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No. 971778

A continuation of the Amanda Bret thread: >>943302

Social Media
Ig: bratoutofhell
Fb: https://www.facebook.com/bretdarling

Amanda Bret / Amanda Schafemeyer / bratoutofhell - 32 year old self obsessed woman living in Brooklyn or somewhere in New York with either her parents or ex husband. Her life goal is to remain relevant on instagram, cannot help but constantly air out her dirty laundry online and constant oversharing, public breakdowns, etc.


New milk since last thread was formed:

>>943302
Continued lying about her breast cancer, has moved around the date for her surgery a bunch (pre-corona). Continued to cuck her ex husband.

>>943302
continued grifting any and everyone for cancer funds, including her boyfriend at this time, "five dread".

>>943302
claimed her dad bought her a new car. We have yet to see this car. All posts have been deleted.

>>943302
>>945045
>>945068
Rips off vintage and other art as her own

>>945134
Claims to be sober for x amount of time even though she's been doing coke and drinking etc

>>945514
Moving to Texas!


>>946610
>>946619
>>946652

Tries to prove breast cancer

>>948184

ACAB, except when the cops are cool

>>950736
>>950737
>>950739
Here is where corona lockdowns begin and a new romance forms: Eric from Tiger King and Amanda start chatting. No one else can talk to him though. Just her.

>> 951026

Some background on her arrest for assaulting her ex

>>951109
Claims she has a gray streak. It is never seen again

>> 952673


Back to selling nudes and sex tapes

>> 953088


Trashes her parents even though they've been supporting her for almost a year

>>956144
>>956146
>>956217
>>956220

Just shitting all over her ex husband who does everything for her

>>959842
>>959843

Five dread breaks up with her due to her Tiger King Eric obsession

>>961486

A very sober Amanda yells about snakes in the grass

>>964844

Moving back to NYC!

>> 968076

>> 968077
>> 968078

A series of videos happen over the best few days with increasing levels of Xanax and incoherency

>>970895
Heading to Oklahoma!

>>971100
>>971512

And the newest true love is solidified, the cycle continues.

No. 971781

Ugh sorry for typos and formatting issues with some of the links. This is my first time posting a thread.

No. 971783

>>971781

Nah this is great, thanks!

No. 971785

Probably worth mentioning that Amanda Bret / Amanda Schafmayer is also known as Amanda Labozetta: https://www.gofundme.com/f/amandabret-cancer-fund

No. 971786

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>>971785

Detail from the GoFundMe for Amanda’s fake cancer: it’s currently 10th May i.e. over 3 months after she absolutely had to have this surgery… seems to be doing fine without it though. It’s a medical miracle!!!

No. 971790

>>971785

Dammit yes I knew that too. Not sure if I can edit the title so maybe it's good to remember for next time. Thank you!

No. 971793

>>971790

No worries, if we mention “Amanda Labozetta” a few times in the thread it’ll probably show up on Google anyway.

No. 971797

How is she going to run her "very sucessful businesses" from Oklahoma? Second, how will she mooch from her ex? If he sends her money to keep her low iq new love and his disgusting hoard of exotic animals afloat, we shoild name him Johnny the king of cucks.
I kind of want the deets of what's going on irl. I have a feeling she's been financially decimated, ergo the go find me.
If she's expecting some huge windfall from shacking up with the toothless tiger king.. well.. come on he can't take care of himself.

No. 971826

>>971797
Her FB status says "widowed" now. Maybe they had a falling out and he's dead to her now. Would put money on her thinking they'll do a spin off show for her and Eric. Which is why she wants their first meeting "documented" just in case the producer wants back story

No. 971828

I wonder if the cancer funds are going to pay for her Oklahoma trip

No. 971832

>>971826
Good point. Lmao.
She probably thinks she’s fucking with us by changing her status to ‘widowed’. Although I guess whoever it was that cowtipped might have fucked things up.

No. 971928

>>971832
If by widowed she means still married to Johnny (probably because he was too niave to get a prenup, and she'd get half of his shit if they actually divorced, so it's cheaper in the long run to just pay for whatever she asks for/demands until she either sobers up and comes back to him or ODs and isn't a problem anymore) then yea, I guess she's a widow

No. 971978

>>971928

They’re still married and she’s killed his spirit, so she kind of is a widow I guess.
Also definitely back the tinfoil that she’s getting her meeting with Tiger Peasant filmed because she reckons she can sell a reality TV show about their ~love story.

No. 972023

>>971978
It's clearly a…Corona Virus get rich quick scheme. Let's not forget…she's this brilliant entrepreneur so she's always identifying her next big thing. She probably saw Tiger King day 0 of quarantine and was like, there's a sequel waiting to happen here, the perfect NEXT opportunity that I can use to sell my new brand: "Tiger Slut"

No. 972066

she loves toothless men

No. 972069

>>971978

Eric Goode (the director/owner of the Tiger King doc and name) would never sign off on an official tiger king spin-off as his life’s ambition is animal rescue/conservation- not toothless, drug addict, garbage-ass, racist, honkys. The only reality show in her future is her embarrassing Instagram feed.

No. 972073

>>972069
…which she’s keeping quiet on since that cow tipping idiot.

No. 972137

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Seems like he doesn’t want to keep quiet. She posted this “update” today and he just left this weird angry comment at… people?

No. 972209

>>972137

Awesome. Giddy up.

No. 972249

>>972137

Is he implying that if you clean all the debris and shit off of your side of the street, you too can find yourself a girl like Amanda?

No. 972262

Do y'all fellow snakes in the grass think Amanda will continue making her porn vids with Erik?

No. 972272

>>972137
This gonna be so juicy. Literally the only reason she is interested in pursuing this is so it can all play out on social media. If there were no observers, can you imagine her continuing this charade? Hell, she even thrives from our attention. Even the negative. Imagine all the metaphorical cameras being switched off, the interest dries up, and it’s just her and toothless Erik in a bust up motor home in butt fuck nowhere, little baby Cleetus hanging off her titty. I don’t think so. lol.

No. 972283

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too many lies going that she forgot she’s supposed to hate rape apologists?

why isn’t she going ape-shit on this dude instead of posting cringe spongebob pics to fb

No. 972285

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“How good your life is”
She complains constantly about her life. Your making low budget porn vids in your parents house for money, because you can’t be trusted to live on your own.

No. 972307

>>972285

i GUESS spending the money you got for faking cancer is considered living a good life

No. 972344

she didn't fake cancer for money, she is the cancer and needs money

No. 972345

>>972344

touché

No. 972452

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Strongly suspicious that that chin is a liiiiiittle too pointy for a young kid… anyone have access to where her mom posted this so we can compare the original and the edited?

No. 972613

>>972285

The good life: multiple relapses, disappointing your family, unable to have a healthy relationship, not having any true friendships, being in your 30’s with no education. If her life wasn’t boring, she wouldn’t feel the need to constantly induce drama and make shit up.

No. 972622

The fact she roped the TK guy into her insanity is absolutely hilarious. Like totally out of left field preposterous. It's the best she could get in terms of star fucking and I cannot wait to see how this saga unfolds.

No. 972649

Been goefore finding this board

No. 972650

Previous message, greasy fingers anon. Before finding this board i just thought she was a rich kid self obsessed and a attention whore but she has so many more layers of insanity I can't wait for the facetuned selfies with her TK future husband.

No. 972664

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She wants to look like her for some reason

No. 972704

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Here’s what her unedited face looks like lol

No. 972711

>>972704

How recent is this? She actually looks cute in these, there are so much worse candids of her floating around.

No. 972721

>>972711
They’re almost 2 years old. I don’t think she looks bad without filters. It’s just ridiculous how much she edits her face and body and how defensive she gets when she gets called out on it and then lies. I used to think she was okay but she’s really just a horrible person and nothing about her is genuine.

No. 972767

>>972721

She used to look just fine but now she's fat as hell

Which is also fine. Who cares if you're fat? But when you go to such extreme lengths to shop yourself into an anorexic it's just pure hilarity. I would love to know what her exes/ dudes she's fucked on the side really think when they first meet her.

No. 972793

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I’m guessing she means not getting her nails down at the po-dunk zoo

No. 972864

>>972793

Yeah, it’s clear bait for someone to ask her why she’s not getting her nails done for the foreseeable and for her to wax lyrical about being a Tiger Queen now. Pathetic.

No. 972914

Between the teeth and those brown ass stained nails, she’s going to fit right on in

No. 972972

>>972767
Do you have pictures of her current state?

No. 972984

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>>972767

I don’t think it’s even about old vs new photos; it’s about ones she’s tagged in vs ones she’s uploaded herself. Like, this is tagged 2015:

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No. 972988

>>972985
She should lay off the photoshop
I just wonder how people react when they first meet her off the internet

No. 972991

>>972988
We are surprised as hell. I met her after following for years and couldn’t believe how chunky she was. I was naive and thought she posed well. I know better now. I remember she posted a hotel room bikini and cigarette pic during the event I was at, and she looked 50 pounds lighter, seriously. I had just seen her the night before. That’s when it dawned on me that it wasn’t posing at all.

No. 973002

>>973000
Your pfp if u care

No. 973006

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>>972985

Joining in with a cropped comparison - here’s a self posted body shot from 2016.

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>>973006
Why didn’t she mention Tom petty then? Here’s an Instagram post from 2019

No. 973009

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No. 973010

>>973008

Tbh she posts so many “flashbacks” and “throwbacks” or straight up just posts old photos with an irrelevant caption, it’s hard to grasp any sort of timeline of her life. Those Israel holiday photos from 2014 are dusted off every few months for example.

No. 973015

>>973008

5 years back from then would be September 2014, so it seems likely that she reposted it in 2016 not being clear that it was a throwback photo. Most of her throwback body shots seem to be from 2014 and before i.e. when she last seems to have been slim without using photoshop.

No. 973020

>>973015

Oh god did she actually post “feeling myself lately” with a two year old photo without being clear that the photo was old? That’s actually pretty sad. In general I find the amount of old photos she recycles not so much irritating as I know others do, but more… bleak. It’s like she knows she’s over the hill already. Her “golden years” are gone and now she just sits in her parents’ garage, chain smoking, popping xans, reposting photos from 5 years ago and heavily editing more recent ones. Fucking hell.

No. 973021

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>>972985

Adding to the tagged photos, this one posted in the old thread is 2017.

No. 973022

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>>973020

Her proportions are all wrong
If her legs were actually that long it would look like she is walking on stilts

No. 973023

>>973021
Wow what a difference

No. 973031

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Holy shit she even edited her ex’s eyes
So weird

No. 973038

>>973031

She’s edited her dad’s eyes bigger too in her creepy slimmed down baby photos, anon: nothing is out of bounds for her in that regard.

No. 973039

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>>973038

True lol

No. 973041

>>973039
That neck…lmao.

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>>973039
Is there an edited version of this one?

No. 973049

>>973046
Seriously? You need to lurk more.

No. 973056

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>>973049
Thanks I will

No. 973058

>>971778
>>973056
Hahaha okay, okay, here you go…

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>>973056
Ffs phone slipped before I could add this. Reposted from last thread…

No. 973066

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Why has nobody pointed out that homegirl likely has fetal alcohol syndrome

No. 973070

>>973059

…what the

No. 973073

>>973066
can you retards stop saying every ugly person with a thin upper lip has FAS?

No. 973076

>>973073
God please. It’s the new nasolabial folds.

No. 973079

>>973073
Thank you, anon.

>>973076
Exactly.

No. 973097

>>973066
>>973070

Please learn to sage and stop nitpicking old milk. Read the rules and go over previous threads here of Amanda Bret. Makes it better for everyone, thanks!

No. 973099

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Not new milk, but it’s not on here. One of my favorite before (2017 on left, 2019 edit on left) and afters.

No. 973101

>>973039

She definitely inherited her dad's unibrow too

No. 973125

I work in mental health and have had clients with FAS. She definitely doesn’t have it.

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>>973099
from 2017 too, this is my other favorite edit. Hers on the left and the “fans” on the right.

No. 973138

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Do we even have to block out his name?
Anyway looks like she has his Facebook password.

No. 973146

>>973138

Guarantee this is because of the anon who cow tipped and send these threads to him. Amanda’s way of controlling and manipulating this idiot old man. Making sure no one friends him etc. Amanda Bret is scary as fuck, and I thought the fake cancer was her lowest.

No. 973149

>>973127
Any time I see a candid it surprises me how straight beefy she is everywhere. Its fine to have extra weight, being chubby whatever. but she just looks like a stout, mean, little goblin monster with those saggy flabby arms and her thick neck it’s just insane how (usually) well she photoshops herself.

No. 973153

>>971778
>>973149
>stout, mean, little goblin monster
Yes anon lmao. Perfect description.

No. 973175

>>973138
>Anyway looks like she has his Facebook password.
I wonder why? I feel like it’s not normal to have access to your partner’s social media passwords.

No. 973182

>>973175
Annnnnd the post is gone.

No. 973189

>>973175
She mentioned on her FB early on when she started talking to him, that she was helping him keep his FB super private and that no one could add him but her. She might have finagled him into giving her his password to help. Also that lovey doves post about her on his page just screams her work.

No. 973251

>>973182
I wonder which one of them deleted it

No. 973274

I love how she hasn’t mentioned her fake cancer this whole time but already have had three separate plans to move to Texas, back to Brooklyn and now Oklahoma. What a scamming ass bitch lol.

No. 973326

>>973274

she's just going to take her and Johnny's private jet that they own together and fly back to NY when she "finally" gets her surgery, duh

No. 973392

>>972988
I met her IRL at a bar a few years back and was shocked at the drag queen level of makeup she was wearing. She is fairly short (I’d say 5’2”) and all that jangley jewelry and belts and chains is just trying to camouflage that she’s not the shape she looks like in photos and she was thin at this point, but thick thighs and definitely no curves waist. She is a bit off putting, in person. And very very loud. She also gave coke to my friend when she was “sober” in the bar bathroom.

No. 973435

>>973392
I had a similar experience (2016 i think)
She didn't give us blow lol, she was actually really nice but yeah, rather obnoxious. And taking pictures like we friends and shit.

No. 973547

not very milky but an FB live from this morning. no filter, talking about her childhood friend who passed away, complaining about a bad morning (no explanation why) she ate her moms almond butter out of the container and claimed she would buy more (with what car or money?) mom says John got it for her already. says he's staying there. says she FaceTimed with TK dude. that's about it.

https://gofile.io/d/ULOSVd

No. 973604

did she use a weedwacker to cut her hair?

No. 973695

>>973547
She said Johnny went to deposit her paycheck …..so she’s “employed”?

No. 973697

Her hair and nails are so disgusting and she just keeps ashing in her hair and on her shirt. Take a fucking shower amanda. It’s bad enough your family is stuck with you, now they have to smell you too? HAVEN'T THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH?

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>>973547
Lmao she started the live saying her nose looks big because she’s congested. That’s not how noses work, Amanda. You just don’t have a filter on it. Thanks for the video anon, I couldn’t bring myself to watch the whole thing, it was too bleak.

No. 973827

>>973774

(insert squidward laugh)

No. 973867

>>972793
she says it's because she can't play her precious guitar with "claws" like these. I call bs, but I'm an uneducated fucker when it comes to guitar playing.

sage for same-not contributing

No. 973884

>>973867

Put sage in the email field to sage. And no, it’s almost impossible to press into the fretboard with trashy nails like she usually wears. To be fair tho I feel like it’s less about her passion to play music and more the fact, you know, covid closed all nail salons. When orders lift she’ll likely have them immediately and not worry about her precious guitar that she had a mental breakdown and subsequent relapse over when the string broke.

No. 973950

Her hair looks like a little kid who was left alone with scissors for 15 min.

No. 974057

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New FB post. Wow her nose looks smaller, must be less congested. Funny how the edges of her sunglasses are wiggly around her nose.

No. 974061

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>>974057
you ain't lyin!

No. 974065

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>>974057

No matter if she edits it or not, she’s got one ugly ass honker. The glasses only make it more squidward like. It’s all I ever notice.

No. 974068

Especially here >>973774

No. 974071

>>974057
she should've just got a nose job if she hates her nose that much. probably costs as much or less than all her ugly tattoos combined

No. 974098

Lol she’s so concerned about her bigass honker she forgot to shop her arms!

No. 974211

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She also edited her neck smaller
Or her hair just has a weird unusual kink idk

No. 974451

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Moving to Oklahoma. No, now moving to Brooklyn. It was cancer, now it’s a lumpectomy? How is her goFundMe still allowed?

No. 974454

FWIW a tomosynthesis mammograph is just a fancy word for a 3D mammo scan. It doesn’t mean she has cancer because she throws around medical terms.

No. 974459

Once she cashes that go fund me and in reality does not have cancer, that is fraud.

No. 974476

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Also now listed as single

No. 974479

>>974451


So first she was renaming the bodega cat she STOLE >>953639

then decided to give to the the trash fire Kenzie >>963060

Like, nothing, no matter how significant or not is ever consistent with this manic bitch

No. 974483

>>974476

What’s with the new last name Ellis?

No. 974490

>>974483
Maybe a rip of Bret Easton Ellis

No. 974500

>>971778
>>974490
That has my vote.
One of the more irritating things about her, apart from absolutely everything, is that cloak of being into the most page-one of alt writers and novelists (that every fucking off-the-peg literary punk wears).

No. 974551

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Porn career that successful huh?

No. 974555

>>974551

The website works, that must have been a server glitch.

No. 974635

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Looks like business isn’t good. If only these people knew what a lying, conniving person amanda was before ordering, at least they realize now.

No. 974651

>>974635
Good find anon. Hadn’t thought of looking up reviews. Not surprised at all by this, especially love the fact she sent a ‘catty’ response implying she didn’t need their money. Kek. What a bitch.

No. 974695

>>974635
>stealing people’s money during a pandemic
Sounds like a stand up girl!

No. 974698

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I can’t deal with these edits after all the chunky squidward live videos. “I made my mom get me something!” She called her a bitch under her breath in one of her videos and complains about her mom. All lies

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>>971778
>>974451
Still going to OK it would seem?

This from yesterday.

No. 974704

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iTs JuSt FiLtErS

No. 974728

>>974698

lmao why is she pointing out that it’s 711 brand like some kind of gourmet shit

No. 974751

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Gahhh

No. 974753

>>974728
didn't she just mention 7/11 in regards to buying wine too? she's angling for that coveted 7/11 sponsorship

No. 974777

>>974753
People who grew up on Long Island have a thing about 7/11. It’s not that anyone thinks it’s fancy, but they’re everywhere and open late. I can’t explain it fully, I’m not from there. She’s in the Patchogue-Medford area. Everything she needs is from there, smokes, fake wine, garbage junk food and apparently her favorite cookie.

No. 974843

I think she's still going to Okla, she's just Raven Bradley V 2.0. Useless lies and subterfuge to create drama to keep the attention coming in.

No. 974916

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Sage for well known photo shopping skills, but from beefcake to ana chan.

No. 974969

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When you forget to shop your nose shadow

No. 974974

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She tried to hide the comments from the public… Can’t wait for the move OKC!

No. 974975

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>>974969
>>974974

Just came to post this same picture from ig lol. Y'all it's just angles and good ol vitamin D! No filly!

No. 974978

Sorry for double posting but i love how she changed the way she usually does this gross pursing of her lips. Now she's gonna be pouting like a 15 year old in every pic, watch.

No. 975061

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one thing is not like the other

No. 975068

The thick lips edit is a new one

No. 975108

>>975068
Her “kiss pillows” ickkk

No. 975110

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Trouble in paradise? Is she moving into a new victim post Erik tiger king? Wouldn’t put it passed amanda, she’s always on the prowl for the next victim before she’s even finished with the current.

No. 975144

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Trying to reach out to Twiggy Levy by mass texting a bunch of numbers. Classy move.

No. 975168

>>975144
So is she saying she’s been sending random pics to this number?

No. 975171

>>975144

“Sending photos of each other”???? You mean, you sent unsolicited pics to an unknown number. I assume our boy Joshua didn’t supply return pics of Twiggy. You’re so stupid, Amanda.

No. 975245

>>974916
If you can find more of the photos from this event she threw at her shop you will see the scariest unfiltered candids of her in the background of all the group photos.

No. 975246

>>975144
With some of the milk in this thread its highly possibly Twiggy is one of the maids here.

No. 975260

>>975246
No shit. Shes been mentioned in this thread as well.

No. 975262

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Honey… you were never sober, come on now

No. 975317

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Stories update:

>dad comes back on Harley, she’s immediately out there filming for edge points. He ignores her.

>asks why he didn’t wake her up cause she wanted to go for a ride. Ignores her. Maybe later? Ignores her. Cringe.
>shows off about being woken up by a Harley
>pads around a bit
>declares she’s gained a tan and lost 15lbs
>makes stupid faces
>proves it in a mirror then sticks her finger in her belly button (which made my stomach churn)

No. 975330

>>975317
It’s almost like her family would rather ignore her than tell her to get the camera out of their faces. They’d rather ignore her than dare criticize her… like they know she’ll fly off the handle.

No. 975333

>>975330

there have definitely been videos of them telling her to stop filming and she’ll either up the shrill annoyances or will lie about no longer recording and keep going.

i can’t imagine there’s any winning while living with her. it seems fucking exhausting.

No. 975376

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Says her booty is popping but I never realized how much she shoop’d that ass. She has the ass of a chunky girl who sits a lot. No curve from back to booty. It droops down, like a really sad ass that gave up on life.

No. 975385

un-shooped, she’s got the body of a bulldog.

No. 975466

>>975376
You're right anon, and even she seems to know it. Looking at her pics now, she def photoshops her lower back curve a lot

No. 975496

>>975466
>>975376

Yep…look at this >>974916

No. 975716

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No. 975718

Sorry meant to include that it’s official! He’s Facebook engaged and she’s still listed as single. Can’t wait for the second season of TK that will never happen.

No. 975719

>>975716
Good thing she already has a ring

No. 975746

>>975719
Maybe she’ll buy herself a new one!! Or just recycle an old ring she already has like last time.

No. 975795

he lives in the UK? thats quite the commute to work

No. 975881

Has she been known to buy Instagram followers? A ton of the follower accounts are completely bogus.(namefag)

No. 975884

>>975881
She hasn’t done it in a while but I’d seen it jump 10k in a day or two with a bunch of no photo accounts

No. 975945

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“BFF”

No. 976207

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Still can’t believe she’s so proud to be e-dating this nasty methhead. Also zoom in for her enormous honker. She must be “congested” again.

No. 976220

>>976207

what a strange thing to always be recording a convo you’re having on facetime

No. 976264

She looks like she smells like BO, cigarette butts, and bad decisions. Woof.(emoji)

No. 976308

>>976264
It’s not so much of her body odor, but more of a bad oral odor. Someone joked to me once that he swore she has a rotten tooth, and it was pretty accurate.

No. 976332

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She’s talking about her parents and john, who do nothing but put up with her. Living there rent free with your husband. She’s so unappreciative. But yet is also SO HAPPY GUYS.

No. 976338

>>976332
the complete lack of self awareness is truly outstanding.

No. 976938

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How many people is she dating on FaceTime?

She posted something today (and erased it) about how “the first place she’s going to visit is Indiana.” That’s where her “Bff” dude friend Denver lives. Which clearly is not where her TK fiancé is. Also those ridiculous photo edits

No. 976956

>>976938
Lol imagine spending all that time editing that stupid face all wavy and then forgetting to edit the deodorant mark. Also why would you take a pic of those fucked up feet?

No. 977035

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>>976938

This is egregious.

No. 977039

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No. 977071

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>>977039
I love when her cigarette gets bendy with her filters. She can barely get her face to match her edits. You could chop ice with that chin.
Also good call anon, about the deodorant stain. Filters don’t have a “dirty pig” filter. She should create one.

https://streamable.com/8vbrkj

No. 977084

>>977071

wow what happened to that insane ~natural~ gray streak lmao

No. 977099

>>977071
Lol that shape shifting necklace is always hilarious

No. 977101

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Meatball eyes lolol okay Jan

No. 977105

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Not sure if this was posted already but how many dudes is she e-dating right now?

No. 977121

>>976938
ugh i can't stand her "tee-hee i didn't even have to get READY for this date" and she looks completely done up and her outfit doesn't look like pjs or anything. just stfu, amanda. what's the point of a caption like that? just post your selfie and go.

No. 977128

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>>977105
she posted about this dude a few times back in sept/oct, complete with "sneaky facetime screenshots"

No. 977139

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>>977101
Considering she’s never actually MET this dude because he lives in Indiana (before that he was in “Hollywood”, only people in movies say that.)
Sure, they may FaceTime without filters but she doesn’t have big eyes! Her eyes are normal sized. She’s needs to stop pretending people are “hating” on her and realize people are annoyed that she lies to editing her eyes (and most other things) to look different.
If this girl went missing I wonder which photo they’d choose.

No. 977140

In her edits, her eyes are wider than her mouth. The thing is; a combination of body dysmorphia and pathological lying means that she probably is convinced that’s how she looks. It’s wonderful to watch.

No. 977148

I guess if you edit everything else on your face much smaller your normal eyes look bigger? That is a crazy hill to die on

No. 977183

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Speaking of meatballs.

No. 977185

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~I don’t edit my eyes to look bigger, they’re naturally big/filters~ okay bitch we’ve all seen you edit your baby pictures and you even made your eyes bigger in them, just stfu twat.

No. 977194

>>977185
Why do people act like filters aren’t literally just photoshop made fast

No. 977195

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Eyes don’t look bigger then anyone else’s

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No. 977199

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No. 977201

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No. 977239

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This bitch has never had any curves in her life, don’t be fooled by her edits lol

No. 977240

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Cute. Of course this moron thinks this is funny.

No. 977259

>>977139

Eh, Hollywood is a neighborhood and we do call it that. That said, I know this guy and he’s a hipster idiot.

No. 977320

Harry Potter face tattoo on Hollywood. So fucking stupid.

No. 977354

>>977195
>>977197
>>977201
It's funnier cause she actually has pretty small/narrow eyes from what we've seen in candids. She just has massive eyebags all around. kek.

No. 977397

>>977240
jeez what year is this from?

No. 977425

>>977183
My thing is that this is a totally normal body type and face shape for a white woman who doesn't get much exercise in her late 20s or early 30s. If she weren't such a liar and adamant about proving that her ana Chan body and alien face shape is real, there wouldn't be a problem. She setting and pushing unrealistic expectations for who knows how many girls and women who follow her and buy into her "this is all natural" lie. It's is OKAY to not be a fucking stick. She looks a-OK in this photo, it's just her extreme editing that people take exception to. Sage for body posi sperg.

No. 977428

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>>977397
That other post was from 2011. This was 2012. Amazing what you find when you scroll back.

No. 977435

>>971778
>>977354
Yeah. She got prawn eyes. The little half moon meat sacs above and below her actual goggle eye balls. Prawn eyes.

No. 977600

>>977425

Exactly that: she’s doesn’t seem to be a total hambeast irl, she’s just a regular kinda pudgy. It’s the absolute delusion of her shoops and defence of them that is ridiculous, on top of the cancer scamming which is the real issue here… the alien eyes and anime chin are just delicious extra milk.

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>>974490

No no it's just a quirky coincidence!

No. 977613

>>977610

The audacity lol

No. 977616

>>977613
Amanda you are so fucking pathologically toxic that you even need to share your lame justifications. Hand to god, you're fucking a POSER and the only cancer you have is diluted soul you sold to Satan at Saint Vitus for tickets to see Pantera when she gets to hell. Side note…I personally know one of her exs and I have confirmation that not only does she spend HOURS per photo edited, it's something that can't be spoken about or addressed. She apparently does it secretly to control her reality narrative.

No. 977624

>>977610
GTFO Amanda. When things go so wrong you’d pathologically lie about not knowing an author you most likely spaff over. Which is if, ignorant or lying? lol.

No. 977654

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What does any of this mean? She’s since deleted this post. I’m gonna need her to get engaged to the new love of her life already and buy a house in whatever new state she’s moving to this month. Because these current posts are boring.

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Amazed she included John in the cut and even spoke his name. She wrote on one slide I forgot to cap that her dad cleaned and rearranged the whole garage and said it was hers now and she cried about it. Why would her dad "give" her the garage when she doesn't even ride? Wonder how embarrassed her dad is to see her scrambling to film him anytime he comes home knowing he raised a total poser. Wonder what the dudes in his MC think too, no way his cornball daughter is a secret kek

>>977654

She's talking about us anon, and people who believe whatever they read here. Amanda, there's documented proof of everything you've been lying and scamming about, to say nothing about your egregious photoshopping. Nice try, though.

No. 977714

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>>977668
Most likely because all of his stuff smelled like an ashtray and desperation.

No. 977718

>>977714
Why is her shit getting organized if she's going to ride the wild tiger king, lol.

No. 977720

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>>977185
She sh00ped her entire nose tip off I’m fucking cackling kekek. I didn’t know MJ had a twin!

Looks like one of those low-tier, sloppy sh00ps dakota and taylor r did when they got lazy with PS and switched to meitu. Tho amanda somehow comes off even more Sméagol-like.

No. 977731

>>977616

I wonder if it’s the same ex, but I know one of her exes used to poke fun of her about the photo editing. He also wasn’t a fan of all the thirsty nude/semi nude photos she was constantly posting at the time. She didn’t like that very much, then had the balls to use it as an example of how he was mentally abusive.

No. 977736

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I’m going out on a limb here to guess this never happened.

No. 977743

>>977736
no storage? not even an empty shoebox she can stash under the bed? that's disgusting to leave your sex toys anywhere not in your room when you're living with other people.

i feel so bad for her dad. her mom is probably so thankful amanda doesn't like her and isn't all "Mom….mom…mom….MOM" every 10 seconds."
>he just closes his eyes, sighs, shakes his head no, and rides away.
i feel that's how most of their interactions go, kek.
this video is from last thread, it is so telling with how amanda's dad feels about her. despite being annoying and distracting as fuck and getting all up in his face he doesn't even LOOK at her.
>except once but with lots of disdain in his eyes.
https://streamable.com/hjuwwx

No. 977744

Didn’t she just say she found a place in Brooklyn to move back to? Why would her dad rearrange the garage for her shit if she’s just moving out soon anyway? Looks like another manda lie!

No. 977749

>>977744

Maybe to make space for the car he bought her kek

No. 977772

>>977744
Maybe it's her new room since she don't know how to act.

No. 977777

>>977428

Re: cocaine pic. Whyyyyy do this? I can’t get my head around people who like to show off their drug use. Amanda (“sobriety” aside) loves to use blow conspicuously. Every event I’ve seen her at for years, she’s doing it in the middle of the crowd, offering it to girls she doesn’t know in the bathrooms—side note: who does this. Shit’s expensive—and she talks about it all the time like it’s exclusive or glamorous. It isn’t. It’s commonplace as fuck. Everyone does it at every motorcycle scene event, everywhere.

No. 977782

>>977654

Imagine being Amanda—kek—reading these threads, and KNOWING that loads of the posters know you IN REAL LIFE. Whenever events open up again, she’ll be selling her garbage t shirts and basic chopper girl shit, and every time she hears laughter or sees someone looking at her, she’ll wonder if it’s someone from here. I’d die of paranoia.

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No. 977842

>>977782
The funny part is I first found out about this because she posted about people saying she was faking cancer. I was telling someone that after every breakup, something SO DRAMATIC happens so it wasn’t a coincidence that she was saying she had cancer after the Texas guy. Thought it was foul she started a gofundme, googled Amanda Bret and this was the second link. Curious if she keeps changing her name on Facebook because of this thread. I can’t imagine someone googling me and this thread being at the top results.

No. 977849

>>977668

They're giving it to her to get her the fuck out of their actual house probably

No. 977857

>>977842
same. ive been hate following her since 2013. how many times have I seen her claim sobriety, then post bizarre stories narrated with extremely slurred xanax speech? does anyone remember when she kept posting stories of her singing while laying in bed with an unseen dude that rubbed all over her? the way the dude awkwardly pawed at her gave me the creeeeepiest vibes. **it just occurred to me now, but could that have been john? the alien at the airport claiming NO MAKEUP is a forever classic.

No. 977871

>>977777
It’s another desperate attempt to cement that ~white trash princess~ image of hers. Idk why anyone would try so hard to be trashy. People that come from actual backgrounds like that (my self included) know that it’s not something to flaunt necessarily.

No. 977872

>>977743

That video you posted is one of my top fuckin 10, man. WTF is she on? She’s like an 8 year old. It’s so fuckin weird. She’s an adult. Her family looks like they’d rather die than participate. And the way she scrambles for a pill. Do you think she even sorta gets how bad this looks?

No. 977876

>>977668
Is that Johnny in the back? He looks like he might be slimming down. Hope the dude meets a nice girl while she's bumming around a trailer in Oklahoma.

No. 977879

what does she…do all day? like obviously not working at those SUPER successful companies and that she definitely owns. maybe painting on rocks with paint markers again? (a personal fave) the whole thing is mystifying.

No. 977901

>>977879
Probably is on FaceTime all day with TK and Hollywood, updating her FB 10 times a day, checking this site, and talking like an asshole to her whole family. it's exhaustive being that self centered.

No. 977906

>>977743
Cringed so hard at that video. She said it best: “I’m a disgusting human being.”

No. 977916

>>977782
That's real shit anon. I'm the OP of the original thread and an IRL she's given shop freebies too lmao. This shit is embarrassing. If I ever found myself on this website I would pull a Phoebe Tickner and nuke all my social media to start all over and consider changing my name even lmao. Thankfully this cow is too addicted to even consider that bc the how would she get her daily fill for attention and validation?

No. 977919

>>977916

Same anon you replied to here. I totally believe it. I know her superficially but have lots of friends in common with her, and have as this thread and the old one forwarded to me by LOTS of people. This shit is being read and shared widely. The next Born Free’s gonna be embarrassing as fuck for old Amanda.

No. 977960

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Dem crazy eyes

No. 977998

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>>977960
Wow, what a naturally pointy chin and heart shaped face.

No. 978018

>>977871
She's always been average growing up. Not really talented at anything, certainly not the cool, cute, or even funny girl growing up. She's gotten good at being the "somebody" in a pond of "nobodies". Trying to be a big fish is just not something Amanda is talented or capable of being. When you live in NYC, it's very easy to feel like your just a number among some of the most talented people of their trades. Amanda chose to be somebody in a scene where it was easy to market herself at the top. Most of the older metal scene folks are happy for an easy on trend girl to throw herself at them for little effort. And when she looks like an extra from Sons of Anarchy…you're probably excited that a tattoo'd, black eyeliner cock sucker is pulling you into the bathroom randomly. Also, look at the company she keeps as friends. Only people who are either too ignorant to notice her escapades or people who have such poor taste they think she's actually talented.

No. 978049

>>978018
Has anyone actually seen the knives she "makes" from blanks? Do they hold up? It's easy to make a shitty knife look good, but it actually takes skill to make them well. Even if you are just buying blanks online and epoxying them onto bones you also bought online.

No. 978094

i'm so fucking curious what her and Johnny boy's wedding looked like

No. 978104

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>>978049
She’s posted this (2018) about her “apprentice” making knives and you can tell it’s an old mans hands. Doubtful she’s teaching anyone anything. Never have I seen her post her making a knife besides whatever situation she has set up at her apt with the backyard. She complained it was too hard to use.

No. 978105

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>>978049
Guess she forgot she posted this… about how she has no background and doesn’t make knives in 2014. I had to laugh when I found it. She’s such a poser. Going from knowing nothing to have in an apprentice?

No. 978110

>>978105
And an apprentice who’s been supposedly learning from her for 5 years…

No. 978115

Buying blanks and adding the finishing touches is the paint your own pottery of knife making.

No. 978116

I’ve realized that most likely, 90%+ of her Facebook following are people who are just along for the self-sabotaging ride and don’t give two shits about her ; myself included.

No. 978118

Damn I am so happy this thread exists. This girl is insane in the worst way. A close friend of mine was manipulated into having an art show at her “store” last summer, and when I got there to support her, Amanda was nowhere to be found and left my friend and one of her employees to run this art show alone. Then Amanda shows up 4 hours late, shaking uncontrollably, and begs my friend to lend her money to buy coke across the street. I hated her since that day- and I’m glad to see so many others do too.

No. 978134

>>978115

this comment fucking killed me. how long till this literally happens though?

No. 978144

>>971778
>>978105
Oh damn…I just assumed she’s forging the knives herself. So it’s just a decorating job. Christ, she really is the lamest of the lame. Not because she can’t forge her own stuff, but because, even with a garage and money to buy a forge etc, she doesn’t invest any time into being an actual maker. So lame. It’s exactly as >>978115 says.

No. 978148

>>978118
Thanks for the insight, anon. Anything else to share? I love the turning up shaking for blow. Lol.

No. 978200

>>978105

I don't understand why the supplier has to be a secret. I don't know much about the knife-making world but I'd be upset if a customer of mine didn't recommend my product. What do yall think?

No. 978249

>>978105

a friend of mine asked her on insta when posting about knife-making why she was doing a certain thing (ask he has knowledge on this and was genuinely curious) and instead of explaining she got super aggro and defensive and more or less accused him of man-splaining. instead of just answering the basic fucking question.

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>>978249
I remember that… but she also often goes off at people asking her genuine questions.

No. 978286

Do you guys remember her live videos on insta? Where she has been live for hours? It happened some weeks ago…

Anyways, she promised to send two books as a gift to two different people. With sorta stuff.

She chose two people and guess what it didn't arrive both of them.

No. 978294

This chick is such an asshat

No. 978313

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Found a good example on her tumblr of her naturally pointed chin, large eyes, and nose for all of you haters that think she edits her pics

No. 978314

>>978313
>That angle
Was this taken from the space station?

No. 978321

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I had a stroke reading this

No. 978323

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She misses brooklyn. Oh and Texas for some stupid reason? Her ex is there… what about all your new TK friends? Or all your BFF, cousin, sister, “ride or die” friends? Which is it?

No. 978324

>>978313
How old is this? You’d need to find a recent picture to have it prove anything. Her chin isn’t pointy irl. Her videos prove it

No. 978329

>>978324

It's at least 10 years old and she still has the same exact face shape, don't need any videos to show me that she shoops

No. 978335

>>978313

She’s bored and none of her “babes” want to FaceTime her, so she’s here now I guess

No. 978340

>>978329

You don’t think she Facetunes/meitus her facial proportions?

No. 978343

>>978340

Fuck no lol I 1000% think/know she edits and filters the hell out of her pictures. Sarcasm just doesn't translate as easily on the internet, my bad

No. 978356

>>978343

It’s not you, it’s me. I was a little too high reading that

No. 978367

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Posted 3 mins ago. Wonder if she’ll delete. What are you doing up nude posting at 3:30am, Amanda? Flexing writing in journals of all things?

No. 978368

So stupid. She probably writes other people’s poems into the books, just like she copies all of the visual art she does.

No. 978422

You all just talking shit or anyone got her nudes she sells? I don't care either way she sucks but titties are titties.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 978428

>>978367
that's three things..

No. 978440

>>978367
what an awkward pic

No. 978442

>>978313
the grime under her nails in this pic is disgusting

No. 978443

Everything about her is so embarrassing (the 10 min long cringe 3000 vid of her harassing her folks, especially her dad like a fucking toddler is unbelievable, how and why would you put that online)

Considering she's aware of all her shit being called out down to being a hack even at making arts and crafts, i can't comprehend how she'll be able to show her face again in bk like everything is gucci.

Amanda, Erik TK definitely is your best option at this point. YOLO.

No. 978449

>>978321

“cuterus” this is so fucking cringe

No. 978451

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>>978428
>>978367
Wow so hard to find kek. If her “pen pal from Malaysia” sent her this book how does she have a red one from the same store?

No. 978452

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>>978451
When she first got the book like 4 months ago. Only way to post nudes without extreme editing, seems to be to coverup your whole body in books you made John buy for you. I’m sure he took the photos for her too.

No. 978453

>>978451

nobody’s ~pen pal~ is sending them a $300 journal kek

No. 978455

Why does she always have to write an essay that doubles as a specs sheet for every edgy hallmark object she gets her paws on, like bitch literally no one cares the paper in your try hard journal is "hand made" and "blank". Reminds me of that day she was feeling emo and writing those deep heartfelt letters to her rideordies™ on that urban outfitters ass typewriter. Such a poet. Meanwhile she had no idea who Bret Easton Ellis is, right?

No. 978472

>>978453

Actually it's on sale for $300, it's normally $600. So double down on that notion that no random penpal from a developing nation would buy someone a $600 blank book from Romania

No. 978473

She loves to pretend like she has any actual friends. People only put up with you for the free drugs. She stays begging people to talk to her, buys things online and claims it was gifted to her and all this nonsense. She’s a 30+ year old woman who can’t take care of herself or her pets so you have to live with your parents and yet all this ungrateful twat waffle does is complain about living with them. Everyone she knows has read everything on here and is constantly making fun of her even before this all came out. Everyone think she’s an obnoxious fucking cunt. Just move to Oklahoma and stfu already, no one cares about you.

No. 978490

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From her FaceTime adventures last night. She must be super congested because her nose is huge!

No. 978495

>>978455
Lol I was trying to think of a way to say this exact thought. Love her “ink fountain pen”…would never have guessed.

No. 978497

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>>978490
Constantly congested

No. 978574

>>978497
She’s so painfully average & dumpy

No. 978600

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From her stories just now. She looks at least 50 lbs lighter in this than she actually is. There is no way. Looking like an ana 13 year old

No. 978602

>>978600
Does she make it look potato quality on purpose?

No. 978603

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>>978600

Also from her stories a few hours ago. I've never even seen this bitch wear a face mask or even leave her parents' house.


Question: was she actually ever married to Johnny? Like, legally? Did they have a wedding?

No. 978604

>>978603
The ball gag thing is the cringiest thing ive read in my fucking life

No. 978617

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>>978604
Shes posted a text post on FB about it before and it was just as cringey and makes no sense IRL, like you can’t talk as you’ll obviously see the harness straps on the back of your head… how does that accomplish anything. She pretends the be this super edgy “pro-domme” like actually claimed a dominatrix has intercourse and she doesn’t so it’s OK and people who are actually were pros were like…. uh you shouldn’t let your subs/clients in your apartment. (Aka probably John)

No. 978618

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Just posted this on her other FB… gets popcorn. (That’s her ex fiancé from TX)

No. 978624

>>978617

So she’s claiming to be a dominatrix making six figures now? Fucking lol

No. 978626

>>978617
Lol okay is she broke begging for money or is she financially secure? Pick a lane

No. 978659

>>978624
That's from 2018. Still probably 100% bullshit tho.

No. 978662

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>>971778
Top drawer cringe on her new story.
Who is she trying to catfish now?

No. 978663

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>>978600

She’s using the “perfect me” body and face shaper app

No. 978665

>>978662

Wasn’t she tooting the other day that she lost 15lbs but dat booty popping?

No. 978670

>>978617
wouldn't someone who runs a successful business not need to sell their body on the internet to pay bills for said successful business? You're not supposed to use one business to pay the other Amanda, that's called FRAUD. Just sayin.

No. 978686

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>>978600
This particular body shape was from Miami like 2 years ago. Her legs don’t even make sense in this photo. She has zero curves

No. 978706

All those videos she posted on her story are old literally says August up top lol

No. 978709

>>978618

Oh HELL YEAH. Wasn’t this the “scratch artist who lived in a trailer” after they broke up? Wtf, man, have some fuckin self-respect. What do these fools see in her?

No. 978740

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The editing on these is top notch.

No. 978741

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>>978740
Tho it does remind me of someone.

No. 978747

>>978740

"Somebunny" "cuterus" "kiss pillows"
I hate the way she talks, does she think it's quirky or cute?

Also, she seems to be confirming her parents kicked her out to the garage. Can't blame them, honestly if i were them i would beg John to find her a new place to get her the fuck out of the house for good lol

No. 978751

>>978747
Considering her many successful businesses and immense overall success, why is she there at all? Shouldn’t she have some sort of badass, rustic, vintage Harley kitsch-adorned chalet of her own somewhere? Baffling.

No. 978806

>>978663

She uses the Snow app for her face

No. 978824

>>978747
Makes sense why her dad did all that cleaning of the garage! The background of all the recent pics and glitchy videos are the garage.

Also she keeps posting about how she’s got the place to herself. She sounds like a 15 year old who’s parents left for the weekend. You’re a grown woman.

No. 978841

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>>971778
>>978747
Just spent way too long trying to find this post so I can tell you this will never, ever cease to make me cringe into an early death.

No. 978890

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No. 978918

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still putting an ex on blast years after. the same ex she was dating during a time when she had told multiple people: don’t tell my boyfriend, he thinks I’m sober.

No. 978925

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This will probably end in Amanda crying even more

No. 978962

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No. 978964

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No. 978985

>>978962

I see a woman in her 30’s wearing a Halloween low quality wig, getting drunk alone, reminiscing about exes on social media and celebrating how she lives in a garage. Just when I start to feel bad for her, I ask, how’s that cancer? How’s the cancer you needed donations ASAP for because surgery was ASAP for breast cancer you refused to even say what stage it was at. The thousands of dollars you needed, where did it go? Did you use your cancer donations buying your tiger king boyfriend stuff on amazon? Did it go up your nose? Did you buy things for yourself and disguise it as a gift?

No. 978988

>>978985

So much this

No. 978998

So I guess she’s just done pretending to be sober now? And whatever happened to her having to be in strict quarantine because she’s a sick bunny or whatever bullshit she made up to yell at Johnny a few weeks ago?

No. 979002

>>978998

Now that she can’t play the cancer sympathy card, the only sympathy card left to be played is the “watch me drink myself stupid in my parents garage wearing my crazy cat lady wig”

No. 979004

>>978985

Literally thought the same. Getting shitfaced in your parents garage in your 30s is embarrassing as FUCK. You don’t look cool and edgy, Amanda. You look like a hard case of failure to launch. You should be embarrassed to have people know this about you. The wig makes you seem like a lunatic, you don’t look “hot” so much as you look sad and delusional.

No. 979006

>>978841

#inlovewithanoutlaw was, hands down, the most embarrassing hashtag she’s ever used. Also, her eyeballs are as big as his nose in that pic.

No. 979035

>>979006

iT’s JuSt CiRcLe LeNsEs AnD nAtUrAlLy BiG mEaTbAlL eYeS

No. 979043

>>978985

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't cancer spread if you don't operate ASAP? So you mean this highly regarded cancer doctor that you're being treated by would choose to push back a patient's "urgent" surgery to remove a cyst? Nice try Amanda, but no. No doctor in their right mind and not looking for a malpractice suit would neglect any stage cancer and just let the patient carry on for another 3+ months. Give everyone back their money you fucking fraud!

No. 979059

File: 1590448718353.jpeg (1.06 MB, 828x1658, CD2B4367-7421-4E07-911E-06AD7F…)

What is actually her problem? The way she scoffs at sobriety is beyond cringe. I don’t even think it’s a cry for help, it’s defiantly drawing everyone into her fake relapse for attention. Her parent are away on vacation and they’re gonna come home to this shit.

https://streamable.com/bej2ox is the video in the post.

“Uhhh just don’t tell my parents, cause I’m an alcoholic.”

No. 979062

>>979043
Not all cancer necessarily will metastasize (spread) You would have to have a malignant tumor and would probably be stage 4 (0 being the lowest level) She hasn’t announced any levels or even speaking to an onocologist (a cancer doctor) she only talks about her gynecologist, a radiologist and her all important breast surgeon. My guess is she has a benign mass in her breast tissue and those can happen and be removed without needing the possibility of chemo and radiation.

No. 979065

>>979059
Cue the story from yesterday about wearing a mask etc

No. 979072

>>979059

Uh, are you broke or are you such a successful dominatrix (no sex) that you pay for all of your other businesses with your earnings????? Who the fuck is still following and sucking her dick??? How can you be blind to this? It’s blatantly bullshit. “Brat out of hell” isn’t real! Jesus Christ.

No. 979073

>>979059

“her” tenant. ok sure

No. 979075

>>971778
>>979073
“Her” tenant, “her” apprentice, “her” babies, “her” potentially wildfire spreading of Rona.

No. 979087

her friend brought their 3 kids with them to deliver amanda alcohol and smokes and spread corona? whack

No. 979094

>>979087
I mean, what do you expect from a person who delivers alcohol to someone struggling with sobriety. On the worst day of her life. Like the other 100000 worst days of her life and countless social media mental breakdowns

No. 979096

>>979094
Yes. I immediately thought, doesn’t every bad day she has end up being the worst of her life? And her friends drove all the way from Canada to give her alcohol, makeup, and cigarettes?! I’m calling bullshit. Either they already had a trip planned down or it didn’t even happen. Canada is like 10 hours away from here on Long Island

No. 979100

New idea: Amanda is a patient and all these friends and supporters are actors paid by her parents.

No. 979117

Liz is from Canada - she lives on Long Island and her husband owns a barbershop - For what it’s worth, Liz also had a go fund me for a lumpectomy

No. 979124

>>979117
Ohh, thought she lived in Canada and came all the way down lol. Nvm

No. 979128

>>979117
I was wondering who the fuck would still enable this piece of shit….obviously the answer is OTHER pieces of shit.

No. 979148

>>979059

Once again having to bring up useless details such as the car being ~LUXURIOUS~

NO. ONE. CARES.

Maybe she should actually consider a career as a writer, there has to be a market for storytelling that is this narcissistic and wannabe deep while still being shallow as shit, pretentious and insufferable.

No. 979186

The way she talks to him in that video when he delivers the fireball is like she’s saying thank you to a servant

No. 979203

File: 1590488279425.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1125x1500, 2211B5D9-397C-4022-BE55-7A54E9…)

When you google Amanda Bret, this page is a top result. Google Amanda Labozetta, this page is a top result. If you had so many stalkers, why make your life so public? Why post about every single fucking event that happens in your life, with pictures and video included? And stalkers? Nah. There’s an unusually high number people commenting here that actually know Amanda. For a “business woman”, I’d be pretty worried that you couldn’t google my name without finding a whole thread of people talking about how they’ve been lied to, used, manipulated, cheated, ripped off and revealing that you’re a fraud.

No. 979222

>>971778
>>979186
Exactly.
Either that was them meeting for real, or she said let’s do it again so I can film it.
What a cunt.

No. 979263

>>979203
Her mother’s father is Arthur Schafmayer who is her main claim to fame. Literally have never heard her mention her father’s father being in the military. Must feel nice for dad. To never use your own last name (Labozetta) and use your mom’s maiden name as your namesake.

No. 979286

>>979263
I’m sure that’s the least of his disappointments with her… Maybe it’s better because he can distance himself ha

No. 979287

Does anybody know what Johnny's actual last name is?

No. 979297

>>979287

Johnny's last name is Birnbaum

No. 979404

>>979297

Funny, he's legally listed as single and there's no marriage license ever filed for him…

No. 979407


No. 979439

Y’all are fucking detectives and I’m fucking here for it.

No. 979475

>>979439

You have no idea, let's just say the clock is ticking…

No. 979497

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Oh does she keep a personal record for how many times one person can relapse in their life. A personal record for fixing a typewriter? Good god, the stories in this girl’s head must keep her so busy.

No. 979514

>>979475
TikTok TikTok(emoji)

No. 979539

has anyone posted this link before? a strange song she made circa 2011

http://amandabret.bandcamp.com/track/chinatown

No. 979540

I don't remember her mentioning her parents were both tattoo artists?

https://web.archive.org/web/20080615015443/http://amandabret.com/bio.html

No. 979555

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Another day, another bio.

No. 979556

>>979555

“Long Island occasionally”… didn’t she move in with her parents last summer? Lol

No. 979562

>>979540

haven’t read anything quite that cringe in a while. tattoo artist parents, famous composer uncle…it’s all so desperate and if she hasn’t f a k e d cancer, i could muster up some sympathy

No. 979569

>>979540
Uncle caca means uncle shit? She looks like she would have an uncle called uncle shit

No. 979590

>>979540

Her father is an operations manager at Pods. And her mom is apparently a radiologist, because she gave her her mammogram according to her last post on her backup IG. So yea another lie disproven

No. 979606

>>979555
I have saved quite a few if you are at all interested in the evolution of the ig bio.

No. 979607

>>979606
Please share

No. 979622

>>979606
Yes please anon

No. 979649

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No. 979650

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>>979606
I gave up on last two stayed steady April and May until the recent edit Anon posted.

No. 979661

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So which one is it? Please add “vintage typewriter repair” to your resume.

No. 979668

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Well if she shows up with “gifted” fingerless leather gloves, we know where her BFF ride or die got them from. Must be hard being so broke.

No. 979670

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Ayyyy, too broke to pay your bills, but not too broke to upgrade your phone?

No. 979672

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>>979670
Pam is never gonna see that cigarette smoke reeking case.

No. 979676

>>979661
Weird way to brag about a coke binge.

No. 979690

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“my ex husband let me” cringing so hard

No. 979695

>>979676

Cheers, anon. I snorted (no pun intended) when I read that. Y’all are reaching a new level of vindictiveness lately and I applaud you.

No. 979709

>>979676
Hahahah. Good catch.

No. 979744

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The real schnoz(nitpicking)

No. 979745

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Christ

No. 979786

>>979404
Does anyone who actually does things…like is a real artist, a real craftsman, a real florist… all people who probably have put years and years of dedication into their craft to find success, get insulted by her claims and presumptions? If I was a florist and she popped up as my competition I'd be pissed off that someone was trivializing my craft by trying to enter the market without ANY experience. I've never met someone who is SO GOOD at so many things she's able to monetize all her skills yet seemingly can't break even off of any endeavor.

No. 979797

>>979786
Yes, it's the thing that bothers me the most. No real craft artist brags the way she does, especially if you've gone to school for it, they emphasis humility. They teach you that you're never a master of your craft and if you think you are you certainly aren't. She's a tourist. What bothers me the most is her copying. I definitely went to school with people like her and the professors and other students called that shit out. In really cruel ways a lot of the time, there is a lot of shaming in art school for being inauthentic. I've been a craft artist for 15 years and value doing a job from the bottom up, making EVERYTHING by hand. No buying blanks, no copying art and having someone else print it. You want a print? You learn to do it yourself, you want to sell knives? You find someone with a forge and ask them to teach you. Your drive is in the MAKING not the product. You certainly don't 3D print a bunch of garbage and call yourself an artist. You certainly don't copy vintage artwork, you don't talk yourself up as if you know everything. What makes me crazy is that she seems to think no craft artists or other artists follow her. Like she thinks we don't notice how terrible the things she makes are, that we don't notice that she doesn't actually make anything, real craft artists know what to look for. No calligraphy artist talks about themselves that way. You talk about yourself and what you make in a way that is accessible to the viewer, you don't add a ton of detail to sound cool or hype yourself up. If someone asks you a question you don't get defensive and take it as a collaborative opportunity where you could improve your craft. Long response sorry…

No. 979805

>>979797
>>979797
Don't apologize for a long response. Rise up! Continue to hold people accountable and perhaps we can start a mini-movement of making sure consumers are holding their sellers accountable for actual value.Anything I've ever seen come from one of Amanda's "projects" only has perceived value imposed by Amanda herself. If people start making sure they call her out on her shitty business practices and even shittier quality of products…maybe we can get her shutdown for GOOD.

No. 979808

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Has the wig started growing into her brain?

No. 979810

>>979808

Fucking hell, her already tenuous grip on reality has completely snapped.

No. 979827

>>979808
Her shoops are basically a cartoon caricature of her at this point. kek.

No. 979831

>>979808

She looks like a character in a shitty Tim Burton movie

No. 979847

What is really going on with her? I was talking to Cowie about helping with the zoo and next thing she messaged me saying they are getting married and im toxic for saying it was weird she was blocking ppl on his page and messaging from hers. Did she really fake cancer? What is she really like in person???

No. 979852

>>979404
I think John comes from a VERY orthodox Jewish family. I would imagine Amanda is just about every taboo that could exist for a community like that. John would be thrown out of a community for marrying a non-Jewish woman…let alone someone with tattoos etc. It would absolutely make sense that this whole Ex-Husband bit is just another lie that she's perpetuated. They probably "got married" in her parents backyard but never filed any paperwork or made anything legal to protect John and his families community.It's probably the ACE she holds over him every day…if you don't do XYZ…I'll tell someone about me.

No. 979855

>>979847
Explain more please. You were in touch with Cowie anyway about zoo work, then found this thread? Or…how did it come about? Any receipts? Messages from Amanda for example. Thanks anon.

No. 979856

>>979852

Amanda Bret Labozetta of Brooklyn and Long Island New York: The quintessential Shiksa.

No. 979857

>>979856

She’s a nightmare daughter in-law for the average secular person, but if you believe women should cover their hair after they marry, Amanda must be a particularly terrible prospect. Maybe that’s what the latest Party City white wig is about lol / saged for dumb tinfoil.

No. 979863

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One of many messages. Which is interesting she said my vocab is non expansive considering she misuses words?

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No. 979866

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No. 979870

She wrote a lot on how could I trust him? What is our relationship? They are madly in love and have some open relationship. I guess i didnt care enough bc why are you here?! And she went off abt herself and toxic humans… but she seems toxic? I told her to take care of his soul bc he is sick and she just said he is a dumbass

No. 979872

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>>979852
Johns parents are watching her dog. Why do they put up with her dumping an animal on them? I have a feeling John takes care if Clyde better than any of her dog tricks would prove. Also, don’t forget John is heavily tattooed, albeit hidden, but I’m sure his family has seen them. She said he got tattooed for her, so I’m assuming they probably just gave up on him being a good son. Maybe they are worried they will lose him if he is forced to leave her. I’m sure she’s holding tons of shit over his head. Dudes (who have fucked Amanda in front of him) in Brooklyn, have said he’s into watching her get banged, so who knows why they’re together. It so sad he wears her engagement ring on a necklace. Pathetic.

No. 979877

>>979872

I once witnessed her send him 30 mins away to get her vietnamese sandwiches while she was with the dude she was banging that week at her store, and made Johnny get one for him too

No. 979878

>>979872

She also admitted to me that she had once invited her drug dealer to a threesome with her and Johnny and he did indeed take them up on the offer

No. 979881

>>979866
If you don't mind, could you post caps of the beginning of her interaction with you? I'm not even sure what point she's trying to get across

No. 979887

>>979808
It’s probably her “natural gray streak” spreading as rapidly as her fake cancer

No. 979894

>>979878

Don’t believe anything she says about anyone. It’s all lies to fit her narrative

No. 979906

her "not enough souls" quote on her profile is literally spray painted all over bk

https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/comments/dhxf6k/brooklyn_finds_too_many_humans_not_enuf_souls/

No. 979908

uh, what long term relationships? pregnancies last longer than her relationships. For someone who is engaged, she sure doesn’t like to talk about it on her social media. She’ll will talk about all the other dudes, just not the person she’s supposedly engaged to. As for the question to what she’s like in person — have you ever known anyone who just sucks the fucking energy out of the room? Yeah. Always some kind of bullshit drama, something she’s upset about or trying real hard to get the attention she thinks she deserves. She only keeps enablers around. If you try to be a friend and call her out on something in hopes of giving her sound advice or helping her, you are an asshole. She is literally only on my friends list so I get to watch the train crash and yikes factor.

No. 979909

>>971778
>>979881
Same. Would be appreciated, >>979863.
Also, why did you start talking to her in the first place? Are you saying she picked up your message to Erik on his FB?

No. 979925

>>979808
I have to say, I’d you’d told me Helena Bonham Carter would be her next look, I’d have disagreed.

No. 979955

Poking around on Poshmark and it appears that Amanda loves buying USED makeup (eyeshadows, lip products, and concealer). Woof girl, not only do you look unsanitary but you use unsanitary used makeup that can cause conjunctivitis, skin irritations, and any other yummy bacteria. Tell us again why we are jealous of your life?

No. 979965

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>>979955
Speaking of poshmark. Is she married to this dude or not?

No. 979966

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>>979965
She’s a professional screenprinter too.

No. 979967

>>979955
Her materialistic ass is always posting about how she has SO many HIGH END pallets as if anyone gives a shit, and she's buying them used online! One woman's trash is another woman's trashy appearance….

No. 979968

>>979966
Ah, so many strings to her bow. Kek.

No. 979995

>>979872
What an idiot. Posing to pretend she’s reading there. I’m offended for Johnny’s family.

No. 979999

>>979786
Very well said, anon. It’s like she was BORN an expert at everything she does. And there is no one in the world as real and absolutely authentic as she is. Like, did YOUR grandpa ride motorcycles and have tattoos?? Didn’t think so. Case closed.
Ughhhh

No. 980045

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Is she charging her porn prices for Gramps for his photo editing skills now? What the hell kind of stupid caption is that? She has no curves, no friends, and apparently 12 prescriptions.

No. 980047

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From her most recent shooped photo on instagram. WHO IS THAT? Hahahhaah

No. 980049

>>980045

Yet another case of the unnecessary details no one gives a fuck about. Bro you can't even see the pills, why even mention them if it isn't to make yourself look like a special SiCk BuNnY? Btw I'd put money on her dumbass editing this picture herself. Delusional clown of a person.

No. 980050

>>980049
My first thought was what pills…. terrible flex but okay manda

No. 980052

>>980045
gramps can photoshop? Fuckin amazing!

No. 980056

>>980045
Hi my names Amanda and I am so fucking alone, I'm slutting myself to my "old" neighbor. I'm sure "old" means 48.

No. 980062

>>980045
Weird..how would this elderly neighbor with the photoshop skills of a pill poping, 30 something year old who’s home alone all week, have her email address?
It’s always fun to look at the post edit history.

No. 980064

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Also, don’t forget she has TK’s fb password.

No. 980100

>>980045
She weaves the wildest stories out of nowhere constantly, especially just to explain away her shoddy editing on a shit selfie. She's such a crackhead.

No. 980123

>>980100

This old man’s photoshop skills are so good that he knew exactly what creature feature cartoon face filter to use

No. 980125

>>980064
im screaming this story is so fake

No. 980131

Do we know when she's supposed to go visit her hillbilly fiancé? Is she actually gonna do it or is she getting cold feet? I feel like she's letting the whole thing die, otherwise she'd be posting screenshots constantly, right? Or maybe ole boy put his foot down and asked her not to expose all of their interactions like she's a white trash Kardashian? I just can't wait to see that dumpster fire.

No. 980134

I don’t know why anyone thinks she’s actually going to go to Oklahoma. There have been countless trips she has said she’s planning and definitely going on (re Miami babes! Austin ride or dies!) and she never goes. I was shocked she actually even went to see dude in Texas as much as she did.

No. 980147

>>980134

don’t forget her ~family~ in virginia

No. 980151

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take no shit, just people’s hard-earned money right?

don’t forget that when her gofundme was temporarily taken down, she told people to venmo her instead and lord knows they’re not getting that back.

No. 980153

I feel like her parents left town and aren’t letting her in the house and left the garage for her bum ass.

No. 980157

>>980153

Oh so that would explain why her dad cleaned up the garage? Super tinfoil bc then how would she access the kitchen or bathroom, but the idea that they would lock her out is pretty hysterical.

No. 980161

>>979966

she's gotten all of her store merchandise screen printed by an ex in bensonhurst for the past few years. i'd wager she's never screen printed in her life. the lying is beyond compulsive

No. 980181

>>980157
Her dad seems handy af and like he could have put a toilet+sink in the garage. Lord knows that troll wouldn’t miss the shower

No. 980186

It's interesting to see it mentioned that her parents are tattoo artists because ive wondered since first finding her, how someone relatively young and definitely broke and annoying has a full body of decent quality, very cohesive tattoos. Normally people with that many in that style work in tattooing themselves OR have a decent and stable income. I always found it a bit odd, even with her leeching off John.

It has to suck for her parents to know their kid is the polar opposite to everything biker culture is, she's a complete poser and compulsive liar who can't ride and does everything in her life for show. It's also weird that with parents and grandparents like that and a reach into several interesting communities, she seems to have had SO many opportunities to learn some real skills in so many areas but instead she takes a very shallow photo or video of whatever it is and claims to be expert level, sprinkling it with as many words as she can that pertain to the craft. (Her phrasing reminds me of people on reddit who are clambering for upvotes specifically)

No. 980190

>>980186

You don't have to pay for tattoos if you're fucking the artists

No. 980191

>>980186
Her parents are not tattoo artists. That’s one of her easily fact-checked lies.

No. 980195

>>980191
I meant that it was interesting to see her say it, I know she's full of shit and gives her parents new occupations for every new drama she created for herself

No. 980205

>>980186

Sage for blog, but i know several people, myself included, who got some tattoos by some of the artists who work or used to work at Greenpoint Tattoo where Reardon operates (who apparently did most of her traditional pieces) and this shit is not cheap, even if you get the homie price. So yeah seeing someone this young and this covered a few years back i immediately assumed since she wasn't working in a shop she had to somehow come from money or some shit.

No. 980225

>>971778
>>980195
Ntayrt. I got what you were saying. Also loved the summary of her fraudulent activity as an artist biker, crafts person etc etc. She’s such an ass.

No. 980227

It’s also interesting how cows of a feather flock together. I’ve seen a few euro cows over the years pull up to her shop and get one of those culled tails ~gifted from Amanda.

No. 980231

>>980195
Maybe her parents were tattoo artists back then?

No. 980232

>>980205
I’m going to guess Johnny paid for all her tattoos. His parents are loaded.

No. 980262

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Trouble in paradise already? “Engaged” is no longer on his profile.

No. 980268

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>>980151

Lmao at this comment underneath

No. 980275

What do people in the NY scene think of her selling culled coyote skins? Do they even care? Do they give her shit for it? If I walked into her store and saw that I would immediately call it out and leave. I noticed she doesn't list them on the site anymore, and before that she took down the lie that they were ethically sourced.

No. 980278

>>980275
No one from New York pays attention to her stock or patronizes her shop. It’s for her instagram followers and edgy tourists. Even before the pandemic for months, the shop was almost always closed down for days at a time or would just close super early so no idea who’s even buying those tails or anything else

No. 980279

>>980262
Anybody else get the feeling she got insanely close to him after creeping on him bc of TK, he became genuinely enamoured with her and she's backing out carefully by like retroactively friendzoning him? i.e still spamming him but calling him BFF, acting as if nothing has changed, while flirting with other guys and stringing him along. She doesn't seem like the type who can stay with 1 person, mega itchy feet, which would be fine if she didn't lie to them

No. 980284

>>980231
Her mom used to be a nail technician. I’m pretty sure she just works an administrative job somewhere these days. Her father is a kitchen scratcher tattoo “artist” at best, like a pastry trick when you get wasted. He’s not trained or famous or…. good. She posted one picture once of her dad lighting a cigarette while tattooing someone in a garage or something.

No. 980285

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Someone is angry and vagueposting

No. 980287

>>980285

oh, the irony

No. 980289

>>971778
>>980279
Yes, this is exactly what she’s doing. I wrote something along these lines a few days ago. When reality hits (or hits as much as it can with her) is she really, honestly, going to live day to day life with him with no one watching. I don’t think so. And absolute straight up she’s trying to friend zone without having to have the conversation. She doesn’t want to be portrayed as a cunt, and if she is, she’ll twist it and say it’s his fault for whatever reason (cue emotional abuse or whatever).

No. 980290

>>980284

So either her Mom retrained from nail technician to radiographer or the Mommogram* was a lie too?

*Mom-administered mammogram

No. 980291

>>980285
Thanks for these, anon. So this is the manoeuvre away from Cowie, huh. Seems like she’s formulating her defence aka exit plan here.

No. 980295

>>980227
milk please! she's friends with some euro cows?

No. 980301

>>980285
What is that even supposed to mean? "How sick to my stomach people can be"? Is she having a stroke?

No. 980314

>>980301
I know, I know anon. I read it like four times. My autism gland exploded.

No. 980319

>>980205

Pretty sure she got banned from Greenpoint tattoo because she tried fucking Reardon and his wife found out

No. 980321

>>980301
She couldn’t spell the word “nauseating” so just plopped in a vaguely similar phrase.

No. 980333

>>980289

Exactly this. Of all her batshit tendencies, this one (along with the severe dysmorphia/photoshop fraud) is, imo, the fucking weirdest. She’s been “engaged” at least 3 times in a couple years. It’s the thrill of being desired that gets her going, so pulling out of the “relationship” is what ultimately satisfies her. She doesn’t want it to work out, she wants them to want her. She’s a narcissist. She lovebombs these men, they’re either normal or damaged but either way they think she’s for real, cuz most of us don’t expect people to say “I love you” and not mean it at all, and then when they reciprocate, she strings them along. It’s a classic case of narcissistic supply. She is living for the moment that the balance shifts in her favor and they love her more than she “loves” them. Makes her feel like a million bucks. Then, when they don’t want her anymore, she demonizes them and looks for the new supply. She also attempts to “hoover” them back once they’re gone, to see if she can get her supply back. That’s what the random flashbacks or pleasant posts about exes are, or the wild comments on an ex’s post are for, re “I miss being called your fiancé” on an old photo of a dude she blasted for being “abusive.” She’s textbook.

No. 980342

>>980333

What does that make Johnny? Her comfort blanket? She's a self centered spoiled kid with zero self awareness and an overinflated sense of entitlement.

No. 980344

>>980342
Dude is a straight up cuck.

No. 980349

>>980319

The dude has kids and shit. She has no shame. I'd 86 her ass in a split second.

No. 980351

>>971778
>>980333
Samefag, yes, 10/10 classic bpd with heavy narc tendencies. Needs a heavy dose of growing the fuck up. A short, sharp shock can sometimes do it, but mostly she has to re-wire her brain. I don’t envy the psych who’d have that task.

Yeah, it is strange, >>980342 seems to be perma-puppy. He facilitates a lot of her shit. He’s basically a slave.

Or it could just be >>980344. Kek.

No. 980352

>>980349
She wouldn’t even understand why that is a no go area. It’s all one way traffic to Amandaville.

No. 980368

>>980342

She’s definitely discarded him as narcs do, but she probably throws him enough crumbs of affection to keep that wallet open, and probably fusses over him when he buys her stuff ie “ooh look! Thank you, baby!”

No. 980384

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>>980064
Imagine your old neighbor calling you a fatty and sharing it proudly on fb

No. 980400

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Is someone reading this thread today? Because guess what’s up there now.

No. 980423

>>980400

I assume they both read this and adjust accordingly.

No. 980424

>>980423
Until she finds an excuse not to go see him.

No. 980438

>>980423
I think they she reads this then she adjusts accordingly for both of them. Kek.

No. 980465

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She hide or erased her comments. Maybe JetBlue doesn’t “got her” anymore kek

No. 980714

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Who was her ex Erik Cowie jr hacking?

No. 980725

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Lol “James Lee” aka ex fiancé who you never called “James Lee” before. Cool planter from Etsy though.

No. 980726

>>980725
it doesn't look like any of those planters. i laughed at "receptical" though, she needs to use spell check

No. 980729

>>980726
I know, but it was a quick search that these things are out there and not original and 100% not likely she 3D printed for her ex-fiancé

No. 980758

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>>980725
I thought she already sold all of her amazing 3d printed “products”. Photo on right is from her IG 2016. Her skulls are way smaller than his. She couldn’t have printed that on her small printer back then. Can she say one sentence without lying?

No. 980759

Fuck anyone who buys anything art related that is 3D printed. Put the money in the hands of real makers and not corporations manufacturing these printers seeking to put real artists out of business. And fuck her for taking part in it.

No. 980804

How is it that she can make the simplest events into monumental and sentimental messages? Like she’s writing in someone’s high school yearbook. He has the most bored look on his face showing a shitty plastic skull. I can just hear her nagging at him, “omg SMILE” for the second screenshot, which he does weakly.
“Bloom where you stand”? Stupid.

No. 980815

>>980804
He posted pics of where his broken down rv is parked on his mom’s property. Ain’t nothing blooming there.

No. 980875

>>980815
Love that this ex of hers lives in a broken down motor home and her ‘abusive’ ex is finally able to afford having his missing tooth fixed. Blooming!

No. 980884

tf why does she call him boomhauer, just bc he's from Texas? he looks nothing like the character…I'd make her my ex too with lame 'jokes' like that aimed at my accent/birthplace/residence.

No. 980906

>>980875

Oh this one was “abusive” too—and a “scratch artist” after she was done with him. But he was an amazing tattoo artist when they were together. Even tattooed her, if I recall.

No. 980916

>>980906
You’re quite right, I remember now.

No. 980922

I’m just waiting for her to cash out that go fund me.

No. 980933

>>980725

Re her calling him James Lee now: literally everyone who follows her remembers who he is—it wasn’t very long ago. I wonder, does she drink her own koolaid so much that she doesn’t know that? Like, she believes her retarded stories that she spins so much that she thinks she can slip this shit by everybody else?

No. 980946

>>980933
I think she believes exactly that, and also, that she’s moved and change the scenery, so other people should see the same thing.

No. 981045

for someone who’s supposedly super anti-police and anti-racist, she’s been awful quiet kek she has an ACAB tattoo u kno

No. 981046

>>981045
I was thinking the same thing

No. 981052

>>981046

Same, you'd think she'd jump onto that shit for woke points. Bet she gonna post some edgy meme about it real soon, maybe even mention her one black friend if she has any so she can make it about herself.

And don't get me wrong, everyone should be outraged and speak up about this, but everyone knows posers like amanda dont really give a shit unless they can use it for clout.

No. 981183

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Ahh here we go

No. 981190

>>981183
Protesting from your parents couch. How edgy kek

No. 981200

>>981183
geez! took you long enough Amanda. You're far more righteous than waiting til day 3.

No. 981205

>>981200
She needed some time to cool off. She's very angry though, as you can tell by the cursing.

No. 981208

>>981205

and caps kek

No. 981209

>>981190

Really perfect example of virtue signalling slacktivism.

No. 981213

>>981183
How long until she starts re-posting pics of her ACAB tattoo?

No. 981216

>>981213

within 30 minutes to an hour of seeing this questions

No. 981224

How long till she says her silence was because she got arrested a the protests

No. 981277

>>981224

Nah, she’ll have been “too distraught” to even post, just wait.

No. 981334

What are the chances she plays and sings a song on the verge of tears?

No. 981341

>>981334

seems like good odds

No. 981377

Y'all broke it lol, if she been reading this she in a fetal position rn, foaming at the mouth tryna not touch her phone.

No. 981408

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I can’t even interpret her over explanation of whatever is going on. She edited it like 5 times.

No. 981412

>>981408
The exit strategy is in motion

No. 981414

Maybe no more Oklahoma?

No. 981417


No. 981427

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He looks like Amanda's son(offtopic)

No. 981443

>>981408

Oh yes, this washed up meth head really took advantage of YOU.

No. 981445

>>981408

"Nothing in my life right now is interesting or relevant enough for anyone to pay more attention to me than they would to the fucked up state of the world, so here's an incoherent literary salad with a sprinkle of keywords that could be hashtags, tell me I'm cool/badass/strong/inspirational even though we never met"

Queue a picture of clyde/jerusalem/halloween plague doctor costume with a v inspirational reminiscing caption.

No. 981455

>>981417
What the odds this is Amanda using Eriks page to harass girls so she can e-break up with him? She’s never even met him. How do we even know that IS really him? She’s forbidden any of her friends from adding him… she’s so insane I might actually believe this

No. 981480

>>971778
>>981412
I believe we called it exactly this way.

No. 981482

>>981408
Oh Amanda. STFU.
You absolute child. Lol.

No. 981499

>>981408
"Her" city is literally on fire and all she can do is talk about how much of a victim she is

No. 981509

>>981499

Whilst sprinkling in appropriated vernacular like “on God”. Weird.

No. 981526

>>981408

so she’s upset that someone isn’t constantly lovebombing her the way she does them (which is super a manipulative thing to do in the first place)?

can you imagine how exhausting it must be trying to keep up with that shit if she was your partner? it must be nonstop

No. 981730

>>981408
>this is my whole entire adult life
ok amandurr. if everywhere you go smells like shit…..

No. 981741

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>>981445
Ah no one won the lottery. She posted a throwback or her and John. Also reshared two videos of her at CrossFit from 2016.

No. 981782

And chooses a photo where she looks good but John looks like an absolute doofus.

No. 981805

>>981782
Every time I see a photo of him I think of those anons who say they’d have a go. Kek.

No. 981831

>>981805
It's only cuz he's rich and dumb lol

No. 982021

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“I’ll make it through the day with some help of johnny walker red” Looking like a weird Pixar character.

No. 982027

>>982021

How can she think this look is flattering?? She looks like she’s got a genetic defect and is missing part of her face. It’s horrible.

No. 982028

>>981782

I think that's just his face, he always looks kind of dumb in the pictures where he's smiling lol

No. 982030

>>982028
I was gonna day that too anon. He does look a little autistic/derpy in all his pics

No. 982032

>>982021
Yo those eyes are so obnoxious. Circle lenses my ass.

No. 982036

>>982021
Those lips. She shooped her lips literally looks like her face smushed into a :\ Cannot unsee.

No. 982040

>>971778
>>982021
GTFO you privileged asshat. All the important stuff, eh? Having a little cry cause she hasn’t got anyone around her to annoy.

No. 982079

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I think this came on my timeline as a glitch just now because it’s nowhere on her page. We moving to Texas again?

No. 982113

>>982079
I saw that too. It was the same day she posted a photo of him on her 2nd FB. She’s up to something with him… they don’t follow each other on FB or IG so I’m assuming she’s just stringing him along.

No. 982120

>>982113

This is the thing about her. I assume that “James” doesn’t have the history of impulsive broken engagements she does— so he thinks there’s something real between them. Idiot. Hope he finds this thread.

No. 982167

still nothing from our ACAB princess, huh? except one weak-ass facebook post?

No. 982211

>>982167
Honestly keeping her mouth shut about the issue is probably the smartest thing she's done in a while since it's apparently so well known that she's a privileged narcissistic fraud.

No. 982339

File: 1591094719134.jpeg (122.19 KB, 728x583, 371352B7-302C-415C-8752-412A65…)

Really doubt Carole will keep Erik Cowie on once she gets the keys to the zoo… this won’t have been a surprise behind the scenes so tinfoil but I reckon Erik shared that fear with Amanda in one of their FaceTime ~dates and that’s when she started to ditch him. Erik is useless to Amanda without access to that zoo and the clout that comes with it.

No. 982344

>>982339
KEK. This is definitely why she suddenly lost interest and is hyping up ol "boomhauer" all the time now.

Ngl, I'm a little sad we didn't get to witness the mess of what could have been.

No. 982345

>>982021
Original lyrics are "I'll fake it through the day" which is much more fitting, giving Amanda's character.

No. 982357

>>981741
He looks like an amputee

No. 982366

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The term cretin means a stupid or foolish person. It was used to name a congenital iodine deficiency disease called cretinism that causes physical and mental disabilities. So at worst she is calling herself an idiot and at best she is completely clueless as to this majorly problematic term.(Back 2 tumblr)

No. 982374

>>971778
>>982339
Good tinfoil anon, I’d put money on that being the final nail in the coffin.

No. 982397

>>982374
which is another classic Amanda hypocrisy after she's spent the last two weeks trying to call people out doing exactly that.

No. 982414

Want to point out that her silence about what’s happening in New York and across the country/world is not so much a reflection on her “street cred” (ACAB) but heavily a reflection on her racism.

There were several photos/stories in the past when she was with thatgingerbastard where there were confederate flags in the background (a pool day if I remember) and her parents are trumpers right?

This bitch is no ally to anyone and her silence is fucking deafening. Poser white trash only real in the worst ways.

No. 982589

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She broke her silence in the most self centered of ways.

No. 982593

She’s in real tears! Grief vibes, you guys. Where’s the video of her shittily playing “we shall overcome” or some other protest song? She needs to give her cred a boost, for real

No. 982595

>>982589

what does “our only unity is ‘what fucking day of the week is it’’ even mean??

No. 982597

>>982589
Is this about Carole Baskin taking over the zoo?

No. 982601

>>982589
>the only unity out of this truly is "what day of the fucking week is it?"
Yeah it's definitely not the thousands of people marching worldwide for the same cause or anything. It's definitely knowing what day of the week it is through your drug addled haze Manda. ACAB tho am I right? kek.

No. 982617

>>982601
she has ACAB tattooed on her HAND THO so you know seem means business kek

No. 982622

I'm surprised she's not clogging the TL with another black square and a BLM hashtag. It's almost like she's either legit shook bc everyone knows she ain't shit. Or that she just doesn't give a fuck bc she's ignorant and probably lowkey racist.

No. 982783

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Trying real hard to keep that weightlifting post from 4 years ago relevant when it got no attention. Begging for TK to pay attention to her. I guess we were wrong about her backing out?

No. 982789

>>982622
mommy and daddy left her alone at home for a week. She's probably on another bender and too fucked to even realize the extent.

No. 982809

>>982783
She already erased the comment kek

No. 982849

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No. 982853

>>982849
She’s being “super woke” on her page reposting other people photos and articles. This post was gold tho. “Are you 12?”

No. 982854

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No. 982862

Wtf does her reply even mean?

No. 982873

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>>982854
Her edits are even more funny.

No. 982876

>>982873

wow cringing so hard @ this. how edgy and punk of her.

No. 982879

>>982876
She's the cringiest cow I think. And I read someone call her an asshat and that's quite appropriate too.

No. 982882

>>971778
>>982879
She will always be The Asshat to me.

No. 982886

>>982854

Yeah she should've kept her piehole shut, she's just embarrassing herself. Why didn't she post this on ig btw, afraid of losing some followers? What an absolute tool.

No. 982887

File: 1591218663001.jpg (162.28 KB, 1079x518, inbound148011883910454912.jpg)

Here's a comment on her BLM instagram post just now…screenshotted it for posterity in case she deletes it

No. 982897

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She wants someone to paint the roll down gate of her store for scene points because alot of other businesses are. Has John stopped being her personal chauffeur to brooklyn?

No. 982902

>>982897

This is basically an open invitation for an I faked cancer mural… who has the skills to fuck it up good for her?

No. 982904

>>982902
I. would. die.
Please let this happen.

No. 982910

>>982783
Tfw you "break your back" doing rack pulls.

No. 982914

>>982902
O.M.G. PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS. And Long Island isn’t “out of town”. Medford is like 45 min away, she could go do it herself if she really wanted to. And she’s prob only doing it to deter looters

No. 982915

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She is honestly one of the worst people alive.

No. 982919

Her behavior and perspective is rank, just like her breath.

No. 982920

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>>982919
Good one anon

No. 982962

File: 1591241517532.jpeg (66.85 KB, 828x306, FF8D64C1-DCAC-465E-B1C0-491560…)

Classy

No. 983009

>>982962
That's some edgy bootlicking.

No. 983067

>>982962
I saw a video of a girl yelling that at a line of cops. She can never come up with her own original shit

No. 983089

>>983067

Yeah and it worked because that girl was actually attractive. Amanda’s post reads more like a threat - I’d be staying on as a cop just so I didn’t have to see her nasty puss.

No. 983090

>>982962
>ACAB hand tattoo
>I'd fuck any cop who quits
So a cop quitting for pussy makes them not a bastard? Riiiight.

No. 983120

>>982962
After watching all the videos of how fast and violent they are, I feel deeply sorry for their wives. I can imagine how that goes down.

No. 983127

>>983090
Amanda = Salvation for all

No. 983160

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Ahhh still dragging you ex along. Wasn’t she ragging on him about what a loser he is and how he’s terrible at tattooing? Cool, cool.

No. 983181

>>983160
I don’t understand why any of her ‘friends’ would FaceTime her. She records literally everything and shares it, I’m guessing, without consent.

No. 983242

He’s just gotta ride that chopper, dude…

No. 983244

>>983160

This is all to make EC jealous. She bases her worth on how desirable she is to men. And if EC is the jealous type and has a reaction, she goes up in value.

>>983181

They know. They are all willing contestants on the Amanda Bret show.

No. 983252

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Anything to brag about what a poser she is

No. 983274

>>983160
>>983242
Take a drink everytime she mentions motorcycles/choppers itt. Maybe we should make a bingo card.

>>983252
Oh god, more fake punks with shitty ACAB tattoos to make posts like >>982962 kek

No. 983291

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Commenting on his page… but he won’t add her. Pathetic.

No. 983335

She’s probably pissed that ACAB isn’t such a niche rebellious thing anymore

No. 983538

>>982887
She still ain’t say shit about this lol. She literally does nothing but gets fucked up in her parents garage and facetimes losers. Why doesn’t she at the least donate money to any of the many funds there are out there or is she still broke this week?

No. 983558

>>983538
She has all the time in the world, all the fake resources of her many wildly successful companies and nude sales. The most she's done is offer pussy to cops. It's crazy more people don't see through her bs.

No. 983673

<a href="https://ibb.co/y0rB7LJ"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/y0rB7LJ/Amanda-Bret-Ellis.jpg" alt="Amanda-Bret-Ellis" border="0" /></a>

This file is just a screenshot of her recent FB postings. All performative, nothing of substance.

Oh and added “James Lee” and is reminiscing about her short camper stay she hated and barely stayed in while she went to Texas. Motels are better.

She hides behind a handkerchief, telling protesters not to get identified. I’m sorry have you been to a protest that wasn’t the (white) women’s march like 4 years ago? (She draws her peace signs like BMW logo “Cause that always how I drew them”)

Her whole life is one big performative show. No action, just reposts. And making other people get ACAB tattoos. Wonder is everyone knows about her good friends at the precinct.

No. 983687

>>983673
Ugh sorry, just click the top link and scroll down a bit.

No. 983690

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>>983673
Omg she is so goddamn annoying. Just an excuse for an edited selfie. You know she’s not. leaving the garage to do shit. I really hope her store gets smashed and looted. I can totally see her being racist just riiiiiiiight beneath the surface

No. 983691

>>983690
Thank's Amanda! Without you who knows where us heathens would be. SAGE!

No. 983693

>>983690

Her telling actual protestors how to behave from her parent’s garage is a perfect analogy for how she polices all the identities she consumes: only Amanda knows how to be a real punk, biker, metalhead,, witch, makeup artist, illustrator, embroiderer, screen-printer, knife-maker, freedom fighter… from shit she just googled from her middle class Long Island neighbourhood. Keep it up you total fucking phoney.

No. 983694

>>983693
You forgot: florist, musician, small business owner, friend,ex-girlfriend, lover, fiance, graffiti artist, friend of Erik Cowie, influencer, wig wearer, and daughter.

No. 983699

>>983687
Never mind. Appreciate the caps.

No. 983700

>>983694
>>983690
Really surprised she hasn’t wheeled out any token black friends to further her brand. I can totally see her appropriating black culture/forging friendships for her own edge points whilst also totally not listening or learning anything.

No. 983701

>>983694
You forgot ‘mentor’.
She’s basically a god.

No. 983720

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>>983690
Thats not how those plastic bins are shaped. Obviously she’s filtered to hell

No. 983735

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>>983673
For a second I thought she pretended that picture of the rubber bullet wound was her and it made my head spin lol.

Also WTF with that try-hard bandana. Bitch ain't you like 32.

No. 983738

>>983735

(no surprise) she’s completely missing the point of covering your face if it’s with something that’s so easily distinguishable. what a fucking try-hard dipshit.

No. 983741

>>983690
I was thinking that too. I’d bet there are people on the “southern outlaw” part of her friends list that ARE legit racists. The Eric Cowies of the world don’t strike me as the most racially sensitive bunch.

No. 983784

>>983738
Much kek.

No. 983842

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Oh yeah because you went to neither? She’s been “going” to shows this whole time she’s been living in LI? Uh no.
Also… I like in BK and I haven’t once found out about a protest through fucking Facebook. She’s the ultimate poser for scene points.

No. 983850

>>983842

aside from everyone knowing she won’t actually go, her saying this is really gross and inappropriate. somehow it’s all still about her and how cool and better than everyone else she is.

No. 983863

>>983842

That’s immediately what I thought. No one is fucking INVITING anyone to a protest through Facebook if they are they’re a fucking cop.

No. 983942

>>983850
>>983863
Idk, mind you i don't live in bk anymore but where i am now people have definitely been talking on fb about where and when the protests were going on. No invites tho, but I almost want to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. Not that it really matters, we all know she ain't leaving her dad's garage anyway.

No. 983949

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https://streamable.com/2ad34v

Her newest video. Only talking about herself and how she’s never going to love anyone anymore. And how James is her bff now.

Also had some sort of “accent” (possibly trying to sound tough?) at the beginning and then changes it to be a “lawn-guy-lan” accent at the end.
Plenty of video filters and jumping necklines.

No. 983951

>>983949
I can’t get any sound

No. 983957

https://streamable.com/b6rcf7

Must have had my sound off. Updated link

No. 983958

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Ah yes. Note is the time to speak for all the white women who live at home, with no job… you are the one with the boot on your neck… right. She even said “I made a thing”

No. 983961

>>983958
Basically comparing herself to Kathleen Hannah? The audacity. She fucking wishes she could.

No. 983996

>>983957

Fucking hell she is beyond tiresome. Her family took her back in after she burned her life in Brooklyn down with drugs and general assholery, and now she’s ranting about how she’s been “dicked up and down” by them and the only person who cares for her is her “ex fiancée” who she’s taken to FaceTiming again recently. She is so obviously high as fuck in this video and I’d be surprised if she’s left that garage at all in the past fortnight.

No. 983997

>>983958


Is this moment, a time where people are fighting for the lives of Black people, the right time to quote Kathleen Hannah? Probably not but whatever Amanda!

No. 984000

>>983996

Who tf is she even talking to lol

She's rambling like a tweaker.

No. 984001

>>983957
She goes on and on about helping people. Who has she ever helped?? Ms. Asshat just takes and lies.
I definitely think she is going to the bathroom in jars and living in that garage till her parents come home.

No. 984012

>>984001
Don't they have a shed in they yard? Maybe there's a toilet in there and that's how her parents were able to go on vacation without leaving her keys lol

No. 984013

We have almost 200 mutual friends on Facebook. The majority of my feed is our friends protesting peacefully, getting tear gassed or shot at with rubber bullets. Then I have Amanda; look at my ACAB tattoo. Hey, look at me, I have a bandana on my face in my parents garage. By the way, did everyone know I have an ACAB tattoo?

No. 984020

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Two of my favorite comments so far… the top one was on the black lives matter post.

The second comment is from her super edited Tim burton pic. The “who is this” still makes me laugh.

No. 984029

>>984020

that first comment you shared is my favorite one lmaooo

No. 984074

>>983949 ooof she drunk. all too clearly I can hear the sound of someone trying their hardest to keep the slur from slippin.

side note - didn't she say she was at a dinner with her parents the other day for their 30th? snuck some young-in's champagne glasses? they can't be too far away.

No. 984077

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>>984074
What bars in Long Island are even open right now? And 1 bottle for 15 people? Sad.

No. 984086

She’s talking about an anniversary party for her parents years ago that she went to (pretending to still be married and wearing her engagement ring, since no one in the family knows they’re divorced) the memory must have popped up on her feed and her coke brain didn’t filter that part.

No. 984380

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>>984086
Speaking of engagement ring…. Looks like she's wearing her old one in her latest sad garage concert. I love how she always brags about having the latest iPhone but her videos are the most pixelated garbage you've ever seen

No. 984386

>>984380
Yeehaw love this hick photo, well done anon. This is Amanda’s true self, I can hear her wheezing old crackle voice and hideous laugh. I’m early but can we please include this for next thread collage?

No. 984387

Imagine your parents actually not allowing you inside their home and only offering you a garage and nothing else. You get what you give Amanda.

No. 984398

>>984077
Sounds like she ripped this quote from Pam and Jim from the office.

No. 984419

>>984380
This is also old. From her Bushwick apt. When she could get all coked up and have her own indoor bathroom.

No. 984447

>>984380

the never ending cigarette constantly dangling from either her mouth or her fingers is SO GROSS. not cute, not cool, not edgy, not punk. just gross.

No. 984458

>>984447
Yeah, parading smoking constantly on social media is really fucking lame and even non-cow smokers can recognize that.

No. 984470

>>984447

Watching that cigarette wave around and burn down in the weird little slit that she calls her “kiss pillows” was truly nauseating.
Thanks anon, I hated it.

No. 984472

>>984458
kek like she's an actual smoker so why does she make the effort to display it so much

No. 984492

>>984472
Right? Super nitpick but if you're actually a heavy smoker (which she is) you KNOW how disgusting that shit is. Yeah cigarettes might be the best thing ever but they turn you into a trashcan from your overall scent to your skin. The fact that she's 32 and a walking ashtray but still somehow uses it as an edgy accessory ("my ride or die knows my brand!" "Playin the guitar forgettin about that cig danglin off my mouth yeehaw") is so fucking embarrassing. She's like a hot topic/Urban outfitters/interpunk pinterest board brought to life.

No. 984541

File: 1591549964441.jpeg (551.1 KB, 1194x1736, 6ABBC0E2-ADEE-445E-ADB2-CE2A07…)

Getting called out on her business page

No. 984554

https://ibb.co/qyzhGxg

So apparently she can’t actually take any stance on current events because she too busy repost Clyde photos and throwbacks on her FB. She did take the time to shout out herself for working with Forever 21. Doesn’t that go against everything she stands for? How can she promote small, handmade businesses and then partner with the devil of the fast fashion industry? So she got paid enough for rent for a year? She got photos posted on the F21 page? Doubtful. I saw she got a check from them somewhere so I’m sure it’s true. It’s so embarrassing she thinks that what she did was “cool”

No. 984562

>>984541

has anyone actually seen the designs that she created? she’s been hyping this for ages but has never actually posted a pic and that seems odd considering she posts her shitty ripped designs all the time

No. 984566

>>984562

One of her many lies for attention. Why wouldn't she just post pictures of them? I like how she "can't remember" what she made for them

No. 984567

>>984541
Finally. She’s been totally called out and hasn’t a leg to stand on. Strange that she’s not clapping back at the usual speed of light strike. It’s almost as if she knows she’s in the wrong.

The shout out to herself for F21 deal and the pathetic bragging about dollar and her lawyer is just cringe as fuck.

No. 984575

>>984567
And now that she's been caught here, she's gonna have a hard time just deleting the comments without further clap back. Check Mate?

No. 984587

>>984575
Precisely. She really fucked herself with this one.

No. 984590

File: 1591558619728.jpeg (544.54 KB, 828x1504, D0AF3736-1068-48C8-8D5C-BA8666…)

Oh my god the last comment on her businesses instagram page has got me fucked up

No. 984599

Nothing says end systems of oppression like flaunting your work with a corporation that oppresses people.

No. 984602

>>984590
It’s just funny because her platform is bought Instagram followers. I can’t imagine many people take this broad seriously? Just a few lonely dudes that believe she looks like her photoshopped pictures.

No. 984604

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Too busy editing her face to look like she’s missing a jaw bone, to reply to a business account she doesn’t even use kek

No. 984605

>>984599

The funniest part about that is that forever 21 filed bankruptcy, and Amanda is named as one of their debts that they still owe… so yeaaaa that's another case cracked by lolcow:SVU

https://cases.primeclerk.com/forever21/Home-DownloadPDF?id1=MTIyMDExOA==&id2=0

No. 984611

>>984604
Scamanda at it again

No. 984612

>>984605
Hah nice one anon.

No. 984614

>>984612

Scamanda based offenses are especially heinous (dun dun)

No. 984617

File: 1591563057601.jpeg (725.31 KB, 828x1425, 1ECB3515-3DEC-4066-A252-17C2C7…)

>>984562
Pretty damn basic

No. 984618

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No. 984620

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>>984618
Groundbreaking

No. 984652

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No. 984654

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Someone has had enough of her shit and commented on her recent “song” post

No. 984662

>>984652
I threw up in my mouth.

No. 984669

>>984652
she's not even a good compulsive. 6 & then 4? Her "ADD" or whatever broken diagnosis she's prescribed pills for should hold her to better standards.

No. 984682

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>>984662
If that made you sick read this…

>>984669
I think she’s insinuating double penetration.

No. 984685

File: 1591575581975.jpeg (855.03 KB, 828x1546, 0E61B47C-D41A-40CC-8E67-49D520…)

Nitpicking, but no one who knows anything about graffiti powerwashes before “its first graff”. You buff it with paint. I really want someone to write “I faked cancer” on her rolldown gate.

No. 984693

>>984685
This bitch out here looking like GFNYC lol

Agreed anon, that roll down gate would look great with some straight letters exposing her ass.

No. 984699

File: 1591578285804.jpeg (772.51 KB, 3464x3464, 2FA2BECD-8913-4CD2-9BAD-7B8B0A…)

Big Smeagol vibes

No. 984703

>>984699

The infamous engagement ring aka "my precious"

No. 984715

>>984685

With just the slightest bit of encouragement I might be able to make that happen for you

No. 984757

>>984715
Please, anon

No. 984783

>>984715
Sis we are begging you from across the globe here. You have the power. You can do great things

No. 984823

>>984715
i would donate in a heartbeat to make this happen if there was a gofundme for this lol

No. 984829

>>984715
P L E A S E

No. 984878

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No. 984904

File: 1591650062208.jpeg (165.66 KB, 640x1136, 4CB26039-B7FA-4A77-A747-17DAEF…)

If you would like to report Amanda, these are the steps. Good work guys!!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 984935

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Someone made bootleg TK change his FB to includes ONLY this post, but removed her tag from the caption.

No. 985013

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Apparently she knows nothing about this page.

No. 985016

File: 1591670675596.jpeg (484.66 KB, 828x1057, 57166D22-63AF-44AD-B2EE-D73E11…)

Elective surgeries can resume in NY so she has no reason to not be getting surgery now. Fake cancer magically healed itself with whiskey, Marlboro reds and living in a garage?

No. 985043

>>984904

Is this a comment on her IG?

No. 985057

>>985043

On the latest post on her business page

No. 985078

File: 1591687733402.jpeg (409.24 KB, 750x1001, 24C6AC8F-A0B1-4B5B-BD40-8F2335…)

Hmmm ok.

No. 985079

>>985078

I cannot get over the fact that she really lives in the garage. The background of the photos kills me.

No. 985151

>>985013

A priority of mine is to find out what happened to money me and my friends (OUR FRIENDS) donated to your “cancer” fund.

No. 985167

>>985078

When was she ever abandoned? She is literally living with her parents that never stop caring for her, with her ex husband of 10+ years who has an inability to leave her. Fuckoutofhere.

No. 985221

>>985167
TRUTH. If anything, she’s the one that abandons people in her life when she gets bored

No. 985356

>>985167
As a child who was abandoned by both of their parents and has been dealing with it for decades i am horrifically offended by Mandas claim. I want to also point out that being abandoned has made me an actual independent and strong person and more genuinely empathetic….traits that at this point she couldn’t even grow into with therapy (if she were going and putting in the real work) that she claims to have so much of in every gd post.

No. 985373

>>985356
Very well said. Speaking from experience, people with genuine mental health problems and trauma usually don’t go around bragging about them for attention. (Unless, of course, they have bpd, which Amanda obviously does).

No. 985461

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(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 985468

>>985461
nice cowtipping, linleyraecampbell@gmail.com

No. 985469

>>985461
What’s this?

No. 985475

>>985468

How do you know it’s cow tipping? People must call her out, no?

No. 985478

>>985475
She literally has her full name in her email she included in her post & the response is from justnow

No. 985502

>>985468
Been an awful lot of cowtipping in here as of late tbh.
>>984715
>>984904
I know we all want to see Amanda get her just deserts for faking cancer and being a shitbag scammer, but cowtipping isn't the way.

No. 985551

File: 1591791347437.jpeg (330.14 KB, 828x1342, 84F41E78-7DA3-4CC3-9024-F11B88…)

She’s calls her crotch “Lucifer” (uck vomit). She keeps reposting other people’s Antifa stuff on her page, with no sentiment. Just for the look. Hasn’t once distanced herself or her store from the confederate flag flying “motorpickle” scene.

But I guess mega edited photos from last year are good too. Her “ex-fiancé” called her out for this pic last year and she deleted it. Wonder if he’ll like it this year!

No. 985554

>>985551
Thanks for the FB update anon.

>big ass yard

She just can’t help constantly bragging, can she?

Anything else on there giving Cowie clues?

No. 985557

>>985554
Yes. She’s talking like a yokel again.

No. 985562

>>985557
Caps caps caps…please?

No. 985567

File: 1591796075006.jpeg (537.94 KB, 750x1086, 82EA47D7-22E5-4255-8CE8-CAD4DC…)

>>985551
I love the obvious butt edit lol. So annoying how she gives herself such obviously fake curves.

Also… she’s been steady posting at least once an hour for nine hours now. It’s 9:33am in New York. Is she nocturnal or on a lot of drugs?

No. 985571

>>985551
She's acting like this is cool when she's just…. Smoking naked in her parents back garden. Like you're posting naked in the pool but your parents are looking out the window like, she's doing it again

No. 985576

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No. 985577

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No. 985578

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>>985562
Shooting. Squirrels.

No. 985580

>>971778
>>985576
Interesting. So it’s still on. In a pretend sense at least.

No. 985581

Thanks for the caps anon/s.
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No. 985597

File: 1591803659942.jpeg (255.4 KB, 828x901, 54655362-E61C-4E8D-BF23-70071F…)

I guess her parents are home and decided to let her out of the garage kek

No. 985603

Why does she always act like others accomplishments are her own?

Seriously, she's acting like she's leaning back living the good life when she's a 30 something living in her parents garage during a pandemic that is going to close that pitiful shop her ex pays for.

No. 985646

>>985577
>Posting RTJ lyrics when Killer Mike literally made a speech about doing things sensibly and not destroying everything

No. 985825

>>985646
Yea a dude who's been a long time advocate for racial justice would love her try-hard hillbilly ass lol. This bitch needs to research who she's mindlessly quoting to look cool.

No. 985827

File: 1591843194257.jpg (1.69 MB, 1725x7487, 0001.jpg)

Latest cocaine fueled blog post

No. 985835

>>985827

the insane, long winded, pretentious theatrics of her boring af life are really getting out of hand. someone get this girl a diary and off the internet.

No. 985836

>>985827

silent during the largest civil rights uprising in history, yet performative once something traumatic effects her AKA gr8 content

No. 985840

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>>985836
But she’s been reposting so many punk ACAB FTP things. That means she’s “woke” Like here where she’s thinks she’s schooling someone on who SHARPs are. It’s barely performative.

No. 985843

>>985840

so she watched this is england like once and is an expert now.

“boneheads is what we kill” lmao this is a lot of posturing for a grown-ass woman living in her parents garage because she’s not allowed in the house.(lrn2sage)

No. 985923

>>985843

I fr can't get over this. Amanda Shafmayer/Bret/Labozetta, 32, owner operator of 3 successful businesses in Brooklyn, lives in her daddy's garage because she's such a shitshow who don't know how to act her parents have to lock her bum ass out the house when they go on vacation. Legit they just got back and she immediately starts posting pictures from outside the garage. Did they lock her ass in there should we call cps lol

No. 985940

>>985827
She posted about her friend dying in the caption of a topless in bed selfie. I scrolled back to look because the timing seemed off to me. I thought I remembered her being out on long Island, or saying she was moving, before that. But all of the throwback photos make it so hard to keep the timeline straight.

No. 986006

>>985923
Lolol well her parents gotta lock her ass out like a fucking junkie. I don’t blame em! I wouldn’t trust her around my shit either. I’m sure they had Johnny come to let her shower/feed her and bring her smokes/booze/drugs so she wouldn’t destroy the garage.(newfaggotry)

No. 986072

File: 1591900551705.jpeg (637.55 KB, 1125x1242, AD9D6448-61F5-4D7C-87AB-67CDA2…)

Oh so she hasn’t forgotten

No. 986099

>>986072
Conveniently scheduled as soon as elective surgeries are available again.

No. 986108

File: 1591905458301.jpeg (373.01 KB, 828x2712, 61682AD4-2E21-472A-87A2-74ED5D…)

Still trying to convince everyone she cares about this guy and it’s not just for FB attention.

No. 986184

>>986099

Extra funny because cancer surgery is considered life-saving therefore was never stopped during the lockdown, no doctor would let anyone's cancer just spread for 3 months

No. 986209

>>986184
It spread to be closer to her nipple… (supposedly) which she made in an “emotional” video in the exam room WHO DOES THAT?

No. 986245

>>986209

Someone starved for attention who also wants to not have to refund that gofundme money she most likely already spent on dumb shit?

No. 986303

File: 1591932582754.jpeg (835.45 KB, 828x1668, 9CFA842B-1599-4896-88AE-20EE38…)

No filter in the garage. Nitpicking but why does she always talk about her brows when they always looks the same? What I want to know is what the fuck she thinks cleaning from the inside with Fireball does.

No. 986313

>>986303
The glasses holding down her giant nose, lord save my fukkin sides! Not a smooth edit either, hoe has jowls on the first and a rogue cheek worm on the second. No filters, just shit editing.

No. 986315

>>986303
Even her pores are tinier than EVER. So smol. Such admirable traits. Goals.
/s

No. 986320

>>986303

She really needs to stop doing this retarded pursing of her lips, or at least use some kind of chapstick because her KiSs PiLlOwS look like dried up deli meat.

No. 986490

File: 1591984540907.jpeg (373.07 KB, 750x694, B4899B7B-549D-40BE-A35A-8F4C09…)

Parents are home so she’s finally able to take pics in her old room again kek. Can’t believe they gave her the junkie treatment and locked her out when they were gone on vacation. If I were her I would feel absolutely mortified

No. 986533

Must be nice to never work and just mooch for a living. Piece of shit.

No. 986558

>>986490
Why the Robert Frost quote? Wow you’re so smart.

No. 986612

>>986558
Because she's a pretentious asshat.

No. 986617

File: 1592007041720.jpeg (142.28 KB, 1125x966, D1DFCC5D-0A69-48D5-811D-CC99B0…)

Having no life prospects and living in your parents garage can really work some magic on your appearance. That, and being internally stunted at 16 years old.

No. 986619

>>986490
I mean, that really was the case, wasn’t it? Kek. Her parents locked up the house and left asshat bumhoe in the garage.

>>986313
You sent me. My word. I cannot.

No. 986621

File: 1592007698761.jpeg (83.66 KB, 828x268, 5F4381D8-AFA5-4641-8F24-9E96A3…)

“I’m going to do it with a butter knife” is now “I’m nervous”

No. 986630

>>986617
But she’s 32. I don’t know if she’s just dumb and doesn’t remember her age or what

No. 986631

File: 1592009279952.jpeg (48.53 KB, 750x275, C2A78AE0-2C1E-4A63-9EBB-EB121F…)

Her last boyfriend aka Tiger King guy. RIP that relationship

No. 986635

File: 1592009996946.jpeg (482.1 KB, 750x1126, CE6C9AB2-4DFD-4F1F-921B-633612…)

Wonder what doctor is actually prescribing this documented addict this shit. John’s pharmacist should be arrested.

No. 986638

File: 1592010079893.jpeg (136.37 KB, 750x449, 1759C5D3-62F2-47AC-BBA9-5256DF…)

Samefag as last post but her ana-chan baiting is so ducking stupid. We all know she’s porky as fuck IRL. Miserable amount of likes/asspats on this post too rofl.

No. 986645

>>986635
You mean his father?

No. 986649

>>986635
Now that she's allowed in the house again, could someone direct this dusty bitch to a bathroom so she washes her giant hands, she gonna get that grime all over her sextoys and next thing you know she getting a yeast infection that will magically turn into ovarian cancer.

No. 986650

>>986635
Yeahhhh (after a quick google search) liquid benzos are typically a) name brand and b) in dark bottles to prevent degradation of the chemicals c) administered by a dropper. She bought some garbage street shit from her coke dealer.

No. 986656

>>986650
It can also be injected (like Ativan). I've heard of liquid Valium as well, but never saw any of that shit in spray bottles, especially clear.

No. 986668

File: 1592017044786.jpeg (550.8 KB, 828x708, E0A43048-DB3C-4EC0-93EE-B6039E…)

Oh maybe it keeps coming up because you keep posting it. She’s the opposite of subtle.

No. 986672

File: 1592017795501.jpeg (Spoiler Image,804.58 KB, 828x1437, 5F7C600A-BA25-409F-855A-A85152…)

Wow how curvy you are with a shit ton of editing

No. 986673

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>>986672
kek for zero curves IRL

No. 986677

>>986635
Kek they have spray nozzles like perfume or breath spray. Wtf is up with this idiot??

No. 986682

>>986672

Her hands look DISGUSTING. I know it's mostly tattoos but holy shit, they're just gross.

No. 986687

>>986672
Yea your weight fluctuating this much, esp after a certain age is gonna make your tattoos blow up, what tf is she even tryna brag about now? I mean we talking about the idiot who thinks she's too good for sunscreen even tho she's literally covered in tattoos. This dumb bitch.

No. 986695

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She somehow knows how to ride but is still taking lessons. This bitch does not get up to 100mph on the L.I.E. Her father doesn’t ride with her, he tows her fat ass around on the back so she can take selfie for scene points.

No. 986701

>>986695
Yeah remember the video of her scooting her dad’s bike into the garage and she kept complaining about how she was slipping on her bare feet and how much trouble she was having? She can’t even do that, let alone ride the thing for a mile. No way her dad would let her ride the bike herself

No. 986718

spray bottles of alprazolam (xanax) which she didn’t list. and clonazepam…rarely prescribed together…never in liquid form. odd flex/shout out to her plug????(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 986748

Saged for tinfoil but who else reckons there was some grandpappy Schafmayer incest going on when she was a kid? She has an unreasonable preoccupation with that man.

No. 986751

>>986748

I have joked with friends that she definitely acts in love with her dad. Don't get grandpa vibes but her dad? Come on

No. 986753

>>986751

Definitely get weird vibes about gramps and pops. Maybe she’s just taking her trailer trash cosplay really seriously.

No. 986773

There are videos she posted a while ago where her dad is cutting meat and she's talking to him like "you know how to do it right don't you daddy?" Or something like that. Like in a porn voice it's so weird

No. 986775

>>986635
There’s no way these can be prescription. No dosage info on the label, no child safety cap. What rx comes in a bottle with a decorative silver cap? This reminds me of the time there was a shot of an orange pill bottle in one of her videos and some hero on the previous lolcow thread zoomed in and the label was old and rubbed off and she just wrote “AnXIEtY” on it.

No. 986785

File: 1592053220201.jpeg (630.74 KB, 1125x1436, FE7364DA-4E75-4771-BBEC-0F2B95…)

The guy on the right is the cop she's fawning over and promoting in that post of her business page

No. 986787

File: 1592053310090.jpeg (651.5 KB, 1125x1677, D5EB0F38-F01B-4607-9EA9-888FBB…)

Here is a comment from that same cop on a post on his ig page. Acting like he's neutral in all of this but repeating a "what about black on black crime" talking point often used by the far right. Not all cops Amanda?

No. 986806

>>986787
she has an ACAB HAND TATTOO you know!!! she means BuSiNeSs, definitely not a bootlicker.

this entire piggy comment makes me want to throw up.

No. 986879

File: 1592066659808.png (4.47 MB, 828x1792, 53616F6C-9CAF-41D3-B9F6-6A308C…)

He doesn’t like his face on the internet or he doesn’t want YOU posting pictures of him? So many disclaimers about their relationship.

No. 986890

>>986879
Interesting choice of censoring tactic considering how she’s fat shamed him for years…

No. 986898

>>986879
So she covered his face but what is she covering with the frying pan?

No. 986927

>>986638
…sis we see your body. We see how your parents react to you. You're not some Ana chan. If they did have this conversation it would be "she's doing good! She ate a sandwich!" Bc you ate something other than tinned hotdogs and 5 pounds of butter

No. 987005

>>987003
Was just about to post this. She makes me cringe-gag.

What’s the betting she’s ripped the cue straight through the baize on more than one occasion?

No. 987008

File: 1592085971657.jpeg (583.61 KB, 750x1102, 11A72751-342A-430C-BF2D-35EC22…)

>>987005
The comment I was replying to has gone.

Was about this cap…

No. 987009

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Has anyone ever told her no one care how much her chains weigh or that the more details she gives about her try-hard outfits, the more insufferable she looks?

No. 987010

>>987005

Forgot to crop icon in og cap so i just reposted it lol. Sorry for multi posting.

Can't get enough of badass ride or die manda in her natural element, I'm glad she's back at her usual shenanigans.

No. 987018

File: 1592087749237.jpeg (256.45 KB, 828x810, B76C3DB7-4014-4119-BAEC-17864C…)

She’s blocked on both FB accounts. Maybe she’ll do more IG live videos straight from the garage

No. 987024

>>987008

What did the comment say?

No. 987032

File: 1592090504961.jpeg (266.86 KB, 828x1428, D2422142-4BAC-4E5A-A7B7-B0D991…)

Grab your popcorn folks

No. 987035

>>987032
Excellent. I have been waiting for this car crash.

No. 987074

File: 1592100899285.jpeg (86.86 KB, 828x328, 5FAFB4F1-7BEB-44BA-B73A-7DCDB1…)

Spending that sweet goFundMe money on used makeup.

No. 987090

>>987074
Who tf buys used makeup in the middle of a pandemic

No. 987256

>>987032
What did she get banned for?

No. 987439

File: 1592178246725.jpeg (698.65 KB, 828x1102, FA964DC5-860D-48B1-92B2-872F86…)

>>987256
This is all she posted… nothing very clear

No. 987444

File: 1592178701409.jpeg (208.25 KB, 1201x1060, 6C96AC17-7818-4DC9-B011-0486E7…)

It’s cool. We know you’re talking about John. Who else would be on their way over to see you? Someone your trying to dodge you or the person who lives with you that you treat like garbage?

No. 987468

>>987444
I’ve been confused about this for a minute. Is John in reference to her her “ex-husband”? He doesn’t live in the garage with her does he? I swear I read this thread with dedication but she’s so messy

No. 987496

>>987468
Yes. She lives at her parents house. She’s claimed he is an “essential worker” at his parents pharmacy in BK, but stays at her house in Medford, LI for some unknown reason

No. 987583

>>987444
I can't stop trying to rationalize her behaviour as mental illness or generally unable to be aware of how shitty she is because I just can't.

No. 987636

>>987496
Thank you anon for shedding light on this strange arrangement!

No. 987643

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>>987439
I guess this is what she was banned for? Maybe people are just reporting her? No idea.

No. 987645

>>987583

Seriously. According to everything she's been showing about him, Johnny just seems like a super cheesy, sweet and caring (but also spineless tbh) dude. Why does she constantly have to be such a cunt to him? Does he actually enjoy being treated like this? I know some men do, but it's usually more in a fetish or kink type shit, the way she talks to/about him only comes off flat out emotionally abusive, no matter how much she love bombs him or tries to make it look like playful teasing. She's fucking awful.

No. 988059

>>987643
I wonder if this is a subtle sarcastic nod to her ex thatgingerbastard who seemingly is in a new emo band that is in fact, relatively decent.

No. 988075

Yeah, all I can figure is that Johnny was legit sheltered back then and Amanda hadn’t achieved full “Amanda-mode” yet. Her life is in shambles now kek. She’s an alcoholic/addict whose parents lock her out of the actual house when they go on vacation. I bet she is the thorn in Johnny’s parents’ back.

No. 988102

>>988075
>>987645
She’s also a spiteful cunt on a power trip. Apart from the droids who seemingly do her bidding i.e. delivering free booze and smokes to her parents house where she sometimes lives in a garage, everyone else just laughs at her, so he’s the lapdog by proxy.

No. 988114

>>987643

I think that’s just how Facebook tells you you’re blocked from posting something new

No. 988387

File: 1592410288803.jpeg (475.42 KB, 828x1443, 4072B68E-EC09-4058-95FA-8E586F…)

Don’t worry everyone… she’s eating like a horse again. “Good thing she’s eating” Give me a break. Eating ice cream floats and heavy casseroles.
https://streamable.com/u3ufp4

No. 988682

Does anyone have a screen shot of Clyde in a Michael Vick jersey that Amanda made him wear with a series of angry comments from her dad typing in all caps “GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THAT”?

No. 988741

>>988059
What’s his new band?

No. 988781

File: 1592454032535.jpeg (210.62 KB, 745x461, 6703A452-A410-4BF2-A4E1-D9B890…)

>>988682
Could only find remnants of it here….

No. 988888

>>988781
Thanks Anon!
She’s lying about the details however. Clyde was wearing a clean, rip free Vick Jersey that was just his size and her father went off on her for several comments.

No. 989221

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No. 989226

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No. 989253

>>989226

wow she truly is just 100% tasteless and tactless. gross.

No. 989319

>>989226
Dad expects John to police her antics. So who is in charge of her? Nobody? Oh Lordy. It’s worse than Britney Spears…except no one makes money off of Manda. Not even her

No. 989324

>>989226
I like how her mother “@leemarie68” laughs.

No. 989329

>>989319

Looks like that was 2013 so they were probably still together. Not surprising that her dad would assume men should control their women.

No. 989369

>>989221

Anon delivers!!

No. 989371

>>989226
>>989253
I'm not American so can someone please explain the context of this for me?
Is there something controversial about this player or something? Why is her dad so angry, it's just a shirt

No. 989373

>>989371

Michael Vick is a very famous and wealthy football player that enjoyed running dog fighting rings. He would make dogs fight to the death, he would torture small bait dogs by throwing them into pits for dogs to tear apart alive. Dogs that would lose a number of fights were either hung and electrocuted to death. Funny right?

No. 989417

>>989221
That's it i hate her.

No. 989422

File: 1592568903726.jpeg (263.68 KB, 793x668, 79E92C35-0CD8-4CD7-AB79-AFD0BD…)

Anyone know any info about this? Her “employee” is being accused of rape. Would love to see how she handles this. On the Schafmayer IG.
His IG is “alonewolf666” but it’s private.

No. 989425

>>989371
Not tryna be a cunt but could you not have googled it?

No. 989426

>>989422
I wish she’d hop on there and start going off. I’ll follow him and take one for the team.

No. 989427

>>989422
Idk about the tattoo artist but it’s telling that those critical comments are still up and unaddressed on her BUSINESS page, a week later. Really shows how professional she is, freaking out over being banned from her personal Facebook while her “livelihood” comes into serious public question.

No. 989430

>>989425
Not the same anon but I’m not American nor a fan of sports so I just thought it was her dad jersey… we don’t know the context of it.

No. 989431

File: 1592571127008.jpeg (359.4 KB, 828x867, C0F4323B-B4CC-4314-814C-0B3084…)

This is also on the post of him on the shop page

>>989427
You would think with no access to her multiple blocked FBs, she would be all over IG, posting badly edited naked photos she makes John in the backyard, and smoking in “her” shed.
She’s avoiding IG for a reason. She won’t NOT get called out if she went on posting like normal at this point. Or maybe she’s busy getting ready for her boring non-cancerous elective surgery (which usually requires you not to smoke before and after for healing purposes)

No. 989433

>>989427
She's the only person I've known that magically can operate a non-profitable storefront in Brooklyn and still some how afford the rent(guessing Johnny's family owns the unit or building). How the system hasn't managed to shut her down, how she can get away having a retail shop openly smell like weed…people still paying money for her middle school shop class quality trash is mind boggling.

No. 990798

Is there a new thread? Sorry, if I missed it.

No. 990845

File: 1592773517200.png (1.08 MB, 828x1792, E7F9B649-18B8-464C-A760-FE4A08…)

>>990798
No new thread… just no new info.
She does still need someone to paint her rolldown with “I faked cancer” I mean BLM

No. 990888

File: 1592775269023.png (3.83 MB, 750x1334, 89AA4BDC-D7E3-4DD0-BDD1-E30BEC…)

She got her dad three packs of juul pods for Father’s Day I’m crying

No. 990958

>>990888
class act

No. 990976

File: 1592781414237.jpeg (276.51 KB, 828x1500, C8F4A501-8FA7-4497-9C37-607979…)

Kek there’s literally no one in the tri-state area who can help her “heal” after her surgery in her parents house with her “ex” husband? What about all those people bringing you Fireball and bootleg spray Xanax?

No. 991095

>>990845

Have the paint on standby and have been scoping out the shop. Had a bunch of neighborhood guys playing dominos near the shop last time I cruised by. Don't think I've forgotten about you guys(cowtipping)

No. 991150

>>991095
Hehe, nice(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 991216

>>991095
Fucking love to see it(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 991249

>>991095
Bless you(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 991310

>>991095

Love you, anon x(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 991403

>>990976
https://streamable.com/6gdl2m

Her stories yesterday on FB.
-giving dad juul pods for Father’s Day (what no handmade garage arts and crafts, Manda?)
-Moving back to BK in August
-paint my store for me
-has a bfff staying with her after surgery?

No. 991411

>>991403
Anon who's been talking all that jazz about hitting her roll down gate batter make it happen soon. God i wish I still lived in BK, I used to know some goons who would've done it for half an 8 ball and minimal begging.(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 991788

>>991411

Seriously! I still know goons like that, I just don’t live in BK. Hope it happens. What a gift.(encouraging cowtipping)

No. 992574

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My favorite part of her new story is her father’s face becoming a victim of her filter

No. 992608

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Ok so thursday it is

No. 992660

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https://streamable.com/1shouw

Vid from this morning
-it’s says her weight is 145 even though she tries to cover it (she doesn’t cover her phone number tho)
-more “dancing necklaces“ super edited video
-bothering her father while driving
-yelling about cops and giving them a middle finger from the passenger seat
-getting blood tests for her “cancer” surgery

No. 992711

I wanna fuck her dad and become her step mom(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 992730

>>971778
>>992608
Who tf has someone take a photo during this? Oh yeah…Scamanda.

She’s still calling it cancer then? Joker.

No. 992764

>>992660
lol i was wondering if anyone could catch her weight on there. when she posts, she constantly talks about how much she weighs - usually says something like 105-115 - so why wouldn't she just show on her paper how much she weighs? oh right… probably because she lies about her weight. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being 5'4" & 145 lbs. She should just own it.

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Today in "shit that totally happened"

No. 992766

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imagine being in your 30’s and lying about interactions that definitely didn’t happen just to make yourself seem ever so slightly more interesting

No. 992804

>>992766

I’m not antifa, sir, I just cosplay as one. Some of my best friends are actually cops!

No. 992812

>>992766
She’s done nothing to contribute to anything during the protests to help, no donations, no business deal to send money to a charity. In fact she relapsed, got drunk and complained about how hard her life was from the garage. She doesn’t even know one brooklyn person to write some performative BS on her storefront. She’s not Antifa, she’s a fraud

No. 993067

>>992608
Her eyelids look like a ball sac lmao

No. 993074

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Because you’re cousins….You don’t have a sister. kek this facial editing. She’s so dumpy in real life. It must be so disappointing to see.

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When your shadow don’t lie tho

No. 993751

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Wasn’t going to show her scar for privacy reasons… pretty sure we’ve all seen literally her whole tits and more. Not to mention the face fucking “specialty” vids she sells of herself

No. 993819

Here is my token black person who I am using to show how woke I am by painting something on a gate and doing nothing else

No. 993839

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>>993751
Weak, weak, weak. Her excuses are lame. Her cancer is not real. It’s a benign lump.

Love that her ‘sister’ is looking down the lens, but she’s looking at herself.

No. 993887

Cackling at her belief that anyone who knows her in person is going to go to bat for her and “set the record straight”. everyone who knows you in person IS setting the record straight right here you moron. And yes hundreds of people having an issue with you and similar stories being echoed over and over again must just be lies and slander. Also convenient time to decide all of a sudden that showing your tits on the internet is an invasion of your privacy.. you literally have a pic where you’re censoring your nipple with a picture of your nipple. Coward toxic lying bitch. Hope the doctor slips putting that real scalpel in for your real surgery and pierces an artery.(a-log)

No. 993918

"I like my cancer like I like my allyship…..performative"

No. 993963

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Her IG story is of her walking down the hallways of a cancer screening center saying “IM JUST A BIG DUMB FRAUD” over and over …

No. 993985

>>993963 >>993887
we're getting to her. we'd see the cracks in that shiny exterior too if she didn't facetune them out.

No. 994000

Cancer anon here, I posted in the last thread. This isn't a thread I frequent but I just saw it while scrolling and felt compelled to comment because….HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STILL CLAIMING TO HAVE CANCER AND STILL HASNT GOTTEN THE SURGERY??
I know that you guys don't care to have me blogpost about my experience during this pandemic, but as someone who has cancer, literally none of my procedures have been canceled or rescheduled. In fact, cancer patients are top priority when receiving services. There is no question, she's lying. Her lump is benign. Additionally, is she claiming that she'll be receiving radiation or any follow-up procedures? Normally they don't just surgically remove a malignant tumor and send you on your way. If its malignant they generally do some sort of radiation therapy to the surrounding tissue to make sure it doesn't come back.

No. 994005

Anyone see her last video? She recorded the nurse explaining the procedure to her. Not really sure what to make of it. Honestly even if she is actually sick doesn’t the fact that you’ve literally lied so much about so many things that people are inclined to think it’s the case with this as well? Girl who cried wolf to the 10000th power. Also maybe stop chain smoking and doing drugs if you actually have cancer I don’t know.

No. 994013

>>994005

I haven't watched it, but what does the nurse say? I have no doubt she has a benign cyst that needs to be removed. But I don't believe it's actually cancerous.

No. 994053

how long after her surgery before she starts referring to herself as a survivor?

No. 994059

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>>971778
>>993918
Lol anon

>>994005
>>994013
The video with the nurse was her trying to slip in the word ‘cancer’ and have it replied to in the positive. So, turns out clinician is doing a scan before her surgery, but Scamanda tries to ramp it up of course
>is it like another biopsy?
>no, no it’s much simpler than that.

She did slip in the word cancer, as in, “so when they are removing the cancer…” and the nurse replies “yes because…”.

I’m still convinced it’s a benign tumour and that’s why it hasn’t been treated urgently.
And as for the reeeing about being at a cancer centre, filming every sign with the word cancer on it… girl, not only cancer is treated at a cancer centre.

Fact is, you have a thread here cause you have absolute, total form in being a lying cunt and you irritate the shit out of us, and your real life ‘friends’.

Lastly…that filter. That fucking filter. Kek.

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>>993963
https://streamable.com/tzsx46

The vid if anyone is interested. Sounds like she’s getting a SAVI Scout procedure, which could be done for lumps cancer.Pie or not. To get it it has to be IN ITS EARLY STAGES and it has to be tiny. Clementine sized tumor you’ve had for 5 years what?! Why hasn’t she seen an oncologist for post surgery checkups or chemo/radiation? You don’t just see a surgeon for fucking cancer. Also what level is it? She’s so full of shit.

No. 994124

>>993074
lmao amanda shooped her a matching pointy chin. what the fuck.

No. 994125

Didn't know it was possible to have elliptically-shaped irises that look like fruit stickers

No. 994136

Sage for blogpost but last year I had a lump in my breast that needed imaging and then a biopsy and I did all my testing at a cancer center…it was benign. They send you to the breast cancer center because those places specialize in breast health. She is only fooling people who haven't gone through any kind of lump imaging. Idiot.

No. 994160

>>994136
Same anon (sage) I had a lump, that turned out to be nothing, but I still needed to visit breast cancer specialists AKA a friggin oncologist (and also my mothers doctor because she had breast cancer and I know what it looks like to get treated) to figure that out. It’s belittling to people who know that it’s really like. You CAN’T smoke before or after surgery, it impedes healing so much. No one would tell her that’s not true.

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Semi off topic of cancer but her bio say “Long Island occasionally” She has been there since over a year at this point. Who is she kidding!
NYC forever? I thought it was Austin? Or RVA? Miami when? When your husband’s family lets you go when you annoy him enough? kek

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hates documenting this, yet documents every tiny, mundane thing that happens throughout her uneventful days

No. 994209

>>994206

if i were that nurse i would be so mad if i found out she had been filming our convo w/o asking first

No. 994228

Has anyone ever been in her company while she’s doing her candid camera shit? It seems like it would be so odd and obvious to see somebody randomly with their phone up and pointed at them, but yet people - even her family, and poor sad John - seem to fall for it still

No. 994902

>>994228
I’ve only been around her when she tries to take a selfie. She would be off somewhere posing, taking dozens of selfies in a variety of different poses. For every selfie she posts, I’m betting it was only one of two dozen.

No. 995085

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updated bio to include miami???? lmao the lies and delusions just keep on comin

No. 995087

>>994902
>>994228

I'm dying to hear more IRL experiences with her. I had a friend who used to occasionally relay stories of her disastrous bar behavior.

also - those painted black eyebrows are TOO FUCKING MUCH. it looks like she hit them with liquid eyeliner.

No. 995095

>>995085
Looks like she took away the “Long Island occasionally” that she had up yesterday.

No. 995137

I've known Amanda for years when she first got to Brooklyn as a skinny little emo chick that would hang out underage at various Williamsburg bars. I don't know her closely or would even call her a friend. All I have to say is that it must have been the drugs or whatever but she used to be a shy little thing, fast forward I see her at a bar years later and it was a complete 180 degrees from when I first met her. Just loud and sloppy looking complete psycho out of her mind. I felt bad for her but now knowing all of this fake cancer shit this chick needs to be held accountable for stealing ~ Such a lowlife wannabe.

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>>995264
She listed her team if any anons feel like vetting them.

No. 995282

>>995264
A lumpectomy doesn’t necessarily mean cancer. If it is actually cancer, she’ll be going for radiation after the lumpectomy.

No. 995303

>>995282
Or she would at least have mentioned an oncologist. You know… a cancer doctor. Surgeons only do surgery. She hasn’t ever claimed what level her tumor was found at… all thing that anyone with a cancerous tumor would know about. Guess she didn’t read the right article on how to lie about it….

No. 995331

>>995281
Conveniently left out the findings

No. 995466

Still dying to know what happened with Cowie. Were any farmers connected with him on FB? I know someone was posting caps a while back. I see Scam is no longer following the State Farm chick she was kissing the ass of. OK just dropped out but…why.

No. 995526

Man I have many friends that had this procedure. They went to breast specialists but it was in no way a cancer. She’s so ridiculous kek

No. 995539

>>995281

Everyone in the comments kissing her ass, telling her she's so strong/badass/an inspiration and fuck them anonymous haters who don't believe her super real cancer.

A mess lol

No. 996006

>>995281

She deliberately cropped out the “findings” area because it likely said it was excision of a small benign mass that wasn’t a fucking cancerous clementine like she was claiming.

No. 996008

How long til she adds “cancer survivor” to the ridiculous descriptors in her insta bio?

No. 996010

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>>995281

From Brian’s bio.

No. 996027

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Makeup no filly!

No. 996032

>>996027
She already removed the caption from this post lol

No. 996037

>>996027

this entire post is embarrassing especially given that her last post was right after surgery for “””cancer””” like a benign lump still sucks, why lie?

there are a handful of doctors in my family and i asked them about cancer + smoking and they all said that while it’s not ~mandatory you quit, you’re HIGHLY encouraged to do whatever it takes to quit, it’s explained to you that it lowers your survival chances, and is just pretty shameful tbh.

No. 996040

>>996037

Not to mention - fake cancer or not - that with any surgery they strongly recommend that you stop smoking before and after because it affects healing.

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She’s claiming 40 cigarettes a day since she was 12. Grim.

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>>996032

She updated it to beg for social contact using her parents’ swimming pool as bait whilst re-emphasising that she just had surgery.

No. 996056

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Interesting comment reply by Amanda on her recent text post. I wonder if folks in BK are starting to catch on to her?

No. 996058

>>996010

also, this procedure was done under local anesthetic. if any kind of invasive cancer were suspected, she would also likely be receiving an axillary node biopsy to assess the surrounding tissue for cancer, which requires general anesthesia.

the only exception would be ductal carcinoma in situ (aka stage 0), but you know her compulsive oversharing ass would be name dropping that + her drug regimen if it were her Dx. interested to see if she'll name drop any drugs or radiation for adjuvant treatment.

of course, she lurks the shit out of this board (see: removal of long island occasionally); let's see if any of this pops up.

No. 996133

>>995085
Slightly off-topic and you might need to adjust your tinfoil hats for this one. Has the odd wording and font choice of her profile description been brought up before?

"born during the storm"

I'm not sure which storm is The Storm, I think she's most likely referring to the drama trope of a character born during A storm. More peculiar though is her choice of font face. This looks like Old English or some form of Blackletter which is widely and often mistakenly used by white nationalists and neo-nazis as a throwback to the Fraktur typeface that was in wide use in Germany before and during the nazi regime. Don't believe me? Google "nazi font" for the history lesson, and check out the font that infamous white nationalist/anti-semitic/neo-nazi website Stormfront.org uses as its title face.

Am I suggesting that Amanda has inserted some sort of coded racist message in her profile? No, I doubt she's that clever. However, I do think it speaks more to her habits of plucking little bits of "culture" or "style" that she deems as cool or cool looking on the surface and re-appropriating them into whatever monstrous sculpture that is her online persona.

No. 996160

Okay I haven’t read every comment about Amanda’s procedure, but a lot of women commonly have cysts in their breasts that need to be removed surgically. I’ve had it done, if that’s all that’s really happening she’s just a piece of shit.

No. 996164

>>996160
Sameanon but I really do suspect that’s what’s going on.

No. 996196

>>996164

Yep, same here. Had a breast lump removed three years ago and it’s very common and truly nbd. Really intrigued to see what the “findings” area she cropped out says.

No. 996343

>>996133

That’s REALLY interesting, anon. I completely agree about the last bit—probably too dumb to be that underhanded, but definitely that 7th grade to crib bits of “style” for scene points. And absolutely so stupid to not look far enough into anything to realize the origins of what she’s stealing, good or bad.

No. 996402

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Long time listener, first time commenter.

Take a deep breath as I guide you through some personal views that are in no way factual but hopefully considered as a follower of hers for years as one of those people who she’s never met in real life. Seems those are the only types to ever come to her defense as everyone who has ever met her has abandoned all hope besides John, her ex husband and financial supporter. My first hot take is don’t think they were ever married. With all the throwback pictures, we would have seen one of them at a wedding or a reception, perhaps a honeymoon. He comes from a conservative lifestyle and background, so if no pictures were allowed, I know she would have taken some before or after the wedding. Buying rings can be symbols and bought anywhere, you don’t need a ceremony for that. Hot take 2 is that she’s never broken up with him. Due to his lack of social media and his weird interest in watching her with other dudes, they are probably in something open or she lies to him like she does to everyone about everything.

I wonder if she dropped TK because the zoo was bought out and if she did appear on TV there’s no filter to adjust to, slim chance of her appearing on a show but you know. He’s also glaringly racist, not the best move during a movement to create change which may explain why she made his page private, so no one could see the video of him using the n word.

Next up, she does not have cancer. She never had cancer. You cannot convince me otherwise. We would have seen the findings, and don’t think she won’t be quick to get a cancer survivor tattoo because she also has an ACAB one and posts about her cop friends. All means all Scumanda, not some.

The way she treats her family is disgusting. She is so close to cutting ties with them too. Your parents are not your roommates so treat them with respect. You went there to recover and are now falling back into addiction right before their eyes.

The filters. Amanda, you are 32, don’t workout, you drink, you smoke, and I’m betting on very little water intake. You do not look like a teenage alien from mars. If you are that unhappy with yourself, start with small changes like not lying about having cancer and go from there.

Real life looks different than what you see and tell those who have the misfortune to know of you.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 996409

There was at one point a couple photos from their wedding, real or not. She was wearing a gold dress and had the short cropped haircut and a gold headband. It may have been on his ig before it was private. Long time ago but I do remember seeing a wedding type photo

No. 996414

>>996058
it literally says IV sedation anon

No. 996426

In the previous post scamanda literally said, not wearing makeup anymore and trying to quit smoking- fast forward an hour she is posting cringy guitar vid with full face of makeup, cigg in her guitar, and you know, of course hospital bracelet on for further “proof” of the narrative she’s been spinning for half a year. This lady is so awful. Read the room my dear and get lost.

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No. 996454

>>996409
She was going to a formal family wedding with John. That wasn’t hers. She claims the got ran away to Atlantic City and spent all the money from her tip jar that he saved from being stolen. They they ran off to New Orleans and had like a 3 month honeymoon.
She once posted a video of her burning a photo of what looked like them getting married and claiming her “ex” abused her and he deserved to die or something like that. It was right around Valentine’s Day and finally she erased it because so many people were calling her out and that was years ago. Her stories are full of holes. Like her brain. But not her boob because she didn’t have cancer.

No. 996462

>>996414
IV sedation is not the same as general anesthesia. You have a tube down your throat, breathing for you, under general anesthesia.

No. 996486

>>996428
The guitar edge keeps jumping with her face filter and it looks so, so bizarre. Singing a song about fixing the problems in your life and being a better person. You don’t just make an IG video and then poof you’re not a lying wannabe poser…. you have to, ya know… do work. But she’s too lazy, so here’s a heavily edited video instead.
*Also, not for nothing,but it’s 85° In NY today and she’s in a black hoodie and a hospital bracelet.
https://streamable.com/2m7b1c

No. 996510

>>996486

this is so cringe. as someone who has been in and out of the hospital a LOT in the past, i couldn’t get those goddamn bracelets off quick enough as soon as i left. what a weird flex.

still with the smoking too huh? at this point it’s just adding insult to injury to every chump who donated to her.

No. 996653

>>996486
She reminds me so much of Hayley from American dad and the hypocrisy that is her character. Lolll.

No. 996691

>>996510
Yes, same. Such an attention grab.

No. 996832

>>996428
Is no one going to mention her shape shifting @Tjin glasses kek

No. 996867

>>996133
kek. She probably saw a girlfriend of some "viking blooded" biker using it and plucked it right from their bio to use on her own.

>>996160
>>996196
Definitely seems like the case. She's notorious for stretching the truth and outright lying for attention. She knew she could milk it for attention, sympathy gifts, and easy money. She's never given any solid proof she had cancer and the way the doctors kept delaying the removal while other actual cancer patients were still receiving treatment is very telling.

>>996486
This was my first time hearing her singing voice and wow, nails on a chalkboard.

No. 996886

gotta be a way we can find someone who works at the “center”(namefag, cowtipping)

No. 997517

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https://honkifyoureflawed.tumblr.com/
She added the link on her FB profile too.
Someone is 18 again.

No. 997676

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From Amanda’s GoFundMe (which is still open) - seeing as the lump she had removed was so massive, when’s the “corrective surgery” happening? She has tiny tits already so I assume she’s looking akin to a unilateral mastectomy at this point.

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>>997676
From a blog from 2007
Once it’s on the internet, it’s doesn’t go away……

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>>998219
>>997676
From a blog from 2007

No. 998231

She had to wait TWO WHOLE HOURS for her bathroom to be fixed? Outrageous. Thoughts and prayers.

Can this bitch be any more entitled? Go back to your garage you insufferable spoiled brat.

No. 998247

>>998231
>>998219
>>997676
From a blog from 2007
That too—— but I was more interested in the Cyst in her left breast she said she had to get removed - and this was written in 2007(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 999648

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Sounds very healthy!
https://streamable.com/o5nsv2

Gives her cousin (her “sister”) a weird gift of a planner for 2021 and bookmarks.
She’s inhaling helium (wearing a cotton bra top. Wouldn’t she be comfortable in no bra…Of all times?) with a crazy face filter that makes her head tiny and her body look like a body builder.
Not very milky but the first thing she’s posted in days. Maybe she’s taking the hint to shut up.

No. 1000087

>>999648
she looks so beefy kek. love how she puts “resting” in quotes as if inhaling helium and making vids on her phone is like super active or high impact or something

No. 1000209

>>999648
the fake laugh at the end is painful. the shape shifting necklace is hilarious.

No. 1000274

I know this girl and can certify most of what has been said here is absolutely true aside from a few stories I cannot personally vouch for. She is severely mentally ill. I have seen her sober before .. lasted a few days.. and it is shocking and legitimately frightening

No. 1000445

>>999648
Love how, instead of letting her ‘sister’ pick up her own gift and have a look at it, Amanda picks it up and films it first. She’s such a fucking crank.
Have none of her FB friends mentioned anything about Cowie again?

No. 1000480

>>1000445
Her profile prominently displays that she’s single. But I mean… nothing she says is true. She’s still the only post on TKs Facebook. That says they’re getting engaged kek

No. 1000545

>>1000480
Thanks anon. I’m holding out for a big meltdown confessional or hysterical claims of why he was shit to her.

No. 1000735

>>1000545

I'm sure it'll be something along the lines of him being "abusive" somehow and will include her insulting him for missing teeth and living in a trailer… I think there's a pattern here

No. 1000859

Ok ~~ How about real action ~ who knows an attorney that will do it pro bono ~ I'm sure out of all of hipsters on this feed, someone has an attorney friend in training at least ~ pI consider Amanda a vulture ~ Trying to get hood passes or motorcycle culture passes ~ SHE IS A CULTURE VULTURE there has to be a lawyer that has gotten screwed by this minor bitch ~ let's get at her ~ like serve up warrants and law suits .. Y'all Talk a lot to be truthful
~ as of this point ~~? Where's the actual action to defame this cunt?? ~ and if you do ~ Let's get this legal train moving to get her out of SWINDLING HONEST PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY
JUSt SAYing ??
Wake up at 7am and get this bitch in some lock up ~ Oh ~ y'all just talk i feel

No. 1000869

>>1000859

??

What do you expect to actually happen?

No. 1000891

>>1000859
Read the rules, no cowtipping.

~what kind of ~DRUGS~ are you on rn~ that make you type like~ this anon~? kek.

No. 1000896

>>1000859
Yeah we just talk, it's a gossip forum. Not your personal army. I'm sorry he put your twenty dollar coke baggie up her big ass schnoz that she weighs down with glasses but the best thing to do is report the go fund me. Anything else is cowtipping.

No. 1000900

Exactly ~ Point Proven ~ Y'all a bunch of Hipster PUSSIES~ just saying~~ I enjoy low budget entertainment with no point ~ Y'all are entertaining just how yous try to judge other~~ get life ~ FYL + FUCK YOUR LIFE ~ GET OUT OF NEW YORK ALL OF YOU
~ REady to rob all of of yo
~ and make y'all into cry babies fearing
~~~

No. 1000902

I don't support Amanda ~ but all of you are just like her ~ talking Shit with no burn~ ALL OF YOU ~ YOU'RE NOT WELCOME TO ANYWHERE ~~ THis is OUR LAND NOT YOURS ~ FOH

No. 1000904

amanda it is not very woke to cosplay as a person who has english as a second language tut tut

No. 1000906

This weirdo types like that other cow, Kisame, that is forever talking shit to us and claims Brooklyn all the time. Super autist.

No. 1000908

Once again Have to point out how Pussy you anons are ~~(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1000918

>>1000908
I like ur typing style

No. 1000957

>>1000859
If we actually correct her behavior then we won't have anything to look forward to. Get outta here and go social justice for something your lawyer crew can add real value to…this is OUR dumpster fire to watch burn.

No. 1000977

>>1000859
Isn’t the whole thing here to just watch from the sidelines? Aren’t there rules here about not doxing, encouraging crime, encouraging self harm, etc? Maybe find another website. This ones for lookie loos. If you have been defrauded by scamanda or you have evidence of crimes she’s committed I suggest you go through the proper channels.

No. 1001102

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Her super successful store has not been getting great reviews.
Her mom and an ex-employee are half of the 4 good reviews kek

No. 1001181

Is she posting on Facebook lately?

No. 1001305

>>1000904
I was thinking it was her too. With the y’all’s and everything

No. 1001316

>>1001102
There’s an obvious cowtipper in there which is a bummer (IMO), but honestly, I’m just surprised the shop actually exists lol

No. 1001335

>>1001316
That sounds like it was written by her “ex husband” John (Jonathan Birnbaum)
She claims he is smart and funny and once said he went to Oxford (doubt it)

No. 1001337

>>1001335
It does! Again, yet another aspect of her I just do not get. I want the truth about her “marriage” because it seems sus the more he’s brought up

No. 1001349

>>1001102
>2 hours ago
What part of cowtipping don't you guys understand?

>>1001335
Are you implying Johnny is Elizabeth or am I missing something?

No. 1001359

>>1001349
Implying that person that wrote on here “how about some real action” trying to encourage people to get a lawyer bc Amanda is a “culture vulture” is actually her ex husband and that she is definitely reading this, not posting on Facebook or Instagram very much, and having him write on here mocking this and calling us “pussies”
I don’t know who Elizabeth is
And Amanda is definitely aware of this it seems, since she has talked about blogs with haters and this is pretty easy to find by googling her name

No. 1001448

>>1001359

I know who Elizabeth is and it's definitely not Johnny

No. 1001587

>>1001448
Oh- I didn’t know that anyone knows who wrote that post about getting a lawyer to sue her for being a “culture culture”
Sorry I was just speculating that her ex husband could have written that to “punk” everyone - I guess someone named Elizabeth wrote it? My bad - sorry!

No. 1001599

>>1001587

As nice a guy as he seems Johnny is I wouldn't be surprised if he's somewhere on the autistic spectrum. I think he let's Scamanda walk all over him and is so socially awkward/not on social media for a reason

No. 1001601

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Showing off her scar. I thought it was the size of a clementine and 2cm from her nipple… strange… no stitches? I call severe bullshit. It must have been very small. Her biopsy photo was worse than this. (Which I still think was staged with makeup)
https://streamable.com/h2o0ff

No. 1001613

>>1001601
Wait…her parents are going away again? Does that mean she’ll be based in The Garage again? Kek.

No. 1001618

>>1001601

that looks much more than just a week of healing, especially with her 2 pack a day habit

No. 1001649

>>1001601

Add special effects makeup artist to her bio now too, that shit looks fake as hell

No. 1001650

You should definitely be touching the area of a wound you're about to dress with your bare hand

No. 1001654

>>1001601
I don't want to say it's fake, but it looks very healed for a recent surgical cut. No red to it at all. Brown scar tissue. Must be all the filter layers?

No. 1001664

Sucks that she seems to be lurking here because she's really slowed down her SM presence. How are we supposed to keep up with our fave badass ride or die tough as nails biker babe now?

No. 1001682

>>1001601
Compared to everything else in that picture, that scar is VERY blurry. Why did she blur it??

No. 1001692

>>1001682

Because it’s makeup

No. 1001779

>>1001654

It looks to me like she just used so many blurring filters it looks more healed than it is. I've had a few surgeries and they're never that healed that fast.

No. 1001895

>>1001601
her parents have bedbugs? yikes

No. 1001912

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Wow must be so hard wearing a sports bra with padding. She acts likes she’s wearing a mastectomy bra. You have a closed scar on your tit. Congrats, you don’t need a compression garment, which is not what you’re wearing.

No. 1001948

>>1001912
I hate her more than any other cow.

No. 1002028

>>1001601

she should still have sutures in

No. 1002031

>>1002028

also lol at the incision placement btw, manda you so blatantly obvious

No. 1002077

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>>1001912
what the fuck is going on here

No. 1002079

Honestly surprised she didn’t post any photos or videos of her in a hospital bed, with a gown on, with an IV in, etc.

No. 1002089

>>1002079
Just to “prove it to the haters”. Love how she is naked in IG all the time but somehow now is “shy” about showing her body.

No. 1002092

>>1002077
Same thing that’s going on with her fake waistline and enhanced boobs in that photo. Girl, we all know you’re shaped like a rectangle. Her lips look like she’s been eating them for a snack. Keep smoking Manda.

No. 1002255

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No. 1002260

>>1002255
I’m ESL but is she implying 5’4 is shorter than average kek? I don’t know how it is in America but here it’s like painfully average height

No. 1002274

>>1002255

this outfit makes her look like for favorite store is walmart

No. 1002301

i had surgery to remove a mass(thought it might be a cyst) the same exact day she did and still have stitches and nasty bruises around my incision. Different part of body but my mass turned out to be a tumor. Can’t imagine hers is that healed by now.

No. 1002327

I would bet $ she just had cryotherapy where they go in with a needle and freeze the mass and it shrinks on its own and leaves a tiny ass mark. I had it done for a benign mass in my boob and this idiot seems like she did too, esp with that suspicious blurring of the scar…

No. 1002347

>>1002327
This sounds plausible. When she secretly recorded the nurse she said the procedure would be less intense than the biopsy. Seems like making an incision and surgically removing a mass of any kind would be more intense than a biopsy.

No. 1002350

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Posting old photos like anyone believes she’s shaped like that anymore. Also you don’t get a wound wet at all. She’s such a garbage pail, reposting old throwback fireworks pictures and then saying she’s sad for her dog kek.

No. 1002361

If she actually had a gnarly wound, don’t you think she’d be posting so much about it to show it off? Shit.

No. 1002365

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Is it common practice for the removal incision to be so far away from the original biopsy site?

No. 1002378

omg i’m so glad this weirdo is being posted

she only used erik for clout, idk what he fell for. she went on his account tho and messaged all girls out of pure insecurity talking shit and blocking them lmao.

No. 1002384

>>1002327
i am an image editor for a living and it looks for all the world like one scar (needle site) has been dragged to be tripled. And then blurred.

No. 1002405

>>1002384
wow looking again you can tell this is what happened, she copied the original small scar and pasted it sideways. No surgeon would cut it all wonky and crooked like that. I bet she will cut herself just to have a “cancer scar” to show the Internet

No. 1002407

>>1002365
neh
atleast it shouldn't be in a place that noticeable

other than if it was a lipoma or sth, then probably, but considering they did a biopsy + the nurse told that it wouldn't be a bigger thing than a biopsy

she's most likely faking it and even if she wasn't, i'm gloating at her misfortune of having such a hack job done

No. 1002456

>>1002407

Look up the doctor she claimed to be doing her surgery, Dr. O'Hea. Dude is a world renowned breast surgeon that specializes in mastectomies and reconstructive surgeries. Do you really think someone like that would do a hack job on on a relatively simple surgery?

No. 1002476

>>1002456

that's exactly the point.

No. 1002552

>>1002384

Not saying I believe that the scar is legit, but that screenshot is from the linked video - could the same kind of edit be done to a video and have the same artefacts?

No. 1002559

>>1002405
Yeah that’s a screen shot of a video. I don’t think that the scar is real or that she actually had cancer. But I don’t think it’s photo edited because she’s moving around. It’s just bad makeup. She’s had hickies worse than that.

No. 1002587

>>1002365

the photoshopping in this pic is so bad holy crap

No. 1003787


No. 1003863

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she's back in austin guys

No. 1003865

>>1003863
um that's grimes tho

No. 1003931

>>1003863
Kek. You are…unable to process faces?

No. 1003945

>>1003931
>>1003863

or the complete absence of tattoos? kek

No. 1004026

>>1003863
Why the fuck would a bar slut coke head be in a city where all the bars are shut tf down? Lol no.

No. 1004161

File: 1594233385691.jpg (4.16 MB, 2052x2197, 7b30bd1.jpg)

>>1004026

She don't need no bars, she #inlovewithanoutlaw on her way to get a 5th of Jack D at the nearest gas station. Brrapp

No. 1004178

>>1004161

The only bars she really needs are made out of xanax

No. 1004198

>>1003863
>>1004161
Stop shitting up the thread.

No. 1004670

File: 1594295752946.jpeg (1.18 MB, 3264x2684, 41676BC8-D4CB-4AB6-81A8-CE14A1…)

Guess she plans on milking Jon for all he’s worth by going to Miami, NOT Oklahoma. So I think it’s safe to assume the wedding with her and TK is over.
Make me wonder if her BFF John Vale, who made the Valentines Day cards with her and barely got credit, will be hanging out with her again, or if he wrote her off because she tried to say she designed all 3 of them. Poser.

No. 1004910

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>>1004670
Another place she’s not going to
She has said she was going to live in Texas, in Oklahoma, was going to Miami several times, Vegas, Los Angeles, New Orleans for Halloween, this was all in the past year and I think she went to Virginia once, maybe twice - and that’s it - the rest were her typical lies and never happened. That Jay Carey dude she dated was a year ago now, so those Texas trips were over a year ago. When she said she was moving there- but she also said she was going to live in Austin this summer lol
Now for the third or fourth time she is saying she is going to dye her hair silver - yeah right lol

No. 1004990

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kek. Her ears must have been ringing.

No. 1004991

>>1004910
Don’t forget she’s moving to brooklyn in August! And wasn’t her BFF ride or die random FB friend supposed to help her recover after her super invasive surgery? Her parents must be stoked she’s been sleeping in their bed with Clyde while they’re out of town.

No. 1004997

>>1004991
Also talking to a Denver a Riddle again… can’t wait to see where this doesn’t go…said he’s coming to BK?!?

No. 1005001

>>1004997
kek shes been faking cancer and his mother was diagnosed with cancer. I hope ‘Manda is an amazing support system for her other BFF friendzone FB fan (she claimed she was going to visit him at some point in middle-of-nowhere Indiana kek)

No. 1005003

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>>1005001
Looks like she had some extra fake cancer money to donate to his mothers GoFundMe. What adult person with a family doesn’t have health insurance?

No. 1005117

why’d she private her ig??

No. 1005131

>>1005117
Hasn’t posted anything new on it. Probably got scared that her cancer scam is about to hit a wall.

No. 1005177

She always changes her ig status from private/public.

No. 1005515

>>1005117

You'd probably want some privacy too if you had faked cancer and committed a felony by collecting donations and your IG was chock full'o your incriminating, contradictory lies

No. 1005695

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>>1004997
Relationship with….?(subjectfag)

No. 1005973

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So NYC gyms have no reopening date… what “spin” class does she mean? Hope she’s healing well from her surgery!!

No. 1006314

>>1005973

Hell at least she'll be exercising

No. 1006321

>>1005973
Long Island is a bit ahead of NYC in terms of reopening but my bet is that someone told her they would buy her a Peloton and she’ wants people to ask this question so she can brag. Can’t wait to find out if I’m right!

No. 1006339

>>1006321
That was my first thought too. She must have convinced Johnny to but her a Peloton. Or maybe she’s using her GFM money for it since she clearly doesn’t need “reconstruction”

No. 1006345

>>1005973
Even if this was all true, why would anyone be "terrified" of a spin class? Has she never taken a fitness class in her life?

No. 1006353

>>1006345
She’s only done CrossFit which is how she “broke her back” (again no medical specificities, like which part of her spine was actually damaged)

No. 1006399

Why do you guys keep surveilling Her if you think she scammed money? If its true aren’t you just abetting the crime by nit making others aware? Or it isn’t true so it would mean you’re committing a crime. Why would she lie about cancer? Other than money? Like… thats horrible! For everyone who has seen cancer steal lives and hope of many who were lost, losing, and survivors there isn’t enough money for them. So she is she really lying?

No. 1006421

>>1006399
What the hell are you trying to say, dyslexia anon.

No. 1006516

>>1006399
I’m pretty sure you’re Kenzie(hi cow)

No. 1006527

https://streamable.com/hcz1fm

This was from a few days back, but she gets an amazon gift from someone and she says regarding her recovery “I’m doing A-OK, just fine”

If I had begged for money on gofundme I would at least have the decency to update it with the surgery info like a normal person who truly needs the money. Shit hasn’t been touched in months.

No. 1006532

>>1006399
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

No. 1006536

>>1006532
what the fuck does THIS mean then, seriously who the hell linked this thread to these morons we have been seeing lately?

No. 1006548

>>1006536
Are you new here? This meme >>1006532 is as old as the internet itself. Calm the fuck down.

No. 1006589


No. 1006650

>>1006399

WhY w0uLd ShE LiE aB0uT cAnCeR?!

No. 1006656

>>1006548

aaactually it only dates back to 2009.

No. 1006662

>>1006656
>what is hyperbole

No. 1006922

File: 1594741572091.jpeg (804 KB, 828x1512, DDF9F6C6-29C6-4AD6-83DB-BC1621…)

She hadn’t once met with an oncologist? Ffs.

No. 1006969

>>1006922
Doesn’t need chemo because ITS NOT AND NEVER WAS CANCER.

No. 1007010

If there’s even a CHANCE of cancer in a lumpectomy, there is always at least some radiation done to follow up on the area.

No. 1007020

>>1007010

Pretty sure you see an oncologist to find out whether it's cancerous or not too… before the surgery

No. 1007024

>>1007020
Yeah that’s who would decide with you your best choices as far as surgery options vs chemo/radiation or a combo of both. The surgeon is only a part of the equation. When you have cancer. IF she had a visible thru her skin lump, she would not be stage 0. And therefore wouldn’t need chemo or radiation. Or just didn’t have cancer at all.

No. 1007060

File: 1594759857731.jpeg (551.18 KB, 827x1459, D15EFD13-DA8B-4D8E-86FF-281721…)

Well if you write it on a notepad it MUST be true.

No. 1007062

>>1007010
This. For all cancers they are very liberal with prescribing radiation.

No. 1007113

File: 1594765729310.jpeg (460.62 KB, 828x1215, 1ED1C1FA-D342-407E-BE8A-926BC6…)

The edits… God “things that never happened for 1000, Alex”

No. 1007533

>>1007113
Yyyyyyyyyeah… unless she went to a Catholic school or something, there’s no way someone would get expelled for that. I actually don’t think even a catholic school would expel for that either

No. 1007546

>>1007533
I doubt it, I studied in a catholic school and people just got nagged and told to stop clinging to each other. Also, most of the kids going to catholic schools tend to know that being horny in school grounds is fucking retarded, so they just wait until the classes are over to do their thing.

No. 1008248

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No. 1008408

>>1008248

Jesus fucking christ, your hands are not supposed to look like that during a pandemic which requires you to wash them constantly. Unless you're going to poke your fresh surgery scar, of course

No. 1008411

>>1008248
I'm patiently waiting someone who's been through actual breast cancer to come forward explaining how there is no way her scar looks like that for what she had done.

No. 1008461

>>1008411
Looking at the scar vs other peoples scars hers looks so weird. It looks like it's not deep enough, shouldn't there be stitches or at least glue or something?? I just don't understand, AND my aunt had breast cancer and she did chemo. This shit just ain't adding up.

No. 1008463

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>>1008461
samefag but see how deep this scar is and how shallow that fresh cut is? I just don't get it! Also when I mentioned chemo I mean't its weird how this bitch didn't have chemo at all, is that a thing? Do people get breast cancer removed without chemo? I've never heard of that happening before.

No. 1008467

>>1008463
You don’t often have to opt for chemo/radiation when you have a mastectomy as all the tissue was removed. But for lumpectomies you wouldn’t just cut out a giant tumor and slap some mederma on it and walk away. An oncologist would have been part of the convo from day one that she got her biopsy results back.

No. 1008527

>>1008248
Looks like a whole cat scratch.

No. 1008592

>>1008411

Depends on the surgery, perhaps. Someone I know just had a lumpectomy followed by targeted radiation therapy as it was a low grade tumor. They didn't have to remove the breast just the tumor, and the wound was closed with paper stitches.

No. 1008710

>>971778
damn i can't even lurk /snow/ anymore bc this idiot triggers me back to having cancer. i hope she gets better (mentally)

No. 1008731

>>1008710
Glad you survived anon, and yes she's an actual tard. I don't have much hope for her improving but you never know.

No. 1009884

File: 1595179818591.jpeg (219.05 KB, 828x838, D9F35292-DE2C-40E6-B933-C26211…)

A post and delete on her IG and FB. Someone did pass away, but who goes and posts their photo with a weird eulogy the second they find out? Her other friends haven’t posted anything about it.

Amanda only does this shit for attention, not because she cares someone passed away.

No. 1009988

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We don’t call the cops unless we beat up our boyfriend (Korey)

No. 1009991

I love you(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1010055

>>1009884
“Just talked a month ago”? Doesn’t sound like you were that great of friends. Also, she just said the same thing about her last ride or die that passed, that they JuSt TaLkEd A WhOle MoNtH aGo. I feel bad for the girl who passed, her death being used to gain Amanda sympathy.

No. 1010062

>>1006922
Waitwaitwaitwait…. WHAT?? She has cancer and never once has she seen an oncologist?? I refuse to believe she had cancer. No freaking way. They bring in an onc if they even just suspect it, because they know best. They're probably just testing the lump just to be sure.

Okay.. be reasonable anon. Maybe she just has a follow up appointment. But then why the MRI in October? Maybe just a checkup to see if it has returned?

This woman makes me crazy, there's no reason why this woman hasnt been able to provide proper documentation that she has it.

No. 1010116

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She stay begging for friends. When is she moving back to bk again?

Sage for who cares

No. 1010190

>>1010116

Her mom has never been a nail technician nor has she owned a salon… she works at a radiology office. Stop lying Amanda

No. 1010201

>>1010190

Don’t her parents follow her on IG? What do they make of the tales she tells?

No. 1010205

>>1010116

If she picked up so much from her moms salon, then why is there shit all over her cuticles like the hack job she is with everything else she does craft-wise

No. 1010216

>>1010116
Would love to see that certificate. Kek she’s such a liar.

No. 1010271

File: 1595261892481.jpeg (586.98 KB, 828x1258, A11AF665-3B76-4300-9BD0-F5122E…)

Who was taking bets of someone “gifting” her a Peloton bike? Their basic bike costs $2300. Who wants to bet she bullied John into getting it for her for her “cancer”?

No. 1010272

>>1010271
Also sorry, a bike that comes with shoes in your size? How convenient.
But she’s so, so sad yOu GuYs.

No. 1010274

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>>1010271
She also only rode 5 slow minutes…out of the 30 min workout kek

No. 1010276

>>1010274

Jesus Christ, an average persons cadence is around 60rpm (actual trained cyclists usually between 80-100) is she actually physically that slow and not just mentally? How the fuck do you ride less than 2mph for 5 minutes and claim that it killed you. She literally has the endurance of a slug

No. 1010303

>>1010274

Kek nice find, anon.

No. 1010372

>>1010274
This is amazing. Thanks anon. Girl cant tell the truth to save her life. She’s the baddest, smartest MUA-nail tech-graphic designer-embroider-code writer-bike riding-business owning- fitness queen mama. If only she was a better liar. I’m

No. 1010452

>>1010274

Omg it kills me that you found this hahaha

No. 1010521

>>1010276
I think the average RPM is accounting for the 25 minutes when the bike literally was not moving, to be fair. Still funny that she only did 5 minutes of it kek

No. 1011082

File: 1595435284448.jpeg (1.2 MB, 828x1454, 8EE03FD6-846D-4C95-9B6D-D822A9…)

Must be so lonely with zero friends. Maybe if you didn’t fake cancer people would be your friend. Instead of avoiding you like the plague. Where are all of her BFF ride or dies now? Also when is she ever going to open her store, since she’s so poor?

No. 1011084

>>1011082
Is this a solicitation for her actual friends or is she really looking for any human stranger to come hang out with her? Part of me believes it’s the latter, because if she had actual friends she could just text them and invite them over. I wonder what would happen if a farmer messaged her saying come thru kek

No. 1011091

>>1011084
Oh she definitely wants on person on her FB page to take her up on the offer. I doubt she has too many people who live in BK who want to go see her, she’s in the sticks on LI. How did she grow up there, live there for a year and not make one connection besides her “sisters”

No. 1011152

>>1011091

Because growing up she had the nickname “Mandy Slobs” and nobody she went to school with wants anything to do with her. (Source: known her since we were 15 and used to get into all kinds of shit with her, she was crazy then and has gone way off the deep end since)


Also; her mom was never a nail tech and her dad was never a tattoo artist. She works at a radiology office and he works for some logistics company. She has always been a pathological liar, ALWAYS

No. 1011180

oh shit haha sorry i don't come on this site a lot and don't know how to link but the post she made about the guy coming to support her during her lumpectomy- that dude is totally a coke dealer. he used to let rich hanson live in his house, a local lolcow in my town who catfished women pretending to be another woman

No. 1011183

>>1011180
I believe it. Can you screenshot the post?

No. 1011188

>>1011084
this is an open invitation to anyone who sees.
it was a month or two ago but she pretty much doxxed herself by mentioning a landmark right behind her parents house when she was asking people to bring her booze.

No. 1011192

>>990976
this is the one i was talkin about. i can't believe he did that, def cruisin for some you know what

No. 1011208

>>1011188

Do you mean this post, nonny? >>978925

No. 1011216

>>1011208
yes, anon. you're a gem.
kek i'm glad if i need a pool or want to become a ride or die i know where to go

>disclaimer- i wouldn't actually do that

No. 1011227

>>971778
>>1011152
Appreciate this info anon. You got anything else to share about Slobs? Kek.

No. 1011240

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>>1011227

since im forever fascinated by her lies, I dug hard for evidence of a heavenly touch (anywhere in the NY area including NYC & Long island past and present). There was NADA. her parents have lived in the same area for the last 20+ years, it should not be hard to find her former "salon".

her mom's social media handle is the closest you can get to "heavenly touch's" existence.

No. 1011331

>>1011227

Tons, but I’d give myself away due to the nature of the stories and my involvement in most of them

No. 1011380

File: 1595480684807.jpeg (858.38 KB, 1242x1896, E156BEE0-E121-437E-8B74-FA57B8…)

What the hell happened to the vw bug her dad “bought her” LOL

No. 1011411

>>1011152
Why'd they call her Mandy Slobs?

No. 1011441

>>1011380
This is for…a car? She didn’t even mention what it’s for. If it’s not for medical needs after her “cancer” fundraiser then anyone donating is stupid as shit. Ain’t she a boss bitch with multiple secured leather bags?

No. 1011442

>>1011441
Samefag, sorry, I see the car mentioned down there between the “sessy outfits” and “seven pound weight gain”. Getting my donation ready for this poor woman!

No. 1011472

File: 1595502537788.jpeg (193.96 KB, 828x608, 9A8A2A4D-797C-4D41-923E-47312B…)

>>1011380
Looks like she erased that post for this one.

No. 1011482

>>1011380
Kek she doesn’t even have her drivers license, wtf is she going to do with a car?

No. 1011489

>>1011411

Because she was a skank… Her nickname before that was monkey girl because of her hairy ass Italian arms

No. 1011492

>>1011489
Oh anon. You must tell more. I'm stuck quarantining. Please, god.

No. 1011535

File: 1595512122281.jpeg (1.14 MB, 828x1460, 5A01536F-EC6D-47A7-B76F-CFBE46…)

https://streamable.com/yhh0y6.
She posted this old video from her BK apt. Not a damn curve on her. She looks like she’s trying to belly dance, it’s v weird. You can definitely see her nips…she barely censored them. Also, love the granny panties kek.

No. 1011573

>>1011535

>granny panties


Seriously anon? Those are normal panties.

No. 1011589

>>1011492

Let’s see:

She had one of her drug dealers join her and Johnny in a threesome that she initiated

She got caught fucking a side dude in the bathroom of her store by Johnny (locked the door while he was out being her little errand bitch), then left the guy stuck inside while Johnny cried on the stoop with her

She had a short obsession with some leather worker or some crafty shit like that (he was actually talented) and when he came to NY she banged him, got all clingy, then went apeshit when he wasn’t into it and wanted to be able to do other shit while visiting NYC

I’ll try to think of some other good ones,

No. 1011604

>>1011589

Pls anon spill it all

No. 1011612

>>1011535
she actually is kind of sexy here because her face is covered. yeah, she has a boyish body but at least she can move sensually.

and yeah.. those are normal panties, try not to come off so butthurt anon

No. 1011623

File: 1595524177151.jpeg (154.19 KB, 828x356, 14112249-86CE-49D4-86D0-8227D7…)

Wasn’t she just begging for “donations” 12 hours ago?

No. 1011627

>>1011623

“little ass” kek isn’t she always taking about how big her butt is?

also, when’s the last time she worked a day? building 3 businesses, give us a break scamanda, you leech

No. 1011639

If she has three successful businesses then why is she begging people for money for a car? Also why does she even need a car especially with no license in the first place. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to make extra cash but the way she words things and contradicts herself even in just one day is mind blowing.

No. 1011907

>>1011639
Exactly. She wouldn’t need donations if she was so successful.

Also, every person I’ve known that actually owned their own business were the busiest people I know. Actually WORKING major hours. Even CEO’s come in to work.

No. 1011965

Surely if she’s as big a #girlboss as she’s saying, she should pay back everyone who donated to her “cancer” gofundme and then buy a car and quit with trying to sell shots of her fridge body and manky minge on the internet?

No. 1011983

>>1011627
Cause she’s a self-conscious wreck. The Xanny bars are probably making her gain weight so she bounces back and forth from being “thicc Queen” blah blah “booty gains” to “smol baby angel” from back in the anorexic and/or coke days.

If she wasn’t such a fucking turd, I’d actually feel bad for her constant body image struggles cause I can relate to owning my shit mentally one day then being in denial/lie-to-myself the next. Then again, I keep that shit to my damn self and don’t project my self-hatred onto the world sooooo

No. 1012035

File: 1595597324321.jpeg (909.34 KB, 828x1606, 46B6E8F2-B7DC-4E6C-9267-EAD2B2…)

Word vomit. She can’t drive so right off that’s a like John driver her to LI. Most of these things John did for her. Driving her around, buying her shit, moving her out of her apt. Also who kicks drugs at home in 4 days. She at one point claimed it took two days, I just can’t w her lies. Nothing is truth at all.

No. 1012051

>>1012035

Watching her re-write her own narrative like this, i can kind of understand how she believes her own bullshit.

No. 1012076

>>1012035
If she really was trying to kick drugs (benzos, cocaine and alcohol), shame on her family for not taking her to the hospital or a detox center. Detoxing from benzos and alcohol could kill you. It does not take four days. You have symptoms for WEEKS. Day four, she should have been hallucinating.

No. 1012079

>>1012076
Exactly. I work in a psychiatric ER and see plenty of detoxes, and you need medical attention for that stuff.

Aside from that, I couldn’t roll my eyes hard enough at that post. SO stupid and dramatic. She has huge problems for sure

No. 1012095

>>1012035

Wait, what oncologist appointments did they drive her to if she’s never seen an oncologist…

And if you actually went and kicked the substances you “used to be” addicted to, then why were you begging for people to bring you alcohol and posting your liquid benzos?


STOP LYING AMANDA

No. 1012123

File: 1595613146644.jpeg (1012.93 KB, 828x1621, 33ECBECD-CE1E-4D6D-822C-F1D3EB…)

>>1012035
Here’s the one I was looking for, from Nov 2019.
-confirms she doesn’t have her motorcycle or her drivers license
-kicked Xanax, coke and booze, cold turkey in 48 hours, in her bedroom

No. 1012135

>>1012123
Could any clarify what she needs corrective surgery for? Based off the photo of the scar her tits look “fine”….when my mom had actual cancer removed from her breast it took so much away that pretty much had only one B breast and one saggy flap of skin that wasn’t even an A. Does she just want new fake tits??? I’m baffled as to what her cancer even is.

No. 1012158

Of course her drug problem was 10x worse than an ex heroin addict or anyone else for that matter. She can’t just see the world existing beyond her it’s wild. Her problems are definitely way more serious, she’s way more successful with her 3 business and she has shit more figured out than we do meanwhile she’s really just living in her parents garage or w/e and posting lies on fb all day. and sorry but no self respecting adult in their 30s wants to show up to someone’s parents pool because someone on fb asked them to lol

No. 1012625

I have a theory: Amanda’s brother made this lolcow thread. Wouldn’t blame him.

No. 1012662

>>1012625
Umm can you please elaborate? Sounds like you know something…

No. 1012724

>>1012625
Are you retarded? She was brought up a year ago in the Instagrammers you hate thread and enough people hated her that she got her own thread, made by someone who clearly is familiar with the board culture. Unlike you. Lurk more pullfag.

No. 1012726

>>1012158
What are the 3 businesses she claims she runs? There’s Schafmayer and the medical supply company, but what’s the 3rd business?

No. 1012733

>>1012726

She’s a florist, anon, because one time she bought a bunch of drugstore flowers and ~arranged them.

No. 1012780

Why do you guys cyber bully when all you have to do is sue for your money back. How would you feel if she committed suicide or something over your words?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1012808

>>1012780
oh noes, how lame. Cows are fun.

No. 1012822

>>1012780
Learn to integrate, faggot.

No. 1012850

>>1012780

i think she’s probably too narcissistic for that tbh

No. 1012856

File: 1595735605711.jpeg (642.61 KB, 828x1251, 091219EC-7F47-4DC8-9C23-6135F2…)

“Help a sis out” Has she donated to any BLM or protest release funds? Has her store donated profits? What a self obsessed POS.

No. 1012862

>>1012856

i’m all for getting that $$$ but like, she probably hasn’t donated a cent, her store has been closed for literally months, johnny is her money pig, and she’s stolen thousands of dollars from hardworking (albeit foolish) people for her cAnCeR. “help a sis out” my ass. what about those 3 successful business, scamanda? hmmm

also, the 13 y/o myspace finger gun to head thing and filters are straight up embarrassing. stop listening to fftl and grow up.

No. 1012874

>>1012862

>stop listening to fftl and grow up

Anon I love you

No. 1012944

File: 1595766368267.jpeg (84.25 KB, 1242x484, 5EA9736B-6B7D-447E-8173-65429D…)

Shocked this was deleted. Where are all those bffstilthend

No. 1012953

>>1012944
I saw that this morning and now it’s gone. She just uses FB to get the attention she craves. She has no real friends.

No. 1013215

File: 1595813671173.jpeg (497.71 KB, 828x786, D6A4E2FE-33AF-4855-BE58-8AB218…)

She can’t find any photos of them together but is gatekeeping an event she’s “throwing” in someone’s honor. Typical, to make something about someone else about what Shamanda wants.

No. 1013282

>>1012944
>iso for a friend

“In Search Of for a friend?” Good Englishing there.

No. 1013962

File: 1595958961851.jpeg (475.99 KB, 828x1673, 60669DCF-E2C9-462D-9390-A0D468…)

How are those successful businesses doing there Scamanda?

No. 1013991

>>1013282
she was saying shes looking for drugs "for a friend".

No. 1014005

File: 1595964183304.jpeg (493.56 KB, 828x897, 851FB779-117F-4860-80A7-1610BA…)

Yeah Shamanda! Go 2 hours away from home to buy shit with money you don’t have and chauffeured by someone, cause you don’t drive or have a car.

No. 1014006

>>1007060
Wait so did the oncologist appt on July 20th never happen? No video updates for her megafans?

No. 1014015

File: 1595966001249.jpeg (118.13 KB, 750x651, EAF113EF-0EEF-4AA6-B8BC-E2695E…)

She always says she’s a year older than she actually is. I don’t really get the point of it. She’s 32 right now, not 33. She did the same thing when she was 31 as well. Not very milky but just something I don’t understand

No. 1014016

File: 1595966026928.jpeg (68.64 KB, 750x781, 74D33FF9-F4ED-4702-9599-62BC99…)


No. 1014019

>>1014015
Why are the “me” vs “him” convo obvs always John or a convo that never happened? Nitpicking but it bugs the shit out of me when she does it.

No. 1014030

File: 1595968352223.jpeg (623.71 KB, 3264x3264, E7023ECD-CDFA-4718-B514-60BBE2…)

Just another self centered caption edit on a new IG post of an edited to shit photo.

No. 1014040

>>1014005

she needs to get her ass TF out of the hudson valley — she’s not welcome here

No. 1014042

>>1014040

same anon here. i doubt she’s even up here tho considering everything out of her mouth is a lie.

No. 1014126

>>1014006
You only go to an oncologist if you have cancer….

No. 1014167

>>1014015

I think it’s a very ostentatious drama student kind of thing, like, a child’s first birthday comes at the end of their first year of life; technically the kid is 0-11 months during that year. So she’s “living in her 33rd year” which is genuinely one of the most obnoxious things I can think of right now.

No. 1014398

File: 1596044633253.jpeg (628.06 KB, 828x1588, 8512560C-D7D7-4134-B86D-3E15BD…)

https://streamable.com/qu64cs

Posts this weird out of sync video of her showing a “tutorial” on how to do her nails. (Shows off her nails supplies, easily 100s of dollars of tiny rhinestones and stuff in cases) Then erases them.

Goes on a tear of posting her playing the guitar because she’s “not ok”.

Not working, doing your nails at 1am, living at mommy and daddy’s and not having cancer must be really hard.

No. 1014537

>>1014398
Is she still wearing the bracelet from when she had her tit cyst removed?

No. 1014547

>>1014537
She reposted that video again.

No. 1014681

I’m calling fake suicide attempt around November after all of her Halloween tbt posts.

No. 1014744

>>1014581
Why would janny just not delete this???

No. 1014965

File: 1596149978303.jpeg (188.22 KB, 828x642, A29F605A-D46D-40F5-A4BB-7191D9…)

“Look at all my expensive Apple shit that doesn’t work.” Also, just buy a new mouse instead of your two pack a day habit.

No. 1014966

File: 1596150067563.jpeg (88.97 KB, 828x259, 633CDC2E-F05D-4CC3-BF2D-E3A74E…)

It’s really easy to search past posts… from April complaining about not having a printer so she can’t work…

No. 1015595

>>1014965
$500 to fix now? Bitch didn’t get that Apple care.

No. 1015778

File: 1596324540444.jpeg (229.93 KB, 828x502, 50614C75-B88D-4FAE-B77F-B3C3AD…)

He’s so smart he went to Oxford but is dumb enough to marry her…

No. 1015806

>>1015778

referring to your ex-husband (were they ever really actually married tho???) and you chosen BROTHER is one of the fucking grossest things i’ve ever heard ughhh why did they get “””divorced””” again?

No. 1015817

>>1015778
They were married till 2016?

No. 1015830

>>1015806
I am extremely dubious on the existence of a marriage between them. I’ve never seen proof and I bet his family would have an aneurysm if he brought manda home to meet everyone. It just doesn’t add up

No. 1015833

>>1015830
They watch her dog and she’s been over there a few times on her stories. They somehow manage to put up with her shit even tho she treats John like a credit card.

No. 1016214

Of all the old photos she recycles, I have never seen one of their wedding. You’d think that would be in her rotation for sure. I bet it was just her saying they were married and nothing official ever happened. Plus she must have some good blackmail on his family for them to allow him to keep her on whatever payroll arrangement they have

No. 1016287

>>1015778

At what point was he meant to have attended Oxford University? Lol that’s a new one like mom having her own nail salon for decades.

No. 1016298

>>1015833
Woah, yeah I didn’t know/expect that! they’re all so weird lmao

No. 1016404

File: 1596416733095.jpeg (74.44 KB, 1125x713, 12BAE0D9-7A46-460A-8842-3A4506…)

She posted this back in April. Please tell me what Oxford education does not require basic spelling.

No. 1016412

>>1016404
Isn’t she always saying how “dumb and loveable” he is She speaks to him like an idiot in every video of them together.

No. 1016417

File: 1596417559127.jpeg (488.86 KB, 828x716, 3F8E2723-7C6F-43D3-8FDD-FF9AC6…)

Speak of the devil

No. 1016734

>>1016417

Macerated berries for the emasculated "husband"

No. 1016864

>>1016417

You know damn well she got that cake from a bakery

No. 1016896

File: 1596492241142.png (1022.43 KB, 1125x2436, 221B125B-6A6C-46AA-926F-7F67ED…)

In case anyone missed it. Already gone.

No. 1016900

>>1016896
Proudly flying those red flags for all to see!

No. 1016926

>>1016896

Is that awkward turn of phrase intended to mean she’s been proposed to over 10 times? Uhhhh, that’s not normal. That doesn’t mean you’re awesome, it means you surround yourself with manic, impulsive weirdos AND YOU’RE ONE TOO.

No. 1016945

>>1016417
Her mother made them cake for their "would be" anniversary? In what world is that not weird, even if you are still friends or he is "like a brother"

No. 1017264

>>1016945

Well he’s like a brother in the sense that she makes him do shit for her all the time, doesn’t have sex with him, and goes back and forth between publicly praising & belittling him

No. 1017291

File: 1596544319614.jpg (45.49 KB, 500x381, 11RealHousewives-TableFlip-jpg…)

>>1016896
Why is she like this?

No. 1017309

>>1017291
I’m dead.

No. 1017310

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No. 1017570

File: 1596578438530.jpeg (671.53 KB, 1556x2925, FD728667-1C2A-4958-827C-DD7AC0…)

Mystery solved of the Tiger King romance that was too good to be true. Does true love even exist if Amanda can’t keep a fiancé for more than a week? Speaking of..where has Boomhauer been?

No. 1017601

>>1016896
Being engaged multiple times isn’t a flex, it’s a flag. Yikes.

No. 1017627

>>1017570
How can you seriously say you were engaged to someone you never met? What a clown.

No. 1017874

>>1017570
how do you get 3 teeth bitten out by a dog

No. 1017889

>>1017874

Out of all that you got that she lied about losing 3 teeth to a dog? I’m more doubtful that she’s never tried meth

No. 1017909

File: 1596635276486.jpeg (332.26 KB, 828x1443, 85DC27BF-108F-4B4F-A5D3-11671B…)

What with the most recent nose edit!?

No. 1017922

>>1017909
IDK what's worse…the botched nose or the botched surgery scar. TAKE A CLASS IN PHOTOSHOP SCAMANDA!

No. 1017950

>>1017909
It’s the regular camera on the Meitu app that fucks her nose like that. I downloaded it to see after some anon mentioned it—it made me look like her too: triangle head, alien eyes, too small straight nose. It’s very funny to see her pics once you’ve seen the app yourself. Undeniable.

No. 1017951

>>1017874

See, you meet the dog on the Internet, get engaged within three days but keep texting other dogs, then the fiancé dog gets pissed and bites your teeth out. Simple.

No. 1017969

>>1017909
gurl try keeping that nasty cheap black dye out of your hair…and off your eyebrows

No. 1017981

>>1017909
This has to be used in the next thread pic somehow. It's horrible.

>>1017874
This bitch will lie for the sake of lying lmao.

No. 1018033

File: 1596655791426.jpeg (650.02 KB, 828x1056, 8AB6130C-C7E6-474A-848F-E38D50…)

>>1017969
Can someone add this to the collage? One of her more inspired looks….and the boob “scar” one

No. 1018067

It is absolutely psychotic how she expects people to believe this is how she looks in real life.

No. 1018096

File: 1596661684114.gif (567.05 KB, 551x960, 704503F7-0B91-437C-9CC6-706304…)

>>1017909
I turned everything up in Meitu and she definitely looks more like herself.

No. 1018199

>>1018096
This haunts me…

No. 1018238

>>1017909

AHEE HEEE

No. 1018280

>>1017909
Look at those meatballs!! O.O
Looks like she only has room for one nostril on that nose(O.O)

No. 1018295

File: 1596684557970.jpeg (143.04 KB, 556x793, 0D12CE2D-D134-492D-83A4-BBBC95…)


No. 1018296

File: 1596684592913.jpeg (142.43 KB, 736x1334, 03913BA7-ED8B-41FE-BE59-17D88D…)


No. 1018297

File: 1596684625444.jpeg (87.02 KB, 564x735, B9193B17-8C5C-4F52-91D7-362007…)

I’m having fun unediting her photos(fanart)

No. 1018321

File: 1596690491541.jpeg (125.13 KB, 475x820, A3DBD51E-AD12-4BF1-8C52-973F19…)


No. 1018337

>>1018297
It’s fucking annoying man, we know what she looks like

No. 1018863

She is very pretty and smart(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1018946

>>1018863

Alright, Erik. Go break in your new teeth.

No. 1019060

>>1018863
Wrong thread.

No. 1019099

File: 1596812967883.jpeg (123.44 KB, 1242x478, EE7F6C85-7333-496C-AD5F-0AD1AC…)


No. 1019100

Ya

No. 1019122

>>1019099

lmao i think you mean your parents garage, scamanda. also, this is embarrassing and sad and you don’t look cool. yikes.

No. 1019328

File: 1596834339688.jpeg (583.57 KB, 1242x1599, 4C081BD6-3BF4-44C6-894A-5A2922…)

She told her upstairs tenant she can hear him jerking off. I read her comment and all I could think is “stay away from that innocent librarian”

No. 1019463

File: 1596846836895.jpeg (155.8 KB, 828x406, 832307B0-1B38-4B34-BD3A-76F32F…)

Is that the reason you can’t take Uber? I feel like maybe you were banned for a reason…

No. 1019474

File: 1596847690598.jpeg (337.29 KB, 828x598, CA158F11-B62D-404B-82A7-A10561…)

….you mean you found this old photo you edited and posted last year.

No. 1019484

File: 1596848886244.jpeg (523.83 KB, 750x1294, 8F7B7F59-4C0B-4B57-A57D-48D61A…)

Cruising beyond the patriarchy on her stock HD sportster while working 8 days a week. Inspirational.
https://www.tombstonehardware.com/blogs/news/music-motorcycles-vol-1

No. 1019526

File: 1596853732645.jpeg (506.83 KB, 828x1450, 7934338F-834C-43F2-87A0-DE6FE2…)

Just her and her “sister” who apparently took her up on her offer to chauffeur her around. Her filter catches on her cousins face… it’s so obvious and Scamanda looks chunky and scammy as usual.

https://streamable.com/jfw9p7

No. 1019650

>>1019484
Detests the patriarchy until it serves her lol. This reads like a 15-year-olds tumblr bio.

>>1019526
recoil recoil recoil
what is that what the fuck

No. 1019797

>>1019099

Smoking weed and drinking moonshine means you aren’t sober and you didn’t kick all of your addictions in 4 days like you said

STOP LYING AMANDA

No. 1019823

File: 1596905921723.jpeg (387.42 KB, 820x1088, 6E881798-8143-4E78-AC0D-782581…)

>>1019797
I saved this the other day when she was asking for insomnia recommendations… just in case she tries to claim sober “with a few hiccups here and there”

No. 1020088

File: 1596941686761.jpeg (911.57 KB, 828x1671, C4E99294-C989-4ACC-ADC6-BFD19F…)

Are these going to become to new throwbacks she posts every 3 weeks? Also 32, editing your pics like no one notices, and being Oscar the Grouch in your parents garage does not make you “savage”

No. 1020924

File: 1597094446143.jpeg (191.9 KB, 828x739, C3B46090-AF24-4CF1-9CAF-D85DD9…)

Pay her to compliment you, for crappy traced art or porn. or hey Scamanda how about you go open your store with all you “amazing” ride or die employees. Leech.

No. 1020929

>>1020924

Shall we crowdfund for a lolcow “gas up” jk jk

No. 1020933

>>1020924
where's the ATM? she always makes him sound like a complete doormat so there's no reason she couldn't just call him up.

No. 1020946

>>1020924
16 days ago was the last time she begged for money. A successful boss bitch kek.

No. 1020957

>>1020924
wtf is a proper gas up?

No. 1020978

>>1020957
Her pretending to know how to use British slang. She just means she’ll give you some compliments, like telling you how strong and beautiful you are. Wow how heartfelt.

No. 1020987

File: 1597103191382.jpeg (65.52 KB, 540x960, B5A63DA1-8DA3-4E29-A4F0-0AC3F8…)

Nice bendy sunglasses kek

No. 1021032

If no one else is going to put together a new thread I'll do it tonight.

No. 1021050

>>1021032
Yes please

No. 1021280

Link to new thread?

No. 1021372

>>1020987

I see quitting smoking is going well.

No. 1021625

>>1020987
She forgot to edit out her gut pressing up against the cup. You're slipping Amanda, maybe if you took all the time you spent editing photos and used it to work out you wouldn't have to worry about these things.

No. 1021705

>>1021625

You mean like ride that peloton for more than 5 minutes? That’s a good one, she hasn’t used it in weeks

No. 1021907

File: 1597258889948.jpeg (260.59 KB, 828x1550, 9A88EB66-2C38-4D57-B76A-1323E1…)

Having fake cancer is hard.

No. 1022026

File: 1597275229307.jpg (243.81 KB, 720x1480, Screenshot_20200811-201118_Mes…)

Lol I know this dumb crack whore IRL. We were friends but never super close. I was wild and into partying back then. I knew Korey from being a bike messenger in Philly too. I was with Korey once when he randomly decided to trash his roommates stuff while black out drunk. I tried to stop him but could not. He had the audacity to call me to bail him out that night and I said no. We fell off.

Well anyway, I didn't know the extent of Amanda's crazy. Just the photoshop shit and drug use. She flew off the handle at me because I tried to warn her about Korey. Well she just popped up on my friend requests and then I found this thread. Thank God.

I let her have it on why she's so fucking vile and despicable and all she could do is project her insecurities on me.

You guys saved me from letting that troll back into my life. Cheers!

Oh and hi Amanda! Fuck you!

No. 1022029

I can post an imjur gallery of the whole convo if anyone wants. It wasn't that funny tho

/sage

No. 1022056

>>1022026
Anon did you really fuck a dog

No. 1022073

>>1022056

I think she meant dawg

No. 1022080

>>1022056

Hey. Me and that dog were in love.

No. 1022092

>>1022080
Kek, you are one of us anon. But seriously, what kind of drugs was she into, besides booze and coke? She a stolen prescription addict? What was she like in person? She seems to be a legit poser to alot of us here.

No. 1022114

>>1022026
Yeah post full convo

No. 1022126

>>1022026
She went from having a lumpectomy to a partial mastectomy. Does this girl ever stop fabricating lies about everything.

No. 1022137

>>1022092
NTAYRT but I’ve also observed her irl and she’s def been barred out/loudly bragging about it. Love this thread because there seems to be a heavy majority of irl observation.

No. 1022166

>>1021280

Working on it right now

No. 1022188

>>1022166

New thread: >>1022186

No. 1023812

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Ironic

No. 1024053

>>1023812
I read this as “trash and GARAGE” at first and was like well…duh because you live in one(use new thread)



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