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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 03/29/24 (Fri) 08:47:40 AM No. 168150

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She looks unfortunately similar to this child-transitioned troon from Dylan Mulvaney's music video

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 11:36:00 PM No. 168163

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 03:03:43 AM No. 168166

>>168163
lmao stoppp

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 02:23:36 AM No. 168174

>>168150
the fact that this biological male has a more feminine shape than Shayna could ever dream of is sending me. Shayna’s body type is literally the reverse of his.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 04:03:36 PM No. 168328

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Skinny Shay looked like Rhea Perlman in Matilda

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If you had to say one nice thing about Big Shaynus, what would it be? Anonymous 03/25/24 (Mon) 04:31:14 PM No. 168109 [Reply]

Just one, no matter how backhanded or oddly specific kek.

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Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 02:47:27 PM No. 168263

>>168259
no she couldn't. she is too old for them now. those moids have moved on to younger women who are willing to degrade themselves the same way that shayna is. one of the reasons that shayna hates women so much is because she has massive jealousy issues and can't stand when moids are looking at other women instead of her.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 09:35:54 PM No. 168275

>>168263
not to mention gen z are all fucked up and there are 18 year old girls who have already gone through every fucked up bdsm thing shayna has and they probably are more respected in the community and have more connections in it than her. these young kids are insane. I know a 20 year old girl who goes to dungeons and gets beat and bruised several times a month, and she doesnt even do sex work. whats up with the youth?

Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 10:08:40 PM No. 168314

Her natural, throaty deep stoner voice is actually pretty pleasant

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 05:38:10 AM No. 168324

Her face literally looks better when she’s fat I mean yeah she’s still ugly but back then she had a gaunt ghastly face

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 02:35:06 PM No. 168327

>>168324
I have to agree. When she was skinny she looked like Matilda's mom.
I wonder what she'd look like at an average weight. Not skinny and not fat, but just somewhere in between.

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Shayfoil thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 05:45:14 PM No. 157750 [Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!

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Anonymous 03/20/24 (Wed) 11:56:12 PM No. 168068

I totally believe the tinfoil that her new bangs are just clip on extensions. Her hair is thin but those bangs are thick af

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 06:23:39 PM No. 168181

my shayfoil is the vegas trip came to an end early that ended up with her getting a hotel room and crying and her using pixielocks language like "i don't want to talk about it but i'm safe now" is her alluding to him doing something but i really feel like she's the cause of her own downfall and she embarrassed herself and others like she did to fupa

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 05:15:44 AM No. 168197

>>168181
I agree nothing happened except for that she made herself feel stupid, probably because she thought this guy was a sugar daddy & not some guy using her as a cheap prostitute. If she wasnt so despicable i would feel sorry for how pathetic it was

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 01:48:26 PM No. 168273

Her parents didn't turn her enough in her crib as a baby

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 01:05:19 PM No. 168326

i have a feeling that if she does end up moving to vegas, she’s going to get into doing hard drugs, fall in with an even worse crowd than the one she’s already with, or go deeper down the prostitution rabbit hole just due to proximity and easy quick cash. whatever happens, this is the worst city for someone like her to move to (alcoholic with no impulse control who hates their life). but like everything does, she’s probably fantasizing about how she’s finally going to become either a well paid sugar baby to a hot older man, even though she’s chunky and ugly, or that she’ll finally become a mega millionaire porn star, even though she has no work ethic or any sex appeal. i kind of hope her parents talk her out of it, or that she will dislike the weather and dry climate enough to maybe try moving somewhere else as she doesn’t strike me as a desert type person. but then again, there’s really no where else for her to move…she can’t afford even a basic apartment in la which is where she really wants to move. i’m surprised she hasn’t tried to live in new orleans as there’s the local debauchery gang down there, but they’re more into the gothic vampire thing and less pastel schizo retard.

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 03/21/24 (Thu) 04:59:32 PM No. 168070

>>168050
iirc ricky actually threatened legal response and most posts were (justifiably imo) doxing his place of work while talking about him which is what caused the extra shut down of conversations about him. one of the ways lolcow is able to avoid the same legal problems moidfarms gets is the fact that doxing is against the rules.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:28:27 AM No. 168175

>>168070
Lol there’s no proof he ever threatened legal action, that’s just insane tinfoil. The only difference is the Ellen shit happened a long time ago under a different admin and farmhands.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 12:15:38 AM No. 168322

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Checked up on Kiki's mental state and she's constantly having one crisis after another. She kind of deserves her own thread with the shit she overshares. Guess she let some moid torture her and then he didn't pay her.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 12:17:31 AM No. 168323

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Another money crisis and begging for Uber gift cards? kek idk why the bitch needs to go buy uber cards unless she's one of those people without a bank account.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 11:30:26 AM No. 168325

>>168323
You'd think at some point that she would realise that it's not worth it and get a job a McDonalds.

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Happy birthday /shay/ Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 08:28:13 AM No. 168177 [Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:25:58 PM No. 168282

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:27:06 PM No. 168283

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Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 03:37:07 PM No. 168288

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>>168282
Reminds me of this

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Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 09:22:21 PM No. 168319

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Shaynatorium #3 - The Third Stint Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 01:33:57 PM No. 163871 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974

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Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 07:43:00 AM No. 168310

a shay tidbit that lives rent-free in my head is the story of her dad refusing to send the pink dog cage to her when she moved to seattle because he "now knows what she does with it". Because, for this scenario to happen, it means Shay ordered and had a huge dog cage in her room at her dad's house, which is fucking ballsy in itself when as far as I know they didn't even have a dog (and fucking gross if they did) and her dad just.. didn't ask any questions? Or the stepmom? Her siblings? No one asked her hey, what's up with the pink dog cage in your room? Her own story is that her family didn't know about her camming until her brother's friend showed her brother, and then he told their parents, but how the fuck does the dog cage fit into all of this?

Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 04:09:13 AM No. 168312

>>168310
My speculation is that I feel like her dad and mom were the type of parents that would turn a blind eye to things and not say anything until they were faced with information and could no longer turn their backs on it. It probably became even worse when they divorced. Shayna probably thought that she was super good at hiding things like her camming and drug use but really her parents just couldn't bring themselves to deal with it.

Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 04:45:26 PM No. 168313

>>168297
ew wtf is wrong with her pussy in the top pic? looks like a hot dog or a dick and balls or something

Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 09:23:34 PM No. 168320

im watching this show lethally blonde with holly madison and oh my god i can see shay on this show in the future. its all about onlyfans girls who get stalkers and end up getting murdered by a fan who took things too far and had a fantasy relationship with her. i can see this happening with that weird reply guy whos always talking about seeing her.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 01:56:21 AM No. 168329

>>168270
i made that post and i'm proud, i love this

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future shaydictions (shayna predictions) Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 10:07:36 AM No. 162200 [Reply]

post and discuss your predictions of what shayna will do next, in the near future, or in the fat (oops i mean far) future.

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Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 02:53:02 PM No. 164353

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>>164341
There's Hog Brook in her home town. Maybe it was prophetic.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 08:24:46 PM No. 168304

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The femboy is going to fully troon out by the end of the year. Shayna is going to go all out with the handmaidenry for her stunning transbian girlfriend.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 10:02:25 PM No. 168305

I think
>her and that troon will fall out, one of them will accuse the other of abuse. Maybe the troon will expose some of Shayna's secrets (Say she doesn't take care of her pets etc.). That relationship isn't going to end well.
>Shayna is going to move dropping Ellen again, she'll move in with some moid she just met, do Fupaul 3.0 probably end up 20 times worse then with Fupaul and move back to where Ellen is to repeat the cycle.

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 01:31:31 AM No. 168307

>>164345
>>162299
>>168304
>>168305
All of these considered and combined, shayna and the troon get pregnant. Selfish pedo troon talks/forces/blackmails shay away from abortion and into having the baby for him. Its a girl. He/they abuse her. Shayna gets jealous instead of protective, continues degenerate ddlg to try and get attention from the troon. Shayna spirals and is the biggest loser of all.

Please know i dont want this. But its just one of the many things i can see happening with shay.

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 05:17:35 AM No. 168308

>>168307
idk I can't really see shayna choosing to go through with a pregnancy, not even to try and hold onto a moid. She's said stuff before about hating breeding kinks bc she hates the thought of having kids

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:07:14 PM No. 168301

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She tries so hard to edit out the gunt or hide it, then someone else takes a picture of her and it's revealed to not only still be there but it's bigger than ever.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 04:34:23 PM No. 168302

>>168075
omfg is this recent? like last couple months. she looks sooo bad and out of shape omg i cant believe she posted this

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 04:35:49 PM No. 168303

>>168142
damn she let her belly get to the point of no return. even being 26 she will never lose that extra skin without surgery.

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 08:37:36 PM No. 168309

>>167919
holy shit

Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 07:04:32 AM No. 168316

>>168301
This looks extra bad because she's got zero muscle and a small frame underneath so all the fat doesn't even have anything to hang onto and is all floppy and droopy

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Women that actually looks like Barbie vs Big Shaynus Anonymous 07/06/23 (Thu) 01:27:09 AM No. 163704 [Reply]

Beautiful well put together girlies vs Shayna

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 02:12:43 AM No. 168268

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 02:59:08 PM No. 168274

>>167562
>>167561
The second one of these is obviously photoshopped but does she not realize that the women who get a shit ton of attention for wearing the stuff have a completely different body type? I'm sure she wears flared skirts precisely because she is such a strange looking thigh area, too.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:25:34 AM No. 168299

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:27:36 AM No. 168300

>>167611
The disintegrating shein knockoff chanel tweed coat paired with ugly skinny jeans lmfao

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 01:39:29 PM No. 168311

>>167561
holy fuck I keep forget how fucking ugly shay is, she looks like an inbred retard

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