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Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly abusive
husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness– which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.
She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past year, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.
Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a victim
who fled from a terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an abusive
husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She is now living back at home with her parents and has a job and a car, but continues all her usual crazy and continues putting all her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.
She has tried to start up her Youtube channel again, but doesn’t seem to have any consistent plans despite claiming otherwise. Keeps coming and leaving YouTube ad nauseam.
Other characters (because the “Ryans” can get confusing)…
Ryans >Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019. >Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: Chase. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan, Short lived photographer boyfriend>Ryan 9: aka CharmRyan/GhostRyan. who got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media. >Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
Other Characters>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them. Currently still living with Mom and Stepdad.
Last thread:>Still sperging out in stories at minor negative criticism left in comments on her socials. Turns all comments off for a while. >>1149903 >>1172689 >>1208616>Continued derailing from assumed Hag friend aka Romy, not worth linking to, was just annoying and mostly deleted. >Stimulus check debacle with Adam which continues throughout thread, claims he is defrauding her by still filing taxes as a couple, so her check is going to him and he keeps the money. Adam posts proof this is not quite the case. Hag fails to register for taxes again and again, just as she failed to complete her own divorce papers. Moral of the story, as ever, is learn how to adult if you’re gonna adult. >>1171298 >>1174874 >>1174958 >>1175085>Some great drama with timeless quotes ensues, including "after a panic attack and what felt like a HOSTAGE situation…", “I dId NoT aUtHoRiZe ThIs” and “I hAvE bEeN rObBeD” >>1175132>Story rants aplenty about how she is an adult yet reveal what the issue actually is, i.e. Heather >>1175498>Many more Oscar tier performances about muh abusive past, being a content creator, and overcoming adversity. >>1153822 >> 1170257 >>1225690>Gets in a minor car accident, if you can even call it that, cue biggest dramatic incident to ever have happened. >>1157922>Of course she has whiplash and in a matter of just days is suffering from PTSD. Goes on major compo search to compensate for her PaIn aNd SuFfErInG. >>1160287>Amazing scenes mourning loss of her old car. >>1163739 >>1163737>With a little (i.e. a lot) of help from her mom buys herself a new car. >>1164290>Which she promptly scrapes trying to leave her own house >Guy sends dick pic Snapchat rant >> 1174639>Going from “drab to fab” with her new blonde bombshell looks >>1180379 >>1180395 yet ends up looking like this >>1192208.>HIV crisis as post hookup is anon texted >>1185266 Starts attacking potential suspects online >>1186095 including a mega rant at FemRyan >>1186122 >>1186132>Gets called out on her desperate ‘Boudoir’ shots by some incel (who kind of had a point to start with, then drifted into scrote brain). Cue HagRant >>1187197 and vendetta >>1187260 >>1188104.>Drops the Prairie Dress shoot in an urbex location she paid to visit. >>1198767>Much cringe about her future lost love >>1203769 and of course the near misses >>1207960 >>1216543>Humanises a vintage doll, names it Bubbles, buys it baby outfits and drives it around with her >>1216276 >>1216551>We are introduced to Ryan 10, OldRyan, who goes on one, maybe two dates then ghosts our gal. >>1226729>Finally, we have the Covid Episode >>1235471 in which our heroine is baffled how she caught the virus, is experiencing the worst pain, hallucinating, going mad because quarantine, then goes antiquing before her quarantine period is up. As we would expect.
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>bought Bubbles a sister, Chippy
Sanity has left the chat
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heather STOP jfc anons I want off this ride>>1243199
I feel like she's tried this before and it didn't work
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Hag’s recently been griping about PA nonstop, how she’s too ‘different’ to fit in, etc etc, you know the drill. I wonder what’s going on behind the scenes.
This story post is bleak as fuck, not least because she’s referring to how pretty and interesting she was. For one, she’s wearing a mask, for two, no, you really weren’t. Hindsight is merging with false memory and this little post Covid knock is really flexing her Karen.
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Give it up already Hag, the novelty has clearly worn off, and this is why people don’t take you seriously. You’re a tourist. No place to pee? Much explorer spirit.
Is the LARP coming to an end? Calling her next move as something fashion/make-up/shopping related.
>>1243671>griping about PA
yeah, because it's PA's fault that you manage to alienate everyone you meet, ok
>a difference of 2 years will kill absolutely EVERYTHING
she has to know how weak this sounds, right? if you're not happy doing something then take a break from it. one thing doesn't need to be your ENTIRE personality.
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She always bleats on about having no one to hang with, yet manages to go on days out with like 4+ people, whines that no one will adventure with her, begs for friends, gets loads of replies from other losers willing to hang out, then goes on to say no one will give her a chance. So what, she has loads of offers but doesn’t want to hang out with those particular geeks. Well, newsflash Hag, they are your people. You’re not gonna get better offers without a total personality overhaul. Stay in your lane and stfu.
she should just say RYANS OR GTFO because that’s what she means
whining about how single you are on social is definitely the best way to find a relationship
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>Why am I so unlucky in the Love Game?
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How’s this for you, then? Peep the crowds at this graduation event. She’s such a moron.
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Leaving this one here for posterity. Don’t think it’s a potential Ryan but it’s defo a potential Covid victim kek.
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>>1243671>>1243938>crying about being 31 like it's over the hill
It's probably because once you hit 30 the dating pool on apps tend to shift a bit and there's no 20yo spoopy boys looking for 30-something year old heathers unless they have a cougar kink or are just looking for random hookups and dgaf. Obviously didn't help Heather chased away however many eligible Ryans already though.>>1244232>>1244235>>1246014
How long until she makes a doll out of one of the failed Ryans?
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What lead her to this particular sartorial decision?
>>1246563>My life is falling into place
Says the 31 year old living with her parents and working part time at a dead end job that barely funds her shopping addiction. Even without her extreme hobby of online ranting, this would be a gigantic red flag for anyone looking for a serious relationship. But how dare anyone suggest she needs to work on herself! Surely there's some perfect Ryan out there who wants to adopt both her and her baby dolls?>>1246852
Could she be moving on to a plant hoarding phase? Spooky!
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As you say, another pump and dump. This was potential Ryan 11 aka OldRyan.
Here’s a recap>few weeks ago caught feelings for someone I was dating>he was different or so it seemed>I gave him what he wanted then he ghosted>it’s all because of my hobbies >I hate myself for it and think I’m so fat and so ugly (not to wk but I felt bad for her when she said that)>still on all the apps >not giving up on love just yet
Was expecting this rant having seen her three vague posts about someone who forgot her and the silence is the most painful thing etc etc
Samefag to add something I totally forgot and wish Hag had absolutely done. She was sitting in the parking lot and claimed>I am so close to just buying alcohol now to numb the pain
I for one would love to see Heather absolutely blistering shitfucked and losing her shit online. This admission of wanting booze is the only glimpse I’ve had of her being anywhere near normal.
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You know what, nona, you’re right, she did. BomberRyan.
We back on the spin cycle with a new upcoming Boudoir Shoot.
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Someone’s been lurking >>1248953
oh, thanks heather, I was about to look for that in the other thread kek
I'm so confused, so she's been falling for OldRyan while simultaneously CONSTANTLY posting about how lonely she is?
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I always forget she is a furry. It's gross.
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I love how she continues to emphatically insist that she's perfectly mentally healthy – it's just her "hobbies" that scare people away.
It's definitely not that she's overbearing, clingy, dramatic, and emotionally unpredictable! It might not be bipolar, but damn, the girl is mentally sick. Sometimes it's sad to see such strong denial like this!
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Girl, stop already. We know you lurk, so please take this advice - join a gym, do some classes, continue to do them, feel way better about yourself. Hell, maybe you’ll even meet people.
Sage for random explanation/no milk
Sheetz is a gas station however their food is actually better and higher quality than most fast food restaurants. It’s like a very large convenience store with a snack bar and I believe they all have indoor dining spaces now since they sell and serve alcohol.
also she should cut her hair a bit, take a break from the RyanQuest, and ditch the hideous glasses
she will do none of these things of course
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Anon, based on recent story post, there is no hope.
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Mom, somebody drew a face on the tablecloth for some reason.
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>I’m immune to Covid now
No, dumbass, you’re not.
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>now that Covid is over how do I meet people?
>the last person I dated turned out to be a gigantic piece of shit and I HATE HIM
>I’m so sick of being taken for a fucking ride by these fucking douchebags
She mentioned something quickly like she was a stop gap for OldRyan before the girl he really wanted (his ex?) came back
>sexy photo set coming up
>that’s how I rebuild myself after a guy totally fucking ditches and rejects me
>that’s how I build my confidence and how I feel empowered
>you’re the one that missed out, not me!
if nothing else she'll maybe make FRIENDS
girl needs friends more than she needs a ryan, like holy shit
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Looking absolutely unhinged. She wanted this photo shoot to send a “shiver of regret down his spine” (story now deleted), but if anything he’s probably looking at this picture and glad he dodged a bullet.
Depends on the size/age of the cemetery and if they have a mass mausoleum or not I think? Small cemeteries never have bathrooms, but many of the much larger city ones will have some kind of bathroom much like a park. At least this has been my experience with large cemeteries anywhere from the midwest to the upper east coast.>>1249942>cries about being "fat" and "ugly" just days ago>brags about eating convenience store food for dinner all week>>1249996
KEK. Married in a discounted Target prairie dress to a Taylor swift song, sheetz can cater and they can exchange lockets of their hair. So spoopy.
Kek absolutely unhinged is correct. This is the absolute frighteners. The biggest irony of her “this is what you could have had” photo shoots, is that most of them HAVE had it, and clearly don’t want it. Hilarious. >>1250333
Absolutely. Such an overreaction. Tinfoil but I could imagine the hook up was tentative, maybe he even told her it wasn’t totally over with his ex, maybe even adding that it was messy. So what does our girl do? Decides that’s the guy for her. Now drifting into tinfoil wonderland but I can even imagine Hag working harder for that guy to cunt his ex girlfriend (or wife, even) off, and prove that she’s the best girl of all. >>1250061
Why do I get scrote vibes from you? Reverse image search confirms it. Are you OldRyan?
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Hold your tinfoil anon. I was just making a comment about her hideous tablecloth dress. Does not take either a scrote, or a personal grudge to do that.
You seem really invested in theorising about oldryan.
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Anon, I apologise. It was because picrel and I went down a rabbit hole. Yeah am curious about OldRyan but also potential incels coming here to flex on her femcel behaviour.
Fair enough. And we have had incel/MRA types on this board before. Remember that asshole who photoshopped a dick into her mouth? But I kind of doubt she would be on their radar. If anything, her constant can't-get-a-man bitching would contradict their narrative that women hold all the power.
Also i forgot to crop. So yeah…
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Peep the Clay. Is Clay a common Amerifag name, or is this ClayRyan?
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The mask won't make the situation any less awkward heather.
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why are you this stupid?
cluster b personality disorder. see a therapist you absolute melon.
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Heather, you were supposed to make him regret leaving you, not sleeping with you!
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So here’s the guy who supplying her mask. I mean…just…why? She doesn’t genuinely fit into that world, so why bother.
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When you thought things couldn’t get worse…here’s Hag dancing with a creature. https://streamable.com/bhw7ui
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If these two get together the milk will be abundant.
Spiralling in both a literal and a figurative sense.>>1252861
Oh god, please let bubbaryan be a thing!
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Bitch, you lyin’
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>Only just started
She's an XS?
Only in the height department. She's a stout little hobbit.
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She really had a highlight dedicated to her underwhelmingly average tits?
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Okay, Heather. /s
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I don’t get why she can’t just keep her mouth shut and get on with her life. Just for once. She’d be way happier if she did.
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Okay so, when she says this (picrel), I roll my eyes and think ok then, yeah yeah, we know you’re Sheetz five nights out of seven, but…then again, she really just ate all this (see next pic) in the last hour?
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Tinfoil but justified perhaps…next chapter is Fat Heather. We know she always wishes this and that, to be vegan again, to work out again, to come back to YouTube etc etc but I really can see her giving in to the lure of fat ranting self acceptance HAES Hagther.
Filling the emptyness that is her personality with food and hoarded "treasures." The Heather way.
Maybe you're right anon. Waiting for feederryan.
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I can’t wait for the day she buys alcohol and goes on a gluttony/booze rampage.
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Bad decisions and worse whining.
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Yes Heather, that's how it works.
It makes sense, given how much time you spend hunting for spooky girls.
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I would like opt out of the “nightmare fuel” chapter in Heather’s journey to womenhood. But I guess this is where we’re at now.(lolcow.farm/info)
>She put these new pictures up onto her dating apps. She is sure to lure in a decent guy with these.
Maybe some pedophile necrophilliac is trying to keep things legal? That's a demographic who can't afford to be choosy, so it might work out for her.
Didn't know "spooky boy" meant "must have a boner for chucky"(redditfag, integrate)
Heather is my favorite weird cow
way to have a hobby that will freak out 99% of everyone, not just dudes
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Just get some fucking therapy, jfc.
She's not fat, kinda concerning she keeps talking about her weight now.
It's weird Heather has never considered the eternal truth that men ain't shit? Men use and discard all kinds of women, she is objectively on the higher end of good looks for her age and race, and her hobbies are actually pretty normal among arty and goth types. She has issues with being high maintenence and expecting everyone to be her PA, but she's not being beaten by better women, nor are any half decent men rejecting her. The truth is 99% of men are awful scrotes and the fact she romanticizes every one of them is just her projection onto her life. She has the temperment of a 14 year old and seems kinda stuck in it. But surely after all her experiences she has to consider that none of these scrotes are worthy of romanticizing and she's wasting her time looking for a type of man who doesn't exist.
Also to add to this: they run because
they know they will not meet your expectations. She expects high romance and drama and these guys want to kick back with a beer.
It's clear what she expects and most men know operating on these levels of drama and romance are literally impossible for them. So even in the instances where she meets a fellow teenage-minded person like FemRyan, she drives them away with extreme romantic projection. That's not gonna change, but maybe one day a super dramatic and romantic man will see her Instagram batsignals and it will be a happy day for Heather. Might be a while though. But yeah, it's nothing to do with her weight or appearance.
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Direct your focus towards yourself, not guys who frankly, don't give a shit about you.
This is what you have been searching for. Always, always, always put yourself first.
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Jesus christ heather, she does this shit every fuckin 3 weeks. It's ridiculous. I don't know why she does that understand that men read through her and see thats she a broken crazy girl. Because she gives the goods up so quickly thats all she's good for is a hit it and quit it type of a girl. She needs therapy, major therapy. She's so fucked up in the head the only person who can help her is a professional.
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Looks like Heather is upset about the 100th guy she slept with, the one she currently went photo shooting with. Does she not realize that men talk and know your history online? Lol she is such a joke
Heather: I don't like fuckboys. I am not a warm body you can use.
Also Heather: fucks every boy.
How many new beginnings can she have?
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Wonder who she is directing this at? She seems surprisingly self aware in these, but I don't know why she's acting like these story posts are the worst thing she's ever posted when so many crying Stories have been posted ITT.
These are almost too vague and she runs through so many guys (afaik she doesn't
sleep with most of them, fyi scrote upthread) it's probably hard for the guy in question to even realize they are about him.
I'm curious to know which Ryan this was too. I don't think it's directed at BubbaRyan at all. It seems like a prior Ryan who ghosted her? Tbh I can't keep all the recent Ryan-to-bes in order anymore, it's been so rapid fire lately.
I agree she seems to be vaguely self aware for this brief moment, if only she'd do something with this line of thought and actually get some therapy. It's pretty obvious she sees no value in herself unless a man does.
Men don't leave her because they sleep with her. They leave because they get to know her better.
It might surprise you to learn that lots of people have regular sex. And sometimes even with multiple partners, and are generally not unlovable desperate lonely wrecks. This is all Heather.
She was so close to understand her issues here. Yes, your looks are not a problem, the outside things like size and interests are not what makes people use you and avoid you…. but then she went 'oh nevermind, let me go back to self-pity'.
She should change her attitude towards relationships and work on her self-esteem, she likes to pretend how special she is, but she clearly don't value herself and need ryans to feel good and somehow change her mental problems.
Never change Heather, continue you love quest, this will totally work.
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That was a fast week of ghosting 1/2
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wow, what guy could resist golden words like this
everybody wants a girlfriend who’s chill and well balanced like Heather
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Empowerment Heather returns kek
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She did that already for this breakup
This cow is like a merry go round. Time to loop back around into tinder boys! weee>>1260198
Ngl, one of my favorite memories is the time she sent her Target coworkers here to whiteknight her.
For me it was adamantly insisting that she was not living with her mom. Or maybe Clayryab looking so completely miserable.
The Heather cycle graphic is still relevant.
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For memory sake. The happy couple.
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she thinks someone slashed her tire lmao
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Brace yourselves for a wild ViCtIM
ride ladies. She was only just calling for road trip buddies, for that ‘spontaneous’ trip she was trying to plan. Yes, you read correctly…planned spontaneity. And she might have even travelled to Philly, guise!
Did anyone else catch the following story that said something like>if you did this to me, I will find out
Already deleted before I capped it
I hate that ClayRyan is likely the best looking Ryan yet, potato head, bow legs, and bad tattoos aside. He wasn't balding, chubby, or old like some of the others. Any other contenders? >>1260477>>1260507
She probably found out it was actually just a nail she drove over or something. kek
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lul you called it anon
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Hungry? Horny? Rabid? Come find out boys!
so what's her plan? drive around on the spare? Potentially from Pitt to Philly? Heather that's retarded>>1260715
serving some scary b-movie parody vibes, seconds before she kills her victim
. what the hell look is this?
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I think this was the look she was going for
>>1260537>not letting anything fuck up my travel plans
Okay, maybe if you were leaving the country, but she’s literally ‘travelling’ from one city to another in the same state.
This is also a great indicator of how utterly immature she is. The frustration and determination is way ott. Chill bitch, life happens, be an adult for once.
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Stop press. Her German doll is finally here. An unboxing ensues, where Hag is showing her real Leslie Hall meets Rose West. The way she grabs her new treasures has Ariana awkwardly grabbing herself vibes.
Ngl, really wonder what the future looks like for Heather if she keeps on this route. 40yo still living at home with mommy? Shelves overflowing with peeling old dolls and antique junk? Will she still be in this ugly granny dress phase and working at Target?
The dating pool is only going to get progressively worse for her here on out. I feel like anything short of her getting therapy, getting a better job, and moving out of state isn't going to actually improve her chances at a better life.
Why she still uses that lipstick colour that looks like it came with makeup barbie? It only ages her more, also I fail to see how it meshes with the SpOoKy
I agree, the future is looking real bleak for Heather if she doesn't switch her goals and priorities from finding love and antique hunting to getting a better job and moving out. She spends a lot
of time and attention on her car, shopping, men, food, and photography, which are mostly fine things to post about, but it's clear that that is where almost all of her energy is going. It's been almost two full years she's been back living at home, right? She's gotta start trying harder soon, or she's really going to be stuck in a way that she won't like, to put it nicely.>>1261212
Yeah, it's really strange that she's still using a "kawaii" lip color. She mainly uses the hot pink lipstick when she's doing her Sexy Photoshoots, maybe she thinks it makes her look younger, or more like her old self? She clearly thinks she was better looking when she was younger and still had the pink hair.
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Looking like the dumb tourist that gets eaten first in the next Jurassic Park movie
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Goth Heather is dead and gone. Granny Heather is here to stay.
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I've been out of the Heatherland loop for a few weeks (life stuff) but just been reading through the various screen caps & I am howling. That photo of Heather in the bunches on the bed makes her look like Moaning Myrtle from the HP series. I'll do a side by side.
I felt inspired by her rants & Heather if you are reading this please make a youtube/tik tok short to bring my idea to life.
I have seen on tiktok that annoying audio of a kids voice that says "What's a Soulmate?"
Imagine Heather sat at the window, peering out into the cloudy sky (if it's raining even better) that audio "What's a Soulmate?" plays over the video, then Heather gets up, walks past her oddities bookcase running her hand over the pinecones & baby animal bones, smiling in her pointy chin way at the camera, one long part of her hiding one jam jar that she calls glasses. She crosses over to her jumping spider & the camera focuses on this confused hostage in a jar staring at her with 16 eyes. Cuts to voice-over "yourrr so cccuttte" in Heather speak. Heather then appears in her choice of lingerie with a chipped tea cup she took from the factory & the white mask. Pretends to sip the tea. Walks over to the camera. White mask peering into the viewers soul. The video glitches. The audio glitches into the deep voice from the Purge. "I want a spooky boy" camera cuts
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lol target should just keep her paychecks at this point
Honestly, even though these clothes are dogshit, it suits her way more than her goth LARP. Wonder if she’s finally realising that having interests in historical and sPoOkY stuff doesn’t require her to dress up in bargain bucket Dolls Kill. I wish she’d embrace her inner normie, get with that other freak who’s into shitty horror dolls (but also dresses normie), and get the milk flowing.
In other Things That Definitely Happened, she’s just been chased by a deer in her graveyard. All round the graves. And is not hiding in her car, unsure what to do.
No cap cause she’s already done the dirty delete - I think because a) she kept talking about being a fat fuck and b) her story was boring as hell.
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Already deleted kek
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It's pretty obvious.
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I dunno but she’s trying the ass out now. >look how red I am tee hee>okay but really this is just a picture of my ass
Queen of subtlety.
Why not show off her strengths, like showcasing spooky shit? Cause this ain't it.
Sadly she'd rather blaze down the path of begging for crumbs of validation for her average body.
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only RyanQuest and consuming
there is no time for what you call “friendship”
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And this is all you need to know to fully understand both Heather and her outlook on life. Every time you wonder why she doesn’t save up her pitiful income working a basic job, instead of splurging it on tacky shit and her latest hoarding obsession, go back to what the anons are saying. She has no plans to move out of her own accord, her StRoNg iNdEpEnDeNt WoMaN shtick is bullshit. She’s on the RyanQuest until success or death.
I’ve noticed her skinwalking of that @rumhamsrevenge guy has stepped up a gear. She’s not even had a meltdown yet about how many other women he shoots with. I wonder if he’s her new top drawer target.
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New unnecessary Killstar haul incoming.
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>to wear over my arms
So I guess she’s given up on exercise altogether.
Let me spell it out for you, peabrain.
Was replying to anons. Read what they said.
Last paragraph was picrel. Skinwalking Rumbaba or whatever his name is.
I’m not her ex-scrote, I’m not a scrote at all. Hopefully that’s cleared it up for you.
I know a bunch of other anons already chimed in with the same thing, but this isn't just $36 in shitty Halloween masks. This is her hoarding a new collection all over again before ever handling the first horde that is still left rotting away in some storage locker.
If Heather bothered to clear out/sell her old shit, she'd free up a few extra hundred dollars every month on top of whatever she'd make from the sales. And if she just cut back a bit on her constant spending on target, amazon, and crusty old antiques, she could be like any of her other 30yo peers and move out of her mom's spare bedroom. Maybe even have a Ryan over at her place. kek
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Ryanhamrevenge still on track.
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Thousands of people want her dead? Delusional
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No, but it looks like she’s after him. She has a full on sob rant up in her stories now. The usual stuff, but part of my thinks it’s for his benefit.
>so some stuff happened…>matched on tinder, was speaking to guy for couple weeks>we planned a road trip, which was meant to be happening today>had a funny feeling when I woke up and saw that he had blocked me on every app>this is all the fault of being internet famous because of my highly abusive ex and his friends>just because I made a few mistakes with some fuckboys >I have been bullied for ten years by jealous people>I spoke to my best friend from Instagram to ask him if life will always be like this>my best friend lives five hours away so I will hardly see him>he met up with me and thinks I’m sweet>so why won’t you all give me a chance
Pic is her rolling her eyes when describing the mistakes she made with stupid fuckboys, what she’s referring on is the guys she fucked when she was still married kek. No particular shade for the cheating, just that she expects people who hated her for it to forget about it. Tbh they probs have. I think people don’t like you Hag because of how you are as a personal in general. Not specific dumb mistakes.
Lol anon I took almost the exact same screenshot as you. You forgot to mention how she said "I'm not gonna give the haters what they want." And then immediately starts crying on camera kek.
It's starting to get boring/annoying watching her constantly blame everyone around her and her ex husband for her inability to make friends. By the way, no wonder the Ryans never stick around, she's constantly talking about her failed marriage. When will she learn that she needs to take accountability for her own actions?
I had to click off. It was getting tiresome. How many times have we watched these same rants that seemingly come out of
nowhere? Stay tuned in a few hours or tomorrow we’ll get either I’m not gonna post personal stuff on here anymore (been there, done that, Heather got the t-shirt & didn’t wear it) or I’m a strong ass lady who is gonna fight for true love & what I want. This is a cycle we’ve seen so many times before. Just imagine a third eye person view of her doing these rants. Just imagine being a fly & perched on her wall, seeing a 31 year old woman perched on her bed holding her iPhone to her face & talking into it . The way she talks is so insincere like she’s in a low budget lifetime movie. She talks all sad to get the tears to build up & feel emotionally vindicated? I guess. It’s just over share kill at this point. Why is she talking to her audience - just me a chance! Most of you hate me! Um Heather the people following you majority don’t. But your on your way to making them hate you & hitting unfollow.
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Does anyone watch Impractical Jokers? There’s one skit where they have to make each other laugh & Q takes out a camera in a waiting area & starts saying “sexy selfie” (puckers his lips) “interracial selfie” (as he takes a photo with a black man who was laughing at him) you get my jist. I could just hear that voice with her latest string of selfies after the breakdown earlier.
1) I’ve just boiled your rabbit selfie
2) I’m shy, find out more selfie
3) I’m mysterious selfie
Appreciate this anon. Her selfies are mind boggling, it’s almost as if satire escapes her entirely. Oh but, the answer to that, as we all know, is that she’s massively stunted and has never grown out of that I Am A True Goff photo shoot she did at high school. >>1269059
Feeling this, anon. It’s so tiresome. I’m holding out hope for future milk though. She’s clearly talking exclusively about lolcow and whatever residue hate she gets from her old scenes. I don’t think her spooky people hate her, but she’s sure as hell gonna be unfollowed/ignored by actual grown-ups who can’t be fucked with the insanity.
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Heather Explores reporting for duty!
Latest instalment on Things That Totally Happened Today
>Exploring Wheeling, VA. It’s so sketchy. Police everywhere.
>Sketchy red van parked up on road
It’s just a van
>Kid comes up and tells me to be careful cause he’s seen that van around here before
>same kid asks how old she is, can’t believe it when she says 31
>he then asks if he can have her number
>she gives him her number
Jfc what kek no ew
Just to be clear she told the kid (she keeps referring to him as kid, but maybe he’s soyboy FemRyan age?) that she’s taking herself on a date as she was stood up. This is what leads to him asking her age then for her phone number. Deep secondhand embarrassment.
I’d be surprised if “kid” exists.
Sounds like Heather saw a red van, gets super paranoid like she does on her other solo ventures & thinks people are going to shoot her all the time. This “kid” sounds like a made up attempt to make her feel better about being blocked. Oh I’ll tell my followers & maybe potential Ryan that I’m being (what did she call it) “hey baby-ied” to a) drum up some filler & excitement (in her head) b) potentially make someone jealous? She seems desperate to make her life out to be more interesting than it already is. Inventing “guys” that hit on her outside in a swirly rainbow tunnel of all places seems plausible for Heather. Heather has imposter syndrome, she referred to herself as famous on the internet in a giggly voice, as if I’m humble bragging, I don’t actually think I am but you know … I am vibe.
Heather you ain’t famous on the internet.
Famous on the internet are Shane Dawson or Jenna Marbles - not Heather Steele - former furry toy enthusiast & cliche goth girl who wants to be a Target prairie wifey at the same time searching for her spooky boy to have adventures, lay in the grass as “one thousand years” plays in the background & to walk in a cemetery together so she can film them & add Taylor Swift music over the footage on her IG stories.
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>your fucking loss moron, you missed out on all this spooky goodness
Another display of absolutely zero chill from our girl.
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Anon, this is such a good summary of the subtext. She just dropped the…>on the phone to my best friend, crying for half an hour
Second time she’s gone on about it. In no doubt she’s talking about RyanRevenge, either trying to snare or friendzone. Her parting salvo for now…>men suck. Byeeeee.
Wheeling is WV, my autism couldn't let that one go kek
isn't RevengeRyan BFF in WV or OH? She could've gone to hang out with him instead of whatever pity party cope this was>>1269302>spooky goodness
yeah it's another cemetery Heather
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>>1268686>thousands of people who want me dead
This is like that time she told her Target co-workers we were going to show up at her job and had them walk her to her car at night. kek>>1268689>I'll be busy going places
Next day>>1269302>alone in a graveyard after being stood up for a date with some tinder rando.
Never change Heather.
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Chippy if you need help, blink twice.
Even Chippy is getting a twitch in his eye..
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As she’s such a fan of the dd, leaving these here for posterity.
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Love that she manages to slide Sheetz into almost every aspect of her life. And she still went there kek. Why would you go to all the same places you were meant to go to with the scrote that just ghosted you? So you can make yourself feel even worse? As anons predicted, here’s the usual HagCycle follow up (to the tune of ‘something new/big coming’). >>1269350 Nonnie
, I love that you pointed this out. iirc it’s also where she met up with CharmRyan or perhaps BomberRyan who also both ghosted her.
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Have you all seen this?
I wish you all well.(emoji)
Your past is always being held against you because YOU KEEP HOLDING IT AGAINST YOURSELF.
You KEEP bringing it up online, on first dates, you never ever let it go. Therefore you will never have a fresh start.
You could move far far away, change your name and get a new job. But you’d screw that up too because you’d bring up your past and who you used to be, which leads others to look you up and see these threads seeing how crazy you are. As long as you do this, you will never escape and never be anybody new.
Separate personal life from Internet.
you’re sometimes aware of this Heather, but just don’t choose to do it.
>>1269730>hugging your stuffed animals all day long
I'm HOWLING is this her attempt at a burn??
HEATHER, you have SO MANY stuffed animals in storage, and your obsession with the dolls is way weirder, just stop>>1269735
did CharmRyan ghost her? I thought he just dumped and blocked her, not stood her up but I could be wrong
Lol I can't wait to see how long this lasts. Heather's way too vain to "retire from the public".
Also kek at "haunted butterfly" that's almost as embarrassing as my AIM username I made up when I was twelve.
I’m calling it - she’ll be back posting on her own account Heather_Explores in less than two days when she realises she isn’t getting near enough the amount of comments and likes on the new account. She practically lives on Instagram. She’s on a downward spiral at the moment as latest red neck romeo ghosted her & she’s on the warpath with herself self destructing again.
She’ll be back. Mark my words.
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Felt inspired. Made this.
>>1270177>red neck romeo
got a hearty kek out of me, I don't think he was even around long enough for a nickname>>1270190
My sides. I love this Official Announcement. How can anyone be this fucking cringe?
I give it a week, max.
Agreed. During her long rant yesterday, she literally said "Instagram is all I have">>1270190
Kek this is thread pic material
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I don’t get what is so hard about starting over and NOT doing exactly what you were doing on your other account. Here’s an example for you, Hagsie. You say >Since I’m stepping back blah blah…
But you could have said >I’m selling some gear
Dispense with the me, me, me bullshit. Why say it’s a camera you used for vlogging? Remember, you’re not in the Public Eye anymore. Not ‘famous’ anymore. Remember, you’re starting over? You don’t need to drag over your baggage from your other super different account.
Or could it be that this is all a temporary bit of fluff that you have no intention of seeing through, because leaving the past, and the attention you get from the drama, behind is just anathema to you. Oh yeah, that’s it.
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Exactly. Keep on serving the keks, Hag.
In the meantime…
I'll believe it when she posts a listing
she still has an entire storage unit full of toys she wants to sell, after all
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And less than a day later, she’s now cross posting on both accounts…
>I know I said I wouldn’t post on here again but…
>I know I said I wasn’t going to share much personal stuff on this account…
It’s just a mess. But she has bought this frumpy looking vintage dress and handbag from hell, always worth a laugh. Currently twirling around in it, saying it’s the dress of her dreams, feeling like a Princess waiting for her Prince.
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1 of 4 from Heather's new account Haunted Butterfly. She has changed so much by moving to this new account.
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Granny’s ready for the summer!
she got ghosted, had a crisis, decided to self destruct & threatened she was stepping back from posting anything to her than her photography, calmed down, now is posting on her 👻🦋 account as if nothing ever happened, posting thirst trap photos as Instagram is like a daily fix of crack, she needs that bit of attention to feel validated & to support her fantasies that she’s an online celebrity (or was) Heather you obviously lurk here, I’m telling you straight, stop sabotaging your new community of people that actually like you, these cryptic posts about being a flower & talking like a 15 year old who girl on MySpace, the constant everyone hates me outbursts to an audience that mostly like you is driving people away that accept you for who you are now, stick to what you say you are gonna do instead of this merry go around of identity crisis where you keep saying you are a goth girl & you love dead things & you can’t be anything else when you are buying 80s summer dresses with a heart of the ocean inspired bag that is tat. You put yourself in a box & restrict yourself as you expect a guy to be all of those things & there’s no room for compromise when you aren’t exactly a catch. You need to compromise too.
If Heather was really Spoopy she would get into HorrorPunk or Psychobilly or both and actually be around people who enjoy horror and being different, it's literally the perfect scene for her for what she tries to claim she is. >>1271610
Did she stick a fucking Doily onto a bathing suit, that is horrible. Is she trying to attract the tea pot from Beauty and the beast or something?
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What tf is she doing?
Finally lost her mind.
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Thanks anon, great recap. I couldn’t face doing it, because it is always the same thing. Every fucking time.
Wtf Hagther, you need therapy, not the internet. Just stop. We don’t care. We laugh, but we don’t care. As predicted you are now considering going back to your other account. Of course you are. I’m begging you, instead of doing a Final Video clapback to those ‘thousands’ of people who ‘won’t let you go’, just direct them to these threads, where the whole ridiculous escapade has been documented from the start. Tell them all about Lolcow. Please. Or, alternatively, just stfu and live your life. Stop addressing this tiresome bullshit. Or maybe even embrace the crazy. Let us laugh. But, for the love of hot holy hell, stop the boring dronefests.
I had to click off again.
Total waste of time Heather. Total waste. Why do you keep doing this! Do you think by telling your version of events people are just gonna go with that & you fail to address the other stuff? Why don’t you tell your followers on Instagram that don’t know you from your pastel toy days that you cheated on your ex husband & used the go fund me money people donated to help you escape your ‘abuser’ to buy yourself some merch? You always leave that part out. You claim people are attacking you for your new hobby. No one fing cares anymore. The only person that continues to make it an issue is you. You make things up to feel attacked for as you have nothing in your life & this gives your life some meaning acting like you have “haters” stop banging on about things that happened years ago now, live your f
ing life ffs. This is embarrassing. People following her must be like wtf. They are probably wondering who are these people she’s going on about? Probably thinking she is a fantasist, makes a new account, realises she’s not getting as much attention & it will take a long time for that account to grow, wants the f*
ing attention & back to her old account.
Heather - move the f on. Ok just move the f on. You have nothing going on your real life. Hence why you are always on Instagram. Spewing out your train of thought that contradicts the next train that leaves that empty head of yours. You are the problem. You are driving people away with these public spews of ‘I’m so hard done by’
You are a martyr. Just move the f on.
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Panic over, she’s already creeping on guys in Sheetz parking lot, over on Haunted Heather.
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Mom, this fieldtrip is lame. Can you stop posing for pictures so we can get icecream?
Other nona is right, she’s put on a few pounds and has whined about it in some stories recently, saying she’s been comfort eating while being a ‘sad girl’.
She’s not fat, but she’s getting kinda chunky for sure. Maybe cause she’s older it looks different to the pink sparkle chub version.
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I will never understand why guys don't come flocking in droves.
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I like this one better. She will get a date for sure.
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Update from Heather_Explores seeing as she hasn't quit posting there. 1/3
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Over on haunted butterfly … she’s a nutter, you are the one having the meltdowns, no one is instigating it except you & you keep it going by bringing it up all the time.
she’s a boring nut now, same three things she goes on about
- people hate me
- no guy wants me
- I need to change as I’m a freak
Then disappears for a day after threatening to leave. I think she does it hoping certain people she’s got her eye on will blow up her phone & it’s like bait. Now saying she’s coming back to Heather Explores as it’s her “home” is because her haunted butterfly account doesn’t have as many followers.
Heathers life consists of finding things to constantly update Instagram on.
This. 10/10. I think the same about the self-made drama, it’s just attention seeking for whatever prey she has her eye on at that time. That, and building up supporters.
She’s clearly gearing up to make a Heather Explores comeback.
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We have a potential new Ryan it looks like. Here we go with the cryptic messages in songs that you would expect from someone much younger … but it does not matter as it’s started
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I favoured this cap. >>1275945
Have been watching this pot boiler for a while, could be milky af.
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Here. We. Go.
Thirst on the ‘photos only account’.
Tinfoil, this one will go some distance, and the milk will be fresh and pure.
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she looks like shes sat in front of front of her oven … that strange red glow.
Is this supposed to be sexy?
To turn Runhams Revenge on?
C’mon silver fox, burn with me.
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Anon you ask & I deliver
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I bet her mom gets on her about spending money so frivolously
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exactly! She announces it at least once a day over on Heather Explores!
Also good Lord - Heather you have no standards.
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Here’s some of the proof of follow me over on haunted butterfly (1/2)
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car selfie alert
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for all you spoooooky boys
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I see no difference
Kek anon. >>1277019>>1277044
I thought she was keeping this bs off her OnLY PhOtOs account. So basically this account is spoopy shit plus bandos (eternal cringe at this word), and when she finally cracks she’ll revert to Hag Explains for a story rant. Right?
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had to make this using my favourite pic of hers just lying in a bed of broken china.
Also Heather you are a woman. Not a girl.
I had a cackle to myself imagining her just sat in a pile of weeds taking a photo of her legs with that quote in mind as if she’s a tumblr girl. Heather you are 31 year old woman. You need to mature that attitude of yours. You can like dolls or whatever. But don’t act like your 15!!!!!!
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Why does it sound like she really doesn’t know what the ‘tiny piece’ stuck in there is, and what she needs to do next…?
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Never mind Lyme’s disease, Haunted Hyperventilating Butterfly is go.
> caught in a flash rain storm, has to pull over
> hyperventilating, crying, hands shaking
> says she couldn’t call her mom cause her hands were so numb
> so starts recording straight away
> picks herself up on this, realising that she said she couldn’t use her phone cause both hands numb
> says we are her only friends that’s why she has to
> claims to know that there was going to be a storm
> she rung something up at work and the total was 555.
> that was her spirit guides telling her something was coming to test her
> she’s nervous cause she’s going to an event tomorrow
> thinks everyone there will know her and laugh
> was thinking should she really be going even
So, where’s she heading? Is it fresh milk we’re about to receive?
call a doctor, get some doxycycline since you didn’t save the tick
this is basic adult behavior for people who live in areas where tick-borne disease is common
it’s like she’s reborn every day as a complete idiot like Drew Barrymore in that terrible movie
imagine being this helpless
what can anyone do, heather? you're already pulled over, either wait for the rain to pass or wait until your panic attack is over jfc
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Heather is letting the new followers on her new account know what kind of abuse she is used to
it’s not unusual to get anxious about driving in heavy rain/flash floods, especially if you’re not an experienced driver
it’s unusual to need headpats from strangers in your phone
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This was posted on her haunted butterfly account
Jesus fucking christ she is a literal child.
PA anon here, between the snow tire debacle, the tick issue, and the flash rain storm she is absolutely retarded. For context, these are all very normal things here. During the winter, we get snow storms. Everyone knows this, so you put your snow tires on and move on. Ticks are super common here, she should know to keep the tick and go to her doctor ASAP to make sure she doesn't get lymes. The freak rain storms in summer are extremely common, the fact she had a "panic attack" over one is insane. During this time of year there is usually at least 1 a week for the month of July and into August.
These are all very normal things that anyone who has lived in PA all their life can handle. Just proof she's not a functioning adult.
Sage for PA sperg
caught up on latest news about H.
On her latest tik tok she says I have grown so much as a person … fails to share she has breakdowns on her IG stories about how she can’t cope & is an outcast. Ok Heather. Paint your life one way for your Tiktok audience that are living your best life with your best friends & your best adventures while you suck up all the awesomeness around you. Reality you are incredibly insecure, have no friends, go to places to fill your time, talk about quitting your urban/cemetery/gothic hobbies all the time as you want to fit in with other people & find your spooky boy to give forehand kisses too, you blast your life every opportunity, you need validation to feel you matter all the bloody time, that rainstorm “oh I’m sorry I posted that - fuck I don’t care about what you think i’m allowed to have a panic attack & feel it - fuck you” keeps dragging all her “ haters” into every post. No one is talking about it. She does. Then does it to upset herself as she feels something then as her life back then she has a lot more followers & makes her feel like an “internet celebrity” Heather live your life stop sharing every moment online. This ain’t the Truman show. Be like all of us IG is our highlight reel. You don’t need to post all the goddamned time to your “ fans” you don’t have fans you have followers.
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Still desperate for validation & projecting a false personality that’s she’s got her life together & that’s she’s so desperately happy. Imagine shaping your whole life around your Instagram account. As if this is what matters the most in the world. This is what happens when you are addicted to social media & that need to be validated multiple times a day you can’t stay away.
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>“Cant wait for the day where I get rid of nearly everything I own and go live in the wilderness”
KEK yeah right Heather.
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Looks like she’s squatting on an invisible toilet & still banging on about her ex husband. Thought you moved on Heather & were a bad boss bitch who is living their best life.
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Next thread pic please!!
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You mean people on the internet called you out for your shitty ways & you’re a strong ass independent woman who works part-time in Target instead of getting a full time job & lives in your mums spare room, cheated on her husband, spent her time at Furry cons & good wills & now puts her life on blast on her IG at any opportunity to take “us” on adventures in her amazing so fantastic life on her stomping grounds ie a cemetery & now a local country park & sets up a tripod on self -timer to take shots of her looking into the middle distance.
Yes Heather. Yes.
I for one don’t want her to be anyone other than she is, the cringey lady in too-small clothes and ridiculous glasses banging on about how she wants a “BOY” at age 32 or whatever
some real dollar-store Miss Havisham shit and it’s hilarious
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These have already been deleted but incoming kek
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who is the incel, Heather?
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Heather, this, and all of the others, are so fucking embarrassing. How many times are you going to say that you’re moving on and letting go of the past and then whine and complain about your aBuSiVe
PaSt when you need attention?
It’s very clear that her ex husband has well moved on and it looks like she’s jealous because he doesn’t view her as “the one that got away” (as she always claims she is referring to every ex Ryan).
This is so hilarious, how she keeps repeating the same shit over and over, but even she can’t keep her lies consistent.
Didnt she once say that Adam refused the divorce from the beginning, and now she’s saying he agreed at first but then changed his mind? Girl keep your fake facts straight.
I love this strong, independent cow. She honestly thinks having a part time job at target and a used car are the peek of “adulting”. Meanwhile, she still has to live with someone rent free in order to be so strong and independent.
How long until her family starts abusing her and she needs to escape that too?
Heather, find a new Ryan so we can have some new milk please, this shit is so spoiled it’s become cottage cheese.
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Thanks nonita. I caught these but couldn’t post until now. Were these a precursor to what you’ve posted, or is what you’ve posted the ‘opening up’ she’s referring to? If not, did she do a story or her waffling on?
Damn, she really couldn’t not pollute this new account of hers? What a fucking idiot.
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Same old, same old. Totally unnecessary.
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>>1284247>I’ve watched this video many times
Give me attention I need attention
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Bonus cap. Why does she do this to people? Fine, scrote is a scrote, but the only way Hag feels powerful is by being a cunt about other people. I mean, clearly this guy is a douche. Doesn’t really need to be pointed out, loser.
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He called it
You always leave out the part of how you let multiple guys stick their dick into you while you were still married to your hubby. How you cheated on him. Or the fact you turned to your followers for help & set up a go fund me only to use the proceeds to be buy yourself more things instead of leaving your so called abusive
husband. People don’t hate you for exploring, there was probably a very small minority that unsubscribed as your channel changed from a toy channel to urbex & let you know they were leaving. But people don’t like you because you are a liar & stole our money (long timer here) you always leave that part out as it doesn’t fit the “I’m the victim
” carpet you roll out. Everyone knows your ex was a creep, he watched you have sex through a window with another man but you’re not exactly up to much either for what you did. From what I gather the cops were called because you got violent & you were held overnight over concerns of your mental state. They probably tried to get you counselling & cause you are a fantasist who believes they are an online celebrity with thousands of haters, you ran with this story they wanted to enslave you & control you.
Heather - people have kindly pointed out to you you do seem unstable. One minute you are posting how strong & you give no shits, the next you are posting these long rants then deleting them within an hour. You said your new page was gonna be a drama free zone yet it’s you that continues the barrage of drama. No one is sending you abusive
messages. The truth is you are coming on here to lolcow to read what we are saying & you don’t want to your followers to know this page exists so you lie & say people are sending you abusive
Get over it now Heather. Your ex has moved on, you are legally emancipated. You are the one going on and on about the past or your edited version for what? Sympathy & validation again from your followers that are new.
Move. The. Fuck. On.
Sick of your petty woe is me bullshit. The fact you are deleting your rants must tell you something too Heather!
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How has she got to 31 years of age without realising sometimes it’s better just to stfu and not draw even more attention to your mistakes?
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When you think that wearing xs clothing is a personality trait.
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Fucking kek anons. She is such a turd.
This next slide pissed me off, she’s such a BPDfag and has to hate everything she once liked when a new thing comes along. Calling her old lens a ‘piece of crap’ but still keeping it for the memories or vlogging that she’ll never do…or better still, sell it, as a ‘piece of crap’. What a moron. I don’t know why she makes me want to a-log so hard, but there it is.
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Heather is so boring. She really thought she did something here. But, instead, what I see is a guy trying to bring up her interests and make conversation while she gives him nothing in return. It looks like speaking to Heather is the same as speaking to a wall.
Heather, there’s nothing even wrong with this convo. He’s not asking for straight up sex. He’s actually trying to bring up something you like or may like based off your photos. Nothing seems to makes you happy.
I’d appreciate this man trying.
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We're allowed to get tired of your ugly "edits," shopping sprees for crap and monster ego. Let us live too.
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It truly is a hideous bathing suit though. Her tits look like a baby ass, and the one-piece bathing suit looks like what amazon thinks "gothic lolita" looks like. It's like she has no idea what her body looks like and dresses herself as if she's 5'10 and 110lbs.
FFS Heather. You can post whatever you want, but no one is obligated to like it.
Holy shit, she’s insufferable. No wonder she can’t find her sPoOkY bOy.
She looks like a baby sausage in it’s plastic wrap you get in the store.
Is this supposed to be sexy?
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Kek you are 31 years of age you foolish baggage. Your mom is not your keeper. My arrested development gland is pulsating.
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On another episode of things that didn’t happen…
Always someone coming after her. If its not the farmer with a shotgun, it’s a junkie.
Yes, this is exactly it, as I and other anons have said before. You’ve got it in one. She’s just going to chill at her mom’s, trotting back and forwards to her dead end job, spending her minimal pennies on stupid shit at Target and TJ Maxx, splurging on new lenses because ‘treat myself’ for ‘working my ass off’, until the next victim
comes along. I stg she didn’t think she’d have to wait this long, and that’s what the whole being depressed about being so different is about, it’s her kicking and stamping and squealing because she isn’t being looked after by some simp, and awarded the pleasure of doing absolutely fuck all.
‘Adulting’ sure as fuck isn’t obtaining the skills needed to fill your cart with bananas and avocados, and learning how to pump gas into your car that mommy helped you to buy. Kek.
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I mean “my whole childhood taken by decay….” just talk like a normal person
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Every car she sees>sketchy
Every person she sees>sketchy
Tree>attacked the roof of my car
She’s Heather Explains in stories right now.
See how she thinks everyone is after her. No one is remotely interested in you Heather. You are a white woman most unlikely out of any demographic to be attacked by a stabber. If you were a black male then yes. But you are a white woman who looks so unthreatening why would a farmer go to shoot you?
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also this… just a car parked.
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Heather claims she is too good to watch Netflix but spends the night watching a documentary. If she watched it on Youtube it is the same as watching it on Netflix.
Heather Doesn’t Explore
because of a scary scary car
>>1286808>rattles on about her extreme interests>calls herself an adventurer and explorer
Literally finds any excuse to shake and cry in parking lots and bail on plans including people looking at her, it raining, and tree attacks. lmao>>1286963
Love that for her. Her "truest form goth heather" phase lasted what, roughly a little over a year? I wonder if we'll see her phases pick up speed as she descends further into insanity with every failed future Ryan. Guess she can go toss all that killstar into the storage room with her Heather Sparkles era junk.
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and a hot grandma
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new Ryan? or RyanRevenge?
Don’t let us down, RevengeRyan! It has got to be him.
Absolutely love how Haunted Butt is steadily turning into Heather Explains 2.0. It’s like she realised the milk was expired so brought out a fresh bottle. Never change, Hag.
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Sorry for the shit ss, but it looks like she's staying at a hotel with RevengeRyan tonight.
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Is just me or is almost every spot her “dream” spot.
She's definitely gonna fuck him.
In anywhere from 24 - 72 hrs, he'll realize how unhinged and emotionally unstable she really is.
(If he's also a basket case, which honestly is likely, their "relationship" might go on a bit longer.)
In any event he'll soon ghost.
She'll whine about how he's a "fuckboy" who "used her," etc.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
Yet somehow I'm still tuning in because I still think it's funny.
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Someone has a new daddy. RevengeRyan is here!
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Even if she wanted to do the lock of hair with him she couldn't because he is bald. Pic Rel. That is a good question but I guess only time will tell. Would she wipe 80% of her new accounts pictures away to forget about a fuck boy?
time to put a clipping of his gross beard in the locket I guess kek>>1289535
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Post trip depressed Heather is back
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She ended her day with her last lonely girl post
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heather continues to be spooked by cars
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Taking bets now.
>hair is going to look exactly the same as it always does after yet another makeover in which she looks exactly the same as before. The end. >>1290885
Kek I had this ready to post too. Yet another crazed murderer coming after Hag like a heat seeking missile. Or…just a car.
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It’s so fucking stunted. The worst kind of not like other girls pick me. In addition, as you say, she doesn’t have time for women because RyanQuest. Which is actually more than getting a spoopy boy. It’s her Rest of Life Plan. Financial security. Excuse to do fuck all, forever.
Nonners thinking that RevengeRyan is anything more than a friend are gonna be in for more disappointment. For sure I think she’d fuck him, but I also think, in total backwards Hag standards way, she’d never date a balding guy who looks like he’s in his 40s. She seems to think there some kind of cache in stringing this chump along, possibly using him for spoopy popularity and maybe even a springboard to another future Ryan. I suspect she’s already put him in the friend zone. In fact, I think her ‘sad girl’ stories a day after hanging out with him is a vague message to Rumham to that effect.
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It looks the same, except it looks like it was styled by someone who knows how to curl hair rather than Heather's terrible curls.
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Can’t wait for the tattoo, Hag!
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Bang on cue…
>baby voice extreme
>photoshoot while I feel cute
>while I’m all feminine
>I recently gained 20lbs
Photos only account guise! No personal stuff! No selfies!
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This screams peak femininity
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It got better
best glowup would be throwing those terrible glasses into the trash and getting some stylish ones that don’t make her look like Deputy Dawg
throw the bratwurst-tight skinny jeans in after them
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just wanted to add these comparison shots. Hair looks exactly the same. Except styled.
Heather that’s not how getting your hair “changed” & “a new look” works
Both here eyes are going in different directions.
I don't know if there is a name for opposite of cross eyed.
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She is giving me Mrs. Doubtfire vibes
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How many days until she starts ranting about RevengeRyan being a fuck boy?
revenge on who?
revenge on rumhamryan? some other ryan?
because from where i sit, that looks more like a dye and trim than revenge
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Didn't she start a new Heather Explores youtube channel to get away from the haters but wasn't getting enough views?
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Lol so she's going to do another photoshoot today and she went to walmart last night to get scrubs imitate a prison jumpsuit and then she posted this. I think she's finally realized she's not a size XS anymore.
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This is a pity post.
She’s hoping some “stud” that follows her on Instagram will see her I’m a sad lonely girl that’s misunderstood stories & she’ll wake up to a DM. She’s posted photos before saying “date me? Send me a dm.” Then later on, she’s posted the same shit again weeks later & guys have commented they have messaged her but she’s not responded. I have looked at their accounts - mostly older bigger guys that society would deem “unattractive” & she’s like nope not giving you a chance. Yeah she can date who she wants but when you put out a pity call like date me, at least specify, you only want fit guys between 26-35.
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when she does her hair like that it screams Joyce Summers from Buffy.
No offence to the actress - she was playing a divorced 40 something year old.
Also exactly right.
And this anon, >>1294647
yes, exactly right.
Breaking down what Hagther actually moans about…>they hate me because I changed from kawaii to goth
Well, why are you surprised at this? You market an entire channel to vintage toys, kawaii shit and furry fuckers, then wonder why they don't want to follow your shit any more when you turn Witch Mode Weekend Goth on? Take your medicine, dumbass.>No one will give me a chance
You get plenty chances, they just don't like you having seen what you're like.
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saged because it's the same old shit 1/2
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so she should get a full time job and move, she’s a grown woman
nobody said she had to squat in mum’s guestroom forever
Also, her interests are fine, I would meet up with her regarding her interests, but the whole "no one likes me, everyone bullies" me bullshit is so annoying and she won't look for other women to be her friends. To be honest, no one has time for people like that in their 30s and most people will distant themselves if you have to hear the same complains over and over again, without her ever changing anything.
And if you have to constantly tell other people that you are living your best life, well, you aren't living it, just be honest with yourself.
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Is anyone else seeing this?
I don’t have good caps because I wasn’t able to watch it all, but-
This bitch is acting like she’s going to die and it’s the end of the world because— the power is out.
>can’t eat anything but bread
>might have to go out and treat myself to dinner
>can't go out because the storms are getting worse.
I live in the general area. They weren’t bad at all. Just an average summer storm in PA.
>don’t have water either
>might have to get a hotel room so I can do my hair for work???
And don’t get me started on the previous stories where she plays victim to: a fucking hummingbird. When she said “oh my god its going to attack me!” That just sealed the deal with her extreme victim complex. Heather. It’s a fucking quarter sized bird that eats sugar water. It wants nothing to do with your bland ass, just like every guy you thirst over.
lol lol this is her to a T.
Something minor happens, to most of us an inconvenience, either buy water bottles to use until the power is back on or go to work early & use the wash/facilities there. To Heather - must get a hotel room. The end is nigh. This is happening to only me.
Give me my attention NOW! Send me thoughts & prayers & ask if I’m okay!!!!!!
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What a fucking idiot
Histrionic PD much?
Hag! You fucking ridiculant. I used to go through pity phases with her, but she’s such a bum ass, whiny, narcissistic, mean AND pathetic douchebag. What a combo. She had a lot of ills to ail her.
there is nothing dudes find hotter than self-dramatizing and desperation
Yeah, she has a well. The power was only out until the middle of the night. Girl just likes to play the hardcore victim
anytime she can.
she does such a good job making the mundane so dramatic. oh no, the pump went out and it's nighttime, how can I ever skip a whole day's shower
wells aren't that uncommon, and I'm sure she's gone through this before, it's pretty much life on a well lmao just pick up some waterbottles and don't flush the toilet
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Sage Bc can’t confirm but I think she’s still internet stalking Ryan z and his gf. I follow them both and they posted stories at the beach this past week. Kek. Hasn’t it been like 3 years now since their “break up”?
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And that is…?
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Heather is out here looking for a male escort lol
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ICYMI milk’s been so dry I couldn’t find the energy until now, these from the other day…
>over just two years ago I came out publicly
Fucking KEK at you platforming yourself. Literally no one cares.
>thousands of people
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Way to alienate both cemetery geeks who you’ve basically said aren’t real explorers and also piss off urbex geeks who didn’t ask you to come for them because of your own insecurities.
Heather truly brings all of this shit upon herself, every single time, and still
can't figure out why. Girl needs her Borderline Personality Disorder diagnosis yesterday and professional therapy. It'd drastically change her life.
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1/2 confirmed she’s still stalking him
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Heather is giving this balding, average looking scrote a constant ego boost with her needless lost love
narrative. She should give literally any other scrote a try, I promise this one isn't special.
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Good Lord put it away Heather.
The subtle side boob … it’s not sexy. This is one of the most unflattering pics ever, the lighting & the jam jar glasses
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Seeking spooky boy. Apply within.
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What the fuck is she going for here? Retarded in an abandoned building?
Oh- that’s just her in general.
Her self portraits are embarrassing, to say the least.
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What’s going on here?
Big headset earphones from the 70’s that Ed Warren would be proud of… cradling a gold painted small trophy cup from the looks of things in a prairie dress while looking off into the middle distance.
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Why is she hanging out with an actual child? His profile also says "FBGM" meaning fuck bitches get money.
she might be farsighted, glasses are thicker then compared to those of people that need glasses for being nearsighted and your glasses make your eyes look bigger (little bit like a magnifying glass). You aren't very blind, but your glasses make you look stupid sometimes, especially if you have ugly glasses like she does. >>1307542
well, that's probably all that's left, everyone else is hiding somewhere in a bright, fluffy spots so she will never find them.
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I feel like Heather needs to see this
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saged because this milk is as old as Heather
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yeah girl you’re in a great financial position to drop five hundred
bones on a camera lens
Well it could be if it was funneled into something productive like starting a horror punk band or some shit, in this case it's just consoomerism built from the notion that walking around a grave yard is a personality.
Thats the biggest problem among many big problems with Heather is she doesn't really put all the pieces together to make a personality, its just parts of a personality that doesn't really do anything.
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She got a large/xl
She must be really tuned in because it’s true you ended up doing that
(Jk thanks for sharing, that must have been quite an experience)
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This is just a general thought and not really related to any specific recent heather post, just thinking about her whole situation and whining about wanting a spooky boy. It's been said here before but she doesn't DO ANYTHING to find them. I'm thinking of places where I used to meet alternative/spooky/weird guys when I was younger and just to rattle off the top of my head she could find them at…
-SCA/LARP/ren faires, tons of "dark" nerds there
-cult midnight movies, horror movie fests
-new age conventions
-goth night/industrial night/fuck even EDM nights and raves attract gothy types in small cities
I know she says she doesn't like to go to bars or clubs, but she's really limiting herself when it comes to meeting people. She could also try…
-museum "after dark" programs and tours
-antiquarian book shops and fairs
-vintagey events like "Edwardian jazz on the lawn dress up picnic" or w/e that every big city has, there is always at least ONE spooky dude who wants to be a classy vampire with a cane or something
-local ghost tours with a host, not urbex
-get a job at a haunted attraction for the fall, tons in her area
-steampunk shit, I don't know wtf they do but surely there's crossover
-volunteer at something "badass" like a wolf rescue or raptor refuge, better chance of someone in a spooky screenprinted t-shirt visiting there than at your standard zoo
-actually study history instead of just buying antiques, and meet someone in the program
-wild card: graffiti and skate spots
-wilder card: civil war re-enactment, live those old photos you keep buying Heather!
-take a photography class. Maybe someone else there likes to photo tombstones and derelict buildings too. Maybe you learn that you like filming other shit too. Fuck.
There's just so many places to meet "different" people if that's what she really wants. She lives near a medium sized city with tons of history and things to do (I am PAfag). I don't know why I'm helping her here. She enrages me with this shit but I also pity her.
Maybe she should join the Chateau.
bless you PAanon, I appreciate you but I feel like your efforts are totally wasted on her
she wants everything to happen TO her, she doesn't want to go out and find experiences, especially not something that might create an appreciation for anything not urbex
>civil war re-enactment
lmao she would never
but getting a JOB involving spooky things is a fucking good idea, it's not like she needs to worry about making rent if she still lives at moms
Yes, a fucking JOB
More jobs she could do that suit her interests:
Retail options, if she actually likes her Target job…
-quirky gift shop, like even Spencer's or whatever the current iteration is, is more on brand than Target
-Antique shop, antique mall, oddities shop (we have them in philly unsure about pgh)
-Local weeaboo shop, put the BJD hobby to use at least
-camera shop or film developer centre, they def still exist
Other shit jobs that align with her supposed interests
-Any sort of history museum/exhibit that needs someone to sit in the gift shop or be the guest book monitor or something
-other small local art museums
-librarian? Usually needs a degree but…
-local historical society- you can just be the receptionist or treasurer or cold caller or something
-fucking graveyard caretaker!
-learn stone masonry and refurbish gravestones and historical monuments and things
There's just SO MUCH you can potentially do with yourself when you're into what she claims to be into (antique/historic/spooky shit). It boggles me that she won't involve herself more in what she claims to love so much.
I hope she reads these last few posts. Dumbass.
These are all valid
options. But the problem is a lot of these jobs require some knowledge of the subject matter, which she refuses to develop. Heather consumes, she doesn't learn.
I think that's one of the reasons why she can't find a spoopy boy, in addition to the obvious ones. Any guy she meets who actually has the interests she claims to love will soon discover she's as shallow as a birdbath.
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it’s not your hobbies that are scaring people away, Heather. we’ve been over this a million times by now.
I think the crux is she likes to PLAY at being an adult. And what I mean by PLAY - her idea of adulting is using all her paycheck to fuel her hobbies and not use that money for rent/savings. She whines an awful lot about wanting to move somewhere across state & buying that gothic house & meeting the "Spooky Boy Supreme" as the well is truly dry apparently where she currently resides. I had no idea her TInder was linked to IG. That explains an awful lot. She doesn't want to help herself, anon is correct, she wants people to do things for her. Everything must happen for her. She won't put in the effort. She won't meet a man in the middle in the terms of hobbies or interests… no sir… he has to be what she wants or it's night night forever for you potential Ryan followed by screenshots of their conversations & her putting the poor man on blast on her IG to a few hundred strangers who watch her stories. She treats that bloody IG account like a stadium of fans and close confidantes. She may have met a few of them irl & made some connections but she goes on there one moment "Your girls living her best life" to the sort of posts that get deleted within an hour of posting "I hate it here, I'm a literal freak" her poor followers…. convinced half of the newbies (who have been following Goth Heather & don't know about Pastel Heather) stick around for entertainment as she's an interesting paradox & the other half just don't know what to think. She's definitely a one off I'll tell you that. It's always the "my hobbies make me undateable" mantra. No Heather as previous Obi Anons have tried to enlighten you with their wisdom… it is you that makes you undateable. You get close to a guy, you're posting him to a roomful of strangers, you're bearing your soul (I cringe) to people who you don't know, you are on that device 13/14 hrs a day like it's your air supply, you probably tell them your whole life within a day & how much everyone hates you on the internet & it makes them run for the hills. Many many many people are in love & in relationships who are weirder than you by society's standards. It's not the hobbies. It's not the pinecones, or the cemeteries, or the creepy af dolls you surround yourself or the goodwill baby clothes you hoard to dress up your minions in, or the photos of dead people. It's you.
P.S. has their been any update on the hostage in a jar or has the jumping spider been cast aside for the dumpy looking man that wears clown masks?
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Pretty teeth? That's some nineteenth century shit. Pretty teeth, has all her fingers, no scurvy.
Heather, the only guys who care deeply about rating your teeth are the ones who would prefer seeing them in a jar.
This gives me the ick.
She thinks she’s “cute” doing this.
Just talk like a regular grown up instead of this weird ass baby girl vibes I’m cute & so unique trope.
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>>1312918>delusional, paranoid, and erratic behavior>willing to pay you to hang out>will drag you into decaying buildings>has "pretty teeth"…?>multiple dolls are her "children">Already has a locket waiting for your hair
I realize she's just a try hard "weirdo", but all her quirky "not like the other girls" posts seriously make her sound like a serial killer.
She even has the glasses/look. kek
god damnit heather could you make yourself any more undatable holy shit lmao>>1312328>graveyard caretaker
I think she ALMOST took a job like that but freaked out at the last second because she drove onto a farm and was afraid of getting shot or some other absolutely bullshit reason
like she left them high and dry and completely bailed out of ever going back, they even offered to drive her
she's her own worst enemy it's infuriating
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Tinfoil but I think heather is trying to take on the personality of ryan z’s gf. She posted a poem she wrote about a bird and then hearher posts this
she was on live earlier talking about how she’s a creative. Girl sorry but you’re not very creative if you have to model yourself after someone else
Ah, yes, the pretty teeth her ex husband who she cheated on while mooching off him payed for. She just comes off as the most shallow moron ever. Why even bring up the teeth? A part of me feels like she just knows how expensive they were and that is why she points them out in particular, but considering her abusive
ex payed for her dental work you'd think she wouldn't want to bring her teeth up in such a specific context.
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I think she is cyber stalking on the sly the new girlfriend for sure. I mean,..
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Leaving this here so it can reposted when she goes on a rant about how she is gonna change herself to be find a man.
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I am surprised you didn't post the other ones. They are TOP KEK. 1/3
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She’s not even trying to hide it anymore. Kek.
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I really don't understand why she is single.
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She looks like she needs to shit.
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Dramatic (as usual) & unflattering. She looks like she’s about to take a dump. The mask had potential but she just has to ruin the potential with these poses.
The bear mask I can’t stop laughing at, it’s like that sound ok Tiktok “rawrrrr” I did laugh at anons comment about the fantasy of a furry or man wanting to strangle his mother with pantyhose fantasy. She looks like a poster for a B grade porno set in a ladies prison. “Bear Necessities” would be the title. Getting pumped by Runham Revenge dressed as a fat prison guard.
How does she look at these photos and think “yes,broadcast them everywhere- ITS ART”
She looks like a failed attempt for middle school photography.
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Girl shit the fuck up and watch the first season of America’s Next Top Model.
Or, IDK, not be the model? Hire someone?
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I love PA for the things we have here but it’s a very lonely place & I don’t really have friends here. Her friends irl be looking like didn’t she hang out with the woman with the brown hair who looks like her. It’s nice to know the people she knows irl are so appreciated. NOT.(emoji)
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she hates “everybody” irl apparently.
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I just realized Heather is going to end up looking Jenny from 90 Day Fiance. Probably marrying a young Indian dude working at a call center
That filter has heather looking like one of those spray tanned, bleach blonde fox news anchors. kek>>1319208
Fucking uncanny. Just imagine Jenny with those god awful big curls and that stupid target granny dress. Do you think India has any spoopy boys?
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There are two things that Heather is consistent with. Her love of dolls and being perpetually single.
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Can't tell if she actually wants rumhamryan or if she's just flirting with him to fill the spoopy boy filled hole in her heart. She's been hanging around him for how long while still on the hunt to fill her hair locket?>>1319702
I hate that there's a resemblance
interesting, as I just read that dolls represent or simulate a woman seeing herself as an object er something (Simone de Beauvoir the second sex)
could it be that Heather completely lacks some sense of subjective reality that most ppl possess to some level or another? idrk not a philosopher lol
the problem with heather is that we can't tell which interests are genuinely hers and which are performative. I think it's all performative. if you took away her ""audience"" (her phone), what would she do? I doubt it's care for these dolls.
I think the dolls are connected to maskryan
Agreed anon. Without her Instagram audience, I doubt she would like these things as much as she claims. She seems to adopt other peoples personalities to get them to like her or with Runham Revenge, he has over 23k followers & the mask thing is his niche. Suddenly that’s all Heather is posting & we’re no longer getting the daily gravestone shots or photos of flowers or the sky. It’s just her in a mask looking like she’s taking a shit on a derelict prison table.
She likes to pretend she’s super spooky but can’t admit she still likes toys & that’s why she’s buying these dolls that look a bit more like the ones your Ma bought in the 80s. Also dressing sort of cottage core. Problem is with Heather as she thinks you can’t like two aesthetics at once. She has to be super spooky & dark. You can be both but Heather isn’t a regular person & thinks she will be attacked (in her brain) for selling out. She sold herself short marketing herself as only a spooky goth woman & now she’s stuck in that aesthetic when no one would really care what she posts. But her Instagram is her whole life so she feels it more than we do.
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Why is she like this? (I am being sarcastic)
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Then when she gets attention from someone she posts this shit.
>>1323024>matches with dude>never responds>drags dude publicly
"weh weh why am I so lonely and single"
I get that she's hoping some spoopy boy will wander into her DMs to wax poetic about how they're spoopy soulmates, but then why even bother matching with all these normie guys to begin with?
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Every time I scroll by her thread I want to punch in the face. She’s so fucking lame.
Girl, get the fuck off Tinder
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Major rant. FemRyan is back and she doesn't know what to do.
I don't really follow Heather but I check in here every once in a while and as long as this site has been documenting her, it's been the same shit.
who are these imaginary HATERS who HATE her for her super unique hobbies? why does she think it's her hobbies that make her so hateable and not the fact that she's like this?
Heather should stick to these sorta photos >>1322546
The banshee haunting an abandoned mansion look she often favors is not helping. Additionally, stop longing after the most average scrote ever born (Ryan Z) and give other people a chance without tediously comparing them all. Imagine a guy who compares everyone to his teenage girlfriend, those guys end up 4eva alone too since it's both moronic and offensive to live like that.
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Looking extra haggard in this picture. How can she post this horrible edit and think it's good.
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Heather has a new beau
Spooky bug life
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When she confuses a pickup line with a guy wanting to use her to find bandos, kek. 1/3
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> i wear what makes me happy
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so she's ditching being goth?
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sad baby girl
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I can't imagine editing a picture for an hour the putting this caption over it like I am a love starved 14 yr old. Heather, you are 31.
Living with your mom
Spending all your money on cheap mall shit
Begging for dates
Going to the same places over and over
Freaking out over parked cars
Begging for dates again
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Am I the only one who sees it?
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She really took some Miley Cyrus Lyrics from “We can’t stop” & intertwined them into her sad “girl” (she’s a grown woman) monologue.
girl, when a tinder dude talked about going to abandoned sites with you, you accused him of just wanting to know about your spots
EXTREME my ass, you are EXTREMELY mental
The way she speaks is so grating. It's like my ears are bleeding from the harsh way she talks. It's just this constant yell.
I like how she ended it by pretending that she wants it to not be all about her and her adventures. She wants to share these adventures and make them "our adventures" ie: Heathers adventures while a spoopy boy tags along and loves only Heather and her interests
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she can NOT be serious, he clearly couldn't read it if that's what he thought it said
EVERYTHING else he's saying is perfectly nice, you're literally creating an issue where there is none heather
I really hope someone calls her out on being that petty, I want to see her explode
how doesn't she get that he is trying to be nice and then she wonders that no one wants her, I wouldn't contact her if it means that she is making fun of me on her Insta.
She will stay alone, with her endless amount of ugly dolls and she is creating this future herself, no one else is after her and putting her down.
Yeah I don't get it. It is at least 2nd time she is broadcasting totally nice/normal conversation on her ig and making fun of the dude for petty things. I think she is deliberately choosing anything to shoot it down.
Like… deoes she have some script in her head and anything else is bad? Or maybe too big ego?
Sometimes people just sabotage themselves, to later cry how nobody wants them. I wonder how her brilliant conversation starerts look like. "Oh hey, I'm super weird and not like other girls, wanna be my dark prince?I can take you to this one cemetery"
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Cottage core personality today. 36 stories pretending to be XS/S and calling herself a slut for ruffles.
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maybe she could try not being a complete bitch to dudes who try to talk about her interests?
and then not mock them on IG?
How can she publicly be this rude and such a bitch to everyone who shows interest in her and still claim that she was ever a victim
of abuse? If anything, she’s an abuser. Look at how she treats complete strangers. Jesus Christ hagther. Keep digging.
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The exact opposite except it's literally what everyone else is looking for.
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Heather is selling one of her best friends
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spoopy boys? where are you? why won't you date meeeeeeeee?
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I wonder if Heather is sad that the man of her dreams just celebrated his 1 yr anniversary with his girlfriend.
it’s a doll
you can’t “bond” with it because it’s an inanimate object
you utter, utter tard
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When you think she can't be any more cringe
for someone who is so big into history, you'd think she'd remember that the entire point of victorian hair jewelry was to remember the person AFTER their death. not before.
also, is that literally just… HER hair?
The one that got away “Ryan” with this new girlfriend she kinda looks a bit like Heather. He’s obviously got a type.
The truth is Heather isn’t interested in history or really anything she boasts she loves. It’s all surface. To post about so it looks like she’s “passionate” & “interesting. Her true thing in life was toys. She loved them & is still falling into that when she’s buying these ‘spooky’ dolls.
Heather doesn’t actually care about all the cemetery dead stuff. It’s all for show.
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Look at how happy she is that her friend Instagram is back
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she’s so desperate to prove to strangers that she’s a rare misunderstood beauty & all the men that contact her are not worthy of her rare beautiful ways. “They don’t understand me” trope yah de yah da.
Partly I think she thinks by getting genitalia first with a man will make him want her & she’s that delusional she can’t face they are your sadly common f*ck boys you get everywhere now. Hit it & quit it types. And then partly I think she’s terrified about getting into a proper brew relationship ie giving anyone a chance as she wouldn’t be able to wallow in the “I’m alone because I’m a diamond amongst rocks” when she’s alone because she has the personality of a stunted fly with the emotional capacity of a paper doily. It’s tragic that at 31 years old, her entire life revolves what she can post to strangers & a few people she knew irl through a glass screen. When IG went down, she must have been panicking hard. As she wouldn’t be able to show everyone her vegan food or dusty dolls or potential new hostage in a jar.
She should just date Paul from 90 day fiance then. They'd be the perfect pair:
>He also loves collecting his loved ones hair>He's a BaD BoY>They're the same level of athletic that (not at all)>He has lots of IG followers for her to mooch from>He also loves to blame other people for his problems>Like Heather he also expects other people to solve his problems>Both have frequent, public, IG meltdowns>Are both overly paranoid>Neither of them can seem to get their lives together>Both still live/depend on their parents>They're both the same level of mentally retarded
Sage for dumb sperg
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She was out buying more cheap masks from Spirit Halloween and I caught this hilarious ss of some dude trying to figure wtf she's doing lmao
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shut. the. fuck. up.
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I don’t understand her obsession with finding someone exactly like her. That’s not realistic at all. People aren’t mirrors of each other. She’s so selfish to make all her dates about her hobbies. It’s ok to be a freak into stupid shit, but to expect your partner into the exact things??? How??? Just be a fucking human heather
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Apparently he hated the cemetery and that's all she wrote folks. Scorched earth.
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What's worse is she's had people try to set her up with their friends. And completely blew them off and ignored them, and even went so far as to delete their comments because, I'm assuming, their friend didn't look the way she wants her future soul mate to look. She bitches about guys being shallow, and acts more shallow than anyone I've seen in a very long time. She literally has the same dudes throwing themselves at her on every post, but she ignores them while continuing to whine about being so alone. I never thought someone so desperate could be so picky, honestly. And I can't figure out why these people stick around. I mean, shit, I'm still on there but truthfully I enjoy the photography but the craziness that goes with it is getting to be too much. Thankfully I don't use any other platforms but FB, or it looks like I'd be subjected to the constant mini-videos of more insanity.
Just…oof. So much oof. Why hasn't anyone straight up called her on her shit yet?
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Didn't she just say she went through and deleted all her posts about last dude? Now she has another one to delete in a day or so. Jebus.
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the strong independent woman who doesnt need anybody isnt letting this go anytime soon
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Her definition of normie at this point is basically "interested in literally anything that isn't fawning over me in a cemetery and being obsessed with letting me self-indulge with basically no expectations for emotional reciprocity"
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This thread used to move considerably faster and be on the first page more often- I think most people have stopped following. For me it's nice to take a break from some of these horrorcows and catch up on comparatively benign Heather's antics.
Anyway, I finally watched one of Heather's stories for myself last night and was surprised by how obvious it is that she's actually mentally disabled. Just from the way that she talks you can tell that she's not all there, even before her wacky hobbies come out. No wonder men are easily fooled then go running once they speak to her in person. I didn't catch a screenshot before she dirty deleted, but it wouldn't have helped because you have to see her in motion.
honestly I agree with the other anon calling her a familiar rerun, she's so predictable and learns absolutely nothing
I kinda like the vibe of this thread anyway, it's comfy and chill, with the occasional clever anon
Part of me hopes she’ll figure it out someday. After all these years I’ve found myself kind of rooting for Heather to just be a normal person. She won’t pop up in my stories for a few days or I’ll just be disconnected from online world and think maybe she really is just focusing on her hobbies.
And then I check the thread and realize, no, she’s still waiting for a spoopy boy and i’m kind it disappointed and also entertained.
She’s so benign and so boring but also has such a disordered personality that I truly have no idea how she plans to live the rest of her life. Will she work at Target forever? Will she have any actual career aspirations? Will she get lonely enough to accept and value people for who they are?
I know the answer is no, but jesus, what a sad life. I truly wish she would listen to the haters & get therapy. I guess I’ll just hang out in this thread with the other five people keeping it going.
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She looks 3 feet tall here.
I know she’s kneeling but it’s funny.
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She was with PapeRyan.
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It's hard to tell. This is what he looked like back in May.
I think he likes men.
I genuinely thought it was the woman who looks like Heather but is a brunette with glasses that she hangs around with.
please see an ophthalmologist, because her photos are really really bad
like, elementary school kids take better photos
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inb4 the dd
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reminder for those kinds of anons
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This is Heather. She isn't learning or improving. She's working on another bid sad.
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yeah second that - the steamy selfie with her tittie crack showing like a builders bum - cries give me compliments. I’m feeling insecure.
she’s saying she showered then sat in the tub
people do do that, but they’re hideously depressed and need treatment
agreed - she’s got no real life. She does everything just so she can put it online & lie to herself her life is filled with exciting things that she truly enjoys when it’s a facade as she’s empty & deeply lonely inside. I
That’s why we get the “life is great poetic posts about her photography” but her stories are the true her when she is telling her followers how deeply unhappy she is. She needs to spend less time online & work on building foundations in her real life. Instagram won’t be around forever. Look at MySpace. I wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years, another social media giant will come along & her account will be obsolete as she would need to start again from scratch.
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This looks like the same date she took that femryan guy on
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And CharmRyan, or is that who you mean?>>1352213
Isn’t this Pape? Christ, the size of her ass. Think of all the time she’s wasted this past two years saying she’s gonna eat well and get in shape. At this point, may as well forget about that and crack on with sinking as much sushi and Starbucks as you can. Bleak.
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Just a few weeks ago she said he contacted her again. She turned him down. No sympathy for your own choice.