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No. 59289[Reply]

It says "fail to resize image" and I can't post no matter what. I've never seen a site so obsessively moderated that also has nonstop technical issues(use the general meta thread)

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No. 53472[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here. We occasionally monitor the complaints/suggestions thread as well. Please keep in mind we all have full-time jobs and tending the farm is a passion project. Changes may be slow, but we will prioritize quality over speed. We will do our best, anon!
First thread: >>51182

Previous responses to anon:
>>51190 hellweek plans, moderation practices
>>51207 moderation practices
>>51219 server costs, plans for implementing captcha
>>51222 priorities
>>51246 addressing tinfoils
>>51282 site speed
>>51325 lost /m/ threads, improving transparency
>>51381 introductions, regarding farmhands revealing IP addresses
>>51666 addressing Blaine/Elaine/tranny accusations, plans for old staff, plan for off-site updates page, regarding spam/CP
>>52298 lost /m/ threads, speed of site, closing lolcow Discord, males on lolcow/in deleted Discord
>>52931 addressing practice of bumping CP, allowing adriasdome, hellweek and staff plans, should calling out other users as male be a bannable offense?
>>53189 what parts of board culture have deteriorated the most? What would anon like to see enforced?
>>53457 updates on lost m threads
>>53462 old m threads are restored!
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No. 56924


Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 56925

jfc, it's a mild conversational joke
anon 1: I doubt the newest newfags do because no one uses it anymore
anon 2: Oh wow I probably should've known that (about farmhands/jannies)
anon 3: ha ha, a jape, a jest, It seems anon 1 was right that newfags don't know about jannies/farmhands
Are you okay? Do you maybe need to lay down or something?

No. 56928

>It seems anon 1 was right that newfags don't know about jannies/farmhands
But I'm not a newfag, I said I've been here 6 or 7 years in my post you tagged

No. 56929

Maybe try not to be so autistic that you can't understand what 3+ people are explaining to you? idk, I give up, god damn dude

I literally said the words "jape" and "jest," and said it was a joke; what is happening in this thread

No. 56931

Well the joke doesn't make sense cause you used me as an example of a newfag when in the same sentence of my post I said I wasn't, try making a better joke next time if you want keks

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No. 54138[Reply]

Previous thread >>>/meta/51603
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No. 56844

While we're at it, why not filter "femcel" as well? It only really became a thing recently and it's obvious it came from outside.

No. 56845

Who was doxxed?? If anons can't remember to take their profile photos of their screencaps, I'm not going to sympathize and that's not doxxing.

No. 56846

kek you really can't read or type and it's basically personality-fagging at this point.

No. 56855

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No. 59687

That's not what happened and I wish you newfags stopped embellishing shit for sport

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No. 56422[Reply]

why the fuck did the belle thread get locked when shayna is like 1000x more irrelevant and less milky yet has like 100 threads. BELLE WK MODS LMFAO(shit thread, complain on the complaint thread)

No. 56423

how does this image relate to your post

No. 56426

had nothing else in my camera roll

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No. 55889[Reply]

It's official troons have infiltrate the mod team(ban-evading idiot)

No. 55891

I was just specifying the type of spam (for future reference)

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No. 50597[Reply]

Lolcow looks all twisted and reversed. How to fix this please? I can’t read anything. Was it fixed for others already? Why the screenshot looks normal when i post it but not to me? What’s the reason and behide this, first time happening.
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No. 55629

Wishing you health schizoanon

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No. 55631

I also don’t want the Nigerians to take you to Vegas in the night.

No. 55632

Don’t you have parents or something get some help and stop being like that

No. 55641

Go to a doctor and get pills. If you take pills the eggs they send you won't have poison in them and the woman's baby will be taken away.
If you go to a doctor you'll save the baby so you should do it, anon. Then please take the pills.

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No. 962[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.
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No. 54644


Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 54697

basedddd!!! I want it… I need it in fact
omfg can you believe? we're going to need another banner thread now… kinda cool if you ask me. So many creative nonnies in this website, I love it

No. 54698

Fuck yeah.
Hope we get to finally see all the great new banners on Nu cow, btw.

No. 54701

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Bethany from the proana scumbags threads in /snow/ tweaking on drugs. Someone made the comparison between her and a cow mewing grass.

No. 54710

NEW THREAD: >>>/meta/54709

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No. 51603[Reply]

Previous thread: >>49127
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No. 54133

I think it’s Jonny, his friends or some new girl he’s fucking because of something like that being said in one of the past threads. (Something like “he already has fucked me”) We won’t know until we have confirmation from the poster his/herself. Idk if it’s skid.

No. 54134

Samefag, the only reason I feel like it’s not Skid is because they are WKing Jonny so hard and I feel like she doesn’t like him currently, especially for leaving her

No. 54135

It's me again. I'm still asking why tf can't i upload photos? Can someone explain? Can i fix it? Is it from the site? Please someone answer me

No. 54136

Are you posting from phone?

No. 54137

Yes, i am. Is posting from phone the problem? I mostly browse from my phone and before all the oldmin shit i was able to post pics from phone too, now I can't

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No. 51182[Reply]

Hello anons, we are the new admin team! We are a team of three taking over for Shaymin.

Our apologies for the delay in introducing ourselves. There were scheduling issues between us and the old admin that made getting access to everything take longer than we wanted, but we are now in a position to work on the site. To begin with, we have removed the raid spam that had been lingering for the past few weeks. As far as introductions go, we are a team of 3 consisting of two devs and a liaison + project manager to keep communication flowing between devs and farmers. We are all farmers with 5+ years on the farms and have volunteered to keep the site up and running. All changes will be announced on the site before they are implemented - currently announcing this via banners is unreliable, so please check this thread for updates.

To clear up some misinformation: we have had access to the admin panel/moderation tools you all know of since the original transfer, and almost all of the old farmhands have stayed on board and have been continuing to moderate during this time. The discord post you have seen screenshots of was poorly worded, and was referring to a lack of access to the site infrastructure (which we now have). The 3-day site outage was due to the server bill not being paid, which should not be a problem in the future. The whole team is actively monitoring for CP to purge as soon as possible. Please continue to report it!

There are many technical issues with lolcow that we have to deal with before we can make progress. This may mean we have to migrate the site to another imageboard platform, in order to ensure the long-term health of the site (and the sanity of the farmhands). If we are going to do this, it will be done some time from now and in collaboration with our users. We will give you a chance to test and feedback on the new platform before we make the change, and it will be done with ample (48 hour minimum) warning.

We are open to any questions you may have. We are looking forward to the future of lolcow, thank you for your patience nonas and may the milk flow. ♥
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No. 53477

already reported but just in case. in /snow/ theres a weird spam post with a photo of a naked moid and a shady link saying someone committed suicide. likely some very gay raid.

No. 53480

Well done, admins!!

No. 53877


No. 55763

of all the cringe redtext I've ever seen, this is the one that finally drew my asshole up to my elbows

No. 57375

I forgot to thank you for this, cerbmin. mwah ♥

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No. 49127[Reply]

Previous : >>>/meta/47621
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No. 51497

cp in snow

No. 51500

God bless new admins.finally good moderation♡

No. 51504

>>>/w/278737 is a sjw mess. already reported it, but the cow should go in a general. definitely doesn't need her own thread. it feels like a vendetta anyway if you look at the "milk", half the pics are just random selfies.

No. 51508

Vendetta sperg made a thread and doesn't know how to integrate or sage. Close their thread. >>>/w/278737

No. 51509

Considering the shit talking caption, make that make sense. Stop falling for bait.

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