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No. 7764[Reply]

What's the difference between Lowcow and Crystal Cafe?

No. 7772

one is openly full of trannies, the other isn't

No. 7796


Their site actually functions.

No. 7799

the only positive of having a site full of trannies. you will never have to worry about tech shit going awry because every single one of them majored in comp sci.

No. 7906

>well-run site made by women must be secretly run by men

do any of you even listen to yourselves

No. 7931

take a joke, autist. good lord…

and to call cc well-run is a reach. anything would appear well-run compared to this dump.

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No. 6965[Reply]

Hello everyone,

we've exhausted the last round of applications, but our team still needs more helping hands. If you'd like to join us, please fill out the following form and if it's a good fit, we'll get back to you shortly.

You can apply to

- be a Janitor
- be a global moderator (Farmhand)
- become the new lolcow.farm Admin
- help with technical issues
- moderate specific threads
- moderate Discord or volunteer in other ways.

You must be willing to use a Discord account to communicate with the rest of the team.

Fill out the application form here.
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No. 7188


We’re letting this retarded team vet the next one why?

No. 7278

Please make this happen.

No. 7281

I remember the multiple people who promised to make such boards back in 2016 and never delivered. Not holding my breath on that one.

No. 7283

Yeah, it's usually a pipe dream but I thought encouragement would be nice for anon to hear.

No. 7289

have they gotten back to applicants?

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No. 6362[Reply]

Use this thread to make new OC art for your favorite cows.
We want to encourage more OC content to the site without disturbing threads and annoying anons.
Be civil, don’t derail, spam low effort OC, or start arguments.
If you want to do redlines or redraws go to:

Board tan is also very encouraged.
[Thread pic taken from >>3810 ]
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No. 6846

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oops didn't know this thread existed. BRown fanart
nsfw for some poorly drawn dicks

No. 6860

this thread needs to go in /ot/ because like, >>6846 this is great but nobody will ever see it here in fuckin meta (fanart of cows is not 'meta')

No. 6863

I also got a ban for posting that in this thread for some reason.

No. 6867

because it's the wrong thread for it. this is ONLY for art of our board mascot, not random animals.

No. 6869

>>Use this thread to make new OC art for your favorite cows.
>>Board tan is also very encouraged.
u sure m8?

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No. 5702[Reply]

There have been a couple of changes over the past few months and we believe there is always room for improvement. We've taken the time to apply a few changes to the current rules. Global rules apply to all boards and now specific rules will only apply to /pt/ and /snow/ respectively. The rules page will be better formatted soon, in the meantime read the rules when you have the chance. Here are some of the major changes.

Global Rules:
•derailing on any board is a bannable offense
For example, taking bait from robots on /ot/ or derailing Onision threads by nitpicking Lainey's ring for days
•Using lolcow for attention or profit is a global offense
For some reason some people seem to think advertising doesn't fall under this. To that person, stop advertising your loli discord server.
•Abusing the reporting system can now warrant a ban
This isn't that much of a problem but do take the time to read through this.

Rules for /pt/ and /snow/:
•mini-modding is now an official ban offense
•The definiton of cow-tipping has been expanded (the most important change)
Do not alert a subject to their thread or take any other action to lead them to lolcow.farm (cowtipping).
∙Do not contact a subject's family/ friends/ etc.
∙Do not use lolcow.farm to crusade against a cow (not your personal army).
∙Do not organize raids on twitter, twitch or other social media.
∙Do not brag about or announce having personal contact or interactions with a cow unless you're also delivering newly obtained or confirmed information.
•Rule 8 " The use of sage in /snow/ does not permit a violation of the rules stated above."
For example, saging does not give you an excuse to blogpost.

In other news, we have stumbled upon a Patreon with various entertaining perks. This Patreon does not under any circumstances whatsoever in any way, shape or form help us cover the fees of running lolcow, as such a thing would be frivolous and quite frankly tasteless. We would never support the notion of crowd-funding the new, more expensive server we moved to.
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No. 5712

Thank you for bringing us to our attention.

No. 5713


Two days ago I got a ban warning for reporting posts accusing me of being the subject or one of her stans. The warning stated (paraphrasing) "Don't report posts you don't agree with."

No. 5742

No. 5778

Which rule does this behavior violate? I was looking for it in the rules to report a post. Turns out I happened to be banned for that exact reason fml

No. 6815

Will there be a new General Complaints/Issues thread?

Why was the Technical Help & Feature Suggestions thread locked?

Why was the Official Art thread pinned?

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No. 4790[Reply]

Second edition!

Please post all general issues and complaints here. If you want mods to do something, or have some issue with or suggestion for site content, you should use this thread.

>>2 should only be used for technical issues and suggestions (can't load site, site slow, bugs, site feature requests). This thread is for non-technical issues.
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No. 6805

calling someone a nigger isn't an argument, anon. sorry.

No. 6807

Thirding this. Pretty sure all Naruru's whiteknight posts are herself. Her puppetmaster shit is annoying and shitting up Randa's thread.

No. 6808


Did you read the thread? The anon baited other anons into an argument about race and continued to derail the thread.

No. 6809

why do we have a kpop "critical" thread and a kpop general thread?

seems useless.

No. 6810

it makes sense, if you're critical of someone's favourite BTS in kpop general there tend to be days-long derails

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No. 4553[Reply]

Lolcow.farm needs more staff!

Please apply here:
Application form

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No. 6673

Is there a thread about her

No. 6681


No. 6740

Ah yes, a farmhand during hard labor (looks like Vamplettes)

No. 6768

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Another example of how pnp can’t physically resist the urge to defensively correct strangers who make any sort of inaccurate statement. I swear this bitch has her eyes sucked into her screen at all times to reply to these types of comments.

Sorry that not everybody knows that your cat is a dog Ariana I’m(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 6811

Why do you keep posting about PlasticandProud in a Mod applications thread?

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No. 1224[Reply]

Last night, we held a pretty productive chat in https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/meta about site policies and what sort of threads belong in /snow/. I may do another one tonight.

I'd like to start doing these once every 1 or 2 weeks. Some chats may have specific topics. Otherwise, you can just ask me general questions about the site and discuss the state of it and its future.

I will also try to post transcripts for each chat, possibly with some off-topic discussion removed, for people who are unable to join at that time. Note that a lot of off-topic discussion is still in these transcripts, so apologies if you have to sift through a lot of irrelevant material.

Town Hall #1 - 9/14/15: http://pastebin.com/rt4QLix2

No. 1229

just curious, why does it stop halfway through the chat?
i'm not well-versed in pastebin, is there more or is that all there is?

No. 1232

I cut out everything after that point in the chat, because I consider it too off-topic. No real discussion of moving threads happened after then.

No. 1249

I plan on holding a town hall once every Wednesday evening, Eastern time. Next one will be tomorrow, September 23.

No. 1466

Will you continue to update the chatlogs for those of us who aren't online at the time?

No. 1784

We have stopped doing these once per week. I usually announce them 2 days in advance, and just do them when I feel like it, or if something important is going on. I may go back to a standard schedule soon.

Still deciding on the best way to handle chat logs.

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No. 2[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: lolcow.farm@gmail.com

Twitter: @lolcow_farm

Please bookmark the Twitter. Status updates will be posted there in the event of site downtime or other issues. You can follow the Twitter if you want, but be aware that this may harm your anonymity if your Twitter username or tweets you've made could be linked to your real identity.


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No. 5659


Thread has reached 1100 posts. The thread will be locked and you will be unable to post in it shortly after it exceeds 1200 posts. Please begin preparing a new thread and post a link to it when it's created.

No. 5787

I can no longer access this site when using mobile data.

I always get 'connection lost' or something in regards to me having no internet connection.
It's fine when I use Wi-Fi but n it mobile data. The site doesn't seem to be blocked by my mobile provider as I could access it on data up until a few months ago and if it were blocked by them I'd be told that.

Every other site of this type works fine it's just lolcow that doesn't.

Anyone know why? How can I fix this?

No. 5796

Suggestion for a "submit report" and/or "are you sure you want to delete your post?" prompts to help with preventing accidental reports & deleting. Probably annoying at the beginning, but best to prevent missclicks rather than having to go through captcha

No. 5816

there's already an accident prevention measure in place for both things, the little tick box.

No. 6052

I keep thinking this, and it looks like the last time it was mentioned was 3 years ago, and there are even more youtube cow threads now! I mean Onion/Lainey, Game Grumps/Suzy, Dasha/Edwin/Cyr/Mina, Kelly Eden, Baylee Jae, grav3yardgirl, Mags/Venus, Logan Paul, Pewdiepie just to name a few. I know some of them would stay on /pt/ but a separate youtube board might be nice. Just think of all the beautubers alone! The fact that we needed a whole separate youtube embedding system alone seems like enough indication.

Maybe something like /yt/ or /guru/ ? I know Gurugossiper exists but trying to read a forum where everyone has signatures and avatars and stacks of quotes in the year 2018 seems wild.

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No. 4005[Reply]

Welcome to the first annual Lolcow Awards, feel free to comment and celebrate!

Favorite Cow:
- Onision >>>/pt/346069
- Margaret Palermo >>>/pt/346078
- Pixyteri >>346101

Worst Cow:
- Onision >>346069
- Incels >>346074
- Dakota (tba)

Best Milk:
- Keekweek >>346075
- Onision >>346069
- Margaret Palermo >>346078

Biggest Plot Twist:
- Venus’ Escape >>346078
- Keekweek >>346075
- Billie’s return to the Onion house >>346069

- Hartley Hooligans >>346081
- Ashley Isaacs (tba)
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No. 4019

I think it's about interpretation of the word "worst". I think it lead to votes going to useless cows and also to high-drama, prominent cows.

No. 4020


That's exactly why she's the worst. Hello?

No. 4021

Sheena should be considered worst cow since she actually killed someone and got away with it. Otherwise, Onion beats all!

No. 4022

I mean, Ryden Armani did too. Kind of.

No. 4023

>as well as write ups about how eating a stick of butter a day can help them be more healthy

rip angryman, gone but not forgotten

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No. 2548[Reply]

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No. 2996

What is the point of this thread being stickied? Admin I says he's leaving, yet this thread is the one slapped right at the top of meta because …why? So he can watch from afar as all the teen girls on this site hopefully cry over his absence? People can swap "theories" for his own amusement? It's kind of disturbing.

No. 3005

What if… she's the new admin?! Dun dun dunnnn.

It was stickied so people actually knew/saw he was leaving & new admin just hasn't removed it. Really nothing so creepers.

No. 3009

Im on it.

No. 3046

You are? If so, can you tell us some updates? Thank you.

No. 3050

I'm just about ready to launch if people are actually interested in migrating there.

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