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Anonymous ## Farmhand 04/16/20 (Thu) 05:14:01 AM No. 14594 [Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
Do not use this thread to infight and instigate pointless arguments.

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Anonymous 05/28/20 (Thu) 02:05:34 AM No. 15132

>>15129
the point still stands, turbo tard

>>15131
what's up with all the people screeching S-SAMEFAG!!1! recently? is it that shocking that people don't agree with you? oldfag my ass

Anonymous 05/28/20 (Thu) 03:23:25 AM No. 15134

>>15133
Could a farmhand please do something about the rabid sex workers in the stupid questions thread?

Anonymous 05/28/20 (Thu) 03:26:24 AM No. 15137

>>15134
>Every woman who doesn't hate men and herself as much as I do must be a sex worker
Get off the fucking site

Anonymous 05/28/20 (Thu) 03:27:49 AM No. 15138

>>15134
Why do you never sage? I don't mean on here but on /ot/

Anonymous 05/28/20 (Thu) 04:02:41 AM No. 15139

bring back tempcow

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Technical Help & Feature Suggestions #2 Anonymous ## Admin 10/05/18 (Fri) 07:07:39 AM No. 6821 [Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm

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Anonymous 04/06/20 (Mon) 09:33:41 AM No. 14410

>>13555
Same, I got incorrectly banned and now the site is backwards for some reason. On the ban page it says that I’m not banned but the site is still backwards.

Anonymous ## Admin 04/06/20 (Mon) 10:08:56 AM No. 14411

>>14410
Email me at admin@lolcow.farm and I can look into this.

Anonymous 04/06/20 (Mon) 01:28:07 PM No. 14413

>>14411
Sorry, turns out I’m just stupid. I cleared my history and the site started displaying normally again.

Anonymous 05/25/20 (Mon) 11:40:51 PM No. 15039

I've been having issues viewing from Tor Browser, I'm not sure if this is a me problem or other people are encountering it. I get 403 errors on pages and then sometimes they work after I refresh. I'll try messing with my settings, I have locked my browser down beyond the normal settings, but I don't have this issue with any other site.

Anonymous 05/25/20 (Mon) 11:51:10 PM No. 15040

>>15039
you're not allowed torpost here anymore due to gore and cp being consistently posted from there. just use a proxy

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Banner Thread Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 04:18:47 PM No. 962 [Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

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Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 11:28:39 PM No. 13919

>>13911
Cute cute cute cute cute
I was looking for more anime themed banners and this is so good aaa this should get submitted.

pls people make more anime themed banners

Anonymous 03/19/20 (Thu) 10:38:57 PM No. 14123

dtyueytu

Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 05:17:02 AM No. 14430

>>13912
i feel like some furfag made this

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 01:25:42 PM No. 14679

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a tribute

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 08:22:05 PM No. 14683

>>14679
i hope this gets added.

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Hellweek Anonymous ## Admin 04/12/19 (Fri) 02:32:32 AM No. 9826 [Reply]

Hellweek will begin April 15th to April 22nd. Posts made during this week will receive extra scrutiny and moderation will increase. However, this is not applicable to posts before or after hellweek. Boards unrelated to drama will not be participating so there's no need to worry about moderation changes there.

Examples of trends and behaviors to be targeted:
∙ Spamming low effort images
∙ Spamming social media statuses with no context
∙ Blogging and inserting your personal life into the discussion
∙ Derailing threads to uphold your politics or personal beliefs
∙ Unwarranted/emotional overreactions
∙ asking to be spoonfed
∙ extreme and abnormal nitpicking
∙ posting in a way that indicates you're new to lolcow.farm

All rules listed on https://lolcow.farm/rules still apply, but are not the primary focus. The goal is to purge as many newfags as possible while improving the overall posting quality.
Ban lengths for the listed behaviors may not exceed 1 week. Ban lengths for everything else may not exceed 4 days.

Please post any questions, suggestions, or concerns in this thread. General complaints stay in the general complaints thread.

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Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 05:05:47 AM No. 14676

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Boy do I have new milk for all of you! Apparently this idol group called Blossom Project kicked out 5 of there own members (for whatever reason) including one of their co-leaders! And now they are scouting for more members, probably just to get kicked them out again!(samefag)

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 05:07:09 AM No. 14677

>>14676
Oh yeah I heard about them. I don't think they even told their members why they got kicked out ether. Sounds like a toxic group to me.(same samefag)

Anonymous 04/25/20 (Sat) 05:10:56 AM No. 14678

>>14676
>>14677

Why in the hell would they kick out their members without telling them?? That just seems idiotic! It just doesn't make since knowing they haven't even debuted yet. Also I haven't even heard of these people until now?(same samefag)

Anonymous 04/30/20 (Thu) 09:13:43 AM No. 14712

why isn't there an artist salt 17?

Anonymous 05/02/20 (Sat) 03:13:54 PM No. 14718

>>14676
>>14677
>>14678

what the fuck was the point of this

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:16:20 PM No. 13204[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.

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Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:06:31 AM No. 14588

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>>14586
cant blame them when they deal with responses like that.

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:36:15 AM No. 14589

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The mods on this site are really a lost cause, this pointless ban on a snarky comment feels like they're trying to shut up anyone who disagrees, my sides

>>14588
The bootlicking comments with reaction images a teenager would use are so out of place in this thread.

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:43:40 AM No. 14591

>>14589
If you read the post in context it makes fun of >>14524

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:44:51 AM No. 14592

>>14591
Then you know its derailing, baiting, and the anon is ban evading so..

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:49:14 AM No. 14593

>>14592
Why did you delete >>14590?(samefagging/ ban evasion)

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Board-tan Anonymous ## Admin 10/27/15 (Tue) 04:52:25 AM No. 1469 [Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091

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Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 09:52:13 PM No. 14397

>>14392
um… ok

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 03:49:32 AM No. 14400

>>14392
this is awkward

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 04:11:24 PM No. 14403

>>14392
Pfft they wish he looked like that.
Art is cute tho

Anonymous 04/06/20 (Mon) 06:56:12 PM No. 14416

>>14392
Not my lolcow-tan

Anonymous 04/07/20 (Tue) 12:41:09 PM No. 14424

>>14403
Seems like /ic/'s fantasy. He should be way smaller and fatter.

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Lolcow Awards 2019 Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:18:53 PM No. 12453 [Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

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Horror Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:05:38 PM No. 12714

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Luna Slater

Best Comment Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:23:40 PM No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:15:30 PM No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 01:31:04 AM No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

Anonymous 03/08/20 (Sun) 03:08:55 AM No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

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Server Migration, and Gendercritical Anonymous ## Admin 01/15/20 (Wed) 11:06:08 PM No. 13215 [Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement

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Anonymous ## Admin 02/10/20 (Mon) 05:58:16 AM No. 13806

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>>13774
I tested it right now to confirm.
This is also a dark theme but it won't be the default site theme. I guess a re-invented version of the default staminarose theme is best unless anyone disagrees.

Anonymous 02/10/20 (Mon) 01:03:51 PM No. 13814

>>13806
That looks great, thanks.

Anonymous 02/11/20 (Tue) 11:16:08 AM No. 13830

>>13215
>>13243
>>13244
I didn't even know tor posting was allowed because it was never mentioned…
>Tor is used for bots more than actual posting these days
Maybe it because what I've mentioned above? There are tor-only IBs so I think your assumption might be wrong.

Anonymous 02/11/20 (Tue) 01:01:23 PM No. 13832

>>13830
>>>/meta/10318

Anonymous 03/11/20 (Wed) 11:16:07 AM No. 14016

I thought the problem I've had uploading images was completely due to my decrepit tablet, but the new server fixed it (ie failure to upload due to insufficient memory).

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Anonymous 02/03/20 (Mon) 10:09:42 AM No. 13451 [Reply]

What the hell just happened? I didn’t click anywhere, it itself broke. I’m writing from the phone. How I can fix this?

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 10/01/19 (Tue) 09:51:18 PM No. 11760[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.

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Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 09:59:50 PM No. 13199

>>13190
Admin wanted to prove that gc anons are all newfags who only joined recently for the sole reason of spreading their radfem propaganda.
But of you look at the oldest trans threads a couple years back you can see exactly how the original userbase reacted to tranny sympathizers ('go back to tumblr!').

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:01:40 PM No. 13200

>>13194
They took not caring to mean you don't care about the entire website, not just the outings.
The odd thing is that normally, selecting "Chris-chan" would simply imply newfaggotry and LARPing. "idc" means just that. I've been on the site since the very start, and I edited my answer to "idc" (it was kaka before) because the question seemed irrelevant to the survey (and I doubt I'm the only one who thought that, or misunderstood its meaning - I saw multiple anons mention thinking the poll was implying they had new milk on those mentioned), so I don't agree, but that's their logic.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:19 PM No. 13201

>>13173
>and you could totally tell by how tall she was because tall women don't exist apparently.
those aren't radfems then.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:57 PM No. 13202

>>13197
And there it is! Go back to reddit, this is and has always been an imageboard

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:03:20 PM No. 13203

>>13195
I phrased it wrong, I meant to say, they were saying that by people saying they don't care about the outings that mean they didn't care about the site. Reading back the post, I realized I am being dumb as fuck. My bad

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