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Complaints and Suggestions Anonymous ## Admin 08/08/20 (Sat) 09:52:03 AM No. 16005 [Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.

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Anonymous 09/24/20 (Thu) 05:26:24 AM No. 16281

Is there a rule against reporting old posts? I saw an unspoilered dead body in the Dumb/Funny Tweets thread in /m/ but the post is 3 months old.
At least I'm pretty sure its real. Dunno, it was just super gross to look at and I was surprised it was just there, in the middle of the thread, unspoilered.

Anonymous 09/24/20 (Thu) 07:02:46 AM No. 16282

>>16280
Come on anon, there was like two posts complaining about thread op. It was pretty tame by usual standards.

Anonymous 09/24/20 (Thu) 07:21:09 AM No. 16283

>>16281
Anon, if you're talking about the guy with his neck backwards, I went to go check the original tweet myself and the guy who posted it is also the one in the picture. He is very much alive. It's just photoshop (he says so himself). Not sure if it should still be spoilered or not though.

Anonymous 09/24/20 (Thu) 07:42:41 AM No. 16284

>>16283
That's the one! I started to try to find the source but stopped because I didn't want to find anything too gross. Thank you for doing what I was too coward to do.

Anonymous 09/24/20 (Thu) 05:05:20 PM No. 16285

>>16271
Now they are sperging about her fucking hair and tinfoil hatting about her losing massive amounts of money.This is not milk Please kill this fucking thread.

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Technical Help & Feature Suggestions #2 Anonymous ## Admin 10/05/18 (Fri) 07:07:39 AM No. 6821 [Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm

Info

Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
Max file size is 20 MB.
Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥

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Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 07:30:07 PM No. 16154

>>16153
I love the will not expire for a silly post like that. Sucks for you tho.

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 07:37:01 PM No. 16155

>>16154
my mobile ip changes periodically, so I doubt it'll stick. and yes, it's a weird thing to get permabanned for (and obviously I didn't even post it)

Anonymous 09/01/20 (Tue) 03:30:49 PM No. 16157

>>16155
i think it also refreshes if you go on and back off airplane mode

Anonymous 09/02/20 (Wed) 07:38:40 PM No. 16164

>>16154
Probably had a gross picture.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 11:55:30 AM No. 16181

When will the banners be updated? There are some good new ones.

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Banner Thread Anonymous 07/15/15 (Wed) 04:18:47 PM No. 962 [Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

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Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 03:17:45 AM No. 15947

>>15416
>>15471
I love these ones so much

Anonymous 08/21/20 (Fri) 07:48:33 AM No. 16070

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Anonymous 08/24/20 (Mon) 02:00:08 AM No. 16085

>>16070
This is amazing

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 09:26:25 PM No. 16105

>>16070
I love it.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 02:56:27 AM No. 16139

>>16070
this needs to be added

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Anonymous ## Farmhand 04/16/20 (Thu) 05:14:01 AM No. 14594 [Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
Do not use this thread to infight and instigate pointless arguments.

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Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 05:32:17 AM No. 16000

>>15999
Yeah, this is where you're losing me. You're not entitled to know anything about any of the farmhands, let alone handpick which ones suit your ideology the best

Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 05:33:34 AM No. 16001

>>16000
What ideology? Who's handpicking anyone? All anyone's said is that they don't want a tranny janny. There isn't even reason to believe the admin or mod team wants that right now.
Like I said, make your own site if that makes you so upset.

Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 05:35:09 AM No. 16002

>>16001
Okay, not ideology, beliefs, point of view, opinion. Go ahead and pretend to not understand me for the sake of a reply again. Like I said, you're not entitled to know or dictate shit about the board, make your own imageboard if you get so triggered at the thought of a tranny janny.

Anonymous 08/08/20 (Sat) 05:38:15 AM No. 16003

>>16002
We're allowed to state we don't want trannies. This isn't a dictatorship, and this entire board exists because the admin and mods actually do want to hear our thoughts, and we're allowed to have a voice.
You can stay mad, but farmers will keep saying it because that's how they feel.

Anonymous ## Admin 08/08/20 (Sat) 09:45:01 AM No. 16004

>>15994
>>15999
The maleposting rule is obviously on a don't ask don't tell basis, much like being 18+. Any males that post frequently tend to keep to themselves because they know their input isn't wanted. It's futile to control who posts on a anonymous board but certain characters can't help but out themselves for attention, and they will get perma-banned. The rules are definitely not an invitation for scrotes to try joining the staff team, even if tranny identified. It sounds like you want us to be more inclusive about who gets on staff and gets to give input on moderation and board changes. You don't need to be a radfem to enjoy a predominately anonymous space for women, but you're delusional if you think that means men deserve a seat at the table. I don't give a shit about who posts if the rules are followed but I know for a fact that not only cows but men have tried to infiltrate staff by various means. I also know that I'm not the only admin a male has tried to buy off for the site, and I know that so many people would love for this site to burn to the ground for many different reasons. I don't trust most applicants or their motives so what the hell makes you think I'm going to trust a male's motives on getting involved with the site at any capacity?
>>16000
>Yeah, this is where you're losing me. You're not entitled to know anything about any of the farmhands, let alone handpick which ones suit your ideology the best
You're right, I'm entitled to do that. I hope you're done baiting on /meta/ now because it's more entertaining on /ot/.

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Hellweek Anonymous ## Admin 04/12/19 (Fri) 02:32:32 AM No. 9826 [Reply]

Hellweek will begin April 15th to April 22nd. Posts made during this week will receive extra scrutiny and moderation will increase. However, this is not applicable to posts before or after hellweek. Boards unrelated to drama will not be participating so there's no need to worry about moderation changes there.

Examples of trends and behaviors to be targeted:
∙ Spamming low effort images
∙ Spamming social media statuses with no context
∙ Blogging and inserting your personal life into the discussion
∙ Derailing threads to uphold your politics or personal beliefs
∙ Unwarranted/emotional overreactions
∙ asking to be spoonfed
∙ extreme and abnormal nitpicking
∙ posting in a way that indicates you're new to lolcow.farm

All rules listed on https://lolcow.farm/rules still apply, but are not the primary focus. The goal is to purge as many newfags as possible while improving the overall posting quality.
Ban lengths for the listed behaviors may not exceed 1 week. Ban lengths for everything else may not exceed 4 days.

Please post any questions, suggestions, or concerns in this thread. General complaints stay in the general complaints thread.

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Anonymous 06/29/20 (Mon) 10:31:02 PM No. 15600

>>15589
thank you. the only people bitching about the complaints thread are probably idiots who don't realize why they're getting ignored.

Anonymous 07/02/20 (Thu) 09:48:14 AM No. 15628

I love the milksommar text lol

Anonymous 07/03/20 (Fri) 12:30:50 PM No. 15634

>>9826

Might be worth keeping an eye on the Manson thread. It’s beyond absurd. Or is it serving as a containment zone for retards and newfags?

>>15628
Me too - it’s fab.

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 04:47:24 AM No. 15669

>>9826
Can the twitch general thread be cleaned up a bit, there's a lot of anons infighting over some alinity chick and her fucking cat, others taking obvious scrote bait, and some off-topic discussion.

Anonymous 07/07/20 (Tue) 06:05:20 AM No. 15671

>>15669
the mods cleaned it up and issued bans yesterday, what more do you want? its back to the regularly scheduled anisa sperging

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Anonymous 06/18/20 (Thu) 10:22:17 AM No. 15549 [Reply]

The board catalog doesn't respect your css choice. So if you have a dark theme such as darkcow moving to the catalog is incredibly painful on the eyes.

Anonymous 06/21/20 (Sun) 11:04:27 PM No. 15559

>>15549
Admin said she's gonna fix it a long time ago. This shit still burns my eyes when I browse late at night lel

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Server Migration, and Gendercritical Anonymous ## Admin 01/15/20 (Wed) 11:06:08 PM No. 13215 [Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement

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Anonymous 02/11/20 (Tue) 01:01:23 PM No. 13832

>>13830
>>>/meta/10318

Anonymous 03/11/20 (Wed) 11:16:07 AM No. 14016

I thought the problem I've had uploading images was completely due to my decrepit tablet, but the new server fixed it (ie failure to upload due to insufficient memory).

Anonymous 06/08/20 (Mon) 10:57:07 PM No. 15437

get your shit together admin pls

Anonymous 08/04/20 (Tue) 04:44:18 PM No. 15936

How serious is that ban for pronoun thing? a lot of tranny cow threads have people ignoring the drama to nitpick about pronouns

Anonymous 08/15/20 (Sat) 08:57:00 AM No. 16028

>>15936
who tf cares about pronouns, jesus

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General Complaints & Issues Anonymous ## Farmhand 01/15/20 (Wed) 10:16:20 PM No. 13204[Reply]

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Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:06:31 AM No. 14588

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>>14586
cant blame them when they deal with responses like that.

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:36:15 AM No. 14589

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The mods on this site are really a lost cause, this pointless ban on a snarky comment feels like they're trying to shut up anyone who disagrees, my sides

>>14588
The bootlicking comments with reaction images a teenager would use are so out of place in this thread.

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:43:40 AM No. 14591

>>14589
If you read the post in context it makes fun of >>14524

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:44:51 AM No. 14592

>>14591
Then you know its derailing, baiting, and the anon is ban evading so..

Anonymous 04/16/20 (Thu) 04:49:14 AM No. 14593

>>14592
Why did you delete >>14590?(samefagging/ ban evasion)

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Board-tan Anonymous ## Admin 10/27/15 (Tue) 04:52:25 AM No. 1469 [Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091

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Anonymous 04/04/20 (Sat) 09:52:13 PM No. 14397

>>14392
um… ok

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 03:49:32 AM No. 14400

>>14392
this is awkward

Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 04:11:24 PM No. 14403

>>14392
Pfft they wish he looked like that.
Art is cute tho

Anonymous 04/06/20 (Mon) 06:56:12 PM No. 14416

>>14392
Not my lolcow-tan

Anonymous 04/07/20 (Tue) 12:41:09 PM No. 14424

>>14403
Seems like /ic/'s fantasy. He should be way smaller and fatter.

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Lolcow Awards 2019 Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:18:53 PM No. 12453 [Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

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Horror Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:05:38 PM No. 12714

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Luna Slater

Best Comment Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:23:40 PM No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:15:30 PM No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

Anonymous 02/14/20 (Fri) 01:31:04 AM No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

Anonymous 03/08/20 (Sun) 03:08:55 AM No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

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