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The VPN ban is now in effect on /ot/, see this update post for more information

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No. 95534[Reply]

Come here to complain or to suggest things.

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/94117

Please not that there is a high chance that your complaints will not be addressed nor will your suggestions be heeded.
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No. 96519

When someone new related to a cow posts like a newfag, can we just allow them to post? They always get banned and it cuts the full fat milk supply off, I thought this site was for harvesting milk. Happening in the kaijuno thread in snow currently.

No. 96520

Can't post mp4 videos.

No. 96523

>>96519
And how can you prove they aren't a farmer larping? This has been proven to happen from time to time.

No. 96524

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can you permaban this retard already

No. 96525

There's some farmer who refuses to integrate or post summaries with video dumps in the silvie thread. I'm sorry, but saying you haven't watched her content and are just in the thread posting random shit just screams vendetta like anons keep saying is happening. >>>/w/354377



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No. 96440[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If you have to say that you think Cerbmin needs to hear, post it here for the highest chance of it being seen.

Site Updates Thread >>>/meta/63266
Current Complaints & Suggestions Thread >>>/meta/95534

Previous responses to anons:
>TikTok embed issues fixed, Romanianon asked to integrate, Child at heart threads restored, Funposting thread issues addressed >>65498, >>65501, >>65583
>Leftcows and other threads unlocked, Instagram reel embedding considered >>65635
>Romanianon given warnings >>65675
>Lolcow is self funded >>71695
>April Fools Day meme ads saved >>74324
>Pullcow made into a permanent theme, mild technical difficulties >>92160, >>92338, >>92258

Previous threads, newest to oldest but not properly numbered:
>>65391
>>62751
>>60569
>>56933
>>53472
>>51182

No. 96441

We don't need to credit Threadpics but here's where I got it from and where similar ones can be found
https://elements.envato.com/cute-cow-working-on-laptop-illustration-cartoon-Y7E22QC
https://elements.envato.com/user/catalyststuff

No. 96442

WHY was I banned for Posting from Hong Kong SAR? Lolcow please show support for Xi Jinping Thought and write Supporting words for CCP on RULES PAGE and on FRONT PAGE and revoke the ban on Hong Kong SAR anons NOW

No. 96445

Can you remove the VPN ban on the latest witchcraft thread please?

No. 96485

I have a post with a TiF who was raped by an MtF. But she is 16 years old. There are both the text story and a picture of her (she has the typical red skin, piercings and green hair.).

She is suicidal and still defends the fact that she is a man raped by a woman.

Am I allowed to post any of this? Again she is 16.

No. 96516

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The link to Creepshow Art's old lolcow posts isn't working and is giving me an error page
https://lolcow.farm/creepshow.html



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



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No. 96348

i keep getting the 500 internal server error whenever i try to post

No. 96429

Why am I on farmcow when I never infight? I just post in /m/ and lurk the other boards…

No. 96495

There is no flood and I have to wait longer than 30 sec between posts - when will you fix this?

No. 96521

test >>>/m/17995

No. 96522




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No. 1706[Reply]

Excuse my autism, but I've noticed posters sometimes seem to mix up the following terms. I see this on other websites, too. This is understandable, since the terms are vague and not widely known.

These are subjective to some degree, but here is how I personally define them.

Samefagging

This is a general term for deceptive posting. It can mean the following things:

- Taking on more than one persona in a thread to make it seem like your view has wider support than it actually does. This is also called sockpuppeting. May involve replying to your own posts agreeing with yourself, or significantly changing writing style to make it seem like a different person is also giving similar positive or negative remarks. Particularly dedicated samefags may try to use a different IP address as well.

- Making multiple posts back-to-back, without obvious indication they were all made by you. This is not always deceptive, though is often annoying.

- May also apply to general false or omitted self-identification. For example, if the subject of a /pt/ thread started secretly and anonymously posting in her own thread to disagree with people or defend herself, this may also be called samefagging. There may be a better term for this, but if there is, I'm not yet aware of it.


Self-posting

Posting about yourself in any way, whether anonymous or self-identifying. For example: posting a picture of yourself, linking to your own profiles, giving excessive details about your life, etc. Self-posts are completely acceptable in some threads and some contexts, but they usually are frowned upon otherwise. You shouldn't try to make yourself stand out on an anonymous board. Valid spellings also include self posting and selfposting.


Vendetta / vendettafag / vendetta-posting

Posting about someone as if you are a random person who happens to dislike them, when in reality you have some sort of personal connection or grudge. Often involves samefagging. Generally has no relation to self-posting, except in cases of self-victimization. In cases where you present the chan with an implicit or explicit "call to action", to further your vendetta, this is also called a personal army (PA) request. It often involves misleading or deceptive information.

An example of a vendetta post would be arguing with a girl on social media, and later posting a thread calling her a whore. Asking people to send things to her parents, or falsely claiming she's violated some site's terms of service and requesting people report her, or including her address and phone number in the post, would be a vendetta post as well as a personal army request.
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No. 93637

What is WK

No. 93799

>>93637
whiteknight i.e. to defend someone excessively

No. 95311

how do i censor text? i'd been wanting to blank out some unbecoming text with the black banner to respond to anons, but i really dont know how to.

No. 95314


No. 96500

What does "sage went in all fields" mean? You're supposed to only put it in the email field and why put it in multiple fields?



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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/962
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No. 96433

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No. 96476

Sorry if this isn't the right thread for this but does anyone have any good programs to make a gif banner? Additionally does anyone know any GIF converters that don't fuck up the aspect ratio?

No. 96489

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can someone turn this into a banner

No. 96493


No. 96494

>>96489
>M4F
The way this accidentally scrotefoils the farmhands kek



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No. 94117[Reply]

previous thread: >>>/meta/92419
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No. 95529

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>>95525
I never wrote any paragraphs? If I was personalityfagging, you should've known that that is/was an entirely separate anon from me, kek. If mods want to ban him, that's fine. I'm already not posting him anymore and haven't since the redtext; the most I did was let an anon know that if she'd posted him before she should be wary of getting a redtext. I do agree that it's probably not some organized campaign like another anon does, but I do think the redtext was odd, which was why I came here. We are all sisters in autism on LC.
>>95528
> huge wall of text femdom fanfic about Ben Schwartz
Oh my god, I need to re-read that one, it made me laugh for thirty seconds non-stop.

No. 95530

>>95529
Lolcow is so ass now. You wouldn't have been banned a year ago.

No. 95531

>>95528
Holy shit has lolcow been overran with aspie children?

No. 95532

>>95531
Oh almost forgot the anons into those muslim boxers, one of the anons carved his name on her bedframe and posted it in the previous thread. Moments like that make the threads more exciting in a way. and there's the time reviewbrahfags posted almost more than the dalmatianfags, there's so many to name but you get the point. None were banned.

No. 95533

>>95532
It doesn't matter if anyone does the same or worse with another moid. It's this specific one that is her special interest



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No. 56111[Reply]

I’m looking for entertaining, drama filled threads. What are some favorites that you guys liked to read? I liked the jaelle and nika series, Shayna, Erin painter, and onision happenings
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No. 95433

Finished binging the heather sparkles threads and I think I understand how she's some anon's comfort cow. She's relatively harmless but still so completely unhinged that the loop is fun to follow.

Any recommendations for similar vibes? Reading her threads reminded me of the early days of lolcow or cgl somehow, more peaceful wtfery, less horrorcows.

No. 95448

>>95433
Probably Stefany on /w/ if you can stomach some animal neglect and horsefaggotry for a thread or two.

No. 95450

>>95448
She's definitely a good one, will give her a re-read for the lols even. Thank you anon!

No. 95494

Rachel Leeds-Minkin threads are an insane read.

No. 95917

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I just want to let people know that Pumpy from the camgirls thread in /snow/ has been very entertaining this thread (#18)



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No. 92419[Reply]

Previous thread: >>90723
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No. 94111

>>94110
previous warning:
>>>/g/540809
>This thread has devolved into unintegrated non-farmers who refuse to follow the rules and have now made it into a complete cesspit. Due to this, we are setting this thread and all future ones to auto sage, and if the thread's quality continues to go down the shitter further, it will be removed from /g/ completely.

cerbadmin previously commented in thread about a Luigi-related cow here >>>/g/526162

No. 94112

>>93888
Are any of you lazy retards going to acknowledge this or are you too busy posting about how much you worship Adam lanza or whoeverthefuck on /g/ when you aren't abusing your farmhand privileges and occasionally checking the discord once every 15 hours?

No. 94113

>>94111
you really want to remind everyone that cerbmin casually doxed some random woman on LC, despite that not being allowed even for cows? I mean, that's a choice.

Out of all the things cerbmin could have commented on, that's the autism she posted. Fascinating.

No. 94114

>>94112
we posted at the same time, but agree, the post you linked deserves a serious reply.

I'd also like to know why >>93483 presumes to know what boards nonas use.

No. 95313

>>94110
You would complain regardless of how often the admins post with their tripcode, let's be honest.



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No. 65391[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here.

NEW /meta/ THREAD: Site Updates Thread
>>63266

Previous responses to anons:
>>62774, >>62928 regarding moovie thread
>>62963 accusing other users of being moids
>>63136 explaining infighting from a handful of users

Previous threads, newest to oldest:
>>62751
>>60569
>>56933
>>53472
>>51182
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No. 93848

>>93846
Use the >>>/meta/6821 thread.

No. 93849

>>93848
Woops gomenesaiii i’m a retard but thanks nonna

No. 93873

I asked this question prior in /ot/ but I realize now I should’ve asked in /meta/ if I wanted to receive an answer from an actual janny, but I’m really interested, why is the moderation team so exclusive? they have 3 admins and like 2 jannies. is there a specific reason why there can’t be more?

No. 93959

Just learned I got banned today for shitposting yesterday, but it was such a short ban I didn't even realize it kek.
What's even the point of doing that, as a general question? I'm starting to understand how actual baiters run amock if bans are like barely a day max.

No. 95903

I thought I saw a thread for bpd nonas, I haven't seen it in ages.. where did it go?



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No. 63266[Reply]

This thread will be used by staff to post general site updates and will remain locked to keep those updates easily visible. If you'd like to discuss any of these announcements, please use the General Meta Discussion and Complaints and Suggestions threads.
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No. 88649

The site will be in read-only mode for approximately 12 hours between 8:00 and 20:00 GMT on the 14th of January. This is for necessary maintenance, as we are moving the site to a new server.

We have made the decision to transition from a virtual private server (VPS) to a dedicated server. There are several reasons for this, the main one being improved stability. In recent months there have been several extended periods of downtime and performance degradation caused by issues with the shared hosting our current VPS uses, and moving to a dedicated server will prevent this. It should also slightly improve the site's performance, and allow us to use a RAID configuration for the site’s drives which comes with its own benefits.

We have spent the last while working on this, which has delayed other updates to the site. Shortly after the site is back up, we will be moving forward with other necessary updates (e.g. the VPN ban and the Lolcow Awards). With regards to the VPN ban, we are implementing a way to host polls on-site to prevent anyone from being able to interfere with the results.

No. 88777

The site maintenance has been completed a little ahead of schedule, we have successfully moved to the new server! There may be some teething issues over the next few days, please report any bugs or other issues here:
>>>/meta/73959

No. 92331

We are glad that many of you enjoyed yesterday's April Fool's prank! It was a collaboration between the admins and farmhands and we had a lot of fun creating it.

As requested, we have made it available as a theme. At some point we'd like to update the scripts to make it less laggy, but for now we recommend only using it on desktop. Because it relies heavily on JS, you will need to refresh after selecting or deselecting the theme for now - we will automate this in the future.

No. 92455

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The VPN ban has now gone live on /ot/. Any thread where VPN posting is blocked will have a small shield icon in the same area where the sticky/locked icons appear, picrel is how this icon looks. There is a description of what the icon means if you hover it. We have made exceptions for the Ex-Muslim and Gender Ideology Hate Threads in /ot/. The exception will apply automatically to newly created threads on those topics. If you believe there are other threads in /ot/ which need this exception, please post about it in the General Meta Discussion thread:
>>>/meta/65391

We have also made the decision to remove the autosage from the Dumbass Shit Thread, as we should now have more control over ban evasion on /ot/ and it attracting unintegrated/rulebreaking users will be less of a problem.

If you need a way around the VPN ban for any reason, e.g due to government censorship, or you are in a situation where posting without a VPN may put you in danger, please email us at admin@lolcow.farm and we will set up an exception for you.

No. 92487

Small VPN quality of life update: the maximum length for a ban on a VPN IP is now 1 week, and all previously permabanned VPN IPs are now unbanned.



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