I don’t know how relevant this is to the Personal Lolcow thread, but since there are a lot of e-famous international cosplay whores here, I thought I would give it a try. This girl is Lolly Vômito (Lolly Puke) and she got e-famous for her spicy opinions and dressing like a demented weeaboo goblin. Her real name is Heloisa Canabarro. She got mentioned on the Brasil thread on /ot/ but people over there are too lazy to milk her, and since the self hating trad thot wave just hit the jungle, a lot of people over there were shilling her and derailing the discussion. The only thing we agreed on is that you guys would milk her way better than we ever could. Sigh.
Made a 4 minute vídeo on how her family wouldn’t bother to buy toilet paper, so she cleaned her ass on towels and watch [sic] as they formed “shiny brown truffles” on it. Sometimes it wouldn’t even be her own towel. Also claimed to wipe her ass on other people’s clothes without them knowing.
After her mother found her Youtube channel she made a video crying, because she yelled at her about going to college with rabbit ears and make up and a kiddie bag. Called her a lunatic, said she dressed like a clown. She kept posting after that. (Pic related 1)
Dated a r9k robot, MLP fan for a while and made a tattoo for him on her hand only to get it covered with a cross after they broke up and made up several times.
Did cocaine for a while “only to act like models such as Kate Moss”
Would live alone by herself with her father’s allowance money (she was 19 at the time) and never learned how to cook. Her house looked like pic related 2, 3 and 4.
Was into age play for a while and would wear diapers and suck on binkies.
Admitted to being a nazi when she was younger, but later said she only was into that because she liked seing piles of dead bodies.
Made a video crying and yelling because a guy catcalled her on the street and she yelled “sexist” back at him. She was yelling in the middle of the street about how her mother treats her badly and about how much she hates men. Made another video that went viral because she yelled “SEXIST” at a guy who said good evening to her. Later she deleted the video and said she’s not a feminist anymore because all feminists are ugly hairy whores.
Used a law for trannies to have her legally recognized on all brazilian territory as Lolly Puke. She now has an ID with that name, although she did not change her name legally. For example, all college perPost too long. Click here to view the full text.