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Anonymous ## Admin 11/19/18 (Mon) 09:22:04 PM No. 7293[Reply]

There isn't currently a thread for minor notices and changes to the site. For full transparency this will be a thread to inform you all of any updates or changes that aren't necessarily worthy of an big announcement.

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Anonymous ## Farmhand 09/04/19 (Wed) 02:58:01 AM No. 11164

Anyone ignoring admin message in the onision thread is getting a red-texted ban. We're not repeating ourselves.

Anonymous ## Admin 09/06/19 (Fri) 02:54:20 AM No. 11179

No new rules have been created but we're cracking down on politics and racebait.
All discussion of race whether positive or negative is banned from /ot/ and /m/. Repeat offenders may be permabanned from these boards.

The USA thread is getting locked for violating the agreement that politics may be only discussed in pink-pill and gender critical.

Anonymous ## Admin 09/10/19 (Tue) 04:28:01 AM No. 11242

After much discussion within the staff team, we have decided to lock the radfem thread. Please post in gender critical instead for the time being.

In the future, other problematic threads may be locked as well.

Anonymous ## Admin 01/05/20 (Sun) 04:22:54 PM No. 12769

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Raven's Post History has been posted. More information can be found here.

Anonymous ## Admin 01/29/20 (Wed) 11:08:55 PM No. 13394

The /2X/ board will be permanently closed on February 5th, this also happens to be national Loona comeback day.
>>>/meta/13215 ←- more info can be found here.

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:16:20 PM No. 13204 [Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.

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Anonymous 03/29/20 (Sun) 10:31:15 PM No. 14346

>>14343
This, the only samefag here is that anon. Oh the irony

Anonymous ## Admin 03/30/20 (Mon) 12:42:40 AM No. 14347

>>14342
Ko-fi doxxes the creator, otherwise we would be using kofi. You can make a burner patreon account. Patreon doesn't show payment info on either end. The biggest downside would be having to unsubscribe for 1 time payments.
>>14342
This issue was considered 2 years ago by the previous Admin. The patreon is fine and up.
The server costs and additional info are on the patreon page. The patreon has been around discreetly for a while but if people want proof of payments or withdrawals it can definitely be provided.

Anonymous 03/30/20 (Mon) 12:55:13 AM No. 14348

>>14339
you bitches better donate especially when you want to scream about how the site needs to change for your own agenda. get your pocketbook out

Anonymous 03/30/20 (Mon) 01:02:33 AM No. 14349

>>14347
i just made my first patreon. im trying to donate but its blocking me from making the payment, saying i should reach out to you another way.
any tips? do i have to complete my profile first?

Anonymous ## Admin 03/30/20 (Mon) 01:30:35 AM No. 14350

>>14349
Not currently at my PC but shoot me an email if you still have issues or errors.
To donate anonymously just make a burner email or use an email not tied to you in any way, make a username you never use anywhere else.

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Board-tan Anonymous ## Admin 10/27/15 (Tue) 04:52:25 AM No. 1469 [Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091

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Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 12:46:28 AM No. 14298

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Just wanna dump some board-tan picrew

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 12:47:52 AM No. 14299

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>>14298

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 12:49:50 AM No. 14300

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>>14299

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 12:51:22 AM No. 14301

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>>14300

Anonymous 03/27/20 (Fri) 12:53:34 AM No. 14302

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>>14301

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Technical Help & Feature Suggestions #2 Anonymous ## Admin 10/05/18 (Fri) 07:07:39 AM No. 6821 [Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm

Info

Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
Max file size is 20 MB.
Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

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**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
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~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥

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Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 01:34:28 AM No. 13908

>>13879
Maybe your device doesn’t support the videos file type? I can’t watch most videos on my phone but they show up fine on my computer

Anonymous 03/22/20 (Sun) 10:24:47 PM No. 14144

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A few threads aren't showing full replies. Here's a screencap where multiple posts are missing and replaced with blank spaces. I can see the full replies in the thread preview but when I click on it, many are missing. Anyone else having this issue?

Anonymous 03/22/20 (Sun) 10:27:19 PM No. 14145

>>14144
it looks like you hid saged posts. scroll back to the top and look on the right and click on "show saged posts"

Anonymous 03/22/20 (Sun) 10:33:13 PM No. 14146

>>14145
Ah fuck. Thanks so much for the response, I appreciate it friend.

Anonymous 03/23/20 (Mon) 06:49:48 AM No. 14147

I just got a ban warning for a post that clearly isn’t me, with a IP address that doesn’t even match my phones IP. Is this some kind of new bug?

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Banner Thread Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 04:18:47 PM No. 962 [Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

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Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 04:55:32 AM No. 13911

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First time making gif from >>76060

Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 05:06:31 AM No. 13912

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>>13911
Samefag, adjusted transition

Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 12:38:46 PM No. 13913

>>13912
love these! thanks anon!

Anonymous 02/21/20 (Fri) 11:28:39 PM No. 13919

>>13911
Cute cute cute cute cute
I was looking for more anime themed banners and this is so good aaa this should get submitted.

pls people make more anime themed banners

Anonymous 03/19/20 (Thu) 10:38:57 PM No. 14123

dtyueytu

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Lolcow Awards 2019 Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:18:53 PM No. 12453 [Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

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Horror Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:05:38 PM No. 12714

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Luna Slater

Best Comment Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:23:40 PM No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:15:30 PM No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 01:31:04 AM No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

Anonymous 03/08/20 (Sun) 03:08:55 AM No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

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Server Migration, and Gendercritical Anonymous ## Admin 01/15/20 (Wed) 11:06:08 PM No. 13215 [Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement

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Anonymous ## Admin 02/10/20 (Mon) 05:58:16 AM No. 13806

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>>13774
I tested it right now to confirm.
This is also a dark theme but it won't be the default site theme. I guess a re-invented version of the default staminarose theme is best unless anyone disagrees.

Anonymous 02/10/20 (Mon) 01:03:51 PM No. 13814

>>13806
That looks great, thanks.

Anonymous 02/11/20 (Tue) 11:16:08 AM No. 13830

>>13215
>>13243
>>13244
I didn't even know tor posting was allowed because it was never mentioned…
>Tor is used for bots more than actual posting these days
Maybe it because what I've mentioned above? There are tor-only IBs so I think your assumption might be wrong.

Anonymous 02/11/20 (Tue) 01:01:23 PM No. 13832

>>13830
>>>/meta/10318

Anonymous 03/11/20 (Wed) 11:16:07 AM No. 14016

I thought the problem I've had uploading images was completely due to my decrepit tablet, but the new server fixed it (ie failure to upload due to insufficient memory).

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Anonymous 02/03/20 (Mon) 10:09:42 AM No. 13451 [Reply]

What the hell just happened? I didn’t click anywhere, it itself broke. I’m writing from the phone. How I can fix this?

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 10/01/19 (Tue) 09:51:18 PM No. 11760[Reply]

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Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 09:59:50 PM No. 13199

>>13190
Admin wanted to prove that gc anons are all newfags who only joined recently for the sole reason of spreading their radfem propaganda.
But of you look at the oldest trans threads a couple years back you can see exactly how the original userbase reacted to tranny sympathizers ('go back to tumblr!').

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:01:40 PM No. 13200

>>13194
They took not caring to mean you don't care about the entire website, not just the outings.
The odd thing is that normally, selecting "Chris-chan" would simply imply newfaggotry and LARPing. "idc" means just that. I've been on the site since the very start, and I edited my answer to "idc" (it was kaka before) because the question seemed irrelevant to the survey (and I doubt I'm the only one who thought that, or misunderstood its meaning - I saw multiple anons mention thinking the poll was implying they had new milk on those mentioned), so I don't agree, but that's their logic.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:19 PM No. 13201

>>13173
>and you could totally tell by how tall she was because tall women don't exist apparently.
those aren't radfems then.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:57 PM No. 13202

>>13197
And there it is! Go back to reddit, this is and has always been an imageboard

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:03:20 PM No. 13203

>>13195
I phrased it wrong, I meant to say, they were saying that by people saying they don't care about the outings that mean they didn't care about the site. Reading back the post, I realized I am being dumb as fuck. My bad

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Drmusic2 Nathan 12/27/19 (Fri) 04:07:34 AM No. 12600[Reply]

Hello, i'm Drmusic2 and I was mentioned on a post on here and yes I do admit I was a lulcow for a while at least, up until 2014. And I didn't exactly take too kindly to being treated as a punching bag for internet trolls. For the record Mr Metokur didn't even do a video on me, he just did a video that mentioned me and I didn't attack him. I wasn't even mad at him I was simply just stating how embarrassed I was about how I used to be, I consider a lot of my early work to be garbage when I look back at it and I pretty much hate my old persona of trying to be edgy and different.

Most people don't seem to understand this and thought that my transformation fetish only was centered on overweight people, and like having a fat fetish was wrong or against the law…true the werebelushi and such were my bread and butter but it's just that trolls typecast me as that specific type of lulcow that it made me feel like they don't even know me. When I commented on Mister Metokur's video, I wasn't attacking him or saying anything bad about the video, I was just embarrassed about how I used to be as that video showed how I used to be.

People like Lawler/Crichax and EmilyRees just don't get me.(autism, wrong board, shitty post)

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