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No. 1716408

Nicole Ann Bell (better known as Nicole Dollanganger) is a 31 year old musician/artist from Toronto, Canada, mostly known for her music about true crime, domestic violence, school shooters, DDLG, and other nonsense that Tumblr loves. Despite claiming to be a musician, Nicole has not released an album in 4 years, and a large portion of that one was recycled music from old EPs.

Expired Milk
> posted gore and CP on her Tumblr
> Grimes set up a record label for her, nothing really came of it
> constantly delays albums
> shelved Hillbilly Noir to release an album of recycled songs
> notoriously unreliable, cancels shows
> blatantly steals concepts/aesthetics from books/movies

Current Milk
> releases "new" song, it's actually one she posted in 2018
> desperately trying to be relevant now Ethel Cain stole her aesthetic
> is 30+ still making music for teenage anorexics on Tumblr
> got new wig or something idk

Social Media
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/nicoledollanganger
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nbabybell?lang=en

She inspired a legion of orbiter-cows (thread here >>841145), and also is vaguely linked to those "doelette/nymphette/coquette/traumacore" Tumblr dairy farms (>>1616017), so post about those in their own threads please.

Old Threads
1. >>>/snow/71407
2. >>>/snow/239951
3. >>>/snow/694958

First time making a thread please let me know if I did anything wrong!

No. 1716432

how is any of this new stuff milk? Shes doing literally nothing nowadays than drop a song every two years. Her age and her shitty wigs are not milk

No. 1716615

Anon, remake this thread in 2023, when there's anything ACTUALLY happening. she's not gonna provide milk now. the summary is very succint and nitpicky - new wig is not milk. You missed important milk/info from the last thread: forgot to mention for example that it was discovered she was sending flirty letters and nudes to underagers on tumblr. you could've mentioned she uses people for fame, used to have fat fetish blog, fell out with some of her calves, etc. Besides, we had 100 posts left to post in the previous thread still. Should be enough until January 2023 when she releases something finally (or not, probably). i'm all up for discussing this creature, but the milk is dry so far.

No. 1738854

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nicole released her album today, to absolutely no noise. it hasn’t gotten any reviews or press coverage and her announcement tweet only got 100 likes. i think she really thought this would be her big comeback but instead her few remaining fans just got bored of her years of doing nothing and moved on kek. all of the songs basically have the same theme “uwu abused drug addicted trailer park babydoll with a terrible boyfriend”. picrel is some of her dumb lyrics she was proud enough to tweet

No. 1738960

Wow this is just sad. It’s expected that even immature songwriters grow and evolve throughout the years but Nicole is still singing her about her Lana cherries and pepsi choke me daddy cigarette butts on my coquette asscheeks garbage a decade later. Yawn. I’m glad most of her fans have grown out of that pathetic needy insecure phase, sadly Nicole hasn’t.

No. 1739015

sad, i wonder how this would have been received if it had been released instead of heart shaped bed. it seems like nicole tried to remake that album after reading the criticisms because the themes seem to be exactly the same, married in a spooky love motel to a a bad man but things go south and she's left broken but still loving him or whatever

No. 1739041

With a few exceptions, each song sounds similar to each other, "my boyfriend is mean and bad and I'm in love and sad and shmad and holding a gun"
I was hoping it wouldn't be another love themed album since Heart Shaped Bed was a love themed album, but all she really has in her life is her parents money and a greasy boyfriend. Not much going on in her life plus no original ideas that's not from a book or movie equals a boring album.

No. 1739362

Well… that was unexpected. Why no promotion? Has she ever announced it's gonna be January 7th?
I'm not surprised that everybody grew bored with Nicole, but i'm just amazed that people just prefer Ethel Troon, who's virtually doing same things but even worse.

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no way…

No. 1740381

Bump 4 porn

No. 1760326

Ethel doesn’t sound like she’s doing a baby voice, and singing about the same thing over and over

No. 1760333

ethel cain is a man

No. 1763979

Hey anon Ethel Cain is a man no need to be transphobic faggot(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1763986

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Shoe-faced faggot

No. 1793816

How do you guys think Nicole feels that Ethel is getting more fame than her? Also matthew tomasi worked on Ethel's music with her. Wonder if it bothers her at all(necro)

No. 1793929

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eh, probably seething but not enough to try to fight him. If it was 2016, she'd try to cling to him and pretend to be besties (but they've already done that before), then hoping to get a chance to turn around and stab him in the back/ghost him like all of the calves she left behind on the way.
Feels like she gave up a little. she has an album out, but doesn't promote it, no videos, no physical release i think? and she didn't even promote it on her tumblr, her main fandom source lol. and then, all of the sudden… a random festival slot in Netherlands

No. 1804865

Surprised no one has mentioned this but Married in Mount Airy sounds similar to Woods of Ypres's (canadian metal band) "Buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery". It even starts off with the same words. "I was married/buried.

There's not an original bone in her body.

No. 1804871

damn, he is so fucking ugly. i don't even see the appeal of his stuff. it's just because the new tumblrinas don't identify as women anymore because it's trendy and it makes them ~quirky~ that he is popular. i'm not fond of nicole but her shtick makes more sense than whatever the fuck ethel is trying to appeal to. his voice also just sounds so generic….

No. 1805662

troon armor is astonishing. cain can take every hackneyed hillbilly americana cliche in the book and make some "ugh so sad so sexy" concept album about a "troubled girl" (falls for dangerous men! molested by daddy! who's a southern preacher!) that gets pimped out, murdered, necro'd and eaten by the sad sexy dangerous boyfriend (the "freezer bride" still loves him in the afterlife, ofc) and not a single critic stops to question even the slightest bit of this depraved coomer fantasy because changing your ig profile pronouns means instant access to your preferred gender's "lived experience"
like imagine the response if ed sheeran wrote and performed this

No. 1811592

>imagine the response if ed sheeran wrote and performed this
Kek exactly. These type of degenerate fantasies is why neither ethel or nicole will truly ever make it big in the entertainment industry. But ethel gets a pass and trendy brownie points amongst gen z for being a coomer male who flails his body around like a drag queen while trying to larp as a woman. I actually feel bad for Nicole that he ended up stealing her entire shtick and ended up having more success with it just for being a tranny alone.

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