread redundant?
If only.

>But what about-
Real life animals are fine but otherwise just follow the Rule of thumb: if you have to ask then it most likely belongs elsewhere so don't even bother.

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>>2314957
>>2315013
>>2315039

Thanks nonnies! I think it went really well but I’ve had good interviews in the past and they still ended up going with another candidate. So who knows, we’ll see!

No. 2315838

>>2315391
the only embarrassing thing you have to do to join a sorority is pay money to have friends. hazing is for fraternities

No. 2315841

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I am trying to manifest my vision (sailor moon characters in 1890s beachwear) but the spiritual forces of evil (my hands) are impeding me (can't draw).

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I have ADHD and can't be anywhere near normal without adderall, but I hate the nightmares it causes. Anyone else have issues with their adderall?

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>>2315841
I would like to see it nonnie!


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No. 774138[Reply]

ITT:A thread for open/closeted ex-Muslims and or Muslims who are questioning their faith
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>>2306382
cultural relativism in action, western leftists think we want to suffer

>>2306451
always the sexist losers

No. 2308940

I can't stand young muslims in first world countries talking about their love lives and relationships in general like they know what they're saying. They always sound like 14 years old kids trying to look grown. When I say young I mean in a very large sense because you'll have 30 years old muslims talking about going on dates but they don't kiss, hug, have sex, they don't talk about what they want to plan for the future with their bf/gf like if they want kids or not. All they do is smile at each other, eat greasy disgusting halal food in a girly looking cafe because they have no frame of reference for good cafes and restaurants by limiting themselves to the same 3 places all the time, and say "mashallah" everytime they give a compliment to their date. They either get married fast and divorce just as fast, or they wait years, even a decade before they get married and they realize they're not sexually compatible at all, then they divorce.

No. 2316190

I'm so fucking disgusted by our kind, there's no distancing from muslims we all have the same names and look the fucking same and it's only going to get worse. I feel ashamed to even talk to my non arab friends, I know what they're all thinking. It's not just poltards anymore or 'online trolls', everyone is thinking it and alot are starting to say it outloud. If I could just pretend to be muslim for my entire life and live here peacefully I would but at this point I would rather live around racists than live as a woman in the middle east. There are no good options anymore and our own people are to blame. I just wish I was born any other ethnicity, I can't even think of any that are worse than being arab.

No. 2316193

>>2306451
He is one of the shortest and ugliest men I've ever saw

No. 2316212

>>2306382
This just made me choke on my drink, thank you for this kek. There are a few people I wish I could send this to


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No. 1890593[Reply]

previous thread >>>/ot/1256189

From mildly annoying, to ghoulish, to ghastly, to gag inducing.

Threadpic is Texas senator Ted Cruz
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No. 2312215

>>2311941
That Wicked movie and the whole franchise should never have been released. How many "kid goes to magic school" "are villains born or made" retarded trope series do we need? Especially in 2024?

No. 2312226

>>2311941
god they're so weird looking. The slicked back/no hair plus super skinny body makes them look like they have cancer

No. 2312230

>>2312226
Cancer is so hot right now.

No. 2312241

>>2311941
I can't believe Cynthia used to be a jacked stud. This anorexia era is such a huge downgrade.

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No. 2262680[Reply]

Continue to discuss news stories that upset and disturb you more than usual, crimes, disasters and events that stay on your mind, stories of criminals, victims and survivors that you want to discuss etc. Try to post relevant pictures, names, links to articles, websites etc if you can, so that people can look up the cases for themselves easier.
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No. 2316124

>>2316101
They also just can not watch porn.

No. 2316162

One word: pickmes.

No. 2316305

>>2315395
Why is it always the middle school teachers? My middle school home ec teacher had it out for me. Our first unit was about childcare, she asked me some question about future kids and gave me a disgusted look when I said I never wanted to have children. After that she was very cold to me. During the sewing unit when I was having issues with my machine, she ignored me repeatedly asking her for help. I had to rely on help from the girl sitting next to me to finish my project. When we were doing the cooking/baking unit she would always single out me and a few other students she didn’t like to stay after class to do all the cleaning, then she would refuse to write us late passes for our next classes. My science teacher gave me detention for being late the first time it happened, but after I explained what was going on he was chill about it, so I started bringing him the leftover cake/brownies/pizza as thanks

No. 2316457

>>2315395
One of my dad's elementary school teachers spanked and bullied him because she was friends with the mother of the class bully kid, and my dad told a different teacher what the bully kid had been doing. Deranged behavior from an adult. My 3rd grade English teacher just hated me for no reason and would look for any excuse to mark points off of my work. I didn't even realize the scope of it until I was an adult and read through a notebook I had saved, and saw that the bitch had just subtracted points for nonsensical reasons.

No. 2316584

>>2315395
Besides the bully teachers, there were also male teachers who were flattered when pretty girls would be nice to them. That was extra pathetic. And also bully teachers who liked the “cool” students who talked mad shit behind their backs. The drama teacher at my school had cancer, and a classmate of mine would act nice to her face but then say she wished she would die already. Lots of bully teachers’ preferred pets absolutely hated them


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General Conspiracy Thread.

Do you have somewhat schizophrenic beliefs that worry your friends and family? Tired of getting red-texted for "tinfoiling" about recent events around the globe? If so, you've come to the right place.

Discussions surrounding government cover-ups, entertainment industry secrets, odd predictions, political intrigues, etc., are all welcome here.

Please follow all /ot/ board rules. Don't start petty infights, and remember to report bait instead of responding.

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No. 2316138

>>2314944
It's literally him, we need to stop with the falseflag shit. It looks desperate.

No. 2316147

>>2316138
I still don't think it is him and I hope the jury finds him innocent due to lack of evidence of him being the one that pulled the trigger.

No. 2316148

>>2316147
I think the first two pics were just a weird angle, it looks different from him but comparing the smile of the first pic to his candid photos they look extremely similar. It's him, the quality was bad and it made him look kind of different. The hashbrown pic sold it to me.

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>>2316148
What's the hashbrown photo? Hope the jury still finds him innocent lol, fuck America

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>>2316150


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No. 2306551[Reply]

>no baiting or responding to bait
>be a good American citizen
>caw!

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>>2316126
It's a cowlick, probably not balding.

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>>2316126
Thats called a hairline

No. 2316131

>>2316128
Yes.

No. 2316132

>>2316131
Keep coping.

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>>2316132
No u


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A place full of attention seeking, bra stuffing, body filters, fake stories, elsagate spamming, fake doctors and coomer bait, cringe fuel etc. Anyone else find this side of the internet to be particularly cancerous?
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No. 2315666

What's the point of making this kek she's not "for the girls" either, literally every other of her videos that I've seen is her thirsting for some guy

No. 2315859

>>2315309
I know, I posted this one specifically because they’re doing literal acrobatic tricks and I thought it was funny. The trend as a whole though is just women doing a ton of positions with worthless men in the comments saying “raw, next” and the girls eating it up

No. 2316074

>>2315666
Kek, ive seen this girl before too, some of her posts give male pandering vibes too.

No. 2316480

>>2316074
Kek I made that post after seeing this one. Yeah, you're so into girls that you'd suck a guy off because he likes the same anime as you. I know it's just a joke but it's a bad one

No. 2316593

>>2316480
Attack on Titan fucking sucks and is on the same level of basic bitchness as Naruto and One Piece, what a poser.


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Discuss all topics pertaining to Autism, Aspergers or ADHD/ADD experiences as a woman here.

Talk about the difficulty of diagnosis as a woman, the struggles that accompany autism or with being compared to male autists. For anons with ADHD/ADD, discuss your struggles, or share your advice to cope with your issues related to your attention disorder.

Or even discuss your thoughts on how recent attention to autism/ADHD on social media affects those afflicted.
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No. 2314505

>coworker finds out i have adhd
>"oh, i never would have guessed" conversation ends
>one day she asks me about my symptoms, I give her the most brief summary because I don't want to say that I am horribly depressed and non-functional without my prescribed diet meth
>"well, I've been watching some tiktoks and thought I might have it…"

I hate tiktok guys

No. 2314861

>>2312679
>>2312683
>>2313143
Thanks nonas, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who dislikes her takes!

No. 2314911

>>2313150
>Listening to the same song ten, twenty times in row, even rewinding to specific parts of the song is not what normies do when they put the same songs in their playlists
Yes, many people do that! My female normie classmates would do it all the time, it was standard teenage practice. However as a legit music repeater aspie they weren't on my level of repeating one single song for 3 months straight without wanting to hear any other songs. Hearing any other song during my song obsession periods is mildly upsetting and feels "wrong". It's like biting into an apple and tasting a banana. The step from normal song appreciation and autistic obsession is still steep.

No. 2314917

>>2314505
best you can do is say "get tested if you suspect it" and hope the tester isn't an idiot

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I feel like a bitch because I tend to hate people for retarded reasons. I have one coworker who is really nice and who everybody likes, but I can't stand to be around her because something about her voice triggers my misophonia. I think it's because she's overly loud and tries too hard to make conversation when I clearly don't want to talk. There's another coworker who again is perfectly nice but whose body odor nauseates me and it makes me so fucking angry. I can't take my lunch break at the same time as her because she stinks up the whole room and it puts me off my food. There was another perfectly kind guy I just hated because he creeped me out. Then finally there's this TiF where I have to clean everything she touches because I've seen her (a grown ass woman) pick her nose and stick her finger in her mouth afterwards.

Why are other human beings so annoying and disgusting??? Why can't people just be fucking quiet and clean? Fuck.


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No. 2224766[Reply]

Post things or pictures of things that make you laugh.

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No. 2311131

>>2304254
Pic looks like 60% of the fandom discord I'm in kek
Since most of us are fujo gooners the types on the left usually leave in disgust or get banned eventually. There's even an American one looks exactly like how you describe.

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Dr. Umar is hilarious, I can't take him seriously at all


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