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Lolcow's Own Caps 3: Kinkshaming & Anorectal Violence Edition Anonymous 02/06/21 (Sat) 01:15:13 PM No. 731684 [Reply]

You know the rules. Post caps from fellow farmers ITT. Keep sperging to a minimum and have a nice fun top kek.

Previous threads:

>>638051 second edition
>>589875 first edition

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:04:54 AM No. 786725

>>786723
jesus what the fuck? who shares that?

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 07:02:04 AM No. 786771

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:41:47 AM No. 786797

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Newfags crack me up

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:42:14 AM No. 786798

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>>786797

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:42:52 AM No. 786800

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>>786798
KEK

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Mail Thread Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 12:01:41 AM No. 785841 [Reply]

For all the online shopper farmers excited for their purchases.
Share what you have recently received or have in the post!

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Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 08:49:39 PM No. 786448

>>786185
Thanks for the info anon! I think I'll definitely get it at some point. I'm pretty much back to being a weak blob at this point lol.

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 09:00:22 PM No. 786455

>>786447
Oh, good to know, I will! Or at least follow her to see more of her work and maybe get some future designs. Honestly it makes me so happy to see talented and skilled people have a successful business

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:19:32 AM No. 786793

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I’m waiting for 2 boards, puppy boy goods, and some skates.

I also ordered a how to draw manga book for jokes, a manga collectible phone charm, Superbomberman R and a cassette tape and I’m still waiting for these! I’m so excited to play the game though. I loved copycat flash games like Bad Ice Cream and Bomb It. I’ve also got some books I’m waiting to be shipped within the next 2 weeks!

For my next set of online shopping I’d really like to get some candles, more books, and a new fishing rod. But I’ve organized my shopping so I can prioritize shipping, so that won’t be happening. I have 2 musical albums and some book collectibles to prioritize and the shipping will probably be fucking crazy. But it will be like christmas in July so it’s okay kek

As of writing I just got a notification that my puppy boy goods have been shipped! I am very pleased.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:45:03 AM No. 786801

>>786793
What brand of skates? I'm looking to buy them this spring (waiting for the weather to improve), but I have no idea what to look for.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 10:49:16 AM No. 786841

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>>786801
nayrt but a skating anon cruising by, I’ve had my Ridell quads for 4 years and they’re super durable, I never even have to replace the rubber stoppers on them and they come in lots of cool colors, picrel for example. I’d recommend quads to someone who hasn’t skated just because the wider wheel to ground ratio will give you good balance to build off of. Their figure skates are even better than their roller skates if that’s ever a sport you’re looking into, just for the record. Happy skating, best of luck!

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Manifestation / Positive Affirmations / Law of Attraction Anonymous 09/27/20 (Sun) 12:56:25 AM No. 639596 [Reply]

Manifestation, Positive Affirmations, Law of Attraction and The Secret thread

> What is law of attraction? (copy-pasted from thelawofattraction.com)
Simply put, the Law of Attraction is the ability to attract into our lives whatever we are focusing on (manifestation). It uses the power of the mind to translate whatever is in our thoughts and materialize them into reality. All thoughts turn into things eventually. If you focus on the negative you will remain under that cloud. If you focus on positive thoughts and have goals that you aim to achieve you will find a way to achieve them with massive action.

What is your experience with it? Has it worked? Do you believe in it? Has your life changed, are you more positive now?

Use this thread to discuss, learn and share resources. Posts with positive affirmations are welcomed too.

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Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun) 07:07:50 PM No. 776239

>>774425
>3x object, 6x intent, 9x affirmation
Can someone explain me this one with examples? I'm not sure if Iunderstand the difference between the 3 well.

Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun) 08:08:06 PM No. 776271

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>>776226
I used to script daily, i need to get back to it, even if I just do it digitally.

>>776239
It would be something like, for example

Object: Capybara (x3)

Intent: Petting capybara (x6)

Affirmation: I love petting these cute capybaras, their fur are coarse to the touch, but it feels nice and they are also happy to be pet. (x9)

Anonymous 04/06/21 (Tue) 09:00:49 AM No. 777157

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>>776271
Thanks!!

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 07:39:28 AM No. 786779

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I guess we could also use this thread for writing manifestations

So I am manifesting some nice, fulfilling, hot, steamy, big and famous dick action for my dreams

Amen

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 09:25:15 AM No. 786810

>>786779
I don't think you're supposed to share what you are manifesting before you manifest it, but good luck anon!

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Cows that you miss Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:07:35 AM No. 414947 [Reply]

Did your favorite cow vanished from the face of the internet?
Or maybe her milk just dried up?

Vent here about your favorite (ex?) cows, throw some tinfoils around of where they are and why they disappeared, if they'll make a comeback or not, who's the next missing cow, the likes.

Examples: Our queen Pixy, Felice Fawn, Kaka, Orange Citrus, Ashley Isaacs, Bunny Alexander, Ashe (the skin bleaching chick), Ahripop,Charms, so on and so forth.

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:03:54 AM No. 786749

>>786695
yeah the guy sucks but… I can't feel too bad. Why the fuck does he have her bank info?

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:29:34 AM No. 786758

>>786631
What… exactly is the fandom here? Looks like Back to the Future but even that is too highbrow for old Snapesnogger.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:36:35 AM No. 786760

>>786695
Damn. Video went private. That was fast.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:44:03 AM No. 786764

>>786758
It's Good Omens.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 07:59:19 AM No. 786785

>>786760
Maybe it’s because she’s getting legal help and they told her to take it down. It was weird that she decided to publicize that info in the first place.

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Confession Thread #22 Anonymous 03/31/21 (Wed) 07:54:39 PM No. 773785 [Reply]

Confess your woes, sins, regrets or pleasures, and let your soul ascend.

Last thread: >>>/ot/756064

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:40:52 AM No. 786762

Had a coworker once praise me how I'm smart, capable etc and I had to turn away to not to start crying. I still cringe when I think about it.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:43:42 AM No. 786763

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>>786706
>after wiping and finding a 3 inch long flat, ribbony creature in my toilet paper.
J-Jesus Christ.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:52:10 AM No. 786766

>>786706
You have nice nails.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:54:46 AM No. 786767

>>786706
We had a few of those things in jars in the biology cabinet in elementary school. We were given them when we were studying worm evolution, I remember everyone being fascinated holding and watching them, such an opposite reaction here lol. Kids love gross stuff I guess. The biggest one they told us was extracted from a little girl, it was much longer than she was tall.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 10:28:57 AM No. 786830

I think I need to go to the hospital. I'm either crying or drinking when I'm not sleeping and I barely sleep these days. It feels like if I even look around my apartment or pay attention to something that isn't mindlessly scrolling I can't breathe. Everything is so overwhelming.

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Art Redraw, Redlined, Revised 04/20/18 (Fri) 02:42:02 AM No. 243951 [Reply]

Post artwork that's been fixed, red-lined, redrawn, etc.

This is in part to stop the art cow threads from getting derailed. If you want to post a redline of Holly Brown's work, post it here. If you want to post liquefied art of Spechie's, post it here. If you recently fixed your own art work or redrew it, post it here.

All art posted on here is open to critique, so don't post anything you'll get touchy about.

The point is to have a "before" and "after" for those of us who find those picture satisfying or a detailed explanation of why the work is incorrect for those of us who are not artistically inclined.

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Anonymous 03/18/21 (Thu) 10:47:31 AM No. 764042

>>764033
>>764034
new copypasta

Anonymous 03/18/21 (Thu) 11:04:09 AM No. 764054

>>764042
I barely even remember what it said, why give it that much credit?

Anonymous 03/18/21 (Thu) 11:10:36 AM No. 764056

>>764054
it's a joke autismo sis

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:29:16 AM No. 786757

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Tried to fix the face from >>138175 from the bad art thread. Just a lazy paint over to try to make her look like a kid rather than a midget

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:31:27 AM No. 786759

>>786757
Oops, post link goes to the wrong post but oh well

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Favorite song lyrics Anonymous 10/27/20 (Tue) 06:30:25 PM No. 660956 [Reply]

or favorite song. What does it mean to you? Why is it memorable? What made it stick with you?

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Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:43:27 PM No. 786187

Get a load of this monster
He doesn't know how to communicate
His mind is in a different place
Will everybody please give him a little bit of space?
Get a load of this train wreck
His hair's a mess and he doesn't know who he is yet

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 07:32:54 PM No. 786389

You’ve been staring at me for like, a fucking hour
Can I help you?
Like, what’s your problem?
If you get near me though
If you try to touch me
I swear to god, shitdick
I will take my Louboutins and castrate you

I stomped on his balls
That boy’s crying now
I stomped on his balls
That boy’s crying now

Look but you can’t touch, bitch
Run up bitch, run up
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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:35:45 AM No. 786737

I'll be your #1 with a bullet. A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:00:24 AM No. 786747

You let the wrong people love you
But you don’t see that, do you?
When you cry and need my comfort
I drop everything to come over

Don’t bite your lip or grit your teeth
Just count to ten and try to breathe
You stupid bitch, can’t you see
The perfect one for you is me
The perfect one for you is me
The perfect one for you is me
You stupid bitch, can’t you see
The perfect one for you is me

You don’t know what you deserve
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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 07:31:59 AM No. 786776

>>786737
pete might be an abusive asshole but futct is all bangers

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Unpopular Opinions #45 Anonymous 03/30/21 (Tue) 01:55:52 AM No. 772442 [Reply]

previous thread >>>/ot/756733

Disclaimers:
>Reminder that if you are a radfem/pinkpill/Terf sperg/gendercrit, the "unpopular opinions thread" is not your reverse uno to continue the discourse. Nor is it your general place to try and fight people. Ignore posters you disagree with.

If you are here to;
>sperg about trannies ruining your board, or your conspiracies that everyone who disagrees with you is a tranny - BAN.
>explain in detail why every man is shit - BAN.
>fight people who disagree with you - BAN.
>post vaguely veiled gendercrit posts to try and evade the no gendersperg rule - BAN.
>reply to someones personal experiences because you inherently disagree with their views - BAN.
>discuss your views on racism - BAN.
>have gender crit discussions - BAN.
>try and score twitter cookie points by dunking on the "bigot" terfs - BAN.

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:38:29 AM No. 786740

>>786643
I guess I need to watch more? All the clips I’ve seen and videos I’ve tried to watch seem pretty lolrandom, like someone linked me a Cheezits vs Cheese Nips thing he did citing it as one of his best moments and I just found it annoying.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:41:20 AM No. 786741

A Neo Neo Romanticism wave should come back, especially for male fashions. Long hair, (masculinised) heels, blouses, ect and the like. Always preferred me a dandy or almost "metrosexual" style on a guy as opposed to the ugly lumberjack brutish look men got going on these days. Im getting tired of seeing male actors and men walking around with crew cuts and those beards. I wonder if trannies ruined the momentum for this though

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:50:44 AM No. 786743

>>786741
I really want that, but I wonder how long it would take for men to actually get how common sense hygiene works and such.
I would love to see men wearing blouses and heels.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:18:26 AM No. 786755

>>786741
You're talking my language anon. The 80s was great for this and then grunge spoiled it all. Then metrosexual hit a bit during the early 00 to mid 00s, then "cool guy beards" came and ruined everything again. Think we're due a swing back our way, trans or not.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 07:20:04 AM No. 786775

>>786644
Id take poop anons and de/g/enerates over the newfaggotry on our drama boards any day

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Absolutely Retarded Shitpost Thread Yet Again (#5) Anonymous 03/28/21 (Sun) 03:22:56 PM No. 771391 [Reply]

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:
>>742396

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Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 03:02:20 AM No. 786681

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>>786640
I know my self-esteem is bad when I read this and thought it could describe me kek

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 03:21:33 AM No. 786694

>>786681
Please no, nonnie, you’re beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 03:26:27 AM No. 786697

>>786694
thank you sweet anonina I like these anon variations that piss off random angry nonnies lol I appreciate it. Luckily no one bullied me it's kinda fucked how we can develop these insecurities regardless. Anyway you're beautiful as well inside and out!

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 04:03:36 AM No. 786713

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>>786697
I love you, nonnie! This is us hanging out.

Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:34:16 AM No. 786735

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>>786713
oh absolutely! Love you too!

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Lolcow Prayer Requests Anonymous 03/28/21 (Sun) 10:59:39 PM No. 771638 [Reply]

The purpose of this thread is to build a network of faith by praying as a community. By requesting prayer, others farmers have committed to pray with you, and God has already heard your prayer.
Please keep commentary minimal and constructive.

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Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 07:10:31 PM No. 786368

>>786362
Samefag, that's the wrong plane-fucking post! Here's the actual plane-fucker anon >>>/ot/711813

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 07:22:01 PM No. 786381

>>786362
>>786368
can someone please pray for these plane-anons

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 07:32:52 PM No. 786388

>>786381
I pray for them (or her) from the bottom of my heart

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 11:04:18 PM No. 786555

>>786359
nonnies why …

Anonymous 04/18/21 (Sun) 11:24:48 PM No. 786570

>>786359
>>786555
I pray so that it all goes well for you ♥ I am sorry you are going through a heartbreak.

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