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Amanda Bret / Amanda Schafemeyer / Labozetta/ bratoutofhell - 32 year old self obsessed woman formerly living in Long Island with her parents but currently back in the city and ready to live her best life again! Her life goal is to remain relevant on instagram, cannot help but constantly air out her dirty laundry online and constant oversharing, public breakdowns, etc. She is sometimes dying of cancer but more often than not lovebombing anyone and everyone, often without reciprocation! She is very well off, owning several successful businesses and a booming side hustle as a master florist, yet is always begging money from friends to buy used makeup on Poshmark. What lies ahead for our slender, waif like princess as she reintegrates back into big city living?
previous thread 1 >>943302
previous thread 2 >>971778
previous thread 3 >>1022186
A recap of last thread's milk:
Our heroine dodged yet another abusive
man, breaking off her engagement to Tiger King Eric by realizing she's too good to stoop to a racist alcoholic's level: >>1023734
Another ex fiancé offered respite, prompting Amanda to reconsider east coast living yet again: >>1027618
She processed love for her precious pooch, holed up in her ex husband's parent's house: >>1029353
She vowed to travel extensively before the end of 2020 in her soon to be acquired car, regardless of the pandemic: >>1032262
She partook in some important self care while exploring her entrepreneurial side : >>1035013
Understanding the importance of democracy, she signed up to be a poll worker: >>1038221
She expressed concern and considered solutions about her mastectomy scars: >>1041815 >>1042272
She got away for her birthday, but was shy to show her devoted ex, Johnny, fiercely protective of his privacy: >>1043567
Could she find true happiness in the arms of her former Texas flame?: >>1049146
>>1065608 >>1071116 >>1077268
She clung to her sobriety, regardless of if she couldn't quite keep track of how long it's been since her last bout of imbibing: >>1049640
She had quality girl time with her "sister": >>1054993
She had a disagreement regarding rent with the landlord of one of her many successful stores: >>1057977
Her cancer continued to escalate, forcing her to consider her own mortality: >>1062461 >>1068350
>>1080847 >>1083932 >>1084050
She dabbled in real estate: >>1066288
She made time to do her civic duties: >>1076339
She expressed frustration with her parents daring to exist in her space: >>1117239
And so we are caught up with our BPD queen.
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Oh maybe she’ll abandon that poor bird with John parents or a random “employee”. Imagine it was a parrot and would say back to Scamanda all the shit she says about other people.
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adding cap from last thread…she's "sober" but doesn't accept that she's an addict who could go on a bender at any time and neglect a living thing like she does all her other animals
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Oh now it’s in the other boob! What a page turner…
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Ahh let the love bombing commence
How fucking wild is it that literally an hour after you make a Facebook post about getting a pet bird, your “friend” finds a BABY PET BIRD on the street, just waiting to be rescued
Oh??? Oh she didn’t buy it for $15 at a pet store? Someone happened to find a budgie on the street in New York. How serendipitous. A regular Cinderella.
"it will likely be months before i do if i decide it's a good idea, since i would have a lot to read up on."
wow she reads really fast and became a bird expert overnight. very responsible n sane. ppl should definitely trust her with their money
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Parrot anon, you might want to run now.
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Some choice comments of hers from this post about a “3 minute old idea”
A friend of hers found a pet bird and brought it in… looked for a bird rescue to take them, other bird owners…. but I guess Scamanda wormed her way in and with zero experience, or lack of even which kind of bird she even wants. She can barely keep a bouquet alive…. and John watches Clyde and I think there’s a cat somewhere… who can keep up with her.
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Also she shared a “quote” from Jay on her page 2 years later? Pining for his attention?
She also left Jake who was a seemingly good guy who gave her envelopes of money to help treat her fake cancer for her internet engagement to the Tiger King meth junkie. She then publicly accused Jake of abuse that never happened.
If he’s smart, he’ll stay the fuck away and not make the same mistake twice.
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Here come the Israel TBTs…
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Amanda’s mom, dad, and what seems to be Johnny lugged some of her shit and the Peleton she never uses all the way to her “apartment” in Brooklyn, along with her dog.
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Guess they’re friends too. She’s scraping her own barrel huh?
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The funniest part of the video is that she has her parents drag “her” Peloton to “her” apt, wearing her Coach shoes from Poshmark…. but this hambeast thinks a fucking thighmaster is going to help her get in shape. Not the $2000 bike she doesn’t even know how to set up….soon she’ll claim she’ll win the Tour de France.
Clyde clearly loves her family and hates being with her. He’s so excited that they come over and cries at the window when they leave.
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Your parents grew up on Long Island and don’t know one Jewish person with a mezuzah??
>>1173107>got my synthesizer >ohhh doggy watch the guitar picks even tho ur whining
The las thing on her sc was five years ago then a decade
ago like she needs that shit
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He apparently did find it on the street
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Here’s a recent repost video
Johnny’s parents are Orthodox Jews, very religious, live in a very Jewish Brooklyn neighborhood. Scamanda is sort of adjacent in South brooklyn to his families house. They are super mega wealthy, and His whole family went with them to visit, and she got the cream of the crop tour and experiences out these. It’s the ONLY time she’s been outside the country and that’s because they paid for the whole trip.
It’s definitely not a birthright trip as she’s a white cracker with no religious affiliation. Definitely not Jewish.
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Claims she worked out 35 mins on the Peloton… was more like 5 mins. She can barely talk. https://streamable.com/h4gyjo
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She is truly desperate for a marriage and to settle down lol
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Wow it’s almost like…. if you didn’t exaggerate everything you wake up in the morning totally fine. Maybe it was that 5 mins of working out and putting together a desk that wore her out. Huffing and puffing like a ogre.
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I call bullshit on the bird- she would have posted videos, pictures, rambling posts….
Another thing she said was going to happen…..and didn’t
Add this to the list of lies
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She’s posted 3 videos with her annoying voice talking to this poor bird. Apparently the bird needs photoshop to see her properly. Her face must be so fat.
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Still smoking, holed up in this apt with a bird and Clyde.
Tinfoiling: clearly she can’t live on her own, she can’t live with her parents, so John full on long term rented her a furnished apt and she’s slowly moving some personal item in. Is he paying for her to live here, cut off from everything so she can dry out and maybe try and get her shit together? She hasn’t updated the “store” IG in about a year… for no reason. What is she so busy doing? (Besides faking cancer and getting engaged to some Netflix show DList)
Thank god cigarettes aren’t toxic
to the human body, you fucking trash can. Can’t wait for this toddler to start back on everything else now that she doesn’t have full-time parental supervision. Hope the bird breaks free and pecks her eyes out before someone notices she’s dead.
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Ahh buying a “professional florist” some basic flowers. Nothing says “that’s from Johnny” like a weird bouquet.
for the life of me I'll never understand what compels Johnny to simp for her the way he does. I've never met anyone in my life, pretty or ugly, young or old, nice or crazy + awful, who just has some (non family) wealthy benefactor willing to finance their stay at home lifestyle and every whim. What's in it for him??
sage for sperg
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She thinks she the new tiger king - bird trainer
How long until she gets bored of this and Johnny’s parents have a pet bird to take care of - what happened to her cat Frankie that she never ever mentions anymore?
it’s like Wallis Simpson and King Edward VIII
it’s always some weird-looking narcissistic freak who wraps some scrote completely around her finger
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She has Johnny withhold chocolates from her…. so instead she eats dog vitamins because she’s such a garbage can
But smoking around your dog is totally fine. >>1177848
'It' needed a home and she needed structure. 'It' isn't a teaching tool. Try finishing an entire workout on your extremely expensive bike/program subscription (vs 5 minutes once) daily for starters.
Again…what about Clyde? If you can't be a functional adult and figure out fucking structure on your own, living with a dog certainly requires showing up in life to provide bathroom outings, feedings and exercise/play time. All dogs crave routine. But he's not shiny and new, and you are completely self absorbed so..
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Takeaway: She’s too fat move around her 1 bedroom apartment to catch “it”
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That tiny nose kek
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Haha she thinks she’s a size 2?? Spent all night adding 10 photoshopped photos to her account.
Oh no her Poshmark full of worn clothes is closed until Sept 2021?! Guess she’ll just be using the app just for shopping sprees on he’s husbands card. Also her pseudonym on Poshmark is a poorly spelled version of a family members name which is just bizarre.
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Heavily edited meatball on wheels coming to a roller rink near you. Bet she never leaves the house in them.
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Who the fuck celebrates half birthdays?
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Someone who gets ugly presents from John and implies they are from some other guy…
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It’s like 70° in Brooklyn today and this one decides “stay in”
Maybe she’ll work from home and actually sell some shit from John’s, I mean her store.
“idk wtf my bangs are doing”
Looks like they were cut with one of her shitty ass pre-made knives
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Ahhh a nice work from home week of buying more makeup no one will ever see you wear. Legitimately no one has seen this girl since she moved to her parents garage since spring 2019. Also it cannot be an air BnB, its probably just a property Johnny’s family owns.
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This was her response to a mutual friend’s post criticizing cancelling Pepe le Peu and cancel culture…….her long winded reply about her first (???) husband
How many times is she pretending to have been married?
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This is more of her reply to the Pepe le peu post - that she has made about herself- and John who allegedly went to Oxford …. and her claim that she just tried flirting for the first time in years - what about the mystery guy she keeps alluding to (that we all know is John) that is buying her flowers, Jimmy choo boots, and ugly tissue box covers which may or may not have come from urban outfitters…or MOMA…oh and she grew up as a New Yorker - in suburban Long Island
Wasnt she engaged to Jay and the Eric Cowie? Didnt she claim she was going to marry the Ginger and probably also toothless Korey. She says she doesn’t know how to flirt besides being naked on FaceTime but also hasn’t dated. Ok whatever. This girl went on a new date every week when she was in Brooklyn. (no shame just….. you’re married this whole time?). Sounds like John like being a cuckhold. Shes fully told guys she’s banged, “This is my husband” when meeting John.
Also I don’t think John has any idea what she says about him. Also highly doubtful he went to fucking Oxford. For what?!! To work in daddy’s pharmacy?
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She heard someone doing bumps on a loud corner in brooklyn? How is that possible? Living in a loud area usually means it’s not a nice area. She’s in middle of nowhere East Flatbush trying to make it sound like “her old stompin grounds” Bushwick.
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Wow, so buying used makeup online, not working, not paying rent and that new bird not as fulfilling as you thought? No Scamanda, no one wants garbage your filling your apt with. None of the people she tags even reply or like the post. You don’t have friends.
Where’s all her signature vintage alcohol related and deer antler art? Still in “storage”?
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His @johnnydarling IG has been erased. Maybe she made him do it so he wouldn’t catch onto her BS. I don’t know how he couldn’t by this point. He’s friends with her on FB but doesn’t use it.
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Just overly ornate bragging about her loaner apt. As always.
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Someone has figured out a “restructuring” plan only a year later!! What a business genius. I bet HER medical business is booming now, so she probably had no time for her stupid nick-nack store
She probably doesn't even have these people's phone numbers so she has to tag them on FB and hope they respond.
Amanda actually makes me sad sometimes. Not to WK, she is a horrible person with an even worse personality so only pathetic men like John get with her.
I used to feel bad for him because she doesn't even hide how emotionally abusive
she is to the world. But he's a grown man and he can leave at any time. Or he just has a weird cuck/degredation fetish and this relationship is perfect for him.
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“Hurt” her shoulder. Requires more bed rest.
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It’s “registered” just like her floral business.
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From Schafmeyer's (Amanda's) blog. She really makes Johnny sound like a douchy bitch boy. This was from 2015.
"…the Chinese babes…" to describe who uses selfie sticks, and "banging random shitty men".
As an Asian myself, I'm disgusted by her association of which Asian ethnicity supposedly uses selfie sticks.
But even worse, she brags she's going to sleep with dirt bags now that she's single. Ironic that none of them even want to fuck her except the bottom of the barrel dudes that never have seen her irl
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Amanda we don’t need to know this info about you….barf.
Sweet innocent anon.
“Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy till you cum on my face”
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Just “looking” on Poshmark for a Gucci tshirt. Does she even speak English? Has she ever read a book?
did she just admit to being the age she is and has never seen one of the
most common latin word usages? does she snicker like beavis and butthead when someone graduates with honors? oh wait she would have to know someone who finished school…
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Is she implying a fucking parakeet was living on the streets in the wild? During a snowstorm?!! I can’t.
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I’m so poor and regular but look at my expensive new hobby I’ll forget about in 2 weeks. Why don’t you open “your” shop? It’s been closed for a year now… just admit Johnny is your sugar daddy. She has no income… what does she think people are assuming when she posts shit like this?
Honestly sounds like mania mixed with adderall or something. But >>1186694
might be right about the coke thing. How long has she supposedly been clean off it? The last time I remember her bringing up coke was when she was holed up in her parent's garage. These walls of text scream tweaker word vomit though.
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They are and it’s so many photos. There’s like 7 planters and like “ooh special lavender”
The last time she mentioned coke was 4 days ago in >>1183802
when she said she could hear someone doing bumps from her apartment. Tinfoil: that someone was her.
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She just bought out everything on this site
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Love that this is the only comment.
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Maybe 7 hours…
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Who spends this much time chatting with strangers online?(nitpick)
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Didn’t she just say she “heard people doing bumps” outside her window, and she almost relapsed, texted her dealer, and “had a horrible night fighting off urges” two weeks ago?….now she’s claiming she has had “no cravings,nothing”
Which one is it?
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Lol wtf. This lady's closet has a TON of children's stuff and mugs with "mom" sayings on them, and then some normal-people fancy clothes. Yellow dress is cool though. Wonder what Scamanda love love loves in it.>>1187588
This kind of nicey-nice chat being a requirement drove me off of Poshmark.
Saged for total pointlessness, just in that kind of mood this eve
The nice chat seemed more like Amanda trying to sweet talk the seller into hooking her up next time since she made a point to say how "nice" she can tell the seller is from seeing what their closet looks like, whatever that means.
Yeah, the yellow dress is great for someone trying to pretend to be "into other cultures" aka a fat, cigarette smoking white woman trying to wear Indian clothing in an attempt to look ethnically diverse.
I know she’s like severely manic and probably doesn’t actually think about her life making sense but is everyone supposed to just forget that she was begging for $2 to pay her phone bill or whatever junkie story she was spewing over the summer?
And now she has her “new apartment” and expensive indoor gardening equipment and it’s just supposed to be fine?
Did anything ever happen with that scam go fund me thing
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How many times has she claimed she would sell off all her “high end” (aka used and unwashed by gross Scamanda) items? She started a new “seller” account.
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"About two toddlers in an adult"
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Give me things for free and specifically meant for me and also indie things that I won’t list and you have to guess.
please sage your bs and learn to spell "palette".>>1188720
I am sure she sees herself as a poet, but her walls of texts are always borderline incoherent
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Suffolk Community College?? Wow, what a delusion she has going on in her head.
Guaranteed these are all items bought by Johnny Bitchboy or one of the nasty items she bought on Poshmark herself, used it once, and is now re-selling. Disgusting to think of all these items reeking of cigarettes or just touched by filthy Amanda.
She's soooo pUnK yet puts an excessive amount of importance on "luxury designer" shit.
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has she given up on cycling already?
She mentioned the Jimmy Choo's she bought a few months back in >>1188720
which suggests that she's getting rid of stuff at a rapid pace. Either it's to make money to make more impulse purchases, or then she's paying some debts to Johnny, his family or her dealer. I'm betting on the latter.
she's been mentioning these one pair of Jimmy Choo's she has for like..years. I guess they don't fit which is why she's been trying to pawn them.
Most of the stuff she's selling is things she's "re-poshing". Shit that doesn't fit her chonky ass anymore, that she bought in a coke fueled shopping binge in 2019.
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She has a “special first time meal” for people. Oooookaaay. Inviting a random person she’s never met to stay in her apt (sick with “cancer” still?) the way she speaks about food is so unappetizing.
Can’t forget to flex about having caviar with a whale bone spoon because she’s so cultured
“Lemme be yo concrete sherpa!”
“I’ve met many amazing friends that way, mostly French and Colombian…”
Oh reallyyyy. LOL
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- eating ice cream for breakfast
- here’s my expensive pod vegetable things
- say Thai basil 20 times
- sounds a little slurry but what’s new
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Not very milky, but she thinks she’s Snow White out here… she cage trained a “wild” bird that seems to…. already know what a cage is. Also you don’t work… why are you napping for 5 hours in the middle of the day? Mid afternoon blackout?
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I don’t even have a comment because we have said it all. When will she fucking stop.
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Her pOrTrAiT of Perry looks like something from the walls of a 4th grade art class.
I read that people that lie always give way too many details and too much information to try to convince people they're telling the truth. That's exactly what Amanda appears to be doing. Continuously giving way too many details makes me doubt the phony life she tries to portray on social media.
She just smokes cigarettes, sits at her AirBnB paid for by Johnny Bitchboy and does nothing but watch a domesticated bird fly around while she buys junk off the internet, also funded by Bitchboy.
Now that I write it out, it makes sense why she lies excessively to pretend her life is better than it really is.
I swear I'm not trying to nitpick, but,>fuckin no mascara!
Yeah it… looks like you aren't wearing mascara. Her brows look very full (if she's actually not wearing makeup in them/didn't edit them) but her lashes are nothing to brag about
She leads a lonely empty hollow existence. She's starting to get old and all that smoking will catch up with her eventually. Her own parents neither trust or want her in the house. She's a fatass.
Don't feel bad anon, she's probably depressed as hell.
I'm a few days late here but this is some of the most desperate shit I've ever read. Wtf is with the extreme attention to detail? It's like self-insert literotica level.
I would never cowtip, and won't, but I almost want to fake befriend her to see if she really simps and dotes on near-strangers like this in real life.
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Word vomit about the bird at 7am. Must be some strong coffee….
wow the edits she did on this one are more terrifying than usual and the redness around her eyes - yeeesh. “sober” tho, right?
what happened to her precious cat? and her cancer? i’m assuming she’s just hoping that people forget about those with all the word vomit she’s consistently spewing.
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Works out everyday for the past 7 months. Your Peloton says no you haven’t.
“Conquering touch training in only one day”
Omg It’s almost like it was already someone’s pet bird that was comfortable being touched and just had to get used to a new person!
Also wouldn’t a “crazy bird lady” be a “bird-watcher”? As in, someone who loves observing birds in their natural habitat? I’m pretty sure people who actually like birds buy some fucking binoculars rather than binging on cocaine so they can write a 5-page essay about a sad lonely creature flapping about their tiny NY apartment. Im going to have nightmares about sleeping in the safety of my own home and having this disgusting bitch’s GIANT fucking face suddenly pressed against my window
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Another conversation that never happened.
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Conversations that didn’t happen- and more lies yesterday
She hasn’t had a car or a license the whole time of living in Brooklyn- we see you in the passenger seat Amanda while Johnny shuttles you around - also- she (by she I mean Johnny) rented some dumb sports car the ONE trip to Miami she took about three years ago- taking a photo of yourself in the drivers seat and reposting every so often didn’t fool anyone - it was once, years ago, and Johnny drove it
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She qualifies for the vaccine now - for being over thirty - apparently fake cancer isn’t an underlying condition
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She really outted herself here, bad year to claim fake cancer. Her lies are so painfully obvious. I’d love to see her response to that comment.
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Not buying the blurry photos
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Few choice comments on the vaccine post.
Apparently Miss Amanda gets to choose which vaccine she wants. Eyeroll. In NYC you might be able to find a site giving one type of shot out, but getting an appt at a very specific location is hard. My brother thought he was getting Pfizer and wound up getting the J&J. There’s no way to choose ahead of time.
Oh ah now just visiting Miami? Not moving your new dude to florida? Sounds logical.
“I love Florida in January”
Wait, is she talking about going Florida next January or does she not know that it’s April….
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Welp she’s banging Troi. Shocker. Why is she acting like no one can tell who tf this is?
Isn’t everyone her best friend?
You think they’re fucking? I hoped he’d have a little more dignity than that. I personally think he sees their friendship as platonic (and probably feels a little bad for her) and she thinks that he is the next husband. That dude is well known around here and can have any cute aging hipster in Brooklyn, but he’s choosing Hamanda? I don’t think so. She’s fucking delusional.
If Troi’s the bae, then Who’s the bae 3 states away in Florida then?
What will she do with Johnny Wednesday night? Does he get stored in a closet? Or does he sit and watch as she wines and dines Troi on his dime?
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This is the year GUYS!
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She doesn’t even mention the cancer anymore. It’s almost like… it wasn’t real?
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Not one, but two!, pixies referenced posts today. An Easter miracle
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I hate when she says shit like “oh this memory from the summer popped up” like you’re not sending out a thirst trap
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Hahahaha please someone go watch her roly-poly ass try to maintain balance (and sobriety) while she does this. Doubt this will ever happen. She’s not a wall painter. Hey how about you open your store? No? Ok then.
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Sounds about right- company is located on Long Island, and he recently had business in Greenpoint (where the mural will allegedly be) to take care of - the day he came to see john’s - I mean her apartment
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“My dad got a new car this is the code and also the code he uses for everything”
What an idiot.
He prob does work for them. They’re based in FL and recently expanded to Long Island (prob when he got the job) and are opening a new location in greenpoint (I tangentially know these people)
I cannot imagine why anyone hired her to paint a mural, none of the people involved in this business (except maybe her dad?) would “approach” her since it’s based in Tampa FL??
Also I love her bragging about them hiring a photographer. Yes, a business hires a photographer to take a photo of their new location. That’s…not because you’re famous
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For your nightmares…
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The date hasn’t been set yet but she totally has this job. Because that’s how people do business. They hire contract workers with no date in mind but have a photog and are renting scaffolding for her fat ass. And everyone will have forgotten about it by then, including her.
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Fun fact! Love that this guy was just telling her Happy Easter and she had to tell him this word salad about 7 Seconds and then a completely unrelated comment about some other show she went to
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Buy some more or her crap, that she doesn’t clean.
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Not very milky but she’s reselling “vintage” pillowcases for more than she bought them for? You can’t just make up seller fees by raising your price. She even said who she’s reselling it from and you can easily find what she paid for it. Also what’s this cottage core crap shes filling her apartment with? I thought she was a bad ass punk biker babe… she has throw pillows from west elm? How chic.
A normal person would’ve probably just put the first line and the pictures/video.
I actually typically appreciate people being thorough and providing lots of detail but this stimulant induced rant isn’t even helpful, it just sounds nuts.
I don’t have Facebook but I’m dying to know if she’s edited this post 3-5 times like she’s prone to doing
We've already established she's not punk at all, considering how much value she places on dEsIgNeR shit made in third world countries and she's just the ultimate poser for her love of name brands.
The closest she gets to being punk is how dirty and smelly she is.
She gives so much unnecessary info about everything, from junk she buys to junk she's selling, to her own life and everyone she knows around her.
She really seems so exhausting to associate with.
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Selling a coffee grinder for more than Amazon is asking?
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Yeah TECHNICALLY you were a teen ager in the 90s….buuuuutttttt I’m not sure that gives you any cred in that realm….always such a reach
Whaaat, I was born January 1987, can confirm I was never a teen in the 90s.
2000-1987=13. We were not teenagers until 2000.
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Overdrew her Venmo. Sounds like great money planning for a successful business owner of three successful businesses. Someone commented (now erased) asking if she still did nude photos and she said no.
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Nah it was on IG
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Thought I’d post this for fun…so she was never older than 13?? In the 90’s…given all signs point to being 13/14 in 2000. Does she forget people understand birth year = XX age AND google exists??
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“I’m actually a d cup but I fit into b cup retail store sizes etc” D cup on what planet. Maybe now that she’s gained weight?
it really depends. if you can fit comfortably into B cups, you might have too much space in some brand’s D cups like VS. but for the most part, if your boobs are bottom heavy and teardrop shaped, you can probably make do with a D cup.
this is all irrelevant though bc looking at the thread pic, she probably barely fits into a C.
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Yes because Johnny’s dad runs a pharmacy. And pharmacies don’t have doctors giving the vaccine. Speaking of that we never got to see her virtue signal about getting her vaccine that she “chose”
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she bought it in March and is already reselling a $9 item. Seems a little silly for someone who has so much more “expensive and luxury” items… that we’ve not yet seen.
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Does she really need to include the spiritual lyrics to this album that will just end up being mega photoshopped summer photos?
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Since when is Amanda a "they"
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so Amanda and Kenzie aren't following on FB or IG and she still is "babysitting" the cat since Summer 2019.
Guess Amanda lost a cat. Can probably assume she won't be working at Schafmayer and Crap when is has a grand reopening after over a year of being closed.
Uh, why is she finally learning how to find out her bra size on Reddit when people were using the same common formula 15+ years ago, most of us actually learning it when getting our first real bra as an adolescent/teen?! Measure circumference under boobs, measure circumference of boobs at the apex of your nipple, subtract difference, 1" difference = A cup, 2"= B, etc. I guarantee this basic formula has been used by bra fitting employees at stores well before Reddit taught Amanda. How are you a female and this dumb?!
And I'm positive the 4 inch difference she's apparently claiming between her band and tit circumference is only equating to a b cup because she needs a large band size for her big body… meaning she's not a D cup and is measuring herself wrong. She can't be seriously saying her ribcage is soooo small that brands don't sell it. They make 30D. She's saying she's smaller than a 30 band?! Fat lying dumbasses are the worst.
Edit: sorry, I got so fired up reading about her stupidity that I missed what >>1206140
said, which is what I'm talking about. Amanda just makes me irritated and ready to rant before reading more, sorry!
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nyc -> miami, okie doke, crazy. im just patiently awaiting a cancer update or for someone to call her out on it tbh.
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Oh you’re pretty sure yeah? That’s why it says organized by Kenzie Skye
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She’s posting stories about how she “takes care of” her delivery people, including bringing them into her home to “dry off”. I mean, my only regular delivery person is the Usps guy, and I think he’s great…leave him a generous tip at every holiday, offer a bottle of water when I happen to be home on a hot day, make my asshole dog sit for a treat when we run into him on a walk. Really love him…But I don’t have delusions that he wants to towel himself off in my foyer before he goes straight back into the rain to finish his day. WTF and she acts like this is some huge delivery that makes her an important customer…it’s like 4 Poshmark packages! I honestly can’t handle how much she annoys me
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That poor thing was trying so hard to get away. Meanwhile she’s got a cigarette in the other hand, claiming she doesn’t smoke inside.
These actually almost made me sad if they weren’t so fucking weird. She got to-go cups, SLEEVES, and a full coffee bar because she’s that desperate for interaction that she’s luring the mail carriers up to her apartment?
Like she got cardboard sleeves. She considers inviting the mail carriers inside to “play with her bird” and take a coffee to go from her apartment such a regular occurrence that she bought special accessories for it
What is wrong with her
It doesn’t have to be a regular occurrence for her to spend money on it- like it’s not her money after all so who cares. She seems to have a mighty fine habit of getting really excited by some thing, bragging about it and spending a bunch of money on it and then just as easily getting bored and abandoning it. Come to think of it that’s how she treats people too. Maybe she’ll claim the bird was verbally abusive
too when she eventually tires of it
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Claiming to be 115 lbs now lol
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So Johnny’s family owns the house Amanda is in. I didn’t want to completely doxx her, so editing.
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Her apartment must be a black hole of time where pods fully mature to grown parsley in 24 days. It’s usually 70 to 90 days. Just to lie about anything…
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His parent's pharmacy has some pretty bad reviews
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There are more reviews if you search J drugs Brooklyn reviews
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But he’s the LOVE OF HER LIFE
And he didn’t even like the post
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Yeah johnny gave you two and you gave yourself one you already owned (or that he also paid for) when you were “engaged” for like 3 months to Texas dude.
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J for Johnny, works for Jay or Jacob too …
Could also work for
Jobless, junkie, just avoid
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Oooh Troi’s coming over kek
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Also have to let everyone know Johnny is still bankrolling her candle collection?
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She hangs out in leggings like this an expects Troi to take her anywhere? On a motorcycle? He barely stayed for an hour.
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Is stalking someone to their place of work and flashing your crotch with an inner leg tattoo, maybe banging once… what you can “intermediate dating”??
She screwed him on those Valentine’s cards that he drew and she took credit for.
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who tf records and posts their guests arriving to hang out with them? and the way that she dramatically calls him "my baby" over and over only when he's off-screen and can't hear her… I wonder what Troi thinks when he sees this shit on her story>>1213888
his facebook actually lists that they're "in a relationship" so I guess this one's not purely delusion. still embarrassing to update your fb relationship status in 2021. especially to be "official" with a guy you haven't seen in two years
Troi is a dumb scrote, I wouldn’t doubt he went to smash and eat some shitty food I and then bounce. Of course Amanda hyped whatever micro fling they had up. It’s what she always does.
This John Vale shit is so cringe tho lol. Like after years of reposting that one photo over and over she finally harassed him into a relationship.
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Lunch lady arms spotted on Troi’s story
Kek, what a wAiF.
John Vale hasn't seen her in years and is probably thinking she looks like how she shoops herself. Despite his talent, he's old and not on anyone's hot list. I don't blame him or any of these other ugly sCeNe dudes for agreeing to be her bf, since I'm sure she's been sending them suggestive photos for years and flirting for years, all while waiting for someone to finally lay claim to dating her.
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Still a ham beast, that turkey neck is really bad. She has no jaw line.
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Got more chins than a Chinese phone book
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A tool for a tool
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Well, her “clean and sober” is apparently the bullshit “California sober” - that doesn’t count weed- so she’s not really sober- cutting out the cocaine appetite suppressant and smoking weed and getting the munchies isn’t really working out for her smol haven’t eaten in days this size double zero is huge on me body
I highly doubt she smokes much weed since she likes to show off her while boring life and all I see are cigarettes in her mouth or hand. And if she does smoke, that same dealer probably knows other people with other drugs so who even knows how sober she is.
Weed also isn't considered a real drug for most people in weed legal states now anyway.
I'm more annoyed she's trying to get people to bombard her parents' house when she doesn't actually have friends and also should be having her imaginary friends bother her at Bitchboy's parents' place and use her "bistro table set". She really reminds me of someone in high school using too many words to try to make something sound better than it is or meet a word count in an essay. Most people would say they can't wait for good weather and lounging in the sun on their front patio set. She just does her stupid word Olympics to try to convince everyone she's as swanky as she wishes she was.
I'm sure his ugly old ass knows how gross she is, but can't get much better so he stopped by in hopes of getting laid and left when he realized it isn't happening.
John Vale really looks like a bitch now that she's posted stories calling Troi "my baby!" and saying she loves him and that they're gonna "yanno", yet is also saying she finally got someone to agree to be her bf when she never sees him irl.
She chases after any ugly dudes with the smallest bit of clout in the scene. Her desperation is truly embarrassing to females in the motorcycle/tattoo/music community who aren't chasing the low-level clout dick of an ugly aging dude past their prime.
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I’d be praying for John Vale that he doesn't have to see Scamanda. I'm sure his son is fine. Also…. florida.
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waiting on covid test results, so he brings him to the lego store?
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Sleep paralysis demon
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She looks like that fucking alien from MIB
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She's giving me weird female impersonator mask sorta vibes.
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It just needs some hair and brows
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>Been wearing fully hand studded leather jackets since she was 13? Eyeroll.
>”wishes” her store was still open?
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Oh ok Manda. “Our song” but it’s not your rich cuck-husband? Are we supposed to believe someone else has put up with the her for years?
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Uhhhhh guess her dealer picked up.
TLDR: She wants to dye her hair at home.
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I’m sure she does, since it’s a dog grooming place now (aka a business that actually brings in revenue)
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that graffiti artist who tagged it works harder then she does
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In a friends comments. Which exfiancé is this? Erik Cowie? Texas Jay? There’s been so many.
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Dog grooming spot is to the right of the tax place. 134 Boerum St. The shop has been there since 2008. Please use Google.
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Shes bragged about it before. It’s not her real cousin. Everyone is this idiots “cousin” and “sister”
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Was looking for this post. He handled her a double barrel shotgun. What the fuck is she talking about?! The lies are unreal.
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Yeah maybe instead of getting covered at 27… you shouldn’t have made Johnny spend thousands on your traditional flash tattoos, and actually have some foresight to save space for newer style tattoos. She reposted one of my tattoos once and was like “I wish I saved some skin”
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What bar/show? Also kek so much for this rant >>1216488
and her “sobriety.” Was she drinking, anon?
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Post about her “sister” got more likes than her story about her love life kek
What a moron.
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Payday from where? Didn’t pay her phone bill? What job could she possibly do?
I live in Bushwick and am actually in the punk scene and can confirm she is disliked, hardly tolerated and very much banned from many bars/venues not to mention, not at all involved in the punk scene in any way. I’ve lived in Bushwick for 6 years and I’ve literally seen her at a bar maybe… twice? For someone so into punk and her hand studded jackets, I can genuinely say I’ve never seen her at a single gig. Last time I saw her was a year and a half ago at Second Chance when she was dating/engaged to Texas Motorcycle man (sorry, I don’t remember his name, I really can’t keep up or distinguish any of them.) She was completely wasted at the bar and Texas Motorcycle was talking with some other people briefly. Amanda became so enraged that he stopped fully focusing on her for 3 minutes to say hi to some other bar patrons, that she grabbed the closest dude to her, draped herself across him and began an incredibly blatant, beyond cringe, theatrical display of what I can only imagine she thought was a sexy and alluring flirt session? Texas Motorcycle pretty much looked over at her, rolled his eyes, and then went back to talking to the other people. Once again enraged, Amanda took his phone from the bar, threw it on the ground and stomped on it. When he confronted her she started screaming at him and then literally left with the random dude. Texas Motorcycle, fully fed up, just pays the tab and leaves. A mere 15 minutes later, while the rest of the bar was fully engrossed in the gossip, Amanda reappears, realizes Texas Motorcycle left, outraged once again, screams something unintelligible toward the bar, and stomps out in her hand polished studded 25 year old refurbished poshmark boots or whatever and that’s the last I’ve seen of her in public since. Also, the bartender specifically told me that she was banned from that bar previously but it had been a while so they let her hang, only to then be banned again after that incident.
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Yes, Amanda, the rest of NYC has actually tried to keep their businesses afloat and that’s why they’re still open. What happened to your nipple piercings you were definitely getting in Miami? Or that road trip to Miami this year? Or the cancer you definitely would need treatment for and to shave your head? Or that new car your dad was definitely buying you? Or operating a motorcycle? Or moving to Texas, buying a house and opening a store.? When were your going to work at Pumps? Or start an Onlyfans? Or when you were a professional Dom?
There’s so so many more pointless claims she makes. It drives me nuts.
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Did anyone know her when she looked like this? Was she actually that skinny at some point?
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Too many more to tag but please type “sage” in the email field when replying with non milk so you don’t bump the threads.
Anyway, I’m friends with Amanda on Facebook and decided to take a dive into her tagged photos. It’s a mess. It looks like around the time of shaved head pic >>1217679
she was kind of ana chan but that was short lived, picrel. I’d say she’s been shooping herself down to look skinny again since 2015-16
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Seems to be shortly after shaved head. I’d say she was always average weight and has a complex now that she’s older and heavier.
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Not going to shove my relationship down your throat… but I really am
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Not sure why this popped up on my feed but seems she’s still obsessed with ol Tiger King - this is commented on a video about Carole Baskin’s camera guy getting hit by his car….
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had to pull this one from the vaults because I will never be able to unsee it. those "leopard spots" look like open wounds. not cute, definitely not sexy.
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Not the same anon but another from the vaults. Amanda looking like a normal person. She’s a little chunky but completely average for her age and lifestyle. That she feels the need to compulsively photoshop herself and lie on the internet is legitimately sad.
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Not to blog but I used to have body/eating issues so I didn’t mean to say she looks fat. I def meant in relation to what she shoops herself to look like. Having a full face/cheeks is not bad at all. Picrel, she’s not fat at all for her age, just average. What’s nasty is her attitude, that she faked cancer and continues to cuck and milk Johnny for money.
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I’m trying to pinpoint why her legs have an off looking vibe. is it the pigeon toes or is she slightly bending her knees to pull off a thinner looking leg (or straight up photoshop)?
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stretch game strong >>1219058
She remains friends with these "ex fiances" in case she needs a backup dude to validate herself with.
And of course she claims they're all trying to hit her up since they're so jealous she has a tAlEnTeD man she never sees.
Also, it says a lot when you're always the ex fiance and never the bride
She definitely looks chubby here (as always) with that round af face being bigger than middle aged mom's.
Not sure how big you and your friends are, but she's definitely in the chubby category and not average for her height and weight.
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Off topic… but anyone remember back when she posted this raging post back in August about some meth head woman from Tiger King’s roommate? Amanda was all “stay away from her” to a bunch of FB randoms, ok weird.
Fast forward to now… this toothless woman is posting all these lovey dovey comments on Amanda’s page. This…. This is who bigs her up in comments. Racist, Trump voting, meth mouth randoms from Oklahoma, whom Amanda has never met.
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How high is she? Very. She sounds worse than Britney Spears (bless her)https://streamable.com/jam8dn
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She looks like a fucking alien lmao. And I guess she's swatching them all to sell because she's decluttering or whatever. I can't tell if she thinks having that many lipsticks is a flex or what. Unless you have a makeup-related job, having that many just indicates a shopping addiction to me
Sage buT SELLING USED LIPSTICK IS SO DISGUSTING! How do you “sanitize” a lipstick you have used?? Is she using a disposable wand and only dipping it once (no lol)
So gross. And during a pandemic. But also regular gross.
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ole long lock consistently blows up her stretch game.>>1219285
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Johnny parents are finally making her work… or conversations that only happen in her mind?
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Generally people are just good people and don’t have to scream their “good deed” (which is actually just treating people with decency) to a bunch of strangers on the internet…not Amanda! We gotta know how aware and kind she is!
is it her former in-laws’ pharmacy?
because “for fuck’s sake, we pay your bills, come in to cover somebody’s shift” would make sense
That’s not remotely true. Doctors fuck up all the time and absolutely nothing would get done in the pharmacy if we had to call the doctor every single time they made a mistake writing a prescription. Pharmacists have to make minor changes to scripts alllllll day and some doctors are too lazy to even write the patient’s NAME on prescriptions (literally happens multiple times a DAY).
I’m not familiar with New York laws, but in my state, if it’s for a non-controlled drug, there’s nothing inherently illegal about changing the first name that goes on the prescription bottle. At corporate pharmacies, changing the name in their profile will completely fuck up the billing and their insurance company won’t pay for the meds when the names don’t match but most systems have a way to override the profile to print a different name (it’s just a pain in the ass)
The real problem here is that she’s gossiping on the Internet about patients. This could potentially be a HIPAA violation, especially at a small, independent pharmacy. It doesn’t matter if names aren’t mentioned, what matters is she’s giving enough detail that someone could still potentially identify these people. If she left out the shit about how the kid is about to leave for camp, it would be a little bit better. This sort of thing is why pharmacies don’t just let people “volunteer.”
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Amanda 2019 : I hate this
Amanda 2021 : I want a tattoo of it
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hourglass eye roll
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God she’s so cool - has tats and makes fun of other women
I can't discern if she's ridiculing the flower tattoo or the admittedly stupid "diy tattoo kit" company. Although if it's the latter, her handpoking while wearing a bandana post isn't that far off except everything doesn't come in 1 pre-boxed kit. If it's the former, that's even stupider because rose tattoos are American traditional classics.>>1220923
She's a poser, remember? She thinks having a tattoo makes you tough when in reality this isn't before the 1980s and tattoos are not an outlaw thing anymore. Everyone and their mothers has one and kids start their oh-so-cohesive and social media worthy half sleeves on their 18th birthday.
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You mean Johnny is taking you to the zoo. She doesn’t hang out with anyone else. Why does she constantly pretend that it’s not obviously the only person in NYC who can stand her?
She'll probably tell dumbass John Vale that yes, her ex aka SO aka BFF aka second family took her to the botanical gardens, but the beauty there made her think of him and how she can't wait to do these things with him, hence the "springtime rOmAnCe" line.
Then she probably told Johnny Bitchboy how much she enjoyed their "springtime romance" date.
But in actuality, she's just trying to be mysterious so her audience believes she's so loved that she's being spoiled by a romantic man.
TL;DR- I really get the feeling she's the type of bitch to lead on as many men as she can because she wants get validation that she's attractive and desirable, then combine all their positive qualities into one mysterious man to try to make her audience and haterz jEaLoUs.
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Her so called boyfriend doesn’t even follow her on ig lolol
He unfollowed her at some point after she obsessed over him and moved on.
These dudes always forget to remove her side account and “store” IG from their followers because she never posts to them. It’s so they don’t have to see her meatball eyes and shooped hourglass figure.
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Fiancé #39447474 coming right up.
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Really long video of her talking about yet another new hobby, resin casting so she can make pins? The goal was unclear, and she has really tacky taste, shocker. I haven’t priced out that UV case she has but I’m sure all this garbage cost someone (Johnny) a few hundred dollars. Because she SO BORED GUYS.
There’s some mirror body selfie action. Definitely not 115 lbs or waify or hourglass. https://streamable.com/eh16rv
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Dumpy mom butt, no curves
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A terrifying moment…
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Behold the matchstick neck, supporter of the swollen head & meatball eyes.
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Is she pregnant? Why does she keep showing off her belly in that video?
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Not the photoshop… it’s the potato chips. Ok. Why do you look totally different in your video 2 minutes earlier? Potato chips.
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Manic pixie nightmare
"manic pixie nightmare fuel" is the Scamanda x Hot Topic collab I didn't know I needed
remember when she designed (lol) a shirt for Forever 21 (lol) and it was LA-themed, inscrutably? lo how the mighty have fallen
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Says that “people” keep telling her she’s going I make a mess and then says she’s mad at her ex husband because he’s driving her crazy. Kek maybe don’t live in his parents apartment? Ungrateful bitch. People are out of work and in danger of losing their healthcare and housing, food insecurity and this girl complains about resin molds and tries on wigs.
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She can’t leave the dog and bird alone? I thought Clyde loved the bird. Come get a coffee and stay! Girl, go on Amazon and get overnight delivery. Also you’re in East Flatbush, not East Bushwick. Stop trying to sound fancy. Thought she got her license? Where’s her motor pickle? No BFFs or ride or dies to come save her?
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She reposted this from 2016. Since she’s definitely packed on more pounds since then, it’s no wonder she shoops herself to death.
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This is her reply to someone’s comment on that post about gesso
Sorry for the overlap but trying to fit this irrelevant ramble on one picture was a task
Her attempts at singing are painful, especially because she's trying to do a weird accent like she's from the "eye-lands, mon!"
Amanda consistently attempts to sound knowledgeable while butchering terminology and/or using it incorrectly… a gauntlet is a partial glove that covers your wrist, just like the sheer mesh gauntlets worn in burlesque where your fingers aren't covered. Her jacket has a zippered sleeve she shows that she studded like a 13 year old pUnK after their first Warped Tour. There is no gauntlet anywhere in sight. Yet she calls her work in progress a "gauntlet-sleeve". Good Lord she's truly dumb when she tries to show off her crafting knowledge. Seamstress grandma that taught her how to "tailor and customize anything" at the age of 7 must be sobbing in her grave.
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Yes Amanda, that could be your hair, but that'll never be your face or nose no matter how much you FaceTune those chins to make them appear nonexistent or shrink your snout.
Slightly OT, but it's common in Eastern medicine for acupuncturists to check your tongue since a lot of information about your health can be gleaned from your tongue. Her tongue is consistent with someone with "Qi stagnation", meaning she's often stressed, often depressed and upset as well as emotionally unstable (pic attached of visual diagnosis).
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This is barely English.
Uh yeah you could be magic, or you could have BPD and attach yourself to people immediately because you're mentally ill
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Don’t think it was Vale who paid for the class - since the art supplies came from Johnny’s family’s art store
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Tarzan? You look like a circus clown
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I feel bad for this girl. She is constantly commenting on all of Amanda’s posts and this one…just like girl she’s never gonna hang out with you. Ever.
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This is her whole life. Giving strangers weird gifts in hopes she get something out of it. I’m sure a repairman totally worked for free for her, just for fun. What white privilege nonsense mirage could she imagine happening?
I’m so confused..first she’s tough and has muscles, very diy etc etc but is now a “damsel in distress” who allows some stranger to “help” her
Ps her lack of awareness of neighborhoods in Bk is concerning. Idk how u get bushwick and flatbush confused 😂
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>>1228286>black with moon and stars water tumbler
I….think I might have the same water bottle as her kek
Exactly. Most tattoers have heard of the shop, but not of Vale. Plus the shop is also considered popular due to all the tourists who want to get a Flori-duh tattoo from their drunken vacation as opposed to being popular due to great art. Tattoers certainly aren't falling over themselves to visit or guest spot at Ochos Placas and Vale doesn't have a waiting list at all.
But sure Amanda, keep name-dropping somebody as notable as Johnny Bitchboy.
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So she brings up her “sister” (friend) who passed away as the reason she got sober but then is thanking Vale (or secretly Johnny but pretending it’s Vale for optics) for being there for her bad-ass “I can kick coke all in my own in my parents house” just like a Trainspotting character
“Cook up a heroin story”
I see what you did there. Well played anon, well played👏🏻👏🏻
Benzo addiction is a physical dependence, withdrawal can give you seizures. It’s actually very serious.
Also I doubt she’s getting controlled substances from his family pharmacy for no reason. Maybe she is getting them filled there but someone has to be writing them in the first place.
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Well she probably never got off of the Xanax. This was from last year when she annoyed her father with “here we go now!” for 20 mins and then ran into her room to take her pills. Clearly Xanax is not a beta blocker. But I guess to Amanda it must be (couldn’t get a clear pic, this was a close as I could get)
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Her dad bought her a “herse” because he’s proud of her. What happened to the Beetle he bought her?
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More ridiculous comments…her dad always had new “cards” and also she into “drums, motorcycles and cars, contact sports, heavy metal concerts, grilling” Amanda those are all things you watch people do. You don’t participate in ANY of those arenas besides “heavy metal concerts” which you still just watch.
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I won’t say how much money… but then she does. 3k of coke in one night? ok. I’m sure you paid with it all with your own hard earned money.
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“It was benign!” Excuse me?
She def wants to fuck
her dad. She's got more issues than Vogue.
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Virtue signaling because her “boyfriend” is bilingual?
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The ONE photo they have together and this is the SECOND mention of Spanish in a day…not like she’s not BORN AND RAISED NEW YAWK where Spanish is rampant and she would have encountered Spanish numerous times but I guess only now is it worth a mention ….
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Comment a useless fact so you can word vomit about how bi, I mean pan, you are. How edgy. Also, no surprise you can’t find women who can deal with all your garbage. So you date loser “cis males”. Amanda your a boring white girl from the suburbs and you’re not special, no matter what you label yourself as.
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He’s not with her, it’s just more of her bullshit
Now she’s making it out like he’s usually with her but now he’s away….they have one picture together she constantly reposts- which I believe is the only time they actually hung out in person
4 boyfriends have the same birthday but one of them was a girl that you dated for a year but have never mentioned once? So not only do you not know the difference between boyfriend/girlfriend but you’re now trying to tell us that you’re bi/pan when you’ve literally only ever dated men (sometimes multiple simultaneously)
I’d believe that girls don’t poop or that the election was stolen before I believe anything Scamanda says
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Saw this in Vale’s IG highlights… guess someone decided to sell his own work himself. Since Amanda probably didn’t sell any of those Valentine’s cards he made “with her”
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“Intimate parties” ::shudder::
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You can’t dye synthetic hair. You might not live in the garage but you might as well.
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Wants to go to Florida… didnt complete here vaccines. She got her first shot a month ago, it’s only 2-3 week in btwn appts. She so full of it.
Also a stepmom? Kek, where’s your cat and dog that you barely take care of?
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Studied globes…its just like attending college. Not putting down people who don’t go to college but she’s just so high and mighty for being “self educated”. Well, it got you a 15 year drug addiction, you live alone with a bird and your best friends are literally imaginary neighbors… so…not sure how well that all worked out for you.
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this poor lady is still commenting trying to hang out with brat. so pathetic
You’re dead-on and not just nitpicking. I not only went to school with her, but also had classes with her, and would skip said classes and school altogether with her sometimes (not bragging since I didn’t graduate either) and I can tell you for a fact that she dropped out when she was at least 16
Unrelated fun fact: her high school nickname was Mandy Slobs, and her younger nickname was Monkey Arms because they were so dark and hairy.
But yea… “look at me now mom”(emoji)
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What the fuck did she do to herself? Anachan she is not…
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Shops her whole body but leaves her face looking like this lol
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That’s a pretty wavy doorframe…
I'm so confused. Scamanda usually begs for friends. What's wrong with this woman that she doesn't want to hang out with her? Does she not fit her aesthetic?
I feel so sad for her. She must be so lonely that she willingly wants to see Amanda.
Maybe, or maybe she’s just that dumb. But I guarantee they’re either fucking or he’s trying to fuck because no straight man is riding across town, taking his clothes off and getting in Scamanda’s bed due to her sparkling personality and witty conversational skills. This is a girl who literally has to beg for anyone
to hang out with her because she has no real friends. Posting this makes her look either dumb/naive af or shady/skanky af, no in between.
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“I’m his muse” It’s literally his job to draw.
Amanda just has to tell us how her sooper knowledgeable aunt expected fragile, waif-like Amanda to go to the hospital due to quitting coke… uh, is your aunt as dumb as you, Amanda? Why would she even think going to a hospital would be an option when hospitals would never watch over a drug addict kicking drugs, unless the withdrawals were unleashing potentially lethal side effects like seizures from withdrawing from a lot of benzos or a high methadone dose? No Amanda, a hospital would maybe give you 600 mgs of ibuprofen/aspirin and a list of local rehab/detox facilities to call on your own time and then send you on your way to make room for patients that actually need medical treatment.
The only thing fragile about Amanda is her ego, especially when no unwanted dudes are paying attention to her.
Exactly. Even Mama June, Honey Boo Boo's crack addicted mom and her hubby weren't going through 1k a night. Crack is cheaper, but it makes you want more immediately once you finish what you have, so many people easily spend way too much on it.
Although I might believe Amanda's 1k/ night coke story since she looks like a gullible poser idiot and I wouldn't doubt any dealer would rip her off by charging triple the cost. If I found out she was using again, I'd totally pull a Lurch and middle man coke to her and triple the cost.
She dropped out of school and is soooo pUnK like Hot Topic, yet still can't spell mohawk ("mowhawk").
And not saying Amanda did/didn't drop out since she's always exaggerating or lying about every little thing, but you can drop out of school at any age, just like you can leave home at any age. Even if her parents reported her as a runaway at 14 years old and the cops stopped her panhandling in NYC, she still wouldn't be taken home and forced to go to school. Truants and runaways aren't a priority to any law enforcement or court system. If she was committing crimes and skipping school to hang with gangs and got arrested, THEN she might get court ordered to attend classes or be threatened with being removed from her parents' home and moved to a group home or foster care where she can be monitored to attend class.
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I’ve done blow with her (around her) and she wastes so much of it “do it off my boobs” etc. She doesn’t ever use the “anatomical sniffer” in the top or your hand like a regular addict, she dumps it out and snorts from it off of whatever. She’s so sloppy she wastes most of it.
Lol thank you cokeanon I’ve never heard it called the anatomical sniffer before, gave me a chuckle. IIve never seen
her do coke but I’ve been around her at the deuce where she was obviously coked tf out and taking bathroom/smoke breaks every ten minutes. My friend at the time said she bummed a cigarette off of her and could see crumbs of it falling out of her nose. Definitely wasteful and abused it. I wonder if she’s actually coked out like some anons have been speculating because apparently these a big batch floating around Brooklyn now that’s been laced with fentanyl.
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So then open your store…it’s been way over a year.
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Another dude? Vale must be so excited.
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Seems he’s just finding out too…
if this is real there's no way she'll keep his identity a secret for long. she takes pictures of herself with literally everyone who is unfortunate enough to visit her or even facetime her (except Johnny) so as to keep up the illusion that she has friends.
also jesus christ, the name dropping is so cringe and these stories are not believable in any way. she's so delusional, i love it.
This is so desperate and pathetic. She won't be able to contain her excitement and will name drop the person living with her "as long as they want", which won't be that long considering how annoying she is. This is on par with the celebrity-obsessed kids on Tik Tok that flirt with a "celebrity" and then eagerly out them when they respond.
Amanda, no one is impressed by your D-list cElEbRiTy brushes with fame except yourself. Even if a real celebrity like Ryan Gosling left Eva Mendes to live with you and you posted it all over the internet, no one would think you're a catch. Everyone would just feel bad for Gosling for having to find out in real life how terribly annoying you are.
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Her exbf or whatever he was from Tiger King just got a dui a week or two ago. Maybe he's moving in so they can live sober edge life together.
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He’s not moving to NYC anytime soon…
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What an asshole. Right up Amanda’s alley.
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Even Joe Exotic is calling him out kek
"I love you"
Amanda, the self-described muse, went from being so stoked about her ability to artistically inspire her bf that she's met irl once and has been virtually dating for less than a month, to getting hot, bothered, and sooo starstruck over someone staying with her and clearly hoping they'll want to cohabitate with her.
As she lives in a house owned by her ex's parents.
This is fucking unbelievably insane.
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Wooow, I wonder if she told him about how much her crackhead "celebrity" friend loves her lingerie choices over text too? This chick is going to die alone by her own shitty choices and still see herself as a victim
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Not a milky update…
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Is this even English?
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“Houseguest” has arrived
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For the record it’s was rainy and cold in NYC from like 3pm on. It wasn’t a nice day really, not sure why she’s sweaty in a dress. She’s walking… but then she’s in the passenger seat of her car? This sounds 100% fabricated.
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I hope she walked around Flatbush in this exact outfit with her ugly, half finished cheapy leather jacket. What a psycho.
Also kek at this old Photoshop job.
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Too late, you’re too fucked up to go back.
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I can’t begin to recap…
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Can’t have a long post without a story comment…
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Same gross nail and hand
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Nice not-oval mirror you got there…
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Not to wk but asymmetrical mirrors are a big thing right now
wait so the reason she was sperging in >>1243317
about not being able to reveal the identity of her "sooper secret celebrity guest!!" isn't because it's some huge star who needs their privacy it's because he's literally on the lam and has a warrant for his arrest lmaooooooo
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I hope she's talking about eating the expired steak, taken from starving animals, from a dumpster. Perfect for Amanda and Cowie, oh and I guess John Vale and Johnnyboy. kek what a mess
What’s so funny is that when it happened and she was “engaged” to Cowie she was all like “oh ahah omg my fiance is so crazy you guys he’s wilddd” and after their break she turned it into “he literally pulled a gun on me (though FaceTime though)” like her life was somehow at risk through FT??
Plus I can’t believe she’s kind of implying here >>1239733
that he’s a big shot celeb cause she’s ran into Elijah wood and Whoopi Goldberg but acts like Cowie isn’t just a redneck shitty zookeeper who lives in a trailer and looks like a sunburnt foot. Chill Amanda.
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You’re literally not even responsible for yourself. Stop taking in animal abusing addicts to the apt you don’t even pay for.
Saged for speculation and nothing more, but I think she’s truly a master manipulator and liar. I think she zeroes in on the thing
that will hook (for a time) a particular loser, and fuckin RUNS with it. Says she’s pregnant, says she’s a 3rd gen Hell’s Angel or whatever, says she’s got money, says she’s broke, says she has cancer, says she’s a rad craftsman, an artist, whatever. And these dudes are flattered as fuck that this internet-famous person takes an interest in them. Then it goes to shit but those first weeks are golden.
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Sage for old milk, just a reminder how several months ago cowie was a piece of shit abuser but now her BFF ride or die best friend
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Do you miss running a store too? She could have been open since last year. What’s the actual hold up. Seems like they still own the website, doubt anyone order anything
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No milk, but her emotional state swings around like crazy.
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Vale decided to respond to her “send me your favorite song”. Those are the lyrics. Sounds a little scorn to me.
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Aaaand he removed that he’s in a relationship with her.
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Same anon. Seems she didn’t wake up to the news yet. Cue incoming scorn.
Cue self-pitying whining about how “abusive
” he was by not validating her wise brave choice to shack up with Tiger King junkie fugitive.
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this is gonna be milky
Sage for old milk.
She left her apartment in bk to move into her parents house to get sober (her explanation). For a while someone else was staying in her apartment (Kenzy?) but eventually moved out and at some point all of her stuff was moved into storage. After a year at her parents they made her move into the garage (it started because they went on vacation and didn’t trust her to be in the house lol). Her financial situation has always been confusing. One month she’s made thousands selling nudes in under 24 hrs and the next she’s asking people to venmo her $2 for her phone bill. It’s possible that Johnny is giving her a monthly alimony payment, and then buying her gifts, letting her live in his family’s apartment etc. it’s not clear if they ever were legally married, still married, are divorced, etc. she once recently mentioned “payday” but we knows she’s “volunteering” at their pharmacy. Seems like his family has her on a tight leash at the moment. Wondering what will happen when they find out she’s got tiger assistant staying there…
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I'm surprised her ig still says planeemoji Miami kek
. I'd kill to hear his parents talk about her.
Her status still says in a relationship but it doesn't say with who.>>1248962
He is disgusting, but he gives her attention and was on tv so it doesn't surprise me. Any little crumb of fame is right up Amanda's alley
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This is the last this she’s posted. Relationship stays hasn’t been changed.
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old photo: Cowie updated his status on this day today last year.
I 100% knew it was him, especially once she wrote the story post about him living in the "sticks" and he's an alcoholic. Haha, definitely not a celebrity that she should be "starstruck" over. She's pathetic with her attempts to gain clout over knowing someone that some people have heard of. She's so happy he liked her cheap "lacy" crop top and shorts… I guess she wasn't scared he was going to point his gun at her AGAIN, like he did on FaceTime. What a trooper for risking her life to rehab an alcoholic animal zoo workers that she claimed was aBuSiVe
Her descriptions kill me. She's "back in fighting form", she rescued Cowie and got him "back in fighting shape"… And she's still a chunky monkey shooper and he's always going to be the same loser alcoholic. Neither of them will ever be in fighting form.
I am cracking up that he was a "fancy chef" at a place called Michael's Grill. No Amanda, a line cook at a grill isn't the same as a fancy chef.
She is an embarrassment.
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This is the last thing she has up on her FB and her IG has been inactive. Wonder what could have happened to actually drive her to log off? Anyone have the milk?
Johnnys mom tagged Amanda and her brother Dominick on a Facebook post two days ago regarding a family members college graduation, so she must still consider them both part of the family I guess? They’re not in any of the pictures but maybe they were present…? It’s all very awkward. I tried leafing through some of their profiles but I didn’t find anything milky.
I’m tinfoiling that with meth head Cowie in town, he asked her to help him cop and now they’re on a bender together in her apartment. I doubt the cops in New York care about some out of state nobody.
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samefag, sorry, but I just read through that again and there's so much to unpack here. that tattoo is fucking AWFUL and also a hilarious punchline to see after her screed about the ~super cool~ rig she made.
also if she's creating so much, why aren't we seeing any pics of that? "miniature enchanted landscapes", holy shit. my sides.
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Well if you compare it to the other hand-poked turds on her ankle it actually fits in perfectly and reflects her creative skills pretty accurately
That cop dude she grovels over is a lonely loser. I had checked out his profile and made the mistake of liking 1 picture of a post he made showing a classic 80s old school punk album.
Within 2 hours, he liked multiple pictures of me and then followed me, then tried to message me about how "beautiful" he thinks my tattoos look on me. I haven't responded to anything, but he still likes every picture I post where I'm in it. And this started like 4 months ago and he's still going strong. Desperate af.
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who the fuck has she been dating for 7 years? This bitch is such a retard.