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Anonymous ## Admin 11/19/18 (Mon) 09:22:04 PM No. 7293[Reply]

There isn't currently a thread for minor notices and changes to the site. For full transparency this will be a thread to inform you all of any updates or changes that aren't necessarily worthy of an big announcement.

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Anonymous ## Admin 08/27/19 (Tue) 08:30:38 AM No. 11075

Discussion of specific numbers regarding BMI and eating disorders is now banned in the pro-ana scumbags thread.

Anonymous ## Farmhand 09/04/19 (Wed) 02:58:01 AM No. 11164

Anyone ignoring admin message in the onision thread is getting a red-texted ban. We're not repeating ourselves.

Anonymous ## Admin 09/06/19 (Fri) 02:54:20 AM No. 11179

No new rules have been created but we're cracking down on politics and racebait.
All discussion of race whether positive or negative is banned from /ot/ and /m/. Repeat offenders may be permabanned from these boards.

The USA thread is getting locked for violating the agreement that politics may be only discussed in pink-pill and gender critical.

Anonymous ## Admin 09/10/19 (Tue) 04:28:01 AM No. 11242

After much discussion within the staff team, we have decided to lock the radfem thread. Please post in gender critical instead for the time being.

In the future, other problematic threads may be locked as well.

Anonymous ## Admin 01/05/20 (Sun) 04:22:54 PM No. 12769

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Raven's Post History has been posted. More information can be found here.

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Banner Thread Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 04:18:47 PM No. 962 [Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

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Anonymous 01/10/20 (Fri) 10:27:08 PM No. 12910

>>12901
this is amazing

Anonymous 01/11/20 (Sat) 10:45:00 PM No. 12922

>>12901
love it

Anonymous 01/12/20 (Sun) 01:52:54 AM No. 12924

>>12901
The pink and the font made me misread this as "ddl/g/eneracy" at first.
I'm glad it doesn't say that, lmao.

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 08:38:03 AM No. 13242

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i tried anons. her insanity inspired me

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 12:57:54 AM No. 13250

>>4215

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Server Migration, and Gendercritical Anonymous ## Admin 01/15/20 (Wed) 11:06:08 PM No. 13215 [Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement

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Anonymous ## Admin 01/16/20 (Thu) 11:39:20 AM No. 13244

>>13243
I didn't mean to imply TOR posting would be banned, I mean we will have the capability for it. This applies to location flags and IDs as well, but I don't think we will be using any of that.
We have had bot spam in the past so I think it could be a useful tool during spam influxes when and if they occur. Tor is used for bots more than actual posting these days.
>You already banned people
Stop assuming I make every ban. I'm drawing the line here so there is no confusion between anons and the mods.
[Not addressing the last point because it's been discussed to death.]

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 02:20:45 PM No. 13247

>>13244
AYRT and thanks for the civilized reply. I hate political infighting and derailing as much as any other person but I'm just worried (due to past admin experiences I mentioned) that the site moderation would become a wild west where bans are decided on a dice throw.

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 09:04:51 PM No. 13248

Thanks for having this thread up to help clarify previous points Admin.

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 12:26:55 AM No. 13249

not to detract from this post admin, but wanted to ask again what about brave rewards? wouldn't that help with site costs?

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:26:39 AM No. 13251

>>13249
i have a bunch of BAT if admin needs, just dont be like Josh and get yourself publicly shamed haha

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Technical Help & Feature Suggestions #2 Anonymous ## Admin 10/05/18 (Fri) 07:07:39 AM No. 6821 [Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm

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Anonymous 01/07/20 (Tue) 12:14:38 AM No. 12832

>>12827

Ty admins and farmhands

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 04:56:13 AM No. 13240

>>6821
I’m on mobile and I can’t seem to get any videos to play. It just shows a black screen with a line through the play button, it also does this when I click the link that takes me to a separate page. Am I just an idiot or what

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 06:13:29 AM No. 13241

I'm having trouble with spoilered images. The spoiler image itself doesn't show up, I just see a gray box. When I tap it, it loads briefly then shows a smaller, dimmed version of whatever the image is. like it's being hovered over on desktop or something, it's got a gray shadow over the whole thing making it impossible to see details. I've been having to open all spoilered images in their own tabs to view them in full size/colors actually visible (which is horrible to deal with on threads like Shayna's)

not sure what's up, I cleared my cache and cookies and everything and the problem hasn't gone. It's been about a week

Anonymous ## Admin 01/16/20 (Thu) 11:41:09 AM No. 13245

>>13241

This may provide a possible solution for you >>10735
It's a common error

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 11:44:42 AM No. 13253

Hey yall; having trouble seeing self-post tags on threads, ive tried clearing my cache but nothing works

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:16:20 PM No. 13204 [Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.

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Anonymous ## Admin 01/16/20 (Thu) 12:05:48 AM No. 13230

>>13227
After further inspection it seems this is an actual GC anon who was shitting up the previous complaints thread. They are now VPN hopping after creating a fake scrot thread and replying to it with threats against radfems.
This is some next level shit. You be be permabanned for attempting to deceive the farms in any way. This goes for anti-pp/gc as well.

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 12:10:47 AM No. 13231

>>13230
I didn't make a thread and I never posted on 2X or said anything remotely similar to radfem ideology. I'm neither a scrote or a radfem but nice try. And now I know you can't actually trace posts.(sure thing, ham-chan)

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 12:20:17 AM No. 13232

>>13231
if this is true this is really sad

Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 12:24:28 AM No. 13235

Can you at least tell me why you think I'm a scrote and or a radfem? Or show me my so called post history? I am so confused.

>ham-chan
Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 09:48:06 AM No. 13252

Can you please do something about the annoying idiot in the pro ana scumbag thread in /snow/?

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 10/01/19 (Tue) 09:51:18 PM No. 11760[Reply]

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Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 09:59:50 PM No. 13199

>>13190
Admin wanted to prove that gc anons are all newfags who only joined recently for the sole reason of spreading their radfem propaganda.
But of you look at the oldest trans threads a couple years back you can see exactly how the original userbase reacted to tranny sympathizers ('go back to tumblr!').

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:01:40 PM No. 13200

>>13194
They took not caring to mean you don't care about the entire website, not just the outings.
The odd thing is that normally, selecting "Chris-chan" would simply imply newfaggotry and LARPing. "idc" means just that. I've been on the site since the very start, and I edited my answer to "idc" (it was kaka before) because the question seemed irrelevant to the survey (and I doubt I'm the only one who thought that, or misunderstood its meaning - I saw multiple anons mention thinking the poll was implying they had new milk on those mentioned), so I don't agree, but that's their logic.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:19 PM No. 13201

>>13173
>and you could totally tell by how tall she was because tall women don't exist apparently.
those aren't radfems then.

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:02:57 PM No. 13202

>>13197
And there it is! Go back to reddit, this is and has always been an imageboard

Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:03:20 PM No. 13203

>>13195
I phrased it wrong, I meant to say, they were saying that by people saying they don't care about the outings that mean they didn't care about the site. Reading back the post, I realized I am being dumb as fuck. My bad

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Lolcow Awards 2019 Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:18:53 PM No. 12453 [Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

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Favorite Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:56:17 PM No. 12711

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Dolly Mattel

Worst Troll
Both scatkun and kiwi scatkun are tied!

Worst Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:01:29 PM No. 12713

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Taylor Nicole Dean, with Yaniv only 2 votes short of surpassing her

Horror Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:05:38 PM No. 12714

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Luna Slater

Best Comment Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:23:40 PM No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:15:30 PM No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

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Drmusic2 Nathan 12/27/19 (Fri) 04:07:34 AM No. 12600[Reply]

Hello, i'm Drmusic2 and I was mentioned on a post on here and yes I do admit I was a lulcow for a while at least, up until 2014. And I didn't exactly take too kindly to being treated as a punching bag for internet trolls. For the record Mr Metokur didn't even do a video on me, he just did a video that mentioned me and I didn't attack him. I wasn't even mad at him I was simply just stating how embarrassed I was about how I used to be, I consider a lot of my early work to be garbage when I look back at it and I pretty much hate my old persona of trying to be edgy and different.

Most people don't seem to understand this and thought that my transformation fetish only was centered on overweight people, and like having a fat fetish was wrong or against the law…true the werebelushi and such were my bread and butter but it's just that trolls typecast me as that specific type of lulcow that it made me feel like they don't even know me. When I commented on Mister Metokur's video, I wasn't attacking him or saying anything bad about the video, I was just embarrassed about how I used to be as that video showed how I used to be.

People like Lawler/Crichax and EmilyRees just don't get me.(autism, wrong board, shitty post)

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Wanted: Entry level janitors and tech people Anonymous ## Admin 11/25/19 (Mon) 02:15:08 AM No. 12242 [Reply]

We're looking for janitors (low-level farmhands) and people with Linux or web dev experience.

If you're interested in helping out, introduce yourself ITT and write a few sentences about how you can help. If we're interested, we'll contact you through a temporary ban message.

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Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 03:09:44 AM No. 12309

>>12307
lol what are the odds of that though

Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 04:18:27 AM No. 12311

>>12309
i don't know, but it makes me think anon is too fucking retarded to mod.

Anonymous 12/01/19 (Sun) 10:25:57 AM No. 12315

>>12304
> wants to mod
> exposes IP address

Anonymous 12/02/19 (Mon) 07:19:19 AM No. 12330

>>12304

>Is this a honeypot thing

Like a sting operation? Genuinely curious about what you mean. Congratulations on moving forward!

Anonymous 12/06/19 (Fri) 07:38:14 PM No. 12368

Would definitely be interested in being a janitor. I spend too much time on here, night as well be slightly productive with it.

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Anonymous 04/25/16 (Mon) 12:20:19 PM No. 2421 [Reply]

Can sage be hidden like on 4chan?
People seem to just use it as a downvote or when they're getting mad.

Anonymous 04/29/16 (Fri) 07:51:59 PM No. 2443

>tfw admin-senpai ignores you

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