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No. 1648936

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Last Thread: >>>/snow/1602730

The Basic Rundown:
>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way
>Before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - Jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways
>After Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately.
>Enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with Jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice
>Since Syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and Jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then…

Socials
Jonny-
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jonnycraig4l/?hl=en
Twitch: https://twitchtracker.com/thepearlboy4l/clips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jonnycraig4L
Sydney-
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/minnieskins/?hl=en
"Art" Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/skinniemins/?hl=en
OF: https://onlyfans.com/lilthiccghost

Old Milk:
>Cowtipper confirms that Jonny is indeed living the single life because Syd cheated on him >>1430884
>Taylor deleted/privated her video talking about JC abusing her >>>/snow/1488984 speculation that they’re back in contact continues
>Syd returns to e-begging for rent, meds and essentials for the kid she doesn’t have custody for >>>/snow/1490473
>Syd sets the tone for her OF saga >>>/snow/1499974, >>>/snow/1497288
>Syd makes an OF >>>/snow/1500737
>Taylor is following Jonny on instagram >>>/snow/1513531, according to taylor they're speaking again for the sake of "closure" >>>/snow/1515623
>Another court date, anons listen in and reveal that the DA wants to press felony charges for child endangerment (fentanyl was found in his baby’s blood) >>>/snow/1517793
>Bitch bf anon reveals his ex is dating Jonny >>1518419
>In comes Lanya (wigglewip/laynabrat/lazybani) a 25 year old “twitch streamer” from Canada
>Jonny buys a kitten >>1518923
>Syd finally makes OF content. Some cheeky nudes revealing her pancake nips >>1595638 >1595646 and a crusty video of her rubbing her snatch >>1595640

New Milk:
>Layna showing off her prince charming, >>1602744 or more accurately chasing that clout
>Syd still pathetically vague posts about Jonny >>1602795 >>1602792
>Jonny showing off his sexc sober gym grind bod >>1609802
>Syd posts painfully cringe videos of her screaming along to some hardcore music >>1609973 >>1609971
>Jonny living in a hovel >>1613403
>One of Jonny friends dies and he obviously can’t help making it about himself >>1613935
>Rumors that Syd fucked a member of the band “Cold Gawd” >>1614467 anon finds out she's following one of them on instagram >>1615599
>Jonny acting like a thirsty teenager after his gf goes home >>1617084 seems like Layna might be firing back >>1617628
>Jonny saying he’s the Freddy Mercury of this era >>1618803 >>1618814 completely delusional
>Jonny plans a tour with some of his butt buddies. Syd throws shade >>1618926
>Jonny continues to pretend he's not an abusive piece of shit >>1619416 (it's not like every gf he’s had calls him abusive or anything)
>Jonny coping HARD >>1623669
>Jonny plays a free show at a bar, the crowd is looking pretty sparse for a self proclaimed god >>1625734
>Jonny once again claiming the “charges are going to be dropped” >>1632377
>The fat comments seem to be getting to Jonny >>1633140 Mr.sausage fingers is pressed
>Jonny’s very proud of himself for buying his first vehicle at 36. It's an ugly second hand pedo van >>1640556 he plans to use it for touring >>1640446
>Jonny taunting his ex’s while he's passing through Texas on tour >>1642083 Layna stays behind >>1643007
>Jonny essentially admitting people don't want to associate with him because everyone knows he’s an abusive piece of shit >>1643799
>Syd goes on vacation >>1643935
>Some candids from his tour show Jonny’s been abusing filters HARD >>1644927 >>1645036 he looks at least 50.
>Jonny is still reading lyrics off of his cell phone at live shows >>1644975
>Jonny posts cringy emo stories while on tour >>1648507 >>1648517 then quickly deletes them.

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No. 1648948

praise be! new thread! now let's see goiter's "tour" shenanigans bring the milk.

let's see how many posts in we can get before the 3x#14 thread retards return to nitpick and/or simp for goiter

No. 1648964

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No. 1648993

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Skids new boyfriend looks like he was involved with DGD at some point? Any anon knows who this is?

No. 1649006

>>1648993
his involvement is probably that his current band sound like a dgd tribute slowed down kek

No. 1649021

>>1648993

Ian Cooperstein he produced their most recent album

No. 1649056

>>1649021
dgd? no that was kris crummet.

wonder if he'll drop some of syds screams on the next eidola kek

No. 1649057

>>1648993
She probably saw DGD, Eidola, and Wolf and Bear (the other two bands have members from DGD also in them) in his bio and her groupie spidey senses in her vagina started tingling. Poor guy, I’m sure she doesn’t actually legitimately like him for him. So I guess that’s were she flew to? To visit this guy? No doubt he paid for the trip

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kinda old, but a fan posted a video from the balcony at the powerhouse when he played that free show. he can’t even moderately fill up a tiny pub venue anymore.

No. 1649068

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I google image searched “Ian Cooperstein producer” because I wanted to see what he looked like and I’m pretty sure it’s the guy on the bottom right, although this seems to be an old band he was in and an old picture. All the pics that showed up, including this one, were group pics but this guy was the common denominator in all of them. In case anyone else was curious. Inb4 Syd’s like “ewww weirdo pedos stalking me and my chiold and my new victim

No. 1649133

>>1649068
Yeah, Ian is the bottom right guy. He has been in a ton of bands/music projects. He's a decent musician, but i don't know what he is like as a person, except for the fact that he is a manlet.

No. 1649332

>>1648936
Thank god you’re not a retard nonny. Thank you. Blessed be thy milk.
The thread image is /chef’s kiss/
>>1649068
Kek What an ugly dude

No. 1649414

>>1649068
the guy on the bottom left is hot

No. 1649453

>>1649332
That’s just an old pic too. The more recent pictures he looks even worst kek (sorry don’t wanna start an Ian is hot/Ian is ugly debate with the anons who like to do that)

No. 1649532

>>1649453
Kek hold my drink - the fact you say Ian is unattractive when he clearly is attractive screams projected insecurities. I’d love to see what anons criticising him look like, anyone with eyes can see he has a great body, etc etc etc

Thanks for new thread anon! Blessed be the milk

No. 1649537

>>1649532
He is objectively ugly.

No. 1649546

>>1649064
Lmao you love to see it! And yet he is still not humbling himself, not even an ounce. Sad that skid didnt torch the last remaining fan base of his.

No. 1649552

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One of the groupie last night was hanging out with goiter and his retarded friends in their airbnb. Is that layna or a new girl? I can’t tell. They all look the same.

No. 1649817

>>1649552

The ever-present moldy spaghetti-strap tanktop from H+M and terminally-bored-in-JCs presence-face looks like Layna. Is she like suddenly on tour now to make sure her totally faithful and trustworthy bf behaves himself after this? >>1647568

No. 1649862

>>1649537
Tbf compare him to goiter, this is an upgrade for skidney. At least he is not nodding out and poisoning his kid with fent lmao

No. 1649866

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>>1649817
Kek nonnie you are right.. she tagged along on the tour after goiter boi started sexting other girls and had his vague public meltdown. Thought layna finally had some backbone and decided to fuck off back to canada..

No. 1649888

>>1649552
I wonder if her showing up has anything to with his mini Instagram meltdown yesterday kek.
>>1648507
>>1648517

No. 1649893

>>1649888
It looks like they fought and he posted those after she planned to go back home? Hence the “empty house” part? then he took them down when they made up and instead of going home she came to him?

No. 1649920

>>1649893
If that is what happened it’s perfect proof he hasn’t changed at all. Obligatory tf, They fought (probably after him thirsting over tour thots) so he says he wants to die and plays the victim to worry her and rope her back in, even though the fight was almost definitely HIS fault to begin with.

No. 1649937

>>1649552
Lelayna is giving off these ana chan vibes in her selfies and social media but whenever a candid is posted, she looks so flabby like an ex fatty lol and her arm looks bigger than here here >>>/snow/1646904

No. 1650008

>>1649937
In that candid her arm is pushed up against her but in the photo of her ass it’s out to the side so yes it’s going to look a lot smaller.

No. 1650012

>>1650008
example: >>>/snow/1584212 her arms are skinny in this candid he took of her
unless she got fat since then which is possible

No. 1650036

>>1649937
>>1650012
have you like never seen a human irl or something? that’s literally just anatomy? upper arms look smaller when they’re extended away from your body rather than squished against your side.

No. 1650065

Does anyone know how many more “dates” of this tour is left?
Jonny seems codependent af, like he got all emo at the thought of Layna going back to Canada. I mean with Taylor and Syd he was pretty much living with them instantly so makes sense. I can’t wait till she goes back to Canada and he cheats because he literally can’t be alone.

No. 1650077

>>1650065
I swear goiter is incapable of being by himself because deep down even he knows he hates himself. Thats why his constant need to call himself a god lmao. I’ve only know him through TND but swear this man has never ever been by himself. Ever.

No. 1650230

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the resemblance is uncanny

No. 1650273


No. 1650282

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I don’t know what’s more embarrassing; still trying to sell tickets off the back of DGD or playing a show at a Hard Rock Cafe knock off venue

No. 1650424

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Glad to be back with you bitches, let’s try not to squander it huh?

Syd is laying it on thick with this new boyfriend saga. It’s feeling like she chose the first guy who was interested and had money to fly her out, and latched on hard. And it’s feeling like she’s hoping it’ll catch Jonny’s attention when really I think he couldn’t care less about her or what she’s doing

No. 1650426

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Also in syd news, her and Megan were tramping around in the cemetery which isn’t milk but mostly just funny to me. (This pic is of Megan but I’m sure we’ll get Syd’s soon. Or maybe not since she doesn’t follow thru half the time)

If this is the cemetery I think it is, then I’m pretty sure my grandma is buried there, so it’s great to know half naked wannabe goth girls may be taking shitty photography shots all over her grave. RIP grandma kekkkkk

No. 1650440

>>1649866
Wow that’s pathetic. Ends up on a tour she wasn’t invited on after throwing a fit. It’s giving syd energy. Then posts this weird pointless picture just to show she is now present after people questioned if that was her in the video. Bet his friends on the tour are annoyed, since she’s always there and they probably thought they could do something without her for once and then she flies in.

No. 1650443

>>1650440
Samefag. Dunno why that just randomly posted when I tried to post it days ago right as the site went offline. Irrelevant now.

No. 1650460

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>>1650230
It’s so obvious she doesn’t have Storm. She went to the aquarium, but I don’t think she’s ever taken her son. So sad.

No. 1650558

>>1650426
Imagine being in your 30s and doing this.. and imagine your kid stumbling upon your cringy thot pic in the future. good god the second hand embarrassment.

No. 1650568

>>1650424
I genuinely like to know if skidney will still get back with goiter given the chance?

Also how fast are these two rebounding? Kek

No. 1650590

>>1650424
Gwen Stefani from the 90's called, she wants her cringe punk rock white girl bindi back

No. 1650768

>>1650440
Goiter invites every single one of his girlfriends on tour. This girl doesn’t really give “show up uninvited” energy.

No. 1650778

>>1650768

People are fairly speculating that he got busted sliding into DMs, as evidenced by this >>1647568 and the whiney stories he posted then deleted about coming home to an empty house like the next day.

No. 1650818

>>1650778
Yeah which to me points more towards him inviting her. She was probably going to go to Canada after he was dming rando’s and he weasled his way out of it.

No. 1650929

>>1650768
He probably invited her and she didn’t want to go until he had his little meltdown and then she felt obligated to go see him because he was talking about wanting to die lol. I do wonder how she got from California to Alabama so fast, he had his breakdown and the next day she was there. Was goitre really so sad he flew her out there immediately loool?

No. 1650940

>>1650929
He’s so co-dependant he definitely flew out there. Pretty sure that night or the following day he posted about only getting W’s

No. 1651017

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I think it’s funny she showed up the a tour date where there was a rented air bnb and a bunch of other girls.

Goiter turned off his tagged pictures on ig too. Weird flex..

No. 1651020

>>1651017
Weird they’re back on again now

No. 1651132

Mf looks like Sam Hyde doing an impression. They're both equally as hideous and repulsive

No. 1651149

>>1650460
same for Jonny, he got a van for his shitty tour but can’t take his son for a day out, he even let his son got intoxicated, really really sad

>>1651017
is this Jonny?

No. 1651235

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>>1651017
his comments on this post are so cringe. he’s right he does look like a creepy kek

No. 1651320

>>1651149
Judging by the lack of shitty tattoos on his neck I’d say it’s someone else

No. 1651417

>>1650818
She's boring af, but I'll give her some credit cause at least she's behaving better than Skid when she was bumming on tour and humblebragging, making him pull her up on stage at every show, and making him re-propose to her on stage kek plus heckling his female fans with hE HaS a ChIoLd. There's still time though I guess.

No. 1651474

>>1650929
>>1650818
>>1650778
>>1650440
Anons please stop making shit up as fact. You know this game if lolcow telephone will turn into "remember when they fought and he whined about going home alone and she showed up on tour to prove us wrong?" Maybe she didn't want to drive in a van with smelly tour dudes and he flew her out to meet him there. She wouldn't be the first girl to do that. Maybe he's bummed after tour the house will be empty because she's going home. Maybe he's fucking with us because anons are making up narratives. Out of every thread, this one has the most anons commenting tinfoils as fact. Just like he "poisoned his kid" or "his kid OD'd" or "he's a rapist". Some anons are seriously living in a fantasy instead of talking shit about the proven milk.

No. 1651477

>>1651474
L'il Jon's sobriety/monogamy is getting boring so making shit up and believing anons with no receipts seems to be all we have for now
In b4 hi Lelayna/Shorty's boyfriends

No. 1651493

>>1651474
They honestly seem like a good couple and any fighting anons are speculating about is just that. Speculation. They could just be really good at hiding it. He could be shooting up constantly and she could be scratching the eyes out of every girl at his shows. It’ll come out eventually anyways.

No. 1651553

>>1651417
Lmao that was gold. I miss those times.

No. 1651580

The thread pic is absolute gold. Bless you nonnie.

No. 1651607

>>1651474
why are you so emotionally invested in this?

No. 1651624

>>1651607
Bc it’s Layna kek

No. 1651627

>>1651017
This is not Jonny. Jonny is covered in tattoos both arms

No. 1651632

>>1650036
Not always…. Lmao but go on

No. 1651639

>>1651624
Nope just a nonnie with at least 2 braincells to rub together.

No. 1651646

>>1651474
Err but his kid is literally poisoned? Nonnie are you a cow?

No. 1651663

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Right now, Layna's life is just sitting in various locations. Sits on a plane, sits in an AirBnb, sits in Goiters trap house, sits at the venue, sits on twitch….

Goiters life seems to be a Whiteboi Xan Rapper LARP, where he spouts incoherent garbage in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. Whether it's Chinese bobble-heads, a felony child endangerment trial, or shilling his generic trap-loop auto-tune music… goiter still is unable to realize he's is a cringey joke.

Syd's new bf doesn't seem phased hi's producer role has now stretched to nutting in the baby mama of an ex-dgd singer. I dunno if that bolsters his instagram credits.

No. 1651670

>>1651474
he "poisoned his kid"
- well documented pending felony case. court audio confirms

or "his kid OD'd"
- the potential exposure to OD from the biggest killer in america is why his case is a felony

or "he's a rapist"
- well documented, multiple sources, multiple years

No. 1651888

>>1651670
Yeah I was going to say, is he not a rapist? I thought women did accuse him of that. I didn’t want to get attacked tho kek

No. 1651948

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does anyone else think of goiter when those jenny craig ads come on tv/youtube? kek his weight loss program would be straight up meth and C-brand energy drink

No. 1652254

>>1651627
Ayrt - sorry I didn’t specify it’s not him, but it was taken in the same air bnb and same hang out he was at. Didn’t realise it would cause confusion

No. 1652683

Me thinks that Skid got her new man (assuming he’s good with computers) to hack into the lolcow website for a few days

No. 1652685

>>1651663
That’s why I was like damn she’s 25 and still lives at home and everyone came for my neck. Okay but she’s obviously not working? Just being a mooch. Maybe Canadian parents are different idk (no my parents don’t love me any less for wanting me to move out younger and have a sense of independence, cuz that was said too)

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>>1652683
KEK wtf no. it was scheduled down time.

No. 1652772

>>1652742
It was a good enough guess lol

No. 1652775

File: 1663732604171.png (2.08 MB, 750x1334, 63CC0C5D-5F8B-428D-BB26-54B05B…)

What’s going on with her bangs on the left side?

No. 1652791

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Someone said he’s uglier than Jonny. Thoughts?

No. 1652807

>>1652791
he looks like Moses Hacmon (Hila Klein’s brother) only a bit more ugly kek

No. 1652822

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No. 1652944

>>1652791
Wooow he really is. That hook nose. He looks like the homebum in Ghost that taught Patrick Swayze how to flick the can in the subway.

No. 1652975

>>1652791
She looks so cringe and desperate. He looks like some weak soy cuck

No. 1652980

>>1652944
Kek this reference is sending me

No. 1653025

>>1649866
If she is there then who is watching the cat?

No. 1653100

>>1651670
The hearing just said the kid had fentanyl in his bloodstream. They don't have pure fentanyl on the street as it's usually cut with other shit. We don't know if it occurred during a hospital stay and Jonny and Syd are too dumb to remember.
The "well-documented" rape from cow adjacents that never went to the cops, have zero tests confirming, and could be pulling an Amber Heard for all who know. Not saying for sure they're lying or telling the truth, but I wouldn't call unreliable cows a reliable "well documented" source. Just like I wouldn't believe that cow Taylor and why I've never bothered with her thread. Every girl that made claims on social media seem pretty cow-ish to me. I don't think clumsy, formerly perpetually high Jonny could even rape himself.

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>>1652944
>>1652791

I wonder how long before he yells at Syd, "Get off! My! Traiiiiin!!

No. 1653152

>>1653115
Oh she’ll ruin it in no time. Especially if they’re doing long distance. Someone as insecure as her not being able to breathe down his neck every waking second. Who thinks she’ll try to move to him asap and put even more distance between herself and her son?

No. 1653236

>>1653100
we don’t care about your opinion nona, and its just not one girl, lurk moar and condoning his behavior isn’t gonna erase the fact that he lost custody of his son for being a drug ass loser, he did harm to his own son when he was supposed to protect him.
nona get some glasses i think u r blind

No. 1653345

johnny boy craves instability. things with layna will never work. he’s addicted to drama and inflicting pain on women.

No. 1653397

Syds new bf looks like that guy from Ghostbusters hahaha

No. 1653404

idk this new guy seems more on Syd’s level looks wise.

No. 1653451

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>>1653025
Hey nonnie, I guess Jonny really wanted you to know the cat is okay kek

No. 1653712

>>1653152
I wonder how far away he actually lives. Far enough for a flight… that would be so selfish of her to move away from her son. Maybe she’ll convince him to move down here so she can move in with him since Meg appears to be tired of her shit?

No. 1653714

>>1653152
Yeah but I doubt this man his groupies in his inbox constantly like Jonny does.

No. 1653716

>>1653025
She probably left a giant ass bowl of food and water out or he got Sonya to check on Robert the last remaining days on tour

No. 1653718

>>1653115
He looks like he belongs on some type of dollar bill here

No. 1653744

>>1653712
How does Meg appear to be tired of her shit? Genuinely curious if I missed something, not being sassy.

Also when googling this guy to see if he was actually a producer for DGD, it seems he might live in Salt Lake City but I could be mistaken.

No. 1653777

>>1652822
my sides. this is exactly who i thought of when i saw the pic

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>>1653744

syd vague post from 9/15, meg’s probably sick of her shit but this was before their cringe cemetery photo shoot so who knows

No. 1653853

>>1653826
this is some textbook BDP shit. I know she loves raw dogging her mental illness but this kinda shit makes it so obvious she’s the furthest thing from a functioning adult. I’m sure she threw this embarrassing Instagram pity party over the smallest of inconveniences because she was fine the next day.

No. 1653890

>>1653236
No one is condoning his behavior. Your reading comprehension is lousy if you can't understand that the clout chasing I'm-going-to-report-my-questionable-rApE-for-thousands-on-social-media-but-not-file-a-police-report clowns aren't a reputable source.

No. 1653899

>>1653826
>>1653744
There's no indication Meg is sick of her. She probably is happy she has someone to hang out with besides kids since a lot of moms only have other mom friends. The Ghost lookalike guy probably just told Syd all the shit Jonny used to say about her and she's so surprised he thought her behavior was annoying.
I'm starting to think Jonny is just a former self destructive addict that dated damaged girls because he thought he was the same. It's pretty common with people with low self esteem to choose others that they think are on their level of loser. Once he got sober, he started being more basic bitch hence Wiggles now. I hope he stays a sober nobody so Syd can fume over his level of normalcy

No. 1653926

>>1653899
He used to always say this to trap girls into a relationship with him but I’d actually believe he’d use again if she dumped him.

No. 1653993

>>1652822
I fucking choked KEK

>>1652791
Balagan

No. 1654057

>>1653397
vigo the carpathian? I see it nonnie!

No. 1654070

>>1653890
Yeah not playing devils advocate here but the “many” women who actually accused him of rape were just Amanda, Chelsea, and Taylor. All three of them are very mentally unstable and most of us have been here to witness that. I don’t victim shame but something about their claims just seemed to be out of anger or to try to destroy his already ruined reputation. However, I do not appreciate lil Jon’s story “how I feel waking up knowing I never abused anyone” because I would put money on the fact that he has most definitely physically abused most of his exes. I just don’t know how I feel about the actual rape claims. I never really believed them, but I’m sure I’ll get a lot of shit for saying this…. I could be wrong. I hope I’m not wrong, because actual rape is a very horrible thing. If they are lying it’s basically just a fuck you to actual rape victims.

No. 1654073

>>1653899
How did you just pull that tinfoil out of your ass? That they had a conversation about Jonny talking shit about her? Syd is definitely used to the fact that Jonny talked shit about her and did not appreciate her

No. 1654078

>>1653926
I don’t think anything will make Layna dump Jonny. She seems so out of touch with reality. Very naive. All of his past girlfriends stayed thru the abuse, cheating, using, and there’s no doubt in my mind she is no any different. That’s why he picked her. Little miss “now it’s my turn” kek

The only way I see them breaking up is if Jonny gets bored of her or meets someone hotter and closer to him that’s willingly to sacrifice being an absolute joke in order to date him. But maybe he likes boring bitches now. We shall see. I can’t remember when they got together, like April or May? So it’s been nearly five months?

No. 1654081

>>1653451
Just like TayTay he couldn’t make it anymore obvious he reads here

No. 1654083

>>1654070
Yeah a cheating aggressive shit head? Most likely. Rapist? Hard to say, as those 3 have their own mental issues. Chelsea was only in the psych ward because he broke up with her for Liz and she was so jealous and upset about it she tried to kill herself.

No. 1654089

>>1654083
I remember this. Do you remember her cheating on him with a Vans manager? Whoever she was hanging out with took pics of them in the hot tub together and everything lmfao. I wonder if it was around this time, because I do believe it was summer

No. 1654091

>>1654083
Samefag but Liz also tried to kill herself and took pictures in the ER and everything. Like damn, knowing this man drove two different women to suicide really gets under my skin, no matter how attention seeking they were. Like if I were Layna and I found this out I’d ghost the motherfucker

No. 1654095

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I just randomly came across this but I’m shocked none of his exes tried to start this petition to keep Jonny out of the music business. It would bring me pure joy to see how many people actually sign. I thought they were all gonna ban together to plot against his career? But nothing ever came of it. I doubt the exes even talk anymore. They also all have new partners now, except for TND.

No. 1654102

>>1654095
They actually did do this and made a petition which got his band dropped from their label.

No. 1654405

File: 1663862996120.jpeg (161.36 KB, 1080x1350, signal-2022-09-22-170655.jpeg)

that goiter bobble head tat really bothers me. she should put R Kelly on the other arm.

No. 1654429

>>1653100
If you love goiter so much, go hangout in his instagram comments with the mexican moms. You don't just get upgraded to a felony for "the lulz and maybe hospital teehee." You don't need a police report to make something true. Amber Heard? Terrible comparison, that was one person, this is multiple corroborating stories of people who never met.

Imagine being such a low life, room temp IQ, mongoloid, to say that someone is unlikely to of "raped" because they probably "couldn't rape". Jesus titty fucking christ. Next you'll be saying Epstein probably wasn't a pedo because he didn't work at a school.

No. 1654438

>>1653890
no one is saying that, we are reporting on events that have more evidence than your presumption of innocence.

if this is you goiter, spend less time on here and more time learning your lyrics.

No. 1654446

>>1654438
there are too many big words and complete sentences for this to be jenny craig

No. 1654450

>>1654446
kek. touché.

No. 1654499

>>1654405
those flat ass eggplant boobs omfg they so wide and flabby

No. 1654522

>>1654429

>mexican moms

I stg this is the funniest thread on the site even though the milk is basically non-existent at this point

No. 1654579

>>1654522
agreed. seems the goiter shills are doing the PR round.

"iT CoUlDnT Of bEeN ThE HiStOrIcAl jUnKy dAd uSiNg fEnT LaCeD DrUgS, iT WaS ThE HoSpItAl" fuck up hahahahahahaha

No. 1654699

>>1654102
Ohhhh I thought they got dropped just because of allegations, but that makes more sense

No. 1654701

>>1654429
Wtf is the Mexican moms thing all about? Literally it’s just something you made up and are the only one who keeps saying it. Stop trying to make this a thing, it’s cringey and not even accurate.

No. 1654711

Also if you’re gonna say his fanbase “mostly” consists of Mexican moms then back it up with some proof, if not then shut the fuck up.

No. 1654714

File: 1663881985344.jpeg (425.61 KB, 750x972, 45DF3FD0-FDBC-4688-BF76-4FB334…)

She looks greasy to me here

No. 1654729

>>1654701
of all the things to suddenly get offended about? kek. are you equally offended if i say white moms at a def leppard concert? you gonna defend eggplants next?

PS i copied the joke from above so there is at-least 2x of us kek. cope.

No. 1654736

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No. 1654791

>>1654701
It’s pretty accurate if you look at the pics of the crowd at his shows and the comments of his posts. The only other fans are grimey looking dudes and chicks that look like meth head trailer trash or look like they’re trying to grow their social media career. “Mexican moms” just rolls off the tongue better and it’s funny. Cope.

No. 1654866

File: 1663890128473.png (10.17 MB, 1284x2778, FD47794F-FDEF-44A7-AA0C-D6CA4A…)

it pisses me off when people flex their money but have the worst tattoos like what the fuck is on his arm

No. 1654899

>>1650424
those upper lip dermal things are…a choice

No. 1654910

>>1654866
Anon, maybe you're too young but there was a time when we got tattoed by whoever was there when we walked in and didn't have some aesthetic nonsense to try to live up to.
We're really out of L'il Jon milk when anons are reaching like this.

No. 1654914

>>1654701
nta, are u a Mexican mom or smthin? why are u so pressed over this kek?

No. 1654915

>>1654438
>>1654579
Good Lord not the ridiculous hi cows again when it's obvious L'il Jon and his adjacents aren't in here. They're too dumb to be coherent.
It's not crazy to want a reputable source. Besides him being an addict who pulled scam shit and a shit dad who has charges that he hasn't been convicted for and most likely won't, I haven't seen any other actual proof of anything. You want to believe nut case women who claimed he's a rapist but were so upset he left them that they tried to kill themselves or another meth addict who is now friends with him? Sounds to me like you're just grasping at straws for some obsessive hate boner. Those 3 psychos only made those claims after he moved on and they stayed in their vendetta phase. It's pretty obvious they just wanted to trash him.

No. 1654917

>>1654914
>>1654791
>>1654729
NTA but "Mexican moms" is so inaccurate it just makes you look like a fool for latching onto one anons stupid statement.
I miss the days this thread went by actual receipts and not just anons making shit up because it's fUnNy or just because it fits their personal narrative.

No. 1654925

>>1654910
nope i have a few home tattoos and none look even close to as grimey as whatever that shit is, but go off anon

No. 1654943

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No. 1654961

>>1654917
>you look like a fool for latching onto one anons stupid statement. I miss the days this thread went by actual receipts
Are you okay? This is literally a joke, the same way anons call jonny goitre or syd skid. No one is visiting the thread to confirm if jonny’s fan base is mostly composed of mexican moms or anything, calm down lmao.

No. 1654987

>>1654711
agreed. whoever keeps going off about mexicans is really making this a 4chan type place. we get it, mexicans like jonny. anon can move on now about it.

No. 1654989

>>1654405
she's literally the ugliest chick jonny's been with. crazy how out of all the 10s he's been with he knocked up the hard 4

No. 1655000

>>1654989
All the 10s? Maybe Liz is a 10. Chelsea and Layna are like 7s at best, maybe 6s. Tay a 5 after ruining her looks, and Amanda a 4.

No. 1655025

>>1654714
this pic was posted before, maybe she really is putting up some weight lol

>>1654989
cope

No. 1655060

>>1655025
Was it posted here? I posted it a few hours before she posted it lmao. Maybe she just takes several pics that look alike in the same outfits.

Also, it appears some ladies in the thread are on their period or something. Sheesh.

No. 1655064

>>1654917
Kek you’re so mad over a stupid joke. Go touch some grass, gabacho

No. 1655066

>>1655000
So who is better looking Amanda or Syd? I think it’s a tie. 4 is appropriate.

I hope milk comes soon. While lame Layna is away, Jonny will play. Look at the shit he tried to pull on his little tour and probably would have gotten away with it had the friend not came in here and ruined it. Dammit I want some milk. I wonder how long Layna will put up this innocent, peaceful, no drama act. They’ve probably said I love you by now, planning their future together (gag), surely her insecure jealous side will come out soon. It’s happened with every other girl because Jonny is a shitty boyfriend.

No. 1655068

>>1655064
Nobody is mad just bc they don’t agree. It’s ignorant and racist and they are simply pointing it out. But yall are proud of it bc it’s funny. I’m not even gonna go back and forth about this tho. Even the stfu anon doesn’t seem mad. If cursing means angry to you then yikes. Can we move on now?

No. 1655098

>>1655068
it’s about as edgy as laughing at Syd’s eggplant tiddies or Layna’s lack of ass. Something tells me you’re one of the fat Hispanic moms.

No. 1655210

File: 1663918448087.jpeg (711.21 KB, 1284x2255, 380238A0-FFC1-4187-8388-37883B…)

“#ilovecemeteries” Then go live in a fucky wucky forever box miss “#spookybabe”

No. 1655220

>>1654910
sorry you have tweaker tattoos anon

No. 1655234

>>1654070
he’s clearly an abuser. they’re not lying

No. 1655235

>>1654091
Hitler also drove about 3-4 of his girlfriends to suicide

No. 1655255

>>1655210
Oh dear god.. asking for a non-american anon.. is this alt cringe or is this basic cringe? Kek. Syd go take your meds please

No. 1655266

>>1655210
I love this pink wig era. Queen shit.

No. 1655267

>>1655234
I think he’s a bad guy

No. 1655391

>>1655210
Her poses when she’s attempting to model are always so fucking awkward. I’m not sure if she’s trying to be seductive or what but she just looks stiff and uncomfortable. Close your legs skid. We can smell this picture and it’s disrespectful to the dead.

No. 1655392

File: 1663939963250.jpg (76.55 KB, 768x1003, hurt-form-within-hurt-feelings…)

>>1654917
Why in particular have you chosen for this to offend you and not any of the jokes on here? Are you a Mexican Mom? Please fill out

I was a joke based one some of the photos of his fans, just like everything else on this site. Please fill out this form if you are going to nitpick what offends you.

No. 1655418

>>1655391
the dead don't care but just imagine going to pay your respects to your loved ones grave and smelling this thot's miasma like cheap polyester and lukewarm eggplant parmigiana

No. 1655429

File: 1663943111546.png (1.26 MB, 1920x1080, lol.png)

I'm loving these new factions that have showed up in this thread. The Goiter PR team going HARD on the damage control. Then the Mexican Mom Protection Agency showing up to attempt to censor jokes.

What do you gain from shilling this smelly old troll?

No. 1655438

>>1654522
Sydney England fits into the Mexican Mom category since she loves pretending she's so ethnic. I think its an accurate description of his fan base kek

No. 1655439

>>1655210
>>1655391
> We can smell this picture and it’s disrespectful to the dead.
KEK, thank you anon. Her and her party city wig are so trashy! Also purity ring? Could she be any more basic?

No. 1655526

>>1655429
what a lovely young man, would be perfect to date and have a choild with.

>>1655438
kek. i feel the streisand effect doing its work here. except the rumor is kinda true if you look through his fans photos kekek

No. 1655548

>>1655210
good lord, my sPoOkY goth friends and I did this kind of shit when we were in high school. she really is forever 15 years old

No. 1655554

What’s going on with Mexican moms? I feel like I missed a chapter.

No. 1655574

>>1655554
You missed nothing. Some one can’t take a joke so anons are meme-ing Mexican moms. Idk how saying Mexican moms is racist but apparently it’s racist to say the word Mexican.

No. 1655612

>>1655574
Because gringos tend to use “Mexican” as a slur

No. 1655642

>>1655612
>angry Mexican mom about to simp incoming
Learn to sage juanita

No. 1655654

>>1655429
Can you read anon? If anons says the only proven milk is Jonny was a scamming addict who's a shit dad and had a few hearings over charges he hasn't been convicted of and there's no reputable proof of actual rApE or aBooSe besides unfounded claims from the 3 stooges, then you post a pic of a scamming addict who hasn't been convicted of anything, you're literally just proving the point.

No. 1655666

>>1655554
>>1655642
You know who else loves to rag on minorities for no reason other than to just do it? L'il Jon. I'm underweight and nowhere near Mexican and even I'm getting second hand embarrassment from anons who are literally using Mexican moms as an insult to Jonny. Obviously if someone says "Tom Hardy has a lot of Mexican moms who love him", that's not an insult. Anons saying "L'il Jon is such a washed up loser-only Mexican moms like him", is an insult. Are you that dumb that you don't see that lumping an ethnicity in with a guy you hate for breathing now just because he was a scammer addict, is an insult? Anons clearly are needlessly trashing family oriented mothers that are Mexican. That's below L'il Jon's humor, congrats.

No. 1655672

>>1655429
Pretty sure none of us are trying to be someone's PR team of Lol cow kek. But apparently anyone who doesn't believe every Shorty rumor is either going to get hi cowed or being his PR Team. Anon, real adults actually look at proven evidence and form their own opinion. High school kids minds like Syd's and some anons here are so wrapped up in hate that they lash out at rational thoughts in their quest to hate Midget for everything he does, even if the narratives are just rumors. Anons, some of us don't share your opinions. Cry more, talk less nonsense

No. 1655688

>>1655666
I'm not reading all that shit but calm down maria it's not that serious

No. 1655703

>>1655672
You cannot say one word giving JC or Layna the benefit of the doubt without being “hi cow”’d or ripped the fuck up for “white knighting” “simping” ect.

No. 1655739

>>1655703
to all u uglies desperate for some man like JC in your lives: this is a GOSSIP site, get over it already!
go clean his image on a fb fan page or some ig account, maybe he will notice yall kek

No. 1655743

>>1655438
but syd looks like a gringa wtf lol she even looks like a canadian like big girl lelayna caldwell, anything but a mexican mom kek nona your racism and syd boner is showing

No. 1655767

>>1655739
To many nonnies so far up JC and lelayna’s asses. Like they both aren’t SCUM.

No. 1655792

File: 1663971680513.png (667.34 KB, 828x1792, 82A5FE8C-C008-46C4-A26B-DBD0F1…)

Just Google this shit, everything he said about the allegations when they came out, is exactly what’s being said here - funny that.

Shock to some of you but some men do specifically abuse and assault partners, because it’s easier, less likely to be reported, and more easily disputed if it is reported. Case and point all these tests saying they made it up.


Okay so they made that up. This girl also made this up.

No. 1655793

File: 1663971789224.jpeg (127.75 KB, 827x917, A595B0D4-1BED-41C8-AD20-096B17…)

Oh and I suppose this issue was just some mad ex making stuff up too?

Assault = abuse. How many excuses have you got to make up?

All this is on the other threads too read them before you come in here and defend scum

No. 1655856

>>1655792
>>1655793
thank u noni for doing God’s work

No. 1655868

>>1655098
Those are cows. Stereotyping his fans into “fat Mexican moms” is racist, and no I’m none of those things. I’m just not ignorant. Some jokes are funny like jc and Syd’s nicknames and some are tasteless. But keep defending yourself since it means that much to you

No. 1655889

>>1655666
Thank you anon. Yet someone just said this is the funniest thread on the site because of the joke. Clearly y’all haven’t been reading any other threads then because this thread is far from funny, if anything it’s embarrassing. But letting them know they are being racist, ignorant, and tasteless definitely means we are a “Mexican mom” or our feelings are hurt.
If that’s the funniest joke to you then I swear the majority of you have two brain cells. Why is this still being defended and discussed? Talk about something else that’s milky. Or keep clogging the thread with elementary school level jokes.

The secondhand embarrassment is real right now.

No. 1655898

>>1655792
Were talking about the actual rape claims, no one is is saying he didn’t hit his girlfriends or ask minors for nudes.

No. 1655899

>>1655868
God lord just shut the fuck up no one cares about your stupid politically correct bullshit. The statistics speak for themselves. It's all trailer trash and that includes big fat bloated mexican mothers that idolize anyone they think might be famous.

No. 1655902

>>1655793
Calm down Jade, no one is defending JC or simping for him lmfao. They are saying the rape claims are questionable. I fully believe physical abuse went on. I just don’t fully believe he raped anyone, and that apparently means I want him or something. I’m as gay as it gets, men are disgusting.

No. 1655905

>>1655899
What statistics? Lmfao was there a study done? You just say it’s the majority of people in his fan photos but haven’t posted proof. You shut the fuck up then with your inaccurate statement. You can’t make me do anything. But you wanna go back and forth so bad because you can’t stand not getting the last word in.

No. 1655906

>>1655899
So he has no fat/bloated white fans? You make no fucking sense

No. 1655908

>>1655899
You just bashed the ethnicity again, saying only “Mexican” mom will idolize anyone they think is famous. Leaving other races out of it.

Just say you’re racist and move on. You look dumb as fuck.

No. 1655912

Yeahhhh time to put this conversation to rest. The more the “joke”…? gets defended the more racist you look. It’s not a good look. Yet you’re willing to die on that hill, for what?

No. 1655925

>>1655899
100% this. all his fans are fat trailer trash in general it’s just also funny that there’s a lot of Mexican boomer women that comment love on his posts. That’s it. You’re on lolcow not your little hugbox. Cry about it.

No. 1655929

>>1655908
Are you gonna cry about us calling Layna fat next? Get over it.

No. 1655951

>>1655908
Shut the fuck up retard.

No. 1656077

>>1655908
Mexican is a nationality not a race anon. People shit on my nationality all the time here, just ignore it or report if it really bothers you.

No. 1656094

>>1655889
>getting personally offended in the jonny craig thread on lolcow.farm
Idk this thread is as funny as Sydneys wideset eggplants and Jonny nodding off to me

No. 1656105

>>1655889
I don’t understand how you think thats racist? If I said a lot of middle aged white men like nickleback is that racist? It’s just a general statement, I’m not trying to be mean to the middle aged white men. You’re making assumptions and doing mental gymnastics just so you can be offended
>if anons say Mexican moms like JCs music that has to mean they hate Mexican moms so they’re obviously a buncha racists.
That’s some schizo logic fr.

No. 1656114

>>1655793
I worked on that tour and haveb mentioned this a million times. He was drunk and made misogynistic jokes to a female staff member who even wrote an article saying she wasn't even bothered. All the other bands called a meeting and wanted him off the tour. Good job reading tabloids that literally weren't there.

No. 1656119

>>1656105
>>1656094
>>1655951
>>1655929
>>1655925
Sounds like you clearly are so into Jonny that you're jealous of his fanbase a la Syd and have to resort to putting down Mexican women to cope. The Racist and jealous anon and your 2 anons that are pandering to your personal hugbox, all forgot your retard logic goes both ways. We get it, you feel threatened by Mexican moms. Tell me you're racist trash without telling me you're racist trash. Keeeek

No. 1656129

>>1656114
>>1655793
Samefag but anons who act like gossip magazines are a source despite a game of telephone can read the actual statement written by Colleen. She was not bothered by the dumb jokes Jonny made. She wasn't assaulted. She sold merch and was literally laughing while Jonny was joking around and he never even touched her. I was there in NJ and personally don't like Jonny but making shit up turns lolcow into National Enquirer tier nonsense

https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sn3q90

No. 1656132

>>1656129
This isn’t even a statement from Colleen. It’s someone named Shelby who worked with JC previously and felt like she needed to stand up for him. Abusive people aren’t abusive to every single person they meet.

No. 1656135

>>1655793
Anon an allegation of assault does not mean assault. Just like an allegation of you being too dumb to vet your sources or comprehend words doesn't mean you're proven to be asnoverly retarded as you seem.
Dislike cows for what they do, not dumb rumors.

No. 1656136

>>1656132
Shelby posted it for Colleen, anon. Colleen didn't want to be interviewed or questioned and this was the best way to keep her relatively anonymous

No. 1656142

>>1656135
Even the whole band came out to clarify. I watched the entire thing go down and Colleen was laughing awkwardly and saying "haha that's so stupid". At the town hall in jersey it was discussed that he didn't touch anyone and it was mysogenistic jokes someone else overheard him saying to Colleen that got reported. Jonny has never been likeable and a lot of bands wanted him gone. The sewage dumping was also outed as a lie when they asked if anyone actually saw them dumping sewage and someone said they saw an orange container that looked like it was dumped in the sewer. It ended up being ice from their water cooler.

https://themusic.com.au/news/slaves-have-nothing-to-be-down-about-despite-forced-warped-tour-exit/kb2ChYSHhok/21-07-15

No. 1656262

File: 1664016765372.jpeg (736.94 KB, 1282x2253, 170164AA-08A7-49B5-88BE-535A3E…)

Whats up with her neck in the third pic

No. 1656264

Idk what's funnier the Mexican girl infighting for her mom or everyone keeping the joke alive somehow

No. 1656325

>>1656262
She’s looking rough here, yikes.

No. 1656346

>>1656262
They really don’t have any fucking chemistry at all do they.

No. 1656352

>>1656262
She looks Mexican

No. 1656354

>>1656346
Yeah I would have way better chemistry with Jonny.

No. 1656379

File: 1664031491790.jpg (99.18 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1655654
ive told you before, save that rhetoric for goiters insta comments. here we are free to have the opinion that the terrible things he's been accused of are inline with his character and moral compass. only one person is playing kangaroo court and that's you asserting innocence whilst others speculate guilt.

No. 1656386

>>1655666
mexican moms seems a very random place to start censorship on lolcow. kek

No. 1656393

>>1655908
>>1655912
How do you feel about the term… "Fat white moms at a Def Leppard Concert?" without knowing my race…

No. 1656403

>>1656119
Your victimhood and autism is unmatched. Maybe stop spitting and foaming at the mouth on an anonymous gossip forum and head on over to tiktok or twitter where you'll fit in more.

No. 1656441

File: 1664034336470.jpeg (43.28 KB, 544x649, D7DE0212-9332-4AED-A025-2F5C54…)

is she doing drugs too or what? she looks like shit and old as fuck kek
it wasn’t just a tinfoil, she’s really going down.

No. 1656462

>>1656441
Meth no doubt with those hollow cheeks and under eye bags.

No. 1656551

Why are you assuming she's on meth? The fuck?!

No. 1656589

>>1656441
Nah it’s prob just sadness. Dating a pos will drain you. He prob is wearing her down she’s just quiet about it. We’ve all seen him creeping on the dl. There’s not a doubt in my mind he makes her sad and down.

No. 1656614

File: 1664047327010.jpg (292.37 KB, 1080x1440, Sydney caldwell.jpg)

Found this in Sydneys IG. syd is definitely the anon with the hate boner for boring ass layna kek. She must be so jealous and seething that jonny moved on to someone so similar after she tried trapping him

No. 1656618

>>1656393
Reminds me of toxica sydney and her mom taking pics with bert mccracken at her very first Used concert

No. 1656631

>>1656614
this was already posted several times in earlier threads

No. 1656636

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>>1656614
also wtf kek jonny its fine that u cannot get over syd but honestly, this is laynas look when layna was prob looking like picrel

No. 1656733

File: 1664057437327.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 363.92 KB, 1080x1409, B3A8B9FD-2F09-4D9E-A188-CE2E8F…)

Saged as stale old af milk but excuse me while I skip the whole ‘innocent until proven guilty’ agenda for a man who at any point thought any of this was acceptable.

This isn’t web sleuths it’s a gossip site. A guy going from publicly tweeting shit like this actually raping women isn’t a reach. This type of shit is testing the water and seeing what can be gotten away with.

No. 1656762

>>1656733
Agreed anon. just because one woman has spoken his praises doesn’t erase the others he’s abused, threatened, or assaulted

No. 1656883

>>1656762
This thread is filled with JC stans who get jealous and hate on his girlfriends or any other girls he interacts with now. Extreme cringe olympics going on.

No. 1656938

>>1656883
Not everyone who hates on his gfs wants him ffs. Some of us truly think they’re pieces of shit for attaching themselves to him without a care in the world.

No. 1656940

>>1656883
100% truth. There's a few anons that hate Layna solely for the fact they think they would have better cHemIsTrY. Just her existence is making some of these anons jealous. Like omg! I see neck tendons! Omg, she has a hint of eye bags! Ewww she's slender without a big ass, quel horror!
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>>1656441
>>1656325
>>1656262
>>1656462
Uhh anon… >>1656733
You really wanna use Kiki Kow Kannibal as a reputable source? You're welcome to run with your "I don't care for receipts, I just want to tinfoil to hate a cow", but really, maybe read Kiki Kannibal's thread. For real though, a gossip site still posts receipts and has credible sources. Otherwise just write your own fan fic

No. 1656953

>>1656940
nobody is jealous of fucking stupid air head Lelayna Caldwell, you’re the one that brings Syd up everytime when she’s not even milky anymore, she’s not having breakdowns and shit like when she was with JC. this is a a Jonny Craig thread, and his current girlfriend (whoever it is) will get picked on here because pieces of shit stick together honey, face it.

No. 1656988

>>1656953
Sydney and Jonny literally have a child together. She will always be relevant. They will always have to be interacting when handing off Storm and other things as he gets older. She’s the mother of his child, not some random nobody ex.

No. 1656999

>>1656988
i know, but she’s not entertaining anymore. i wish they could get back together just for the milk lmao

No. 1657001

>>1656386
What? Are you okay?? Wtf does that have to do with anything?

No. 1657005

>>1656999
They have a special bond. He’ll dump Layna when he’s bored of her and go back to Syd. He knows it’s the right thing to do, and they were really in love. She loved him when he was obese as fuck and ugly, he loved her through all of her psychotic bullshit. They were really good together.

No. 1657046

>>1656733
how did i not know there was a jc and kiki crossover

>>1657005
um, k

No. 1657072

>>1657046
Because you don’t read the threads. It’s been posted in here dozens upon dozens of times.

No. 1657107

>>1656953
I cannot WAIT until he dumps that smug bitch and she realizes how insignificant she is.

No. 1657133

>>1657107
Goiter will only pick you if you look like Simple Jack. Love yourself nona.

No. 1657140

>>1657133
Isn’t Jonny the one who looks like simple jack? I think your confused lol

No. 1657141

>>1657005
I really don’t wanna get hi cow banned so I won’t say who you sound like but… they were absolutely not in love. Jonny said himself that he didn’t want anything to do with Syd but she pushed and pushed until he gave in. And then she got pregnant very shortly after so he was stuck with her. And she only wanted to be with him so she could have a ticket into the music world, although I’m sure she didn’t do her research or she would have seen earlier on he has burned all his musical bridges at this point. True love? Special bond? Good together? Please tell me you’re being sarcastic and I’m sperging for nothing

No. 1657160

>>1656441
I think she would be way prettier with blonde hair, away from goiter, and if she ate. She looks homey like a kind mom. I Hope she gets some sense and ditches him.

No. 1657189

>>1656940
I could of bet money that some anon would ignore the vile things he said and focus on the Kiki tweet. At this point it’s funny what you choose to see and not see.

‘But they were ex’s’ ‘but she’s also a lying cow’ ’ but there’s no eViDeNcE’

No. 1657195

>>1657160
Layna don’t listen to this anon, anyone who tells you to go blonde is praying on your downfall.

No. 1657227

>>1657189
Anon obnoxious tweets aren't evidence that someone's aBoosIve. It would be wrong of me to call you retarded just because you "could of" been from a non-English-speaking country. By your logic, this post is irrefutable evidence that I'm an English professor at any Ivy League school.

No. 1657265

>>1657227
I didn’t say it was proof I said it’s not a reach that someone who openly tweets shit like that goes on to rape women. It’s a pattern of behaviour. Men say shit like that for years with no repercussions and slowly push further and further.

I’m not saying it makes him guilty but the level of excuses made to give him the benefit of the doubt is shocking. He could of taken legal action to disprove everything and hold the exes accountable where’s that evidence?

Inb4 the next excuse that he was in active addiction so couldnt be expected to get his shit together enough to do that.

No. 1657444

I wish farmhands would reveal the posts of all the cows mentioned in this thread

No. 1657532

>>1657444
keep on wishing because it not gonna happen.
if anything Lelayna Stans and JC stans are trying their best but this is lolcow kek

No. 1657576

>>1657001
learn to read. a samefag visits lolcow, reads horrific hate and jokes… but decides enough is enough after reading a mexican mom joke kek.
>>1655905
>>1655908
>>1656119
>>1655889
>>1654701
>>1654711
>>1654917
>>1654987

No. 1657581

>>1657141
moral of the story… don't nut in the woman you want nothing to do with. cus then she'll be everything to do with.

No. 1657594

>>1657227
again your presumption of innocence is just a hopeful guess. I'd look at the testimony, his character, arrests, drug use, alcoholism, assaults and combine that with opportunity, lack of morals on tour. i would say it's not out of the realm of possibility BEFORE saying he's innocent.

No. 1657701

>>1657576
Kek, you're like those cows that think lolcow is one person samefagging all day for years. Hate to crush your dreams, but only a couple of those posts are mine. Most anons wouldn't needlessly drag minority mothers by accusing them of simping for an ugly failure like Jonny. I'm sorry your dad left your mommy for a Mexican mom and you carry your prejudice like Syd carries her droopy ass.

No. 1657734

>>1657701
Nonnie do a better job at hiding the fact that you’re an above 30 mexican woman.

No. 1657794

>>1657141
Can you show the proof where he said he wanted nothing to do with her? I am sure that’s not what he said but your twisted version of him saying he didn’t want a relationship after Taylor.

No. 1657801

>>1657794
It was in an ig caption that was supposed to be cute about how they met but he said “she just kept messaging me over and over until I finally gave in.” and “she even tried to keep talking to me when I started just responding with “ok” and “lol””

No. 1657813

i usually only read comments here, but i just wanted to say, as an outsider who has no skin in this particular lolcow thread: i don’t think the initial comment about mexican moms was racist. mexican americans love moriessy. that’s not racist. that’s a well known fact people in the music scene have been aware of for decades, especially in california and texas where jonny frequents (not a scholarly source but you can do your own digging after recognizing that this is a genuine phenomenon with older achey breaky ballad rock singer type common in the old scene: https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/10/08/why-do-mexican-americans-love-morrissey-so-much)

i will note that jonny craig has a lot of mexican fans in general, both men and women, likely for a similar reason morriessy has a lot of mexican fans.

i feel like the original commenter was calling out a similar phenomenon. not as a racist, just a thing you notice that is well known in adjacent groups.

the comments afterwards from all sides have gotten out of control though. lolcow is a weird place to crusade against racism, a forum centered around tearing people down. racism sucks, but you’ll get about as far on 4chan calling out incels. the incels don’t care. they know what they are. same difference here. far better to let a thread go quiet without milk then waste time arguing with anons who could pretend to be anyone at any moment, including a racist to keep the drama from the cows.

No. 1657834

>>1657813
As the anon who made the FIRST Hispanic mom comment, I literally meant the only fans he has left are Hispanic moms. With NO racism intended at all. Just a phenomenon that mexican moms in general seem to fill up his die hard fan base right now, and that’s only bad because he’s trying to be mainstream and want the general population listening to him. I’d say the exact same phrase if it was white dads or elderly Africans lol. Seems I hit a nerve with the JC Stan’s in here though I guess.

No. 1657883

>>1657794
Nope you can read the threads because that’s where I read it. I didn’t twist anything, he said she kept messaging him until he gave in. I’m not going to spoon feed ya sorry

No. 1657960

>>1657801
>>1657883
The juxtaposition between this and JC repeatedly using his credit card on twitch/amazon/flowers to loosen up Layna’s legs for a visit is cracking me up right now.

No. 1658007

>>1657834
weren’t u trying to say that because Syd larp as a latina? now im confused

No. 1658319

>>1657834
>>1657813
I think the confusion came in because anons started framing comments in a "he's such a loser that all he has is just Mexican moms" kind of way. OP's initial comment wasn't shitty. It was the anon who insisted on repeating it as an example of how far he's fallen. There's nothing wrong if Hispanic moms like your music. But dragging the ethnicity as an example of what a loser Jonny is for this being his fanbase (which isn't even true after I looked at who follows him) is unnecessary. >>1657734
You're doing a terrible job of hiding your trailer park roots. I also hate kids and am pretty far from Mexican but keep running with your cringey assumptions.

No. 1658323

>>1657960
She was sleeping with him before he bought her gifts, though. Have men that like you really never bought you anything? Tough world you live in if you've only received gifts from men that wanted to "loosen your legs" and not because they like you.

No. 1658457

>>1658323
Nope, she didn’t fly down until May and he was already spending money in March. Read the threads newfag.

No. 1658534

>>1658457
because he’s trying to portrait himself as a succesful musician that got tons of money but can’t afford a room for his baby (he got donations and never did it) and neither buy her some new clothes because she’s been wearing the same all this time.

No. 1658647

>>1658534
yeah she only has 2 outfits

No. 1658682

>>1658323
No he was acting like a fool in her stream, sending her money consistently before they got together. That’s why anons joke she’s like his sugar baby.

No. 1658709

>>1658682
Right there is one anon that’s been stalking her since before she even flew there which is just weird as fuck if they aren’t an ex of his or Layna’s.

No. 1658714

>>1658709
that anon also said that she had a job, and honestly laynas ex was looking cute compared to shrek.

No. 1658729

>>1658714
Why would she throw her life away for this complete piece of garbage, he’s a shit person and ugly as hell. She has to have some sort of personality disorder like there’s no way in hell.

No. 1658768

>>1658729
she doesn’t have a life to throw away. no job and living at home at 25

No. 1658783

>>1657701
oh no what ever will we do. there are now two overly sensitive mexican mom white knights… shudders. come on… tell us why particularly you are singling out mexican moms for censorship? it's been asked like 5 times.

No. 1658817

>>1658768
Can you read? Anon just said she did have a job right before dating him. She was also apparently in university. And do we need to open up another can of worms about how living at home at 25 is perfectly acceptable and if you think otherwise you’re very very out of touch? She had a life and seemingly threw it away. For what? Seriously I can’t figure out why? Schizophrenia? A manic episode? Fugue state?

No. 1658825

>>1658817
I wonder if she’s doing online school because she was still on ‘tour’ with JC when the semester started. hopefully she didn’t drop out to spend more time with him, although considering how codependent he is it wouldn’t surprise me.

No. 1659126

>>1658783
Uhh, no one censored anyone, especially not Mexican moms. Hot tip: If you take ESL classes, your ability to put together understandable English sentences will improve.

No. 1659131

>>1658783
>>1659126
Tinfoil, this anon is definitely a self-hating, lonely Mexican mom who is using this thread to vent about how she hates herself for wanting to be with ugly Jonny, but knowing he never would want her.

No. 1659134

>>1658817
While it is normal for stunted adults to need to be cared for by their parents, I don't think it's very hard to understand Layna is a sheltered young girl feeling starstruck with a D-list musician and enjoying the attention he gives her. It's not that deep.

No. 1659255

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Kek not only is layna dating a washed up junkie with a felony charge, she is also taller than goiter boy lmao

No. 1659263

>>1659255
Are you blind, anon? They're clearly about the same height.
What an ugly crew.

No. 1659278

>>1659263
Goiter is build like a size of a thumb and you know it. Also the cap added a few inch. He is short

No. 1659285

>>1659255
god that’s an unflattering pic of her

No. 1659286

>>1659255
seems like he’s the smol now kek

No. 1659297

>>1658714
It's those damn Mexican moms

No. 1659310

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really grosses me out that a platform as large as iheart would interview him….

No. 1659358

>>1659310
Did they make a segment for mexican mom music? Kek

No. 1659359

>>1659310
i don't know anyone except washed up boomers in their midlife crisis that still listen to iheartradio but maybe that's just me

No. 1659459

>>1659310
He gonna speak about how he has/had a pending charge for family violence? Or try to paint himself as father of the year for getting sober (not because he wanted to, because he literally had to to not go to prison).

No. 1659824

>>1659255
Their sex is probably so gross. N she is looking a little goofy here. Didn’t realize she was taller than him too lolz whose the midget now lil jon?!

No. 1659830

>>1659358
Is there a reason you keep clogging the thread with this? No one even cares what you’re saying at this point, you’re an obvious troll, but you’re clogging the thread with nothing of contribution or funny to say.

No. 1659851

>>1659830
lets ignore it, its so obvious bait, guess someone needs to touch some grass

No. 1659879

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What is going on here, was she stung by 100 bees!?

No. 1660098

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The exaggerated skinny face filter and big pupils yikes

No. 1660161

>>1660098
>>1659255
I was autistically arguing with an nonnie a while back insisting layna was naturally pretty and didn’t edit her pics. My deepest apologies, I was clearly wrong.

No. 1660223

>>1660098
She’s got that same egghead as Kate Moss’s ugly nepo daughter topkek. He went from a moon face to an egghead

No. 1660243

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>>1660223
Kate Moss has a gorgeous daughter why would you compare these two?

No. 1660266

Layna is so hideous and this pic finally proves it. Is there software that changes your face during livestreams? Because she looks so different in candids vs twitch.

No. 1660377

>>1660098

fucking kek the audacity. Layna seems more and more like a deeply boring insecure narcissist which actually makes her terrible life choice to involve herself with a grandiose basket case like Jonny make alot more sense.

No. 1660384

>>1660098

No way dude. Kate Moss' daughter actually has identifiable bone structure…Layna has a potato head + 6000000 filters + an extreme case of Get A Grip.

No. 1660388

>>1660098
Kek I see the california fake bitch aesthetic is rubbing off on her. Keep filtering your face Layna it’s better than your MySpace angle pedo-baiting 16 year old larp.

No. 1660396

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Fucking hilarious he looks like a midget next to giant Lelayna

No. 1660416

>>1660396
She posted these photos for us specifically. How pathetic.

No. 1660464

>>1660396
why does jc repeat the tongue touch licky pic with every girl?

does it mean anything that layna didn’t oblige to do licky face back?

No. 1660475

>>1660464
Because she’s properly disgusted by him. As she should be.

No. 1660543

>>1660396
Taylor did no women any service by paying 40k for that dentures for goiter boy. I feel that if goiter is still toothless, it will humble him down a little.

Still cant believe they are back on “good terms” tbh..

No. 1660612

>>1656614
yeah if my tits looked like that, I'd be playing ignorant about their existence too

No. 1660614

>>1660396
These photos are giving syd energy. I remember she was always taking selfies with him where he’s making dumbass faces not taking it seriously and she’s smugly staring at the camera, smirking, trying to get a good angle. Nice try but we saw those candids and ya ain’t that cute haha. I wish I cared enough to dig up all the copycat tongue photos he took with exes.

No. 1660715

>>1659126
Oh so the petal getting upset over mexican is happy for the jokes to continue?

ESL? As in the abroad language studies? kek. If I wanted a come back I'd of scraped it off your mexican moms teeth.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1660717

>>1659255
lol it's the mayor of spooky town decided to empty the town's sex offenders unit.

No. 1660720

>>1659830
because it's funny + provokes an emotional reaction out of you which is also funny + this is lolcow

No. 1660786

>>1660396
she old too lol

No. 1660803

>>1660720 kek
>>1660396
its lord farquad and simple jack out in full force

No. 1660898

>>1660614
You’re right nonnie, jc is such a whimsical soul, never taking life seriously, living in the moment. Burdened with his evil gfs who want to look pretty in selfies.

No. 1660913

>>1660898
The Mexican moms in this thread would take much better spontaneous photos with JC that show how much their superior chemistry is flowing between their souls.

No. 1661149

>>1660396

Tell us u know your deadbeat washed up bag of trash is sliding into other women's DMs without telling us kek. Looking pretty smuhg for being so incredibly pathetic and embarrassing there Miss Catfish.

No. 1661185

>>1661149
God she’s so fucking smug and fucking ugly. Her face is so punchable I fucking hate this bitch.(a-log)

No. 1661200

>>1661185

The smug is what kills me, like what are you so proud of? Layna, humble thyself. Your little prized pig is definitely at least trying to cheat on your ass and if he’s not it’s only because he’s striking out because no one wants a 40 year-old stone cold fucking loser with felony child abuse charges and hep C.

No. 1661206

>>1661200
Right? She thinks she’s such hot shit. News flash Layna: YOU ARE NOT HOT. Jonny will never love you and will always be looking for other women. I wouldn’t be smiling at all if I were you. Most stupid bitch alive.

No. 1661209

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Yeah show just how pathetic you are.

No. 1661237

>>1661209

More like show us how BORING you are. Has this woman ever had a single interesting thought or anything to say, does she have any interior life at all or does she just sit around taking misleading stupid photos of her extremely mediocre face all day for her legion of like 100 followers?

No. 1661250

>>1661237
All she does is sit on her fucking flat ass and take selfies and take Jonny’s flaccid peen. Zero thoughts in her brain at all.

No. 1661266

>>1661209
Bow legged rat face.

No. 1661317

>>1661237
she doesn’t even got a personality and that music she put up on her ig history its just ew but what could i say? she was a Glee fan. basic ass.

>>1660614
same feeling for me, like u can see shes mentally ill in those empty eyes.

No. 1661373

>>1661317
If I was that ugly I’d be mentally ill too.

No. 1661497

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They probably share that one tooth brush and the two remaining braincells either of them have

No. 1661509

>>1661497
Yeah keep smiling girl. As soon as you leave I’m going to be getting a dm or two from him and your ignorant brainless ass will be waiting on his texts.

No. 1661532

>>1660396
Joe Exotic

No. 1661534

>>1661509
I’ll wait until he hits up my friend again kek.

No. 1661558

>>1661497
She’s so dumb he’s ugly, lame, and playing her

No. 1661564

>>1661558
He’s probably so proud of himself too. Can still treat young girls like shit so he still will forever and always until he’s 6 feet under with absolutely zero people who think fondly of him. Which is what he deserves.

No. 1661577

>>1661237
Nah go to her tik tok, she posts one like every day that’s what her life consists of. At first when I saw it I was like oh she’s kinda cute. Now seeing how much she posts, she seems more vain and narcissistic than anyone else he’s been with

No. 1661583

>>1661577
She needs to be fucking humbled. She AINT all that.

No. 1661587

>>1660786
25 is old…?

No. 1661589

So she still hasn’t flown back home yet? And she’s talking about streaming on her story? No one is gonna bother watching your streams

No. 1661595

>>1661589
This is an image board.

No. 1661606

>>1661587
Too old for JC. He likes them young and that’s not her.

No. 1661618

>>1661497
I notice how even goiter boy is not reposting her stories. Its shockingly how less he is love bombing her compare to taylor and during skid’s pregnancy. I genuinely want to understand what is she expecting to get out of this relationship by being a stepmom at 25

No. 1661656

>>1661534
>>1661373
>>1661266
>>1661250
>>1661200
>>1661206
>>1661185
>>1661149
Well if it isn't obviously anons showing off their Syd-sized hate boner for someone so boring they're barely noticed. What in the jelly filled rants is this weird hate? Like log off the internet if you're so triggered by this kid's resting boring face. I don't see anything smug about her. It's just. Her. Face.

No. 1661659

>>1661618
How is she being stepmom to a kid that lives with grandma?! Plus why would he repost her when he's making music and keeping personal shit more to himself for once?

No. 1661661

Looks like the Layna hate boner anon is back replying to themselves. I’m assuming this happens every time their meds run out/they hit the booze too hard

No. 1661694

>>1661659
Ok which cow is this?

No. 1661716

>>1661659
The only thing personal he’s keeping to himself is her. And most likely so it appears they’re not that serious and he can still see what his options are when she’s not around. He had no problem airing out dirty laundry about his court case and bragging about dismissals and shit. Has no problem posting his cat or friends or his NA beers. Still desperately tries to flex on the haturz and ppl who won’t work with him anymore. So can’t really use the excuse of his page being solely for music stuff. He said that one time to try to save his ass during the syd/storm drama.

No. 1661725

>>1661661
There’s plenty of people who can’t stand her. Idk why it’s so hard for the WK’s to comprehend that ppl hate her for committing herself to Jonny fucking Craig. Scum of the earth. She made the choice to attach herself to a man who treats women like dirt and isn’t allowed unsupervised visits with his child he lost custody of. A giant red flag waving right in her face and she’s like “this is fine, sign me up!”

No. 1661781

>>1661725
There’s a difference between WK and pointing out that there’s one specific person who keeps coming back here to sperg

No. 1661784

>>1661373
show us you then. im sure someone like yourself will nit-pick you as an ugly fuck.

>>1661577
im sure she is aware she is financial dead weight and wouldn't be there if she didn't have a vagina. her refusal to be anything more than a colostomy sack for goiters jizz is a real shame.

No. 1661789

>>1661659
You're assuming goiter and layna to have functioning IQs above room temperature, which isn't the case. Goiter is too stupid to calculate foresight. He inevitably will include Layna in child visits down the line.

He's also not making music, someone else makes FL Studio beats for him using generic trap sample packs, then he sings over it, then the producer drenches it in compression, auto-tune and reverb. It's not an intensive process.

He's not keeping personal shit to himself, he's splurging all over instagram about his trial and thoughts on stuff. Being vile in the comments to people.

Jesus. Christ. Man.

No. 1661793

>>1661781
i thought she really had a WK legion but it’s so obvious it’s one person, im hoping for us to not take that bait and keep talking shit about these two losers.

>>1661784
why should anon do that? kek Lelayna is ugly without filter and her head looks made in minecraft or something, get over it.
and we are here to talk about cows, not for us to show ourselves newfag

No. 1661804

>>1661793
cus your subjective opinion of "sHe sO UgLy" or sHe sO pReTtY", has 0% contribution or milk. it's just like listening to 5 year olds in the playground.

>>1661534
saaaaammmeeee. last time he tried with my friend, he'd just been kicked out of Slaves and was with Taylor. he was trying to find people in the EU ahead of time.

No. 1661922

>>1661793
I typically defend her to be honest but gave up because I think the one or two hate boner anons may have learning disabilities so why bother.

No. 1661974

>>1661793
yeah they’re trying to be the vocal minority kek. this is lolcow, people are going to hate on cows and cow adjacents idk why they think layna’s above that.

No. 1662017

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Lmao! not layna jumping on the short goiter jokes. Girl, like dump his short ass

No. 1662038

>>1662017
the lurking is so obvious, can’t wait for her to go full syd kek

No. 1662113

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>>1661149
>>1661185
>>1661206
Literally what is wrong with you

No. 1662200

>>1661509
>>1661534
>>1661558
>>1661583
>>1661606


U ok hun? You feel better now for saying all that?

No. 1662378

>>1661497
its the candle toothbrush holder for me

No. 1662395

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In syd news, she’s posting sad shit so I’m wondering if her and that weird guy already broke up. If I were him I would def run far away from her craziness and eggplants so

No. 1662396

>>1662378
Omg anon I hella thought that was a bunch of grime at the bottom of their toothbrush cup and it made me almost barf

No. 1662406

>>1662017
I like this girl for picking on Lil Jon's height publicly.
So far this has been the best girl for him. Plus she has a sense of humor. Plus this has to make Syd crazy enough to come on here and show us her giant eggplant-shaped hate boner even more.

No. 1662555

File: 1664511557436.png (650.32 KB, 750x1334, F8F4A42F-432D-4FBD-AF45-61165C…)

>>1662395
Yup like this

No. 1662556

File: 1664511597880.png (2.7 MB, 750x1334, 886F632F-27B2-49D1-B8C9-189D5E…)

You wish you looked like this Layna, lol

No. 1662557

>>1662556
Is she back at home then finally

No. 1662569

File: 1664513268791.png (2.86 MB, 750x1334, 16DDB4DC-0832-4D82-AB75-79A651…)

>>1662557
Still there it looks like

No. 1662642

>>1662556
if she's joking about brain injury, that's fucking low. however if it's true, it often leads to stunted cognitive development and an inability to regulate emotion. often manifesting similarly to autism.

No. 1662671

>>1662642
eye roll

No. 1662682

>>1662556
That a pic of his and syds chiold as the desktop wallpaper? How sad. Can’t put any effort into being a real father to him but at least he can see an old pic while he sits on his ass playing computer games right?

No. 1662850

>>1662038
Anon she spends months at a time with him. I’m pretty sure she can figure out he’s short without lurking here.

No. 1662858

>>1662850
nonnies were poiting out how they were the same height after this >>1659255 was posted and then she post >>1662017
it’s easy love.

No. 1662917

>>1662858
Her post and anons posts aren’t even similar at all. Imo she doesn’t lurk.

No. 1662919

>>1662671
that can be a symptom yes

No. 1662928

>>1662917
anon did u really get a severe head injury? kek

No. 1662929

File: 1664560834107.jpeg (230.45 KB, 934x1600, goiter.jpeg)


No. 1662951

>>1662929
Saw this pic with the caption and my first thought was that’s a nice way to get a list going of trashy girls who are still willing to open their legs for him lol

No. 1662959

"Allegations" aren't always true you twats.

No. 1662982

>>1662951
My first thought was his posts get no engagement and that’s a decent way to up ig impressions.

No. 1663006

>>1662959
correct. but allegations + multiple of them + different people + across 12 years + is a terrible person + makes rape jokes on twitter + junkie behavior + no moral compass + lack of empathy =…. some reasonable doubt. kek. "twats" what is this? UK public school in 2006? also learn nuance and how to have a joke.

No. 1663092

>>1662406
This. She’s sane which is more than he deserves, but a sane step mother is exactly what an innocent child deserves. Could you imagine Storm with a histrionic BPD mother AND step-mother? Shudder. Layna might be a fucking air head but those types can be very loving mothers. If she’s willing to look past all of Goiters horrible shit AND his ugly mug shes more than capable of unconditionally loving another woman’s child. Kids with horrible fathers like that can get by with minimal psychological damage when the stepmother repeatedly encourages contact between father and child and placates any drama/fighting/disorganization of the home environment. If she is as laid back as she seems then that could be really good for Storm, even if she’s constantly getting cheated on and being made a fool of by dad. The unfortunate thing is that this man cycles through women every few years so any goodness that would come from step mommy Layna would be ripped away; giving Storm really bad abandonment/attachment issues as an adult.
All in all no matter what I really think Storm is fucked which is very sad.

No. 1663094

>>1663092
Sorry about the novel. Just theory-crafting. Also adding to this; personally I don’t think the Layna chapter will last more than another couple months either way. Hopefully she never meets Storm. Best case scenario he’s placed forever with Grandma or an entirely different loving put-together family.

No. 1663096

>>1663092
Kek wtf is this weird ass step mom layna fanfic?

No. 1663110

>>1662959
1. Thank you for explaining the meaning of the word ‘allegation’ to us, I’ve always just thought it meant the same as ‘convicted of’

2. State the obvious somewhere else you div

No. 1663140

>>1663006
Ntayrt, but your weird equation leaves out the fact that the allegations from multiple people is actually 3 unhinged women who made these rApe claims after he left them and wouldn't go back to them. Clearly your issue with this nobody is that he's a scamming former addict who says dumb, childish/not PC shit. You have your opinion set so you don't care what the reality is, but maybe save the equations to just come out and say the truth: "I've read a lot of rumors and I don't like him for being a scamming former addict so I'm just going to hate this cow instead of just laughing at his stupidity like we do on other threads".

No. 1663142

>>1663140
…and that's your opinion… cope and move on

No. 1663147

>>1663142
Anon, every saged post on here is an opinion. Yes, you should probably cope with opinions better and move on. Agreed.

No. 1663149

>>1663006
"How to have a joke"? Way more embarrassing than an anon calling you a twat. You wanna go outside and have a catch, too? Btw, you don't appear to be joking since you clearly continue thinking those 3 exes posted their claims on social media after getting dumped because they must be true. They're crazier than Lil Jon back in his drug heyday

No. 1663151

>>1663143
"that anon" lol.

No. 1663171

>>1663149
All of his exes are histrionic and BPD AND suicidal before even meeting him. He’s a shot person and probably genuinely a psychopath but those types attract the craziest bitches. Do you think a normal woman with a functioning brain would ever use goiter for anything other than sex? No. Even in 2015. Hes always been the same, 2008, 2011, 2015, 2022, and 2040. Any woman willing to DATE this man at any point in time will be mentally unwell.

No. 1663173

File: 1664578636428.jpeg (338.11 KB, 1170x2115, CE8BAD7E-BB40-4D46-8DDF-CCE9BE…)

Layna spotted in his live, along with weird comments about her ass.

No. 1663180

>>1663143
>>1663149
>>1663171
>>1663147
you've taken that meme way too literally, hyper focused on one part of it and made unprovoked assertions of innocence on behalf of goiter for some reason. folks are gonna think he's rapey regardless of your PR campaign throughout this thread.

No. 1663196

File: 1664580311286.jpeg (29.01 KB, 750x135, BE9F6F61-6A9D-4BF8-8F3E-CA0623…)

>>1663173
What weird comments?

Also, this was commented under his live. Imagine if he was dating Syd still lol. And he liked the comment

No. 1663210

>>1663196
He likes every single comment hate or thirst.

No. 1663213

>>1663173
She’s built so weird. Huge head and small body like a lollipop.

No. 1663229

File: 1664583660252.jpeg (101.08 KB, 1170x507, D4F6E634-CADD-4DCC-8861-977D81…)

Barf. The way he calls his girlfriends “bitches” is so gross.

No. 1663247

>>1663210
I said imagine if he was dating syd, sus if u to run to his defense tho

No. 1663256

>>1663180
Kek at you not realizing you're responding to multiple anons. Yes anon, anyone that disagrees with you is one person.
Tf are you talking about a meme when no one responded to a meme anywhere, but keep showing your Gen Z idiocy

No. 1663259

>>1663229
Anon, she literally called herself a bitch. And he responded using the same thing she just called herself. You sound triggered over the fact he's not with you, but less un medicated than the other anon who fumes over wiggles' boring existence.

No. 1663262

>>1663213
Nitpicking isn't milky nor a fascinating take for any one of us

No. 1663267

>>1663262
Where do you think you are right now?

No. 1663272

>>1663259
>you sound triggered over the fact that he’s not with you
Anon are you OKAY!? No one wants goiter but the weird low iq latinas in his comments and wiggles.

No. 1663304

>>1663259
Layna is that you looool(hi cow)

No. 1663307

File: 1664591965932.jpeg (308.51 KB, 1169x2368, D6F85CFF-35B5-41E5-9030-233C95…)

No one fucking cares about you wiggle.

No. 1663321

>>1663307
Why she catfishing now

No. 1663322

>>1663307
E-begging for bleach and dye? Umm

No. 1663329

>>1663322
Sounds like Sid.

No. 1663331

File: 1664593755843.jpeg (86.08 KB, 1170x267, 1531F917-47AA-4A63-944A-8234EC…)

The comments on his posts are wild lately without Syd policing them. I wonder how Layna feels about it. I’d make a collage but I’m lazy.

No. 1663415

>>1663331
Thank you anon that’s the point I was trying to make, above, I’m aware he likes most of his comments lmao

No. 1663547

>>1663256
all my points stand regardless

>>1662929 is the meme
>>1662959 the response

We don't need to constantly be reminded that allegation are allegations. your obsession with this platitude and semantics is as worrying as your inability read nuance.

No. 1663668

>>1663272
i just wanna say, as a weird low iq latina, i would never EVER ever in my life, fall for someone as ugly and old with those Shayna Clifford eyes, not even if i was a homeless junkie.
the only bitches that like him are insecure tiny lil girls not like the other girls that think they totally can change him or they’re blind or got brain damage idk i can’t think of a good reason to be with that disgusting man.

No. 1664261

File: 1664670325733.png (2.81 MB, 750x1334, F4E4FB96-7060-45EF-81A5-FCAB51…)

Hideous tattoo

No. 1664264

File: 1664670390716.png (3.21 MB, 750x1334, D1D39832-FD4B-4833-8977-ADEA90…)

No way is her hair red and blonde like Taylor’s?! LMAO

No. 1664284

File: 1664671889074.jpeg (73.56 KB, 828x1379, 30008750-765A-4790-B4A1-D82883…)

>>1664261
Is he calling her a fool already!!!

No. 1664286

File: 1664671985101.jpeg (193.78 KB, 828x1441, 526A957F-0B87-45D0-B161-1C3C98…)

>>1664284
Ooh seems like goiter thinks his “bitch” looks dumb.

No. 1664291

>>1664284
>>1664286
>we get it you got your hand and neck tattooed
this obviously isn’t @ her, it’s on her arm not her neck or hand. do you even read this shit before you post it?

No. 1664325

>>1664286
Anon you are truly retarded. Immensely.

No. 1664360

>>1664284
>>1664286
You’re so right, clearly he fucking hates her and would be much better suited for you nonnie.

No. 1664752

>>1664261
>>1664284
>>1664286
Layna, you're not signaling yourself as a "spontaneous" or "cookie" person when you post this stuff. It infact does the opposite. Your life has been lived a billion times before. It's not "wild" to pay someone to draw their art on you whilst you sit in a chair.

What is cool and spontaneous is having a craft, hobby or skill.

No. 1664831

>>1664752
I think her hobbies are anime and video games.

No. 1664898

>>1664831
ah yes, media consumption. such hobby, very unique.

No. 1664932

File: 1664738843322.png (1.59 MB, 750x1334, A8399589-C477-4D59-975A-C85DAC…)

Lol

No. 1664936

>>1663307
Good luck bleaching that black hair lameLayna

No. 1664964

>>1664932
not syd but std is genuinely hotter than layna in when it comes to candids. Any media depicting Layna that is posted outsider of her express control are manipulated to make her more attractive, whereas Syd just uses beauty filters (still deceptive and a form of shoop)

No. 1664969

>>1664964
They both use beauty filters. Syd is a lot uglier.

No. 1664973

>>1664969
they’re the same or syd is better sorry

No. 1664986

>>1664973
I know it’s customary to say each new girl is uglier than all the rest but it just doesn’t work here nonnie. Layna looks a lot like chelsea and larkin to me. Amanda, Syd, and post drug Taytor are in their own gross looking category. Liz in her own 10/10 category, random event for goiter.
Not to start the looks debate again from lack of milky content.

No. 1664988

>>1664986
I don’t think Larkin, Chelsea, or Layna are particularly good looking either, just a small step above the other 3 mentioned and a huuuuge step below Liz.

No. 1665067

File: 1664745825779.jpeg (1.04 MB, 828x1520, D8C2AD8C-45C6-490B-A79C-F3A611…)

>>1664964

Ahh yes. Such better candids than Layna. Are you new here or are we just gonna forget the gems last summer gave us? He went from a stumpy idiot to a long idiot. Oh well.

No. 1665073

File: 1664746242919.jpeg (920.69 KB, 1066x1865, 726A658C-21A8-48CF-9B93-0B0FDA…)

>>1665067
She’s even ugly with a beauty filter and her own hand controlling the camera. Bulbous nose, beady eyes, weird shaped head ect.

No. 1665082

File: 1664746803851.jpeg (1.34 MB, 1170x2049, FA57170F-0972-42A7-8E33-866F2C…)

>>1664284
I think it’s valid to believe this post was a slight at Layna. It was after her post retardedly posing so you can see all 6 of her tattoos. He probably threw in the bit about hand and neck tattoos to throw her off, but it’s obvious enough to be about her to maybe get some hoes thinking they broke up/are at least fighting.

No. 1665086

>>1665073
Can anyone please record this live

No. 1665095

>>1665073
At least she has hobbies like her art.

No. 1665101

>>1665082
>I know jonny said somthing which explicitly proves he’s not shit talking his gf but what if he’s talking in a secret code so he can shit talk her publicly without her knowing
kek literal delusion. Why are you so desperate for him to hate his gf? It’s giving major jealousy tbh.

No. 1665102

File: 1664748940392.jpeg (668.06 KB, 1170x1450, 8202B6CA-3C64-4C09-95BF-319263…)

All this talk about the girls looks as if the prized pig in question doesn’t look like this.

No. 1665122

>>1665101
Sure Layna. Cope.

No. 1665166

>>1665122
NTA but stop being a weirdo.

No. 1665378

>>1665095
Why are you mentioning her failed art phase as if its something she should be proud about KEK

No. 1665437

Syd is live rn I can’t record

No. 1665565

goiter just posted a live of him doing the spicy chip challenge. it was 20 mins of him and his friends saying the same things over and over again. the house is also a fucking mess. layna appeared and mumbled something too.

No. 1665597

>>1665565
That was posted a couple days ago. I tried to watch but stopped around the part where he had snot pouring out of his nose and then kept showing the dried boogers up his nose. Fucking nasty. What a prize he is kek. From what I saw though my main thought was that his neighbors must fucking hate him. Has a bunch of dudes out on the balcony yelling and puking all over.

No. 1665606

File: 1664804676980.png (11.06 MB, 1284x2778, B9C610F0-C2B9-4007-B737-300707…)

He’s really trying to flex with random trash laying on the floor next to him. What a slob. Also those nasty scabs on his arms and balloon hands must be permanent at this point.

No. 1665664

>>1665606
The odd stuff he’s posting lately is giving me the feeling that he’s using again. Like it’s more odd and more pointless than usual. It’s a complete tinfoil and I have no proof other than my gut instinct so take it as you will. But I’m one of the nonnies who has been following Jonny for a very long time and was one of the ones believing he’s been sober this whole last year or so. Now? I’m not so sure anymore. And it would kinda make sense since he doesn’t have to take drug tests for court anymore and I don’t believe he can stay sober for anything other than court ordered reasons lol. so idk I guess time will tell!

No. 1665780

>>1665664
My thoughts exactly. I think it’s a mix between pointless drug posting and also him looking for a new girlfriend.

No. 1665783

File: 1664820071287.jpg (35.18 KB, 600x524, mootcat.jpg)


No. 1665787

>>1665597
oh for sure. the worst neighbors. dancing around screaming like children.

No. 1665794

>>1665787
Doesn’t he live in a shithole apartment? I’m sure his neighbors are similar if not worse. He lives with the trash where he belongs.

No. 1665802

>>1665794
i think you're right. that was probably mayor of spooky town or someone else's flop house. can't imagine him staying sober hanging around with those guys. they probably don't care what he does.

No. 1665811

>>1665606
Damn, junkie hands fr. I forget how bad his tattoos are. Instead of blowing what little cash he has on size 6 Nikes he should invest in trying to fix some of that shit.

No. 1665820

>>1665811
It seriously looks like he let Storm loose with a tattoo machine.

No. 1665821

>>1665780
Where is this idea that he’s leaving his gf coming from? If he was really so sick of her he would just stop flying her bum ass out, it’s not like she has a job to be able to buy herself a plane ticket lol.

No. 1665825

>>1665820
I don't think he's allowed to see Storm for long enough to allow him to draw anything…

No. 1665832

>>1665821
Someone said he gets free flights but I don’t really believe that considering he’s been touring with 8 people crammed into a pedo van. He’d be flying at least a couple of them if he could. Or himself but I’m sure he enjoys stopping for random pussy here and there kek.

No. 1665903

File: 1664828827172.jpeg (686.09 KB, 1038x1855, 2BA9FE10-0785-4329-990B-2773B4…)

Ok Sydney.

No. 1665908

>>1665903
wish syd was still milky

No. 1665938

>>1665908
I believe Jonny brings out the Syd in every woman by being a huge piece of shit. So I’m sure we will get her in Layna soon. I think the only reason why Tay didn’t act publicly histrionic is because she actually had a fan base.

No. 1666121

>>1665606
Jonny deleted these after they had only been up for like 6 hours. Seems to me like he posted them when he was drunk or high and then when he came down realized that they weren’t such a cool idea afterall. Flights of fancy while high? Perhaps. Just to go along with the relapse tin foil kek

also he just posted a video on his story of him talking about getting a new tattoo and he seems drunk or high. I’ll try to get a screencap and convert it to webm but my phones always weird about it so no promises. If another nonnie can do it quicker it’d be appreciated!

The tattoo? His fucking sobriety date. TWICE. One is a tramp stamp and one is on his arm. Really hope that sobriety streak lasts and I’m wrong or that is going to be yet another joke of a tattoo along the likes of “Dance Gavin Dance” and Amanda’s initials blasted on his stomach, or “Slaves” tattooed on his fucking forehead lol fuck, I can’t with this douche

No. 1666127

File: 1664845619068.jpeg (207.42 KB, 828x1493, 60C45E63-C3B1-4924-A53C-89B468…)

>>1666121
Please post caps of things you talk about, this is an image board. I’m pretty sure the tramp stamp was just a troll post (the Artist didn’t actually touch his skin with the needle and it was just the template) but here’s is the sobriety date tat on his arm.

No. 1666145

File: 1664846470980.jpeg (257.61 KB, 1170x1932, CA7720F3-FA17-4884-967D-2FAF8D…)

>>1666127
idk it’s quite red

No. 1666154

>>1666121
I was thinking he deleted them after we called him ugly kek.

No. 1666161

File: 1664846857827.jpeg (211.9 KB, 828x1245, 800EF48D-4C23-4121-B854-47BF15…)

>>1666145
No you’re right, that looks very real. I only saw this quick video, not the finished product.

No. 1666180

File: 1664847554357.jpeg (1.23 MB, 3072x4096, 285056F3-2B95-4BC6-AC5F-62616F…)

“unavailablity to do work”

No. 1666199

>>1666145
Nitpick I'm sorry but ugh puke. This shit needs a spoiler. Nasty moid back is worse than uncensored breasts. Even if they were Shays.

No. 1666201

>>1666180
im sure im reaching here but i cant help but be reminded of sydneys "ethereal" tattoo w this.

No. 1666223

>>1666201
She’s skinwalking Skid with the bangs and black hair. Not a reach.

No. 1666224

NEW here. Does anyone know what kind of back surgeries he had & why? Thx.

No. 1666226

>>1666199
Kek sorry nonnie you’re right. It’s the back acne and muffin top for me.

No. 1666236

>>1666127
Ahh yes. The date the state forced upon you to get sober or face jail time.

No. 1666257

File: 1664851120145.jpeg (341.2 KB, 1125x1295, 25AE51B1-C504-462B-A9CB-B4BA5E…)

skidney’s eggplant floptits except make it halloween

No. 1666258

>>1666257
Someone already posted this

No. 1666280

>>1666180
Is that real? Fuck I hope not. Such awkward placement. Why does every gf of his feel obligated to litter their body with the shittiest tattoos? Just because it’s free doesn’t mean you should.

No. 1666283

>>1666257
i dont like syd either but she got a chiOLD, that’s how women body works anon don’t know if u are a real one

No. 1666286

>>1666283
Are you for real? We have been making fun of her eggplants for 2 threads now. It ain’t stopping. Her tits are ugly as hell, no wonder she was so insecure of other women.

No. 1666290

>>1666286
They literally look like someone put sand in two water balloons, I don't get it.



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