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[Vote for the Lolcow Awards 2020]

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No. 18441[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of twists and turns, we are hosting the Lolcow Awards 2020!

You can now submit your nominations in this thread.

Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster


Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 18814

>>18798
shes still out there too just digging her way thru her leg like early game terraria.

her eyes are doin some weird shit now too tho. the crazy cant be contained.

No. 18817

>>18814
She has a large pressure ulcer on the heel of one of her feet now too, which is something you usually see in very old people with shit circulation or type 2 diabetics due to shit circulation and nerve damage, it's fucking grim. She's gonna end up with at least one amputation.

No. 18829

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Onision for best cow for turning his court case into a Tim and Eric sketch

> random ass youtuber i've never met: served
> the wrong chris hansen: also served
> dusty old beanie: on
> old adidas that make you look taller: on
> bulletproof vest: accidentally put on backwards but on regardless
> old ass suit from an old shitty death note parody: on
> lawyer: none needed
it's court time

No. 18903

>>18829
unrelated but Tim Heidecker actually did have a staged court case for his web series On Cinema. it's like 5 hours long total. there's even a character named Gregg, and Tim fires his lawyer the first day of trial and decides to represent himself. it's a mess.

No. 19245

>>18903
On Cinema is amazing.


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No. 19020[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 19615

>>19611
My phone must be stupid. I hate it. It’s too late for this I should sleep.

No. 19616

Is there any euro-based janny? I check lolcow like the morning newspaper and now I'm scarred… I hate this so much

No. 19617

>>19613
Same here anon it’s almost 2 am over here I regret checking into the site ugh

No. 19618

>>19613
been up in pt for 21 minutes now some shits going down

No. 19619

>>19616
They should just nuke the site for the day.


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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 18750

>>18681
nika petrova, she's in /snow/. don't eat before/during reading her threads.

No. 18760

>>18743
I was just working on one! Thank you.

No. 18771

>>18743
I love this

No. 19139

>>11523
>>11002
>>13874
>>14679
>>15416
>>15471
>>16070
>>17893
>>17899
>>17902
>>18085
Should be added asap

>>3325
this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly

and we should delete some of the wenus banners cause wenus is bad now or whatever

No. 19147

>>19139
>this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly
You sure it's not autism?
And no banners are deleted because they are all part of lolcow's history, newfag.


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No. 19019[Reply]

>>19018
You asked me to take it to meta but you had closed that thread, so i'll ask again:

>>814019
You closed the other thread in /meta/ but I have one more question. Is the anti-joke policy is that global on the entire site, or are other people than myself just not allowed to joke about Billie's asshole?
And should we report jokes from now on?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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No. 19013[Reply]

the moderators in the onision thread are pure shit:

>>>/pt/813147

as soon as you joke or say anything bad about anyone the accuse users of having a "vendetta" against that person and go in mass ban mode. its stupid and it needs to stop.
unless we're not allowed to joke about people anymore? doesn't the very word lolcow imply that laughter is involved?

No. 19014

Yeah, gotchas arent milk. If this post got reported, good. The ban was warrented. Posts like this are 4chan tier. Not actually worth discussion just because you want to rally other anons to laugh at every single off topic hate post. Make a discord for that.

No. 19015

>>19014
pfrt right, if i were a mod i'd be butthurt too.
so what, its like "no fun allowed" here now in this place?
you need to get laid.

No. 19016

>>19015
Not when its shitposting which is against the rules. Stay mad and keep getting banned please.

No. 19017

>>19016
"stay mad" said the gal fuming at the ears.

First off: Not trying to get anyone to rally behind me, I can fight my own fights.
Second of: I am simply filing my complaint.
Third of: You have blackmail Billie shoving a buttplug in her ass, it being posted here, and do not expect people to joke about it? Boy gal, you must be the life of the party. Sign me the fuck up!

No. 19018

Sorry anon, I didn't realize that you deserved special privileges to samefag and obsess over Billie's asshole.


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No. 17415[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 19008

Please fix the site I can't load fucking anythiiiiing

Also the pro ana scumbag thread won't load for me or when it does there's tons of messages missing. Is this happening for anyone else? Help!!

No. 19009

i keep getting cloudfare 522 errors & refreshing doesnt help most of the time it's driving me insane

No. 19010

>>19009
>>19008
Wrong thread. We have a technical thread for this.

No. 19011

There's been a troll posting nsfw photos of Billie in the Onision thread almost every week. This time it's actually derailing the thread into a bunch of nonsense posts and people taking the bait. Someone does it in the anti-o thread too, probably the same person.

No. 19012

Can farmhands do something about the Celebricow thread? It’s constant race baiting, and Lana vs Azalea sperging. Posting about someone gaining weight isn’t milk.


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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm

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No. 18821

>>18818
You're right but unfortunately i'll have to stick with free shit for a while, i prefer having some sort of vpn even for a site like lolcow
>>18819
Thanks both anon and admin. I'll stick with the current ip that i used and if it turns out banned too, i'll appeal to get it lifted as advised

No. 18861

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I am having a problem with the display of posts on the site today. I went on /pt/ and the front page is fine. However when I went into the actual thread to reply it's spaced out like this with the recent posts missing. Is someone working on something? I refreshed on my laptop and nothing's changed unfortunately.

No. 18863

>>18861
Do you have saged posts hidden? Scroll to the top of the thread and just above it to the right will be something that says "Show saged posts for this thread"

No. 18864

>>18863
That's weird because I've never clicked this link. It fixed it. Thank you.

No. 19004

I never learned the appropriate term but when I have a highlighted post in a thread, it won't send me to it anymore. I have to Find My Page the last post so I can get back to where I was. This started up randomly, as well as me needing to refresh a ton which may be my own internet issue and getting the cloud flare protection which means I have to refresh again lol.


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No. 12453[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

No. 18376

Lolcow awards 2020 when?


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No. 1469[Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091
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No. 17487

>>16995
I love this, thank you anon

No. 17547

>>17417
this is adorable

No. 17867

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No. 17879

>>17867
Dat expression. What did she just see? Nicocado Avocado's OnlyFans? N2F's breakfast? So many possibilities…

No. 17962

>>17867
I thought board-tan had brown eyes (does it matter?)?


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No. 13215[Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement
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No. 17572

>>17480
…You do realise anon was making fun out of you guys for being experts on self harm scars?

No. 17573

This is a very autistic thread

No. 17574

>>17480
Sorry that we're not all cluster bees

No. 17581

>>17360
>>17380
>>17480
tfw cluster b calling the kettle cluster b

No. 17735

>>17581
>>17574

You don't have to be cluster b to self-harm, dumb dumbs.


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