/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

I don’t know how relevant this is to the Personal Lolcow thread, but since there are a lot of e-famous international cosplay whores here, I thought I would give it a try. This girl is Lolly Vômito (Lolly Puke) and she got e-famous for her spicy opinions and dressing like a demented weeaboo goblin. Her real name is Heloisa Canabarro. She got mentioned on the Brasil thread on /ot/ but people over there are too lazy to milk her, and since the self hating trad thot wave just hit the jungle, a lot of people over there were shilling her and derailing the discussion. The only thing we agreed on is that you guys would milk her way better than we ever could. Sigh.
Made a 4 minute vídeo on how her family wouldn’t bother to buy toilet paper, so she cleaned her ass on towels and watch [sic] as they formed “shiny brown truffles” on it. Sometimes it wouldn’t even be her own towel. Also claimed to wipe her ass on other people’s clothes without them knowing.
After her mother found her Youtube channel she made a video crying, because she yelled at her about going to college with rabbit ears and make up and a kiddie bag. Called her a lunatic, said she dressed like a clown. She kept posting after that. (Pic related 1)
Dated a r9k robot, MLP fan for a while and made a tattoo for him on her hand only to get it covered with a cross after they broke up and made up several times.
Did cocaine for a while “only to act like models such as Kate Moss”
Would live alone by herself with her father’s allowance money (she was 19 at the time) and never learned how to cook. Her house looked like pic related 2, 3 and 4.
Was into age play for a while and would wear diapers and suck on binkies.
Admitted to being a nazi when she was younger, but later said she only was into that because she liked seing piles of dead bodies.
Made a video crying and yelling because a guy catcalled her on the street and she yelled “sexist” back at him. She was yelling in the middle of the street about how her mother treats her badly and about how much she hates men. Made another video that went viral because she yelled “SEXIST” at a guy who said good evening to her. Later she deleted the video and said she’s not a feminist anymore because all feminists are ugly hairy whores.
Used a law for trannies to have her legally recognized on all brazilian territory as Lolly Puke. She now has an ID with that name, although she did not change her name legally. For example, all college perPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>790546
Fuck, forgot to add the > arrows. My mistake, anons.
Also, I forgot to add she tattoos herself at home with expired ink on the bathroom floor, and she actually has "poop' tattooed on her thigh.
She gathered a fanbase when she was woke and a feminist, but it’s all mostly normcore people who only watches her occasionally so they don’t know about all her milk. The latest milk is that her fanbase is made of SJWs, and her latest video pissed most of them off causing people to cancel her and call her stupid and all that.
In the video she says she believes poor people are only poor because they are lazy and don’t want to make any effort, she says that she thinks most leftists are spoiled and ugly, she defends that schools have obligatory religion classes because she thinks catholicism is very chic and should be imposed by the government.
She also said all the family values were ruined because now men don’t want to work and provide for the family, they don’t want to get married anymore, and the best part: family values are ruined because “women don’t want to be mothers and are choosing to be lesbians instead”.
So all her fanbase is giving her hell for being a tradthot and acting unwoke.

>>790547
>>790546
I wish she gets a more serious thread here. I'm br but don't use any social media, so I can't really keep up with her antics. She's legit crazy imo. Completely shameless, refers to herself as the goddess of anal, does stick and poke on herself with pen ink (and has a video tutorial about it)

I legit think she's autistic or at least low IQ.

>>790547
this cracked me up, why tf she got her g-string on backwards lmao.

>>788995
can you elaborate on her "mental illness"? she looks like every other ugly weird art fatty judging by her instagram alone.

>>790325
Apparently, she was really shitty at the game she was playing. There was one comment that read "At first the bit was funny, but the 40 min mark was painful to watch", so she was probably also more cringy/unfunny than usual.

>>790496
Why are they even talking about gameplay, people only watch her stream for her tits.

>>790325
I mean… she also goes by Brittany Deer, presumably pronounced the same way, and it lines up with the length of the blurred surname on her ancestry results test. Just not sure if she would really make an alias one letter off from her real name.

>>790325
[Redacted](doxxing & posting unrelated family members)

>>790511
kiwifarms and wherever else reported her name as being dier without this. i think it's confirmed to be dier because of her arrest record thing

I know the whole immigration process isn't easy, but her moving to her own apartment seems like such a waste of money. Preg must be really firm on not wanting to live with her right away.

>>790439
Right away? They've been engaged for what? Well over a year already, and there has still been no talk of a wedding or of them living together. Preg just clearly likes having his cake and eating it too. And from the looks of him he loves cake.

>>790439
tinfoil: preg is still legally married to his "ex wife" and that's why it's taking so long.

>>789663
I DONT WANT POLITICS IN A POLITICAL DISCUSSION
Omg he's hittin us with those shuwu cop outs

>>790479
I'm going to fucking shit myself if this is the actual reason. He had plenty of time to go through the process, he literally does nothing besides come up with YouTube videos. And now he's streaming. I swear… June, what are you doing with this man.

>>790314
Looks like she has shit taste in everything-even music now lol

>>790321

Plugging Jake in the hope he’ll date her instead of TT kek

>>790321
She also loves trap and emo rap (lil peep), black veil brides and escape the fate.

She's basically an extremely dressed emo. Not much wrong with that until you start mislabelling yourself with a whole different subculture that already has enough misconceptions. Oh and all the "normies" going "yaasss my goth kweeeen" on her IG

>my only question is why?
>Only difference I can think of is the doc and her makeup

That's why. The doc is viral and boosted her following, plus omg she looks cool new goff royalty i want to interact with her.
And like some other anons said, owning her kinda by giving her shit. Bonus points if it's hand made or costly.

Rosie’s room is so cluttered, when she gets her snail out of his tank in the doc, she has to clear a bunch of random crap off the lid to open it.

The contrast between her and Jude’s rooms are interesting, not just because of the aesthetic, but Jude’s room almost looks minimalist in comparison kek

>>790429
Chill, it's not like I bumped a thread from several weeks ago.
Anyway, sage for ot

>>790429
Every time this thread is bumped with a newfag I regret suggesting it in the new threads post to begin with

>>790483
Myah is really boring milk wise. Most of the posters in this thread are just jealous of the fact she's skinny, rich, and pretty. I hate saying people are just jealous but their just isn't much there to talk about. Honestly how she acts on social media is how I imagine most farmers act irl lol.

>>790670
she is none of those things. stop being so angry ffs.

>>790684
was I angry? Just pointing out that a lot of posters in this thread seem to be jealous minors…
the closest she's been to milky is the questionable things she post on Tumblr, her non existent love life, and the fact that she is a bit of a know it all.

>>790285
She won't perma delete her accounts and channels becuz she loves the attention. She's desperately holding on to the leftovers of her incel braindead wk fanbase. I believe the anxiety part, I would have anxiety too if I were a shitty person and got exposed/called out~

>>781702
i'm not the type of person to be like, "they're jealous!!1" whenever a woman criticizes another woman
but it's obviously what it is
>flames girls for doing the same things she does/used to do

lmao she reeks of insecurity and lack of self awareness

shes angry that these girls pull it off better than she does and actually have gained popularity from it

her whole mercy movement was so idiotic, just learn to play another character jesus christ. Ana is 10 times more fun and useful

>I've been diagnosed with XTREME DEPRESSION

Boohoo she has uwudepression cuz everyone found out about her lies and hypocrisy. That's like when himeahri cried depression when everyone found out she was a white whore pretending to be asian. Didn't lilyfakevoicechu claim to have uwudepression too after her threads started rolling?

I wouldn't be surprised at all if Aria was the ~pale aesthetic~ farmer who attacked anons in the beauty threads for wanting to get a tan.

>>789358
zoe actually dated sabrina’s ex Rhett right after they broke up years ago. that’s funny if they’re actually friends now

>>789320
whats her username lol

internetgirl uploaded a youtube video about xanax addiction and detailed the summer she stayed in new york hanging around Lilith. She didn’t use names but mentioned living with a weird dude obsessed with clowns so …lol

I knew Clare had something to do with camming. I’ve seen it all now. So all these so called selfies she uploads are footage taken from her MFC. man she’s really looking ugly in that middle pic.

>>790449
Her body is similar to a pre pubescent boy’s

https://youtu.be/KHGKlxIGNig

Marlene has got ANOTHER bird….

That’s

Jersey - white cockatoo
Marlin - African grey
Cody - African grey
Vinny - galah cockatoo
Isis - ringneck
Leo - amazon
Rocky - macaw
Monty & Nelly - Senegal parrots

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>786816

Seems like they literally invited everyone, although it will be very obvious who does and doesn't go depending on their morals. I just can't get my head around how Happytails is perfectly fine going to an event of people who 'bullied' her online and called her a cunt on a livestream? Part of me thinks, knowing how confrontational she is that she's going just to make a scene.

>>787997
if you think that’s everyone in the pet tube community you’re very wrong lmao

>>787758
I believe the finches were an impulse purchase made by her father, I'm not sure on the full story but my guess is they were a gift for her or he couldn't take them with him.
could be wrong but I think picaso is the only one to fly away, others died for random reasons (her first afircan grey george died suddenly)

To be honest the rate she's been getting birds lately is rather concerning but I do hope she does actually find homes for Nelly and Monty and Isis' owner gets back on their feet.
Probably white knighting but compared to most in the community she's not 100% there yet.

He's been deleting some stuff from his IG.. Wonder why.
BTW this is AHK.

>>789450

need to focus more on the character and less on the pronouns

the reason why the pull thread is trash is bc there's no proper thru line or consistency when the thread posters flip flop between the wrong pronouns like clockwork (it's either he or they for this bitch) and demonize and hiss at anyone who calls her what she is- comfortably female.

if anything it's detracting more for me from how shitty she is that ppl even show her "pronouns" respect while criticizing her… that's how I see it

a flake like this doesn't deserve to be treated with even that level of "sjw decency" but I gues we live in that politically correct a society, that spergs more over someone using the "wrong pronouns" for a flake than the flakes actual behavior being gross no matter what the fuck you call them. I'm a fucking leftist but I'm not going to call you a "they" or "he" if you're 100% femme and clearly don't have dysphoria, sorry

Aranza posted a new apology video. It's just as bad as the first, LMAO

>>790110

lmao they only now decide to "apologize" after theyre dropped by their biggest brands. theres no emotion in this video and it screams "im being forced 2 do this to save face"

pathetic

The best thing about watching this gothflops saga progress is how often she would cancel other creators - this bitch loved cancel culture so much until it came back to bite her in the ass, and then she wanted everyone to know that she wasn't the same person she was when she was seventeen and she's sOoOo SoRrYy, despite making absolutely no attempt to change or reflect on her actions until brands and her fans started dropping her like she's cold piss.
Someone should have told this dumbass cow that she can't have her cake and eat it too.

>>790110
she sounds so annoyed lmao

>>783286
This video is a fucking goldmine of milk. I'm shocked that this lunatic went out and asked 14 year olds how they felt about being potential rape victims? Motherfucker is out of his mind.

Jafar is back with fresh milk. This time around he is giving some real red pill/MGTOW vibes.
>"Feminism Will Oppress Women!!!"
tldw
>Jafar starts off with how Islam is not compatible with feminism, because feminism is a movement where women and men have equal rights
>Jafar then proceeds to make some amazing comparisons about womens ability
>if women were equal, it would mean oppression of men
>if you take kids from year seven and put them in an university class, that is the same as giving women equal rights
>If you put a disabled person to do the tasks of able-bodied, that is the same as giving women equal rights

>Allah sent us Islam which is not equal but it is just, because its Allah's word
>Allah sent down laws which set standards only on how to raise women, not men.
>Men were created for jihad (a holy war)
>If women want to go fight in the jihad, they should

Jafars hot-take on the NZ terrorist attack is less lucid than normal, bordering on absolute insanity. He makes three main points

>First point is that its important that muslims get killed because then being a muslim is proving you are a true muslim to Allah
The first points proper insane rant starts at 4:06.
>..ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO DIE IS TO DIE AS A SHAHID, TO DIE AS A MARTYR TO DIE AS A MARTYR YOU HAVE NO RECKONING AND NO ACCOUNTING ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT YOU GET RESURRECTED FROM YOUR WOUNDS, THE PLACE WHERE YOURE SHOT AND ITS SMELLING A BEAUTIFUL SMELL AND A BEAUTIFUL FRAGRANCE
>goes on how this is Allahs way to martyr the true muslims and we should be happy that dude shot up the mosque
>the prophet had to send them to live in another country so they could become martyrs

>His other point is that this happened because the western infidels dont worship allah and that must be changed

>Third point is that Muslims need to be more active in spreading islam, seek help in patience and pray. 12:54 Worshipping Allah in times of bloodshed is like leaving off everything you have…to go join the prophet allah…forget politics they don't admit it is terrorism…Allah is waiting for me to turn to him… if you are really men, okay, okay be a man then and go to the bastion. They killed your sisters and brothers, don't be shared, don't be a little whip bro. Be an authority behind the man, Rama(?) was killed in the basion leading the salat. Go to the masjid and pray.. Allah will give you victory.
>You want to make a statement, make a statement in wallah (?)(I swear to allah)
>there is no better place to die than in the masjid

>>787311
>the prophet had to send them to live in another country so they could become martyrs
That's sick. If things were that simple then the man who tried to sacrifice his life to stop the shooting wouldn't have done so and the woman sobbing for help on the pavement wouldn't have done so. Chances are that if he were in the same situation he'd have immediately run and tried to hide.

>>783708
I think Jafer is coo coo as well.
>I can see the dude being upset towards stuff her believes is wrong as well.