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No. 1732879
Twelfth Ryan’s A Charm: we welcome the dawn of BrianRyan.
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IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
No. 1732921
>>1732920Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a
victim who fled from an “
abusive husband” and terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an
abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She was living back at home with her parents for a couple of years, in which she managed to acquire a job and a car (then another, with a lot of help from mommy, after she “totalled” the first).
She finally moved out from mommy’s house, to a new home in a new city, all for the love of Ryan 14 but, as the curse of Heather never runs smoothly, was unceremoniously dumped by her Ryan as soon as she got there. She found a new job, as a Target merchandising manager, and, after a lot of handwringing and lamenting, decided to stay in her new place.
Day-to-day, Our Gal Heather continues all her usual crazy and continues putting ALL her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.
No. 1732927
>>1732926
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one, just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is, he promised the world then booted her out of his home…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Nonas assumed it was all off after the usual Sad Girl posts, but, lo and behold, BrianRyan seems to be back in the picture. No. 1732931
>>1732930>Milking the Lurch split for as much as it’s worth >>1615469, >>1615921, >>1616026, >>>Car Crying >>1616225>Lurch blocks, she starts the blast/stalk and he fucks off >>1616331, >>1616332, >>1616333, >>1616335, rant >>1616337, stalk >>1616342. >The hunt for New Ryan begins >>1618571>What’s this, the reappearance of FemRyan? >>1618711, >>1618812. >Plant Mommy takes a back seat (it was, after all, Lurch’s influence) >>1618900>Nonas reminisce about the bust-up with FemRyan, he of the HIV anon text message scare, >>1619063, >>1619065, also highlighting that Hag’s been through 7 additional RyanCycles since him. No. 1732932
>>1732931>How Do I Find A Ryan posting plus more Lurch baiting with FemRyan, >>1619648, nonas start speculating that Lurch is actually a massively toxic tradwife seeking gym moid with retarded takes, and that Hag herself dodged a bullet. >A visual Ryan Catalogue for all you devotees >>1619951. >After a tedious amount of time deciding whether she is going to stay or go, Hag is in her new home >>1621125. >Less than 24 hours in her new home, and she’s decided she’s living in downtown Dodge >>1621357. Weed smoking! Playing music! >>1621364. >Housing and Hunger Go Fund Me put to good use - rug shopping! Spoon rests! >>1622419, >>1626567. >Saving lives and overcoming adversity one conquest at a time >>1623076. >A load of infighting about how she should be living, then this cringe >>1628563.>The usual lamenting >>1631995.>Plans to go to an event run by a body part seller >>1633014.>Neighbour stalking her saga >> 1634519, >>1638120. IG goes private for the duration. Landlord sorts it out. >Shopping and Thirst Traps, now IG public again >>1640546.>Hag gets yet another Fresh Hair Makeover in which she looks the same as ever >>1641973.>I’m just so weird, guys! >>1642991. >Makes a sandwich, calls it cooking >>1644642.. No. 1732933
>>1732932>Desperately seeking Ryans, and the Neighbour Stalker is given then boot >>1648109. >More self pity >>1648504, >>1650155, >>1651128, >>1653321.>Swiping through dating apps for five hours straight >>1659141. >PTSD flashback >>1664758. >Loads of boring shit, too much to bother to link to, honestly. >Abandoned Cat Saga >>1667681. >Boring shit, thirst posts, dating apps…>Another insight into the Lurch dump, trauma nightmares, although we suspect it’s bullshit >>1671510. >Can’t ever go home, things bad here, losing my job etc yawn >>1677968. >Mommy says “Fuck no, you can’t come back here!” >>1681919, “Family ran me out!” >>1681969. No. 1732937
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Okay nonettes, I did my best. Hopefully Shaymin will sort this shit out. I don’t think it was me being dumb?
Anyway, we welcome BrianRyan, please to let the fresh milk flow.
No. 1732943
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Throwback to how "traumatizing" her breakup with Lurch was. It seems that she spent Christmas home alone. That fight with her mum must have been really bad.
No. 1732945
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Christmas day. She posted a bunch of her plants and the above story about why Lurch ended it.
No. 1732953
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>>1732946Don’t worry nona
>this is just the beginning>again No. 1732965
>>1732953her obsession with the past and the inability to let things go is so fucking concerning
get therapy heather jfc
No. 1734391
>>1734265I know what you’re saying
nonnie, but she’s couched this is a very specific way. In reality he may have just been sick of her annoying juvenile ways and that was the last straw. overreaction, sure,
toxic moid for sure, but she's such a perpetual
victim. Why not just tell him to get fucked and get herself out of there before this muscle thirsty knucklehead did.
No. 1734400
>>1732943What's with all the talk about propagating lately? Did she just learn that word so now she says she does it all the time (and always has, ofc)?
"Any chance he could" cracks me up, they were together for ten fucking minutes.
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No. 1734510
>>1734499So they both mentally are stuck at 14, this unironically bodes well for her. They both have the faux alternative but desperately boring normie thing going on too
>>1734265Yeah I believe it too, just sounds like normal moid tard rage things
No. 1734663
>>1734640From the way she worded it, I'm thinking he caught her rummaging through the bin for the container, said something akin to 'hey what the fuck are you doing? That's a bit much' and she got defensive and lost her shit. Maybe it started off with the rummaging and escalated to the fact that she freshly moved in with an insane amount of plants in the degen's parents' home. God forbid Heather has a "hobby" outside of helping him find his missing chromosome. I could imagine Heather having a meltdown when someone even slightly disagrees with anything she does. So something small escalates into 'you hate my hobby and me as a person'.
Honestly I wouldn't doubt it if Lurch's parents said something to him about the plants and he doubled down on their disproval. When you're an emo adult man still living with mommy, you don't get much leverage for conflict. He probably figured kicking Heather to the curb was a lot easier than getting his shit together and trying to resolve conflict like an adult. But who am I kidding. They both seem to be emotionally arrested at 14.
No. 1735338
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So it appears to be going well. She also posted a video of her stroking his hair.
the eyebrow piercing combined with a sparse brow is not a good look on this dude
No. 1736542
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IDK yall I think this one is gonna stick around for awhile.
No. 1736686
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>>1736542Lmao Native-American-Wolf-Headdress-Woman on his arm and Samurai-Kabuki-Mask-Woman on his ribs. Unbelievably tacky and cringe.
No. 1736731
>>1735387OT but green thumbed
nonnie, please help me with keeping my baby korns alive.
>>>/g/306236 also ngl i love her plant hobby i just have a feeling that she just gets the ones her workplace sells which isn’t a bad thing but it’s just mindless consooming. she could make so many friends by trading propagation. my best friend i’ve gotten to know like that! it’s an incredible way to sperg out without being thought of being weird. she could thrift cool spooky/valleygirl pots too..
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FB official
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She posted another photo of them cuddling while he's topless, but I can't stand seeing his face again so have these screenshots.
This one is a bit fascinating because Heather has diverged from the usual routine of forcing the new guy to visit graveyards and antique stores every day. Instead they are hanging out at home while she takes photos of him topless and posts about how hot he is. I think this is the first guy Heather's been actually attracted to out of all her Ryans.
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No. 1737171
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Long distance?!
No. 1737198
>>17371822023 in motion!
heather has a surprisingly good-looking red-flag, and the phrase 'Pregnant man vibes' is a real thing
No. 1737215
>>1737170Retards like Hags always think that instantaneous hookups and the rush that comes with them = stable forever relationship
Most people in their 30s are aware that this phase is fun, but it isn't indicative of long-term happiness or actual love. She is stuck at 15, and this is going to blow up in her face when either one of them has to deal with adult feelings or decisions. She is so gross and keeps on hooking up with the most immature men imaginable, thinking it's happily ever after. I give it to the end of the month.
No. 1737221
>>1737155>now that I won't be working as muchwhat, did something happen at target?
>>1737171>on this tripfor some reason I assumed they were at her place, I wonder where he's at. I don't feel like he's that far
guys I'm not convinced he's straight I'm just putting that out there
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Left without comment kek
No. 1737311
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>>1737171always wondered who was buying those earrings
No. 1737573
>>1737535might just be me, but my first thought was cute smile, but crazy af eyes with something off behind em. the stylistic choices in tattoos jewellery hair etc lend to this conclusion as well, tho they're real A Class Normie supplies - might be just a boring poser like our girl. imo boy is either basic af and can't read the signs, or he's a complete freak and it'll reveal itself; regardless hope it works out for ya Heather.
I'll admit, with how normie he looks, I'm pretty astounded and suspicious that she hasn't scared him off yet after the last quick bouts of low-quality Ryans so quickly dumping her. Unless she really quickly all at once learned to hold her chill, just the fact that he's still vibing with her raises the ol' alarm bells for me. Speculation but I get the feeling that they're both utterly shallow narcissists and the other person doesn't matter that much as long as they're filling a role. Not trying to be overly catty, but hey, where am I posting afterall?
No. 1737701
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Wow it's actually not that bad
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I don’t know, I think something is majorly wrong with him. He posted this, on purpose, in September. As a profile picture. The hair, the massive whitehead, the derangement. He legit looks like he has a child pornography folder on his laptop.
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Heather please. This is a target dressing room.
No. 1738094
>>1732879Can we just call him
Bryan instead of Brianryan?
No. 1738108
>>1738074I'm sure the pay is dependent on her area though
>>1737701Is Heather a merchandising manager or does she just do merchandising itself? I'm confused
No. 1739030
>>1738192>>1738353>>1738489FemRyan smoked weed and drank. She didn't care until they broke up, then she wouldn't shut up about "immature fuckboys who just want to party." She's such a pickme kek
Also if Heather's getting 60k/yr then her rent is 60k/yr kek. Her disposable income has seemingly taken a huge hit from living by herself, she was spending so much on antiquing and driving around before lurch.
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>>1737701Seems closer to 40k / yr
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No. 1739124
>>1739118dang they don't even last long enough to warrant a nickname lately. by the time you can place a name, you realize they are already gone…
I miss the will-they won't-theys tbh. you're showing your hand too quickly lately Heather
No. 1739759
>>1739731lol that made me laugh.
He also looks like the type to clap when the plane lands.
No. 1740075
>>1737332ayrt and late but rip you guys kek
something still doesn't sit right with me, I'm excited to see how this all goes
No. 1741882
>>1738077>>1738101This is what makes her interesting to me, she is clearly cute and has a decent job (now) and overall could easily catch a decent man but she self-sabotages in a unique way.
She is light years ahead of other cows comparitavely and yet she still makes her own life incredibly hard and suffers for no reason. It's art
No. 1742397
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Goodbye Bryan
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>>1742414It's interesting, anon.
No. 1742484
>>1742424Somehow we summoned the obsessed males, nobody here has Heather gifs saved and your filename
hotgothgirlsmiling; Jesus wept. Maybe she was freaking out in that video because she was spending time with your unbearable ass.
From what I can see from Heather's own content she's quite a mild person, and even doing customer service for so long is not in line with the personality of someone who flips on a dime, customer service is all about tolerance and patience. So I don't think your furry buddy's video proves anything personally.
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>>1742399My guess is that went too far with her how-much-do-you-love-me testing again and told him that she just had a GriMm FeElInG and needed comfort and support and to hold her and pet her hair, and he was like wtf this is bipolar desperate and needy I can't handle this. But of course to her followers he just quit loving her when she needed him most or something.
Either that or she scared him away by being too gothic and had too many plants, for sure!
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>>1742957Without a doubt they broke up.
>Letting go impossibleBitch you were dating for THREE WEEKS. Next time don't put out on the first date and say you love him on the second.
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Imagine getting dumped by someone who wears Transitions lenses.
No. 1743291
>>1743130I'm already in his DMs, gonna fuck him before that seedy hair gives up completely and he still has a vestige of hot.
Suck on that, Hagthur. Seethe and moisturize, don't forget you're already dead in dog years.
(cowtipping) No. 1743732
>>1743123Not having a boyfriend = absolute isolation
Jfc, Hags, find a "work bestie" or something. There are people EVERYWHERE. She's like a fucking pod person who incubates in stark, gray nothingness until she locates a male target to obsess over.
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Still says she's in a relationship with bRyan so I don't think we've heard the last of him quite yet
No. 1743977
>>1743291KEK
nonnie are you really? I really want him ngl
No. 1744195
>>1743978Today I learned that some people think cashiers and waitresses are using their genuine personalities when interacting with the public. Cute. Even somebody like Hags can slap on a fake smile and say "have a nice day," she's not required to have a good personality to work in customer service.
In answer to your first question, just skim through a couple threads or just scroll up. She's clingy, obsessive, exhausting, and has the emotional maturity of a spoiled middle schooler.
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No. 1744366
>>1744318Don't worry
nonny, I think your eye safety is very cool.
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No. 1744866
>>1744830but
nonny how is she supposed to pull a new ryan unless she posts these pointless proclamations for the ten-thousandth time?
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And the circle of life continues
No. 1745240
>>1744366Thank you
nonny although now I'm seriously considering getting non-transition lenses next time.
No. 1745674
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For some reason these had to be four separate stories. Your tits aren't that interesting, Heather.
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>>1745674Arguably her baby-butt-in-a-bra cleavage is a bit more interesting than her personality, interests, skills and hobbies.
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This is still up though?
No. 1745773
>>1745674I'm sensing it was bRyan's idea to take this picture
>>1736542 and since then her selfies are her hiding amongst her plants kek
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Cozy time with a full face of make-up, Heather?
I feel like she'd be slightly less insufferable if she just owned her need to post dolled up thirst traps instead of trying to act like that's just how she looks/dresses all the time.
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I doubt she's doing this for any legitimate personal reason other than either wanting to add "vegan" to her roster of shit she isn't, or to impress a new Ryan who happens to be vegan.
Did anyone see her long stories about her loneliness, where she was mostly just playing with her hair the whole time? Did she dirty delete?
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>>1746393I saw it. She basically gleaned that BRyan was the problem and was
toxic. I didn't save it but I did save the image attached.
No. 1748244
>>1746526It's fascinating what a goldfish brain she has, she learns literally nothing from experience. Going "all in" with a moid you barely know and getting into a "relationship" within a few days is a good way to end up stuck with an
abusive weirdo. She has absolutely no screening process for men apart from 1) is gawff or gawff-adjacent and 2) validates my stupid hobbies, she's lucky she hasn't ended up in far worse situations.
No. 1748267
>>1746526Why is it so important for her to let people know she cried, and for how long? And it's always for hours… "I spent two hours crying in my car",
four hours in an
empty bath? Like it's not attention-seeking enough to announce you've cried for four hours but you need to add the empty bath part. Which is probably isn't even true because if so that's psycho shit.
No. 1748399
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She seems fine today, I wonder if like every cow on this board she simply has bpd and experiences massive mood shifts which she tries to pinpoint on her environment but are in fact 95% from her brain. Not to say bRyan isn't likely an asshole but no two week fling deserves hours of crying. Tis the bpd.
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>>1748399bonus context nonmilk
No. 1748497
>>1748483She’s addicted to the attention. I bet she posts these hoping for some big outpouring reaction & probably half the time no one messages her so she takes them down.
One part of her is desperate to prove something & the other part of her just wants to be a martyr. You can’t be living your best life… & in the same day posting you have accepted you will never be loved & how lonely you are. On relationships.. she just dives in. She sleeps with these guys straightaway & wants 40 years worth of a love bond in just arrive within days. Then they fight or the guy runs for the hills & they break up. She has such an immature view of relationships for someone her age. It reminds me of when I was a kid thinking I’d meet my celeb crush & he’d fall in love with me straightaway with no work. Things rarely work out. You need to pace yourself & that’s why this pattern of self destructive behaviour thus continues.
No. 1748802
The best thing for Heather would be heavy therapy and focusing on her own problems for a while. The reason she only attracts toxic moids is because she's shallow and desperate, she gives off such pathetic vibes that you'd have to be broken mentally to approach her, AND she only replies to the uwu pretty men. Most divorcees in their 30s understand relationships will NEVER be what Heather wants, she's wasting her time with men younger than her because they're the only ones who will lie to her face and tell her the fairytale relationship is possible (for easy sex).
If she went lesbian it'd likely be the same thing. She's so femcel that any sane lesbian wouldn't approach her, and if anybody sane DID hit her up, she'd ignore them and prefer to chase an Aiden or someone out of her league.
Even if she had a perfect fairytale lesbian relationship she'd fuck it up with her hetero focus on romance. She expects her partner's life to revolve around her, but she won't make minor compromises for her partner. Everyone should focus on Heather's needs at all times, the partner is a servant for her needs and if they don't like that, they can leave. I don't know many lesbians who would agree to date this toxic bitch for a long time.
Also she's too self conscious to even entertain the idea of dating a woman kek. She hates all woman sexier than her, it sends her into a Sheetz spiral. Pretty sure she's gone vegan because it's a fad diet and she thinks she will lose weight. She is constantly whining about her weight and lack of sexiness, but won't do anything significant about it, she needs to work on herself BEFORE she can get a partner, but she refuses to work on herself UNTIL a partner is in the picture.
I bet Heather's mom thanks Lurch Ryan every day for making her daughter finally fucking move out.
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Delusion™
No. 1749102
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delusion pt. 2
No. 1749316
>>1749102why is posting old photos of how you used to look the very saddest of all thirst traps
also, she used to look meh
No. 1749398
I don’t know why I always come to these threads. Nothing ever changes because she’s unironically the most boring person in the world. She has the same interests as every other millennial woman in her 30s who was way too into Harry Potter and twilight in high school, but since I watched her pre-divorce I know she wasn’t always like this, so it seems somehow even stranger to me that she would adopt such a basic persona. She still lives with this high school-style idea of preps vs goths and thinks she’s such a freak and weirdo, and it’s such a weird way for a grown woman even ten years younger than her to view life, especially now when being goth or goth adjacent (I know she has never really been goth) isn’t even very alternative. I know she’s mostly a lolcow because she’s so dramatic and self obsessed and driven by ryans but I feel like that combined with how perfect a distillation of a completely average and regular woman she is is kind of fascinating.
>>1749102I must have missed if there’s some profound reason she stopped dressing this way. I don’t really get why she doesn’t just go back to it since she has posted this “throwback” multiple times in the last couple weeks.
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Guess the love-bombing and super-clinginess wasn't a hit with bRyan. I wonder why…
But the break-up was totes her choice. Mhm.
No. 1750130
>>1750052she really thinks that not acting on every emotion you feel or saying every thought you think is walking on eggshells. jesus fucking christ
when will she learn to not jump into relationships and actually get to know people
No. 1750233
>>1750052She gets close to realizing he wasn't her "person", he was just some dude she was hanging out with for 2 weeks. Everytime, he's her sun moon and stars while they're together, the happiest Heather has ever been. When it's over, he's a
toxic abusive fuck boy.
No. 1750244
>>1750130"People" to Hags are a nebulous concept based on aesthetics, and they only have value if they can become her instant forever boyfriend. It's like she can't see other people at all if they don't exist "romantically."
If she would have gotten to know bRyan at all, she would have realized he is a loser fuckboy who tolerated her clinginess just long enough for sex. She is so consistently, purposefully blind.
No. 1750262
>>1750181There’s no need to speculate, she changed her status to “in a relationship” 2 whole days after meeting him. That’s the type of red flag that would scare mentally healthy moids away and only attract
toxic moids looking for a crazy bpd girl to manipulate for sex. Her own behavior is the reason she can’t have a normal relationship. If she actually cared about having “haters” she’d take the advice in this thread to go to therapy and stop basing her entire identity & happiness around her latest Ryan of the week.
No. 1750798
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Back to letting everyone know how much and how dramatically she cries. Pity attention is better than no attention!
No. 1750969
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I miss the woman she was three weeks ago too. Her personality and life have changed so much.
No. 1750975
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No. 1751026
>>1750798there is no better relationshipbait than talking about how unstable you are
real dick magnet stuff, Heather
No. 1751461
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y tho
No. 1751506
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Has she ever thought that she may be the toxic one?!
No. 1751518
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>>1751506No anon, she's just misunderstood. You deserve to experience her in all her authenticity.
No. 1751609
>>1751439I cackled, thanks
nonny>>1751506slight blogpost/rant I'm bored, but heather so strongly reminds me of the only friend I've ever decided to solidly drop for being
toxic af. It takes ages sometimes to realize you're stuck in a cycle of lovebombing and bullying/control with them, especially if you're a decent person who doesn't even think to do that shit.
I wonder how wildly unsubtle and unstable she has to be that these edgelord normies can only stand the drama for a few weeks. They might suck too idk, but we tend to only see one side of the story (and from, to put it extremely generously, an unreliable narrator). I assume her narcissism and outward entitlement gets a little worse and harder to hide with each one.
I can't help but notice a exponential rise in the pattern of instability. As the Big Romance Language amps up quicker and quicker with each one, alas so shortens the time they hang around. This confuses heather and she hurts herself in confusion, driving her to be even more forward with her desperation, which makes them leave even faster. Honestly she makes for a fascinating sociological subject to study.
No. 1752222
File: 1674677739181.png (Spoiler Image,4.47 MB, 750x1334, 036343C7-45EF-4140-8AA8-D2C860…)
Heather:
Look up the stages of dating/relationships
There’s the INTEREST phase where you are curious about the potential. Get coffee. Do small talk, focus more on how you feel around them then what deep things are being shared
Then there’s ATTRACTION where you know they’re someone you’re sexually interested in
Then there’s DATING. They pass the test for the meet & greet (interest & attraction). Then start going on DATES where you reveal a bit each time. This is where you notice if you guys have enough in common and shared values
If the dating stage doesn’t end, you enter the REALITY where you start to really decide if this is YOUR PERSON or not. This is when the harder truths come out and you see what are the “hard” parts of each other. This is when you decide if the bad is worth the good, and if the good is something you’re ready to build a lasting union with
COMMITMENT comes next. This is when it’s exclusive and you’re openly each other’s people
After that is engagement and whatever whenever depending on what people want. The dating and reality stages last 6 months to a year.
I use to be like you and go too hard too fast. It’s actually really nice to slowly build with someone. That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losers
No. 1753047
>>1752222she needs therapy so damn bad, it would break my heart if she wasn't such a damn cunt about everything kek
>>1753034her hindsight of timelines is wildly exaggerated it seems as well. the way she talks about it you'd think she'd spent years with these losers… I swear a week in Heather time is a whole year. I guess she has nothing going on in her life so each moment is extra extra big and meaningful. the pressure has to be exhausting.
I noticed that once her relationships stopped making the 2 month mark, she was forced to start saying "last few weeks" instead of the ever elusive and changing "last few months"
No. 1753737
File: 1674830797095.jpg (1.03 MB, 1080x2035, SmartSelect_20230127_084205_In…)
She acts like this relationship was a year long. You should not be this hung up on a dude you knew for 30 days.
No. 1753745
>>1752222>That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losersBut Heather is a
toxic child woman and a loser, too
No. 1754452
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No. 1755403
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No. 1755715
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Now her home town is toxic when the other month she was crying to come back.
No. 1755718
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No. 1755719
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No. 1755720
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No. 1755969
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My personal favorite.
No. 1755996
>>1755969"I follow my heart and do whatever I want and don't let social media brainwash me"
"I can't date women because people online were mean to me one time"
No. 1756071
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No. 1756120
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No. 1757370
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Her desperation is so gnarly. I shop at Target and like plants! SuCh a WeIrDo!!!
No. 1757372
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Also the slightly parted lips in every picture is so gross to me. She should change out of her Cosby sweater and go to the gym, it's good for mental health as well as physical, and she might actually meet a real person. Bonus she could fit into all of her old Killstar shit again and really bring the goth larp back.
No. 1757882
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3 hours… imagine what you could do with 3 hours
No. 1758150
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New ramble on insta.
>she has an announcement
>acknowledges that everyone is likely rolling their eyes because she hasn't followed through on the online shop that's been "coming soon" since last May
>derails herself into a rant about how she was cancelled off of YouTube for changing how she dresses
>implies that people tried to put her on medication because she wanted a job and her own place
>she showed everybody
>anyway, she's going to start "making content" again
>Instagram is her "home" so instead of going back to YouTube she's going to focus on reels
>going to make videos about spooky adventures, antique finds, and "plant specimens and how to look after them"
>another tangent about how people pick on her because she's "so soft and nice and weird" and by the way everybody she IS a real explorer
>finishing strong with a classic Heather rant about how she's done listening to other people and she's just going to be herself and express her passions
Sage because blah blah blah second verse same as the first.
No. 1758191
>>1758150she interrupted her own rant many times to say "anyway, that's not what this announcement is about"
I watched the full thing and I still have absolutely no clue what the announcement was. it's so unhinged I almost wanna record it, but also it's so boring and the same old spiel I talked myself out of it.
No. 1758523
>>1758408If she posts this many selfies a day, imagine how many she sends to her partners… I'm sure it's constant and if they don't compliment her every single time she loses it and says they're
toxic.
No. 1758545
File: 1675286434931.jpg (245.67 KB, 1080x1919, 328164333_3452823395045846_243…)
Is this supposed to be sexy? Fucking gross.
No. 1759430
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Sorry, dropped pic.
No. 1759466
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Why does her voice sound so fake and cringe?! This isn't how her natural voice sounds.
And I think when she says "create more content" what she's really saying is "buy more junk"
No. 1760139
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This is egregious, Heather.
No. 1760140
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Also nitpick but is this what she does with her plants, she just puts them into other pots but doesn't actually pot them? Ok "plant mommy".
No. 1760569
>>1760246aw
nonnie lmao please take care of your plants
>>1760140this is so intentionally pathetic, and for what?
No. 1760604
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Clearing up the mystery of what happened to her toy collection.
No. 1760610
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No. 1760615
>>1760604what made her want to talk about it NOW? Well, that explains how her unit was suddenly empty, what a bunch of lies when she was talking about "per past being behind her" when she posted the empty unit
"someone's" basement ie her mom
selling all that shit is a big job, she's never doing it lol
No. 1760712
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kek maybe speculation but sounds to me like she's dirt-dishing on a recent Ryan. if not, what a strange particular thing to bring up to such a vague question
the smug ass pic of her smile has me rolling. bitch, your ex husband bought all the shiny new white teeth you're showing off there
No. 1760845
>>1760712Heather really be like "I'm fat and lonely but at least I still have all my teeth", she needs to stop going for white trash men.
Idk how I never noticed her lip piercing scars until this week but they're all I can see now. Is that how she fucked up her original teeth and needed dental work? I don't know much about her life with her ex husband, but she's mentioned filing her taxes through him and staying legally married to him because of debt, largely medical debt. I assumed they were his debts, it it's really her teeth and her collection of clutter she still won't resell? Yikes kek
No. 1761541
>>1761453I can't help but feel it's partly laziness since she'd have to drive home SEVERAL times to sort, photograph, price, list, and ship; partly attachment (despite her claims); and partly pettiness since people have been telling her to sell her stuff for years and wouldn't want to give them the "satisfaction" despite them now taking up space in her mom's basement and her saying multiple times that "that's the old fake me full of bad memories and a community that tried to destroy me"
you sure are showing them by holding on to these bad memories, I'm sure your mental health thanks you kek
acknowledging it's a big job heather, why not take it back with you in chunks so that it's manageable?
No. 1762092
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Cool, I live alone and eat frozen trash. Enjoy my social commentary.
No. 1762187
>>1762151I love that she comments on this subject and then admits she doesn't even buy eggs.
Like stfu Heather.
No. 1762258
>>1762092people are upset that the price of a common food staple doubled thanks to an avian flu epizootic and big corps deciding to use it as an excuse to price gouge on top of that
jesus she’s an idiot
No. 1762389
>>1762234kek, not every country pays good money for a minimum wage job. A starbucks coffee costs around 5 € in my country, minimum wage is 12 € at the moment, would be around 1.400 € I have after a month working full-time. Costs of a flat in my city are around 800 to 1.000 € (let's take 1.000, you don't want to live in the cheaper parts of the city), transport is 100 €, leaves me with 300 €. If I would buy a coffee at starbucks every day I go to work, because I somehow think that coffee is worth the price, I would spent minimum 100 € every month for tasteless, shitty coffee, leaving me with 200 € buying real food, except that there are still other things I have to pay for. So no, you must be privileged to think that starbucks coffee is a thing that every person who works can afford or wants to put money into, while there are more urgent things they have to pay for.
(And sry, I just like numbers and had to do a little math for you all, and sry, forgot to sage first time)
>>1762258thanks for the information, nona
No. 1762504
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She brought it back a-fucking-GAIN. My mind is blown at this point, how many fucking times can she share the same god damned picture trying to validate herself? Fuck off Heather.
No. 1763627
>>1762975>>1762990with her obsession with pining and romance she would be so much better off with a woman. Unfortunately she's too much of a "not like the other girls" pickme to actually pursue women and not see them as competition for ryans I imagine. Probably the same reason we never see her with any female friends.
>>1763143Classic bpd behavior tbh
No. 1763800
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This is so bitchy. I can't believe she's so dense she can't see that this isn't "behind on messages". This is blatantly ignoring people and practically bragging about it. 66 fucking weeks. Fuck off Heather.
No. 1764165
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>>1763627spot on with every point nona. also I'm not someone to armchair diagnose over the internet so I spoilered and saged my tinfoil, but holy hell she checks the BPD boxes.
No. 1764215
>>1763800in perspective for what? that you suck at talking to people even when your stories ask for responses? we already know that's not true because you DO reply to messages, you're just ignoring those
gg showing off the messages you don't care about kek
No. 1764769
File: 1675992498271.jpg (Spoiler Image,215.7 KB, 1080x1919, 329609540_210044621533328_5719…)
Doesn't she know that you never post feet pics on the internet for free? This girl is brand new.
(it's not actually a NSFW picture whatsoever but spoiler because I know some people are grossed out by feet)
No. 1765085
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No. 1765521
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this is so tryhard
No. 1766253
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waiting for the civil war ghostryan saga to begin.
No. 1766810
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No. 1766814
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No. 1766816
>>1766810She has the personality of an incel, who would post this? And what kind of creep would respond positively to this?
What she needs is therapy and I'm sure her therapist will tell her sending 200 texts a day of
do you love me? I don't believe you. I'm so lonely [insert melodramatic story about her youtube channel] will scare 100% of people away.
No. 1766827
>>1766810male escorts exist heather
Even the most predatory of men would look at this and be like nah that doesn’t seem worth it.
No. 1767628
>>1766974Exactly. I think she does attract predatory moids with her bait, but she’s so aggressively clingy & nutty from jump that they realize she isn’t the passive
victim she presents herself as and back off.
No. 1768203
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So… she knows?
No. 1768341
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Lol this sad-ass Pink Princess with almost no variegation.
No. 1768717
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No. 1768875
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Beyond pathetic.
No. 1769216
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No. 1769226
>>1769216She spent 20 dollars (so like, an hour's work or more, for many) on
virtual roses on a dating app to give to guys who didn't even match her despite the fact men match nearly every woman
It must be a humiliation fetish at this point
No. 1769454
I don't think she wants friends. We've seen people reach out to her and get completely ignored because they weren't a potential Ryan. I think in the last thread someone kinda called her out on it too in her comments on IG but I may be misremembering. Theres also this:
>>1764287 which isnt definitive but makes a good point. She could have friends if she really wanted them, even if its for a short time before she scares them off. Hell, if I lived close to her I'd go with her to do some of the stuff she does. (the tours, antiquing etc.) I'd keep her at arms length for sure since I'm aware of how she is.
She doesn't realize that not having any friends, especially at her age, is a big red flag and Ryans will and do pick up on it. She doesn't only have to have friends that live close to her either, excuse the minor blog but I have a few friends where I live but most of my friends live an hour and a half away. I still see them and its still obvious I have friends. Thats normal for adults that dont live in the city or even state they grew up in.
Maybe her life would be more fulfilling if she let herself have platonic relationships (and went to a fucking therapist and got the help she clearly needs…come on Heather, grow up.) and stopped obsessing over finding her perfect Ryan.
No. 1769678
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Ok Akon we get it.
No. 1770142
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She's so condescending. The only things she "creates" are tacky, overwrought edits of what amounts to the same photo over and over. And that's not even consistent. She actually spends the majority of her time hoarding objects, staring at Instagram and eating junk food in her car. This question was a follow up- the original question was about movies. The fact that she can't experience catharsis from watching films or reading books just goes to prove how unimaginative and unempathetic she is.
No. 1770261
>>1770142>realness of spiritualitykek, good one.
And there are amazing shows with real history behind it or books, how do you find information about historic events if not out of books? Books were one of the most important inventions in human history, being able to read is so amazing, you can buy a book and learn about the history of a person that lived many years ago. How can you not read books? I grew up in a house without a lot of books (the library was thankfully not far away) and my parents are one of the most unimaginative persons I've ever met. Maybe she should just, try it, for once? No wonder she can't find or hold a man, most men enjoy watching movies or talking about a book they've read.
Sry, I just can't with her anymore, if lolcow is still alive 20 years from now, we will read the same stories over and over again, there is no change to expect from this cow.
No. 1770519
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>>1770261On the subject of books…
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No. 1770732
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>>1770609Immediately starts posting a bunch of “spicy” stories mouth breathing and eye fucking herself to attract moid attention, proceeds to publicly shame the first dude to take the bait.
No. 1770822
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Takes pictures of and travels to the same 3 locations, literally buys books for the pictures or spooky aesthetic, watches no movies or shows… so hopefully this will get their attention
No. 1770850
>>1770734I mean, the profile picture (Frankestein monster ?) and name are strong giveaways.
Hey cowtipper, stop being gross and creepy on Hag's dm. We don't do that here.
No. 1770956
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>>1770822All her thirst traps are so unflattering and creepy. Something about this particular scene makes me think of that ugly terrifier clown for whatever reason. kek
>>1770732>>1770734>>1770850Honestly could be a cowtipper or an actual moid. Couldn't make out the username to try to confirm if the profile was real or not, but moids act like this in DMs all the time.
No. 1770962
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This might have been posted here before during one of her Ryan searches. I know this guy has been thirsting in her comments forever now and is all over her recent thirst traps, but I didn't realize she flirted back at one point too.
No. 1770978
>>1770956I don't understand how an adult exists like this. She only cares about finding the next shallow, love-bombing, and quickly exploding bpd-style "relationship." That is the ONLY thing she cares about. It's the only thing she talks about, worries about, thinks about. I keep coming back here because it's mystifying that a real person can be this single-minded and shallow, year after year, with absolutely no change or growth.
Like … what has to happen to someone to give them this degree of obsession? To make them this frighteningly one-dimensional? She confuses me so much.
No. 1771046
>>1770978She gets all her self worth from those types of reactions. She once had a ryan that made her feel so special and loved that she cant think of any other way to feel that same high. She doesnt know that having close girlfriends, hanging out with and helping family, or that having a GENUINELY productive hobby could give her that same feeling. What a loser.
>>1770956Kek she looks like she is eating that blanket. Also like she is hiding a planet sized body under there.
No. 1771067
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>>1770962This mfer talks to every "alt" girl on Instagram the way he talks to Heather. Here's a little sample I took from a couple of minutes snooping in other accounts he interacts with. He also lives in Germany so I don't think there's a love-match in the cards.
No. 1771130
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For your cringejoyment.
No. 1771492
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Holy shit get over him
No. 1771748
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Is this bitch for real
No. 1771828
>>1771748>I'm posting spicy pictures to get male attentiongets male attention
>no, not thatMy prediction is single until she is 36, then she gets knocked up by some random Ryan and they stay together until one of them dies, leading a miserable life with suffering children. Or he has the balls to leave and she will be a single mother with suffering children.
No. 1771834
>>1771748heather:
>I need to post spicy pics>wish I had my cute lingerie!!>thirst trap photos>thirst trap vidsguys:
>ur hotheather:
>feel bad for u>touch grass boysare we witnessing mental illness?
No. 1772261
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Heather, girl. When I say there was no relationship I mean, in his own words, you were never together. He didn’t ask you to be his girlfriend and he never considered you to be one. He didn’t dump you for his ex. He tried to let you down easy and explain to you that he wasn’t interested. Im not even super close to him and he told me you made him feel really uncomfortable most of the time.
No. 1773309
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I don't find her style spooky, creepy, strange, or unusual in any way. It's just ugly. I love antiques like these, especially dolls. But she's displaying them like they're in a store, not decorating with them. She already sleeps in a creep-o twin bed that's positioned directly across from this monstrosity… what a boring, sterile life.
She reminds me of someone who sees something they admire in someone, then goes out of their way to have more/do it better/liked it longer etc. than the original person. She can't just enjoy antique shopping, she has to hoard anything she finds. Can't just like plants, has to cover ONE CORNER of her home in them and act like the hugest PlAnT MoM of all time. For one corner, because even the plants are in their own display.
No. 1773637
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>>1773309How tasteful, gives me the girly version of this
No. 1773787
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>>1773693sleep paralysis demon
No. 1774430
File: 1677096806197.jpg (313 KB, 1080x1919, 332351148_142070745398270_4367…)
It takes her an hour to smear dark grey eyeshadow on her eyelids. Are we positive she isn't retarded?
No. 1775134
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Somebody call Milan!
No. 1775810
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Good for her. Maybe she'll throw herself into this and start feeling more confident and stop with the desperate thirst traps. Maybe she'll meet GymRyan and live happily ever after!
Maybe she'll never return after this one time and act like it never happened.
No. 1776068
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>>1775134The way she stands in photos makes me always think of the tall Pixar penguin. She looks like she has flat feet, like a large webbed bird. Flippers is that what you call it? I agree with other observations she seems stunted in some capacity. Do we know if she has autism? She gives off autistic vibes with the all or nothing interests that she seems to suddenly adopt then dump after a year to so.
No. 1776234
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But swiping on tinder for 6 hours or whatever she said is great way to spend her precious free time is good?? Dumbass.
No. 1776672
>>1776234I was just thinking this. I don't say this normally but, girl, you're ~too~ present in every moment of your life lol. A few hours of escapism could be so good for her psyche. She takes everything so seriously and needs to loosen up, and a lot of philosophical life lessons she stubbornly turns up her nose at are heavily present in the media she avoids. Even if you don't want to do that, take a few classes and learn pottery or some shit damn.
An artist who creates without consuming has nothing to build a voice from. There's no depth or understanding. I can see why her "art" is so fucking boring and shallow and cookie cutter, and revolves around shopping displays. it's obvious the depth of the quotes she uses is beyond her, and she misinterprets them in super selfish ways. I'm still in awe she doesn't even read books, even non-fiction.
Homie needs to take some time once in a while to escape her Heather brain and take in other folks' experiences, holy shit she's just so much.
I seriously don't understand what she spends hours on outside of work. There's only so much swiping on 100 different dating apps, rearranging trinkets in your weird clinical space, repainting furniture, editing bland photos etc you can do. I'd go out of my mind with boredom.
No. 1777904
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No. 1777968
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No. 1778342
>>1777968Wait. A couple of days ago she was simping over some other ex that wasn't even an ex according to a mutual.
And now she is simping over Lurch who was 'pure evil' according to her not so long ago.
She giving me whiplash
No. 1778509
>>1778006Don’t forget she has to block out a few hours to cry in various locations
>>1778036>>1778424I really think this is just BPD
No. 1779156
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Thirst trapping on the gram
No. 1779162
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She's back to thirst trapping with the black chicken mask and I have to post this screenshot, she looks so dumb
No. 1779167
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No. 1779411
>>1779162Chicken mask hahahaha
She looks crazy.
‘Just relax, I wanna peck you to death’
‘Give me chicken feed Daddy’
‘You like a big titty goff girl who identifies as a chicken every third Tuesday?’
‘Tell me you wanna buck buck me!’
No. 1779842
>>1779162>>1779167$5 halloween clearance target mask, very sexy heather.
>>1779277god, she does have the same crazy eyes and gaping fish mouth.
No. 1779863
>>1779162Looks like a bird holding a little cracker in its beak.
So sexy and enticing kek
No. 1779959
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Girl, you SURE you don’t have a mental illness?!
No. 1779966
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>>1779411Kek I’m here for ChickenHeather anon. Praying she finds the spooky goffik Ryooster of her dreams soon!
No. 1780124
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context: some rando on tinder said he wasn't super into Halloween…
No. 1780732
>>1780124Heather needs to get a fucking diary or something because literally who is she talking to right now. Us? Her constantly whining about how unique and special she is and is too difficult for anyone to understand because of being so unique and special is so funny.
>>1780595>RyanQuestI died
No. 1781078
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It’s definitely because they have a problem with female bodies, it couldn’t possibly be because she’s an unhinged retard with the personality of a thumb.
No. 1781329
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There she goes wasting those precious 6 hours of free time.
No. 1781773
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>how weird I am
Literally ever single thing about her is so fucking boring.
No. 1782320
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I used to believe she had BPD but I actually think she may just be Autistic kek
No. 1782660
>>1760604Super late but I'm sure her gofundme donators would love to know she wasted $10K on a storage unit. This pic should be shared anytime she asks for money in the future.
Also if it's not a haggeration and she really spent 10K on the unit, donating all of it instead would have been cheaper. But you do you heather, sure showed 'em.
No. 1783011
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No. 1783067
>>1783018no, see, she likes to go to cemeteries and buy creepy antiques
sorry you can’t deal with how incredibly radical and out there that is
in a town where the biggest industry is tours of a battlefield where thousands of people died horribly
No. 1783073
>>1783011If you were really into your "weird" stuff enough to sacrafice love for it then you should not ALSO be sacraficing happiness? Shouldnt your "weird" little collection bring you happiness? And if its not and youre blaming it for being single (which no heather, youre single because you are boring and annoying and have the personality of wet dirt) Then maybe get rid of that "weird" stuff that apperently isnt making you happy and even the reason you cant find happy!!
Am i crazy or is this girl retarded? Kek
No. 1783084
>>1783068This.
And it's like I've been reading the same thread on repeat for the past… Idk how many threads. Since she became "goth".
No. 1784327
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No. 1784348
>>1784327She should really specify where she lived. Not to blog but ive lived here my whole life and have never seen literal human shit in the streets and everyone is really nice and polite. Kek
I think she is just playing up her boring life to seem more interesting but hey, what do i know?
No. 1784452
>>1784327Yes all of California is a gang war infested, poop laden, kidnapper haven with drugs freely flowing throughout the streets.
>>1784415No joke. Tbh, I think she's just blowing shit out of proportion again. It's like that time there was that shitty little graffiti tag some kid did by her house and she thought it was a gang related threat meant directly for her. She has some serious paranoia issues which unfortunately makes it difficult to take any of her real experiences or trauma seriously. Very boy cried wolf kind of issue.
No. 1784488
>>1784327this is classic “oh, I was almost TRAFFICKED” nonsense from some Karen who saw two young men standing near her
kek the delusions of this camel
No. 1784742
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One thing that Heather does that drives me insane is she asks for suggestions and then shoots down every single suggestion. Pic Rel and the next few as examples of this.
No. 1784743
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2/3 she does this anytime she asks for suggestions from her followers
No. 1784744
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3/3
No. 1784940
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I have to laugh…nobody gives a shit about whether you choose to wear the blandest, most boring, middle aged white bread clothes…it's just bizarre that you continue to perpetually insist that you've 'always been goth' while doing so
No. 1785002
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The amount of drama she makes up in her mind is astounding.
No. 1785024
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>I need to lose 20 pounds
>Goes to gym twice
>Passes out on the floor eating junk food
No. 1785040
>>1785024But it's vegan, nonna. Can't possibly be
junk food. I wonder how much wine she consumed prior, if she did this sober that is far more embarrassing in my opinion.
No. 1785085
>>1785051I can absolutely see that. 100%.
>>1785069Jfc so she ate that entire bag of pizza rolls and passed out on her floor… sober. Yeah I can see why she can't a guy to hang around.
No. 1785096
>>1784940If you "don't even care," Heather, then why do you keep posting about it? Also:
>styleWhere??
No. 1785101
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How the fuck does she go from this
No. 1785102
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to this
No. 1785256
>>1785101well, clearly whining on main is the absolutely best way to address that problem
going to a class or a meetup or volunteering is of course out of the question, because you need that time for moping, thirsttrapping, and
RyanQuest
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No. 1785391
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>>1784940Yes, everyone knows this is what REAL goths look like.
>>1785007I'm into cemeteries and the like from a historical standpoint, but even I think her interest in it comes off very shallow and almost artificial. All she ever does is trample around the plots and take selfies or badly attempted aesthetic photography. Also? The cemetery sign she bought isn't anything special, it's honestly even kind of unsightly. Looks like something someone stole or found in the trash.
>>1785102>>1785105kek she wouldn't be out of place at bingo night at all. That's for sure. Maybe she could meet her fellow "goths" like her there too.
No. 1785565
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I'm surprised she posted this. She really does need to take better care of herself, stop eating junk food, and get serious about exercise. Damn girl.
No. 1785615
>>1784327She was never SA'd, she cheated on the guy she was shacking up with in San Francisco. She screwed his best friend in his bed and guess who that was? Her ex-husband. She would publicly humiliate her ex on Instagram with Adam along side her. She never got out, she refused to leave the apartment and just gamed all day
Just look up Jill_BSAA or Kitty Ravage
No. 1785731
>>1785565She's gained a little as evidence of her ill fitting jeans, but honestly doesn't look bad. She just needs to learn how to dress herself if anything. The ugly granny tops coupled with the too tight skinny jeans and god awful mid-calf hiking boots do her absolutely no favors. The tank top is fine on it's own if she hadn't pulled it up to thirst trap her lil muffin top. kek
>>1785615>>1785631I'm semi new to her threads, but wow. So she's been a lazy (cheating) boy obsessed neet her whole life up until working at Target?
No. 1785790
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The best basic California roll that would be impossible for even the most dangerous of retards to fuck up kek. What complex tastes! Yeah I like sushi I'm a WeIrDo
No. 1785804
>>1785790Lmfao. With the imitation crab too? Oh heather! You weird bitch! You and your weird pallet being weird! Omg so quirky and different no wonder its hard for you to keep a BF!
Kek, all joking aside, this is hilarious. You cant even call that sushi. The fish flavored crab is cooked heather… idk if you know that.
No. 1785828
>>1785811Ayrt. I never heard of Giant so i didnt even know that was grocery store sushi. I was seriously thinking it was a sushi resturaunt at the very least! That makes this whole thing all the more funnier. I couldnt imagine thanking and giving a shotout to my local grocery store for some california rolls.
Heather, you boring basic bitch, you are not single for the reasons you think.
Weirdly enough i dont hate this cow. I dont like her but she is surprisingly bearable on the only level a cow could ever be. Which is barely.
No. 1785853
>>1785828I didn’t hate her until I went back to the first thread like another
nonnie suggested and read about her California time, her “homelessness”, the gofundme… if the threads were super old I would be more understanding but they’re only three years old, this bitch is a cow and a half and I hate her full cow behavior. I believe she could be helped if she was honest with herself but she’s always going to be a
victim and that’s disgusting.
No. 1785869
>>1785828ayrt and not surprised, Giant's regional kek think Safeway
I wouldn't even think they stock sushi
No. 1786155
Im the anon youre all replying to.
>>1785873Oh geez i guess i should go back and see that shit too. I hate people who play the eternal
victim.
>>1785869Ooohhh okay well ive heard of safeway. Kek!
>>1785853Ive only eaten at a few sushi places but im VERY picky. And my small town save mart definetly doesnt have a sushi chef and only sells california rolls and other imitation crab variations that have no raw fish.
(learn2integrate) No. 1786309
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Why does she post almost the same exact thing every single day? It's not because she's just a big spooky lonely weirdo. Fuck she annoys me. She reminds me of Moaning Myrtle.
No. 1786313
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>Magically
That's the ONLY way she's ever going to make friends.
No. 1786328
>>1786309most groups of people will accept people who show up, are friendly, and are generally engaged in the shared interest
people who whine on main about how nobody loves them boo hoo are doing themselves no favors in terms of gaining social acceptance
No. 1786356
>>1786313Thats her problem. She wants it to happen magically instead of putting in effort to atleast leave the house and go do something that will introduce her to people.
I feel like she would be an insufferable friend. The kind that cant talk unless its about them. Cant just delve into a subject without having some made up story that relates to it or an opinion that is exaggerated for no reason.
Heather is about as interesting as a wet sock thats been slapped on the sidewalk really hard.
No. 1786389
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The fact that she admits this every time is so cringe. Go in your fucking house man! Why sit in your car for an hour doing this?? And we all know she isn’t capable of putting her phone down.
No. 1787567
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No. 1787873
>>1787630how’s that been working out for her, again?
at least HeatherMum got free
No. 1787908
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She would probably have to speak to someone whose really into US history or a social studies teacher. Knowing her she would find him boring or complain he's not spoopy enough for her.
No. 1788049
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Idk how to embed videos but she has this creepy minute-long story about how her fantasy is to see a cute boy in a store and talk to him and they exchange numbers and have their first date at the same store then fall in love and get married… in the same store… all while grinning maniacally from behind this plant. She needs to get some fucking help.
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>>1788049WOOF. I feel in 5 years I could check on this thread and it would be the exact same posts from her. Except more desperate and unhinged, with a triple digit Ryan Bodycount.
Has her IG always had this blurb? You'd think someone who complains daily of loneliness would deign to check her DMs.
No. 1788175
>>1787920absolutely, and women cosplay as nurses and vivandières and bystanders and even as women masquerading as men to fight
Camel could NEVER and would never be able to get the clothes right
No. 1788205
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>>1788175Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.
No. 1788206
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>>1788175Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.
No. 1788252
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>>1788205Just imagining this is entirely too funny to me too anon. I hope she links up with some cringey reenactor ryan. He could even be the soul of her ghost boyfriend reborn!
No. 1788296
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>>1788049Here you go,
Nonnie.
No. 1788558
>>1785565What?? She looks normal. She’s a normal weight. I will say this you are the one with the issue if you look at a woman the size of Heather & act as if she’s morbidly obese… in this instance you are a stupid cow…
Heather is an attention seeker. She doesn’t want to do any work herself to improve her life. As that would require actually going out & making an effort. She’s always posting these self pity billboard signs on IG, every other day, as she likes receiving messages from followers to boost her fragile ego. She blanks the ‘unattractive’ men that reach out as she sees them as beneath her, I really thinks she’s holding out for a ‘cute guy’ to slide into her DMs after the latest pity party.
No. 1788687
>>1788049>>1788296to be fair she said "historic site" not "store" kek
doesn't stop that whole thing from being creepy but
No. 1788701
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>>1788296This is all I could see when I watched this.
No. 1788735
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Trying to make it sound like she isn't from Westmoreland county or some shit where the worst thing to happen is the WASPY rise in the opioid epidemic.
No. 1788790
>>1788687You’re right, my bad.
>>1788701This is perfection kek
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No. 1788871
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>>1788252Its a love story
No. 1789310
>>1789079if she's 5'2"-5'4", she's definitely closer to 140-145lbs currently. Nothing too crazy, but she's definitely slightly chubby for her height and has pretty stocky looking legs.
>>1789110ngl she seems like the type that would lie about being slightly shorter than she actually is for the "smoll bean" rp. She's definitely fairly short though judging by her proportions.
No. 1789321
>>1789110Ayrt
Hmm thats interesting. We need a picture of her standing next to a counter, car, park bench or landmark, and an autistic
nonnie willing to do the math.
>>1789310Yeah thats what im saying. Too many women glorify being "smaller" like it automatically makes them more attractive or superior than other women. Usually people who focus on and talk about their "tininess" arent that tiny in my experience and are often bigger than i am. Sometimes it feels pedophilic the way some women try and shill themselves as small.
And i dont doubt our super unique and special butterfly girl needs more things to make herself interesting or desirable? She is so fucking annoying i cant stand it lol
No. 1789737
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Someone who gets what? If I stepped in a puddle as deep as she is it wouldn't even get my sock wet
No. 1789954
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Doesn't she get tired of thinking this way every second of every day?
No. 1790023
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Clearly not since it's cross-platform. I know so many people into the same weird stuff but are interesting and actual in depth whole human adults
No. 1790054
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>>1789789She needs therapy not to get high and lay about swiping on apps and eating more junk food. Some kind of anxiety meds might help with her obvious paranoia, but I could see her getting addicted. She already looks like a suburban opioid mom.
Kept seeing articles about Lauren Boebert and kek Heather's aesthetic really gives more "conservative mom" than it does quirky graveyard goth.
No. 1790196
>>1789954>>1790023doesn't she have this groundbreaking realisation every second day? Nonnas saying that she needs therapy are so right, she needs therapy and to stop posting online every minute of the day.
>>1790054had to look her up, but I see it, too. Heather would need some practice looking so angry all the time, but the rest, she has already mastered that.
No. 1790379
>>1789954God, she wants to be a
victim so bad. I think this is her cope for being unable to form normal adult relationships. I'm starting to agree with the anons who think she's on the spectrum.
No. 1790630
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literally every day now…it's incredible that she's evidently this miserable but won't try anything new / proactive to address her problems.
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No. 1791255
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No. 1791256
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No. 1791374
>>1791253>>1791255BOTH of these are tame, and I'm 100% sure the second one is a repost of a comment she's gotten before, so not even new
it was tame then and it's tame now
No. 1791482
>>1791253Oh no, not Netflix! How boring and lame of him.
She's awfully judgemental for someone constantly screaming
victim.
This bitch knows they make historical dramas, right? I swear she has zero imagination. She legit thinks shes too good and "weird" to watch a damn movie. Exhausting behavior.
No. 1791531
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>>1791255This is literally just flirting and trying to show interest in her soooo weird picrel interests
>>1791253>located in Washington D.C.>DC is 84.8 miles from Gettysburg>mfw you set your radius to within 100 miles and still can’t find a spooky Ryan who wants a big titty goff mommy gf No. 1791573
>>1791255>>1791253What does she want these guys to do? If they joke about her hobbies as an icebreaker to encourage her to talk about it, that's unacceptable? If they even ask her about it that's crossing a line? I don't understand how she expects men to behave.
>>1791544Should have saged but thanks for the info
nonnie. I feel like Heathers too vapid to gel with historical reenactors. If her man asked her on any of those dates, she'd dump him for being a "typical hiker guy." Metal detecting and kayaking is too outdoorsy, not spoopy enough kek. She doesn't enjoy anything except lurking around graveyards and antique shopping.
No. 1791788
>>1791751and the double-standard of getting mad at him for getting one message amid her many that she would be getting
all of it sounds believable, even the "getting very sexual very fast" vibe
ruined by posting her tits, gg ryan, if you are a ryan
No. 1792106
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>>1792050Heather being a "freak in the sheets" gives off more of a Brenda from Scary Movie 2 vibe
No. 1792199
>>1791256She’s a mean one Mr Grinch….
Whines about being alone. Gets a little bit of interaction & shits all over them as if she’s too good for their responses…
It’s either or. Can’t be both.
No. 1792558
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Femcel Heather posted this yesterday on IG. I forgot to post it and now I noticed she deleted it from her stories.
No. 1793774
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>controversial
Is she serious? Does she think that anyone thinks getting healthy is controversial? Where is this coming from?
>I don't need to validate healthy changes in my life to ANYONE
And yet…
No. 1794705
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She deleted this quickly. It's been a minute before she went on this rant.
No. 1794733
>>1794705Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…
>No friends whatsoever>Pumped and dumped by a dozen men>Addicted to her phone>No hobbies>No personality>Apartment full of junk>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target>Overweight and gainingShe's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
No. 1795789
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No. 1796235
>>1794733Hmmm I would edit this
Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…
>No friends whatsoever (agreed - deliberately isolates herself until it’s a ‘cute guy’) >Pumped and dumped by a dozen men (it’s 2023 so implying any woman for sleeping with men is a little incel like of you … just saying)>Addicted to her phone (yes!)>No hobbies (she’s addicted to her screen time on social media)>No personality (she has some sort of personality but what that is … )>Apartment full of junk (I wouldn’t call it junk, each to their own, she’s an impulse buyer)>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target (nothing wrong with that)>Overweight and gaining (would we say she’s overweight? She looks normal to me) She's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
No. 1797695
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Holy shit what’s with this tits out stance.
No. 1798126
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Any time Heather even smiles any more she just looks like a creepy stalker. I think because it's always the same exact smile, the same exact head tilt. She smiles like someone else is taking her picture, it's so fucking weird. Imagine being a Ryan waking up and seeing this.(fanart)
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No. 1798606
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>>1797695She reminds me of Kevin Gibes
No. 1799012
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>since people have always complained about my name
Literally who
No. 1800951
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Stupid comments she received on her latest post. Top dude has been flirting on her posts. Definitely she won't bother with him. The guy saying fools cracked me up.
No. 1801857
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from a late night rant a few days ago, in which, while complaining about how she can't get a bf who is to her exact specifications, she also mentioned that one of the reasons owl!Ryan broke up with her was because their hobbies were "fighting for domination."
No. 1806556
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I wonder if she has pictures of anyone but herself on her phone and laptop.
No. 1806996
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Has she unlocked a new level of pathetic with this one?
No. 1807048
>>1806996she has to do something about that positively tragic hair
and worse personality
No. 1807114
>>1807048She seems too OCD to ever change it. Aside from the wondrous, life-changing idea to part it on the side instead of the middle, she hasn't always looks the same. She's called her ugly grey eyeshadow her "signature look" before so I'm assuming she thinks that her hair is also some kind of signature style.
At this point I think she should be with ProJared. They're perfect for each other; they both have terrible style, no personality, and they're both completely self-obsessed.
No. 1807606
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(1/2)
No. 1807609
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>Continues the dating app hunt in spite of multiple announcements that she's "done"
>Gets offered $600 for content
>Tells creep she's saving herself for someone special out there
>Definitely knows her worth and it's more than $250-600
>Immediately gives it up for free any time a new Prince Ryan enters the picture
>Gets dumped shortly after and is Ryan-less and $600-less
No. 1807807
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Already deleted. Please seek help.
No. 1808061
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Aaand she's back to thirst trapping.
No. 1808943
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No. 1808944
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No. 1809729
>>1808943>>1808944bunny boiler energy. this is why no serious ryan is interested. she advertise herself as someone who would be willing to sleep with anyone as long as they lie to her about big goffik love. please respect yourself!
she seems to be too inpatient for seriuous relationship. like a teenager.
No. 1809781
>>1808944Despite documenting most of her boring life online, I've never seen any evidence – ever – of Heather actually making an effort to connect with another person.
Her Ryan-hopping stints do not count.
No. 1809907
>>1808943>because this girl ain’t settling for anything less than girlfriend status. And I’ll be alone as long as it takes to reach that level with someoneThis is telling. I get not wanting to date fuckboys and looking for something serious. But for Heather this means she wants the relationship to be uncomfortably intimate
immediately. She goes on one date and now she is his girlfriend, they are in SO in love, and and from this point on their lives shall revolve around each other. Except we live on Earth and nobody actually wants this or is prepared for this.
No. 1810392
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Nobody cares about your FUCKING BORING SIGN Heather! Fuck! She is absolutely deluded.
No. 1810479
>>1809907The worst part is the only time you will get an insincere, love at first sight whirlwind experience is when some sociopathic conartist is lovebombing you, before shortly turning into his true asshole self once you're hooked. Generally those guys will be emotionally or physically
abusive dossers. She's actually lucky that her relationships are short because from my research, relationships with lovebombing sociopaths always turn out absolutely horrible.
She doesn't actually understand a healthy relationship is a shared interest, and is slow, same as platonic friendship, slow is normal. all the bangs and whistles she wants are actually the worst red flags.
No. 1810495
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which Ryan was this? I honestly cannot keep track.
No. 1811461
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No. 1811462
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No. 1811463
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No. 1811930
>>1811530True that they lovebomb each other, but things can get very dark with sociopath moids. The worst one I read years back was after the lovebombing, marriage etc they broke up, he got shared custody of the kid and took out life insurance on this toddler, who subsequently drowned in the moid's care. This is the kind of man she chases since normal men don't put on a massive con and fake personality in order to snare a
victim with the intention of draining resources/finances/labour from them.
>>1811632I think they can, the same as healthy samesex friendships can exist, everything doesn't have to be a bpd masterclass but certainly it always is for our resident cows
No. 1812630
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Who is this picture even for?
No. 1813582
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Goddamn this bitch is boring as fuck. I have no idea why I keep praying she hurries up and gets a new Ryan, I already know what will happen exactly but come on already.
No. 1816089
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>>1816022We're not supposed to armchair, but I think it's pretty obvious that there's some kind of cluster B personality disorder on display.
No. 1816249
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Which Ryan was this and why does she share old pictures so much.
No. 1816476
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>>1816249I think it might actually be a new picture. She also posted this one, interspersed with other pictures from today. You can see in the bottom corner of this image that she's wearing the same flannel and pants as in some earlier selfies from today.
No. 1816481
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One of the selfies in question.
No. 1817547
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I don't want to jinx it, but here's a first glimpse.
No. 1817788
>>1817594kek, maybe someone should gift her some clocks now? And you know, soon she will tell us that she knows everything about clocks and can build one herself, the same way she tells us she is an amazing cook…
>>1817767last Ryan I gave 3 months (think I was right about that), ClockRyan, if he honestly knows something about clocks and craftsmanship, I give a month. If you are a craftsman and not completely stupid, you can't stand someone that knows nothing and just sits there photographing you while doing all the work. But he is a man, he might be completely stupid.
No. 1818109
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She goes on so often about how she doesn't watch horror movies, yet posts a Hellraiser meme? I wonder if she even understands the reference. My money is on ClockRyan being a horror movie fan.
No. 1818498
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She looks so delusional in all of her pictures now. What is this hair?? I sincerely beg her to stop thinking the "signature smoky eye" is doing anything positive for her.
No. 1818674
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Wonder what she's going to Long Island for. Kinda far for her to check out any spooky places and there aren't many that are even well known. Possible another Ryan she's on the hunt for?
No. 1818708
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>>1818674The fact that she's asking if driving somewhere is scary is so stupid that it feels like she's just intentionally dropping that she's off to Long Island and hoping someone will ask what's going on. It's a day drive on the fucking interstate, not like she's traversing a rickety-ass bridge over an alligator-ridden swamp in a car with one flat tire.
No. 1818902
>>1818674it's a car on the road with other cars on it? and there's traffic?
it's long island get a grip kek
No. 1819473
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Clock Ryan?
No. 1819479
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>>1817594PLEASE. The clock obsession begins.
No. 1819782
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Alright, it's been what, a week? How fast do you think she's going to announce her love and devotion to ClockRyan and days later post a million videos of herself crying in her car for hours?
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No. 1819855
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So here
>>1819782 she says she's pausing dating because of this guy, who she should just be enjoying having first dates with, but she's already nailing him down with their "connection" and taking herself off the market. And she's definitely going to see ClockRyan in Long Island as she can't explore much without a vehicle. This is already spiraling, I love it.
No. 1820204
>>1819916She's just looking for attention and for people to ask why she's going to long island. Surely she can't be retarded enough to not simply google this up. I mean, she looks up her own name to browse here.
>>1819955>>1819956>>1820153Kek
No. 1820455
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No. 1820463
>>1820455>Life latelySo she goes on ONE date, ONE DATE with this dude and it's "life lately"?? She needs to be committed.
>>1820153So true.
No. 1820556
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No. 1820748
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I think this is ClockRyan. Can’t be sure, but I think so. She shared a star wars post today he made. Thought she didn’t like pop culture?
No. 1820934
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This unearned feeling of being superior to everyone else is so mysterious to me. The implication that no one else loves deeply, cares about things or is anything but a two-dimensional cardboard cutout just confirms that she's too self-involved to truly get to know anyone.
No. 1820935
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On a separate note, get ready for fresh Ryan milk this weekend!
No. 1821191
>>1821173Kek I love the bets with every new Ryan saga. My prediction is she dramatically struggles through every second of the trip, meets him in NY, and decides "he's
toxic."
It's hilarious that she's probably paying for the trip, too.
No. 1821196
>>1819782>>1819809>>1819855Buying new plants instead of learning why her current ones are dying, not being able to figure out accommodations when traveling, taking herself off the market and already abaorbing ClockRyan's surface interest associations (plaid, clocks) as her own… Why does she so readily announce what are clearly red flags kek.
We all know it's an untreated personality disorder, but how has she gotten to her mid 30s without even half a moment of self-reflection. It's mind-boggling.
No. 1821226
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>>1820935Whelp, she’s already dropping L bombs. What could possibly go wrong?
No. 1821671
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She posted just before this that she isn't getting into NYC until after midnight, and is clearly getting picked up by the guy. Putting out immediately, classic Heather. I predict there will be "I love yous" in her story tomorrow.
No. 1821839
>>1821671meets a guy off a dating app and travels alone to his home in another state to spend the night with him, instantly.
at least she is posting all these details so the police will be able to find the guy easily when she gets murdered
No. 1821937
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Here we go.
No. 1822079
>>1821937How annoyed I would be to be on a date and constantly have a smartphone near me because my date has to take pictures every minute of the day
>>1822020but she can't find any friends, because she is way too weird, never forget that, she is just not like the others and no one can handle her
No. 1822191
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Jesus Christ.
No. 1822232
>>1821937>>1822191She's like a 50yo karen from the waist up and a edgy millennial from the waist down. lmao
>>1822194honestly looks like an estate sale or antique store tbh
No. 1822236
>>1822020RIP Heather’s plants. If things continue with ClockRyan they don’t stand a chance.
>>1822191Why does she insist on dressing like a conservative boomer grandma? Even her previous tacky Hot Topic/Dolls Kill aesthetic was miles better than this.
No. 1822801
>>1822234Exactly. It's unfathomable to me how an adult can live long-term in a fantasy where it's possible to achieve a lifetime's worth of love and commitment within a week, and be continually surprised when it blows up in her face.
And how can someone live with such a melodramatic parade of uncontrollable emotions, and yet never even once consider self-analysis or therapy?
No. 1823084
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It's ok Heather, he was toxic anyways. You'll always have clocks.
No. 1823157
>>1823084We've reached the 48-hour Ryan cycle
I can't imagine how awful she must be that they couldn't even have a nice horny weekend without it ending in tragedy
No. 1823178
>>1823157There was no horniness imo, one of her stories had her retardedly running around a stone maze (just in the ground, no walls so you can just walk right across it) while NYan stood aimlessly at one end, like not taking part in the "fun" just standing there.
She sorely needs some female friends rather than catfishing endless Ryans into walking around graveyards with her, guys do not meet up with rando women to simply spend quality time with them [they want to bang] essentially walking around parks, though that is what Heather wants.
She does all the cleavage shots, flirty pics, and then meets up with them and just walks around, amazing really that she keeps doing it and she keeps catching so many Ryans and wasting their time kek
No. 1823226
>>1823178I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enough, they bail before that because it quickly becomes obvious that heather is incabable of treating other people as anything other than props for heather. like, i guess running around a graveyard could be a fun, if weird date but clearly heather's just doing it to be goffic - I don't know if she's ever had "fun" with another person, as in doing something just to have a good time. literally everything she does is trying to appeal to some stupid ideal of herself she made up in her head. i don't know if she even really wants a ryan, i think she just likes the idea of being in a relationship.
this also why she will never have any female friends. even if she wanted them, she'd be incapable of treating the other person as anything other than an instagram prop.
No. 1823266
>>1823226This is exactly it, she just wants someone to post cutesy pictures on IG about "my person <3 <3 <3 <3". They're just an accessory to enhance Heather. They might as well be an NPC. Thats why she freaks out when they have their own friends and hobbies and don't just want to exist in a codependent little bubble with her.
She wouldn't have female friends because she's extremely insecure and threatened by anything that challenges her tiny little world. At best she would just use them to try to meet guys somehow.
No. 1823369
>>1823365Ayrt yes that’s exactly it.
To you and all other nonetschkas, sorry I posted three times because glitch.
No. 1823769
>>1823226>I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enoughthis. The scrotes whove had sex with heather and posted about it here get banned and their posts deleted, but I can remember 2 different men in this thread saying she puts out extremely early. First meeting early.
>that heather is incapable of treating other people as anything other than props this, she sees relationships as transactional. If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuck who will do whatever she wants in exchange for sex because that's what she thinks heterosexual love is.
>>1823346>pagan stone circle Wait she was acting like a child on a pagan labyrinth? This is hilarious. Her new Ryan takes her on a suitably spoopy adventure and she acts like a toddler? Pagan Labyrinths are supposed to be used for spiritual exploration and introspection, she showed her date how shallow she was. Instead of taking her spoopy shit seriously, she goofed around and acted like a manic pixie dream girl?
No. 1823800
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Here's the video we're all discussing. Sorry for quality, I had to compress it.
No. 1823813
>>1823462Idk she shared a video a couple weeks ago of her ‘sensually’ watering her plants for rumramryan, too bad I deleted the recording
>>1823769> If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuckExactly, I don’t gaf if she has sex on the first date but she’s delusional about what that achieves
No. 1823954
>>1823084the Ryancycle gets shorter and shorter
can she get it down to 24 hours for the whole meet—WORLD’S GREATEST LOVE—devastated by breakup cycle? I believe in our camelgirl
No. 1824113
>>1823800Appreciate you
Nonnie! You guys weren't kidding, she was full on retard in this. My toes curled when she did her baby voice at the end.
No. 1824174
>>1823800oh my god, kek. Her thinking it was a maze and gasping for air while running around it giggling like a maniac. Heather really thinks she's the main character of some shitty romcom movie. Thank you for sharing this
nonnie. lmao
No. 1824401
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No. 1824488
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ClockRyan seemed to have dark hair, this guy's hair is ginger or light brown. She also mentions these are from a stroll around Gettysburg. I think it's a different guy.
>>1824454She also took a video of them walking together. Picrel.
No. 1824547
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How long before she has 60 clocks and an area of her house she calls her "peaceful clock room where she goes to listen to their soothing sounds."
No. 1824582
>>1824505>>1824520I'm the anon who posted
>>1824488 and I've changed my opinion, I think you guys are right. Although Converse are super basic shoes and it wouldn't be unusual for two different "alt" dudes to wear them, looking closely, in both images the guy seems to have a beard and glasses. Maybe ClockRyan isn't over yet, despite her wistful posts about love ending.
No. 1824627
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So endings can be beautiful, but she was just on a hike with the same guy she's referring to?
No. 1824644
>>1824627Tinfoil but maybe he found a way to break it off without stirring her crazy and this
>>1824547 is an effort to show she's still interested, by asking general google-able questions related to his interests/profession?
No. 1825168
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Heather and ClockRyan definitely ending things. She posted that she was back on the dating apps last night and scrolled through her hundreds of ignored messages. She spent time pumping up HamRyan about helping her get through her heartbreak.
No. 1825188
>>1825168The broken heart emoji made me laugh. Hangs out with some random horny internet dude for a couple hours and her heart is BROKEN. Kek HamRyan please
actually be a true friend to her and tell her how fucking retarded she's being.
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No. 1825218
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No. 1825268
>>1821937She did this back in 2010/2011. She lived where she is now, called her then bf up after only dating for less than week who lives in San Francisco, begging him to move her in with him because her sister was trying to kill her. He paid for everything, moved her in, she showed up with only a PS3 in hand and forced him to buy her clothing and that started years of emotional and physical abuse. She then cheated on him with his best friend who's name was Adam. Then she would make fun of him on Twitter and Instagram until Adam moved her out and her obsession wth resident evil and cod went out the window and went to thrifting and dolls because that's what Adam was into. She also tried forcing Adam into being a furry as well a few times.
She is a leech who absorbs whatever hobby someone else is in. I'm glad she can't find anymore people dumb enough to stay around and have her manipulate them and drain them dry. Just the tip of the ice berg.
No. 1825295
>>1825217>>1825218Literal incel behavior. She's so bizarre.
>>1825268Woah, what? Is this recorded anywhere and are there any receipts anon? This was all before the husband?
No. 1825305
>>182530199% of dudes on dating apps just want nudes or sexting and will stop responding when you don't engage with this. It sounds retarded but they just want validation. Many won't meet up even if you want sex and are explicit about it, they'll make a billion excuses not to leave their house.
So Heather probably does reply to all these guys to some degree, but then they stop responding when she asks to meet up.
No. 1825356
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Looked up as kitty ravage on YouTube and had no idea she did videos. She sounds like a completely different person. She goes through too many stupid personas.
No. 1825375
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>>1825358Here's her old Twitter, you'll see a lot
No. 1825405
>>1825305>>1825314It's literally porn addiction. A lot of these sad single dudes would rather jack off to porn and only want the sexting and nudes for validation and to make it feel "more real". Porn addiction can cause ED too, so some of these guys can't actually even get hard with a irl woman anymore.
>>1825356She looks so much better with dark hair tbh. Crazy that she's been on the same shit for over a decade though. She's massively changed personalities every couple of years.
No. 1825406
>>1825305>>1825314It's literally porn addiction. A lot of these sad single dudes would rather jack off to porn and only want the sexting and nudes for validation and to make it feel "more real". Porn addiction can cause ED too, so some of these guys can't actually even get hard with a irl woman anymore.
>>1825356She looks so much better with dark hair tbh. Crazy that she's been on the same shit for over a decade though. She's massively changed personalities every couple of years.
No. 1825415
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>>1825301Speaking of Lurch, she’s cycled back to crying and posting old photos of him like a total creep in her stories. She truly is the world’s most broken record.
No. 1825426
>>1825409I don't think men will mass report female accounts unless it's a tranny or something.
The most likely reason is that the system auto-flagged her as a bot/catfish kek. How poetic, since Heather is basically just a personalitydisorder.exe algorithm running in perpetuity.
No. 1825472
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The sulk of lost love before her independent phase followed by racy photos.
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No. 1825649
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>>1825641wish she'd just embrace her true femcel nature
No. 1825721
>>1825649I swear she looks so much better with dark hair, both in the old reposts from vendettachan above and this edit.
I think the dark hair prepares you better for her personality, the blonde gives the impression she's sweet and soft but her personality, as well all know is deeply narcissistic and short sighted, like she never thinks about others feelings or acts with kindness. Not that she's a bad person, just very selfish, but the blonde gives her this look which is a little misleading and doesn't really suit the selfish moping reality kek
No. 1825819
>>1825415Why does she even still have his pictures posted? I delete anything that has an ex in it once it's over, it's so creepy and clingy to keep them around.
>>1825472>every time I visited him I brought him a giftCodependent Heather strikes again
>>1825640I don't get why she fucking cares so much. People can have different interests, go to the cemetery alone if you love it so much. It just shows how much of a larp this all is, she just wants the attention of being Heather-so-strange when she doesn't give a shit herself.
No. 1826003
>>1825777>>1825724I forgot I was on lolcow where people have day-long arguments on /ot about whether it's better to be tall or short kek. For reference I think all hair colours are wonderful, there are just artistic/styling/aesthetic rules and people react to certain stereotypes, colours, fashion and so on. Her oversize shirts, jeans, wavy blonde hair all give this mom-like impression when she has the psychology of an edgy, selfish 14 year old who thinks the world revolves around her. I didn't explain it very well but it's not about colour= good/bad, but overall styling and image - just dying her hair dark and glasses would be a quick fix to move towards an image more suited to her personality (i.e. styling/stereotypes/association)
Like she looks like a mom of toddlers with her current styling (someone who is giving, kind, self sacrificing etc) but she wants to drag strange men around graveyards every day and hasn't done anything actually kind ever (?) that we know of (buying owls doesn't count)
No. 1826062
>>1825641How on earth can she not see that posts like this are absolute human repellent.
>>1826003OK, do red and brown hair next because I want to know what personality to expect when I meet someone with those hair colors
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Here we goooo (again).
No. 1826117
>>1826093honestly she should take a hiatus from dating and focus on working on herself and finding friends
she will of course not do this
No. 1826120
>>1826003> there are just artistic/styling/aesthetic rules go back
go all the way back
stay there
No. 1826514
>>1826435Right, 'cause there were so many people in her life when she lived with her mom.
>>1826452It's hard to feel genuine sympathy for someone who refuses to seek help. She's so adamant that her issue is that she's just too special and profound and unique, when it's actually a glaring personality disorder that could be improved with therapy.
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>I want someone clingy
>I’ve got baby fever
We are entering a new phase, noniquas
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>>1826685Heather would really thrive if she had someone to look over and care for
No. 1826689
>>1826687Ayrt we’re on the same wavelength. I’ve Batesed her before. Bates and Havisham.
She lets slip so many telling things about her fucked up mental state, not least the fact she treats people like chess pieces on her board. Checkers may be more appropriate.
Forgot to say that the icing on the cake yesterday was the audible new clock ticking in the background of her sad girl posting.
No. 1826753
>>1826685No. Absolutely not. I can easily see her being the weird smothering mom and badmouthing the kid’s dad after the inevitable divorce. She cannot make connections with adults and would without question turn to her kid for the love and socialization she doesn’t get elsewhere in life. Please god let this not happen,
because I have been this kid.. Where’s that womb-cursing autist when you need her.
No. 1827152
>>1827032I gotchu girls
https://streamja.com/AERZnJust clipped what felt like the most relevant section. Most of the stories were just clock-winding.
No. 1827166
>>1827152>I'm never gonna forget all these adventuresheather omg, please for the love of christ seek therapy
you knew this guy for what, a week? what are "all these adventures"??
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30+ and first train ride
No. 1827198
>>1827152Nonnie! Thank you. This is so utterly unhinged, perhaps the worst I have ever seen her. The permanent clock ticking background sound is just another perfect element to this world of insanity she inhabits. Whew.
>>1827183When I saw her take the train up to NY I thought she was saying this was literally her first time on a train. No way, must have heard it wrong. But it was?? Jesus wept.
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No. 1827264
>>1827210>>1827198diff anon, agree about her not taking a train not being weird
we tend to drive or fly over train, plus the reach of train lines etc
I started taking the train a few years ago but never did it before then, it's kind of an exotic experience kek
No. 1827306
>>1827240I hate the rOaSt rAtiO thing but I at least know it's how millennial/zoomer guys flirt. (Women too! And she has a fairly sarcastic style too so how does she not recognize it??)
>>1827264Agree, unless this also includes subways - which I have a feeling it does. She's probably never been to NYC before despite being so close.
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She's actively posting stories of her and Lurch from last summer. Girl, you're being creepy.
No. 1827312
>>1827239Happy to see her doing something by herself without a caption like "I am a small woman and I will be robbed if I exist outside of my apartment alone." Seriously kek she's borderline agoraphobic
>>1827240Whenever she complains about men I literally do not know what she wants. If someone jokingly mocks her spooky hobbies, she gets offended. If they ignore her edginess and talk about their own hobbies (hiking, TV, etc.) she gets offended.
If they just act nice and don't make any major moves, she gets offended. What does she want? None of her callout scrote caps are ever bad, maybe mildly awkward but nothing interesting enough to be shared. And the way she freaks out every 3 weeks over minor messages makes her look bad, not scrotes.
No. 1827319
>>1827311She needs to move into her ironic, self aware 'I am mentally ill' era stat, it's the trendy thing nowadays to be a mentally ill wreck, public and ironic about it. She's like 100% sincere about being crazy but unaware of it, and inexplicably romanticises absolutely nothing, like there is not a single thing she's done or posted about I would even deem as romantic. She hasn't got one specific story of a romantic thing happening. All these great love stories are just fanfictions of herself, literally not backed up by reality in any way. They are all just boring dating site men with even less personality than her, or at least it seems so since we know nothing about them except shit like 'they like clocks/owls/plants' girl views other people like an alien.
Most people would either become a self aware mentally ill goblin, or a pinkpilled self aware mentally ill goblin by now, but she is still stuck in groundhog day without five seconds of analysis or awareness about her situation.
It's a bit obvious she is bipolar or has some mood disorder and her highs and lows have nothing to do with external events, since said external events are so mundane.
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Further trips down memory lane. I cannot imagine why she has such difficulty keeping guys around.
No. 1827346
>>1827326I get that they're drunk but holy shit
can you imagine having that much energy focused you like a laser beam, she had her crazy eyes on and everything
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like clockwork
No. 1827782
>>1827406lol! Here comes I’m a strong independent woman rant again “I don’t let no man tell me what to do” did she get the memory wipe treatment from the men in black?
All this time she’s sitting alone for hours in parking lots crying & taking selfies as she looks off into the middle distance about how she will never find someone because she’s defective & a spooky girl.
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From context it sounds like she's talking about the LI clock boy, but how can she be "crying until she chokes on the tears" when they hung out over the course of, what… three/four days, collectively?
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>>1827874It’s gotta be clockryan? Right? Why else post this insanity?!
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I'm surprised she didn't list her good teeth as one of the perks.
No. 1827917
>>1827885I fucking CAN NOT
she's acting like she married him and he DIED
>>1827906oh bullshit heather, you don't want friends, let alone best friends
you need someone to pour your unfiltered personality disorder on to, trapped so they can't run away
No. 1827944
>>1827906>I engage their interests and passions>I like emotions, I like listening>seeking a man to…go places with me, cuddle and be my best friendThis is such a robotic declaration and she doesn't even see what's wrong with the last part. Go places with
me be
my best friend. What about when he wants to go places? You will go with him? It's such a silly point to be her hurdle but this is her hurdle. She can't comprehend a man (or presumably a female friend) as a separate person who has their own life and interests. It always boils down to being Heather's accessory.
I don't even know how you can get to adulthood and be stuck thinking like this.
>>1827844She should knuckle down and start writing romantic fiction rather than hallucinating it in her own life. She might even make good money from it since it's a popular genre. Serious suggestion Heather.
No. 1827948
>>1827944Somebody who so openly cops to never reading books has no business writing them.
Maybe she can make a picture book, since she admits that's all she buys her antique books for.
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Holy shit
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No. 1828029
>>1828014>man lies to girl he met on dating app in order to get laidtale as old as time heather.
>>1828016Literally none of the men Heather has dated have been "out of her league". Heather is pretty plain and doesn't know how to dress herself, but she's dated some straight up hideous men.
No. 1828183
>>1827973I always had a twinge of sympathy for her because I held onto this phase later than most, though I had the good sense to keep it offline. But we’re way past the point where I can’t relate anymore even though we’re the same age, it’s way too intense, too public, too strange. She is
losing it.
No. 1828346
>>1827973I would literally pay for this woman's therapy if I was rich, she needs it so badly. It's impossible to generate the feelings she describes over short online conversations and one or two mundane meetings. They are entirely from her imagination. Not reactions to real world events. She's a total fantasist, but because her fantasy is so pedestrian (love of life moid) it's hard to see how truly crazy she is unless you watch her for a long time like this thread does.
She literally reacts like a decade long relationship is over when these things are like 3 meetings and a couple of weeks tops, mostly online. innsaane
>>1828254The only time I've seen screenshots is those texts she sent bloodryan after they broke up and both of them seemed out of their tree in those. She's way too nice to these moids, show us the texts Heather
No. 1828359
>>1828346She shared screens between her and Adam during Taxgate, and some from an equally deranged moid (possibly FemRyan) who was anon threatening her with STIs. Oh and the whole car crash with ChaseRyan and his ghost bitch friend. That was good. I’m sure she’s limited with what she can share as her side of the conversation is going to reveal the truth of the matter (not that these moids aren’t probably telling her whatever to get laid).
>>1828254She alluded to ClockRyan telling her something along the “I love you” lines, but maybe you saw that and are asking for clarification.
>>1827973It’s also as if no one has ever told her it’s fucking nauseating to list all the things that make you a special flower without limit. The whole I am Woman thing with her is so gross because she has never done anything, or had any real hardcore life challenges thrown at her. It’s just pathetic.
No. 1828360
>>1827906>dress to impress>closet full of shapeless billowing Target sack dressesHas she always been so tradwife-y? She sounds like she's adopting a child or something. I wish she was on a reality show, like 90 day fiance or something. I know
what she's doing that's making everyone run for the hills, I just want to see it in action.
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No. 1828479
>>1828410>It almost feels like abuse of a retarded person at this pointAgree unironically, like if these guys are really
uwu I love you this is forever just to get some free sex, they know exactly what they're doing. Like obviously a sane woman would be terrified of that level of lovebombing but that's what's going on in her mind and they go along with it. Guys like this should just shell out for an escort instead of doing this to crazy chicks and running. I am waiting for Heather's pinkpill name and shame arc where she airs all their bullshit publicly, but she's too nice.
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She’s come back blazing. Stories now.
No. 1828537
>>1828491girl must know her angles/filers because she looks drastically different in video.
here's some keynotes:
>"my posts lately have bee psycho">clockryan was "secretly a fuckboy" (of course)>heather was "all in" (of course)>she's worthy of love RIGHT NOW>"back on apps" like she she ever left>refuses to be a part of hookup culture while trolling on hookup apps>5k likes on bumble, but few connections.>she likes submissive men so she can be in charge. but somehow thinks they take advantage of herno lessons learned, same ol shit
No. 1828595
>>1828479Instead of naming and shaming random dudes, Heather shouldn't be hopping on every dick she sees on the first date because she feels some ~connection~. I don't understand why so many anons think she is some uwu traumatized
victim when she continually makes the same mistakes and refuses to learn.
I'd be 100% supportive of Heather if she decided to be single/start dating women but I think she is addicted to the easy attention (as shown by the constant ig stories/app swiping) and living out some absurd fantasy.
No. 1828614
>>1828595>but I think she is addicted to the easy attentionGonna do a major tinfoil…
Something makes me think she is clinically addicted in the same way gamblers are. She seeks the high of a win, feels the crushing defeat of a loss, keeps seeking that high even though it is primarily losses all the way.
This also explains the insanely rapid cycles, gamblers are known to lose track of time (and casinos intentionally remove anything that will help to keep track)
We know she spends hours every day on these apps, and as anon witnessed she even goes way out of her local area to keep swiping
>>1828456The goal is actually the emotional high of the perceived win (which scrotes take advantage of for easy sex, as we've just seen) not a ryan at all. That last part about how she has 5,000 likes so there must be a guy in there for her, she's looking at this in exactly the same way a gambler does. Focused on the win above all logic, seeing it as numbers and endless potential instead of looking at it analytically. This also explains how shallow and short sighted it all is, she has actually trained her body into these enormous emotional reactions to the most goddamn boring thing ever which is looking for a dating site scrote.
She straight up needs addiction-based therapy imo.
No. 1828720
A nice little before bed rant.
https://streamja.com/VbpQR>men don't want to be loved, they want to be tortured >they will always choose the toxic girl over the girl who was actually good for them>I'm always the rebound girl, I'm always the girl to pass the time on until their ex comes back>you gotta get over your fuckin ex if you're gonna be with me Looks like ClockRyan tried to let her down easy with a classic "I'm not over my ex" and she took it real personally.
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>>1828720Heather is such a "nice girl" kek
No. 1828959
>>1828918I wonder if it’s a throwback to Lurch aka BloodRyan who quite quickly got with a new girl who he had known for a while before. You’re so on the money though, it’s her failings and she’s delulu. What
>>1828720 said about the classic “can’t get over my ex” excuse is what I imagine happens most times. Did FemRyan also have a thing about this? Can’t quite remember.
>>1828614 100% yes. I am so with this. It’s like an addictive compulsion.
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>>1828537I don't get the part where she says she'd like to make some budoir photos "for you guys". It's like IG is just yet another dating platform, clearly she's not talking to women and no wonder she disregards any women wanting to be friends with her, that's not why she's there. Also her tank top/thirst trap situation in her most recent stories… she may as well just not wear a shirt at this point.
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This sounds like Heather all day
No. 1829271
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This is insane
No. 1829273
>>1829271it’s shitty that this guy said he loves her just to fuck (IF he did) but it’s
wild that she believed it. Heather! how do you not know better by now!
No. 1829300
>>1829271She is unhinged and it creeps me out. She seems like a normal person in all areas
except for relationships. She dated someone for a few days/weeks and thinks it was this big love… Lol
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Story spam
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No. 1829587
>>1829271am i reading this right and she expected he would want to move to a different state after knowing heather a fuckin week? she really cant understand that everybody else arent impulsive children living in a TRU LUV fairy tale. ryan probably was into her but wanted to take things at a reasonable pace and heather flipped out.
>>1829513this is exactly why she needs friends but will never get them. any decent friend would tell her to chill out, and that her nuts expectations are torpedoing relationships before they even start. she only wants friends like the rumham guy who tell her these mean fuckboys dont deserve poor sweet heather. women arent gonna blow smoke up her ass because she has boobs and she knows it.
No. 1829604
>>1829513Heather when she meets a guy from a hookup app:
>I know that moment when I got off the train and ran into his arms >I just laid across the car on his arm the whole drive to the house like oh my god I'm so in love with this personThe guy: How many days can I handle of this before I check out
The fact most women behave like 1000% colder than this about dates and men and still second guess if they're being too giving and trusting. Heather needs to be very careful or she'll end up chained in a basement one day, she trusts every rando man like it is a friend or partner of a decade. Absolutely no stranger danger with this woman, another thing her mother didn't teach her when she was 4
>>1829480 No. 1829619
>>1829271She posted stories at the beach I assume she references here, but I thought she was alone since he was nowhere to be seen at this point. Like she's just manically picking up shiny stones and he's many metres away just standing there and she associates her manic feelings with him. The clip of her running around a stone circle while he just stands there makes me think all her dates are like this.
I believe the moids do lie to her about their feelings via text and in person, because unfortunately all moids will promise literally anything for some free sex, it's one of their many negative traits. But at Heather's age she should know this, surely this is something you figure out within your first few years of dating. She's a divorcee, it's not like she has zero experience with men.
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The begging is pathetic
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This is a reply to the FB version of the above story.
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No. 1830311
>>1823800>>1827326>>1829468>>1829470>>1829471>>1829472>>1829473This woman is completely unhinged. This is some of the most batshit insane, terrifying and sophomoric nonsense I've witnessed in a hot minute. Girl, no one wants you because you are the epitome of crazy stalker gf. There are horror movie scripts written about women like you.
>>1828464Nonnie… the imagery of her weeping in a rickshaw, taking a selfie while posting about her love of sundials sent my into a fit. Ily.
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keep trying rumhamryan, maybe one day she'll be desperate enough to call you up to the big leagues kek.
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>>1830408At one point they stayed in a hotel together and she posted this comment about the shoot they did there (picrel). She also constantly flirts with him and calls him "daddy" which (anecdotally but nevertheless) I've never known a woman to call a gay man.
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this story and the one before it were posted back to back. words to articulate how unhinged / delusional this behavior is fail me.
No. 1830561
>>1830555please, no one ever get her pregnant, she would be such a horrible mother, always overbearing, always afraid, never letting her child out of sight and if her child would like something she wouldn't approve, she would make it feel so bad about it. The idea of her as a mother is even more horrible than the idea of her as a partner.
>>1830558she could be out of a horror movie made by Wes Craven…
No. 1830626
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She deleted this pretty quickly
No. 1830736
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I couldn't get the entire poem in the screenshot so here it is.
You told me to smile because it happened.
But I can’t smile yet because it was real and it was lost.
I replay the start of our short story in my head every day, and I beg God for another chance to do it all over and do it so differently. Loving you was like witnessing a shooting star. Bright, beautiful, exciting, burning and then gone forever, all the other stars in the sky just can’t compare.
I know you don’t have room in your heart for me, but I’m not ready to evict you from mine. I still hear your voice in my dreams and upon waking, I lay in the silence of your absence. Regret haunts me, it’s dark cloud always there.
I love you and I wish this was all just a bad dream. But it’s not. I fell in love with a storm, I shouldn’t have expected to come out unchanged.
No. 1830775
>>1830059She looks chunky. Not that that's a problem but didn't she used to be obsessed with being skinny? These positions are not flattering either.
I'd be worried about her poking holes in condoms, that's the kind of energy she's giving off yikes.
No. 1830777
>>1830627"I am a WHOLE ASS experience."
Yeah…..I'm sure you are.
No. 1830778
>>1830555yeah, THIS is what’s going to attract the perfect Ryan
not a bit desperate
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>>1830627 She really scares me. Can see the comment about her killing Ryans come true.
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She's been posting shit like this to her stories for days now, can you imagine what she's doing to his phone?
No. 1830940
>>1830627Her constantly messing with her hair in every single video is pissing me off. Some things that made me laugh
>vaguely referencing Lurch as her last "polaroid daddy" when talking about a date she was supposed to go on this weekend>I just fucking give up! I'm just going to die alone! >No man's ever gonna love me!>(laughing) My life is so fucking embarrassing!>I'll be your sugar mama! Heather's bs reminds me to grow up whenever I get a little too frustrated about not being able to connect with someone. Holy shit.
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Is she manic?
No. 1831073
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Serving "Drew Droege as Chloe Sevigny" for Paracon today.
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Can she stop with the torn black jeans and flowered docs? She owns other clothes right? She has now announced that she is OVER this boy (stop calling men boys) but I doubt she’ll make it to the end of the day without bringing him up again. I love her rants because it’s always kind of confusing to me how many times she says the word fuck. I’ve come to consider her as actually retarded so when she swears it’s extra off-putting lol.
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