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No. 2410648

Previous thread: >>2149098

A thread for sharing things that are too nasty to discuss in polite company, aka TMI (Too Much Information). Do you have a weird habit? An embarrassing health issue? Just want to admit something gross? Feel free to post it here.

Things could get unsightly in here, so remember– the hide button on threads is there for a reason.

No. 2410784

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>>2410768
Yeah, and sometimes it is done specifically to help push the feces out. I refuse to believe that the 30% stat is accurate though.

No. 2410815

>>2410784
So that's what I'm doing is called. I always push on the taint though. I tried to bring it up once with someone, to gauge whether anyone else did it, but they were so confused at my explanation and hints that I figured it was something that no one else did.

No. 2410834

>>2410815
>push on the taint
I did this once when I was constipated, it was a lifesaver
Are you constipated often anon? You might consider eating more fiber

No. 2410842

>>2410834
Wouldn't fiber do the opposite of helping with constipation. I thought it firmed your shit up.

No. 2410850

>>2410842
Fiber helps bowel movement so can help with constipation

No. 2410863

>>2410850
It might be bad with stress induced constipation. I have problems with this and eating a lot of fiber made it all worse and on top of that I never felt empty. That was really the worst feeling.

No. 2410869

>>2410863
Well you're full of shit
literally

No. 2412345

I just when to the bathroom and there was a long piece of lint dangling and spinning around from my vagina. I thought somehow a worm or cocoon was coming from my vag.

No. 2412346

>>2412345
Aww a butterfly is gonna come out of there

No. 2412353

>>2412345
you thought your vagina… was metamorphizing? are you ovaries trying to escape?

No. 2412376

I feel like I'm going to throw up after taking an iron supplement pill like my doctor said and it feels so bad I'm almost considering making myself throw up by shoving fingers down my throat. It's like the pill is still stuck inside my throat it feels horrible.

No. 2412448

>>2412376
Did you drink any water after swallowing the tablet?

No. 2412468

>>2412448
Yes, just a little. I'm supposed to swallow the pill with a cup of water but I can't do that at all, so I tricked myself into swallowing it by putting it in yogurt and it usually works. Now I feel a little better after being constipated, spending too much time in the toilet for this reason and taking a nap (not on purpose, I feel asleep almost as if I passed out)

No. 2412489

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>>2412376
>>2412468
You need to take it along with a full glass of water, or at least eat something substantial along with it if you can't. It is getting stuck in your throat and causing pill esophagitis. I had the same thing happen when I was taking antibiotics and it was awful. You need to follow the tips in picrel otherwise it'll just keep happening.

No. 2412540

>>2412489
I hate lunch soon before I took the pill and I thought that would be enough. I'll try these tips but I'm worried that won't be enough, when I try to take pills with a glass of water it's like my throat closes off entirely. When I tried to take the pill as a teenager for my acne I could only take it by crushing it into dust for the same reason.

No. 2412551

>>2412540
Your throat closed up when you try drinking a glass of water AFTER you already took the pill?

No. 2412554

>>2412551
Before. I'll take the pill in my hand to put it in my mouth and my throat will already start blocking everything. It must all be in my head, chewing or sucking the iron supplement pill could solve this issue but it would give me side effects like having bright orange teeth for the rest of my life.

No. 2412568

I trimmed my pubes after growing them out for months and my crotch feels so exposed. It was like I had a fuzzy insulating barrier between my pants and underwear and now it’s gone.

No. 2412572

>>2412489
Is
>Drink a sip or two of water before taking a pill.
>Drinnk an entire glass of water after taking a pill.
>Take your pills one at a time rather than all at once.
implying there are psychopaths who swallow several pills on the dry at once?

No. 2412575

>>2412540
What you consume before taking it doesn't really make any difference, it's about what you consume after you take it. The reason why you are supposed to take the pill along with at least a full cup of water is because the water helps push the pill down your throat. If you don't do this or at least eat something along with it, there's a high chance that it will end up getting lodged in your throat and irritating the lining as it dissolves, which then causes the symptoms that you described. If the part you have trouble with is taking the pill itself, hiding it in yoghurt is fine. You just need to make sure that you then drink enough right after, or continue to eat if not. Personally I made sure to both eat and drink right after to minimise the chances as much as possible, and it always seemed to work.

No. 2412579

>>2412572
Yes my mom does, sometimes she takes anti-inflammatory drugs on an empty stomach because she doesn't give a shit until her stomach hurts.

>>2412575
Thanks for the advice, I'll be careful and only take my pills before dinner to make sure I won't forget.

No. 2412733

I love the smell of my pussy when it’s sweaty kek. I’m usually commando at home and I wear cotton pants, but I have these pants that aren’t cotton , which I wear only twice because they make me stink, especially if I do exercise. But I love the smell of it somehow, it’s pungent but pleasant.

No. 2412866

>>2412733
ugh I don't know if that what you means, but I hate hate hate when my pussy gets sweaty from sitting in tight pants on a chair 8 hours a day at work. After the whole day she stinks in such a weird way. I guess it's all the sweat bacteria fermentating in a warm tightly pressed-legged place.

On the other hand. I do love how it tastes when I'm ovulating. Usually there's more discharge and it tastes savoury, somehow sweet and salty, idk. Umami.
Yes, I taste my discharge (idk if that's the right word but like, the wetness, not in the ill pussy way), did it once just to see how vagina tastes and now when it feels out of place wet, I put some on the finger to test what's going on, smell it, if it's That smell then I taste it.
Now when I wrote that, it sounds so animalistic.

No. 2412976

this is the third time i've popped the same pimple near my pubic area and it keeps getting more and more painful each time i empty out the pus. I think its going to get infected at this point

No. 2413005

>>2412733
same but I want to elaborate in the TMI thread because I can
For at least 4 or 5 years, I've been living in places with weird heating systems or shoddy heating circulation systems, so I'll go to bed freezing cold and wake up soaked. Not every night, but a really good portion of the winter months every year. It seems to happen whether I'm sleeping on the top of my bed or under a bunch of sheets. The only positive I glean from this is that, when I don't completely sweat through all of my layers, and it's really just my pits and thighs that stink, I like to smell my underpants. It's like a painful obsession, it stinks and I feel gross while doing it, I picture people walking in on me doing it and feeling nothing but horror, but I just can't stop. I gotta sniff check, what can I say? Sometimes it smells like sour cream or some kind of fast food dip, but I don't eat sour cream or ranch or anything…

No. 2413053

I haven’t showered in three weeks so I’m walking extra close to the young males at the supermarket. I’m not depressed or anything I just like making them huff my natural womanly musk. I like to think of their stressballs spontaneously turning into cancerous tumours from my powerful presence, and the gay switch in their butt getting confused. No I won’t be getting a job because I get free landlord bucks

No. 2413828

I'm constipated and can't stop farting nasty bombs.

No. 2413875

>>2412733
Same and I especially like it when it has an even stronger smell after wearing a pad or a panty liner for a few hours.

No. 2414612

Nonna I’m having my period and I’m constipated as fuck. I’m trying to poop right now.
My bowel movements are always messed up when I’m on my period. It’s either diarrhea or constipation, god help me.

No. 2414616

>>2413875
Thank god I’m not the only one then , it’s nice to know kek. I always thought that I was a weirdo.

No. 2414783

I have a thicker and coarser hair type and my scalp always over produces flakes and dandruff and I can’t figure out a reason why?? My scalp can get quite oily too when it wants to flake but it’s been doing this ever since I turned an older teen and it’s still around as an adult.

No. 2414838

>>2414783
See >>>/ot/2405765
Also try the hair care threads in /g/, I'm sure anons have given advice before. If not, you can always make a post.
>>>/g/369903

No. 2414844

>>2413053
Based

No. 2414848

>>2413053
>landlord
If I had a landlord who didn't shower for three weeks I'd evict myself however if she was forcing moids to smell her until their prostates explode or whatever then I'd have to be her best friend.

No. 2414851

>>2412976
If it's exactly the same spot it's probably got a cyst sac in there that needs to be removed or it will keep refilling. I had one on my inner labia a while back that had to be cut out (not fun) because it kept coming back. Hasn't returned since they got the sac out.

No. 2414857

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>>2414851
Would this work for now? Sounds like you should probably go to a doctor tho (picrel can be cut into any size)

No. 2414997

I forgot to change my underwear for like 3 days because I'm sick and haven't been leaving the house. The stains are unreal

No. 2416580

>>2414848
>to smell her until their prostates explode
Are you implying she goes around stinking up the place to turn them on?

No. 2416588

>>2416580
You're right, I should've specified prolapse.

No. 2417660

Hello from my toilet. I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. I didn't really eat much the day before and I'm doing a 24hr water fast so thankfully this colon prep stuff isn't making me feel awful as there isn't anything to shit out of me.
It's like I have an uncontrollable urge to piss out my ass.
I've lost four pounds already.

No. 2417741

>>2417660
Girl just shit on him

No. 2417790

>>2417741
I want them to get a good look and check for cancer tho.

No. 2417942

I hate sneezing while on my period. You all know why.

No. 2418138

Just before my period I get constipated as fuck and then when I come on I’m suddenly shitting nonstop. Like multiple massive shits a day and also my flow is extremely heavy, I’m practically miscarrying a 5 month old foetus into the toilet at least 2x a day.

No. 2418147

>>2418138
I also get period diarrhea, I practically piss from my asshole, it's a disgrace, no matter what I eat gets purged by my ass, but at least it makes me feel really empty which is nice.

No. 2418178

>>2417660
It's going to suck anon. Drink a lot, take as much prep as you can but stop if you feel sick. You will unfortunately still shit liquids even if you don't eat, that's the point of it. Then you can do the test (remember to relax) and then it's over, you can eat again right after.

No. 2418377

I air fried some pirogies to reheat them and since I’m a fatass I chose not to wait and let them cool down. A piece of onion and cheese proceeded to stick to the roof of my mouth and burn the ever living fuck out of it. I swished some ice water around in my mouth and kept chugging along lol a few hours later the roof of my mouth started to reeeaaaalllllly hurt and I started to really regret my actions. When I brushed my teeth that night I accidentally scraped against the top of my mouth and to my complete horror the burn had actually blistered and me accidentally prodding it caused the blister to burst. In a panic I started spitting out everything in my mouth like a madwoman and gargling mouthwash by the boatload.
The next day I decided I needed to be serious after taking care of this burn so I decided I’d only eat super soft food like yogurt and berries. However, once I got home from work I started to feel a migraine coming on so I took my special migraine meds. There’s like a 50/50 chance the meds make me violently nauseous which is exactly what happened. Within like 20 min I was throwing up and my god I can’t tell you how fucking unpleasant it is to have upchuck and stomach acid spew against a burn. Overall an awful experience.

No. 2418415

>>2418178
Yeah that's exactly what happened. The good news is, no polyps! But I do have a couple hemmys and a skin tag they confirmed. They also biopsied parts of my colon just to check for IBS etc. due to my self-report of change in bowel habits. They gave me a 3 for the colon prep and said everything looked healthy.

The pain though has been a nightmare. They gave me 450 propofol and I spent the better part of the morning clammy and in agony from all the muscle aches. Felt like a flu. And of course the best they can do is say take Tylenol and eat something. I did have my ride take me to a McDick's because I chose to water fast and hadn't eaten since Sunday night. But food right now is so damn unappealing. I wish I weren't so uncomfortable because besides an hour nap when I got back I would really like to just sleep. It's all very exhausting.

No. 2418441

>>2413053
I shower 2 to 3 times a week. That seems a fair compromise between being a stanky ass and a germaphobe

No. 2418648

woke up today with a giant pus filled cyst on my inner thigh next to my vagina, it was the size of a penny, very painful and inflamed. i thought maybe it was an ingrown hair but it legit looked like giant blister, also i havent waxed or shaved my pussy in 3 months. never seen anything like it. i booked a doctor's appointment just to be safe, also i had unprotected sex in december. i took a shower before my appointment and the cyst popped a bit and started leaking clear fluid. i still went to the doctor only to be told it was an ingrown hair after all. embarrassing. also confusing because i've only gotten ingrowns after i've shaved but i have a bush right now

No. 2419903

The smell of dirty socks is gross but nostalgic for me in a way. I remember my sister and I drove to high school together the first two years. She was messy and had bad hygiene. She'd wear the same ugg boots every day without changing her socks and they'd get all nasty and stank, and instead of cleaning them she'd just throw them in the back seat when they got gross enough, and then buy a new pair. This pattern repeated for over a year so the back seat was just full of dirty UGG boots and her car stank of feet.
Also, apparently people in school noticed because I had two separate people asking me why my sister smelled like feet lol

No. 2419948

Not that gross, but I had a mug of coffee sitting out for like 3 days and it was chunky when I poured it out. It didn't stink though, it just smelled like cinnamon.

No. 2420096

>>2419903
Finneas what are you doing here claiming that your sister smells of feet in retaliation

No. 2420109

>>2419903
sometimes when I use the same sock pair for a few days it doesn´t smell like cheese but like dogs paws you now, like popcorn kek

No. 2420371

>>2413053
Thank you, i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

No. 2420612

I'm currently on my period and I just got off a 9 hour work day to come home and have to pick out blood clots from my pubic hair in the shower. Never felt like I wanted to die more in my life than I do right now

No. 2420622

gotdamn so farty today

No. 2421415

>>2420622
I farted on bf while in reverse cowgirl I shouldn't have had tacos yesterday

No. 2421453

>>2418648
>also i had unprotected sex in december
Dumbass

No. 2421855

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i hate getting tonsil stones so much, and it gotten worse recently bc i was trying to fish a tonsil stone out (bc i'll actually kill myself if i lightly cough and a tonsil stone comes out in front of my friends) and i scratched a tonsil and now theres a crevice that is constantly making tonsil stones, i want to get them removed so badly but i don't have an infection in my tonsils and tonsils are for preventing infection right? what if i get sick?

No. 2421862

>>2421855
A lot of people get their tonsils removed, you'll be fine. You can google more about the procedure if you'd like.

No. 2422465

>>2421855
nonna we are kindred spirits, i fucking hate tonsil stones so much and i get so many i find it difficult to swallow if i don't dig them out. my insurance won't cover a tonsillectomy though, fml

No. 2422796

i have been bleeding from my butt like 80% of the time i shit for the last 3 weeks. i dont wanna go to the hospital and pay a ton of money as im sure its just an anal fissure from the time i had really bad constipation. Like my butt legit teared near the exit and i feel the pain there so i know its not like some stomach or other serious issue.
idk how to make it heal when i shit everyday and re-open the tear almost every time. im thinking about taking laxatives but diarrhea can also force out too much poop and worsen the tear

No. 2422798

>>2422796
Go see a fucking doctor. It could be something serious like a bowel disease. If it's a tear they can help you with that too.

No. 2422800

>>2422465
that's concerning, mine is at least just a kind of cosmetic concern, save for how i sometimes get sleep apnea but that could be just my lungs. why won't your insurance cover it? is it bc they think it's not serious enough?
>>2422796
sorry to hear that nonnie, is there a type of ointment you can apply on your butthole? or maybe drink water even more so you don't strain too much?

No. 2422806

>>2422796
Diarrhea can also irritate that part nonna, it isn’t a good idea. I’d book an appointment. Even when I have an active hemorrhoids I bleed at most one week (not even that), 3 weeks is worth investigating.

No. 2422964

>>2422796
My MIL had an anal fissure so bad she needed surgery. Doctors told her to have like mineral oil or something every day so the poop would be very soft. You could try something like that.

No. 2423400

Finally got a seat on the bus back home, the road is bumpy and the seat is plastic, so I'm having quite a good time until I get home.
I shouldn't have worn a skirt today.

No. 2423414

>>2423400
moid ass post

No. 2423421

>>2423414
It's a copypasta nona kek

No. 2423425

My vulva is so itchy that i'm all fidgety and can't sit straight. I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight. I'm pretty sure it's not bacterial or fungal because there's no foul smell or weird discharge. I'm also not sexually active so it's not an STI. I don't use weird "intimate soaps" nor do I shave. I do wear synthetic uderwear though… What's weird is that it really appeared suddenly, like I wasnt feeling like this this morning and now it's unbearable. My period just ended yesterday, maybe thats a hint as to what might be happening?

No. 2423478

>>2423425
samefagging but just wanted to let everyone know that a double dose of antihistaminics helped.

No. 2423527

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i popped the ingrown hair on my stomach and now im panicking, why the fuck do they do that anyways?

No. 2423531

>>2423527
Clean it up and put a hydrocolloid patch on it. I think it has something to do with the direct the hair grows in. I tend to find that those kinds of hairs if you constantly pluck them stop growing back. Take that information with a grain of salt because it's based off personal experience.

No. 2423534

>>2423531
>hydrocolloid patch
i dont have one atm so ive just cleaned it up with soap and covered it with a clean cloth, searching this up on google didnt help my panic and now im afraid of a cyst

No. 2423548

>>2423527
Do you exfoliate in the shower? It's not necessary usually but it might help prevent ingrown hairs.

No. 2423895

Finally took a shit after DAYS of constipation due to moving in with new people. My ass hurts and feels weird, like it's still loose. Jesus christ.

No. 2424227

I’m not sure since it was hard to see, but I think I had a cyst on the back of my leg? Two days ago I woke up with a painful bump midway up my thigh on the back side. It was still there the next day and today it hurts but all I see is a scab. It feels like I either have a bruise or was stabbed with a needle where it was. Weird.

No. 2424770

i love jerking off with both my underwear and pants on, touching no part of my body or skin. probably some sort of side effect of being stunted sexually. i dont have a nullification fetish or anything but i wish we lived in nullo world. it would be a lot more practical and clean

No. 2424861

>>2424770
Yess someone gets it!! I wish we could all be nullo. Sexual organs and reactions can be so bad.

No. 2424939

<<2424861
all genitals should be replaced with a smooth benign and dry skin lump that you can rub until you are done. thats it

No. 2425287

>>2421855
>>2422465
Do you use a tongue scraper? I used to get tonsil stones constantly but they completely stopped after I started using a tongue scraper. I didn't start using it because of the stones, totally unrelated, but they stopped happening right after that. I remember reading years later that it can help. Scrud on your tongue can accumulate and form the stones, I guess.

No. 2425762

My hole is chapped what should I do. I’m embarrassed to see a doctor about it.

No. 2425783

>>2425762
What do you do when your lips are chapped?

No. 2425919

I just remembered the time when my old friend in high school confessed to me once that whenever she would go to her bfs house and use his bathroom, she would use the hand towel to wipe her ass.

No. 2425935

>>2425762
Jojoba oil (literally one drop on the ring, and one drop if the surrounding skin is dry but nothing more, and rub it in too so your butthole isn't a greasy mess) and then tap a very thin layer of Vaseline over the jojoba oil. This solved my itchy dry butthole and it will save yours.

No. 2425948

>>2425762
Use chapstick?

No. 2426106

If you have hemorrhoids try removing all alcohol from your diet

No. 2426143

I caramelized a bunch of onions put them on a sandwich and ate it all. I never ate that many onions in my life. Now I am having absolute monster death farts that are super duper loud. I am extremely gassy and I woke myself up because the fart was too loud. I think I also woke up the neighbors above me because their baby was crying.

No. 2426293

my dandruff is so yummy

No. 2426307

>>2426293
Well yeah its cheese.

No. 2426309

>>2426106
Why?

No. 2426328

>>2424939
Nah fuck the lump. Just smooth skin following the bone structure, except it has more nerve endings so it feels good when you rub it.

No. 2426748

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>colonoscopy where I shat liquid lava for two days
>immediately followed by covid diarrhea where I shat additional lava for a week
>had to buy prep H with lidocaine for the first time in my life
>cannot shit without stinging pain, also I think my asshole prolapsed
>finally getting over covid
>order something delicious
>mindlessly consumed while forgetting about the spice my mouth was used to
>the spice passes through my split melted bungus
>almost pass out from pain that lidocaine is not even saving me from
I've lost ten pounds and my body is becoming naturally constipated from fear of taking another painful shit. I'm so tired.

No. 2426761

>>2426748
Forgot to mentiom my period diarrhea in between the covid stuff too.
Please end me.

No. 2426787

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>>2426748
Might be time to switch to a liquid diet and stock up on Imodium anon.

No. 2426796

im on my period and while i was pissing in the shower a bunch of clots came out

No. 2427034

>>2426309
Because alcohol apparently promotes the formation of hemorrhoids, and other than that, it breaks down into toxic substances when filtered by the liver

No. 2427411

I found out the green gunk at the nose bridge of my glasses is probably just oxidation from the copper. I was gonna not wash them on purpose if it was algae. It would've been my cute little plant I carried around me…

No. 2427440

i usually like the feeling of clots coming out during my period but the one i passed today in the shower was a little too chunky for my liking. i felt it slowly slipping out, then i rinsed it out and it was HUGE. my biggest clot this cycle. pretty gross to see it but it was satisfying to see it wash down the drain

No. 2427449

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i just had a super sharp painful poop that literally cut my butthole open… im taking fiber capsules now wtf

No. 2427526

Every time I go to the bathroom to pee, I do a sniff check. I think it's a mix of me enjoying my vagina scent and being paranoid about how it smells because I've had so many health problems in the past. Also, I like having a trimmed vag. It's like my pussy has a pixie cut.

No. 2427751

>>2427411
i have that green stuff on my glasses too wow thanks nona

No. 2427991

Was flying back to the US from Japan and the arrival time was the same time as when I usually took my morning shit. That last hour was torture for me, I had to shit so bad but I’ve always been shy about using the bathroom on a plane, especially so close to when we descend. Finally landed and took the best shit of my life. It nearly filled up the bowl and it stunk really bad but man it was glorious.

No. 2428139

>>2410834
>>2410850
Fiber causes even more constipation ime

No. 2428146

A TMI question - is the g-spot severely underwhelming for anyone else?
I remember the first time I gave myself a g-spot orgasm. Stimulating it felt like nothing, so I had to use my clit to get there and then touch my g-spot again to finish. Weakest orgasm I've ever had in my life. It's just so disappointing because g-spot's are hyped up to be this magical button.

No. 2428162

>>2428146
dunno but I like clitoral orgasms better than vaginal even though that´s the g spot

No. 2428172

My self improvement goal for the week is moving my poop schedule moved from late afternoon to the morning before work. I’m trying to delay it by an hour each day until I end up going to bed before shitting so I wake up ready to go.

No. 2428223

>>2428146
They're very hit or miss for me. I'm sensitive there all the time but unless my bladder is full it probably won't feel as good as if I were to just go for the clit instead.

No. 2428309

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Between eating my scabs and chewing up my fingers, I wonder how much of myself I have eaten.

No. 2428319

>>2428309
why did god make the human skin so appetizing to eat i wonder

No. 2428379

I just a picture of what I believe is a ingrown hair on my puddy. I'm gonna try to pull it out

No. 2428660

Wasted a pad because I thought I was having my period. Fuck, they're expensive and my unemployment had made it worse.

No. 2428752

Gonna jack off for only this week before my period comes because I’m gonna regret it if I don’t

No. 2429018

I'm having the most unstable diarrhea of the year so far but I'm craving the milkiest of hot cocoa!

No. 2429022

>>2428319
NTA but some of us definitely have the unga bunga cannibal gene kek, it's buried deep down but it's there

No. 2429357

Sometimes I use a carving knife to pierce open blackheads that don't have an easy opening to expel the cyst. My mother freaks out and tells me to use sterilised needles but those are expensive. I at least sanitise it every time

No. 2429378

>>2429357
Does it… does it hurt?

No. 2429383

>>2429378
It's just a prick using the tip, only a millimetre deep to create an opening for the cyst to come out. So yes, I guess, but it's fine?

No. 2429544

I made soy curls for dinner last night and immediately after eating them, my pee smelled like what the water they soaked in smelled like.

No. 2429685

I hate when my poop isn't close enough to the rectum for me to push it out but it's close enough to make my farts stink. Like I want it out asap

No. 2429952

>>2429544
My piss regularly smells like coffee because i drink a ton kek it’s kinda funny

No. 2430357

I’m literally full of poop, when I poke my stomach it’s rock hard. I’ve been shitting pebbles and I yearn for a healthy poop.

No. 2430555

When I wash my hair throughout the course of the evening I find lik 2-4 hairs stuck in between my vagina and buttcrack and when I pull them out from the back it sometimes slices the inside of my vag a little, not like cutting through just the sensation. Most distressing thing about wash day.

No. 2430931

I just found a small boil on my outer labia. I'm trying to resist the urge to pop it so I won't get a hyperpigmentation spot.

No. 2430941

>>2430931
Same fag, well that whole "not gonna pop it" thing lasted 2 seconds. I popped it and got the white pus out. I think I got the seed out, so hopefully it doesn't refill.

No. 2430964

>>2430941
I love when nonnies tell me about their surprise Bartholin cyst popping. Each anon gets one cyst surprise

No. 2431190

>>2430964
Actually, most of the time it isn't a Bartholin cyst, but rather a normal infected ingrown hair or small cut. Bartholin cysts form on the Bartholin duct or gland, and typically can't be squeezed empty in the way a normal boil or ingrown can be. They also appear in a different area.

No. 2431221

Had awful period poop. I spent like 40 mins on the toilet and I felt like I gave birth. I was somehow constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. And the cramps were brutal. I felt nauseous during it all.

No. 2431225

>>2431190
Oh yeah bc it's a gland right? I forgot about that, so you wouldn't need to lance that but unclog the duct. It was mentioned in the movie Hot Girls Wanted and maybe this made me think it was more common

No. 2431413

>>2431225
Yes, that's right!
I also thought they were more common until I looked it up. Apparently Bartholin cysts only affect 2% of women!

No. 2431986

My toilet is backed up, so since yesterday I've been Peeing in the tub. I just turn on the water, squat over the edge and go. I know it's gross, I'm sorry. Originally posted this in confessions but I guess it fits better here.

No. 2432065

Does anyone else's lower stomach hurt after shitting? It's not an intense pain, more like a dull ache, and for me it can last for like an hour after I've gone (not always). Maybe air getting stuck there???

No. 2432082

I rub my earlobes to smell the weird earlobe smell

No. 2432091

>>2432065
Me. But sometimes it hurts in the morning of the other day, no idea whats up.

No. 2432346

Just a TMI pro tip, but if you can't poop: just try eating something really heavy. I only poop like 1 or twice a week and I'm dehydrated so I'm always constipated, but eating a heavy meal that makes me feel super full always makes me poop even if the food hasn't digested yet. Carbs and protein are the key.

No. 2432348

>>2432346
You're a retard. Fibre and water are key your big meal probably helped your digestion intake some fucking water

No. 2432355

>>2432348
Damn, did my excretory system write this? Sorry I'm neglecting you, but I drink 40 Oz a day. I'm giving you all I can.

No. 2432360

>>2432355
Then why are you dehydrated, eat some fibre i would be so grumpy if I was only shitting once a week my body does not have the storage

No. 2432375

>>2432360
Weakling, only the strongest can store so much shit.

No. 2432509

My ass is rumbling? Never taking a multivitamin again

No. 2432648

>feel like i have to poo something liquidity
>poo it out
>it's not even poo but some white spit looking shit?
??
>>2432348
Nta but sometimes fiber and water genuinely doesn't do anything (i'm the anon earlier who said it makes me more constipated)

No. 2432650

>>2432648
Your rectal passage has some mucus in it to lubricate the poop, that's probably what you passed. I have no idea why it came out by itself though

No. 2432716

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if i'm forced to live with these stupid swollen hurting boobs one more day because my period is late i swear to god..

No. 2432818

>>2432716
I sometimes have that and it’s so painful I feel u nonna. It sometimes helps to massage them carefully woth the shower head but I haven’t really found anything that helps in the long run

No. 2433291

My vagina smells like play doh and it's really strong

No. 2433307

>>2433291
>dough
Sounds like a yeast issue

No. 2435052

Does anyone else freak out when they're shitting and the toilet water splashes up onto their vagina? I'm having diahorrea right now and there was a huge splash that aimed right at the entrance, jfc. I don't even know what to do to clean it, using water doesn't feel like enough.

No. 2435056

>>2435052
Hibiclense maybe?

No. 2435059

>>2435052
Yeah I take a shower. I don't have a special cleaner or anything, just regular body wash.

No. 2435074

>>2435052
If it makes you feel safer One time I had to stick my hand in a public bathroom's toiler and 3 days ago I had to diarrhea in a plastic bag. A lot ran to my vagina. Both times I was ok. Just shower and use a vag-safe soap (I use unscented dove) to clean yourself very thoroughly. If you don't have fragrance free soap, i guess just use your regular soap and hope you don't get a yeast infection.

No. 2435097

>>2435074
Surely you didn't have to…

No. 2435098

>>2435097
I dropped my phone in there.

No. 2435100

>>2435098
I figured that was the reason for the first spoiler, but the second?

No. 2435103

>>2435100
Oh, my toilet is backed up. If I could've hold it I promise I would have, but I couldn't.

No. 2435106

>>2435103
Oh that fucking sucks. Would it have worked to just shit in the shower? Kek

No. 2435109

>>2435106
I honestly did briefly think about it, but I decided it would be way too disgusting and also more cleanup than just pooping in a bag.

No. 2435140

File: 1741442553768.jpg (78.25 KB, 750x1000, 1000_F_529625868_frr3q7mlwHq0w…)

>>2435103
Are you the anon who pisses in her bathtub because the toilet is congested? Just get a plunger already

No. 2435152

>>2435140
I've tried plunging it anon, i tried this morning.

No. 2435166

These stretching exercises sent me running to the bathroom.

No. 2435184

File: 1741444292894.jpg (95.78 KB, 1200x1200, s-l1200.jpg)

>>2435166
I don't know why but I always get sinister vibes from Chiikawa
>>2435152
Have you tried a snake? I find they work better than plungers.

No. 2435205

File: 1741445302175.jpg (318.05 KB, 500x515, bloodl.jpg)

Whenever I'm on my period I think of Him. He has become my Saint of Periods. Long live Bloodl.

No. 2435210

>>2432716
I feel your pain nona, the only thing that really helps me when this happens is heat.

No. 2435225

>>2435074
What kind of life are you living nonna Kekkk

No. 2435232

>>2435184
This is actually a really good idea, thank you anon. Tbh, I've had so much going on in my life and mind that I haven't been able to worry too much about the toilet besides plunging it.
>>2435225
An unfortunate one…

No. 2435279

>>2435166
Why does the song in this sound like the one they play in don quijote

No. 2435434

>>2435074
I can't believe there was poop in vagina

No. 2435492

One friend of mine swallows his snot though his neck with a snort and he said that if nature wanted us to blow our noses hankechiefs would grow on trees and I think thats funny and kinda true.

No. 2435536

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>>2435232
Nonnie, try a bellows style plunger if you haven't already and it's nothing more serious than just a regular blockage. My Nigel blocks the toilet constantly with his repulsive Pringles can sized shits and this style of plunger is the only thing that clears it

No. 2435715

>>2435492
i mean.. trees have leaves

No. 2435717

im on my period rn and ive shat like 4 times today. im supposed to go to the club tonight if i shit myself im gonna kms

No. 2435719

>>2435717
Just bring a plastic bag, it seemed to work out for that other nona.

No. 2435721

File: 1741473773501.jpg (274.95 KB, 664x698, Screenshot_20250308-234152.jpg)

>>2435492
you can snot into your hands and then wash it???

No. 2435730

>>2425762
Update on my chapped hole: I used baby aquaphor and it’s getting better

No. 2435815

Back in school when I was like 10 I was flushing my period pad like I usually did (we had no trashcans in the bathroom) and for some reason it wouldn’t flush no matter how many times I tried. Desperate times calls for desperate measures so I had to reach into the toilet and pull the pad out, then I hid it in a crack behind the toilet. I wonder if it’s still there today.

No. 2435838

>>2435815
Flushing a pad is as insane to me as not having trash cans in the girls' bathroom in the first place. I would have just left it on the ground in protest.

No. 2435949

>>2435815
>for some reason
Because pads are absorbant kek

No. 2436114

Vomited and now have diarrhea. Yay I want to kms

No. 2436225

I got too depressed to eat or drink anything for days and now I’m so constipated on the toilet kms

No. 2436279

File: 1741513400538.mp4 (33.91 KB, 324x184, 1000041850.mp4)

after shitting my guts out on the toilet i get up and look up to see an orange paper wasp just chilling on a towel, nearly shat a second time but it didn't get up or anything even as i was leaving, how nice. what's not nice is that my period cramps have transitioned into stomach cramps and it's like the pain is travelling up my torso and i feel like puking but i can't, i refuse to go back to my old ways of getting rid of my cramps(maybe too TMI for the TMI thread but id shit in the toilet and vomit onto the floor at the same time since we had tiled flooring everywhere and a drain next to the toilet too, and I'd clean it up after, the pain didn't necessarily go away just became more manageable. anyways, using a electric water bottle rn, but the feeling of puking isn't going away, maybe i shouldn't be lying down.

No. 2436282

>>2436279
Do you have endometriosis?

No. 2436285

>>2435815
Why didn't you just leave it there?

No. 2436286

>>2425287
first ayrt, i do use a tongue scraper, but i still get tonsil stones, but maybe i should be using them twice a day.

No. 2436293

>>2436282
i don't know honestly, i could get it checked out but then it's not like any women can insist she has endometriosis just because her period cramps hurt too bad.

No. 2436303

>>2436279
i can't stand it, the stomach pain would be fine if i didnt feel like i have to puke and this empty feeling in my chest, like in the area below my bust where there's the point of the inverted V of the ribcage.

No. 2436310

>>2436293
1 in 10 women have endo, so if your cramps are that bad and the pain travels outside of your lower abdomen, the chances that you do have it are high

No. 2436315

>>2435225
The stupidest thing is that someone in the world is willing to pay for women farting in a jar, therefore someone would be willing to pay for that sealed plastic bag

No. 2436329

>>2436303
breakdown over, i feel better now, thank you electric water bottle, also nonnies, do you think in the unga bunga era, ungas would heat rocks in a fire and then wrap them in animal skin to use for cramp relief?

No. 2436372

>>2436285
I don’t know ask 10 year old me kek

No. 2436411

>>2435815
Their fault for not having bins in there. I used to work in a shop where the moid owner absolutely REFUSED to put a bin in there and expected me to carry my used tampons into the staff kitchen and dispose of them there, so I flushed them and told myself it’s his fault if his pipes got blocked. He was lucky I wasn’t a pad user.

No. 2436426

>>2436411
Based anon. What was he going to do, send your icky tampons to a lab to get a DNA test done? Kek

No. 2436450

When I'm nervous I get an intense urge to shit and so I've just been nonstop shitting to get it all out of my system before I have to go to something in a few hours but I've just given myself diarrhea. My body also gets imbalanced electrolytes easily which causes me to faint often, especially on top of the anxiety, and I'm already on my period so my hydration and electrolyte situation is dismal at the moment. Praying I can at least head out before people start drinking.

No. 2436461

>>2436279
>spoiler
I wanted to do this so badly when I had food poisoning because my sink and tub are on either side of the toilet and it was too painful to twist my body either way to puke while I was having trapdoor diarrhea. I ended up bringing a trash can to set down in front of me once I felt okay enough to get up for a minute.

No. 2436642

File: 1741542843350.png (2.16 MB, 968x948, IMG_7027.png)

I gagged myself trying to get out a tonsil stone and now i have this acidic bubbling feeling in my stomach, the hell never ends

No. 2436644

My Denman brush fell in the toilet and plastic is porous so I don't want to keep it

No. 2436690

>>2436642
That's a good painting.

No. 2437917

File: 1741585032280.jpg (309.45 KB, 1024x606, 25-03-10-01-33-16-115_deco.jpg)

My coochie itches and burns.

No. 2437919

Period pain, testicular pain, birthing pain, no pain is as bad as that random shooting pain in your butthole.

No. 2437999

>>2435815
Their fault for not having bins in there. I used to work in a shop where the moid owner absolutely REFUSED to put a bin in there and expected me to carry my used tampons into the staff kitchen and dispose of them there, so I flushed them and told myself it’s his fault if his pipes got blocked. He was lucky I wasn’t a pad user.

No. 2438000

you know when you're peeing and there's a lot of pressure so it starts making that "whzzzzzzzz" noise? my cats often come with me to the bathroom, but when that happens they think i'm hissing at them and immediately run away. I'm so sorry kitties…

>>2437919
apparently called Proctalgia fugax. it's one of those random super intense pains that a lot of people get, same way as Precordial Catch or brain freeze are.

No. 2438005

>>2437917
Lovely peaches on the track

No. 2438067

I've been having such nasty shits for the past few days. Impossible to fully wipe, sticking to the toilet bowl, just all around terrible. What should I eat more of to get rid of this?

No. 2438444

File: 1741629110762.gif (463.84 KB, 220x220, gross-nasty.gif)

just got a STRONG whiff of someone's period blood at the store and got scared thinking it was mine for a second

No. 2438452

>>2438444
SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

No. 2438565

>>2438452
why

No. 2438579

my nipples are rock solid they poked through my sweater and tshirt.

No. 2439230

>>2438579
now everynony in this thread knows your last name, how could you doxxed your own daughter? say sorry to Regina right now. June definitely frequents /g/ and celebricows tho

No. 2439858

I hate it when I'm trying to rub one out and a fictional character keeps popping into my head. Like get out I'm try to get off arghhh

No. 2440190

>>2435815
The most bizarre part of this is having your period at 10

No. 2440229

>>2440190
Is it? 6th grade is the average grade a girl gets her period in the US iirc

No. 2440239

Broke my no cellphone rule when using the toilet cause VPN polls are finally up and its prime time to catch up on meta.

No. 2440363

>>2440190
Nta but I got mine at like 9 or 10, I don't think it's uncommon or weird.

No. 2441595

I am pooping nonnas. A nice number 4 on the stool chart. Not having bowel problems is really a blessing.

No. 2441627

>>2441595
I'm having type 6 right now. Feelsbadman

No. 2441645

>>2441595
I had a type 1/2 earlier. My butt still hurts from it.

No. 2441902

I'm drinking lots of water and eating fruit but pooping still hurts.

No. 2442414

Sometimes I cut open large boils just to release the pus. A little nick with a needle or a small knife does it. Fingers alone don't work and are messy. I have to be careful with it though, get out the "cyst" if there is one

No. 2443026

im farting insanely today if someone walks into my office im gonna kms. my stomach has been fucked when it comes to pooping multiple times a day and farting like crazy for like the past week

No. 2443117

>>2440190
it kind of isn't, like >>2440229 said, it's the average age, mainly due to growth hormones injected into the food however.

No. 2443355

Prune juice fixed my constipation but now my poop is nearly entirely liquid. A small price to pay, I suppose.

No. 2443382

>>2443355
Damn I need to try it now too

No. 2443421

>>2443382
Hopefully it works for you! Just make sure to drink it on a day when you don't have anything important to do and are at home, for obvious reasons. I immediately went to the store after reading that prune juice is commonly used to treat constipation in babies. It also may not work immediately, since I had small glass two weeks ago without results until today after giving it another try. Good luck.

No. 2443437

I swear I have the worst fucking luck when it comes to going outside my house because this is just one story out of many

>on a road trip with friends
>eat in a restaurant that is months later closed due to being such a health hazard it would give Gordon ramsay a heart attack
>feel stomach bubbling
>see a gas station but before I can say anything my friend already drives past it
>think it's no big deal, we only have to drive for 30mins before we make it to another stop
>finally give up and scream at my friend to stop
>friend stops by a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
>run behind the bus stop and do my business
>friend hands me the thinnest fucking tissues to ever exist I have to use as toilet paper
>walk back to the car and we continue our journey
>no one says anything for the rest of the ride to our destination
>to this day my friends still point at bus stops and ask me if I want to stop to take a shit

No. 2443439

>>2443437
Sorry anon but I laughed lol

No. 2443457

Either the batteries I bought are shit or my vibrator is too high-powered

No. 2443459

File: 1741908922143.gif (434.74 KB, 480x480, 3344228216.gif)

>>2443457
This is why the seasoned vibrator-nonas swear by 1970s style plug-in "shoulder massagers"

No. 2443637

I'm realizing that my labia is a bunch of different colors. It honestly looks like if someone was really bad at cooking steak, it's well done in some spots and red in others.
INB4 someone starts to lecture me, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I didn't really have an image of what my vagina actually looks like until relatively recently

No. 2443641

>>2443459
If my vibrator was plugged in I would never stop

No. 2443658

I have one single dark thick hair around my bellybutton

No. 2443754

I used to eat food that had gone bad (often from just leaving out unrefrigerated) whenever I was constipated because it would help me shit. I don't do it anymore but I was wild and stupid back then and it was actually effective

No. 2443759

>>2443637
i can't even say mine is well done as some parts are just black. it's really fascinating. i want to see her more often

No. 2443875

I fluctuate heavily on my period and it's weird. I can drop or gain up to 10kg and idk what it even is. Sodium? Water? I don't have any other irregular period symptoms but it's odd.

No. 2443882

>>2443637
Some parts of mine look like I smeared shit over them

No. 2444012

>>2443754
might be a good idea, no need to buy laxatives

No. 2444027

Does anyone else put toilet paper down before they poop so you don’t get splash back and it doesn’t make any noise? It’s sort of like a poop hammock

No. 2444089

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>>2443759
Ayrt, same actually kek. Charred steak.

No. 2444092

>>2444027
I do, but I started clogging toilets so I had to learn to do thin layers of tissue.

No. 2444162

>>2430555
I know what you mean… I hate it so damn much

No. 2444225

>>2443641
You know. Maybe this would fix my problems. Maybe this is the next step in my journey.

No. 2444433

>>2444089
Shit this is some black genitalia level of colors though

No. 2444913

>>2444012
Ayrt, please don't. You might get worse than shitting yourself. I didn't get terrible poisoning but it's not a good idea kek

No. 2445408

I have diarrhea and I'm trying to guess whether it's because of my unhealthy lifestyle, my period, stress, some virus or a combination of these things

No. 2447284

>>2444012
>>2444913
Eat a few tablespoons of table sugar, it's a natural laxative in high quantities. If you eat spoiled food you seriously risk having harmful bacteria in your gut (you don't really want botulism and anything related to any other Clostridium bacteria)

No. 2447305

>>2443875
10kg? Nonna seriously? 22 lbs? That’s fucking crazy, unless you’re a ham planet, you should see a doctor about that. If you’re a ham planet then it makes sense, stop being so fat and that won’t happen. But if you’re not obese this is seriously concerning.

No. 2447544

I have a rash and when I was scratching a little my nails were full of pus after. Thank god I can see my doctor tomorrow cause what the fuck.

No. 2447572

I needa start treating my body better cus damn I overate my fill 2 nights ago, went through a heartburn stage, for the past day a bloating or whatever stage n my shits looked like pebbles, smelt like the grease I overstuffed myself with. Today I'm slowly starting to shit- it's smooth, smells like normal crap and feels amazing honestly. Damn constipation

No. 2447593

>>2443459
i wish I could use that type and feel satisfaction but my lady is quite fat and only clitoral stimulation works. I wish there were clit vibrators that were plugin

No. 2447621

File: 1742162468925.jpg (160.17 KB, 1075x1069, magic-wand-original.jpg)

>>2447593
What? Anon, there are no internal vibrators that are plug-in. There is only one plug-in vibe everyone talks about.
Also, every vibrator is a clitotal vibrator if you don't jam it inside yourself?? Use your brain and get creative kek

No. 2447843

File: 1742170987668.png (1.5 MB, 720x916, 1733400187245.png)

I have pinworms in my ears

No. 2448140

>>2447843
….how

No. 2448146

>>2448140
Yeah, I wanna know, too.

No. 2448154

>>2448146
The implication that she digs in her mouth and ass and ears in a grotesque triangular sequence

No. 2448166

>>2435052
That’s why I always put a few squares of toilet paper into the bowl before shitting. It prevents the backsplash.

No. 2448168

>>2448140
I think anon is indicating she has full blown brain worms

No. 2448170

>>2448168
Pinworms can "very rarely" exist in the nose and ears according to Google so I'm no so sure

No. 2448378

>have mild fear of doctors office because germaphobe
>puking kid sits next to me in the waiting room
>doctor dips test strip into my pee sample with no gloves

now I’m worried I caught gastro and whatever the doctor has

No. 2448381

File: 1742214477744.png (645.89 KB, 744x492, pigeonz.png)

At my job today: many bathrooms to be cleaned, and pigeon crap to be removed from certain zones in a supermarket. Piles of crap are fairly easy to remove with a shovel, but the most annoying stuff is scraping the remanining crap which is basically glued to the floors, someone needs to start thinking about giving workers some kind of water blasters

No. 2448633

I was talking about removing a wart with nail clippers to get rid of it and the class audibly grimaced which was a little funny

No. 2448663

For some reason my rose vibrator has started making a high pitched noise when it's charging. I think it's sending frequencies to my clit.

No. 2448673

all of the toilets in the women's public restroom had shit stains in the bowl wtf

No. 2449159

During my bath today a bit of period goop slipped out and i saw it swimming around kek at first I was spooked but I eventually didn’t care. Didn’t help with the cramps though.

No. 2449816

I ripped ass so hard that it literally ripped my ass. Sigh.

No. 2449834

Who said that public/school female toilets are cleaner than the male ones. They're both covered and smell of shit, piss, and drugs, with the female ones having the addition of blood. I hate this neighbourhood

No. 2450383

File: 1742315678255.jpeg (Spoiler Image,31.53 KB, 300x300, image0.jpeg)

Just masturbated to picrel. I feel like I should take a break for a bit…

No. 2450779

ate a bowl of grapes and lost 1/3rd of my body weight in poop within 30mins. need to lay flat for a while

No. 2450795

>>2450779
People are divided into those who would survive poisonings (you) and those who would survive shitting themselves to death after accidentally drinking rat piss on long journeys (me)

No. 2450822

>>2450383
Wait you guys got autism for real

No. 2450826

>>2450383
I gotta know what it was about this that you found arousing.

No. 2450840

>>2450826
Desperate. I have it hung up on my wall.

No. 2450848

>>2450840
Wait, I thought you meant the album playing. So you're lying and trying to farm getting screencapped.

No. 2450854

>>2450848
What the hell is this obsession lately with anons saying "reee you just want to be posted in the screencaps thread!!" Like what? Genuinely what? Do you think that being posted in the screencaps thread is some momentous occasion that every farmer dreams of? It's a shit thread for posting unfunny garbage. It's not that deep and nobody is trying to get posted in there. Who the fuck is "trying to farm" being posted in that thread? Really, who cares? Sometimes you all take this board way too seriously and it's cringey

No. 2450866

>>2450854
Lying to get screencapped is a weird new culture on lc. If haven't noticed it yet you're probably partaking or haven't visited that thread lately

No. 2450869

>>2450866
I think you're overestimating how much anons care about that thread kek

No. 2450894

>>2450854
>>2450869
I'm pretty sure it's the same 1 or 2 anons, as well. They also shit up the copypasta thread the other day, accusing people of selfposting and pretending to be schizo "to be posted". It's so tiring. Why are these anons angry that some anons have an autistic sense of humor, or sometimes word posts in a funny way.
I think it's a new way to infight bait. If they really thought it was a selfpost, they would report it. Farmhands redtext for selfposting and samefagging.

No. 2450895

>>2450869
I'm not. That is such a blatant, basic moid-wannabe post. "Hey guys look at me hurhur I WACKED IT to this totes random poster on the wall please treat me like a man". So fucking lame and painfully fake.(scrotefoiling)

No. 2450899

>>2450894
Nice try. If you can't tell blatant attempts at receiving attention, that's a you problem
>it has to be only 1 or 2 anons
Nope your bait just sucks and you're supposed to be over the age of 18 to post here. You want us all to validate your attempts at shitposting when they're awful.(infighting)

No. 2450900

>>2450854
Anons have been doing that since the screencaps thread was made. It was super annoying because for while after it was created, every anon who was being autistic or funny was accused of trying to make it to that thread.

No. 2450903

>>2450895
what thread do you think we're in kek

No. 2450905

>>2450900
It's almost like flagrant tumblr superwholockian-tier shitposts are easy to spot.(infight/bait)

No. 2450907

>>2450905
What about >>2450383 is flagrant tumblr superwholockianism?

No. 2450909

>>2450907
Are you underage? This post might seem real if you're a tif I guess(infight/bait)

No. 2450912

>>2450894
>I think it's a new way to infight bait.
It definitely is and it's pretty flagrant at that too. It's comes off as embarrassing. Once the VPN ban happens, we'll stop having to deal with it anyway.

No. 2450918

>>2450894
I swear to god there are 2 anons who bait the same few threads. Does anybody else know what I mean?

No. 2450920

>>2450918
Yeah, I get it. I agree. Every post that I don't like is all bait, and it's all by the same person.

No. 2450925

>>2450920
If you were here yesterday, you'd understand. I'm not schizo, it's the same two anons or one anon who samefags and pretends to be another anon. They time out their posts to keep getting arise out of anons when they try to focus on a different topic, too.

No. 2450946

>>2450912
Then you can all circlejerk and pretend to be just like men together kek. You can post as many fake 'not my proudest fap bros' as you want and the 3 whole people online will gleefully RP with you. God these pooner-lite posts are so cringe.

>>2450925
Posts like these genuinely convince me some of you are underage. You're convinced that you're so likable and funny that there's only "two bad actors" that allegedly follow you around and sow discord on purpose. Batshit.(infighting/baiting/scrotefoiling)

No. 2450949

>>2450946
You've been arguing with another anon for the last hour. I'm sorry my post was cringe, I'd delete it but it's too late.

No. 2450953

>>2450949
You replied at lightspeed to a saged post on the second page. Anymore pointless contributions?

No. 2450958

>>2450949
Kek, what's funny is I don't know if it's your post or my post that set her off. Anyways, to get this thread back on track:

Went on a new medication recently and my shits are finally approaching normal again. The doctor tells you about potential side effects, but you don't realize how those side effects are going to impact you until you're sitting on the toilet kekk
At least I didn't get pure water diarrhea. I do not envy motherfuckers who get that.

No. 2450978

>>2450958
What do the meds do, nonna?

No. 2450994

>>2450978
Affects hormones in my digestion system. It's supposed to help me lose weight because fat really clings to me, and I don't exercise/diet to burn fat, I'm a weight lifter.
We're mostly doing it to try and get my debilitating periods under control. The theory is that since the female body interprets extra fat as estrogen, this might make my menstruation less severe. But I have PCOS, so we're not sure. It seems I also have a lot more muscle than previously thought, so that might complicate things as well.
Side effects can include severe diarrhea, constipation, stomach pain, headaches, and allergic reactions at the injection site. There can be more severe reactions, like pancreatitis and thyroid problems! Thankfully I've only had to deal with constipation, and it's not happening as much anymore. On the plus side, the prunes I bought for it are pretty yummy KEK.

No. 2451038

>>2450994
How long have you been taking it for? Is it otherwise working as intended?

No. 2451041

sometimes on heavy flow days i’ll lose a big clot and i can’t help but eat it. in a way it feels primal, but i think i’m just anemic.

No. 2451059

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>>2451041

No. 2451064

>>2451041
Why? They're so nasty and bitter. I've done this exactly once and I wouldn't do it again, I am also anemic kek

No. 2451071

>>2451064
huh it’s never tasted bitter to me. just tastes metallic. i stay pretty well hydrated so idk.

No. 2451152

>>2451038
I think so! The constipation was technically also an "as intended" thing, since it was a possible side effect kek
I've been on it for 12 weeks now, and I lose about 1 to 2 pounds per week. I had a period about 7 weeks in, and it stopped within two weeks, which is a huge win! I had lost around 13lbs by then. I didn't have crazy cramping, except for the last day or so. But I also have two cysts right now, so that could have been it. Of course I can't confirm if the less terrible period was due to the fat loss, but we will see if the pattern continues.
Were you thinking of trying a similar medication, nona?

No. 2451163

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>>2451041
Oh god…I wasn't ready to realize that something IS worse than eating your discharge, other than eating literal shit.

No. 2451276

>>2451163
damn i guess i am a freak

No. 2451286

>>2451276
Don't worry you're not as bad as the anon from the first (or second I forgot) thread who ate seeds out of her own shit

No. 2451330

>>2451041
This is something I fight myself from doing every time I see one. I didn’t know someone existed that listened to the voices. You’re supposed to fight those urges nonnita

No. 2451483

Every now and then I manage to find videos with naked butts on Youtube which aren't flagged

No. 2451542

>>2451041
They look like they have the nastiest texture, which is probably the only reason I haven't tried eating my own yet. Props to you, I guess.

No. 2452961

When I get too hot, I just spread my legs so my vag can catch some of the breeze from my fan. I swear it works in making the whole body cool down faster.

No. 2452965

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>>2452961
Nona enjoying the evening and her signature scented space

No. 2452975

I want to master bate but I'm on my period and the mess isn't worth it.

No. 2453044

>>2452975
Put a tampon in?

No. 2453258

>>2448378
>doctor dips test strip into my pee sample with no gloves
That’s not that gross to me, I have done something similar in my lab classes

No. 2453761

my life's been hell, i always thought i was too strong to be like one of those weaklings that get stomach issues and ulcers with stress but now my entire digestive system isn't cooperating with me, nothing i ever eat settles easily and i have a bubbly feeling in my gut almost always and because i like spicy food i can't have anything i like, i tried powering through it today even though i felt nauseous today coming to college(maybe because i came by car and not the metro like my usual?) and when it settled i had some delicious hot pot rice only for me to come home and have to vomit because my guts felt like i drank acid, i couldn't even vomit, i had to make myself otherwise i would've vomited in the wrong place wrong time. fml.

No. 2453769

>>2453761
samefag, i didn't sleep either before going to college, having terrible habits has adverse effects on my body? whaaat?

No. 2454092

I get tonsil stones some times and find poking them out so addicting

No. 2454168

>>2452975
do it in the bath

No. 2454175

>>2454092
Not to be a retard, but this is the only thing that makes me sad about getting my tonsils removed as a kid. Would have loved to poke my tonsil stones out, I just know it. I guess not having occasional tonsil stone breath is an okay trade-off. But still.

No. 2454212

>>2453761
I've had similar issues for over a decade now. If I eat food (excl. egg noodles/Top Ramen, those are like laxatives to my digestive system) I'm bloated for hours until my bowels decide to have a fire sale; afterwards the toilet smells like Old Scratch's soup kitchen.

No. 2454758

my pcos chin fat literally stretches my face and it kind of hurts especially when I keep squishing it and poking it out

No. 2454861

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I think I masturbate too much..Alot of the time it's not even because I want to but just because I'm bored and lonely. Maybe if I was a sex-haver I wouldn't be such a coomer but who knows

No. 2455149

I baked oat bran and oatmeal muffins yesterday. I had very bad munchies last night so I ate 6 of them. I have been shitting liquid since I woke up. At least they were delicious.

No. 2455159

>>2454861
>coomer
I hate how normalized this disgusting word has become. No you are not a degenerate porn addict so don't call yourself one.

No. 2455767

As if I haven't got enough problems in my life, I think I tore my butthole yesterday after wiping it too roughly. I'm in pain and I need to poop now but I'm too fucking terrified… fuck this gay earth

No. 2456563

>>2455159
>No you are not a degenerate porn addict so don't call yourself one.
But I never masturbate without porn..I don't think I even can..

No. 2456570

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>>2456563
Nta but that sounds horrible and sad. Even moids used to use their imagination for the most part, when porn was less available to them. Your sexuality is prob fucked from that, like theirs is

No. 2456625

>>2454861
Me too. Mostly because I am too timid to approach lesbian/bisexual women.

No. 2456758

>>2456570
I've always had bad imagination so I dunno about that. I can fantasize sex but I just prefer to have at least some kind of audio or literotica.

No. 2456764

>>2456563
you're a coomer then, don't let anon lie to you. you can probably go a good few years before you relapse though if you want to quit.

No. 2456770

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>>2456758
Imagination is like a muscle anon. Instead of exercising this muscle, you're wearing (figurative) picrel

No. 2456810

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i have no clue how to describe this but i have this bump (?) that's right on that area where the upper part of the ear connects with the head that ALWAYS oozes discharge (?) if i scratch it. it smells FOUL sometimes. no it isn't a pimple. i've had it for years, have tried to google it but i just get results about earwax…

No. 2456831

>>2456810
It sounds like a preauricular pit

No. 2456833

>>2456570
this may too bp but anon…do you know the things they were imagining? They were imagining the same things that you see in porn or hentai too now.
Let's not forget how the age of consent in america was literally 12 up until the 20th century…..

No. 2456845

>>2456833
let's not forget that historically the age of consent had to do with a father giving his daughter over for marriage and not sexual safety of children.

No. 2457456

just took a massive dump. like shat out a log. my poor anus

No. 2457488

When I'm at home I don't wear any underwear because I'm like George Costanza about washing my unmentionables. My And1 basketball shorts smell like absolute pussy ass after years of doing this

No. 2457502

>>2457488
Jfc use oxyclean or better yet, wash your clothes. The amount of time you own a piece of clothing shouldn't increase "pussy" (doubtful) stink, bc you wash clothing after you wear it

No. 2457509

>>2457502
I don't wash them every day but I do wear them every day. I wash them at 1-2 times per week with my other clothes because I don't own a washing machine. They smell like genital sweat, that's what I mean by "pussy" smell. Maybe I should buy another pair to swap out…

No. 2457517

>>2457509
Douse your clothes in vinegar and wash them with soap.

No. 2457573

I really appreciate shitting solids now. I've missed it.

No. 2457602

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Dammit why did I eat those spicy noodles again, they don't even taste good. Only added a third of the sauce this time and still my ass is on fire. There will not be a third time

No. 2457743

I've been drinking so much green tea recently that the caffeine level is equal to black coffee and it's making me shit a lot

No. 2458105

I haven't shit in three weeks exactly today.

No. 2458120

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You guys ever pop a pimple so good you feel like you need a cigarette after? Years ago I popped an absolute pus-monster on my butt, and I still think about it sometimes at night when I'm in bed trying to sleep.

No. 2458127

>>2458120
Yes i remember it was right before i went to a concert with a friend. It was one of those real nasty pimples that oozes pus, then blood, then more pus and you had to keep pressing. It was real nasty.

No. 2458320

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>>2458105
You're doing that TikTok challenge

No. 2458446

My glasses fall down into the toilet mixed with piss & period blood. I need to rinse it over and over and wipe it with wet wipes

No. 2458486

>>2458105
How the fuck, have you been not eating at all

No. 2459283

I pushed my fingers so deep inside my pussy that having an orgasm was almost painful and somehow made me nauseous. Wouldn't recommend
>>2458446
This is one of the things I fear would happen when leaning to check the toilet bowl, my condolences nona

No. 2459434

File: 1742790802735.png (70.92 KB, 367x660, poop.png)

I've been pooping a lot more than usual, so I started a poop log. This is from the past 3 days.

No. 2459436

Gonna use my first yeast infection medication at the ripe ol' age of 32. This is gonna go absolutely flawlessly!
As a virgin who never touches her vagina due to disgust in genitalia kek

No. 2459443

>>2459434
Ayo? Is this an app? Seems like it'd be super useful for nailing food allergens.

No. 2459445

>>2459443
It is, it's called plop. I actually am partially using it to help figure out what foods my stomach doesn't like. It does have ads, but I use it for like 2 seconds do it doesn't really bother me.

No. 2459464

>>2459434
Isnt this for babies?

No. 2459857

Popped a pimple earlier and the plug went flying and I couldn’t find it. Probably landed like 3 feet away.

No. 2460036

I love onion soup and eat it religiously but the onion makes my odour a little strange while the cream/butter content makes me fart a lot. No regrets though

No. 2460044

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Got my period last night and been farting so hard I feel my stomach deflate. Finally took a shit and it was bountiful and smooth, a really satisfying experience. I love taking a big shit.

No. 2460056

I hate being a fat stinky bitch. Does shaving down there help a stinky vag small. I feel like I need to spray down there every day.

No. 2460097

>>2460056
Eat better, no sugar

No. 2460102

>>2459464
I've never heard of anyone using a poop tracker for babies, but sure I guess you could.

No. 2460112

>>2460056
Change the soap you use to wash (for me it's either plain water or dove unscented). Get tested for BV and yeast infection. Try boric acid pills or boric acid wash. Clean not just in-between your folds but also your mons pubis and outer lips. Use wet wipes or a bidet instead of dry tissue. If all else fails, consider a microbiome test like Evvy to see if there's something else causing the smell. Whatever you're spraying with, STOP! No fragranced products down there, including pads or tampons. And yes, trimming and keeping the hair short does help me with smells.

No. 2460422

>>2460097
Trying to lose weight and calorie counting. >>2460112
I will try those, I guess no more sharing my husband’s soap bar.

No. 2460477

>>2460422
Good luck anon, I also struggled with an unpleasant odor and those things helped me. The only thing I didn't try was the microbiome test. If you're overweight, it's worth it to get tested for diabetes. Not only for your general health, but also because it can cause a odor depending on your sugar levels. Also I forgot to say, use wet wipes/bidet but still make sure to dry yourself after using the bathroom and showering. You don't want your vag to just be wet, that's a breeding ground for bacteria.

No. 2460491

>>2460477
>You don't want your vag to just be wet, that's a breeding ground for bacteria
Nta but genuine question, do you mean to keep your vagina dry all the time nona?

No. 2460493

I am trying to cut down my time here and only use lolcow when I’m on the toilet

No. 2460495

>>2460491
Discharge and stuff is fine, but you want to avoid excess water.

No. 2460500

>>2460493
Call that real shitposting

No. 2460501

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>>2460495
That makes sense. So to reiterate what gyno-anon was saying, your vaginas can be moist but not wet from water

No. 2460506

>>2460501
Precisely, Smithers.

No. 2460702

recovered from the flu and i guess i got oral thrush from the stress of being sick but also eating a fuck ton of sugary foods. i can never catch a fucking break.

No. 2460710

I swaer my piss has been green. Or maybe it's just a light/mid-tone yellow?

No. 2460952

I fucking hate being lactose intolerant. I remember despairing around the age of 15 when I realised I'd start having worse shits and that I was slowly becoming lactose intolerant. I just want to consume dairy yet the slightest amount of cream has me emitting the vilest levels of farts and shitting all day

No. 2461086

I don't even blow my nose hard yet so much blood keeps coming out. It stops after I finish but still

No. 2461246

>>2460710
Mine is too sometimes, it's because of the vitamins i take.

No. 2461731

on my nipples theres two areas that "refill" pus and its fun popping them over and over if I wait long enough between harvests

No. 2461970

i've been too lazy to shave my pubes lately and it itches SO BAD down there

No. 2462138

I have a pimple on my puss, it hurts so bad. I squeezed it yesterday but it’s still swollen. I hate this.

No. 2462163

I got a nice ear cleaning kit. Lots of micro attachment options with a light on the end and a camera so you can see what you’re doing. I had been watching ear cleaning videos and was so excited to get it in the mail. I had never had my ears professionally cleaned before. I finally stick it in…my ears have almost nothing. I’m so disappointed.

No. 2462432

I think I'm having a muscle spasm in my left outer labia. It keep quivering painfully and it fucking hurts.

No. 2462449

i like to eat hot puff chips with a class of ice cold water, and i eat a bunch of hot puff chips and i sip a bit of ice water so i create a mush then i sort of spit some of the mush on a new hot puff chip and eat that and the texture combo satisfies me. i am trying to lose weight though (was 171 earlier this year, i'm 164 now) so i can't do it as often as i want to or did but i treated myself yesterday because i've been so stressed out about everything

No. 2463048

>>2462449
I've posted some nasty shit, but anon this is vile.

No. 2463089

>>2462449
It’s kind of gross explained in this manner, but I do eat hamburgers or pizzas and mix coke in my mouth while I still have a mouthful of food, but I don’t regurgitate stuff onto the next bite, you win this one nonna.

No. 2463129

I made lentil soup and my farts are insanely rank. Legit thought I sharted my pants earlier because the smell just lingers.

No. 2463502

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I tell myself that the fan in the hallway covers the sound of my vibrator but it almost certainly doesn’t

No. 2463507

>>2463502
Just test it for yourself sometime. Turn it on, walk away, and see if you can still hear it.

No. 2463808

Having insane period shits at work this week. Today I had to flush the toilet twice to keep it all down. Smells awful in there and there's only 3 other female employees where I work so they will probably know it's me. Oh well. Taking revenge on my one coworker who hovers over the toilet seat and sprays pee all over the place.

No. 2464519

Why does a beautiful woman like me have to poop. It’s so gross and inconvenient and I hate when I have to do it.

No. 2464548

My back hurts so I have to be in bed, and of course I'm touching myself, maybe an orgasm can make this less painful.

No. 2464569

I'm not horny but I wish I was so I could enjoy a nice relaxing masturbating session

No. 2464578

what does it mean when you're horny but nothing turns you on? sometimes i just close my eyes and rub one out to nothingness like no imagination or porn or any kind of erotica or person. nothing and nobody turns me on but the biological urge to coom persists

No. 2464591

I never let women eat me out, and they think it's deep but I'm just insecure about something. I have an anal plicoma and the proctologist said I should do nothing about because it's small and "normal", plus it's a cosmetic thing and not covered by insurance.

No. 2464594

>>2464591
Just googled, and honestly if I saw that I would just think it's a hemorrhoid. No big deal, imo.

No. 2464869

Whenever I have to poop lately my stomach hurts and I get the feeling like I’m about to get diarrhea but then it’s just a tiny amount of regular poop with lots of mucous. What does this mean

No. 2464906

>>2464869
Irritated stomach or intestinal lining? Ask doctor if anons don't diagnose you within 24 hours.

No. 2465065

>>2464869
I had this exact same thing (and posted about it in this thread iirc). It turned out to be a campylobacter infection but it went away without any kind of treatment after a few days. Still, go to a doctor and get your samples tested in case it's an infection or irritation.

No. 2465219

I thank God that I'm the only one in my office today. I can't stop farting. I ate fast food tacos for dinner last night and they're punishing me today. It feels good to let it out though, felt bloated as fuck this morning but each fart feels like a little bit of the bloat is going away.

No. 2465536

>>2462449
Kek, why is this oddly cute?

No. 2465556

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Not sure if it fits this thread but I was talking about my creative writing hobby with my therapist today, and I spontaneously confessed to her that I sometimes write erotic fanfiction. It didn't bother her and she actually seemed kind of proud of me because I come across as really sex repulsed, but I actually really regret telling her that. Should have kept that a secret that I would have carried to my grave. Fuck.

No. 2465645

>>2465556
Kek nona I write erotic fanfic too. Although it's more like longform romance fics that have a few explicit scenes, rather than just straight up PWP. It's a harmless, fun thing to do, and I think it's fine to have told your therapist. One time I had an autist moment and I psycho-analyized one of my favorite fictional characters with my therapist.

No. 2465651

>>2460495
God damn why is it so hard to find reliable information about vaginas? I'm curious to know why healthy discharge is white, but fucking Scroogle just turns up a bunch of results about yeast infections. Is it because of white blood cells? Skin cells? I'm just curious, but the internet wants to convince me that my vagina is disgusting so they can sell me shit.

No. 2465699

>>2465065
That makes sense because I accidentally used the same scissors I used to cut a package of raw meat to cut some green onions. I’m just gonna stay hydrated and hope it goes away soon.

No. 2466178

It’s been so long since I took a satisfying shit

No. 2466815

>>2464519
At least you aren't Taylor Swift farting chlorine gas clouds on stage

No. 2466832

Just took a shit but I’m too lazy to wipe my ass yet. On my period and I can hear blood dripping into the toilet.

No. 2466953

Got a fucking hemorrhoid for the first time in my life and it hurts so much. It's on the outside too, fuck my life. I looked at it and I'm terrified. Will it go away on it's own or should I go see a doctor?

No. 2467066

>>2466953
Depends on a lot of factors but give it about five days. I’ve only had one once but I also was worried about it and wondered if I should go to a doctor. It went away on its own within the week after two days of it being an actual pain in the butt. Take care of yourself nonny I’ll be praying for you and and your butthole.

No. 2467204

>>2467066
KEK, thanks nona! I hope I'll be as lucky as you because this is really freaking me out.

No. 2467341

File: 1743293780909.png (Spoiler Image,512.54 KB, 552x468, hemo.png)

Medical pic but DO NOT CLICK OR HOVER if you don't want to see what an external hemorrhoid typically looks like. They generally resolve in a few days fortunately

No. 2467391

>>2467341
What even causes these things?

No. 2467394

>>2467391
Forcing pushing when you're pooping and things like that. The fiber lobby wins again I fear.

No. 2467443

>>2467341
This is going to be me someday if I don't get my literal shit together

No. 2467642

Had my vibrator very deep up there but I had to sneeze and that sent it flying

No. 2467874

I love beans. Theyre filling, packed with protein, what's there not to like. Unfortunately they also make me fart and shit like a bomb

No. 2468003

>>2466953
I don't want to scare you but if you can, you should go to a doctor. A 1st degree hemorrhoid can be solved with over the counter creams. If it evolves, the treatments are worse.

No. 2468306

>>2467642
>That sent it flying
I'm sorry nonny but the visual image I got from this made me kek out loud

No. 2468308

When I got my first piercing, I picked at the bump. Luckily it didn't get any nasty infections.

No. 2468628

If I pee, I smell the tissue after I wipe. I just think my vagina has such a pleasant aroma.

No. 2469084

Shitting my guts out and I feel free

No. 2470706

I have such a bad cystic pimple in-between my breasts and it happens constantly. This really sucks. It hurts when I lie on my side because the weight of my boob wants to drag it down too. I don't know what to do besides wait it out…

No. 2470779

My farts are burning hot compared to just the typical warmth for some reason.

No. 2471306

I just shat so hard that I could practically feel the life force leaving my body.

No. 2471482

I keep fucking farting. I've shit three times today yet there's either residue or it won't stop coming and causing gas in its wake. Help.

No. 2471501

I am over the flu but I still have a bunch of crud in my lungs. When I would wake up in the middle of the night I got sick of dealing with it while half-asleep, so I put a paper towel on the floor right by my bed to just roll and spit on. It would get gross and when I had the full blown flu I would let it get real nasty for days. These little fucking ants would come from nowhere (room is clean) and divebomb the mucus, I would wake up from a fever nap and they were all over the thing like a damn hot tub. Even now when I change the paper towel daily, they immediately go for my nasty mucus spittoon. I feel good enough to use tissues now but I kind of like watching all the little idiots. I have tried following where they are coming from but it is the baseboard to an internal wall for another bedroom and I don't see them on the otherside. They come from far away just for my spit. Pilgrimage. No other creature would worship me like this. maybe this should have gone in the confessions thread..

No. 2471531

I noticed I've got some vericose veins on my legs… they look so nasty

No. 2471601

I have a big, juicy pimple under my nose that I want to pop so bad but I'm trying to stop picking my skin. I'm watching pimple popping videos to fight the urge.

No. 2471608

>>2471501
But why a paper towel? Why not a bucket?

No. 2471643

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>>2471501
Use a bucket at least, anon…

No. 2471692

I only own a mop bucket and did not want to clean it after anyway, plus the ants would not come to worship

No. 2472323

I was wearing my hiking boots all day and now my feet smell like the texas toast from zaxbys

No. 2472525

Started eating meat again and my farts smell SO BAD, jesus

No. 2472649

HOW DO I STOP FARTING?? I will not stop eating protein-rich foods since I need them right now but they're causing my farts to be as compressed, burning hot, extremely smelly, and come out every 2 minutes.

No. 2472657

File: 1743669414636.jpg (79.46 KB, 1432x230, 1000001955.jpg)

The fact that i had to read this means that you do too

No. 2472684

>>2472657
A cottontail of ass hair or a literal rabbit’s cottontail. This writing is horrible I dunno how some of you nonnas have patience to read fanfic.

No. 2472703

>>2470706
Crush a raw garlic clove, cut it into pieces, wait for 5-10mins to release the allicin within the garlic, and then swallow with water as if it were pills. Trust me. It's antibacterial, antifungal, antibiotic and antiseptic. Kills any styes, pimples or cysts

No. 2472810

the center of my cervix is… not smooth? bumpy? idk but it doesn't hurt. it used to be smooth but i think i might have scratched it with my nails on accident. Will I die

No. 2472822

>>2472810
Make appointment with female gyno and ask her to take a look to confirm no cancer and all good. You can get a pap too for confirmation it isn't hpv/cancer.

No. 2472881

>>2472657
this is dogshit

No. 2472907

My lovely fissure has opened up again after a particularly hard stool. I have no idea whether it’s a fissure or an hemorrhoid, it hurts when I poop so it doesn’t seem like an hem, but it’s not super painful like a fissure and I can sit fine.
I’ve checked in the mirror and I don’t see nothing other than a line on my perineum, but the blood doesn’t come from that.
I told my doctor and she told me to add more fiber and water to my diet and that if it happened more frequently and for longer period of time to contact her.
Sometimes I’m scared of having ass cancer nonnas, but when I told my doctor she told me that they were hemorrhoids.
At least I only bled a little, it has already stopped, but my ass hurts when I poop now.

No. 2472981

I've had inverted nips all my life, but in the past months my invertedness has inverted and now they're at peak, always. Please go back.

No. 2473020

>>2472810
this post is making me realize i dont think ive ever touched my cervix, i have abnormally stubby fingers…

No. 2473114

>>2473020
or an abnormally deep vagina

No. 2473337

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My vag is so itchy and has been for a few months. Maybe I should see a gynaecologist or something but I’m a big wuss

No. 2473341

>>2473337
You may just have a yeastie

No. 2473348

>>2472810
Mine feels like a little donut

No. 2473604

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I haven't cut my toenails since maybe september last year. They are so long that some of them started to grow sideways. It's a thing of maybe 10 minutes to cut them I refuse to do it every damn time until they grow long enough to the point that I would need one shoe size bigger because they get so long. It's nasty but I can't change this habbit.

No. 2473613

I had a nasty poop Tuesday and now I have a painful little pink lump you know where that stings a bit, what do I fucking do nonnies what if the guy I'm sleeping with notices next week help me please

No. 2473618

>>2473613
>have a painful little pink lump you know where
What, you shit out a pink lump? Did you eat gum?

No. 2473621

>>2473618
I think nonna is talking about a hemorrhoid

No. 2474048

I have a rectum full of shit but it won't come out.

No. 2474087

>>2474048
I prescribe two glasses of water and a bowl of vegetables.

No. 2474184

I don't masturbate during my period (no libido) and every time I try to do it once it ends my clit ruins it for me for no good reason. I can sense it coming every time and I get the feeling it'll be really good but then that feeling stops right before and I get the most underwhelming orgasm ever. I hate it.

No. 2474200

1. Sometimes when I sit on the toilet I like to pull up my bra and let my girls hang free a little while. It's really relaxing, and when they hurt during my cycle it help ease the pain.
2. I sometimes don't really masturbate but I like to massage my vagine a little bit. Some times also with the shower head. Often I don't feel aroused but the massage feels nice either way.

No. 2474286

>>2474087
Update it came out an hour ago perfectly fine. It just wasn't ready yet

No. 2474343

>>2474286
Yippee! I hate when that happens kek.

No. 2474464

>>2473613
> you know where
No I don’t know where, talk like an adult.

No. 2474659

I learned the hard way you can get acne inside your nostrils and it hurts a lot.

No. 2474704

>>2474659
I get nasty pimples in my nose from time to time and they’re so fucking painful!!

No. 2474830

These constipation pills better work or I’m killing myself

No. 2476379

i coughed out a tonsil stone and it bounced? i threw it across the room onto the floor and it bounced??

No. 2476449

My molars look horrible even though I brush my teeth and floss. I'm starting to think my dentist lied when he said everything was fine at the end of 2024 or I was clenching my jaw too hard in my sleep because of stress in just a few weeks are ruined my molars and made tiny black spots appear on them in record time.

No. 2476479

My discharge has always smelled slightly fishy. I've even asked multiple gynos if I smell off and they all said no. I hate how everyone says it's a sign of BV when in reality, vaginas aren't supposed to smell like flowers and rainbows.

No. 2476502

>>2476479
Your vagina probably just doesn't actually smell like fish anon. Vaginas aren't supposed to smell like perfume, but it also shouldn't be an unpleasant smell.

No. 2476511

I always found sharing earphones disgusting when the ones you put deeper inside your ears started being sold but I just remembered what exactly made me stop lending mine to others. Some nasty coworker from like 3 years ago forgot her earphones at home and needed them to do online meetings and I was obviously not using mine when her meetings started so I couldn't lie to keep them. She kept them on for 30 minutes and she gave them back once the meeting ended. The left earphone had a huge orange gunk from her ear stuck on it as soon as she removed it, it made me want to barf so much I became traumatized. She smelled rancid in a way I never smelled on non obese people and I suspect she didn't wash either her clothes or her hair because it was covered by her hijab or both at the same time but the earphones incident was the last straw for me.

No. 2476600

In light of the revival of dumbass shit i’m having a diarrhea out of my butt

No. 2476629

I have been eating healthier recently and it’s making my farts smell like mustard gas.

No. 2476887

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I just found these scabs on my thigh. Idk what they're from. It looks like something with a very tiny mouth bit me.

No. 2476901

>>2476887
its a rash i used to get these too

No. 2476961

>>2476887
I would pick at your scabs if you would only let me

No. 2478284

I just did an insane shit. I thought it was going to be a standard size, but it just kept going and going. It turned out i was insanely backed, up, probably because i haven't been drinking enough water lately. Surprisingly enough, it was fairly normal in appearance and consistency it didn't do too much damage on my arsehole.

No. 2479611

>doesn't eat fiberous foods
>constantly constipated, poops very not-often
>starts eating a lot of fiber
>Poops come out like mush and my farts are lethal
I just can't fucking win, can I? My butthole literally burns so bad from the shit I just took, I want nothing more than to rub an ice cube on it. I'm trying to eat better cause I know colon cancer is becoming prevalent amongst millennials and gen-Z, but it's like everything I try to eat to nourish myself (fiber, fermented stuff like yogurt) fucks my bowels up instead

No. 2479667

i went for a run yesterday and halfway through felt runner's trots coming on, it was a challenge to get back home in time. i'm hoping that now i've started running again it'll help me clean up my diet to prevent this from happening but we'll see kek

No. 2479692

pizza makes me constipated for days. potato chips make my lips itch and burn. bread crisps make my gallbladder hurt like a bitch. i used to be able to handle all that just fine.. guess i'm getting too old for all yer' hip youngster snacks

No. 2479766

i had this random straight pube sticking out of my bush like an antenna… it's about two inches long. it was so bizarre that i had to just pluck it out and observe it. i'm holding it as i type this

No. 2479775

>>2479611
Too much insoluble fiber can damage your intestinal lining. Look up the difference between soluble and insoluble fiber, if you’re having issues then avoid foods like kale and celery and instead eat foods like cooked carrots, peas, sweet potatoes. Also most people can’t handle fiber powders, it’s too much. Too much soluble fiber in one go can lead to bacterial overgrowth. ALSO, just because a food is fermented and full of live bacteria, doesn’t mean it’s a probiotic. Most “probiotics” are actually harming people, if you want to introduce a new species of bacteria into your body, be cautious and do your research. Some bacteria are very good, but these beneficial effects are STRAIN SPECIFIC, not species specific. Yogurt isn’t probiotic, it’s just fermented food with bacterial strains that aren’t exactly toxic. If you want to try probiotics, buy the expensive, individual strain kinds and look for histamine degrading strains, because some bacteria will proliferate histamines which make your entire body more inflamed.

No. 2479779

>>2479611
You’re essentially giving yourself micro cuts to your intestines and then infecting them with foreign bacteria.

No. 2479842

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>>2479775
>>2479779
What the fuck anons, why is trying to be healthy so complicated? I didn't even know that fiber makes micro cuts, I thought it was just like corn where it kind of just passes through. Thank you for the advice though anons, I'll try different fibers and bacteria. I don't think I have IBS or any kind of digestive disorders, but I do want to try a low FODMAP diet (although I'm still not completely sure what fodmaps are)

No. 2479848

I'm bout to destroy my bush on my first work break because I cannot stand feeling this protruding mound in my pants

No. 2479851

>>2479842
You most likely don’t have IBS, you just temporarily messed things up by introducing too much fiber too quickly. The FDA implies that eating massive amounts of fiber is ideal, but you’re probably fine with just a moderate amount. When it comes to trends like raw kale, etc, just in general, if you’re seeing stringy stuff or whole bits of food, that’s probably doing some damage to your intestines on the way down because they are extremely delicate. But you could also have problems from too much insoluble fiber because it’s going to feed bacteria and disrupt your ‘normal’. Eating assloads of fiber is a meme basically, just eat a normal amount of fruit and veg and don’t worry too much about it.

No. 2479859

I eat a bowl of high fiber cereal every morning for breakfast. Between that and coffee, my shits are like clockwork. I go at the same time every single day and I've had this routine for years.

No. 2479882

>>2479842
No it isn't. You just have to eat a good variety of things in moderation. You don't need to worry about specific bacteria. Your body isn't used to so much fiber, just eat less.

No. 2479885

>>2479859
Same but I eat a raw carrot before my breakfast. My breakfast can be anything, it's the carrot that does the magic

No. 2480205

who needs laxatives when you can just eat some shitty sausages made of god knows what meat (if there even is any). on the bright side i'm not constipated anymore

No. 2480348

>>2480205
i recently found out that all you need to do to induce diarrhea like shit is to take antibiotics after eating, it won't be instantaneous but when it comes there'll even be a mild stomachache and at some point after shitting out everything and sitting for a while you'll fart witouth even trying and it'll feel great

No. 2480493

I removed hair from my ass and now my farts are loud

No. 2480496

>>2480348
Please don’t take antibiotics randomly and randomly. It’s for retards like you that we have ultra resistant bacteria. There are even STDs that are getting harder to treat.

No. 2480544

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I made some delicious beef chilli wraps with greek yoghurt earlier and now my farts are so bountiful and abundant. I'm laid in bed scrolling away and it sounds like theres a trumpet in my room. The trumpet is my ass and I just want to be part of the symphony. They're the kind of farts that feel really good for your stomach like really emptying things out in there.

No. 2480912

My asshole hurts I hope this ends real soon

No. 2480941

>>2480912
Put some Vaseline nonna

No. 2480949

>>2480544
>The trumpet is my ass and I just want to be part of the symphony
Hearty kek

No. 2481499

>trying to go to sleep but its so hot so i take off my pants and sleep butt naked
>wake up on my period
why do bad things happen to good people like me

No. 2481511

The last time I ate broccoli was like two days ago but I just ripped a fart and it smelled like pure broccoli

No. 2481917

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Why do I continuously stroke my pubes when in private, not in even in a masturbatory way, I just find it strangely relaxing. Might be because pubic hair is more coarse so I find it enjoyable to touch in a sensory way.

No. 2481952

>>2481917
It’s relaxing!

No. 2481983

>>2481917
I do this too lol. I just like the texture of the hair.

No. 2482041

I just shat and the turd launched out of my ass like a topedo and my asshole is sill vibrating. Feels great ngl.

No. 2482048

>>2481917
i do it too. it's just fun to play with

No. 2482165

Oh so turns out I wasn't cooking it properly and that's why my digestion has been awful and my farts have been hotter than the sun and had the frequency of 1 fart every minute

No. 2482212

>>2481917
I stroke it in contemplation like a male rubbing his goatee

No. 2482350

I had a sexy dream and woke up orgasming kek sometimes my body does that. I think it’s when subconsciously I’m horny but don’t do anything about it.

No. 2482494

I just used an electric nose hair trimmer and oh my god I didn't realize I'd been walking around with so much fucking nose hair, I have a turned-up nose but apparently my inobservant ass never once realized that I had so much visible fucking nose hair every single day of my life, fuck

No. 2482884

I have to fucking pe but the bathroom is occupied

No. 2482917

>>2481917
I do this too but I always end up doing more than that, hate how sensitive my clit is

No. 2483213

Another day where I'm having diarrhea. I got addicted to a high fiber cereal and it's been making me shit my brains out. I just finished my last box, I'm not buying anymore because I can't continue to do this shit (literally, THIS SHIT!). I'll get cheerios or granola cereal next time.

No. 2483226

What food makes you fart the worst/loudest/stinkiest/most frequently? For me it seems to be chocolate and bolognese (combination of tomato and processed meat)

No. 2483236

>>2483226
For me it seems to be wheat.

No. 2483242

My vagina is ashy. It's grey, but there's not really anything I can do about it. I have unscented lotion but I don think it's safe to put that sort of stuff down there. Maybe I'll try aquaphor.

No. 2483249

>>2483242
Maybe a gentle oil helps? Like jojoba?

No. 2483325

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It was massive and painful

No. 2483354

Periods are annoying but damn do they clear up the nose acne I get. Or sebaceous filaments whatever they're called. They're still little blackhead cysts anyway.

No. 2483361

The longer the booger the more satisfying it is to finally get out

No. 2483926

I was reading the nail thread and it made me remember how I was a nail biter as a kid, and it was so bad that I'd even bite and eat my own fucking toenails. I'm so glad I grew up to be normal though because what the fuck kek

No. 2485035

My periods are over and I am SO HORNY that music videos make me horny => I'm going to fap GOOD tonight like REAL GOOD you guys have no idea how good it's going to be

No. 2485089

>>2468628
today after i masturbated i kept sniffing my vibrator because it just smelt so nice

No. 2485169

>>2485089
wtf, I fucking hate that smell it's so vile

No. 2485181

>>2485169
…why does your vibrator smell vile after being on your own pussy?

No. 2485185

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my mother just found out that i call my husband daddy. i’ll be killing myself now!

No. 2485186

>>2485185
Why do you call him "daddy"?

No. 2485187

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>>2485185
God of sanic has punished you for your degenerate ways inshallah

No. 2485197

>>2485035
Update : been going at it for 1 hour and 30 minutes
No one can stop me not even my physiological need for sleep

No. 2485233

>>2485185
I would just leave the country, change my name and never contact my family ever again.

No. 2485373

>shaves vagina
>no ingrowns
>trims vagina
>suddenly start getting ingrowns
The fuck.

No. 2485457

>>2485185
You deserve it because what the fuck

No. 2485459

How do you even have multiple orgasm? I can only have one and then my clit feels way too sensitive and it hurts. I don’t finger myself though kek, because I can’t, I’ll try to buy a vibrator or a dildo next time and some lube.

No. 2485460

>>2485185
She should beat you up

No. 2485472

>>2485459
you wait 5-10 minutes

No. 2485518

>>2485459
Maybe you just have a more complete and intense orgasm. To me multiples feel like going to sushi train where you getting a bunch of frustratingly small servings instead of one big plate that fills you up in one go.

No. 2485526

I keep getting that random shooting pain in my butthole. They say period pain hurts, they say getting kicked in the balls hurts, they say giving birth hurts, but nothing is bad as that one shooting pain in my butthole

No. 2485528

>>2485518
Yeah , I would describe it that way. After my single one I just end up satisfied kek. I like prolonging it by stopping at the last minute , waiting a bit and doing it all over again until I orgasm.
But I would be happy to have multiple of those kek.

No. 2485530

>>2485528
Depends on people but personally the second orgasm is always super disappointing, like it's a small release feeling and not the explosion of pleasure like the first one. Not worth it.

No. 2486110

Might need to go to a hospital? just pooped and my asshole was actively dripping blood and it dripped on the toilet seat even after I wiped as I was getting up to pull up my pants. My tummy hurts. It stopped bleeding though so I think I’ll just try not to strain when I poop. This has never happened before.

No. 2486115

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I had Chinese food earlier now I'm in bed and can't stop farting. It smells so bad but I don't need to poop. Release me from this torture.

No. 2486118

>>2486110
You might have a fissure if it hurt super bad or an hemorrhoid if it didn’t. They are both chronic conditions. I bleed from my asshole from time to time when I have harder stools.
If it’s bright red it means it’s coming from the anus or the last tracts of the rectum.
I’d suggest going to the doctor just for a peace of mind and maybe asking for a stool analysis, if it’s abnormal you can go from there.

No. 2486138

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>>2486115
Jfc anon go drink some water. The rice, noodles and sodium have probably sucked all the hydration in your body out of your colon (I just realized how many water-sucking things are in chinese food)

No. 2486152

>>2486118
Thanks nonna. It was a medium red, not bright but not super dark either. I’ve had a fissure before and that was bright red and healed on its own and felt different and wasn’t nearly as alarmingly bloody kek. My actual butthole itself doesn’t hurt at all, just my tummy, like poop cramps.

No. 2486220

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Ever since starting a office job i have diarrhea every single morning and i want god to kill me so i don't have to experience this hell anymore
I went from someone who would poop once every 3 days to shitting my brains out at work daily and its purely from stress. Help

No. 2486354

I hate my room so much I'm tired of hearing my parents shit and piss and fart because this house is old as fuck and they're old and dying. All I do is hear people fucking piss because I'm retarded and sensitive to noises. It's amazing I didn't develop a piss fetish to cope with how much I hate this shit.

No. 2486978

My earwax smells like half-rotted cereal. The fuck.

No. 2488782

i like to pick and peel my crusty scalp

No. 2488946

>>2486354
I live with my grandma who has dementia and she’s constantly burping really loudly and she gets food all over her when she eats. She’s so disgusting she makes me gag and retch sometimes just being in the same room as her. Her shits also stink out the house, she smells so bad I’ve got a plug in air freshener in every single room and it still doesn’t fully mask her foetid stench. On top of that she also shouts and screams all day and says nasty and cruel things to people. I hope to god if I ever get like this someone puts a pillow over my face.

No. 2489309

Watching jackass really turns me on, especially in the earlier films and episodes where they were all young and cute. I love seeing men hurt and humiliate themselves and each other.

No. 2489329

tbh i’m one of those people who doesn’t really wash much in the shower. i only wash my face/chest/neck, armpits, and ass crack. i only wash my feet like twice i year when i randomly remember that’s a thing people do.

No. 2489333

>>2489329
It’s called a “pits, bits, and shits” wash. Nothin to be ashamed of.

No. 2489337

>>2489329
Do people actually wash their arms and legs? Mine never smell like anything and I doubt most people's do unless theyre super fat and have a lot of folds

No. 2489382

>>2489337
some people on social media partake in “hygiene olympics” talking about how they meticulously scrub every single part of their body with cloths and different soaps, and will call you disgusting for not doing so

No. 2489414

my period is late but the cramps and diarrhea are right on time!!

No. 2489424

>>2489337
I do, they get dirty just like any other part of your body

No. 2489454

>>2489337
I usually give them a few rubs just so there's soap all over me. I smell good and my clothes and sheets are always clean too.
>>2489382
kek the obsession with rags and loofahs is insane, people will call each other filthy animals for using only hands. Waste of time and money if you ask me.

No. 2489517

>>2489337
i do but it's because i do manual labor and get dirty at work so i wash my feet daily too

No. 2489519

>>2489454
Not using a washcloth is gross. I know you’re crusty.

No. 2489547

>>2489519
NTA but washcloths aren't necessary if you aren't doing anything to get dirty. You want an abrasive if you got elbows deep in the garden or did heavy exercise in muggy weather, but it's overkill if you sat at the computer all day.

No. 2489553

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One day I pulled a long piece of crusted mucus out of my belly button and I still have no idea how it even got there. It just appeared overnight.

No. 2489562

>>2489329
>>2489333
They're called bird baths as well

No. 2489566

>>2489562
What the cazzo happened

No. 2489569

>>2489337
On normal days I wouldn't. But I've been addicted to working out these past few months to the point I skip college and workout from morning till night kek. So I do get pretty grimey and have to scrub myself raw to be safe. But before this I was a sedentary loser who sat at the computer all day and would shower thrice a week and only wash the important bits

No. 2489585

>>2489337
uh yeah? Just because they don't smell doesn't mean they're clean.

No. 2490085

I'm hitting right now and I kinda like how it smells. Is this Stockholm syndrome?

No. 2490159

>>2489566
This is probably my favourite prison yt channel bc her life is so insane. She's definitely not perfect by lc standards but it's good to see she is finally happy and making money legally for her daughters. I will probably listen again, she's a good storyteller. Her parents seem a bit demonic tho

No. 2490191

>Do you have a weird habit?
Yeah, I have this stim. I do it without wanting to. Instead of doing other stimuli I have this compulsion to bite the inside of my cheeks. There used to be scars there which bothered me. That was many years ago. The habit stuck. I keep doing it despite it making me paranoid about getting cowed. I can hear people in my head calling me names and I have paranoia about strangers thinking I am tweaking. I am trying to not do it but it's impossible so far to go for a full day without it. I get the compulsion to look at toxic material and drink too much coffee. I can't afford rehab or therapy and I think it is embarrassing for me to attend such a thing because I am supposed to be strong enough without it.

No. 2490204

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>>2489547
No it isn’t. You should at least be exfoliating once a week. You have dead skin cells accumulating everyday and those need a scrub at least weekly omg. Stinky!

No. 2490240

>>2490204
nta, I actually use a washcloth because of cultural reasons, but dermatologists literally advise against physical exfoliation, especially on some skin types. You should technically be using chemical exfoliation instead.

No. 2490275

>>2490204
Nta but I'm of the opinion that if nobody notices the dirt there's no point in scrubbing it off. Who cares if there's some dead skin cells hanging out on your arms and legs? They'll come off by themselves eventually, and unless you have really dry flaky skin it's not even noticeable. I don't understand this need to be unnaturally clean at all times. Of course I make sure I'm clean enough that I don't smell bad or have greasy hair or dirty teeth, I have decent hygiene, but needing to scrub your entire body every time you shower seems neurotic and like overkill to me. Maybe I'm just a nasty bitch idk.

No. 2490430

>>2490240
That’s generally true for facial skin. It’s good to give your body a scrub at least once a week according to my dermatologist and everyone I’ve seen agrees.
>>2490275
Girl, I said once a week, scrub yourself with a cloth. Not everyday. Unless you’re really smelly or sweaty, it’s generally not even great for your skin and hair to shower daily. You don’t have to scrub your skin raw. Dead skin cells are smelly and they do accumulate. If you’re just getting wet everyday and never scrubbing down, that’s honestly grosser than someone who showers once a week but actually washes themselves properly that once a week. And even if you think you’re not crusty, yes you are, look at all the cows that think they’re not crusty when we can all see they are crusty. How the hell do you people shave without getting ingrowns if you’re never exfoliating??

No. 2490439

>>2490430
>How the hell do you people shave
I don't shave

No. 2490473

>>2490430
>crusty
>stinky!
>girl
>shaving
Go back

No. 2490565

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period diarrhea

No. 2490571

>>2490430
If it was really more hygienic to use a cloth, we would wash our hands with a cloth too.

No. 2490606

>>2490430
You just said you don’t shower every day so I’m writing you off as a disgusting, foetid, shit-stinking pig.

No. 2490612

Wait, how often are you tards even showering? Isn't that supposed to be at least once every day?

No. 2490613

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>>2490430
They won't listen to you anon. Just leave it be, they'll always be this way. We have been telling these anons to just use a fucking wash cloth once in a while and they have been telling us "no" for centuries. Look up the history of "people and wash cloths". The closest we got to getting them to properly wash themselves was the "loofah" for the fun name and food scented products that could be applied to it. Then they get bored and aware of ~the environment~, so now we're back to square one again. In this time our cloths have advanced even further, so the gap has widened culturally beyond what any of us would like to admit

No. 2490628

>>2490612
I shower after every shit, so once a day and sometimes more. All this talk about scrubs and abrasives makes me want to try using a strigil again.

No. 2490637

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>>2490628
Anything is better than ~chemical exfoliants~ which make everyone look like that fake korean woman or a lot of skincare-obsessed korean women lbr. Anons declare today return of the apricot scented scrub, especially for the body. Use this in the shower hand-washing anons, since the number one issue is apparently "my hands are cleaner than the cloth" among your bleach/laundry-fearing ilk

No. 2490646

>>2489337
Is this why everyone else takes showers in like ten minutes while I need twenty at the very least?

No. 2490651

>>2489337
yes, i'm a high T queen

No. 2490703

I can't believe we're having the hygiene olympics in the designated peepee poopoo thread.

No. 2490713

>>2490612
Every day, not even to get clean but I need it to unwind and to get warm again

No. 2490741

Hate the dead skin stage of the tattoo healing process.

No. 2490778

>>2489337
wet your arm and rub it hard with your other hand nona. grey balls of gunk will roll under your fingers if you don't scrub at least once in a while. Disgusting

No. 2490977

>>2490637
Wdym what look do you get with korean skincare?

No. 2490986

>>2490646
I wash my entire body and it doesn't take long for me to shower. I'm not sure why it would take long just cause you're cleaning your whole body

No. 2491036

>>2490646
I can’t get my showers to be shorter than 25 minutes. Doesn’t matter how long my hair is, if I shave, whatever, 25 minutes is the minimum. I once dated a guy who took a shower in less than 10 and no he was not clean.

No. 2491075

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>>2490977
It's not as bad anymore but it's just a glazed clammy look they all get from using too much aha or having too many chemical peels. It's sort of like botox where they just look like an older person with strange skin. When I searched "korean celebrity" vew few of them still had this look but irl it's probably still pretty bad

No. 2491094

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>>2491075
samefag apparently it's called "glass skin" and I mean out in the world, not slugging or wearing heavy moisturizer at home, which is good for anons

No. 2491196

>>2491075
Dermal fillers, not even once. There's no "skincare" that's going to fix that bogged down mess.

No. 2491221

Jeez I can't even take simple pepto bismol without it fucking up my heart rate, I thought only the other meds did this. Didn't even stop the diarrhea either it actually made it a bazillion times worse, I almost thought it would last all day and felt like passing out on the toilet
>>2489337
I'm thin and still get dirty arms and legs even if I don't sweat at all

No. 2491289

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I really like watching men I find attractive peeing. It's not even sexual, I just enjoy doing it for some reason.

No. 2491336

I've been having to hold in my period farts all day, I just wanna let loose man.

No. 2491366

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Sat at my computer farting a lot while playing Cyberpunk. Driving around (at the speed limit) in my luxurious pink car farting like crazy on my way to my next gig so I can be an epic netrunner girlboss and make other people shit themselves to death. This is the future.

No. 2491382

>>2491366
Based

No. 2491478

Lately, I can't go for a run after work without feeling the need to shit during the run. I feel cursed.

No. 2491905

i just honestly like playing with my breasts

No. 2493002

Confession: sometimes if I wake up to go to the bathroom at night and i know i want to be able to go back to sleep, I don't wash my hands. Water just wakes me up a bit.

No. 2493200

I had a cyst/pimple/whatever forming on my mons pubis over the past few days. It's deep under the skin and painful if I touch it. This morning I accidentally scratched it and it bled a lot. I just washed it and slapped a plaster on it. But the hard lump is still there. What the fuck do I do? I've never had something like this happen before.

No. 2493296

>>2493200
I'm not trying to scare you but have you had sex lately? I thought I had a cyst and it would never go away but it was herpes but I only had one cyst??? My doctor tested me for it and that's how I found out.

No. 2493325

>>2493296
run, escape even

No. 2493336

>>2493325
from what? her own pussy?

No. 2493410

>>2493200
Probably a deeply ingrown hair. You’re gonna have to do surgery on it and pick at it. It’s likely deep under the skin. This happened to me a few times. Get polysporin to put on afterwards and clean the area and your hands super well before and after. I bet it’s like 3 inches long kek. I’m always about to give up when this happens cause of all the blood but eventually I get to the hair beneath several layers of skin and free it and then pluck that piece of shit. Sometimes you’ll need to use a chemical exfoliant multiple days before trying it but if it’s already bleeding from a scratch it’s probably ready to get picked at real deep. Doctors don’t like to do this for some reason but it’s the only way to get rid of a nasty ingrown.

No. 2493411

>>2493200
This is going to be satisfying kek. Press the sides through the pain. It will pop all the pus everywhere kek.

No. 2493412

>>2493411
Oh yeah, try this before going in for the deep picking surgery I recommended kek. Look for a hair to pop out.

No. 2493441

Once I had a really fucking awful ingrown toenail that wouldn't go away, just kept growing further and further and embedding itself into my skin. Eventually I got sick of the pain (even nudging it made me want to lay down and die) so during a manic episode I gouged it out with a pair of tweezers. It was about an inch long and SURROUNDED in an ocean of pus and blood. Stank to high heaven, too. But my toe never felt better after that. It was like some kind of violent catharsis, like when martyrs whip themselves for god or something lol.

No. 2493456

>>2493441
Doctors hate these stories but sometimes you really just have to resort to crazy shit to fix things like ingrowns. It’s nasty but it works

No. 2493759

I popped a pimple (that I actually started squeezing at too early) and now it's formed a pearl of pus over it. I can see my white blood cells working, I'm so proud and grateful for them.

No. 2493929

Years ago I once pulled a tampon out and as I went to wrap it up it was STONE COLD. Freezing cold. I was terrified that my vagina had liked died or something, necrosis, I don’t even know. But I’m too retarded to see a doctor so I just ignored it. Fast forward to a few months ago and as I pulled a tampon out I notice it dip slightly in the toilet water, it being super absorbent sucked up the water and instantly turned cold …. I was like holy fuck that’s what happened. For the longest time I thought I was thiiis close to death.

No. 2493931

>>2493296
Nah, I'm a virgin.
>>2493410
Damn, is it really gonna have to come to that? It does sound satisfying, but I'm terrified of doing that kek

No. 2494019

>>2493929
kek i assume it cools down really quickly because the material is thin (but tightly wrapped) and soaked in liquid. probably same reason why discharge in underwear cools down in seconds

No. 2494527

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I just squeezed this fat plug out of my pussy. I raaarely ever get these pimple plug things but I love them everytime

No. 2494627

>>2493441
Toe infections and ingrown are the fucking worst pain on this earth. Like 2 years ago I had paronychia on both big toes at the SAME TIME. Never had it before that, never got it again.

No. 2494651

>>2493931
It’s scary but usually the endorphins make the pain not really an issue. The blood is gross and be sure to be clean. It requires lots of active picking and scratching and squeezing. It seems like you’re mauling yourself but you’ll get it and for me they’ve never left a mark that has lasted more than a couple months

No. 2495066

>>2493441
>>2493456
I fixed the ingrown toenail (on the sides penetrating the skin) by putting some soft substance like pieces of toilet paper or cotton between the nail and the skin in order to keep them separate, also I tried to cut the nail in a straight line so the sides are always out and the pointed corners don't touch the skin, all these things seem to have fixed the problem

No. 2495409

Everytime I eat a really satisfying meal or drink alcohol, I get horny. is this normal or mental illness?

No. 2495411

>>2493931
No, you can also wait it out but it will take several weeks to months.

No. 2495441

Someone barged in the bathroom as I was pooping and wearing just a shirt
Give people some privacy damn

No. 2495454

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I'm a furry and it's pissing me off because I really don't want to be this way. And no I don't do fursuiting, draw furry art, and I'm not involved in furry fandom in any way, but basically I'm only into anthropomorphic cartoon animals. Well, technically I guess I'd be labeled "scalie" rather than furry because I don't really like mammals (and that's making it even worse, lol) but I'm more drawn towards reptiles like gators, dragons, snakes, salamanders and some amphibians too. Mostly male, but I find female reptiles attractive as well.

I tell people I'm straight and I've tried to get myself to be attracted towards human males but I just find them ugly or boring looking. The ones that women in general consider hot are so ugly to me and sometimes I wonder if it's just a psyop. With some celebrities I can say they're objectively good-looking but I'm not attracted to them in sexual way.

I don't see myself as an alligator or anaconda but I don't particularly enjoy imagining myself in sexual situations either. And mostly my attraction towards these cartoon animals isn't sexual but I just get this bubbly feeling when looking at pictures of handsome reptiles.

Pic related because had a crush on him as a kid.

No. 2495463

>>2495454
You know what, you're not bad. I respect the fact you're not some degenerate freak. You're the only scalie I approve of. Carry on

No. 2495465

>>2495454
>see gex
>”aw i remember playing those games awesome”
>read body of text post
I mean at least you’re never gonna be taken advantage of by a moid, so good for you.

No. 2495482

>>2495454
As a reptile owner, you disgust me.

No. 2495490

>>2495454
>im a furry
ew why are you degens even here. disgusting

No. 2495555

>>2495454
gex is cute. are those games any fun?

No. 2495830

First day of my period and I've already leaked blood onto my sheets. I'm pissed, God I just want to watch batman and eat my chicken nuggets in piece. On top of that, I have to shit but I can't cause of toilet issues, so I feel nauseous from all the gas

No. 2496076

I was around in only my underwear before a shower, and a blood clot somehow escaped my panties. It stuck to my thigh though, luckily it didn't hit the floor.

No. 2496105

>>2495555
NTA but yes! I played the Game Boy Color ones the most and loved them especially Enter the Gecko. I remember enjoying the 3D console versions too when I tried them a few times as a kid but I didn't own them. I've heard some of the humor and dialog is painfully unfunny in the console games, but don't specifically remember myself. The Game Boy games were pretty minimal in that regard but level names and objectives and so forth were decently clever and the animations and designs could be funny too. The gameplay is occasionally fast-paced puzzle platforming, though not fast-paced in the way Sonic is, it's… bouncier? Hard to explain until you play it. They did a good job with the physics, it has its own feel as far as building speed, inertia, momentum, etc, that feels appropriately toe-paddedly reptilian without being too quirkily cumbersome to get used to.

No. 2496128

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Every few years I’m getting one of those mfs around my eyes. I scratch and squeeze them until they are open, which takes quite some time and hurts. But then, when it’s open, I can see a small white-yellowish ball and I take it out. It’s hard. Then I let the wound heal and it’s fine.
I had one of those mfs between my lashes for a few years because I was too scared to do the operation that close to my eye. But one day I went into the zone and did it. Because it was one ugly mfs fr. Because of the location I was only able to squeeze and pinch it with a needle. I was eventually able to squeeze the ball out. I was so happy. Still happy that it’s gone.
I was told you shouldn’t do it because they just keep popping up? Makes no sense to me, like I’m not gonna live with those mfs. What’s wrong with people.

No. 2496138

>>2496128
do you use eye cream? I usually get them when I use the wrong face cream. usually aha/bha helps but if they get really big and white I also cut them out with a disinfected sewing needle, never had a problems

No. 2496192

My bfs dick gives me the worst queefs in doggy, it's so embarrassing

No. 2496235

>>2496192
It’s a standing ovation

No. 2496248

Drinking black coffee because I'm constipated

No. 2496258

>>2496128
I get these too but not really under my eyes. At the moment I have one annoying one next to my mouth and I even had one on my neck. They drive me crazy and I usually rip the open somehow kek
>>2496192
I had this with a guy but in every position it made me not want to have sex with him anymore kek

No. 2496302

Context: I live with my parents and I've attempted suicide before.
My mom found a bloody washcloth on a towel next to the laundry basket (when smth is bloody I put it next to it to later wash it manually, so that the blood doesn't get on other towels/clothes). She freaked out and went to check on me, fearing I attempted suicide again. So I explain to her that I had to pull an all-nighter to finish some work, so I put a really cold wet washcloth in my panties to keep myself awake (I'm on my period). The fucking face she made

No. 2496304

>>2496302
are you the anon who asked what to put in her butt to stay awake? If not you should be friends

No. 2496307

>>2496304
Yeah it's me kek

No. 2496767

haven’t showered in 2 weeks…

No. 2496777

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REEEE I hate chest acne, but I gave in to temptation before while I was bathing and scrubbed it super hard until some of it bled. It wasn't even that bad but now it's probably going to look worse because I'm an apebrained cavewoman kek

No. 2496786

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>>2496777
You're wearing tops made of natural fibers like cotton and linen, right nona?

No. 2496812

It's allergy season which means my pubes are super fucking itchy

No. 2497106

I've started drinking more water and increasing my insoluble fiber intake, and I hate it. It feels like I'm shitting all the time, and it hasn't helped with the issue that I have where I get trapped gas. I want to go back to shitting like twice a week, but I know it's not healthy. My poops aren't even good quality either, they're usually too mushy/liquidy and not the right color either.

No. 2497167

>>2497106
Rice helps my shit

No. 2497171

I brush, floss and use a tongue scraper but my breath still stinks.

No. 2497173

>>2497171
Are your gums healthy?

No. 2497174

>>2497173
Yes. I went to the dentist recently.

No. 2497176

>>2497174
Then just use breath spray idk

No. 2497178

>>2497171
Maybe it's something wrong deeper in your stomach or you could have hidden tonsil stones

No. 2497249

>>2497171
What exactly does it smell like?

A key to particular disease's breath smells:
>nail polish remover (acetone) = diabetes
>ammonia = kidney problems
>rotten eggs, garlic, or sulfur = liver problems
>a bit pukey but mostly acid, especially when you burp or lie down = reflux
>dick = dick

No. 2497251

>>2497106
What colour? I promise it's for medical reasons.

No. 2497447

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>>2496767
Jesus at least try 2 showers a week at the very least

No. 2497488

>>2497251
Green. I do think there's a possibility of me either having bile acid malabsorption or just consistently eating something my stomach can't digest properly. I'm gonna try cutting things from my diet because going to the doctor simply is not convenient right now.

No. 2497578

>>2497171
Look into tonsil stones. They are a disgusting curse and dentists don't give a shit about them.

No. 2497820

Ate a lot of onions. They make my farts "sweet" and give me diarrhea thanks to the fructans in them but otherwise it's fine.

No. 2497921

I had diarrhea this morning and now that I’m laying in bed ready to sleep I can feel more diarrhea forming for tomorrow morning. I’m not sure if it’s from the food or I have a bug somehow. I don’t feel weak or sick.

No. 2497942

I'm gonna get colon cancer because I have chronic constipation due to long terme antibiotic use. I tried eating more fiber, eating probiotics, magnesium supplements, nothing works. Been having pebble poops for a year now.

No. 2498282

ive been drinking too much soda and eating too much garbage food. i tasted my coochie juices and it tasted like battery acid.

No. 2498285

>>2498282
Anon I don’t think that’s a very good idea

No. 2498494

Just scratched my asscrack. It felt amazing.

No. 2498512

>>2497488
Yeah green is either food sensitivity or just moving too quick through your system. Probs nothing too worrying unless it goes yellow or black.

No. 2498525

Okay am I insane or is this not tmi? This was like 10 years ago and I was working in a bar, and my coworkers and I were drinking and chatting after closing hours. We were talking about crying and I said I get pimples when I cry, and all the girls said that was way too tmi to say and that it was soo gross and that I should have kept that to myself??? Like they were viscerally disgusted by me. I have been going crazy over this ever since it happened and it altered my perception on reality, bc in my head that was such a non issue to say? Was it really that horrifically tmi? Like our job involved cleaning up vomit, piss, shit and blood, but mentioning that I get pimples is too far??? Now I have later been diagnosed with aspergers, but still? I've heard normies say way more tmi shit in way more professional settings, so that they reacted like that still keeps me scratching my head.

No. 2498530

>>2498525
Don't worry nona, what you said wasn't TMI at all. They sound like fucking psychos though. They're like the moids that believe women don't poop. They're probably lizards pretending to be human women

No. 2498577

>>2498525
Sounds like they were negging you, or whatever it is called when someone lures you into loosening up and feeling comfortable and then find a way to pretend like you've overstepped the mark or regret joining in by repeating what you say later on to a different out of context audience. Mean girl head games.

No. 2498870

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I've always naturally had a decent amount of discharge but I never actually get wet. Like it doesn't matter if I'm feral and insanely horny, never been wet like that. It would actually confuse me when other women would talk about getting wet from something. That never ever happens whether I'm alone or with someone. What the fuck? I'm missing out big time and walking around with dry cardboard vagina. I still don't know what's up with that because as I've gotten older my sex drive has got a lot higher too but even then I'm still like a desert down there.

No. 2499126

I think I had a tonsil stone this morning. I don't know for sure because I've never had one before but it felt like I had something stuck in the back of my mouth. I used my waterpik and sprayed the hell out of that area and a little white chunk came out. Absolutely disgusting but kind of satisfying. It kind of hurts in that area now though, I want to hit it again with the waterpik when I get home and see if anything else comes out.

No. 2499439

>>2498870
I have the opposite problem but it dries down and turns into crust. I had a boyfriend who would try to dust me off with a duster. We broke up

No. 2499446

>>2498525
I'm trying to read this in a sarcastic tone but it would definitely still be mean-spirited. I'm sorry they said that nona, if I was in your shoes I'd be a little upset and put-off.

No. 2499512

I've been experiencing incontinence for a few months now and it has been getting increasingly worse. I'm frustrated that I'm 21 and dealing with this so often

No. 2499538

>>2499512
Have you seen a doctor yet? I've heard that a lot of incontinence in women is due to weak pelvic floor and doing pelvic floor exercises tends to fix the issue completely.

No. 2499707

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>go to get coffee
>father in his underwear
>see massive bulge
>leave
Anyone else?

No. 2499714

>>2499512
What other anon said, also do you suck your stomach in? Stop doing that if you do.

No. 2499730

>>2499512
it's not so uncommon nonna but please look up kegel exercises and if it's not helping then consider going to a urologist or gyn

No. 2499963

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For the past few days, I feel nauseous after every single thing I eat, almost like I could throw up. I don't know what's happening. I do have GERD that I haven't gotten a check up on for years and just went to see a doctor recently. I made a follow up appointment for an endoscopy but all else he really said is that I shouldn't eat past 6 pm. This is getting really annoying though, wtf is this?

No. 2500161

I've been constipated for around 3 days until yesterday I made the stupidest decision of my life. My sister has some of those ballerina teas so I steeped some and only had around 4oz over ice because she says it's intense and I've read a few horror stories online about it. Cut to this morning I wake up with intense pressure on my rectum. I have the noisiest and wettest shit of my life. My asshole burns slightly by the end and I have to flush twice to get rid of any evidence. Was torturous but I'm glad it's over. I had breakfast and then round 2 began. Whatever's left in my gut hadn't had time to solidify so I'm sitting over the bowl with my asshole sounding like those ASMR body scrub refill videos. Less than the first time, but my bowels are left sore and my bathroom smelling awful. I'm now on round 3. I haven't eaten a thing since round 2. Completely liquid. My entire lower half is on fire and I can taste stomach acid at the back of my throat. I'm still on the toilet as I'm writing this. Am I going to die nonas

No. 2500199

>>2500161
Please make sure to drink some water nonny and maybe a light snack later

No. 2500318

>>2500199
Thank you for your concern nona… I'm back for a fourth and I think my body is running out of waste to produce. Also my period came randomly in the middle of this mess. It's almost funny.
The tea works though. I lost a good amount of mass on my gut area. I feel a little disgusted by this, how do people go through what I can only describe as spiritual sodomy just to maintain a flat stomach. I'll have an extra 7 pounds on me forever if it meant never having to go through this again

No. 2500412

My hygiene routine is based completely on vibes. There is never a set amount of how many times I shower, brush my teeth, wash my face, etc. Could be a normal "brush everyday twice and shower every other day" week, could be a "shower and brush my teeth twice" week. Of course I shower every day on my period (at least my vulva and ass) but other than that, there is no schedule.
I know I should probably fix this someday, but I seem to always give up because the routine overwhelms me.

No. 2500416

>>2500161
>my asshole sounding like those ASMR body scrub refill videos
this made me kek thank you nona. very poetic

No. 2500417

>>2500412
I relate. What made me kind of break the habit was be a bit less OCD about when you can do hygiene stuff. Like oh I already ate so long ago and now bedtime is not anywhere near, I'll brush my teeth later then. Or like, okay once I do something to make "use" of the fact I can get sweaty I should do a workout or do some cleaning first and THEN I'll shower. Like no. You can just do it NOW. every little act helps. You can just randomly floss your teeth for no reason or coherence it's good, it's never a bad idea

No. 2500422

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>>2499963
You have gerd and went to see a doc for nausea that bad and that's all he told you?? I would try and see if you can schedule a gi appointment too that seems really concerning.
In the meantime, prilosec/omeprazole is really effective for GERD and OTC, maybe try that while waiting for a proper examination.
Is there any kind of acid-y burny sensation, or chest pain?

No. 2500424

>>2500412
I shower everyday not because I want to, at this point it's just a habit. It's just not a habit for you because you don't do it regularly nor do you have a built in association with showering = beginning the day or thinking about your teeth rotting away because you didn't brush them once. I feel like I am more productive in the day when I shower in the morning, it's not completely a hygiene thing for me, granted I have strong body odor and I don't want to wash my sheets too many times. Even when I am tired I will never skip brushing my teeth before bed or skip washing my face at this point. I can't even tell you the last time I skipped either. It's all about forming habits.

No. 2500425

>>2498525
That’s not TMI at all it would maybe be TMI if you said you got zits on like your asshole or something nona

No. 2500427

>>2500417
>okay once I do something to make "use" of the fact I can get sweaty I should do a workout or do some cleaning first and THEN I'll shower.
>Like no. You can just do it NOW.
Honestly this was a problem I was having without realizing it, like the example is down to a t. Huh. Thanks for making me realise.

No. 2500434

>>2499963
Could it be gastroparesis? I was diagnosed with GERD and when omeprazole didn't help, they said it might be gastritis, but it turned out to actually be gastroparesis. I had the nausea after a few bites thing, only thing that helped was burping until the pressure was gone or just giving up and vomiting. There are meds that can help with that if you have it. Whatever it is, I hope you feel better soon nona. GI problems are the worst.

No. 2500442

>>2500422
>You have gerd and went to see a doc for nausea that bad and that's all he told you??
He noticed I'm skinny, but mentioned it's not a problem and that he assumes I've always been like that (It's true). Said there's nothing wrong with my weight (Unless I had an ED and I don't).

>In the meantime, prilosec/omeprazole is really effective for GERD and OTC, maybe try that while waiting for a proper examination.
>acid-y burny sensation, or chest pain
I tried prilosec last time, when they found I have GERD, and it actually ended up making me feel worse after awhile. At the time I was getting heart burn and alot of gas, but I stopped the prilosec and just adjusted my diet instead - no more spicy/fried/acidic foods and caffeine/alcohol for awhile. That seemed to help alot more. I haven't had these issues since. It's really only nausea that I'm experiencing right now.

No. 2500706

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I have suddenly developed FECAL incontinence and I dont really know why. Okay, that last part is a lie, im pretty sure my untreated hemorrhoids are the culprit. Honestly i thought this stuff only happened to women whove given birth and older people but i guess your pelvic floor can be messed up any time. Thankfully my bowel leakages arent too insane, im not waking up to skidmarks or sharting my pants every time i pass gas. It usually happens right after i poop. Like, ill wipe my ass clean, wash off in the shower, THEN triple check with tp and somehow there will still be little brown stains on the paper. I swear to god this isnt a case of me not washing myself properly, i am extremely neurotic about my own personal hygiene. I also do not have a bidet so ive been having to shower every day.

No. 2500772

>>2498525
>omg!!! Pimples are soooo gross!
Meanwhile they probably swallow cum.

No. 2500774

>>2500706
That’s not fecal incontinence, that’s just your ass being difficult to wipe because your untreated haemorrhoids have turned into skin tags and it’s basically extra folds and wrinkles on your asshole. I have the same problem and I use flushable wet wipes.

No. 2500794

>>2500774
Anon you may be right and now i feel a little silly. I just constantly assume the worst when i have any kind of health problem. But its still weird to me that id still have a dirty ass even after blasting it with the shower jet for 15 mins straight. Is this really just because i have a wrinkly hemorrhoid-ridden asshole? fml

No. 2501169

>>2500161
I didn't know that type of ASMR

No. 2501213

Is the pain in my stomach anxiety, or needing to take a shit, or something bad I ate? If in doubt, all three!

No. 2501273

I’ve mostly eating lettuce and tomatoes as vegetables recently and I think it’s making my poops weird. I have a lot of almost-diarrea and it’s usually very soft. What veggies will make my poop harder?

No. 2501280

>>2501273
sweet potato, other leafy greens and broccoli. Or eat some high fiber fruits instead

No. 2501282

>>2501273
when my cat has runny poops I feed her pumpkin puree and it is a miracle cure every single time kek

No. 2501289

>>2501280
>>2501282
Awesome nonas thank you!!

No. 2501857

>>2501280
huh all those things tend to be what causes me diarrhea in the first place

No. 2502728

>>2500794
Sorry this is a late reply. How is blasting with the shower going to remove shit that’s lodged inside deeper cracks like behind a skin tag? You can only clean it by locating them and directly wiping them away. I use a flannel covered in soap in the shower, the textured surface gets to places the toilet paper couldn’t reach, and when I wipe, I make sure I move all the little folds around and wipe under them. Sometimes I stand up and sit back down. Sometime I wipe front to back (but stop before I hit vagina area) because it’s cleaning from a different angle and I get shit that I missed the first time around. Basically it’s a pain in the ass and I dread having to take a shit because wiping is a fucking ordeal and this body is a prison.

No. 2502731

>>2502728
Sorry I meant wipe back to front, but I do front to back as well, and also side to side. Sometimes I put tissue on the end of my finger and stick it up my ass a little. Especially helpful if it’s a flushable wet wipe.
I went to a doctor about them and they told me it’s a cosmetic procedure that I e would need to approach a specialist and pay for z I tried to get my skin tags removed by a specialist and found one that advertised skin tag removal, but as soon as I mentioned they were on my asshole they got extremely rude and triggered by it, oh we don’t do THOSE kinds of skin tags you disgusting bitch, basically. So I’m just stuck with a butthole that is virtually impossible to wipe until I die I guess.

No. 2503088

This started playing on shuffle when me and my bf were about to start having sex, we started laughing and it kinda killed the mood

No. 2503121

The russel's sign on my knuckle looks exactly like a nipple, it makes me chuckle whenever I look at it

No. 2503238

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>>2503121
The lines on one of my nipples looks exactly like the sharingan

No. 2503527

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Can't stop sniffing whenever I'm sitting on the toilet and the smell from my bloody pad comes up to my face

No. 2503552

>>2503238
can i see?

No. 2503565

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>>2503527
Does it smell like dog surgery?

No. 2504017

why do i have to piss and shit every 15 seconds when i'm anxious? what kind of retarded caveman survival mechanism is this?

No. 2504045

>>2503565
kek thankfully not, it smells really good in a gross way

No. 2504206

>>2503088
This is the exact opposite of the intended purpose of the song kek. It’s like you heard it at a party and decided to go home early and have a cup of tea at 8pm. Artist would be thoroughly disappointed.

No. 2504208

>>2504017
Whenever I start having social anxiety my body is like “time to start brewing up the stinkiest most diabolical farts to ever exist! Maybe I’ll also vomit just to spice it up even more”

No. 2505254

I wasn't intolerant to the fructans in onions as a child, why is it happening to me as an adult. I'm farting awfully.
>>2504017
>>2504208
Anxiety has links to the stomach/digestive system. Anxietyfags often feel nauseous as a result. So it fucks with your bowels, boom you shit. I have the same thing

No. 2505264

>>2505254
Some anxietyfags LARPing autism claim shitting due to anxiety is an autistic thing kek.

No. 2505288

>>2505264
Kek never heard of that but you learn something new every day. I think I saw someone claim autism causes differences in periods once. I guess maybe sensory issues/dietary issues might cause long term period problems but I can't see how autism would have any effect

No. 2505532

>>2504208
I have a chronic anxiety disorder and I have just accepted the fact that being kinda nauseous is just my natural state now. I haven't felt normal since I was 15 and I'm 26. If I'm also stressed I will have the full on sweating, heavy breathing, almost vomiting, trembling faux heart attack thing, always when it's night time and I'm supposed to sleep. However instead of shitting non-stop my asshole and bowels fall asleep and I shit once a week.

No. 2505539

>>2504017
You know how some animals will piss or shit on you when they're scared and don't want to be taken? Same thing. Your brain perceives a threat, so it starts preparing your body to either fight or flee. This involves making your heart beat faster, redirecting blood flow to your muscles rather than to your stomach and bowels (which is why the opposite response is called "rest and digest", when you're calm your brain is focusing on processing food) and making you lose any extra weight so you can be faster, and that extra weight is the content of your stomach, bladder and intestines. They also serve as some kind of weapons since pee, vomit and liquid shit are painful and dangerous to potential predators/attackers. Some animals even went the extra mile and developed the ability to spray blood!

No. 2505928

I just peed and it was neon yellow. I've drank at least 40 oz of water today, maybe I just need some salt and electric lights

No. 2505989

I didn’t shower for like 7 days because I was really depressed and I finally washed my hair and I realized I have a bunch of scalp acne now. It feels good to scratch and pick it.

No. 2506131

>>2505928
Do you take supplements?

No. 2506412

>>2505928
I accidentally
>I just peed and it was neon yellow. I've drank it and it was at least 40 oz

No. 2506518

Looking back to my medical history last 5 years I’ve only had appointments with dentist and also 4 UTIs. My teeth keep getting cavities although I try to take care of my teeth but doing things like flossing every day feels impossible to remember. Getting my second root canal treatment now and I’m only 30. UTIs seem to happen like once a year which is ironic because I have never had sex either. Apparently I wipe my ass wrong way and I have now stopped wiping at home and installed one of those little hand showers to clean myself.

No. 2506589

I just found a dark red, blood blister looking spot on the side of my clit. I think it's either some type of mole I never noticed before, or maybe I scratched myself and didn't notice.

No. 2506704

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i trimmed my pubes because the weather is getting warmer and i was hoping they would grow out again in time before i go see my nigel but i overestimated their growth speed. i feel so naked and vulnerable without my bush… i miss it… at least i'm not entirely bald or prickly and bumpy

pic unrelated

No. 2507629

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I currently have some really bad diarrhea and I can't find any of my medicine that could stop it fuck It's coming out of me like a waterfall. My asshole is completely sore at this point from all the wiping.

No. 2507631

Popped a pimple on my ass

No. 2507633

>>2505532
You are me.

No. 2507645

I've been farting so often recently

No. 2507735

>>2507629
Update: Just threw up and now I'm doing a lot better.

No. 2507949

>>2507735
I hate when I’m blowing out both ends. Glad you’re feeling better nonna

No. 2508071

>>2507629
the first time i had waterfall squirting liquid diarrhea it freaked me out so fucking bad the sensation is horrific im gonna pray for your bowels

No. 2508396

It's too cold to fall asleep without my regular blanket, but it's also so thick that I wake up drenched in sweat all the time.

No. 2508510

When I'm on my period I love masturbating in the shower because it makes some of the clots fall out and I feel super clean after and like my period gets less heavy after too

No. 2508682

Turds so dry I wanna cry

No. 2508786

Just lost 500 grams from a poop hashtag skinny legend

No. 2508804

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>>2507735
I hope you rehydrated your body and had a snack nonny I'm sorry this happened to you

No. 2508820

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>>2507949
>>2508071
>>2508804
I def got the gastric flu. Spend basically the whole day shitting and vomiting the life out of me and whenever I tried to drink some water or tea, it came out just shortly after. I got some sleep tho and have some fever right now, but I feel less nauseous. Just had some bread and will take some anti fever medicine in a moment, because I do not dare to swallow it on an empty stomach.

No. 2509138

I have games that I exclusively play while pooping, in order to choose one, I have to make sure it doesn't have any cute anime guys or I will feel embarrassed. I also avoid opening Instagram or Pinterest while popping because there's always cute or hot anime guys staring back at me.

No. 2509227

>>2509138
It kills me when someone says 'popping' when they meant 'pooping' and vice versa KEK

No. 2510316

I hate shitting while I'm on my period, Fml

No. 2510328

Pros of drinking 1.5L water a day
>clean wipes
>basically no smell
>poop just falls out
Cons of drinking 1.5L water a day
>drinking 1.5L water a day
>can't get a full nights sleep
>pissing every thirty seconds
I'm suffering.

No. 2510354

Sometimes I like to bend my head down and sniff my sweaty/stinky armpits for a bit after a long day before showering

No. 2510359

>>2510328
i drink around the same amount but somehow don't have any of these pros..

No. 2510409

>>2510359
No idea if it makes a difference but I drink warm water

No. 2510430

>>2510354
Who doesn't?

No. 2510431

I sat on the toilet with my legs spread wide having just changed a tampon. As I peed I felt a sneeze coming on and didn't think to close my legs, which resulted in the sneeze sending a violent, pressurized spray of pee ricocheting off the toilet bowl and straight up in my face. At least my mouth was closed unlike my legs.

No. 2510741

>>2510409
Nta but warm water absolutely makes a difference

No. 2511587

I’ve been seeing more and more posts online about young people getting more colon cancer than ever and it kinda made me paranoid because I always have horrible poops. But I bought some fiber gummies and so far there’s been improvement.

No. 2511835

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I keep having dreams where I'm in an intimate erotic relationship with a younger male cousin I never interact with and last night was the first time I dreamed we were about to have sex. It freaked me out so bad I woke up but now I can't stop thinking about it, I've been doing such a good time ignoring it until now but now I'm feeling worried about my mental state and no, he's not even attractive

No. 2511838

I finally shaved from 100 to zero and I feel amazing

No. 2511910

>>2511835
I've had sex dreams with every member of my family. It's fucking gross but none of it means anything. Dreams have no rhyme or reason

No. 2511912

>>2511835
It's extremely unsettling but it's normal, like it happens to everyone eventually. It's just no one talks about it because… It's very weird and taboo. I don't think anything is wrong with your mental state.

No. 2511931

>>2511835
Maybe he is jackin it to you lol

No. 2512767

>>2511910
>>2511912
Thank you both. I know it's stupid to worry about what dream meanings but it had never happened to me before and it just made me feel disgusting.
>>2511931
Kek nonna god forbid

No. 2512804

Fucking hate how my brother takes a shit and stinks up the entire bathroom and leaves the toilet disgusting but doesn’t spray any air freshener or anything, he just leaves disgusting streaks in the toilet bowl and makes the air radioactive. Literally if you flush twice at least more of it goes away but instead he lets it fucking stink up the entire house. I don’t understand why moids don’t just make a doctors appointment and figure out why they can’t shit right. They’d rather inconvenience everyone including themselves.

No. 2512828

>>2512804
When I last visited my family for a holiday, my brother did the exact same thing and flooded the bathroom (bc he is too stupid to use a shower correctly). That bathroom was newly renovated, and he still fucked it up with water on Christmas morning. My mom wouldn't dare criticise her mediocre golden moid either.

No. 2512846

>>2512804
Tbh i don't use air freshener cause I feel like when you do, it still smells like shit. Just shit with a hint of mango rose ocean breeze. Leaving streaks is vile though.

No. 2512852

>>2512846
I use Lysol disinfectant spray for that reason. When I worked at a hospital they would use that as air freshener spray in the employee bathrooms. It makes it smell like cleaning products rather than perfumey.

No. 2512910

I haven't been sleeping right for like a week now. I just wake up at the crack of dawn and cry for no reason and then sleep til noon or be a zombie all day til i crash in the evening.
What the fuck is wrong with me

No. 2513046

I've had an ingrown hair right on the edges of a mole I have on my arm for possibly months now. I accidentally injured my skin so bad while trying to dig it out the other day that a scab formed over it. But today I'm victorious because I got that shit out. When a hair comes out curly it freaks me the fuck out.

No. 2513112

I haven't cleaned my kitchen sink faucet head in a while and I feel sooo ashamed cause it was fucking filthy. Pink stuff that looked like either Serratia marascens or hard water build up, and some translucent white goop was built up on it. I can't believe I had been drinking out of that faucet and washing my hands and dishes with it. I even took a drink directly from the faucet this morning.

No. 2513151

>>2512910
Are you a neet nona?

No. 2513179

>>2512846
Same, you're just mixing perfume with shit air. I really just air the room out every time I shit and all my family does the same, so the shit air goes outside. I know it can be hard if you live in a filthy city but most people should be able to air the room out just fine.

No. 2513231

>>2513151
right now i am because i'm unemployed (and actively looking for a job), but not otherwise. why?

No. 2513287

>>2513179
NTA but flushing right as it hits the toilet makes most of the smell go away relatively quickly too

No. 2513371

Nothing worse than when you’re wiping your ass and you get infinite poop glitch. Especially when you’re late for something. This body is a fucking prison. Why is the human buttthole so wrinkly?

No. 2513374

>>2512804
>>2512828
Why do parents fail so badly at teaching sons basic hygiene? If you leave a mess in the toilet, you clean it up. Air fresheners do nothing anyway

No. 2513386

>>2513231
Because you slept until noon on a weekday kek but I was a neet too recently and having no job aka no money made me really depressed.

No. 2513662

Had to go to the bathroom to fix my large labia minora; wearing tight jeans sometimes cause them to fold in ways that are painful. I hate it.

No. 2513705

The pain of being constipated, sitting on the toilet for ages, only to pop out a worthless little seed.

No. 2514217

I have the worst pimple on my nostril it makes half my nose swollen and painfull

No. 2514290

I think I have anal fissures. Popping hurts. Pray for my butthole.

No. 2514291

Everytime I stand or sit up i pee/discharge a bit, might have to go to the doctor about it.

No. 2514370

Shitting is such a fucking chore, why do we have to dump these disgusting logs every day and get shit outside of our body that we have to wipe or wash off? You’ll be out at work or in a social situation and suddenly it’s ruined because your guts are bubbling and you can’t relieve yourself without potentially stinking the place out. Why can’t we shit out dry little pellets like an owl?

No. 2514397

I hate having to take 9 fucking pills a day. Idk how munchies crave this cause my ass hasn’t shit normally in years. I almost miss having diarrhea.

No. 2514414

>>2514370
pooping is so humiliating, I wish we could just do it like the birds

No. 2514445

i have a pimple on my ass. i wish it was simply ON my ass but it's actually in between my ass cheeks and it's so fucking painful. unless i have work im not wearing any underwear or pants but jesus christ this sucks

No. 2514454

AAAAH I accidentally loudly farted in the bathroom while my new bf was over, I know he heard it bc he did the same later lmao and I could hear it very clearly. I haven't farted with him yet and did not wish to

No. 2514458

>>2514454
>I know he heard it bc he did the same later lmao and I could hear it very clearly
That's a good sign. That means you should feel more comfortable farting around him without any worries.

No. 2514627

>>2514454
This just means you broke the fart ice and now you both can fart comfortably around each other.

No. 2514718

>>2514454
men dont care about that nona (hell for half of them, women farting is a fetish, they see it all the time in anal porn anyway with women literally farting out brown cum tainted with shit) if he actually does get disgusted by farting then hes a faggot pansy anyway

No. 2514738

>>2514454
He showed solidarity by farting with you, so don’t worry.

No. 2514742

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>>2514718
>they see it all the time in anal porn anyway with women literally farting out brown cum tainted with shit
Thank god I don’t watch porn, it seems so deranged.

No. 2514752

>>2514742
I'm just saying, that's what men watch and it's funny/sad seeing women worry about seeming gross to their moid when I guarantee their moid has watched and jacked off to much worse things. Air goes into the asshole during anal sex and so the porn actresses always end up literally blowing streaked brown cum raspberries out their ass.

No. 2515935

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I just beat up my pussy so hard with an air pulse vibrator that when I was finished it was smeared with blood

No. 2515938

>>2515935
I hate this thread

No. 2515945

I like to pop my cats fleas its very satisfying

No. 2515951

>>2515935
Can you at least spoiler this if you're not gonna delete it? Thanks

No. 2515953

>>2515935
Are you sure you aren’t on period

No. 2515954

>>2514718
I think men who like to watch anal or do anal are all closeted faggots becase being a faggot is more about the love for shit than anything else.

No. 2516009

I always stick a little wadded up piece of toilet paper at the entrance to my vag between my labia in addition to using a pad during heavy flow days on my period. I think it’s kind of gross but if I only use a pad it always leaks outside the pad and makes stains and gets my pubic hair matted with blood, and tampons freak me out and I don’t wanna have to clean a diva cup. I just flush it and get a new one every time I use the bathroom.

No. 2516073

I'm having such bad nausea from trapped gas right now. I burped a little but I still feel it. I hate trapped gas, I miss when I didn't have stomach issues

No. 2516079

>>2514454
he farted with in response.. romance isn't dead

No. 2516118

>>2516073
Same fag, I released a lot of gas but I'm still fucking nauseated. I could cry, I just want to relax. I don't want to eat or drink anything but I may have to drink some baking soda water or something

No. 2516294

>>2515935
I've pulled out my fingers to see a few streaks of blood in my cum before but… smeared? Hats off

No. 2517240

I want to go to the store but it's been a few days since I showered and I am worried I smell too bad.


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