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Lolcow Awards 2018! Go here for nominations!
We are expanding our team.
Looking for: Janitors / Thread Mods / Global Mods / Discord mods / Admin
You can apply here

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No. 6816[Reply]

Third edition!

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
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No. 7661

This site runs on either tinyboard or vichan right? Any chance of enabling the 4chan-compatible json API?

No. 7664

>>7660
Ugh same. Why did they start coming here?

Next thing you know we'll have threads wherein the first 40 posts are void of content asspats, "Here for it" " Sits " "Just marking my place dom't mind me" "Posting to read later" "I have arrived" "Insert shitty gif of some lady sitting down" from Orange is the New Black or smth

No. 7665

>>7664
The non-subtle avatarfagging is ridiculous, they treat it like a chat room, blogpost, and easily get into these antagonistic arguments about the most smallest, vague, nitpicky things esp racebaiting.

Sometimes I wonder if they honestly think they have to attach a picture or gif, in order to post a text comment here. Every.single.post.

>~”go off, sis”~

[insert gif of F-list reality show celebrity rolling her eyes]

No. 7668

>>7665
there's been a lot of people doing that so they probably.

No. 7669

>>7665
I honestly wonder how those types even found LC. I'm sure there were a handful of crossposters, but they didn't use gifs constantly. Is it because of the celebrity thread?
Tinfoil, but I think the bulk of the racebait stuff is coming from LSA posters, male posters trying to cause infighting and the edgy racist-chans who used to shit up this place years ago (see the old politics thread on /ot/) .



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No. 7293[Reply]

There isn't currently a thread for minor notices and changes to the site. For full transparency this will be a thread to inform you all of any updates or changes that aren't necessarily worthy of an big announcement.
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No. 7298

After inspection, a minor error in the op for the new alt cow thread has been fixed from thread #5 to thread #10. Hopefully this makes things easier to catalog. >>>/snow/730576

No. 7307

Selfie editing thread in /ot/ deleted for obvious vendetta chan.

No. 7315

>>>/ot/327649 Locked for obvious bait and same fagging.

No. 7360

Could Admin post a notice regarding the 504 server error that is resulting in multiple posts? It is leading to infighting and wasted comments discussing it in various threads.

My latest (my device would not let me screencap):

Error 504
Ray ID: 47ed74987c546da2 • 2018-11-24 17:05:35 UTC
Gateway time-out
You
Browser Working
San Jose
Cloudflare Working
lolcow.farm
Host
Error

No. 7443

>>7294
> Thread topics in /ot/ targeting specific races or nationalities won't be tolerated any longer

yesss thank you that fetid shit was clogging /ot/ so bad I just stopped reading altogether.



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No. 6965[Reply]

Hello everyone,

we've exhausted the last round of applications, but our team still needs more helping hands. If you'd like to join us, please fill out the following form and if it's a good fit, we'll get back to you shortly.

You can apply to

- be a Janitor
- be a global moderator (Farmhand)
- become the new lolcow.farm Admin
- help with technical issues
- moderate specific threads
- moderate Discord or volunteer in other ways.


You must be willing to use a Discord account to communicate with the rest of the team.


Fill out the application form here.
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No. 7188

>>7153
Staff.

We’re letting this retarded team vet the next one why?

No. 7278

>>7260
Please make this happen.

No. 7281

>>7278
I remember the multiple people who promised to make such boards back in 2016 and never delivered. Not holding my breath on that one.

No. 7283

>>7281
Yeah, it's usually a pipe dream but I thought encouragement would be nice for anon to hear.

No. 7289

have they gotten back to applicants?



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No. 7479[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the lolcow awards 2018!

You can now submit your nominations.

Categories
> best milk
> favorite cow
> worst cow
> Horrorcow
> best troll
> worst troll
> best comeback
> biggest plot twist
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 7651

>>7648

>worst troll


This post.

No. 7659

ou can now submit your nominations.

Categories
> best milk

Miranda Isis bride vs KM
> favorite cow

Miranda Isis bride

> worst cow

Even though everything is laughable about her hence my nomination for favorite cow, her vileness earns her too the title of worst cow… MIRANDA ISIS BRIDE
> Horrorcow
> best troll
> worst troll
> best comeback
> biggest plot twist
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

No. 7666

> best milk
moo being outed for sexual harassment

> favorite cow

shaytard, moo

> worst cow

kelly eden, tuna, nicole dollanganger

> Horrorcow

zoosadist thread ofc

> worst troll

mickey's sister lol, victoria murder

> biggest plot twist

the fact that kyle nathan perkins told his ex-wife shay is a "graphic designer"

No. 7667

>>7479
> best milk
Tractorgate
>favorite cow
Still onion after all these years
>worst cow
Joy, I can’t stand her fat face anymore
>horror cow
Littlefawnxo or whatever she was called by the end. So short lived. So scary. I couldn’t look away.
>best troll
Was Vix this year? Otherwise Amberlynn ‘I’m totally sticking to it this time gorl’ Reid
>worst troll
Booty
>best comeback
Sticky Vicky! And her pesky stalkers
>biggest plot twist
Dasha posting
>best user submitted content
That picture of Greg on the little tractor saying ‘I’m a big boy’ that fuelled me for days

No. 7671

My vote across the board goes to the most vile, disgusting (but hilariously dumbass) cow who ever lived. Momokunt. But at the same time I don't want her to win in any category because she will see it as some kind of sick validation.



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: lolcow.farm@gmail.com



Info

  • Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 7580

>>7578

I hit "new reply" only once, but it got posted twice.

>>>/snow/746222
>>>/snow/746223

When I got the 504 error page I hit the back button and reloaded the page a few times to see if my comment had been posted. Then I came here. When I went back to the thread my comment had been posted twice.

No. 7620

Error 504
Ray ID: 487149d78fd26df6 • 2018-12-10 17:05:03 UTC
Gateway time-out
You
Browser Working
San Jose
Cloudflare Working
lolcow.farm
Host
Error

No. 7621

Error 504
Ray ID: 487149d78fd26df6 • 2018-12-10 17:05:03 UTC
Gateway time-out
You
Browser Working
San Jose
Cloudflare Working
lolcow.farm
Host
Error

No. 7622

>>7620
>>7621

I hit "new reply" only once.

No. 7640

Error 504
Ray ID: 487776e35f946da2 • 2018-12-11 11:04:24 UTC
Gateway time-out
You
Browser Working
San Jose
Cloudflare Working
lolcow.farm
Host
Error

My comment was still posted and posted once.



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No. 1469[Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091
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No. 6873

Why is she so skinny?

No. 6901

>>6873
Who’d want a fat board tan? She’s not meant to be a cow.

No. 6952

>>6873
Everyone here has an eating disorder or at least body dysmorphia. Why wouldn't she be thin?

No. 7393

>>6901
I think it'd be cute if she was a little chubby tbh.

No. 7478

>>7393
let her better looking sister be the chubby one



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No. 6362[Reply]

Use this thread to make new OC art for your favorite cows.
We want to encourage more OC content to the site without disturbing threads and annoying anons.
Be civil, don’t derail, spam low effort OC, or start arguments.
If you want to do redlines or redraws go to:
>>>/ot/243951

Board tan is also very encouraged.
[Thread pic taken from >>3810 ]
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No. 6846

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oops didn't know this thread existed. BRown fanart
nsfw for some poorly drawn dicks

No. 6860

>>6846
this thread needs to go in /ot/ because like, >>6846 this is great but nobody will ever see it here in fuckin meta (fanart of cows is not 'meta')

No. 6863

>>6860
I also got a ban for posting that in this thread for some reason.

No. 6867

>>6863
because it's the wrong thread for it. this is ONLY for art of our board mascot, not random animals.

No. 6869

>>6867
>>Use this thread to make new OC art for your favorite cows.
>>Board tan is also very encouraged.
u sure m8?



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No. 5702[Reply]

There have been a couple of changes over the past few months and we believe there is always room for improvement. We've taken the time to apply a few changes to the current rules. Global rules apply to all boards and now specific rules will only apply to /pt/ and /snow/ respectively. The rules page will be better formatted soon, in the meantime read the rules when you have the chance. Here are some of the major changes.

Global Rules:
•derailing on any board is a bannable offense
For example, taking bait from robots on /ot/ or derailing Onision threads by nitpicking Lainey's ring for days
•Using lolcow for attention or profit is a global offense
For some reason some people seem to think advertising doesn't fall under this. To that person, stop advertising your loli discord server.
•Abusing the reporting system can now warrant a ban
This isn't that much of a problem but do take the time to read through this.

Rules for /pt/ and /snow/:
•mini-modding is now an official ban offense
•The definiton of cow-tipping has been expanded (the most important change)
Do not alert a subject to their thread or take any other action to lead them to lolcow.farm (cowtipping).
∙Do not contact a subject's family/ friends/ etc.
∙Do not use lolcow.farm to crusade against a cow (not your personal army).
∙Do not organize raids on twitter, twitch or other social media.
∙Do not brag about or announce having personal contact or interactions with a cow unless you're also delivering newly obtained or confirmed information.
•Rule 8 " The use of sage in /snow/ does not permit a violation of the rules stated above."
For example, saging does not give you an excuse to blogpost.

In other news, we have stumbled upon a Patreon with various entertaining perks. This Patreon does not under any circumstances whatsoever in any way, shape or form help us cover the fees of running lolcow, as such a thing would be frivolous and quite frankly tasteless. We would never support the notion of crowd-funding the new, more expensive server we moved to.
https://www.patreon.com/farmhand
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No. 5712

>>5708
Yes.
>>5711
Thank you for bringing us to our attention.

No. 5713

>>5712

Two days ago I got a ban warning for reporting posts accusing me of being the subject or one of her stans. The warning stated (paraphrasing) "Don't report posts you don't agree with."

No. 5742


No. 5778

>>5708
Which rule does this behavior violate? I was looking for it in the rules to report a post. Turns out I happened to be banned for that exact reason fml

No. 6815

Will there be a new General Complaints/Issues thread?

Why was the Technical Help & Feature Suggestions thread locked?

Why was the Official Art thread pinned?



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No. 4790[Reply]

Second edition!

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>2 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
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No. 6805

>>6804
calling someone a nigger isn't an argument, anon. sorry.

No. 6807

>>6791
>>6794
Thirding this. Pretty sure all Naruru's whiteknight posts are herself. Her puppetmaster shit is annoying and shitting up Randa's thread.

No. 6808

>>6805

Did you read the thread? The anon baited other anons into an argument about race and continued to derail the thread.

No. 6809

why do we have a kpop "critical" thread and a kpop general thread?

seems useless.

No. 6810

>>6809
it makes sense, if you're critical of someone's favourite BTS in kpop general there tend to be days-long derails



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No. 4553[Reply]

Lolcow.farm needs more staff!

Please apply here:
Application form


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No. 6673

>>6495
Is there a thread about her

No. 6681

Florida

No. 6740

>>4553
Ah yes, a farmhand during hard labor (looks like Vamplettes)

No. 6768

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Another example of how pnp can’t physically resist the urge to defensively correct strangers who make any sort of inaccurate statement. I swear this bitch has her eyes sucked into her screen at all times to reply to these types of comments.

Sorry that not everybody knows that your cat is a dog Ariana I’m(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 6811

>>6768
Why do you keep posting about PlasticandProud in a Mod applications thread?



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