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No. 18441[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of twists and turns, we are hosting the Lolcow Awards 2020!

You can now submit your nominations in this thread.

Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster


Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 20046

Nice.
What about best user submitted content and best comment?

No. 20055

>>20044
10/10 to whoever created this gif kek

No. 20066

>>20055
Ikr it's gold

>>20040
>what the hell is that white thing
kek. A well deserved award

No. 20078


No. 20153

Holy shit I love the images this year. Really passionate about graphic design.



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No. 19897[Reply]

Hey, cum-guzzlers!
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded women who spend every second of their day talking about dumbass shit. Why not do something better with your life, like sucking my cock? I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's…gettin' hard. I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it! I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock. Balls rubbin' against your chin. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum. And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than bitchin' here on this shitty message board all day? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fingering yourself to Twilight. So if you wanna get laid and feel like a woman for once in your life, hit me up. (No fatties or ugly chicks, which pretty much rules everyone out here I guess!) I got washboard abs, chiseled features, 6"2, black hair and piercing blue eyes. I can fuck the shit out of you at a moments notice and within ten minutes ready to go again after I cum. You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me. I turn lesbians straight, I can eat a peach for hours. I teach lesbians how to eat pussy. So come at me you tards.
Steve.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19019[Reply]

>>19018
You asked me to take it to meta but you had closed that thread, so i'll ask again:

>>814019

You closed the other thread in /meta/ but I have one more question. Is the anti-joke policy is that global on the entire site, or are other people than myself just not allowed to joke about Billie's asshole?
And should we report jokes from now on?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19013[Reply]

the moderators in the onision thread are pure shit:

>>>/pt/813147

as soon as you joke or say anything bad about anyone the accuse users of having a "vendetta" against that person and go in mass ban mode. its stupid and it needs to stop.
unless we're not allowed to joke about people anymore? doesn't the very word lolcow imply that laughter is involved?

No. 19014

Yeah, gotchas arent milk. If this post got reported, good. The ban was warrented. Posts like this are 4chan tier. Not actually worth discussion just because you want to rally other anons to laugh at every single off topic hate post. Make a discord for that.

No. 19015

>>19014
pfrt right, if i were a mod i'd be butthurt too.
so what, its like "no fun allowed" here now in this place?
you need to get laid.

No. 19016

>>19015
Not when its shitposting which is against the rules. Stay mad and keep getting banned please.

No. 19017

>>19016
"stay mad" said the gal fuming at the ears.

First off: Not trying to get anyone to rally behind me, I can fight my own fights.
Second of: I am simply filing my complaint.
Third of: You have blackmail Billie shoving a buttplug in her ass, it being posted here, and do not expect people to joke about it? Boy gal, you must be the life of the party. Sign me the fuck up!

No. 19018

Sorry anon, I didn't realize that you deserved special privileges to samefag and obsess over Billie's asshole.



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No. 17415[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 19008

Please fix the site I can't load fucking anythiiiiing

Also the pro ana scumbag thread won't load for me or when it does there's tons of messages missing. Is this happening for anyone else? Help!!

No. 19009

i keep getting cloudfare 522 errors & refreshing doesnt help most of the time it's driving me insane

No. 19010

>>19009
>>19008
Wrong thread. We have a technical thread for this.

No. 19011

There's been a troll posting nsfw photos of Billie in the Onision thread almost every week. This time it's actually derailing the thread into a bunch of nonsense posts and people taking the bait. Someone does it in the anti-o thread too, probably the same person.

No. 19012

Can farmhands do something about the Celebricow thread? It’s constant race baiting, and Lana vs Azalea sperging. Posting about someone gaining weight isn’t milk.



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No. 12453[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.

>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.


>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?


>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.


>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.


>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.

I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

No. 18376

Lolcow awards 2020 when?



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No. 1469[Reply]

The officially chosen lolcow-tan is >>2091
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No. 17487

>>16995
I love this, thank you anon

No. 17547

>>17417
this is adorable

No. 17867

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No. 17879

>>17867
Dat expression. What did she just see? Nicocado Avocado's OnlyFans? N2F's breakfast? So many possibilities…

No. 17962

>>17867
I thought board-tan had brown eyes (does it matter?)?



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No. 13215[Reply]

This is the thread where you voice your thoughts about the GC/PP changes that will occur in the near future.
I will post a list of new features along with the final board layout once I'm ready to deploy things.

What's new and confirmed?
>watch thread
>improved catalog
>better filters to hide threads, and individual posts
>ability to ban all TOR posters
>integrated captcha options

Clarification on the poll outcome for /2X/
I see that many anons were confused about my two recent posts on the topic. /2X/ is not staying because of the number of anons who don't know what it is, and the potential for an increase in scrot bait and racebait if it's listed.
When the new server is deployed, or even after a much needed break, Pink Pill/ Man Hate can come back because it's more of a vent thread than a political thread like GC was.
You can mock mentally ill trannies in the following threads:
>>>/snow/867400
>>>/snow/895014
>you are derailing if you take the troon discussion outside of the subject or topic at hand

How things will be until server migration
You have /2X/ until I archive things. PP and GC threads will stay locked in /ot/ for now. Contrary to what anons believe, I did not say that /2X/ would remain hidden. What I meant is that the board can stay until server migration.

Things that will earn you a ban
>going to /ot/ to infight when you can use this thread
>using the complaints thread to lose your shit over the GC verdict
>pronoun derailing in any drama board (especially the onision thread)
>infighting in /ot/ and screeching about handmaidens whenever there is a disagreement
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No. 17572

>>17480
…You do realise anon was making fun out of you guys for being experts on self harm scars?

No. 17573

This is a very autistic thread

No. 17574

>>17480
Sorry that we're not all cluster bees

No. 17581

>>17360
>>17380
>>17480
tfw cluster b calling the kettle cluster b

No. 17735

>>17581
>>17574

You don't have to be cluster b to self-harm, dumb dumbs.



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No. 16005[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 17410

>>17016
Unironally ask Null from Kiwifarms to host this for you and I guarantee you he will. I know he's a scrote but he doesn't have to have anything to do with moderating the site.

No. 17411

>>17410
is this a joke post?

No. 17412

>>17410
Idk who he is, why would he agree to do that?

No. 17413

Mods please don't tell me you've turned off post limit here….

No. 17414

>>17411
>>17412

It's not a joke and he has offered to help the site out before when it almost got shut down and was friends with previous admins. Plus he loves TERFs cause he hates trannies. He offered to make a site for the girls from the TERF subreddit before when that got shut down.



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No. 14594[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
Do not use this thread to infight and instigate pointless arguments.
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No. 16000

>>15999
Yeah, this is where you're losing me. You're not entitled to know anything about any of the farmhands, let alone handpick which ones suit your ideology the best

No. 16001

>>16000
What ideology? Who's handpicking anyone? All anyone's said is that they don't want a tranny janny. There isn't even reason to believe the admin or mod team wants that right now.
Like I said, make your own site if that makes you so upset.

No. 16002

>>16001
Okay, not ideology, beliefs, point of view, opinion. Go ahead and pretend to not understand me for the sake of a reply again. Like I said, you're not entitled to know or dictate shit about the board, make your own imageboard if you get so triggered at the thought of a tranny janny.

No. 16003

>>16002
We're allowed to state we don't want trannies. This isn't a dictatorship, and this entire board exists because the admin and mods actually do want to hear our thoughts, and we're allowed to have a voice.
You can stay mad, but farmers will keep saying it because that's how they feel.

No. 16004

>>15994
>>15999
The maleposting rule is obviously on a don't ask don't tell basis, much like being 18+. Any males that post frequently tend to keep to themselves because they know their input isn't wanted. It's futile to control who posts on a anonymous board but certain characters can't help but out themselves for attention, and they will get perma-banned. The rules are definitely not an invitation for scrotes to try joining the staff team, even if tranny identified. It sounds like you want us to be more inclusive about who gets on staff and gets to give input on moderation and board changes. You don't need to be a radfem to enjoy a predominately anonymous space for women, but you're delusional if you think that means men deserve a seat at the table. I don't give a shit about who posts if the rules are followed but I know for a fact that not only cows but men have tried to infiltrate staff by various means. I also know that I'm not the only admin a male has tried to buy off for the site, and I know that so many people would love for this site to burn to the ground for many different reasons. I don't trust most applicants or their motives so what the hell makes you think I'm going to trust a male's motives on getting involved with the site at any capacity?
>>16000
>Yeah, this is where you're losing me. You're not entitled to know anything about any of the farmhands, let alone handpick which ones suit your ideology the best
You're right, I'm entitled to do that. I hope you're done baiting on /meta/ now because it's more entertaining on /ot/.



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