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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 12:03:00 PM No. 162756

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i died when someone said this, so accurate

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 05:40:20 PM No. 162766

>>162433
Heather has nicer boobs tbh and I’ve never seen her post weird cellulite pictures either

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 12:49:38 AM No. 163060

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 12:51:23 AM No. 163061

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 06:02:44 AM No. 163062

>>163060
she looks better like this

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Shaynatorium Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 08:19:39 AM No. 159974 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 03:47:15 PM No. 163044

>>163042
Kek that’s a good point. The Situation puts way more effort into his appearance and hygiene than this sow. He’s still hideous but at least he keeps in shape to try to compensate for the uggo face. Shat should take notes

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 07:16:42 PM No. 163049

>>162991
I'm interested, nonny.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 09:46:04 PM No. 163057

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>>160303
>>160302
i hope all the women their mouth anywhere near an anus have all their vaccinations up to date especially hep A.
And there is literally no way to avoid parasitic infections if you're doing this, fyi. parasite eggs aren't very large.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:17:47 PM No. 163058

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felt inspired today

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:21:41 PM No. 163059

>>160302
This is still the craziest reply I've ever read on this site.

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Quitting Weed with Shayna/Shaycountability Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:20:07 AM No. 24354 [Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 07:51:33 PM No. 163051

>>163046
Ginger Ale supremacy. What brand do you prefer?

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 08:00:59 PM No. 163052

>>163051
i prefer canada dry but the store i went to only had schweppes so i settled for that! definitely helped with my upset stomach though.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 08:03:24 PM No. 163053

>>163052
Twinsies! I'm glad it's helping your stomach nona. What's got you feeling down today? Or did you mean physically only?

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 08:08:25 PM No. 163054

>>163053
physically mostly but i also ran into an old friend at the store i hadn't seen in years and it just made me feel insignificant as a NEET. she has a baby and a life and it just made me feel kinda shitty. she also got pregnant at like 19 so maybe i shouldn't feel so bad, i don't even want kids or anything, i just know she also probably has a job, and i just turned 24 and have nothing to show for it. have had some slight cravings over today but feeling alright overall. i woke up super congested and with an awful headache and i know my ability to breathe would be much worse if i was smoking right now so thats a plus!

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 08:37:05 PM No. 163056

>>163054
I'm definitely acutely aware of that feeling of inadequacy. I hope it makes you feel better to let you know that I'm early-30's and am in the same position as you are in now. 24 isn't a baby, but it's still young and you have a lot of time to figure your shit out. I'm proud of you for making positive changes. I really wish I had done what you're doing now when I was your age. Also yay for positive physical changes! Keep it up friend and stay strong

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Shayfoil thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 05:45:14 PM No. 157750 [Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 02:58:37 AM No. 162882

>>162857
Why? Her previous scar is so imperceptible that nonas kept saying it was just a fold/line.
>>162862
>>162878
Is this it, nona? >>>/snow/626117

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:07:44 AM No. 162884

>>162882
I mean, this nona notices the faint scar on the breast >>>/snow/1643891 and this one immediately tells her it’s just a fat roll (missing the point) >>>/snow/1643920
Another example >>>/snow/1648276 in which the scaring is visible and so faint that it’s devolves into “fighting” because a lot of the nonas don’t notice the line, even when prompted to notice it.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:16:27 AM No. 162887

>>162882
See? >>>/shay/162867 very faint.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:45:59 AM No. 163032

tinfoiling that her and the biggulpgirls guy are actually dating and thats how she’ll justify fucking him without protection. its definitely weird theyre going to the concert together.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 04:33:04 PM No. 163045

>>163032
Yeah Im tinfoiling that he’s one of her current “sugar daddies” and probably paid for dinner yesterday. He’s basically renting a cheap whore that’s on call and will fly out to him and film garbage videos. I guess coomers don’t care how fat and gross a whore is as long as they’ll degrade themselves. He’s finessing her

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Shayna Censored By Snacks Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 04:11:15 PM No. 157728 [Reply]

This category of fan art always absolutely cracks me up. Post your favs and send lets send our energy into the universe to manifest a Mattel Mukbang.

Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 04:54:30 PM No. 157738

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Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:23:13 PM No. 158290

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Kudos to the anon who made this

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:03:52 AM No. 163017

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:44:09 PM No. 163040

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How has this masterpiece not been posted yet?

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WORKS OF SHART Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:35:01 AM No. 162981 [Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:01:39 PM No. 163035

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:08:05 PM No. 163036

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kek

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:36:03 PM No. 163037

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>>162981
If it finally shuts up the poster raging in multiple threads wanting to personally vet what's considered "highly regarded art" then I'm all for the move.

>>163020
I totally forgot she paid for this.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:36:38 PM No. 163038

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:38:41 PM No. 163039

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who sharted?

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Single Tit Implant Confirmed Discussion Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 07:52:27 PM No. 162863 [Reply]

big news today in the shayverse… tinfoil hat anons rejoice; the necrotit was an implant all along. post caps of times that it was obvious that her tit was fake/necrotic. also post examples of when innocent nonnies were banned for hypothesizing that shay had an implant done when she was younger. those anons were absolutely correct and should be vindicated

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 01:22:21 PM No. 162948

>>162942
I don't think Shayna will ever get "semi-popular" again just because of boobs. She has too many things against her (age, weight, wrinkles, laziness)

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 01:48:54 PM No. 162950

>>162941
I thought shayna's plan was to stay with her mom while she recovered. That's what she said before the reschedule.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:00:41 AM No. 163016

$50 says Shayna immediately pops one of her new tits like her idol Chyna from wrestling

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:36:23 AM No. 163028

is she going to have to get these replaced again when shes 35?

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 08:09:51 PM No. 163055

>>163028
yes, all breast implants need to be replaced every ten years or so

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 05/04/23 (Thu) 07:46:14 PM No. 162085

the thing that pisses me off the most is her whole "haha losers your dad is spending YOUR COLLEGE FUND on my porn!~" schtick, she's said shit like this for years and it really exemplifies her disturbing, disordered attachment to her father. only a disturbed person would have some sick fantasy of other womens' fathers cranking it to them. and FYI bitch my mother is 52 and you could never compare, that is how awful you look at 25

Anonymous 05/06/23 (Sat) 11:13:54 AM No. 162111

Her laziness and e-begging

Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 08:07:15 AM No. 162132

DEGENERATE CILANTRO HATER

Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 02:28:34 AM No. 162353

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>>158187
THESE GOD AWFUL NAILS UGGGH-LY

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:27:18 AM No. 163026

Yet again shayna's white privledge is showing. she gets a brand new set of boobs she doesnt deserve and probably wont even take good care of them.

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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon) 06:39:22 AM No. 162720

>>162036
Love you girlie

Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon) 01:14:32 PM No. 162730

>>162704
Where is the fart?

Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon) 02:39:12 PM No. 162734

>>162704
Needs fart.

Anonymous 05/23/23 (Tue) 05:49:19 PM No. 162767

>>162704
FART

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:24:16 AM No. 163025

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Do not unspoil this if you care about your mental health.

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