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Eight Thread >>1087783
Ninth Thread >>1148062

Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly abusive husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness– which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.

She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past year, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.

Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a victim who fled from a terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She is now living back at home with her parents and has a job and a car, but continues all her usual crazy and continues putting all her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.

She has tried to start up her Youtube channel again, but doesn’t seem to have any consistent plans despite claiming otherwise. Keeps coming and leaving YouTube ad nauseam.

Other characters (because the “Ryans” can get confusing)…

>Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019.
>Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: Chase. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan, Short lived photographer boyfriend
>Ryan 9: aka CharmRyan/GhostRyan. who got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.

Other Characters
>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.
>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.
>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them. Currently still living with Mom and Stepdad.

Last thread:
>Still sperging out in stories at minor negative criticism left in comments on her socials. Turns all comments off for a while. >>1149903 >>1172689 >>1208616
>Continued derailing from assumed Hag friend aka Romy, not worth linking to, was just annoying and mostly deleted.
>Stimulus check debacle with Adam which continues throughout thread, claims he is defrauding her by still filing taxes as a couple, so her check is going to him and he keeps the money. Adam posts proof this is not quite the case. Hag fails to register for taxes again and again, just as she failed to complete her own divorce papers. Moral of the story, as ever, is learn how to adult if you’re gonna adult. >>1171298 >>1174874 >>1174958 >>1175085
>Some great drama with timeless quotes ensues, including "after a panic attack and what felt like a HOSTAGE situation…", “I dId NoT aUtHoRiZe ThIs” and “I hAvE bEeN rObBeD” >>1175132
>Story rants aplenty about how she is an adult yet reveal what the issue actually is, i.e. Heather >>1175498
>Many more Oscar tier performances about muh abusive past, being a content creator, and overcoming adversity. >>1153822 >> 1170257 >>1225690
>Gets in a minor car accident, if you can even call it that, cue biggest dramatic incident to ever have happened. >>1157922
>Of course she has whiplash and in a matter of just days is suffering from PTSD. Goes on major compo search to compensate for her PaIn aNd SuFfErInG. >>1160287
>Amazing scenes mourning loss of her old car. >>1163739 >>1163737
>With a little (i.e. a lot) of help from her mom buys herself a new car. >>1164290
>Which she promptly scrapes trying to leave her own house
>Guy sends dick pic Snapchat rant >> 1174639
>Going from “drab to fab” with her new blonde bombshell looks >>1180379 >>1180395 yet ends up looking like this >>1192208.
>HIV crisis as post hookup is anon texted >>1185266 Starts attacking potential suspects online >>1186095 including a mega rant at FemRyan >>1186122 >>1186132
>Gets called out on her desperate ‘Boudoir’ shots by some incel (who kind of had a point to start with, then drifted into scrote brain). Cue HagRant >>1187197 and vendetta >>1187260 >>1188104.
>Drops the Prairie Dress shoot in an urbex location she paid to visit. >>1198767
>Much cringe about her future lost love >>1203769 and of course the near misses >>1207960 >>1216543
>Humanises a vintage doll, names it Bubbles, buys it baby outfits and drives it around with her >>1216276 >>1216551
>We are introduced to Ryan 10, OldRyan, who goes on one, maybe two dates then ghosts our gal. >>1226729
>Finally, we have the Covid Episode >>1235471 in which our heroine is baffled how she caught the virus, is experiencing the worst pain, hallucinating, going mad because quarantine, then goes antiquing before her quarantine period is up. As we would expect.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FreyaBunny19

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heather_explores/

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heather_explores

No. 1242907

Last thread >>1148062 locked.

No. 1242912

looks good anon, thanks for the new thread appreciate u

No. 1242925

Thanks. Fucked up some of the links but there we are.

No. 1243119

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>bought Bubbles a sister, Chippy
Sanity has left the chat

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No. 1243294

hiring Ryans is a bold move

No. 1243306

heather STOP jfc anons I want off this ride

I feel like she's tried this before and it didn't work

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Hag’s recently been griping about PA nonstop, how she’s too ‘different’ to fit in, etc etc, you know the drill. I wonder what’s going on behind the scenes.

This story post is bleak as fuck, not least because she’s referring to how pretty and interesting she was. For one, she’s wearing a mask, for two, no, you really weren’t. Hindsight is merging with false memory and this little post Covid knock is really flexing her Karen.

No. 1243685

I’m sure the people who take up this offer will be totally normal

No. 1243724

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Give it up already Hag, the novelty has clearly worn off, and this is why people don’t take you seriously. You’re a tourist. No place to pee? Much explorer spirit.
Is the LARP coming to an end? Calling her next move as something fashion/make-up/shopping related.

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No. 1243938

>griping about PA
yeah, because it's PA's fault that you manage to alienate everyone you meet, ok

>a difference of 2 years will kill absolutely EVERYTHING

she has to know how weak this sounds, right? if you're not happy doing something then take a break from it. one thing doesn't need to be your ENTIRE personality.

No. 1243967

No place to pee? None of the cemeteries where I live have bathrooms. Is it normal where she's from to have bathrooms in cemeteries?

No. 1244104

Bored to death? But isn't your whole personality about going to cemeteries? Didn't you leave the last 20 guys because they just couldn't understand how weird you were because you love cemeteries and that will never change?

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No. 1244237

You're going to be a relationship hopper for the rest of your life because you will never be happy with what you have.

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This 100%.
She always bleats on about having no one to hang with, yet manages to go on days out with like 4+ people, whines that no one will adventure with her, begs for friends, gets loads of replies from other losers willing to hang out, then goes on to say no one will give her a chance. So what, she has loads of offers but doesn’t want to hang out with those particular geeks. Well, newsflash Hag, they are your people. You’re not gonna get better offers without a total personality overhaul. Stay in your lane and stfu.

No. 1244679

she should just say RYANS OR GTFO because that’s what she means
whining about how single you are on social is definitely the best way to find a relationship

No. 1246014

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>Why am I so unlucky in the Love Game?

No. 1246018

No pics but I can't believe this bitch went out after isolating 8 days, hasn't posted a negative result (we know she would if she had one) and hung out with people without a mask.

No. 1246082

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How’s this for you, then? Peep the crowds at this graduation event. She’s such a moron.

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Leaving this one here for posterity. Don’t think it’s a potential Ryan but it’s defo a potential Covid victim kek.

No. 1246166

I get that places have different isolation times but wasn't this bitch practically dying a week ago? Till we get a negative test result, I consider her positive kek

No. 1246412

Big yikes on just how unflattering this picture is of her

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No. 1246585

Incel manifestos are the best. I hope we get videos of her sitting in her car seething over couples holding hands.

No. 1246600

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>crying about being 31 like it's over the hill
It's probably because once you hit 30 the dating pool on apps tend to shift a bit and there's no 20yo spoopy boys looking for 30-something year old heathers unless they have a cougar kink or are just looking for random hookups and dgaf. Obviously didn't help Heather chased away however many eligible Ryans already though.

How long until she makes a doll out of one of the failed Ryans?

No. 1246604

She's approximately 14 minutes and one stolen pig away from becoming Alicia Day.

No. 1246712

heather's a depressing cow now that complete disillusionment with her shitty life choices has sunk in. hope she can have a nice manic episode and get on the upswing again
she either needs a new ryan or a new personality overhaul now that she resents cemeteries and spooky shit. 31 isn't too old to start over and insist you're finally living your truth!

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What lead her to this particular sartorial decision?

No. 1246859

Oh dear, is the next phase of reinvention Cottage Core? Would make sense for her to choose an aesthetic that's on the way out AND co-opted by white supremacists

No. 1246972

Kek thanks anon, I caught the first story slide, missed the other two, when I checked back she’d done a dirty delete. There can’t be a single follower of hers that doesn’t think she’s totally crackers.

No. 1247223

>My life is falling into place
Says the 31 year old living with her parents and working part time at a dead end job that barely funds her shopping addiction. Even without her extreme hobby of online ranting, this would be a gigantic red flag for anyone looking for a serious relationship. But how dare anyone suggest she needs to work on herself! Surely there's some perfect Ryan out there who wants to adopt both her and her baby dolls?
Could she be moving on to a plant hoarding phase? Spooky!

No. 1247923

I think a therapist can help. Heather, it's your behavior that keeps people away, not your hobbies.

No. 1248381

Unable to screen cap but Heather’s latest rant is still on her stories. She’s been pumped and dumped by another boy she has gotten feelings for over the past few weeks lmao

No. 1248482

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As you say, another pump and dump. This was potential Ryan 11 aka OldRyan.

Here’s a recap
>few weeks ago caught feelings for someone I was dating
>he was different or so it seemed
>I gave him what he wanted then he ghosted
>it’s all because of my hobbies
>I hate myself for it and think I’m so fat and so ugly (not to wk but I felt bad for her when she said that)
>still on all the apps
>not giving up on love just yet

Was expecting this rant having seen her three vague posts about someone who forgot her and the silence is the most painful thing etc etc

No. 1248648

Samefag to add something I totally forgot and wish Hag had absolutely done. She was sitting in the parking lot and claimed
>I am so close to just buying alcohol now to numb the pain
I for one would love to see Heather absolutely blistering shitfucked and losing her shit online. This admission of wanting booze is the only glimpse I’ve had of her being anywhere near normal.

No. 1248925

for some reason I imagine Heather being a teetotaler type, I can't remember the last time I saw her reference booze

No. 1248938

Me too. Only in the sense of putting other people down for drinking, have I ever heard her speak of it.

No. 1248953

Didn’t she get shit faced and post videos of her licking one of the ugly Ryan’s earlier this year?

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You know what, nona, you’re right, she did. BomberRyan.

We back on the spin cycle with a new upcoming Boudoir Shoot.

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Someone’s been lurking >>1248953

No. 1249149

oh, thanks heather, I was about to look for that in the other thread kek

I'm so confused, so she's been falling for OldRyan while simultaneously CONSTANTLY posting about how lonely she is?

No. 1249204

is that Ryan Z?

No. 1249289

Oh gross

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I always forget she is a furry. It's gross.

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No. 1249603

I love how she continues to emphatically insist that she's perfectly mentally healthy – it's just her "hobbies" that scare people away.
It's definitely not that she's overbearing, clingy, dramatic, and emotionally unpredictable! It might not be bipolar, but damn, the girl is mentally sick. Sometimes it's sad to see such strong denial like this!

No. 1249796

Already deleted. It’s funny that she’s so offended by the suggestion. She absolutely does have a whole raft of issues. Frankly, bipolar would be a far better reason for her manic outbursts, much more than the first world neuroses she’s developed by…never developing.

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Girl, stop already. We know you lurk, so please take this advice - join a gym, do some classes, continue to do them, feel way better about yourself. Hell, maybe you’ll even meet people.

No. 1249950

non-yankeefag here, is Sheetz not a literal truckstop? She eats at a truckstop every night, and wants boys to know this?

No. 1249956

Sage for random explanation/no milk

Sheetz is a gas station however their food is actually better and higher quality than most fast food restaurants. It’s like a very large convenience store with a snack bar and I believe they all have indoor dining spaces now since they sell and serve alcohol.

No. 1249972

thx anon, sounds cool honestly, but not very spoopy unless it's a haunted colon you're hunting

No. 1249974

also she should cut her hair a bit, take a break from the RyanQuest, and ditch the hideous glasses
she will do none of these things of course

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Anon, based on recent story post, there is no hope.

No. 1249996

Sheetz will cater

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Mom, somebody drew a face on the tablecloth for some reason.

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>I’m immune to Covid now
No, dumbass, you’re not.

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>now that Covid is over how do I meet people?
>the last person I dated turned out to be a gigantic piece of shit and I HATE HIM
>I’m so sick of being taken for a fucking ride by these fucking douchebags
She mentioned something quickly like she was a stop gap for OldRyan before the girl he really wanted (his ex?) came back
>sexy photo set coming up
>that’s how I rebuild myself after a guy totally fucking ditches and rejects me
>that’s how I build my confidence and how I feel empowered
>you’re the one that missed out, not me!

No. 1250136

I’m going to second this anons advice. Heather, the gym is a good place to meet men irl. Do not scare them away and talk about your past Ryan’s, emotional baggage, or your baby dolls and you should be good.

No. 1250150

if nothing else she'll maybe make FRIENDS

girl needs friends more than she needs a ryan, like holy shit

No. 1250187

its so funny the way she is POSITIVE that its her hobbies and not her that turn guys off. this has been said 1.5 billion times but "creepy"/goth women get married to regular guys all the time??

No. 1250216

heather has no sense of self or personality outside of her 'hobbies' so its no wonder she's confused

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Looking absolutely unhinged. She wanted this photo shoot to send a “shiver of regret down his spine” (story now deleted), but if anything he’s probably looking at this picture and glad he dodged a bullet.

No. 1250309

no, it isn't

No. 1250317

this is the thing of nightmares.

No. 1250318

Depends on the size/age of the cemetery and if they have a mass mausoleum or not I think? Small cemeteries never have bathrooms, but many of the much larger city ones will have some kind of bathroom much like a park. At least this has been my experience with large cemeteries anywhere from the midwest to the upper east coast.

>cries about being "fat" and "ugly" just days ago
>brags about eating convenience store food for dinner all week

KEK. Married in a discounted Target prairie dress to a Taylor swift song, sheetz can cater and they can exchange lockets of their hair. So spoopy.

No. 1250333

This is such incel talk. I'm pretty sure normal-ish people don't skip straight to "gigantic piece of shit/douchebag" talk after a brief round of dating that doesn't work out. It's like how gross scrotes immediately call women disgusting whores when they get rejected. Like … cool it, Hags, your hookup didn't work out and it was probably your fault, enough with the psychotic melodrama.

No. 1250560

Kek absolutely unhinged is correct. This is the absolute frighteners. The biggest irony of her “this is what you could have had” photo shoots, is that most of them HAVE had it, and clearly don’t want it. Hilarious.

Absolutely. Such an overreaction. Tinfoil but I could imagine the hook up was tentative, maybe he even told her it wasn’t totally over with his ex, maybe even adding that it was messy. So what does our girl do? Decides that’s the guy for her. Now drifting into tinfoil wonderland but I can even imagine Hag working harder for that guy to cunt his ex girlfriend (or wife, even) off, and prove that she’s the best girl of all.

Why do I get scrote vibes from you? Reverse image search confirms it. Are you OldRyan?

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No. 1250702

Hold your tinfoil anon. I was just making a comment about her hideous tablecloth dress. Does not take either a scrote, or a personal grudge to do that.

You seem really invested in theorising about oldryan.

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Anon, I apologise. It was because picrel and I went down a rabbit hole. Yeah am curious about OldRyan but also potential incels coming here to flex on her femcel behaviour.

No. 1250775

Fair enough. And we have had incel/MRA types on this board before. Remember that asshole who photoshopped a dick into her mouth? But I kind of doubt she would be on their radar. If anything, her constant can't-get-a-man bitching would contradict their narrative that women hold all the power.

Also i forgot to crop. So yeah…

No. 1250999

All’s well that ends well. Yeah true enough, all men except simps (and maybe even they) would switch off at her bitch snooze.

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Peep the Clay. Is Clay a common Amerifag name, or is this ClayRyan?

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The mask won't make the situation any less awkward heather.

No. 1251381

Yeah I thought a long time ago she must be terrible in bed bc way too many men ghost her immediately after fucking her

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Absolutely cursed

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Please stop

No. 1251632

why are you this stupid?
cluster b personality disorder. see a therapist you absolute melon.

No. 1251778

>you absolute melon
Oh anon you got me dead

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Heather, you were supposed to make him regret leaving you, not sleeping with you!

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So here’s the guy who supplying her mask. I mean…just…why? She doesn’t genuinely fit into that world, so why bother.

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At a quick glance I thought she was breast feeding the doll.

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When you thought things couldn’t get worse…here’s Hag dancing with a creature.

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If these two get together the milk will be abundant.

No. 1252977

Spiralling in both a literal and a figurative sense.


Oh god, please let bubbaryan be a thing!

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Bitch, you lyin’

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>Queen of
>Only just started

Already deleted.

No. 1253283

She's an XS?
Only in the height department. She's a stout little hobbit.

No. 1253511

>the most beautiful dresses ever
Ngl, these hideous dresses make me miss her shitty killstar wardrobe. Poor heather has no taste.

No. 1253783

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She really had a highlight dedicated to her underwhelmingly average tits?

No. 1253799

kek that looks so out of place with her other highlights

No. 1253814

Nona this is hilarious. What a fucking drunk mom.

No. 1254251

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Okay, Heather. /s

No. 1254254

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No. 1254292

Already deleted.
I don’t get why she can’t just keep her mouth shut and get on with her life. Just for once. She’d be way happier if she did.

No. 1254338

File: 1623537685148.png (2.64 MB, 750x1334, ED1E2F43-430B-46C6-B579-09502F…)

Okay so, when she says this (picrel), I roll my eyes and think ok then, yeah yeah, we know you’re Sheetz five nights out of seven, but…then again, she really just ate all this (see next pic) in the last hour?


No. 1254346

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Tinfoil but justified perhaps…next chapter is Fat Heather. We know she always wishes this and that, to be vegan again, to work out again, to come back to YouTube etc etc but I really can see her giving in to the lure of fat ranting self acceptance HAES Hagther.

No. 1254576

Filling the emptyness that is her personality with food and hoarded "treasures." The Heather way.

Maybe you're right anon. Waiting for feederryan.

No. 1254769

>I know what I have to offer
What heather? Tell us what you actually have to offer?

No. 1254780

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I can’t wait for the day she buys alcohol and goes on a gluttony/booze rampage.

No. 1254782

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Bad decisions and worse whining.

No. 1255225

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No. 1255250

friendship ended with fast food, RyanQuest back on

No. 1255775

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No. 1256091

Yes Heather, that's how it works.

It makes sense, given how much time you spend hunting for spooky girls.

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No. 1256587

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No. 1256672

Is heather religious, thought I saw a while back that she was into wicca or something like that?

No. 1257907

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I would like opt out of the “nightmare fuel” chapter in Heather’s journey to womenhood. But I guess this is where we’re at now.(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 1257912

Sometimes she claims to be wiccan. Sometimes she claims to be vaguely "spiritual." She talks to the moon.

No. 1257976

She put these new pictures up onto her dating apps. She is sure to lure in a decent guy with these.

No. 1258191


>She put these new pictures up onto her dating apps. She is sure to lure in a decent guy with these.

Maybe some pedophile necrophilliac is trying to keep things legal? That's a demographic who can't afford to be choosy, so it might work out for her.

Didn't know "spooky boy" meant "must have a boner for chucky"(redditfag, integrate)

No. 1258291

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No. 1258293

Heather is my favorite weird cow

way to have a hobby that will freak out 99% of everyone, not just dudes

No. 1258423

It's not even really a hobby its more just being weird, it's like saying hoarding is a hobby or walking around shopping centers is a hobby like sure you are doing something but it's not really a "thing".

No. 1258430

Her only real hobby and true love IS hoarding

No. 1258465

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Just. Stop.

No. 1258471

Oooh, perhaps a Juggalo

No. 1258482

Her desperation is pure social repellent

No. 1258859

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No. 1258861

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No. 1258881


Please read this, Heather. I'm rooting for you, but I feel sad seeing you constantly sabotage yourself.(this is autistic)

No. 1258897

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No. 1258913

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Just get some fucking therapy, jfc.

No. 1258917

>will sacrifice literally nothing for a partner and always treats them like a hired servant
>I would give up photography if it meant I could be loved uwu

No. 1258925

She's not fat, kinda concerning she keeps talking about her weight now.

It's weird Heather has never considered the eternal truth that men ain't shit? Men use and discard all kinds of women, she is objectively on the higher end of good looks for her age and race, and her hobbies are actually pretty normal among arty and goth types. She has issues with being high maintenence and expecting everyone to be her PA, but she's not being beaten by better women, nor are any half decent men rejecting her. The truth is 99% of men are awful scrotes and the fact she romanticizes every one of them is just her projection onto her life. She has the temperment of a 14 year old and seems kinda stuck in it. But surely after all her experiences she has to consider that none of these scrotes are worthy of romanticizing and she's wasting her time looking for a type of man who doesn't exist.

No. 1258934

Also to add to this: they run because they know they will not meet your expectations. She expects high romance and drama and these guys want to kick back with a beer.

It's clear what she expects and most men know operating on these levels of drama and romance are literally impossible for them. So even in the instances where she meets a fellow teenage-minded person like FemRyan, she drives them away with extreme romantic projection. That's not gonna change, but maybe one day a super dramatic and romantic man will see her Instagram batsignals and it will be a happy day for Heather. Might be a while though. But yeah, it's nothing to do with her weight or appearance.

No. 1259098

It's maddening to watch because I do think she knows this, but would rather whine about her looks than admit there are immature facets of her personality that she could grow. Guess that's what makes her a cow, that BPDesque deflection. There are likely people sending her messages saying as much, but she'd rather focus on the (supposed) ones that say she'll never be loved.

No. 1259194

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No. 1259212

Stop beating yourself up. You're struggling, because you refuse to learn the importance of self worth. No one can love you, if you cant even love yourself. You can do this.(wk)

No. 1259219


Direct your focus towards yourself, not guys who frankly, don't give a shit about you.
This is what you have been searching for. Always, always, always put yourself first.

No. 1259252

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Jesus christ heather, she does this shit every fuckin 3 weeks. It's ridiculous. I don't know why she does that understand that men read through her and see thats she a broken crazy girl. Because she gives the goods up so quickly thats all she's good for is a hit it and quit it type of a girl. She needs therapy, major therapy. She's so fucked up in the head the only person who can help her is a professional.

No. 1259260

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Looks like Heather is upset about the 100th guy she slept with, the one she currently went photo shooting with. Does she not realize that men talk and know your history online? Lol she is such a joke

No. 1259268

Heather: I don't like fuckboys. I am not a warm body you can use.
Also Heather: fucks every boy.

How many new beginnings can she have?

No. 1259279

I don't even really think her sleeping with them so quickly is the issue. Some of them are "fuckboys" but I think the issue is how she acts in the relationships. She goes on 1 date and then is trying to get a lock of their hair to put in her necklace and telling them that the only dates they can go on are strolls around the cemetery or antique store. She acts so controlling and extreme to her dates before they are even an official couple

No. 1259288

>gives the goods up so quickly
>thats all she's good for is a hit it and quit it type of a girl
>the 100th guy she slept with

every once in a while you pop up to a-log about how Heather’s such a whore and we have to tell you to go away again

No. 1259292

If you follow her she fully admits she sleeps with these guys and they leave her, so maybe do your research before trying to someone to "go away" since Heather leaves nothing to the imagination nor her private life(sage)

No. 1259295

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No. 1259299

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No. 1259301

You really think she has a thread and we’re all laughing at her just because she sleeps around? The fact you think it’s such a big deal screams scrote to me.

No. 1259303


She has a lot of mental issues that stem from her past and her family. She never mentions having a dad in her life, I am aware there is a step dad in her life but she is always seeking validation from anyone and anywhere, wither that is getting compliments on the internet or feeling loved by a stranger and feeling accepted. Again, this is more then her just sleeping around but you seem to get super butt hurt about the subject, maybe grow a set and stop being such a sensitive snowflake.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1259319

Wonder who she is directing this at? She seems surprisingly self aware in these, but I don't know why she's acting like these story posts are the worst thing she's ever posted when so many crying Stories have been posted ITT.

These are almost too vague and she runs through so many guys (afaik she doesn't sleep with most of them, fyi scrote upthread) it's probably hard for the guy in question to even realize they are about him.

No. 1259326

I'm curious to know which Ryan this was too. I don't think it's directed at BubbaRyan at all. It seems like a prior Ryan who ghosted her? Tbh I can't keep all the recent Ryan-to-bes in order anymore, it's been so rapid fire lately.

I agree she seems to be vaguely self aware for this brief moment, if only she'd do something with this line of thought and actually get some therapy. It's pretty obvious she sees no value in herself unless a man does.

No. 1259364

Men don't leave her because they sleep with her. They leave because they get to know her better.

It might surprise you to learn that lots of people have regular sex. And sometimes even with multiple partners, and are generally not unlovable desperate lonely wrecks. This is all Heather.

No. 1259368

She’s talking about OldRyan, the last guy she officially dated (as in went on two dates with kek) who she caught feelings for, but he ghosted her after the second date.

No. 1259383

She was so close to understand her issues here. Yes, your looks are not a problem, the outside things like size and interests are not what makes people use you and avoid you…. but then she went 'oh nevermind, let me go back to self-pity'.
She should change her attitude towards relationships and work on her self-esteem, she likes to pretend how special she is, but she clearly don't value herself and need ryans to feel good and somehow change her mental problems.
Never change Heather, continue you love quest, this will totally work.

No. 1259506

Leaving, going away, going ghost, but keeps editing this. Must be pissing her off no one else is commenting.(sage your shit)

No. 1259851

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That was a fast week of ghosting 1/2

No. 1259852

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No. 1259944

wow, what guy could resist golden words like this
everybody wants a girlfriend who’s chill and well balanced like Heather

No. 1259965

She needs to learn that one or two dates doesn't make a relationship. I don't get how she constantly thinks every new guy she goes on a date with is "the one". First and second dates are to test the waters Heather, it's really no wonder they run for the fucking hills. The type of guy who would actually stay would probably end up wearing her skin.

No. 1259988

This is the worst Ryanectomy fallout from a Two-Minute Ryan yet. She literally dated the fool twice. Love that her going ghost meant continually updating the last grid post caption. Like every couple hours.

No. 1260153

File: 1624120190547.png (303.76 KB, 606x1086, Screen Shot 2021-06-19 at 10.2…)

Empowerment Heather returns kek

No. 1260160

Presumably with SexyPhotoshootHeather right behind her.

No. 1260171

File: 1624121513478.png (876.41 KB, 790x1060, Screen Shot 2021-06-19 at 10.5…)

She did that already for this breakup

No. 1260198

Still my favourite cow. Top marks for self perpetuated drama and phantom perceived enemies out to get you, Hag. We laugh at your cause you’re hilarious. We don’t a-log. We don’t wish you harm. We wish you to continue long and full on the road of hilarity. But please, get a new Ryan on the scene, any Ryan will do. Live long and prosper, my little dairy farm!

No. 1260236

Thanks Anon. I legit didn't pick up on the fact this was meant to be sexy.

No. 1260240

You can tell by the fact that she has her standard "sexy" gapping open mouth look.

No. 1260257

File: 1624127750111.jpeg (48.92 KB, 612x418, 5BB7ED58-B37F-4094-981C-3D19E4…)

The go-to gape.

No. 1260414

This cow is like a merry go round. Time to loop back around into tinder boys! weee

Ngl, one of my favorite memories is the time she sent her Target coworkers here to whiteknight her.

No. 1260420

One of my recent faves was getting put on blast by North Sea Witch (who was herself a cow of a different kind).

No. 1260435


For me it was adamantly insisting that she was not living with her mom. Or maybe Clayryab looking so completely miserable.
The Heather cycle graphic is still relevant.

No. 1260443

Kek just thinking about sadpuppet ClayRyan. The contrast between Hag’s face and his, especially in the mirror shots where she’s in her Aunt Janice jacket. Too much.

No. 1260470


God, she’s my favorite! You never disappoint Heather!

No. 1260472

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For memory sake. The happy couple.

No. 1260477

File: 1624144735372.jpg (1.08 MB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20210619-185649.jpg)

she thinks someone slashed her tire lmao

No. 1260495

File: 1624145251733.png (2.72 MB, 750x1334, DC864D63-90E2-4ABC-A8A7-16505A…)

Brace yourselves for a wild ViCtIM ride ladies. She was only just calling for road trip buddies, for that ‘spontaneous’ trip she was trying to plan. Yes, you read correctly…planned spontaneity. And she might have even travelled to Philly, guise!

No. 1260507

Did anyone else catch the following story that said something like
>if you did this to me, I will find out
Already deleted before I capped it

No. 1260533

I hate that ClayRyan is likely the best looking Ryan yet, potato head, bow legs, and bad tattoos aside. He wasn't balding, chubby, or old like some of the others. Any other contenders?

She probably found out it was actually just a nail she drove over or something. kek

No. 1260537

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lul you called it anon

No. 1260545

Of course the first thought of any mentally stable person is that someone targeted her and slashed her tire rather than driving over a nail.

No. 1260715

File: 1624181014998.jpg (576.56 KB, 1080x1472, 20210620_112029.jpg)

Hungry? Horny? Rabid? Come find out boys!

No. 1260788

so what's her plan? drive around on the spare? Potentially from Pitt to Philly? Heather that's retarded

serving some scary b-movie parody vibes, seconds before she kills her victim. what the hell look is this?

No. 1260803

What could be hotter than sex with Aunt Janice on her single bed in her hoarded room in her mom’s house?

No. 1260860

File: 1624205243197.png (1.15 MB, 604x1104, Screen Shot 2021-06-20 at 10.0…)

I think this was the look she was going for

No. 1260869

>not letting anything fuck up my travel plans
Okay, maybe if you were leaving the country, but she’s literally ‘travelling’ from one city to another in the same state.
This is also a great indicator of how utterly immature she is. The frustration and determination is way ott. Chill bitch, life happens, be an adult for once.

No. 1260875

With the old doll she insists is her baby watching?

No. 1260913

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Stop press. Her German doll is finally here. An unboxing ensues, where Hag is showing her real Leslie Hall meets Rose West. The way she grabs her new treasures has Ariana awkwardly grabbing herself vibes.

No. 1260972

Ngl, really wonder what the future looks like for Heather if she keeps on this route. 40yo still living at home with mommy? Shelves overflowing with peeling old dolls and antique junk? Will she still be in this ugly granny dress phase and working at Target?

The dating pool is only going to get progressively worse for her here on out. I feel like anything short of her getting therapy, getting a better job, and moving out of state isn't going to actually improve her chances at a better life.

No. 1261212

Why she still uses that lipstick colour that looks like it came with makeup barbie? It only ages her more, also I fail to see how it meshes with the SpOoKy look.

No. 1262410

I agree, the future is looking real bleak for Heather if she doesn't switch her goals and priorities from finding love and antique hunting to getting a better job and moving out. She spends a lot of time and attention on her car, shopping, men, food, and photography, which are mostly fine things to post about, but it's clear that that is where almost all of her energy is going. It's been almost two full years she's been back living at home, right? She's gotta start trying harder soon, or she's really going to be stuck in a way that she won't like, to put it nicely.

Yeah, it's really strange that she's still using a "kawaii" lip color. She mainly uses the hot pink lipstick when she's doing her Sexy Photoshoots, maybe she thinks it makes her look younger, or more like her old self? She clearly thinks she was better looking when she was younger and still had the pink hair.

No. 1262974

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Looking like the dumb tourist that gets eaten first in the next Jurassic Park movie

No. 1263094

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Goth Heather is dead and gone. Granny Heather is here to stay.

No. 1263102

The shorts are cute, but why is she aging herself with the frumpy grandma clothes? She looks happy though.

No. 1263109

She looks way less crazed here. Don't get me wrong, the outfits are dated and unflattering, but Grannycore seems to suit her personality and hobbies better than her goff and sparkle phases did.

No. 1263136

Since the frumpy clothing it looser fitting I'd imagine it is because of her weight gaining she has been complaining about.

No. 1263147

She looks good and happy here. Normie clothes suit her a lot more than the "goth" stuff.

No. 1263183

I don’t agree, I think the outfits are horrible. The shorts & shirt combo make her look like The Last Goonie & the orange dress is what someone wears when they present toddlers television. Heather has no fashion sense.

No. 1263189

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I've been out of the Heatherland loop for a few weeks (life stuff) but just been reading through the various screen caps & I am howling. That photo of Heather in the bunches on the bed makes her look like Moaning Myrtle from the HP series. I'll do a side by side.

I felt inspired by her rants & Heather if you are reading this please make a youtube/tik tok short to bring my idea to life.

I have seen on tiktok that annoying audio of a kids voice that says "What's a Soulmate?"

Imagine Heather sat at the window, peering out into the cloudy sky (if it's raining even better) that audio "What's a Soulmate?" plays over the video, then Heather gets up, walks past her oddities bookcase running her hand over the pinecones & baby animal bones, smiling in her pointy chin way at the camera, one long part of her hiding one jam jar that she calls glasses. She crosses over to her jumping spider & the camera focuses on this confused hostage in a jar staring at her with 16 eyes. Cuts to voice-over "yourrr so cccuttte" in Heather speak. Heather then appears in her choice of lingerie with a chipped tea cup she took from the factory & the white mask. Pretends to sip the tea. Walks over to the camera. White mask peering into the viewers soul. The video glitches. The audio glitches into the deep voice from the Purge. "I want a spooky boy" camera cuts

No. 1263406

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lol target should just keep her paychecks at this point

No. 1263580

Honestly, even though these clothes are dogshit, it suits her way more than her goth LARP. Wonder if she’s finally realising that having interests in historical and sPoOkY stuff doesn’t require her to dress up in bargain bucket Dolls Kill. I wish she’d embrace her inner normie, get with that other freak who’s into shitty horror dolls (but also dresses normie), and get the milk flowing.

In other Things That Definitely Happened, she’s just been chased by a deer in her graveyard. All round the graves. And is not hiding in her car, unsure what to do.

No cap cause she’s already done the dirty delete - I think because a) she kept talking about being a fat fuck and b) her story was boring as hell.

No. 1263589

I saw moaning myrtle too anon kek

No. 1263676

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Already deleted kek

No. 1263690

I love you anon, I couldn't read it and went back to find it again and it was gone. She's an idiot. Delicate arms, okay Heather.

No. 1263808

Muh delicate arms can't bear the vaccine, so I'll just be a plague vector I guess.

No. 1263866

She makes me want to hard a-log. Selfish cunt. Everything that comes out of her mouth is so ignorant, lazy and retarded. Delicate arm is pretty funny tbh but the fact that she’s happy to be an a-symptomatic plague carrier is classic Hag.

No. 1263946

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It's pretty obvious.

No. 1263947

>Why am I like this?
that’d be the personality disorder, Heather

No. 1263985

What a selfish dumb cunt. Go fuck yourself Heather. Can't wait for her to contract a new and deadlier variant soon.

No. 1263993

delicate arms???? lmao! inb4 blawg but as someone who has muscle wasting and got the vaccine "delicate arms" as an excuse made me cackle

No. 1264387

DELICATE ARMSSSSS!!’ This skittle box bodied bitch.

No. 1264509

She looks way younger with a ponytail actually, or is it just me

No. 1264658

Hairstyle she usually has does her absolutely no favours. So yeah I'd call ponytail an improvement.

No. 1264682

When will she realize flaunting her tits attracts the wrong kind of man?? I guess she thinks that's the only thing she has worth showing off.

No. 1264968

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I dunno but she’s trying the ass out now.
>look how red I am tee hee
>okay but really this is just a picture of my ass

No. 1264994

Queen of subtlety.
Why not show off her strengths, like showcasing spooky shit? Cause this ain't it.
Sadly she'd rather blaze down the path of begging for crumbs of validation for her average body.

No. 1265001

I've just finished reading all of her past threads and it felt like an endless loop of misery and craziness and this whole covid ordeal is just the cherry on top. How can someone be this retarded? What are the odds she'll just get covid again? I'm truly baffled by her but its also fascinating

No. 1265080

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Uhhuh… right…

No. 1265739

File: 1624827428103.jpeg (1.84 MB, 2485x3077, A1ECCDFF-3326-4F21-A7ED-183BD9…)

how alluring

No. 1265864

For someone who at one point claimed to be bisexual she sure seems to actively avoid women that aren't her family.

Why not go on a date with a girl or find some platonic girls to hang out with?

No. 1265979

only RyanQuest and consuming
there is no time for what you call “friendship”

No. 1266177

Even if Heather is actually bi, rather than bi-social, she would never date a girl. The most authentically victorian about her is her mindset. She has it in her head that only men can be primary earners. And the ultimate endgoal of RyanQuest is finding someone to support her ass, so she can give up on work entirely and terurn to fulltime hoarding.

No. 1266536

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And this is all you need to know to fully understand both Heather and her outlook on life. Every time you wonder why she doesn’t save up her pitiful income working a basic job, instead of splurging it on tacky shit and her latest hoarding obsession, go back to what the anons are saying. She has no plans to move out of her own accord, her StRoNg iNdEpEnDeNt WoMaN shtick is bullshit. She’s on the RyanQuest until success or death.
I’ve noticed her skinwalking of that @rumhamsrevenge guy has stepped up a gear. She’s not even had a meltdown yet about how many other women he shoots with. I wonder if he’s her new top drawer target.

No. 1266537

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New unnecessary Killstar haul incoming.

No. 1266538

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>to wear over my arms
So I guess she’s given up on exercise altogether.

No. 1267069

Anon do you live at home? This sounds like projection. $36 in masks is not going to prevent someone from moving out. Not to wk her but jfc lol. I avoid this thread because it feels like a cesspool mostly inhabited by her ex husband and recent post seems to affirm that.

No. 1267151

>I avoid this thread
>barrels in with an opinion
Maybe if you read the thread you’d know I’m not talking about a 36$ mask, dipshit.

No. 1267176


Right except she probably makes $10 an hour so this is half a days pay for her and its basic ass useless garbage

No. 1267321

Ex husbando confirmed lol. I said I avoid this thread, not that I haven't read it. Her constant appeals for a man are cringe af but it's not hard to believe accusing ex husband still hangs around his old haunts.

No. 1267334

NTA but you don't have to be Adam to point out that Heather spends recklessly on shit she does not need. It's not just the one mask. All the bullshit purchases add up.

No. 1267430

Except Heather is notorious for her shopping addiction and hoarding tendencies? Don't be dense.

No. 1267462

Let me spell it out for you, peabrain.
Was replying to anons. Read what they said.
Last paragraph was picrel. Skinwalking Rumbaba or whatever his name is.
I’m not her ex-scrote, I’m not a scrote at all. Hopefully that’s cleared it up for you.

No. 1267784

I know a bunch of other anons already chimed in with the same thing, but this isn't just $36 in shitty Halloween masks. This is her hoarding a new collection all over again before ever handling the first horde that is still left rotting away in some storage locker.

If Heather bothered to clear out/sell her old shit, she'd free up a few extra hundred dollars every month on top of whatever she'd make from the sales. And if she just cut back a bit on her constant spending on target, amazon, and crusty old antiques, she could be like any of her other 30yo peers and move out of her mom's spare bedroom. Maybe even have a Ryan over at her place. kek

No. 1268247

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Ryanhamrevenge still on track.

No. 1268366

Kek anon yes love you

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Thousands of people want her dead? Delusional

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No. 1268697


Is it confirmed that he will be revenge ryan? Is he already being pursued by hagther?

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No, but it looks like she’s after him. She has a full on sob rant up in her stories now. The usual stuff, but part of my thinks it’s for his benefit.

>so some stuff happened…

>matched on tinder, was speaking to guy for couple weeks
>we planned a road trip, which was meant to be happening today
>had a funny feeling when I woke up and saw that he had blocked me on every app
>this is all the fault of being internet famous because of my highly abusive ex and his friends
>just because I made a few mistakes with some fuckboys
>I have been bullied for ten years by jealous people
>I spoke to my best friend from Instagram to ask him if life will always be like this
>my best friend lives five hours away so I will hardly see him
>he met up with me and thinks I’m sweet
>so why won’t you all give me a chance

Etc etc
Pic is her rolling her eyes when describing the mistakes she made with stupid fuckboys, what she’s referring on is the guys she fucked when she was still married kek. No particular shade for the cheating, just that she expects people who hated her for it to forget about it. Tbh they probs have. I think people don’t like you Hag because of how you are as a personal in general. Not specific dumb mistakes.

No. 1269008

Lol anon I took almost the exact same screenshot as you. You forgot to mention how she said "I'm not gonna give the haters what they want." And then immediately starts crying on camera kek.

It's starting to get boring/annoying watching her constantly blame everyone around her and her ex husband for her inability to make friends. By the way, no wonder the Ryans never stick around, she's constantly talking about her failed marriage. When will she learn that she needs to take accountability for her own actions?

No. 1269028

some other quotable quotes from this most recent rant:

> "no one will give me a chance."

> "I've gone above and beyond to rebuild my life, and there's no one here. no one."
> "nobody wants me to exist, nobody likes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy[…]no one wants anything to do with me."
> "I'm the only person who can ever fucking love me, and I'm the only person that will ever want to be around me, because nobody wants to be around me. I try to be pretty, I try to be skinny, I try everything, and nobody wants to be around me."
> "I'm all I have, and it's become very clear that I'm all I'm ever going to have. nobody wants me around."

No. 1269039

Poor martyred Heather, unfairly hated for wearing black! She’s so close to understanding that her behavior drives people away but her narcissism won’t allow it. Sad that when she tries to come up with adjectives she thinks people want from her all she can come up with is ‘pretty’ and ‘skinny’. Pretty sure you can be obsessed with yourself, clingy and desperate at any size.

No. 1269059

I had to click off. It was getting tiresome. How many times have we watched these same rants that seemingly come out of
nowhere? Stay tuned in a few hours or tomorrow we’ll get either I’m not gonna post personal stuff on here anymore (been there, done that, Heather got the t-shirt & didn’t wear it) or I’m a strong ass lady who is gonna fight for true love & what I want. This is a cycle we’ve seen so many times before. Just imagine a third eye person view of her doing these rants. Just imagine being a fly & perched on her wall, seeing a 31 year old woman perched on her bed holding her iPhone to her face & talking into it . The way she talks is so insincere like she’s in a low budget lifetime movie. She talks all sad to get the tears to build up & feel emotionally vindicated? I guess. It’s just over share kill at this point. Why is she talking to her audience - just me a chance! Most of you hate me! Um Heather the people following you majority don’t. But your on your way to making them hate you & hitting unfollow.

No. 1269064

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Does anyone watch Impractical Jokers? There’s one skit where they have to make each other laugh & Q takes out a camera in a waiting area & starts saying “sexy selfie” (puckers his lips) “interracial selfie” (as he takes a photo with a black man who was laughing at him) you get my jist. I could just hear that voice with her latest string of selfies after the breakdown earlier.

1) I’ve just boiled your rabbit selfie
2) I’m shy, find out more selfie
3) I’m mysterious selfie

No. 1269091

Appreciate this anon. Her selfies are mind boggling, it’s almost as if satire escapes her entirely. Oh but, the answer to that, as we all know, is that she’s massively stunted and has never grown out of that I Am A True Goff photo shoot she did at high school.

Feeling this, anon. It’s so tiresome. I’m holding out hope for future milk though. She’s clearly talking exclusively about lolcow and whatever residue hate she gets from her old scenes. I don’t think her spooky people hate her, but she’s sure as hell gonna be unfollowed/ignored by actual grown-ups who can’t be fucked with the insanity.

No. 1269182

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Heather Explores reporting for duty!

Latest instalment on Things That Totally Happened Today
>Exploring Wheeling, VA. It’s so sketchy. Police everywhere.
>Sketchy red van parked up on road
It’s just a van
>Kid comes up and tells me to be careful cause he’s seen that van around here before
>same kid asks how old she is, can’t believe it when she says 31
>he then asks if he can have her number
>she gives him her number
Jfc what kek no ew
Just to be clear she told the kid (she keeps referring to him as kid, but maybe he’s soyboy FemRyan age?) that she’s taking herself on a date as she was stood up. This is what leads to him asking her age then for her phone number. Deep secondhand embarrassment.

No. 1269278

I’d be surprised if “kid” exists.
Sounds like Heather saw a red van, gets super paranoid like she does on her other solo ventures & thinks people are going to shoot her all the time. This “kid” sounds like a made up attempt to make her feel better about being blocked. Oh I’ll tell my followers & maybe potential Ryan that I’m being (what did she call it) “hey baby-ied” to a) drum up some filler & excitement (in her head) b) potentially make someone jealous? She seems desperate to make her life out to be more interesting than it already is. Inventing “guys” that hit on her outside in a swirly rainbow tunnel of all places seems plausible for Heather. Heather has imposter syndrome, she referred to herself as famous on the internet in a giggly voice, as if I’m humble bragging, I don’t actually think I am but you know … I am vibe.

Heather you ain’t famous on the internet.
Famous on the internet are Shane Dawson or Jenna Marbles - not Heather Steele - former furry toy enthusiast & cliche goth girl who wants to be a Target prairie wifey at the same time searching for her spooky boy to have adventures, lay in the grass as “one thousand years” plays in the background & to walk in a cemetery together so she can film them & add Taylor Swift music over the footage on her IG stories.

No. 1269302

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>your fucking loss moron, you missed out on all this spooky goodness

Another display of absolutely zero chill from our girl.

No. 1269311

she needs to sort her foundation match out, it's far too pale. the light is bouncing off her witchy chin & nose making it much worse.

No. 1269312

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Anon, this is such a good summary of the subtext. She just dropped the…
>on the phone to my best friend, crying for half an hour
Second time she’s gone on about it. In no doubt she’s talking about RyanRevenge, either trying to snare or friendzone. Her parting salvo for now…
>men suck. Byeeeee.

No. 1269350

Random but I was reading the old threads an isn’t this the graveyard / overlook ryan z ‘dumped’ her at? And she said it was her favorite all time. Kek

No. 1269351

Put sage in the wrong field my b

No. 1269352

I think that these men who suddenly ghost and block her before a date decide to do some research and find this thread. It happens a lot and they give her no sign so they find out how crazy she is and dip.

No. 1269388

Wheeling is WV, my autism couldn't let that one go kek

isn't RevengeRyan BFF in WV or OH? She could've gone to hang out with him instead of whatever pity party cope this was

>spooky goodness
yeah it's another cemetery Heather

No. 1269394

Who is RevengeRyan BFF? Do we know his actual identity and I missed it?

No. 1269410

rumhamrevenge, the guy who wears the masks and likes porcelain dolls and shit, they've hung out before

No. 1269425

I have a feeling that's what happens too. We all know she overshares way too much way too fast. Of course she's probably telling these guys that she's got haters online and they google her trying to find out why.

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No. 1269536

>thousands of people who want me dead
This is like that time she told her Target co-workers we were going to show up at her job and had them walk her to her car at night. kek

>I'll be busy going places
Next day
>alone in a graveyard after being stood up for a date with some tinder rando.

Never change Heather.

No. 1269610

"magic of decay" girl even hardcore goths know better than to open up with that shit when dating. at least save it for the second or third date. it's like she decides to dump literally everything about her in the first few paragraphs and then is surprised it weirds ppl out

No. 1269713

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Chippy if you need help, blink twice.
Even Chippy is getting a twitch in his eye..

No. 1269715

Also super annoying she says imaged…. not getting on my high horse but it’s imagined!!!! Same with people that spell Angel …Angle it’s so irritating.

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As she’s such a fan of the dd, leaving these here for posterity.

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Love that she manages to slide Sheetz into almost every aspect of her life. And she still went there kek. Why would you go to all the same places you were meant to go to with the scrote that just ghosted you? So you can make yourself feel even worse? As anons predicted, here’s the usual HagCycle follow up (to the tune of ‘something new/big coming’).

>>1269350 Nonnie, I love that you pointed this out. iirc it’s also where she met up with CharmRyan or perhaps BomberRyan who also both ghosted her.

No. 1269979

> hugging your stuffed animals
as if she doesn't obsessively cling to a fucking doll?

No. 1270146

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Have you all seen this?

I wish you all well.(emoji)

No. 1270147


Your past is always being held against you because YOU KEEP HOLDING IT AGAINST YOURSELF.

You KEEP bringing it up online, on first dates, you never ever let it go. Therefore you will never have a fresh start.

You could move far far away, change your name and get a new job. But you’d screw that up too because you’d bring up your past and who you used to be, which leads others to look you up and see these threads seeing how crazy you are. As long as you do this, you will never escape and never be anybody new.

Separate personal life from Internet.
you’re sometimes aware of this Heather, but just don’t choose to do it.

No. 1270159

>hugging your stuffed animals all day long
I'm HOWLING is this her attempt at a burn??
HEATHER, you have SO MANY stuffed animals in storage, and your obsession with the dolls is way weirder, just stop

did CharmRyan ghost her? I thought he just dumped and blocked her, not stood her up but I could be wrong

No. 1270166

Lol I can't wait to see how long this lasts. Heather's way too vain to "retire from the public".
Also kek at "haunted butterfly" that's almost as embarrassing as my AIM username I made up when I was twelve.

No. 1270177

I’m calling it - she’ll be back posting on her own account Heather_Explores in less than two days when she realises she isn’t getting near enough the amount of comments and likes on the new account. She practically lives on Instagram. She’s on a downward spiral at the moment as latest red neck romeo ghosted her & she’s on the warpath with herself self destructing again.

She’ll be back. Mark my words.

No. 1270190

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Felt inspired. Made this.

No. 1270199

>red neck romeo
got a hearty kek out of me, I don't think he was even around long enough for a nickname

ah, poetry

No. 1270200

My sides. I love this Official Announcement. How can anyone be this fucking cringe?

I give it a week, max.

No. 1270202

>says is going to stay away from “public life”
>makes new profile as if it isn’t public?
>posts it on this feed to show the people she’s ‘trying to stay away from’ SO THEY CAN SEE IT.

Babe. Wtf are you doing?

No. 1270207

Agreed. During her long rant yesterday, she literally said "Instagram is all I have"

Kek this is thread pic material

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Oh god,

No. 1270319

There is no difference between her new account and her Heather Explores account in terms of pictures. I don't understand her thoughts here. She can go quiet for 3 days on her Heather Explores account as she always does before she comes back. Saves time from making a new account kek.

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I don’t get what is so hard about starting over and NOT doing exactly what you were doing on your other account. Here’s an example for you, Hagsie. You say
>Since I’m stepping back blah blah…
But you could have said
>I’m selling some gear
Dispense with the me, me, me bullshit. Why say it’s a camera you used for vlogging? Remember, you’re not in the Public Eye anymore. Not ‘famous’ anymore. Remember, you’re starting over? You don’t need to drag over your baggage from your other super different account.
Or could it be that this is all a temporary bit of fluff that you have no intention of seeing through, because leaving the past, and the attention you get from the drama, behind is just anathema to you. Oh yeah, that’s it.

No. 1270700

Next week on Heather Explains…
>I'm restarting my youtube channel and have to buy an expensive new vlogging camera.

No. 1270703

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Exactly. Keep on serving the keks, Hag.
In the meantime…

No. 1270893

I'll believe it when she posts a listing

she still has an entire storage unit full of toys she wants to sell, after all

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And less than a day later, she’s now cross posting on both accounts…
>I know I said I wouldn’t post on here again but…
>I know I said I wasn’t going to share much personal stuff on this account…
It’s just a mess. But she has bought this frumpy looking vintage dress and handbag from hell, always worth a laugh. Currently twirling around in it, saying it’s the dress of her dreams, feeling like a Princess waiting for her Prince.

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Okay, okay

No. 1270901

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>except that story about the dress

No. 1270928

so essentially she's trying to say she won't be using insta as her diary anymore? wtf does "photo only posts" mean, it's instagram

No. 1271048

what in the Napoleon Dynamite’s grandma hell is this horrorshow?

No. 1271087

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1 of 4 from Heather's new account Haunted Butterfly. She has changed so much by moving to this new account.

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2 of 4

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3 of 4

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4 of 4

No. 1271243


ah yes, what excellent photo-only posts

No. 1271297

Has she mentioned sexual abuse before??

No. 1271300

Not to my memory. My eyebrows also raised at her blithely dropping this in the story. She plummets new depths every time.

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No. 1271610

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Granny’s ready for the summer!

No. 1271695


Good to know her back has healed well enough to curve her spine into that posture.

No. 1271725

Oh Heather. On your new ‘behind the lens’ account? Kek you moron. Priceless.

No. 1271767

she got ghosted, had a crisis, decided to self destruct & threatened she was stepping back from posting anything to her than her photography, calmed down, now is posting on her 👻🦋 account as if nothing ever happened, posting thirst trap photos as Instagram is like a daily fix of crack, she needs that bit of attention to feel validated & to support her fantasies that she’s an online celebrity (or was) Heather you obviously lurk here, I’m telling you straight, stop sabotaging your new community of people that actually like you, these cryptic posts about being a flower & talking like a 15 year old who girl on MySpace, the constant everyone hates me outbursts to an audience that mostly like you is driving people away that accept you for who you are now, stick to what you say you are gonna do instead of this merry go around of identity crisis where you keep saying you are a goth girl & you love dead things & you can’t be anything else when you are buying 80s summer dresses with a heart of the ocean inspired bag that is tat. You put yourself in a box & restrict yourself as you expect a guy to be all of those things & there’s no room for compromise when you aren’t exactly a catch. You need to compromise too.

No. 1272313

If Heather was really Spoopy she would get into HorrorPunk or Psychobilly or both and actually be around people who enjoy horror and being different, it's literally the perfect scene for her for what she tries to claim she is.

Did she stick a fucking Doily onto a bathing suit, that is horrible. Is she trying to attract the tea pot from Beauty and the beast or something?

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What tf is she doing?
Finally lost her mind.

No. 1272382

On today’s episode of Heather explains..
Highlights because it’s the same old shit
>>self diagnosing with PTSD for the 647484th time
>>there are certain situations where I was wrong and I’m owning that

Proceeds to not specify any situations or actually own any of them

>>people say I’m crazy for leaving my ex and I’m crazy for wanting to be an explorer l

Sweetie, that’s not why you’re crazy. Look at yourself and How you handle situations.

>>I don’t care about what the internet says anymore. I don’t care about explaining myself and I don’t want attention or pity.

Additional 30 stories where she almost cries, continues to explain, and begs for attentions and pity; wishes people would just let her explain

>>I’m gonna go now, bye

Proceeds to say ‘but one more thing before I go’ and then makes 10 additional story updates

Does this woman child even have a job anymore?

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Thanks anon, great recap. I couldn’t face doing it, because it is always the same thing. Every fucking time.

Wtf Hagther, you need therapy, not the internet. Just stop. We don’t care. We laugh, but we don’t care. As predicted you are now considering going back to your other account. Of course you are. I’m begging you, instead of doing a Final Video clapback to those ‘thousands’ of people who ‘won’t let you go’, just direct them to these threads, where the whole ridiculous escapade has been documented from the start. Tell them all about Lolcow. Please. Or, alternatively, just stfu and live your life. Stop addressing this tiresome bullshit. Or maybe even embrace the crazy. Let us laugh. But, for the love of hot holy hell, stop the boring dronefests.

No. 1272476

We gotta be honest, as someone who has also tried to give her advice on here.
I’m glad she never takes it and does what she wants or else we wouldn’t have this thread anymore.
Thanks Heather! Don’t listen to us! You keep doing you girl!!

No. 1272488

Lmao I saw this scrolling by in catalogue and thought that ugly old crone spoony had resurfaced

No. 1272500

kek that's right. She is quality entertainment with her mess. You keep doing you, Heather. Go out there and make that cringy video "one last time"

No. 1272536

I had to click off again.

Total waste of time Heather. Total waste. Why do you keep doing this! Do you think by telling your version of events people are just gonna go with that & you fail to address the other stuff? Why don’t you tell your followers on Instagram that don’t know you from your pastel toy days that you cheated on your ex husband & used the go fund me money people donated to help you escape your ‘abuser’ to buy yourself some merch? You always leave that part out. You claim people are attacking you for your new hobby. No one fing cares anymore. The only person that continues to make it an issue is you. You make things up to feel attacked for as you have nothing in your life & this gives your life some meaning acting like you have “haters” stop banging on about things that happened years ago now, live your fing life ffs. This is embarrassing. People following her must be like wtf. They are probably wondering who are these people she’s going on about? Probably thinking she is a fantasist, makes a new account, realises she’s not getting as much attention & it will take a long time for that account to grow, wants the f*ing attention & back to her old account.

Heather - move the f on. Ok just move the f on. You have nothing going on your real life. Hence why you are always on Instagram. Spewing out your train of thought that contradicts the next train that leaves that empty head of yours. You are the problem. You are driving people away with these public spews of ‘I’m so hard done by’

You are a martyr. Just move the f on.

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Panic over, she’s already creeping on guys in Sheetz parking lot, over on Haunted Heather.

No. 1272691

there's something wonderfully stupid about Sheetz being some kind of spooky boy prowling ground

No. 1272863

The Bland Bitch Project

No. 1272959

I love that for her. It’s her mobile HQ at this point. She’s hotdesking.

No. 1273403

File: 1625737899713.jpg (796.58 KB, 1080x1600, 20210708_114934.jpg)

Mom, this fieldtrip is lame. Can you stop posing for pictures so we can get icecream?

No. 1273473

what is going on with her weight? is she just comfort eating her RyanYearnings away? the best thing she could do is take a break from RyanQuest to work on herself

No. 1273585

I kind of think this is just Heather. She was about this weight before, when she was with Adam. Then she went vegan and lost a ton of weight. But I think this is just her setpoint.

No. 1273674

I’m gonna be honest I don’t see your point. She’s a nut yes but weight wise she looks average. She’s short. But she’s not fat.

No. 1273691

i think its just the angle the photo is taken at. it make her look kinda stumpy since shes so short

No. 1273708

Other nona is right, she’s put on a few pounds and has whined about it in some stories recently, saying she’s been comfort eating while being a ‘sad girl’.
She’s not fat, but she’s getting kinda chunky for sure. Maybe cause she’s older it looks different to the pink sparkle chub version.

No. 1273773

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I will never understand why guys don't come flocking in droves.

No. 1273775

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I like this one better. She will get a date for sure.

No. 1275247

This could've worked if approached with more taste (better angles, matching items). But the way she does these things is like taking stuff from the bargain bin at party city and calling it a spooky photoshoot. As if she's setting herself up to fail.

No. 1275256

File: 1626067991835.jpeg (161.99 KB, 1080x1919, 1.jpeg)

Update from Heather_Explores seeing as she hasn't quit posting there. 1/3

No. 1275257

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No. 1275258

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No. 1275364

File: 1626094989068.jpeg (875.61 KB, 828x1337, B47DDC75-ED5C-438A-BE80-0D27AA…)

Over on haunted butterfly … she’s a nutter, you are the one having the meltdowns, no one is instigating it except you & you keep it going by bringing it up all the time.

No. 1275379

I feel like she creates fake drama so that people start talking about her again.

No. 1275495

she’s a boring nut now, same three things she goes on about
- people hate me
- no guy wants me
- I need to change as I’m a freak

Then disappears for a day after threatening to leave. I think she does it hoping certain people she’s got her eye on will blow up her phone & it’s like bait. Now saying she’s coming back to Heather Explores as it’s her “home” is because her haunted butterfly account doesn’t have as many followers.

Heathers life consists of finding things to constantly update Instagram on.

No. 1275562

This. 10/10. I think the same about the self-made drama, it’s just attention seeking for whatever prey she has her eye on at that time. That, and building up supporters.
She’s clearly gearing up to make a Heather Explores comeback.

No. 1275914

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We have a potential new Ryan it looks like. Here we go with the cryptic messages in songs that you would expect from someone much younger … but it does not matter as it’s started

No. 1275945

Yes! Ryanhamrevenge is officially on!

No. 1275982

File: 1626192118066.png (2.61 MB, 750x1334, 75DF5D9C-5D77-471C-973A-D785D3…)

I favoured this cap.

Have been watching this pot boiler for a while, could be milky af.

No. 1275993

It has been brewing for a while. She falls in love so fast. The first time they hung out she went home and immediately bought a bunch of creepy masks for more photoshoots. I am looking forward to it falling apart because she is boring.

No. 1276038

File: 1626200520268.png (5.02 MB, 1242x2208, 55386892-1A19-4957-A75A-EFD12B…)

Here. We. Go.

Thirst on the ‘photos only account’.

Tinfoil, this one will go some distance, and the milk will be fresh and pure.

No. 1276088

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No. 1276101

I’ve noticed when she posts thirst photos she’s always got her boob crack showing as if it’s “accidental” Heather stop it with the lips & teeth agape pursed weird thing you do with your mouth & the distant eyes. You look like you’ve taken a stroke & don’t know where you are.

No. 1276105

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she looks like shes sat in front of front of her oven … that strange red glow.

Is this supposed to be sexy?

To turn Runhams Revenge on?

C’mon silver fox, burn with me.

No. 1276110

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Anon you ask & I deliver

No. 1276241

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I bet her mom gets on her about spending money so frivolously

No. 1276282

next thread pic, please

No. 1276397

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No. 1276398

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No. 1276406

The thing about her new account being followed by stalkers is it's not like she kept it a secret. She posted and continues to post that she has a new account. Does she really think that a man who spends his free time stalking her and begging for sex will come to his senses and not continue to stalk her when his account gets blocked?

No. 1276422

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exactly! She announces it at least once a day over on Heather Explores!

Also good Lord - Heather you have no standards.

No. 1276423


Saged, but is it just me, or is this guy slightly better looking than the gothy dorks she usually pulls?

No. 1276424

Not sure, his smile reminds me of a letterbox.

No. 1276425

File: 1626273041583.jpeg (475.59 KB, 2048x2048, 0F1F064F-FD8E-4FB0-8F10-28092D…)

Here’s some of the proof of follow me over on haunted butterfly (1/2)

No. 1276427

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No. 1276444

I think she imagines that because she’s blocked them on Heather Explains, they won’t be able to see those announcements, despite her account being public and anyone, with or without an account, can see her. Also, it they are stalking her, they’re clearly able to make another account which isn’t blocked. Genuinely, she is that dense at times.

No. 1276639

Better looking than some of them maybe. But this guy has real "yokel gasstation attrndant warning college kids not to go into the woods" energy.

No. 1276982

Really! I think he has a mouth like a letterbox, I wouldn’t say he’s anything special.

No. 1276999

No. I agree. Not special at all. Like a 3/10. But given Heather's tendencies to scrape the bottom of the barrel, I would say this is a midrange Ryan.

No. 1277016

File: 1626348276981.jpeg (600.09 KB, 828x1232, 837FEF76-D54E-44B3-A5D5-DE06D6…)

car selfie alert

No. 1277017

File: 1626348338707.jpeg (555.67 KB, 828x1293, 01C7BEF0-2087-440D-8D28-FF52C4…)

Wait for it

No. 1277019

File: 1626348417219.jpeg (131.07 KB, 1082x914, 52E7B7BF-D889-4EA1-8772-5F61E5…)

for all you spoooooky boys

No. 1277020

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I see no difference

No. 1277029

Which of you hot spoopy boys would like me to lay my eggs in their thorax?

No. 1277044

File: 1626355225125.jpg (286.32 KB, 640x1137, W7BbIXXv1h.jpg)

No. 1277082

No they won't Heather.

No. 1277083

Kek anon.

I thought she was keeping this bs off her OnLY PhOtOs account. So basically this account is spoopy shit plus bandos (eternal cringe at this word), and when she finally cracks she’ll revert to Hag Explains for a story rant. Right?

No. 1277087

Samefag meant to say spoopy shit, bandos and thirst snaps. Got distracted cringing at the word ‘bandos’.

No. 1277091

there’s nothing more attractive than desperation and self-pity

No. 1277098

File: 1626361613595.jpeg (307.36 KB, 828x1005, 3426745C-A8F5-4025-82B6-52633C…)

had to make this using my favourite pic of hers just lying in a bed of broken china.

Also Heather you are a woman. Not a girl.
I had a cackle to myself imagining her just sat in a pile of weeds taking a photo of her legs with that quote in mind as if she’s a tumblr girl. Heather you are 31 year old woman. You need to mature that attitude of yours. You can like dolls or whatever. But don’t act like your 15!!!!!!

No. 1277558

Keep anon I really thought this was some shit she posted on her Instagram.

No. 1277587

File: 1626401593174.jpg (52.43 KB, 403x673, 2.JPG)

Already deleted.

No. 1277738

Kek that one psycho eye. Why does she do this to herself? Ignoring who or whatever she thinks is trying to ‘rip her wings off’ would be much more effective. She can’t resist the drama.

No. 1277837

Because it’s a cope. It’s easier to tell yourself you had ‘wings’ and someone ripped them off than to admit you didn’t have any wings in the first place.

No. 1278182

File: 1626468444170.png (2.51 MB, 750x1334, 9953B55C-3869-4CD3-8C9A-577E7C…)

Why does it sound like she really doesn’t know what the ‘tiny piece’ stuck in there is, and what she needs to do next…?

No. 1278302

File: 1626472253674.png (2.16 MB, 750x1334, 186A2E8D-6FE1-4BAE-9AC9-EBAFA0…)

Never mind Lyme’s disease, Haunted Hyperventilating Butterfly is go.

> caught in a flash rain storm, has to pull over

> hyperventilating, crying, hands shaking
> says she couldn’t call her mom cause her hands were so numb
> so starts recording straight away
> picks herself up on this, realising that she said she couldn’t use her phone cause both hands numb
> says we are her only friends that’s why she has to
> claims to know that there was going to be a storm
> she rung something up at work and the total was 555.
> that was her spirit guides telling her something was coming to test her
> she’s nervous cause she’s going to an event tomorrow
> thinks everyone there will know her and laugh
> was thinking should she really be going even

So, where’s she heading? Is it fresh milk we’re about to receive?

No. 1278385

call a doctor, get some doxycycline since you didn’t save the tick
this is basic adult behavior for people who live in areas where tick-borne disease is common
it’s like she’s reborn every day as a complete idiot like Drew Barrymore in that terrible movie

No. 1278410

I remember seeing her comment on a post about a prison photo tour or something similar. Basically she’s paying to go to an ‘abandoned prison’ because she’s too chicken shit to go to any real bAnDoS. Wonder if she’ll chicken out because she’ll claim people are threatening her or some other lame haunted explains cop out.

No. 1278472

imagine being this helpless

what can anyone do, heather? you're already pulled over, either wait for the rain to pass or wait until your panic attack is over jfc

No. 1278485

Her hyperventilation seemed really forced and it was like she was putting on an act.

No. 1278638

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No. 1278813

File: 1626525842997.jpeg (177.51 KB, 1080x1919, 12.jpeg)

Heather is letting the new followers on her new account know what kind of abuse she is used to

No. 1278937

it’s not unusual to get anxious about driving in heavy rain/flash floods, especially if you’re not an experienced driver
it’s unusual to need headpats from strangers in your phone

No. 1279262

File: 1626573177393.jpeg (399.24 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpeg)

proud mom

No. 1279281

the instant dwarfism camera angle is advanced, she's really got talent

No. 1279282

Has she always had midget proportions?

No. 1279433

This angle isn't helping. But she has always been stumpy as hell.

No. 1279624

File: 1626631208681.jpeg (94.96 KB, 1080x1919, heather.jpeg)

This was posted on her haunted butterfly account

No. 1279661

alexa, show me an instant penis-flattener

No. 1279775

Jesus fucking christ she is a literal child.

PA anon here, between the snow tire debacle, the tick issue, and the flash rain storm she is absolutely retarded. For context, these are all very normal things here. During the winter, we get snow storms. Everyone knows this, so you put your snow tires on and move on. Ticks are super common here, she should know to keep the tick and go to her doctor ASAP to make sure she doesn't get lymes. The freak rain storms in summer are extremely common, the fact she had a "panic attack" over one is insane. During this time of year there is usually at least 1 a week for the month of July and into August.

These are all very normal things that anyone who has lived in PA all their life can handle. Just proof she's not a functioning adult.

Sage for PA sperg

No. 1279842

Right, and if possible, you shouldn't stop on the side of the highway in a rain storm if you're just scared… you should put on your blinkers and get off an exit and go to a lot. It's pretty dangerous for you and other drivers.

No. 1280090

caught up on latest news about H.
On her latest tik tok she says I have grown so much as a person … fails to share she has breakdowns on her IG stories about how she can’t cope & is an outcast. Ok Heather. Paint your life one way for your Tiktok audience that are living your best life with your best friends & your best adventures while you suck up all the awesomeness around you. Reality you are incredibly insecure, have no friends, go to places to fill your time, talk about quitting your urban/cemetery/gothic hobbies all the time as you want to fit in with other people & find your spooky boy to give forehand kisses too, you blast your life every opportunity, you need validation to feel you matter all the bloody time, that rainstorm “oh I’m sorry I posted that - fuck I don’t care about what you think i’m allowed to have a panic attack & feel it - fuck you” keeps dragging all her “ haters” into every post. No one is talking about it. She does. Then does it to upset herself as she feels something then as her life back then she has a lot more followers & makes her feel like an “internet celebrity” Heather live your life stop sharing every moment online. This ain’t the Truman show. Be like all of us IG is our highlight reel. You don’t need to post all the goddamned time to your “ fans” you don’t have fans you have followers.

No. 1280358

File: 1626727160088.jpeg (301.58 KB, 828x543, 142BC921-F588-4808-9646-179334…)

Still desperate for validation & projecting a false personality that’s she’s got her life together & that’s she’s so desperately happy. Imagine shaping your whole life around your Instagram account. As if this is what matters the most in the world. This is what happens when you are addicted to social media & that need to be validated multiple times a day you can’t stay away.

No. 1280522

File: 1626741319872.png (5.71 MB, 1170x2532, 2E2246A9-4236-4254-861B-7DACEF…)

>“Cant wait for the day where I get rid of nearly everything I own and go live in the wilderness”

KEK yeah right Heather.

No. 1280524

says the girl with a massive hoarding and shopping addiction kek

No. 1280720

She talks about her "insane amount of clothing" like it's something that just happened to her, rather than something she did.

No. 1280781

Guess she's over the spoopy killstar and moved over to the Target mom style.

No. 1280799

File: 1626788849049.jpg (156.12 KB, 640x1137, download.jpg)

No. 1280869

Cmon then heather. Unleash your plastic pastel shackles. I’ve been eying some of it up for years now. It’s all that’s ever been interesting about you really.

No. 1280900

She might switch to hoarding something else. But she'll never stop overconsuming.

No. 1281140

File: 1626819759576.jpeg (548.39 KB, 828x1307, B20BBE50-BEC9-4291-B2E8-E6D55A…)


Looks like she’s squatting on an invisible toilet & still banging on about her ex husband. Thought you moved on Heather & were a bad boss bitch who is living their best life.

No. 1281786

File: 1626898975564.jpeg (509.15 KB, 828x1078, 1B12CF6B-9D60-4A17-9C0C-58CA17…)

Next thread pic please!!

No. 1282050


Toilet seat cover chic.

No. 1282224

File: 1626949096783.jpeg (194.1 KB, 828x1078, 0A75DC14-22EA-4AB4-915B-C32392…)

some pop art

No. 1282300

Did anyone catch her stories on Haunted Butt? I skipped through them as I guessed they were all about her bAnDo aDvEnTuRe. When I went back she’d already deleted.

No. 1282461

Her spirit guides are showing her repeating numbers! Somebody's kid told her he saw a tall man beside her at her work. Badly pretending to be scared of DaRk EnErGy and saying she needs to sage herself while squealing with excitement.

No. 1282473


Didn't she post a photo dump of her exploring a funeral home owned by a guy who was convicted of desecrating corpses and illegally disposing of human and pet remains? Yup, she definitely needs to get rid of some DaRk ENeRgY.

No. 1282492

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No. 1282501

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No. 1282509

I mean sure, it fits in one kind of way, just, not the way it’s meant to. Kek.

No. 1282526

the medium would probably look cute on her, it’s a good color for her

No. 1282979

Yeah. Somebody should explain to her that clothing that fits, and clothing that you can technically fit over your body, are not the same thing. I don't understand why she feels the need to brag about"being a size xs" while simultaneously providing evidence that she isn't. Just get a medium.

No. 1283317

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No. 1283394

lol what?

You mean people on the internet called you out for your shitty ways & you’re a strong ass independent woman who works part-time in Target instead of getting a full time job & lives in your mums spare room, cheated on her husband, spent her time at Furry cons & good wills & now puts her life on blast on her IG at any opportunity to take “us” on adventures in her amazing so fantastic life on her stomping grounds ie a cemetery & now a local country park & sets up a tripod on self -timer to take shots of her looking into the middle distance.

Yes Heather. Yes.

No. 1283702

I for one don’t want her to be anyone other than she is, the cringey lady in too-small clothes and ridiculous glasses banging on about how she wants a “BOY” at age 32 or whatever
some real dollar-store Miss Havisham shit and it’s hilarious

No. 1283837

>this is my FUCK YOU
>mediocre/blurry self portraits in random places
wow, you sure showed us heather

No. 1284096

File: 1627238140817.png (123.24 KB, 562x850, Screen Shot 2021-07-25 at 11.2…)

These have already been deleted but incoming kek

No. 1284097

File: 1627238206159.png (96.41 KB, 558x856, Screen Shot 2021-07-25 at 11.2…)

who is the incel, Heather?

No. 1284099

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No. 1284100

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No. 1284102

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No. 1284103

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No. 1284104

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No. 1284106

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No. 1284108

File: 1627238674264.png (607.07 KB, 552x864, Screen Shot 2021-07-25 at 11.3…)

last one

No. 1284212

Heather, this, and all of the others, are so fucking embarrassing. How many times are you going to say that you’re moving on and letting go of the past and then whine and complain about your aBuSiVe PaSt when you need attention?

It’s very clear that her ex husband has well moved on and it looks like she’s jealous because he doesn’t view her as “the one that got away” (as she always claims she is referring to every ex Ryan).

This is so hilarious, how she keeps repeating the same shit over and over, but even she can’t keep her lies consistent.

Didnt she once say that Adam refused the divorce from the beginning, and now she’s saying he agreed at first but then changed his mind? Girl keep your fake facts straight.

I love this strong, independent cow. She honestly thinks having a part time job at target and a used car are the peek of “adulting”. Meanwhile, she still has to live with someone rent free in order to be so strong and independent.

How long until her family starts abusing her and she needs to escape that too?

Heather, find a new Ryan so we can have some new milk please, this shit is so spoiled it’s become cottage cheese.

No. 1284246

File: 1627251409158.png (691.59 KB, 750x1334, 6DC45384-CFDC-4661-87E6-385314…)

Thanks nonita. I caught these but couldn’t post until now. Were these a precursor to what you’ve posted, or is what you’ve posted the ‘opening up’ she’s referring to? If not, did she do a story or her waffling on?
Damn, she really couldn’t not pollute this new account of hers? What a fucking idiot.

No. 1284247

File: 1627251465864.png (698.71 KB, 750x1334, 555D5644-EBB3-4E04-B098-84286E…)

Same old, same old. Totally unnecessary.

No. 1284249

File: 1627251552291.png (3.11 MB, 750x1334, BE3CFF4E-A803-4C54-A12F-6E6008…)

>I’ve watched this video many times
Give me attention I need attention

No. 1284251

File: 1627251644517.png (1.65 MB, 750x1334, 26468F11-2F6F-4D41-BB8B-935B4A…)

Bonus cap. Why does she do this to people? Fine, scrote is a scrote, but the only way Hag feels powerful is by being a cunt about other people. I mean, clearly this guy is a douche. Doesn’t really need to be pointed out, loser.

No. 1284263

She posted those about 4 to 5 hours ago so I think after whatever caps you have because I feel like I saw your caps the other day.

No. 1284278

Mine are from early this morning. I think she sperged out in stories again.

No. 1284290

File: 1627255675109.png (773.25 KB, 750x1334, 15239160-7DBC-4376-BC9A-10F17B…)

He called it

No. 1284318

> they said I could become anything
> so I became the single mom chaperone at the high school dance

No. 1284488

The fuck even is this bullshit story it sounds like something a cringy 10 year old would come up with. I highly doubt youtubers stormed into her home and had a contract on hand that they were using purposefully to get her to identify as mentally ill, take their choice of meds and stay with her husband. The dumb shit she keeps banging on about just makes people more likely to believe she is psychotic.

No. 1284502

You always leave out the part of how you let multiple guys stick their dick into you while you were still married to your hubby. How you cheated on him. Or the fact you turned to your followers for help & set up a go fund me only to use the proceeds to be buy yourself more things instead of leaving your so called abusive husband. People don’t hate you for exploring, there was probably a very small minority that unsubscribed as your channel changed from a toy channel to urbex & let you know they were leaving. But people don’t like you because you are a liar & stole our money (long timer here) you always leave that part out as it doesn’t fit the “I’m the victim” carpet you roll out. Everyone knows your ex was a creep, he watched you have sex through a window with another man but you’re not exactly up to much either for what you did. From what I gather the cops were called because you got violent & you were held overnight over concerns of your mental state. They probably tried to get you counselling & cause you are a fantasist who believes they are an online celebrity with thousands of haters, you ran with this story they wanted to enslave you & control you.

Heather - people have kindly pointed out to you you do seem unstable. One minute you are posting how strong & you give no shits, the next you are posting these long rants then deleting them within an hour. You said your new page was gonna be a drama free zone yet it’s you that continues the barrage of drama. No one is sending you abusive messages. The truth is you are coming on here to lolcow to read what we are saying & you don’t want to your followers to know this page exists so you lie & say people are sending you abusive messages.

Get over it now Heather. Your ex has moved on, you are legally emancipated. You are the one going on and on about the past or your edited version for what? Sympathy & validation again from your followers that are new.

Move. The. Fuck. On.

Sick of your petty woe is me bullshit. The fact you are deleting your rants must tell you something too Heather!

No. 1284575

She also forgets to mention how she quite literally stalked a man. That’s pretty unstable. It adds another layer to it when you add in how they were never together and she told everyone he was an ex that broke up with her.

No. 1284608

Love you anon. This. This is why we think you suck, Heather.

No. 1284717

File: 1627313625938.png (472.74 KB, 750x1334, 29002902-6A33-4E54-A634-6F4DBD…)

How has she got to 31 years of age without realising sometimes it’s better just to stfu and not draw even more attention to your mistakes?

No. 1284803

Heather just post your rants to Heather Explores. They are used to it there kek.

No. 1285464

File: 1627413262961.jpeg (316.75 KB, 1080x1919, h.jpeg)

When you think that wearing xs clothing is a personality trait.

No. 1285478


So this shirt is the brand ‘original use’ from target. Original use is a men’s brand. And the men’s xs is like a women’s medium. This has me rolling.

No. 1285497

In every gal's favorite cute, flattering color, "candied yam". I suppose men ARE attracted to Thanksgiving sides.

No. 1285547

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Fucking kek anons. She is such a turd.

This next slide pissed me off, she’s such a BPDfag and has to hate everything she once liked when a new thing comes along. Calling her old lens a ‘piece of crap’ but still keeping it for the memories or vlogging that she’ll never do…or better still, sell it, as a ‘piece of crap’. What a moron. I don’t know why she makes me want to a-log so hard, but there it is.

No. 1285746

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Heather is so boring. She really thought she did something here. But, instead, what I see is a guy trying to bring up her interests and make conversation while she gives him nothing in return. It looks like speaking to Heather is the same as speaking to a wall.

No. 1285755

Jeez she's become unbearable to me. That guy didn't even do anything wrong. She hates it if guys don't care about her interests but she also hates if they want to learn more. The fuck is she even looking for at this point? Why match with the dude twice if it's such a drag?

No. 1285762

It seems like to date Heather, you have to have no interests unless it's what Heather likes, but you also have to know everything about said interests.

No. 1285786


Heather, there’s nothing even wrong with this convo. He’s not asking for straight up sex. He’s actually trying to bring up something you like or may like based off your photos. Nothing seems to makes you happy.
I’d appreciate this man trying.

No. 1285858

She’s a knobhead. She thinks her interests are special & seems to be gatekeeping them. If she means by interests, buying dollar store masks & some replica pieces from Amazon for $20, she’s in need of a wake up call. Collecting cabinet cards is not a niche interest, neither is exploring cemeteries. Heck I do both & don’t make it my life. She really is delusional.

No. 1285943

File: 1627475496128.jpg (75.08 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpg)

We're allowed to get tired of your ugly "edits," shopping sprees for crap and monster ego. Let us live too.

No. 1285969

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It truly is a hideous bathing suit though. Her tits look like a baby ass, and the one-piece bathing suit looks like what amazon thinks "gothic lolita" looks like. It's like she has no idea what her body looks like and dresses herself as if she's 5'10 and 110lbs.

No. 1285987

FFS Heather. You can post whatever you want, but no one is obligated to like it.

Holy shit, she’s insufferable. No wonder she can’t find her sPoOkY bOy.

No. 1286007

Know your audience, dumbass, that’s on you, Hag. What’s it to be? A serious photography account that shares urbex and historical gothic shit, or a LARP peppered with cringey swimwear selfies? Your hang-up is showing bb.

No. 1286010

she smiles as if “I’m a cutey pie” voice is speaking in her mind as she takes it & the jam jar glasses. She is deliberately posing in a way so we see her boobs & her thighs. Oooh cleavage shots, I’m a dangerous woman…. reality people have followed her for the aesthetic not for booty shots in her weak attempts to fish for a few compliments. I agree anon the swimsuit is hideous. These are bad pics too. They look like something you would take on a digital camera on MySpace. Remember those days. In her head she’s this vixen but in reality I am getting John Lennon vibes & homely woman faces.

No. 1286012

She looks like a baby sausage in it’s plastic wrap you get in the store.
Is this supposed to be sexy?

No. 1286075

wear an ugly bathing suit two sizes too small if you want to, but people are going to think it looks like crap because it does

No. 1286174

File: 1627500498518.png (3.65 MB, 750x1334, 2499B555-57EF-4016-A2A1-B1C83E…)

Kek you are 31 years of age you foolish baggage. Your mom is not your keeper. My arrested development gland is pulsating.

No. 1286182

she’d make a saint curse. This baby girl act is nauseating. Delusional fantasist that thinks everyone is watching & noticing her when she’s outside. Genuinely have never come across someone more infuriating.

No. 1286226

So I guess her plan is to just live with her mom indefinitely until a “boy” sweeps her off her feet and asks her to move in? And she’s gonna just kick back, indulge in her hobbies, air out her baggage online and blow her paycheck on clothes while she waits?

Maybe tinfoil since she’s never said it outright, but my impression has always been that she rushed into marriage mostly because she wanted someone to take care of her with minimal work on her part. Not surprisingly, it didn’t work out and now she’s back with her mom until the next possible caregiver shows up. She dresses it up as this search for her special someone but I really do think her main motivator (besides attention) is she wants a guy to provide for her while she fucks around on youtube or wherever. Surely one will come along any minute, so why bother learning to function and put a roof over her own head? So independent.

No. 1286237

File: 1627505843002.jpeg (92.01 KB, 808x755, D7307E76-93FB-46BA-AE91-AE3902…)

On another episode of things that didn’t happen…

Always someone coming after her. If its not the farmer with a shotgun, it’s a junkie.

No. 1286265

Yes, this is exactly it, as I and other anons have said before. You’ve got it in one. She’s just going to chill at her mom’s, trotting back and forwards to her dead end job, spending her minimal pennies on stupid shit at Target and TJ Maxx, splurging on new lenses because ‘treat myself’ for ‘working my ass off’, until the next victim comes along. I stg she didn’t think she’d have to wait this long, and that’s what the whole being depressed about being so different is about, it’s her kicking and stamping and squealing because she isn’t being looked after by some simp, and awarded the pleasure of doing absolutely fuck all.
‘Adulting’ sure as fuck isn’t obtaining the skills needed to fill your cart with bananas and avocados, and learning how to pump gas into your car that mommy helped you to buy. Kek.

No. 1286325

File: 1627513773822.jpeg (355.24 KB, 828x1351, 8281AB37-1C61-407C-A6BC-A55B40…)

I mean “my whole childhood taken by decay….” just talk like a normal person

No. 1286332

File: 1627514694907.png (3.85 MB, 750x1334, 61FD28AD-38A5-47DC-B831-F4C7FB…)

Every car she sees
Every person she sees
>attacked the roof of my car

She’s Heather Explains in stories right now.

No. 1286340

Yes Heather, serve us those crazy eyes.

No. 1286386

I’m extremely surprised she doesn’t have an onlyfans account. All the train wrecks I know have one.

No. 1286540

Her hair does nothing to her. Can she not see this is not flattering haircut/style for her?

No. 1286547

See how she thinks everyone is after her. No one is remotely interested in you Heather. You are a white woman most unlikely out of any demographic to be attacked by a stabber. If you were a black male then yes. But you are a white woman who looks so unthreatening why would a farmer go to shoot you?

No. 1286672

File: 1627569244739.jpeg (1.11 MB, 828x1125, 65C6DBD2-BF36-4675-991A-29803C…)

also this… just a car parked.

No. 1286707

It’s kind of unbelievable how much of a delusional pussy she is. We got a play by play of her being an actual child about her entire day. Crazy how the men mowing/working could continue their work with said “drugged lady” around but you can’t even drive by without her accosting you. Eye roll. Pick a new personality already you suck at this one heather.

No. 1286776

For all her paranoia she really has zero street smarts. It’s a shame things didn’t work out with charmryan, I was really hoping we’d see her wander around Baltimore. She seems like the type to run and hide behind a car because a couple black guys walked by.

No. 1286808

And proceeded to list all the things she was going to do but was ‘stopped’. This lazy ass scared shitless ‘explorer’ claims she was ‘stopped’ from doing her thing by ‘sketchy’ cars/trees attacking her/a road being closed (after the place she wanted to go to). Kek what a fucking loser.

No. 1286818

File: 1627585552456.jpeg (432.97 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpeg)

Heather claims she is too good to watch Netflix but spends the night watching a documentary. If she watched it on Youtube it is the same as watching it on Netflix.

No. 1286963

So has she officially given up on dressing goff, and embraced her inner wine mom?

No. 1287016

Heather Doesn’t Explore
because of a scary scary car

No. 1287044

Heather "explores" but something always goes "wrong" and she ends up at Sheetz. A trip to Sheetz was what she wanted all along.

No. 1287074

>rattles on about her extreme interests
>calls herself an adventurer and explorer
Literally finds any excuse to shake and cry in parking lots and bail on plans including people looking at her, it raining, and tree attacks. lmao

Love that for her. Her "truest form goth heather" phase lasted what, roughly a little over a year? I wonder if we'll see her phases pick up speed as she descends further into insanity with every failed future Ryan. Guess she can go toss all that killstar into the storage room with her Heather Sparkles era junk.

No. 1287376

She dresses like a butch lesbian. The belt, the keys clipped like that, men's tee, with the boots. Totally not gonna find her spooky boy looking like that.

No. 1287782

File: 1627709736144.png (966.02 KB, 618x1094, Screen Shot 2021-07-30 at 11.2…)

and a hot grandma

No. 1287784

File: 1627709926511.png (310.21 KB, 606x1092, Screen Shot 2021-07-30 at 11.2…)

new Ryan? or RyanRevenge?

No. 1287798

Don’t let us down, RevengeRyan! It has got to be him.
Absolutely love how Haunted Butt is steadily turning into Heather Explains 2.0. It’s like she realised the milk was expired so brought out a fresh bottle. Never change, Hag.

No. 1287947

but those sleeves clearly say spring/summer… you don't wear something with so many holes in it in the autumn. The whole design of that shirt clashes with autumn. At least that's how it would be here, sorry if it's acceptable in Canada.

No. 1288115

File: 1627754454769.jpeg (291.93 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpeg)

RevengeRyan confirmed

No. 1288582

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Sorry for the shit ss, but it looks like she's staying at a hotel with RevengeRyan tonight.

No. 1288670

what an absolute fucking clown kek

No. 1288746

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No. 1288884

I’m such a dumbfuck because…days ago she made a story about reviews of some gross motel, how it was covered in roaches etc. Then referred to it as ‘our’ motel. I didn’t ss. Did anyone else get it?

No. 1288919

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Is just me or is almost every spot her “dream” spot.

No. 1289243

She's definitely gonna fuck him.
In anywhere from 24 - 72 hrs, he'll realize how unhinged and emotionally unstable she really is.
(If he's also a basket case, which honestly is likely, their "relationship" might go on a bit longer.)
In any event he'll soon ghost.
She'll whine about how he's a "fuckboy" who "used her," etc.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Yet somehow I'm still tuning in because I still think it's funny.

No. 1289247

File: 1627876808241.png (1.37 MB, 678x1114, 2A9D0EBB-9C6C-489B-8C70-4F6977…)

Someone has a new daddy. RevengeRyan is here!

No. 1289248

File: 1627876889160.jpeg (90.91 KB, 640x640, 23A3C838-5070-4C04-92AD-BC50FB…)

Family photo

No. 1289256

File: 1627878609571.jpeg (242.03 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpeg)

No. 1289264

Men are wild. The shit they'll do for some puss lmao

No. 1289274

You've got it backwards. He was already like this before meeting Heather. She started buying these weird masks after she met him.

No. 1289288

Hadn't realized RumhamRyan was such a manlet, he looks tiny next to her. Isn't Heather only like 5ft? lmao

No. 1289329

Apparently someone wanted to fuck saladfingers, and Heather obliges.

No. 1289331

If they indeed do the deed & he gets wise to her once she gets weirdly attached (i wanna take photos of your sleeping face vibes & cut a lock of your hair & leave it by your bedside) he will run for the hills. Considering he’s already far out with his interests, if Heather can’t secure him, then she’s really not gonna find anyone. I wonder though if he runs, & ghosts her if she will keep all the photos involving him up on her page as there is a lot.

No. 1289396

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Even if she wanted to do the lock of hair with him she couldn't because he is bald. Pic Rel. That is a good question but I guess only time will tell. Would she wipe 80% of her new accounts pictures away to forget about a fuck boy?

No. 1289470

Straight up recycling the Killstar sweaters she bought for FemRyan but didn’t give to him. At least she’s getting some use out of them now.

No. 1289492

maybe this is the best he can do and it’ll be true love and her mum can finally get the guest room back

No. 1289535

Lol for real. She claims to be an XS and he clearly can wear her sweater no problem kek

No. 1289859

time to put a clipping of his gross beard in the locket I guess kek


No. 1289983

Sorry if it has been mentioned before, but how old is he? He looks like he's in his 40s

No. 1290103


No. 1290293

File: 1628022463807.jpeg (163.93 KB, 1080x1919, 1h.jpeg)

Post trip depressed Heather is back

No. 1290297

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No. 1290300

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No. 1290323

New pOsItIvE account is going well then.

No. 1290396

So I take it Ryanrevenge didn't work out. I'm assuming the "not spooky enough" means he found out exactly how basic she is. Guess not everyone considers eating at sheetz, sobbing in the parking lot, and "exploring" the same public sites in broad daylight over and over again ExTrEmE.

No. 1290430

I guess a spoopy bo…er, "man" can only handle so much Taylor Swift and Sheetz, anon. kek

No. 1290700

File: 1628088707184.jpeg (192.15 KB, 1080x1919, lonelyheather.jpeg)

She ended her day with her last lonely girl post

No. 1290885

File: 1628103033289.jpeg (548.51 KB, 1125x1995, D956E4CD-1EC8-49E8-94D0-94A3FA…)

heather continues to be spooked by cars

No. 1291010

File: 1628108825865.png (3.49 MB, 750x1334, BB0DF21E-4CFC-4E6F-BFC6-D146A2…)

Taking bets now.

>hair is going to look exactly the same as it always does after yet another makeover in which she looks exactly the same as before. The end.

Kek I had this ready to post too. Yet another crazed murderer coming after Hag like a heat seeking missile. Or…just a car.

No. 1291011

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No. 1291013

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No. 1291042

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No. 1291043

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No. 1291055

her fear of “sketchy cars” is the most suburban Karenesque thing about her

No. 1291073


It's so sad that RyanQuest is the only form of socializing she gets. There are plenty of women like her, the "used to be goth in high school" type who grew up, got a job and started dressing and listening to things that aren't 100% gloom and doom, but who still have a fondness for so called "weird stuff" like graveyards and ravens and shit like that. I've encountered many women like that and Heather could easily find friends like her, other women she could bond with and grow out of this isolation. But she doesn't seem interested at all in finding or keeping female friendships. She doesn't prioritize women at all, just like she doesn't prioritize friendship. It's all Ryans, and finding The Spooky Boy Soulmate. It's sad to see. She could have something so much better if she didn't devote her life to chasing a fairytale.

No. 1291100

It’s so fucking stunted. The worst kind of not like other girls pick me. In addition, as you say, she doesn’t have time for women because RyanQuest. Which is actually more than getting a spoopy boy. It’s her Rest of Life Plan. Financial security. Excuse to do fuck all, forever.
Nonners thinking that RevengeRyan is anything more than a friend are gonna be in for more disappointment. For sure I think she’d fuck him, but I also think, in total backwards Hag standards way, she’d never date a balding guy who looks like he’s in his 40s. She seems to think there some kind of cache in stringing this chump along, possibly using him for spoopy popularity and maybe even a springboard to another future Ryan. I suspect she’s already put him in the friend zone. In fact, I think her ‘sad girl’ stories a day after hanging out with him is a vague message to Rumham to that effect.

No. 1291115

File: 1628117606611.jpeg (349.31 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpeg)

It looks the same, except it looks like it was styled by someone who knows how to curl hair rather than Heather's terrible curls.

No. 1291159

It's really brassy but it looks better than the ash color.

No. 1291167

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Can’t wait for the tattoo, Hag!

No. 1291176

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Bang on cue…
>baby voice extreme
>photoshoot while I feel cute
>while I’m all feminine
>I recently gained 20lbs
Photos only account guise! No personal stuff! No selfies!

No. 1291198

File: 1628128761989.png (1.21 MB, 684x1118, Screen Shot 2021-08-04 at 7.59…)

This screams peak femininity

No. 1291201

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It got better

No. 1291260

women literally reach out to her to make urbex plans and she ignores them for RyanQuest

No. 1291261

best glowup would be throwing those terrible glasses into the trash and getting some stylish ones that don’t make her look like Deputy Dawg
throw the bratwurst-tight skinny jeans in after them

No. 1291313

Something about this look screams 40 something bitchy receptionist, chronically single, 5 cats, to me. kek

No. 1291345

File: 1628152665516.jpeg (791.03 KB, 2048x2048, 0105941F-DD79-47DD-BBEC-C1F31C…)

just wanted to add these comparison shots. Hair looks exactly the same. Except styled.

Heather that’s not how getting your hair “changed” & “a new look” works

No. 1291387

Both here eyes are going in different directions.
I don't know if there is a name for opposite of cross eyed.

No. 1291396


No. 1291401

Where did she get her makeup done, a funeral home?

No. 1291411

I came here to say EXACTLY this nonita. Kek. Even in her off-the-peg spoopy trash clothes she looks like a 40 year old receptionist. Serving that bitchy mom realness.

No. 1291604

File: 1628183075807.jpeg (326.23 KB, 2000x1428, doubt.jpeg)

She is giving me Mrs. Doubtfire vibes

No. 1292011

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How many days until she starts ranting about RevengeRyan being a fuck boy?

No. 1292136

During the glow up she was sperging about Chris Chan, her aboosive ex, the internet and wanting revenge. We all know the best revenge is to look exactly the same and talk to yourself on stories.

No. 1292178

revenge on who?
revenge on rumhamryan? some other ryan?
because from where i sit, that looks more like a dye and trim than revenge

No. 1292187

File: 1628263674442.jpeg (506.35 KB, 2000x1333, 6A40ACEF-7ACC-4427-97D1-81393F…)

White Chicks

No. 1292211

I got a kick out of her little sperg. My favorite part was when she said she didn't want to call Chris Chan by their proper pronouns because no one accepted her when she came out as bisexual. Honey, that is not the same thing, kek. Then she said she is the bigger person here and will call Chris by their pronouns.

No. 1292454


"Proper pronouns" mega kek. Chris is a disgusting rapist of a man and no one should be catering to his delusions. Bummer she backtracked on it, Heather choosing not to handmaiden for a scrote who literally raped his own mother is the first likeable thing she's done in ages.

No. 1292459

The fact that she even brought it up and then made it about her when he is a legitimate disgusting criminal is what bothers me more

No. 1293217

File: 1628354479668.png (353.9 KB, 616x960, Screen Shot 2021-08-07 at 10.0…)

Didn't she start a new Heather Explores youtube channel to get away from the haters but wasn't getting enough views?

No. 1294222

File: 1628437838955.png (1.02 MB, 1080x2091, Screenshot_20210807-215614~2.p…)

Lol so she's going to do another photoshoot today and she went to walmart last night to get scrubs imitate a prison jumpsuit and then she posted this. I think she's finally realized she's not a size XS anymore.

No. 1294245

File: 1628439996566.jpeg (191.95 KB, 1080x1919, 1h.jpeg)

big sad

No. 1294246

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No. 1294336

What I'll never understand, Heather, is how you can be so "fuck the haters, watch me do all these amazing things and live my best life!" one day and then so resigned and passive that you're just waiting for something "amazing" to happen to you the next with no awareness of the rapidly swinging cycle you're stuck in. Sad.

No. 1294647

This is a pity post.
She’s hoping some “stud” that follows her on Instagram will see her I’m a sad lonely girl that’s misunderstood stories & she’ll wake up to a DM. She’s posted photos before saying “date me? Send me a dm.” Then later on, she’s posted the same shit again weeks later & guys have commented they have messaged her but she’s not responded. I have looked at their accounts - mostly older bigger guys that society would deem “unattractive” & she’s like nope not giving you a chance. Yeah she can date who she wants but when you put out a pity call like date me, at least specify, you only want fit guys between 26-35.

No. 1295416

It's the crippling mood disorder she tries to pass of as "being unique."

No. 1296258

Its the same channel (Heather Explore)she's always had, just renamed. If she has another channel I don't know what she's named that, she's been posting some of the new crap she's supposedly now into on her original channel and it just doesn't appeal to the majority of her subscribers. She's given it different names over the years, Freyabunny, Heather Sparkles etc. She has some old videos on there concerning furry cons and toys but she deleted most. But yes the stuff she's been posting of late has struggled to make many views, it's just boring to most of her original subscribers. When you remove/ignore the current aesthetic she latches onto in an attempt to make her appear interesting, she's very bland.

No. 1296716

Didn’t she just go on a date or something?

No. 1296808

she will never learn, will she? There are a lot of women with unusual interests (not that her interests are so special) and most of them don't act like they are an outcast. She should stop the whining, accept who she is, what she likes and stop searching for a partner… and she should stop being afraid of random cars.

No. 1296914


It's a called a curling wand, it's not that deep

No. 1296977

Curly hair makes her look older.

No. 1297037

“give me a chance” in Heather doesn’t mean “go out on a date and see how we get along,” it means “do exactly what I say for as long as I want.”

No. 1297073

File: 1628611729559.jpeg (64.08 KB, 355x500, 00679DEE-27B5-450E-957A-B3407E…)

when she does her hair like that it screams Joyce Summers from Buffy.

No offence to the actress - she was playing a divorced 40 something year old.

No. 1297142

Exactly right.
Also exactly right.
And this anon, >>1294647 yes, exactly right.

Breaking down what Hagther actually moans about…
>they hate me because I changed from kawaii to goth
Well, why are you surprised at this? You market an entire channel to vintage toys, kawaii shit and furry fuckers, then wonder why they don't want to follow your shit any more when you turn Witch Mode Weekend Goth on? Take your medicine, dumbass.
>No one will give me a chance
You get plenty chances, they just don't like you having seen what you're like.

No. 1297897

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saged because it's the same old shit 1/2

No. 1297898

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No. 1298061

so she should get a full time job and move, she’s a grown woman
nobody said she had to squat in mum’s guestroom forever

No. 1298131

Exactly that.
Also, her interests are fine, I would meet up with her regarding her interests, but the whole "no one likes me, everyone bullies" me bullshit is so annoying and she won't look for other women to be her friends. To be honest, no one has time for people like that in their 30s and most people will distant themselves if you have to hear the same complains over and over again, without her ever changing anything.

And if you have to constantly tell other people that you are living your best life, well, you aren't living it, just be honest with yourself.

No. 1298207

And this constant whining and playing the martyr does her no favours. If you keep saying that nobody likes you and that you’re strange and that everybody is against you you’re alienating yourself the people that are following you acting as I’ve everybody’s talking about you when in fact 90% of the time it’s Heather who is bringing up the past bringing up that people hate her outta nowhere every few days. I agree with anon. Her interests aren’t as isolated as she thinks I’ve commented before that I like to explore cemeteries I take pictures of graves that I find interesting I collect cabinet cards I like antiques myself I love history I don’t drink I don’t particularly enjoy the party scene and I don’t really like mainstream interests myself like sports you get the jist. But Heather access door this is all she has is her interests like it’s just her personality and everybody is to change to suit her but she’s not willing to meet somebody in the middle with their interests therefore she will never meet anybody because of the lack of compromise the same goes with trying to make friends as it’s all on heathers terms. Her failure to compromise turned on to everybody hates me no one wants to hang out with me no one wants to date me saga. She’s in denial because she knows that she is 31 years old she still living at home she’s got a part-time job she’s not really where she is she should be in life and she’s not doing anything to improve her situation all she wants to do is play dress up and go to abandon places and have adventures which is fine if it’s a hobby and you’ve got your life sorted but when you’re living like she is totally dependent on your mother living in the back bedroom and Wanting freedom and more money and more independence she needs to stop acting as if she’s a scare free teenager and actually be an adult and for once important things in place of her spooky lifestyle .

No. 1298308

Literally all she has to do is sell off her horde, stop spending on dumb shit, and transfer to a full time position at another Target in another state. There is absolutely nothing holding her back other than herself.

No. 1298316

When did it come to light that her job is only part-time? I recall Heather saying the opposite. Saged for simple curiosity.

No. 1298317

After the Christmas rush, she goes back to part-time. It will pick up in October or November again and she will think it is forever and will spend instead of saving and then have a shocked Pikachu face when her job goes back to part-time.

No. 1298498

It’s very hard to have a full time job at target when you’re not management.

No. 1298501

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Is anyone else seeing this?
I don’t have good caps because I wasn’t able to watch it all, but-

This bitch is acting like she’s going to die and it’s the end of the world because— the power is out.

>can’t eat anything but bread

>might have to go out and treat myself to dinner
>can't go out because the storms are getting worse.

I live in the general area. They weren’t bad at all. Just an average summer storm in PA.

>don’t have water either

>might have to get a hotel room so I can do my hair for work???

And don’t get me started on the previous stories where she plays victim to: a fucking hummingbird. When she said “oh my god its going to attack me!” That just sealed the deal with her extreme victim complex. Heather. It’s a fucking quarter sized bird that eats sugar water. It wants nothing to do with your bland ass, just like every guy you thirst over.

No. 1298572

i thought she was a big fan of past times where they only had candles, yet too chicken to experience the lifestyle for a few hours

No. 1298582

lol lol this is her to a T.
Something minor happens, to most of us an inconvenience, either buy water bottles to use until the power is back on or go to work early & use the wash/facilities there. To Heather - must get a hotel room. The end is nigh. This is happening to only me.

Give me my attention NOW! Send me thoughts & prayers & ask if I’m okay!!!!!!

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What a fucking idiot

No. 1298654

Histrionic PD much?
Hag! You fucking ridiculant. I used to go through pity phases with her, but she’s such a bum ass, whiny, narcissistic, mean AND pathetic douchebag. What a combo. She had a lot of ills to ail her.

No. 1298847

her mum’s husband/partner must just love having her live there, what a treat for him

No. 1298866

how in the fuck do you leave the faucet on? lights I understand, but the fucking faucet? also great passive language, "the sink [?] was on and I didn't know"

No. 1298913

so Heather / coming on here to share a personal announcement … I know I wasn’t going to share a lot anymore on here but … (me waiting for something groundbreaking) I’m deleting my dating apps… no one in my area to date…. I scare them away with my hobby of exploring…. People don’t consider me a real explorer…

For the love of all things you hold dear in this life Heather move on from the same things you repeat nearly every week!

1) I’m unsaleable
2) I want a spooky boy come find me
3) I’m a freak
4) who would date me?
5) I’m gonna have to change my interests to meet someone.
6) disappearing for a while (comes back within 16 hrs) hey I’m back
7) everyone hates me
8) I’m following my dreams fuck you
9) just crying into her phone screen
10) Can’t wait to make content

No. 1299043

there is nothing dudes find hotter than self-dramatizing and desperation
except everything

No. 1299218

She did say they have a well on their property, that usually involves a water pump. So it is possible that the pump didn't bring up water until the grid recovered. But I mean, come on Heather, if you live that far out in the country have you never dealt with a brief power outage before?

No. 1299315

Yeah, she has a well. The power was only out until the middle of the night. Girl just likes to play the hardcore victim anytime she can.

No. 1299475

she does such a good job making the mundane so dramatic. oh no, the pump went out and it's nighttime, how can I ever skip a whole day's shower

wells aren't that uncommon, and I'm sure she's gone through this before, it's pretty much life on a well lmao just pick up some waterbottles and don't flush the toilet

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No. 1300496

I don't think "intimidating" and "scared off men by being an emotionally unstable trainwreck" are the same thing.

No. 1301037

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Sage Bc can’t confirm but I think she’s still internet stalking Ryan z and his gf. I follow them both and they posted stories at the beach this past week. Kek. Hasn’t it been like 3 years now since their “break up”?

No. 1301541

most likely. The beach reference is too specific. Heather the hypocrite. Goes on about men lurking & stalking her yet she does it & it’s okay….

No. 1303275


She will forever be the cliché middle aged milletard living in her parents basement. And she lives 45 mins south of Pittsburgh, in Washington PA. She lies about everything and knows nothing of the real world. Quite sad.

No. 1303319

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And that is…?

No. 1303379

I'm guessing Ryanrevenge

No. 1304155

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Heather is out here looking for a male escort lol

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No. 1304581

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ICYMI milk’s been so dry I couldn’t find the energy until now, these from the other day…
>over just two years ago I came out publicly
Fucking KEK at you platforming yourself. Literally no one cares.
>thousands of people
Okay delulu


No. 1304582

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Way to alienate both cemetery geeks who you’ve basically said aren’t real explorers and also piss off urbex geeks who didn’t ask you to come for them because of your own insecurities.

No. 1304598

It begins. Her precious explorers are finally turning on her too.

No. 1304663

A lot of them already hated her after the Ryanz debacle. Things are only downhill from here.

No. 1304752

Heather truly brings all of this shit upon herself, every single time, and still can't figure out why. Girl needs her Borderline Personality Disorder diagnosis yesterday and professional therapy. It'd drastically change her life.

No. 1304775

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1/2 confirmed she’s still stalking him

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No. 1304907

Is he still dating that cute poetry girl?

No. 1304969

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Looks like it

No. 1305183

Heather is giving this balding, average looking scrote a constant ego boost with her needless lost love narrative. She should give literally any other scrote a try, I promise this one isn't special.

No. 1305458

She keeps saying she became her true self when she got into the spooky/cemetery/goth core shit & when she wanted to “become that” everyone around her acted like she was mentally unstable for liking this shit & wanted to get her medicated… she keeps saying this as if this story she concocted will one day be true. She was sectioned because she was violent & the cops couldn’t restrain or calm her down. She was sleeping with random men off the internet & displaying erratic behaviour that is a sign of bipolar. She keeps flogging this event like a badge of honour to beat herself with as she brings it up let’s say twice a month. She isn’t mentLlt well. The fact she’s in denial is a huge red flag. Someone that makes their “obsession” their life & switches between two modes of normality to these intense berating rants on her IG how she is gonna be alone forever & she’s a freak when 5 mins ago, she’s posting about getting her breakfast burrito. Man all her followers must have whiplash when things go from 2-10 real quick for no reason other than Heather is writing it herself without no external cause. She does it as everyone has moved on. Her ex, all the spooky boys that came afterwards, she’s the one that can’t move on & she is the one that is constantly dragging it up again as abs likes to play the martyr & talk about herself.

No. 1305673

Does she seriously believe that all that uproar was because she decided that she wants to be spooky instead of pink?
Idgaf what color she's wearing. Things got weird when she started trash talking the people who supported her. And the GoFundMe. And her talking about how much she hates toys (after a few fans sent her things).

No. 1305954

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Good Lord put it away Heather.
The subtle side boob … it’s not sexy. This is one of the most unflattering pics ever, the lighting & the jam jar glasses

No. 1306557

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Seeking spooky boy. Apply within.

No. 1306561

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No. 1306563

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No. 1306912

wait 16 hrs. She’ll be on her stories “I know I said I wasn’t going to come on here to do any rants but … I have to & it’s my page. I’ve come to accept I’ll be alone forever as I’m a weirdo. Guys just fuck me then move on. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Should I just change how I am? ….” you know the rest peeps.

No. 1307102

She is probably gonna go through every guy available to her if she hasn't already and still be all alone.

No. 1307164

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What the fuck is she going for here? Retarded in an abandoned building?
Oh- that’s just her in general.

Her self portraits are embarrassing, to say the least.

No. 1307332

Someone please just buy this grandma a dildo already so she can get rid of all this pent up frustration, holy shit.

No. 1307418

Dildos won't pay the bills.

No. 1307456

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What’s going on here?

Big headset earphones from the 70’s that Ed Warren would be proud of… cradling a gold painted small trophy cup from the looks of things in a prairie dress while looking off into the middle distance.

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No. 1307487

>in spite of my age I am still making minimum wage

No. 1307494


bless you nonita i almost spat out my lasagna laughing

No. 1307505

are her glasses lenses as thick as they look? is this binch blind?

No. 1307542

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Why is she hanging out with an actual child? His profile also says "FBGM" meaning fuck bitches get money.

No. 1307552

she might be farsighted, glasses are thicker then compared to those of people that need glasses for being nearsighted and your glasses make your eyes look bigger (little bit like a magnifying glass). You aren't very blind, but your glasses make you look stupid sometimes, especially if you have ugly glasses like she does.

well, that's probably all that's left, everyone else is hiding somewhere in a bright, fluffy spots so she will never find them.

No. 1307558

I got the wrong guy, kek. Nevermind. It's not a literal child. I am just an idiot.

No. 1308295

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I feel like Heather needs to see this

No. 1308695

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saged because this milk is as old as Heather

No. 1308835

Fuckbois love desperation in a woman it's really no wonder she keeps being pumped and dumped. I really think even logic like this must be like rocket science to someone as self serving as her.

No. 1309024

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No. 1309118

yeah girl you’re in a great financial position to drop five hundred bones on a camera lens

No. 1309178

Good investment Heather. Way better than moving out of your mom's house.

No. 1309219

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No. 1309229

$100 for an excuse to see that mask photographer dude. More costumes and junk for her to horde.

No. 1309274

>ADULT X-Small 0-2

keep dreaming, Heather!

No. 1309295

she clearly got a s/m, anon.

No. 1309341

a lot of bitches need to realize that liking halloween is not a personality

No. 1309391

Well it could be if it was funneled into something productive like starting a horror punk band or some shit, in this case it's just consoomerism built from the notion that walking around a grave yard is a personality.

Thats the biggest problem among many big problems with Heather is she doesn't really put all the pieces together to make a personality, its just parts of a personality that doesn't really do anything.

No. 1309645

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She got a large/xl

No. 1309705


One of you is looking at the size availability list on the bag, one of you is looking at her picture of them all hanging on the sales rack, and one of you is actually looking at the hanger size in the bag of what she bought.

No. 1309897

I matched with Heather on tinder about a year ago. She put her Instagram account in her tinder bio. When I looked at it, she was smack dab in the middle of a crying rant about driving or not having a boyfriend, like live posts. I made the mistake of viewing her Instagram stories without saying anything to her which resulted in her accusing me of “creeping on her life so I could post about it online” then blocked me. I literally never said a word to her. So I’m pretty happy I dodged that bullet.

No. 1309950

She actually puts her insta on her Tinder and is surprised when people she meets on Tinder look at her insta? That’s really funny.

No. 1310009

What was it about Heather's tinder that made you decide to swipe yes on her?

No. 1310159

She must be really tuned in because it’s true you ended up doing that

(Jk thanks for sharing, that must have been quite an experience)

No. 1310558

Yeah exactly. I found this message board online primarily from her rant that night. She made it seem like she was some major famous internet star so I googled her and this page was one of the first things that came up. It alllllll made sense after find this place.

No. 1310562

In retrospect, her profile was strange but it wasn’t REALLY strange by tinder standards. 9 times out of 10 I’d probably roll my eyes at a blonde girl dressed as a witch saying she wants to go on spooky adventures in July, but I’m so glad I swiped right. I’ve laughed my ass off so many times from this page.

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No. 1311313

It absolutely would be a terrible thing if she had a child, but why does she think she isn’t able to have one?

No. 1311316

why can’t I find a dude, asks the woman posting absolute penis-flatteners like this

No. 1311445

The fact she would spend $30 on a plastic doll is what is so special about Heather

No. 1311502

This is just a general thought and not really related to any specific recent heather post, just thinking about her whole situation and whining about wanting a spooky boy. It's been said here before but she doesn't DO ANYTHING to find them. I'm thinking of places where I used to meet alternative/spooky/weird guys when I was younger and just to rattle off the top of my head she could find them at…

-SCA/LARP/ren faires, tons of "dark" nerds there
-cult midnight movies, horror movie fests
-comic/game/record shops
-new age conventions
-goth night/industrial night/fuck even EDM nights and raves attract gothy types in small cities

I know she says she doesn't like to go to bars or clubs, but she's really limiting herself when it comes to meeting people. She could also try…
-museum "after dark" programs and tours
-antiquarian book shops and fairs
-vintagey events like "Edwardian jazz on the lawn dress up picnic" or w/e that every big city has, there is always at least ONE spooky dude who wants to be a classy vampire with a cane or something
-local ghost tours with a host, not urbex
-get a job at a haunted attraction for the fall, tons in her area
-steampunk shit, I don't know wtf they do but surely there's crossover
-volunteer at something "badass" like a wolf rescue or raptor refuge, better chance of someone in a spooky screenprinted t-shirt visiting there than at your standard zoo
-actually study history instead of just buying antiques, and meet someone in the program
-wild card: graffiti and skate spots
-wilder card: civil war re-enactment, live those old photos you keep buying Heather!
-take a photography class. Maybe someone else there likes to photo tombstones and derelict buildings too. Maybe you learn that you like filming other shit too. Fuck.

There's just so many places to meet "different" people if that's what she really wants. She lives near a medium sized city with tons of history and things to do (I am PAfag). I don't know why I'm helping her here. She enrages me with this shit but I also pity her.

Maybe she should join the Chateau.

No. 1311822

>Maybe she should join the Chateau.
There's a cursed thought.

No. 1312155

bless you PAanon, I appreciate you but I feel like your efforts are totally wasted on her
she wants everything to happen TO her, she doesn't want to go out and find experiences, especially not something that might create an appreciation for anything not urbex

>civil war re-enactment

lmao she would never

but getting a JOB involving spooky things is a fucking good idea, it's not like she needs to worry about making rent if she still lives at moms

No. 1312171

She wants a spooky boy to find her on Instagram and sweep her off her feet. That is her dream.

No. 1312328


Yes, a fucking JOB

More jobs she could do that suit her interests:

Retail options, if she actually likes her Target job…
-Halloween store
-quirky gift shop, like even Spencer's or whatever the current iteration is, is more on brand than Target
-Antique shop, antique mall, oddities shop (we have them in philly unsure about pgh)
-Local weeaboo shop, put the BJD hobby to use at least
-camera shop or film developer centre, they def still exist
-taxidermy supply?

Other shit jobs that align with her supposed interests
-Any sort of history museum/exhibit that needs someone to sit in the gift shop or be the guest book monitor or something
-other small local art museums
-librarian? Usually needs a degree but…
-local historical society- you can just be the receptionist or treasurer or cold caller or something
-fucking graveyard caretaker!
-learn stone masonry and refurbish gravestones and historical monuments and things

There's just SO MUCH you can potentially do with yourself when you're into what she claims to be into (antique/historic/spooky shit). It boggles me that she won't involve herself more in what she claims to love so much.

I hope she reads these last few posts. Dumbass.

No. 1312330


Forgot the most obvious retail option, the local crystals n' wicca books store

No. 1312468

These are all valid options. But the problem is a lot of these jobs require some knowledge of the subject matter, which she refuses to develop. Heather consumes, she doesn't learn.
I think that's one of the reasons why she can't find a spoopy boy, in addition to the obvious ones. Any guy she meets who actually has the interests she claims to love will soon discover she's as shallow as a birdbath.

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No. 1312639

Fucking YIKES.

No. 1312657

Tbh I think she's warding people off subconsciously.

No. 1312736

the fact that you think heather could be a graveyard caretaker lmfao thank you for making me legitimately laugh out loud. also, what chance does she have at getting hired at most of these jobs that aren't big corporations and probably google all their applicants before interviews. they would find all her insanity immediately.

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already deleted

No. 1312867

it’s not your hobbies that are scaring people away, Heather. we’ve been over this a million times by now.

she’s exhausting.

No. 1312903


I am creasing at the latest posts.

No. 1312905

No Heather you suck. Not your hobbies. You don't want a partner to be their own self. You want a loser like your self that you can control how you want them to dress and act.

No. 1312910

I think the crux is she likes to PLAY at being an adult. And what I mean by PLAY - her idea of adulting is using all her paycheck to fuel her hobbies and not use that money for rent/savings. She whines an awful lot about wanting to move somewhere across state & buying that gothic house & meeting the "Spooky Boy Supreme" as the well is truly dry apparently where she currently resides. I had no idea her TInder was linked to IG. That explains an awful lot. She doesn't want to help herself, anon is correct, she wants people to do things for her. Everything must happen for her. She won't put in the effort. She won't meet a man in the middle in the terms of hobbies or interests… no sir… he has to be what she wants or it's night night forever for you potential Ryan followed by screenshots of their conversations & her putting the poor man on blast on her IG to a few hundred strangers who watch her stories. She treats that bloody IG account like a stadium of fans and close confidantes. She may have met a few of them irl & made some connections but she goes on there one moment "Your girls living her best life" to the sort of posts that get deleted within an hour of posting "I hate it here, I'm a literal freak" her poor followers…. convinced half of the newbies (who have been following Goth Heather & don't know about Pastel Heather) stick around for entertainment as she's an interesting paradox & the other half just don't know what to think. She's definitely a one off I'll tell you that. It's always the "my hobbies make me undateable" mantra. No Heather as previous Obi Anons have tried to enlighten you with their wisdom… it is you that makes you undateable. You get close to a guy, you're posting him to a roomful of strangers, you're bearing your soul (I cringe) to people who you don't know, you are on that device 13/14 hrs a day like it's your air supply, you probably tell them your whole life within a day & how much everyone hates you on the internet & it makes them run for the hills. Many many many people are in love & in relationships who are weirder than you by society's standards. It's not the hobbies. It's not the pinecones, or the cemeteries, or the creepy af dolls you surround yourself or the goodwill baby clothes you hoard to dress up your minions in, or the photos of dead people. It's you.

P.S. has their been any update on the hostage in a jar or has the jumping spider been cast aside for the dumpy looking man that wears clown masks?

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No. 1312919

those tragic glasses are just the death of any prettiness she has

No. 1312921

>anyone want to date a nice girl with pretty teeth
kek bitch what the fuck

No. 1312929

Pretty teeth? That's some nineteenth century shit. Pretty teeth, has all her fingers, no scurvy.

Heather, the only guys who care deeply about rating your teeth are the ones who would prefer seeing them in a jar.

No. 1312942

This gives me the ick.
She thinks she’s “cute” doing this.
Just talk like a regular grown up instead of this weird ass baby girl vibes I’m cute & so unique trope.

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>delusional, paranoid, and erratic behavior
>willing to pay you to hang out
>will drag you into decaying buildings
>has "pretty teeth"…?
>multiple dolls are her "children"
>Already has a locket waiting for your hair
I realize she's just a try hard "weirdo", but all her quirky "not like the other girls" posts seriously make her sound like a serial killer.

She even has the glasses/look. kek

No. 1313022

god damnit heather could you make yourself any more undatable holy shit lmao

>graveyard caretaker
I think she ALMOST took a job like that but freaked out at the last second because she drove onto a farm and was afraid of getting shot or some other absolutely bullshit reason
like she left them high and dry and completely bailed out of ever going back, they even offered to drive her
she's her own worst enemy it's infuriating

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Tinfoil but I think heather is trying to take on the personality of ryan z’s gf. She posted a poem she wrote about a bird and then hearher posts this

she was on live earlier talking about how she’s a creative. Girl sorry but you’re not very creative if you have to model yourself after someone else

No. 1313231

I've been thinking this for a while too, his gf also posts photography based around abandoned buildings and writes poetry. She is pretty much everything Heather supposedly wants to be

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yes she can!

No. 1313841

Ah, yes, the pretty teeth her ex husband who she cheated on while mooching off him payed for. She just comes off as the most shallow moron ever. Why even bring up the teeth? A part of me feels like she just knows how expensive they were and that is why she points them out in particular, but considering her abusive ex payed for her dental work you'd think she wouldn't want to bring her teeth up in such a specific context.

No. 1314101

I see it as more she has nothing else "perfect" in her body image besides her pearly whites. She knows she's frumpy looking.

No. 1314124

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I think she is cyber stalking on the sly the new girlfriend for sure. I mean,..

No. 1314127

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Leaving this here so it can reposted when she goes on a rant about how she is gonna change herself to be find a man.

No. 1314190

It always bothers me how she acts like she's the weirdest girl in the world when she lives outside of Pittsburgh–which is a town full of art kids and horrorfags. Like she probably isn't even the weirdest girl within a ten mile radius. She just chooses to act like a manic pixie dream girl rather than to acknowledge she's competing with a lot of other wannabe witches that don't overshare every moment online.

No. 1314270

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I am surprised you didn't post the other ones. They are TOP KEK. 1/3

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No. 1314292

that goddamn ugly ass dress and the dolls

No. 1314423

Imagine an urban explorer walking into an abandoned building and seeing this.

No. 1314548

the doll thing is so annoyingly fake, it's so obvious she just had the idea one day that this is a cute thing the person she wants to be would do, and she's just play-acting it.

she just thinks of derivative quirks to add to her character, then obsessively commits to them as if they've been true her whole life

No. 1314604

We all know Heather’s true personality is mindless consumerism and maxed-out credit lines.

No. 1314657

Just need to add she’s not a girl, she refers to herself as one, maybe it’s just me but it bugs me when women over 30 are calling themselves girls, no you are a woman.

No. 1315170

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She’s not even trying to hide it anymore. Kek.

No. 1315388

Heather, if he has thevnon-crazy original, why would he be interested in you?

No. 1315671

>why won’t anyone fuck me reeeeEEE

No. 1315870

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I really don't understand why she is single.

No. 1316231

The overlap between "furries" and "men who have sexual fantasies about strangling their mother with her pantyhose" does not provide an adequate dating pool.

No. 1316376

What in the five nights at freddy's jailhouse porn?

No. 1316377

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She looks like she needs to shit.

No. 1316426

She looks like she ate the rest of the bear.

No. 1316539

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Dramatic (as usual) & unflattering. She looks like she’s about to take a dump. The mask had potential but she just has to ruin the potential with these poses.

The bear mask I can’t stop laughing at, it’s like that sound ok Tiktok “rawrrrr” I did laugh at anons comment about the fantasy of a furry or man wanting to strangle his mother with pantyhose fantasy. She looks like a poster for a B grade porno set in a ladies prison. “Bear Necessities” would be the title. Getting pumped by Runham Revenge dressed as a fat prison guard.

No. 1316590

Pics like this make it extra hilarious that Heather wishes she was a model. She makes her already unfortunate shape that much worse with these ridiculous angles and poses. Like what's with the retarded curtsy? Baring her ankles for another "you WISH you hadn't already pumped and dumped this!" boudoir photoshoot???

No. 1316835

>blonde bimbo teddy bear inmate shitting
>ketchup covered rabbit wearing tablecloth and work boots
Ah yes, true horror classics

No. 1316891

If your mom made a five nights at freddy's halloween costume.

No. 1317519

How does she look at these photos and think “yes,broadcast them everywhere- ITS ART”
She looks like a failed attempt for middle school photography.

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No. 1318958

Girl shit the fuck up and watch the first season of America’s Next Top Model.
Or, IDK, not be the model? Hire someone?

No. 1318960

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I love PA for the things we have here but it’s a very lonely place & I don’t really have friends here. Her friends irl be looking like didn’t she hang out with the woman with the brown hair who looks like her. It’s nice to know the people she knows irl are so appreciated. NOT.(emoji)

No. 1318971

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she hates “everybody” irl apparently.

No. 1318975

You should have spoilered that anon. I nearly died looking at her with that filter.

No. 1319208

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I just realized Heather is going to end up looking Jenny from 90 Day Fiance. Probably marrying a young Indian dude working at a call center

No. 1319468

That filter has heather looking like one of those spray tanned, bleach blonde fox news anchors. kek

Fucking uncanny. Just imagine Jenny with those god awful big curls and that stupid target granny dress. Do you think India has any spoopy boys?

No. 1319501

Major Kek Anon, you are hilarious and accurate

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No. 1319877

big, big Sunday School teacher energy in this photo, despite the Hot Topic Pop Socket

No. 1319963

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My new favourite

No. 1319977

Thank you Anon. She looks like the cover for a phillip k dick novel.

No. 1321041

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There are two things that Heather is consistent with. Her love of dolls and being perpetually single.

No. 1321099

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Can't tell if she actually wants rumhamryan or if she's just flirting with him to fill the spoopy boy filled hole in her heart. She's been hanging around him for how long while still on the hunt to fill her hair locket?

I hate that there's a resemblance

No. 1321196

She probably does like him because she's doing all this mask photography stuff. He probably makes it a point they are better as friends and nothing more.

No. 1321272

Maybe the only way she knows how to interact with men is to flirt.

No. 1321369

interesting, as I just read that dolls represent or simulate a woman seeing herself as an object er something (Simone de Beauvoir the second sex)

could it be that Heather completely lacks some sense of subjective reality that most ppl possess to some level or another? idrk not a philosopher lol

No. 1321450

the problem with heather is that we can't tell which interests are genuinely hers and which are performative. I think it's all performative. if you took away her ""audience"" (her phone), what would she do? I doubt it's care for these dolls.
I think the dolls are connected to maskryan

No. 1321842

Agreed anon. Without her Instagram audience, I doubt she would like these things as much as she claims. She seems to adopt other peoples personalities to get them to like her or with Runham Revenge, he has over 23k followers & the mask thing is his niche. Suddenly that’s all Heather is posting & we’re no longer getting the daily gravestone shots or photos of flowers or the sky. It’s just her in a mask looking like she’s taking a shit on a derelict prison table.
She likes to pretend she’s super spooky but can’t admit she still likes toys & that’s why she’s buying these dolls that look a bit more like the ones your Ma bought in the 80s. Also dressing sort of cottage core. Problem is with Heather as she thinks you can’t like two aesthetics at once. She has to be super spooky & dark. You can be both but Heather isn’t a regular person & thinks she will be attacked (in her brain) for selling out. She sold herself short marketing herself as only a spooky goth woman & now she’s stuck in that aesthetic when no one would really care what she posts. But her Instagram is her whole life so she feels it more than we do.

No. 1322546

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Why is she like this? (I am being sarcastic)

No. 1323024

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Then when she gets attention from someone she posts this shit.

No. 1323299

>give me attention!!
>ewww attention!!

No. 1323473

>matches with dude
>never responds
>drags dude publicly
"weh weh why am I so lonely and single"

I get that she's hoping some spoopy boy will wander into her DMs to wax poetic about how they're spoopy soulmates, but then why even bother matching with all these normie guys to begin with?

No. 1323500

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No. 1323503

>rare old soul
You listen to taylor swift and almost exclusively eat at sheetz, heather. Get over yourself.

No. 1323527

if you want to be treated like a person, maybe don’t post photos that make you look like a mopey camel?

No. 1323583

>if you can't love me at my cringy prison photoshoot you don't deserve me at my ??? ??????

No. 1323631

That's what I don't understand. If she's not doing cringe photoshoots, she's whinging about not finding a man. Bitch doesn't know how to advertise at the very least lmao. It's just very sad. How out of touch do you have to be to not catch on that men won't pursue you just because you complain about men not pursuing you?

No. 1323886

She is desperate for a boyfriend but rejects everyone who doesn't fit into her cookie-cutter Ryan Z pattern. At this point, she might as well abduct Ryan Z and keep him trapped in her basement so she can finally have true love.

No. 1323908

Disturbing that she changed her entire persona for a guy she can never have and probably will never get over. You can tell she doesn't want just any guy, she wants Ryan Z.

I think her collecting the dolls is kinda genuine, though. I mean she was a toy collector before becoming tacky 'goth'.

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No. 1324406

At least she's evolved from hunting for a "spoopy boy" to finding a "man".

No. 1324455

People kept saying her hair looked bad but I didn't really get it till I saw this pic her hair really looks fried.

No. 1324821

Every time I scroll by her thread I want to punch in the face. She’s so fucking lame.
Girl, get the fuck off Tinder

No. 1325043

Even more so that she continues to do so based on whoever he’s dating. Maybe if she just figured out who she was instead of basing her personality off of ryan z and his gfs she’d find the man she’s looking for

No. 1325200

i hate the whole fake humble ‘I wonder why…and then I remember…’ thing, like stfu you’re posting this because you think it somehow makes you look cute and special or you wouldn’t be showing us

No. 1325214

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Major rant. FemRyan is back and she doesn't know what to do.

No. 1325224

Oh ffs. God doesn't have special plans for you, Heather. Get therapy and learn to compromise. You're not some tragic heroine trapped in a nightmare realm. You're thirty. Life will continue to pass you by until you acknowledge your own role in your many failed relationships.

No. 1325231

I don't really follow Heather but I check in here every once in a while and as long as this site has been documenting her, it's been the same shit.

who are these imaginary HATERS who HATE her for her super unique hobbies? why does she think it's her hobbies that make her so hateable and not the fact that she's like this?

No. 1325247

>I’m different than “alt girls.” I like what I like. I’m an artist. I’m in a different realm.

No. 1325253

Aaaaand it’s gone.

No. 1325280

Please let us know what she said, I suspect FemRyan has lurked/posted in this thread, so I'm unsurprised

No. 1325284

>prison photoshoot
Heather should stick to these sorta photos >>1322546
The banshee haunting an abandoned mansion look she often favors is not helping. Additionally, stop longing after the most average scrote ever born (Ryan Z) and give other people a chance without tediously comparing them all. Imagine a guy who compares everyone to his teenage girlfriend, those guys end up 4eva alone too since it's both moronic and offensive to live like that.

No. 1325285

Seconded. I missed it. Did anyone screen capture?

No. 1325311

Basically femryan contacted her and she doesn't know what to do because he didn't feel like the one but claims to be different now for whatever reason. She's desperate yet holding out (because he's emo, not spooky and adventurous). She's also at peace with being alone despite mountains of evidence suggesting the opposite. Typical Heather stuff. Beggars can be choosers.

No. 1325918

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Looking extra haggard in this picture. How can she post this horrible edit and think it's good.

No. 1325920

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Pyscho eyes.

No. 1325929

Sage for autism but I just saw this picture on the front page and assumed it was from the MtF thread. How is this person not trans??

No. 1326127

Heather is a very unfortunately shaped woman and her photos typically make her look even worse.

No. 1326659

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Heather has a new beau
Spooky bug life

No. 1326660

she’s a born woman but has a mannish face. Pointy chin & long nose. She has a large face, like a plate & square teeth. She is short, has a box body & is convinced she is XS.

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No. 1327319

Come on, there's nothing particularly masculine about her face. Her features are totally normal on a woman, you don't need a ski jump nose and v-line jaw to look female.

No. 1327410

I think she looks very feminine, but she’s absolutely has psycho girlfriend eyes.

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When she confuses a pickup line with a guy wanting to use her to find bandos, kek. 1/3

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No. 1328238

She does the same thing though? She lusts after the Ryan Z’s of her neighboring area to get location invites.

No. 1328279

he's literally asking her on a spooky date, does she not comprehend?

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No. 1328954

what a crock of bullshit. she’s definitely bipolar or suffering from imposter syndrome. She flakes way too often, goes on these mad rants about how she will never find acceptance or love unless she changes & has this narrative that everyone hates her because she chose to change her aesthetic & move away from her pastel former life when it wasn’t that. She was a fraudster & stole money & sold a sob story that wasn’t true & was actively having sleeping with men while being married. Her sex life is frankly none of our business but when you play the woe is me card every time something goes wrong in your life & blame everyone else around you for your own choices & mistakes, you evade responsibility & lack something. If you were so secure in yourself, why do you post these rants on your stories that say otherwise & disappear within minutes of posting? Just admit you have off days instead of it having to be living my best life always or I hate myself always.

No. 1329063

You want to explore abandoned buildings? What a whore. kek

No. 1329065

Heather herself is like an abandoned building, isn't she? Sure, people will visit to fuck around, but nobody's willing to stay. Too much damage to justify a long-term investment.

No. 1329405

Very true Anon. And the progress of time isn't doing her any favours.

No. 1329602

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> i wear what makes me happy

No. 1329625

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so she's ditching being goth?

No. 1329637

She’s been dressing like a target mom for like a year now

No. 1329639

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sad baby girl

No. 1329642

hasn't she dated several explorers though? Ryan Z for example. How has she lost any relationships because she wants to explore?

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No. 1329649

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I can't imagine editing a picture for an hour the putting this caption over it like I am a love starved 14 yr old. Heather, you are 31.

No. 1329669

Living with your mom
Spending all your money on cheap mall shit
Begging for dates
Going to the same places over and over
Freaking out over parked cars
Begging for dates again

No. 1329893

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Am I the only one who sees it?

No. 1329922

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She really took some Miley Cyrus Lyrics from “We can’t stop” & intertwined them into her sad “girl” (she’s a grown woman) monologue.

No. 1329983

I just seen on her IG she went on a mini “filler” rant about how she was on a phone date last night & spoke to a dude who made an excuse to go. And of course the usual - the explorer community hates her - because she wanted to change her aesthetics people were shoving pills down her throat & making out she’s crazy - (nope it’s because you got violent & even the police couldn’t restrain you - also the promiscuous behaviour is a sign of bipolar) she rewrites her own story as she can’t admit she fucked up in her marriage & was the bad guy. Anyway - giving it all I will never settle, I love my hobbies & I won’t change for any man, now I agree with what she said here however coming from Heather it’s hollow as just yesterday she was giving it I love my life & I love where I am jargon. I literally called it in a day or two we’d see the real Heather where she has to blame the world & play the martyr. No one is poking her with the stick, she is literally just bringing it up at any given opportunity & I think she uses it as a crutch to beat herself with so she doesn’t feel the need to grow up a bit & get out of her mums place & build a life. She’s always talking about how she’s building herself a life but she never goes through.with it as she likes where she is & not having to pay rent.

No. 1330219

girl, when a tinder dude talked about going to abandoned sites with you, you accused him of just wanting to know about your spots
EXTREME my ass, you are EXTREMELY mental

No. 1330258

The way she speaks is so grating. It's like my ears are bleeding from the harsh way she talks. It's just this constant yell.

I like how she ended it by pretending that she wants it to not be all about her and her adventures. She wants to share these adventures and make them "our adventures" ie: Heathers adventures while a spoopy boy tags along and loves only Heather and her interests

No. 1330572

Holy fuck anon thank you for pointing this out

No. 1330609

Nahp. I’ve mentioned it multiple times in her many threads.

No. 1330718

I know it’s been said but I can’t believe how repetitive she is, she has made this exact speech countless times. Does she not get sick of rephrasing the exact same sentiment every couple days? Does she not remember she just said all this same shit on Sunday?

No. 1331373

I guess that she hasn't much more to tell the world and she might think that she has to put a text on every picture she posts instead of letting her work speak for itself. Maybe one day she will shut up and just, don't know, post good pictures and maybe tell people more of her "adventures" instead of how lonely she is and how strong and that everyone is coming after her.

No. 1331841

but anon how can anyone know to call her Stunning and Brave if she doesn't talk about all of her Struggles for the ten thousandth time?

No. 1334812

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No. 1334875

That person was genuinely interested and she still shot him down because then he'd interrupt her usual daily broadcast of "I'll never find my person / you'll never break me down / I'm fine being alone / I'm too spooky for everyone / I'll never find my person" cycle. Wild.

No. 1334876

This shit is so petty. He’s actually trying to be kind and Heather wants to publicly shit on him on her Insta. What an asshole. Heather you deserve your misery. You can love it.

No. 1334923

she can NOT be serious, he clearly couldn't read it if that's what he thought it said
EVERYTHING else he's saying is perfectly nice, you're literally creating an issue where there is none heather

I really hope someone calls her out on being that petty, I want to see her explode

No. 1334925

how doesn't she get that he is trying to be nice and then she wonders that no one wants her, I wouldn't contact her if it means that she is making fun of me on her Insta.
She will stay alone, with her endless amount of ugly dolls and she is creating this future herself, no one else is after her and putting her down.

No. 1334940

I’m pretty sure that butts thing was just autocorrect on his part. She’s insanely petty. Enjoy being forever alone, Hagther! Nobody deserves your dumb ass.

No. 1334960

or, god forbid, he was just trying to make a dumb joke. I can’t believe the level of self-sabotage.

No. 1335104

Yeah I don't get it. It is at least 2nd time she is broadcasting totally nice/normal conversation on her ig and making fun of the dude for petty things. I think she is deliberately choosing anything to shoot it down.
Like… deoes she have some script in her head and anything else is bad? Or maybe too big ego?
Sometimes people just sabotage themselves, to later cry how nobody wants them. I wonder how her brilliant conversation starerts look like. "Oh hey, I'm super weird and not like other girls, wanna be my dark prince?I can take you to this one cemetery"

No. 1335644

It’s probably because he isn’t a spooky alternative handsome emo boy. He sounds genuinely interested but because he doesn’t fit her standards look wise, she won’t compromise. She wants the man to tick every box for her & yet she is not a raring wild beauty herself but expects a spooky pinup boy with all of her specifics which will never happen.

No. 1335816

It's like she's expecting the YA novel female protag treatment and hasn't yet realized that fringe interests appeal to fringe people (which frequently aren't conventionally attractive, especially at 30+, nor are they the spooky male version of a manic pixie dream girl). Haunted Butts needs to adjust expectations and stay in her lane.

No. 1335919

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Cottage core personality today. 36 stories pretending to be XS/S and calling herself a slut for ruffles.

No. 1335921

I've met women like her at that age, always telling everyone they won't find anybody and they are so weird and then, 5 years later, they are married to an idiot, unhappy and still whining, but that's all they could get, because every other man just ran away as soon as he could.

No. 1335944

He didn't call her "haunted butts" lmao she's just a retard

No. 1335952

WHY does she use such stupid filters? how can she take herself seriously when she sees this shit staring back at her?

No. 1336651

Is she trying to make seizuremomcore a thing?

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No. 1338152

maybe she could try not being a complete bitch to dudes who try to talk about her interests?
and then not mock them on IG?

No. 1338161

How can she publicly be this rude and such a bitch to everyone who shows interest in her and still claim that she was ever a victim of abuse? If anything, she’s an abuser. Look at how she treats complete strangers. Jesus Christ hagther. Keep digging.

No. 1338188

She already deleted all the questions she answered this morning.

No. 1338759

I find it rather nice that her punishment for being so insufferable is crippling loneliness and having to live in a single, cramped bedroom in her mom's house like a damn failure. It's rewarding to witness kek

No. 1339389

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The exact opposite except it's literally what everyone else is looking for.

No. 1339427

her "not like the other girls" shtick is SO OLD, especially because I personally know a dozen girls IRL who are all into abandoned photography/spooky places/antiques/whatever. there is not one single unique thing about her. not even her constant whining and misery is unique.

No. 1339435

>exact opposite
>starts list with one of, if not the, most popular and overused cliche phrases on dating apps

I mean the rest is extremely basic, normal shit for people to want in a partner too but that ~partner in crime~ bit is particularly egregious.

No. 1340004

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Heather is selling one of her best friends

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spoopy boys? where are you? why won't you date meeeeeeeee?

No. 1340010

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I wonder if Heather is sad that the man of her dreams just celebrated his 1 yr anniversary with his girlfriend.

No. 1340040

it’s a doll
you can’t “bond” with it because it’s an inanimate object
you utter, utter tard

No. 1340124

heather at least TRY to pretend not to be a psychopath kek

No. 1340136

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When you think she can't be any more cringe

No. 1340243

She better be careful what she wishes for, cause I’d hate to see the guy who’s into all this shit

No. 1340422

she is regressing, normally she's like an edgy teenager but this is more like a lonely tween or maybe even younger. she's theatrically rejecting one doll and lovebombing another kek

No. 1340555

for someone who is so big into history, you'd think she'd remember that the entire point of victorian hair jewelry was to remember the person AFTER their death. not before.

also, is that literally just… HER hair?

No. 1340969

The one that got away “Ryan” with this new girlfriend she kinda looks a bit like Heather. He’s obviously got a type.

The truth is Heather isn’t interested in history or really anything she boasts she loves. It’s all surface. To post about so it looks like she’s “passionate” & “interesting. Her true thing in life was toys. She loved them & is still falling into that when she’s buying these ‘spooky’ dolls.

Heather doesn’t actually care about all the cemetery dead stuff. It’s all for show.

No. 1341283

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Look at how happy she is that her friend Instagram is back

No. 1341373

ayrt, I mean more the guy who’s cool with a woman wearing his hair in a locket and personifying her doll collection. Her dream guy sounds terrifying

No. 1341493

Yeah she must've been going nuts not being able to post videos every 2 minutes of her daily life and getting attention from her followers.

No. 1342592

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No. 1342632

She’s abandoning Dolly just like she did to poor Timmy.

No. 1342633

A new Ryan?

No. 1342673

she’s so desperate to prove to strangers that she’s a rare misunderstood beauty & all the men that contact her are not worthy of her rare beautiful ways. “They don’t understand me” trope yah de yah da.

Partly I think she thinks by getting genitalia first with a man will make him want her & she’s that delusional she can’t face they are your sadly common f*ck boys you get everywhere now. Hit it & quit it types. And then partly I think she’s terrified about getting into a proper brew relationship ie giving anyone a chance as she wouldn’t be able to wallow in the “I’m alone because I’m a diamond amongst rocks” when she’s alone because she has the personality of a stunted fly with the emotional capacity of a paper doily. It’s tragic that at 31 years old, her entire life revolves what she can post to strangers & a few people she knew irl through a glass screen. When IG went down, she must have been panicking hard. As she wouldn’t be able to show everyone her vegan food or dusty dolls or potential new hostage in a jar.

No. 1342684

like, that’s a dumbass thing to post, but it’s hardly EW EW EW EW as she implies

No. 1342765

What are the magic words she wants to hear exactly? She demands perfection when she’s clearly not a sparkling conversationalist herself

No. 1342787


She should just date Paul from 90 day fiance then. They'd be the perfect pair:

>He also loves collecting his loved ones hair

>He's a BaD BoY
>They're the same level of athletic that (not at all)
>He has lots of IG followers for her to mooch from
>He also loves to blame other people for his problems
>Like Heather he also expects other people to solve his problems
>Both have frequent, public, IG meltdowns
>Are both overly paranoid
>Neither of them can seem to get their lives together
>Both still live/depend on their parents
>They're both the same level of mentally retarded

Sage for dumb sperg

No. 1342948

He looks her type too.

No. 1344161

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She was out buying more cheap masks from Spirit Halloween and I caught this hilarious ss of some dude trying to figure wtf she's doing lmao

No. 1344184

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shut. the. fuck. up.

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No. 1344260

I…am flabbergasted. The "me me me" is utterly insane, honestly. Why is there never any mention of the guys' interests? Or what they tried to talk about? I'm sure they didn't just stand there silently brooding wtf

No. 1344268

I don’t understand her obsession with finding someone exactly like her. That’s not realistic at all. People aren’t mirrors of each other. She’s so selfish to make all her dates about her hobbies. It’s ok to be a freak into stupid shit, but to expect your partner into the exact things??? How??? Just be a fucking human heather

No. 1344323

She sounds completely fucking exhausting. Dating is about compatibility and mutual compromise, not finding a clone of you who shares all of your interests.

No. 1344336

It's a common saying in doll collecting community. It means that you enjoy the doll greatly, love taking photos of her and maybe were able to come up with a backstory and personality for her. It doesn't mean bonding as if with person. Though to be fair, IDK what is going on in Heather's spoopy mind. She's been in a toy/BJD community though, so she must have picked up the term there.

No. 1344340

It’s been obvious the whole time but you’ve put it really well. When has she ever, ever showed interest in someone else’s own interests, hobbies, ideas? Every single date she shares is where SHE wanted to go. She has no interest in these men as individuals yet she expects them to be fascinated by her. I don’t think she even wants a mirror image of herself, she wants an empty shell and photo prop to project her personality and interests onto.

No. 1344350

best case scenario for a man tbh

No. 1344633

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Apparently he hated the cemetery and that's all she wrote folks. Scorched earth.

No. 1344643

I just saw that on Facebook. I've actually noticed she deletes anything where any of her friends comment trying to make any logical sense or give legitimate advice. Basically if they don't follow the "woe is her, she's too good for everyone" line she deletes the whole post.

I literally can't fathom being so reliant on pity from people on the internet. That's just not fucking healthy.

No. 1344644

Lmao she's so aggressive with her expectations. Good luck finding anyone who would want to try with an attitude like that.

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What's worse is she's had people try to set her up with their friends. And completely blew them off and ignored them, and even went so far as to delete their comments because, I'm assuming, their friend didn't look the way she wants her future soul mate to look. She bitches about guys being shallow, and acts more shallow than anyone I've seen in a very long time. She literally has the same dudes throwing themselves at her on every post, but she ignores them while continuing to whine about being so alone. I never thought someone so desperate could be so picky, honestly. And I can't figure out why these people stick around. I mean, shit, I'm still on there but truthfully I enjoy the photography but the craziness that goes with it is getting to be too much. Thankfully I don't use any other platforms but FB, or it looks like I'd be subjected to the constant mini-videos of more insanity.

Just…oof. So much oof. Why hasn't anyone straight up called her on her shit yet?

No. 1344809

This kinda my way or the highway attitude is very common in selfish, single males. Love is a two way street, even a relationship for bill paying purposes is still a two way street. You want a servant and you want him for free. That doesn't work out too great for the men who want the same.

No. 1344890

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No. 1344893

yeah okay Heather, how about actually practicing what you preach and.. go out and do something? and shut up about relationships for five seconds? like jesus she's exhausting

No. 1344943

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Didn't she just say she went through and deleted all her posts about last dude? Now she has another one to delete in a day or so. Jebus.

No. 1344975

the world is full of couples who have different hobbies that they enjoy separately, you utter twat

No. 1345004

Is SHe sheltered? Exploring abandoned places isn't that extreme at all. I know a shitton of normies who have done so or expressed interest in doing it. This girl just wants the world to revolve around her every whim or what?

No. 1345038

Heather has always been incredibly sheltered, yes.

No. 1345102

>Shared my world with him, he hated it!!!!

What are the odds that he said something like "yeah, sometimes i like to get brunch instead walking around a cemetery."

No. 1345134

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the strong independent woman who doesnt need anybody isnt letting this go anytime soon

No. 1345145

It's pretty obvious she's self sabotaging constantly due to paranoia and insecurity. She has psyched herself out from driving places, to going inside places she already drove to because there was already a single vehicle already there, accused people of hacking her computer, made up stories to her target coworkers about her online haturrrz potentially showing up at her job someday and having them walk her to her car. She needs help.

No. 1345195

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Her definition of normie at this point is basically "interested in literally anything that isn't fawning over me in a cemetery and being obsessed with letting me self-indulge with basically no expectations for emotional reciprocity"

No. 1345198


She's just like Mira. Changes her entire personality for a man that didn't want her and now she's alone bc no man is as Muslim/goth as she is

No. 1345281

Yeah I’ve been saying that too anon self sabotaging potential opportunities. She’s in a cycle where she will get as far as a first date & I wouldn’t be surprised if she goes out to ruin it herself afterwards as she is frightened of genuinely having a real relationship (not just sex) with someone. She really needs therapy to work through her trust issues & delusions. She repeats herself over and over. Yet doesn’t pick up on that or lacks self control. If you followed her you’d think she had on set dementia.

No. 1345332

her narc delusion is insane. it's not the locations or "her world", it's her personality that's driving everyone away. the guy spends a few hours and days with her and recognizes she is bat shit crazy and annoying. but heather doesn't think it's her fault, just her hobbies'. she will never admit it's not the graveyard but her brain.

No. 1345550

Heather ruins any potential in any matches as she only wants to talk about herself & her problems. She probably tells the guy she’s internet famous & her ex husband tried to get her put away indefinitely into a mental hospital because she likes goth aesthetics & graveyards. Sounds warped. She’s always talking about herself & the man has to be all another her. It’s not an equal partnership. She just wants someone to give her attention when she wants it & to take photos of/with so she can get that validation from strangers. Also probably secretly hoping the Ryan she stalks sees it & wants her back given she’s referred to him as her soulmate.

No. 1345882

No offense to anyone in this thread, but I swear every time I bother checking this thread she’s saying the same repetitive shit. Doesn’t it get old to follow such a boring cow?

No. 1345905

short answer yes, she hasn’t progressed in 2 years, frankly - I don’t know why I’m still here but there’s something addictive to what her play out the same storyline line like a comforting rerun of an old show.

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No. 1345994

This thread used to move considerably faster and be on the first page more often- I think most people have stopped following. For me it's nice to take a break from some of these horrorcows and catch up on comparatively benign Heather's antics.

Anyway, I finally watched one of Heather's stories for myself last night and was surprised by how obvious it is that she's actually mentally disabled. Just from the way that she talks you can tell that she's not all there, even before her wacky hobbies come out. No wonder men are easily fooled then go running once they speak to her in person. I didn't catch a screenshot before she dirty deleted, but it wouldn't have helped because you have to see her in motion.

No. 1346049

honestly I agree with the other anon calling her a familiar rerun, she's so predictable and learns absolutely nothing

I kinda like the vibe of this thread anyway, it's comfy and chill, with the occasional clever anon

No. 1346094

Part of me hopes she’ll figure it out someday. After all these years I’ve found myself kind of rooting for Heather to just be a normal person. She won’t pop up in my stories for a few days or I’ll just be disconnected from online world and think maybe she really is just focusing on her hobbies.

And then I check the thread and realize, no, she’s still waiting for a spoopy boy and i’m kind it disappointed and also entertained.

She’s so benign and so boring but also has such a disordered personality that I truly have no idea how she plans to live the rest of her life. Will she work at Target forever? Will she have any actual career aspirations? Will she get lonely enough to accept and value people for who they are?

I know the answer is no, but jesus, what a sad life. I truly wish she would listen to the haters & get therapy. I guess I’ll just hang out in this thread with the other five people keeping it going.

No. 1346096

forgot to sage kms

No. 1346139

She's definitely a good palate cleanser between horror cows though she's been growing rather redundant and boring this past year. Here's hoping for a new Ryan or phase soon.

No. 1346166

Op of the first thread here, even I only check in every month or so. I agree that it's comfy here though. We just want her to improve.

No. 1346371

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No. 1346375

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She looks 3 feet tall here.
I know she’s kneeling but it’s funny.

No. 1346399

She always whines that she has no friends but ALWAYS finds some poor sucker to hang out with her.

No. 1346496


Looks like two troons stomping around the cemetery

No. 1346525

Is that a Elsa soupcan lmaoo

No. 1346550

Using the Warhol cam to spy on this cow is so fucking funny. Is she capable of going on a normal date?

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No. 1346874

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She was with PapeRyan.

No. 1346944

Does this dude have poop dreads?

No. 1347054

That's not paperyan in the cam pics is it? Did Heather invite a tinder spoopy boy out with paperyan in tow?

No. 1347423

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It's hard to tell. This is what he looked like back in May.

No. 1347444

This is PapeRyan? he looks less like the loser I originally pictured in my mind. I wonder why he is off the dating table for Heather. We haven't seen or heard from RevengeRyan in a while.

No. 1347745

I think he likes men.
I genuinely thought it was the woman who looks like Heather but is a brunette with glasses that she hangs around with.

No. 1347797

What really kills me is that she's genuinely talented. She's not going to change the world but she does some great work. But she blocks herself from growth and compartmentalizes it as "the reason no one likes her" because her true passion is being a victim and a tragic heroine

No. 1347851

>great work
Literally where?

No. 1347857

If you honestly believe this, you should pick up photography for yourself. Anyone can do what she's doing. You may very well impress yourself.

No. 1347907

The only reason it seems like she has improved is that she used ChaseRyan to get his photo editing skills which are just terrible overedits.

No. 1347909

She’s amateur at best. Her images are very over processed and edited. She doesn’t follow the rule of thirds, her subjects are never lined up in an artistic way. She probably shoots in auto so the camera is doing all the work. What the other anon said, go buy a camera and you could get the same results with no experience. They’re not bad, per se, but they’re not any special work of art, either.

No. 1348522

please see an ophthalmologist, because her photos are really really bad
like, elementary school kids take better photos

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inb4 the dd

No. 1350067

Femryan and her broke up on Halloween last year iirc, because he wanted to go to a party and she was offended. I guess that Story post counts as a sub-gram in his direction, hi Femryan if you're reading kek.

No. 1350099

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reminder for those kinds of anons

No. 1350413

She has been to his grave several times, watched herself on the camera several times yet still failed to research or read why it is filmed? I am so shocked that she didn't do her research. I am not shocked.

No. 1350654

I noticed she hasn’t been on social media as much it seems and I’m honestly proud of her. Heather, if you read this, good for you!

No. 1350689

lol a cow is slightly less cringy for a couple days and everyone’s ready to throw confetti

No. 1351107

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This is Heather. She isn't learning or improving. She's working on another bid sad.

No. 1351109

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yeah second that - the steamy selfie with her tittie crack showing like a builders bum - cries give me compliments. I’m feeling insecure.

No. 1351232

Sorry I'm retarded but if her tub was empty then why is her hair wet? If she showered after sitting in the empty tub cool but then why include the selfie with tub talk? I'm so confused by how her brain works

No. 1351273

she’s saying she showered then sat in the tub
people do do that, but they’re hideously depressed and need treatment

No. 1351439

Wow, that is depressing. I was hoping it was some kind of larp. She really does need help. If only she could admit that some of her problems are internal and not external.

No. 1351492

agreed - she’s got no real life. She does everything just so she can put it online & lie to herself her life is filled with exciting things that she truly enjoys when it’s a facade as she’s empty & deeply lonely inside. I

That’s why we get the “life is great poetic posts about her photography” but her stories are the true her when she is telling her followers how deeply unhappy she is. She needs to spend less time online & work on building foundations in her real life. Instagram won’t be around forever. Look at MySpace. I wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years, another social media giant will come along & her account will be obsolete as she would need to start again from scratch.

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No. 1352212

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This looks like the same date she took that femryan guy on

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No. 1352219

I was thinking the same thing. Knowing her she likes to repeat the same dates with other people. Other difference with this one they are wearing masks. She can never let go of the past.

No. 1352279

Kek he's wearing the same shirt. Somebody lurking here?