/ot/ - Britbong Thread #3

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Anonymous 08/07/24 (Wed) 10:17:03 PM No. 2126262

>>2123880
Yeah that happened but in what way does that give you the right to create rape gangs and attack them? Get over it, most of the people had nothing to do with that shit. It's gross trying to blame the citizens instead of the government using their tax dollars to go and invade your countries without their permission anyways, blame the retarded politicians and stop watering down their country. I wish burgerfats had this much rebellious spirit that the britbongs are having now, all we do is just protest for a bunch of inbred people being bombed by other inbred people who are slightly paler than them thousand of miles away from us

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:01:56 AM No. 2126765

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Brexit is a gift that keeps on giving lolololol.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 11:50:04 AM No. 2126837

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Last night I placed a £160 order. They have some really good offers on right now. I treated myself to three tubs of Jude's (3 for £10) and M&S Best Ever Trifle.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 05:24:54 PM No. 2127064

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I will buy every nonnie a Colin the Caterpillar cake if we can go 3 replies without migrants being mentioned

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 05:27:53 PM No. 2127069

>>2126837
that's a lot of money… i am beginning to descend into a deep mental darkness at the current price of shopping. i treated myself to a new flavour of mochi nonetheless. what else have nonnas been treating themselves to?

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 05:42:54 PM No. 2127075

>>2126837
Is Ocado really worth it compared to other grocery delivery services?

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 05:46:28 PM No. 2127078

Was just trying to do some chores and saw a big fuck off spider just crawling about the carpet like he owned the damn place. Scared the shit outta me. I was bare foot. I hate bugs

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 07:01:42 PM No. 2127159

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Yeah I know metro isnt a great paper but posting for anyone interested
https://metro.co.uk/2024/08/08/woman-first-shared-fake-southport-suspect-rumour-sparked-riots-arrested-21389346/

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 07:04:03 PM No. 2127166

>>2127078
I had one chilling on my shoulder earlier. Made me scream and I had to blow it off so it landed on the floor and I could go grab the kitchen roll for the swift extermination

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 07:18:31 PM No. 2127192

>>2127069
I've been sneaking magazines into the basket recently. There's barely anything interesting in them, but sitting quietly flicking through Grazia for a bit is giving me a nice nostalgia for "the good old days" of being more offline.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:09:21 PM No. 2127481

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Katie being messy and entertaining yet again kek

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:22:49 PM No. 2127501

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>>2127481
KEK at that headline, a classic heat magazine copywriting. She is so entertaining. She was the first of the reality stars though. I used to always watch hers and Peter Andre’s shows with my nan

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:26:00 PM No. 2127513

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>>2127481
Do you remember the drama from like 2009, where her husband the cage fighter Alex Reid had a female alter ego called Roxanne? kek

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:29:23 PM No. 2127524

>>2127513
Speaking for Alex Reid. This video of him giving his opponent a kiss makes me chuckle

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:37:48 PM No. 2127534

Only recently found out that boyfriend is related to limmy. Not only that, but I attended a funeral he was present at and I had no idea. Like nobody ever thought to tell me who this Brian they mention actually is.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:59:18 PM No. 2127553

Something I lowkey like is that you can see men partaking in a mutilating beauty standard trend that'll probably be considered super ugly down the line in Turkey teeth. I feel like this adherence to a surgical enhancement based beauty standard in British men is unique.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 11:03:21 PM No. 2127556

>>2127553
I think the "British people have bad teeth" memes are getting to them kek

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 11:59:53 PM No. 2127646

>>2127556
What I don’t get is how braces are literally free when you are under 18 in the UK. I don’t get how people’s teeth still be jacked up.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 12:19:43 AM No. 2127666

>>2127646
Braces are only reserved for scenarios that have an impact on ones health. If the problem is merely cosmetic, they don't give you them for free. In the US, teeth may look better on average, but that's because the system there is designed to extort as much money out of you as possible, so they focus far more on cosmetic procedures. If you look into it, dental health is actually worse on average in the US than it is in the UK kek. Americans just cover their shitty teeth with veneers and whitening treatments far more frequently than we do.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 01:27:25 AM No. 2127739

>>2127666
I had braces for less than a year and I got them for cosmetic reasons for free, my teeth wasn’t even really noticeably crooked. Maybe it was different back then but if British teeth are bad as people say, surely they should be able to get them sorted

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:05:11 AM No. 2128020

>>2127524
Bi men are so hot, fuck… I can't help it nonnies x

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:47:48 AM No. 2128059

>>2127481
>no talk of migrants or riots because we don’t want to hurt Muslim or EDL feefees! Let’s nitpick a washed up page 3 girl instead!

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:30:38 AM No. 2128094

>>2127534
was he surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny?

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 09:27:12 AM No. 2128129

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>>2127739
Picrel is the system the NHS uses, which is then also combined with ridiculously long waiting lists. It's no wonder people aren't getting them.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 10:12:21 AM No. 2128155

>>2127534
I love his cat

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 10:14:35 AM No. 2128157

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>>2128155
me too

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 10:21:23 AM No. 2128161

>>2128157
BOBBIIIIIII

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 11:09:17 AM No. 2128193

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Jesus Christ this feels so dystopian

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 12:08:20 PM No. 2128214

>>2128094
Witty. It was his dad's funeral so no not really full of the joys.
>>2128157
I actually don't know anything about him other than seeing his face posted and the falconhoof skit. Just weird to suddenly hear dropped in conversation this far into things. I have no doubt I'll probably never actually talk to him. A lot of family are a bit.. rough

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 01:57:37 PM No. 2128287

>>2127075
For me the biggest reason to shop with Ocado is that they have a wide range of premium cooking ingredients such as oils, spices and vinegars, that can be difficult to find elsewhere. I cook nearly all meals from scratch, so for me it's worth it.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:02:40 PM No. 2128291

>>2127075
IMO it's only worth it once in a while for a splurge. I tend to order from it at Christmas. it's definitely a bit pricey and there are rarely any good offers, but the quality is good.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:03:50 PM No. 2128294

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>>2128214

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:34:19 PM No. 2128339

>>2128294
Right over my head.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:37:13 PM No. 2128343

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Forgot to set my alarm and just woke up. No ones pinging me and I think I'm in the clear. I think my job might be a joke. I's almost 4pm. Wtf

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:50:57 PM No. 2128362

>>2126185
kek

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 02:52:06 PM No. 2128364

>>2127159
55? fuck me she looks good

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 03:03:22 PM No. 2128374

>>2128059
no, no talk of migrants because they are a plague irl and a plague on the previous thread

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 04:23:07 PM No. 2128463

do you anons prefer costa or Starbucks? I don't think I have ever had anything from Starbucks.. I don't like hot drinks, I love costa and their toasties so I think I am quite loyal to them. I also like hot chocolate from Cafe Nero

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 04:26:40 PM No. 2128467

>>2128059
>>2128374
> because we don’t want to hurt Muslim or EDL feefees!
That couldn't be further from the truth. I made the thread and I said it because migrant talk took at like 85% of the prev thread. They are insufferably everywhere irl and we should atleast have a bong space where we can talk about literally ANYTHING else

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 04:33:08 PM No. 2128471

>>2128343
Kekkkk, go enjoy your Friday, it's not like anyone cares. If anyone asks, you had IT issues.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 04:36:29 PM No. 2128474

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Why has this thread been so active lately? Are there people larping as British since the riot shit made the thread more active or something? There was not this many of us before I swear

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 04:48:33 PM No. 2128493

>>2128474
According to the last hellweek statistics, Bongs are the second largest group on LC after Amerifats.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:04:12 PM No. 2128521

>>2128471
Yeah no one messaged me all day. I got one email that I don't care to respond to. Fuck them Friday drinks time

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:11:19 PM No. 2128530

>>2128474
Definitely the riot shit and the overall issues with the migrant stuff.
>>2128059
Fuck you anon, bullying Katie Price is more fun.
>>2128463
Making me miss living the in Uk. Costa hands down has the best food items and better coffee.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:12:43 PM No. 2128532

>>2128463
Costa is infinitely superior.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:13:59 PM No. 2128533

>>2128493
Terf island and 'Murica W.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:39:44 PM No. 2128558

>>2128493
Second biggest English speaking country. Makes sense.
Also Lolcow domain is registered to a Brit

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:43:57 PM No. 2128562

>>2128059
Nonna, I posted both >>2127159 and >>2127481
so shut you're stupid trap. The Katie story is on national news now so its relevant but also amusing. Shes like sam hyde at this point, always getting away with it!

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:45:36 PM No. 2128565

>>2128558
Really? Owner is a bong?
>>2128562
She is fun to talk about, nothing has really been posted apart from articles anyway

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:47:06 PM No. 2128569

>>2128532
Costa is much better than Starbucks. The food selection is nicer imo

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:49:14 PM No. 2128572

Favourite Tracy Beaker character? (that isn't Tracy) mine was 'lol' I think it was short for Lawrence kek

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 05:49:54 PM No. 2128574

>>2128474
Could partly be that the male migrant thing is playing out pretty similarly in other countries atm (with their own riots happening too) so that's bringing em in

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 06:01:22 PM No. 2128582

>>2128193
the government says they are looking into bringing more laws for social media after all this

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 06:01:36 PM No. 2128583

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>>2128572
I loved how fucking savage Justine was kek. I also liked Mike, he was nice.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 06:11:11 PM No. 2128591

>>2128574
>>2128474
I think it was always just burgers who were pro-migrants and crying muh racism!!!!?! whenever they were mentioned. Because other euro countries have to deal with them too.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 06:59:33 PM No. 2128634

>>2128572
Mike probably, but I liked all the wellards, where is my maroon 5 cd?

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:39:09 PM No. 2128705

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>>2128634

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:44:57 PM No. 2128708

So much Tracy Beaker itt but does anyone remember the dream/musical episode?

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:47:20 PM No. 2128710

>>2128708
I was always weirdly attracted to dominatrix Cam in this

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:48:51 PM No. 2128713

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who read the book(s)? I loved jacqueline wilson's books so much as a kid. and now she is a based terf

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:49:44 PM No. 2128715

>>2128710
KEK her red nails curling around the door at the end gave me a bad dream irl
>>2128713
Jacqueline Wilson has always been based. I love her

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:52:02 PM No. 2128719

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>>2128713
Queen of sensible thinking

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:55:45 PM No. 2128722

>>2128713
I remember her book 'Kiss'. I remember it was the first "grown up" teen book I read. I remember being in year 6 at primary school and other girls were reading it too. And everyone went crazy over the fact the girl was in love with her male best friend but he turned out to be gay kek

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:00:37 PM No. 2128729

>>2128719
queen, I love her!

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:07:50 PM No. 2128740

>>2128713
>>2128719
not a bong but just had a mandela effect moment googling one of her books that i read as a kid, the kiss. as i remember it, it was about two girls getting together but looking up the summary it says it's about a straight girl and a gay boy. huh. anyway there's a lot of based british female authors it seems like

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:13:15 PM No. 2128755

>>2128740
Yes it was the book 'Kiss' I said about it here >>2128722 Sylvie and Miranda do kiss iirc

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:15:11 PM No. 2128756

>>2128743
>>2128755
oh so i'm not crazy then. i guess i literally only retained that one plot point from the book and forgot the rest cause i don't even remember the carl character who was apparently there too kek.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:36:40 PM No. 2128786

>>2128713
I used to read all her books religiously, I loved the Tracy Beaker ones so much. Never managed to get into the TV series though.
>>2128719
She's so based, I love her.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 09:03:40 PM No. 2128806

>>2128713
I really want to read the book she wrote fairly recently about a girl who realises she's gay and in love with another girl in her school

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 08:25:25 AM No. 2129529

>>2092539
Due to the nanny state we live in, the UK is far behind in natural selection. We have a lot of barely functional tards among us that would have quickly perished or starved due to their own stupidity in another country, but our government insists that they must be bubble wrapped and kept alive and safe from the consequences of their own actions. This means that ordinary decent people have to be tormented by these functional retards in their day to day life. Bullied at work and school. Attacked and harassed on the street. Aggressively panhandled, you name it. It’s also tremendously dysgenic for our gene pool. This jay slater case is an example of that. The second he left his safety cushioned environment and stepped on a harsh terrain, he keeled over and died.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 06:42:03 PM No. 2131233

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Did you anons watch Supersize vs Superskinny? I used to love when they swapped meals. I also remember every episode they did a warning/shock segment where the show made the fat person meet an American who was morbidly obese how couldn’t get out of bed, as in to say “if you carry on you will end up like this”

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:07:45 PM No. 2131265

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>>2131233
Love this show. I remember they even flew people out to the US specifically to visit morbidly obese americans in person, just so they could say "don't end up like me". They couldn't find any super obese people in the UK at the time? kek
Also picrel is so insane, they'd never get away with this show now, especially not these promotional photos of them photoshopped onto thin and fat bodies.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:11:11 PM No. 2131269

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>>2128713
Jacqueline Wilson books were always real as fuck. Picrel was one of my favourites.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:36:03 PM No. 2131299

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>>2131269
the nostalgia i'm feeling looking up some of her other book titles that i'd forgotten all about. i didn't even realise i had read so many, loved all of these.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:39:32 PM No. 2131303

>>2131265
> They couldn't find any super obese people in the UK at the time?
I guess they could never compete. I guess burgers truly are superior in everything kek

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:44:18 PM No. 2131309

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>>2131299
I used to love the Bed & Breakfast Star. I remember that they moved to a hotel because they had money issues and had to move out of their house and their was a fire in the hotel or something and she saved everyone and got to go on tv for interviews

But picrel was my favourite, her mum, stepdad and baby brother moved to Australia (she refused to go) and stayed with her dad who was struggling with money and owned a chip butty shop kek. I read it about 11 times

I just realised both books had similar themes. Jacqueline Wilson wrote about such real topics but her books still felt age appropriate?

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:44:21 PM No. 2131310

>>2131299
Oh my god, Illustrated Mum! I loved all the JW books about sisters.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:47:14 PM No. 2131314

>>2128713
not a Britbong just saw the pic from home page but God I loved Jacqueline Wilson books, she's got a new one coming out for The Girls series (one of my faves) of them all grown up and I can't wait

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:53:33 PM No. 2131327

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>>2131309
>Jacqueline Wilson wrote about such real topics but her books still felt age appropriate
agreed. she neither patronised nor got into anything too adult. it just felt very natural and the characters all felt so real. her stories actually helped me put so many real life experiences into better context.
>>2131314
omg I didn't know this! just looked it up and sharing vidrel because she's soooo cute. can't wait to read this one.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:56:43 PM No. 2131332

>>2131299
Her novels always made me feel weird inside. Pretty dark subject matter.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:57:49 PM No. 2131335

>>2131332
Same, but in a way that was oddly comforting and relatable.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 08:00:36 PM No. 2131343

>>2127513
Rodpig moids are always into tranny shit and getting pegged

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:51:24 PM No. 2131500

>>2131327
She has such a lovely voice. I would listen to her read an audio book

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 11:18:21 PM No. 2131589

>>2131233
I get random cravings to watch these and secret eaters once in a blue moon, I think secret eaters would be very helpful to a lot of people still.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 11:26:16 PM No. 2131598

>>2131299
Illustrated Mum meant so much to me as a kid who also had a mother with bipolar disorder. I read all of her books obsessively, I still reread them as an adult on occasion because they're such a source of nostalgia (and because I can burn through like 5 in an afternoon if I'm feeling sad kek). The mother in Lola Rose also hit home for me. I've read Jackie Daydream, which was Jacqueline Wilson's account of her childhood, and was very surprised that her parents never dealt with substance abuse, as it's so realistically portrayed in her books.

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 10:03:01 AM No. 2132235

>>2131598
Oh I need to read Jackie Daydream. I wonder where she gained such insight into those issues.
I just looked up her biography and learned something new
>her husband left her for another woman
>now she's in a relationship with a woman
good for her

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 10:40:09 PM No. 2133135

That Katie Price photo doing the rounds on twitter, do you think it is real kek? It is so disgusting and low even for her.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 12:01:02 AM No. 2133188

>>2133135
which photo? Post image pls

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 03:00:02 AM No. 2133451

>>2133188
NAYRT Katie Price lying down with a big turd across her C section while in Dubai. I would post the image but it feels a bit revenge porny so I’m a bit iffy on posting it, sorry nonnie but it’s on twitter.

>>2133135
I think it is real but several years old due to the lack of some of her tattoos. She always seems desperate for money so I wouldn’t be surprised.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:15:43 AM No. 2133717

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Why not sue the state?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13737129/Medics-psychotic-Valdo-Calocane-blood-hands-victims-families-failings-lead-killing-spree-warnings-THREE-years-Nottingham-attacks.html
>It reveals how clinicians 'minimised or omitted' key details that would have exposed the serious risk Calocane, who was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia three years earlier, posed to the public.
>The report by the Care Quality Commission (CQC) comes the day after a damning BBC Panorama documentary revealed a doctor warned three years before the attack that Calocane's mental illness was so severe he could 'end up killing someone'.
>The care regulator's review into the Nottinghamshire Healthcare NHS Foundation Trust (NHFT) found risk assessments played down the fact Calocane was refusing to take his medication, was having ongoing symptoms of psychosis and had become increasingly violent towards others.
>'Alarmingly, there seems to be little or no accountability amongst the senior management team within the mental health trust. We question how and why these people are still in position.'
>The CQC said his records make it 'clear' he was 'acutely unwell' throughout the two years he was under the care of the Trust after being diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia in 2020. Between May 2020 and February 2022, eight risk assessments were completed for Calocane by the Trust. While some risks were highlighted, the CQC said other assessments 'minimised or omitted key details'.
>Despite his failure to engage with the Trust's services and the fact he was known to police, he was still discharged into the care of his GP in September 2022.
>Marjorie Wallace, founder of mental health charity Sane, said the report was 'the most damning indictment of the fact that psychiatric services are not in crisis but in complete breakdown'.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:20:57 AM No. 2133722

Just post it

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:35:42 AM No. 2133733

>>2133188
Kek it’s on twitter, I don’t even want to save it to my camera roll even for a second

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:39:21 AM No. 2133737

>>2133733
This is an image board though

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:43:34 AM No. 2133745

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>>2133737
>>2133722
Fine! Is it worth it? I just got two pop ups on my phone warning me about sending nudes wtf

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:46:04 AM No. 2133747

>>2133717
Quite familiar that a black scrote stabbed those white Brits to death. As those three little white girls were stabbed to death by a black scrote too. Imagine if it was a white man that killed three little black girls? The UK would be burnt to the ground by retarded BLM protesters

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:46:48 AM No. 2133750

>>2133745
I don’t know if it is fake or just an old pic because people are saying she has tattoos now that she doesn’t have in this disgusting pic

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:48:00 AM No. 2133752

>>2133745
She literally has teen kids who are very active on social media. Imagine how horrifying this must be for them? Going to school and other kids being like “I saw your mum with shit on her on twitter last night” how mortifying. I feel bad for them kek

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:56:29 AM No. 2133755

>>2133752
Kek I forget about the other kids, I only thought at least Harvey is blind kek. I guess he’s suffered enough for one life.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 09:02:54 AM No. 2133761

>>2133717
I really wish they would start locking scrotes with paranoid schizophrenia up for life in a mental hospital. They are so risky to the public as they don’t seem to have a grasp on reality and always in a bad way. Trusting someone will take their meds every day and not attack the general population is like sticking a pitbull in a nursery. I’ve seen so many videos online of people saying “this is how I manage my hallucinations, I record next to me and if it’s not in the video then I know it’s not real” like how the fuck are you allowed free in public?

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 09:17:04 AM No. 2133780

>>2133755
KEK anon, I think she has about 5 kids? But the ones with Peter Andre are on social media and older. How mortifying for them, like you said atleast Harvey probably doesn’t understand or see kek

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 09:30:12 AM No. 2133801

good morning nonas what have you eaten for breakfast today? i had lavender porridge

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 10:38:51 AM No. 2133849

>>2133801
haven't eaten yet, stuck in shitty teams meetings and cba to go to the shop to get anything

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 11:21:39 AM No. 2133880

>>2133745
Your phone sends notifications like that? What?

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 02:31:11 PM No. 2134065

File: 1723559471505.jpeg (232.54 KB, 1170x2330, IMG_5642.jpeg)

>>2133880
This is what comes up when I post that pic here kek

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 02:32:56 PM No. 2134070

>>2134065
Yeah your phone is definitely spying on you

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 02:40:52 PM No. 2134075

>>2134070
If it is, it just got a good look at a photo of naked Katie Price with shit on her stomach

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 02:57:58 PM No. 2134094

>>2134070
hard to find a phone that isn't. i know iphones scan your photos constantly (that's why if you search your photos for "food" it comes up with all the food pictures you've taken, for example).
definitely not a good idea to take or save any personal photos on your phone.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 03:17:32 PM No. 2134116

>>2134065
I know all phones spy on you, but Apple is on another level, kek.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 03:47:28 PM No. 2134147

>>2134065
That's so fucking creepy. I mean everyone knows your phone tracks and analyzes everything you do of course but being faced with it like this..

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 03:59:43 PM No. 2134154

>>2133747
>Imagine if it was a white man that killed three little black girls? The UK would be burnt to the ground by retarded BLM protesters
You say this as if it would be bad for people to protest against little black girls getting killed. You've made multiple posts like this, actually.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 04:35:16 PM No. 2134173

>>2134154
Nta but is it really a good thing? If the person is arrested and facing consequences then ways the use of burning down neighbourhoods? It’s an excuse for people to be destructive and violent. Protesting is fine and so is occasionally doing something drastic like pulling down a statue built to commemorate a slaver but looting a fucking Greggs? Burning down businesses? Burning police vans? No.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 05:06:00 PM No. 2134194

>>2134173
Do you have a day job all you do is post bait

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 05:36:34 PM No. 2134231

>>2134154
That wasn’t my point at all. I’m saying that if it was a white man killing young black girls, there would be a bigger uproar because it would be put down to racism. Where’s vice versa it is not

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 06:03:00 PM No. 2134257

>>2134231
No BLM protests have even been held for little black girls, so you're complaining about an unfairness that doesn't even exist. Even when black women get brought up in protests they're always an afterthought rather than the actual cause for protest. Fuck off.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 06:35:01 PM No. 2134289

>>2134173
>my protesting and destroying is fine and socially good
>YOUR protesting and destroying is racism and fascism and is bad
lol, lmao even

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 06:54:17 PM No. 2134314

>>2133745
Why is any woman protesting for the rights of these moids? Shitting on women is a popular fetish there. They're subhuman degenerates.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 07:48:06 PM No. 2134390

>>2134289
Did I say that? I was sure I was clearly indicating that destructive rioting is bad either way.

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 07:32:11 AM No. 2135054

File: 1723620731182.jpg (99.31 KB, 645x538, 78i7.jpg)

90's Russia-tier.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13740673/moment-cyclist-fights-robbers-scooters-steal-e-bike-four-arrested.html

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 08:35:14 AM No. 2135081

>>2134065
> Turn on Sensitive Content Warning
Go to Settings - Privacy & Security. Scroll down and tap Sensitive Content Warning, then turn on Sensitive Content Warning. You (or your family member) will receive a warning before receiving or sending sensitive images.
Just FYI so you can turn it off if you wanna nonnie

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 08:42:19 AM No. 2135086

>>2135054
I’m honestly surprised they didn’t arrest the man who sprayed the “unidentified red liquid” for assault with the way the UK is right now.

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 06:08:44 PM No. 2135607

File: 1723658924504.jpg (57.73 KB, 927x359, 457658.jpg)

No wonder so many politicians tried cosying up to China.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz6x105wgz5o

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 07:50:30 PM No. 2135850

Any nonnies that commute/or just go to or from Euston or any busy train station really, I found a site called “whatplatform.co.uk” and it tells you the platform of the train ages before it is shown on the screens so you can avoid the huge crush and stampeed of people running for the platform

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 11:04:39 PM No. 2136265

nonnas what’s ur favourite place to get cute underwear specifically in london price isn’t a matter but i think i'm gonna hook up w a woman for the first time and the state of my underwear is a disgrace.. maybe somewhere that also does bra fittings? i have no idea what my bra size is. is ann summers a good one?

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 11:33:09 PM No. 2136319

>>2136265
My favourite underwear brand ever is Rosie by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. It is sold at Marks & Spencer’s. It is very bridal and delicate but still comfortable.

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 11:34:39 PM No. 2136323

File: 1723678479618.jpeg (151.67 KB, 1000x1198, IMG_5656.jpeg)

>>2136319
Speaking of Rosie. She also has a beauty brand called Rose Inc. Which I love so much. I have 3 of her blushes.

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 11:46:06 PM No. 2136352

>>2136319

ty nonnie much appreciated i’ll check it out!

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 11:48:06 PM No. 2136358

>>2136323
oh i had no idea who was behind that brand ! i’ve seen it in space nk and tried out the softlight foundation it lays beautifully i was very impressed

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 02:14:43 AM No. 2136629

File: 1723688083312.jpeg (314.27 KB, 1290x2012, FUCKING MOIDS.jpeg)

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:34:56 AM No. 2136970

>>2136629
Imagine being the mum and your little girl being stabbed right in front of you. Absolutely horrific. That poor little girl, how agonising.

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:41:12 AM No. 2136973

>>2136970
the mum was being stabbed too, presumably trying to save her daughter, so it's double traumatising for both of them. i'm so glad they survived but how can you recover mentally from something as horrific as this? i can't imagine it.

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 07:40:16 PM No. 2137750

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>>2136319
can confirm, i have a nightdress from her (image attached) and it's so comfortable and looks great despite being very old at this point kek

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 08:55:07 PM No. 2137850

File: 1723755307145.jpeg (275 KB, 800x1850, paintings.jpeg)

found these paintings on tumblr of early 2000s british school girls and made me feel so nostalgic. thought nonas here would appreciate them.

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:23:12 PM No. 2137889

>>2126145
>>2137850
wtf that is literally what my school uniform was like back then, except the jumper was the ugliest shade of green you could imagine.

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:28:07 PM No. 2137894

>>2137889
mine was navy like the second pic, teamed with ugly pleated grey skirt and thick wooly, itchy grey tights.

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:42:11 PM No. 2137903

>>2137850
Oh my god made me feel strange
>>2137894
my primary was like a bottle green and my secondary was navy

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:44:22 PM No. 2137904

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Omg these dresses remind me of being at primary school, in the summer, the smell of suncream. What colours did you nonnies have? My school was green

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:46:26 PM No. 2137905

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>>2137904
I don't think any school had pink??? I think they were only the 4 primary colours

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 09:54:36 PM No. 2137916

File: 1723758876067.gif (18.69 KB, 104x130, oldladyrocking.gif)

>>2137905
takes me back to jump rope, yoyos and pokemon cards at lunch break

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:02:16 PM No. 2137923

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Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:15:20 PM No. 2137937

File: 1723760120238.jpg (122.59 KB, 933x1400, School-Cake-3WM.jpg)

>>2137923

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:37:33 PM No. 2137964

>>2137850
oh my god the children (me) yearn for vhs tv time

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:40:39 PM No. 2137970

>>2137904
Blue! I was so jealous of the girls that had the matching scrunchie kek

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 01:10:03 AM No. 2138182

>>2137904
My school had blue! Getting to wear these dresses were the best part of the school year unironically. I thought they were so cute and they were really good for the weather too. Plus they served as a symbol that the summer holidays were close by.
>>2137850
The computer lab is giving me flashbacks to when we had to when we finished earlier in ict and could play on the cbbc website.
>>2137923
My school had this but we NEVER used it.

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 01:13:20 AM No. 2138190

I feel insane for remembering this, but there was an episode of changing rooms where there was a lesbian couple and for whatever reason, one of the hosts decided to turn their room into a dita von teese style sex dungeon complete for framed lacy underwear. They weren't even super feminine women either, nothing about them indicated they could want such a thing. They specifically said that they wanted something neutral. I think one of them even cried once seeing the room because they hated it so much. I wanted to see if there was any documentation of this happening online for years, but never found anything. Does anybody else remember this episode?

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 01:37:16 AM No. 2138246

>>2137923
they should have PE apparatus in offices, kek

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 07:12:30 AM No. 2138667

>>2136973
She wasn’t. That was a mistake. She was actually just covered in her daughters blood.

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 11:45:52 AM No. 2138862

Anyone know how long it'll be to replace almost passport rn. I go away end of next month and adhd brain has made me put this off. Dunno if I should risk the standard way now or go for fast track. Only thing that was stopping me doing fast track is I have some rather flattering photo print outs and I don't want to have to get a new one for a digital code. Also do I require any documents for fast track appointment?

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 02:00:31 PM No. 2139006

>>2138862
I'd get a fast track passport, it takes a couple of weeks to get your passport, it's not worth the wait.

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 12:19:50 AM No. 2139669

>>2138862

I just renewed my son's last month, ordered it on the 13th, it arrived on the 26th.

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 02:41:27 AM No. 2139796

Anons do you drive manual or auto cars? I’m tempted to learn auto since the gubbmint is going to ban the sale of new manual cars in a few years. I know the second-hand market for manual cars will still be thriving for a couple more decades after but it’s clearly aiming to be eventually phased out. I wonder if it’s even worth learning anymore.

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 02:42:51 AM No. 2139798

>>2139796
I only drive automatic. I've never had to use a manual car since I started driving, and that's over 10 years. I understand the appeal of knowing how to drive manual, but practically speaking most cars are automatic these days anyway so there's not much point to learn.

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 03:51:56 AM No. 2139835

confession plus a question. is my random accent embarrassing? without giving actual details, it's like if someone was a german who immigrated to the uk years ago, but very obviously spoke with an accent that's a mixture of australian and their own pronunciation, because they've watched a ton of australian tv and it feels intuitive. would people think it's weird?

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 04:40:43 AM No. 2139877

>>2139835
If the “Australian” here is actually American, yes that’s weird and actually a common tell for autism so at least you’re not alone

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 04:47:42 AM No. 2139880

File: 1723870062584.jpeg (186.63 KB, 2560x1707, IMG_0233.jpeg)

>>2139796
Iirc a manual license means you’re allowed to drive automatic out of hand, so why not learn manual. when I took a few driving lessons manual didn’t seem that hard. (Ive never bothered getting my licence though and just rely on living in big cities though so maybe take my advice with a grain of salt)

>>2137937
Anyone remember the cookies with the handprints still left on them? I used to steal extra and I thought I was so slick, but looking back those lunchladies knew exactly what I was doing greedy fuck I was. Picrel is closest I could find but not quite accurate to how thick they were

Anonymous 08/17/24 (Sat) 09:42:09 PM No. 2140945

I hate football fans. I am stuck on a train with loads of them, I want to die. Most of them are like 40. I have mentally put multiple curses on their favourite football teams. I hate them all. If one of these men were my husband, I would divorce him. Or my dad or brother I would be mortified

Anonymous 08/18/24 (Sun) 04:36:01 PM No. 2141920

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I want to lie then on the floor, get a dog and walk the dog all over them. They need to go back to their own shit smelling, women raping country(/pol/sperging)

Anonymous 08/18/24 (Sun) 04:43:21 PM No. 2141935

File: 1723999401560.png (1.09 MB, 768x1026, publicpurity.png)

>>2141920
this is definitely someone just taking the piss. the whole thing is a hoax. also:
>by Jews News
kek

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 08:30:48 AM No. 2143162

>>2141935
>>2141920
Fuck Muslims and all but I’m pretty sure the Jews are behind this. They’re trying to incite hatred against Muslims. The same way Muslims do to them.
They both need to go back.(/pol/sperging)

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 11:13:53 AM No. 2143291

>>2143162
and it's no secret that tommy robinson has ties to israel, it's all been a very convenient time to stir up these tensions. not that there aren't any legitimate concerns with Islam, but it's being deliberately channeled into an anti-muslim people thing instead of a talk about immigration. this is not our war, but we're being dragged into it with all this shit.

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 04:37:56 PM No. 2143651

File: 1724085476237.jpg (25.91 KB, 282x268, 1721785746823.jpg)

>>2137904
Blue and my mum used to do my hair up with matching hairbands/scrunchies. Summer dresses set my nostalgia off like nothing else, I loved wearing them so much

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 05:04:07 PM No. 2143691

Philomena Cunk confirmed for best bong

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 05:08:54 PM No. 2143694

>>2141935
For once I agree with the Muslims, get your poop eating shitbeasts out of clean and sanitary public spaces, not every one is happy to be around your pests. Ofc a britbong sees this as intolerance when it’s talking about cleanliness(baiting)

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 05:53:57 PM No. 2143766

>>2143651
So cute nonnie! Mine was green, I remember having little white frilly socks and my clarks school shoes too

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 05:59:20 PM No. 2143770

Stop talking about muslims and jews in the bong thread. Don’t we have to deal with them enough irl, well the former anyway

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 06:00:10 PM No. 2143772

What are your favourite nonnies jacket potato toppings? I saw some anons in another thread crying over them

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 06:33:23 PM No. 2143799

>>2143772
good, wholesome, potato based post. Baked beans (not sugar free, those are certifiably evil and I added sugar to the last can of them I ate just to make it through) and about 60g of butter. Wow, maybe this is why my health dreams aren't coming true.

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 06:53:58 PM No. 2143817

>>2143772
buttah, and choona frommacan, m8

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 06:54:48 PM No. 2143819

>>2143799
I love cheese and beans, I love mixing them both together so it is all creamy and yummy. I love it so much, it brings me so much comfort, I literally don't care that burgers seethe about it

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 07:09:10 PM No. 2143838

Going to the UK tomorrow! It's only for a doctor appointment but I love going there anyway. I'm gonna buy some cadbury eggs and krispy kreme.

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 07:21:22 PM No. 2143852

File: 1724095282267.png (861.4 KB, 1080x1080, 1000006764.png)

>>2143838
Enjoy your stay nona! Get some of these bad boys too while you're at it (unless that's what you meant kek)

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 07:51:32 PM No. 2143890

>>2143838
Get a greggs cake instead of a Krispy Kreme!

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 07:52:51 PM No. 2143894

File: 1724097170930.jpg (58.83 KB, 894x485, 71TunjJ+3sL._AC_UF894,1000_QL8…)

>>2143838
Buy some Mr. Kipling Angel Slices for me, I miss them very much and hate everything, kek. I'm not even from the UK, but they keep their good stuff for themselves, don't want to share it with other countries.

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 07:58:06 PM No. 2143902

>>2143894
They are so lovely, one of my favourites

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 08:25:18 PM No. 2143935

>>2143894
>>2143890
>>2143852
Goddamn I'm gonna gain so much weight during this trip kek.

Anonymous 08/19/24 (Mon) 08:38:43 PM No. 2143956

>>2143935
Enjoy your trip nonna!

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 09:04:40 AM No. 2144831

>>2143838
Why do you go to the uk for a doctors appointment?

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 09:48:17 AM No. 2144857

>>2144831
Cause it's the only EU country that will treat chronic UTIs. My country just says they don't exist and refuses to help me.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 11:57:45 AM No. 2144918

>>2144857
What euro country are you from?

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 12:00:50 PM No. 2144923

It’s nearly time to go back to school, your parents have said you can buy a new pencil case and cute stationary. Where do you go?

> WHSmith
> Rymans
> Other (including supermarkets)

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 12:14:41 PM No. 2144928

>>2144923
Easons!

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 12:16:55 PM No. 2144929

>>2144923
Younger me would have said WHSmiths or the Range.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 12:17:11 PM No. 2144930

>>2144928
Upon googling Easons might be Irish lol, it's a cheaper WHSmith which Belfast had but my town had Easons

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 12:51:50 PM No. 2144953

>>2144918
Germany.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:25:09 PM No. 2144988

>>2144923
WHSmith, I used to love their cute pencil cases. I remember these pencils in a tube that used to smell like different fruits. We all had them in my class at primary school. I remember my favourite was green apple.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:25:42 PM No. 2144990

>>2144953
Cute nona, enjoy your trip

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:27:19 PM No. 2144992

File: 1724160439102.jpeg (106.84 KB, 1128x629, IMG_5729.jpeg)

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:34:02 PM No. 2145001

File: 1724160842078.jpg (64.34 KB, 734x734, 1000006794.jpg)

>>2144923
I was so jealous of the girls who had tacky overpriced shit from Claire's kek. I did eventually get one of their fluffy notebooks though kek, the fur got so dirty so fast.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:36:06 PM No. 2145002

>>2145001
I used to have so much tack from Claire’s. The heart sunglasses, the key rings, the cheap makeup phones, the Fanta/Coca Cola lip balms. I also had my ears repierced there a couple of years ago and fainted kek

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:40:01 PM No. 2145008

File: 1724161200893.png (427.22 KB, 960x540, IMG_5730.png)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/quizzes/which-tracy-beaker-character-are-you

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:41:39 PM No. 2145010

File: 1724161299625.jpeg (661.14 KB, 1170x1268, IMG_5731.jpeg)

>>2145008

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 01:54:06 PM No. 2145019

File: 1724162046809.jpg (41.53 KB, 768x768, 1000006796.jpg)

>>2145008
Can't screenshot the result for some reason but I got Dolly!

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 02:00:47 PM No. 2145025

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>>2145008
BOG OFF

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 02:05:57 PM No. 2145032

File: 1724162756907.gif (1.53 MB, 200x112, IMG_5732.gif)

>>2145025
Jealous

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 02:16:57 PM No. 2145043

File: 1724163416937.jpg (104.83 KB, 1182x1182, D09687889-p14.jpg)

>>2144953
No fucking way. You sound like a LARPer. Germany has a well-developed vaccine industry - have you tried looking into that or getting an auto-vaccine?

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 03:57:24 PM No. 2145158

File: 1724169442238.gif (2.05 MB, 314x200, vanessa.gif)

>>2145032
saving this one. it almost rivals picrel.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 05:30:14 PM No. 2145324

>>2145158
I love that gif and I thought that too kek!!!!!

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 05:32:36 PM No. 2145328

>>2145158
Bubbly in the fridge?

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:00:17 PM No. 2145561

File: 1724184017470.jpeg (275.07 KB, 1116x914, IMG_5743.jpeg)

KEK what an absolute joke

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:02:12 PM No. 2145564

>>2145561
> The streaming giant’s new show, “My Lady Jane,” shows a black, gay King Edward “navigating his queerness” in 16th Century England. And if that wasn’t enough, they also threw him in a wheelchair for good measure.
This is actually offensive. They made Anne Boleyn black too. These people were REAL WHITE historical figures. We are doomed

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:03:06 PM No. 2145565

>>2145561
All 3 victim cards collected
> black
> gay
> disabled

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:05:06 PM No. 2145569

>>2145561
This is parody right??

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:09:19 PM No. 2145576

>>2145569
No it’s vomit inducing and thankfully cancelled now after session one

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:13:51 PM No. 2145583

>>2145561
hahaha fuck off
>>2145564
>real historical figures
this is what gets me. WHY base it on real historical figures? it feels like they're trying to pave over history when they do this shit. if it was all just made-up characters in a historical fantasy show, no one would give a fuck.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:35:55 PM No. 2145618

>>2145043
Nonnie pls don't say this to me I was gaslighted ignored and dismissed by German doctos. Yes I got the strovacc vaccine (because I insisted on getting it, they never offered it to me because they never believed I had a chronic uti) it didn't help. My issue was complex and it wasn't just a simple UTI. I suffered for 3 years with chronic UTI pain before going to the UK. If it weren't for your doctors I would have probably killed myself because I couldn't keep living with the pain.

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 08:48:58 PM No. 2145638

>>2145618
Just ignore nonnie. I hope you find the treatment you need here!

Anonymous 08/22/24 (Thu) 08:49:50 AM No. 2148337

Someone wrote “a trans person peed here” in the toilet stall I used earlier (there was loose tape which I stuck over it kek). And there were more “trans lives matter” and “trans women are women” with ‘not’ in between but it had been sadly crossed out kek ugh. Also “free Palestine” I am surprised BLM was not on there too. I washed my hands extra hard after that

Anonymous 08/22/24 (Thu) 08:51:07 AM No. 2148341

>>2148337
By someone I mean a man

Anonymous 08/22/24 (Thu) 08:57:40 AM No. 2148345

>>2148337
It was Euston stall 18 kek

Anonymous 08/24/24 (Sat) 09:47:36 AM No. 2151800

>>2145561
the show also has people turning into animals randomly kek what is this rage bait

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 04:09:42 PM No. 2157771

>>2144923
My Nan would always take us to Tindalls.

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 06:05:54 PM No. 2157892

I went to my nans doctors appointment with her today. And the receptionist asked “I’m really sorry but I must ask your gender for the system, are you female?” and my nan, who is in her late 70s said “yes I’m female but I might not be tomorrow” kek. The world has gone crazy.

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 07:02:13 PM No. 2157947

Why is our country full of nonces

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 07:21:44 PM No. 2157971

>>2157947
Inbreeding

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 08:19:19 PM No. 2158054

>>2151800
kek ok I’m fully up for a show about royal animorphs.
Nonnas if you could turn into an animal what would you be?

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 08:50:05 PM No. 2158117

>>2157971
Why do you say that? Most of the inbred people in our country are Pakistani brits arent inbred, they rarely fuck their cousins. Except for the royal family. There are literally nonces all over the world.

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 09:23:53 PM No. 2158150

>>2158117
> Most of the inbred people in our country are Pakistani
That’s true. They also make up a lot of the nonces too. Like all of the trafficking rings run out of corner shops and stuff

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 10:18:59 PM No. 2158201

>>2158150
Let’s not pretend it’s only the immigrants that are nonces kek, I was talking about native Brits to be frank (not sure how inbreeding would be related to pedophilia though)

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 01:33:54 AM No. 2158422

I'm so tired of London, why is it so tranny infested? Made eye contact with the grimiest looking moid in programmer socks and an Aliexpress skirt on the tube and it pissed me off for the entire day.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 06:19:08 AM No. 2158624

>>2158201
Nobody is pretending that? If anything they’re pretending it’s ONLY native brits because “yt people bad!” When if you look at statistics it’s far more likely that the Pakistanis and other types of brown people are pedos.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 02:06:12 PM No. 2158853

>>2158054
A robin! They're so fat and cute.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:28:36 AM No. 2161364

Oioi

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 10:05:05 AM No. 2161497

been less than a week of barely cold weather and my house already has a bunch of condensation and damp

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 12:40:29 PM No. 2161589

>>2158422
Nona, some months ago I spotted an AGP in the wild (in SE London no less kek). Wearing the skimpiest outfit with stockings, bra that he can't fit, and a skirt so short his dick and balls were nearly failing out. I then saw and heard a short haired handmaiden compliment him and gushing over his terrible fashion sense. I used to think men like him were an exaggeration made up by the evil Nazi terfs, but now I realise that they're out there.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:44:56 AM No. 2163867

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I’m sure she doesn’t care because these were white girls that were raped. She probably thinks they deserved it or asked for it.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/rotherham-child-abusers-jailed-harrowing-crimes

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 08:23:24 AM No. 2163919

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British excellence
https://youtube.com/shorts/pvJ2MXd9luU?si=GTqyeueF6wzQrPmg

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:41:13 AM No. 2163938

>>2163867
Do you genuinely believe that those men don't rape girls in their own communities and go unpunished, or that all Muslim girls think white girls deserve to be raped? Are you a moid?

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:10:35 AM No. 2163959

>>2163938
Both. They rape girls in their own counties AND Muslim women think white girls deserve to be raped.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:59:51 PM No. 2164057

>>2163938
I know it's hard to acknowledge because they're victims too, but muslim women very often parrot what the men say and truly believe that women/western women deserve rape. Even the muslim women who don't do this shit most likely have mothers and other female relatives (often older) who hold these beliefs.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:53:50 PM No. 2165544

What would you say is our version of Target or Walmart

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:58:38 PM No. 2165547

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Americunt here. Why are you Brits so proud of your former empire and shit? Are you guys even a superpower anymore? Where's all this modern pride coming from?(bait)

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:02:29 PM No. 2165549

>>2165547
Go back to your own thread burgerfat

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:08:12 PM No. 2165551

>>2165547
Why do burgers act like the British empire was 10 years ago and everyone alive right now has played a part in it and are responsible kek. as a gen-z would say; we live in your heads rent free

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:08:47 PM No. 2165553

>>2165544
B&M maybe? Kek

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:09:15 PM No. 2165554

>>2165544
I guess the closest to Target would be B&M, The Range or Home Bargains but it's not really the same. Walmart would be ASDA considering they used to own them.
t.went to the US and Target earlier this year

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:17:09 PM No. 2165558

>>2165554
I forgot about The Range! Probably The Range yes!

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:36:00 PM No. 2166317

I will give you £5 and you can get either get a Krispy Kreme or Greggs donut. Which do you get? And what kind?

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:45:43 PM No. 2166328

>>2165551
Well yeah, everytime americans make jokes about the uk they have to bring up stuff like muskets and make old english puns.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:52:49 PM No. 2166337

>>2166317
Greggs Pink Jammy

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:25:10 PM No. 2166367

>>2165547
Idk are you proud of your former ability to shoot a president?

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:00:24 PM No. 2166875

>>2166367
They really can’t do anything right.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:03:44 PM No. 2166880

>>2163959
Funny, in that infight upthread you all made it out to be like everything here was targeted at moids. Bunch of bs kek, you clearly hold thoughts about immigrants of both genders.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:30:22 PM No. 2166916

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This is the best fucking bread in the country. Just made a three tiered sandwich with it and it was the perfect softness of bread omg this is why I don't sleep at night. Up all night eating Irwins leave me alone

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:30:53 AM No. 2167004

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Anyone watching made in Korea? The only cute one is reece (the skinhead)

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:39:02 AM No. 2167021

>>2167004
First time I’m hearing of this, the brown one is cute, dunno their ages though. Really shows how ugly British men are though kek, this is the best they can get? Well is it worth watching? I feel like I could get a laugh out of it.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:42:43 AM No. 2167029

>>2167021
Yeah it’s really interesting, tbh they have to already be professional dancers to a high degree + singers so I imagine it was hard to find guys that were 10/10s too. I’d recommend it, it’s funny to see guys who thought they were amazing at their craft being told that they really aren’t that good at all in comparison to Korean standards.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:43:07 AM No. 2167032

>>2167021
Oh also they’re 21 or 22 btw

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:55:32 AM No. 2167065

>>2167032
>21 or 22
Why can't males age normally

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:48:14 AM No. 2167309

>>2165547
What's wrong? Did McDonalds get your order wrong or something?

>>2163867
Electric chair for rapists and nonces

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 09:34:02 AM No. 2167928

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>>2166880
I used to think that way but they repeatedly prove me wrong and show that they’re just as hateful as their moids and have no intention of integrating.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 09:41:06 AM No. 2167931

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>>2167928
That’s shafileah ahmeds mother, who took part in honour killing her. This woman Amina Noor took part in FGM.
They hate us anon. They despise us. Their men see us in porn and think we are all degenerate and hypersexual and they believe it. This hatred extends to girls as young as 11 years old, we are human toilets for their disgusting husbands and sons and they’re still killing and mutilating their daughters after we voted to allow them to integrate in an effort to stop that. Islam is a cult and a scourge on the earth that corrupts every one of its followers.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 09:41:32 AM No. 2167933

>>2167928
people don't realize that basically the entire community takes part in grooming, not just young men, but also local mullahs as well as these men's mothers and sisters, imagine if there was a story in the bible where jesus and the disciples kidnap women and forcefully marry them and make them convert, that basically happens multiple times in the quran

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 09:44:08 AM No. 2167935

>>2167021
>the brown one is cute
>really shows how ugly British men are

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 10:07:04 AM No. 2167940

>>2167004
Why did they pick the European country with the ugliest men to make a boy group? It's hilarious.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 11:17:06 AM No. 2167958

>>2166880
Islam is a religion and Muslims choose to follow it. Of course we'd hate Muslims. Being "Islamophobic" is not the same as being racist. You don't choose what race you're born as, but you do choose what religion you follow. I'm an ex-muslim myself and hate muslims with a burning passion. Both men and women. They're evil.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:15:29 PM No. 2167979

>>2167958
if youre a "ex muslim woman" you should realize the hell some muslim women are trapped in and the solution isnt as easy as just "leave the religion!!" because that often then not ends them being dead, you clearly sound like some one who lives in the west and has the privilege to live free without the added risk of being in a muslim country to realize why a woman would conform to a culture and religion thats against her in every way, you can be "Islamophobic" all you want because no religion should be barred from criticism but you being misogynistic isnt a right and should not be tolerated

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:30:25 PM No. 2167982

>>2167979
>you clearly sound like some one who lives in the west
>in the britbong thread

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:46:27 PM No. 2167988

>>2167979
>if youre a "ex muslim woman" you should realize the hell some muslim women are trapped in and the solution isnt as easy as just "leave the religion!!" because that often then not ends them being dead

Great logic. Btw those ex muslim women are in threat of their lives constantly, estranged from their families too. Do you actually think ex muslim women would think that? Couldn't care less for women who choose to stay in that violent religion but I have a problem with women who actually take part in abusing, killing and oppressing other women with their scrotes because of it.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:56:47 PM No. 2167993

>>2167979
The problem is English women put ourselves at risk voting for immigration laws to help Muslim women only to be repaid by them writing us off as filthy slags when we are raped by their husbands. Why are we allowing people that hate us into our country? It’s counter intuitive.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:10:33 PM No. 2168007

>>2167004
kek why those in particular. I saw a much better looking scrote in Tesco

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:11:50 PM No. 2168010

can we keep muslims out of this thread. there is literally an ex-muslim thread. we have to deal with that woman hating disgusting religion irl

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:15:14 PM No. 2168012

>>2167004
no matter how ugly westerns think they are. Korean women love a white skinny man. The brown one will be the least popular kek

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:25:28 PM No. 2168013

>>2168012
Are you sure? I don't think they even fit korean beauty standards (just barely). This is what they really look like in motion btw

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:27:38 PM No. 2168014

>>2167004
>>2168013
ugh…

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:36:48 PM No. 2168025

>>2168013
Hmmm.. white men in general
This must have been blind casting kek

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:37:29 PM No. 2168026

>>2168010
Please and thank you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:19:17 PM No. 2168085

>>2167004
i think the brown moid with the curly hair is very very attractive, but i think i am biased because that is exactly my type

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:21:06 PM No. 2168088

>>2168013
Kek the one in the overalls looks like he stepped out of 2002

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:25:16 PM No. 2168093

>>2167004
>>2168012
>>2168013
according to my cousin who lived in japan for a while, japanese people were obsessed with him when he was a teenager, taking photos and sometimes literally stalking him, then he went through puberty and suddenly he was just another scary gaijin. I'm going to assume it's a very similar phenomenon in korea(vidrel)

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:48:35 PM No. 2168109

thread sounds weirdly american to be full of brit bongs

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:50:19 PM No. 2168110

>>2168093
I'm pretty sure this is a copypasta

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:08:38 PM No. 2168123

>>2168085
it will be the opposite in Korea, the white ones will be the most popular. despite how we think over here. standards are different

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:09:37 PM No. 2168127

>>2168093
I've seen those brothers before. I remember seeing a video of them speaking English to Koreans and at the end surprising them by speaking fluent Korean. So one of them is in that group?

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:31:05 PM No. 2168153

>>2168123
Thats bs. Korea isn't like Japan where they favor white people automatically over other races. They care more about the ones that fit their beauty standards. Theres plenty of plain white koreaboo girls that go to korea and they dont get favored just because their white. On topic though those white brits look like inbred troglodytes

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:45:56 PM No. 2168178

>>2168153
Kek it is true anon. Probably not those in particular but they do love white boys over there.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:56:53 PM No. 2168192

>>2168153
> Korea isn't like Japan where they favor white people automatically over other races
if you say so anon….

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:11:08 PM No. 2168213

a coincidence that the disgusting religion that keeps being mentioned itt, this was recommended to me on YT. Any woman that follows or praises this scum religion should be ashamed.(derailing)

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:05:13 PM No. 2168287

>>2168013
If kpoop is korean pop, and these guys are British, why the fuck are they calling themselves kpoop? Just call yourselves the new Backstreet Boys or something. This is so retarded and embarassing kek. What's so good about Korea?

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:18:38 PM No. 2168296

>>2167979
>the solution isnt as easy as just "leave the religion!!" because that often then not ends them being dead
You can stop believing in the religion without announcing it to the whole fucking world like a retard if you know you're in danger and getting yourself killed kek. I still live at home and my family don't have a clue because why the fuck would I tell them? I'm not stupid and I don't want to die. Muslim women living in the west have the internet to research about Islam and stop believing in it, yet they still praise that evil cult and support their evil moids. I'm not feeling sorry for women that would probably want me dead. Fuck off retard.
>you clearly sound like some one who lives in the west
What thread do you think this is, retard? We're specifically talking about Muslim people in Britain too, kek.
>you being misogynistic
Where is the misogyny? They're the misogynistic ones.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:16:10 PM No. 2168360

>>2167979
> clearly sound like some one who lives in the west
NTA anon wasn't being misogynistic. Also, we are bongs, we are from the west kek if you aren't, leave the thread

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:03:16 PM No. 2168446

>>2168153
>Korea isn't like Japan where they favor white people automatically over other races.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:18:49 PM No. 2168464

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>>2168013
twins
>>2168088
kek

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:52:08 PM No. 2169479

>>2168446
kek anon is terribly misinformed

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:56:13 PM No. 2169484

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Speaking of Koreans, I love watching Korean vloggers moving to London for university and work. I kinda wonder why though, as Korea is kinda romantisied in the west. But I guess it could be the other way around maybe? The vlogs always seem so fun though. I like this YouTuber at the moment

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 02:01:00 PM No. 2169490

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>>2169484
There is also this lovely channel, she is a barista in London and she films her small talk with customers to help other Koreans to learn English.

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:50:12 PM No. 2170560

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Is anyone following the story about Cinnamon, the escaped capybara? They found her with a drone but haven’t been able to catch her yet.

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 11:42:43 AM No. 2171961

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Katie Price took her new face out on the town and it looks every bit as terrifying as you’d expect a 6th facelift before 50 to look.

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 11:50:55 AM No. 2171973

>>2171961
christ. are we sure this isn't Pete Burns?

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:25:41 AM No. 2173186

>>2167935
? What is your point

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:32:40 AM No. 2173191

>>2170560
Is it dead yet?

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:33:37 AM No. 2173194

>>2171973
one could say he's… dead or alive

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:17:38 AM No. 2173221

>>2173186
That you should go back

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:19:22 AM No. 2173224

>>2173221
To…? Why do people speak to cryptically on here.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:21:56 AM No. 2173230

>>2173224
She is telling you to lurk moar

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:24:05 AM No. 2173233

>>2173230
What exactly did I say that is unintegrated? Kek. That makes zero sense.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:44:51 AM No. 2173248

>>2173230
No I’m saying go back to the Middle East.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:50:18 AM No. 2173252

>>2173248
Lmao… first of all, that guy doesn’t look middle eastern, he is most likely mixed. Second of all, I said it really shows how ugly British men are, which is just true isn’t it? British men are not exactly known for their looks. Unless you disagree kek, which you might since you’re being defensive. Don’t take it personally if it doesn’t apply to you.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:28:11 AM No. 2173267

>>2173252
im a burger and i just came here to 2nd that british men are some of the ugliest men on the planet and its probably why they worked so hard to spread white supremacy everywhere. Everyone is under a genjutsu made to believe that peak beauty derives from Europe lol(infight bait)

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:31:15 AM No. 2173273

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>>2173267
Another burger here to confirm

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:57:36 AM No. 2173288

>>2173273
>>2173267
Why are you guys so obsessed with coming to this thread? I swear I have never set foot in the burger thread because you guys don’t interest me whatsoever. Every five minutes it’s
>I’m a burger!

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:02:20 AM No. 2173289

>>2173288
I'm actually a new zealander who felt like being annoying

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:05:58 AM No. 2173293

>>2173288
we definitely interest you and we should americans are your literal cousins

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:21:41 AM No. 2173306

>>2173191
No, they caught her and brought her back safely to the zoo.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:38:49 AM No. 2173318

Nightsleeper made me want to demand a refund of my licence fee.
What’s everyone doing this weekend? This warm start to autumn is so nice.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:52:27 AM No. 2173357

>>2173293
You really don’t. You’re the most boring self absorbed people on the planet.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:03:28 PM No. 2173360

>>2173318
nona your first mistake was paying for a TV licence, i thought bbc sherlock peaked us all on this. i had to cancel my weekend plans because i am sick, it's made me consider masking on public transport again even though i know i will get judged. the underground is so gross though especially in colder months. i'm thinking to get a trim soon but why is a haircut in london over £70? i'm poor and losing it nonas

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:22:06 PM No. 2173368

>>2173267
No one cares, we just want brown men to stop coming over here and raping women and children.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:25:54 PM No. 2173369

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>>2173288
Because I genuinely didn't understand why I see so many bongs genuinely proud of the UK.
>it's among the fattest countries in Europe so when you call Americans fat, it's basically a cope
>London, one of the star places of your "kingdom" is literally ghetto and overrun with weird migrants that british people always complain about instead of doing anything to deport the ones who mooch off the system. So when Brits call Americans classless, all we have to do is point at the status of your literal capital.
>almost everyone that isn't british agrees that too many brits are ugly. At least Americans have the advantage of having a population so big, that you're bound to find hot people even if the majority of ameericans are uggo. Brits don't have that population advantage, so they're much more stuck with that label.
>the reason I brought up the British Empire is because I genuinely see bongs on the internet bragging about how important their history and role in WWII was, even though they were some evil motherfuckers that only come second to Spainards in terms of psychopathy towards different native groups, got that empire dismantled by thirteen American colonies that weren't even a country yet, and combatively ate German cock during WWII even though the UK was supposed to have one of the best navy forces. The only thing I can give the UK credit for in WWII is not giving in like how France did.
>I see bongs brag about all these inventions that changed the world, and sure, some of them did, but then bongs try to go and rub their "superior culture" bullshit to Americans, and that's where you lose me. You're currently a nation of alcoholics forced to babysit migrants you don't even like, and you did all that colonialism in the past just to not even be a superpower in modern times. So superior how, actually?
>don't even get me started on how bongs make fun of the way Americans talk when bongs historically made up their modern accents just to sound "fancy". Historically and statistically, Americans speak English more accurately than bongs. Why bongs still get in their feelings when Americans make fun of the way THEY talk? I don't know.
>bong moids are the pussiest motherfucking breed of moids I have ever seen in my life. It's like they're castrated. American moids are not particularly great in general, but at least they will throw hands and stand up for themselves and their fucking girlfriends. The only times british moids look like they have an inch of their testicles still intact is when they literally chimp out and go on monkey-tier violent rampages over soccer. Motherfucking SOCCER. Oh wait, I mean futball. no wonder bong women are so fucking cranky.
>The UK are responsible for the creation of Australians from dumping their prisoners there. Enough said there.
That's what I meant by not understanding why bongs are so proud of their country and their history. And for the record, I am a womanlet and I weigh less than the average bong woman, so you can't even use American stereotypes to call me fat. Don't even like burgers either, but I'll take that over fucking jellied eels any day, though. I'll gladly cop a ban just to flex my BMI over the bongs now.(bait)

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:21:13 PM No. 2173414

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>>2173369
>Historically and statistically, Americans speak English more accurately
this is false, people in yorkshire and somerset sound like how people used to speak, look up original pronunciation shakespeare

im not going to even begin with some of the other nonsense you posted

now if you would kindly fuck of back to your oh so wonderful drug filled cities
btw i hope you dont have to go to hospital anytime soon as i hear its expensive so please try not to get shot crossing the street

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:27:15 PM No. 2173420

>>2173369
Not reading all of that. Don’t care. Get the fuck out of our thread.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:33:18 PM No. 2173429

>>2173414
We can’t even have our own thread without burgers coming here desperately vying for our attention. We just wanna talk shit about Tracy beaker and Katie price ffs.
I think they’re genuinely offended when they realise how indifferent brits are to them.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:41:59 PM No. 2173440

>>2173414
Kek is this Kensington

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:42:27 PM No. 2173441

>>2173252
You’re retarded if you think they’re not talking about you as well. When they come to this thread calling British men ugly, they mean the women as well.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:52:32 PM No. 2173452

>>2173441
>When they come to this thread calling British men ugly, they mean the women as well.
Nayrt but kek nonna what? The transwomen you mean

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:55:40 PM No. 2173460

>>2173452
No, they are talking about British women. Why wouldn’t they? Stop being delusional.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 03:33:37 PM No. 2173638

>>2173441
I’m non-white british so a dirty little immigrant kek, the world likes to shit on british women’s looks like they’re worst but to be frank it’s british men that are ugliest. there are plenty of pretty british women it’s just the stupid trend of bleaching your hair blonde and putting on a brown tan and the excessive makeup to skinwalk every other teens to 30s british woman is not flattering on anyone… makes me shiver actually, but that’s not all women. the only thing is that all british people don’t age very well, but that could be lifestyle (read: binge drinking)

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 03:50:29 PM No. 2173668

>>2173460
And you're a mind reader? Let's see, why wouldn't they be talking about British women when they say British men are ugly? Maybe it's because they're different fucking genders you retard. Are you saying British women look like men?

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 04:37:50 PM No. 2173800

>>2173668
If your dad is ugly, then chances are so are you. You’re from the same fucking gene pool aren’t you? How is it possible that the men are ugly and the women aren’t?
>>2173638
>the stupid trend of bleaching your hair blonde and putting on a brown tan and the excessive makeup
Agree with you there
>the only thing is that all british people don’t age very well
Disagree. If you saw my family you’d take that back. My grandma has hardly any wrinkles and my mother looks like she’s in her early 40s at nearly 60.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 06:52:25 PM No. 2173985

Curious to know if there are any other nonas in County Durham? Moved here a year back but still haven't made any friends kek

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:24:32 PM No. 2174051

>>2173800
>If your dad is ugly, then chances are so are you. You’re from the same fucking gene pool aren’t you? How is it possible that the men are ugly and the women aren’t?
It's not like you pop out the womb looking like a carbon copy of your dad. Are you saying women look like men? Kek. Some of the prettiest girls I've ever seen had the most ugliest, hideous dads ever.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:15:16 PM No. 2174151

>>2174051
God you’re fucking dense. I actually give up. Most people who call the British ugly mention the women, not the men. The British man is the best sailor in the world because of the food, weather and women etc etc. That’s what they say idiot. They say we are fat with ugly faces and fucked up teeth and thin lips and eyes too close together. We are considered the ugliest white women in the world by these kinds of scrotes who are racist and misogynist and by default male identified women. The saddest part is that British men THEMSELVES mention the sailor thing, and they don’t care when you point out they come from us so are just as ugly and that they were raping all of those women in other countries anyway. Because men are fucking retards with no social awareness and don’t understand that if their women are ugly (aka their mothers and sisters and daughters) then THEY are too.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:19:11 PM No. 2174158

>>2174151
My point is when you laugh along with people calling British men ugly, you are laughing with the people laughing at you. There is a lot more fetishisation and adoration (mostly from dumb burgers) for fucking British men (omg ‘arry stoyles!) so stop encouraging burgers to come here and shit on us because you suffer from so much self hatred that you will humiliate yourself to please others who look down on you. Have some self respect.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:46:00 PM No. 2174224

>>2174158
But I think all men from all ethnicities and races are ugly…

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:51:44 PM No. 2174241

confession: I think kebabs are gross. I know its a staple of cheap english food but I have never eaten anything good from a kebab shop, my parents got kebab shop food for dinner and its literally stinking up the whole house. I hate how greasy it is, I hate the culture of getting drunk then getting a kebab its so gross.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:52:32 PM No. 2174244

>>2174241
Kebabs aren't English food they're Turkish

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:54:21 PM No. 2174255

>>2174244
sorry lol let me rephrase, 'cheap english food' in the same vein as chinese food, mcdonalds, fish and chips etc not english but just a staple as cheap food in the country

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:15:49 PM No. 2174289

>>2174158
No offense, but the “burgers love Brit’s” thing is definitely from like the 1950’s, nobody feels that way at all kek

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:02:52 PM No. 2174351

>>2174244
Everyone knows that knobhead, go be pedantic somewhere else

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:40:53 PM No. 2174398

>>2173318
wtf happened in here I thought I’d come back to some chill chats I guess it was not the bongs populating the early morning cc chats.
The rain has started, maybe that is the problem I don’t know

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:42:46 PM No. 2174402

>>2174289
It’s a lot more recent than that, Americans (especially on Tumblr) in the ‘00s and ‘10s were obsessed with British media (like Harry Potter, Doctor Who and Sherlock), and British culture and would post about how they wished they were British.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:47:38 PM No. 2174409

>>2174158
>hurrdurr bong scrotes sexo
Long dead meme. The only burger women who still believe it are in nursing homes.

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 01:04:56 AM No. 2174536

>>2174289
When I’m in the us people are excited and like talking to me about the fact I’m British/Britain so I think they still kind of are

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:03:40 PM No. 2175131

>>2174398
Rageposters who can't stop shitting up threads that are meant to be chill and fun happened. Since everyone replies to those autists the thread went to shit yet again.

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 09:30:39 PM No. 2175570

>>2174402
It’s true, burgers are obsessed with British media, like the shows you mentioned, the fandoms for those shows are literally 90% burgers

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 09:32:01 PM No. 2175573

>>2174536
Same I have family in burgerland and have visited a few times and can confirm this

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 09:36:40 PM No. 2175581

Speaking of burgerland, I find it so weird when I see videos of American pet stores and they have cats and dogs for sale. Mostly cats I think? I couldn’t imagine going into Pets at Home and seeing a cat in a glass box like the hamsters or rabbits. So weird?

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 09:48:50 PM No. 2176663

>>2173318
I’m actually really enjoying this kek

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 07:29:52 PM No. 2178035

>>2169490
>>2169484
more cosy vlogs

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 07:33:08 PM No. 2178041

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>>2178035

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 07:34:01 PM No. 2178043

>>2178035
another

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:42:40 AM No. 2178890

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Can't wait to eat chlorinated chicken.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/sep/19/revealed-far-higher-pesticide-residues-allowed-on-food-since-brexit

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 11:13:01 AM No. 2179009

I actually don't understand the NHS. I've had insomnia really bad, like, 2 - 3 hours of sleep per night. They prescribed zopliclone but it doesn't work. They won't prescribe me anything stronger because I went mental 3 years ago. I got rejected from sleep therapy cos I went mental 3 years ago. My GP is basically ghosting me now. If I was rich I would go private I am so sick of being dismissed. I don't know if its a woman thing, but my boyfriend always gets seen properly, I don't, despite having a known heart condition

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:20:57 PM No. 2179112

>>2178043

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:24:28 PM No. 2179116

I'm really sorry anon, is there anyway you can move to another doctors? I think personally, it all depends on the individual doctors. I have had a lot of positive experience, I have been under mental health on and off since 2013, and I have had positive experiences. Also it depends on the individual GP's

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:13:53 PM No. 2182620

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We lost an icon today fellow bongs. A wonderful woman.

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 02:19:40 PM No. 2184288

anyone watching married at first sight UK? its great trash TV

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 05:35:41 PM No. 2184496

why hte fuck do all ready meals taste like shit now. swear down you used to be able to buy a macaroni cheese from tesco and it was a decadent treat. now i have to put so much salt in it for it to taste like anything. i just bought a microwaveable soup pot of daal because i can't spend much time in the kitchen in the flatshare but i had to keep putting pinches of salt in it becasue it tastes of nothing. it was almost £3!!!!!!

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 06:13:02 PM No. 2184550

>>2184496
I'm assuming you don't mean the tesco finest mac & four cheese?? That stuff is absolutely lush

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:19:47 PM No. 2184653

>>2184550
nah the finest / taste the difference stuff is class

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:33:33 AM No. 2185381

>>2184653
If you haven't tried it yet, try the M&S macaroni cheese. It's part of the two for £7 deal on their pasta meal range.

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 10:31:09 AM No. 2185776

>>2185381
my nearest m&s is a half hour walk away but i might do that later, thanks nona. anyone have other suggestions for things to try while i'm there?

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:05:20 PM No. 2186078

Can anyone recommend a British YouTuber or podcast (preferably something like RedFem), I'm out of content and sick of yanks especially ones with content creator voice

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:27:15 PM No. 2186131

>>2182620
Her eyes were so huge (in a good way)
RIP McGonnogall

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:28:01 PM No. 2186132

>>2184496
Oven pizzas are the exception. I think they’re delicious. Especially with a salad on the side. I like them better than domino’s which is disgustingly greasy.

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:32:04 PM No. 2186138

>>2179009
never met as many misogynistic doctors as in the UK. when my bf is with me, they just talk to him and ignore me even though I am the patient. as a woman, you are just being waved off, it's giving me HyStErIA vibes.>>2179009

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:36:11 PM No. 2186142

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I can’t for the life of me figure out what she’s getting at. Can anyone else? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c781m9v4255o
>>2186138
My mum went to see some Turkish doctor on the NHS about uterine fibroids and he straight up wanted to give her a full hysterectomy, and argued with her when she said she wanted a second opinion. When she did get one they just did a minor operation to remove them and she was fine? And I later found out my grandma who was an RAF wife had a full hysterectomy done when she was 50 and nobody knows why…. People think hysterectomies are just NBD but I swear they impact a woman’s health in so many ways, they shouldn’t be done unless in the case of severe endometriosis or cancer.