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>>1242901Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly
abusive husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness– which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.
She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past year, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.
Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a
victim who fled from a terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an
abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She is now living back at home with her parents and has a job and a car, but continues all her usual crazy and continues putting all her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.
She has tried to start up her Youtube channel again, but doesn’t seem to have any consistent plans despite claiming otherwise. Keeps coming and leaving YouTube ad nauseam.
Other characters (because the “Ryans” can get confusing)…
Ryans
>Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019. >Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: Chase. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan, Short lived photographer boyfriend>Ryan 9: aka CharmRyan/GhostRyan. who got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media. >Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesnt think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256Other Characters
>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them. Currently still living with Mom and Stepdad. Last thread:
>started eating junk food and drinking booze after her last breakup with a Ryan. Is now too doughy to do the Boudoir part of her cycle and doesn't post thirst traps anymore >>1255775 >>1254780 >>1254346>Heather announces she's changing her social media handle to Haunted_Butterfly, with a whole new attitude! She will be posting work-only statuses, nothing personal >>1270901>immediately starts posting personal shit to her new account >>1271087>is getting increasingly worse at dressing herself. Has decided that she likes wearing frumpy grandma clothes and curtains. >>1277098 >>1291201 >>1316539 >>1285969 >>1287782>still looking for love >got a bad haircut >>1387827>became unhealthily obsessed with creepy antique dolls >>1276088 >>1269713 >>1401771 >>1312567>did basically nothing for months except driving around crying about snow ruining her EXTREME urban exploration, how strangers want to kill her because she's a dainty woman, and how lonely she is.[shit thread] but nobody else was doing it.
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another anon posted this in the cow requests thread, idk which ryan this is
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>>1421288It's PapeRyan from a few threads ago.
Thanks for the new thread
nonnie!
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the happy couple
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>>1421281Thank you for the new thread, OP. Came here to start a new one, mainly cause the old Adam Tax Saga is about to start up again. How the fuck has this utter woman child still not sorted out her tax return? Ffs.
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>>1422084That made me laugh too. I wonder if she missed us?
>>1421717Am I being a dope when I say I think they’re just friends still? I think they’re a great match, but she still thinks she looks like Sharon Tate so I imagine she’s still holding out for someone better.
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>>1424066prediction:
boots touching on headstone pic - 1 week from today
constant soul mate posting and publicizing caps of their private conversations - in 2 weeks
video of new Ryan looking like he'd rather be dead as she drags him through an antique store and forces the camera in his face - 2.5 weeks
crying and forever alone - 3 weeks
thirst pics to try to bait him back - 3.5 weeks
allegations of abuse or fuckboi-ery - 4 weeks
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>>1423241She's already dressing him up.
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please her stubby little legs kek
the boyfriend selfies in the mirror beings.
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>>1424457I get having go-to date spots or whatever but it’s funny to see her do the exact same stuff with each Ryan. Okay, let’s go to target. Now let’s go to the antique store. Then we’ll hit the cemetery! Those are the only three things I like to do, other than complain online. Isn’t this fun?
This one seems more patient than most. He’ll tire of it sooner or later.
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Here we go. Rinse and repeat. FFS Hag, this is on you. Adam is a creepy douche, but I really don’t think the following apply
>predator
>sexual and psychological abuse
Sorry was that when you were out fucking other scrotes, or…?
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>>1427710I think you might be having some recall issues
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>>1427711>ran out of societyoh Heather
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>>1427710While dramatic, I think it’s fair to be upset about him using her SSN. I read older threads in one go and I wouldn’t defend her ex-husband at all.
>>1427885Just casually searching and just as casually, stumbled upon this, kek
No. 1427974
>>1427885While this is an obvious self-post seeing as this comment was made at the exact time the video went up I still found it interesting to check out Heathers and her ex's videos from that day to see how their videos turned out. I don't see a video from the person who posted this one and it is obvious they got the footage from Adam. One thing Heather and Adam have in common is they both live in the past.
Heathers vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFa6wpJkxvYAdams vid
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>>1427931>I’d like to see more of it before assuming anythingThis. Heather could be exaggerating like always or she could be an actual
victim of identity fraud.
Aren't they still technically married because she never signed divorce papers? Doesn't she file her taxes through her ex husband for the sake of paying less?
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>>1427974Thanks for posting the edited videos as well. Sage for excessive rambling on my part, but I also smell a self-post, especially since it immediately followed the new Ryan announcement and a bunch of farmers congratulating her, but regardless it's always interesting to see how she casually talks to people she's comfortable with on video - she aims for such a curated "likeable" personality in most videos that involve others, especially since most of them don't hang around long or post much personal themselves. I have noticed that eventually she drops the baby voice and gets really biting and insistently cold, and doesn't let the other person talk, which leads to a lot of frustration I sense from Adam in their old videos. I imagine it's how she gets with all her Ryans eventually.
I don't care enough to look for the link myself, but I remember specifically the video where she's reaming Adam out for not knowing if a shelf extension would fit her shelves, and then gloating and bullying him into admitting on camera that she was right, multiple times. I got the willies from that vid; I'm not on Adam's side at all and will admit the time the video went up and was posted here is sus af. But I gotta say, Heather scares me a lot and I gotta wonder how much she twisted that dude around her finger after years.
You can kind of see it when she goes into rant mode too. Even if she only freaks out like this during bad moments, that would drive me insane being in a relationship with her.
I sense some hostility behind this video and the editing of it and timing, makes me suspect a post from Adam or a buddy of his, but I won't deny it offers some more perspective on the aggressive manner she treats those closest to her.
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>>1428007it appeared after
>>1427710 and
>>1427711someone's calling her out
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>>1427885This thread ain’t nothing but the same shit over and over but I gotta agree
>>1428067I too, want more
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>>1427885Thanks for this, even if it is a self post or an indirect self post (honestly, if you’re gonna do this you might want to make the video public, not ‘unlisted’ so only the OP and people who are given the link can view it - dead giveaway).
Nonas, cast your minds back. The poster of the video is Ashleigh, one of Hag’s old friends, still friends with Adam. Ashleigh and Hag had a bust up years ago, which led to Hag sperging hard about Ashleigh and Ashleigh accusing Hag of stealing her camera, lens or something.
That said, this video is great. Shows how fucking bizarre and unpleasant Hag is. That doesn’t mean that Adam is decent though - he’s clearly goading her and winding her up beyond her emotional intelligent level or any capability to cool her batshit jets. While it’s hilarious she is being outwitted at every turn. Other than that, fuckingKEK at the true colours.
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>>1428288Definitely in thread two and three. Not sure how much was spelled out and how much was gleaned from Hag’s videos. Ash Fox is the troon friend of Adam.
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>>836614Third Thread
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>>1427885Holy fuck, she's on the verge of a bpd breakdown the entire time because the whole situation isn't smooth sailing and revolving strictly around her.
I get why she was institutionalized now. If this is how she acts here, imagine the situation where someone calls her out on her shit behaviour to her face and demands responsibility from her. She'd literally fucking melt.
Hilarious revenge milk Ash, thanks!
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12/12 surprisingly she still has this rant up. Let's see how long it takes for her to delete it.
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>>1428509Real love?
What’s the longest any of her recent relationships lasted? A month or two tops?
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>>1428506 >>1428517Anons ilysm. I was going to take the time to deconstruct all the bullshit delusions in her stories, but this sums everything up. No other explanation needed.
>zoo crew, look it upOkay Hag. Here goes. Btw, we clearly think Adam Scrote is a douche, along with his troon buddy, but you also suck. Heavily.
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Boo hoo time
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>>1428671Oh here we go. Same as it ever was. How many times is she gonna come back to say “and one more thing…” having already said gOoDbYe.
>>1428683Kek anon spot on. In fairness they were clearly running rings around her in that video. You can hear it, setting her up and baiting her with either dumb questions or comments, then playing innocent themselves. But - a massive but - she’s totally emotionally stunted and pretty verbally
aBuSiVE and aggressive herself, so…to quote Hag herself, she really should GTFO.
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>>1428707>How many times is she gonna come back to say “and one more thing…” having already said gOoDbYe.Bringing this back
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>>1428671>trying to find a new hobbyThis is her issue - she can’t just have a hobby and personally enjoy anything.
She always needs people to know what defines “Heather”, based on her looks and mannerisms - she can’t even join something simple like a photography or collectors club, it’d have to be in line with her ‘spooky’ dramatic needs.
Even her taste in guys has to match - i understand shopping with/ for your boyfriend, but she has the creepy need to dress them up to match her vision of a relationship.
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>>1428510I'm actually on Heather's side here, it's clearly harassment to put up a compilation of Heather being baited years ago, post it here as unlisted confirms the OP was the one linking it. Can't remember much about Adam other than the tidbit that he would jerk off in the living room in the middle of the day with no respect to what Heather wanted.
Wouldn't be surprised if Adam and the video OP are frequent posters here and Adam in particular was incensed by the new boyfriend and tax callout posting. Honestly why the fuck would you file someone else's taxes other than to piss them off?
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>>1428809They very obviously goaded heather into it, but she’s still absolutely unhinged in the video.
Everyone “picking sides” is sus imo. They’re both dumbasses. Fault is on both sides and neither is worse than the other lol
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>>1428855Both are assholes but I think he’s worse
>>1428816Oh c’mon, as if a divorce would stop a moid from obsessing about someone they have no control over
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>>1428671thread got derailed a bit. sage for tinfoil and long post but it seems like this video and recent thread activity rly got to ol' Heather. seems like she's watching closely, since it seems she found this thread right after it went up, even though it took a few weeks for someone to bother making it. She's probably been frantic the last few weeks looking for a new one. TBH I wouldn't be surprised if Adam keeps an eye on the thread too, even though it seems he does wanna separate from the mess a bit more lately. It does seem like it's full of people from her past too, so I don't necessarily get the vibe it's him right off the bat, could be other old friends.
Regardless, Adam seems like he sucks too but these videos really make the crazy-bitch siren go off in my head, and I want to run away. I don't know if most of it can even be considered goading after years, H looks for any possible reason to start getting upset and it builds from there. Like she goes into a mode where you're the enemy no matter what; it's intense and frustrating and I can't entirely blame Adam/others for throwing his hands in the air and just antagonizing her back.
I wouldn't be surprised if Adam was involved in the vid being posted or made, but I also know H has burned a lot of bridges in psychotic ways with most people she's ever known. Definitely a revenge video and not great to post, but I can see why they wanted to expose what a screaming banshee she turns into when things don't go her way every second. It seems like even when people are trying to be reasonable with her in the vid, once the switch has flipped there's no making her happy or turning things around. I can see how hanging around that energy for years can start to fuck with your perception of what's goading and what's just interacting, since once she flies off the handle it seems like she doesn't give two shits which you're doing. She doesn't what to hear what others are trying to tell her - especially if the words or tone are reasonable, it seems like it pisses her off even more.
Gotta wonder who's wk'ing this hot mess kek
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>>1428781So I went back to listen to Hag’s story again. She accused the ‘zoo crew’ of various things, stalking her, recording her etc, but specifically, she said
>Ashley Zoe Fox works for evil. She will do anything to be popular. She worked for Kero The Wolf who fucked his own dog. Lo and behold, Hag’s ex-friend has their own thread over at KF.
Saged because not Heather, but absolutely relevant, especially as it’s Ashley Fox that posted the ‘Exposing Heather’ video, so pls no ban, mods.
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>>1429384This is a good find,
nonnie. I tried googling zoo crew and I couldn't find anything.
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>>1429402I had no idea about this, despite snooping on her circle before. I feel like Hag really dodged a fucking bullet, even with these threads here. Imagine being involved in the Kero shit.
Why doesn’t she just spill the tea on those furry fuckers? What’s she got to lose at this point?
Incidentally I screen recorded her stories from last night, might split into smaller videos and upload to streamable, or make webm if I can convert.
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I think PapeRyan really is in for the long haul.
No. 1433366
>>1428816This post is sus to me haha
Adam, Heather & the Ashley chick are all lurking this thread And I guarantee Adam and Ashley are both posting. A few of the recent posts sound like it could be them .
Clearly Adam didn’t like her call out posts about the taxes and had his buddy upload that video so he could post it here and cause drama for Heather. Idc how crazy she is, he has no right to commit fraud and file her taxes. Heather needs to get some legal help against him.
I also find it weird how this drama breaks out and then Heather goes on a rant about how she needs to find a new hobby..as if a ton of explorers are involved on this board or something? It can’t be just because of Ashley and Adam…they’re absolutely no body in exploring. So why does she need a new hobby? There are tons of explorers or don’t know any of the people she has talked to
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>>1433366She needs a new hobby because she can’t enjoy anything without making it her entire living personality.
She can’t just enjoy ‘spooky’ or urbex things - every fibre of her being (including her relationships) need to involve and encompass an obvious theme to it. Since she insists she’s just so unique and ‘weird’ - just her usual ‘not like other girls’ schtick worn thin.
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>>1433419But why broadcast this online? Why not just deal with this as a private matter, instead of running to socials to rant and type out paragraph after paragraph of word vomit.
This isn’t really a healthy reaction from someone claiming her life was - “light years ahead”.
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future youtube video coming I guess 1/2
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>>1433419Here’s the whole set of stories from last night.
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>>1433513You would think after all these years she wouldn't air out her business online. How many instagram accounts has she made because she's a "new person" She's had about 6-7 different accounts in the coarse of 4 years.
Her drama with her ex husband needs to just stay offline. He doesn't post anything about her on his account, why does she feel to post on her account and all these new followers are confused as fuck as to what the hell is going on.
New people are going to eventually google wth she is talking about and stumble upon this page. Yes, the guy is a douche, but you're an adult, handle your shit already and stop making the same mistakes over and over and posting this on social media.
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>>1428725She hasn't gone a single day without posting since she quit.
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>>1434183This is just bizarre behaviour - her threads died down, the community wished her well, even Pape was trying to soften the blow of her meltdown.
But instead of calming down and reassessing her life - she went manic a month i to 2022 and is posting odd thirst trap threats to . . . Who?
Farmers? Her Ex Husband? This response makes the least sense - she never left social media, actually has been super active the last week. What’s the point of flashing some side boob and throwing out middle-schooler retorts?
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Wow she called off because of a bit of ice on her Mirrors, its called an ice scraper
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Annnnnnd back at ripping on Adam and hid friends again. She is such a Broken record
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>>1436725Been waiting to post this but here’s her admitting to lying about never getting her first stimulus
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>>1436984Thanks for this nona.
iirc Adam proved that he sent her the first 1200, which she eventually acknowledged but yea she fucked up then tried to gloss over it by saying he owed her another 600.
Got any more caps of anything else? What’s your story with her?
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>>1436999exactly
if what she is saying is true (I doubt but if) she needs to get a lawyer who works on a sliding scale and work this out, not whine on Instagram
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>>1437028Apologies if these are hard to read. They’re snippets from conversation and I cut out the boring/irrelevant stuff.
Basically I reached out to her trying to help. I didn’t really care what the truth about the past was, I just wanted to help her move on because I thought if she had a friend to support her through the divorce and everything, maybe she’d stop word vomiting all over Instagram.
But patterns started showing how she would tell me one thing and twist the story in an entire different direction on her Instagram stories and it got to a point where she starting calling those of us who were trying to be genuinely helpful ‘spies’ and liars.
The more ridiculous the accusations she posts, the more insulting it really becomes to women who were actually abuse and assault
victims and I feel like a shitty person for ever trying to help her.
Sorry for the long rant btw.
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Ashley sent Heather a cease and desist. Incoming rant.
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>>1438983Kek anon came back here specifically to mention this, in response to picrel
>I was sent a legal letter No. 1439510
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>>1439128>>1438863How is she apologizing to Ashley, aren't they the one who uploaded the video and linked it here, clearly in bad faith? Did they threaten her with a lolsuit? Kinda looks like it. Nice of Ash to play
victim with a likely false claim of
I was harassed/doxed when they are the one firing the shots.
>>1438860The typos and bringing up cheating as if it's of any relevance
after she left him makes this sound as legit as the one creepshow cooked up. Lawyers don't care about personal relationships and they are not a legal issue outside of divorce proceedings.
No. 1440074
>>1440058Insane tinfoil because I'm not mega invested in this cow.
Did her ex trick her into publicly confessing to cheating to cite adultery for any future divorce proceedings? Doesn't make sense that this gal would upload a video on youtube taken from Heather's ex perspective meant to "expose" Heather's shitty personality just to cry she was doxxed to the extent that Heather needed to publicly address her to avoid legal action. The chick uploaded it under her own damn name?
No. 1440248
>>1440058 yeah it sounds like total bullshit and Heather thinks it's legit because it was printed on a piece of paper.
>>1440074that's a really good tinfoil but the divorce was already almost finalized but Heather didn't sign. Also, Ashley is a big fat bald MAN who calls himself a woman and wears diapers and jacks off to beastiality porn. Wouldn't want you to think he's a chick.
No. 1441002
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You know she's going to slip up and mention Ashley's name and that crew. She's gonna spill more adam drama. She just can't help herself. She can't go a day without mentioning her past and those people. She gonna mess up, and Ashley is just waiting for the payout.
No. 1441093
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Kek this cow is so predictable.
No. 1441714
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Honestly, I don’t buy this. She’s shifting the story to include PapeRyan and bring him onboard as Victim 2.
No. 1443509
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No. 1443908
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>>1443876I think you’re exactly right nonita. He wasn’t available for Valentine’s and has thrown a pity party.
No. 1444158
>>1443509there are women in fucking solitary confinement
there are widows who have lost husbands of 50 years or more
but you, Heather, are the loneliest girl in the wooooooorld
No. 1450302
>>1450266Just her classic need to larp as “The one that got away/ too good for you” pick-me - she has a pretty overblown narc ego for someone who cheated, and expects way too much from partners.
She wants someone to be ‘obsessed’ with her to the shallowest degree - if Pape is still around, kudos for putting up with middle school antics. But no one with self respect would stay much longer, especially if it’s someone in their 30s crying on socials constantly.
No. 1450579
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>>1450166You said it, nonita.
No. 1450608
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Ruh roh
No. 1450613
>>1450608dun, dun, dun, and another one bites the dust
Hags. Literally everyone will keep on leaving you if you keep acting like a damned lunatic. Get off insta. Work on yourself. Ffs.
No. 1450818
>>1450608didn't even make it two weeks, jfc and he was trying so hard
heather you're just impossible
No. 1450971
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>>1450608So is this what’s got her panties in a bunch now - she’s going to this thing and Pape can’t/won’t commit to it? Imagine the histrionics. Poor guy.
No. 1450975
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>>1450971>heard it’s best not to go to Philly alone. Where tf does she think she lives? This is nuts.
New beginnings again…but for how long? I bet Pape will just ride this shitstorm out and she’ll come back apologising for being a psycho.
No. 1451003
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I went to PapeRyan's profile and maybe he hasn't logged in in a while, but she's still in his bio. And she's still following him which is the weirdest part to me. Doesn't she usually unfollow and block these Ryans as soon as they break up?
No. 1451201
>>1451198Sure she can drive there by herself, but as a fellow white woman, I would not go walking around Philly alone at night. Daytime though, she would be fine.
Heather also likes to spend long, extended periods of time inside her car, which is pretty dangerous in a metro area like Philly. People who do that in my city get carjacked all the time.
No. 1451385
>>1451201NTA, is it really that bad? I'm living in one of the biggest cities in my country and I've never been afraid to walk around alone in at night. And I never heard of a carjack in my city.
Just asking, in case I will ever be able to visit Philly.
No. 1451410
>>1421281>>1451385 She makes up paranoid excuses not to go anywhere. I've been to Philly alone a ton of times, walked to the bus station after 11pm, even stayed there overnight a few times.
Basic rules apply everywhere you go. Stay aware of your surroundings, walk in well lit areas, don't walk where people can hide if you can, keep your belongings close, ignore the catcallers.
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No. 1451451
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No. 1451462
>>1451385there are parts of Philly I wouldn’t walk around in alone at night
a big event at 23rd and Chestnut is fine, there is zero to worry about
No. 1451472
>>1451451"adult meals"
you know this bitch eats lunchables
No. 1451517
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No. 1451640
>>1451563I have a feeling Heather actually is the one who ends each relationship since she's had a string of walkover men who seemed keen, and men will put up with a lot for sex/companionship.
I think she wants it to be a 100% Heather adoration at all times, and when the guy wants something back in any way she throws in the towel.
No. 1451906
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Back to being a total fucking sap, running to insta to cry about regular grown up boring shit, seeking attention. She needs to give in and become the full blown Karen that she truly is. Picrel.
>>1451563Me neither. She’s a total fucking plank. Part of me thinks they’ll be back on again, she’s just pushing buttons and seeing how much she can get away with.
No. 1451998
>>1451906Maybe stop spending money on antiques/ Sheetz food/ bland clothing/ etc?
She complains about the most preventable things - an adult who claims their life is “lightyears ahead” would have some savings for these situations.
This is beyond dumb, and wasting energy typing out paragraph after paragraph of self pity. Grow up Hag.
No. 1452185
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No. 1452196
>>1452185well, dickbait like this is definitely going to bring all the Ryans to the yard
“mmm, lonely and friendless, eating snacks in the car, looking like a depressed Sunday school teacher, can’t wait to ask her out!”
No. 1452696
>>1452339I think she freaks out, pretends there’s an issue, then dumps them. Simple as that. I couldn’t screen record but after her car rant she said something like
>I’ve got some pretty fucked up personal, spiritual, physical stuff going on Which says to me
>actually I’m making problems where there aren’t any cause I’m a fuck up No. 1452879
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>>1452696Annnnnnd the tits are out.
No. 1452893
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>>1452879fucking shocked. This is her next instastory. It is always the same thing. "I won't give up who I am" Bitch PapeRyan is you in male form! maybe he just wasn't a whiny little bitch.
No. 1452894
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more boyfriend bait
No. 1452897
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Here's another one from tonight she deleted pretty quickly.
No. 1452937
>>1452897Nice catch. I assume this means papey-boy is religious. They were friends for so long, shouldn't she know about this?
>>1452879What is up with her mouth in this?
No. 1452997
So we’re gonna loosely imply Pape is not a good person, that he made her feel “not worthy of love or a real relationship” and more, a little over two weeks after he was your “light in the darkness”?
>>1439510>Always calming, always kind, patient, gentle, silly, someone I can finally trust and believe in>You make me feel safeYeah, nothing strange there. If I had to guess I’d say it was over sex/modesty since those are things she’s gotten indignant about in the past. You’d think she’d know he was Christian and that his religious beliefs would make them pretty incompatible from the start, but I guess he was nice and she was desperate. She went full euphoric wiccan (or whatever) over something. and here we are.
No. 1456099
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No. 1456166
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>>1456099This fucking idiot. Honestly, I just cannot with her. She did the ‘looking back at old photos’ snooze fest last night. Counting down to the inevitable boudoir shoot, but, before that, we have this disaster…
No. 1458222
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No. 1458863
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heather vs. other instagram.
No. 1459029
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No. 1459030
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No. 1460747
>>1460635she is such an incel
not even a femcel, she’s just an incel with a vagina
No. 1460888
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same old thing
No. 1461105
>>1460888this is the best way to attract a new Ryan
desperate is just sooooo hot
No. 1461596
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eat your heart out spooky boys
No. 1461617
>>1461596Heather - just . . . Seriously, do something different.
Pape dumping her must’ve been a true shock - considering how much he tried. Probably actually liked her a little, before her usual self sabotaging. She’s dropped her hobbies/ persona again out of petty spite and just whines into the void daily.
Go hang with your mom - and apologize for being a 30+ year old burden. There’s a good start.
No. 1462653
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kek ok Heather
No. 1463088
>>1462653those eyeglasses are so much better than her current monstrosities
that said, nothing is more attractive than complete rigidity and refusal to change or compromise in any way, the Ryans are just going to flock to this enticing bait
No. 1463586
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How many times a year does she post these throwback photos? She has to prove she was goth.
No. 1463961
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Can't wait to see this modern-rustic-fresh-old-geometric-girly-Victorian-creepy-gold-farmhouse room makeover.
No. 1464087
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Heather: I won't ever give up my passions for a man! You have to accept me for who I am.
Also Heather: pic rel
No. 1464096
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No. 1464237
>>1464139She seemed fairly happy to be on little coffee/dessert dates with PapeRyan, but it's definitely clear that she would rather eat Sheetz in her car than go to a restaurant. I can't wrap my head around it. Could she be on the autism spectrum or something, to have this kind of inflexible fixation on only ever doing the same three things?
Also, do we know if she's actually been diagnosed with ADHD? Because she could be getting treatment, either pharmaceutical or in the form of learning coping techniques, etc. I want her to help herself.
No. 1464246
>>1464237I don't know if the ADHD has been confirmed, but she always claims she has only watched one movie in the last ~5 years because of it.
I doubt she's getting help for her ADHD if it is real. This is the same girl who avoids therapists because "they want to change her".
No. 1466785
>>1466630Gonna try not to blogpost here, because I've worked retail
It's probably a combo of working there, discount, and poor impulse control. IME, being in and out day-to-day and handling product can infect you with the capitalism I-Need-This bug pretty fast, and watching people buy things willy-nilly can hyderdrive that. Even working with clothing, which I personally don't care about at all, handling certain products that do catch your eye, day in and day out, it can get really hard not to buy them, especially when you have a daily idea of sale price. And when you're not paying for your rent or cost of living in your parents' house it helps lol, it's a real slap of reality when you start completely paying your own way.
Also working retail you tend to get a bit numb to the sheer amount of merchandise moving through, and things can catch your eye that you wouldn't have paid attention to just wandering through the store once in a while. I found my standards lowering a lot until I was convincing myself to buy the stupidest shit, but I got good at pulling back. With even a small discount it can feel "worth it", but when you have bills to pay it's usually not. It's almost like target fixation (no pun intended), just when something is in front of you for a while and stands out, you tend to subconsciously aim for it.
Anyway I don't know, she seems to spend just as much time and money buying shit antiques anyway. It just seems like she doesn't go into literally any other stores except that and Target. I could see her getting super fixated on items, it's become pretty obvious that she's materialistic beyond any other personality trait.
No. 1466938
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>>1466630>>1466785This isn't even Target though. This is a Hobby Lobby. Which is pretty much just as basic as Target I guess, but she also doesn't get an employee discount there. They just constantly run 20%-50% "sales" on their stuff because it's all very cheaply made and often overpriced to begin with.
No. 1467257
>>1466785It was a rhetorical question, my first job was at target, you don’t need to multi-paragraph splain me how retail works lol.
>>1466938fair enough, the red/white price tags threw me
No. 1475604
>>14737271. She definitely doesn't know. Do you think she pays attention to anything besides when the next Taylor Swift album comes out?
2. Even if she knew, she would probably ignore it out of convenience. I don't think this girl has a single strong conviction about anything (except that she's owed the big-tiddy goth bf of her dreams).
No. 1480126
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"It's so flattering!"
Bitch where?
No. 1480423
>>1480271That guy did her a favour, although this story sounds… embellished, if not totally fake. What kind of retail person refuses to make a sale based on their own personal taste?
Also I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what a panic attack actually is.
No. 1480948
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She is terrible at picking glasses that actually suit her face. These do not look good on her at all.
No. 1481572
>>1480126She's quickly morphing into a Karen. Feels appropriate given her behaviors.
>>1480948>aren't as nice or flattering as my current pairHoney, no. Her current pair are hideous and unflattering.
>made me feel bad for wanting something fashionableAgain, no. These are hideous in all ways. Dude was trying to do her a favor if he recommended another pair. I don't get why she thinks these super thick cat eye glasses look good on her.
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No. 1486075
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>>1485809As a refresher, this is the dude she's referring to
No. 1486345
>>1486314They dated for around two months and were long-ish distance. Iirc they they only met up one day a week. When he dumped her she posted a crying rant saying she would never love again. I remember thinking how dramatic her reaction was to such a short relationship, considering how little time they actually spent together in person. And the relationship was like two years ago, and she still keeps this picture because she thought it looked like it could be his baby? That's not how you get over someone, it's like she doesn't even try. But such dramatics are on brand for Heather Indoors.
>>1486330He is impeccably ugly.
No. 1486363
>>1486345So basically they hung out 8-10 times and she was already imagining what their baby would look like. Got it. Cool.
Also, saying Clay was the last guy she "truly" loved? Why does she tell all these other guys she loves them as soon as they agree to a second date, in that case?
No. 1486407
>>1486396if that’s true that’s really unfortunate. Instead of giving up on Ryan Z and moving on with a clear head she just transferred her obsession to someone else. She’s not gonna learn.
samefag as
>>1486330 if it matters
No. 1488921
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I thought some dude took her on a date and she was showing us. Nope. That dude is her. Yikes.
No. 1489512
>>1489493I can't tell if this is in defense of Ashley, the furfag(?) who uploaded a video compilation intended to upset Heather and then linked it in the thread, and subsequently threatened
her with a lolsuit and silenced her for complaining about the bully video, but maybe not someone you should be supporting regardless, unless you are said furfag.
No. 1489871
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No. 1490056
>>1489512I think
nonnie is just saying lolcow isn't a hivemind and she'll use whatever pronouns she wants to
No. 1490070
>>1490049Compromise? I think you mean
abuse.
No. 1490086
>>1490049>she would never have to give up her stupid boring hobbies to have a relationship, she would just have to do some things her partner liked to do as wellLiterally, she in fact expects her boyfriend to abandon all his hobbies in favour of hers, like the smidgen of self reflection needed for her to see the thing she's so afraid of happening
she actually does/insists of with every guy
Like if giving up your hobbies and lifestyle is such a terrible thing why would you immediately demand it of others?
No. 1490904
>>1489871She definitely sent this question to herself so she could post the caption and pretend that someone actually cares to hear this broken record. God she's so insufferable with the constant pining for asspats and validation.
No one wants to interact with such a miserable and self absorbed woman who wallows in self pity like pigs to mud. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if her own inner monologue is trying to find a way out of association with her.
No. 1496544
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Didn't she already have covid, went out anyways and now she's having symptoms again but her shitty little trip still has to happen? Dense mf, you really shouldn't travel even with just a cold when it's the goddamn pandemic.
No. 1496709
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I try to not judge her spending because it's not my money but who the fuck spends $45 on three photos? Each photo was $15. How will she ever move out? 1/2 to show the price tag.
No. 1496712
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price tag
No. 1497635
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This whole post is just…cringe.
Bloody picture?
Cemetery, dinner, her talking for hours about herself.
Antiquing…which is more than likely her doing.
Pretty sure it's not because you're interesting, Heather. Already foresee dude just trying to get laid and bouncing. Just curious if getting laid is enough of a reward for putting up with her narcissistic rambling.
No. 1497873
>>1497635>he gifted me a Polaroid art piece with his own blood on ituh, what
>we went to a cemetery>we went to dinner and talked about me>we're going antiquing tomorrow>me me me me meI'm already exhausted
No. 1497921
>>1497635This is like two teenage goths dating with those "gifts."
Good luck as always, Heather. She's dated so many suitable-for-her nerdy weirdos then dumped them the first time they said no to a date idea, so gonna just assume it will happen again.
iirc she doesn't actually sleep with them. Maybe she just loves the lovebombing early dating stage and hates all the other stages so she just does that over and over. She seems smart enough to be aware of her patterns, it must be intentional at this point.
No. 1498322
>>1496709>>1496712Tbh her spending would be whatever if she wasn't literally hording overpriced antiques and target clearance clothing in her free room at mommy's house. Meanwhile all her shit from the first horde is left to rot at the storage unit for years now. It's pretty obvious she's trying to fill the void with material objects, even going as far to assign them names and personalities sometimes.
She's not even very good at antiquing. It's easy to find photos like this at flea markets for a few bucks a piece.
No. 1499905
>>1499141Nah - it’s her usual MO. She has no legit interests of her own. She’ll always re-mold her (lack of) personality to suit whatever man she’s trying to impress - or compete with other women.
She can’t enjoy photography as a general hobby - would make her less ‘unique’ in her mind to the ‘spooky’ boys. Getting older and being this obsessed with having an obvious character persona is pretty sad and pathetic.
Wonder if she has any genuine interests at this point - or if she’s just adamant about finding the right character trope to live out her mental narrative.
No. 1500349
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No. 1502302
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Lmao I just remembered I had this ss from a couple days ago. 32 years old and just now discovering how to iron clothes.
No. 1502750
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First glimpse of the newest Ryan in her stories.
No. 1503802
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Of course all of her "biggest flaws" are things that are either completely out of her control (scars, past, how others perceive her) or are relatively minor and manageable (a bit of extra weight). She really is completely blind to her actual issues.
No. 1503879
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On her way back to Gettysburg again already.
No. 1504780
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A glimpse of the new Ryan. What are we calling this one?
No. 1504899
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Which "the one" are we on now? 5?
How does she get this serious this quickly. Like…wut.
No. 1504901
>>1504780I say bloodRyan
>>1504876we said the same thing for the last one before it dissolved a week later
I think we all just want her to stabilize, but she's incapable without some kind of therapy which she will reject every time
No. 1504908
>>1504899Her last two (as in this one and that other guy) have seemed genuinely happy with her in their photos so I guess
that is progress if nothing else. It suggests she's chilled out a bit more and is becoming better company, perhaps.
No. 1504914
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No. 1504926
>>1504914part of me wants to know if he's crazier than her, this'll be interesting
maybe they're truly a match made in heaven
No. 1504958
>>1504780>>1504899Definitely one of the uglier Ryans, but hey, they seem happy together I guess? If the dude gifted her his blood on the first date and is already posting cringe like
>>1504914 it might actually be meant to be. kek
No. 1505488
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>>1504780I just see this guy
No. 1506640
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Heather, is that you?! Lol
No. 1507956
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Lmao yes Heather, go move in with your boyfriend you literally just met.
No. 1508276
>>1507956as much as I want her to succeed, go where and do
what heather? surely you have greater aspirations than Target, and moving will mean you have to start paying rent, you know
not to mention leaving that storage unit full of shit behind
you really need to sit down and start selling your shit
No. 1508756
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Already deleted. Not sure who she's talking about "chasing clout". I've noticed she goes through this pattern of wanting to throw away her hobbies and become a "normie" when she's single. And then as soon as she finds a boy who likes her, she's all of a sudden proud of them.
No. 1509505
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It doesn't matter how "happy" she is. Her husband lives in her head rent free.
No. 1510814
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so romantic
No. 1510950
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BloodRyan's name is Dustin.
When she said she wanted a spooky boy, I didn't realize that she meant she wanted to date someone who literally looks like one of the Munsters.
No. 1511404
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>>1510950I’m dead! This isn’t a dog against him, but he just does! Like Lurch’s offspring.
Heathers not a looker but there’s plain and then there’s that.
No. 1511405
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>>1511404Bring me brains. Ahhahooo
All he needs is a bolt through his head.
No. 1511878
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No. 1511879
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Heather is making a move to be with BloodRyan very soon.
No. 1512078
>>1511879Dude looks like a woman beater, is setting off red flags with the blood gifts, and heather wants to isolate herself from her family with him.
Wasn't a big aspect of her divorce gofundme "I'm away from my family because he isolated me. Plz donate so I can escape"? This is going to end in tears.
No. 1512206
File: 1650984309374.jpg (148.41 KB, 720x1122, Screenshot_20220426-090447_Ins…)
>>1512078>>1512118But nonnies they are in love! What could possibly go wrong??
No. 1512237
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kek why did he use a pic of Heather looking like Nigel Thornberry?
No. 1512289
>>1512206I mean - the Munsters house vibes.
He’s taking her to meet Grandpapa in the basement & he does look like Lurch for those getting offended on his behalf.
No. 1512291
>>1512237Imagine how that convo went -
Heather - oooh what about here? Take a pic of me yeah here…
Lurch - Okay.
Heather - remember to tag me on your stories
Lurch - Okay
Heather - this will be so cute.
Lurch - Yeah
Heather - I’ll smile & look cute k.
Just wait for Heather to post to her stories a similar pic of him - something along the lines of “I’ve waited my whole life for you & there you were, my light in the darkness. I knew my dark Prince was out there, someone who loved the same weird things as me & be a soulmate for this lonely misunderstood Queen. We will overcome anything together.”
No. 1512296
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>>1512291She kind of already did, kek.
No. 1512449
>>1512206#gothiclove
God, she's so cringy.
I hope Lurch knows that an "I love you" from Heather means absolutely nothing. She probably even says it to the mailman since he's the only guy who keeps coming back.
No. 1512749
File: 1651029580119.png (5.66 MB, 1242x2208, 1BF6CF0E-3C9F-45D7-962D-6B29E1…)
She looks 100 years old
No. 1513153
>>1512206this is fucking amazing
I want them to get married in an abandoned church with Heather’s creepy dolls as her bridesmaids
No. 1513370
>>1512749It's absolutely fucking hilarious to me that she is posting stories of melodramatic love songs over pictures of
herself.
No. 1514401
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No. 1514502
>>1514448>>1514453*they're
Also the bolts should be in his neck, he's not Shrek lmao.
Otherwise, excellent work.
No. 1514519
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>>1514502revision always strive to be better
No. 1516711
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Applying for a job in Gettysburg, maybe?
No. 1516979
>>1516711god I want it to NOT be target, please be somewhere different
>>1516936>21 days agojesus is she in manic mode or what
also, do we know if she's moving IN with bloodryan or just finding a place to live? I dunno what the rent prices look like in Gettysburg but I don't feel like a Target transfer would cut it
also good to know she's just abandoning the storage unit lmao
No. 1517871
File: 1651513616499.jpg (147.08 KB, 720x1280, 5pnUGlYXcu_exported_0.jpg)
Trying to seem dark for her black metal boyfriend. Not sure if she knows what an incubus is. I wouldn't personally describe getting raped by a demon as "pretty cool" but to each their own.
No. 1517970
>>1517871get your own personality Heather instead of changing for every guy you meet.
I knew a girl like this who would change her whole identity for each dude she got into a relationship with - was adamant she didn’t want kids & was super into witchy/demonic things & then met a vanilla type guy & it was I want kids & shopping for floral dress’ (this was in a few weeks of each breakup) my point is it’s not real & her saying this with an incubus to seem edgy to impress Lurch is embarrassing. As anon said a demon that rapes you (did anyone see that movie The Entity??) Heather has a lot of problems, Lurch sounds like he’s a wannabe vamp boy with the blood rituals & is into probably some weird fetish kink sex where he probably dresses up as a fang boy with the leather straps & all black eye contacts & likes women to melt candle wax on his pale & unseemly torso while chewing the air shouting Brains (okay maybe not that last part but the rest… I’m sorry for the visuals) Heather probably dresses up as a naughty nun chasing him around the room with a plastic crucifix screaming “be gone demon” she thinks an incubus is a kinda cool nightmare, translate to she doesn’t actually know what is it & showcasing when hobbies & persona is hollow.
No. 1518211
>>1517538target salary though, eugh
like legit heather, I want better for you but you have to actually want it too
>>1517709yeah, this might just her waxing poetic for the 10000th time, I'll believe it when I see moving boxes and her hemming and hawing over deciding what pictures of dead people she doesn't know to bring
then it'll be a countdown of
>brought here on lies, trapped here in gettysburg, woe woe No. 1519460
File: 1651683184455.jpg (75.92 KB, 720x1280, 75yfr1MT2m_exported_133.jpg)
Lurch posted this today. Wonder how long before we have to move these two over to the 'Trve Vikings Only' thread.
No. 1519593
>>1519493And on things today that didn’t happen….
a) how did you find the thread?
b) you just happened find someone else that slept with her?
No. 1519781
File: 1651702784446.png (4.27 MB, 750x1334, E6D5DFBF-6F9F-400C-85DC-7889C7…)
She’s already deleted the story that basically said she’s so burnt out from working non-stop that it’s time for her to become self-employed. She also blames her weight gain on work related stress.
Basically she’s quitting her job - her only source of regular income - and planning to move. Amazing.
Here’s the second part of the story…
No. 1519787
File: 1651702915858.jpg (346.29 KB, 720x1262, Screenshot_20220504-165311_Ins…)
Poor Heather can't handle the stress of a 40-hour work week and having hobbies.
No. 1519824
>>1519787>self employedThe fuck does she plan to do for income? Retry her failed youtube? Become a photographer for hire and take critique professionally? Mythical OF saga feat. her terrible cleavage?
Cue eventual paragraph on paragraph of “no one will hire me cause i’m too weird and spooky!!”
No. 1521477
>>1519787Being self-employed is often
more work than just having a retail job, but whatever you say, Heather.
No. 1521559
>>1521555I'm assuming that was part of her whining when Adam did her taxes and she got no money from it, and she threw a hissy fit because she thought she would get money if she did everything herself.
… because she was self employed the previous year, and wasn't paying taxes on her income all year round.
No. 1522434
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Someone sends her a wholly positive message and she still can't resist proclaiming "YOU SAID I WOULD NEVER FIND ANYONE BUT YOU'RE WRONG, HATERS!!!!" at the end of her reply. Relax, girl.
Didn't she say all this same stuff about PapeRyan, by the way? We saw how long that lasted.
No. 1522477
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Posting again to add some tinfoil: Lurch has been posting Instagram stories heavily featuring music from artists like Death in June and Der Blutharsch. These are both known neo-facist bands, in some cases banned from performing in certain cities and recognized by the Southern Poverty Law Centre as "white power music." The singer of one of these groups recently died and Lurch posted a story saying RIP (picrel) so it's hard to imagine he's just a casual listener and doesn't know anything about the band itself. We also know he loves Norwegian Black Metal (and posted about his 4% Norwegian ancestry). Many bands in that genre are famously white supremacist and violently homophobic.
Nonnies… I think Lurch might be a neo-facist.
No. 1522565
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No. 1522922
>>1522434>sloppy cutielmao what is this even supposed to mean?
>>1522477No wonder he's trying to make heather his lil trad wife. Heather must be seeing all this as a true gentlemen spooky boy here to rescue her from the haturz and mend her broken heart. Instead he's your typical backwoods, inbred looking, white supremacist. kek
No. 1523764
File: 1652090684970.png (5.86 MB, 1596x1740, ryan#53.png)
she's been nonstop lurch posting. Really wonder what the shelf life on this one is going to be.
No. 1524132
>>1523764>>1524016I'm saying 6 to 12 months, he seems to like her personality and that she would do everything for him, even move and stay at home. Guess it won't be easy to get rid of him.
And kek to his outfit, he looks like one of those black metal guys, being able to tell you every little boring detail about Burzum, even every date and every location of every single church they burnt and how long it took til the church caught fire.
No. 1524578
>>1524132Burzum is one guy. He didn't start Burzum as a project until after the church burnings.
You guys know that lots of people like Black Metal and aren't nazis right? Same with bands like Death in June. Douglas P is literally homosexual so many natsocs are put off by him actually. This dude seems like he is likely apolitical and edgy as fuck.
No. 1524687
>>1524593I agree, I'm interested in where this'll go
he's already done weird blood stuff but maybe that's the worst of it, but then again maybe not
No. 1526009
File: 1652298363286.jpg (203.73 KB, 720x1267, Screenshot_20220511-093739_Ins…)
I agree with other anons, I think he's got a lot of cow potential himself, I think he's gonna stay around for longer than average.
No. 1526050
>>1526009I can’t stop laughing at this.
Who posts cringy lyrics like this to a photo of you & your partner kissing? Lurch looks like he’s in his late twenties (27/28) both of them are too old for this teenage angst.
No. 1526144
>>1526009The choice of
never be found as lyrics to attach to a photo of you (awkwardly) kissing a woman you essentially just met in a desolate area, yeah I got some alarm bells ringing
No. 1526307
>>1526285Kek you a Lurch-type simp or something? What an odd topic to in-fight about on a Heather thread. Sit down and breath
nonny - no one cares about what defines black metal. Let’s just sit back and watch Heather suddenly claim in a week how ‘hardcore metal’ she is.
No. 1527622
File: 1652456883918.jpg (322.24 KB, 720x1271, Screenshot_20220513-001210_Ins…)
Incoming mini-rant from Heather last night. She posted it around midnight and deleted early in the morning. I'm saging because it's the same old rant we've heard from her before
No. 1527629
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2/4
No. 1527637
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3/4
No. 1527640
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4/4
No. 1527904
>>1527888sage!
SEE THE EMAIL - TYPE SAGE in there before you post before I take an aneurysm
(just report it and move on) No. 1528286
File: 1652499141177.jpeg (83.19 KB, 640x1137, download.jpeg)
She's back at it. Posting her old high school photos claiming she has always been an outcast. Is this Heather's "happy in a relationship stage" or are things getting rocky and this is the first sign?
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No. 1528347
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>>1528290If she was going for "vintage clown/pierrot" makeup, she finally hit the mark
No. 1528351
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kek here we go
No. 1528658
>>1527629While she seems to have a
victim narrative, I do believe the stuff about her ex is true, he used to lurk and post in these threads years back, and recently his troon degenerate friend made that video of old clips of heather and linked it here.
I don't really believe the rest of her
victim narrative (why would youtube conments call you evil for wearing black and tell you to take pills?) and as someone in the doll community, literally nobody
ever and I mean ever mentions her, like not once over years have I ever seen her name mentioned in a comment or dicussion or even "where did x go" - so if she was getting shit comments it wasn't from the doll community (maybe her ex and some sockpuppet accounts? We've seen this shit before with creepshowart)
So yeah she is a
victim but from that specific man and his degen friends.
No. 1529611
>>1526050He was born in 1994, so you're spot-on, nona.
>>1527640>only one person who's opinion matters nowGod, that's pathetic. She's known this dude for a month, maybe? Everything in her life is secondary to having some dweeb who gives her attention.
Can't wait to see how their full-week vacation together turns out. Taking bets on if spending that much time together
triggers the beginning of the end.
No. 1532809
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She's driving so I bet this new Ryan doesn't have a car..
No. 1533422
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Still breathtakingly bad at fashion, I see.
No. 1536052
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What the fuck is she even talking about.
No. 1536294
>>1536231>darkest place she's ever been in her lifeall her stories currently are about a cemetery shoot and another vintage shop haul, I wonder what that was about
maybe she had a spat with bloodryan or something, god forbid someone has a different opinion
No. 1536310
>>1536294maybe he wanted to watch a movie or go out to dinner
the absolute ABUSE, she’d be traumatized
No. 1537641
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No. 1538469
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Yeah fucking right Heather. The only thing your good at is adding more clutter to your existing clutter and eat shit from gas stations.
No. 1538618
>>1537641Firstly her followers tried to have her committed? How does that work giving her followers are spread all over the world & online… I don’t know where she got the trope people thought she was mentally ill because she likes cemeteries & alternative clothes. Maybe that’s something she’s cooked up to help her deal with reality & not tell people it was because she was violent & assaulted a police officer who was called during one of her manic outbursts or the promiscuity that often goes hand in hand with bipolar.
She struggles with admitting she is a flawed person with mental health issues & possibly an undiagnosed bipolar disorder. That’s why I think she regresses back to acting much younger than she is in her approach to relationships & the way she talks. She needs professional help, that doesn’t mean throw you in a mental institution & lock the door & throw away the key mentality. Talking therapy to identify your issues & help move on.
No. 1538991
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Girl. No.
No. 1539338
File: 1653487674974.jpg (1.25 MB, 1800x1800, Collage 2022-05-25 10_07_12.jp…)
That lasted all of 24 hours. Think it might be a new record.
No. 1539527
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>>1539519she’s the queen of the desert
No. 1539538
File: 1653502056062.jpeg (221.31 KB, 1124x1308, F668E86C-AC40-40D5-A472-3ABAC3…)
Heather in 20 years still posting the same thirst traps
No. 1539541
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>>1539538What Heather thinks she looks like
No. 1539547
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>>1539541If they were an Instagram travel couple
No. 1539549
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>>1539547If Heather & Lurch were one person
(stop with the autistic fan art) No. 1540766
File: 1653572574973.jpg (338.6 KB, 455x833, SmartSelect_20220526-084153_In…)
The outfit
The pose
The facial expression
No. 1541170
File: 1653598978884.jpeg (572.89 KB, 1283x1884, AB604FD1-266C-4220-8B1B-1BB436…)
This dude actually seems really good for heather. I hope he can help her get to where she wants to be!
No. 1541190
>>1541098You're the only one making autistic AF edits. Posting snark on LC while on the toilet =/= living online. Go touch some grass.
>>1541170Cautiously optimistic that they'll be good for each other. She really does need therapy for her cyclic behaviors and persecution complex though if she wants to keep him.
No. 1542095
>>1541543Yeah, we can't forget that she is still unstable as all hell and hasn't done an ounce of self work or gone to therapy ever.
Just because she has a boyfriend doesn't mean she's better. She'll throw tantrums, she'll call disagreements "abuse," she'll flop around helplessly and force him to play saviour over retarded shit.
Then he'll run away and she'll blame her leggings again. We just have to wait.
No. 1542153
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Weighing in on topics she has only the most shallow understanding of. Can someone explain to me why Heather brings up Sharon Tate so often?
No. 1542376
>>1542153she thinks she looks like her.
she doesn’t.
No. 1543531
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Lmao Lurch is going to bring our little prairie goth to see Cradle of Filth.
No. 1545300
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No. 1545341
>>1545300He sounds just like her.
Also why does this look like a webcam pic from 2006 with a crappy sepia filter over it.
Like at least take a decent pic.
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Already deleted. Yikes. Hah
No. 1546054
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Cringy couples stay together I guess 1/2
No. 1546055
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Lurch's version 2/2
No. 1546058
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And big strong woman against the world
No. 1546062
>>1546054>>1546055Can't they text each other? This is so performative.
>>1546058I'm actually proud of her for this. That shit was basically a physical manifestation of her emotional baggage, I hope this helps her grow.
No. 1546115
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While we're uploading cringe pics from the happy couple, here's one from this past weekend that made me wanna barf.
No. 1546206
>>1546115why? Just why? Why is he shirtless & why are they photographing themselves like this?
I know it’s for IG but if you have to ‘prove’ your relationship to the world by doing things like this - it’s not real.
No. 1546293
>>1546206this is so fabulous
they are perfect for each other
I want them to have a hilariously cringe wedding and live sappily ever after
No. 1548358
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>>1547155I'm excited for this phase too.
No. 1548468
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Overworked working part time. Pay check to paycheck with no rent…k
No. 1548723
>>1548468But I’m not like other girls….
When the f where you into plants & owls? Oh yeah when you met your latest squeeze.
No. 1548762
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I thought she was done spending money?
No. 1550575
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They are one and the same(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1551045
File: 1654533158689.png (1.43 MB, 692x1176, Screen Shot 2022-06-06 at 10.3…)
No. 1551095
>>1551045Kek what the fuck does that even mean?
>knowing what I’ve lost>choose this path againThis is on par with women that use the up “Can’t handle me at my worst/ Don’t deserve me at my best” quote as a cope.
No. 1551118
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Girl you aren’t even engaged yet
No. 1551264
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She posted this today too.
No. 1551574
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"Asking for a friend"…yep. Thought you didn't have those, Heather? Already talking marriage with Lurch?
No. 1551901
>>1551264Wait what
>I'm not going to be apart from the love of my life forever>our kitchenBetting she doesn't even know his grandma's first name
No. 1552771
>>1551264holy fuck, history’s first documented Stage 6 Clinger
what a time to be alive
No. 1553263
>>1552771She’s such an attention seeker.
Does anyone know of any good places in Gettysburg… spez’s like her can’t just either keep their personal lives personal, but can’t come out with it outright either. It’s just hint hint wink wink. You are not getting married anytime soon Heather so stop with the freaking dramatics. 50% of the world’s population are coupled up. Being in a relationship isn’t a new thing so why the fuck are you spazzing so hard. Oh yeah creating a false reality cause you can’t just enjoy things, it has to be broadcast all over your socials.
No. 1554276
File: 1654770403690.webm (4.29 MB, 720x1280, Moving in together so we can b…)
Some little clips of Heather being happy and completely deadpanning this announcement about moving in with the "love of her life" and applying for a "dream job" close to him like it has not been only 4 weeks. I can't imagine thinking all these serious things about a guy I met one month ago and completely seriously wanting to move in with them, but I'm glad she's happy and positive for once.
No. 1557182
File: 1654962871284.jpg (116.72 KB, 828x1472, JER8MzLSC2.jpg)
Lurch is a plant guy, confirmed.
No. 1557702
File: 1654988045472.png (8.38 MB, 1125x2436, 729DE633-E3DF-4767-ADC7-B67CDF…)
This is absolutely hilarious to me. Owls, plants, bad music. What a time to be alive.
No. 1557778
>>1557773yeah, he calls himself a musician and he is that type of person.
At a cradle of filth show.
No. 1558311
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>>1557702Do we think the relationship survived the concert?
No. 1558331
>>1558311She basically filmed the entire fucking thing and took a million selfies in the crowd, so I guess she had a good time and all is well.
Of course she's one of those people who will not put their phone down at a show. It always surprises me that people don't realize that both the band and the rest of the audience hate those people who have their phone held up through the whole thing.
No. 1558343
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>>1558311Lmao anon I took a ss of the exact same story because look at that face.
No. 1558376
>>1558331I will casually knock into those people.
OOPS sorry I headbutted your arm? I didn't realize your hand was RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD with a phone camera?
Also she didn't get the jesus is a cunt shirt. :(((
(:((() No. 1562603
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Can she not. And those glasses are terrible.
No. 1562666
>>1562603She's giving all these plants the exact same humidity levels and lighting area. Can't wait to see half of them die in a month. Also I'm pretty sure she has some that are
toxic to the family cat.
No. 1562785
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Goths of Walmart
No. 1565158
File: 1655583037540.webm (3.83 MB, 720x1280, AJMHzyo1Mc.webm)
Appropriate that she looks like she could be his mom, because this is a face only a mother could love.
No. 1568915
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She's so corny!
Never a single mention about plants until LurchRyan came into the picture. She talks so much about being her true self but she's as fake as they come kek
No. 1568970
>>1568915The phrase "plant mom" is making me want to a-log. It's like she's
trying to be cringe.
No. 1568974
File: 1655921285477.jpg (424.17 KB, 720x1312, Screenshot_20220622-140543_Ins…)
Lmao she got the most expensive potting soil possible. The only people I know who use this brand are cannabis growers. What a funny coincidence.
No. 1570867
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>>1570339This is what her room looked like a couple weeks ago I think. I can't remember if she's gotten any more plants since this ss.
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She's really got all her eggs in one basket, huh.
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This isn’t just cringy, it’s straight up weird. And not in the quirky, good way.
No. 1572272
There's nothing wrong with buying plants but it's bizarre to see her get into it so quickly. I think part of the reason she did is because she is a shopping addict
>>1571674Wonder what kind of "big girl" job would interview her. She has no experience or credentials
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>>1574875Lmao she's really out here using undiluted neem oil on her plants. "White residue" sounds like powdery mildew, so I hope she's keeping an eye on the rest of her plants. This is why you quarantine new plants when you bring them home.
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Pack it up ladies, Heather doesn't care about social media anymore.
No. 1578069
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here we gooooo
No. 1578193
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From Lurch's stories.
No. 1579721
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I can not wait for this chapter!
No. 1579749
>>1579746In this
>>1578069 picture her name tag says 'Trainer' so she obviously had some seniority.
No. 1579869
>>1579850What "dream job" actually means is "get any job close enough to Lurch so I can move in and we can be together forever"
how long have they been dating now?
No. 1579889
>>1579871in a corporate store like target, the store merchandising team will get the corporate merchandising plan. for each section and subsection, down to the tables, they’ll have directions on what to put there. if that location doesn’t have a specific item, say a green ditzy floral shirt, they can use their judgement and sub something else. or they can choose to like roll up a sleeve.
if they do a big re-set, they take pictures and send them to district which is sent to corp. it can actually be a good job with mobility to corporate, it just depends on the company and, of course, the merchandiser.
No. 1579972
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Attached is a 50-second video of classic Heather showing everyone how through all of the torture she has risen to be this amazing person. Ain't nobody bringin' her down, kek.
No. 1584974
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>I'll finally be with my amazing sweetheartJust a reminder that this
>>1497635 is the first ever mention of Lurch. They've been dating for three months. A few days prior to that date she was nostalgia-posting about her imaginary child with ClayRyan. A month prior to that date she was with PapeRyan.
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>>1584974Follow-up to this. She thinks they're going to spend their lives together.
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No. 1585831
>>1585757I think he is batshit insane, worse than her. I think it will develop into a
toxic relationship for at least a year.
No. 1586023
>>1585475>>1585476"Really quite regularly guise" when the pics are obvs taken on halloween
>>1585757LurchRyan seems like he might be kinda slow and he has probably never had a girlfriend … so he might just be her simp for a year or longer before he realizes what he's gotten into
No. 1586586
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>>1586325>i don't see it going this way thoughLurch? A simp? It's more likely than you think.
No. 1586651
>>1586360kek, same nona, how else could you classify being oh sew goffiku, rocking out to that Avril Lavigne / Kelly Clarkson / Taylor Swift playlist any way but Karengothcore. I can honestly say I’ve never seen such a thing, but that’s not really a compliment.
>>1586586>Knew my whole world was gonna changeBecause you found someone equally desperate, codependent, and at the same level of arrested development. You don’t fully know shit about a person after 3 months. I’m holding out for the piranha toothed SimpLurchRyan to bring the milk.
No. 1586999
>>1585471This looks like prom or homecoming. The only thing remotely "goffick" about this are the hottopic clearance bin arm warmers. kek
>>1585475>>1585476Like another anon said, obviously halloween? Funny how she only seems to have like maybe 4-5 photos of her dressed "goth" and half of them are a halloween costume.
No. 1587267
>>1587172And then she’ll need to get out of the
abusive relationship and become obsessed with another Ryan, like when she got tired of Adam and became obsessed with Ryan z
No. 1587987
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She's been actively counting down in her stories for two weeks, but she didn't think to book a U-Haul until 3 days before her move.
No. 1588038
>>1587987huge girlboss energy
great look for an up and coming Target star
No. 1588598
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Heather, if you still read this thread, this is NOT healthy. If you love your job and are going to miss your coworkers it’s okay to be sad you’re leaving. But it’s extremely unhealthy to cry for 8 hours straight about moving in with “the love of your life” and starting your “dream career”. You’re supposed to be excited and happy when you do those things, not sad. You might wanna figure out why you’re crying for 8 hours straight instead of being excited, and then work on it…
No. 1588744
>>1588598she hasn’t been crying for 8 hrs straight.
It’s done so Lurch sees it & calls her up/love bombs her ‘aw my sweet baby girl - don’t worry I’ll make it alright’ or ‘sweet baby girl it will all be worth it, if we just hold each other for a while’ him and his very small front teeth & huge Neanderthal jaw.
No. 1588933
>>1588598I think she has a mood disorder and her feelings are not actually related to real life events, if she's otherwise, logically happy about the changes as she seems to be, the 8 hours of crying suggests simply a mood or hormonal disorder she should look into.
However, perhaps she's afraid of these changes and some part of her is like
I just met this dude and he seems a bit crazy - maybe a mix of the two things.
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thoughts?
No. 1589221
>>1589151wow, employee of the month at a Target
a breathtaking honor that even people with actual Down Syndrome achieve on the regular
No. 1589404
>>1589224Yeah it has been made clear that the troon and her ex legitimately have it in for her, they made that shitty video of old clips of heather only recently and linked it here.
lolcow is just a bunch of women gossiping. She should be careful identifying too much about the new job since I bet her ex and his degenerate friends are seething
No. 1589677
>>1589151If this did happen - why would they tell her about it now? Surely they would have had a meeting & told her for her line manager to have addressed it as they were aware of Heathers ex possibly being vindictive. Honestly this feels like an excuse to post another I’m the
victim so she can throw out yet another I’ve got my life together, the internet is not real life (Heather you are a hypocrite given you live on the internet) blah blah blah. You do seek validation by posting every detail of your life out there.
No. 1590990
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Oh boy
No. 1591496
>>1590990>>1591452Gonna say she felt secure and confident enough (((Heather self-sabotage mode))) to tell him about this thread and he ran off with his phone to read all our anonymous bullshit kek
He was gonna find out sometime, but telling him on your moving day/first day is just self-sabotage. Maybe she got cold feet. However I think (based on my feelings alone) that he stands a chance of getting over it and putting it in the past, we'll see.
No. 1591498
>>1591496>>1591452I didn't know what his insta was but he's still in her tagged photos, his insta is still up, the couple photos are still up on his account. I can't see much sign of him on her account however, just one photo.
His stories from the past 12 hours are just two photos of hicksville.
So idk what's going on, hmm.
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the co-dependent train is still well on course … posted 8 hrs ago
No. 1595361
>>1595173“my bets are on” something means it’s a guess
people don’t have proof of guesses
No. 1595403
>>1595173Further up the thread
>>1568479 an anon text posted that she did a live saying she bombed the interview for the position but no caps or archive to back it up. This was before she started claiming that she got the job.
No. 1595513
>>1595361>she straight up said she didn't get the promotionThis statement is what I'm asking for proof of.
>>1595403I'm the anon that originally posted that, in that rant she said the interview went really badly but that isn't the same as saying she didn't get the job. A day or two after that rant she said she got a second interview, so it obviously didn't go as badly as she thought.
No. 1595805
>>1595798>>1595800maybe this anon
>>1591275 was right kek
No. 1596558
>>1595879He will go the way of all the Ryans before him. It must be an unnerving experience to see the pattern of Heather's lovequest spelled out this way if you're a part of it.
Wonder if she's got his hair into that locket yet? You know, the one she bought five Ryans ago and wanted to use on all of them.
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Oh boy
No. 1597546
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>>1597536Absolutely this. I’m kinda hoping it was just some stupid argument and it’ll all be back on again. Maybe he just had a lil freak out.
They are still following each other.
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his insta is gone
No. 1597740
>>1597701Nope it really is gone, checked it on a browser logged out. I think he found the thread, or rather Heather told him about it because she loves to self sabotage
Idk if they were trying to live together but she could stay out there and rent, seems like bumfuck nowhere to my european eyes so I bet rent is cheap
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>>1597740Well, you're wrong. Searching it through the insta app shows me this.
No. 1597991
>>1597512>over the stupidest shit everso not from reading this thread, otherwise it would be
>my evil haters spread lies about me to my boyfriendWonder what happened, I am deadly curious.
No. 1598072
>>1597991Heather can’t ever keep her mouth shut, I’m sure numerous stories are incoming on how
toxic and
abusive he was. She needs to use this as an opportunity to move into her own studio or small 1 bedroom
No. 1598190
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Actual representation of Lurch trying to escape Heather (old photo)
No. 1598220
>>1597512Not that this means anything but her fb still says in a relationship. My guess is they’re going to “work it out” for now, but it’ll be a
toxic on and off again thing, regardless if they continue to live together or not
No. 1598392
>>1598083Honestly, even completely legitimate reasons like "you're crowding me" or "stop stealing my hair while I sleep" would be stupid reasons according to heather. She's unstable and clingy and demanding, and there are plenty of reasons to break up with her.
Having said that, I do agree with the other anons that encouraging her to relocate in order to live with himand then dumping her at work is an absolute dick move, and one she didn't deserve. I hope she gets her ownplace to live and keeps this job.
It's a catch 22 for Heather. Because she refuses to work on herself and adress her problems, the only guys who will put up with her long term are assholes like Lurch, who can't do any better. But those guys are unstable and selfish too, and will only aggreviate the problems she refuses to deal with. She needs therapy, not subpar dick.
No. 1598439
>>1598392>you're crowding me>stop stealing my hair while I sleepFucking KEK.
But if it wasn't the threads, it was probably something like that, related to her disregard for personal boundaries, or uncontrollable emotional outbursts.
The truth is that Hags is probably a nightmare to be around. She's unstable, a screamer and a clinger. But being dumped for erratic behavior is something she'd consider a "bullshit reason."
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Ig story dump, 3 pics, held my finger down so she can't see how many minutes ago from posting I viewed it kek
No. 1598503
It genuinely feels like a lot of us in here were proud of her, she made some pretty big steps toward life changes even if they were for some shit-sucking scrote. Though, I wonder what "some small bs" is? Lurch!Ryan used his own blood to "paint" and "sign" his photography and wrote cringe goffik poetry about being together forever. Was Heather's thread all it took to break them up?
>>1590990,
>>1591424, and
>>1595800 No. 1598558
>>1598083I can't imagine how the thread would make him dump her. Like, it's not full of seriously damaging info or anything scandalous a moid would seethe over. It's 99% anons making fun of her for relatively trivial things he would be aware of already (love bombing, playing the
victim, being annoying about hobbies etc). I mean maybe the laundry list of Ryans could put him off, but surely she's pretty open about her many failed attempts at finding love?
Anyway I feel bad for her, I thought he was on her level and equally cringe.
No. 1598602
>>1598477for the love of god, work on yourself! I would say move out there, get a small place, a roommate, anything man
that seriously is a dick move to kick her out when she wasn't even fully moved in, what the heck could've even prompted that I wonder
No. 1598613
>>1598602I agree, it is a dick move, but at least he did it early before she could even settle in. This definitely could of been a great new start for her to get her own place instead of just moving in with some guy she barely knows. She's once again relying on a man to support her and not supporting herself. Yes, she's working but she's literally repeating the same behavior she did with her marriage. She at least didn't end up in a dead end situation.
I can only imagine what her mother has to say about this
No. 1598643
>>1598613that's true, I don't even know if she got it all out of her car yet lmao
her mom probably hasn't lifted one finger yet, waiting for this to fall apart – who knows what that woman's witnessed these past few years
>>1598615I desperately want her to live independently and figure out how to actually love herself, but is she even capable or responsible enough? I want her to grow damnit HEATHER
No. 1598661
>>1598602apartments are available for $1000 there
that’s so cheap on a full time salary even at Target
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it begins
No. 1598745
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The imaginary haters are already reporting her account because she's sad and homeless. She is always the victim.
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>I've made it to a safe place to sleep
yeah your mums
No. 1598801
>>1598760Yup! The amount of times she rambled about that and possibly going to a woman's shelter when all she did was go home to her mother lol she's repeating the same pattern over and over. She has yet to stand on her own two feet.
Its a Shame, she's always so close yet so far with everything in life
No. 1598823
>>1598770Sucks that she had to leave the monstera, it was a beaut. Praying for her to get her own place and take it back.
>>1598475She used to go on and on about how there was nothing for her in Pittsburgh/the area. She's saying here that she loves her co-workers but she would frequently say in the past she has "no friends" and no one to hang out with, plus the guys on the dating apps for that area were supposedly dead ends. I hope she stays in the new job and finds a place in that area. A fresh start might give her some perspective.
No. 1598880
>>1598814lol I laughed at that way too hard.
She’s masking a lot & I bet deep down she feels pretty stupid for moving so fast & buying all those plants & owls & whatever else (things she didn’t care for before Lurch) she will be maximising this to the extreme. I’m homeless. My dreams have been shattered. We don’t know the full story & from her version of events she didn’t do anything (she never does) I wouldn’t feel to sorry for her yet or blame Lurch as we don’t know what went down.
No. 1599087
>>1598925I don’t feel bad to her at all.
She is 32? I believe. She could have pursued her ‘dream role’ much earlier. She doesn’t need a man in her life to make those choices. She’s incredibly dependent & I believe she has no real desire to move out of her mums house as she doesn’t need to pay rent or utilities meaning more cash in her bank to blow on what she wants. She’s going to throw in the pan for this job she just got & go back home. She won’t say anything for a month or so to let the dust settle as it looks bad she just lasted a week. As others have said, her relationship ended but that doesn’t mean she has to give up her job. She’s just using this as an excuse to go back home & the reality is she didn’t want to leave her old job. She pretended to want this to seem to everyone else she’s doing something ‘big’ & she’s got it in the bag. She’s so insincere instead of sitting down & thinking what she actually wants to do.
No. 1599123
>>1598770A 4 hour commute to work? Staying in a hotel for a short while until you can find a place closer to your dream job? These things might be doable for someone who had money saved up (instead of blowing it on trinkets) or had any motivation to be an independent adult.
1,0000% she gives up and goes back into pod-mode at her mom's, from which she'll immediately begin seeking another host.
No. 1599339
>>1598745>Wah I'm homeless help meDoes she not remember why all her "haters" exist? She did this with her ex husband, scammed thousands of dollars out of people by pretending she had no support network, she'd been left on the street, then she went back to her moms and didn't give any of the money back.
Imagine my shock that BloodRyan is unstable, and heather fucked herself over by becoming dependent on a man who didn't want a moocher girlfriend. BloodRyan's acting like a cunt, but with all the red flags prior to her moving in she got lucky.
I thought he would encourage heather's unhealthy behaviour, but he didn't and he dumped her the moment it became clear? She moved her entire life for him, 3 months after meeting him. She has no friends, doesn't speak to anybody but him, and wants to spend all her free time with him. That is soo unhealthy. I was honestly fearing heather getting into a domestic violence situation.
We only have Heather's side of the story so I don't 100% believe BloodRyan freaked out and dumped her for no reason. She said pretty much the same about her ex when she was cheating on him lmfao.
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Good for her, this new guy straight up looked like the jaws dude from James Bond
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Happy to see this.
No. 1600170
>>1599508this is great, if she can find a place to live she can afford and focuses on her job maybe she can get a promotion or whatever later on and then do even better
plus a new city means new Ryans
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She's dealing with this very maturely, glad to see it
No. 1600787
>>1600710I hate her flippant use of calling herself homeless, but I really wish she uses this opportunity to get herself a place in the new town. Even if she has to have a roommate, maybe that will normalize her from this obsession over Ryans
If I was her mom, I’d cough up the cash for the security deposit and first/last rent to keep her from coming back.
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And she's already changed her mind.
No. 1600942
>>1600912come the fuck on Heather, we were rooting for you. As if any of those things are
valid reasons to give up gainful employment and independence. Being 32 and able bodied means going wherever the money/opportunities are no matter what you may think about it because bills have to be paid and food has to be put on the table. She’s once again looking for excuses to avoid that. What happened to years worth of moaning about how nothing is left for her in her hometown? Now suddenly “everything she loves” is there. Bullshit, the only thing she loves is being a leech and not having to do shit for herself. Ugh. She was so close!
No. 1601150
>>1600912>JUST for my dream jobWhat the fuck is she talking about? If it really is her dream job, moving would be worth it.
As an aside, I'm dying for the tea on the breakup. Come on Heather, give us a good rant, for old time's sake.
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Literally why does almost everyone coddle her? I don't get it. And her excuses to that chick are so damn transparent like wut. More pics to follow.
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Coddlers
No. 1601719
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Not so coddling
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Transparent af. Sorry, I don't know how to add more than one image yet.
No. 1601809
>>1601721WHAT?? this is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've heard from her in a while
she's ALWAYS talking about there's nothing for her back home, about how it's all the same people and the same spots and etc
always going on about how NO ONE wants to see her grow
this is LITERALLY what she wants – fresh space, fresh people, a job she was THRILLED with up to 4 days ago
>my main reason for coming out here is gonewhat about your """dream job""" heather?? your "big girl" job? was that a lie?? are you admitting that ALL YOU DO is chase dick and have no intention of learning how to function independently?
guys I'm going to crack, she makes it so hard not to a-log
No. 1601874
>>1601719Julia hit the nail on the head. But of course heather just goes back to the melodrama and suddenly totally missing all the people she never ever actually even hangs out with?
Guess it's back to mom's house until another Ryan is desperate enough to move her in after a couple weeks.
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I can't help but be pissed, I'm happy she has a support system. I'm glad she can be taken care of. But fuck me if she doesn't present herself as being on the precipice of rock bottom. At thirty she can just continue to depend on people who freely support her. So fucking tragic
No. 1601883
>>1601878I'm with you,
nonnie. This is a clean slate she's in a great location to visit all kinds of amazing places, but she's so focused on being without a man she's just going to call it a day and go home. It makes me so mad.
No. 1601910
>>1601878>I'm homeless and in exile, all alone in the world. I can't wait until I can get some sleep on the weekend.>My mom is paying for a hotel so I don't come back and mooch off her.Fuck off kek, I seriously thought this bitch slept in her car for 3 days. I feel like an idiot for falling for her rock bottom facade.
What is she complaining about? She's got a rent-free roof over her head indefinitely until she gets an apartment or goes home? that sounds like a vacation? She's really over 30 and crying over not being able to do anything by herself, someone has to hold her hand the whole process. Shut the fuck up heather, maybe spend a night in a real homeless shelter for some perspective. Spend one week of your life not dependent on mommy or Ryan.
No. 1601912
>>1601878waitvwait waiit
>because of stupid reasons and having house plantsI thought she only liked plants because he does? They broke up because of the plants?!
No. 1601915
>>1601912My tinfoil is that BloodRyan realised Heather was skinwalking him and it freaked him out. I think he brought the plants up as one of the 50 hobbies she's stolen from him, she missed the point, raged about how that's a "stupid reason" to get cold feet, and how he's "fake" if he doesn't want to involve his gf in everything.
That concert must have been the first warning sign. Where she didn't know any lyrics to her FAVOURITE TEENAGE GOTH BAND and just stood there like a retard staring at
herself on her phone instead of the band.
No. 1602084
>>1601915That sounds right to me. An additional reason may be that he saw her spending so much on plants and not contributing to their shared income. Some of those plants were expensive, and seeing her throw money away on a new obsession while she had no cash to her name is enough to give anyone cold feet.
Doesn't justify how he treated her though.
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Lmao what is this picture
No. 1602460
>>1602128My current tinfoil, due to the lack of sperging on her part, and she mentioned she doesn't wanna run into him or his family in stories, is she moved in with him and his mom and his mom
really hated her, which makes sense since boymoms are famed for being overprotective.
So ryanmom made a silly argument about the plants or whatever, but it was enough for Heather to realize it wasn't much better than at home, where she lives with her mom who actually likes her (I assume)
Also any relationship that breaks up that easy was never gonna be a marriage. I'm fascinated how (comparitively, ref the crying livestreams she used to do) unbothered Heather is about this, maybe she has matured for real.
No. 1602486
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Ah yes, that place that held nothing for her is now everything that she needed. Hallmark, you did it again you sons of bitches.
No. 1602577
first date - 4/10
>>1497635 >>1510814“Pittsburgh is too
toxic, I’m moving to Gettysburg!” - 4/26
>>1511879"the biggest interview of my life!” - 5/1
>>1516711“I’m a plant mom! plants are my passion!” - 6/3
>>1548358“hey guys is it expensive to get married in Gettysburg? asking for a friend!” - 6/6
>>1551574“we’re moving in together! muh dream job” - 6/9
>>1554276“muh new life” “we’re spending our lives together” - 7/10
>>1584974 >>1585352moved to Gettysburg - 7/17
>>1587987“I’ve made a huge mistake” - 7/18
>>1590990EXILED - 7/25
>>1597512“Gettysburg is too
toxic, I’m moving to Pittsburgh” - 7/26
>>1598473 “Pittsburg is too
toxic, I’m staying in Gettysburg” - 7/27
>>1599508“Gettysburg is too
toxic, I’m moving to Pittsburgh” - 7/28
>>1600912what a fucking whirlwind, kek
No. 1602619
>>1602486>damn it feels good to wake up in my own bed todayThat's because growing and changing is uncomfortable. She isn't even giving herself a chance.
>I know there will be more [opportunities] and I'll be confident enough to go for themThe only reason she went for this job is because she wanted to move in with Lurch. She wouldn't have even SEEN the job posting if she wasn't angling hard to become his shotgun wifey. She has no motivation to do anything if there isn't a Ryan waving from the finish line.
No. 1602697
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I am a plant anon and though I am aware this is not milk, I can't resist. The philodendron pink princess WAS rare and expensive, but a massive tropical plant producer (Costa Farms) did a big tissue culture release and now they're everywhere. Additionally, because they used to have a high price tag, people started propagating them for resale like crazy. Prices are only getting lower due to market saturation. Additionally, the photos she posted show plants with very little pink variegation and therefore are probably a rip-off. It drives me crazy how she tries to act knowledgable on a hobby which she's only been interested in for about ten minutes.
No. 1602768
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This dumb bitch. No way in hell Target would promote her for anything ever again after quitting this after 4 days.
No. 1602866
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She is giving me mental whiplash today. She posted this story about going to a house showing right after she said she's going to quit her new job. Wtf is going on in her head?
No. 1602971
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Who dirty deleted lmao
No. 1603197
>>1602866This is just nuts.
My new team love me & I’ve changed their whole work lives after 4 days… I’m going to have to quit.
I’m going to view a house in an area where I won’t be staying…. as I am quitting my better paid, better position as all I want in life is to mooch off some man & not have to really do anything. I just want to spend my income on antiques & junk. I talk about starting my own Etsy store, or local market stall or an Only Fans. I talk so much about all the things I want to do but never actually pursue as it’s all a smoke screen & deep down I just want to do nothing & live off other people. I’m a selfish self absorbed bitch basically and it’s everyone else’s fault as I’m so nice & friendly & all I want is the best for people & yet I get treated so bad by everyone. No one likes me. I’m an outcast. Here’s a photo when I was a goth at 15 to prove I’ve always been an outcast. I’m deleting all my dating apps. But I’ve found the one a week later after I said that so just take no notice. We’re going to get married & I am so excited about my future. I hate Pittsburg. There’s nothing here for me. I love Pittsburg. It’s my home & my safe place. I should have never left. I am just going to get rid of all my hobbies to find love. Wait an hour later why should I change for anyone? I have accepted I will be alone forever. I have no money. I have no friends but I’m also not willing to put in the effort to obtain friends. I just want people to come to me & put in all the effort with me but I do nothing in return. Heathers world.
No. 1603231
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>>1601915>>1602084Here's another ss from last night. I think you nonnies you right about the sudden plant obsession scaring him off.
No. 1603240
>>1603231“Plant mommy”?? Is she going to take her monstera to visit cemeteries now, lol?
I think Lurch was right though, she is trying to fill a void. First it was kawaii crap, then it was spoopy antique dolls, now it’s expensive plants. You are allowed to have more than one interest at a time, you know…
(I’m intrigued to know what the other reasons for the dumping were, though…)
No. 1603270
>>1603260Yeah, she doesn’t have a personality, she just has these weird identities she constructs around whatever thing she’s obsessed with that day - plant mommy, goth girl, whatever. She is empty and devoid of any sense of self.
Textbook BPD drama queen.
No. 1603274
>>1602486I’m assuming by ‘opportunities’ she means ryans, and by ‘my goals’ she also means ryans. Because she seems totally fine with letting everything else she supposedly cares about go but oh boohoo the man didn’t work out, dreams cancelled.
>>1603240Have we heard anything about the dolls and cemeteries in a while? She’s so weird.
No. 1603583
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>losing my career
Bitch, you're quitting. You're not 'losing your career,' you're abandoning it without even pretending to put up a fight.
No. 1603666
>>1603583She doesn’t
have to quit anything, she is choosing not to try and it’s tragic how hard she’s working to justify it to herself. Yeah I guess there’ll be other opportunities to move out of your mom’s house, grown-ass woman, but if you actually wanted independence and a real adult life you would be chasing it. This is getting sad. A spooky boy really is the only thing she cares about and the only thing she’ll make an effort for.
No. 1603707
>>1603583oh, grow up, you are 30+, you are an adult woman, it's not that hard to find a flat and if you take one that's a little bit too expensive in the beginning, you can always downgrade. Honestly, next month we will read "there is nothing left for me, no one wants me, I have no career, nothing out there to explore", it's the same bullshit over and over again.
No. 1603786
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No. 1603864
>>1603786>>1603231Something isn't adding up here, mister "here's a polaroid of me with my blood on it on our first date" has a problem with plants?
He never knew she was obsessive about her interests until now when it's all over her profiles?
Sometimes I wish these cows livestreamed their shit since whatever actually did go down must've been interesting
No. 1603913
>>1603231>>1603786BloodRyan is a plant guy
>>1557182 so this excuse doesn’t hold up.
also
>a month into the relationship>less than a week into living together>DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? No. 1603988
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>>1603841Nona, you're more right than you know.
No. 1603992
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Also, the "dream career" is now "this stupid job," which, according to
>>1603786, they're apparently going to kidnap/imprison her at forever by not accepting her resignation.
No. 1604015
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Maybe it's not the hobbies, Heather
No. 1604087
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To be fair I feel for her on this one. Not to blogpost but I have astigmatism (I think she’s mentioned she does too) and it really is very difficult to drive through a town/city when it’s raining, especially at night. All the lights make it so you literally can’t see the lines on the road. When I first started driving I also drove into oncoming traffic because of this. That shit is terrifying and after years I still get nervous when I’m driving at night and it’s storming. Heather if you read this don’t beat yourself up too bad. It’s terrifying and dangerous but is what it is so you have to learn how to compensate and make sure it never happens again.
No. 1604131
>>1603913She's definitely downplaying the reasons for the breakup. I'm not saying he's the sanest, but he seems to have noticed a couple of Hags' red flags. The "filling the void" comment was pretty accurate. Of course she's going to purposefully misinterpret that and make it about her hobbies.
Also, after a week of cohabitating, he probably realized that her conversation goes something like this:
>DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?>Are you mad at me?>Do you hate me?>Why are you paying attention to the movie and not me?>Do you still love me?>Are you mad at me?>Do you hate me?… and then he noped out.
No. 1604150
>>1604145well Heather’s only alternative is to force someone else to drive, even during a blizzard, then lose her shit when that person crashes the car. only bad friends drive you around and then have the nerve to crash in a blizzard.
also, bad eye nonas, please stop driving
No. 1604237
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Looking for a “plant daddy” now instead of a spooky boy.
No. 1604818
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No. 1604821
>>1604803You're right, and this post pretty much proves it
>>1604818"work out some miracle to stay in the area longer", like could she be any less subtle
No. 1604876
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And…now she's back to looking for apartments in the area. Jfc just make up your mind. Nobody else is going to do it for you.
Is it just me or does this feel like she's leading up to another gofundme push along the lines of "I found this perfect place but I need this much and I only have this much blahblahblah"?
No. 1605166
>>1604880Could just be her histrionics, but the fact that she was saying she had nowhere to go makes me wonder if her mom was really fed up and hoping she’d be moving out for good this time.
>>1605127anon can you raise both arms and smile for me please
No. 1605657
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Complete whiplash, but then the cycle repeats
No. 1605661
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She's cringe
No. 1605760
>>1605680No, him dumping her and having the option grow was the best thing n she’s gonna throw it away
>>1605685It’s because she does it like a grandma
No. 1605839
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20+ houseplants?!
No. 1606155
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Oh hey, we're back here. Alone other than that giant built in familial safety net she has.
No. 1606180
>>1606172But she’s a
victim…
Always the
victim. Messages are open aswell for the concerned DM’s.
She can’t do anything for herself. Always dependant on others to improve her life.
If you never help yourself in this life, expect people to shun you. No one likes a martyr.
No. 1606259
>>1605839I can't believe this is a serious ISO and not a joke.
"Hi looking to move into your home with 20+ plants, I'm totally normal and won't crowd your space."
Also I said it before, Lurch is a dumbass and an asshole for letting her move in after a few months and then throwing her out even faster. But that isn't to say they aren't both stupid as hell. She really did meet someone just as inept in relationships.
No. 1606260
>>1606250Yeah she keeps saying "the love of my life dumped me for a really stupid reason", but she won't say what it is. She overshares everything else, which makes me think she's glossing over whatever happened because it wouldn't portray her as the sympathetic
victim she's playing now. That makes me think he discovered something about her or she did something fucked up.
No. 1606280
>>1606237May I add she’s 32. Not 30.
She’s a man baby. She doesn’t want to help herself. Let’s not blame special needs Ed Lurch for all of it. Heather has a massive track record for chasing away anyone half suited to her. She’s a basket case. She didn’t like plants before Lurch.
She describes herself as a big titty goth plant mummy. I’d rather remain single af.
Big immature baby woman imposter syndrome more like.
No. 1607185
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Super dark video and darker as it went on. Tried to brighten it up a bit.
>I want everybody to fucking like me.
>Saturday might be my last day of work.
No. 1608062
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Is it too early to hope that she just might be finally moving in the right direction? Kinda sorta, anyway.
No. 1608709
>>1608062She won’t take it
She’ll see how much she needs to spend on rent & utilities & rent for the parking space & she’ll just back to her mothers place.
No. 1609512
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She hasn't signed the lease yet but it's looking good for Heather, ugly moid 0 heather 1