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Previous thread >>1914725

Miley Cyrus claims she wasn’t aware of the drama regarding her mother and sister both being romantically involved with an old male >>1914739 >>1914749
Arianna Grande displays thigh gap >>1914866
Blind item about mystery pervert actor >>1914987
Kristen Stewart wears bodysuit to her premiere >>1915026 >>1915028
Cillian Murphy in the running to play next James Bond >>1915032
Sydney Sweeney made “women fuck dogs” joke on snl >>1915445
Sydney Sweeney Hooters snl skit >>1915450
Drake Bell was sexually abused as a child by Nickelodeon predator >>1915370
Olivia Rodrigo performs on tour >>1915524 >>1916077
Lana Del Rey poses with Barry Keoghan >>1916140
Natalie Portman divorces her ugly husband >>1917115
AI hologram of Marilyn Monroe will interact with people using GPT 3.5 >>1917120
Cillian Murphy’s son is now an actor >>1917129
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No. 1930744

>>1930593
Why would they be? The ~top 5% most beautiful women in the world~ are a lot less likely to exploit themselves the way actresses are forced to. They get married to some ogilarch or billionaire and fuck off.

No. 1930746

>>1930701
How come I never see you pathetic retards sperging about how men have mosaic dowmsyndrome? You are such a loser its unreal.

No. 1930753

>>1930746
I want to know what men have mosaic Down syndrome just like I want to know what men are crypto fas because I'm bad at spotting this shit

Also FAS doesn't mean ugly (if she is, Reese Witherspoon isn't for example), it just means you had a shit parent who substance abused while you were baking in the womb

No. 1930754

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>>1930746
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you had such a desire to look at abominations like this.

No. 1930755

>>1930753
Reese Witherspoon is not a good example, she's one of those old women with the uncannily infantile face and I hate when that happens.



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Post random things you hate and why. A picture of the thing you hate is always appreciated. Commentary is fine (positive, negative or neutral) as long as you don't come here to start a retarded infight with your personal issues.
Please don't vent about your life here. For venting about your personal life, your family, neighbors, boyfriend, coworkers etc. use the vent thread. For advice with your personal daily life use the advice thread. Keep the borzois in mind. Thank you.

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No. 1930120

David Paton of Pilot returned to sing “Magic” as the Ozempic jingle at Abbey Road.
We’re living in hell.

https://vimeo.com/879160738

No. 1930126

>>1929947
The YouTube search is absolutely useless nowadays.
It's been super complicated for me who looks for YouTubers who don't post shit anymore (but that I still enjoy a replay of) because their stuff is buried under so much crappy suggestions I really wouldn't bother ever watch. I don't know if the typical search symbols like quotations for "must contain that word" and minus for "all results including that word" etc. like on Google search work on YouTube. One would have to test it.

No. 1930169

>>1929864
Yeah it’s always men and the reason being that they do precisely fuck all for anyone else’s birthday.

No. 1930170

I hate how anorexic people's hands look. You don't really have that much fat in your hands unless you're really obese, so anorexic people just have these tiny little wrists and arms, and freakishly huge hands that are also bony. It's genuinely disgusting.

No. 1930691

This new trend of 5+ minute long youtube videos having burned in subtitles in bright colours and huge size fonts. And the text changes every 2-3 words instead of every sentence. It's tacky and distracting. It started with Tiktoks and Shorts but now it's on full length videos. Did everyone lose hearing ability or something? I don't mind subtitles if you can toggle them on or off.



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No. 1922358[Reply]

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

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No. 1930580

>>1930467
>>1930485
If you ever see a man using a woman's profile, report them. This is insane. I had no idea it was so widespread

No. 1930629

A bird pooped on my head today

No. 1930664

>>1930629
Do you know what kind of bird it was

No. 1930665

I wish my bro would buy me some sushi but he probably won't.

No. 1930676

>>1930664
Sorry it was dark and I only noticed when it ran down my nose



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This thread is dedicated to all and any fandom discourse.

Current topics include, but are not limited to:
> Proshipping vs Antishipping
> Ao3 Censorship and TOS
> Sapphic Underrepresentation in Fandom
> Carrds, DNIs and Call-out Threads
> Whitewashing vs Blackwashing
> ‘[Insert Sexuality]-Coded’ Characters
> Sapphic vs Fujo Misogyny Accusations

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No. 1930635

>>1930626
did you draw this, nona? your blobs are very cute!

and i agree, it's very annoying that someone would get into a piece of media only to give gender/sexuality headcanons to the characters and then forcibly ship them like slamming two dolls against each other. like you don't care about the rest that piece of media has to offer? plot, genre, themes involved? it's so shallow and passionless.

people who hc live action characters should be publicly shamed. if i was an actress and my character had only fanworks displaying her as a tranny of sorts i'd shoot myself. you see the body of a normal, healthy human and your first instict is to pretend that human is the opposite sex. it's so bad when they do so based on stereotypes (a short man, a buff woman, etc.), that will only drive more people to troon out!

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>>1930626
your comic reminded me of picrel

No. 1930642

>>1930626
Hardcore agree with everything. The annoying part about people's "headcanons" is that a headcanon needs to build from the canon and be supported by the unconfirmed implications of the canon. Like shipping is easiest to headcanon because if two characters are obsessed with each other you can headcanon that they are attracted to one another. But "modern" "headcanons" are literally just "Here's how I would re-write this heathen show and increase my twitter clout while catering to my fetishes!" like shut the fuck uppp lmfao.

No. 1930652

>>1930635
>people who hc live action characters should be publicly shamed
i see this so much with characters played by manlet actors, literally any manlet character in existence, even if they would realistically be against tranny shit (or are 'problematic' in other ways), even if they're from historical settings where those HCs wouldn't be possible. short scrotes are like catnip for tifs. a few years ago they used to make 't4t' jokes too if the actor dated taller women (like tom holland with zendaya)

No. 1930670

>>1930652
it's even stranger when it happens to men like Jared Padalecki, whole 6'5 and covered in body hair but gets portrayed as this small tiny TIF almost 90% of the time, cause he has long hair and the character he plays has a unisex name.



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No. 1930651

>>1930631
YES you need to. It sucks but it’s the only way to get rid of them. I threw out almost everything, put unopened stuff in the freezer for two weeks, and deep cleaned my entire kitchen. Never came back. I didn’t bother wjth the traps. Now I put all new dry goods in the freezer for two days after I buy them and put everything in air tight containers.
Don’t forget about teas, coffee, pet food, etc. If you saw two adults that means there are eggs and babies in your dry goods. You don’t want to eat that

No. 1930653

>>1930631
Should probably just check your flour etc. to see if there's grubs in there.

No. 1930654

Anybody know which Hall and Oats music video that banner is from?

No. 1930657

What does it mean when your dog becomes clingy when she's not traditionally so? She's 11 years old now and I wonder if it has to do with her age.

No. 1930659

>>1930654
You Make My Dreams



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No. 1484820[Reply]

Inspired by CC's unfortunately deleted thread. Post deranged things only a troglodyte XY defect would say.
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No. 1928908

Everyone I don't like has BPD and every BPD woman is a whore who'll sell her body at a moment's notice!

No. 1928927

>>1928773
kek I almost reported this

No. 1930175

>>1928908
But mentally ill women have the best pussy anon. They’re so desperate to be loved they’ll do absolutely anything to get you off while they expect nothing back. The only downside is occasionally they’ll run at you with a knife or try to throw boiling water at you but that still gets my dick totally hard.

No. 1930218

Had some Indian food last night and was charging up some crazy bad gas in my guts. Pulled up the sheets this morning and let rip. Now my girl is pissed a me!? I don't get it, it's just a prank. Girls need to chill out and learn to be funny. So fucking sensitive. Fucking hormone shit

No. 1930637

>>1930218
I think she's a feminist bro, you got need to drop that hoe and get a passport, women from third world countries will compliment you for ripping ass in their presence.



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No. 1890593[Reply]

previous thread >>>/ot/1256189

From mildly annoying, to ghoulish, to ghastly, to gag inducing.

Threadpic is Texas senator Ted Cruz
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No. 1930616

>>1930425
this guy isnt even 30 yet btw

No. 1930628

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>>1930425
nona im fascinated. any more puncheable examples? do you find thom yorkes lazy eye or or paris hilton lazy eye psychotic too? i have a lazy eye so I tell myself those two are cool to not go insane.

No. 1930630

>>1930628
nta but yorke left his wife the moment she developed cancer so he's definitely 100% psychotic

No. 1930633

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>>1930616
DUDE oh my god when i read this i thought you meant he was maybe 29 or 27 but no hes only 25. What is wrong with him

No. 1930662

>>1930628
I thought that was david spade at first

>>1930633
Oh there ain't no way that is his real age there ain't no way. He's lying, he's got to be at least 30



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No. 1730353[Reply]

Scotland edition.
Haggis, cèilidh, Count Dankula, SNP scandals and more!

Britbong Thread #1 >>>/ot/1433914
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Series 3 is the dullest one. Why is it so popular online?

No. 1929792

>>1929780
UK has went to complete shit since the start of that brexit shite. I now throughly regret not keeping up a European language at school and fucking off. I'm burnt out after getting a masters in STEM and settling in low skilled jobs because there's fuck all opportunity unless you've already got a contact with weight at some desirable company.

No. 1930034

>>1929792
But how is any of this related to brexit? Europe is in the exact same position as we are.

No. 1930609

>>1924825
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was called Quality fish and chips in Richmond upon Thames (I think) I returned up north where I belong a couple years back but I remember it being life changing

No. 1930611

I went to the doctors cos one of my tits swelled up and really hurt. Told to see if I get my period and do I pregnancy test. Did a pregnancy test, negative, got my period, still swollen and painful, have now developed a rash. Return to the GP after much effort to get an appointment, they dont know? Might be cancer? Got an appointment at a breast clinic on the breast cancer pathway. Month long wait, might die girls. Thank god my taxes pay for the monarchy and tory wages fuck the NHS amirite



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No. 1506368[Reply]

Share men's brainlet takes on anything women related
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No. 1930353

>>1570996
Tbh this one is true and I say this as a lesbian. One close lesbian friend is in an abusive relationship and low-key loves it. My (LDR) ex is addicted to shitty women and the emotional roller coaster that they cause her. Meanwhile I'm autistic, somewhat socially retarded and women avoid me like the plague IRL. And before someone accuses me of being a shitty abusive incel, I literally have never mistreated any woman I have interacted with, and I also never mistreated my ex or have plans to do so in the future with any woman. I don't actually hate women, I just have come to the realization that women really really hate autists. They hate when you try to talk to them, try to help them out or just exist in the same room, and it's even worse when you're a woman because you provide absolutely zero value to them (specially if they're het). I get it that women love overly-confident unstable retards that make every day with them seem like a spicy adventure, so I understand that I will never be chosen over them and it doesn't anger me anymore. The amount of times I've warned the women in my life about redflags in the partners and was "ignored" is just astounding. Pretty sure they are aware of it actually, they just get addicted to the toxicity of abusive relationships.

No. 1930475

>>1930143
Execution style.

No. 1930584

>>>1930353
Why you spergs have such a hard time accepting that you're all less likeable than the personality disorders?
I mean i like neither of you but at least the pds act more human-like lmao.

No. 1930586

>>1930353
To be fair, it's also cause "toxic women" are glamorized or written off as fun. The issue with women and shitty men stems from the fact the average man is extremely low effort and toxic moids start off relationships with effort and making women believe they're nice guys (Andrew Tate was actually very honest about manipulating women using the nice guy method). A lot of women see it as green flags that they don't have to jump through hoops for attention for once and then the red flags don't start flying until she's trapped emotionally or physically.

On top of that propaganda from other moids about "cycling through men" or shame about dating an abusive man keeps women silent since they know they'll immediately be blamed for choosing him even if they were planning to leave, or they're scared of "whoring around" by giving up on relationships too easily.

I also know a lot of women who are unfamiliar with healthy relationships will sometimes question others asking if certain behaviors are normal (ofc the reason why moids prey on previously abused women or women from broken homes since they don't know what healthy behavior is) and then people around her will tell her it's normal and that she's crazy for thinking it's ever a problem or tell her if she's doubting her relationship in the first place she should just leave

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Everytime I see men complain about women's accountability they almost immediately start naming things that are mens faults
>Muh single moms
Men statistically cheat most, abandon their children at far higher rates and ofc rape the most. The idea of a stupid 20 yr old girl just getting pregnant with any old deadbeat loser is definitely not the normal situation for why women end up single moms
>Abusive relationships!1!!
Once you blame women for an abusive relationship you already lost
>Men failing out of school!
Mens fault
>Men are criminals because of single moms!!!
Once you become an adult you got no one to blame but your own damn self. If you shoot someone and start crying about your parents relationship status idk what to tell you
>But 80% of women go for 20% of men!!
Literally only on dating apps only because men dominate them looking for hookups and affair partners. Also anyone who uses apps as an accurate representation of dating is insane



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No. 854762[Reply]

Cheers!

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No. 1929228

Not drunk, but trying not to drink. Boy do I love a good sloshing. A good drank. I drank cough syrup today for no reason other than hoping it gave me energy (the dayquil kind) and now I'm worried about drinking because of the nsaid, and I'm also worried that I'm so much of an addict I can't go one day without drinking knowing it will be good for my liver

No. 1929423

>>1928103
What flavour, if you don't mind me asking
>>1929228
Just don't mix the two. That's when your liver and other organs suffer the most (especially going to the bathroom or vomiting). Also get some help, I know I need it kek

Save the livers!

No. 1929948

>>1929423
That night I'd shaken them up with a spicy sweet bbq dry rub but next time I'm gonna shake them up with ranch seasoning

No. 1930147

>>1928103
That gif is stupid relatable

No. 1930571

I love getting drank before subset



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