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Cracking threadpic
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Wales I'm sorry you got knocked out, and Scotland and NI I'm sorry you never qualified… but who's watching the game on Saturday?
No. 1433936
>>1433935I will be nona
>>1433932Kek can we make this a lolcow banner?
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You guys better keep it PG in here.
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>>1433938Peasant tea that. Picrel: the only brand for me.
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For me it's
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>>1433942>>1433941>>1433938Stop bragging nonnies I can't afford the hoighty toighty tea because it costs £135893 to put the kettle on
No. 1433954
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>>1433946That's the spirit
No. 1434411
>>1434395zero interest in football. some of the norf fc memes amuse me but otherwise i'd rather not hear about it.
>fix a fucked kettledescale your kettle
nonnie! citric acid is the best thing for it. boil some water in a saucepan, pour that into the empty kettle and then fill it with half a box of citric acid. let it sit for at least 15 minutes and then rinse.
if that doesn't work, maybe the plug fuse needs changing.
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>>1434395I hate football too
nonnie, never seen the appeal in it and it's really cringe when ingerlish scrotes around me get really excited and turn into fat red hooligans over it. Whenever someone talks about football to me my brain instantly turns off.
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anyone watching White Lotus? there is a laddish character from essex who burgers seem to find so dreamy and charming. but in the latest episode (not really a spoiler) he gets drunk and sings blowing bubbles really obnoxiously and in true english football fan abroad style, complete with west ham tattoo. you can see the american woman's face begin to sour progressively after that display. it was honestly a very accurate representation.
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Why do burgers always feel the need to comment on food and say that UK has bad food? American 'cuisine' is literally the worst fucking slop I've ever had the pleasure of seeing and consuming. I have American friends and not one of them eats vegetables. Literal beige diets. They also have such poor quality of produce that UK and Europe refuses it. We aren't known for our food over here, but shit, we do good comfort food and have good quality produce. Best food I've had is from a Gastro pub in the Norf. England food bad is such a shitty meme and it's 99 percent Burgers who say it.
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>>1433938Nothing beats a mug of the ol smugglers brew
No. 1434545
>>1434503you are far too defensive over the UK's shit excuse for food
they are both bad
No. 1434552
>>1434503it's all projection. burgers like to yell BEIGE but their food is loaded with sugars and artificial dyes. at least a roast dinner or english breakfast has vegetables in it
i've met just as many burgers as bongs in my time in both countries, who are afraid of vegetables
No. 1434613
>>1434532I've never had this but just from the packaging it looks like my kinda brew kek
>>1434395I'm the nona who posted the original picture of Grealish and I was like you for a long time after moving out of the family home where my bro and dad could get really angry about the football; it would ruin their days if we lost etc. Now I've got a group of chill football fan mates and find it a lot more appealing. Also, eye candy innit.
No. 1434639
>>1434634My Chinese is run by actual Chinese people so… anything, it's all good. I weep when it is Chinese new year and they leave us for a month.
But probably fried rice, prawn crackers, and crispy beef, cannot go wrong.
No. 1434703
>>1434634Takeaway? On a
tuesday? What are you, a hedonistic Roman emperor?
No. 1434851
>>1434703Omg kek
>>1434682My dad used to watch F1 when I was growing up just because my granddad (mum's dad) followed it and he wanted something to talk to him about. So not only was it on every Sunday for a few hours, but literally nobody in the house enjoyed it.
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>>1434628But there is one thing we can all agree on and that is picrel tastes like shit. I’m convinced it’s not real tea.
Not the pre-made iced tea though, that’s good.
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based woman for ruining it for them
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>>1434703Just trying to get through another week
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TIL there are 2 famous gimps in the uk, one good and one evil. I thought people were talking about one guy this whole time
>The Essex Gimp: 'The Somerset Gimp is giving gimps a bad name'
No. 1435936
>>1435897Consent ig???
and of course community outreach godbless.
No. 1436053
>>1435897The Essex Gimp, also known as the Good Gimp of Essex and the Fabled Gimp of Legend, is rooted in ancient ingerlish folklore. Some say he has been wandering the land for years with his Gimplings in tow, spreading cheer and good fortune to those who may encounter him.
According to recent lore, the Good Gimp of Essex has denounced his evil brother, the Sinister Summerset Gimp. There are rumours that the two brothers engaged in a vicious clash that tore through the english countrysides, and many of the Good Gimp's Gimplings were injured and faced huge casualites.
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>>1436356veggie sausage roll. also their mince pies are the best.
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>>1436550Wtf I'm with O2 and I never knew about the free sausage roll!!
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>>1436356my favourite cake is a Pink Jammie. dunkin donuts could never ever
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>>1436620here you go anon
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outing myself as an oldfag but who remembers the ASDA cow button??
No. 1436635
>>1436511KEK
nonnie thank you so much for reminding me of this. Am I right in thinking the squareheaded youtuber WillNe used to do commentaries on this?
No. 1436895
>>1436356Regular pastie
But I remember one time I was young and was child-drunk (too many froot shoots + J20 combo) and it was late so we got something from greggs and because I was so out of it I just pointed at something and to this day I have no idea what I ate. It was something in pastry definitely a pastie with this weird stringy meaty but odd-meaty inside. Still no idea.
No. 1437132
>>1436839Rylan. Pretty sure his voice is my MK Ultra assassin mode
trigger.
No. 1437140
>>1436839I don't really like Nish Kumar, might just be his voice or his general attitude but something is up with him.
>>1437133The anti-woke comedy crowd is so boring, go on any clip of any old british comedy and "you couldn't do this now!!1" unless it's literally papa lazarou yes you absolutely can.
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>>1436369Today I will tell the tale of how the Good Gimp of Essex and the Sinister Summerset Gimp came to be.
Long ago, in the early age of Ingerlandia, there lived two humble peasant brothers known as Gimpleton and Gimpledung. They were close as brothers, and enjoyed their simple poorfag life, but knew nothing of the land beyond their little village - this is because the Arriva buses there were fucking shite and cost £7 for a single and they couldn't leave the village, but anyway.
One day, the Gimpson brothers came across a large tree bearing shiny succulent black fruit - this was unlike anything the brothers had seen before, and they were mesmerised by it! Gimpleton was wary, but Gimpledung immediately reached out to grab a piece of the fruit and scranned that shit like no tomorrow. "That was mint" He exclaimed upon eating the delicious fruit. Gimpleton thought nothing of this, and also scranned a fruit from the tree.
What these simple brothers didn't know however, was that this fruit was a very magical fruit indeed. Each piece of fruit had the opportunity to turn you into a Saintly Gimp or an Evil Gimp, and you couldn't choose.
Suddenly, Gimpledung attacked his own brother, and a long and deadly fight ensued until Gimpleton was forced to flee. When he returned to his village, he noticed that the village had also been cursed by the tainted fruit, and every other poorfag peasant was turned into a likeness of Gimpledung. Fearing for his life, Gimpleton fled to the blessed lands of Essexodar to live his new life in secret.
In the meantime, Gimpledung had wrought fury and despair upon the lands of Somerset, and you can tell because Yeovil is still a shithole to this day. He ruled over the kingdom of Somerset with a malevolent latex fist, turning it into a land of hopelessness, desperation and people with weird accents.
So it was that these two brothers were named The Good Gimp of Essex and the Sinister Summerset Gimp.
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>>1437252SO good. explains a lot about yeovil. thank you nona
No. 1437377
>>1437310NTA but shut the fuck up. Yes, it's terrifying, I agree. I'm
>>1435773 and it freaks me out to think that he's still out there and in my area. But making light of this quite frankly ridiculous situation does not show a lack of empathy. It's human nature to laugh at the absurd, even if it is scary. You're either retarded or from Yeovil; same difference, really.
No. 1437788
>>1437605I’m from the south, I rarely see a Morrisons other than the McColls shops that they took over.
I shop at both Asda and Sainsbury’s, quality of food is 10x better from Sainsbury’s
>>1437772I swear the coop is more expensive than Waitrose.
No. 1437844
>>1437788Co op often comes out as the most expensive in price comparisons, yeah. It’s the only supermarket in my town though. I kick myself when I forget something at big Tesco and have to get it from Co Op for up to 2-3x the price.
I would do the main shop at Aldi or Lidl if I had one local to me. Low prices, quality is the same as other supermarkets, can buy random shit from the middle.
No. 1437864
>>1437772I like the co-op too
nonny. mainly because I think their custard donuts and own-brand four cheese frozen pizza are top tier
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I'm visiting my parents in Scotland for Christmas and just want some tips.
1. The house will most likely be freezing due to the energy bills, I prefer it toasty and I usually struggle when I visit and TBH it keeps me out of the house more than anything. Any tips on staying warm?
2. I want to eat a lot of UK food, I've only got 7 days but I'm bringing fibre sachets and want to make the best of it. So, is there anything new/interesting at Greggs and Wetherspoons? And anywhere else. I haven't been since last Christmas. Last time I had the halloumi fries and they were amazing. I'm going to get a munchy box, chippy and Chinese at LEAST but I think the British are quite innovative with their junk food so maybe there's something I don't want to miss.
Thirdly is there anything else that's significantly changed in the past year?
My contribution is baby Gromit.
No. 1437891
>>1437885Where are you from? Did your parents move there from somewhere else? Sorry just being nosy.
> Any tips on staying warm?hot water bottles and cosy blankets! that's what I have, like, always recently.
No. 1437910
>>1437885other than the suggestions for thermals, layers, hot water bottles etc. i recommend a large thermos flask so you have constantly warm drinks to hand, just keep topping up. instead of frequently turning the kettle for your tea to only turn cold after a couple of minutes.
also, not the kind of suggestion people enjoy, but random spurts of aerobic activity like dancing or jumping jacks, really does help. as does spicy food (but NOT
before the jumping jacks. careful now.)
No. 1437925
>>1437891We’re all Scottish, I just moved away from my hellhole town about 5 years ago to central europe and every time I visit again everything seems a little worse.
Thanks all for the tips! I’ll go for a heated blanket
No. 1438269
>>1437772The co-op is the worst. There's nearly always one in low income areas. It's just as expensive as Marks and Spencer for far worse quality and half the shop is alcohol and diabetes.
>>1438263Since Tesco started doing the club card only bollocks I have just gone to other supermarkets. I'm not giving Tesco my personal details so I can buy special offers when I can go elsewhere.
No. 1438962
>>1438269Co-op or Nisa
All government owned
No. 1438972
>>1436368im so happy someone else thinks their mince pies are the best
my family think theyre like diabetic ones because they lack sweetness
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>>1438969>>1436632I didn't have an ASDA near me growing up but I am old enough to remember when Morrisons used to be Safeway. Good times.
No. 1438983
Stop
>>1438962posting
>>1438969like
>>1438972this
>>1438975You do not need to press enter after quoting.
Pressing enter once is fine
No. 1438994
>>1438993Sorry
nonny, I posted without even reading properly. I hastily posted cos the local one to me was a Waitrose for a short time before becoming a Morrisons
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>>1438994No worries nona. It's weird how they managed to buy out so many existing stores. Me and my friends used to joke that Morrisons was a fascist store because we found the logo design really brutal (before it got re-designed into something softer - pic related) and seemed to suddenly take over lot's of pre-existing supermarkets. Like an invasion. I've never forgiven it.
>>1438995Sainsburys is comfy, if you happen to have a decent local store. And their produce is usually decent, compared to all the others.
I'm glad some of you are actually interested in talking about supermarkets. I have a strange obsession with them and understandably most people I know aren't interested. I usually spend a couple of hours in supermarkets, slowly wandering around, looking at everything, like a retard (only if it's quiet) and have to go alone because I will drive other people insane with how long I take. I don't know what it is.
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>>1438979Man, I remember Safeways. Used to shop in there with my mum every week. Anyone remember Somerfield? I used to work in one as a code checker but the job was shite 'cause night fill lads fucked up my system by pushing the produce I arranged to the back meaning I was finding stuff literally
years out of date. Ended up sleeping half my shift in a toilet cubicle. Good times.
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>>1438173>phoebe waller bridge based
>>1437603>morrisons>sainsburys>tescoI like co-op too kek, they always have good snacks and meal deals.
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furry teesside police
kek
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>>1434532THANK YOU!
I was looking for the true royalty tier teabags in this thread
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>>1439689Yes! I used to visit Netherlands a lot when i was in a LDR with a guy there and would spend a lot of time in Albert Heljn. I liked their glass door displays. Everything was so clean and slick.
M&S Foodhalls are obviously top-tier but for rare treats + Percy pigs.
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>>1439700Percy pig. Huh. That's new to me! Cheers!
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I don't know if these shops still exist but I miss them, haven't seen them around for a while.
No. 1440080
>>1439675deadly serious here: you should be making complaints. Complain every day. Don’t think of it as hurting the posties - it’s helping them. Posties WANT us to complain. The more pressure we put on Royal Mail to fuck off the shareholders and accept the posties’ (very reasonable!!) demands, the faster the strikes will end and then everybody will be happy except the greedy fatcats. Complain!!!!!
>>1434395descaling is unlikely to fix this on a new kettle. can you describe the fault in more detail please kettle-chan? like you flick the switch and it just flicks straight off? does the kettle boil normally if you hold the switch down manually? does the light come on? if no then change the fuse
No. 1441235
>>1441064>high schoolwhy do you talk like a burger?
>TV on wheelsflashback to a time I got detention for my inability to stop laughing during one lesson because the noise of of that TV on wheels being wheeled into the classroom. The silent room + squeaky wheels murdered me.
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>>1441015I have a work training day tomorrow which it would be very fortunate to have to miss. weather app says 40% chance… praying to the goddess of snow.
No. 1441283
>>1439828as a child I was utterly convinced that this was a pet food shop kek
>>1441235ntayrt but in scotland usually people seem to call secondary school high school? it's not uncommon over here anyway
btw nonnas I love this thread, it makes me feel cosy and happy to chat and shitpost about britbong stuff
No. 1441294
>>1441235anon.. high school is literally secondary school… but calling it high school is more common than secondary school? so don't tell me I am talking like a burger!!
>>1441283I am English and we say both but it is more common to refer as highschool especially when you are young.
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rate these soaps:
> eastenders
> coronation street
> emmerdale
> hollyoaks
No. 1441304
>>1441294>>1441283apologies nona. i didn't know this. i have literally
never heard an english, scottish or welsh person call secondary school 'high school' in my 30 years. only ever american people. i wonder if it's a relatively new thing that i missed or if it just seems to be random pockets of the UK that use it. weird.
No. 1441307
>>1441304it's ok
nonnie! sorry I got offended kek. i am 26 and it is what I have always referred it too like between friends and family and in general, although I know the official and correct term is secondary school.
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>>1441301>Eastenders>Everything else My mother used to have it on all the time so it's the only one I've actually watched. I'm not a Londoner but am close enough that it feels very familiar. RIP June Brown, Dot was always my favourite
>>1441337Kek
No. 1441349
>>1441337it fully is. the same goes for everyone who acts on the show. i fully dont believe they're actually literate enough to read the scripts
>>1441342kek this always makes me laugh. the way he spins once on the roundabout and the delivery of the 'true' absolutely kills me
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>>1441340one of the most harrowing eastenders scenes
No. 1441359
>>1441355oh my god kek
mr blobby used to terrify me as a child though
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do you anons remember come outside? aunty Mabel and pippin the dog? I used to love her and her polka dot plane! I remember my mum saying the theme song used to make me emotional so she would have to mute it
what is a nostalgic bong tv show you remember?
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>>1441355Funny how they left the actual jumpscare right until the end.
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>>1441361yes! with the lady from Open All Hours. it also reminds me of being off sick from school because if i recall correctly it was on around mid-morning time.
I mean, so many shows make me nostalgic, it's hard to narrow it down. Playdays is probably my strongest earliest memory. The theme tune and all the different bus stops and puppets.
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>>1441361Hoobledoop woop tiddlypeeps
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>>1441361teletubbies and Pingu came to mind but I think even though they are bong shows (Pingu is brit/swiss) they are kinda worldwide known. so the Tweenies, I remember I had a Tweenies game for my PS1
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>>1441450RIP your video player. The Motorettes' tunes slapped, I still think of their what/why songs
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>>1441361the original Thomas the tank engine
I get mad when burgers/non bongs call it Thomas the train I had a Thomas toy when I was about 4 and carried it everywhere and still have it in this memory box thing I have.
nonas we had the best children's shows in the 90s/00s
No. 1441507
>>1441361fireman sam was my favourite theme song. still rockin' to it right now
>>1441480i loved thomas the tank engine so much. i had the toy, duvet set and lunch box too.
No. 1441526
>>1441507omg I used to love the theme song!
>>1441519 >>1441480speaking of the Beatles, ringo starr narrating Thomas the tank engine used to be so soothing to me? idk why? and I don't tend to like Scouser accents
No. 1441588
>>1441342this deserves to be used as a british cultural history primary source in 50 years
>>1441398hoob hoob hooray
nonny!
No. 1441620
>>1441304It totally is American but my secondary school was called xxxx high school, and I’m in my mid thirties. I’m from the south if that helps??
>>1441394Why bird!
No. 1441791
>>1441771idk I think of reality tv (like towie) as trashy tv? oh my god I love come dine with me, I used to always watch it with my nan. I watch compilations of it on YouTube sometimes.
>>1441763I used to love snog marry avoid, true trashy tv.
No. 1441799
>>1441763Snog Marry Avoid & any of those house wife programs on ITVBe kek
>>1441771Yeah, I consider them background noise programs, like Home and Away and shit. Never known someone to genuinely enjoy those shows apart from my Ma & the episodes/scenes that are always on those 'Classic British memes' videos
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>>1441787Oh my God I love Spaced. I'd love to see it hosted on the movie nights sometime.
No. 1441815
>>1441791>>1441799snog marry avoid is peak british trashy TV
naked attraction is kind of similar in terms of trashiness. i watch it out of morbid curiosity but it's not as good as SMA.
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>>1441763anyone remember Ladies of London? It was on around 2014. reality tv show about british socialites (and a few americans living in the UK)
it had caprice, caroline fleming, annabelle neilson…
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>>1441355Kek. Mr blobby was so horrifying to me as a child. I remember when they had those £1 mr blobby rides in tesco near the checkout and I would always run past it and avoid eye contact.
>>1441361There a too many to list, but one that stands out in my mind that never gets talked about is big kids. The grip this show had on me was insane. The plotline could never work in the modern era though.
No. 1441906
>>1441301I used to be so obsessed with watching eastenders, i also did dabble in coronation street too. Is it me or whenever uk soap operas go for a comedy route, especially eastenders and coronation street, it always delivers? Some episodes are straight up more funny then a lot actual comedy shows.
>>1437603Sainsbury's takes it all simply because of those cookies. I don't live close to asda or Morrisons.
>>1437772They deserve to be erased, you're unironically better off going to waitrose or marks and spencers.
No. 1442170
>>1440080>like you flick the switch and it just flicks straight offYeah I did say that. Sometimes it works like normal though, haven't found any pattern to when it does, it's just random. Didn't think to hold down the switch because I just press it again if it jumps up until I get lucky.
>>1441304Isn't it regional? Nobody down south calls it high school. My school had 'high' in the name but we never called it that, it's definitely a secondary. Even if it is/isn't correct I prefer just saying 'secondary school' to ppl online to be precise because US high school is from ages 14-18 and that just feels different to the memory of being 11-15 then going to a totally separate sixth form college.
Aight now does anyone here remember Learning Land and Jump Ahead on the computers at school?
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thank you Beira, Goddess of Winter for blessing me with snow today. hope you nonas got a snow day too.
No. 1442453
>>1442398Ayrt I'm Dutch, but prior to Brexit I spent at least 4 months per year in England (or Scotland sometimes), which ended up saving a lot of money actually kek. If the directness vs stiff upperlip cultures didn't clash so much, I'd try to marry a bonginita. Sorry for intruding in your thread btw, my cheapskate ass got
triggered by Albert Heijn shilling kek
No. 1442504
>>1442436Anything above 14 degrees isn't so bad for me, I can wrap myself with blankets in the study and camp there while the rest of the house is just "warm enough".
Mold is more a problem with moisture than coldness really. The real issue I've seen is that people aren't ventilating their bathrooms because they want to keep the heat in, and THAT's gonna cause mold if they're not careful.
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I wish i was british :((lolcow.farm/rules)
No. 1442735
>>1442672is it because you want to study at a British university?
do you want to spell color as colour and use degrees celcius? would you watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with your flatmates? will you have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid? would you go to gaff parties every night? are you also willing to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen?
No. 1442824
>>1441361I used to love Balamory (the theme song still gets stuck in my head), Angelina Ballerina + Fifi and the Flowertots!
>>1442436Growing up we went 3 years without putting the heating on and were fine but we were also skint and dressed in lots of layers during winter. Personally I only put the heating on when I need to dry clothes, and even then I keep it on low - I don't know how healthy that is but I'm pretty used to it by now, but ymmv.
No. 1443158
>>1442672As a Brit I am glad I will never be American but you don’t want to be British, it’s not an improvement.
>>1442436Mould is an issue for me in my shitty building and I’m also a bit of an autist who can’t stand wearing too many layers so I have to have it on.
No. 1443374
>>1442824I once had a lucid dream that Angelina Ballerina was dancing on my chest and I couldn't move, couldn't watch it after that.
Love me a bit of balamory though.
No. 1443391
>>1441304Oldfag here, Welsh and we always called it high school. The 3 secondary schools on my side of Cardiff were all called
name of area High School, and still are.
No. 1443491
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What places do you want to visit in the uk? I want to go to bath and rye.
No. 1443615
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nonas what do you think of the scotland gender bill currently being pushed? i can't imagine how it will all end
No. 1444442
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Nonnies, what is your favourite police procedural TV drama series?
Imo, Prime Suspect is still top-tier. I absolutely admire Helen Mirren's character and her story arc. Everything else is so immaculately and talented done, too. Even the background characters are interesting to watch. I think the second season and the first episode of the forth have are the most exciting and moving in terms of the plot and issues concerned.
No. 1444507
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>>1444442The first season of Broadchurch? Does that count?
No. 1444509
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Eating skips right now. What are your favourite crisps nonas?
No. 1444580
>>1444509I bloody love those, I always get the coop own brand cos they do a bigger bag and I can eat them all at once!
Tbh my fave crisps probably don’t count; plain tortilla chips for dipping. Flamin hot wotsits are pretty good too. Probably just the msg tho.
No. 1444642
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>>1444509don’t eat crisps anymore really but i’m a monster munch girl
No. 1445201
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>>1444509pickled onion monster munch or picrel
No. 1445225
>>1441361oh my god yes I remember this. I always used to love the episode where she goes off to the sewerage plant and later in the episode finds a poo on the floor and thinks pippin did it but it's just a fake, gag poo?? such a lovely, wholesome show. I miss being a kid.
>>1441763I love all the trashy weight-loss shows like secret eaters. feels like a guilty pleasure.
>>1441799 snog, marry, avoid was amazing.
>>1442436we're putting on heating on basically only from 5 - 9 when everyone's home but we've always been penny pinchers kek so it's nothing new. I just wear tons of layers. our house is getting mouldy beneath windows though. tbh the condensation on our windows is dreadful but we're about to get a new dehumidifer which has cost almost two hundred quid but it's meant to be worth it. fingers crossed
No. 1446064
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>>1444442if you enjoy comedy dramas too, I enjoyed Babylon (written by peep show creators)
and an old one called The Last Detective with Sean Hughes, which was very comfy.
No. 1446737
>>1445229I remember eating an entire bag of those when I was at uni, I later puked and I haven’t been able to eat either flavour of Sensations since.
They once made a cinnamon sugar flavour popcorn, it didn’t last long but I miss it.
No. 1447661
>>1446788AYRT yeah, it feels like a lot of anons in general are quite young, maybe if there's been an increase in twitterfags or LC being mentioned on tiktok or tumblr. I'm actually 2
8 though so it's definitely not everyone
No. 1448220
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>>1448180Our government cares more about economic migrants than its own women. They are so deeply selfish they would rather import convicted rapists and murderers than pay a woman maternity leave or protect her from harassment. They let this guy into England after he murdered his gf in Moldova and was released early. He then raped and tried to kill a woman over here. Yet shamima begun is banished forever after being a
victim of trafficking.
I’m spoilering this moids mugshot because he is beyond ugly
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-62693438 No. 1448830
God I hate British threads. I knew it would be shit kek. It always attracts twerps who talk about football, fatties, booze, tea, Muslims. Every time. I might learn Welsh just so I can have a half decent conversation about Britain online.
>>1448757Secondary school for most. Age 11+. It varies. In my area, French and German once a week, until aged 14. Then you can drop. Majority do. German has always been very unpopular. Only a few thousand take it up. French is very badly taught, you copy from a textbook, no talking and little listening (to a shitty tape). School trip to France after a few years learning and students end up distraught to discover they cannot understand a bloody thing said to them and the French hate talking to them anyway kek.
No. 1448874
>>1448828Oh and I want to add that, in my school specifically, we did Spanish and French from 11-13 or 14, then we could only pick either of the two for our GSCE, then I think we learnt it two or more times weekly. I remember having ‘double French’ on a day (two lesson blocks in a row) and again on another day in the same week.
Our language teachers were based, they handed out sweets like crazy as a reward and after some of my exams the teacher would but us a cheap cake from Sainsburys, obviously nobody had a knife so he had to use a ruler to cut it(dw, he cleaned it first).
No. 1449621
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Favourite pot noodle flavour, go
No. 1449932
>>1449621My mam said they cause cancer one time when I was a kid when we went to butlins and I asked for one, ever since have not had one.
That being said, sticky rib.
Also a fun one, apparently the pot noodle people are really weird because they got in trouble for advertisements calling pot noodles 'the slag of all snacks' ages ago.
No. 1451251
>>1449215My dad uses the word scrotes and he's a sixty something year old man. He uses it to mean young men who just cause trouble and piss about all day. I've not heard it much but it's definitely a thing.
>>1450722Essex for me too, probably because of The Only Way is Essex TV show. I think Essex and I think fakery and trashiness.
No. 1451261
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Is political discussion allowed? I'm just wondering how is everyone planning to vote whenever the next general election comes around. Are we going to finally get the Torys out? For Labour voters, are you still willing to vote for the party even when half of them can't give a straight answer to the question 'what is a woman'?
No. 1451308
>>1451261I want the Tories out and I used to be a Labour voter but now I find myself genuinely politically homeless. Labour are tranny-pandering spineless arsewipes who don't really have an ounce of genuine leftism in them anymore and Tories are happy to see electric bills rise to £500 a month and do fuck all about it. I really don't know what to do about voting.
I think I'll end up voting Labour regardless honestly but then I just fear for the outcome of women. There's only one good point for Tories and it's that they're not shilling for trannies (as much, anyway) but I come from a part of the country that was decimated by Conservatives so I can't bring it in me to ever vote for them. They've made it clear they dgaf about the working class.
No. 1451511
>>1450867COME ON ENGLAND
my hometown is on here get innn
No. 1451523
>>1450722The West Midlands and I was born in the Black Country. The whole area is a decayed shit hole.
>>1451261I will never vote Labour again. It's a paedo party that allowed muslim rape gangs to operate for decades.
No. 1451761
>>1451308>>1451342same boat as you nonnies. I feel like not much would change with Kier starmer. He is Blairite/Tory-lite anyway and would only worsen things for women. I will
never vote Tory but I'm not feeling at all motivated to vote Labour either. Even the Women's Equality Party is in favour of self ID at this point.
By the way, if you haven't already, you can sign up to the Women's Rights Network to help bring awareness and change. If enough women wake up to this, they'll have to take notice when it comes to policies etc.
https://www.womensrights.network/ No. 1452144
>>1451261Normally I would just throw away my vote because all politicians are bad politicians, but the tory party has so systemically torn this country apart since they've been in power I feel like it would be dishonest to vote anything other than labour.
I hate them all equally but fuck, the Tories somehow manage to be an even lower level of fucked than the others.
No. 1452179
>>1452170Honestly? I think none of that is as important as the fact that I'm currently freezing in my phone, can barely afford to pay my heating bill and that half of the country is on strike so if I got suddenly sick there would be no ambulances to get me to the hospital.
It's not that I don't care about any of that other shit, but holy fuck is the country in so much disarray at the moment the only thing I want is the tories out, then I can start figuring out the rest.
No. 1452180
>>1452179>freezing in my phonefreezing in my home*
fuck im retarded
No. 1452186
>>1452179aw
nonnie. i get you.
No. 1452416
>>1451761Uhhh I signed it and also signed a gov petition it linked to "Update the Equality Act to make clear the characteristic “sex” is biological sex", we don't have to put our legal full names on there, do we?
Btw I can't believe we have to clarify what sex is now, this petition feels like it's well intentioned but I can't help but hear the way it sounds just like the word 'woman' being turned into 'cis woman'. The last feminist petition I signed didn't make it through IIRC…
No. 1452638
>>1452416You can join here
https://www.womensrights.network/join-us so that you can be part of events and campaigning if you wish. It does involve a vetting process though (understandably) so if you're not comfortable giving your information to them then it won't be for you. If you feel powerless and want to do something though, then it's a good place to start.
>can't believe we have to clarify what sex is nowThis is what is motivating me to do something. If we lose our ability to define ourselves as a sex class and the right to refuse men from single sex spaces then we are screwed.
No. 1452650
>>1452632I keep going back and forth on this. If it felt like Labour would actually make significant social + environmental improvements then it would be a lot clearer.
Also, in terms of thinking of voting with the most vulnerable in mind… I do think this gender shit has and will continue to have more of a negative impact on vulnerable children and women. More than half the population but particularly the women at the bottom, who don't have cushty lives where they can identify as whatever they want. The real world knows what a woman is.
Saying that, despite the Tories hating trannies, it does not stop the harmful effects of gender ideology. The NHS still allows men into female wards, universities still allow men into women's toilets, rape shelters (except for Beira's) allow men. So even if there are laws that supposedly protect us, they're not being put into action. So is there even a point?
And we know they hate women just as much. Our health secretary is anti-abortion, is another thing to keep in mind.
No. 1452658
>>1451308I feel the same.
The real problem is it is always red v blue, there is nothing else to choose from that stands a chance of winning. The media are owned/sponsored by them, old people who are stuck in their boomer ways will always vote Tory.
This is just my 2c but I feel like it’s gonna have to get a whole lot worse before it gets better and I hope smaller parties have a say, it will inspire real change.
No. 1452988
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You guys do know there’s more parties other than Tory and labour right?
No. 1453277
>>1452988Not if you don't like wasting your vote there isn't.
I love FPTP
No. 1454929
>>1454878yep, consoomerism and this
>>1454886 combined. suppress all genuine feelings and eat a mince pie
No. 1455015
>>1454883>>1454929At least Christmas in the UK hasn't reached 'halloween in USA' levels yet. The entirety of fall and part of late summer has become a consumerist nightmare.
t. expat
No. 1455252
>>1455044that sucks nona, i'm sorry. I have a friend who worked for Mind charity and apparently they are really good for offering support/info. they can also advocate for you in terms of getting your GP to cooperate, not sure if you have tried there before
https://www.mind.org.uk/I love the NHS but it is barely able to function right now. it's sad and I don't know what the alternative will look like either. Tories are determined to destroy it.
No. 1455478
>>1455476nothing is wrong with you, you just have different tastes. i fucking love peep show (i've rewatched it about 4 times after discovering it during lockdown) but there's plenty of very acclaimed objectively well made shows i just don't 'get'. don't let people shame you for it,
nonnie.
No. 1455574
>>1455552omg
nonnie. I am a huge onefootfag, it's my favourite show of all time. TLOG is great too (and inside no9)
No. 1455575
>>1455476what shows
do you like? we can recommend you something more to your taste.
btw gavin and stacey is shit and boring - nothing wrong with you. I love peep show but admit it takes a while to get into and can be "boring" if you're not in the mood for that kind of thing.
No. 1455770
>>1455490Oh gosh yes. Hugely underrated imho.
Dylan is so attractive in this. Love you for mentioning this nonna.
No. 1455809
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>>1434503This is like a 20 day old post but I was thinking about this while I was home in the UK for Christmas. Food quality in the US is noticeably different when you buy it cheap, but you can find some of the best food there too. Mexican food is unlike anything we have here, you can buy freshly made tamales there and sweet bread. You can also find super authentic, cheap and healthy Korean food unlike here where you'd probably need to go to London for it. Clam chowder from Washington and cheese from the mid West is fantastic. San Francisco is known for its sour dough bread. It's like how people kind of bash the UK for toad in the hole, when in reality we have some really great food. Don't be afraid to try the food in the US because you can find some really good stuff.
No. 1455840
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What do you think of Skins? aka prehistoric funnier better written euphoria I was a young teenager when the first few series came out so for that it will always have a special cringe place in my heart
No. 1455853
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>>1455846AYRT I always imagined it would have been created by some guys similar to Levinson, like weird and obviously coomers but also "cool" if you're 14. But then I found out it was really made by a father-son duo(??) from Scotland, picrel
No. 1455872
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>>1455840I enjoyed it, the characters are very flawed and funny. I liked the parents’ dynamics as well.
No. 1456024
>>1455875donating plasma just to buy christmas gifts wtf? i'm guessing you live in the states. not only is fucked up to expect someone to donate their blood to buy you a christmas present but you can't make money from it here in the UK…
Also we have gumtree instead of craigslist.
No. 1456088
>>1456084not everyone cares this much about christmas presents jfc. it's deranged to put this much importance into it. and why are you even in this thread if you're not a brit?
I get why this
>>1455865 anon is upset because her boyfriend knew she was getting him a more expensive gift and should have set a limit if he couldn't afford to do the same in return (sounds like he just couldn't be arsed to make the effort).
but in your case, if it's not just a bait, you are expecting your husband who does all the housework and looking after the kids all day to buy expensive gifts when you know very well he doesn't make as much money as you. I mean, whatever works for you both but it's a ridiculously high standard and very superficial. You sound like a moid larping tbqh.
No. 1456099
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why are yous all arguing about blood plasma? Just shut up you mong x
No. 1457449
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Gyns I just saw this Scrote on Twitter and I’m struggling to process. Please help. I want to brutally beat this bespeckled beirdo to death.
https://twitter.com/saralikeclara/status/1608134716963622912?s=46&t=grz-Ecid6JnpUSoprYuexw No. 1457456
>>1457401The thing about Tories is they might hate trannies but they don't care about women's rights. And many tories are in favour of self ID (like theresa may, fabricant etc.) so we could see a turnaround at some point.
And even if we don't have the self ID laws, it isn't making much difference. Like I said here before - NHS still allow men into women-only wards, men are still allowed into women's rape shelters and support groups, men are still in women's sports. Many of these cases are based on self ID but go unchallenged because of the current climate and the trans-inclusive training forced into these institutions. Protection for women is never on their minds. Any 'win' we have against the gender shit is just because Tories hate anything related to LGBTQ+.
I completely understand the urge to give the finger to Kier though. I think I will just vote 'none'
https://www.votenone.org.uk/protest_votes_count.html No. 1457462
>>1457449>"I'm entitled"yeah we can see that you smug twat.
imagine having the confidence to "educate" people on something whilst admitting you haven't researched it at all.
meanwhile, statistics show 90% of sexual assault claims take place in unisex areas. and almost half of the TIMs in women's prisons in the UK are rapists.
No. 1457483
>>1454878>Is it the consumerism?yes, but british christmases have nothing on american christmases when it comes down to it. i live in france now, and like you said, in europe you can detach yourself from the holidays and pretend it isn't happening, which is what i ended up doing. but in the states it is so hard to detach from the holidays. there's just so much - way too much - pressure to do things. people barging in and out your house, spending thousands on food people pick over, strangers competing to see who has the best this or that, buying gifts for people or not getting gifts at all. i could go on. then they'll throw some weak christian bullshit in it to try to soften it up, like okay just because you threw the nativity on your lawn doesn't make it any better dumb dumb. my ideal christmas would be spent in the mountains until new year's far, far away from civilization, but i digress lol.
No. 1457487
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>>1457449>90s paedophile glasses>receding hairline and gelatinous double chin>"i haven't looked at the statistics…">"i'm entitled…"Imagine not only being visibly disgusting, but also having the audacity to think that your opinion is valuable or relevant when you haven't even done any fucking research on it. Men are the only ones to get away with this shit. His "research" is probably just watching tranny porn in the depths of his pornsickness after his penis won't work because he's already cleared the entire exploited real woman section of pornhub.
I miss when these men would just work in factories or die in wars at the age of 18. Cannot stand this faux-intellectual high body fat percentage dad-bod breed of English scrote, they all look like their stubby shapeless fingers stink of Wotsits and like they just came from the same irradiated test tube that Vaush spawned from.
No. 1457511
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I'm English, my boyfriend is American. We started dating just before the pandemic and he was in really great shape. Pandemic happened, and he ended up working from home. He couldn't go to the gym. By the time I next saw him in late 2021 he had put on a lot of weight and he was clearly very self conscious about it. He has since only put on more weight and he is about double my size. I don't know how to politely motivate him because I am not attracted to him and I worry about his health. When he met my mum, she was egging him on to eat more and more. I know she had sweet intentions but I wanted to try and stop her because he puts on weight so easily. I think it's a British thing to just kind of gloss over it which is why I've let him get to this stage. Meanwhile his dad screams at him for getting so fat.
No. 1457563
>>1457511does he want to lose weight? now is the perfect time because you can frame it as a new year's resolution. you could mention wanting to eat better in 2023 and see how he reacts to that. if he says he wants to do the same, then you can start holding him to it.
but ultimately it's his responsibility and it can't be on you to motivate him all the time, if he shows no interest or willingness. tell him you worry about his health, if it continues.
No. 1458461
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Something that really annoys me as a Brit living in the US is the amount of us who just lie about what America is like and the Americans who idolise our country. The amount of people in the UK who believe contactless payments and bank transfers don't exist is ridiculous. A load of people also asked me what it's like having to drive everywhere, when public transport where I am is free. Driving is also super cheap, I spent about £1k learning how to drive in England. Also, I lived in the middle of piss nowhere in the UK and you needed a car to get around. Its just city dwellers who suck on GWRs cock. Also heard people say US education is "the worst in the world" when they go to Nottingham Trent. I'm pretty sure US has the highest no. Of top Unis globally.
I talked to an American who told me they were moving to Northern Ireland because of the recent ban on abortion and rising costs. When I told her that abortion was still illegal in NI and that it was the most expensive place to live in Europe, they said "it doesn't affect me".
Do people just like to sell the idea that Britain is so much better? I feel like we're just as stupid as each other.
No. 1458524
>>1458506>"Did you know that the chemicals they use in their food is banned in the EU! They all eat GMO crap"Red 5 and other food colourings are not banned in EU, they require that a warning be printed for it causing hyperactivity in Children. EU also imports GMOs and requires that they be labelled.
>"Their education is worse!"US has the best higher education in the world, with UK ranked second. Global employers rank degrees earned from US and UK institutions higher than any other nation excluding Canada. Canada requires many UK degree holders retrain. More Americans speak a second language than Brits.
>"They only ever visit the tourist spots"Whenever I have asked another Brit where they've visited in the US, they say Florida (disney land), NY, LA, Vegas.
No. 1458832
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nonnies i'm conducting an experiment. please post your thoughts on the following moids:
>russell howard>frankie boyle>ricky gervais>james corden>dan howell and phil>owen jones>>1458677us northerners need to stick together hun xx
No. 1458846
>>1458832>russell howardCreepy.
>frankie boyleDisturbing.
>ricky gervaisOverrated.
>james cordenPunchable.
>dan howell and philIrrelevant.
>owen jonesTwat.
No. 1458938
i remember meeting a girl on a lolcow discord from my city once… we didn't really hit it off, which was a shame because she seemed really smart and cool and it would be great to get a coffee with someone i met off here. northern nonnies hang in there
>>1458832>russell howardcompetent to the point of being bland. boring on taskmaster.
>frankie boylenever seen his comedy but he looks annoying
>ricky gervaisobnoxious
>james cordenim very ashamed of how hot i find him physically.
>dan howell and philbrings back too many memories of school for me to even see their faces without retching
>owen jonesdon't know who he is
No. 1459124
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>>1458832>russell howardprick
>frankie boyleprick
>ricky gervaisprick (but I love the office and karl pilky stuff)
>james cordenprick
>dan howell and philwho? pricks, probably
>owen jonesprick
slightly ot but i only recently found out that laura in
Him & Her is russell howard's sister. she is 5000 x funnier than him, my god
No. 1459163
>>1458937What a horrible experience. I hope you and your mother never have to go through anything like that again.
I've been to A&E only once, after burning my lower body with boiling water. They put me on a bed and forgot about me for over 3 hours. Someone came in eventually and said "Oh! You're still here?". Did they expect me to give up and go home?
I've tried getting medical help though a GP for my mother and her referrals never get sent off. They tell you to sit and wait when in reality noone is actually working on your case. I legit fear if I ever get into a bad accident I will have no hope of getting medical help here.
No. 1459425
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Happy 1st anniversary to our threadpic. cheers nonnies!
No. 1459454
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>>1458832>russell howardretarded but alright for 5 mins
>frankie boylerecognise him, but don't know shit
>ricky gervaispicrel. enough said.
>james cordentraitor
>dan howell and philWas my childhood but now bait if they're bumming or not (two grown ass gay men living together in their own house at 30, why you dragging it)
>owen jonesNo clue but looks like a tory
No. 1459762
>>1458832>russell howardseems a bit naff, used to think he was fairly good looking when he was on mock the week though (i know…)
>frankie boyleginger
>ricky gervaisi prefer him to james corden, sorry
>james cordenunfunny
>dan howell and philresponsible for the creation of thousands of fakebois, mostly burgers though
>owen jonespickme gay who likes to pretend he doesn't have a "genital preference" for dick for some reason
No. 1460027
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>>1459762>likes to pretend he doesn't have a "genital preference" for dickhe pretends he would date a TIF for the clout but doesn't honestly consider it for a second because he is a gay man. but he doesn't give a fuck if lesbians are being pressured to suck dick.
No. 1460074
I just want to say that wetherspoons are more depressing each time I go back to visit family. I used to love that I could go to a pub and eat hot food for so cheap (it was 4 quid for the burger and pint combo) but now it's so unpleasant it puts me off wanting to eat anything. The tables are almost always sticky and there's a gloomy aura about the place.
>>1458802Far up north it's dire. I'm from Switzerland and make 3x annually than I would the equivalent position in the UK, yet I caught myself thinking "shit that's expensive" for a LOT of stuff. I found myself having to actually watch what I was spending vs. in the past when I didn't even look at the total. I can't imagine what it's like for people on average UK wages.
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picrel was taken on 28th december 2022 in Tesco. has it always been this way? i feel like there is extra consoomerism going on.
anyway, happy easter.
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>>1460347I kept seeing people sharing pics of the new EDGY toblerone egg, 2 days post xmas. That and plush collectors were posting about valentines edition squishmallows.
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>>1460347my boyfriend went to tesco on boxing day and came home with a creme egg for me, you've just reminded me, thanks
No. 1460605
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watching this show is an experience as a northerner who isn't stinking rich
No. 1461142
>>1458832>russell howardLiked his older stuff
>frankie boyleWeird ears. Tries too hard to come off as a prick.
>ricky gervaisAgain liked his older stuff. Not a fan but I like the fact he speaks his mind.
>james cordenFat prick who has small dick energy
>dan howell and philWho?
>owen jonesWho??
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Romesh Ranganathan is not funny. He was on the NYE edition of Graham Norton and Hugh Laurie was funnier than him without even trying.
No. 1461972
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has anyone else being following what has been going on with Jack Monroe? she is a british food writer who has become famous for recipes using food bank ingredients.
>lied about being working class/living in poverty
>cookbooks contain retarded advice like cutting open a tin can to use as an egg ring (someone pls call 999)
>attention seeking + compulsive liar
>non binary they/them + TRA
>patreon scammer (£60k a year with no updates)
she has been trending on twitter because of how dumb and dangerous some of her “money-saving” suggestions are. hope she gets exposed as the fraud she is.
shame because i love the idea of a mainstream food writer sharing recipes for those struggling, just wish it didn't have to be a narcissist with dangerous advice.
No. 1462110
>>1462016exactly, no need for the grift since it's not like other foodie celebs care about inserting their nose into this niche (such as Jamie Oliver) but she has a perpetual need to be a
victim. she is well educated and makes a good living but people who are barely scraping by are donating to her. it's sad.
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S3 of the drama happy valley has just started and I am rewatching the first two seasons to recap and because I loved it lol. When I heard this I immediately thought of this place
No. 1462518
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>>1462511diane morgan (aka cunk)
No. 1462519
>>1462518>>1462517i think part of why i said diane is because she worked with graham, helen & ricky too. plus she just seems like a no-bullshit type.
>guys from League of Gentlemen arei think they're the type of guys to stay out of it, one way or another.
No. 1462522
>>1462520YES. I've wondered about her too. and maybe her husband julian barrett too.
ot but i only recently discovered her podcast with vicky pepperdine and it's hilarious. for anyone who doesn't know it, i recommend:
https://www.dearjoanandjericha.com/ (they pretend to be patriarchy-worshipping agony aunts)
No. 1462524
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>>1462517konnie huq was spotted following lots of terfy accounts and liking JKR tweets. pretty based of her. i wonder if that means charlie brooker is gender critical too.
No. 1462529
>>1462525yep and she has been hounded since but has kept quiet on it. this troon
reported her to her own husband kek
https://twitter.com/notCursedE/status/1595417273564536833 basically saying "control your woman"
No. 1462533
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>>1462511Sonia Sodha (Guardian writer) is very openly terfy and has written a bunch of articles about it
>>1462524I didn't know about this but based Konnie
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>>1462511if we are extending "
terf" to mean gender critical men too then James Dreyfus (Gimme Gimme Gimme, Thin Blue Line) is very open about his views and defending LGB & women's rights
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>>1462536and Robert Webb
unsurprisingly it's much easier for the men to be open about this issue. but still.. based.
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I like Nish Kumar & James Acaster okay separately, but put in the same room together it becomes so clear that they both have the exact same brand of comedy and it's being a grown man pretending to be a toddler and whining. I need a 2 week detox between watching episodes of stuff either are in.
No. 1462571
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>>1462511Jennifer Saunders! She has hinted at it very subtly a few times, is free pro free speech and apparently has liked terfy stuff on twitter (pic related).
Meanwhile, Lumley has declared that Patsy was in fact trans. I know this was a bit of a joke in some of the episodes though so whatever.
No. 1462586
>>1437083He had a beautiful singing voice, so soulful. He deserved to be more famous.
>>1462572tbf i don't think i can think of a single i know personally on
terf island who gives a fuck about troons. I worked in primark and her being a
terf didn't stop harry potter shit fly off the shelves. This is coming from someone who lived in london too, i can't imagine how it would be in other places. I just don't think there are enough sjw types to give a shit about jk rowling because tbf those types probably too busy getting bullied by everyone.
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>>1463151it is mostly her new cookbook being slammed at the moment, by a lot of normies and reviewers. things like pic related. just pointlessly dangerous advice.
but a lot of people who speak out against her are usually called terfs and/or right wingers. her nonbinary credentials seem to be doing her a lot of favours i suppose.
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>>1462533i really like sonia sodha. glad there's someone like that at the guardian bc i'm tired of having to read tory papers to see some anti-TRA stuff
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>>1463434I love Jacqueline Wilson. I still have my collection of her books in my loft, I used to reread them over and over
No. 1463477
>>1463259I wonder if/how hard Owen Jones seethes knowing she works for the same paper as him but in a higher up position
>>1462586This song is still good imho but I find his hard nipples so distracting when I watch the video kek. It must have been cold in the room
No. 1463479
>>1463434>>1463474wow this makes me happy. loved her books as a child. good woman.
glad to know we still have at least three terfy children's authors not pushing gender shit onto young girls (JK, Konnie and Jacqueline)
No. 1463494
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What is your opinion on this? It seems like our government wants to crush any studies outside of STEM - no plans to make English compulsory despite reading level dropping dramatically in British adults.
No. 1463497
>>1463494the subject that no barely anyone finds useful in adult life, to the point where it's become a meme. utterly useless.
what is his justification for it? i saw that he said "it's personal" for him. does he think he is some kind of economics genius because he married a billionaire heiress and avoids taxes?
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>>1464526tracy beaker would be a farmer
No. 1465799
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>>1461972Interesting article for anyone following her downward spiral
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jan/07/jack-monroe-interview pic rel is in relation to what she was spending donated money on. she basically admits to being a fraud.
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catching up with the apprentice. the homophobechans of /ot/ might hate me for saying it but gregory is my favourite so far. i have to support other autists even if they're libdems
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there is no incentive to work in the uk anymore.
i would argue that the UK is really only a good place for people who do not work, or who work part-time for low wages and qualify for low income benefits.
if you work, you're gonna be taxxed out your arse in order to support those aforementioned groups while living a very deprived sub-lifestyle, even if you have a partner to share expenses with.
in addition to this, the average professional salary in the UK does not provide adequate income to purchase a house here (avg. $400,000) however people who occupy council houses (government houses, 17% of the uk live in there) are entitled to buy that house at an enormous discount (which is paid for by working people like yours truly) through a scheme called Right to Buy, which gives them to opportunity to purchase at a large discount, which is paid for by public funds (taxpayer money).
so essentially, while professional taxpayers (doctors, teachers, nurses) on middle incomes can't afford to buy their own homes, the government has no issue with using our tax money to subsidise houses for other people who either dont work, or who work min wage jobs.
i am not trying to cast judgement on people who do not work, but i will certainly be joining the mass exodus on working people who defect to other countries with more reasonable taxes and wages.
the best strategy for brits is to get the free university training in the uk, and then get the hell out of dodge and get paid fairly for their work. and yes, you are reading this table correctly. otherwise you are stuck working for third-world wages, paying first-world housing costs, AND having an outrageous tax and council tax bill to boot.
the UK is currently having a doctor, teacher, and nurse crisis, because <shockingly> no one wants to work for monopoly money after spending 4-6 years in university, and any doctor with any sense of self-preservation fucks off to the USA with their hard earned MD.
No. 1466881
>>1458461>contactless payment and bank transfersYes but how long does it take for the transaction to appear in your bank account
nonnie? In the UK it is instant. I can send my friend money on my bank's app and they get it within seconds. Do you still have to use CashApp or Venmo to do that?
>carMost of America is the middle of nowhere. Last time I was there my friend lived in an apartment complex that pulled out into a highway. You literally could not leave or enter by walking at all. Being too lazy to walk or stuff being far away in the UK is not really the same as no pedestrian crossing.
The UK sucks now but when I moved here in 2009 it legitimately was better than the USA for the average person.
No. 1467108
>>1466850I hate this too
nonnie. I always wanted to be a research scientist, but after seeing the starting salaries at like £27000 for all those years of education i'm planning on emmigrating as soon as I finish my undergrad.
I also hate when people say that nurses shouldn't be striking because it's selfish. What would they say if the doctors could strike? All they want is to be able to live comfortably after the exhausting work they do. Especially I support the ambulance workers and 999 operators who end up with PTSD after a year on the job and are still around minimum wage. Like you said, most sensible healthcare workers fucked off to private or another country where they get paid fairly.
Have you seen the reform UK party? I normally vote labour but if I still live here next general election I think i'll vote for them, their economic policies seem decent and we need a change from the conservative crap we had for the last 12 years. Starmer's a sellout so he's no better.
No. 1467348
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Sharon Davies is another one to add to the British terf-y list. Just seen she has a book out in the Spring on the unfair advantages men have in women's sport. based.
I met her as a 9 year old child and wrote a follow up letter to her cos i was such a fan, and she sent the nicest reply back, which i wasn't expecting. makes me so happy that she is still a great lady and standing up for women.
No. 1467400
>>1467108Nta but junior doctors took strike action years ago (and seems like they will again soon), and people just thought they were acting like brats. The average britbong is suffering from such a degree of brainrot that they cannot see a connection between their inability to get medical treatment and the political shite going on.
Regarding the Reform Party, if the polls continue this way until the next election I’d encourage anyone to vote for whoever they want. Otherwise, if you disagree with what’s currently happening, tactical voting is required. I have a lot of issues with Starmer’s Labour but I’d rather get them in than vote for a smaller party that better aligns with my views, just to see another overall Tory victory. It’s not worth it. I took comfort in the suggestion that the big parties were all centrist now, but this shitshow has firmly convinced me otherwise.
No. 1467415
>>1467411funny you mention it because i first noticed friday in sainsburys. there is now a note on the packing 'no best before to cut food waste'. but there is no
news or announcement about it that i can find. it's a good thing though, i think.
No. 1467431
>>1466881Contactless is instant. I can check my banking account and it shows the transaction has been made immediately for both my UK and US accounts. I mostly use PayPal and Venmo because for some reason my British sim card blocks me from downloading cashapp so I can't speak for that. Basically, on PayPal it puts it into your PayPal balance and then you need to withdraw it but Venmo deposits it into your bank account immediately without needing to give the other person any details besides email or phone number. As for bank transfers, it works the same as my UK one too where you put in a friends details and it shows up as deposited straight away. I think some banks prefer you do it in branch to prevent any scams (especially with older people).
I'm from the middle of nowhere Welsh countryside where one bus runs every 2 hours and there are about 2 lamposts. It's a good 30 minute drive to a Tescos. Where I am right now has free buses and trams so it's a pretty accessible city in the US. I will say though that I visited a town in Texas (that was 70% title loan businesses and 30% dollar trees) and it had no means of public transportation or even pavements. It was one of the poorest cities in America so you saw a lot of people having to walk across busy roads. Learning how to drive is much cheaper though which I think is good, I think they even offer driving Ed classes in some schools which I wish we could've done in UK. Some rural parts are absolutely impossible to navigate on foot here.
No. 1467518
>>1467503i think people just aren't used to knowing what
looks or smells in date anymore. it used to be something we relied on but now get scared to use something one day past it's sell-by date which is only a guide. i'm glad the dates are going because it will stop me personally wasting so much food (i have a mental block when it comes to using past the sell-by date because i'm retarded but i think a lot of people are the same way, unfortunately).
it doesn't help that a lot of supermarkets seem to store their fresh produce in really shitty conditions. so even if it's within date, it's all slimey and rotten. tesco being the worst for this imo.
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I hope they demolish that bitch amen.
No. 1469181
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Who do you think is the bigger attention whorerry between the two Harries?
No. 1470496
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>>1462208Just started watching Happy Valley from series 1 and this article caught my eye:
https://unherd.com/thepost/happy-valley-the-crime-drama-that-avoided-porn-and-won/ which was a good read for anyone interested.
>the most feminist thing on British TVI hadn't thought about it before now but this could be true.
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>>1470496I watched the first two series when they first came out years ago. Can't remember anything to be honest so I decided to rewatch them again before series three and I've been really enjoying it. Afaik the same woman wrote for Last Tango in Halifax where Sarah Lancashire plays based lesbian Caroline
No. 1474087
>>1473468trans bullshit has become such a hot topic here on
terf island in the last few years that i feel like now it's only a matter of time before something really blows up. i don't know how but it feels like things will inevitably cumulate in some very dramatic and autistic way soon
No. 1502085
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The ginger dwarf from the north has resigned
https://www.euronews.com/2023/02/15/scotland-why-did-nicola-sturgeon-resign-and-who-will-replace-herIt of course had nothing to do with recent tranny scandals such as the gender reform bill, refusing to define what a woman is or putting troons convicted of rape in women's prisons.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/nicola-sturgeons-trans-prison-saga-continues/ No. 1505994
>>1455490I work in a library and this has been recommended to me by a coworker
nonny, I may try binging it soon, and Happy Valley!
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>"Guess who's getting a 4 day work week? Guess who gets a minimum of 5.3 weeks paid holiday? Required maternity leave? That too. Guess who has employee benefits and protection? That's right. ME. My Anglo ass gets ALL of that!! Wallow in it! 4 day work week bitches!!"
No. 1506132
>>1504061could be mental illness coupled with what
>>1504838 said. when i went to uni i was extremely anxious and didnt like going to the kitchen when other people were around, so id leave plates in my room like that for way too long.
the sink thing is bad though. a lot of the students in my accommodation (all of them moids, typical) would leave the kitchen in an absolute state and people would usually leave some kind of passive aggressive notes about cleaning up after yourself. maybe try something like that if you dont want to talk to her directly, idk
No. 1506247
>>1506223I had a guy begging near my local supermarket a few months ago, saying he needs £20 per day to pay for a hotel room some charity or the council provided him. £600 per month - that's enough to rent an apartment. I guess he was lying as they usually are but I felt bad because I saw him stop a few women and they did give him money.
I used to work in the center of a big city and it made mefeel completely unfazed by any beggars. Every day at the bus stops, the same person needs 20p for their ticket to go to hospital. Same guy on the bus spinning a story how he's stranded and needs to return to Canada. I worked in a charity shop and beggars would come in and demand I give them our stock "because you're a charity! you're supposed to help me!". This was half a decade ago but it does seem worse now. I noticed beggars on the roads shaking cups at people waiting on red lights, I only saw this kind of thing in America before.
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>>1506247I’m also unfazed by them. When you see so many and are repeatedly hounded and treated poorly by them, you stop caring. I lived in a city with lots of druggies and homeless and they know exactly who to target and how to intimidate them. I only give money to homeless women. Also has anyone seen this case lately? Disgusting. The scrote jury failed to reach a verdict because they believe everything a man says no matter how depraved or unlikely.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11750077/Man-33-accused-raping-drunk-student-asking-face-retrial.html No. 1506273
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>>1506270Didn’t even give evidence to the jury yet they believed him. What a disgusting person. I hope all homeless scrotes die.
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>>1506288>>1506295it stinks of burger gunfaggotry in here
No. 1517969
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what podcasts do you all listen to that isn't american? I'm trying to find some new ones, preferably with women hosts.
ones I've enjoyed recently
>joan and jericha
>women like us
>athletico mince
>adam buxton, depending on guest
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thoughts?
No. 1556793
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has anyone else disable alerts on their phone ahead of tomorrow's alarm test? i'm so jumpy about noises and don't see how helpful this service is gonna be in the UK… unless you live in an area that is prone to flooding perhaps.
No. 1556801
>>1556793Pretty sure it’s gonna alert your phone regardless of whether you turn alerts off anon. All countries have them, Japan for example uses them for earthquakes.
Makes sense to prepare than just do nothing
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How many more years do you think it'll take for the monarchy to be abolished? I hope I live to see it tbh
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I have zero interest in the monarchy but I like seeing the stuff people come up with. Seen anything good?
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>>1567601damn I didn't know this. just looked her up and now she is a Tristan he/him. shame.
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>>1570080Twenty years ago?!
No. 1574046
Equality Act debate Westminster Hall Monday 12th June.
Ask your MP to take part.
Please share widely!
https://sex-matters.org/take-action/right-now-write-to-your-mp-about-the-debate/ No. 1582991
>>1582918You are 100% right. I legit saw scrotes in datalounge crying about their favorite pornstars fucking tifs and they get mad when "straight" scrotes they want to see sleep with normal gay men, fuck TIMs because it's literally fucking a man with tits.
Gay men don't allow tifs to truly fuck up things that are theirs. It's never a big push and I bet you there's barely any tif crying to be on this show, unless it's one of those super passing Tifs using the show for other reasons or simply for representation. They barely add TIMs to dating shows that are m/f. People want to see attractive men and women compete.
Im just rambling but the more I spend time lurking gay male spaces I realize why tifs aren't successful. They are women. Men are crazy about dicks, straight or gay or bisexual.
Gay men don't need tifs to come on their show, to change the narrative or to be treated like men. The average gay man is sleeping with other men and there's no reason to even pretend. I've seen more tif/Tim relationships.
No. 1583869
>>1582991Gay men are easily the most delusional and objectifying subgroup of people. I would argue that a lot of young gay men don't want to watch shows like this anyways, but regardless the community itself is so exclusive and hostile even to its own kind that they have no trouble being far worse to tifs. The amount of gay men that are Trans inclusive to transmen is extremely small (they dont care to respect transwomen on surface level though of course), and since gay men have a penchant of becoming obsessed with policing women, being able to also police and criticize tifs is a goldmine for them, the only thing that stops them from doing it more vocally is the "cancelling" they'd receive. Gay men regularly make fun of and call tifs pooners and will have group chats where they send pics from their twitters with ewwww and keys mashes. They're so sexual constantly and objectify literally anything so the thought of other men actually liking tifs make them angry and repulsed, theyre entitled babies and there is honestly no difference from gay men and straight men as far as policing women goes. They're just as obsessed with the coom because otherwise there would be no reason to care. It's crazy how they're able to tell tifs to fuck off and call them homophobic with nearly no pushback but lesbians who do the same thing are mocked, ostracized, and threatened constantly. Rules for thee but not for me!! Gay men are obsessive compulsive about hypergrooming and standards, even many of the ugly fat ones who sit online all day, so they think they have every right to criticize and put women under a microscope constantly. They also pick all their fights with women because they're still misogynistic pigs and taking their anger out on women while being too cowardly to go after real men is standard practice. Its crazy how they'll call women Karen when they are the most Karen demographic in existence. Also any criticism of their misogyny makes you homophobic allegedly, God forbid they have to conduct themselves like adults instead of teenage girls.
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The only sizeable left-wing group endorsing the Let Women Speak events is the Workers Party of Britain, which is headed by George Galloway (a man accused of promoting Russian and Chinese interests)
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>>1584238i wonder how all the communist identifying troons (cots? kek) feel knowing that this party supports let women speak meanwhile they have labour/snp and big brands during pride month
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Philip Schofield has just been exposed as the creepy nonce he is. He had been grooming a young male child since the age of ten to go onto have sexual relations with him. Of course, in ordinary fashion, ITV knew all about this and helped to cover it up. I knew he was a piece of shit ever since he decided to come out as gay after being married to his wife for several decades, but now it turns out that was a news story manufactured by the media conglomerates because more and more people started talking about how he openly grooms and has sexual relations with this young boy. Are there any men in British media that aren't nonces? I bet Simon Cowell will be exposed next.
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>>1590737Damn… I wonder if more is going to come out about him. That seems eerily similar to how Jimmy Saville used to be.
No. 1590778
>>1590737Does this surprise anyone? The BBC and Channel 4 has been full of paedos for decades. Jill Dando was assassinated because she was going to blow the whistle on what was happening at the BBC.
>>1590749Disturbing considering that Jimmy Saville used to visit children's hospitals to abuse the patients.
No. 1591305
>>1590737This has been pretty well known for years now, even outside the schizo tinfoil communities I hang out in. You'd see it in comment sections on articles about him online quite frequently. I find it very odd it took this long to be confirmed. The whole coming out saga kinda reminded me of Kevin Spacey. "yes I am a predator, but I'm a GAY predator so pls feel sorry for me". I feel like that was damage control, that he wouldn't have come out of his own volition. Pissed me off to see Ranj Singh complain about This Morning being
toxic, though. He's another gay moid who married a woman and strung her along for years.
>>1590778Good to see Jill Dando mentioned. Poor woman tried to do the right thing. There used to be a great documentary about her murder online, very detailed and covered her time on Crimewatch and how she knew about the noncery going on but ofc it's been wiped off the face of the internet. I'm gonna try and find it and hope it's been mirrored on bitchute or something though.
No. 1594861
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Kerry Katona is the best bong "hun" saw she was talking shit about Schofield too, what a timeless icon
No. 1597951
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How many times have the cops paid a visit to somebody's home for shitposting on twitter? I've lost the count. Legit feels like China.
UK police sent five officers to arrest man for posting LGBT flag swastika on social media
>https://reclaimthenet.org/uk-police-lgbt-flag-arrest-social-mediaArrests for offensive Facebook and Twitter posts soar in London
>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.htmlEuro 2020: Five arrested as police contact social media giants over posts aimed at England players
>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/euro-2020-arrests-police-racism-b1884549.htmlWoman guilty of 'racist' Snap Dogg rap lyric Instagram post
>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-43816921Mother arrested in front of her children for calling a trans woman a man on Twitter is charged with trolling
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7415233/Mother-arrested-calling-trans-woman-man-Twitter-charged-trolling.htmlMoment Catholic mum-of-five arrested at her home over 'Twitter gender row'
>https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/moment-catholic-mum-five-arrested-25184858 No. 1597989
>>1591305Nona, if you find it, please post it.
>>1592011I didn’t know this and just read it.
Kill all men. May his soul never find peace and those who helped him cover all his atrocities up die screaming.
>>1595944Not only gossip but also, “poor guy, oppressed for so long”. I haven’t seen him be labelled correctly as a grooming pedophile anywhere outside “radical” spaces.
Kill all men: Redux. No. 1605414
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Scots, how well known is Ika Ferrer Gotić? I've only just discovered the shill. I can't believe how many Scotsmen have fallen for her bollocks kek. Please no one turn this into a yes or no thing. I only want to laugh at her.
No. 1608363
I’m not an emotional person whatsoever and don’t cry at anything but I can’t stop crying about the Nottingham murders. I think it’s because the kids were both the same age as me. They were literal kids, probably on a high after a night out, thinking they were safe with each other, them bam, their life just gets brutally taken away from them. It’s seriously fucking me up and I can’t stop thinking about it, they were fucking teenagers and it could’ve happened to anyone in that place at that time. They had their whole fucking lives ahead of them, like not even 4 days ago they would’ve been thinking about stuff they were going to do in the future and that’s just been fucking torn apart by a disgusting monster who didn’t deserve to be in our country. The fact that the girl saw her friend being murdered in front of her and knew what would happen next, the fact she had enough strength and willpower to crawl near a house before dying with nobody coming to help just fucks me up so so bad. I just feel absolutely distraught for their parents and siblings, I can’t even being to imagine how they are feeling right now, how they must’ve felt receiving the news, I genuinely can’t comprehend the feeling they must be experiencing and I don’t think they have fully processed what has happened yet, doing speeches so soon after the incident. It’s just made me realise how this can happen to fucking any one of us so so easily, they look so happy and young and full of life on their pictures and now they’re gone forever it just fucks me up so fucking bad god idk
No. 1608620
>>1608363Try talking to the survivor, or the person caught up in the act, if it really gets to you.
That's what I did when I witnessed someone who was related to the
victims of the 2017 Las Vegas shooting
barely lose face in one of my public speaking classes.
No. 1612430
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Rank the following shows from best to most shite:
>derry girls
>fleabag
>peep show
>inbetweeners
>skins
No. 1612518
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>>1612430>Skins (iconic tbh x)>Peep Show (love Succession and Robert Webb is a gc king)>Derry Girls (there's a lot of shouting in this show)/Inbetweeners (loved it when I was 16)>Fleabag (mostly posh person "humour", not relatable to northerners)Love picrel. Imagine having Doctor Who as your verbally
abusive dad.
No. 1612646
>>1612430inbetweeners = derry girls >>>> skins
haven't seen the other two.
No. 1612988
>>1612759I guess a tin does sound cute and they could keep it for their sewing supplies kek, but if I was concerned about money I'd get them tea in a plain box, like three kinds of biscuits (probably custard creams, jammie Dodgers and bourbons - again inexpensive), heinz beans kek, maybe some typical UK choccie bars like double decker, twirl, a nice Cadbury chocolate…
I think that sharing international snacks and foods is really fun and thoughtful whilst not being too expensive.
No. 1613780
>>1613349Fleabag (the character) is a very particular kind of annoying posh woman, which I suppose foreign audiences wouldn’t have picked up on
Her life revolves entirely around the men she fucks which for me was totally uninteresting and tiring; and the inane ‘feminist’ interjections while she was vacantly fucking or crying over some man, I found quite insulting
But worst of all it was unfunny
No. 1615102
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>>1614416>a messy geordie lassCharlotte Crosby (pre-plastic surgery self harm) would have been a great Fleabag.
No. 1625457
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Question for English nonas: Do you have a day where you celebrate your past queen Elizabeth or other historical monarch by eating cakes? In Sweden there is a day where we eat cakes with king Gustav Adolf's head on them in order to celebrate him (dying kek). If not please import this fika tradition ASAP and make even more glorious afternoon teas with delicious cake.
No. 1625488
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>>1625458Victoria sponges are the best. I used to always make them for my grandad, right up until he died from cancer. I haven't made one since as they remind me of him.
No. 1627591
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>>1625457Can't improve on perfection so I say we make this the Liz cake
No. 1629181
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>>1627591I could eat one of these now. I love how you can cut it into perfect slices. Ugh I’m on my period and I literally could eat one now
No. 1629450
>>1629442I am dying to know who it is. And if the
victim is a guy/girl.. the mum said she knew the presenter and that she saw a pic of him sat in his pants (sorry that sounds funny typed out) but I hope they name and shame him soon.. I have a feeling he may be a football related presenter? Idk
No. 1630790
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It's Huw Edwards. He subscribed to an 18 year old boys' OF.
No. 1631870
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Confirmed to be huw lmao. For burgerfags this is like the equivalent of finding out George Stephanopoulos is a gay perv
No. 1631898
>>1631870He's worked at the BBC for decades which raises questions of how many teenage boys has he done this to, how long has it been happening and why did no one at the BBC know?
At this point I would assume that anyone working at the BBC is a paedo before I would assume that they weren't. I hope that one day Jill Dando will be recognised for what she tried to do and the people that killed her will get what they deserve.
No. 1632965
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Stacy behaviour.
No. 1632972
>>1632965based behaviour
>>1632970what accent? and don't say British
No. 1634941
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Nongs, the time has come. Pick one to fuck, one to marry and one to kill from picrel
No. 1635218
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omg nonnies…
No. 1635221
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>>1635218i used to want to be just like her. i even bought one of those basket bags
No. 1635557
>>1635314Think this one actually is old, the references to Love Island and selling supplements on Instagram strike me as 2015-ish
However Adrian is a very accurate one, can't speak for the rest
No. 1643054
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nonnies i just moved to cornwall from europe can you give me any tips on how to adjust to british culture and how to make friends? almost everyone is extremely friendly and kind and i love that but some people can be very mean when they want to, i had a bad encounter yesterday and cried the whole day because it was my first day in a new country (im ethnic if thats important)
No. 1643072
>>1643054Foreigner currently in UK here
>(im ethnic if thats important)It isn't in cornwall
Honestly just tell them you love pies and you'll be welcome by all, not even joking
No. 1643085
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>>1643054Cornwall and Devon are the whitest and most conservative areas of the country. I live close to the Devon county border in Somerset. In general just be respectful and if you live in a small rural town or village get involved in the local community. Most people here aren't politically correct and may say insensitive things or be casually racist. It's rarely said with any ill intent, it's more that it's unusual for anyone foreign to be in these areas and local people don't know any different.
No. 1643849
>>1643072i tried my first cornish pie today it was delicious!
>>1643085i felt that too, today i met my colleagues and they were all so incredibly kind and welcoming i think i'll do fine here, what happened my first day was probably an isolated incident
No. 1645427
>>1643849bless you
nonnie. i hope you continue to meet kind people. there are mean people everywhere
No. 1647801
>>1634941I’m drunk (can’t find the drunk thread but I know how to SAGE, mods I’m sorry)
Mate, kill all of these, like if this is the epitome of dating a male in the uk I am now a lesbian.
I feel like kev and bazza would have gear on them at the pub. Maybe they like a rave, I’m up for that.
No. 1653862
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I thought this was an edit, but nope the new statesman released this unironically.
No. 1653876
>>1643054Welcome to Cornwall
nonny! You’re the first
nonny I’ve seen say they live in Cornwall. That makes me weirdly excited. Some Cornish can be cold to outsiders even if they’re just from London, please don’t take it to heart. Of course there’s gonna be more racists down here because the area is predominantly white. Most people are appalled by them, especially younger people. I’ve known ethnic and immigrant people living down here for decades, so you’re not alone.
No. 1654785
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>>1654708anon I am so sorry you have had to leave wotsits behind. that is truly tragic. I have some in the cupboard right now and now I fancy some.
No. 1654830
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>>1654708there is no Guinness in your homeland? Are you sure you want to stay there, I would suffer so much and I'm so sorry for you. I stopped drinking alcohol and the best news was non-alcoholic Guinness, it's not 100% the same and I have to import it as I'm not living in Britain, but I can't imagine missing out on Guinness. Maybe you can import it as well or annoy someone so much that they will send 100 cans of Guinness and 100 bags of Wotsits to you, kek.
No. 1656293
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Anyone else keep checking the news in the hope that Ian Watkins had died?
No. 1658019
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Nonas do you remember snog, marry avoid? Imagine if a tv show like that existed now? I used to love people getting destroyed by pod
No. 1658140
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>>1658017Should've cut his dick off, then. A life without the ability to coom is a moids idea of hell.
>>1658019Wouldn't be surprised if it came back, tbh. They're rebooting Big Brother and Gladiators, tv producers are clearly out of ideas. I might watch Gladiators to see what it's like, though. Loved it as a kid. My mum even wrote to them and got me Wolf man's autograph! It was a postcard of picrel that I now keep framed on my desk, kek.
No. 1661005
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What the hell is wrong with the UK Justice system.
No. 1661172
>>1661169This. I wonder if she is straight or has a special identity.
Hope the police get severely punished for tormenting an austistic girl with scoliosis because she blurted out a typical autistic comment.
No. 1661582
>>1661005oh yikes that's
problematic, but how does metal bar man feel about the trans community? cis straight white guy on the left looks so middle class, ew.
No. 1662415
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>>1661153The only way to fix Britain is the American way - suing left and right.
No. 1662605
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>>1661153As a lesbian, I laughed my ass off at "lesbian nana", it's so mild and silly; and I wouldn't consider it homophobic at all. I agree with
>>1661169 and
>>1661172 I wouldn't be surprised if she's just a kweerio type or a hyper NLOG (well, kinda a given as she's a pig) and being likened to an icky dyke is litcheral violence to her. Either way, the bitch should be sacked. Police get called way worse, idk why they reacted this way. Seems like one big power trip for her and her cronies. Reminds me of when an autistic lad asked an FTM hobby bobby if they're a boy or a girl and had to pay £200 in compensation. The absolute fucking state of our police.
No. 1662614
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Should we bomb Switzerland?
No. 1662623
>>1662611Exactly! She's an ally, kek. Nana deserves better, though.
>>1662614Bombing them would be too kind. They deserve something much worse for this.
No. 1663514
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> “gender neutral” facilities is removing the “fundamental right” to “privacy and dignity” for women and girls.
i love her!!
No. 1671033
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This story is making rounds to a surprising degree. TERF Island living up to its name.
No. 1671808
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>>1671033Can we please bring back torturing methods people like this have no humanity and should not exist. Death is too kind of a punishment.
No. 1672755
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Holy shit do British men hate us. We are insulted online all the fucking time. One compliment and they explode. They're even arguing with foreigners in the comments who say they were pleasantly surprised. Some pickme women too ofc.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/15xwnpb/how_women_in_uk_are_so_kind/ No. 1674598
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>>1672755I’ve actually been to Eastern Europe and most of the women are indistinguishable from the British. I feel like scrotes just say this because all the other scrotes say it and they don’t actually know what they’re talking about.
No. 1676653
>>1448220Shamima Begum was not the
victim of trafficking
>>1448345Women AND girls, they don't discriminate between the two - if you're White, you're fair game to them
>>1448389Hand maidens, SJW women are going to find out the hard way. Even now they champion open borders
>>1448473'leaving women and children behind'
Behind where? In a non-existent war? They are economic migrants, NOT refugees.
>>1449621This is the best flavour nonna :)
>>1449969They could well do, they have palm oil in. Which has been shown to cause and accelerate cancer in mice. I like me Bombay Bad Boys though
>>1451308>>1451342>>1451523Reform UK
>>1460027He is dirt and so are Jeremy Vine and Storm
>>1462517Mark Gatiss is not a
TERF>>1462548>I like Nish KumarI don't like you
>>1463474It's wild how people have to tip toe and walk on eggshells about troons. "Very worried" lol
>>1553732Unhinged
>>1591305Did you find the Jill Dando doc?
>>1594861Easy to speak out now, isn't it
>>1609787We need to stop letting them into the country FULL STOP. And stop falling for the 'escaping war and violence' crap, give me strength. Remind me how many European countries they pass through before they get here?
>>1634346Indeed, I'm sure you've all seen her cringe interview with Ellen Page lmao
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>>1661005One rule for them, another for the natives. Kalergi plan in full swing
(racebait) No. 1676666
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>>1676663You're absolutely right.
>>1676664Yeah, just stick your head in the sand, deflect and divert from the point that's being made. In fact, muslim moids are exemplary, let's keep the borders open for all eternity. Who are you fooling?
No. 1676715
>>1676664The easier access a man has, the more dangerous he can be towards that woman. The thing is, even if the husband abuses his wife or kids, usually the
victim can't escape and it becomes a a cycle of abuse where the
victim has nowhere to escape, it's really dark actually.
>>1676696You're acting like muslim men aren't most likely to rape their daughters or wives compared to random women. You're muslim/brown yourself and that's why you're more likely to be victimized by them, muslim men knowingly prey on muslim/nonwhite women because they assume the woman is less likely to be dangerous or have the means to report him.
No. 1676758
>>1676717I feel like I have adressed this a dozen times, already and I have red-texxed for avatar-fagging and so I'm gonna make this brief and one cause I know there are some users who seem to despise me or have created a Jinn like figure out of me.
>regarding vrag - I was purposly trolling to get a reaction out of people - I hate old and bland mne>on the abortion issue - I stated multiple times that I belived it was awful, however my reaction was mostly on how some radfems were comparing it to the actual fall of afghanistan and the absolute subhuman woman were going to be treated>the fake identity thing - It was a troll to see, how well I could pass my English, honestly waiting for someone to figure out I something screwed up my grammer on purooseI don't care about that shit, my real issue is on the theology aspect(cause its not Sikh men or Eriteiran men make grooming gangs), Muhammad the greatest human being who will ever exist and his Sahanah(the greatest group of humans who will ever exist) raided the Qurainish women and took their women as their own, it was considered a form of Jihad, Muslim men in Pakistna and Afghanistan did this exact same pracice towards non-Muslim men and sex-trades have existed in almost every region where Islam has permiated
No. 1676789
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Am I evil for finding this funny? Like, imagine how shit that man feels NOW kek.
No. 1676959
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>>1676663Pakistan is a shithole beyond your wildest imagination. It's literally a rape culture country.
>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29661011 No. 1676965
>>1676962According to this nonna
>>1676910 they’ve been copping bans for “terfposting”
No. 1677091
>>1676758You are actually a pathetic human being
>>1676769I don't blame you
>>1677013Grow up
(racebaiting) No. 1677247
I understand it’s relevant because it’s UK news but, can we all just talk about stuff like how shit summer has been or the price of a can of baked beans? There are so many other places you can talk about immigration (like Daily Mail comment section kek)
I am genuinely pissed off that you have to have a supermarket membership card to get cheaper prices. I refuse to pay £3.50 for a 2l bottle of coke but I also refuse to sign up for a nectar card.
>>1676789I think getting dark humour and also understanding that it’s not funny while laughing about it is just something brits do.
No. 1680226
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Why have we affectively thrown afghan women and girls to the dogs, meanwhile we let afghan rapists import themselves here in the hundreds of thousands? I really don’t care if Middle Eastern scrotes fear for their lives.
This goes for Pakistan too, I was checking to see if there were girls in that cable car. As soon as i realised there wasn’t I just thought “let it drop. I don’t care”. I just can’t muster any energy to care even slightly about any brown scrote. You should be acting as a human shield for your female relatives, not running to Europe because you fear for your safety.
No. 1680355
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>>1680226Speaking of Afghan moids
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12423583/Afghan-asylum-seeker-jailed-twice-raping-vulnerable-12-year-old-Albanian-refugee-girl-taxpayer-funded-hotel.htmlAfghan moid rapes a 12 year old Albanian girl who was an asylum seeker in the same hotel. I don't know how anyone can support allowing more muslim men into the country. Not only do they rape British women and children, they make the whole asylum system dangerous for women who are genuine asylum seekers. There's already a number of cases where Ukrainian women trying to escape the war were targeted and raped my muslim men in asylum centres.
No. 1681827
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What’s your favourite British sweeties my loves? I luv a couple fruit pastilles every now and then x
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>>1681827Though I think they changed the formula recently and they aren't the same now.
No. 1681910
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>>1681827Rhubarb & Custards! Especially in a little paper bag from those little old sweet shops. I don’t like rhubarb or custard but I love these
No. 1682089
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>>1681827the strawberry and cream twists!
speaking of sweets we need to talk about all the money laundering "american" sweet shops that pop up in every city in the UK where a bag of imported m&ms will set you back £10.50 kek
No. 1682392
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>>1681827jelly babs
>>1682089vapes, prime drinks, and american sweets are the trifecta of a dodgy shop
No. 1682775
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>>1682089I hate those american "sweet shops". They aren't even sweets, mainly chocolate (which is gross). Picrel is a real sweet shop, where they are weighed and put into a little paper bag kek so cute and nostalgic
No. 1683742
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>>1681827 I fucking love dolly mixtures, and creme eggs!
No. 1683856
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>>1683751Same. At one point I didn't go to school for six months and I got to watch it every day, it was so much fun.
It was kind of cathartic to imagine that the chavs that were bullying me would end up there one day kekPicrel was also a sick-day highlight.
No. 1683895
>>1681827I love any gummy sweet, squashies are probably one of my faves. Does anyone remember millions? I love the apple flavour.
It’s not English but the jelly babies in haribo supermix are the absolute best.
No. 1684065
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>>1683641Speaking of chavs, would bonngies ITT consider picrel to be chavvy?
No. 1684214
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British police are so fucking useless. These people could have been found, arrested and put on trial by now but they couldn’t pull their fat fucking fingers out of their doughnut holes fast enough to request a search.
No. 1684215
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>>1684214This is also the fault of misogynistic judges who gave custody of her to her father, when she wanted to live with her mother.
No. 1684218
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>>1684215It’s because they were beating her. She had bruises and scratches all over her face. Her stepmother took her out of school for that reason and lied and said it was because of racist bullies. She was probably procuring a future Islam wife for one of her worthless bastard sons. Sara’s 13 year old brother also did nothing to protect her, he was being coddled due to being a boy while Sara had everything taken from her.
No. 1684229
>>1684191>Most asylum seekers commit crimes against asylum seekers but unfortunately it rarely ever gets reported.What happened to intersectionality? It suddenly gets swept under the rag when it's not convenient? Nobody gives voice to the most vulnerable, yet 'movements' that are glorified grifts get astroturfed worldwide. Fuck this earth.
>>1684215>>1684214This is so fucking weird. The mother gets the custody in almost all cases - what was so different here? I looked at her photos Daily Mail plastered all over and she doesn't look like a terminal alcoholic or drug addict.
No. 1684238
>>1684229>the mother gets custody in almost all cases How wrong and naive you are. Courts are biased towards fathers. Women everywhere are being forced to co parent with men who abuse them AND their children and men only have to breathe the words “parental alienation” to get full custody despite abuse allegations from both children and their mothers.
https://thecourtsaid.wordpress.com/https://www.womensaid.org.uk/family-courts-remain-an-unsafe-and-traumatic-place-for-women-and-children/https://theconversation.com/victims-of-domestic-abuse-find-no-haven-in-family-courts-159192
This is the same in America btw. The only reason fathers don’t get custody is because they can’t be bothered to take it to court. When they do, they win the vast majority of the time.
No. 1684247
>>1684245Take Star Hobsons death. She was brutally beaten to death by her mothers female partner, who made no effort to leave her and even joined in the abuse. And Arthur Hughes, who was battered to death by his fathers new girlfriend, who also made no effort to leave or intervene and joined in. Both parents are responsible for their children dying, along with the person who killed them. Was there a sure fire way to know these people were child abusers? Not at first, but once the beatings and severe punishments started, then THATS it.
I’m trying to be polite but I’m actually shocked at how stupid your reply was.
No. 1684254
>>1684252Prioritise is the key word here. Prioritise him being there over their safety. Only idiots need things like this spelled out for them.
Being abused isn’t an excuse to become an abuser and neglecter of your own children. Think about how often you hear about girls saying their mother disbelieved them or took their abusers side when they were sexually abused? By either mums new fella or some other male in the family. There’s no excuses, ever. They protect abusers, they are abusers.
No. 1685398
>>1684218I notice the media use images of girl children wearing very little or makeup in these cases.
It's pedo bating. Why on earth is she wearing makeup in the first place?
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>bored
>decide to watch picrel
This film definitely falls under the category of "posh southerner comedy where the characters aren't actually meant to be that posh" alongside Fleabag
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>>1685926Renee Zellweger is American
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>>1685926>>1685942she is the only American that can pull off an English accent without sounding like Dick Van Dyke from Marry Poppins. Also this reminds me of my mum as it is her favourite film.. also young Colin firth in the first movie was cute
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>>1687153Proof that family court would rather give custody to a convicted pedophile, as long as he cries “parental alienation”. Please don’t listen to MRA myths.
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Does this make you feel cosy and nostalgic?
No. 1688285
>>1684065I would consider this just trashy, it’s what some chavs aspire to be or look like.
To me chavvy is (some) people that live on a council estate, have knock off everything, live outside their means (on benefits and have no concept of the value of money), live off Iceland microwave meals, steal stuff and sell it at car boots. Sit in their front gardens drinking, are loud and shout at people for looking at them, uneducated, etc etc.
I realise some of that would be considered as just someone who is poor and I don’t mean those people, chavs make it a way of life - it’s who they are.
No. 1688491
>>1688285I think this anon
>>1684171Got it spot on. This is the new age of chav. The middle class chav. The chav that made it off of the estate working trades, running their own salon, tapping their garish acrylics over a keyboard in a call centre. They have a harmless French bulldog as opposed to a pitbull and neither of them would ever touch drugs. Their children do well in school, but not too well, and they’re polite to their neighbours and a credit to their communities. Good on them, I think.
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>>1689031can we please stop the anti fujo sperging noone wants to hear this. every damn day on this cursed site
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>>1689242The white house cop is called PC Plum. iirc he was hinted at having feelings for the teacher Miss Hoolie so I guess he's bi. idk if they're enemies though except maybe PC Plum would be jealous of Archie because he lives in a castle.
No. 1689953
>>1689767Archie is a free spirit and probably has wild parties at the castle. Probably involved with drug trafficking, when pc plum goes to arrest or investigate him the sexual tension is absolutely unbearable, they both fall in love at first sight, but they can’t be together. Their relationship is a
toxic whirlwind of undeniable sexual chemistry but a totally incomparable world view.
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He’s hot
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>>1690325thought this was dan howell for a second