/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Katherine McMahon is a 23 year old self proclaimed Instagram advocate, Twitter findom, communist, living doll, retired sugar baby and burlesque performer from NYC. Claims that “much of the Forbes billionaire list” has tried to wine and dine her yet grifts for money and clothing online daily and lives with a neckbeard. A burlesque performer that refuses to put in any work; attempted to publicly shame an actual know performer for suggesting she take courses that would guarantee a showcase booking. Due to her values being “abolition and decolonization” and her being dIsAbLeD, she took offense to this normal and typical suggestion. Any venture to her Instagram will be met with “unedited” photoshopped Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? tier photos and extremely bad takes.

Highlights/brief summary:
>Went no-contact with “abusive” biological family this year
>Sued former workplace The Museum of Sex for sexual harassment because a couple asked her if they could have sex in the ball pit
>Has run several GoFundMe scams
>Recently quit job at NYU in order to become a “freelancer”
>Makes OnlyFans, Pateron, and SextPanther accounts for “freelance” work
>Becomes a Twitter FinDom that calls herself “the most expensive pet you’ve ever met” after nobody subscribes to other platforms. Still fails to get subs.
>Had a collaring ceremony in May with her hideous neckbeard
>Goes between calling herself a living doll and bimbo despite having the features or lifestyle of neither
>Claims to be a burlesque star but has only done a handful of kitchen performances with a three star rating on gigsalad
>Believes she has the best costume in the game solely because she threw some crystals on it herself
>Communist that buys mid-level designer clothing. Thinks everyone should redistribute their wealth to her
>Continuously posts about how much she hates other women because they are jealous of her hyper-femininity
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Notable MtF-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ask_transgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/honesttransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MTFSelfieTrain/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mtf_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaNSFW/
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Jasmine Chiswell, like leagues of untalented & unoriginal women, makes her money & is famous for skinwalking Marilyn Monroe. She has lied about so much including owning Marilyn’s house to the point MM online historians cannot stand her. She has grown to millions of asslicking followers & had a baby she uses for fodder of “oh this is what Marilyn would be like as a mother ”.

Jbunzie, although largely unproblematic, has begun converting into the new TikTok Marilyn & is allowing her ego to blow up to Jupiter over the comments as she has always wanted to told she looked like MM - she loves being worshipped for looking like anyone but herself.

Others like PinupPixie, ect. end up getting plastic surgery to convince their audience of their Marilyn Monroe beauty. She does onlyfans now.

Essentially all of them wish to capitalize off of a dead woman. Like the rest of the world. And Norma Jeane would hate all of them “paying her respect”. Especially that ugly Ana De Whatever movie coming out showing her getting raped.

Reddit Forum Of Uptight Bitches:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jasmine_Chiswell_lies/(vendetta)

>Vietnamese girl who became instafamous for edgy selfies and 'art'.
>History of ED and depression, multiple suicide attempts documented on her social media
>owned clothing stores Fabulously Fucked and Nirvana Streetwear
>wrote a biography titled Error 404
>came to her PULL thread in spring 2017 to talk to her ~fans~ and stuck around for a bit which ended most criticism on her thread for a while
>divorced her serial cheater husband Papaplaaastic in summer 2017
>claimed her apartment was broken into and her Macbook stolen, Macbook reappears in new photos without explanation
>tried to move in with fellow instafamous friend Sheidlina in Russia, but couldn't get a visa
>announced her suicide for the final time in October 2017, followed up by a third party posting about her death from her account
>recently resurfaced under a new identity, hiding her tattoos and wearing a gas mask in all photos, but old fans quickly realized it was her due to her using the same wigs, clothes and aesthetics and making references to her old persona
>now runs a copycat website of ancient internet mystery Chip-chan in which she cycles through several images made to look like a livestream


Old social media:

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Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin ("Sera Rosier", "Alruna", "Goose" and many others and "Bertha" to her detractors) is a 28 year old woman from California who has been terrorizing the Final Fantasy VII role-playing community for many years. Rachel has a long history in this community which is hard for outsiders to make sense of but she is a bit infamous and many roleplayers seem to have stories to tell about her. Rachel has been in these circles for many, many years herself, joining as a minor, which has lead to discussion about whether she was groomed in erotic role plays by an older woman named Jennifer.

Rachel's behavior has included harassing others in the roleplay sphere who do not ERP Sephiroth according to her very particular and autistic expectations but is also notable for problematic sexual interactions with minors (which she tries to frame as "sex ed" or, more disturbingly, the fault of minors she has gotten into Internet slapfights with.) Other colorful antics of Rachel's include an obsession with disturbing-looking dildos of the "bad dragon" variety and pretending to be her own cat and trying to guilt people as "animal abusers" for making fun of her.

Rachel was unknown, however, to the lolcow/drama community apart from one hatch job of an OP made by a vendetta-chan which included attempts to cancel her over "transphobia" and "racism" and was started over a year ago andever really got off the ground. Many thought this was Fairsinfo (more on those 2 in a minute) but >>>/snow/1549425 last thread we learned this was by "hardcore shippers" and hopefully we'll get more information this time around.

Thread #1: >>>/snow/1095830

Anyway, the OP was hot garbage clearly made by an outsider and there was not much milk to speak of. What happened? Rachel decided, with an outside possibility of being coaxed, to go on the lolcow.farm Discord and beg for her thread to be taken down. She came off as arrogant and demanding and many nonnas thought she was a male and/or trolling. She sent her unredacted ID to one user and proved them all wrong and saved the trouble of actually having to dox her. As tends to happen, her attempts to bullshit around resulted in much, much more attention being paid to her than Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

previous thread: >>>/snow/1533184

the rundown of our starring cows:

cece remains a 30-year-old attention whore and is giving up her ‘kind’ persona by fighting back against the heat from family and followers for flaunting her recent weight by posting very obvious body checks and a&e visit

@/emisfighting is seeming like she’s doing better despite still having a tube.

ham continues to eat like a toddler with a diet that consists of pancakes, nutellaNutella, biscoff and a dusting of raspberries

n2f is still a con despite having some sort of an eye infection?? maybe one of her many bfs farted on her pillow.

porgie is eating for two-three if we count the nose hose for her super severe gastroparesis, which she displays proudly during her public binges.

narcissist Niamh relapse-baits on her stories, but anons remain hopeful that her new and improved look will persevere, and the posing might die down… the wiser among us aren’t holding our breath (making Fiona proud).
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Nathan Larson is the red pill libertarian candidate in Virginia's 31st House of Delegates district election, 2017. The central theme of this campaign is: Restore, strengthen, and defend the family.
This is achieved clearly by raping your daughter, beating your wife, and generally being a violent sociopath who thinks anal sex is "alpha". He uses a photo of him and his wife, possibly to try and convince others that there are people out there who find him both attractive and tolerable.
Here are some great links on his own self-made wiki to get things started - warning, you may shoot yourself in the fucking head!

http://larsonfordelegate.com/wiki/Legalization_of_marital_rape

Wife isn't sexually attracted to you anymore? Fuck that noise, she's your property! Bonus: Search until you find where he explains that spanking your wife in front of your children is necessary to let the children know that YOU are the true adult, the wife is essentially a big child. Now try to suppress the urge to bleed out in a tub!

http://larsonfordelegate.com/wiki/Elimination_of_all_state_funding_for_young_women_to_attend_high_school_and_college

This guy is probably very angry at women that make him feel stupid.

Here's his wife's youtube channel, which only features a very sad video honoring the man of the hour, Nathan Larson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5xhFWx_qZ0
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Elaine Gertler Miller is a 19-20yo Briton (exact age is not certain due to the being UK being a country with actual privacy laws making doxing difficult, and her trying to obfuscate it as much as possible) pickme attention whore and wannabe Internet terrorist. Given the amount of drama that has occured over the past year+, it is safe to say that Elaine does not need much of an introduction. The more interesting thing is how a boring pickme of modest attractiveness and dubiouis intelligence got such a presence to begin with.

It is safe to say this attention is what she wanted in the beginning but it definitely escalated to a degree that she did not. In fact, many of her misadventures stem from trying to get her thread taken down. Elaine, then, is a prime example of what any nonnas reading should never do should they have the misfortune of getting a lolcow thread of their own, on either farms. It turns out being a cow is a bit like a Chinese finger trap: the more you struggle, the worse it gets, until you have crossed the line from Internet drama, to fucking random gross scrotes off KiwiFarms, to abject life ruination.

But our Lainey strugged in particularly spectacular fashion. A deep dive into all her lulzy antics would bring this OP to War and Peace levels of TL;DR, so we will recap just the basics:

> Elaine, seeking clout and attention, gets involved with Lillee Jean, being one of the few actual flesh-and-blood people behind the social media presences that does.
> She gets noticed by the /pt/ thread who throw shade at her appearance, fake bag, and an incident where she make comments about blowing up Chinatown.
> Laughably suicide-baits on Lillee and her own behalf to the amusement of everyone.
> Elaine boasts of her family's questionable wealth, her modeling career (with a scammy pay-to-play agency) and her non-existing skills as a hacker and elite doxer.
> She discovers her lolcow.farm thread and begins to make impotent legal threats.
> Mistakes Josh Moon for the owner of .farm, hilarity (and a KF thread of her own) ensues.
> The degree of her pickme nature begins to emerge as she declares herself to have a soft spot for Kiwi Farms, where she also recieves male attention due to being Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Aly_sjourney, our EX anorexic, our queen of recovery, our stable, healthy woman shows us all what true recovery looks like: Threatening to delete your account and feeling suicidal af unless you get at least 5 comments. Never reaching a BMI of 18.5 regardless of eating 3000 (!) calories a day. Feeling weak and frail at work due to never eating anything other than cookies and donnies. That is true recovery.

Don’t blame Aly, it’s just that she simply cannot deal with her boss’ yells at work, her father’s yells at home and her haters’ yells on Instagram. It makes her want to die.

Previous thread:
>>>/snow/399004

Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/aly_sjourney/

Notes:
> Goes from BMI 18.4 to 17.5 within 3 days and never seems to gain any weight despite constant "binging"
> Is contemplating drinking ENSURES again, but they might make her feel like a fake EX anorexic
> Still having constant photoshoots outside of McDonalds
> Eyeliner wings are getting so long, they’re flying her to recovery
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Notable MtF-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ask_transgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/honesttransgender/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MTFSelfieTrain/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mtf_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaNSFW/
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