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Mark your calendars for the last Townhall of the year

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No. 21628[Reply]

What the fuck is going on


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No. 21373[Reply]

Is this site always working?(shit thread)


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No. 21045[Reply]

Where is the new Manson thread? #12 I think.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 21046

I’m wondering the same thing!? 24 hours without sweeet sweeeeeeeeeeet candy

No. 21047

>>21046
Yes it's strange - usually there is a link to the new thread before the old one is locked down.

No. 21061

Yesss! She who shall not be named has scrubbed her ontd profile within minutes of it being posted on the last thread. I need to be able to keep watching this slow motion car crash.

No. 21064

She is so transparent! Liars always get found out. I don't understand why a new Manson thread hasn't been created!

No. 21083

>>21061
Oh really? I thought I was going cray not being able to find it! Kek She really does troll the farm



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No. 19020[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 20423

>>20418
I think this is a great idea, and to be clear, the suggestion is any reported image is removed from the homepage (i.e landing page) rather than immediately deleted to avoid mass reporting of harmless images. But yeah, I too saw the CP sitting on the front page and it's awful. Please consider this request mods.

No. 20424

Why not just spoiler images that have been reported a lot until a farmhand can check them out?

No. 20441

>>20424
It’s a kind of good idea, but then retards would be reporting retarded shit making people open the spoilers thinking It’s yet another harmless picture spoilered 40keks, and getting their day ruined by gore and CP.
it would be nice if it was some sort of locked spoiler though, so no one can open the picture until the deletion or acceptance of the picture is done by a mod.
It could be tiresome or maybe too complex, but it’s just an idea.

No. 20470

>>20400
>>20403
thanks anons, i didn't know, very sorry i asked in the wrong thread

No. 20492

There should be something added to the rules that "vendetta" "no milk" "tinfoil" "where's the evidence" and so on and so forth are bannable offenses the same as "hi cow"

It gets tiring when cows like Erin and Nicole practically live on their threads and react aggressively to every valid critique and comment.



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No. 18441[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of twists and turns, we are hosting the Lolcow Awards 2020!

You can now submit your nominations in this thread.

Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster


Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 20046

Nice.
What about best user submitted content and best comment?

No. 20055

>>20044
10/10 to whoever created this gif kek

No. 20066

>>20055
Ikr it's gold

>>20040
>what the hell is that white thing
kek. A well deserved award

No. 20078


No. 20153

Holy shit I love the images this year. Really passionate about graphic design.



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No. 19897[Reply]

Hey, cum-guzzlers!
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded women who spend every second of their day talking about dumbass shit. Why not do something better with your life, like sucking my cock? I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's…gettin' hard. I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it! I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock. Balls rubbin' against your chin. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum. And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than bitchin' here on this shitty message board all day? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fingering yourself to Twilight. So if you wanna get laid and feel like a woman for once in your life, hit me up. (No fatties or ugly chicks, which pretty much rules everyone out here I guess!) I got washboard abs, chiseled features, 6"2, black hair and piercing blue eyes. I can fuck the shit out of you at a moments notice and within ten minutes ready to go again after I cum. You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me. I turn lesbians straight, I can eat a peach for hours. I teach lesbians how to eat pussy. So come at me you tards.
Steve.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19019[Reply]

>>19018
You asked me to take it to meta but you had closed that thread, so i'll ask again:

>>814019

You closed the other thread in /meta/ but I have one more question. Is the anti-joke policy is that global on the entire site, or are other people than myself just not allowed to joke about Billie's asshole?
And should we report jokes from now on?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 19013[Reply]

the moderators in the onision thread are pure shit:

>>>/pt/813147

as soon as you joke or say anything bad about anyone the accuse users of having a "vendetta" against that person and go in mass ban mode. its stupid and it needs to stop.
unless we're not allowed to joke about people anymore? doesn't the very word lolcow imply that laughter is involved?

No. 19014

Yeah, gotchas arent milk. If this post got reported, good. The ban was warrented. Posts like this are 4chan tier. Not actually worth discussion just because you want to rally other anons to laugh at every single off topic hate post. Make a discord for that.

No. 19015

>>19014
pfrt right, if i were a mod i'd be butthurt too.
so what, its like "no fun allowed" here now in this place?
you need to get laid.

No. 19016

>>19015
Not when its shitposting which is against the rules. Stay mad and keep getting banned please.

No. 19017

>>19016
"stay mad" said the gal fuming at the ears.

First off: Not trying to get anyone to rally behind me, I can fight my own fights.
Second of: I am simply filing my complaint.
Third of: You have blackmail Billie shoving a buttplug in her ass, it being posted here, and do not expect people to joke about it? Boy gal, you must be the life of the party. Sign me the fuck up!

No. 19018

Sorry anon, I didn't realize that you deserved special privileges to samefag and obsess over Billie's asshole.



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No. 17415[Reply]

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.
>>>/meta/6821 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
If you use the thread to infight or instigate arguments you'll be banned from /meta/. If you come here to make a complaint that could have been handled with a report you will be ignored.
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No. 19008

Please fix the site I can't load fucking anythiiiiing

Also the pro ana scumbag thread won't load for me or when it does there's tons of messages missing. Is this happening for anyone else? Help!!

No. 19009

i keep getting cloudfare 522 errors & refreshing doesnt help most of the time it's driving me insane

No. 19010

>>19009
>>19008
Wrong thread. We have a technical thread for this.

No. 19011

There's been a troll posting nsfw photos of Billie in the Onision thread almost every week. This time it's actually derailing the thread into a bunch of nonsense posts and people taking the bait. Someone does it in the anti-o thread too, probably the same person.

No. 19012

Can farmhands do something about the Celebricow thread? It’s constant race baiting, and Lana vs Azalea sperging. Posting about someone gaining weight isn’t milk.



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No. 12453[Reply]

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!
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No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.

>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.


>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?


>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.


>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.


>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.

I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.

No. 13867

Hey, hey, hey, OP is fucking gay

No. 14004

>>12458
where’s the hand pic?

No. 18376

Lolcow awards 2020 when?



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