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Amanda Bret / Amanda Schafemeyer / Labozetta/ bratoutofhell - Since the last thread summary our portly paisano Princess made her triumphant return to her New York apartment, unidread paramour attached to her photoshopped hip. Does the spectre of Eric Cowie haunt the rooms that John the cuck pays for, rattling the chains forged in life off the empty booze bottles that line the halls like statuary? Sometimes, I'm sure. But Amanda has enough alcohol and hard drugs to forget all about her former lover/ pet project, even through posts accusing her of murder from Eric's former friends and victims
Through falls off balconies, couch jerk off sessions, holidays with the 'rents, way too many TMI posts, and the dreaded 'rona, we've walked along side our borderline babe, eager to see where her journey takes us all. Will she continue to love bomb Dan the scabies man? Or will they crash and burn much like her other relationships?
The last thread was at times unbearable, with bickering re: terms for heroin, pubes, dead acquaintances, and marriage license research. Let's all try to get along this time around!
previous thread 1 >>943302
previous thread 2 >>971778
previous thread 3 >>1022186
previous thread 4 >>1170070
Previous thread 5 >>>/snow/1277876
Previous thread 6 >>>/snow/1337960
Recap of last thread:
Speculation about the relationship status of Mandy and the dread: >>>/snow/1338344
Mandy the rock star: 1338081>>>/snow/1338900>>>/snow/1339036
Only Mandy has ever had trauma, ever: >>>/snow/1340284
The Cowie crew circles in on ole meatball eyes: >>>/snow/1340633>>>/snow/1340522>>>/snow/1340784>>>/snow/1340816>>>/snow/1340817
An acquaints one of Cowie, Dianna, addresses the farms via her Facebook: >>>/snow/1341297>>>/snow/1341332
Amanda claims it was a six year wait for her and the dreadmonster to be together (this timeline will change): >>>/snow/1341467
Amanda and Dan, New York's grossest power couple, return to that concrete jungle: >>>/snow/1341802
Amanda falls off a balcony…or was she pushed? >>>/snow/1348133>>>/snow/1348575
Amanda witnesses a drive by:>>>/snow/1348869
A year later Amanda is considering a double mastectomy. Cancer waits for no man, just her: >>>/snow/1350005
Just some TMI for your timeline: >>>/snow/1350229
Cowie's COD is announced: >>>/snow/1351040
Now the timeline is 5 years: >>>/snow/1354605
Some gentle oozing head scab content: >>>/snow/1354803
Speculation, once again, as to whether or not Mandy and John were ever married: >>>/snow/1365968
A cocaine and piss engagement. Now it's 7 years: >>>/snow/1370960
Amanda celebrates "4 months off the wagon" like she's a fifteen year old, confusing many and enraging others.>>>/snow/1372265>>>/snow/1372267>>>/snow/1373910
A memory of a former lover unearths a comic about Mandy's abusive
- (this is the first part of a multi post saga, it's long but start here for the whole comic)
An anon, noticing the discrepancies in years, points out that Amanda and Dan only met three years before: >>>/snow/1379078
Amanda pretends her mom cares: >>>/snow/1385706
Retconning Cowie into fiancé status: >>>/snow/1386879
Christmas texts raise some red flags as to their authenticity: >>>/snow/1403347
Yet another drive by! What a dangerous neighborhood! >>>/snow/1406487
A slew on anons claim Dan impairs himself on purpose to get gfs to take care of him, also that he is abusive >>>/snow/140808
Back to 7-8 years: >>>/snow/1409195
Mandy claims to be the super of her building, does a half assed job shoveling while hacking her Covid lung all over the place: >>>/snow/1411882
The first mention of perry the bird in months: >>>/snow/1412060
Claims to have Covid though to me it presents more like stomach flu. Who cares either way. Mandy's Trumper mom isn't vaxxed.: >>>/snow/1413260>>>/snow/1413381
Yet another later redacted claim of being engaged: >>>/snow/1413534
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More brows and not being able to remember when things happened….
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… because that photo was from 2020
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Never fails with the bad photoshop. Nice “waist”
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Was looking at her IG for some laughs and couldn’t help but notice how weird her eyes look closer. Looks like ball sack skin.
Also I’m sure I’m late but haven’t seen much mention on here about her and her ex jay. I’ve watched that relationship start and end on IG before finding this lolcow
That pic is really putting the ball in Meatball Eyes for sure.
Re: Jay, that’s 2-3 threads ago, a lot has happened since but there was definite coverage!
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Trouble in paradise?
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So you pick your lovers from the tree, don’t share them but instead slice them up and devour them yourself and hold onto them until they’re rotten and decaying like your dead grandpa? Was that the metaphor you were going for Mandy?
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Mandy on dealing with ghosts.
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A few days late but “adorable nose” sent me
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Not very milky, but Scamanda still hasn’t
figure out how money works, on
Poshmark. Must be so hard having THE
FLU and splurge shopping.
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This is one of the items she purchased. Who else thinks she’ll wear it as an outfit instead of a costume (as intended)?
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who does she think she is wearing manolo blahnik's. she needs to give up…she's too trash to EVER pull anything of that quality off. Guess Johnny has good taste. Some girl better scoop him up.
it was a typo. manikin is a word
- a person who is very small, especially one not otherwise abnormal or deformed.
I'm sure she's used it to describe just how waif-like she is
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“That’s where the girl who takes her tits out lives… some guy died in her apartment”.
That’s what they say, Mandy.
I've now read this ten times and somehow it makes less sense with each read. Are the apples the supposed men (and women) she deserves?
Weird flex about wearing shit kickers in this mess of word (apple) salad.
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So I came across this online
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Literally anyone dies and she has to have something to say about it.
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i don't completely regret the 20mins I autistically spent on this in mspaint
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That’s scabbies friend/bandmate a previous anon talked about. Scamanda fucked him for a few days (while scabbies was in the apartment) days before she started fucking scabbies. She also bragged to people that the first guy was amazing, much better than scabbies and had a much larger dick lol. So she’s basically commenting “I’m only commenting for your friend who knows how to fuck with the nice dick not my actual tiny dick man”. Super classy.
who could have expected a supermorbidly obese man in his 70s to die after decades of hardcore drug and alcohol abuse
what a cruel world we live in
it's a control tactic. she did that with that ginger guy she dated. she would try integrating with various friends.
Remember West Virgina? She tried to cancel golden retriever by imposing on whatever losers he was associated with and cried abuse. Also thought it was weird how she invited herself to some wedding of people she didn't even know. offered her services as some "pro" make up artist, and had some ugly cry photos of her taken as if she knew the couple forever. Kind of nutso.
so that's the thing, she doesnt have any authentic friends except for her "sister", and whatever idiot internet boyfriends she's currently talking to. if she weren't a cancer faker, drug fueled, obnoxious alcoholic, and overall shitty person she may have a friend or two.
I can't even see Johnny and her being actual friends. Seems like something else and don't really understand it.
shes going to become some shriveled up bar fly trying to be friend all the young 20 something year olds and buying them drinks in return for friendship.
I personally think it’s more desperation than control. She doesn’t just act like that with her bfs friends (acting like everyone is her bff and she’s in on every inside joke), it’s with everyone she meets in real life or follows online. She’s so desperate for a shred of attention, friendship or love it’s pathetic. But she’s not a nice person so what else can she expect.
I do think the way she posts about her relationships is a control thing. She tries to embarrass (by airing too much dirty laundry) or guilt trip (by making “poor me” posts) her bfs into being whoever she wants them to be. Probably one of the big reasons no one can stand her for too long.
I did not know about this wedding or Ginger’s family saga. If anyone has pictures or screenshots please share them, sounds hilarious.
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I wanted to see the finished look too, but bride wasn’t tagged. This was my first time on her Instagram and I don’t understand how people don’t notice how blatantly distorted all of her pictures are. You have to seriously hate yourself to alter even your childhood pictures
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This gem showed up on Manda’s reddit.
“Two wide loads sat on two Violet Voss palettes and cracked the mirrors; and I barely had my hair done let alone makeup and everyone had their dresses on and were ready.” Me, me, me.
60 high-end palettes & over 80 lip colors? no real makeup artist would need that kind of a selection for a wedding unless it was held off-planet. seriously. my old movie makeup case (for moving into the makeup trailer to work on a whole movie) was about my size but certainly didn't have that much eyeshadow in it; I doubt 60 in-package palettes would fit. also, a pro who is hired to work on the bride would focus on her, not her friends or her own self. nor would they put their palettes out on sitting surfaces – that's just rude. and no real MUA would bring a whole Pat McGrath lipstick (instead you'd put a slice of it into a professional lipstick palette) to a wedding unless they were going to give it to the bride. dumb dumb dumb (if any of those things really did happen).
on the other hand, a narcissistically-inclined person might bring too many palettes (& exaggerate the number & quality), stupidly thinking those would be the best choices for wedding makeup, & they would definitely spread their over-abundance of crap out all over the seating spaces that should actually be available for members of the bride's friends & family in the area that was set aside for getting ready. they'd also plan to do some overdone elaborate shit to outshine the bride (Mandy already had too much makeup on in the pic taken supposedly before she'd finished her makeup). my guess is that people were probably pretty annoyed by her & happy to see her leave the event.
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Wait, the caption on the photo specifically talks about about how skinny she was kek
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lol yeah right
So if you were such a "skinny mini" with a small frame, how did you turn into a hambeast with a linebacker frame?
I like how she avoids mentioning her actual nickname of Mandy Slobs.
More people (1 person, me) have called her Amanda Shoop-liar than any of those "toothpicks" types of monikers.
Her shoop is hilarious because she accidentally gave Domenick a great hip to waist ratio.
Alright here’s a Manda Shop 101 for the newbs here.
When she says “no filter” she thinks she’s being clever because technically she did not apply an Instagram filter. You know,
Like “lo-fi” or whatever. As opposed to that fake Christmas pic she posted with the neon lines and stars. She uses those kinds of “art” filters as a distraction or to obscure a background. She doesn’t do a lot of color correcting or messing with contrast in the Instagram or Facebook apps. Her more egregious shops are done with Facetune or similar app where she’s smoothing her bangs so they fade into her face, bulging her eyes, squeezing her neck in, making her chin pointy, creating a thigh gap etc…Then as a final ode to her body dysmorphia she elongates/stretches and crops the entire photo like a fun house mirror. Her necklaces and common/stationary objects in the background give it away. She is a serial reposter and will often re-edit photos making for a fun game of spot the difference, including childhood photos like the “delicious toddler” one of her in a bathing suit. With each new post her nose gets longer and narrower, her ass bigger,. But in real life she’s looks like an average 5’1” 140ish lbs with a round face and the bulbous nose of an old man. She’s not interested in ACTUALLY changing her appearance, hence the same chewed up bangs, red eye shadow, cheap Halloween costume outfits that she’s been rocking since…2010?! It’s not like she’s trying to pretend like she got a nose job. She’s merely trying to trick men on the Internet just enough to get them to uproot their lives for her. The real mystery is why they stay once they see her irl.
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she stretches her photos and blurs the background so you can't see how fucked up it is. she posted the left photo unedited at the VA wedding, then posted the right one a little later. she made herself overall thinner and completely changed her face
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here are some other unedited photos from the wedding she posted. she's obviously very self-conscious about her chin. she always tilts her head down or covers it
the bride looks like she has been sleeping with her make-up on… on the right it looks okay because it's blurred, but on the left it just looks greasy. I'm not into make-up, but even for me it looks like an amateur did her make-up and as a bride I would be angry with that look.
It's also funny how you can see on her arm how she tried to make herself look skinny, kek. And it's interesting to see how old she looks, she looks like she's in her early 40s, maybe she should skip the drugs and alcohol.
just like I thought, crap spread out all over the bed behind her. that's why someone sat on her palettes. and it's so shitty for her to call anyone a "wide load" regardless of her (ahem) size. nasty bitch.
why couldn't she wear pants? ugh.
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Scabies has an Ugg blanket? kek
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These two are always reposting old pictures. They must be really bored from having no job or anything going on with their lives.
Now that we get to see unedited Mandy Slobs, it makes a lot of sense that she's into both of those walking staph infections. They're all on the same level of fugly and dirty.>>1425434
She likes her pOinTy chin, just not the sagging jowls connected to it which is why she's always shooping them out of pictures. She knows you can tell she's a chunky monkey when you see her meaty jowls and she wants everyone to lust over her delicate, small frame, elf-like face and giant meatball eyes.
Judging from that other picture another anon found a few days ago, she also has giant shopping bags under her eyes. She's trying to pretend she isn't the ugly basic bitch with an equally ugly personality.
It's probably something John Cuck gave the Mandy Slobs but because he's currently part of the Slobs household, he says it's his. In actuality, what's his is hers and what's hers is technically John's (but she claims it's hers).
He wouldn't need a blanket since he has the matted version of Cousin It to keep him warm.
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Went snooping on scabbies incarnate’s ig to see if I found anything interesting but only found that he’s even more disgusting than I thought before. Oh and that he has a “hairy toddler body” just like mandy slobs.
Saging because it’s an old post.
Well she does think chubby toddlers are "visually delish" so that's why she finds his soft curves irresistible. She seems to have more hair than him though.
I can't wait for the inevitable breakup when she tries to bad mouth him…
"He actually goes to a salon sometimes, the fuggin fah-get!"
"He didn't notice my new 2 piece lingerie set so I had to post it on FB where I got so many likes!"
"He actually isn't broke! Yeah I know…a total poser!"
And of course…
"He beat me! And himself! Cancel him! I'm always honest and I'm the victim
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I hope her gut isn’t as hairy as his.
Also, I love how she tries to convince the world (and maybe even herself) that scabbies is strong and “so scawy” when the hordes of men she imagines are obsessed with her “hit on her” or “harass her” at bars. I don’t know which part is less believable, that scabbies is even close to being manly/strong or that people who see her irl don’t try to immediately run away.
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He probably cleaned up because he felt disgusted at the squalor you live in.
I knew it wasn't actually his and he just considers it to be his since he's in the Slobs fam>>1426161
But the fact she considers Diego her brother despite fucking him is disgusting. But at least Diego and Scabies Incarnate are Eskimo brothers now (dudes that have fucked the same ho).