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Dumbass Shit Thread #128 Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 10:26:37 PM No. 1647704 [Reply]

It's the week of the dumbass moon and it's shining on all of us.

previous thread >>>/ot/1638980

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Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:52:34 AM No. 1654432

>>1654420
Did you think that anon is actually going to get some real organs or what

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:53:53 AM No. 1654434

>>1654406
Spinach
Bean sprouts
Mushrooms (technically a fungus but in cooking it's considered a vegetable)
Potato (regular or sweet)

Honorable mentions:
Bell pepper
Broccoli
Green onion
Kale

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:53:59 AM No. 1654435

>>1654432
>posting on a site made for criticizing people especially horrorcows like Soren
>ummm why isn't it ok when I act like that

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:54:39 AM No. 1654436

>>1654423
>Sounding like a reddit bot.
>throws around buzzwords in every post

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:55:44 AM No. 1654437

>>1654436
Name one buzzword I said bitch. You don't even know what words mean.

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Planning, Accountability and Productivity Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 07:44:05 PM No. 905546 [Reply]

Discuss your productivity tips, goals, and your planning system. Ask for help moving towards your goals. Link YT productivity and study channels that you like. Anything planning or productivity-related goes!

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Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 04:44:25 PM No. 1652784

>>1652089
I've never heard of it before but it does look like something that could be useful for me, yes. I'm gonna look into it, thanks!

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 05:13:43 PM No. 1652804

>>1652089
That planner is tiny isn't it? Don't you have trouble writing small enough in it?

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 08:20:57 PM No. 1652928

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>>1652804
Use whatever (extra) fine point pen and it's no problem. Muji has 0.38 pens. Personally, I like that it's compact so that I can carry it around. But if you want a larger one, there's also an Kinbor A5 avaible, I used one with this same layout but it's dated. Or just get the Hobonichi Cousin (of which Kinbor is a more affordable dupe).

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 10:09:06 PM No. 1653031

My mam gave me some year planners. Three. She hides her expectations so poorly! I have no plans so I've just been writing in the local bys and train time schedules in nice uniform block cursive (yes)
Female autism is God's small reward for the rest of ye dealing with men. True bliss.

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 10:10:26 PM No. 1653036

>>1653031
Samefag,
>bys
Bus

Additionally I have been pressing my flowers in them into the days I picked the flowers. Everyone should do that.

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Get if off your chest #5 Anonymous 03/31/23 (Fri) 09:35:14 PM No. 1538063 [Reply]

Last thread: >>>/ot/1495349

Screech into the oblivion. A place to say how you really feel without other people feeling entitled to give you shit for it.

>Don't respond to other people's rants. It's not about you, you vain bitch.
>Newfags please follow this rule and integrate. You will be reported if you insist on responding to other's posts. Previous threads had anons banned because of this.
>Don't forget to copy paste the OP onto the new thread.

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Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 02:36:57 AM No. 1649579

Thats fucking hilarious because you are EXTREMELY maladjusted and poorly socialized

Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 02:40:31 AM No. 1649581

Ewwwwwwwww

Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 02:42:23 AM No. 1649583

Isn't a matter of if but a matter of when.

Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 06:40:59 AM No. 1649859

Sooo much embittered, spiteful condescension. Look within.

Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 12:27:37 PM No. 1650036

>Mother is a bit of a hoarder and has no issues living in filth and washing things very rarely
>"Anooon it's because no one helps me!!! How can I do everything alooone"
>I ask her if she wants help several times, I attempt to clean some of her shit daily, she flips out at me every two seconds because "I'm not doing it right and I'm useless", doesn't even thank me
>"I'm sooo tired I can't clean all the time!!"
>My brother offers to help her like twice a year
>"OMG son you're so good!! You're a lifesaver, thank god you're here to help me! Everything's so much better with you here, you're so kind!"
Holy fucking shit I hate this so much. I help her all the time but all I hear is that I'm useless and I'm not doing things right. Every. Single. Time. She has something bad to say about how I clean things, despite the fact that she leaves her house in filth and dirt and there's dust fucking everywhere. Then my brother decides to clean something once a year and she treats him like a saint. I know she's a boymom and because he's her first son she prefers him but can't she see the work I do for her every day? The care I put into it so she wouldn't have an autistic meltdown over some thing being moved "wrong"? My brother will smear dust everywhere and drop things accidentally but he's always perfect to her. If I worked like him she would fucking beat my ass but everything's good if it's him.
I want to pretend it doesn't bother me but it does! I do so much for her but none of it gets recognised. It pisses me off that she's head over heels when she sees him but she's always disinterested in everything I have to say to her.

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Stupid Questions Thread #91 Anonymous 07/16/23 (Sun) 11:44:41 AM No. 1635105 [Reply]

Ask away
Previous thread: >>>/ot/1620174

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Anonymous 07/30/23 (Sun) 04:32:16 PM No. 1649160

>>1649153
25+

Anonymous 07/30/23 (Sun) 04:47:59 PM No. 1649170

>>1649153
I did it 19.

Anonymous 07/30/23 (Sun) 05:39:13 PM No. 1649197

Not a newfag but I want to post about hair removal in /g/ but the only threads I can find haven't been posted in in 3 years and it's not even titled properly. Should I make a new one? I'm shocked anons aren't talking about hair removal but maybe I'm just blind and dumb

Anonymous 07/30/23 (Sun) 05:42:44 PM No. 1649200

>>1649153
18-20

Anonymous 07/30/23 (Sun) 05:49:57 PM No. 1649206

new thread >>>/ot/1649202

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Celebricows 85 : Sponsored By Mattel Edition. Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat) 02:32:58 AM No. 1640174 [Reply]

Sage any posts that aren't milky/news by writing "sage" in the email field. Remember not to take baits, blogpost or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on! Report racebaiting and tinfoil.

Previous thread: >>1630063

>>1630210 vid of Britney being slapped by the bodyguard.
>>1630234 Jonah Hill makes merch mocking his ex.
>>1630237 some actress from the idol rages at critics
>>1630274 kim Kardashian wanting to build spaceship looking houses.
>>1630774 , >>1630776 , >>1630778 , >>1630780 more Jonah Hill texts.
>>1630781 some news presenter Huw Edward gets outed.
>>1630873 , >>1630893 Ricky Martin gets accused of infidelity going through his divorce, his nephew also countersues.
>>1630925 Beyoncé father has a alleged mistress.
>>1630968 Timothy Chalamet will be playing as willy Wonka.
>>1631052 , >>1631053 , >>1631054 more women come forwards against Jonah Hill, alleging assault when she was a minor.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 11:16:11 PM No. 1650435

>>1648351
she’s objectively very attractive

Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed) 12:45:58 AM No. 1651419

>>1650435
nta but yeah she is , there is still just something wrong with her. cannot put my finger on it.

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 08:30:01 PM No. 1652934

>>1648351
>>1651419
she's extremely ungainly, clumsy, stomp-y when she walks, and generally has poor physical coordination and weird movements while being very short anf soft. this makes your lizardbrain percieve "child" and causes a confusing feeling of repulsion even though consciously you are looking an attractive woman.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 12:36:24 AM No. 1656462

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ok it’s been silent & girlies will argue that’s not a celebrity but people who listen to 90s-00s bands know he’s got a one hit wonder.

Posting not for celeb goss but more for advocating violence against sub-creatures like this one. Now if we can get somebody to …….. R.Kelly, Cosby, Weinstein…… hell even James Franco and Jonah Hill and all the scrotes still getting rich while the women they objectified continue to get harassed by the motherless population (I don’t need to chill) I’m so sick of moids and being terrified each time I go out

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 12:38:23 AM No. 1656466

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>>1656462
KEK

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Dumbass Shit Thread #127 Anonymous 07/20/23 (Thu) 05:51:08 PM No. 1638980 [Reply]

walking with the cheese, that's the queso

previous thread >>>/ot/1629218

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Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:09:28 AM No. 1647765

>>1647703
Don't forget posting a link to the new thread if you make one
>>>/ot/1647704
>>>/ot/1647704

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:32:36 AM No. 1647788

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Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 01:05:33 AM No. 1647819

>>1647310
Yes hello I would like to get these macro foreskin and urethra pictures printed on high quality photopaper please

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 01:20:05 AM No. 1647828

>>1647819
nonna kek

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 02:00:49 AM No. 1647842

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>>1647828
Yes hello I would like to get these macro foreskin and urethra pictures printed on high quality photopaper please!

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Confessions Thread #54 Anonymous 07/07/23 (Fri) 01:04:02 PM No. 1627083 [Reply]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (What it do nonnie?)
Let's go!

Previous sins: >>>/ot/1595652

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Move to a new thread! Anonymous ## System Message 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:15:19 PM No. 1647667

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:14:10 AM No. 1647770

>>1645956
This but not just with trannies , just scrotes in general.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:20:12 AM No. 1647775

new thread >>>/ot/1647768

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 04:12:21 AM No. 1652384

My boyfriend is moving 8 hours away from his job and family to my city in ten days but I find him boring recently.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 05:09:19 AM No. 1664992

>>1631571
AtJap13 is a half-Japanese man, or at least AMAB and Asian.

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vent thread #182 Anonymous 07/20/23 (Thu) 03:15:49 PM No. 1638848 [Reply]

>>>/ot/1629806

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Anonymous 07/27/23 (Thu) 09:21:35 PM No. 1646601

Anyone remembers when Nicki Minaj first came out/got big? I remember it because it was the first time a girl told me she was bisexual. I was in 7th grade and I was in a alternative school. I'm black and almost every school i went too was like majority black in a urban area. Very few white kids and most the kids I thought were just white, would often be Hispanic/Puerto Rican. We had a large India/Muslim population but it was majority black/hispanic. Anyway, so when this girl told me she was bisexual, I didn't care. Like it was so normal. I remember going to a bigger hs, and there were so many butch/tomboys who'd cross dress, some would hang with gangbangers (like this one Korean girl who dated every single feminine black bisexual/lesbian girl in the school it seemed like kek), or they hung with a bunch of feminine/popular girls. It was so normalize to be in class with a cross dressing girl, whose name was like, "Sierra".
We had very few openly gay dudes, but a lot of them were hispanic, the few black ones we had just hung with the girls.
It's very weird to me to think how, I'd go downtown and see adults making faces or talking shit about the butch/lesbian/bisexual girls from my school holding hands or just dressing how they dressed. Vs. so many of us just thinking it was normal from the jump. I didn't even grow up in a household where lesbian/gay shit was discussed/encouraged.
I often wonder if the butch/cross dressing girls were treated well at home, because in school it was pretty fucking normal to me, even the ones who hung out with Boys weren't treated poorly to my knowledge. I don't know why i'm thinking about this kek.

Anonymous 07/27/23 (Thu) 09:41:16 PM No. 1646628

WHY CANT MY BF COOK WITHOUT THE FIRE ALARM GOING OFF. FUCK!

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 01:10:21 AM No. 1646806

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I wish I was back in my early teens again. Happiest time of my life was when I was staying up until 12 watching shrek memes on my new laptop, playing games instead of doing homework every night, playing an instrument, actually having friends, watching new and exciting anime like AoT, reading marvel fanfics and yaoi like it was crack. Actually having a goal and purpose to succeed in the future like teachers kept telling me. 7 years later I'm friendless about to begin my 3rd semester of college, no car, $61 to my name, jobless, relying on parents for everything,getting my social interaction from playing video games while dodging any attempts at him "confessing" again. A vicious dog is treated better than me and given more chances then I ever would have had. I've groveled,lied, and cried to get the things I need unless I'm taken pity on by mom, endured almost 2 decades of verbal abuse to try and make my family love me, but I'll forever be the scapegoat who always fights with everyone and is the root of all evil. I have all the tools to learn from my room and work towards my better life but it's like sometimes I can feel every second pass while trying to get up, or hours pass wasted with one blink. I'm in the process of deleting things and distractions for the final time, at least now isn't all horrible.
Now as I'm typing this I'm cheered up a bit because a game I've wanted for months just popped up 75% on sale, that's lucky fate for me.

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 01:10:31 AM No. 1646808

I hope whoever stole my package dies I hope you die please just go die die die die die die.

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 05:21:55 AM No. 1647049

>>1644769
Late but my favorite Watsky song is "Talking to Myself" and Xinfinity is also my favorite album. I was aware of him back in 2011 (when I first heard Pale Kid Raps Fast and IDGAF) but I only got into his stuff for real in 2021, when he was like half of what I listened to according to Spotify wrapped. His song have a good mix of humor, clever social commentary, nice flow, and good production. I liked his new album a lot, except for that one song he did with T-Pain, which sounded dated as hell. He's criminally underrated. There's no reason why Young Ruettiger shouldn't be a hit, but it probably won't be because clown world.

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Anti Husbandofag/Waifufag thread Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 05:08:51 AM No. 1644711[Reply]

Husbandofagging or husbandoism is the intense obsession, often if not always sexual, with a fictional male character referred to as a husbando. These terms are a genderswapped version of waifufags or waifuists - a name given to male otaku who would instead dedicate their lifes to simping for 2D female characters referred to as waifus, and express vehement disgust at the sight of real women (a.k.a 3DPD - 3D pig disgusting).

Husbandofags have seen a population surge on lolcow recently, leading to many an obnoxious post leaking out of containment, bpd meltdowns, and avatarfagging. The unpopular opinion thread is getting sick of anti husbandofag related takes that have begun to arise in response, a sign it's not such an unpopular opinion anymore. So here's a general thread where you're free to vent your frustrations about them, waifufags, and some 3DPD obsessed individuals who aren't in full stalker mode.

>Please no infighting, whiteknighting, or support of tradfaggotry/popping out babies to magic cure mentally illness as an alternative

>Links to related threads
Autism thread (only features autists, an overrepresented group in the world of husbando/waifufags) - >>>/m/283181
Anti fujoshi thread - >>>/ot/227162
Yumejo cringe thread (locked) - >>>/ot/1412361
Anti anime thread - can't find it, sorry
Unhealthy obsessions with people thread - >>>/ot/204455
Nemunemu/Malfunction54 (the most notable husbandofag cow lc has a thread on, great reads) - >>>/snow/631315

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Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 07:55:39 PM No. 1645415

>>1645404
>What seems to be the problem officer?
Why do you want to see a fictional minor being sexually abused by fictional men?

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 07:58:22 PM No. 1645418

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>>1645415
>Why do you want to see a fictional minor being sexually abused by fictional men?
Same reason I want to see fictional men bloody and bruised, it's hot as hell.
Both have to be pretty though, I HATE ugly things!(find god)

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 07:58:28 PM No. 1645419

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>>1645404

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 07:59:12 PM No. 1645421

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>>1645397
you'll never take me alive, copper
10,0000 fictional moids absolutely destroyed and more to come!!

Anonymous ## Farmhand 07/26/23 (Wed) 08:04:13 PM No. 1645429

I don’t know how this thread got unlocked but I am locking it again because the thread is encouraging shotafags. Take any complaints to /meta/.

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Sanic Totem #13 Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 12:44:12 AM No. 1589684 [Reply]

Horror and bliss beyond belief,
the future held in the sanic motif
screeching to the heavens, be he brief
the numbers reveal either relief or greif

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Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 09:01:26 PM No. 1645486

>>1645485
will things go by fast tonight?

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 09:22:38 PM No. 1645493

Will the distance make him miss me?

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 09:51:34 PM No. 1645528

Will my intuition be right about this?

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 10:08:37 PM No. 1645546

Am I being delusional about this?

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed) 10:16:24 PM No. 1645556

Will we give it a try?

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