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New Discord replacement, join here


Discuss the future of the farm
Mark your calendars for the last Townhall of the year

Apply as Administrator
Apply as Farmhand


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No. 26555[Reply]

3 Rules:
Nicole anon stfu already
No spam
No derailing or infighting
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No. 27651

>>27650
samefag. actual link to thread my bad >>>/snow/1351285

No. 27652

Can something be done about the anons in Shay’s thread wishing for her to be shot or killed? It oozes scrote energy.

No. 27653

Ban everyone in both the celeb thread & Shay thread. Holy mother of autism.

No. 27654

Leftcows thread has dissolved into a weeklong slapfight about whether one of the cows is pretty or not. The thread is like 90% derail at this point, it’d be great if we could get some bans going.

No. 27655

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Can this thread please please please be autosaged? There is zero milk and every month it gets pushed because of some vandettachan nobody cares about



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No. 25695[Reply]

After a few months of badly orchestrated infiltration attempts to take over the site, I have decided to no longer accept google form applications. Applications for moderation roles will remain open for the time being. If anyone is interested in taking on full responsibility of the site then the best way to contact me would be email or discord (link is by the listed boards).
I have some potential canidates but I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket. The reality is that if no replacement is found by the end of the year, I will inevitably be forced to pull the plug like PULL or settle for a less than ideal replacement to maintain the pastures. To make the transition easier I have decided to provide detailed documentation of all server infrastructure.

What's Changing?

  • admin role has reduced technical requirements with optional support in the early transitional months
  • I am no longer funding the server bill - if you're interested in donating to keep the site afloat then you can email or shoot me a message on discord for the link - monthly server cost is listed at the page
  • apply as the next Administrator by providing a detailed email explaining your interest and qualifications, discord works too
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No. 27639

>>27628

Sorry meant to tag this post not the one after that the original "Based God" one just to avoid confusion. Realized I'd tagged the one after it after the half hour delete thing expired. Sorry all!

No. 27641

>>27639
Go do something retarded so we can laugh at you, Lainey. This copypasta samefagging shit is not entertaining.

No. 27642

>>27641
I'm ntayrt but I'm the person that did it last night and I'm not elaine but I was pretty drunk and recognized it was not funny a little too late.

No. 27643

>>27628
Lmao same. I should really set up a bot on here or cc to gaslight these fat trannies into destroying themselves.

No. 27646

>>27641
Oh gosh sorry I did do:
>>27638 and >>27639
Was trying to parody the original copypasta and turn it into something positive is all. Sorry no offense was meant honestly.



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



Info

  • Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 27579

I'm trying to post links to a .gov website but when I hit reply it won't post, and an error pops up that says "lolcow couldn't make sense of the videos you tried to embed" but there not videos, just URLs. Anyone know what I'm doing wrong?

No. 27580

>>27579
Shit I just figured this out a couple hours too late to delete, it wasn't working because I had an extra : in the URL's, sorry for the newfag stupidity

No. 27640

just testing how this works

No. 27644

Pls permaban my ip and device admin-sama I want to be free ♥

No. 27647

>>27644
So do I ,
Do this for me too



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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 27527

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please add admin-sama

No. 27528

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I hope you girls like this one!

No. 27535

>>27527
This is cute, and you made me realize she would be a good fit for the "characters that would be farmers" thread too

No. 27567

>>27528
This is so cute anon!

No. 27570

>>27528
Give this nonna a fit catboy maid



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No. 1469[Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091
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No. 25153

>>24780
No one saw this and it's a shame cuz I LOVE THIS, I'm gonna use it

No. 25220

>>25153
Everyone saw it they just didn't need to shout about it

No. 25669

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Throwing this one in too

No. 27387

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One more before LC is kill

No. 27514

>>27387
I will make this into a banner anon, check it out later pls



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No. 4559[Reply]

Hello everyone, I'm your new admin!

Regina has been showing me the ropes for the past few weeks and finished transferring everything to me.

I've made a new discord, anyone who wants to join can do so at https://discord.gg/J6zJuXV. You don't need a discord account to join, and there is no longer any verification process.

If you are interested in being a janitor or moderator for the site/discord, please apply here: https://lolcow.typeform.com/to/zD7ZD8

I plan on issuing a survey in the next couple of days to see what direction we want for the site. I want to generally have stricter moderation to cut down on nitpicking of snowflakes and off-topic posts. This will remain a place for free speech, however I'd like to improve the general quality of posts, if possible.

Thanks, and please let me know if you have any questions or suggestions!
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No. 4789

>>4787
We'll look into it, it's likely you might have gotten banned on accident if it was yesterday due to the robots raiding the board.

No. 4842

>>4770

The banner of Logan is still in rotation. Anons in the Raven thread have made several reports and requests to have it removed.

No. 4843

>>4842
I don't see why the banner should be removed just because the relationship is in the past. It's still part of lolcow history and we don't prune content. It's not necessary, but it's not a case of something that should be removed because it's against our rules.

No. 4868

>>4843
Speaking of banners, where do we submit new ones? I thought there was a thread but I couldn't find it here.

No. 4870




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No. 1224[Reply]

Last night, we held a pretty productive chat in https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/meta about site policies and what sort of threads belong in /snow/. I may do another one tonight.

I'd like to start doing these once every 1 or 2 weeks. Some chats may have specific topics. Otherwise, you can just ask me general questions about the site and discuss the state of it and its future.

I will also try to post transcripts for each chat, possibly with some off-topic discussion removed, for people who are unable to join at that time. Note that a lot of off-topic discussion is still in these transcripts, so apologies if you have to sift through a lot of irrelevant material.

Town Hall #1 - 9/14/15: http://pastebin.com/rt4QLix2

No. 1229

just curious, why does it stop halfway through the chat?
i'm not well-versed in pastebin, is there more or is that all there is?

No. 1232

>>1229
I cut out everything after that point in the chat, because I consider it too off-topic. No real discussion of moving threads happened after then.

No. 1249

I plan on holding a town hall once every Wednesday evening, Eastern time. Next one will be tomorrow, September 23.

No. 1466

>>1249
Will you continue to update the chatlogs for those of us who aren't online at the time?

No. 1784

We have stopped doing these once per week. I usually announce them 2 days in advance, and just do them when I feel like it, or if something important is going on. I may go back to a standard schedule soon.

Still deciding on the best way to handle chat logs.



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No. 7764[Reply]

What's the difference between Lowcow and Crystal Cafe?

No. 7772

one is openly full of trannies, the other isn't

No. 7796

>>7764

Their site actually functions.

No. 7799

>>7796
the only positive of having a site full of trannies. you will never have to worry about tech shit going awry because every single one of them majored in comp sci.

No. 7906

>>7799
>well-run site made by women must be secretly run by men

do any of you even listen to yourselves

No. 7931

>>7906
take a joke, autist. good lord…

and to call cc well-run is a reach. anything would appear well-run compared to this dump.



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No. 4265[Reply]

Summarizing tonight's Townhall:

- A new team of moderators and janitors has been hired and is working hard to keep lolcow clean. Staff has an all-new moderation guide with specific ban reasons and times. Bans increase with a factor of 2 for repeat offenses in succession.
- A posting guide for new users will be added in order to integrate them more efficiently rather than filling up threads with attempts to alienate or teach them.
- Users are encouraged to use the reports system to let staff know privately if they agree with moderation decisions (public ones like warnings). This is a way for us to (under consideration of bullshit reports and bias) keep tabs on which moderators reflect the community.
- Posting new threads on /pt/ will be restricted to staff members. For thread continuations, a warning will be posted once a thread has reached 1100 posts (100 posts before bump limit).
From that point, users can submit summaries of recent drama and thread OP pics to a dedicated thread. Staff will then post a continuation thread. Recently, continuations have been missing social media links and summaries, so we'll try this as a solution.
- Posting new threads to /snow/ will be aided by a new post form (pic related). Until the form is installed, a post template will help new users make decent quality threads.
- Race and trans wank will be reduced to one thread each in /ot/ which will be put on autosage.
- Proposed: In times of zero milk, when a thread is mostly speculation, it could be put on autosage until a moderator undoes this when there's fresh drama.
- Nitpicking, armchair psychology, and absolutely baseless speculating must be saged and kept under control. Endless tinfoiling about e.g. Taylor's or Dakota's income or specific shade of hair color must stop and will be punished.
- Hellweek starts tomorrow. This means strict moderation and lots of temporary bans.
- For example, all posts that only consist of "hi [cow]" or "lol" or "underrated post" will be removed and punished with a short ban.
- Taking bait is now a bannable offense unless saged and kept to minimal interaction.
- The Chatango box, although requested as an alternative to Discord, seems unpopular and has been voted to be removed.
- Incel threads will be banned until farmers learn not to lure them to lolcow by attentionwhoring in their communities.
- Zero tolerance for male posters who identify themselves in their posts or otherwise fail to fly under the radar.
- Ember's thread will be put on autosage. You can keep posting in it, but don't make a new one.
- /sty/ and /cream/ will be removed.


Feel free to make further suggestions or post your feedback on any of the above.
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No. 4549

>>4511

/Sty/ was a goddamn mistake and now it's gone. Shit threads are rightfully deleted forever now.

No. 4554

>>4511
It's technically still there, and usable

lolcow.farm/sty/

No. 4557

Can we get Kelly's posts tagged, like with mystery, spergchan, etc?

No. 4558

>>4557

seconded

No. 8145




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No. 4553[Reply]

Lolcow.farm needs more staff!

Please apply here:
Application form


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No. 6673

>>6495
Is there a thread about her

No. 6681

Florida

No. 6740

>>4553
Ah yes, a farmhand during hard labor (looks like Vamplettes)

No. 6768

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Another example of how pnp can’t physically resist the urge to defensively correct strangers who make any sort of inaccurate statement. I swear this bitch has her eyes sucked into her screen at all times to reply to these types of comments.

Sorry that not everybody knows that your cat is a dog Ariana I’m(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 6811

>>6768
Why do you keep posting about PlasticandProud in a Mod applications thread?



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