/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Following the Joy Sparkle BS drama is like weathering a blizzard full of snowflakes. This thread is for discussion of all the lolcows Joy's drama has uncovered but doesn't necessarily belong in her thread. Discussion should involve one of the people listed below and can be about anything they have said or done. New people may be added IF they have been in some sort of drama with Joy but are not big or lulzy enough to warrant their own thread.

Introducing the cast of characters that make up Joy's herd of cows:

1. The DO5 Crew
• Rose Hall Joy's big charity case, the bipolar biological mom of Emma & Cody. She has a sketchy Gofundme people are starting to question. https://www.gofundme.com/save-cody-and-emma
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2CQISl7tIZYAmG25-flsg
Twitter @Reds9876
• Mike & Heather Martin, the parents responsible for the DaddyOfive channel where they film themselves pulling abusive "pranks" on their children for money & views, Joy has made almost 100 videos about them (yes this means you can discuss DaddyOFive drama in this thread)
DO5 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8lV8KIVWvfsaqOi_d3Wu3w
MO5 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHckarmEbuCogN98ezY2oSQ
• Based Mama got involved with the DO5 situation by locating Rose's lawyer Tim Conlon. Made a video calling Joy a crazy bitch and said she didn't care if Joy died in a fire.
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new thread for ultimate not-like-other-girls FAS-boxxy attention whore shoe0nhead and her gynecomastia bf armored grocery

highlights from the last thread:

>>june shows her true ana chan nature by sperging out over being compared to a normal-looking woman, meanwhile her boyfriend jerks off to thicc camwhores and traps on twitter.

>>her insecurity is proven further as she lies about her measurements to seem more curvy, huge hypocrite about women's bodies vs her C-cupped second trimester bfs.

>>celebrates christmas by making a very original 'dumb feminists lul' video and worshipping grocery's chode

let's see how pathetic she will get in 2018 as she comes closer and closer to 30!

links:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead
https://www.youtube.com/user/Shoe0ffHead
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I'm surprised she doesn't have a thread yet..
I guess she harassed some blogger and claimed the screen caps taken were photo shopped? And then did some major backpedaling for saying her followers are annoying (yknow the ones she essentially makes bank off of to afford her cheap Chinese clothes)

Jaquie Blake Beckwith, AKA chronically_jaquie, is one of the general Munchausen's/OTT thread’s (current thread >>>/snow/470812) Munchie Queens.

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chronically_jaquie
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/helper_dog_harlow
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKaX0dQwEUgTafzCZ2yEjUQ
new Google Doc spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/d/1NSkEmPhXjkaO2q0MjJ3NUAPwwZv7tGff2VCJrOUp598/edit#gid=0

- She has a Patreon for people to pay her to be "sick".
- She appears to have maybe? a few genuine illnesses, but overall contradicts herself 99% of the time.
- She has two newly-separated button tubes but shoves crap food into her pie hole most of the day. Claims she cannot tolerate her formula, and has to get a special type, but can eat fried crap.
- She has a service dog (Harlow) who does tasks that she is quite capable of doing (like grabbing a blanket across the room).
- Her service dog does not get worked the way a service dog should.
- She will not respond to messages online (except on her Patreon) because of "safety issues" (though we're pretty sure it's because she wants money to talk to her).
- She will not allow people to send her mail because she is too sick.
- Refers to herself as a "genetic anomaly".
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Can we have a thread about this enigma?

She's a shitposter that has been trolling /cgl/ for many months now and causes the posters there to lose their fucking minds. She constantly gets banned, but uses a VPN and dynamic IP (? probably) to get around it.

Many people have tried to discover the identity of HWC, to no real avail.

What we do know about her:

>she lives in Japan, but probably isn't originally from there
>is married to a man 14 years her senior that makes good money so she doesn't have to work and instead stays home all day
>she has an ED, possibly the reason she doesn't want kids (anorexic)
>she is supposedly mixed-race
>she shitposts on /cgl/ and /x/ all day, every day because she's very bored with her unfulfilling life
>she is supposedly a daily Lolita
>she hates the brand Metamorphose Temps de Fille
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previously a punk kid who became a pansexual buddhist lolita lifestyler
>quit because of bullies and LACE drama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxz0QVfggik)
>history of self harm, ED and severe anxiety
>has a legitimate shopping problem which she justifies by making an ungodly amount of haul videos
>broke up with 2-year boyfriend to date their best friend (and her other best friend's ex) whom she 'loved all along' and 'makes her believe in love at first sight' (Who broke up with her)
>can't participate in jfashion communities because 'muh rules & restrictions'
>creates her OWN japanese street fashion called Party Kei
>Went to Japan to prove to herself she wanted to study fashion design
>was basically a two week shopping spree
>home again and struggling to keep up with making videos
>quitting her jobs to follow ~dream~ of being a fashion designer in Japan
>still lying about making 'enough money to pay rent' (while asking Louise for $$) and about being supportive to her followers
>interviewed by cbc.ca about internet popularity in her basement room
>"would call herself lesbian if she wasn't dating someone with a dick"
>started streaming on younow for money
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Previous threads hit bump limit.
>>39939
>>87648

Although @thefitveganginger instagram is still gone and @thehappylittleginger remains private, Anna has re-emerged on Facebook. She now claims to have cystic fibrosis, pending the results of genetic tests.
http://archive.is/ZzDqe

Is there any more truth to this than her many other implausible health claims? Will she ditch her vile concoctions and comply with the recommended high fat, high calorie, high-sodium diet? Only time will tell!

I didn't see one in the catalog, but can we have a thread discussing mom bloggers/vloggers/forum moms and stuff of that sort?

I found Katie, alias 'Wellness Mama', years ago and at first I thought some of her recipes and cleaning tips were chill until she started going way overboard with pseudoscience and this incessant need to deem every little thing as toxic and cancerous. Right down to getting an organic mattress and walking around her home with blue light blocker glasses on all night, telling people grains are slowly killing them, all while simultaneously putting up a recipe on her website for chocolate covered bacon and homemade cheese chips..

I get wanting to minimize the amount of harmful shit we bring into our homes nowadays, but she and many other crunchy/paleo moms take it to sickening extremes. I feel like Katie forgets that not everybody has Hashimoto's disease like she does so we don't need to go insane in our day to day lives.

When she's been asked to provide citations for her "findings", she's been known to link her own website or the Bible or the Weston A. Price Foundation. Any comments ever criticizing Katie are deleted, if not immediately then shortly after.

so, this annoying tiny ginger (philomena sheahan, aka missgucciwitch on youtube/insta/twitter) helped get WWE pro-wrassler enzo amore shitcanned by crying wolf (aka "rape"/buyer's remorse, because she didn't want daddy finding about her doing coke and banging rando dudes). she's cried rape before, and made up a pregnancy two years ago to scam some poor dude.

and it gets even better! she's drug that paragon of taste TOOPOOR into all this drama, claiming that layla shapiro and her friend set her up to get raped. tons of lulz…

www.fightful.com/enzo-amore-accused-rape

seems she has a pay-only snapchat (linked in twitter)… anyone have any pics from it? $40 for pic of her tiny ass is 40 bucks i can spend on soap to was the guilt away. suprised no one has asked about this yet. i want noodz of her skinny benzo'd out ass, now.

https://twitter.com/missgucciwitch
https://www.youtube.com/user/phillichristina
https://www.instagram.com/missgucciwitch/(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

20 December marks the first anniversary of Joy Sparkle BS on YouTube, who burned brilliantly like a comet before burning out entirely. We're down to powdered milk, as Joy has largely gone to ground with her echo chambers of 50-odd Patreon supporters and a handful of rabid Twitterati. Still, better to have at thread and not need it than need it and not have it. Would the last person to leave the thread please turn off the lights?

Summary of Thread 14:

The last thread began with a few posts from Family Member anons about the first emergence of "the manic, hoodie wearing, frizzy haired Kati" around the age of 19.

Robert 'Poppy' Hall asked Joy to fox-trot oscar and intimated that a no contact order was being prepared. (And after all she did for them. No good deed goes unpunished, I guess.)

Mikenactor reposted his 'Why I Hate Mr Repzion' video, prompting Joy to post in the comments and declare her departure from YouTube as the result of targeted harrasment, threats, toxicity - the usual - and a renewed interest in Getting Better (TM).

It was revealed Joy drifts in and out of her Patreon streams, largely leaving the faithful to chatter amongst themselves. Joy took to YouNow largely as an excuse to drift into Jaclyn Glenn's stream and blow smoke up her arse, hinting that she might reveal her Medical Tests (TM) on a channel like Jaclyn's, and that she may create a new channel by June 2018 (by which point she hopes to weigh 105 pounds). Mercury and aluminum run through her veins alongside copper, she's having her thyroid retested and has decided to get off the Prednisone.

Everyone's favourite charity case, who'd be bankrupt (again) without the support of her patrons offered to by Keemstar a Christmas present because she too understands how it feels to have people take advantage of your generous and selfless nature. Bless.

While Cy was enjoying a well earned holiday, irritated fans took to Twitter to challenge Joy's contradictions, and various 'you and what army' threats were made. Everyone's favourite spergleberry Stiles managed to get himself banned from Twitter and excommunicated from the Church of Joy, RussiaBunny quietly admits to lying about Alex cheating her of $400, a real shitstorm. Great summary at >>425454.
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