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File: 1436977127528.gif (180.84 KB, 300x100, fin.gif)

No. 962

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

No. 963

File: 1436977290976.png (24.72 KB, 300x100, 8.png)

I'm reposting banners that have already been implemented so that we have a nice, comprehensive list of them all.

No. 964

File: 1436977334555.png (51.29 KB, 300x100, 9.png)

No. 965

File: 1436977367248.png (61.25 KB, 300x100, 13.png)

No. 966

File: 1436978333327.gif (28.76 KB, 300x100, 22.gif)

No. 967

File: 1436978431947.gif (207.35 KB, 300x100, 23.gif)

No. 968

File: 1436978517432.gif (267.54 KB, 300x100, 10.gif)

No. 969

File: 1436978564101.gif (1.71 MB, 300x100, 33.gif)

No. 970

File: 1436978610419.gif (86.85 KB, 300x100, 24.gif)

No. 971

File: 1436978695037.png (52.23 KB, 300x100, 5.png)

No. 972

File: 1436978744955.jpg (28 KB, 300x100, 17.jpg)

No. 973

File: 1436978797749.gif (1006.61 KB, 300x100, 3.gif)

No. 974

File: 1436978833437.jpg (21.55 KB, 300x100, 7.jpg)

No. 976

File: 1436978872787.gif (128.37 KB, 300x100, 15.gif)

No. 977

File: 1436978909903.jpg (36.98 KB, 275x92, 11.jpg)

No. 978

File: 1436978951683.png (10 KB, 300x104, 18.png)

No. 980

File: 1436979067235.gif (281.37 KB, 300x100, 20.gif)

No. 981

File: 1436979106118.jpg (40.57 KB, 300x101, 19.jpg)

No. 982

File: 1436979162103.png (14.83 KB, 300x100, 16.png)

No. 983

File: 1436979217260.gif (90.16 KB, 300x100, 26.gif)

No. 984

File: 1436979327680.png (41.03 KB, 300x100, 14.png)

No. 985

File: 1436979384796.jpg (32.07 KB, 300x100, 6.jpg)

No. 986

File: 1436979424146.png (28.87 KB, 300x100, 2.png)

No. 987

File: 1436979507725.gif (625.65 KB, 300x100, 27.gif)

No. 988

File: 1436979557385.gif (772.84 KB, 260x100, 25.gif)

No. 989

File: 1436979620841.gif (40.71 KB, 300x100, 28.gif)

No. 990

File: 1436979701776.gif (347.64 KB, 300x100, 29.gif)

No. 992

File: 1436979746950.gif (575.31 KB, 300x100, 30.gif)

No. 993

One of my favourites.

No. 994

File: 1436979930744.gif (2.88 MB, 300x100, 31.gif)


Oh man I love it.

The only thing that bothers me about that one and some of the others banners though is how the address isn't aligned properly to the corner of the graphic.
I don't know why but that stuff gets my back right up.

No. 995

File: 1436979973696.png (44.57 KB, 300x100, 1.png)

No. 996

File: 1436980046124.gif (119.85 KB, 300x100, 35.gif)

No. 997

File: 1436980097974.gif (805.42 KB, 300x100, 34.gif)

No. 998

File: 1436980175525.gif (265.33 KB, 300x100, 32.gif)

No. 999

File: 1436980328663.png (54.38 KB, 300x100, 12.png)

No. 1000

File: 1436980376311.png (53.88 KB, 300x100, 4.png)

No. 1001

File: 1436980426262.gif (81.78 KB, 300x100, 21.gif)

No. 1006

File: 1436995190356.jpg (155.64 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-1.jpg)

I really want to make a banner from one of these four pages from a hentai but I can't decide which, they're all so corruptible.

No. 1007

File: 1436995212654.jpg (151.43 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-2.jpg)

No. 1009

File: 1436995385400.jpg (142.55 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-3.jpg)

No. 1010

File: 1436995455205.jpg (Spoiler Image,145.64 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-13.jpg)

No. 1011

File: 1436996108950.png (18 KB, 300x100, Untitled-2.png)

No. 1012

>tfw I read this
but this banner is also nsfw.

No. 1013


Pervert >:3c (me too).

But can the banners not be NSFW?

No. 1021

File: 1437015490602.png (68.51 KB, 300x100, optimism.png)

No. 1046

I don't think we should have nsfw banners. Defeats the purpose of spoiler tags.

No. 1048

Yes, I have to agree. I'll add it if you censor the nipple in some way.

Added this, as well as OP's banner.

No. 1051

File: 1437275713111.gif (267.1 KB, 300x100, keekz2.gif)

As requested in the Kiki thread

No. 1052

File: 1437277007493.png (39.83 KB, 300x100, banner2.png)

Played with it a little

No. 1053

All new banners have been added, including the ones in the Kiki thread. The Kiki ones are all very similar but I don't really care.

No. 1056

File: 1437374895268.gif (52.56 KB, 300x100, kikiPULL.gif)

Sorry for the overload of Keekz banners, she's just been churning out a lot of milk lately

No. 1057

this one is amazing anon

No. 1058

Beautiful. Bravo anon, please make more. This is your calling.

No. 1061

What are the banner dimmensions again?

No. 1062

300w, 100h

No. 1077

File: 1437544265172.gif (22.5 KB, 300x100, kikiplustaco.gif)

last keekster one for a while

No. 1100

File: 1438303468331.gif (215.38 KB, 300x100, aly-banner.gif)

noticed there weren't any Aly banners yet

No. 1101

…im recovering guyz

No. 1105


This is horrifying and brilliant.

No. 1106

File: 1438713846794.jpg (30.75 KB, 300x100, 300x100.jpg)

Not sure this is the right size but…

No. 1107


Instead of squashing it vertically to fit the dimensions you need to select the sides with the background texture and stretch them out on either side so that it doesn't warp the photo or the text.

No. 1108


I feel so dumb but wat?

No. 1109

Instead of stretching the whole image, only stretch the background parts

No. 1145

File: 1440117188660.gif (159.47 KB, 300x100, kakaprayer.gif)

No. 1146

File: 1440117890614.gif (159.13 KB, 300x100, kakaprayer2.gif)

Forgot to add the site name, here's an updated version

No. 1147


oh my god

No. 1148

this is so perfect.

No. 1158

dying kek

No. 1159

This banner gives me so much fucking life.

No. 1241

Dammit, I really wanted to make some Halloween themed banners, but my laptop isn't working. Was even going to get some Christmas ones too, so maybe admin could make it a bit more 'festive' around the holidays

No. 1300

File: 1443836453513.gif (155.91 KB, 300x100, tess-genes.gif)

I thought it was about time

No. 1303

File: 1443984662594.gif (204.53 KB, 300x100, RainDrops.gif)

More OC.

No. 1305

File: 1444041055513.gif (474.02 KB, 300x100, yukapee.gif)

No. 1306

File: 1444046146449.gif (167.97 KB, 300x100, yukapee2.gif)

No. 1355

File: 1444938618544.jpg (51.37 KB, 300x100, rw.jpg)


No. 1356

File: 1444938868249.jpg (51.98 KB, 300x100, rw.jpg)

sorry, like previous anon I also forgot to add lolcow.farm to it, here ya go :)

No. 1365

File: 1445547567070.gif (224 KB, 300x100, he his.gif)

Needs more dumblr banners

No. 1703

File: 1447191423375.gif (124.37 KB, 950x284, 1446501681162.gif)

I think it's high time for an Ember themed banner.

No. 1726

File: 1447478311537.gif (24.93 KB, 300x100, confirmedip.gif)

I've seen like 4 posts asking for admin to confirm that they're not samefagging or self-posting today, so I made this.

No. 1727

Has to be 300x100.


No. 1740

File: 1447699894474.gif (106.52 KB, 275x92, 1446026237305.gif)

No. 1754

File: 1447898727701.gif (25.29 KB, 300x100, emberwhaaaaanbanner.gif)

glad you like my banner (;
Fixed to the size specifications

No. 1786

File: 1448287448662.png (18.64 KB, 300x100, lol.png)

This is a bit shit, so if anyone wants to improve upon it, go ahead.

It's from >>>/b/47654

No. 1801

thanks for adding the watermark, whoever it was that did it!


No. 2153

File: 1454785139430.gif (18.35 KB, 300x100, bpd.gif)

Before anyone shits themselves, I also have BPD.

No. 2155

File: 1454786199337.jpg (19.39 KB, 260x336, marshalinehan.jpg)

I really love this. I also like the black and red color scheme because it reminds me of the one Marsha Linehan book I've thumbed through pic related

No. 2167

File: 1454998206094.png (61.36 KB, 300x100, margo.png)

excuse my poor banner skills

No. 2168

File: 1454998217925.png (65.69 KB, 300x100, benus.png)

No. 2174


No. 2197

File: 1456112904554.jpg (59.9 KB, 300x100, margobanner.jpg)

No. 2235

File: 1456273706540.png (41.17 KB, 300x100, margendobanner.png)

No. 2239

This is my absolute favourite. Fucking brilliant work, anon.

No. 2240

File: 1456631487240.png (40.32 KB, 298x100, dwwwwwwwwwwwww.png)

No. 2242

File: 1456632896161.png (26.14 KB, 298x100, llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…)

No. 2244

These are awful

No. 2245

You have to be 18+ to post here.

No. 2247

File: 1456881088665.jpg (20.57 KB, 300x100, kanadajinsamawhitejapanese.jpg)

I figured mira needed a banner

No. 2260

Can a banner magician please make a cringey EYK banner?

No. 2264



That is an /r9k/ meme and has no place here. Please stop trying to import /robot/ culture to a predominantly female board.

No. 2266

This is so shitty.

This one too. What the fuck?

No. 2277

Guaranteed these are by Princess Doll / Luna Lee Swiizka.

No. 2285

Sorry 4 being autistic, I was bored

No. 2286

Sorry for the newfaggotry, but where is this from/who is this?

No. 2295

File: 1459386242943.png (68.7 KB, 300x100, 1459381794179.png)

No. 2378

Hahaha fucking luna you stupid cow

No. 2483

File: 1462757104759.gif (19.16 KB, 300x104, sindypop.gif)

Sindy Pop has finally earned her own banner.

No. 2490

File: 1463122472483.png (51.23 KB, 300x100, cheapspandexsuit.png)

No. 2528

File: 1465789453786.png (55.93 KB, 300x100, alybanner.png)

No. 2529

I love this haha

No. 2539

omfg i spat out my drink

No. 2541

File: 1466460841251.gif (469.47 KB, 300x100, CosplayQueen.gif)

No. 2543

you're Aces anon

No. 2709

File: 1466987702541.jpg (12.5 KB, 300x100, margo-banner1.jpg)

No. 3004

File: 1468256330547.jpg (50.71 KB, 500x299, image.jpg)

What do you guys think of this image for a banner? I really like it but was having trouble getting it to look nice with the banner size. Maybe someone wants to give it a try?

No. 3325

File: 1473453488757.png (57.36 KB, 300x100, 1468256330547 lolcows - broken…)

>Maybe someone wants to give it a try?

Well, I tried.

No. 3426

File: 1476595020466.gif (69.6 KB, 300x100, yumi.gif)

No. 3446

File: 1477111919740.png (46.95 KB, 300x100, vicky.png)

No. 3447


No. 3564

File: 1479538713231.png (77.16 KB, 300x99, lu banner1.png)

"Sage in each field please." Good ol' Robyn (aka LifeUndiagnosed/hypermobilegeek)
See >>181656 for more on this cow!

No. 3566

File: 1479598730355.png (75.62 KB, 300x100, lu banner3.png)

Another Robyn one. "Sage in each field please."
See >>181656 for more on her brand of craycray.

No. 3716

File: 1482700824999.png (42.34 KB, 300x100, OnionLolcow.png)

1 / 3

No. 3717

File: 1482700870940.png (54.18 KB, 300x100, VickyLolcow.png)

2 / 3

flood detected

No. 3718

File: 1482700962841.png (47.79 KB, 300x100, LunaNips.png)

3 / 3

flood detected


these are my first banners ever, hopefully they are good or at least okayish

No. 3721

File: 1482714486438.jpeg (40.86 KB, 275x92, 1482711300417.jpeg)

No. 3724

File: 1482724732007.gif (227.57 KB, 300x100, gergliterally.gif)

his favorite word

No. 3725

File: 1482739123052.png (40.6 KB, 300x100, onionlolcow2.png)

last one, i s2g. yes, i was very bored indeed.

No. 3730

File: 1482754217638.gif (159.09 KB, 300x100, didyoumean.gif)

No. 3733

File: 1482762238080.gif (228.75 KB, 300x100, vegetarianbodayyy.gif)

My vegetarian bodayyy

No. 3739

Most of the recent banners have been added. Thank you all for your submissions.

No. 3744

kek, good job, anon

No. 3764

File: 1482950736380.jpg (62.64 KB, 300x100, sharla.jpg)

No. 3765

File: 1482952469987.jpg (70.21 KB, 300x100, lilouvosnetflixforlunatics.jpg)

No. 3770

File: 1482991483955.gif (1.71 MB, 300x100, lolcowsgotagun.gif)

sorry for all the onion banners, I'll stop for a while

No. 3774

Admin-sama, is there a way to scroll through all the active banner files? I've tried refreshing over and over but the banners seem to be randomly ordered rather than sequential.

No. 3775

File: 1483012736365.gif (1.32 MB, 300x100, atruegem.gif)

No. 3778

Kek, I wish her autist sword dance video was still up so one of you talented farmers could make a banner with it.

No. 3779

File: 1483055964814.gif (1.79 MB, 300x100, moomoochristmas.gif)

No. 3783

File: 1483085009199.png (443.55 KB, 1136x640, image.png)

Think I found Onion's rape-face for a banner!

(Please feel free to use it in whatever form as idk how to myself nor am I anywhere near a PC to do so, thank you!)

No. 3784


In terms of writing*

No. 3790

File: 1483110352184.gif (886.99 KB, 300x100, potcallingkettleblack.gif)

please onion, keep posting stupid shit!

No. 3792

threre are

No. 3793

Maybe getting rid of old banners that feature dry cows that are not relevant at all anymore would be a good idea.

Absolutely hilarious.

No. 3794

File: 1483123016968.gif (885.41 KB, 300x100, potcallingkettleblackfixed.gif)

welp, this is why layers exist. thanks for pointing that out.

No. 3797

File: 1483163119228.gif (3.66 MB, 300x100, lolscrolll.gif)

No. 3798

File: 1483187493781.png (57.34 KB, 300x100, mirandajapanese.png)

No. 3802

>Maybe getting rid of old banners that feature dry cows that are not relevant at all anymore would be a good idea.

Nah, keep all the banners. They're historical.

No. 3835

Haha, great

No. 3950

One from billie's video of her throwing the ring and flipping the bird?

No. 3956

File: 1485116574164.gif (1.03 MB, 300x100, billiering.gif)

for you

No. 3957

Could anyone make one for Onision involving the basement thing and "I'm a liar"? But don't include Billie.

Or make something about how BRUTALLY HONEST he is.

No. 3966

File: 1485295550728.png (49.93 KB, 300x100, fattestblock.png)

First attempts at making banners but we're surprisingly Asherbee lacking.

No. 3967

File: 1485295565711.png (70.35 KB, 300x100, ICECREAM.png)

No. 3978

File: 1485602456099.png (44.69 KB, 300x100, tt so goffick.png)

dunno if i did this right but here's my favorite alt cow

No. 3990

Lmao anon you used arreola for o's!!

No. 3993

File: 1485802054558.gif (3.06 MB, 480x270, mk.gif)

this could be a banner I guess…

No. 4003

File: 1486282332625.gif (600.89 KB, 300x100, mk.gif)

fixed it to be banner size

No. 4030

File: 1487207765145.gif (579.95 KB, 300x100, mk.gif)

last upload I swear I fixed it

No. 4049

File: 1488415269097.png (29.31 KB, 300x100, mybeautifulsexydopeprincess2.p…)

This quote had me in stitches, so here's a banner. Was gonna animate it, but can't be arsed tbh.

No. 4052

File: 1488851208514.png (48.64 KB, 300x100, momobanner.png)

A new banner for my favorite coscow.

No. 4063

File: 1489592295713.jpg (106.9 KB, 640x213, PicsArt_03-15-04.34.06.jpg)

Crush Turtle idea from >>353427

No. 4065

File: 1489597017579.jpg (70.15 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-05.47.44.jpg)

No. 4068

File: 1489597909549.jpg (14.89 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-06.10.16.jpg)

Had to reupload a bunch of times because this app refuses to shrink …

No. 4069

File: 1489600041858.jpg (65.34 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-06.45.48.jpg)

No. 4074

File: 1489639743395.gif (158.64 KB, 300x100, tVk8a7j.gif)

No. 4081


No. 4082

File: 1489874972513.jpg (33.22 KB, 300x100, goMeihuaTemp_mh1489874805315.j…)

No. 4083

File: 1489921089108.jpg (50.55 KB, 300x100, goMeihuaTemp_mh1489920694585.j…)

I have no life atm but have these anyway, I'll stahp lmao

No. 4085

this banner gives me life lmao

No. 4087

File: 1490143997819.jpg (24.06 KB, 300x100, 2017-03-22-01-51-07.jpg)

No. 4088

File: 1490442481129.gif (678.26 KB, 300x100, venooos.gif)

>garlic garlic garlic

No. 4104

File: 1491191606911.png (70.48 KB, 300x100, jillbanner.png)

No. 4105

File: 1491192584116.png (42.69 KB, 300x100, onisionbanner.png)

No. 4106

File: 1491193384878.png (63.76 KB, 300x100, onisionbanner2.png)

No. 4108

File: 1491197984727.gif (255.96 KB, 300x100, clownclub.gif)

wanted to make this since i saw the video, gave me laugh good old jill

>used ps and all, hope everyone gets a laugh at this, also want to make one for yumi since she has no banner now

No. 4109

A+ work anon. This might be my favorite banner.

No. 4118

thanks, hope they update the banners cause we have some new flakes to show

No. 4128

File: 1491459965374.png (23.27 KB, 300x100, piercedangelbanner.png)

No. 4150

please never use this, it's nightmare fuel.

No. 4157

You can view them all at https://lolcow.farm/banners/

No. 4158

File: 1492490884194.png (36.67 KB, 300x100, ashbanner.png)

No. 4159

whoops I'm a dumbass. Someone suggested I post this here but it looks like an admin already came across it and uploaded it. Sorry!

No. 4168

File: 1492916870100.gif (1.62 MB, 300x100, dashademonbanner.gif)

requested banner

No. 4171

File: 1493014557287.gif (815.08 KB, 300x100, munchies.gif)

No. 4172

File: 1493014773054.gif (783.54 KB, 300x100, munchies2.gif)

Shorter version

No. 4174

Sage for no contribs

but you anons are the lifeblood of this website and I love you.

No. 4179

File: 1493174403149.png (54.38 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)

i-is it worthy?

No. 4211

File: 1494187032324.gif (23.17 KB, 300x100, confettijill.gif)

No. 4215

File: 1494491852000.gif (1.15 MB, 300x100, joy.gif)

No. 4217

File: 1494734040311.gif (1.09 MB, 300x100, billie.gif)

No. 4219

File: 1494885268194.gif (91.96 KB, 300x100, banner.gif)

No. 4337

whats the reason for the banners being so small and why do they get updated so seldomly?

No. 4341

File: 1497403263928.gif (360.24 KB, 300x100, banner.gif)

No. 4482

why isn't this a banner yet???

No. 4512

File: 1501353943739.gif (616.77 KB, 300x100, jiljil.gif)

No. 4513

File: 1501354000278.jpg (43.36 KB, 300x100, mirabanner.jpg)

No. 4514

because the admin is shit and the banners havent been updated since april. >>4157

No. 4598

File: 1504988963294.jpg (53.96 KB, 300x100, mooobanner.jpg)

No. 4645

No. 4646

File: 1506473400292.gif (1.13 MB, 300x100, completed_banner_jill_final.gi…)

Aww thank you for posting my banner image, anon.
It's dimensions were a little off, though.
Here's a reupload with exact dimensions, 300 x 100.

No. 4647

File: 1506479799142.png (76.55 KB, 300x100, momokun bitch boy banner.png)

Made some Momokun banners because these are fun and I am bored

No. 4649

File: 1506480843804.gif (637.44 KB, 300x100, momokun body banner.gif)

This one isn't ad good. Had to go back and fix it, too.

No. 4872

File: 1514416142865.jpg (34.61 KB, 742x254, PicsArt_12-27-01.51.24.jpg)

I made a new Momo one.

No. 4873

File: 1514466973286.jpg (9.59 KB, 300x103, PicsArt_12-28-10.13.50.jpg)

Resized because I'm dumb.

No. 5052

File: 1517517047127.gif (185.26 KB, 300x100, lolcowtherapy.gif)

True story

No. 5077

File: 1517865880193.gif (3.11 MB, 300x100, maggotinikea.gif)

No. 5664

what video is this gif from?

No. 5750

Banners will be updated in 48 hours. Please submit your banners in this thread until then if you want to be included in this round.

No. 5753

File: 1525909070752.gif (6.95 MB, 480x160, tit_gets_hit_banner.gif)

No. 5754

File: 1525910796316.gif (2.79 MB, 300x100, tit_gets_hit_banner_resize.gif)

Apologies, here's it resized correctly.

No. 5782

File: 1526931077970.png (35.25 KB, 300x100, hollytrainwreck.png)

I didn't create the original from the holly thread

No. 6188

I've taken lessons and courses and still I just graduated from school and I can't imagine going out like shit.

No. 6455

File: 1536164867348.gif (1.52 MB, 300x100, shaygnar.gif)

No. 6657

saged for ot but i've seen this banner so many times and i need context. what video is this from? who is this cow?

No. 6693

…is this a joke?

No. 6844

File: 1539211587729.gif (208.55 KB, 300x100, regina-george-on-crack.gif)

No. 6970

It's PixyTeri, no idea the source

No. 7456

File: 1543989108707.gif (432.05 KB, 300x100, juwune.gif)

No. 7462

File: 1543993438361.gif (241.15 KB, 300x100, junecow.gif)

another one just because lol

No. 7550

File: 1544236171111.gif (1.13 MB, 300x100, taytay.gif)

We need some updated banners mods, pls!

No. 7558

File: 1544296976266.gif (61.62 KB, 300x100, amandachan.gif)

No. 7559

File: 1544297590062.jpg (35.15 KB, 300x100, thisbitch.jpg)

No. 7567

File: 1544323315574.gif (3.89 MB, 300x100, shrek.gif)

No. 7627

File: 1544466572830.gif (1.07 MB, 300x100, dasha.gif)

Having a tough time figuring out the best way to put "lolcow" in this one. Which one is better?

No. 7628

File: 1544466612577.gif (1.11 MB, 300x100, dasha2.gif)

Or this one?

No. 7630

i like this one better

No. 7647

File: 1544556884395.gif (23.56 KB, 300x100, dashsh.gif)


No. 7939

File: 1546136351785.png (64.68 KB, 300x100, gorgeous !.png)

made this on a whim but people seemed to like it!

No. 8040

File: 1546795748923.gif (576.75 KB, 300x100, B8F27881-8C83-4E9E-80B6-6E4729…)

No. 8426

It looks like 4 new banners were added! Yay admin-sama! But honestly, there are so many others that should be added like
Shouldn't some of the no longer relevant banners be removed to allow space for newer ones? Not sure if it's harder to show too many banners

No. 8512

Some of the ones you linked were added, check the top of the link for banners past 100

No. 8514

Oh thank you! Didn't notice (it arranges them weird, woops). I love so many new banners from anons <3

No. 8896


can these get added please Admin-sama?

No. 8899

omg yumi! titanic getting beaten to a pulp. the memories.

No. 9342

File: 1552601416572.gif (3.91 MB, 300x100, shaybanner.gif)

No. 9343

Thank you based anon

No. 9344

jesus, can she not? this is beyond special needs, lol

No. 9345

No. 9347

File: 1552608346412.png (471.07 KB, 700x700, Pbb5uwa.png)

Please submit any banners by tonight if you want them to be added in tomorrows bundle.
Happy farming ladies.

No. 10348

File: 1560553062361.gif (1.08 MB, 300x100, ezgif-5-f384efa45ba3.gif)

No. 10349

File: 1560632959119.gif (691.96 KB, 300x100, stillthriving_shay.gif)

this is so perfect, anon

No. 10353

10/10 banner. I laugh every time I see it.

No. 10439

admins pls make this happen. so fucking good!

No. 10551

File: 1562198007013.png (18.02 KB, 300x100, holly.png)

No. 10559

File: 1562245111033.gif (635.08 KB, 300x100, momokunsouls.gif)

someone in the thread asked to make it a banner

No. 10560

This is fucking glorious. This one pls admin-sama

No. 10561

top kek this is glorious.

All these new banners are great. I'll add them tomorrow when I got the chance.

No. 10620

File: 1563140235888.gif (810.88 KB, 300x100, ezgif-1-f1d6dda39c5b.gif)

No. 10631

File: 1563232370198.gif (18.9 KB, 300x100, rip totem.gif)

No. 10633


No. 10636

Admin please, it's been two weeks and we still didn't get new banners. Can't something be dne about this?
I fucking love this one. The /meta tinfoil is also good, though I am not sure if I know what it refers to.

No. 10637

some anons coming on in thinking mods or admin have a vendetta and that they target certain posters because of whatever issue.

No. 10638

TY! For the tinfoil its what >>10637 said

No. 10802

did the newer banners ever go up?

No. 10820

File: 1564894189243.gif (580.14 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)

been on my mind for a few months

No. 10850


remove these

No. 10970

File: 1565915543148.jpg (12.62 KB, 300x100, r u goff enuf.jpg)

No. 10981

File: 1566125007360.jpg (42.15 KB, 300x100, peenusbanner.jpg)

Coming over from the current venus thread with a banner. It was also asked if it's possible to replace this banner >>2168 with the newer one bc of most recent events.

No. 10982

This banner looks like an eight-year old made it in a fifteen-year-old version of Photoshop.

No. 10983

why are you guys so against the Luna banner? It's a classic

No. 11002

File: 1566337883409.gif (1.78 MB, 300x100, ari.gif)

I just can't with that picture

No. 11024

File: 1566460209751.gif (4.06 MB, 275x147, 1566428733733.gif)

someone pls

No. 11032

File: 1566586354003.gif (5.24 MB, 300x100, shay.gif)

Remade it for banner format, couldn't find the original glitter font unfortunately so I used something similar

No. 11162

FYI, most of the banners posted here up to now have been uploaded as banners. They may take a bit to show up as previously mentioned in the complaints thread.
If you notice new banners please let us know ! It's a good thing.

No. 11523

File: 1568409293685.gif (502.34 KB, 300x100, lilleejeanbanner.gif)

thought i'd celebrate lillee's promotion to /pt/ by making her a banner of her very own.

No. 11551

Do I need to clean my cookies to see the new banners?

love it!

No. 11553

This is so frightening.

No. 11557

File: 1568505514499.gif (2.1 MB, 300x100, tnd.gif)

No. 11563

File: 1568530718839.gif (1.25 MB, 300x100, onision4.gif)

No. 11609


This is amazing anon

No. 11624

she is shayna 1.5 swear to god

No. 11998

jesus christ, THAT'S what she looks like now?! i was wondering who that cow was in the banner…

No. 12000

This one should go please, she looks way too cute in it.

No. 12002

Maybe I missed a tiny piece of Venus drama after not following it for a while, what was the "garlic" thing all about?

No. 12003

nta but it was towards her mom, basically calling her a vampire and wanting to use garlic to ward her off (iirc!) it's been a while so i could be wrong!

No. 12070

they don't get deleted since they're part of cow history. eg. the one with logan is still in rotation even though h's not with raven anymore. so venus will end up with all kinds of banners ver time.

No. 12071

it was a Q&A, this was where she was asked what she'd do if she saw her mother again

No. 12087


No. 12147

File: 1573265791853.png (45.8 KB, 300x100, possession.png)

No. 12205

File: 1574124172882.png (57.52 KB, 300x100, 60474271-4258-4656-AACA-A8D4E4…)

Never done this before, hope it works.

No. 12230

it's quite hard to see. what's it a banner of?

No. 12234

File: 1574475266412.jpeg (117.14 KB, 1170x390, 34E3C4FB-7A12-4561-92D0-C931B2…)

It’s supposed to be Laur and LJ but I can’t get it to not go squiffy when I resize it to 300x100 (feel like an boomer)

No. 12235

oh nice idea. I think you'll need to make laur/lill big in the frame so we can see their faces moreso than the whole picture. and scrap the yellow writing in order to make it work.

No. 12350

File: 1575552295733.jpeg (20.43 KB, 300x100, AF11F3AE-CDA0-434E-B256-151C95…)

No. 12351

Can the venus and manaki banner be withdrawn because seeing her banner pop up is the only reason why i check her boring no-milk threads. Sage coz no contribution and doja cat idea is already taken. Nice banners so far, though.

No. 12391

File: 1575843691828.png (52.6 KB, 300x100, concentratedartsalt.png)

Was the one form the art salt thread submitted yet?

No. 12392

banners don't get withdrawn since they're part of cow history. eg. the old one with Raven's ex-childbride Logan is still up too.

No. 12773

File: 1578254204837.jpg (43.95 KB, 300x100, EHR1.jpg)

No. 12774

File: 1578254415588.jpg (57.42 KB, 300x100, EHR2.jpg)

No. 12901

File: 1578659016869.gif (37.05 KB, 300x100, thanos.gif)

for /g/

No. 12902

love this

No. 12904

Anon you're a madwoman lmao

No. 12910

this is amazing

No. 12922

love it

No. 12924

The pink and the font made me misread this as "ddl/g/eneracy" at first.
I'm glad it doesn't say that, lmao.

No. 13242

File: 1579163882978.jpg (40.05 KB, 300x100, AliciaDay.jpg)

i tried anons. her insanity inspired me

No. 13250

No. 13254

I feel like this captures the madwoman well

No. 13273

I hope it gets added because it's amazing AF

No. 13297

File: 1579925956657.gif (563.76 KB, 300x100, bannerpixielocks.gif)

this gif was too amusing

No. 13298

Thank you anons!

No. 13850

No. 13874

File: 1581792993207.gif (945.69 KB, 298x100, 202D9B38-B389-4E8B-83A5-E46660…)

I don't want it to get submitted perse but if anyone else could make a better banner of this scene (https://youtu.be/9g5YcSN-N10 ), that would be great!

No. 13911

File: 1582260930961.gif (1.07 MB, 300x100, ezgif-7-f3a4d1aabf25.gif)

First time making gif from >>76060

No. 13912

File: 1582261590300.gif (1008.32 KB, 300x100, ezgif-7-fdbb7373c4ce.gif)

Samefag, adjusted transition

No. 13913

love these! thanks anon!

No. 13919

Cute cute cute cute cute
I was looking for more anime themed banners and this is so good aaa this should get submitted.

pls people make more anime themed banners

No. 14123


No. 14430

i feel like some furfag made this

No. 14679

File: 1587821142614.png (51.81 KB, 300x100, 20200424183512_1.png)

a tribute

No. 14683

i hope this gets added.

No. 15178

File: 1590714388343.gif (688.84 KB, 300x100, momokunmilk.gif)

No. 15179

Anon you are a genius. This is my favorite banner so far lol

No. 15180

haha thanks!

No. 15215

File: 1590730267926.png (47.78 KB, 300x100, holyshitbanner.png)

lillee banner

No. 15219

I love this one, anon!

No. 15344

this is art

No. 15394

kek it's lolcow.farm

No. 15400

damn the horrors of the momokun gif actually distracted me from that

No. 15416

File: 1591466673639.gif (456.52 KB, 300x100, momokunmilkfix.gif)

damn I am dumb, fixed

No. 15471

File: 1591944776675.gif (1.31 MB, 300x100, jillian_banner0.gif)

New Jillian gif of her doing… whatever tf this is with her blob body

No. 15599

this has a lot of potential !

No. 15771

File: 1595722048759.png (19.34 KB, 300x100, getfvefeb.png)


No. 15947

I love these ones so much

No. 16070

File: 1597996112648.gif (373.64 KB, 300x100, 350cleaningfeeinbound.gif)

No. 16085

This is amazing

No. 16105

I love it.

No. 16139

this needs to be added

No. 16451

File: 1602331354208.png (89.53 KB, 300x100, 1602223081552.png)

No. 16466

i like this. i feel like this would look good with a white border

No. 16541

I like it but the lolcow.farm should be bigger

No. 16965

File: 1603237188111.png (89.53 KB, 512x198, Screenshot (349).png)


No. 17006


I fucking love these, why aren’t they in the banner cycle yet? Fuck yeah

No. 17751

No. 17893

File: 1604803686819.gif (3.74 MB, 275x92, 1604799705163.gif)

from today on /snow/

No. 17897

File: 1604807666089.gif (1.51 MB, 300x100, envy me for my genetics.gif)

banner-chan here, i made more banners for my favorite cows.

No. 17898

File: 1604807718262.gif (862.62 KB, 300x100, LURCH.gif)

No. 17899

File: 1604807760523.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, WAP.gif)

okay, done samefagging. hope you enjoy them enough to add!

No. 17902

File: 1604810488381.gif (272.34 KB, 300x100, 1603821188634.gif)

No. 17904

File: 1604816239632.gif (109.35 KB, 300x100, mooo.gif)

some cute cows

No. 17905

even though it doesn't exactly fit guidelines, i love it so much anon.

No. 17919

>Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

it has a picture of a cow

No. 17924

File: 1604900018030.gif (122.08 KB, 300x100, borzoi.gif)

No. 17925

>Those cows are probably all dead and slaughtered by now instead of aimlessly wandering around a field moonching on grass with their pals


No. 17926

i'm fucking screaming

No. 17927

I love it

No. 17928

The worst forced meme ever

No. 17936

Seconded. Anon really wants a reputation.

No. 18028

Admin-sama please

No. 18085

File: 1605898620934.gif (25.67 KB, 300x100, get-out-of-my-swampBANNER.gif)

No. 18086

kek this is fantastic

No. 18324


No. 18377

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl this year.
For Christmas, I would like a gift of new banners on lolcow.farm. Please make it happen.

No. 18384

File: 1607882695525.png (62.27 KB, 300x100, Matthew 1.png)

No. 18385

File: 1607882792796.png (71.08 KB, 300x100, Morepsalms.png)

No. 18386

File: 1607882895431.png (75.02 KB, 300x100, Psalm 1.png)

No. 18389

File: 1607900760190.png (57.78 KB, 300x100, Corinthians.png)

No. 18390

File: 1607900937621.png (81.17 KB, 300x100, John.png)

No. 18391

File: 1607901035274.png (73.47 KB, 300x100, Ephesians.png)

No. 18393

File: 1607904815679.png (65.28 KB, 300x100, Proverbs.png)

No. 18394

File: 1607904944357.png (60.03 KB, 300x100, More proverbs.png)

No. 18395

File: 1607905076402.png (74.17 KB, 300x100, James.png)

No. 18396

File: 1607905199031.png (59.73 KB, 300x100, Exodus.png)

No. 18397

I think its kinda cute you're taking the time to make these, nonny. Keep them coming, even though we'll never use them.

No. 18398

Wow I can't believe it, Santa came early! And he's evidently drunk… th-thanks for the presents?

No. 18401

like giving someone deodorant for Christmas.
Pretty based.

No. 18486

Strange how many of those quotes could reference onion’s behaviours.

Shame you missed the more cow based ones, where’s “ And lo, from the Nile there came up seven cows, sleek and fat; and they grazed in the marsh grass. Then behold, seven other cows came up after them from the Nile, ugly and gaunt, and they stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile.” ? Genesis, if you’re making more for us, ty.

No. 18558

File: 1608611986004.png (51.19 KB, 300x100, Banner666.png)

No. 18578

File: 1608657048496.jpeg (641.55 KB, 3240x1080, A8946BC5-7362-49E5-BA36-7265C1…)

Inspired by >>>/meta/18430

No. 18642

love it

No. 18672

File: 1608968075492.gif (3.37 MB, 300x100, tp_banner.gif)

based on >>>/snow/1095381
we need a banner for our new horrorcow

No. 18673


No. 18681

who is the horror cow? I love the TP banner and all the other new ones posted!

No. 18699

File: 1609148022411.png (56.84 KB, 300x100, 66.png)

No. 18700

File: 1609148238533.png (103.55 KB, 300x100, 1602331354208.png)

No. 18701

Admin sama please

No. 18708

I support this with all my heart

No. 18743

File: 1609197782636.gif (42.02 KB, 300x100, pt hates nippon_2.gif)

69 hours in MS Paint

No. 18750

nika petrova, she's in /snow/. don't eat before/during reading her threads.

No. 18760

I was just working on one! Thank you.

No. 18771

I love this

No. 19139

Should be added asap

this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly

and we should delete some of the wenus banners cause wenus is bad now or whatever

No. 19147

>this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly
You sure it's not autism?
And no banners are deleted because they are all part of lolcow's history, newfag.

No. 19675

File: 1611830278994.jpg (20.61 KB, 296x116, for lolcowfarm.jpg)

my first shoddy attempt, sorry.

No. 19685

admin-sama will never update the banners, just lock this

No. 19707

I hate that you are right. Why are banners never updated? Is that so hard?

No. 19712

please mods use this one

No. 19782

File: 1612073062027.jpg (668.29 KB, 2220x740, PicsArt_01-31-08.02.58.jpg)

I think it has some niche potential

No. 19792

love this so much

No. 19843

a banner with effort in it. i like it

No. 19844

File: 1612161192787.jpg (43.32 KB, 300x100, samantha.jpg)

No. 19845

File: 1612162284096.png (1.2 MB, 2280x760, 28wjnw8qjsuq7q4.png)

No. 19846

you need to resize it

No. 19847

File: 1612162413651.gif (1.23 MB, 300x100, 1.gif)

No. 19848

File: 1612162717475.gif (434.71 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)

No. 19852

these are so cute thank u anon.

No. 19854

Pls Admin-sama, add some of these into rotation. I like these ones in particular

No. 19855

Ty anon!

These ones are so cute!

No. 19864

This is adorable, admin pls

No. 19920

I love this cute little cow, please make this into a banner! When are they even going to get updated?

No. 19947

Last time Admin added new banners >>10561 nobody had heard of Covid, Señorita was top of the charts and "Storm Area 51" was a fresh meme

No. 19981

Admin please please please update the banners!!!

No. 19996

File: 1612560305978.png (74.91 KB, 300x100, three houses.png)

No. 19998

File: 1612561214989.gif (264.08 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)

No. 20003

lmfao i love this anon

No. 20005

File: 1612578782121.gif (261.95 KB, 300x100, 1612561214989.gif)

made another version

No. 20006

File: 1612578861163.png (60.19 KB, 300x100, 2.png)

No. 20007

No. 20061

File: 1612767738069.gif (278.89 KB, 300x100, Sin-título-1.gif)

No. 20062

File: 1612767834728.gif (152.91 KB, 300x100, source.gif)

No. 20065

File: 1612768465810.gif (258.85 KB, 300x100, pasture.gif)

No. 20068

No. 20080

this is gold. i demand new bannies and this needs to be top of the list

No. 20105

I'm the anon that made these and honestly I would love if these two would be added:

Besides that I really like these:

No. 20294

Since Admin-sama said that some new banners will eventually be added (decided by demand), I'm posting my favorites:
>either >>11523, >>15215 or >>12147
must have a LJ banner
>either >>12773 or >>12774
that was hilarious and I love them both, IDK which one is better
pretty PLEASE

No. 20298

I vote for these!
(the one above looks like it was made specifically for this site)

No. 20302

No. 20362

No. 20363

pls don’t forget this

No. 20364

If this makes its easier for admin all banners after this one have not been added >>10820

No. 20371

File: 1613766929413.gif (1.15 MB, 300x100, u died.gif)

farm fresh for you pls add

No. 20373

love love love, it's perfect and hilarious

No. 20928

File: 1616101199217.png (79.09 KB, 300x100, komaeda.png)

please admin

No. 20930

PLEASE admin

No. 20931

Please no admin

No. 20939

You can tell the people asking for this are newfags since they're just hoping for an avatarfag to have a whole entire banner

No. 20962

ok hag

No. 20963

It's not about an avatarfag, a lot of farmers find komaeda and danganrompa cool/fun/interesting, this site loves yaoi, and they're cows. Simple. It's a funny banner. It's part of our imageboard culture.

No. 20971

>a lot of farmers find komaeda and danganrompa cool/fun/interesting
literally the opposite

No. 20981

File: 1616384005111.gif (46.07 KB, 300x100, cow.gif)

gif version

No. 20982

File: 1616384027736.png (67.48 KB, 300x100, clap.png)

png version

No. 20983

it's just some cows and shitting on komaeda is funny

No. 20984

This is possibly the faggiest banner I've ever seen submitted. I'm sorry anon

No. 20994

doesn't /m/ love fags though? they have threads full of them

No. 20995

I like this still version more than the gif one tbh, hoping it gets added, we need more cow banners

No. 21028

Good, may it trigger scrotes.

No. 21029

nta but how would it trigger scrotes

No. 21056

they hate bl/yaoi and faggy shit made for women

No. 21103

Banners should start to appear soon but may take some more time to reflect for others. If your banner or a banner you wanted didn't make the cut it was either of poor quality or didn't meet the requirements stated in the OP >>962

Bless the mspaint anons.

No. 21215

File: 1617102563668.png (721.75 KB, 1079x431, Meme_1617098662120.png)

Why farmers can't just go vegan?

No. 21216

File: 1617103858363.png (746.7 KB, 1080x431, Cupace20210330132746.png)

No. 21217

at least make it the right dimensions, retard.

No. 21218


No. 21236

File: 1617232400997.gif (3.26 MB, 300x100, loricerda.gif)

Made this one, I hope it's not too late to add cause she looks super retarded

No. 21237

File: 1617232775758.png (84.42 KB, 300x100, fixed.png)

Here, fixed it for you. I think it's a great idea! Hoping it gets added.

No. 21238

Love these, admin please add I beg
the usagi kou one is the best usagi kou banner made so far because it mixes the previous ones together

No. 21239

File: 1617233271648.png (75.82 KB, 300x100, autismofarm.png)

Fixed this one too to include lolcow.farm

No. 21240

nobody fucking wants this besides the three autistic retards that come up with these things.

And not to tinfoil but I bet y'all are either trannies or under 18, I've only ever seen troons or children be this autistic about something.

No. 21243

I'm not here to argue, because your comment is simply wrong, but I saw many anons wanting it on /ot/ and even on this thread, so keep being upset about a silly 300x100 picture on the internet kek

No. 21244

>when in doubt
>and you have no arguments left
>just call people trannies or underaged
>you'll always win!

No. 21245

I'm literally not one to throw tranny and underaged around as an insult, but I genuinely do believe some of them are trannies or underaged. I spent… a LOT of time in the TRA community because it was "the right thing to do" back in the day on tumblr and I've only ever seen underaged people or trannies/ftm obsessing over one thing. I mean, who do you think started onceler? pregnant sans? "babaduk is lgbt"? It's annoying and almost always males or literal children

No. 21246

"many anons" okay lol

No. 21247

Schizo-chan, I think you need to take your pills, I hate trannies as much as any other sane person, but autismo farm has nothing to do with those biological mistakes.

No. 21248

That anon is right though. If you saw when that pic was posted and how it came to be, you would have saw that a lot of farmers did like it. I'm pretty sure it was in a previous dumbass shit thread.
>I've only ever seen underaged people or trannies/ftm obsessing over one thing
The Borzoi/Driver/Komaeda stuff is just a running joke on /ot/.

No. 21249

My problem is that it's not just a running joke on /ot/. Many anons have consistently mentioned that it's damn near avatarfagging, not to mention, they were spammed in multiple places on the site not just /ot/, especially in /meta/. And when an anon said "I'd love to see Adam Driver holding a puppy" to the zookeeper dag, he happily obliged and posted a pic almost 5 min later. And that's why I think they're not actually women.

No. 21263

How can you assume that people that enjoy this silly banner are autisic about one thing only? On an imageboard nonetheless. As always, when in doubt pull out the scrote/tranny/underage boogeyman

No. 21267

Its not just that either. I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something. It was against the rules and they kept pushing. Fucking scores never stop doing that.

No. 21268

Its not just that either. I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something. It was against the rules and they kept pushing. Fucking scores never stop doing that.

No. 21270

Why u so mad

No. 21273

People like the banner, people like borzoi and adam driver and komaeda, let it go. Seriously, move on. Stop being a party pooper. And you're the one who sounds like a scrote tranny, not them. You're obsesive on the fact that women here are having fun and you need to come here and shit on it. Your level of obsession on this silly thing is autistic.

No. 21274

>they were spammed in multiple places on the site not just /ot/, especially in /meta/.
because it is a running joke, that's how running jokes work
Like, if a scrote had to pick a meme to bother us, do you think he would pick a doggy, a male celeb that is popular between women right now, and an anime character popular between yaoi fans? Come on. Can't you think for a sec? You're paranoid out of nothing, take your pills.
>And when an anon said "I'd love to see Adam Driver holding a puppy" to the zookeeper dag, he happily obliged and posted a pic almost 5 min later.
Well and how do you know it was the OG troll and not one of us nonnies replying? and if it was him so what? Thank god he didn't post more animal porn you know. No I'm not defending him but seriously, why are you so pressed over a picture of someone's crush with a puppy? Why does it make you so mad? Are you okay, actually? Are you in a safe enviorment? Are you hurting? Do you need help? You concern me friend.
>I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something
Well here's the thing, there's more than 800 posts on that thread right now. Clearly Adam Driver is attractive and succesful to many people right now, even if you yourself don't think so, a lot of women like him. He has a big fanbase just like Robert Pattison had in its day. This is a female board, we like gushing about our celeb crushes. Look at tumblr, look at magazines, just interact with women irl and you'll see this is normal. Maybe you aren't actually a woman and you don't know this though.
>Fucking scores never stop doing that.
First of all
Dude, if scrotes come here to push something, it's CP, gore, zoophilia, and vtuber shit. Look at how much they yell and scream like toddlers because they want their vtuber shit thread back. They aren't going to make a thread about an attractive bloke, it offends their feefees and they're incels into anime girls either way. If you don't understand the komaeda/borzoi running joke, fine, but stop being autistic about it. Women also have a silly sense of humor, you know? Not everything you might not like or understand is a tranny, scrote, or whatever buzzword you might call it. It's like you know you're male and you need to use those buzzwords to blend in and ruin the fun. The adam driver situation is debunked btw, it's in their thread and it's been discussed on /ot/, you're just being suspicious because women have to fit on your very small squared narrow standar of posting whatever the hell you have in your noggin. Seriously, your schizo rants about how these people are male are paranoid cowish delusions.

No. 21275

File: 1617327223257.png (57.73 KB, 228x221, 77e.png)

gorl are you okay?

No. 21277

she right tho

No. 21280

Idk it's kind of played out. I vote not retarded enough.

No. 21299

File: 1617391894134.jpg (33.08 KB, 500x350, poktm.jpg)

>I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something.
Pic related
>It was against the rules and they kept pushing.
Nobody was pushing for it because there wasn't a need to push. Mods literally told me (in a ban for driversperging kek) to make our containment thread so that driverfags can have fun in peace without annoying /ot/ anons. And if it was against the rules, then why is the thread allowed months later? Scratch that, where in the CURRENT rules it's written you cannot have a thread on /m/ about a popular actor and his body of work? The only reason why more threads like this do not pop up is that there is no interest (hell, a few days ago someone made a thread on an Eurovision band and I think it already died, but it wasn't locked for being against the rules). I hesitated a week or two before making the AD thread cause I wasn't sure that enough anons will post because of all the 'AD is a forced meme' sperging. Seeing AD continue being posted in /ot/ despite me stepping down made me realize that I am not the only one who cares (contrary to what spergs like you say). I have to say that the idea that scrotes would roleplay horny AD fangirls for months as a psyop on a niche imageboard is hilarious.
I don't know why people like you care and bring up AD in /ot/ even though supposedly all you wanted was to stop seeing him. Why do you still bitch even though we fucked off to our own thread?
Maybe driverfags should post photos of our hands like admin did kek. Though I bet even then the next conspiracy theory would be that the AD scrotes forced their sisters/girlfriends to help them stage the photos.

No. 21300

File: 1617393866962.jpeg (31.66 KB, 225x225, 7F061DD4-DDDF-4A8C-98B6-E708A8…)

angry tranny angry tranny angry tranny GRRRRR ANGRY

No. 21306

File: 1617402925706.jpg (85.68 KB, 1200x675, you.jpg)

No. 21312

Stop derailing jesus fucking christ

No. 21313

No actual woman ree's this much as you. You might screech "tranny" all you want but this makes you look retarded and like a scrote. The other anon was coherent and listed you a bunch of things of why you are in the wrong, but here you are acting like a screaming autistic toddler.
Like that anon said,
>Why does it make you so mad? Are you okay, actually? Are you in a safe enviorment? Are you hurting? Do you need help? You concern me friend.
>It's like you know you're male and you need to use those buzzwords to blend in and ruin the fun of everyone else.

No. 21315

Are you reffering to yourself? is that a picture of you? and you need to chant "angry tranny" as you cry because that's what you are?

No. 21316

You're the angry tranny retard trying to blend in, good job on recognizing it.

No. 21317

Please join the 41%

No. 21318

>when you have no arguments left
>and you know you're in the wrong
>and people know this and dunk on you
>just do some wojakposting
>and screech the word tranny like a braindamaged monkey
>that'll surely show them all!!

No. 21319

This thread was comfy and cute as hell and nobody ever complained about the shitty banners even but then you have to come here and shit on everything with your smelly smegma ridden dick and balls. Good job, you made lolcow a fucking worse place with your stupid "BUT LE SCAWWY ADAM DRIVER POSTERS HURT MY FEEFEES WAAAHHHH BAN THEM ALL WAAAHHH" you fucking insane schizo.
My heart goes to the driverposters, who are actually nice, sweet, smart, and keep their thread to themselves after actively fighting for the right to have it. They make lolcow a better, more lively place.

No. 21321

I agree.

No. 21324

I personally hate driver but love those bitches because they're doing what makes them happy

No. 21325

KEK are they also the ones posting the cp and gore?!? Omg it’s all connected! The Adam driver to CP pipeline is real! Maybe…maybe they’re actually all BORZOIS??????? You are astronomically retarded. Take your fucking risperidone

No. 21339

File: 1617451398864.jpg (103.32 KB, 736x676, 1611071660797.jpg)

Imagine thinking the silly fangirls who post pic related with heart emojis edited in are the same ones who post raped children and decapitated women… kek. Take your meds. There's no coorelation between the two. Liking and talking about male celebs is normal, go outside, talk to other women and see for yourself.

No. 21340

Do not want to derail further but I feel the need to say that checking this thread this morning and seeing everyone's responses to the angry tranny anon made me cry from laughter. Thank you for that! Also much love for nondriverfags supporting us from the sidelines, you are awesome girls!
also this

No. 21347

Now I want this banner more than ever just to piss that schizo anon off

also loved these

No. 21410

kek, holy shit.

I was the original person complaining about driverfags being troons, and I stepped away from the argument because it wasn't that serious after all (like I just stopped caring and don't like getting super heated at lolcow.farm) and someone posted this as "me".

It was not me and I feel framed but whatever.

No. 21411

File: 1617802149592.png (298.58 KB, 1024x576, 9486C6C9-9A40-451C-A920-B93C43…)

GRRRRR take these nonny

No. 21412

File: 1617803117201.jpg (291.02 KB, 1080x701, SmartSelect_20210407-094515_Ch…)

Thanks nonny, these things are hard to get OTC.

No. 21413

You better be the pills’ intended target, because those where hella strong antipsychotics and mood stabilisers and you’re in for a wild ride if you don’t have the brain chemistry.

No. 21414

I should clarify: by framed I mean just some other idiot came and posted that angry tranny reaction, I don't think I was ACTUALLY framed.

No. 21415

File: 1617804177100.jpeg (184.99 KB, 1024x681, DBF2ABFB-9F48-4420-8454-E2C6BA…)

Let’s get you in the van. Mind your head.

No. 21416

Please tell me I at least get to call my mother upon arrival.

No. 21417

Go be an attention whore somewhere else

No. 21418

Wah wah wah. Don't interact with me then since you hate it so much.

No. 21419

Stop being autistic in the banners thread.

No. 21423


No. 21449

Can someone turn the video in this post> >>>/snow/1174889
into a banner? At 00:13 the cow dumps a half gallon of milk all over himself while crossdressing.

No. 21495

sure, I'll do it today

No. 21555

File: 1618263915509.gif (1.56 MB, 300x100, lolcowy.gif)

hope you like it

No. 21556

nta but love it! BTW where are our new banners??? Only the one with anime girl milking a literal cow shows up every now and then. Was it the only one uploaded or what?

No. 21558

you can see what was added and when

No. 21576

May you be blessed with gallons of milk! I had no idea

No. 21584

oh my god i love it fucking kek i love you anon

No. 21588

File: 1618297204016.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, babyjill.gif)

requested on the jill thread

No. 21618

damn thats actually the first real quality banner posted for awhile

No. 21714

File: 1618563077265.gif (257.7 KB, 300x100, 1597996112648.gif)

Fixed it to include the lolcow part

No. 21715

All of these are of very good quality btw

No. 21746

File: 1618628940807.gif (2.06 MB, 300x100, lunabanner.gif)

If someone more competent wants to join me in hell and do a better execution of this, pls do.

No. 21747

it already had lolcow on it?

No. 21759

make the luna part faster and the rest more succint. good idea though

No. 21774

Just saw one of the cute new banners at the top of the screen, >>19848 (this one)
thank you admin for adding them!

No. 21896

File: 1619563277911.jpg (20.99 KB, 300x100, 1611830278994 (1).jpg)

Stupidly realised my banners were wrong dimensions so resubmitting correct ones

No. 21897

File: 1619563314158.jpg (8.33 KB, 300x100, 1565915543148 (1).jpg)

No. 21970

File: 1619755431188.gif (732.78 KB, 300x100, liarloribanner.gif)

hope this is okay

No. 21973

love it, hope the next admin adds it

No. 21978

Thank you anon! But I cant take all the credit. I found this on one of those spam/clickbait ads you get at the bottom of webpages and just had to turn it into a banner lol.

No. 21994

File: 1619924543324.gif (578.79 KB, 300x100, 1619893427332.gif)

No. 21995

File: 1619926703820.png (402.73 KB, 431x512, f92.png)

okay but thats really good

No. 22284

This is adorable anon!!!
I love it!

No. 22295

thank you nonas, I'm the anon who made this and posted it in the caps thread, I didn't post it here because honestly I was insecure that it was bad or cringe lol so thank you ily ♥

No. 22324

Bump. Got no banner, but I'm hiding the cp thread posted

No. 22339


Heh same (jk it's me samefag)

No. 22876

File: 1622086520142.gif (1.35 MB, 300x100, ezgif.com-gif-maker (2).gif)


No. 22877

Don’t give him any more attention. He’d probably get off to this.

No. 22878

Shut up it’s brilliant
Yes perfect, humiliate them.

No. 22879

You know they’re embarrassed af about their chimpout already, so no. Let’s have it.

No. 22896

Amazing anon.

No. 22910

I hate this
Call me sensitive but I don't want to see some males empty stare and words about how he wants to rape us all to death when I'm trying to read the cute animal thread

No. 22913

I don't find it funny, it's just giving him more attention, and he deserves no shit for having posted women's corpses. He deserves humiliation for sure but a banner for everyone to see is not the solution, if anything, in his sad little troon head it will come across as "oh I'm so legendary, my trolling was SO good that they made a banner out of it!" so no.

No. 22922

This, exactly.

No. 23198

File: 1622347812933.png (34.78 KB, 300x100, lolcowbanner.png)

I'm not the anon that created this image >>23187, I just turned it into a usable banner.

No. 23199

File: 1622347869140.png (34.81 KB, 300x100, lolcowbannerred.png)

added red for some flair

No. 23201

File: 1622348645077.png (33.22 KB, 300x100, lolcowbannerfull.png)

I felt bad for leaving out the full tranny leg, the hairy leg really sells it, so I went ahead and fixed it

No. 23209

Please make more

No. 23211

>I'm not the anon that created this image
Yeah right. This is so fucking obvious this is done by a scrote wanting to push the "look how annoying the terves are!!!!". Give it a break already, this is embarrassing.

No. 23215

??? You fucking tard. I literally linked to the person who originally made it in the complaints thread. I was saying I just edited them to be banners since someone asked for it. Fuck off with your dumb tinfoil.

No. 23217

Nta but isn't this satire? I don't see the problem…

No. 23219

Fair points, to be honest I didn't even take the individual troons reactions into consideration, my intention was to document the trans comumunity's behavior

No. 23227

it's making fun of people who defend trannies you dumb bitch

No. 23244

Someone clearly didnt understand the banner and needs to take a chill pill.

No. 23266

I don't like these. It is weird having banners that pander to trannies.
1.It's very low quality.
2.Trannies are autists, they don't understand sarcasm and satire.
3.It looks dehumanizing. Is degrading women funny now? Yes, even if it is satire. Why degrade women like this?
4.Let's not pretend there aren't trannies and tranny supporters in here already. They would see the banner as a free pass.
Overall, a very dumb mistake. Not everyone who solicits a banner should be granted one.

No. 23268

Well it's a great thing banners aren't decided based on your specific tastes.

No. 23274

It's also great that we have no tranny-pandering banners tho

No. 23277

So people can complain about the harmless komaeda and adam driver banners but once someone complains about the degrading tranny banner we're bad and mean? cool

No. 23292

The people that complained about driver and komaeda banners got shat on too, you victim-complexed retard.

No. 23316

Honestly why do you even want a tranny pandering banner at all? suspicious

No. 23328

as other users have mentioned, this is satire. It's making fun of the vehemently anti-gc women here that swear they hate TERFs and that "lol like nobody seriously hates trannies here it's just a handful of you"

No. 23404

Austistic troons don't understand satire anon, they will just see it as "haha see, we won, fuck cis women" or whatever

No. 23407

Well again
1. i didnt create the pic, just turned it into a banner to be nice
2. not holding admin gunpoint to use it.
I agree, trannies will probably not take it satirically but then again, I don't make banners with tranny behavior in mind or care how they'll take it tbh.

No. 23410

It's nice anon and I understand the intention but it's not that good either way, please don't take it personally

No. 23413

No worries, I'm not taking it personally. I just don't want to be accused as being a tranny, that's all

No. 23422

i don't like the ~anti gc~ spergs either and can appreciate the mspaint masterpiece, banking on the hope that lolcow survives the tranny reckoning, i don't want to see a banner like that demeaning our userbase, regardless of the subject

No. 23432

As the creator of the pic, holy shit I didn’t think I could make it any more obvious that it was satire. I’m honestly concerned that some of you are autistic enough to think it’s pro tranny.
Additionally, it was meant to depict admin specifically, cuz I posted it in the complaints thread in response to two of admin’s embarrassing ebil tervs posts. I didn’t intend for it to be a banner, it was just a shitty doodle I did for shits and giggles but some anons liked it and ran with it. Tbh I don’t care about it being a banner at all so can we all stop the useless sperging and infighting? Christ

No. 23476

For people making unappealing in-joke banners, remember banners are updated like once every two years. Who wants to look at these images >>23201 >>22876 for two years? Let's keep it cute.

No. 23663


>implying shims and scrotes won't still be chimping here in two years

nothing is eternal. nothing except tranny chimping

No. 23697

How come banners haven't been updated in so long? Seems like it happened at least once a year until 2019.

Anyhow, I vote for these:

No. 23700

They were updated like 2 months ago. Lolcow.farm/banners

No. 23793

you didn't even get the dimensions right, retard

No. 23821

She’s a retard but this is autistic too. No one knows who she is except the like 5 people who stalk the vocaloid thread and you didn’t even choose a funny picture of her

No. 24620

File: 1625237874713.png (169.29 KB, 720x335, Screenshot_20210702-105459_(1)…)

Isn't it way, way past time to take the Good Luck, Venaki banner out of rotation, considering everything that came to light about Venus' treating him like shit and using him for a visa just to be a pedobaiting lolita kinderwhore in Japan.

No. 24737

It’s nostalgic and kinda ironic. A part of lolcow history

No. 25230

File: 1627764628022.gif (3.17 MB, 300x100, banner.gif)

are banners still a thing

No. 25305

File: 1628102441399.png (4.24 KB, 450x120, banner.PNG)

i thought this could be turned into a funny banner idk

No. 25349

would love it

No. 25375

just saw this one and I'm wondering who it is? relatively new here, sorry

No. 25416

I think it’s abipop, but she’s not talked about much anymore.

No. 25496

File: 1628775624752.gif (1.22 MB, 300x100, 347D2A28-AA1A-4190-82F5-AB2A4E…)

making sheherstory

No. 25497

Kek anon

No. 25498

Good one.

No. 25618

mods pls upload this masterpiece

No. 25710

File: 1629567693001.png (74.18 KB, 300x100, lolcow.png)

In light of recent events

No. 25861

So cute!

No. 26285

File: 1630353011078.png (28.21 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)

No. 26455

File: 1631460342053.png (65.66 KB, 300x100, pencilneck.png)

In case anyone ever decides to update the banners, here's one from the pro-ana scumbags thread.

No. 26456

Apologies for the shit quality, I'm really bad with technology.

No. 26458

then why even bother

No. 26459

Idk. I just wanted a banner of him. I tried.

No. 26534

at least she's doing more than you are

No. 26535

you don’t know how many banners i’ve made though

No. 26713

Can I request an Elaine-banner from a nonny with some skills? I think she would love it.

No. 26965

File: 1632283045943.gif (395.62 KB, 300x100, Elaine.gif)

Bumping in honor of admin's yandere admirer

No. 26966

Kek this is amazing, anon.

No. 26967

E here, Yes, I do like it very much. May I suggest a terminal though, preferably Kali Linux, I don’t think Instagram messages cut it, mind adding in some codery things, thanks queens
(And no, I didn’t send that email. Admins data was just sent to so many people and other cows that anyone could have emailed in as I suggested people do so. Kek) the whole issue I had with admin was not even regarding my thread alone, but more the fact there’s content on people under the ages of 16, the youngest being 12. Farmers have stated she faked her age but without evidence of her real age, this site is potentially uploading content of minors which is why I had a problem with her. If you can’t verify someone’s age, don’t post them? Cute she thinks it’s just about my thread alone. You don’t see me screaming at Kiwi Farms, there’s a reason for that. I find most of my thread amusing but mainly wanted it off the internet because in the right hand cover photo I was 14 and you could see a small part of my bra. It just made me uncomfortable. As well as the fact people got my parents’ names wrong and were harassing unrelated family members. Also wasn’t too happy that they violated my ‘scam modelling agencies’ copyright laws and stole photos of me from the website.

No. 26968

Who is 12?

No. 26969

God, just report it already. ffs no one cares. stfu and do what you say you're going to do already.

No. 26970

File: 1632329586171.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, ana l beads.gif)

I have one that is more accurate

No. 26971

File: 1632330668223.gif (2.61 MB, 500x262, 09e.gif)

No. 26972

I don’t think you realise I was clearly taking the piss about that lol. Anal beads hype. It was funny to see Diane think I seriously couldn’t work out that Ana , L and Beads together make the things you stick up ur ass.

No. 26973

Sure Elaine, you were only pretending to be retarded.

No. 26974

Elaine you can just admit you're autistic and didn't understand, we already know.

No. 26975

If I was autistic as I presented to be I wouldn’t have found your dear leader two weeks after my thread went up. The copium I’m seeing right now. It’s almost as if you’re shocked that people don’t particularly like their details being illegally leaked on some angry 28 year old with BPD’s weirdo gossip board.

No. 26976


No. 26978

You present as autistic because you are autistic.

No. 26979

and yet you still don't have a last name, a photo, even proof the tumblr belongs to her? Where is this dox you keep speaking of?

No. 26981

> and yet you still don't have a last name, a photo, even proof the tumblr belongs to her? Where is this dox you keep speaking of?

You didn’t have full identity proof I was the same person in the Chinatown video that was shared around, you assumed it was me due to the fact someone mentioned my name in the comments section

Make it make sense.

The tumblr is literally called “Ness.txt” and you still believe there’s some random Ness out here posting about owning lolcow farm?

I’d like to also state, as stated previously, that a number of McGill students were also able to confirm.

I’ve spoken to Ines directly, she doesn’t deny the dox is hers, and avoids the question.

When Regina was called out previously, Ines was the first person to laugh at how incorrect it was. Where’s that energy now?

No. 26982

So where does the name Ines even come from?

No. 26983

You've presented no proof beyond 'trust me dude'.

No. 26984

elaine, please. we know its you because it is your face and voice in the chinatown video. its hilariously retarded that you even try to deny that its you

No. 26987

File: 1632336975039.png (4.43 KB, 223x117, kek.PNG)

How can you hear back from McGill if you didn't email them?

No. 26988

You don't even need to be a hacker to know Kali isn't a terminal. It's really sad and cringe that you keep trying to convince everybody you're someone you're obviously not.

No. 26989

Dirty deleted in under a minute lmao

No. 26990

> So where does the name Ines even come from?

It’s literally her birth name. For those asking, I asked very nicely at first for my thread to be deleted on the grounds it violated multiple rules of the site, such as people logging members of my family, saying I should be raped (farmhands couldn’t take responsibility and pinned all of these comments on me, as usual) as well as multiple people contacting me to harass me regarding my thread.

I stated why I thought it should be deleted and even offered her money for it, I offered her $3,000 which I’m legally allowed to do under the GDPR laws of my country.

Ines consistently outed me even though all I was doing was simply asking.

My thread was created by a guy called Connor who admitted to creating it. He did this around the time of the LJ drama because he wanted to make it seem as legit as possible. This sounds far fetched but it wasn’t a random farmer as everyone expected it was.

Connor has stalked me to my home before, harassed me constantly, and even sexually at one point. I reported him to the police who are investigating the issue.

Connor allegedly has done this to multiple other girls including a girlfriend who’s house he took after manipulating her out of fear to go back to Japan.

No. 26991

She can't keep her stories straight between threads, she obviously isn't a savant. Post another version Elaine, I love the little editorial choices you make

No. 26992

> >>26986
>How can you hear back from McGill if you didn't email them?

I did email them but not that.

No. 26993

nice save, kek

No. 26994

Then why panic and delete the post less than a minute after being called out on it?

No. 26995

> >>26986
> You don't even need to be a hacker to know Kali isn't a terminal. It's really sad and cringe that you keep trying to convince everybody you're someone you're obviously not.

Are you stupid or do you just not bother researching anything? A terminal is present on all operating systems including Kali Linux. Kali is an OS. I just like the way the terminal looks on Kali in particular.

No. 26996

This bitch is insane.
>I tried to offer a bribe to takedown my thread
>admin refused so I spam gore and threaten to doxx randoms on discord
It's what she deserves

No. 26997

> >>26986
> Then why panic and delete the post less than a minute after being called out on it?

I didn’t delete anything nor do I know how this website even works. Couldn’t even report the content in my thread because god knows how you do it.

No. 26998

Sure Elaine, it's all Conner. Did Conner spam your thread with gore too? Pretty sure that was you.

No. 26999

>retard still doesn't know what terminals are
>thinks Kali is a operating system
>doesn't know which terminal kali uses
So why haven't you hacked us with your powers again?

No. 27000

>I didn’t delete anything nor do I know how this website even works.


No. 27001

> This bitch is insane.
>I tried to offer a bribe to takedown my thread
>admin refused so I spam gore and threaten to doxx randoms on discord
It's what she deserves

I have never spammed gore on this site. Doxxing isn’t illegal and I never made a threat. If people have their personal data available, that is completely their issue, as I had to learn.(elaine spammed gore)

No. 27002

Can hack but doesn't know how an image board works. Right.

No. 27003

Mental illness anon, I wonder what her parents think after finding her thread.

No. 27004

> Can hack but doesn't know how an image board works. Right.

This doesn’t even deserve the title of an image board. Imagine programming a search bar into the bottom of a site. Yikes.

No. 27005

So you clearly made the thread about Connor in revenge, does that mean you'll be suing each other soon?

No. 27006

File: 1632337580646.png (3.72 KB, 643x61, thisu.PNG)

No. 27007

> Mental illness anon, I wonder what her parents think after finding her thread.

My parents didn’t know and still don’t as for such l33t doxxer ‘trolls’ no one seems to know how to actually search through election records.

No. 27008

Doxxing for malicious intent in conjunction with other crimes is illegal, your doxxing as blackmail to get your thread down. Do you not know about UK privacy laws Elaine. You breaking laws to prove they broke laws isnt a defense.

No. 27009

protip: if you want to convince people you're not the same person across 234 accounts, try not bringing up the same nonsensical petty complaint with every separate identity. we get it, you don't know how to ctrl F or do a decent search query

No. 27010

> So you clearly made the thread about Connor in revenge, does that mean you'll be suing each other soon?

I didn’t, a friend did.

All farmhands accusing me of spamming gore should provide concrete evidence. If they have cookies, they’ll be able to bypass my VPN & proxy chain and actually locate my home address / school which are the two places I post from.

No evidence = defamation.
Considering I know who owns this site I’d say the site is walking on the tightrope of legality due to the lack of Section230 in Canada, and the abundance of cyber bullying & data protection laws.

No. 27011

File: 1632337786234.jpg (208.71 KB, 1080x862, IMG_20210922_140917.jpg)

Definitely not you Elaine. Definitely not. Why do you hate Chinatown again?

No. 27012

> Doxxing for malicious intent in conjunction with other crimes is illegal, your doxxing as blackmail to get your thread down. Do you not know about UK privacy laws Elaine. You breaking laws to prove they broke laws isnt a defense.

My dox wasn’t for malicious intent. It was so I could actually be entitled to the same rights as everyone else legally. You can’t sue a site without the owner’s information. It wasn’t doxxing as admin also revealed all this herself in multiple chat logs including IRC.

No blackmail was involved, but it’s cute to watch the gaslighting tactics.

No. 27013

You still haven't provided any proof. Drop the logs.

No. 27014

> You still haven't provided any proof. Drop the logs.

Dropping the logs would involve outing others involved. I now abstain from collateral damage.

I’d be happy to provide full legal transparency.

No. 27015

> protip: if you want to convince people you're not the same person across 234 accounts, try not bringing up the same nonsensical petty complaint with every separate identity. we get it, you don't know how to ctrl F or do a decent search query

Or…. Better yet…. Something so new no one has thought of… the moderators could actually make the search bar more accessible! Also CTRL F doesn’t work on mobiles.

No. 27016

So you're being a mega hacker from your mobile phone?

No. 27017

It becomes malicious intent the moment you dropped it in multiple threads. If you had used the dox the file paperwork only it wouldn't be an issue. Also learn what gaslighting means.

No. 27018

your phone browser still has a search feature you absolute hackerqueen

No. 27019

Super hacker can't use the find in page function on her mobile.

No. 27020

> >retard still doesn't know what terminals are
>thinks Kali is a operating system
>doesn't know which terminal kali uses
So why haven't you hacked us with your powers again?

So stupid not even addressing kek. Linux is an OS.
The fact I even had to say this when its literally on Wikipedia…

No. 27021

> your phone browser still has a search feature you absolute hackerqueen

It does, it’s just at the very bottom of the page and I can’t be bothered :P

No. 27022

So your a lazy autist.

No. 27023

> It becomes malicious intent the moment you dropped it in multiple threads. If you had used the dox the file paperwork only it wouldn't be an issue. Also learn what gaslighting means.

If police / courts were to prove I sent the doxxes, they would need to subpoena the site. You fail to realise I told multiple people who she was. Telling people things isn’t illegal. Can’t help it if they drop it in multiple threads, I don’t control the internet, nor should I censor what I know. If you’re going to upload me on your site, you’d be stupid to think I wouldn’t look into who owns the site.

No. 27024

Linux isn't an operating system retard. How about you actually read the shit you post for once.
>can't greentext
>doesn't know what a terminal is
>doesn't know what GNU is
>doesn't know what a kernel is
>doesn't think laws apply to herself

No. 27025

Hey Elaine, are you still keeping tabs on Ana L. Beads?

No. 27026

> Linux isn't an operating system retard. How about you actually read the shit you post for once.
>can't greentext
>doesn't know what a terminal is
>doesn't know what GNU is
>doesn't know what a kernel is
>doesn't think laws apply to herself

I sent you a Wikipedia page to educate you and you’re still claiming I’m wrong. Why don’t you go claim Linux isn’t an OS to Wikipedia then. If you know best, do it!

GNU refers to the kernel.
>literally green texting
Laws definitely apply to me and I’d be happy to take full responsibility for anything that can be proven with substantial evidence! Until then, adios

No. 27027

Aww taking your ball and going back to twitter to help Laur since her troll account got nuked along with her main? Might be a good idea to tell her threatening minors isnt a good look.

No. 27028

For those asking why I haven’t hacked the site, I’m not committing a federal crime because of a 28 year old who idealises suicide on Tumblr.

No. 27029

Why not? A good hacker leaves no trace, are you saying you aren't good enough?

No. 27030

can you at least respond in the right thread?

No. 27031

A real hacker wouldn't get caught Elaine. If you're so passionate about exposing the farms you'd do it and use the arrest as a platform.

No. 27032

> A real hacker wouldn't get caught Elaine. If you're so passionate about exposing the farms you'd do it and use the arrest as a platform.

Stop referring to exposing the farms as a plural. I have no intention of going after KWF.
>thinks you need to hack somewhere to expose it

No. 27033

Pro-tip. Real people in infosec don't make twitter accounts to repost gifs of some man in the anonymoose mask. They actually read, think, and speak much less than you. Much, much less. They don't brag about their skills with so much confidence they expose themselves the way you do.

No. 27034

> Pro-tip. Real people in infosec don't make twitter accounts to repost gifs of some man in the anonymoose mask. They actually read, think, and speak much less than you. Much, much less. They don't brag about their skills with so much confidence they expose themselves the way you do.

Pro tip. I don’t care. I know my worth. Thanks though.

No. 27035

File: 1632339789789.jpeg (152.04 KB, 1284x1261, 63F37E09-DC9A-4605-986B-9E6CDD…)

Ok Ines.

No. 27036

Nothing is stll worthless Elaine. You're nothing but an autistic child playing in its own shit claiming superiority.

No. 27037

> Nothing is stll worthless Elaine. You're nothing but an autistic child playing in its own shit claiming superiority.

Strong incel vibes from this nonnie.

No. 27038

File: 1632340049421.jpeg (328.76 KB, 1284x2470, 01439CA6-D5C6-40CD-8283-F85FDC…)

No. 27039

File: 1632340071875.jpeg (344.23 KB, 1284x2521, 665A422A-ABAE-4DD4-9FF0-C0DF25…)

No. 27040

>I know my worth.
feminist hacker icon

No. 27041

File: 1632340179570.jpeg (416.36 KB, 1284x2341, 292B5598-3279-402C-909E-FD96FE…)

No. 27042

Cool hacking tip: if you click inspect element on a website you can directly start hacking the code

No. 27043

> Cool hacking tip: if you click inspect element on a website you can directly start hacking the code

I think she was proving the tracker.(Elaine)

No. 27044

i wonder who could be behind this post

No. 27045

>website uses google analytics
absolutely shocking.

No. 27046

>website uses google analytics
absolutely shocking.

idiot. The tracker was proven by Google Analytics.

No. 27051

Hi Elaine. I’m embarrassed to admit this because the OP was trash but I made your thread. My name isn’t Connor and I’ve never met you. Bullshit some more.

No. 27052

the green glow behind her is an excellent touch, very >target locked

No. 27061

File: 1632457762077.png (78.79 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)

i love u lolcow

No. 27063

Farmer-chan should be in this pic instead

No. 27065

Nta but yeah. Sadly, Yotsuba is considered a 44chins mascot.

No. 27066

I can fix it, sorry anons. I just think she is super cute and I love the Yotsuba cow ones we have. Any farmer-tan images you'd like me to use? I think the one of her holding the tools is a little over used. I want to keep the idea of her offering milk.

No. 27071

don't apologize, those anons just suck. so what if 4chan uses yotsuba? we have banners with yotsuba already in them, what's one more to the pile?

No. 27074

why do they suck? They were just pointing it out and correctly too. It's weird to use a 4chan mascot for lolcow because even though it's still an image board, they're two completely different sites.

>we have banners with yotsuba already in them

I've been using this site for a really long time, there's not a single banner in use that I recall seeing with yotsuba in it… what are ya talking about?

No. 27080

nta it's the 'lets all clap for the cow' one, idk how you missed yotsuba in it

No. 27082

you dunno how i missed 1/3 of a girl's head with a generic anime hairstyle?

No. 27087

It has Yotsuba artstyle, it's not that generic

No. 27088

The number of mangas with that type of art style, are you serious right now?
Anyways… it's one with 1/3 of the "iconic mascot"'s head. That's how I missed it. You don't even see the classic 4chan hair style and it doesn't even say her name. I rest my case

No. 27093

Then explain how did I know it's Yotsuba even though it's unrecognizable. No, I didn't read the manga or watch the anime. That's on you

No. 27095

File: 1632719859540.gif (1.68 MB, 178x240, whatever_2.gif)

LOL okay anon.
>explain how I knew this one character that apparently has an "iconic manga art style" ( which btw that I've never read the manga but apparently I know what it is enough to say "It has Yotsuba artstyle" despite there being plenty of other manga with that art style) and knew enough to go back and find it somehow
bitch i dunno??? How did you know it was her? Maybe take a look at your own history with knowing yotsuba (despite "never reading the manga") and you'll figure out why some users wouldn't know who tf that is (you said it yourself, it's unrecognizable so why would someone who doesn't even know yotsuba know who it was without the iconic green hairstyle??)

I'm pretty sure you just have more knowledge of yotsuba than me, and that's fine. I couldn't really care less about that ONE banner with her in it where she's NOT recognizable. And THAT was my whole point, but I'll reiterate for you since you got a gummy brain apparently: My point was that it's weird to use another imageboard's mascot on this one, when we already have a mascot and are not actually affiliated with that imageboard (actually it would make more sense to have a KF related avatar as a banner anyway). It's one thing if it's "unrecognizable". It's another if it's fully recognizable, which it was in the more recent attempt at a yotsuba banner. If you can't understand that, there's no hope for retards like you.

You can let this go now, because I'm done.

No. 27119

Lmfao just take the L

No. 27123

jfc no one cares

No. 27134

File: 1632883477991.jpg (13.23 KB, 300x100, gtfo.jpg)

No. 27156

tl;dr I don't into imageboards and am not weeb enough to know what yotsuba is REEEEE

No. 27271

love it!

No. 27359


Admin could you please add these before you go? they are great

No. 27360

the new admin will know how to add banners

No. 27362

nta but I doubt that'll be their first priority, smartass

No. 27368

File: 1633939575122.gif (261.83 KB, 300x120, nursebanner.gif)

Made this one

Please admin add these banners before you go

No. 27369

File: 1633939601548.gif (226.37 KB, 300x120, nursebanner2.gif)

also a slower version

No. 27370

Love these, anon!

No. 27376

this is so cute omfg

No. 27383

cool idea but dimensions are wrong

No. 27386

File: 1634001684787.gif (3.32 MB, 300x100, dojamilking300x100.gif)

No. 27388

File: 1634019182922.gif (202.86 KB, 300x100, 1633939601548.gif)

Here, I resized it!

No. 27527

File: 1634100213644.png (44.01 KB, 300x100, bitch you aint kawaii.png)

please add admin-sama

No. 27528

File: 1634100259020.gif (16.33 KB, 300x100, cutecow.gif)

I hope you girls like this one!

No. 27535

This is cute, and you made me realize she would be a good fit for the "characters that would be farmers" thread too

No. 27567

This is so cute anon!

No. 27570

Give this nonna a fit catboy maid

No. 27777

File: 1635273995577.jpg (33.81 KB, 300x100, kikomibanner.jpg)

I made this Kikomi-chan banner a long time ago but forgot to post it.

No. 27778

I love this

No. 27783

File: 1635304238059.png (61.81 KB, 300x100, 1635273995577.png)

amazing anon! (sorry I added this to be able to differentiate it from the background, hope it's ok!)

No. 27785

I love you, nonny!

No. 27813

File: 1635394553745.gif (1.33 MB, 300x100, 1.gif)

Please consider!!!

No. 27814

File: 1635395358885.gif (723.64 KB, 300x100, 2.gif)

We need more board-tan

No. 27815

File: 1635395829094.png (30.62 KB, 300x100, 3.png)

pls admin

No. 27816

File: 1635396066014.png (62.65 KB, 300x100, 4.png)

The border looks wonky, I think it looks better without it! Also just fixed the "lolcow.farm" text so it's easier to read. Hoping you all like it.

No. 27820

File: 1635396965618.gif (177.41 KB, 300x100, 5.gif)

No. 27822

File: 1635400061859.png (58.48 KB, 300x100, 6.png)

No. 27823

File: 1635400318847.png (73.32 KB, 300x100, vefv.png)

please add admin

No. 27834

File: 1635478218134.gif (513.89 KB, 275x92, efvefgvefgvb.gif)

posting these two so admin can see and add

No. 27835

File: 1635478271450.gif (619.31 KB, 275x92, 1619755431188.gif)

No. 27855

File: 1635546435736.png (75.48 KB, 300x100, husbandos.png)

one last banner for the husbandofans on /m/!!!!! I hope you like it!

No. 27859

kek this is beautiful

No. 28045

Idk if banners will ever be updated again but just know your art is appreciated anons!

No. 28046

I love this one

No. 28110

File: 1636754589080.jpg (88.51 KB, 640x480, w.jpg)

Sorry, not a banner cuz i have zero editing skills but i thought this could be good material

No. 28138

File: 1636940537546.png (74.36 KB, 300x100, bannerrrrr.png)

did it for you babe

No. 28148

File: 1637091090048.png (60.9 KB, 300x100, dumphim.png)

for every vent thread anon ever

No. 28149

omg thank you so much nonnie<3

No. 28150

I hope you liked it! did my best!

No. 28151

File: 1637092124914.gif (4.14 MB, 300x100, serenity-sam.gif)

Requested on Pixielocks' thread, her funny and unhinged yet oddly wholesome aunt Serenity Sam.

No. 28152

It's so perfect

No. 28153

File: 1637093038724.png (72.4 KB, 300x100, retard diagnosis pixielocks.pn…)

Made one of the DID cake as well, I think it should be added because it is part of the cow's history

No. 28154

i don't follow her thread but these are amazing. like top-tier shit they're great

No. 28156

Who is she??? I never followed the pixielocks snoozefest (came too late to the party for it to be interesting), but I'm super curious about this lady. Please point me in the right direction, I'm in love. She's so dynamic! I can't take my eyes off her!

No. 28157

Start here anon:

No. 28179

are you legitimately retarded

No. 28181

Lmfao holy fuck. God I hope this becomes a proper banner.

No. 28182

If it's pixielocks I had no idea since I haven't seen enough of her to recognize her in glasses covering most of her face, wig and clothes that aren't rainbow. Thought it's some calf of hers that has an Abby Brown tier cult

No. 28207

I love this one but it would look better with "lolcow.farm" positioned vertically like >>28153

No. 28210

I think it's fine the way it is

No. 28215

File: 1637350604460.png (68.87 KB, 300x100, baka.png)

No. 28404

I'm the creator of both of these and I would prefer if this one was chosen instead

No. 28405

Admin please replace this one:
No one likes it, it's like a weird fetish thing

Also consider removing this one
Can't believe we have a literal hentai manga on this thread

And if you really want to replace them please do it with this one (same concept, less disgusting)

No. 28406

Personally I hate this PT one cause it's weirdly sexual and gross, don't we have a new PT banner to upload? There are so many others anyway

Cannot find a link ATM as I'm in a hurry, but the porkchoap one has to go. I would also delete the Shayna thriving one. It's literally taken from her porn.
I saw some unuploaded gems, not saying they should be in rotation but I wanted to comment on them:
Fucking kek
OMG this one is fucking ironic knowing that shoe Stan used to be an admin. Or was it known that a scrote was behind it?

No. 28407

meant to tag the moomoo one as a porny that I do not want to see, phoneposting sucks

No. 28417

I really want these

love these too

No. 28421

You type like a newfag.

No. 28426

> I would also delete the Shayna thriving one.
oh fuck off

No. 28427

>I would also delete the Shayna thriving one. It's literally taken from her porn.
They all are.

Holy shit this is hilarious KEK

No. 28433

The Shayna thriving one should stay because it isn't as explicit as the hentai banners or the little pork chop one
Admin said she would remove some banners on request, get on with the times bitch

No. 28434

The other poster isn't me, the line break happened cause my phone is a mess (as I mentioned). Fuck off
Yeah but it's disgusting and clearly sexual. But I'm not a shaynafag so I don't enjoy retard lite doing orgasm faces. If other anons want it to stay, than so be it. I have nothing to say on that matter. That was only my suggestion in regads to removing porny banners

No. 28438

>Yeah but it's disgusting and clearly sexual.
it's funny, you pearl-clutcher

No. 28439

Admin pls add this is so good

No. 28440

It's disgusting and makes lolcow look like a sketchy camgirl site. Enjoy though

No. 28441

what the fuck are you even talking about?

No. 28442

Soooo do you just not pay attention to Thread pics? I….I’m sorry what?

No. 28443

You're right and you should say it

No. 28445

but what about >>28442

No. 28446


the thriving one is iconic and admin is a literal shayfag so its for sure staying.

porkchop needs to get the fuck out though. comparing the two is ridiculous, one is legit a close up of some forgotten girls pussy and the thriving one is just shays face you cant see anything sexual so who gives a shit.

No. 28451

I hide Shay threads and sometimes thread pics if they are especially vile (the putting the cow down one comes to mind). Used to browse her threads during the fupapa saga but lost interest in her drama and the last thing I need to see is her gross porn. I will probably block Shayna banners if possible without blocking all of them (though IDK if it's possible on mobile).
I'm not arguing that the porkchop one isn't worse, but retard making orgasm faces isn't sexual? Really? Show it to a random person and they will know it's a porn clip. Fits more some 4chan hellhole, but you do you. Point taken on shaynafag admin treasuring that putrid memento.

No. 28452

you're so sensitive for no reason

No. 28461

boomer ad hominem

No. 28507

File: 1638247725403.png (65.32 KB, 300x100, Sin título.png)

No. 28508

this one carries the energy of the cow and I like it

No. 28519

kek love it

No. 28533

yeah i beg you lmfao

No. 28536

File: 1638560357984.jpg (54.29 KB, 300x100, queen.jpg)

No. 28537

aw this is so cute
never really visit her thread bc I felt sorry for her from what I saw

No. 28538

File: 1638567947677.gif (1.34 MB, 300x100, 1638540427099.gif)

No. 28539

File: 1638568423312.png (77.3 KB, 300x100, 1638560357984.png)

you forgot the name of the website

No. 28540


No. 28542

shes so cute

No. 28543

File: 1638569845472.gif (111.74 KB, 300x100, bannnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.gif)


No. 28544

File: 1638581455129.gif (1.75 MB, 300x100, 163857602369355614 111.gif)

Imagine being a newfag and demanding good banners be removed. Who gives a fuck where they come from, They're funny. Clutch your pearls any harder and you'll choke.

Anyway here's a Jillian banner. I've already made two of the current Jillian banners, she really is the cow that keeps on giving.

No. 28547

Admin literally said she would remove some banners upon request at the townhall, get in with the times.

No. 28549

Imagine wanting porny banners in a website where we make fun of pornsick males and pickmes

No. 28550

People have been occasionally complaining about the pornier/ugly banners for years

No. 28551

Making it look like a "newfag" thing is pretty retarded, autistic, and it kinda proves you don't lurk enough to see that a lot of people approve of taking off at least the "daddy's little porkshop" banner

No. 28553

Ayrt, the porkchop one is weird, I'll concede. It's the only one that you actually have to hide your phone or refresh your browser so no one sees. I have no idea which cow it is. The other ones like the manga ones aren't overtly sexual, I stand by that. Be more easy going. I literally have been on this site since the first admin, you guys should lurk more and try harder to learn the culture here. Is this the first image board you've been on? Genuine question.

No. 28556

>Is this the first image board you've been on? Genuine question.
I've been to enough imageboards to know this question isn't genuine and porn banners make scrotes feel too comfortable on this website.
I'm not a newfag either btw.

No. 28557

>you guys should lurk more and try harder to learn the culture here.
Fuck off. Lolcow used to be much more okay with porn and other libfem nonsense (for lack of better word). Why should we have porny banners if the culture has shifted to being anti-porn? Who cares how long you've been here if you don't notice how lolcow has changed over the years. Been here for 6 years, how long am I supposed to lurk to notice the support for porny shit? LMFAO
Also why the fuck are you sperging over the issue when everyone has moved on at least 10 days ago? Seems like you truly aren't lurking enough. Nobody is taking away your ugly Shayna banner, chill.

No. 28558

Exactly, the culture has shifted into antiporn. The banners might had been funny once but we used to have plenty of scrotes lurking before, even some that outright said they were males. Generally lolcow doesn't support libfemmy porn ideas anymore so why not take them out?

No. 28571

Never get rid of PT corndog, but if we're getting rid of the shitty banners the worst one is the girl straddling and rubbing on some guy.

No. 28579

It's Kiki in some underground movie. Just saying in case anyone else would be curious (not a kikifag).

No. 28583

why does barely anybody even know who some of the most notable cows in the banners are anymore…?

No. 28584

I completely agree. They're outdated. And scrotes shouldn't get the idea that the site is for them.
And if someone wonders I've been on imageboards since the 00s. Growing up like that means a lot of us feel very done with porn scrotery and don't want to see that shit anymore.

No. 28585

Imagine if someone uploaded full hentai oneshot here now. I'm not even talking about a ban, farmers would tear that coomer apart

No. 28586

I thought there were no stupid questions, but you changed my mind.

No. 28650

File: 1639951621234.png (51.24 KB, 300x100, aggrebanner.png)

No. 28651


No. 28652

Good banner.

No. 28654

i love this one

No. 28681

I love these, very farmer-like

No. 28701

File: 1640137085701.gif (14.54 KB, 300x100, oh nonnie nonnie nonnie!.gif)

made a banner with this anon's gif >>>/ot/973097

No. 28703

it's really low quality anon

No. 28704

you're right, I'll try to fix it

No. 28710

File: 1640183065061.gif (14.67 KB, 300x100, 1111.gif)

here. sorry, graphic design is not my passion

No. 28738

File: 1640549358787.gif (2.73 MB, 300x100, ivyiufiiuiuiuf.gif)

spent too much time on something I doubt it will be added

No. 28739

File: 1640550170496.png (560.35 KB, 1500x1125, 1640377274022.png)


No. 28741

love these!

No. 28742

i beg admin to add this

No. 28743

File: 1640624304328.png (58.6 KB, 300x100, cyber.png)

No. 28744

There are so many good new banners now just waiting to be updated
I love these

No. 28745

Fist thing I thought when I saw aggretsuko was "Fenneko is a farmer"

No. 28791

File: 1641068468639.gif (927.07 KB, 300x100, 1641004992883.gif)

No. 28815

this looks more like something you'd see on cc. it's not cow related in any way

No. 28826

It's cute and she's laughing bat people

No. 28832

File: 1641367463068.png (58.63 KB, 300x100, elaine_gertrude_miller_lolcow_…)

No. 28862

File: 1641677876758.gif (48.77 KB, 300x100, lolcow.gif)

My humble contribution

very neat anon

No. 28865

I appreciate your work but absolutely not

No. 28873

Nah I don't like it, it makes it look like this is a place for men.

No. 29017

What’s the meaning of the ophelia banner

No. 29073

Mrs Puff was in a woman’s prison wasn’t she?

No. 29076

those are clearly male fish

No. 29079

File: 1644001833746.jpeg (153.6 KB, 514x239, 6A757B23-1451-4A18-B231-CABCCE…)

Why they got tiddies then? They’re just butch female fish. You can clearly see fish tits in the bg. This is butch lesbian erasure. How dare you.

No. 29089

didn't even think about the looks of the fish it was just for the joke


No. 29150

Instead of the gay fish, you should use couple iconic(and short) comment screenshots from nonnies.

No. 29212

File: 1644636312481.png (42.92 KB, 300x100, bannergoya.png)

I had to.

No. 29222

Amazing kek

No. 29233

Good stuff!

No. 29322

do you have any suggestions anon?

No. 30011

File: 1645560041450.png (64.77 KB, 300x100, feffefeeffew.png)

bunker fever banner

No. 30013

love it

No. 30014

No. 30018

File: 1645567316071.png (74.1 KB, 300x100, 1645560041450.png)

samefag fixed the text

No. 30041

I don't like them, I prefer other lolcow-tan banners already submitted. Just my opinion

No. 30046

I like it. Looks cute, touches on LC history, and will make newfags curious.

No. 30406

They're too stretched out, it's a no for me

No. 30439

File: 1646572193517.png (70.52 KB, 300x100, ouadhoahh.png)

No. 30448

Simple and to the point, I like it very much. I hope it gets added because it is honestly great and represents a cow farm very well.

No. 30452

Oooh, I like this one. Idk how to explain it but I do

No. 30459

absolutely delightful

No. 30680

I like this. These new banners could replace the porny ones pretty well

No. 30682

File: 1647507839082.jpg (82.3 KB, 750x561, lolcor.jpg)


I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me ADD MORE BANNERS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND ADD NEW BANNERS ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 30787

File: 1647957245892.png (47.59 KB, 300x100, banner.png)

That photo was just perfect banner material.

No. 30788

File: 1647957302801.png (44.49 KB, 300x100, banner 2.png)

Here's a second version since I can't decide which one is funniest.

No. 30790

File: 1647964488215.gif (1.25 MB, 300x100, Untitled-8.gif)

Pls don't mind that this video is already around three months old, I couldn't get it out of my head as a banner idea.

No. 30791

what an absolute gift!

No. 30798

This makes my head spin, and hurt…

No. 30799

Nooo, this will make me feel dizzy when I reload the page, good try though

No. 30891

kek oh my fucking god. beautiful nona

No. 31315

This is excellent

No. 31382

File: 1649086562951.jpg (406.68 KB, 1600x533, picsart.jpg)

I tried

No. 31386

File: 1649087902519.jpg (509.42 KB, 1600x533, Picsart_22-04-04_17-57-59-443.…)

No. 31546

File: 1649624979518.png (25.28 KB, 300x100, lcf_kiki_skunk.png)

little doodle

No. 31577


No. 32294

File: 1651858582017.png (52.33 KB, 300x100, 118.png)

No. 32432

I LOVE this

No. 32496

OMGGGG you used my graphic, I feel fucking seen

No. 32678

If you make more and post them here I will make more banners like it! I actually wanted to ask someone to make more because it's just fun to make banners even if they never get used.

No. 33043

File: 1652236807930.png (23.94 KB, 198x110, coollogo_com-215792421.png)

I made one too kek

No. 33065

File: 1652290304358.png (58.24 KB, 300x100, banner-pt-lj.png)

No. 33294

File: 1652422110811.png (70.84 KB, 300x100, lolcor.png)

No. 33296

KEK love it

No. 33298

Oh my God you fucking genius

No. 33299

I like this more than the other one

No. 33376

it's true

No. 33378

At least add this one and take down the dumb ones

No. 33399

Love it so much

No. 33435

I made both of them so if admin wants to chose only one, I would go for this one

No. 33437

File: 1652701161685.gif (87.25 KB, 300x100, 1652422110811.gif)

No. 33467

I love this so so much

No. 33477

please please please please pelase please PLE moderatos

No. 33479

No. 33533

Never ever lmao

No. 33550

One can only hope

No. 33718

File: 1653467385319.gif (646.85 KB, 300x100, RachelLeedsMinkin2.gif)

No. 33727

incredible banner anon, i really like it. i want them on the site asap. it fits perfect with the keekweek theme as well

No. 33748

Thank you! my first time making a banner so I'm glad people like it!

No. 33777

i LOVE this one!! looks cutesy like some of the original ones but in a way that isnt outdated/ugly now. its like lolcow revival or something. absolutely based.

No. 33848

File: 1654004649175.gif (781.05 KB, 300x100, cheese-burger.gif)

Banner I made a while ago for the Shayna thread and then forgot to upload to the banner thread.

No. 33849

Yes please, we need a lolcor husbando banner!

No. 33855

lmao this makes me super uncomfortable

No. 33856

simple yet so perfect
I love it !

No. 33857

Why is this not a banner yet?

No. 33858

File: 1654019110257.gif (275.4 KB, 300x100, femcels.gif)

had to be done

No. 33859

File: 1654019348648.png (36.94 KB, 300x100, kait1.png)

No. 33865

love this one kek, so simple yet effective
please moderatos add it

No. 33866

File: 1654022762891.png (48.97 KB, 300x100, wer34ttt.png)

No. 33867

File: 1654025796085.gif (69.37 KB, 300x100, mencommit.gif)

No. 33871


No. 33882

amazing work nonna ! i dont know if you're the same anon but i asked for someone to make a kaitlyn banner after the kaitlyn thread and i got a reply saying they would make one so if it's you i love you.

No. 33889

That was indeed me kek. It just took me some time to get to it

No. 33890

No. 33891

Based if admin adds

No. 33911

File: 1654151463485.gif (45.33 KB, 300x100, yamete.gif)

No. 33912

File: 1654151672560.png (104.34 KB, 300x100, yah.png)

No. 33914

File: 1654152342749.jpg (88.62 KB, 800x593, 800px-Caravaggio_Judith_Behead…)

ohh, I love this one, I wish we could all replace the weird porn banner with classical art of women being creepy/dangerous !

No. 33915

File: 1654152482603.png (93.47 KB, 300x100, 42335.png)

No. 33916

No. 33942

love. based.

No. 34016

File: 1654338580512.gif (32.25 KB, 300x100, 1654152482603.gif)

No. 34024

File: 1654353333391.jpg (38.48 KB, 300x100, Untitled-1.jpg)


No. 34026

File: 1654354127847.jpg (39.62 KB, 300x100, Untitled-3.jpg)

No. 34027

I mean, not creepy, just classical and pretty

No. 34029

I'm the anon that you answered and I would like to thank you nonnie! This is so cool, an I adore the medieval font!

No. 34038


No. 34051

File: 1654451295175.png (43.57 KB, 300x100, 95C4501E-3221-4BCC-A97F-53567F…)

Inspired by that nonna who kept making mcguirk tattoo edits, hope it’s not to autistic and ugly.

No. 34059

YES. i love this so much.

No. 34073

It's so awful I love it (meant in the best possible way)

No. 34080

File: 1654536922956.png (1.52 MB, 1848x1435, 1654536886002.png)


No. 34082

Yay thank you nonas

No. 34161

File: 1654644438445.png (45.45 KB, 300x100, 719ED29B-3E18-477C-8AF4-D7902C…)

very disappointed in the lack of Yotsuba banners, she loves milk and cows

No. 34163

File: 1654645024202.png (74.62 KB, 300x100, anachan_vs_deathfat.png)

No. 34164

File: 1654645073414.png (14.74 KB, 300x100, 3CC82C7E-96C2-4C95-B8BE-E2BE8C…)

I don’t know about this one but it’s such a perfect line.

No. 34165

File: 1654645224017.gif (125.53 KB, 300x100, 8F21FC33-6082-4B17-B94D-31E381…)

No. 34172

File: 1654657905716.png (51.41 KB, 300x100, anachan_vs_deathfat2.png)

alt version

No. 34187

I want to see them fight to the death

No. 34369

We're getting so many ugly ones now because admin doesn't upload the cool pretty ones kek

No. 34376

File: 1655098053371.png (49.3 KB, 300x100, Untitled-1.png)

No. 34398

kek, I love it

No. 34416

Based Tomie we need more banners of her

No. 34418

File: 1655198744372.png (34.29 KB, 300x100, tomie.png)

Not that these ever get added but made one too

No. 34419

File: 1655199876864.png (65.51 KB, 300x100, the milkmaid.png)

Painting is called "The Milkmaid" by Vermeer

No. 34420

File: 1655201616833.png (44.42 KB, 300x100, milk.png)

No. 34422

File: 1655202960868.png (67.11 KB, 300x100, gfs.png)

Ok last one I SWEAR

No. 34424

Oh HELL YEAH the font is good and I love Ms. 2X
>ugly ones
i hope you’re not talking about mine…sorry i just started making banners.

No. 34425

Well to be fair some ofthe old ones are horrendous too, like the cropped hentai ones lol

Also unpopular opinion but I hate the cow tit/ass pic banners too

No. 34428

File: 1655212676670.gif (172.62 KB, 300x100, ezgif-4-25e3fb2702.gif)

No. 34450

No. 34451

neva eva

No. 34452

Really really cute

No. 34483

No. 34484

Forgot this one too

No. 34501

File: 1655459168052.png (16.38 KB, 300x100, bannnnnnnnnnner.png)

No. 34507


No. 34617

File: 1655515452511.png (16.55 KB, 300x100, iuwgguiwiguwfgiuwfug.png)

fixed it juuust a little

No. 34719

File: 1655838735829.png (71.66 KB, 300x100, elaine cocaine lolcow.farm.png)

No. 35029

File: 1656184356832.gif (1.68 MB, 300x100, Untitled-1.gif)

A leg for your viewing pleasure.

No. 35074

Starting from 0:12 this video would be a great banner, especially if an anon could edit the site name on the bowl at the end.

No. 35100


No. 35118

We don’t want this cringe video as a banner, stfu. I know it’s hard not having an active thread to white knight her in but go outside.

No. 35139


No. 35140

No incel

No. 35151

It deserves to be a banner because it's cringe you dumb fuck.

No. 35160

File: 1656489982310.jpg (428.55 KB, 1600x512, l.jpg)

umbrella academy

No. 35283

Do you want to blend this a bit better? No offense but it looks choppy and clip out af.

No. 35296

Why does it matter no new banners are ever getting added?

No. 35309

No1curr male.

No. 35319

I like it, it doesn't matter since the banner size is so small, I don't think it was supposed to be a editing masterpiece. Plus >>35296

No. 35332

Begone retarded WK scrote

No. 35368

Idgaf about belle, I just think the idea is retarded and we need less porn adjacent banners.

No. 35369

It's badly done but I do agree that making banners is fun and everyone should try it for fun.

No. 35410


No. 35451

Go back to pull

No. 35663

Go back to reddit

No. 35664

Go back to reddit

No. 36140

File: 1658736637597.png (48.66 KB, 300x100, do it now.png)

No. 36141

File: 1658736675894.gif (96.5 KB, 300x100, neighbor-story-very-famous-gif…)

No. 36142

File: 1658737598678.png (67.55 KB, 300x100, dworkin.png)

No. 36143

File: 1658739309780.png (55.17 KB, 300x100, racoon.png)

No. 36144

File: 1658739351141.gif (1.01 MB, 300x100, 3913431143.gif)

and this will bye the last banner I'll submit. Bye everyone

No. 36186

Only if you mean kf should kill themselves.

No. 36187

Speak for yourself, I want balding scrotes to die.

No. 36422

how is this comment scrotal? wow this website really has decayed these past days

No. 36551

Scrotes like to suicide bait and cheer when people kill themselves.

No. 36573

It's the troon from the complaints thread getting triggered.

No. 36642

how tf do you idiots know that?

No. 36810

They can't idk why the jannies let them do that shit when it's against the rules and ruining the site.

No. 37006

I like cheering on men killing themselves though, and I like when nonnies do it too.

No. 37186

They don't they just guess based on posts they disagree with, they're calling everyone a scrote or tranny at this point. Watch they'll call me the tranny spammer just for saying this.

No. 40138

File: 1659556111794.png (65.89 KB, 300x100, yay.png)

No. 40232

File: 1659578625493.gif (989.26 KB, 300x100, uwu.gif)

No. 40234

I love these and it makes me sad that the banners will never get an update

No. 40248

Nah dude it's fucking funny

No. 40334

I love this one

No. 40783

No. 40786

No. 41932

File: 1660349382400.png (60.11 KB, 300x100, yes.png)

one more? please

No. 41956

File: 1660352556924.png (57.9 KB, 300x100, yes.png)

fixed it sorry!

No. 41960

yess this one for the /g/irlies

No. 42205

please admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 42214

these are all so based

No. 42490

kek lmao

No. 42519

I hope this one gets a chance

No. 42521

File: 1660587644085.png (75.2 KB, 300x100, yescute.png)

No. 42522

File: 1660587671500.png (46.3 KB, 300x100, lolcor crimes.png)

No. 42526

File: 1660593042169.png (50.75 KB, 300x100, autismo.png)

No. 42556

damn this one would be PERFECT for /2X/… when admin is gonna revive this board back

No. 42557

Neva eva

No. 42558

Most accurate depiction of average farmer/miner in history

No. 42658

File: 1660770320261.gif (367.16 KB, 300x100, 1660768366779.gif)

No. 42667

File: 1660792951190.png (70.86 KB, 300x100, elsieeee.png)

No. 42668

File: 1660792985242.png (76.16 KB, 300x100, cute cows.png)

No. 42873

File: 1660945169596.gif (3 MB, 113x200, 1660944501494.gif)

Could someone make a banner from this?

No. 42904

I love this please add!!!!!!!!!!

No. 42939

File: 1661006477894.gif (3.13 MB, 300x100, zoomies.gif)

As requested in Jill's thread. Hope the text is legible on your monitors, let me know if the pink background is too bright and I'll darken it.

No. 42944

Lmaooo love this
Please darken the pink background on the text more! Its hard to see, love it otherwise

No. 42945

Pls admin these are cutee

No. 43283

This is beautiful kek

No. 43307

File: 1661385684009.png (54.7 KB, 300x100, 331313111313.png)

No. 43308

File: 1661386150607.gif (589.22 KB, 300x100, 1654024544568.gif)

No. 43311

Awwwwwwwww cuteee

No. 43313

No. 43428

I can't believe this. I posted this picture, like, last year or so and nonnies are still goin' nuts over it. I'm very happy and pleased. every once in a while I still see anons reference it

No. 43481

I’ve always found it odd that we’ve been using the exact same banners for years in spite of some really funny and actually up to date ones being posted here

No. 43606

They were updated last year, you can see on the banner page. Apparently the new ones are already on the new site.

No. 43702

File: 1662125233439.png (507.13 KB, 1236x929, 1662126313859.png)

Saged because not a banner, but I want to put foward the Runescape strawberry cow as inspiration for anyone who is better at making banners than I. She's so cute

No. 43717

This would be really cute for a theme. We could have a strawberry milk theme with this cow somewhere on the page. or is that retarded

No. 43722

wait why did you delete it? it was cute!

No. 43723

File: 1662147495186.png (47.93 KB, 300x100, pink.png)

sorry, wanted to change the font

No. 43724

File: 1662147528464.png (71.8 KB, 300x100, cremia.png)

No. 43726

No. 43727

I submitted the strawberry milk cow and this is EXACTLY the kind of thing I was imagining. Nonnie, you're a star! This is amazing I absolutely adore it. I really hope they put this in the banner rotation it's so perfect

No. 43742

praying for these cow + elsie combos to get added, yes all of them if possible.

No. 43743

Thank you nonnie! I'm happy you liked it!

No. 44270

File: 1662568378133.gif (252.91 KB, 300x100, botf-banner.GIF)

No. 44271

this is so cute! amazing!

No. 44278

seconding this

No. 44327

I love this with all my heart

No. 44329

File: 1662606750212.png (14.03 KB, 300x100, emojicow.png)

No. 44330

this is so adorable. we need new banners badly.

No. 44376

Kek I love this
Only problem is emojis aren't permitted, but seriously wish this could be implemented for reals
super cute!!

No. 44377

File: 1662674515912.gif (100.76 KB, 300x100, mystery.gif)

consider as a replacement for the porny banner, thanks

No. 44378

File: 1662674542932.png (67.62 KB, 275x92, 1662596904548.png)

also this

No. 44379

File: 1662674789669.png (77.81 KB, 300x100, elsie ewgh.png)

A classic

No. 44380

File: 1662675491878.png (62.24 KB, 300x100, queen britbong.png)

someone posted this on /ot/, decided to make it into a banner

No. 44383

File: 1662677538158.png (67.51 KB, 300x100, creepshow.png)

surprised no one has made a banner about her

No. 44429

Why would they? She's nothing to this site, not even a decent cow.

No. 44430

Why would they? She's nothing to this site, not even a decent cow.

No. 44439

It's part of lolcow history though and one of the few cows whose post history has been revealed.

No. 44667

File: 1663056765779.jpeg (118.35 KB, 1332x503, 8BECF144-56E2-4EB2-B0B1-BCDD15…)

My humble submission.

No. 44669

holy shit this scared me kek, this gastly figure looks like a screamer

No. 44672

in the case that some banners are removed, i would just like to say i want "scarfin down rolos" and "i cant even taste the chocolate im crying so hard" to stay banners forever because they make me laugh every single time. also the "let us pray" kota one.

No. 44677

File: 1663077973714.jpeg (41.93 KB, 745x287, 8C1DE214-382C-4121-95B1-A44C9B…)

I tried making it smaller and cropping it.

No. 44696

jfc that's even more scary KEKKK

No. 44697

Don't worry those are legendary tier kek I love them so much too
I just love how many talented nonnas are around!

No. 44725

File: 1663127642656.png (59.78 KB, 300x100, witch.png)

doubt it will get added but posting it here regardless

No. 44732

seethe more tranny retard

No. 44737

I love this one

No. 44738

Samefag but I noticed she is doing that hand thing that a lot of people associate with the alt right so idk if it will ever see the light of day on the new site

No. 44739

File: 1663152810252.png (348.89 KB, 866x1300, image_2022-09-14_055455196.png)

I think she's doing the "yummy yummy chef cooking" sign, not the alt right one.

No. 44740

File: 1663153830070.png (59.13 KB, 300x100, 1663127642656.png)

here, she's holding her biology book now

No. 44744

I know but I know stupid people will think that and have the wrong idea of LC, even tho we are terfs anyway

No. 44747

kek yes more based witchy banners pls. did someone make one already with the levitating granny?

No. 44752

File: 1663176383368.jpg (41.8 KB, 300x100, witch-banner.jpg)

samefag i had to make one

No. 44767

FUCK YES!!!!!!!! Please admin…

No. 44768

File: 1663184350328.png (47.5 KB, 300x100, jkr.png)

another one I know won't be added but still made it nonetheless

please we need this

No. 44779

true queen

No. 44792

This one PLEASE

No. 44801

Summoning admin with all my might for this banner alone

No. 44824

File: 1663263023227.png (24.02 KB, 376x127, Screenshot 2022-09-15 at 11-29…)

Sorry for posting a current banner here, but I wanted to say this is a very funny nonnies. Coffin still has a meltdown if you bully him on twitter about flying an underage girl across international borders to have sex with her too

No. 44889

File: 1663330997538.gif (1.91 MB, 540x300, sailorsenshigifs.gif)

I feel like this would make a good banner.

No. 44890

Omg I love it. I would also fit perfect on cc

No. 44891

File: 1663339680384.png (54.74 KB, 300x100, lcfb.png)

Surprised no one's used this wonderful life art, I hope the remake gives us more to make new banners from kek

No. 44914

Remake will end too

No. 45001

I love this one! I hope admin ads it
meh, this looks more like a CC banner

No. 45002

File: 1663577950158.png (68.15 KB, 300x100, cow farms.png)

No. 45005

No. 45014

No fuck that gay porn comic. Why’d you want a perv moid-made banner.

No. 45015

it's a cute drawing if you ignore the source

No. 45043

No. 45169

File: 1663676159926.jpeg (13.64 KB, 300x100, 97B0A5DE-D0CC-41F3-BAC8-121025…)

this looks terrible and I made it late at night but I’ll post it anyway

No. 45171

This made me laugh I appreciate your effort

No. 45232

Lmao anon I like it

No. 45237

This is so charming I love it

No. 45281

File: 1663714687121.png (52.61 KB, 300x100, cow.png)

anon who made the suggestion above here, i made another suggestion.

No. 45283

kek love it the cow looks like she is wondering wtf is going on with the creature beside her

No. 45288

I like the other one way better tbh.

No. 45301


No. 45722

File: 1664245674091.png (70.65 KB, 300x100, saturday.png)

No. 45724

Kek i love it

No. 45727

Nonners I love this, a lot of nostalgia here

No. 45748

Oh this is absolutely adorable!

No. 46333

File: 1665337266242.png (69.32 KB, 300x100, lolcowbannerwithboardtan.png)

No. 46334

Damn that's cute.

No. 46337


No. 46338

Oh my god, so cute!

No. 46630

File: 1666041955862.gif (91.87 KB, 300x100, poputeam2.gif)

pleeeaseee admin!

No. 46652

Requesting for banners showcasing some of the art from the art boards! (Anyone who makes banners see this pls)