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Discuss the future of the farm
Townhall pushed to Nov 21st 8pm GMT

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No. 26555[Reply]

3 Rules:
Nicole anon stfu already
No spam
No derailing or infighting
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No. 28523

stupid underaged twitterfags in the ambrose thread

No. 28524

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can this site please get a search bar for the catalog? ctrl+f is not enough.

No. 28525

Hey so EDtwt are organising a raid on lolcow, and it's starting in the Ambrose thread. Just a heads up because they're still planning it on Twitter

No. 28526

It’s dead here

No. 28527

Ty for staying on top of the bans farmhands!



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No. 28304[Reply]

Good morning / good evening farmers, the last townhall of the year begins in 3 hours. In preparation a room has been prepared for anyone to join anonymously, no registration required (you should also recommend me some videos to queue in thread). I will also be on discord in case anyone wants to privately message me, but email also works. I will try to limit the length of the townhall to an 1hr 30min so everybody can get their questions and thoughts in before the meeting ends. 

If it is your first townhall, don't be intimidated. Feel free to make a cup off tea and join us anyways, unless you actually have something better to do.

 

 

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No. 28429

>>28428
came clean? not completely. she's still denying that she posted real gore and cp, which she obviously did.

No. 28430

>>28429
I truly don’t think Elaine is awful enough to post cp. come on now.

No. 28432

>>28428
Screenshots and link?

No. 28437

>>28428
>>28429
>>28430
>>28432
there is a thread to discuss her, you absolute baboons. this has been a thing since yesterday.

No. 28444

>>28430
she def has been posting cp because her ‘master hacker’ plan or w/e is taking down the site for hosting cp



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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 28452

>>28451
you're so sensitive for no reason

No. 28461

>>28452
boomer ad hominem

No. 28507

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No. 28508

>>28215
this one carries the energy of the cow and I like it

No. 28519

>>28507
kek love it



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



Info

  • Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 27912

>>27644
>>27647

Is this where we request freedom?? I’d like my life back

No. 27960

>>27912
have some self-control, autists

No. 28088

I'm making a new thread for Tuna, I copy pasted the old OP including thread/post links. Do I have to put new links in before posting the thread (cause greentext) or will it work if I just leave them? (sorry if this is a retarded question I just don't feel like copy pasting 50 links lol)

No. 28127

>>28088
If you’re copy-pasting website URLs you should be fine. If you’re copy-pasting post links just make sure they have two >> otherwise they’ll greentext. Using your post as an example:
>>28088 is correct
>28088 is incorrect

No. 28459

Admin I'm having trouble copy and pasting the new you've "shorts" links from mobile



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No. 1469[Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091
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No. 27514

>>27387
I will make this into a banner anon, check it out later pls

No. 28158

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Not as good as what most anons draw but I’m so excited for this year’s lolcow awards!

No. 28166

>>28158
Awww!! nonny I love this!

No. 28178

>>28166
Aww thank you nonnie that means a lot!

No. 28399

>>28158
>>27387
Just saw these so cute!



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No. 25695[Reply]

After a few months of badly orchestrated infiltration attempts to take over the site, I have decided to no longer accept google form applications. Applications for moderation roles will remain open for the time being. If anyone is interested in taking on full responsibility of the site then the best way to contact me would be email or discord (link is by the listed boards).
I have some potential canidates but I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket. The reality is that if no replacement is found by the end of the year, I will inevitably be forced to pull the plug like PULL or settle for a less than ideal replacement to maintain the pastures. To make the transition easier I have decided to provide detailed documentation of all server infrastructure.

What's Changing?

  • admin role has reduced technical requirements with optional support in the early transitional months
  • I am no longer funding the server bill - if you're interested in donating to keep the site afloat then you can email or shoot me a message on discord for the link - monthly server cost is listed at the page
  • apply as the next Administrator by providing a detailed email explaining your interest and qualifications, discord works too
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No. 28298

>>28297
you first

No. 28320

>>28288
Absolutely fucking not. CC is full of trannies.

No. 28341

>>28288
The fucking leave. Some of clearly want to stay, if you dont like it then just go literally anywhere else. Nobody is keeping you here but yourself

>>28297
I'd go to CC. That's already my plan for if lolcow does end up closing

No. 28345

>>28288
I intend to browse and post more in CC if LC an hero, but if it's still so quiet that all I see is obvious maleposting, I will just abandon it after a while I guess. so you bitches better be there please

No. 28346

>>28288
I really don't have any plans because I don't think LC will close at the moment.



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No. 4559[Reply]

Hello everyone, I'm your new admin!

Regina has been showing me the ropes for the past few weeks and finished transferring everything to me.

I've made a new discord, anyone who wants to join can do so at https://discord.gg/J6zJuXV. You don't need a discord account to join, and there is no longer any verification process.

If you are interested in being a janitor or moderator for the site/discord, please apply here: https://lolcow.typeform.com/to/zD7ZD8

I plan on issuing a survey in the next couple of days to see what direction we want for the site. I want to generally have stricter moderation to cut down on nitpicking of snowflakes and off-topic posts. This will remain a place for free speech, however I'd like to improve the general quality of posts, if possible.

Thanks, and please let me know if you have any questions or suggestions!
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No. 4789

>>4787
We'll look into it, it's likely you might have gotten banned on accident if it was yesterday due to the robots raiding the board.

No. 4842

>>4770

The banner of Logan is still in rotation. Anons in the Raven thread have made several reports and requests to have it removed.

No. 4843

>>4842
I don't see why the banner should be removed just because the relationship is in the past. It's still part of lolcow history and we don't prune content. It's not necessary, but it's not a case of something that should be removed because it's against our rules.

No. 4868

>>4843
Speaking of banners, where do we submit new ones? I thought there was a thread but I couldn't find it here.

No. 4870




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No. 1224[Reply]

Last night, we held a pretty productive chat in https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/meta about site policies and what sort of threads belong in /snow/. I may do another one tonight.

I'd like to start doing these once every 1 or 2 weeks. Some chats may have specific topics. Otherwise, you can just ask me general questions about the site and discuss the state of it and its future.

I will also try to post transcripts for each chat, possibly with some off-topic discussion removed, for people who are unable to join at that time. Note that a lot of off-topic discussion is still in these transcripts, so apologies if you have to sift through a lot of irrelevant material.

Town Hall #1 - 9/14/15: http://pastebin.com/rt4QLix2

No. 1229

just curious, why does it stop halfway through the chat?
i'm not well-versed in pastebin, is there more or is that all there is?

No. 1232

>>1229
I cut out everything after that point in the chat, because I consider it too off-topic. No real discussion of moving threads happened after then.

No. 1249

I plan on holding a town hall once every Wednesday evening, Eastern time. Next one will be tomorrow, September 23.

No. 1466

>>1249
Will you continue to update the chatlogs for those of us who aren't online at the time?

No. 1784

We have stopped doing these once per week. I usually announce them 2 days in advance, and just do them when I feel like it, or if something important is going on. I may go back to a standard schedule soon.

Still deciding on the best way to handle chat logs.



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No. 7764[Reply]

What's the difference between Lowcow and Crystal Cafe?

No. 7772

one is openly full of trannies, the other isn't

No. 7796

>>7764

Their site actually functions.

No. 7799

>>7796
the only positive of having a site full of trannies. you will never have to worry about tech shit going awry because every single one of them majored in comp sci.

No. 7906

>>7799
>well-run site made by women must be secretly run by men

do any of you even listen to yourselves

No. 7931

>>7906
take a joke, autist. good lord…

and to call cc well-run is a reach. anything would appear well-run compared to this dump.



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No. 4265[Reply]

Summarizing tonight's Townhall:

- A new team of moderators and janitors has been hired and is working hard to keep lolcow clean. Staff has an all-new moderation guide with specific ban reasons and times. Bans increase with a factor of 2 for repeat offenses in succession.
- A posting guide for new users will be added in order to integrate them more efficiently rather than filling up threads with attempts to alienate or teach them.
- Users are encouraged to use the reports system to let staff know privately if they agree with moderation decisions (public ones like warnings). This is a way for us to (under consideration of bullshit reports and bias) keep tabs on which moderators reflect the community.
- Posting new threads on /pt/ will be restricted to staff members. For thread continuations, a warning will be posted once a thread has reached 1100 posts (100 posts before bump limit).
From that point, users can submit summaries of recent drama and thread OP pics to a dedicated thread. Staff will then post a continuation thread. Recently, continuations have been missing social media links and summaries, so we'll try this as a solution.
- Posting new threads to /snow/ will be aided by a new post form (pic related). Until the form is installed, a post template will help new users make decent quality threads.
- Race and trans wank will be reduced to one thread each in /ot/ which will be put on autosage.
- Proposed: In times of zero milk, when a thread is mostly speculation, it could be put on autosage until a moderator undoes this when there's fresh drama.
- Nitpicking, armchair psychology, and absolutely baseless speculating must be saged and kept under control. Endless tinfoiling about e.g. Taylor's or Dakota's income or specific shade of hair color must stop and will be punished.
- Hellweek starts tomorrow. This means strict moderation and lots of temporary bans.
- For example, all posts that only consist of "hi [cow]" or "lol" or "underrated post" will be removed and punished with a short ban.
- Taking bait is now a bannable offense unless saged and kept to minimal interaction.
- The Chatango box, although requested as an alternative to Discord, seems unpopular and has been voted to be removed.
- Incel threads will be banned until farmers learn not to lure them to lolcow by attentionwhoring in their communities.
- Zero tolerance for male posters who identify themselves in their posts or otherwise fail to fly under the radar.
- Ember's thread will be put on autosage. You can keep posting in it, but don't make a new one.
- /sty/ and /cream/ will be removed.


Feel free to make further suggestions or post your feedback on any of the above.
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No. 4549

>>4511

/Sty/ was a goddamn mistake and now it's gone. Shit threads are rightfully deleted forever now.

No. 4554

>>4511
It's technically still there, and usable

lolcow.farm/sty/

No. 4557

Can we get Kelly's posts tagged, like with mystery, spergchan, etc?

No. 4558

>>4557

seconded

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