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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH) is a wannabe costhot who was never attractive at any point and has started to whore out his tiddies to fund his lifestyle. His wife, Taylor/Laineybot/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat, is a transtrender and beauty guru with no makeup-knowhow or personality.

A brief summary of the Onion saga:

- Washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since
- Runs a host of different channels, the most notorious being OnisionSpeaks where he often rages about his current relationships, people he's jealous of, and YouTube.
- Notorious for making videos where he rates and mocks women's bodies of volunteers from his forum, some of which are still high school students
- Nowadays spends most of the day yelling at his supporters while simultaneously begging for cash due to YouTube demonitizing most of his content

A brief summary of the Laineybot saga:

- Started dating LGH when she was 17 and he was 27 in mid-2012. 1-month after publicly dating, the happy couple got married in a secret ceremony
- Gave birth to two of LGH's children
- Partially due to manipulation from LGH to start relationships with women so LGH can have sex with the new member without it being cheating, Lainey considers herself bisexual and transgender and attempts pursuing other women to date
- Makes videos on her Beautybot channel where she makes videos about her makeup routines but instead showcases her severe lack of any skill or personality
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Join us for the ongoing saga of 41-year-old horrorcow Raven (née Diana) Dawn Sparks and her 31-year-old future husband #5 Josh Bradley in their barren Love That Was More Than Love Shack mobile home in rural Saluda, South Carolina.

Raven originally achieved notoriety for her outrageous horror goth appearance and exhibitionism, her immature and aggressively defensive demeanor which alienates everyone in her life, and her relationship with husband #4 Logan who was 16-years-old and 19 years her junior when they became engaged and was a school friend of her son Dorian who is 8 months older. She has disowned her son after subjecting him to a childhood of neglect and many years of emotional abuse.

Each successive relationship is The One™ which will rescue her from her terrible life and give her a "fresh start." Several of her relationships began while she was still married to and, in some cases, financially supported by the previous husband. She has moved across several states and twice overseas to be with men whom she met online. Once she is established in a new relationship she is quick to denigrate the last with accusations of neglect and abuse despite having been the manipulator, an example of how she continually rewrites her personal history to feed her narcissism and validate her victimhood.

Her addiction to finding new love is closely rivaled by her addiction to acquiring new pets, toys, and clothes which she soon abandons in her hoard (or rehomes in the case of her pets) once their novelty has worn off.

As in real life, she exhibits her Jekyll/Hyde personality online: superficially sweet to her sycophantic followers and crassly vitriolic to anyone who dares to disagree with her. An overwhelming number of her Youtube videos are rants directed at people whom she perceives as having crossed her and at "the haters" on lolcow and Kiwi Farms.

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Laineybot and Gay Husband Onion - Grayscale Hentai Break Edition

Onion continues to be embarrassed by his disgusting mess of carrot hair and changes his video to black and white to hide his insecurity. In videos where he just uses color-correction, he makes his hair look piss yellow.

Onion constantly makes lengthy posts telling his haters to stop watching him, as he slowly strives to make his followers unquestioning yes men a la Sicesca.

Onion makes a video about girls he's into. Highlights include insisting he's a Dom, liking black girls, and liking homewreckers.

Sam explains in a private discord some of her stranger interactions with Onion, namely him hugging her and asking if she was wearing a thong, to insisting she sit with him on his bed right next to each other even though there was a chair in the room.

The unhappy couple post a vid titled "Is My Marriage Happy", where Lainey's result is she's unhappy in the marriage and Greg's result is he's happy. Grug constantly interrupts Lainey to talk about himself. Gurg also believes "fapping is so emotional cheating".

Anons speculated about a correlation between the cold sores on Lainey's and Gurgle's mouths to herpes.

Anons speculated about the true value of Lainey's rings, as her first ring was sold to a fan for $700. Meanwhile, Lainey bought 2 silicone wedding rings as replacements.
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Batshit Transvestite Hardcore Vegan Feminist "Speciesist"… unintentionally hilarious, takes him/herself very seriously. Talks in extremely badly butchered English, definitely a HF-Autist and very trollable.

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Also known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420
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>previously also known as howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420
>21 yr old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Gets by acting like a lost soul online
>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun
>She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy
>has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life.
>romanticizes the hell out of her nasty addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>"i'm not trying to be courtney love!"
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http://darceygrowsup.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/being-45-year-old-lolita-part-1.htm
http://www.donotlink.com/framed?696506
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The second link should work, if not, here is the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzSVLYS-HZE
"A tutorial of sorts from a 45 year old Lolita. A plea to reach for the stars and stop dressing up as pre-pubescent young girls. Find your role models and aspire to be something better. "

So I've seen this article has been rustling quite a few Lolita jimmies, and upon reading it I understand why.

A 45-year-old woman discusses Lolita fashion and Japan as if she knows everything, enlists Venus Angelic as a fashion icon, and tries to do kawaii doll makeup, whilst failing horribly and inciting the well known argument that "Lolita is for PEDOPHILES!!!"

How do you feel about this article, lolcow? Is this woman a Lolcow in the making? Do you think that all Lolitas are age-play fetishist pedophiles, or is it just clothes? What do you think of Venus Angelic's popularity in the media as a "Living Doll" and the posterchild of Lolita, even if she doesn't even wear it? Are you a Lolita, and how do you feel about this article?