/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

For all the attention seekers, grifters and other assorted idiots in the alternative community

Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro aka Snake aka Fake, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts. Got his channel started by leeching off his gf, Kaya, then dumped her when he got famous enough
-ToxicTears (Kaya), veteran youtuber, one of the OG "goths", used to get hundreds of thousands of views but her channel has dwindled, now she constantly makes excuses not to film and when she does it's usually an unboxing or a Q&A or GRWM. Has been pretty active on TikTok lately
-Kat Paine aka Skat, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with, has a kid. Traces her tattoo designs, vocab includes "shots!", "drinks", and giggling
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (Freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner.
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), goth youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past (now published about it too), believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer

…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk.

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DO NOT COWTIP, INCLUDING POSTING JOSH’S PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT; THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF.

Joshua Block, otherwise known as worldoftshirts, is a TikTok “influencer” with severe autism, a drinking problem, and an obsession with New York City and its metro system (quelle surprise, an autist obsessed with trains).

Josh posts constantly when he is active; threads may fill up quickly. As with any other thread, sage any post that does not contribute direct milk.

>started a CafePress store called WorldofTShirts, which is basically just him slapping .png images onto t-shirts and mugs and up-charging items that include his own “jokes”
>these include repetitive jokes about him being banned from Tinder for looking for “sugar mommies” and banned from the Gucci store for an undisclosed reason
>works as a janitor at a school in Long Island where he lives
>travels to NYC whenever possible via Long Island Rail Road (LIRR), often staying in and wandering the city until the early hours in the morning or up to days at a time
>serial turnstile hopper and sometimes posts direct evidence
>has been doing the above for apparently the last three years and has never gotten more than a fine and has never been the victim of violence, giving him the (self-proclaimed) title “King of New York”; paid for billboards proclaiming such and advertising his CafePress store
>scream-sings melody-less renditions of songs, most commonly “Empire State of Mind” by Jay Z and Alicia Keys
>turned 21 this year and since then has become a belligerent alcoholic, to the point of vomiting on the subway
>the drinking problem has exacerbated all of the above and his comment section often encourages the behavior
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Mary Magdalene #1

Mary Magdalene/King Sebastian Pickles/1800leavemaryalone/Divine Denise is a plastic surgery addict from Toronto, Canada. she is an OnlyFans model and has been open about previously working as a stripper and an escort. her age is unknown- reports put her anywhere between 25-40

>has been reported on often for outrageous plastic surgery & being obnoxious in public
>often posts screenshots of the news articles about her on her instagram accounts
>regularly takes videos being overly sexual and wearing lingerie in public places such as grocery stores
>nearly died in an attempt to get the “world’s fattest vagina,” had to get 2 blood transfusions
>has continued getting surgery despite the near death experience
>in May 2022 was kicked off an airplane, claimed it was due to how she looked, sources say it’s because she was behaving erratically
>is not afraid to e-beg, including once for money for a mobility scooter due to her implants and butt shots causing her pain
>created a gofundme to cover damages after she trashed an Airbnb
>deals with health complications as a result of her body modifications often, including rotting butt shots, tattoo infections, and most recently a popped breast implant
>claiming she is now going “natural” with a smaller set of implants and that she can’t wait for her boob tattoos to be removed during the procedure

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A continuation of this thread:

>>>/snow/1772274

SUMMARY: Effina Hyatt aka Fotouh Al Sahlamm is a silver spooned, 23-year-old self-hating Kuwaiti and plastic surgery/filter addict who rose to z list notoriety after she married washed up has-been/former MDE member, 38 year old Charls Caroll after a whirlwind courtship of less than year.

NOTABLE MILK

>Effina marries her senpai Charls Carroll after years of stalking MDE despite Charls being 14 years her senior and openly fetishizing virginity, she flies out to live with him in his squalid rented apartment

>Effina is caught editing her own baby photos

>Effina’s online fashion “boutique” which she claimed included clothes designed by herself is exposed for being cheap Aliexpress sweatshop dresses which she was inflating the price of tenfold

>Screencaps found incriminating Charls for being involved with underage fans in previous years.
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Cierra Mistt (real name Cierra Huffman) is a 27 year old midwestern influencer, who has 2.9 million followers and verified on TikTok. Cierra’s TikTok blew up after the platform chose one of her dolphin training videos as a winner for a contest. Cierra purposely makes controversial content for under the guise of “joking” and cries victim when people hold her accountable for the misinformation she’s spreading. She’s lost at least 2 jobs because of obsession with being a famous influencer. Cierra has been involved in numerous controversies, two of these controversies have been covered by national news network such as CNN & Fox News.

Dolphin Training/Marine World
Cierra became popular for posting videos of her job at a marine animal training facility in Florida. Shortly after gaining popularity, Cierra was fired from her training job. She continued recycling animal training content for months, pretending she still worked at the facility. The facility says Cierra was let go after they asked her to stop posting training footage on social media and due to her dying her hair purple (the dye can get into the tanks and harm the animals she was training). Cierra denied she was fired from the facility and proceeded to host fundraisers for supplies for the dolphins. Marine World issued a statement confirming Cierra had been fired and they’d not received any of the funds she was collecting. Cierra started defaming the facility after this, claiming they abused animals, her boss sexually harassed /stalked her etc. Marine World has sent Cierra at least 2 cease & desists and threatened lawsuits if Cierra continued defaming them. Numerous coworkers have spoken out about Cierra’s dishonesty over her career and termination from Marine World.

Suspicious Fundraisers/Ellen Show
Cierra solicited donations to fund a trip to a sloth sanctuary in South America. Instead of going to South America, Cierra used the money to buy personalized M&Ms for Ellen Degeneres and fly to LA to hand Ellen her resume at the studio. Unfortunately for Cierra she wasn’t allowed on the studio lot and it’s rumored she was forcibly removed by security. This rumor seems plausible considering Cierra’s obsession with Ellen. For over a year, she’d post daily content tagging Ellen begging for a job on the show. She’d organize raids in the comments sections of The Ellen Show’s social mediaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Tina Choi (better known as Doobydobap or Dooby) is a 25-year-old Korean food vlogger. She is mostly known for her short-form content via YouTube and Tiktok but also creates long-form vlogs. Tina has generated controversy for her often tone-death and self-unaware rants presented through her shorts. During the Summer of 2021, she began dating Danish chef Kevin Kroløkke, which has generated concern and speculation due to how quickly their relationship has progressed. The two are currently in the process of starting their own restaurant in Korea together which some believe may be an attempt at securing Kevin’s stay in the country.
Background:
>Is an only child of two accomplished doctors with their own clinics in Seoul.
>Went to boarding school in Connecticut (40K+/y), then Cornell University (60K+/y) for a BS in food science.
>Her parents bought her an Audi, her apartment in Korea and have a history of being extremely supportive of her.
>Travelled constantly (through business class) during the pandemic which helped build her social media.
>Despite this, she considers her family ‘working class’ because they both ‘had to work every day’ to the extent that Tina’s grandmother was her primary caretaker.
>Does not consider herself rich despite the above and seems to somewhat resent her ‘richer’ former classmates because they had ‘more options.’ Ignoring the fact her parents paid for her specialized, less mainstream degree and financially supported her until her career became sustainable.
More recent milk:
>In December 2021, mentioned that she was in the progress of attempting to immigrate to the US. She planned on going to Mexico for two months but was unable to due to COVID.
>In March 2022, Tina mentioned in a vlog that she had recently reconnected with an ex-boyfriend who lives in the UK. She flew to London to see if they could rebuild the relationship.
>In July 2022, explains that she’s now in love with ‘Umbrella Man’ (Kevin), a man that she has been doing long distance with for ‘awhile’. She mentions in her vlog that her parents disapprove of their relationship, and they are no longer talking.
>In September 2022, has a healthPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

This is a series of threads about fakebois and trans-identified females (TIFs).

"Fakebois" are girls who pretend to be boys, either by becoming trannies or larping biological males (usually the former). Fakebois style and present themselves as androgynous or feminine-looking boys, or wearing girls' clothing and make-up while insisting on being addressed with he/him (or occasionally they/them) pronouns and take great offense at being gendered as female.

These threads are also now a catch-all for any minor TIF cows without threads of their own. Even "serious" troons, (like Kalvin Garrah and Ellen Page) are fair game, as are horrific troon surgeries and pregnancies. Just remember to spoiler that shit.

**TIFs, no one cares if you think you're ~more legit~ than the cows posted here.** Additionally, occasional discussion of fujoshis is fine, but don't sperg and infight about it.

Notable FtM-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FtM/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FtM_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys
https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIES/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMfemininity/

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Previous thread:
>>1601975

Some notable happenings in previous thread:
>Dan getting roasted by zoomies on tiktok, possible trooning out on the horizon.
>PewDiePie is over Youtube.
>Ned from TryGuys cheated on his wife. Is kicked out of the team.
>Dream face reveal. Also accused of grooming.
>charlieissocoollike trooned out.
>Ranboo is a he/they now.
>Some more shit happened over at RoosterTeeth.
>Markiplier Onlyfans debut.
>Shane Dawson tries to make a 'comeback' that seems to have flopped.
>NikitaDragon faces charges for 'misdemeanor disorderly conduct and felony battery of a law enforcement officer', is put in the men's jail.

Katherine McMahon, also known online as Katherine Harlow, the Madame Blush, and the Park Avenue Pinup, is a 24 year old scam artist in NYC who forfeited the college education granted to her by her decently successful family to LARP as a disabled, autistic, downtrodden, salt-of-the-earth in her endless sage wisdom sex worker. Whenever she feels like pretending to have a job, she can be seen performing burlesque in her signature sweat stained, ill-fitting, tacky glue and rhinestone underwear. She is truly one of the best costumers in burlesque. When she isn't performing, which she usually isn't, she can be found offering her "luxury" services as a financial dominatrix on Twitter. Survival sex workers speaking about their personal experience with assault beware (!), as she is seemingly only 'in community' with a single dead, trans, black woman who never truly knew her, and is now too dead to tell poisonous bird women online to stop using her name and image for ally points.

Recent Milk:
Kathy butchers another costume >>1626628 >>1627939
Tries to sell her stuff again because she's broke >>1635578
Wisely invests her money in more overpriced knickknacks >>1636260
she tries rhinestoning a menstrual belt-looking thing >>1644945 >>1645799 >>1656616
Kathy shares her altar >>1651145
Performs at a wedding that her boyfriend and his other girlfriend were invited to >>1656847 >>1658060 >>1658082 >>1663234
Attempts to sell her used underwear >>1663541
Kathy demonstrates she has no taste in jewelry >>1668279
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Jihoon Kim is a spoiled and pampered Korean influencer living in Germany who constantly complains about her life, despite having well-off parents who funded her influencing career and a privileged background. She grew up in the US, all over Europe and in Korea and never worked a real job, yet claims to suffer from depression, eating disorder, body dysmorphia and mental illness which she posts about constantly despite being invited to model for the most popular brands and living a charmed life.

She edits her photos to look more attractive, but is actually just mid in real life. Jihoon has been the center of Vogue magazine articles and luxury brand deals even though she has no personality and is mediocre looking. She has amassed a million followers by pretending to be humble and posting “daily mental illness check ups” for her followers.

> Grows up rich and privileged as a Korean in Germany, but complains everyone is racist to her and her life is so hard
> Parents pay for her to go to college and her rent in European cities all over, but she drops out to become an “influencer”
> Wears only designer clothes and lives in nice apartments in Europe but refuses to admit her parents are funding her lifestyle, tells others they have to make it on their own
> Cries about racism but only dates white men
> Has a million followers and luxury life but always says she is depressed
> Calls herself “fat” when she is actually thin but says she’s overweight
> Edits her photos to look perfect and fake, then says she’s “body positive”
> Presents an expensive lifestyle to her followers as if it’s attainable
> Posts cringe stories of her crying that her life sucks

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jihoonkm/?hl=en
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