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Complaints and Suggestions #29 Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:41:21 PM No. 79881 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 12:49:39 PM No. 81323

Being notified of a ban that's expired only after you try to make another post is really stupid. Why would you even be notified at all only after its expired anyway? It looks like it's a way for mods to just show off banning you because this is retarded design.

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 01:02:15 PM No. 81324

>>81323
Because you didn't see it when it was given. It's not that complicated.

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 02:12:06 PM No. 81325

Just wanted to say sorry to the jannies for not spoilering a pic I put in ot I've learned my lesson.

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 03:35:46 PM No. 81327

CP link in amerifag thread GET RID OF IT TRANNY JANNIES

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 03:47:00 PM No. 81328

Why has there been a lack of banning on obvious male posters in /ot/? They are baiting and infighting, race sperging and shit posting and no red texts anywhere? Come on now

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Complaints and Suggestions #28 Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 01:19:17 PM No. 78429 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:49:55 PM No. 79884

>>79878
Not a bot, my browser just had an autistic meltdown, like you’re doing now
>Where did you find such art in the fujo thread?
Lurk more. Blatant shotashit usually gets deleted by farmhands
>>79879
>Nigga shota stuff has been part of the fujo subculture since the 70’s.
Ok? I don’t care? Sorry this site isn’t your pedo sanctuary

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:51:53 PM No. 79885

>>79879
>14. Do not post or discuss sexualised and/or sexual art featuring minors unless it is related to milk.
>she's so new she doesn't know the rule was specifically put in place because of shotafags and we had a poll about it relatively recently where a sitewide ban won the most votes

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:53:57 PM No. 79886

>>79884
Women consuming drawings of fictional moids is not pedophilia, once again. If you wouldn’t deck a kid scrote in the face you’re lying, stop defending them
>>79885
Nigga I was there for it, I thought it was stupid then and thought it was stupid now. What’s your point?

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:55:10 PM No. 79887

>>79886
Shotafags are such cows. Stop embarrassing yourself by admitting to jerking off to animu art of little kids.

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 04:56:41 PM No. 79888

>>79887
Sorry for not liking hags with a grotesque amount of chest hair and a receding hairline. Hope you get over your brainwashing soon

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Resignation Anonymous ## Admin 12/28/22 (Wed) 11:35:36 PM No. 49318 [Reply]

I'm sorry it had to come to this. I've tried my best since coming on board as admin but the honest truth is that I underestimated the work it takes just to keep lolcow running, not to mention the intensity of raids this year. I thought I could get it done while dealing with my job and personal life too but I was wrong and had to realise that I can't give this community what it needs. A lot of volunteers have stepped forward, so I'm positive that we'll find a great new team. If you want to apply as admin or moderator, email administration@lolcow.farm or join the discord linked in the navigation bar. The hidden board can be accessed through there now since there were complaints about the posting traffic.

The migration to an updated software is still most likely going to proceed, but for now our focus is to find a new admin and more farmhands. Timezones outside of North America will get priority.

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Anonymous 05/25/24 (Sat) 10:15:28 AM No. 77440

>>77438
>>77437
i'm retarded and i shouldn't open lolcow when i wake up, but i'm still thankful even if i'm not sure how i got there now, my bad i've never cared about all the site and mod stuff before this year

Anonymous 05/25/24 (Sat) 01:14:58 PM No. 77494

>>77440
Good you missed a few years of pure chaos.

Anonymous 06/10/24 (Mon) 05:24:41 AM No. 78905

Patiently waiting for this thread to be bumped by current admin.

Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 08:23:34 AM No. 79135

>>50426
This stands as a tribute to how far this place has fallen.
Gc and terf shit was always banned BEFORE oldmin precisely because … gestures vaguely at the state of the site That and sperging about moids instead of concentrating on milk and cows.
Most people hated oldmin for a whole lot of reasons but the stuff about boohoo muh gendershit is 100% retcon retardation. There was a handful of obsessive autists who desperately wanted to make this place manhate / gc. It didn't work so they went and made their own board. It lasted a while and is now basically the same half dozen spergs checking in. So they came back here and went back to harrassing staff until they finally got what they wanted.

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 06:47:35 AM No. 79389

>>79135
It's funny how there's always at least one perpetually victimized anon on /meta/ insisting that lolcow has fallen because of manhate and gender criticism. Why would you want to coddle male/tranny feelings this hard? Are you personally affected? Men and their actions specially troons can be as cowish as anyone else. Cope harder.

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Complaints and Suggestions #27 Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:28:43 AM No. 77002 [Reply]

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 02:41:55 AM No. 78420

goodbye cowball!

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 10:09:07 AM No. 78423

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>>78357
80% of that thread is just one autistic anon replying to every single post with a wall of text and getting mad when people don't agree with her covid vaccination opinion. It's obvious who it is because of their writing style and refusal to sage, you'll literally just get banned for replying to them too much because they literally will not stop posting

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 01:55:48 PM No. 78432

>>78414
personally I think that poster was being annoying in other posts and that red-text is just a technicality. I can't see IPs but I just know they were shitting up other threads.

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 03:10:51 PM No. 78442

>>78419
This has been a rule for years

Anonymous 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:11:33 PM No. 80320

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Please reopen the Onision thread. Ever since yall closed it he’s been prancing around the internet acting like he’s invincible all the sudden.. he has a new YouTube, pushing his website again and pushing onlyfans again and asking old patrons to sign up to his OF for a year free

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Post-Hellweek Discussion Thread Anonymous ## Admin 02/19/24 (Mon) 12:11:51 AM No. 71238 [Reply]

This thread is for discussing the results of the Jan 22 - Feb 5 Hellweek of 2024.

It was requested in the original Hellweek thread that we provide some statistics, so we've spent some time putting together a spreadsheet with some stats which you can access here! Please note that the spreadsheet has 2 pages which you can switch using the tabs at the bottom. The first page is statistics about users, and the second page is statistics specifically about moderation.

For those who don't have the time to read that, here is a brief overview (the spreadsheet has more detailed information):
>Total posts
27775
>Total reports
3165
>Unique posting IPs
8005
>Unique posting devices
5681
>% of posts that are by VPN users
13.4%
>Total bans
1248
>Total permanent bans
188
>Top 3 most common ban reasons
Derailing, infighting and lack of sage
>Top 3 most banned threads
The Celebricows thread, the Shayna/Dolly Mattel thread, and the Twitter/Tumblr Fandom Discourse Thread

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Anonymous 03/24/24 (Sun) 07:56:00 PM No. 73680

>>73663
The problem with that is that some anons don't title threads properly

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:25:04 PM No. 74155

I saw someone a few weeks ago asking if admins posted any statistics of bans pre and post the dumbass shit thread autosage, and honestly I would be very interested in seeing it. The autosage was supposed to cut back on newfaggotry and infighting, but as far as I can see, there's still a lot of both in /ot/. There's also the issue of anons posting off-topic things in other threads that would typically go into the dumbass shit thread, which for some reason doesn't seem to get banned most of the time. And the mods nowadays frequently bend to the wants/demands newfags, so it's incredibly unclear what direction you guys are trying to take.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 08:20:45 PM No. 76759

It's actually super disappointing that townhalls are being refused, because the polls in townhalls would be a lot more reliable and verifiable for making decisions than holding polls on poll sites like what was done in the past

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:55:42 PM No. 76894

>>76759
Please understand. There are no chat platforms with an archive function and also screen recording software doesn’t exist. So they just can’t I’m sorry. It’s for our own good.

Anonymous 05/28/24 (Tue) 08:19:06 PM No. 77667

>As for why other threads are not locked or autosaged, we have discussed as a team whether or not to close the worst offenders (e.g. Unpopular Opinions) and we’re still keeping an eye on it. We aren’t ruling out closing them in the near future if things do not improve.
So are we ever going to get an update on this? Or any updates literally at all

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Complaints and Suggestions #26 Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 01:36:36 PM No. 75552 [Reply]

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:10:55 AM No. 76997

>>76992
A tiny amount of cartoon blood is not nsfw, spergchan. If you're a cutter, hide it yourself.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:13:08 AM No. 76998

what a bunch of spergs who cares if its spoilered

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:15:29 AM No. 76999

>>76994
>suprised farmhands haven't said or done something about it already
well the admin allowed the embedding feature for tiktoks in the first place (tbh kind of a dumb move, but it was the result of anons constantly asking for one)

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:17:39 AM No. 77000

>>76998
i dont know maybe because its a op pic meaning the thread will be less noticeable at a glance and theres no reason for it to be spoilered in the first place

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:19:37 AM No. 77001

>>77000
good it will filter newfags

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Complaints and Suggestions #25 Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 06:50:34 AM No. 74111 [Reply]

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Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 10:59:12 PM No. 75537

>>75536
how is finding actors attractive attention whoring

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 11:01:20 PM No. 75538

>>75536
for finding scrotes attractive? please, it’s /g/

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 11:47:35 PM No. 75539

>>75526
This. I need this.

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 01:09:43 AM No. 75540

>>75527
I love this thread it's hilarious, but for a thread pic it's just dumb. Posted in the thread with a spoiler would've been fine though.

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 01:45:59 AM No. 75541

Can I appeal a permaban? I wasn't infighting or anything that's worth that. I guess I band evaded but my ban was a temporary one.

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Complaints and Suggestions #24 Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 11:32:33 AM No. 72411 [Reply]

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 12:42:07 AM No. 74106

>>74101
Why do you think you can shit talk staff and not get banned. You're perpetually retarded.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 12:54:21 AM No. 74107

>>74106
ntayrt but the staff shittalks anons too so it should be fair game kek. the anon who actually started the fight should've been banned too tho. (tried reporting earlier but nothing happened) >>>/g/388156
>>>/g/388181

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 12:59:14 AM No. 74108

>>74106
I really do love how this place alternates between kek kek this is an imageboard my fellow kekkers and an overmoderated discord server where staff disrespect is a punishable offense depending on the day

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 01:15:08 AM No. 74109

>>74106
NTA you can shit talk the staff in some circumstances without consequence but I think it depends on the mood of the mod banning and how badly they can miss the point of a joke. However in this case both should have been redtexted for derailing and both were kinda being stupid. I think in the perspective of the mod anon was the one who dragged on the arguement and so she was the one banned, unfair but makes sense.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:26:01 AM No. 74110

>>74107
thank you for trying anon. I appreciate it. That farmhand clearly has some bias.

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Results of the Lolcow Awards 2023 Anonymous ## Admin 12/30/23 (Sat) 03:41:19 AM No. 67199 [Reply]

Thank you for casting your votes!

Beating out the 7 days of Kwanzaa, the 8 days of Hanukkah, and the 12 days of Christmas, we bring you the 15 Lolcow Awards! This year we had typical ups and downs with our cows churning out milk some weeks and going bone dry others. We faced tinfoiling and fears that the site would face another Bunker Thread. We laughed, we cried, we drew and we watched moovies. Many of you beat SpaceX’s record as your sides have been launched into orbit endlessly over the cows we celebrate today. So, Merry Milkmas and a Happy New Year! You can view the full results of the voting by clicking here!

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Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 06:40:37 PM No. 72525

>>72348
I hope someone makes it into a real banner

Anonymous ## Admin 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:05:46 AM No. 72951

>>72348
>>72525
One of the Admins (Sentinel) made it. We will add it to the banner list alongside newly made banners from the banner thread on our next update.

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:23:02 AM No. 72955

>>72951
thank you for banner updates, cerbmin

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 08:37:09 AM No. 72977

>>72951
Yess I hope it comes out cute! I love it

Anonymous 03/26/24 (Tue) 07:51:11 AM No. 73735

>>67214
I can't find the glitter redtext, can someone help me out? please I scrolled through it 3 times already

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Complains and Suggestions #23 Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 06:46:29 PM No. 70459 [Reply]

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:15:07 AM No. 72406

>>72405
Nobody is taking your bait in that thread and nobody is taking your bait in this thread. Get a grip.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:25:16 AM No. 72408

Circumcision derailer is back talking about circumcision in Confessions thread in /ot/.

Move to a new thread! Anonymous ## System Message 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:25:16 AM No. 72409

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 11:32:55 AM No. 72412

>>72409
>>>/meta/72411

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:31:28 PM No. 72421

>>72402
but what if you already are the mommie

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