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No. 901694[Reply]

idk how forums work so sorry if i somehow mess up formatting or something.

anyway, theres this guy, "dr harrison sachs", and he certainly is something. at first i thought he was a bot. if you look him up on amazon it all just seems like ai generated essays, however if you read some of them (like how k-12 teachers are overpaid or abt hasbro action figures) there is an actual person with how specific the opinions are, even though most use the exact same format with the exact same words and phrases.

he also has a trilogy of fantasy books abt the multiverse that certainly are something. It, along with a lot of his essays actually, have an audiobook format which I think is wild.

however, i was informed that he also has a youtube and twitch where he uses the same type of language when talking. Most of his streams only have 0-1 view, of him just rambling. bc of how similar it is, he's gotta write the essays himself


https://www.twitch.tv/epicnessunleashedcontent(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 901695

Most of his yt videos on his "global educator" channel dont have any views, he pumps out multiple a day, and his intro is "prepare to be bedazzled" and all of those combined makes for a viewing experience at 2am that's wild.

but he also has so many other channels, either inactive or deleted, like his doctorepicness channel from about 5 years ago where he seems a lot healthier to me, and then it ends with him starting a raw vegan diet that he is still doing today if his twitch stream titles have anything to say.

then there's his channel from 6 years ago that he presumably abandoned for the other one, and man im going numb after watching him talk at the void for so lnog

I can keep going, like how his goodreads page has reviews abt some dr ojamo in nigeria who cures herpes, or how he wrote his college thesis on yt letsplays and how you can actually read the paper on ebsco, but idk i think this is enough info for now if you want to experience him.



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No. 888656[Reply]

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
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No. 898172

>>898146
I never expected an LJ camgirl saga but I guess this where it's come to. Maybe this was Laur's plan after all. Lilz did have plenty of pictures she posted with bare feet before.

No. 898174

>>898018
I've had schizophrenic episodes that have made more sense than this shit did. I thought the anons saying it was footfag bait were overreacting until I watched it, Jesus Christ. The goblins really did lose that last ounce of shame, huh?

No. 898183

>>898172
Honestly I think Lillee and Laur have been flirting with the idea for years. Look at all the times Lillees sexualized a cosplay for a cartoon. She’s literally posted pictures of herself in no bra with sheer fabric shirts and you could see EVERYTHING.

That plus the fact she’s insanely horny and shows it but has no outlet, I think she’ll get there eventually.

No. 898189

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Very elegant

No. 898211

new thread >>898210



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No. 886620[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>879844
Websites: https://momokun.co/
https://peachycollective.co/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/peachygirlmomo
https://twitter.com/momokunco
https://twitter.com/ThePeachyCo_
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/momokun
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: momoku.n, mariahmallad (currently down/banned), mmallad.jpg (formerly btsmomokun, xmariahmalladx), the ragdollranch (formerly mariahthecatlady, momoscats), momokun.co (currently down), peachycollective.co
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xmomokunx (Banned)
Camversity: https://www.camversity.com/MariahMallad/profile (Old, deleted)
Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/mariahmallad (Inactive)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/momokuncosplay
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No. 897931

>>897925
trolling is incorrect. it's trawling.

No. 897946

Next thread pic candidates??

No. 897951

Yknow its tragic asf low-key most ppl moos age are already married, or dating long term. She just tries to pay for a bf n chick's almost thirty lmao if she wasn't such a shithead id feel bad for her

No. 897957

>>897951
Okay, Handmaiden.

No. 897959

>>886907
>>887117
>>889861
>>889946
>>890681
>>891125
>>891922
>>896012

>>897946
Not creative enough to come up with something but I got a kick out of these faces kek.

Also scrolling back through I didn't realize how quickly her recent phases were. The guitar was just the beginning of this thread and the witchy Wednesday Addams skinwalk was only a couple months ago. Girl gives me whiplash, jfc.



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No. 895458[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

Previous Thread: >>892765
Image Credit: >>894114

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
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No. 897634

>>897573
Knowing her luck her dad will leave her a comfortable inheritance so she’s probably counting the days

No. 897637

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No. 897641

>>897634
You think he's not going to die of a wasting illness like cancer? Something that drains your savings. That's how he's going to go. If he goes into a nursing home they will seize his apartment and sell it to cover what medicare won't. Tuna is getting shit out of him.

No. 897644

>>897617
lol the awkward unnatural pics showing off the tatt happening again



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No. 864461[Reply]

Vicky is a middle aged scratcher from Buttfuck Nowhere, Hicksville, Canada with an exhaustive recorded history of stealing deposits, cancelling appointments, and giving disastrous mangled tattoos to her clients. One of the reasons why this thread exists is to warn anyone who happens to Google her name prior to getting a tattoo from her.

Vicky is also a washed up “scene queen” who likes spending her free time reliving her glory days on MySpace by getting hammered and posting poorly shopped thirstpics and embarrassing videos on her various personal and “professional” social media accounts. She then posts the resulting DMs she gets from random horny old men and neckbeards, the sorts of DMs normal women ignore or are repulsed by, seemingly as proof of her desirability - despite, of course, being perpetually single for pretty much her entire adult life.

Vicky exhibits a plethora of curious behaviours such as pretending to be British, pretending to be wealthy, pretending to be a super-fit ninja, pretending to be educated, pretending to be a model and pretending to be the one and only woman who likes/does "X", and of course, pretending to be unbothered by criticism.

Latest milk:

> still has a boyfriend she’s too embarrassed to post online that she calls “G” Someone has pitted him as a guy 10 years her junior named “Gabriel” >>>/pt/


> has started working out of her cat piss infested apartment cause she lost her tattoo shop.

> continues to talk badly about OF girls >>>/pt/841230 cause she “morals” even though she continues to steal deposits, and posts close ups of her vagina on tiktok and fb.

>>> tattoo updates still being shared to show how badly her tattoos age. >>>/pt/841553 >>>/pt/846147


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No. 897802

>>897761
Weird how she was dropping numerous thirst traps, feeling “ Mabey sometimes good, mabey sometimes shit” but she starts dating her ex .. or new guy and she’s too lazy to work again.

No. 897805

>>897761
How can you post about yourself in the third person like this and not immediately die of embarrassment

No. 897823

>>897761
LMAO I’m ESL and my command of the English language is better than hers. She’s a literal retard. Imagine getting to the age 40 in a developed country and being this illiterate

No. 897830

NEW THREAD

>>>/pt/897829

No. 897892

>>875718
It wasn't this picture but this does remind me of the one where she openly admitted to using CGI effects



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No. 892765[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

Previous Thread: >>890360
Image Credit: KF via >>890356

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
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No. 895455

>>895453
I mean, she is fat, and if she wants to change her weight the answer isn’t trying to starve until she binges a bunch of junk, but might as well tell a tree that

No. 895456

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No. 895457

>>895373
I also thought the
>get off your damn phone
Was from lurch… she's messaging with someone else she met and he's mad about it

No. 895459

New thread, losers (jk I love you bitches)
>>>/pt/895458
>>>/pt/895458
>>>/pt/895458
>>>/pt/895458

No. 895603

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when i was a junkie i got so high i couldn’t make it. luma will not understand the pain i had to go through lol(livejournal.com)



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No. 890360[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

Previous Thread: >>887951
Image Credit: >>889686

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
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No. 892763

>>892762
Where did I call her andro? She has a fat hip and upper legs and large (but deflated) tits. Her head looks tiny to her body. Dramatic doesn't mean andro in Soft Dramatic. Do the examples of Soft Dramatics look andro to you?
Also, it's not that deep. Is just some system to help people how to dress if they have no clue what suits them.

No. 892764

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No. 892772

>>892730
The only thing she's 'restricting' is her filter use.

No. 892783

>>892628
Fucking junkies crying when people point out the effects of long-term opiate abuse. Give it a rest already



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No. 847522[Reply]

A thread for further discussion of Chris-Chan in light of recent developments.

For those new to Christory, GenoSamuel has an extended documented history, found here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm



To briefly recap, on 30 July a recorded phone call of Chris admitting to raping his senile 80-year-old mother. He has also stolen money from her. He has since been arrested and is being held on incest charges.
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No. 891252

>>890724
>muh russia(muh not-saged post)

No. 891253

>>890724
Kiwifarms getting blamed for dumb shit that happened on 4chan and garbage posts made by sockpuppet accounts that got deleted by mods. In a sense, it's another garbage "gamergate" moment where a bunch of dumbasses get exposed for doing meanhearted shit by a bunch of dumbasses they were exposing for doing meanhearted shit. Everyone loses, both sides are massive fucking retards, and now we can't use the fucking CWCki.

No. 892008

So how is Chris' case going?

No. 892361

>>892008
AFAIK:
Chris' case, last I checked, was listed as a deferred disposition (VA lawfags may know what that is), and the case review date was set for sometime in August 2023.

No. 893089

>>885198
not when you account for the age of the mother… old men and young women has no autism risk



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No. 887951[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

Previous Thread: >>885671
Image Credit: >>886057

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”

>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet how vile it is to do so
>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera
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No. 890357

>>890288
Serving 7-11 customer buying Bang, Swisher Sweets, and smokes at 3am

No. 890359

>>890338
hot damn anon

No. 890361


No. 890362

>>890338
What a fancy place, no wonder Tuna Squarol feels like on another planet…

No. 890396

>>890310
Traumacore literally doesn't have a healthy supportive community. It's full of anorexic enablers who make BPD into a competition and pretend they're coping kek



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No. 882127[Reply]

If you’re new, please make sure you read https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting

24 year old “family friendly pet mom” YouTuber, her insane controlling mother, and her obsession with mental health and addiction recovery advocacy.

Previous thread: >>>/pt/866219

The basics:

>Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after “rehoming” them. Fails to give proper enclosures to many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.

>Taylor left sober living after rehoming around 12 of her pets to be “back with her animals” living at her mother’s house, her animals all seem to be crammed into one room and taken care of by her mother.
>Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.
>Taylor has established a pattern of promising to upload, and making terrible excuses relating to poor internet connection or tech issues, or flat out vanishing for weeks to months, returning to announce another come back video which is totally coming

Taylor’s Social Media Links:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/taylorndean
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No. 889756

>>889737
>>889742
Was just gonna say this! You can see where she blurred them out on face tune. She must do this do all of her photos now. Not like it wasn't confirmed before that she was on drugs but definitely for sure now. Inb4 meth posting paragraph saying ~it's acne~

No. 889762

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>>889742
her face reminds me of this

No. 889766

>>889721
olaplex sucks ass. don’t get all your hair info from social media.

No. 889768

>>889740
What happened to this week?

No. 889769

>>889742
First thought on my mind



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