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The Basic Rundown:
>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way
>before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways
>after Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately.
>enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice
>since syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then…

Socials
Jonny-
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jonnycraig4l/?hl=en
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Finally freeing the altcows thread from the meaty clutches of Jake Munro and related cows.

Meet the cows:
Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Occasionally scars us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account.

ToxicTears (Kaya) - Veteran goth youtuber, used to get hundreds of thousands of views, but her channel has dwindled down due to inactivity during the last few years of her relationship with Jake. Has a tendency to make a lot of excuses not to film, though seems to posting somewhat regularly again. Kind of an airhead, often anxious. Lots of old milk. Almost constant debate in thread in regards to her current cow status.

Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.

Updates from last thread:
>>1671891 Jake suspected of editing his gross nudes
>>1673680 Kat caught tracing Disney coloring book pages per usual >>1673691
>>1681250 Jake briefly reconsiders donning his clown makeup for views
>>1681541 Jake goes off the rails with multiple essay long seething anti Kaya comments on YT
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"Nicole Dollanganger is a Toronto based musician and artist. She’s a beautiful little bug child living in a dream-like world with strange yellow lighting and lots of abandoned buildings and cute punk boys who get into fights and throw up a lot. Every one of her songs is like a beautiful lullaby and all pieces of her artwork are the bomb diggity (I can’t think of a really good “poetic” way to describe her artwork it’s godly). She is the sole owner of ponyboy and Danzig (#Daddy). I don’t know what else to say, I just love her so much oh my god."

-makes songs about violence and ddlg
-has posted child porn and extreme gore on her blogs
-steals her album and song ideas from movies and books
-ebegs drugs from followers
-constantly cancels shows including recent ones w bigger artists such as Poppy
-works with grimes for years, has nothing to show for it
-loves to post pictures in trailer parks, cemetaries and grimey hotels for the aesthetic

Currently:
-Been working on a new version of Hillbilly Noir which is now entitled Heart Shaped Bed
-Is currently spamming ghastly pictures of herself
-has yet to release the album which she promised would be out late summer but is now pushed till late october
-made a music video with her calves
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Dr Sidhbh Gallagher (pronounced like "shive") is a sex change surgeon who uses "hello fellow kids" relateable Tiktok videos to market her services to young Gen Z teenagers.

>she has removed the breasts of girls as young as 13, and has botched several patients due to her lack of precautions and medical malpractice
>is associated with Jazz Jennings and has been on the show, which is when she rose to fame
>Gallagher has an extremely milky, very online social media presence, most notably on Tiktok where she shills her own surgical "skills" and goes to battle with "transphobes", as does her sister Neasa, who is a lesbian tranny chaser employed by Gallagher's surgical practice who has sexual relations with her former patients >>1703739 Sidhbh almost exclusively promotes her work towards gnc lesbians and tomboys and her younger sis at the clinic is a lesbian who dates trans men
>Sidhbh Gallagher started doing sex reassignment surgery in Ireland, but moved to the USA possibly to escape legal trouble sometime in 2014, and now operates out of Florida
>As of 2015, she was getting one-star reviews calling out her unprofessionalism, lack of transparency and poor care for her patients
>Gallagher proudly calls her work "real Frankenstein stuff"
>In 2019, a former patient going by the name of EmmaLake began documenting their experience with her on RealSelf. TL;DR, she botched the surgery, botched the revision, and then ghosted the patient who had been left incontinent and in constant pain. The first post was made on the 2nd of April 2019, three months before Dr Gallagher relocated to Miami (seems like she relocates whenever she might be getting in trouble)
>Sibbhb always takes photos of her smiling patients at a distance, with their families and often joins them in the picture to drive home just how happy they are with their surgeries. Some of these young women and girls have visible self-harm scars
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Ruby calderon is a 17 year old from [removed]. Youd think from the outside shes just a normal girl, her family has a good house in what seems to be a good neighbourhood, she has a job, friends seemingly, but online shes someone entirely different. Recently it was brought to me and my friends that she had shot a cat in the head with a bb gun multiple times over several hours killing it. On video. I say over several hours because she had shot it multiple times thought it had died, went to get things to dispose of it and came back finding it wasnt and was in severe pain and looked to be seizing. She then shot it until it was dead point blank. She goes by the username purrito online, shes also known to post cp, shes sent her nudes to an older man named jeff, known as sleepy_seymour online, shes admitted this. Shes boasts about all of this. I dont know how the fuck this girl was raised and I dont care. You do not fuck with cats.
Address: [removed]
Landline: [removed]
Parents: her father is [removed], her mother is [removed]
other family members: [removed] her other sisters name is [removed]
School: [removed]
school contact information: their phone number is [removed]
this is a link to the video of her killing the cat: https://anonfiles.com/F8j8e46ay3/purrito_mp4

Farmhand Edit: Common sense. Don't dox. Also important to remember, we don't know if any of this is legitimate. All we have is this video. We need more than that to link the video to this person.

Peak material:
https://theysaythisneverhappens.tumblr.com/

Notable MtF-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ask_transgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/honesttransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MTFSelfieTrain/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mtf_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/
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For all the attention seekers, grifters and other assorted idiots in the alternative community

Most recent cows:
-Jake Munro aka Snake aka Fake, extremely unoriginal "musician", after his Casey Neistat imitation vlogs didn't take off he got famous from doing TikTok react videos. Known for copying the aesthetics of many musicians such as MM and Dir En Grey. Music is really unoriginal too, his most successful songs are covers. Has an obsessive cult fanbase of tweens and lonely middle aged women, calls himself "goth daddy" after saying all goths are cunts. Got his channel started by leeching off his gf, Kaya, then dumped her when he got famous enough
-ToxicTears (Kaya), veteran youtuber, one of the OG "goths", used to get hundreds of thousands of views but her channel has dwindled, now she constantly makes excuses not to film and when she does it's usually an unboxing or a Q&A or GRWM. Has been pretty active on TikTok lately
-Kat Paine aka Skat, married tattoo artist who Jake cheated on Kaya with, has a kid. Traces her tattoo designs, vocab includes "shots!", "drinks", and giggling
-Jude Bishop, OF thot and ddlg pedo-pandering pickme who is also "goth", has her own thread but crosses over here too, publicly thirsts for Jake
-ItsBlackFriday (Freyja), goth youtuber, country hopper, terrible planner. Currently residing in Scotland
-Psychara, witchy instagoth who fries her hair
-Of Herbs and Altars (Dorian), goth youtuber who does videos on her ana and drugs past (now published about it too), believes she can fuck ghosts
-Adora BatBrat, instagoth who likes posting provocative stuff for shock value
-Ruadhan, youtuber, rambling shit stirrer

…and other cows who are discussed but not necessarily producing significant or frequent milk.

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Current Twitter Account: @BelloPanther
https://twitter.com/BelloPanther
Archive to be posted below.

Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin is a 28 year old autistic woman from Emerald Hills, CA who has spent the majority of her life online, behaving in erratic and unusual ways that involve harassing others usually because she is denied ERP with her fictional husbandos. The last several threads had been derailed by bad actors and attention whores, and an eleventh thread was never made despite several anons saying they would do so. We're back again to check in on our gorl because some interesting things have happened while her threads were in limbo.

A summary of happenings:
>She has maintained her silly little cat LARP, currently under the name BelloPanther as of posting this thread. She has reached 900 followers since.
>Chronic Liz Fong-Jones and Keffals asskisser, posting unfunny memes to "own the kiwis"
>She is still "coping and seething about it."
>Rachel is still living at home with her parents. She is still single. No polycule in sight.
>She posted about how the mean people were trying to boot her off the internet but conveniently left out sending death threats, posting someone's newborn online saying she'd rape and kill it, sending gore and porn to minors, possessing child porn, etc.
>Allegedly got called at home by another cow (Blaine Gaven Ross/Erika), which made her mom begin to supervise her internet time.
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Previous thread: >>>/snow/1680778

Repetitive nitpicks about Shayna's body, face, and genitals are subject to a 1-day ban. Reposting the same photos zoomed in or edited is not milk and you will receive a ban for nitpicking.

REMEMBER: Read the rules before posting. Stay on topic, derailing and infighting will result in a ban. Sage (in email field) when there’s no milk. Spoiler any NSFW images. No blogposting or bragging about how you're a better whore than Shayna. Nobody wants to hear about your degeneracy.

This is a Shay thread, curb your enthusiasm when posting screenshots of other e-whores, they go in the e-whore thread >>>/snow/1596608

Last thread:
> Gross screencaps from Shay and Ken's gross video >>>/snow/1682893
> Shay finds an equally homely twin at her latest Strictmoor shoot >>>/snow/1684148
> Comedian farting in front of a mentally disabled man picture >>>/snow/1684742
> Shay develops a "crush" on her twin, Faerie Willow >>>/snow/1685749 who doesn't seem to return the fake feelings
> Shaynatorium thread in /ot/ gets shut down in record time >>>/snow/1686038
> More creepy Strictmoor shoots >>>/snow/1686480 including photos that include dogs, for some ungodly reason >>>/snow/1688641
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Etheral electronic-alternative hipster musician turned imperialist-friendly space bimbo devoted to whiteknighting Elon Musk and making lame TikToks. Billionaire exploiting his workers and enjoying his cringe celebrity phase.

>Born Claire Elise Boucher on March 17, 1988 in Vancouver
>changed her name to c, a letter symbolizing speed of light
>attendend McGill University with plans to double major in neuroscience and Russian; got expelled for skipping classes
>first began posting music in 2007 on Myspace, released music on Arbutus, 4AD, Roc Nation. In 2021 she signed to Columbia Records, cause „she needs money for her music videos” cause „Elon doesn’t give her money” (despite successfully making videos for years)
>got together with Elon Musk because they made the same cringey joke relating to theory of roko basilisk
>has a child with Elon Musk, they named him X AE A-XII Musk. (Who knows how it’s really pronounced, Grimes and Elon have different opinions on that matter)
>used to have „anti-imperialist” written in twitter bio, removed it after her relationship with Musk went public
>apparently current subject of Elon Musk’s bimbofication process, fills her face with botox, as well as getting countless other pricey plastic surgery procedurers, most probably to satisfy her boyfriend; Elon’s ex wives all mentioned he pressured them into dying their hair blond and getting surgeries.
>wrote on Twitter that Elon illegaly preventing employee unionization is „fake news”. Claimed she „investigated this heavily”
>spends most of the time whiteknighting Elon on TikTok
>walking bilboard for Tesla; starred as „cybergirl” in Tesla ad
>made „Visions” under the influence of Adderall (as well as hunger and cold rooms)
>both she and her boyfriend made public appearances visibly high on something
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