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Twelfth Ryan’s A Charm: we welcome the dawn of BrianRyan.
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@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a victim
who fled from an “abusive
husband” and terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an abusive
husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She was living back at home with her parents for a couple of years, in which she managed to acquire a job and a car (then another, with a lot of help from mommy, after she “totalled” the first).
She finally moved out from mommy’s house, to a new home in a new city, all for the love of Ryan 14 but, as the curse of Heather never runs smoothly, was unceremoniously dumped by her Ryan as soon as she got there. She found a new job, as a Target merchandising manager, and, after a lot of handwringing and lamenting, decided to stay in her new place.
Day-to-day, Our Gal Heather continues all her usual crazy and continues putting ALL her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one, just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is, he promised the world then booted her out of his home…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Nonas assumed it was all off after the usual Sad Girl posts, but, lo and behold, BrianRyan seems to be back in the picture.
>>1732930>Milking the Lurch split for as much as it’s worth >>1615469, >>1615921, >>1616026, >>>Car Crying >>1616225>Lurch blocks, she starts the blast/stalk and he fucks off >>1616331, >>1616332, >>1616333, >>1616335, rant >>1616337, stalk >>1616342. >The hunt for New Ryan begins >>1618571>What’s this, the reappearance of FemRyan? >>1618711, >>1618812. >Plant Mommy takes a back seat (it was, after all, Lurch’s influence) >>1618900>Nonas reminisce about the bust-up with FemRyan, he of the HIV anon text message scare, >>1619063, >>1619065, also highlighting that Hag’s been through 7 additional RyanCycles since him.
>>1732931>How Do I Find A Ryan posting plus more Lurch baiting with FemRyan, >>1619648, nonas start speculating that Lurch is actually a massively toxic tradwife seeking gym moid with retarded takes, and that Hag herself dodged a bullet. >A visual Ryan Catalogue for all you devotees >>1619951. >After a tedious amount of time deciding whether she is going to stay or go, Hag is in her new home >>1621125. >Less than 24 hours in her new home, and she’s decided she’s living in downtown Dodge >>1621357. Weed smoking! Playing music! >>1621364. >Housing and Hunger Go Fund Me put to good use - rug shopping! Spoon rests! >>1622419, >>1626567. >Saving lives and overcoming adversity one conquest at a time >>1623076. >A load of infighting about how she should be living, then this cringe >>1628563.>The usual lamenting >>1631995.>Plans to go to an event run by a body part seller >>1633014.>Neighbour stalking her saga >> 1634519, >>1638120. IG goes private for the duration. Landlord sorts it out. >Shopping and Thirst Traps, now IG public again >>1640546.>Hag gets yet another Fresh Hair Makeover in which she looks the same as ever >>1641973.>I’m just so weird, guys! >>1642991. >Makes a sandwich, calls it cooking >>1644642..
>>1732932>Desperately seeking Ryans, and the Neighbour Stalker is given then boot >>1648109. >More self pity >>1648504, >>1650155, >>1651128, >>1653321.>Swiping through dating apps for five hours straight >>1659141. >PTSD flashback >>1664758. >Loads of boring shit, too much to bother to link to, honestly. >Abandoned Cat Saga >>1667681. >Boring shit, thirst posts, dating apps…>Another insight into the Lurch dump, trauma nightmares, although we suspect it’s bullshit >>1671510. >Can’t ever go home, things bad here, losing my job etc yawn >>1677968. >Mommy says “Fuck no, you can’t come back here!” >>1681919, “Family ran me out!” >>1681969.
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Okay nonettes, I did my best. Hopefully Shaymin will sort this shit out. I don’t think it was me being dumb?
Anyway, we welcome BrianRyan, please to let the fresh milk flow.
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Throwback to how "traumatizing" her breakup with Lurch was. It seems that she spent Christmas home alone. That fight with her mum must have been really bad.
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Christmas day. She posted a bunch of her plants and the above story about why Lurch ended it.
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Don’t worry nona>this is just the beginning>again
her obsession with the past and the inability to let things go is so fucking concerning
get therapy heather jfc
I know what you’re saying nonnie
, but she’s couched this is a very specific way. In reality he may have just been sick of her annoying juvenile ways and that was the last straw. overreaction, sure, toxic
moid for sure, but she's such a perpetual victim
. Why not just tell him to get fucked and get herself out of there before this muscle thirsty knucklehead did.
What's with all the talk about propagating lately? Did she just learn that word so now she says she does it all the time (and always has, ofc)?
"Any chance he could" cracks me up, they were together for ten fucking minutes.
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So they both mentally are stuck at 14, this unironically bodes well for her. They both have the faux alternative but desperately boring normie thing going on too>>1734265
Yeah I believe it too, just sounds like normal moid tard rage things
From the way she worded it, I'm thinking he caught her rummaging through the bin for the container, said something akin to 'hey what the fuck are you doing? That's a bit much' and she got defensive and lost her shit. Maybe it started off with the rummaging and escalated to the fact that she freshly moved in with an insane amount of plants in the degen's parents' home. God forbid Heather has a "hobby" outside of helping him find his missing chromosome. I could imagine Heather having a meltdown when someone even slightly disagrees with anything she does. So something small escalates into 'you hate my hobby and me as a person'.
Honestly I wouldn't doubt it if Lurch's parents said something to him about the plants and he doubled down on their disproval. When you're an emo adult man still living with mommy, you don't get much leverage for conflict. He probably figured kicking Heather to the curb was a lot easier than getting his shit together and trying to resolve conflict like an adult. But who am I kidding. They both seem to be emotionally arrested at 14.
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So it appears to be going well. She also posted a video of her stroking his hair.
the eyebrow piercing combined with a sparse brow is not a good look on this dude
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IDK yall I think this one is gonna stick around for awhile.
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Lmao Native-American-Wolf-Headdress-Woman on his arm and Samurai-Kabuki-Mask-Woman on his ribs. Unbelievably tacky and cringe.
OT but green thumbed nonnie
, please help me with keeping my baby korns alive.>>>/g/306236
also ngl i love her plant hobby i just have a feeling that she just gets the ones her workplace sells which isn’t a bad thing but it’s just mindless consooming. she could make so many friends by trading propagation. my best friend i’ve gotten to know like that! it’s an incredible way to sperg out without being thought of being weird. she could thrift cool spooky/valleygirl pots too..
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She posted another photo of them cuddling while he's topless, but I can't stand seeing his face again so have these screenshots.
This one is a bit fascinating because Heather has diverged from the usual routine of forcing the new guy to visit graveyards and antique stores every day. Instead they are hanging out at home while she takes photos of him topless and posts about how hot he is. I think this is the first guy Heather's been actually attracted to out of all her Ryans.
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2023 in motion!
heather has a surprisingly good-looking red-flag, and the phrase 'Pregnant man vibes' is a real thing
Retards like Hags always think that instantaneous hookups and the rush that comes with them = stable forever relationship
Most people in their 30s are aware that this phase is fun, but it isn't indicative of long-term happiness or actual love. She is stuck at 15, and this is going to blow up in her face when either one of them has to deal with adult feelings or decisions. She is so gross and keeps on hooking up with the most immature men imaginable, thinking it's happily ever after. I give it to the end of the month.
>>1737155>now that I won't be working as much
what, did something happen at target?>>1737171>on this trip
for some reason I assumed they were at her place, I wonder where he's at. I don't feel like he's that far
guys I'm not convinced he's straight I'm just putting that out there
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Left without comment kek
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always wondered who was buying those earrings
might just be me, but my first thought was cute smile, but crazy af eyes with something off behind em. the stylistic choices in tattoos jewellery hair etc lend to this conclusion as well, tho they're real A Class Normie supplies - might be just a boring poser like our girl. imo boy is either basic af and can't read the signs, or he's a complete freak and it'll reveal itself; regardless hope it works out for ya Heather.
I'll admit, with how normie he looks, I'm pretty astounded and suspicious that she hasn't scared him off yet after the last quick bouts of low-quality Ryans so quickly dumping her. Unless she really quickly all at once learned to hold her chill, just the fact that he's still vibing with her raises the ol' alarm bells for me. Speculation but I get the feeling that they're both utterly shallow narcissists and the other person doesn't matter that much as long as they're filling a role. Not trying to be overly catty, but hey, where am I posting afterall?
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Wow it's actually not that bad
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I don’t know, I think something is majorly wrong with him. He posted this, on purpose, in September. As a profile picture. The hair, the massive whitehead, the derangement. He legit looks like he has a child pornography folder on his laptop.
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Heather please. This is a target dressing room.
Can we just call him Bryan
instead of Brianryan?
I'm sure the pay is dependent on her area though>>1737701
Is Heather a merchandising manager or does she just do merchandising itself? I'm confused
FemRyan smoked weed and drank. She didn't care until they broke up, then she wouldn't shut up about "immature fuckboys who just want to party." She's such a pickme kek
Also if Heather's getting 60k/yr then her rent is 60k/yr kek. Her disposable income has seemingly taken a huge hit from living by herself, she was spending so much on antiquing and driving around before lurch.
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Seems closer to 40k / yr
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dang they don't even last long enough to warrant a nickname lately. by the time you can place a name, you realize they are already gone…
I miss the will-they won't-theys tbh. you're showing your hand too quickly lately Heather
lol that made me laugh.
He also looks like the type to clap when the plane lands.
ayrt and late but rip you guys kek
something still doesn't sit right with me, I'm excited to see how this all goes
This is what makes her interesting to me, she is clearly cute and has a decent job (now) and overall could easily catch a decent man but she self-sabotages in a unique way.
She is light years ahead of other cows comparitavely and yet she still makes her own life incredibly hard and suffers for no reason. It's art
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It's interesting, anon.
Somehow we summoned the obsessed males, nobody here has Heather gifs saved and your filename hotgothgirlsmiling
; Jesus wept. Maybe she was freaking out in that video because she was spending time with your unbearable ass.
From what I can see from Heather's own content she's quite a mild person, and even doing customer service for so long is not in line with the personality of someone who flips on a dime, customer service is all about tolerance and patience. So I don't think your furry buddy's video proves anything personally.
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My guess is that went too far with her how-much-do-you-love-me testing again and told him that she just had a GriMm FeElInG and needed comfort and support and to hold her and pet her hair, and he was like wtf this is bipolar desperate and needy I can't handle this. But of course to her followers he just quit loving her when she needed him most or something.
Either that or she scared him away by being too gothic and had too many plants, for sure!
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Without a doubt they broke up.
>Letting go impossible
Bitch you were dating for THREE WEEKS. Next time don't put out on the first date and say you love him on the second.
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Imagine getting dumped by someone who wears Transitions lenses.
I'm already in his DMs, gonna fuck him before that seedy hair gives up completely and he still has a vestige of hot.
Suck on that, Hagthur. Seethe and moisturize, don't forget you're already dead in dog years.(cowtipping)
Not having a boyfriend = absolute isolation
Jfc, Hags, find a "work bestie" or something. There are people EVERYWHERE. She's like a fucking pod person who incubates in stark, gray nothingness until she locates a male target to obsess over.
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Still says she's in a relationship with bRyan so I don't think we've heard the last of him quite yet
are you really? I really want him ngl
Today I learned that some people think cashiers and waitresses are using their genuine personalities when interacting with the public. Cute. Even somebody like Hags can slap on a fake smile and say "have a nice day," she's not required to have a good personality to work in customer service.
In answer to your first question, just skim through a couple threads or just scroll up. She's clingy, obsessive, exhausting, and has the emotional maturity of a spoiled middle schooler.
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Don't worry nonny
, I think your eye safety is very cool.
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how is she supposed to pull a new ryan unless she posts these pointless proclamations for the ten-thousandth time?
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And the circle of life continues
Thank you nonny
although now I'm seriously considering getting non-transition lenses next time.
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For some reason these had to be four separate stories. Your tits aren't that interesting, Heather.
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Arguably her baby-butt-in-a-bra cleavage is a bit more interesting than her personality, interests, skills and hobbies.
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This is still up though?
I'm sensing it was bRyan's idea to take this picture >>1736542
and since then her selfies are her hiding amongst her plants kek >>1744299
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Cozy time with a full face of make-up, Heather?
I feel like she'd be slightly less insufferable if she just owned her need to post dolled up thirst traps instead of trying to act like that's just how she looks/dresses all the time.
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I doubt she's doing this for any legitimate personal reason other than either wanting to add "vegan" to her roster of shit she isn't, or to impress a new Ryan who happens to be vegan.
Did anyone see her long stories about her loneliness, where she was mostly just playing with her hair the whole time? Did she dirty delete?
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I saw it. She basically gleaned that BRyan was the problem and was toxic
. I didn't save it but I did save the image attached.
It's fascinating what a goldfish brain she has, she learns literally nothing from experience. Going "all in" with a moid you barely know and getting into a "relationship" within a few days is a good way to end up stuck with an abusive
weirdo. She has absolutely no screening process for men apart from 1) is gawff or gawff-adjacent and 2) validates my stupid hobbies, she's lucky she hasn't ended up in far worse situations.
Why is it so important for her to let people know she cried, and for how long? And it's always for hours… "I spent two hours crying in my car", four
hours in an empty
bath? Like it's not attention-seeking enough to announce you've cried for four hours but you need to add the empty bath part. Which is probably isn't even true because if so that's psycho shit.
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She seems fine today, I wonder if like every cow on this board she simply has bpd and experiences massive mood shifts which she tries to pinpoint on her environment but are in fact 95% from her brain. Not to say bRyan isn't likely an asshole but no two week fling deserves hours of crying. Tis the bpd.
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bonus context nonmilk
She’s addicted to the attention. I bet she posts these hoping for some big outpouring reaction & probably half the time no one messages her so she takes them down.
One part of her is desperate to prove something & the other part of her just wants to be a martyr. You can’t be living your best life… & in the same day posting you have accepted you will never be loved & how lonely you are. On relationships.. she just dives in. She sleeps with these guys straightaway & wants 40 years worth of a love bond in just arrive within days. Then they fight or the guy runs for the hills & they break up. She has such an immature view of relationships for someone her age. It reminds me of when I was a kid thinking I’d meet my celeb crush & he’d fall in love with me straightaway with no work. Things rarely work out. You need to pace yourself & that’s why this pattern of self destructive behaviour thus continues.
The best thing for Heather would be heavy therapy and focusing on her own problems for a while. The reason she only attracts toxic moids is because she's shallow and desperate, she gives off such pathetic vibes that you'd have to be broken mentally to approach her, AND she only replies to the uwu pretty men. Most divorcees in their 30s understand relationships will NEVER be what Heather wants, she's wasting her time with men younger than her because they're the only ones who will lie to her face and tell her the fairytale relationship is possible (for easy sex).
If she went lesbian it'd likely be the same thing. She's so femcel that any sane lesbian wouldn't approach her, and if anybody sane DID hit her up, she'd ignore them and prefer to chase an Aiden or someone out of her league.
Even if she had a perfect fairytale lesbian relationship she'd fuck it up with her hetero focus on romance. She expects her partner's life to revolve around her, but she won't make minor compromises for her partner. Everyone should focus on Heather's needs at all times, the partner is a servant for her needs and if they don't like that, they can leave. I don't know many lesbians who would agree to date this toxic bitch for a long time.
Also she's too self conscious to even entertain the idea of dating a woman kek. She hates all woman sexier than her, it sends her into a Sheetz spiral. Pretty sure she's gone vegan because it's a fad diet and she thinks she will lose weight. She is constantly whining about her weight and lack of sexiness, but won't do anything significant about it, she needs to work on herself BEFORE she can get a partner, but she refuses to work on herself UNTIL a partner is in the picture.
I bet Heather's mom thanks Lurch Ryan every day for making her daughter finally fucking move out.
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delusion pt. 2
why is posting old photos of how you used to look the very saddest of all thirst traps
also, she used to look meh
I don’t know why I always come to these threads. Nothing ever changes because she’s unironically the most boring person in the world. She has the same interests as every other millennial woman in her 30s who was way too into Harry Potter and twilight in high school, but since I watched her pre-divorce I know she wasn’t always like this, so it seems somehow even stranger to me that she would adopt such a basic persona. She still lives with this high school-style idea of preps vs goths and thinks she’s such a freak and weirdo, and it’s such a weird way for a grown woman even ten years younger than her to view life, especially now when being goth or goth adjacent (I know she has never really been goth) isn’t even very alternative. I know she’s mostly a lolcow because she’s so dramatic and self obsessed and driven by ryans but I feel like that combined with how perfect a distillation of a completely average and regular woman she is is kind of fascinating. >>1749102
I must have missed if there’s some profound reason she stopped dressing this way. I don’t really get why she doesn’t just go back to it since she has posted this “throwback” multiple times in the last couple weeks.
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Guess the love-bombing and super-clinginess wasn't a hit with bRyan. I wonder why…
But the break-up was totes her choice. Mhm.
she really thinks that not acting on every emotion you feel or saying every thought you think is walking on eggshells. jesus fucking christ
when will she learn to not jump into relationships and actually get to know people
She gets close to realizing he wasn't her "person", he was just some dude she was hanging out with for 2 weeks. Everytime, he's her sun moon and stars while they're together, the happiest Heather has ever been. When it's over, he's a toxic abusive
"People" to Hags are a nebulous concept based on aesthetics, and they only have value if they can become her instant forever boyfriend. It's like she can't see other people at all if they don't exist "romantically."
If she would have gotten to know bRyan at all, she would have realized he is a loser fuckboy who tolerated her clinginess just long enough for sex. She is so consistently, purposefully blind.
There’s no need to speculate, she changed her status to “in a relationship” 2 whole days after meeting him. That’s the type of red flag that would scare mentally healthy moids away and only attract toxic
moids looking for a crazy bpd girl to manipulate for sex. Her own behavior is the reason she can’t have a normal relationship. If she actually cared about having “haters” she’d take the advice in this thread to go to therapy and stop basing her entire identity & happiness around her latest Ryan of the week.
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Back to letting everyone know how much and how dramatically she cries. Pity attention is better than no attention!
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I miss the woman she was three weeks ago too. Her personality and life have changed so much.
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there is no better relationshipbait than talking about how unstable you are
real dick magnet stuff, Heather
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Has she ever thought that she may be the toxic one?!
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No anon, she's just misunderstood. You deserve to experience her in all her authenticity.
I cackled, thanks nonny>>1751506
slight blogpost/rant I'm bored, but heather so strongly reminds me of the only friend I've ever decided to solidly drop for being toxic
af. It takes ages sometimes to realize you're stuck in a cycle of lovebombing and bullying/control with them, especially if you're a decent person who doesn't even think to do that shit.
I wonder how wildly unsubtle and unstable she has to be that these edgelord normies can only stand the drama for a few weeks. They might suck too idk, but we tend to only see one side of the story (and from, to put it extremely generously, an unreliable narrator). I assume her narcissism and outward entitlement gets a little worse and harder to hide with each one.
I can't help but notice a exponential rise in the pattern of instability. As the Big Romance Language amps up quicker and quicker with each one, alas so shortens the time they hang around. This confuses heather and she hurts herself in confusion, driving her to be even more forward with her desperation, which makes them leave even faster. Honestly she makes for a fascinating sociological subject to study.
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Look up the stages of dating/relationships
There’s the INTEREST phase where you are curious about the potential. Get coffee. Do small talk, focus more on how you feel around them then what deep things are being shared
Then there’s ATTRACTION where you know they’re someone you’re sexually interested in
Then there’s DATING. They pass the test for the meet & greet (interest & attraction). Then start going on DATES where you reveal a bit each time. This is where you notice if you guys have enough in common and shared values
If the dating stage doesn’t end, you enter the REALITY where you start to really decide if this is YOUR PERSON or not. This is when the harder truths come out and you see what are the “hard” parts of each other. This is when you decide if the bad is worth the good, and if the good is something you’re ready to build a lasting union with
COMMITMENT comes next. This is when it’s exclusive and you’re openly each other’s people
After that is engagement and whatever whenever depending on what people want. The dating and reality stages last 6 months to a year.
I use to be like you and go too hard too fast. It’s actually really nice to slowly build with someone. That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losers
she needs therapy so damn bad, it would break my heart if she wasn't such a damn cunt about everything kek>>1753034
her hindsight of timelines is wildly exaggerated it seems as well. the way she talks about it you'd think she'd spent years with these losers… I swear a week in Heather time is a whole year. I guess she has nothing going on in her life so each moment is extra extra big and meaningful. the pressure has to be exhausting.
I noticed that once her relationships stopped making the 2 month mark, she was forced to start saying "last few weeks" instead of the ever elusive and changing "last few months"
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She acts like this relationship was a year long. You should not be this hung up on a dude you knew for 30 days.
>>1752222>That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losers
But Heather is a toxic
child woman and a loser, too
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Now her home town is toxic when the other month she was crying to come back.
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My personal favorite.
"I follow my heart and do whatever I want and don't let social media brainwash me"
"I can't date women because people online were mean to me one time"
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Her desperation is so gnarly. I shop at Target and like plants! SuCh a WeIrDo!!!
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Also the slightly parted lips in every picture is so gross to me. She should change out of her Cosby sweater and go to the gym, it's good for mental health as well as physical, and she might actually meet a real person. Bonus she could fit into all of her old Killstar shit again and really bring the goth larp back.
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3 hours… imagine what you could do with 3 hours
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New ramble on insta.
>she has an announcement
>acknowledges that everyone is likely rolling their eyes because she hasn't followed through on the online shop that's been "coming soon" since last May
>derails herself into a rant about how she was cancelled off of YouTube for changing how she dresses
>implies that people tried to put her on medication because she wanted a job and her own place
>she showed everybody
>anyway, she's going to start "making content" again
>Instagram is her "home" so instead of going back to YouTube she's going to focus on reels
>going to make videos about spooky adventures, antique finds, and "plant specimens and how to look after them"
>another tangent about how people pick on her because she's "so soft and nice and weird" and by the way everybody she IS a real explorer
>finishing strong with a classic Heather rant about how she's done listening to other people and she's just going to be herself and express her passions
Sage because blah blah blah second verse same as the first.
she interrupted her own rant many times to say "anyway, that's not what this announcement is about"
I watched the full thing and I still have absolutely no clue what the announcement was. it's so unhinged I almost wanna record it, but also it's so boring and the same old spiel I talked myself out of it.
If she posts this many selfies a day, imagine how many she sends to her partners… I'm sure it's constant and if they don't compliment her every single time she loses it and says they're toxic
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Is this supposed to be sexy? Fucking gross.
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Why does her voice sound so fake and cringe?! This isn't how her natural voice sounds.
And I think when she says "create more content" what she's really saying is "buy more junk"
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This is egregious, Heather.
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Also nitpick but is this what she does with her plants, she just puts them into other pots but doesn't actually pot them? Ok "plant mommy".
lmao please take care of your plants>>1760140
this is so intentionally pathetic, and for what?
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Clearing up the mystery of what happened to her toy collection.
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what made her want to talk about it NOW? Well, that explains how her unit was suddenly empty, what a bunch of lies when she was talking about "per past being behind her" when she posted the empty unit
"someone's" basement ie her mom
selling all that shit is a big job, she's never doing it lol
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kek maybe speculation but sounds to me like she's dirt-dishing on a recent Ryan. if not, what a strange particular thing to bring up to such a vague question
the smug ass pic of her smile has me rolling. bitch, your ex husband bought all the shiny new white teeth you're showing off there
Heather really be like "I'm fat and lonely but at least I still have all my teeth", she needs to stop going for white trash men.
Idk how I never noticed her lip piercing scars until this week but they're all I can see now. Is that how she fucked up her original teeth and needed dental work? I don't know much about her life with her ex husband, but she's mentioned filing her taxes through him and staying legally married to him because of debt, largely medical debt. I assumed they were his debts, it it's really her teeth and her collection of clutter she still won't resell? Yikes kek
I can't help but feel it's partly laziness since she'd have to drive home SEVERAL times to sort, photograph, price, list, and ship; partly attachment (despite her claims); and partly pettiness since people have been telling her to sell her stuff for years and wouldn't want to give them the "satisfaction" despite them now taking up space in her mom's basement and her saying multiple times that "that's the old fake me full of bad memories and a community that tried to destroy me"
you sure are showing them by holding on to these bad memories, I'm sure your mental health thanks you kek
acknowledging it's a big job heather, why not take it back with you in chunks so that it's manageable?
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Cool, I live alone and eat frozen trash. Enjoy my social commentary.
I love that she comments on this subject and then admits she doesn't even buy eggs.
Like stfu Heather.
people are upset that the price of a common food staple doubled thanks to an avian flu epizootic and big corps deciding to use it as an excuse to price gouge on top of that
jesus she’s an idiot
kek, not every country pays good money for a minimum wage job. A starbucks coffee costs around 5 € in my country, minimum wage is 12 € at the moment, would be around 1.400 € I have after a month working full-time. Costs of a flat in my city are around 800 to 1.000 € (let's take 1.000, you don't want to live in the cheaper parts of the city), transport is 100 €, leaves me with 300 €. If I would buy a coffee at starbucks every day I go to work, because I somehow think that coffee is worth the price, I would spent minimum 100 € every month for tasteless, shitty coffee, leaving me with 200 € buying real food, except that there are still other things I have to pay for. So no, you must be privileged to think that starbucks coffee is a thing that every person who works can afford or wants to put money into, while there are more urgent things they have to pay for.
(And sry, I just like numbers and had to do a little math for you all, and sry, forgot to sage first time)>>1762258
thanks for the information, nona
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She brought it back a-fucking-GAIN. My mind is blown at this point, how many fucking times can she share the same god damned picture trying to validate herself? Fuck off Heather.
with her obsession with pining and romance she would be so much better off with a woman. Unfortunately she's too much of a "not like the other girls" pickme to actually pursue women and not see them as competition for ryans I imagine. Probably the same reason we never see her with any female friends.>>1763143
Classic bpd behavior tbh
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This is so bitchy. I can't believe she's so dense she can't see that this isn't "behind on messages". This is blatantly ignoring people and practically bragging about it. 66 fucking weeks. Fuck off Heather.
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spot on with every point nona. also I'm not someone to armchair diagnose over the internet so I spoilered and saged my tinfoil, but holy hell she checks the BPD boxes.
in perspective for what? that you suck at talking to people even when your stories ask for responses? we already know that's not true because you DO reply to messages, you're just ignoring those
gg showing off the messages you don't care about kek
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Doesn't she know that you never post feet pics on the internet for free? This girl is brand new.
(it's not actually a NSFW picture whatsoever but spoiler because I know some people are grossed out by feet)
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this is so tryhard
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waiting for the civil war ghostryan saga to begin.
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She has the personality of an incel, who would post this? And what kind of creep would respond positively to this?
What she needs is therapy and I'm sure her therapist will tell her sending 200 texts a day of do you love me? I don't believe you. I'm so lonely [insert melodramatic story about her youtube channel]
will scare 100% of people away.
male escorts exist heather
Even the most predatory of men would look at this and be like nah that doesn’t seem worth it.
Exactly. I think she does attract predatory moids with her bait, but she’s so aggressively clingy & nutty from jump that they realize she isn’t the passive victim
she presents herself as and back off.
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So… she knows?
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Lol this sad-ass Pink Princess with almost no variegation.
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She spent 20 dollars (so like, an hour's work or more, for many) on virtual roses
on a dating app to give to guys who didn't even match her despite the fact men match nearly every woman
It must be a humiliation fetish at this point
I don't think she wants friends. We've seen people reach out to her and get completely ignored because they weren't a potential Ryan. I think in the last thread someone kinda called her out on it too in her comments on IG but I may be misremembering. Theres also this: >>1764287
which isnt definitive but makes a good point. She could have friends if she really wanted them, even if its for a short time before she scares them off. Hell, if I lived close to her I'd go with her to do some of the stuff she does. (the tours, antiquing etc.) I'd keep her at arms length for sure since I'm aware of how she is.
She doesn't realize that not having any friends, especially at her age, is a big red flag and Ryans will and do pick up on it. She doesn't only have to have friends that live close to her either, excuse the minor blog but I have a few friends where I live but most of my friends live an hour and a half away. I still see them and its still obvious I have friends. Thats normal for adults that dont live in the city or even state they grew up in.
Maybe her life would be more fulfilling if she let herself have platonic relationships (and went to a fucking therapist and got the help she clearly needs…come on Heather, grow up.) and stopped obsessing over finding her perfect Ryan.
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Ok Akon we get it.
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She's so condescending. The only things she "creates" are tacky, overwrought edits of what amounts to the same photo over and over. And that's not even consistent. She actually spends the majority of her time hoarding objects, staring at Instagram and eating junk food in her car. This question was a follow up- the original question was about movies. The fact that she can't experience catharsis from watching films or reading books just goes to prove how unimaginative and unempathetic she is.
>>1770142>realness of spirituality
kek, good one.
And there are amazing shows with real history behind it or books, how do you find information about historic events if not out of books? Books were one of the most important inventions in human history, being able to read is so amazing, you can buy a book and learn about the history of a person that lived many years ago. How can you not read books? I grew up in a house without a lot of books (the library was thankfully not far away) and my parents are one of the most unimaginative persons I've ever met. Maybe she should just, try it, for once? No wonder she can't find or hold a man, most men enjoy watching movies or talking about a book they've read.
Sry, I just can't with her anymore, if lolcow is still alive 20 years from now, we will read the same stories over and over again, there is no change to expect from this cow.
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On the subject of books…
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Immediately starts posting a bunch of “spicy” stories mouth breathing and eye fucking herself to attract moid attention, proceeds to publicly shame the first dude to take the bait.
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Takes pictures of and travels to the same 3 locations, literally buys books for the pictures or spooky aesthetic, watches no movies or shows… so hopefully this will get their attention
I mean, the profile picture (Frankestein monster ?) and name are strong giveaways.
Hey cowtipper, stop being gross and creepy on Hag's dm. We don't do that here.
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All her thirst traps are so unflattering and creepy. Something about this particular scene makes me think of that ugly terrifier clown for whatever reason. kek>>1770732>>1770734>>1770850
Honestly could be a cowtipper or an actual moid. Couldn't make out the username to try to confirm if the profile was real or not, but moids act like this in DMs all the time.
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This might have been posted here before during one of her Ryan searches. I know this guy has been thirsting in her comments forever now and is all over her recent thirst traps, but I didn't realize she flirted back at one point too.
I don't understand how an adult exists like this. She only cares about finding the next shallow, love-bombing, and quickly exploding bpd-style "relationship." That is the ONLY thing she cares about. It's the only thing she talks about, worries about, thinks about. I keep coming back here because it's mystifying that a real person can be this single-minded and shallow, year after year, with absolutely no change or growth.
Like … what has to happen to someone to give them this degree of obsession? To make them this frighteningly one-dimensional? She confuses me so much.
She gets all her self worth from those types of reactions. She once had a ryan that made her feel so special and loved that she cant think of any other way to feel that same high. She doesnt know that having close girlfriends, hanging out with and helping family, or that having a GENUINELY productive hobby could give her that same feeling. What a loser. >>1770956
Kek she looks like she is eating that blanket. Also like she is hiding a planet sized body under there.
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This mfer talks to every "alt" girl on Instagram the way he talks to Heather. Here's a little sample I took from a couple of minutes snooping in other accounts he interacts with. He also lives in Germany so I don't think there's a love-match in the cards.
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For your cringejoyment.
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Holy shit get over him
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Is this bitch for real
>>1771748>I'm posting spicy pictures to get male attention
gets male attention>no, not that
My prediction is single until she is 36, then she gets knocked up by some random Ryan and they stay together until one of them dies, leading a miserable life with suffering children. Or he has the balls to leave and she will be a single mother with suffering children.
heather:>I need to post spicy pics>wish I had my cute lingerie!!>thirst trap photos>thirst trap vids
heather:>feel bad for u>touch grass boys
are we witnessing mental illness?
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Heather, girl. When I say there was no relationship I mean, in his own words, you were never together. He didn’t ask you to be his girlfriend and he never considered you to be one. He didn’t dump you for his ex. He tried to let you down easy and explain to you that he wasn’t interested. Im not even super close to him and he told me you made him feel really uncomfortable most of the time.
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I don't find her style spooky, creepy, strange, or unusual in any way. It's just ugly. I love antiques like these, especially dolls. But she's displaying them like they're in a store, not decorating with them. She already sleeps in a creep-o twin bed that's positioned directly across from this monstrosity… what a boring, sterile life.
She reminds me of someone who sees something they admire in someone, then goes out of their way to have more/do it better/liked it longer etc. than the original person. She can't just enjoy antique shopping, she has to hoard anything she finds. Can't just like plants, has to cover ONE CORNER of her home in them and act like the hugest PlAnT MoM of all time. For one corner, because even the plants are in their own display.
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How tasteful, gives me the girly version of this
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sleep paralysis demon
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It takes her an hour to smear dark grey eyeshadow on her eyelids. Are we positive she isn't retarded?
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Somebody call Milan!
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Good for her. Maybe she'll throw herself into this and start feeling more confident and stop with the desperate thirst traps. Maybe she'll meet GymRyan and live happily ever after!
Maybe she'll never return after this one time and act like it never happened.
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The way she stands in photos makes me always think of the tall Pixar penguin. She looks like she has flat feet, like a large webbed bird. Flippers is that what you call it? I agree with other observations she seems stunted in some capacity. Do we know if she has autism? She gives off autistic vibes with the all or nothing interests that she seems to suddenly adopt then dump after a year to so.
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But swiping on tinder for 6 hours or whatever she said is great way to spend her precious free time is good?? Dumbass.
I was just thinking this. I don't say this normally but, girl, you're ~too~ present in every moment of your life lol. A few hours of escapism could be so good for her psyche. She takes everything so seriously and needs to loosen up, and a lot of philosophical life lessons she stubbornly turns up her nose at are heavily present in the media she avoids. Even if you don't want to do that, take a few classes and learn pottery or some shit damn.
An artist who creates without consuming has nothing to build a voice from. There's no depth or understanding. I can see why her "art" is so fucking boring and shallow and cookie cutter, and revolves around shopping displays. it's obvious the depth of the quotes she uses is beyond her, and she misinterprets them in super selfish ways. I'm still in awe she doesn't even read books, even non-fiction.
Homie needs to take some time once in a while to escape her Heather brain and take in other folks' experiences, holy shit she's just so much.
I seriously don't understand what she spends hours on outside of work. There's only so much swiping on 100 different dating apps, rearranging trinkets in your weird clinical space, repainting furniture, editing bland photos etc you can do. I'd go out of my mind with boredom.
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Wait. A couple of days ago she was simping over some other ex that wasn't even an ex according to a mutual.
And now she is simping over Lurch who was 'pure evil' according to her not so long ago.
She giving me whiplash
Don’t forget she has to block out a few hours to cry in various locations >>1778036>>1778424
I really think this is just BPD
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Thirst trapping on the gram
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She's back to thirst trapping with the black chicken mask and I have to post this screenshot, she looks so dumb
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Chicken mask hahahaha
She looks crazy.
‘Just relax, I wanna peck you to death’
‘Give me chicken feed Daddy’
‘You like a big titty goff girl who identifies as a chicken every third Tuesday?’
‘Tell me you wanna buck buck me!’
$5 halloween clearance target mask, very sexy heather.>>1779277
god, she does have the same crazy eyes and gaping fish mouth.
Looks like a bird holding a little cracker in its beak.
So sexy and enticing kek
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Girl, you SURE you don’t have a mental illness?!
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Kek I’m here for ChickenHeather anon. Praying she finds the spooky goffik Ryooster of her dreams soon!
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context: some rando on tinder said he wasn't super into Halloween…
Heather needs to get a fucking diary or something because literally who is she talking to right now. Us? Her constantly whining about how unique and special she is and is too difficult for anyone to understand because of being so unique and special is so funny.>>1780595>RyanQuest
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It’s definitely because they have a problem with female bodies, it couldn’t possibly be because she’s an unhinged retard with the personality of a thumb.
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There she goes wasting those precious 6 hours of free time.
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>how weird I am
Literally ever single thing about her is so fucking boring.
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I used to believe she had BPD but I actually think she may just be Autistic kek
Super late but I'm sure her gofundme donators would love to know she wasted $10K on a storage unit. This pic should be shared anytime she asks for money in the future.
Also if it's not a haggeration and she really spent 10K on the unit, donating all of it instead would have been cheaper. But you do you heather, sure showed 'em.
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no, see, she likes to go to cemeteries and buy creepy antiques
sorry you can’t deal with how incredibly radical and out there that is
in a town where the biggest industry is tours of a battlefield where thousands of people died horribly
If you were really into your "weird" stuff enough to sacrafice love for it then you should not ALSO be sacraficing happiness? Shouldnt your "weird" little collection bring you happiness? And if its not and youre blaming it for being single (which no heather, youre single because you are boring and annoying and have the personality of wet dirt) Then maybe get rid of that "weird" stuff that apperently isnt making you happy and even the reason you cant find happy!!
Am i crazy or is this girl retarded? Kek
And it's like I've been reading the same thread on repeat for the past… Idk how many threads. Since she became "goth".
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She should really specify where she lived. Not to blog but ive lived here my whole life and have never seen literal human shit in the streets and everyone is really nice and polite. Kek
I think she is just playing up her boring life to seem more interesting but hey, what do i know?
Yes all of California is a gang war infested, poop laden, kidnapper haven with drugs freely flowing throughout the streets.>>1784415
No joke. Tbh, I think she's just blowing shit out of proportion again. It's like that time there was that shitty little graffiti tag some kid did by her house and she thought it was a gang related threat meant directly for her. She has some serious paranoia issues which unfortunately makes it difficult to take any of her real experiences or trauma seriously. Very boy cried wolf kind of issue.
this is classic “oh, I was almost TRAFFICKED” nonsense from some Karen who saw two young men standing near her
kek the delusions of this camel
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One thing that Heather does that drives me insane is she asks for suggestions and then shoots down every single suggestion. Pic Rel and the next few as examples of this.
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2/3 she does this anytime she asks for suggestions from her followers
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I have to laugh…nobody gives a shit about whether you choose to wear the blandest, most boring, middle aged white bread clothes…it's just bizarre that you continue to perpetually insist that you've 'always been goth' while doing so
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The amount of drama she makes up in her mind is astounding.
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>I need to lose 20 pounds
>Goes to gym twice
>Passes out on the floor eating junk food
But it's vegan, nonna. Can't possibly be junk
food. I wonder how much wine she consumed prior, if she did this sober that is far more embarrassing in my opinion.
I can absolutely see that. 100%.>>1785069
Jfc so she ate that entire bag of pizza rolls and passed out on her floor… sober. Yeah I can see why she can't a guy to hang around.
If you "don't even care," Heather, then why do you keep posting about it? Also:>style
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How the fuck does she go from this
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well, clearly whining on main is the absolutely best way to address that problem
going to a class or a meetup or volunteering is of course out of the question, because you need that time for moping, thirsttrapping, and
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Yes, everyone knows this is what REAL goths look like.>>1785007
I'm into cemeteries and the like from a historical standpoint, but even I think her interest in it comes off very shallow and almost artificial. All she ever does is trample around the plots and take selfies or badly attempted aesthetic photography. Also? The cemetery sign she bought isn't anything special, it's honestly even kind of unsightly. Looks like something someone stole or found in the trash.>>1785102>>1785105
kek she wouldn't be out of place at bingo night at all. That's for sure. Maybe she could meet her fellow "goths" like her there too.
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I'm surprised she posted this. She really does need to take better care of herself, stop eating junk food, and get serious about exercise. Damn girl.
She was never SA'd, she cheated on the guy she was shacking up with in San Francisco. She screwed his best friend in his bed and guess who that was? Her ex-husband. She would publicly humiliate her ex on Instagram with Adam along side her. She never got out, she refused to leave the apartment and just gamed all day
Just look up Jill_BSAA or Kitty Ravage
She's gained a little as evidence of her ill fitting jeans, but honestly doesn't look bad. She just needs to learn how to dress herself if anything. The ugly granny tops coupled with the too tight skinny jeans and god awful mid-calf hiking boots do her absolutely no favors. The tank top is fine on it's own if she hadn't pulled it up to thirst trap her lil muffin top. kek>>1785615>>1785631
I'm semi new to her threads, but wow. So she's been a lazy (cheating) boy obsessed neet her whole life up until working at Target?
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The best basic California roll that would be impossible for even the most dangerous of retards to fuck up kek. What complex tastes! Yeah I like sushi I'm a WeIrDo
Lmfao. With the imitation crab too? Oh heather! You weird bitch! You and your weird pallet being weird! Omg so quirky and different no wonder its hard for you to keep a BF!
Kek, all joking aside, this is hilarious. You cant even call that sushi. The fish flavored crab is cooked heather… idk if you know that.
Ayrt. I never heard of Giant so i didnt even know that was grocery store sushi. I was seriously thinking it was a sushi resturaunt at the very least! That makes this whole thing all the more funnier. I couldnt imagine thanking and giving a shotout to my local grocery store for some california rolls.
Heather, you boring basic bitch, you are not single for the reasons you think.
Weirdly enough i dont hate this cow. I dont like her but she is surprisingly bearable on the only level a cow could ever be. Which is barely.
I didn’t hate her until I went back to the first thread like another nonnie
suggested and read about her California time, her “homelessness”, the gofundme… if the threads were super old I would be more understanding but they’re only three years old, this bitch is a cow and a half and I hate her full cow behavior. I believe she could be helped if she was honest with herself but she’s always going to be a victim
and that’s disgusting.
ayrt and not surprised, Giant's regional kek think Safeway
I wouldn't even think they stock sushi
Im the anon youre all replying to. >>1785873
Oh geez i guess i should go back and see that shit too. I hate people who play the eternal victim
Ooohhh okay well ive heard of safeway. Kek!>>1785853
Ive only eaten at a few sushi places but im VERY picky. And my small town save mart definetly doesnt have a sushi chef and only sells california rolls and other imitation crab variations that have no raw fish.(learn2integrate)
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Why does she post almost the same exact thing every single day? It's not because she's just a big spooky lonely weirdo. Fuck she annoys me. She reminds me of Moaning Myrtle.
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That's the ONLY way she's ever going to make friends.
most groups of people will accept people who show up, are friendly, and are generally engaged in the shared interest
people who whine on main about how nobody loves them boo hoo are doing themselves no favors in terms of gaining social acceptance
Thats her problem. She wants it to happen magically instead of putting in effort to atleast leave the house and go do something that will introduce her to people.
I feel like she would be an insufferable friend. The kind that cant talk unless its about them. Cant just delve into a subject without having some made up story that relates to it or an opinion that is exaggerated for no reason.
Heather is about as interesting as a wet sock thats been slapped on the sidewalk really hard.
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The fact that she admits this every time is so cringe. Go in your fucking house man! Why sit in your car for an hour doing this?? And we all know she isn’t capable of putting her phone down.
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how’s that been working out for her, again?
at least HeatherMum got free
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She would probably have to speak to someone whose really into US history or a social studies teacher. Knowing her she would find him boring or complain he's not spoopy enough for her.
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Idk how to embed videos but she has this creepy minute-long story about how her fantasy is to see a cute boy in a store and talk to him and they exchange numbers and have their first date at the same store then fall in love and get married… in the same store… all while grinning maniacally from behind this plant. She needs to get some fucking help.
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WOOF. I feel in 5 years I could check on this thread and it would be the exact same posts from her. Except more desperate and unhinged, with a triple digit Ryan Bodycount.
Has her IG always had this blurb? You'd think someone who complains daily of loneliness would deign to check her DMs.
absolutely, and women cosplay as nurses and vivandières and bystanders and even as women masquerading as men to fight
Camel could NEVER and would never be able to get the clothes right
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Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.
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Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.
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Just imagining this is entirely too funny to me too anon. I hope she links up with some cringey reenactor ryan. He could even be the soul of her ghost boyfriend reborn!
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Here you go, Nonnie
What?? She looks normal. She’s a normal weight. I will say this you are the one with the issue if you look at a woman the size of Heather & act as if she’s morbidly obese… in this instance you are a stupid cow…
Heather is an attention seeker. She doesn’t want to do any work herself to improve her life. As that would require actually going out & making an effort. She’s always posting these self pity billboard signs on IG, every other day, as she likes receiving messages from followers to boost her fragile ego. She blanks the ‘unattractive’ men that reach out as she sees them as beneath her, I really thinks she’s holding out for a ‘cute guy’ to slide into her DMs after the latest pity party.
to be fair she said "historic site" not "store" kek
doesn't stop that whole thing from being creepy but
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This is all I could see when I watched this.
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Trying to make it sound like she isn't from Westmoreland county or some shit where the worst thing to happen is the WASPY rise in the opioid epidemic.
You’re right, my bad.>>1788701
This is perfection kek
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Its a love story
if she's 5'2"-5'4", she's definitely closer to 140-145lbs currently. Nothing too crazy, but she's definitely slightly chubby for her height and has pretty stocky looking legs.>>1789110
ngl she seems like the type that would lie about being slightly shorter than she actually is for the "smoll bean" rp. She's definitely fairly short though judging by her proportions.
Hmm thats interesting. We need a picture of her standing next to a counter, car, park bench or landmark, and an autistic nonnie
willing to do the math. >>1789310
Yeah thats what im saying. Too many women glorify being "smaller" like it automatically makes them more attractive or superior than other women. Usually people who focus on and talk about their "tininess" arent that tiny in my experience and are often bigger than i am. Sometimes it feels pedophilic the way some women try and shill themselves as small.
And i dont doubt our super unique and special butterfly girl needs more things to make herself interesting or desirable? She is so fucking annoying i cant stand it lol
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Someone who gets what? If I stepped in a puddle as deep as she is it wouldn't even get my sock wet
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Doesn't she get tired of thinking this way every second of every day?
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Clearly not since it's cross-platform. I know so many people into the same weird stuff but are interesting and actual in depth whole human adults
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She needs therapy not to get high and lay about swiping on apps and eating more junk food. Some kind of anxiety meds might help with her obvious paranoia, but I could see her getting addicted. She already looks like a suburban opioid mom.
Kept seeing articles about Lauren Boebert and kek Heather's aesthetic really gives more "conservative mom" than it does quirky graveyard goth.
doesn't she have this groundbreaking realisation every second day? Nonnas saying that she needs therapy are so right, she needs therapy and to stop posting online every minute of the day.>>1790054
had to look her up, but I see it, too. Heather would need some practice looking so angry all the time, but the rest, she has already mastered that.
God, she wants to be a victim
so bad. I think this is her cope for being unable to form normal adult relationships. I'm starting to agree with the anons who think she's on the spectrum.
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literally every day now…it's incredible that she's evidently this miserable but won't try anything new / proactive to address her problems.
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BOTH of these are tame, and I'm 100% sure the second one is a repost of a comment she's gotten before, so not even new
it was tame then and it's tame now
Oh no, not Netflix! How boring and lame of him.
She's awfully judgemental for someone constantly screaming victim
This bitch knows they make historical dramas, right? I swear she has zero imagination. She legit thinks shes too good and "weird" to watch a damn movie. Exhausting behavior.
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This is literally just flirting and trying to show interest in her soooo weird picrel interests>>1791253>located in Washington D.C.>DC is 84.8 miles from Gettysburg>mfw you set your radius to within 100 miles and still can’t find a spooky Ryan who wants a big titty goff mommy gf
What does she want these guys to do? If they joke about her hobbies as an icebreaker to encourage her to talk about it, that's unacceptable? If they even ask her about it that's crossing a line? I don't understand how she expects men to behave. >>1791544
Should have saged but thanks for the info nonnie
. I feel like Heathers too vapid to gel with historical reenactors. If her man asked her on any of those dates, she'd dump him for being a "typical hiker guy." Metal detecting and kayaking is too outdoorsy, not spoopy enough kek. She doesn't enjoy anything except lurking around graveyards and antique shopping.
and the double-standard of getting mad at him for getting one message amid her many that she would be getting
all of it sounds believable, even the "getting very sexual very fast" vibe
ruined by posting her tits, gg ryan, if you are a ryan
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Heather being a "freak in the sheets" gives off more of a Brenda from Scary Movie 2 vibe
She’s a mean one Mr Grinch….
Whines about being alone. Gets a little bit of interaction & shits all over them as if she’s too good for their responses…
It’s either or. Can’t be both.
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Femcel Heather posted this yesterday on IG. I forgot to post it and now I noticed she deleted it from her stories.
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Is she serious? Does she think that anyone thinks getting healthy is controversial? Where is this coming from?
>I don't need to validate healthy changes in my life to ANYONE
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She deleted this quickly. It's been a minute before she went on this rant.
Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…>No friends whatsoever>Pumped and dumped by a dozen men>Addicted to her phone>No hobbies>No personality>Apartment full of junk>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target>Overweight and gaining
She's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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Hmmm I would edit this
Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…>No friends whatsoever (agreed - deliberately isolates herself until it’s a ‘cute guy’) >Pumped and dumped by a dozen men (it’s 2023 so implying any woman for sleeping with men is a little incel like of you … just saying)>Addicted to her phone (yes!)>No hobbies (she’s addicted to her screen time on social media)>No personality (she has some sort of personality but what that is … )>Apartment full of junk (I wouldn’t call it junk, each to their own, she’s an impulse buyer)>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target (nothing wrong with that)>Overweight and gaining (would we say she’s overweight? She looks normal to me)
She's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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Holy shit what’s with this tits out stance.
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Any time Heather even smiles any more she just looks like a creepy stalker. I think because it's always the same exact smile, the same exact head tilt. She smiles like someone else is taking her picture, it's so fucking weird. Imagine being a Ryan waking up and seeing this.(fanart)
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She reminds me of Kevin Gibes
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>since people have always complained about my name
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Stupid comments she received on her latest post. Top dude has been flirting on her posts. Definitely she won't bother with him. The guy saying fools cracked me up.
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from a late night rant a few days ago, in which, while complaining about how she can't get a bf who is to her exact specifications, she also mentioned that one of the reasons owl!Ryan broke up with her was because their hobbies were "fighting for domination."
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I wonder if she has pictures of anyone but herself on her phone and laptop.
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Has she unlocked a new level of pathetic with this one?
she has to do something about that positively tragic hair
and worse personality
She seems too OCD to ever change it. Aside from the wondrous, life-changing idea to part it on the side instead of the middle, she hasn't always looks the same. She's called her ugly grey eyeshadow her "signature look" before so I'm assuming she thinks that her hair is also some kind of signature style.
At this point I think she should be with ProJared. They're perfect for each other; they both have terrible style, no personality, and they're both completely self-obsessed.
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>Continues the dating app hunt in spite of multiple announcements that she's "done"
>Gets offered $600 for content
>Tells creep she's saving herself for someone special out there
>Definitely knows her worth and it's more than $250-600
>Immediately gives it up for free any time a new Prince Ryan enters the picture
>Gets dumped shortly after and is Ryan-less and $600-less
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Already deleted. Please seek help.
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Aaand she's back to thirst trapping.
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bunny boiler energy. this is why no serious ryan is interested. she advertise herself as someone who would be willing to sleep with anyone as long as they lie to her about big goffik love. please respect yourself!
she seems to be too inpatient for seriuous relationship. like a teenager.
Despite documenting most of her boring life online, I've never seen any evidence – ever – of Heather actually making an effort to connect with another person.
Her Ryan-hopping stints do not count.
>>1808943>because this girl ain’t settling for anything less than girlfriend status. And I’ll be alone as long as it takes to reach that level with someone
This is telling. I get not wanting to date fuckboys and looking for something serious. But for Heather this means she wants the relationship to be uncomfortably intimate immediately
. She goes on one date and now she is his girlfriend, they are in SO in love, and and from this point on their lives shall revolve around each other. Except we live on Earth and nobody actually wants this or is prepared for this.
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Nobody cares about your FUCKING BORING SIGN Heather! Fuck! She is absolutely deluded.
The worst part is the only time you will get an insincere, love at first sight whirlwind experience is when some sociopathic conartist is lovebombing you, before shortly turning into his true asshole self once you're hooked. Generally those guys will be emotionally or physically abusive
dossers. She's actually lucky that her relationships are short because from my research, relationships with lovebombing sociopaths always turn out absolutely horrible.
She doesn't actually understand a healthy relationship is a shared interest, and is slow, same as platonic friendship, slow is normal. all the bangs and whistles she wants are actually the worst red flags.
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which Ryan was this? I honestly cannot keep track.
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True that they lovebomb each other, but things can get very dark with sociopath moids. The worst one I read years back was after the lovebombing, marriage etc they broke up, he got shared custody of the kid and took out life insurance on this toddler, who subsequently drowned in the moid's care. This is the kind of man she chases since normal men don't put on a massive con and fake personality in order to snare a victim
with the intention of draining resources/finances/labour from them.>>1811632
I think they can, the same as healthy samesex friendships can exist, everything doesn't have to be a bpd masterclass but certainly it always is for our resident cows
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Who is this picture even for?
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Goddamn this bitch is boring as fuck. I have no idea why I keep praying she hurries up and gets a new Ryan, I already know what will happen exactly but come on already.
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We're not supposed to armchair, but I think it's pretty obvious that there's some kind of cluster B personality disorder on display.
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Which Ryan was this and why does she share old pictures so much.
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I think it might actually be a new picture. She also posted this one, interspersed with other pictures from today. You can see in the bottom corner of this image that she's wearing the same flannel and pants as in some earlier selfies from today.
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One of the selfies in question.
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I don't want to jinx it, but here's a first glimpse.
kek, maybe someone should gift her some clocks now? And you know, soon she will tell us that she knows everything about clocks and can build one herself, the same way she tells us she is an amazing cook…>>1817767
last Ryan I gave 3 months (think I was right about that), ClockRyan, if he honestly knows something about clocks and craftsmanship, I give a month. If you are a craftsman and not completely stupid, you can't stand someone that knows nothing and just sits there photographing you while doing all the work. But he is a man, he might be completely stupid.
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She goes on so often about how she doesn't watch horror movies, yet posts a Hellraiser meme? I wonder if she even understands the reference. My money is on ClockRyan being a horror movie fan.
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She looks so delusional in all of her pictures now. What is this hair?? I sincerely beg her to stop thinking the "signature smoky eye" is doing anything positive for her.
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Wonder what she's going to Long Island for. Kinda far for her to check out any spooky places and there aren't many that are even well known. Possible another Ryan she's on the hunt for?
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The fact that she's asking if driving somewhere is scary is so stupid that it feels like she's just intentionally dropping that she's off to Long Island and hoping someone will ask what's going on. It's a day drive on the fucking interstate, not like she's traversing a rickety-ass bridge over an alligator-ridden swamp in a car with one flat tire.
it's a car on the road with other cars on it? and there's traffic?
it's long island get a grip kek
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PLEASE. The clock obsession begins.
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Alright, it's been what, a week? How fast do you think she's going to announce her love and devotion to ClockRyan and days later post a million videos of herself crying in her car for hours?
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So here >>1819782
she says she's pausing dating because of this guy, who she should just be enjoying having first dates with, but she's already nailing him down with their "connection" and taking herself off the market. And she's definitely going to see ClockRyan in Long Island as she can't explore much without a vehicle. This is already spiraling, I love it.
She's just looking for attention and for people to ask why she's going to long island. Surely she can't be retarded enough to not simply google this up. I mean, she looks up her own name to browse here.>>1819955>>1819956>>1820153
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So she goes on ONE date, ONE DATE with this dude and it's "life lately"?? She needs to be committed. >>1820153
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I think this is ClockRyan. Can’t be sure, but I think so. She shared a star wars post today he made. Thought she didn’t like pop culture?
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This unearned feeling of being superior to everyone else is so mysterious to me. The implication that no one else loves deeply, cares about things or is anything but a two-dimensional cardboard cutout just confirms that she's too self-involved to truly get to know anyone.
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On a separate note, get ready for fresh Ryan milk this weekend!
Kek I love the bets with every new Ryan saga. My prediction is she dramatically struggles through every second of the trip, meets him in NY, and decides "he's toxic
It's hilarious that she's probably paying for the trip, too.
Buying new plants instead of learning why her current ones are dying, not being able to figure out accommodations when traveling, taking herself off the market and already abaorbing ClockRyan's surface interest associations (plaid, clocks) as her own… Why does she so readily announce what are clearly red flags kek.
We all know it's an untreated personality disorder, but how has she gotten to her mid 30s without even half a moment of self-reflection. It's mind-boggling.
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Whelp, she’s already dropping L bombs. What could possibly go wrong?
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She posted just before this that she isn't getting into NYC until after midnight, and is clearly getting picked up by the guy. Putting out immediately, classic Heather. I predict there will be "I love yous" in her story tomorrow.
meets a guy off a dating app and travels alone to his home in another state to spend the night with him, instantly.
at least she is posting all these details so the police will be able to find the guy easily when she gets murdered
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Here we go.
How annoyed I would be to be on a date and constantly have a smartphone near me because my date has to take pictures every minute of the day>>1822020
but she can't find any friends, because she is way too weird, never forget that, she is just not like the others and no one can handle her
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She's like a 50yo karen from the waist up and a edgy millennial from the waist down. lmao>>1822194
honestly looks like an estate sale or antique store tbh
RIP Heather’s plants. If things continue with ClockRyan they don’t stand a chance. >>1822191
Why does she insist on dressing like a conservative boomer grandma? Even her previous tacky Hot Topic/Dolls Kill aesthetic was miles better than this.
Exactly. It's unfathomable to me how an adult can live long-term in a fantasy where it's possible to achieve a lifetime's worth of love and commitment within a week, and be continually surprised when it blows up in her face.
And how can someone live with such a melodramatic parade of uncontrollable emotions, and yet never even once consider self-analysis or therapy?
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It's ok Heather, he was toxic anyways. You'll always have clocks.
We've reached the 48-hour Ryan cycle
I can't imagine how awful she must be that they couldn't even have a nice horny weekend without it ending in tragedy
There was no horniness imo, one of her stories had her retardedly running around a stone maze (just in the ground, no walls so you can just walk right across it) while NYan stood aimlessly at one end, like not taking part in the "fun" just standing there.
She sorely needs some female friends rather than catfishing endless Ryans into walking around graveyards with her, guys do not meet up with rando women to simply spend quality time with them [they want to bang] essentially walking around parks, though that is what Heather wants.
She does all the cleavage shots, flirty pics, and then meets up with them and just walks around, amazing really that she keeps doing it and she keeps catching so many Ryans and wasting their time kek
I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enough, they bail before that because it quickly becomes obvious that heather is incabable of treating other people as anything other than props for heather. like, i guess running around a graveyard could be a fun, if weird date but clearly heather's just doing it to be goffic - I don't know if she's ever had "fun" with another person, as in doing something just to have a good time. literally everything she does is trying to appeal to some stupid ideal of herself she made up in her head. i don't know if she even really wants a ryan, i think she just likes the idea of being in a relationship.
this also why she will never have any female friends. even if she wanted them, she'd be incapable of treating the other person as anything other than an instagram prop.
This is exactly it, she just wants someone to post cutesy pictures on IG about "my person <3 <3 <3 <3". They're just an accessory to enhance Heather. They might as well be an NPC. Thats why she freaks out when they have their own friends and hobbies and don't just want to exist in a codependent little bubble with her.
She wouldn't have female friends because she's extremely insecure and threatened by anything that challenges her tiny little world. At best she would just use them to try to meet guys somehow.
Ayrt yes that’s exactly it.
To you and all other nonetschkas, sorry I posted three times because glitch.
>>1823226>I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enough
this. The scrotes whove had sex with heather and posted about it here get banned and their posts deleted, but I can remember 2 different men in this thread saying she puts out extremely early. First meeting early. >that heather is incapable of treating other people as anything other than props
this, she sees relationships as transactional. If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuck who will do whatever she wants in exchange for sex because that's what she thinks heterosexual love is. >>1823346>pagan stone circle
Wait she was acting like a child on a pagan labyrinth? This is hilarious. Her new Ryan takes her on a suitably spoopy adventure and she acts like a toddler? Pagan Labyrinths are supposed to be used for spiritual exploration and introspection, she showed her date how shallow she was. Instead of taking her spoopy shit seriously, she goofed around and acted like a manic pixie dream girl?
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Here's the video we're all discussing. Sorry for quality, I had to compress it.
Idk she shared a video a couple weeks ago of her ‘sensually’ watering her plants for rumramryan, too bad I deleted the recording>>1823769> If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuck
Exactly, I don’t gaf if she has sex on the first date but she’s delusional about what that achieves
the Ryancycle gets shorter and shorter
can she get it down to 24 hours for the whole meet—WORLD’S GREATEST LOVE—devastated by breakup cycle? I believe in our camelgirl
Appreciate you Nonnie
! You guys weren't kidding, she was full on retard in this. My toes curled when she did her baby voice at the end.
oh my god, kek. Her thinking it was a maze and gasping for air while running around it giggling like a maniac. Heather really thinks she's the main character of some shitty romcom movie. Thank you for sharing this nonnie
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ClockRyan seemed to have dark hair, this guy's hair is ginger or light brown. She also mentions these are from a stroll around Gettysburg. I think it's a different guy.>>1824454
She also took a video of them walking together. Picrel.
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How long before she has 60 clocks and an area of her house she calls her "peaceful clock room where she goes to listen to their soothing sounds."
I'm the anon who posted >>1824488
and I've changed my opinion, I think you guys are right. Although Converse are super basic shoes and it wouldn't be unusual for two different "alt" dudes to wear