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samefag but this has been brought up in the comments a few times, especially on this video. Theory is, very high up/boss. He is ridiculous but he's hella loaded.
People don't seem to care, he was umping about in high heels and underwear with a floating bodypillow, gave mothers and their kids some balloons who happily took them. It's really fucking weird. But great how much fuckery he gets away with.
i was thinking the same but somehow i feel like most of the older swiss people barely use the internet yet alone seek otaku shit to find him. even though he is ridiculous you would need to sort of specifically look for this type of content.
he does seem to have a shit load of money though
samefag, went through comments on >>209359
>UBS. It's a bulge bracket bank that deals with banking with Corporations, Nations, and other larger-than-individual entities. Also, it was founded and is headquartered STILL in Switzerland, leading me to suspect he works at HQ
>UBS HQ are in Zürich and Basel, and it looks like Bern in the video, so probably not exactly at HQ
Or he just filmed himself walking out of a random office. The lesson is that as long as you have money, doesn't matter if your flat is full of fap pillows, you will get bitches
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I know people love him for the meme factor, but fact is his complete absence of inhibition makes him an utterly cancerous degenerate. It's just depressing. Also I hate nothing more than people who pride themselves on "having the best of both worlds" (2D and 3D)they're just generally the most cancerous people on earth.
post em anon. Though he's basically nude in all of his videos anyway
Anyone who owns a body pillow is a perverted-ass weeb, which is nothing to note. But this guy has a legitimate career and presumably a professional non-perverted online presence elsewhere. That is the puzzling part. He must be one hell of an autist.
Then don't watch them. Seems pretty simple.
Also seems odd that you feel uncomfortable by something as comparatively tame as melonpans shit. The guy is harmless and actually quite likable. He has a lot of female fans.
I've been following this guy for a while and it's amazing a) how much money he has and b) how much crazier he gets with the passing years. In just a couple of years his content turned much more sexual and fetish-y than it used to be a while back.
Still, as a fellow Swiss, after getting over the initial shock and disgust at his cancerous nature I can't help wanting to fly over to Bern and be his friend. The fact that he pulls this shit in Switzerland of all places just makes it more hilarious. People are severely uptight and while I don't personally know Bern, pulling this shit in any other smaller town would be horrendous. I'm amazed how he gets away with it. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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He works at a Swiss bank as a head manager. His ic is on the site's webpage but I forgot which one it is. It's out there though.
Basically he's living the fucking dream and giving no fucks.
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I'd let him fuck me. I like degenerates like this.
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in response to a girl who looks underage (wat)
>We can masturbate together anytime my princess. Just tell me where and when. w
What is this, a witch hunt? AoC in many parts of Europe is 14. They're old enough to know what they're doing.
How can one learn to lose all sense of shame so that they can enjoy their life like he does?
He seems to have so much fun and doesn't care that it makes me envious.
>>209385>Physically 15 is apparently the ideal age for a woman to have children according to biology.
what crack are you smoking? pedophile.
the risk of having an autistic kid is basically parabolic. in that, a 15 year old girl has just as high of a risk as a 35 year old woman. ideal age scientifically is 20-22.
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What the fuck dude
Well we knew what 99% of his naked body looked like anyway.
I was hoping he would be bigger kek
necro-ing this thread,but does anyone in general got stuff on this guy?he scares and fascinates me at the same time
I read that he was fired a few months a go but he seems to keep doing his thing as he used to>>218520>>224575
i would also like to know if that blog still exists kek(Necro)
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I forgot about this guy and his blog until I recently saw this article about him almost being detained by swiss customs for trying to bring 30kg of loli doujinshi into the country and honestly I kind of envy how far he's made it while still remaining a complete degenerate.
Also isn't he gay/bi? I thought he was living with his boyfriend.
No, a photo of himself walking past a police station doesn't mean it was likely. Please look at how much fucking loli shit that man has imported. Why the fuck would they pull him in NOW? The man is a compulsive liar.>>728935
Nope. He works for his father's bank. He dressed up in a DHL uniform that his friend wears. Everything he does is a performance.
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He used to have a facebook profile that he used for a long time. Here he showed his "real" life. He ended up getting removed from Facebook enough times for posting loli shit that he just gave up on it. He is from an EXTREMELY wealthy family. That flat in his videos is his "city home" and he actually owns a large house (possibly inherited from his father) in the countryside where he spends summers. His father owns the bank that he works in.
He did his degree in accounting, so he works as some sort of senior accountant at the bank and gets paid out the fucking ass (forget how much but he did actually say at one point.)
His parents seem pretty eccentric themselves, he gave his father a loli dakimakura for christmas one year and his dad seemed to find it hysterical. Kartoffel works at a museum, forget her real name.
He used to run a blog where he posted his nudes for ladies to enjoy. I have one of the nudes saved (there were many, but I only saved one. It was a whole blog devoted to it) and he had to stop after Kartoffel asked him to.
Melonpan desperately WANTS to be a lolcow I think because his actual life is just SO easy, SO smooth and SO mundane.
Spoilered: One of Melonpan's nudes
me and a few friends were obsessed with Melonpan back at the height of his popularity. I wouldn't say he was a personal lolcow because he really isn't a lolcow (although he tries so hard to be) but he's an extremely interesting person to observe. Born into insane wealth and luxury, very normal family, parents who he clearly has a great relationship with. And through having such a perfect life, craves to be seen as different yet relatable. The whole Melonpan sphere of people is weird too.
Richard Richner, the Asian looking dude in most of his videos, is extremely odd. He's a watch maker for a luxury watch making brand. Also owns two homes, the flat you see in his videos and a nice (not mansion like MPs, but large enough) house up in the mountains. No idea if he comes from wealth but his job pays extremely highly.
In terms of the cosplay thots, the alpha thot was a woman named Fatima. Any video of MP's that has women, she will be one of them. All of these thots have moved on as Melonpan just doesn't have the same audience he did. He gets constant mentions in media which means his audience is mostly freaked out normies, when before it was otaku.
I really could write a lot on Melonpan. As I said before, I personally don't think he is a lolcow (quite the opposite, I think he's painfully normie irl) but he is certainly a very interesting figure
How fucking pathetic is lowcow? You haven't even managed to find out his real name or the company he works at even though everything has been known for years already?
Name: Kerim Roth
Workplace: aberimo AGhttp://www.aberimo.ch/team.htm
And unless he has inherited a lot of money he is not rich. He "only" works as a finance and accounting professional which means he doesn't even have a university degree.
nice unsaged sperg with no real milk and harping on facts that are true.
I guess pathetic is subjective tbh
Nobody really cares about that boring stuff, we just want more of his outrageous behavior and to know if it's real or not
We already know he's well off and his family got him a good job, any further information about his finances is just doxing
Is he related to Rothschields? xD
What about the whole story about getting fired from UBS?
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a now-defunct imageboard had 12 of his nudes, but only thumbnails were rchived