/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Etheral electronic-alternative hipster musician turned imperialist-friendly space bimbo devoted to whiteknighting Elon Musk and making lame TikToks. Billionaire exploiting his workers and enjoying his cringe celebrity phase.

>Born Claire Elise Boucher on March 17, 1988 in Vancouver
>changed her name to c, a letter symbolizing speed of light
>attendend McGill University with plans to double major in neuroscience and Russian; got expelled for skipping classes
>first began posting music in 2007 on Myspace, released music on Arbutus, 4AD, Roc Nation. In 2021 she signed to Columbia Records, cause „she needs money for her music videos” cause „Elon doesn’t give her money” (despite successfully making videos for years)
>got together with Elon Musk because they made the same cringey joke relating to theory of roko basilisk
>has a child with Elon Musk, they named him X AE A-XII Musk. (Who knows how it’s really pronounced, Grimes and Elon have different opinions on that matter)
>used to have „anti-imperialist” written in twitter bio, removed it after her relationship with Musk went public
>apparently current subject of Elon Musk’s bimbofication process, fills her face with botox, as well as getting countless other pricey plastic surgery procedurers, most probably to satisfy her boyfriend; Elon’s ex wives all mentioned he pressured them into dying their hair blond and getting surgeries.
>wrote on Twitter that Elon illegaly preventing employee unionization is „fake news”. Claimed she „investigated this heavily”
>spends most of the time whiteknighting Elon on TikTok
>walking bilboard for Tesla; starred as „cybergirl” in Tesla ad
>made „Visions” under the influence of Adderall (as well as hunger and cold rooms)
>both she and her boyfriend made public appearances visibly high on something
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https://theysaythisneverhappens.tumblr.com/

Notable MtF-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ask_transgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/honesttransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MTFSelfieTrain/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mtf_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/
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Read the rules before posting! Newfags, type “sage” in the email field (unless reporting new milk). The same ol’ song and dance: Do not post faces of minors or links to Sabrina’s daughter’s social media.

Rules link
https://lolcow.farm/rules#snow


Kat/Stormy/PumpkinSpice/SixGinn/Morgan Hoffman:
>> Classic angry posts about men not financially supporting her begin to increase. It starts zero in on romantic partnerships (not clients/subscribers) and lament over emotional unfulfillment. It’s suspected to be a symptom of Pumpy’s growing inner turmoil over not getting the girlfriend treatment from Ty.
>> Hair fallout masquerading as Hair loss saga: It’s not just “muh lupus” anymore, it’s also “muh abortion.”
>> New trophy, a sphnx kitten (Sorrow).
>> Toys with the idea of having her implants removed for health reasons (muh lupus).
>> Claims to have postpartum depression from muh abortion.
>> Pumpy and Ty break up right before Christmas but, don’t worry, they get back together in time for her to spoil him with $5000 cash and $1k sneakers.
>> Genders aborted fetus as a “her” that she was previously so proud to yet, a generally odd move for someone who identifies as a they/them. Reveals feeling in shambles with the upcoming “birthday” of fetus.
>> Olive, one of her cats, has liver failure and she e-begs to pay the vet bills ($2k) while Ty clutches the $5k she gave him for Christmas. She also blames the new kitten, Sorrow, for Olive’s liver failure and claims that it happened because the new kitten has “food aggression” and prevents Olive from eating. Nonas note the new kitten is MIA.
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Thread created from Pride Month 2022 conversations on LGB rights being replaced by identity politics and queer relationships (eg spicy straights) and fetishists. This thread is to commiserate on our communities being erased because libfems and their nigels aren't like other couples. Although this thread is a place to vent together about the current gay community, homophobechans are not allowed or accepted. Since there is already MTF and FTM threads, this thread will focus more on the LGB community as a whole and topics that don't really fall under the Trans threads.

Topics of discussion:
-Rainbow consoomerism
-Hilariously stupid company pandering and other corporate unhinged content
-History revisionism
-Alphabet soup getting longer
-Celebs and cows pride-drama
-Spicy Straight
-Fetishists
-Queer and Trans taking opportunities away from LBG people


Pride Month 2022 Thread >>>/ot/1191923
Pride Month 2022 Thread #2 >>>/ot/1219875
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Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Occasionally scars us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account.

ToxicTears (Kaya) - Veteran goth youtuber, used to get hundreds of thousands of views, but her channel has dwindled down due to inactivity during the last few years of her relationship with Jake. Has a tendency to make a lot of excuses not to film, though seems to posting somewhat regularly again. Kind of an airhead, often anxious. Lots of old milk. Almost constant debate in thread in regards to her current cow status.

Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.


Previous thread: >>>/snow/1715677


Updates from last thread:
>>1753822 Gareth, a previous member in the MUNRO band calls Jake out on his ego and for choosing to go solo.
>>1752635 Kaya goes to Nevada, USA and Jake brags about shutting himself away to learn how to make music in his bedroom.
>>1708771 Jake uploads a 2 hour and 15 minute video 'breaking his silence' and makes an utter ass of himself in the process
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Thread for all twitch drama
Last Thread: >>>/snow/1528381

Recent drama:
>Slicker steals money from both friends AND fans, including a cancer patient.
>CrazySlick accused of sexual assault and OTK and crew (emiru, maya, mizkif, mitchjones, etc) are suspected of covering it up
>bonbibonkers/emiru have been allegedly groomed by a discord mod
>Erobb was banned and SA allegations have been coming out
>XQC/Adept break up (again)
>Hasan backs down from calling Destiny racial slurs
>Anisa confirms idubbbz is going to be the main fight for CC2, still butthurt from losing to Dr. Mike

Previous thread: >>>/snow/1790716

Shayna Leigh Clifford; 25 year old failing prostitute, porn sick degenerate, drug addict and alcoholic who spends her days posting free pictures of her hemorrhoid filled anus on twitter while begging for rent. Rejects her parents help to get an education and normal job. Hurts animals on purpose and panders to pedos by filming porn dressed as a child. Recently moved to Seattle after wasting years on an ex too ashamed to admit they were dating her and is currently looking her new Fupa 2.0.

THE SHAYNATORIUM IS NOW OPEN FOR ALL YOUR SHAYTISTIC NEEDS: >>>/ot/1513705

REMEMBER: Read the rules before posting. Repetitive nitpicks about Shayna's body, face, and genitals are subject to a 1-day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in/edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking. Stay on topic, derailing and infighting will result in a ban. Sage when there’s no milk. Spoiler any NSFW images. No blog posting or bragging about how you're a better whore than Shayna. Nobody wants to hear about your degeneracy. This is a Shay thread, curb your enthusiasm when posting screenshots of other e-whores, they go in the e-whores thread. Shut the fuck up about her necrotit and take it to the shaynatorium

Summary of Last Thread:

>>1790725 Shayna shames a moid for wanting her to say she was underage and seems shocked her pedopandering attracted these types of people
>>1790735 Shayna self reflects on how she is a loser
>>1790744 Shayna releases a new video "Sucking and Fucking 7 Fantasy Cocks"
>>1790757 Shayna releases a new video "Cheating on my Fiance w/ his Dad"
>>1790763, >>1796888 Shayna has multiple problems with her vagina
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This is a series of threads about fakebois and trans-identified females (TIFs).

"Fakebois" are girls who pretend to be boys, either by becoming trannies or larping biological males (usually the former). Fakebois style and present themselves as androgynous or feminine-looking boys, or wearing girls' clothing and make-up while insisting on being addressed with he/him (or occasionally they/them) pronouns and take great offense at being gendered as female.

These threads are also now a catch-all for any minor TIF cows without threads of their own. Even "serious" troons, (like Kalvin Garrah and Ellen Page) are fair game, as are horrific troon surgeries and pregnancies. Just remember to spoiler that shit.

**TIFs, no one cares if you think you're ~more legit~ than the cows posted here.** Additionally, occasional discussion of fujoshis is fine, but don't sperg and infight about it.

Notable FtM-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FtM/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FtM_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys
https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIES/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMfemininity/

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Unsure if she is a lolcow but i wanted to discuss about the situation somewhere away from the 13 years old stans slayy queening her and the virulent alogs that want her to kill herself.
Basically:
>be funny youtuber
>makes videos related to lolcows mainly onision and shane dawson
>has around 200k subs
>suddenly quits the internet for a year

>returns after a year with the first video pic related
>says she's been stalked by a moid and to please send gibs
>doesn't elaborate much but looks clean and coherent

>second video drops with "context" (archived at https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-james-gregory-jackson-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/post-13579488)
>says she moved from cozy family house to a one room apartment in a basement
>mold, food stains in walls(sticky), dirt everywhere, one small window, smells putrid, bugs everywhere etc
>shares bathroom with other 5 apartments
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Tom Kaulitz and Heidi Klum met in March 2018 through a blind date arranged by a mutual friend, and in 2019 they announced their engagement on Christmas Eve. In the fandom it has been believed that the reality of the two having "fallen in love" was for pure publicity for the band since the band was no longer being mentioned which is pretty clear.

This Thread is to discuss the types of posts Tom and Heidi usually make to eacch other, theorize about Tom's behaviors towards his "beloved" wife.(shit thread, take it to celebcows)