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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:02:44 PM No. 169354

Woooo! What a wonderful surprise. Checkijg out Shayna’s twitter without farmer commentary was brutal.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:36:55 AM No. 169361

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She still has no ass

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 04:19:54 PM No. 169362

Don't want to clog the main thread but shaynance bleakness nona, if you're reading this I see you and I appreciate you

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 12:14:29 PM No. 169370

Be honest outside of lolcow do you think shayna really enjoys her life?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:57:26 PM No. 169372

just woke up from a dream that Shayna had an actual girlfriend who was 1 normal looking and 2 they seemed to actually care about each other and were mutually attracted to each other. idk why she shows up in my dreams sometimes but it was kind of cute. but then she went and started exposing herself to her neighbors for fun and it was no longer cute.

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 12:45:53 PM No. 169314

>>169313
gross. why do you wanna see that.

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 02:02:59 PM No. 169315

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>>169314
To see peanut dick in action(spoiler this)

Anonymous 08/24/24 (Sat) 03:48:05 PM No. 169317

>>169043
She looks like a ghoul on the right and he is making a soyjack reddit face

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 10:21:29 AM No. 169343

>>168821
She really didn’t/still doesn’t have a real friend in the world, because I know if at 20 I told my friends I was moving to bumfuck OK to be with my divorcee daddy dom tumblr boyfriend they would lock me in my room and keep me there until I missed my flight. Where the fuck even were her parents during this saga?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

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ShAy-I Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:13:30 AM No. 16630 [Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.

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Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 07:19:19 AM No. 169359

>>169336
middle image reminds me of Mr Luggs from Luigi's Mansion

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:22:08 AM No. 169360

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Shayna eating sushi after dying her hair.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:48:44 PM No. 169365

>>169360
These seem kind of fetishistic

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:54:37 AM No. 169367

>>169360 the tiny ass teeth sitting in the middle of her bottom lip ahhhhhh!

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:10:58 AM No. 169368

/r/ for some more shAI edits of her new pictures. those claymation and barbie ones legitimately made me laugh harder than anything last year

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 08/27/24 (Tue) 10:15:26 PM No. 169339

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i cant believe she still advertises this photo. she looks soooo disgusting and bloated. the overdrawn lips just make her look fat somehow.

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 11:19:55 PM No. 169342

>>169339
vanilla chola cabbage patch hoe

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 01:23:43 AM No. 169356

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She really reminds me of another cow in this image, I can't remember who though.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 07:05:19 AM No. 169358

>>169332
I thought this was AI

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:20:43 PM No. 169363

>>169356
Idk either but she has a horse face

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 07/23/24 (Tue) 04:39:59 PM No. 169027

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Pastel-cutie when she was still on tumblr and making these faces

Anonymous 07/24/24 (Wed) 11:03:26 AM No. 169038

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Anonymous 08/05/24 (Mon) 09:18:55 PM No. 169117

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found on /ot/

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:02:27 PM No. 169355

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Empathchan dresses like Shayna with the random pinks and ill-fitting slutty clothes

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:00:10 AM No. 169366

>>169355
I hate to say it but empathchan somehow has better fat distribution than shay

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 05:57:58 PM No. 169212

>>169211
I have poor photoshopping skills. Would you like me to draw them instead?

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 06:12:47 PM No. 169214

>>169212
sry i hope i didnt come off as a hater. im enjoying this breaking bad trend. those faces melts are just hella creepy lol

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 06:21:40 PM No. 169218

>>169214
its ok you’re not hating ♥

Anonymous 08/18/24 (Sun) 04:36:59 PM No. 169253

>>169210
Hoooooly shit nona. I can always count on /shay/ to make me laugh…Kiki is killing me. And Shay is Saul!!! She wishes she was that good at being shady…

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 07:30:20 PM No. 169346

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>>169210
I think I’ll do a full fledged fanart of this, I just need to map each characters personality… Realistically shay should be walt as she is the main character but she has bob odenkirk lips which inspired me in the first place.
I could do a BCS edit instead, but I still feel like something is missing.
Kim -> Traniel
Howard -> sarah
Chuck -> ellen
Mike -> womak (obviously)
Gus -> kiki

Any other ideas?

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The Shay 4 Challenge & Other Games- Share your Screenshots Anonymous 04/02/23 (Sun) 04:53:15 PM No. 157932 [Reply]

Shay 4, 3, 2, or 1, shit even the Shayout (fallout Challenge), Pick your game, and play your Shay, rules!

>Favorite Color must start as Pink
>Job must be as close as you can to the real deal
>Traits must START as close to Shayna as you can
>Characters in the Shayverse must BEGIN as they do irl. For example, don't make Womack some op super sexy sim. Make him what he is

Lastly-
I want to see where every Shay starts and ends. We all start the same BUT it can't all end the same?
Maybe Shayna will loose weight in your game, actually become a digital artist. Maybe she'll marry Womack, who becomes super rich.
Maybe she'll become that super rich sex worker. Regardless, play it your Shay!
(In general I think Shayna makes a interesting character arc for a sim. Starting off as a sex worker, maybe thin. Have her drink/eat until chubby, maybe she becomes famous and beloved. Maybe she becomes a housewife or a gamer girl! It's your world and your gorl!
(this is retarded, i know. I'd like to see some heartwarming storylines though)

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Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 01:24:33 AM No. 169308

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workroom (sorry i have no mods and im too lazy to do them so this is just base game)

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 03:00:03 AM No. 169309

>>169304
keep going nona i wanna see where she ends up in your game

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 04:18:16 AM No. 169310

>>169309
so far she already has her first boyfriend, and i made her a job as a fashion influencer cuz it was closest thing to a social media career i could get in base game. i was gonna do fast food but i would rather her make more money and it made 2 dollars more so… she slept with the guy shes dating the first day she met him.

Anonymous 08/25/24 (Sun) 12:53:39 AM No. 169318

>>169310
so i had her break up with the boyfriend but it may have been too hasty cuz i should've gone on another date with him for the aspiration. cuz now every person i talk to gets really pissed off at her and leaves when i try to flirt lmfao.

Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 12:54:40 PM No. 169330

If Shayna was a Sims 4 sim what world would she live in? There isn't a world that feels like Seattle.

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Quitting Weed with Shayna/Shaycountability Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:20:07 AM No. 24354 [Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!

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Anonymous 06/30/24 (Sun) 01:51:34 PM No. 168796

>>168730
i’m the anon who mentioned getting a promotion a while back, and today i’m a little over 2 months sober (plus over a year without alcohol, and i quit nicotine last year too). it feels really good to say i’m ACTUALLY sober. i used to think weed didn’t count for some reason. but my difficulty quitting and then realizing how much it was impacting me once i stopped totally changed my view. it is addictive and it is destructive.
>>168756
the night sweats were the fucking worst! i’d wake up totally drenched. it went away, and so did all the other effects. now i feel amazing. those first few days were the hardest, so congrats!
>>168760
yay! nice job!

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 01:48:32 PM No. 168913

>>168796
congrats!! i just hit my two months too! sadly i picked up vaping nicotine again because i have a mad oral fixation but its a much cheaper alternative (spent 90-120 dollars a week on dabs, a vape is 30 dollars every week and a half for me) and doesn't effect my meds or mental health. weed made me like psychotic and paranoid and really fucking batshit crazy. now i'm sober and on an antipsychotic and i'm normal as hell mostly. i do still drink beer but thats the next habit i would like to cut out as i think it makes me fat.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 09:09:32 PM No. 169147

3 months off dabs and weed today!! i'm so proud of myself. relapsed after my dad and grandma died a month apart last year. last year i had 3 1/2 months off it. excited to beat that goal point again!! any other sober nonnies have goals/achievements to share? anyone trying to quit?

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 06:15:56 PM No. 169215

proud of you nonas!! im sick and not able to smoke and shit is hard.

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 09:30:02 PM No. 169316

today i beat my longest streak off weed in 7 years!! last year i had 105 days off and today i'm 106. hoping this is the time i quit for good and i never touch the stuff again. i hardly think about it. my boyfriend still smokes and i sometimes wish i could just take one hit and then not touch it again for months, but i know every time i take one hit it turns into multiple, and then smoking all day every day again. i'm so much happier off weed/dabs. when i smoke i get super paranoid and scared and it has triggered multiple psychotic episodes for me especially in the last 3-4 years. i'm too old for this shit. smoking weed all the time seems cool when you're 18 but i'm 25 now and it's just cringe to me. i honestly feel bad for people who smoke every day cuz they're just numbing themselves and making themselves more stupid and lazy. drugs aren't cool and weed/dabs ARE in fact a drug. i come from two parents who were severe addicts (my dad had a heart attack after his monthly crack binge, and my mom is still on methadone to this day after getting hooked on opiates by a doctor) and it feels so good to me that i've overcome this addiction shit. i know i will also be an addict for the rest of my life but i'm glad i never got hooked on something harder. i also follow luna slaters threads and started rereading her threads today and honestly her life is so sad. i don't really feel bad for her because she's a bad person but like i still have a smidge of sympathy for her because i feel like i could've turned out the same way. if anyone needs inspiration to get sober today this is it. weed ruins peoples lives. you may think you're a "functional" stoner but i'm sure its hurting your life in some way too. weight gain, apathy, that depression you can't kick, anxiety, paranoia, the desperation when you run out and need to hit up the plug or dispensary. it's not worth being chained to some stupid plant thats stinky and dirty and gross. and YES everyone can smell you. you smell bad.

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