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Is she a lolcow?

Before anyone accuses me of being a gamergator or whatever, I just want to criticize her style choices. Why would someone think this is an ok modeling pic? Seriously this bra is fug.

can we talk about "subliminals" ? mainly the youtube and amino fanbase.
>its about people who think listening to music with subliminal affirmations will change their faces/body/attract stuff(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread yet. (or maybe I missed it)

http://instagram.com/tracihines
https://www.youtube.com/user/TraciJHines

Psychotic and overbearingly Christian, Traci Hines (formerly Traci Oden) dubs herself as "The Real Life Ariel" and "Hipster Ariel". Traci enjoys lying to people about having been employed by Disney to show up at D23 and when she worked as a party princess, as well as scheduling meet and greets with herself to sign autographs at California Disney as well as local Starbucks. She enjoys trying to steal thunder from actual cast members, making shitty music on Youtube, shoving her religion onto you, and acting like she's the only person who can ever be a Disney Princess.

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
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Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.

Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behavior. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as antisemitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake pr
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
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for the past 2 years I've been watching cyraxx. consuming his retardation.

He is genuinely the most retarded person ive ever met

i HAVE to contact him, he so entertaining. I have to troll him. i have to experience this amount of pure stupidity first hand

i know what im getting myself into

PLEASE does anyone have any way to contact him?

phone number disocrd anything
Hes genuinely the most retarded person ive ever met(retard)

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>Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/TroyLightGriffinBacon

>Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@newbeinghypnosis

>Website:https://www.newbeinghypnosis.com/

Troy is one of the funniest human beings I have ever observed on the internet. An ethereal engineer and galactic ambassador certified by the Hypnosis Motivation Institute, Master Bacon, posts the finest organic dairy almost everday through Facebook, Youtube, and his website.

Have a sample:

>"Tonight, I was parallel parking and doing it right. Before I finished parking someone drove up and parked right next to me. In the street, with their emergency lights on.
They were doing a DoorDash delivery.

I am fine with such delivery drivers parking properly and not causing an obstruction. But when they park next to parked cars and block them in, that is not acceptable.
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Copied a few elements from KF'S thread because I can't make a thread for my life (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-yaniv-jessica-yaniv-trustednerd-trustednerd-com-jy-knows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/)

Jonathan Gill Yaniv (born 12 June 1987) is a man from Surrey, BC, who says he is a tranny but makes no effort to look like anything other than a fat incel.

In March 2018 Jonathan contacted 18 female waxers who advertised bikini waxes to ask them to wax his she-penis and balls, saying that he was a woman. Most of the women declined due to him not actually having female genitalia. Due to their refusal, he decided to file lawsuits against said women under Canada's Human Rights law for 2.5k a piece.

However, one of the woman who he filed a lawsuit against decided to look into him, and outted him as Johnathan Yaniv.
They also found some of Jonathan's creepy social media caps, so they filed to cancel Jonathan's anonymity. In response, Jonathan dropped that one lolsuit, but left the other fourteen.

That aside, Johnathan is also known for being a racist, predatory, autistic creep.

>Racism
People who follow JY knows that he has an issue against "certain type of people" (See: Muslims and Brown people) he has stated that one of the reasons he has joined an all-female gym is due to immigrants "who gawk, judge, and aren't the cleanest of people" and has stated that there will be no immigrant women in those female gyms because of the gym clothes they have to wear, and so he'll be safe there.
(Know that a lot of the people who refused to #waxhisballs are also brown women)
He has tweeted at cooperates complaining about immigrants not giving him proper service because he's trans (and totally not because he's a creepy weirdo in a prom dress)
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