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Funny posts of lolcow.farm Anonymous 07/25/20 (Sat) 02:00:49 PM No. 589875 [Reply]

This thread is for all the posts old and new that make you laugh and deserve to be shared again. Anything goes. Just get in here and post em

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Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 02:42:52 AM No. 604081

>>603804
I love them too. Sometimes they bring in the lolz for anon's questionable taste. Other times they bring in the validation that I'm not a weirdo.

Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 08:01:25 AM No. 604227

>>597798
Late here, but lmao I love this.

Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 09:30:34 PM No. 604692

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:29:00 AM No. 604991

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:29:29 AM No. 604992

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>>604991
adding the reply from op too just bc i found the exchange cute lol

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What names do you associate with what behavior with? Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 02:40:38 AM No. 604080 [Reply]

We all know Karens, Chads, Stacys, Nigels, etc but is there any particular name that you personally associate with a certain personality? Most likely judging from personal experience (Ex: "Jason tend to be assholes")

For me personally most Angelas (although not all) come off as raging cunts. Ironic, given that it means Angel.

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:33:24 AM No. 604947

>>604938
Kek I gotta see one of those tomorrow, spot on

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:54:21 AM No. 604979

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>>604944
tru dat

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:12:50 AM No. 604985

I never knew an Ian who wasn't a cunt. See also: Lostprophets

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:22:22 AM No. 604987

Guys named Tim are irritating. Picky eaters, rules lawyers, teacher's pets.

>>604100
Go away, Angela

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:24:37 AM No. 604988

josh and chrises have lolcow tendencies

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Stupid Questions #16 Anonymous 08/06/20 (Thu) 10:13:06 PM No. 598404 [Reply]

Ask a stupid question to receive
+10 Intellect
+5 Wisdom
-20 Charisma

Previous thread >>585082

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:43:16 AM No. 604973

>>604962
No no no, not like that. I meant I feel uncomfortable because I don't know how to respond besides just laughing. I feel like I have to come up with a better response than just laughing but I'm not witty like that. Sorry, I'm not a native English speaker so maybe 'uncomfortable' wasn't the appropriate term, but I hope you get what I mean.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 10:11:01 AM No. 604980

>>604939
That means they think they are better than one of the partners and believe that a person whom they hit on will jump on them at any second.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 10:12:18 AM No. 604981

>>604973
I get what you mean but I don’t know what to do either. My boyfriend often makes lame jokes (imo), laughs out loud and then looks at me an I’m like “ha”.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 10:54:51 AM No. 604983

>>604946

Good question because I miss scrolling through Insta …

>>604971

nta but they removed that option. Now you can't even open a post without getting the "sign in" pop-up. You have to open each post that you can view without an account tab by tab because clicking through isn't an option anymore.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 01:15:52 PM No. 605034

>>603688
literally just stop talking to men and all your shallow complexes will start to dissolve

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Totem 2: Electric Boogaloo Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 05:24:36 AM No. 604193 [Reply]

prev thread hit cap

ask your questions faggots

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 06:12:44 AM No. 604903

Am I working too much?

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:09:16 AM No. 604921

can I lose 30 pounds this year sanic?

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:23:21 AM No. 604928

Should I stop talking to him?

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:03:27 AM No. 604961

>>604921
Just do keto

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:42:14 AM No. 604972

Will I leave soon this hellhole of a country?

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Tech Cows Anonymous 08/13/20 (Thu) 10:48:29 PM No. 603913 [Reply]

Talk about any tech and engineering cows. Here are few good ones to get into:

TechLead:
>fired from google, makes money off wannabes by prefacing satire videos with “as a millionaire”
>Went through a divorce with his wife after forcing her to live with his family to save money, ignoring her complaints about the way they treat her.
>Made a video about how he felt free because his wife and child were holding him back from being able to do whatever he wants like travel
>supposedly doxxed and blackmailed some guy named Matt Tran

Joshua Fluke
>typical know-nothing “web developer”
>makes weirdly personal videos, including ones claiming:
>his wife forcing divorce
>shitty girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend
>his parents disowned him
>press x to doubt
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Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 06:26:44 PM No. 604537

>>603995
Is it in this video that he talks about how family is just a way to transfer money between generations and that's why he'll always keep a good relationship with his parents? To keep the money flowing.

Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 09:25:02 PM No. 604689

I was expecting Elon Musk and SexyCyborg but these other cows look interesting

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:33:38 AM No. 604969

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Oh boy, I wish this thread was here when the retarded ass Contributor Covenant drama was going down. The open source community is filled with insane people but this is one of my favourites.

Contributor Covenant
>A "code of conduct" i.e. set of rules for open source projects on how their community should be run and get rid of discrimination that is available for any project to adopt
>Quote from the CoC: "We as members, contributors, and leaders pledge to make participation in our community a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of age, body size, visible or invisible disability, ethnicity, sex characteristics, gender identity and expression, level of experience, education, socio-economic status, nationality, personal appearance, race, religion, or sexual identity and orientation."
>Okay sounds good, how did they fuck it up
>Well, as you would imagine, when a contributor to the project is found using language that someone finds offensive based on the listing above their access to the project can and should be removed, even when they have behaved well when interacting with the community and restrained from using problematic language. You tweet something possibly completely innocuous on your personal twitter account but end up hurting a snowflake's feelings - poof you're gone.
>Can you already guess what group abuses this to death? Hint: it begins with a T

Now the Contributor Covenant was created by an individual called Coraline Ada Ehmke (@CoralineAda on Twitter):
>A strong, independent wommyn in tech making the community more inclusive
>Just kidding, it's a tranny nutcase in his late 40's/early 50's with major mental health issues and constant public meltdowns and suicide bait on Twitter and riding the troon fame to make a living because he's a lousy, unskilled programmer who benefited from being a male dudebro called Corey Dale Ehmke in a male-dominated field for years before succumbing to his fetish in his early 40's
>So he's basically injecting his trojan horse of a rulebook into communities just so he gets to drive anyone out whenever he feels like
>Worked for Github but got bPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 10:18:17 AM No. 604982

Sage for blogposting but I'm a tech recruiter so I have to talk to these type of scrotes all day every day, and it's actually embarrassing how these big money tech chads act around women. Had multiple hit on me while just talking fucking business, one guy asked me out fully so i sent the call recording round my whole company to laugh at him kek. It's like they have never been on the phone to a female before.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 11:36:44 AM No. 604997

>>604982

Dave Jones of EEVblog wrote a book on internet dating years ago and it has shit like to just hit on random women you deal with through work. He makes a big deal about how his autistic creeping 'got him his wife'.

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:41:41 AM No. 604951[Reply]

Hello fellow disciples of the cock. I am working on an important project and I need pictures of your tits stat.

Thanks and godspeed - this one's for America.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:54:22 AM No. 604954

sauce

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:58:56 AM No. 604956

>>604954
you can do better than a R*ssian

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:35:28 AM No. 604970

>>604956
i see you have a shittaste, anon-chan. ♡

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Celebricows #13 Anonymous 07/10/20 (Fri) 02:15:29 AM No. 581955 [Reply]

Discuss celebrities with cow potential/cow like behaviors, or celebrities who abuse social media, both past and present.

Previous thread: >>558174
Dan Schneider thread: >>405637
Amanda Palmer thread: >>192724
Tinfoil General thread: >>490893

Last thread Milk:
>Discussion about Doja Cat, Lana Del Ray, and Chrissy Teigen continues
>Grimes now looks like a BTS member. Is still held hostage by Elon
>Azealia Banks claims that she had an affair with Dave Chapelle
>John Boyega gets into Twitter fights
>Broadway star Nick Cordero is battling Covid-19. Has since passed away. Discussion on whether is wife is milking his condition for her benefit or not.
>Hana Kimura, pro wrestler and cast member of Terrace House(a Japanese reality show), commits suicide. The fanbase of Terrace House gets exposed for how critical they are of the cast members and its possible that led to her suicide.
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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:44:15 AM No. 604952

>>604861
People talked about all those things, though. Why draw the line at Lana Del Rey?

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:58:48 AM No. 604955

>>604861
Got ya covered anon, here's the rest of the milk

>Naya Rivera confirmed dead
>Henry Cavill's creepy attraction to underage girls continues
>Jim Carrey and Ariana Grande sex rumors, discussion of Carrey abusing an ex girlfriend who suicided back in 2015
>Jada Pickett Smith talks about cheating on Will Smith, on television
>Johnny Depp and Amber Heard drama roars on, he told a reporter to hit the wall and called her a cum guzzler, he continues to hit the wall himself
>Elon Musk said to be responsible for Heard's cuts and bruises, not Depp
>rapid cycling bipolar Kanye West spergs out on Twitter, prompting Kim Kardashian to apologize for his actions
>John Travolta's wife dies. Will he finally come out as gay? Not if Scientology has anything to say about it!
>Grant Imahara of Mythbusters dies of a brain aneurysm
>Adam Savage of Mythbusters accused of sexual abuse by his younger sister
>Jizzlaine Maxwell arrested. Is pleading not guilty and offering up information to the authorities
>In light of the Jizzlaine drama, Epstein documents from the lawsuit against Virginia Giuffre leaked
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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:03:00 AM No. 604959

>>604955
love u

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:14:25 AM No. 604964

>>604955
bless you anon

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 09:32:40 AM No. 604967

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>>604959
>>604964
thank you anons

for as dry as the world seems lately there'll always be celebrimilk flowing, might as well embrace it

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Music Production thread Anonymous 06/20/20 (Sat) 08:35:08 PM No. 572851 [Reply]

Do any farmers make music? This thread is for discussing and learning how to compose.

>Discuss music production, composing, writing songs
>Instruments you play
>Learning music theory
>Favorite DAW(Digital Audio Workstation)
>Best and worse plugins
>Favorite scales, chord progressions, stems
>Mixing and mastering, EQ.
>Your music

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Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 02:53:09 AM No. 599397

>>591957
god bless you anon, you've brought back an ancient memory for me. i used to listen to this album in highschool while doing homework. totally forgot it existed until i saw that album pic

Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 02:55:38 AM No. 599401

>>599397
Same, reminds me of discovering vaporwave for the first time in 2013 and listening to Eccojams Vol. 1 and Floral Shoppe on repeat.

Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 11:16:01 AM No. 599574

Anybody know how much it would cost approximately to get a power board cleaned up and fixed? I recently bought a Korg M1R and it arrived with 5 capacitors blown, which is making all the sounds glitch the fuck out like it's on constant overdrive. Factory resetting only restored names. I checked online and getting a separate power board is about $70, dunno what would be cheaper, cleaning and soldering in new capacitors or just fully replacing it? I don't know how to soldier for shit so I'm most likely gonna have someone else do it for me lol

Anonymous 08/09/20 (Sun) 10:43:53 AM No. 600228

>>572851
sauce for op image?

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:23:20 AM No. 604927

>>600228
Carole and Tuesday

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Dreams Anonymous 06/17/15 (Wed) 03:40:58 AM No. 10376 [Reply]

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had,recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.

I often have dreams where I am shopping, and I wake up pissed off because
>didn't actually buy anything
>have no money to buy anything
>what I bought in my dream probably doesn't even exist irl

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Anonymous 08/14/20 (Fri) 07:05:43 PM No. 604568

One time I had a dream that this girl from college had her birthday so I went to buy a handbag and a cake for her but I accidentally left the bakery without paying and realized when I was halfway gone so I tried to get back but I got lost, and when I saw her next time I told her that and she said "aww you stole a cake for me" and hugged me, it was nice, I felt like in the sims when they talk and you can see the friendship ++ above their heads kek

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 03:41:53 AM No. 604855

I had a dream recently where two parents came to me and said one of their sons had died and they wanted me to revive him so I did. They came back sometime later to tell me the other son had died and wanted me to revive him too. I told them I could only do it once for free, but they could trade the first son for him if they wanted. Then they straight up murdered the first son and were so maniacally happy to get the second son back. Kinda felt sick when I woke up tbh.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 03:54:01 AM No. 604858

>>604538
You sound underage

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:09:55 AM No. 604936

>>604858
No I don’t. I’ve likely trawled these caves long before you, anon. I just thought the “Jeshua (Jesus)” thing was ridiculous. You sound like a dork.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 12:43:43 PM No. 605019

>>604936
>muh fedora hat.jpg

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Vent Thread #49 Anonymous 08/07/20 (Fri) 03:16:01 PM No. 598810 [Reply]

Feel like shit? So does everyone in this thread. Vent to your heart's content.

Previous thread:
>>>/ot/590987

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Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:23:08 AM No. 604926

>>604925
fuck those bitches i hate that shit. you deserve better.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:33:01 AM No. 604929

>>604925
If your tics aren’t being caused by new medication unfortunately they are quite difficult to resolve and your current care team may not be the professionals to treat it. You might need to see a neurologist or get a scan done to make sure it isn’t a nerve being pinched.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 07:43:51 AM No. 604930

I was supposed to finally close the long distance gap with my boyfriend next month, but of course due to covid I can't move back over there now. He says he'll still wait for me but I feel like shit. I keep going through the 5 stages of grief over this lmao At some point I accept it and have a "I don't care" attitude and other days I feel like I'll be forever alone.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:27:40 AM No. 604940

I love my brother so much and it kills me to know he will probably never have a girlfriend. It's not his fault, we had it rough growing up and dealt with a lot of neglect and abuse. He had a stutter that my mom never got him help for, my stepdad at the time would beat him for his stutter because it annoyed him, so he eventually stopped speaking as much and his stutter got so much worse over time. This sounds harsh but if you spoke to him without knowing him you might think he was mentally challenged because of how bad it is. Over text? You'd never know. He's super charming and funny.

He's been getting help for it now for a couple years but there really hasn't been much improvement. He's so depressed and has no confidence whatsoever. He has become so withdrawn and I hate seeing him like this. He says he's too embarrassed to communicate with anyone besides his friends online who don't know what he sounds like.

I know not having a partner isn't the worst thing in the world, I'm more upset he's depressed in general but that thought popped into my head tonight and broke my heart.

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:28:23 AM No. 604942

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>>604930
are you me, anon? I was planning to close the distance too, hoping for October for both of our birthdays, but his country (and most countries I guess) is closed.

Sending you good vibes! we can do it!! we already waited so long, we can wait a little bit more. At the end it will be worth it! If only for the adventure.

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