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No. 53472[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here. We occasionally monitor the complaints/suggestions thread as well. Please keep in mind we all have full-time jobs and tending the farm is a passion project. Changes may be slow, but we will prioritize quality over speed. We will do our best, anon!
First thread: >>51182

Previous responses to anon:
>>51190 hellweek plans, moderation practices
>>51207 moderation practices
>>51219 server costs, plans for implementing captcha
>>51222 priorities
>>51246 addressing tinfoils
>>51282 site speed
>>51325 lost /m/ threads, improving transparency
>>51381 introductions, regarding farmhands revealing IP addresses
>>51666 addressing Blaine/Elaine/tranny accusations, plans for old staff, plan for off-site updates page, regarding spam/CP
>>52298 lost /m/ threads, speed of site, closing lolcow Discord, males on lolcow/in deleted Discord
>>52931 addressing practice of bumping CP, allowing adriasdome, hellweek and staff plans, should calling out other users as male be a bannable offense?
>>53189 what parts of board culture have deteriorated the most? What would anon like to see enforced?
>>53457 updates on lost m threads
>>53462 old m threads are restored!
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No. 55099

Love you, admins. You guys are absolute legends. Best admin/s EVER.

No. 55101

I only saw this on mobile and scrolled down and got a jumpscare omfg

No. 55103

Could we please keep it even if it's closed after the 1st, just for archiving? Love it.

No. 55104

i am dying at the shayboard. pls pls keep it for a little longer than just today

No. 55114

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Please make a darker variant of shayday like picrel. The current one hurts me eyes

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No. 54138[Reply]

Previous thread >>>/meta/51603
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No. 55105

anons really do accuse everyone they disagree with of being blaine. Literally everything that anon said is agreed upon all across lolcow, that shaymin's drama (with elaine, discord, refusal to interact with userbase) made her one of the worst admins lolcow has ever had. Did you actually read the post you're replying to? Everyone agrees that the new admins are way better.

No. 55106

Can we keep /shay/? Please please and move the shaynatoruim to shay.

No. 55109

No one else but him cries about shaymin having "paranoid/schizo delusions" because she redtexted his ass. Or claiming retarded shit like her breaking the board on purpose. My guess is that he's glad cerbmin didn’t continue to do so.
Nevermind the admin before her was the one who made the most fun of elaine.

No. 55110

agreed. if you don't want to be accused of being a troon moid then stop acting as autistic and chimped out as one

No. 55115

Poop anon back in jvlog

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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm


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  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

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No. 54972

Filthy phone poster here, got a new phone and now can't crop and upload screenshots without "failed to resize" error when hitting reply. Anyone else have/had this problem?

No. 54974

I have an older generic android, and have been having this same issue for at least three days

No. 54976

Same, on tablet too even when the pic is tiny.

No. 55024

What's with that Error 504 duplicate posting bug that has been popping up recently?

No. 55102

Hey nona i had the same problem and i recently found out that when i crop pics in my phone photos app i get the same failed to resize pic, but when i crop it with google photos it works. I would suggest for you to try cropping with another app. Hope this helps

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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
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No. 54795

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Ganer from Pro-Ana Scumbags

No. 54796

No. 54861

this is shit

No. 55026

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No. 55116

Love this

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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 54644


Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 54697

basedddd!!! I want it… I need it in fact
omfg can you believe? we're going to need another banner thread now… kinda cool if you ask me. So many creative nonnies in this website, I love it

No. 54698

Fuck yeah.
Hope we get to finally see all the great new banners on Nu cow, btw.

No. 54701

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Bethany from the proana scumbags threads in /snow/ tweaking on drugs. Someone made the comparison between her and a cow mewing grass.

No. 54710

NEW THREAD: >>>/meta/54709

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No. 51603[Reply]

Previous thread: >>49127
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No. 54133

I think it’s Jonny, his friends or some new girl he’s fucking because of something like that being said in one of the past threads. (Something like “he already has fucked me”) We won’t know until we have confirmation from the poster his/herself. Idk if it’s skid.

No. 54134

Samefag, the only reason I feel like it’s not Skid is because they are WKing Jonny so hard and I feel like she doesn’t like him currently, especially for leaving her

No. 54135

It's me again. I'm still asking why tf can't i upload photos? Can someone explain? Can i fix it? Is it from the site? Please someone answer me

No. 54136

Are you posting from phone?

No. 54137

Yes, i am. Is posting from phone the problem? I mostly browse from my phone and before all the oldmin shit i was able to post pics from phone too, now I can't

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No. 51182[Reply]

Hello anons, we are the new admin team! We are a team of three taking over for Shaymin.

Our apologies for the delay in introducing ourselves. There were scheduling issues between us and the old admin that made getting access to everything take longer than we wanted, but we are now in a position to work on the site. To begin with, we have removed the raid spam that had been lingering for the past few weeks. As far as introductions go, we are a team of 3 consisting of two devs and a liaison + project manager to keep communication flowing between devs and farmers. We are all farmers with 5+ years on the farms and have volunteered to keep the site up and running. All changes will be announced on the site before they are implemented - currently announcing this via banners is unreliable, so please check this thread for updates.

To clear up some misinformation: we have had access to the admin panel/moderation tools you all know of since the original transfer, and almost all of the old farmhands have stayed on board and have been continuing to moderate during this time. The discord post you have seen screenshots of was poorly worded, and was referring to a lack of access to the site infrastructure (which we now have). The 3-day site outage was due to the server bill not being paid, which should not be a problem in the future. The whole team is actively monitoring for CP to purge as soon as possible. Please continue to report it!

There are many technical issues with lolcow that we have to deal with before we can make progress. This may mean we have to migrate the site to another imageboard platform, in order to ensure the long-term health of the site (and the sanity of the farmhands). If we are going to do this, it will be done some time from now and in collaboration with our users. We will give you a chance to test and feedback on the new platform before we make the change, and it will be done with ample (48 hour minimum) warning.

We are open to any questions you may have. We are looking forward to the future of lolcow, thank you for your patience nonas and may the milk flow. ♥
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No. 53471


Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 53473

Since this thread is locking, I made a new one for general meta topics >>>/meta/53472

No. 53477

already reported but just in case. in /snow/ theres a weird spam post with a photo of a naked moid and a shady link saying someone committed suicide. likely some very gay raid.

No. 53480

Well done, admins!!

No. 53877


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No. 49127[Reply]

Previous : >>>/meta/47621
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No. 51497

cp in snow

No. 51500

God bless new admins.finally good moderation♡

No. 51504

>>>/w/278737 is a sjw mess. already reported it, but the cow should go in a general. definitely doesn't need her own thread. it feels like a vendetta anyway if you look at the "milk", half the pics are just random selfies.

No. 51508

Vendetta sperg made a thread and doesn't know how to integrate or sage. Close their thread. >>>/w/278737

No. 51509

Considering the shit talking caption, make that make sense. Stop falling for bait.

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No. 46413[Reply]

Announcements + info from Admin and Farmhands concerning the site. Please refer to this thread when asking any questions that have been already answered.
This is for easy access posts only, please keep discussion and complaints in the complaints and suggestions threads.
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No. 51274

Reading that thread makes me want to an hero. But I still have hope hellweek is going to make a difference, however misplaced that is.

No. 51279

It's just the moderation in the case of /w/. For some reason calves can openly whiteknight their cow there endlessly, display their newfaggotry freely and post in ultra twitter lingo without getting banned.

No. 51280

hopefully that will stop now that newmins are here

No. 51285

i hope admin seriously takes a look at the moderation in /w/, because some threads are completely ignored and in others the mod is so biased that posters are banned for literally nothing against the rules. Or someone reees about proof, proof is posted or reposted, and the proof-poster is banned for "derail" instead of the screeching anon who asked for it. I can't understand that. idk maybe the rules need to be updated a bit. It's more apparent when I'm reading a thread I haven't looked at in a long time, then it really stands out

No. 51315

yes, i know what you mean. and newfags have brought sjw topics to every single one of those threads. and they're always so hostile and alog other anons.

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No. 50597[Reply]

Lolcow looks all twisted and reversed. How to fix this please? I can’t read anything. Was it fixed for others already? Why the screenshot looks normal when i post it but not to me? What’s the reason and behide this, first time happening.
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No. 50625

I don’t know if that replies your question but I was always keeping the page open to follow up threads until it got twisted and down for 3 days but after using this new link then everything looks normal now. I kept this page open to see replies. It was a pain in the ass to not being able to read while everything looked wrong i had to copy and past the reply to be able to read and then so same thing for the reply in my note app. Weird experience lol.

No. 50631

>new link
nonny how did you find lolcow if you only knew of the mirrored site? you do know that lolcow.farm is the actual site address and farmcow.lol was just a mirror used temporarily because lolcow.farm was down, right?

No. 50632

Did you only find the site in the past month? It's always been mirrored, I think people who get permabanned would be sent there as a joke. Admin temporarily unmirrored it this month since there have been issues with users accessing the real lolcow.farm due to some DNS errors

No. 50921

the newfaggotry…

No. 50986

it means anon got banned.

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