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>>1930878A thread for sharing things that are too nasty to discuss in polite company, aka TMI (Too Much Information). Do you have a weird habit? An embarrassing health issue? Just want to admit something gross? Feel free to post it here.
Things could get unsightly in here, so remember– the hide button on threads is there for a reason. No. 2151561
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>>2149148>sonic bluewhat? how? did you eat picrel?
No. 2153953
I have a pimple on my neck and it's right on a nerve or something because it hurts so much when I touch it.
>>2153930I always pull them out it's such a gross habit but I can't stop.
No. 2158089
>>2157944…??? Discharge is normal
nonnie, that’s not a COVID thing.
No. 2158242
>>2158107You need a colon screening
nonny…
No. 2158729
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thought it's been 2 days since my period ended, did some abs excercises and a bunch of reddish slime came out
No. 2160536
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I don't tend to get pimples in general, but when I get them, I like to pop them in the elevator of my building, it doesn't have cameras so you can basically do whatever you want in there, I like it when I pop my pimples and they basically explode all over the mirror.
I clean the mess up with wet wipes and hand sanitizer afterwards of course.
No. 2162541
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When I was 11 I completely stopped showering and would only wash my hair in the sink. Why the fuck did I do that? I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.
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>>2162616nayrt but showering too boring? i love showering so much its my lifeblood if i get too cold instead of bundling up i let the shower be my blanket. its my cry spot, my own personal recording studio, my dance routine floor, my boxing ring coach, my phone time place, my own personal homeless schizo ramblings street corner. my shower head is my therapist, doctor, mother, idol, friend, and water pressure powered girlfriend. life without showering isn't a life worth living.
No. 2164706
I love the way cabbage makes me poop it just comes out.
>>2162541Kek anon I only took showers when I washed my hair every 4-5 days, gross but you're not alone.
No. 2165646
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>>2165057i went on a binge after months of dieting at an all you can eat sushi and got full up to my throat. after like a day of not being able to shit i drop this enormous dookie into the toilet. it looked like a cobra and was the width of my wrist. like it sunk into the toilet hole so i couldnt see the whole length of it, but the part that i could see was coiled in on itself and must have been around 3 feet long
No. 2173844
>>2171738Watched a bunch of 9/11 vids a while back on YT. Then spent some time in the comment sections. It was basically people who had visited some part of New york at some random point in time. Many nowhere near the time it happened, not even the same year or decade it happened saying "omg that could've been meeeee dying though!!"
Went from crying to it drying right up
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Just had hard-boiled eggs with a pumpkin spice latte
No. 2177225
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>>2177203I like to bite the tippy tip of my tongue until it bleeds and I rip off a taste bud. the sour pain plus blood is so good.
No. 2180003
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seems like my body can't decide whether to puke or shit
No. 2188931
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I want my boyfriend to be more verbal and like, moan-y when we have sex.
He's always made sounds and has given me some crazy-passionate sex in the past but now he's all stressed out and I'm not the main focus anymore.
I corrupted myself with porn since I was a young teenager. I just want him to say all these crazy dirty things to me during sex, but he has a hard time saying much at all unless I give him guidance on it. Crazy because a few years ago I never had to ask for him to talk me through it, but now he's quieter. I guess the honeymoon phase is over.
Logically I know i'm disillusioned, but I feel like it's my fault and I'm just not as desirable as I used to be.
No. 2189013
>>2187482Samefag, it turned into a pimple and I popped it. It didn't hurt very much but squeezing it did feel weird because you can feel the blood and pus coming out.
Also, I tried to post this before and my wi-fi went out just as I hit new reply…what does it mean??
No. 2193907
>>2193900Samefag here, a portable camping dunny will contain your shits so you can drop arse awhen needed.Failing that, a bucket with two bin liners in it and a pool noodle slit down its length to fit over the rim will work as a toilet.
LC ain't lettin' me bin my previous post for some reason so I'll dump this here.
No. 2197395
>>2194776I can also get one right after the other and yeah back to back cumming is addictive. You just don't want to stop. Otoh sometimes I'll go weeks without wanting to touch myself. I can get myself off whether I'm in the mood or not but when I'm not it's just mechanical, nothing is actually sexy.
>>2197368Keep trying. Going your whole life without having an orgasm sounds like torture.
No. 2198073
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I think my rose toy is coming in the mail tomorrow and , and I'm literally already fiending for it even though I've literally never used a rose before. This shit really might end up being as dangerous as everyone says it is.
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one time i was with my bf and i accidentally farted near his face while moving around, not a fart but more like a tiny poot
i wanted to die so badly
i immediately covered his face (thankfully it didn't smell) and we started laughing but me more from embarassment and him bc he thought it was a queef
yeah right, a queef,,, i kept silent and nodded lol i don't think he'll never notice, i think he doesn't even remember now but i'll keep it in my mind as one of my worst moments
it was my first time too, at least he made me orgasm
No. 2200276
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For as long as I can remember I've had this weird and specific complex about nails (both fingernails and toenails). I hate the left and right sides of the nail, where it folds into the skin, and whenever I can sense that part it drives me crazy and I have this intense sense of having something foreign embedded in my finger that needs to be removed (I don't actually believe this as a delusion, that's just how it feels).
Since I was a kid I'd truncate the sides to have a raw edge instead of letting the nail being tucked into the skin. On fingernails it's more subtle and just a slight snip off the corner, and I can tolerate having a slight free hanging edge (the tip of the nail) although I still need short nails. On toenails it's more extreme and I'll often pretty much cut off whatever isn't firmly stuck to the nail bed, resulting in a nail that's similar in height and width and a significant amount of exposed nail bed area. Many times I've removed entire small toenails.
Obviously it hurts afterwards but it's honestly not that bad? It's not like torture where they rip it off, if you do it slowly and carefully the smallest nails can be removed with minimal discomfort. The soreness afterwards still beats out the irritation of having the normal nail fold so it's satisfying in its own way because it makes it very clear that I don't have that fold. After the first day skin will grow over the nail bed until more nail material grows to cover it and that feels really nice… I'd probably be really content if I didn't have toenails and just had skin there. I've wondered if nails or portions of nails would stop growing back eventually since I destroy them so much but nothing weird has ever happened; if I grit my teeth and ignore how much it bothers me for a while, I can quickly regrow normal healthy nails.
I know it's pretty freaky but it honestly doesn't bother me that much. Nobody is looking at my feet and idc if my fingernails look kinda screwed up, it doesn't matter and I'm otherwise healthy and attractive. I dunno why this specific thing triggers me so much though, I don't have anxiety or mental illness in general and I've never heard of anyone else having a fixation like this? I guess it's a kind of BFRB although it doesn't fit the technical definition of the mental disorder since it doesn't meet the criterion of causing distress, since I simply don't care that it's considered weird and ugly by other people.
No. 2201950
>>2200725That happened to me for a while from using a vibe. I don't know why it started as it's not like I haven't used a vibe before, but I went through a stage of constantly peeing from cumming a few months ago. It feels amazing
When I was using the vibe I could cum a few times but not be 100% finished till the pee came out. Like I just felt this build up inside of me that had to come out. I had to start putting a towel down because it was happening that frequently.
It still happens now but not as often as it was before.
No. 2206352
>>2202698I guess I should word it better, I've felt arousal from needing to pee too but I thought you couldn't pee while actually stimulating your vagina.
Btw, I think all the pushing I was forced to do made me bleed so… I'm never putting myself through that again kek. It wasn't that good anyway, just intense. I didn't actually feel satisfied because the toy was so intense that it just kept prolonging whatever sensations I was having and I never really completed an orgasm.
No. 2214593
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>>2214589You can always start sunning.
No. 2215441
>>2214568It’s like earrings back. It just smells quickly because of dead skin cells. I also clean it with q tips and peroxide and dry it, it still doesn’t smell good, but not bad either I guess.
I actually discovered that yeah you should actually clean your belly button when I was randomly looking at it and decided to start to dig. It was so fucking disgusting and smelly kek. But the sensation of putting your finger there also makes me feel nauseous , I don’t know why.
No. 2217700
>>2216171I eat a lot more than I used to, however my diet is pretty shitty kek. It’s not
always pellets but for the most part, yeah. I used to always have constipation but that’s been switched out for tiny poops. I try to eat more fiber considering. What foods are the best (aside from rice) to get more girthy shits?
No. 2218175
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I've been trying to figure out why my vagina smells so familiar, I finally figured it out. It smells like the model magic clay, I've only used it like once but I guess the smell is stuck in my brain. It actually smells really good.
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Full offense, but the trannies' idea of girl horny makes no goddamn sense to me because when I masturbate and orgasm I shake like I'm having a grand mal seizure and make down syndrome retard noises. One time I went at it a little too hard and bashed my head into my wall.
No. 2227153
>>2223838>>2223954I'm not bleeding nearly as much as when I'm on my period though when that happens, a panty liner is usually enough for that but there are months when I need a pad just for one day instead because a panty liner isn't enough. I can't get a new gp for that right now, they're all too busy right now with a whooping cough epidemic so it would take me at least one month to get an appointment, and several gynecologists said they didn't see anything wrong. All I remember is that spottings started happening when I just recovered from covid.
>Tranny larp confusing periods with spottingAt this point I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being a tranny or my doctor and I really don't care. I mentioned ultrasounds but I didn't have any other tests after that one so maybe the gynecologists were neglectful, who knows.
No. 2227156
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my bf got me into dbz and consequently i am really into vegeta and now he's slightly jealous that i keep fangirling over him and his stupid sexy hairline. but i think if i don't stop then in the long run my bf will develop vegeta personality traits so i'm just not gonna stop
No. 2227163
>>2227156heroic
nonny, i had a crush on goku when i was little.
No. 2227178
>>2227156holy shit are you me kek, also recently got into db because of my bf constantly comparing it to naruto,
shounenslop i also really like, and i wanted to see how the comparisons hold up for myself. Now I cant stop myself from reading old goku/vegeta doujins
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>>2227178how could they do this to us nonna??? honestly its their own fault. they should've known better. if they like the characters so much knowing how harmless they are then why wouldn't we like them just as much if not more KEK
No. 2227198
>>2227153How old are you? Make an appointment with another doctor even if it’s a month from now. When you see her tell her you’re worried about it and it’s starting to affect your daily life so you want to make absolutely certain it’s not something serious. Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already) and if not ask why she’s so certain it isn’t anything serious.
What you’re describing still sounds like it’s within the bounds of normal (one of my sisters has to triple up her panty liners sometimes).
No. 2227299
>>2227156KEK, love you
nonny>>2227171>are we just hypnotized by his bad boy charms?I don't think it's just because he's a "bad boy", Vegeta is one of the best male tsunderes ever and some of his most iconic moments are when he cries, it's only natural he'd be super popular with women.
No. 2227315
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>>2227156It's Future Trunks for me.
No. 2227524
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>>2227156you QUEEN
nonny. i hope your boyfriend achieves vegeta levels of tsundere cuteness.
No. 2227525
>>2227198I'm 30 right now. So I started having this issue when I was 26/27 more or less, but as I said it doesn't happen every month, it's more like half of the time.
>Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already)I'm a virgin so gynecologists refused to give me a pap smear. That's the reason why I did ultrasounds back then but it's been a few years so maybe results could be different right now. I'll see what I can do.
No. 2229740
>>2229721so sorry for your UTI, they are the worst
how long have you had this one for?
No. 2230572
>>2229721I can handle any and all types of pain but a UTI makes me seethe to no end. Go get some antibiotics
nonnie, if you can. I also recommend bearberry tea, it doesn't cure it but it helps with the symptoms.
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>>2231713And then you turn around to see who groped you and you’re met with this. So hot.
No. 2235138
>>2233661Update: I had a horny dream that
like a dozen men were visiting me one by one in a hotel room and having sex with me but I would refuse to look at them and faced away. I was doing this willingly. The sensation still felt great though this idea is not hot at all to me IRL so WTF. Maybe only the idea of the sensation is appealing.
Am I possessed by a demon? Why did I have this dream??
No. 2239943
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My vagina started leaking watery discharge after my period. I can feel it dripping down my legs. If it soaks through my pants I’m killing myself.
No. 2239952
>>2239943I feel guilty for enjoying your post so much
gl
No. 2241127
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I've been on prozac 20mg for less than a month, and while I still get horny, it's becoming difficult to orgasm. I didn't believe people when they said it causes sexual issues.
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My mom just caught me reading smut but she pretended like she didn't see anything. Embarrassing but it dug up a memory I wish I could wipe from my mind for good. When I was a teen and still living with my grandma, she loved crotcheting especially amigurumi dolls and sometimes she would put them in my room. She onced made a cute pair of twins and I would use either one them and stuff their face in my pussy and pretend it was one of my husbandos eating me out. I was horny and had no toys so I didn't think it was a bit deal. I would usually clean their faces with some wet wipes and a little bit of alcohol and it looked ok. At some point I stopped cleaning them right after using them cause whats the point, she hardly ever looked at the dolls after making them and tossing them in my room. Well one day, she came to my room to talk to me about something and she had for some reason to pick one of the twins. The doll was clearly stained with cum. When she saw it, she paused, her face dropped, put it back, and kept talking to me like nothing happened. I felt so ashamed at that moment.If it was a piece of clothing or a sex toy, whatever but it was one of the dolls she spent hours making. If you caught your grandaughter doing this shit would you think she is a degenerate? I'm thankful that she didn't say anything but I still wonder what she thought at that moment.
No. 2246439
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>>2246311anon what the fuck is wrong with you
No. 2246903
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>been into sudoku and similar puzzles games a lot lately
>play increasingly higher difficulties of sudoku whenever i'm waiting for something or not sure what to do
>masturbating the other night
>close my eyes
>sudoku grids appear and my autist brain starts solving them instead of focusing on orgasming
>it keeps happening if i don't force myself to think about the fantasy i had in my head
No. 2254516
>>2254320When I lived with my parents my mom installed a fountain in the living room so I stopped spending time in it and the salon (sitting room? lounge? the room where you socialise with guests) connected to it because the trickling sound would make me want to pee
I now have a cat that doesn't like to drink from a bowl but prefers running water. I understand that it's a self-preservation instinct. But I'm not getting a cat fountain that'll make me want to pee all the time when I enter that space. I let him jump on the sink and drink from the faucet
No. 2256809
>>2256512You need a flange/flared base on anything you stick up your butt
nonnie. Let discount NCIS Abby tell you all about it.
No. 2257189
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whenever my bush gets long enough to coil into one small curl i can't help but see picrel in it
No. 2257779
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>>2257113Have you tried period panties nonna? I don’t have a big flow but I like to wear them during the night and I wear boxers on top of them.
No. 2257791
>>2256512Should you not use something with a base kek, that’s how you end up in the hospital like thsoe scrotes with remotes and coke cans up their ass.
>oh I just slipped! With your ass wide open and naked sure kek. Nonna do you want to experience that kind of humiliation?
No. 2259965
>>2259956Let's tango,
nonnie. I'm bored too.
No. 2265924
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I'm finally in the acceptance phase that fluoxetine is killing my pussy. Last night I stopped after a few minutes of trying to masturbate and accepted that it wasn't going to work. I just wish two things…1. that fluoxetine would also just get rid of the horny feelings. 2. That it would hurry up and fix my brain as fast as it broke my pussy.
No. 2266584
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>>2266571You fucked a MIDGET?! Yeah, this really is the TMI thread.
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Idk why anon deleted it. Live in your truth.
No. 2266618
>>2266608So glad you saved it, thank u
>>2266611Mods are hot and cold lately, but how many times were you baiting? Honest question kek