Happeh Theory, a blog, and its accompanying Youtube channel.http://www.happehtheory.comhttps://m.youtube.com/channel/UCqJ01xARaQ7UnLC5jqTIPRg
>What the site is about:
Honestly, I don't fucking know. It's been around for about a decade, and what little discussion I've found about it online hasn't been able to make heads or tails of it. If it's one big work of trolling or satire, it's an extremely long con, and if it's not, then it's one of the weirdest things on the Internet. Not because it's gory or scary or anything like that, but because it's hard to believe that there's someone out there who actually believes these things and puts extensive time into writing about them.
Just a few of the many components of Happeh Theory include pseudoscientific metaphysical theories about human nature that defy description or understanding (about on the level of Time Cube), a belief that masturbation will destroy your physical and spiritual well-being by turning your body into a trapezoid, the "Anorexia Dent" (a theory that the weight loss that goes with anorexia will affect one side of the body more than the other, causing a huge dent in one side only), and other insane nonsense covering a huge variety of topics.
It's just fucking weird, and it has next to no audience online, but the author is still blogging away. There's a huge rabbit hole of bizarre things to fall into on the blog and the Youtube channel.
>Anything you would like to add:
I'm sharing this to purge it from my system and for reassurance I did not imagine all of it in a fever dream.
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