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[Vote for the Lolcow Awards 2020]


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No. 20405[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.

If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 20587

retard farmhand redtext happy in erin thread

No. 20588

>>20587
The samefagging and ban evasion is an important detail because it makes it clear it's the same person speaking, there's no reason for them not to redtext those bans

No. 20589

>>20588
uh ya except when they ban the wrong people. one of my posts got incorrectly banned for samefagging. there’s obviously a farmhand having too much fun with red texting. plus someone literally posted “ban evasion” and they got red texted for… ban evasion. so childish

No. 20590

>>20589
>reee somebody got banned for ban evasion and mods labelled it ‘ban evasion’!!!!!!!!!!
okay… and? you sound fucking stupid

No. 20591

>>20589
If you want less red text in that thread then you, personally, should never post in it again and the problem would be solved



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



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~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 20365

>>20357
Do you have saged posts hidden?

No. 20366

It's been kind of annoying me lately that the image hover doesn't work with videos, you have to manually click play on those instead. Is there any way it could work with the hover feature or nah?

No. 20466

I’ve had an issue over the last few days where spoiler’d pictures don’t seem to fully load after being unspoiler’d now. They always look transparent. At first I thought it was from all the camming gifs in the Shayna thread but it’s happening in every thread I look at now

No. 20469

>>20466
I came to this thread just to ask this! I have the same issue, It's like a semi-opaque white layer over the unspoiler'd pic for me. Not sure if it's something everyone sees?

No. 20552

Does anyone else's browser display lolcow flipped horizontally? (Text is backwards) It also redirects to a different URL.



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No. 1706[Reply]

Excuse my autism, but I've noticed posters sometimes seem to mix up the following terms. I see this on other websites, too. This is understandable, since the terms are vague and not widely known.

These are subjective to some degree, but here is how I personally define them.

Samefagging

This is a general term for deceptive posting. It can mean the following things:

- Taking on more than one persona in a thread to make it seem like your view has wider support than it actually does. This is also called sockpuppeting. May involve replying to your own posts agreeing with yourself, or significantly changing writing style to make it seem like a different person is also giving similar positive or negative remarks. Particularly dedicated samefags may try to use a different IP address as well.

- Making multiple posts back-to-back, without obvious indication they were all made by you. This is not always deceptive, though is often annoying.

- May also apply to general false or omitted self-identification. For example, if the subject of a /pt/ thread started secretly and anonymously posting in her own thread to disagree with people or defend herself, this may also be called samefagging. There may be a better term for this, but if there is, I'm not yet aware of it.


Self-posting

Posting about yourself in any way, whether anonymous or self-identifying. For example: posting a picture of yourself, linking to your own profiles, giving excessive details about your life, etc. Self-posts are completely acceptable in some threads and some contexts, but they usually are frowned upon otherwise. You shouldn't try to make yourself stand out on an anonymous board. Valid spellings also include self posting and selfposting.


Vendetta / vendettafag / vendetta-posting

Posting about someone as if you are a random person who happens to dislike them, when in reality you have some sort of personal connection or grudge. Often involves samefagging. Generally has no relation to self-posting, except in cases of self-victimization. In cases where you present the chan with an implicit or explicit "call to action", to further your vendetta, this is also called a personal army (PA) request. It often involves misleading or deceptive information.

An example of a vendetta post would be arguing with a girl on social media, and later posting a thread calling her a whore. Asking people to send things to her parents, or falsely claiming she's violated some site's terms of service and requesting people report her, or including her address and phone number in the post, would be a vendetta post as well as a personal army request.
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No. 19658

What does NTA mean?

No. 19659

>>19658
Not The Anon

No. 19873

What does ‘‘canyon” mean in red text?
I see a lot of red text that people got banned for and I don’t know what it means and I’m familiar with the basic 4chan terms but Lolcow has its own lingo.

Also why do we call it “snow” and “pt”??

No. 19875

>>19873
canyon is the implication that the poster is Canyon, a cow here.

as for pt and snow, you'll need to just lurkmoar and pick up context clues. It's not difficult if you understand the site a bit more. Keep lurking and lose the newfag status.

No. 19878

>>19873
Since it took me a while to figure out pt, pt is pixyteri = famous cow and inspiration for these kind of sites, therefore the highest cow status for the worst cows. Snowflake is a cow-in-training, not a fully fledged cow, may be salvageable as a person (usually it goes downhill for them though)
w is for weeb snowflakes.



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No. 19020[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 20423

>>20418
I think this is a great idea, and to be clear, the suggestion is any reported image is removed from the homepage (i.e landing page) rather than immediately deleted to avoid mass reporting of harmless images. But yeah, I too saw the CP sitting on the front page and it's awful. Please consider this request mods.

No. 20424

Why not just spoiler images that have been reported a lot until a farmhand can check them out?

No. 20441

>>20424
It’s a kind of good idea, but then retards would be reporting retarded shit making people open the spoilers thinking It’s yet another harmless picture spoilered 40keks, and getting their day ruined by gore and CP.
it would be nice if it was some sort of locked spoiler though, so no one can open the picture until the deletion or acceptance of the picture is done by a mod.
It could be tiresome or maybe too complex, but it’s just an idea.

No. 20470

>>20400
>>20403
thanks anons, i didn't know, very sorry i asked in the wrong thread

No. 20492

There should be something added to the rules that "vendetta" "no milk" "tinfoil" "where's the evidence" and so on and so forth are bannable offenses the same as "hi cow"

It gets tiring when cows like Erin and Nicole practically live on their threads and react aggressively to every valid critique and comment.



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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 20362


No. 20363

>>17893
pls don’t forget this

No. 20364

If this makes its easier for admin all banners after this one have not been added >>10820

No. 20371

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farm fresh for you pls add

No. 20373

>>20371
love love love, it's perfect and hilarious



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No. 18441[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of twists and turns, we are hosting the Lolcow Awards 2020!

You can now submit your nominations in this thread.

Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster


Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 20046

Nice.
What about best user submitted content and best comment?

No. 20055

>>20044
10/10 to whoever created this gif kek

No. 20066

>>20055
Ikr it's gold

>>20040
>what the hell is that white thing
kek. A well deserved award

No. 20078


No. 20153

Holy shit I love the images this year. Really passionate about graphic design.



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No. 19897[Reply]

Hey, cum-guzzlers!
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded women who spend every second of their day talking about dumbass shit. Why not do something better with your life, like sucking my cock? I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's…gettin' hard. I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it! I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock. Balls rubbin' against your chin. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum. And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than bitchin' here on this shitty message board all day? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fingering yourself to Twilight. So if you wanna get laid and feel like a woman for once in your life, hit me up. (No fatties or ugly chicks, which pretty much rules everyone out here I guess!) I got washboard abs, chiseled features, 6"2, black hair and piercing blue eyes. I can fuck the shit out of you at a moments notice and within ten minutes ready to go again after I cum. You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me. I turn lesbians straight, I can eat a peach for hours. I teach lesbians how to eat pussy. So come at me you tards.
Steve.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19019[Reply]

>>19018
You asked me to take it to meta but you had closed that thread, so i'll ask again:

>>814019

You closed the other thread in /meta/ but I have one more question. Is the anti-joke policy is that global on the entire site, or are other people than myself just not allowed to joke about Billie's asshole?
And should we report jokes from now on?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19013[Reply]

the moderators in the onision thread are pure shit:

>>>/pt/813147

as soon as you joke or say anything bad about anyone the accuse users of having a "vendetta" against that person and go in mass ban mode. its stupid and it needs to stop.
unless we're not allowed to joke about people anymore? doesn't the very word lolcow imply that laughter is involved?

No. 19014

Yeah, gotchas arent milk. If this post got reported, good. The ban was warrented. Posts like this are 4chan tier. Not actually worth discussion just because you want to rally other anons to laugh at every single off topic hate post. Make a discord for that.

No. 19015

>>19014
pfrt right, if i were a mod i'd be butthurt too.
so what, its like "no fun allowed" here now in this place?
you need to get laid.

No. 19016

>>19015
Not when its shitposting which is against the rules. Stay mad and keep getting banned please.

No. 19017

>>19016
"stay mad" said the gal fuming at the ears.

First off: Not trying to get anyone to rally behind me, I can fight my own fights.
Second of: I am simply filing my complaint.
Third of: You have blackmail Billie shoving a buttplug in her ass, it being posted here, and do not expect people to joke about it? Boy gal, you must be the life of the party. Sign me the fuck up!

No. 19018

Sorry anon, I didn't realize that you deserved special privileges to samefag and obsess over Billie's asshole.



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No. 17415[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 19008

Please fix the site I can't load fucking anythiiiiing

Also the pro ana scumbag thread won't load for me or when it does there's tons of messages missing. Is this happening for anyone else? Help!!

No. 19009

i keep getting cloudfare 522 errors & refreshing doesnt help most of the time it's driving me insane

No. 19010

>>19009
>>19008
Wrong thread. We have a technical thread for this.

No. 19011

There's been a troll posting nsfw photos of Billie in the Onision thread almost every week. This time it's actually derailing the thread into a bunch of nonsense posts and people taking the bait. Someone does it in the anti-o thread too, probably the same person.

No. 19012

Can farmhands do something about the Celebricow thread? It’s constant race baiting, and Lana vs Azalea sperging. Posting about someone gaining weight isn’t milk.



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