/ot/ - Lolcow Apartment Thread

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Lolcow Apartment Thread Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:06:28 AM No. 2357057

Whoever's above me, can you turn down your fucking music?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:10:07 AM No. 2357062

does jumping jacks getting fit 2025 woo!!!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:10:24 AM No. 2357063

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This is where the lolcow apartments are located in. A nurse just rang the alarm that one of our precious patients was choking on a cotton ball

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:11:07 AM No. 2357064

What is that loud, heavy, stomping and thumping noise? It sounds like an elephant jumping.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:11:50 AM No. 2357066

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Party rockers in the house tonight

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:15:12 AM No. 2357071

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wolves by kanye west plays

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:15:43 AM No. 2357073

Can someone call the landlord? Floor yume and floor fujo are having another gang war.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:16:20 AM No. 2357074

>>>/ot/1291989

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:16:22 AM No. 2357075

some of us got work in the morning…

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:17:50 AM No. 2357078

>>2357075
>wagie normie in my apartment
We got another one ladies, get her!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:18:42 AM No. 2357081

>>2357066
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:19:36 AM No. 2357083

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This time I'm really doing it nonas

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:21:20 AM No. 2357086

>>2357083
Nooo don’t do it just wait until I get my fold-out chair and popcorn and watch in front of my window nonny!!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:22:46 AM No. 2357089

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>>2357083
GET OFF MY SPOT I WAS SUPPOSED TO JUMP OFF HERE!! NOW YOU RUINED MY TOTALLY AESTHETIC SUICIDE.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:22:52 AM No. 2357090

Some big bitch was just hop-skipping across the top of the street lamps WTF

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:23:51 AM No. 2357092

Time for dinner! microwaves fish and opens windows and front door.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:30:59 AM No. 2357100

>>2357092
Damn what smells like a post-OP tranny wound in here nonna?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:40:49 AM No. 2357119

>>2357100
Microwave fish with lemon

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:50:42 AM No. 2357144

>>2357064
oh that's one of the farmhands

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:50:46 AM No. 2357145

>>2357119
hey, if i bring dippin’ mayonnaise, can i come over and hang

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:55:17 AM No. 2357153

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Attention all residents. A nigel has been found on floor 253 hiding in a resident's apartment. We are dispatching our total moid death squad shortly, all residents on or near floor 253 are advised to temporarily evacuate as we will be shooting with great prejudice and violence.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 10:08:32 AM No. 2357556

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Aw yeah got the battle station set up nice and cozy, who wants to play some vidya with me

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 10:13:39 AM No. 2357562

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Is it safe to infest the building yet?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 10:24:46 AM No. 2357564

>>2357556
what are we playing tonight nona

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 11:41:51 AM No. 2357586

>>2357562
Y-yes, come in, come in
t. resident crazy cat lady

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 11:46:44 AM No. 2357588

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>>2357586
Hmm…okay then, here I come!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:08:23 PM No. 2357600

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Who are the two bitches screaming on the rooftop about the best suicide spot? I was supposed to have some me time by having a screaming meltdown alone in my room, but they're doing it instead.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:16:07 PM No. 2357603

Can someone relocate the luigifags? Their rituals are going on for too long and I need to sleep.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:18:33 PM No. 2357604

I keep hearing weird creaking and omnious murmuring on the left apt on floor 27, above me. Does anyone know who lives there? If yes, can you tell her to stop?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:21:38 PM No. 2357605

>goes to floor 300
>puts a stick between the escalator door

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:22:27 PM No. 2357606

>>2357600
Gabibbo…

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:33:15 PM No. 2357616

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please help i'm stuck in the elevator

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:34:35 PM No. 2357617

>>2357616
have you tried turning it on and off again?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 12:35:43 PM No. 2357618

I swear I have literally the fattest goddamn neighbors in the world they keep thumping around upstairs like they're trying to beat a jumping world record it's driving me insane while I at least attempt to remotely work these fatsos are living it upstairs oh my GOD it's like they're nocturnal and diurnal at the same time they stomp even at night I can't do this anymor

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 01:11:13 PM No. 2357643

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>>2357604
sorry ma'am ill tell the next victim to keep it down

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 02:43:02 PM No. 2357748

>>2357618
Sorry that's the sound of the bed while I fuck my robot husbando, I gagged him so I thought it was fine noise-wise

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:02:52 PM No. 2357768

>>2357089
>>2357083
i hope you have better aim than the last jumper. bitch took out my satellite dish

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:05:37 PM No. 2357770

>>2357768
Sorry about that I was trying to befriend a cat and fell.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:07:47 PM No. 2357774

Did anyone else hear gunshots last night? Or was it just me lol

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:10:47 PM No. 2357778

>>2357774
sorry anon that was me trying to kill myself

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:10:50 PM No. 2357779

>>2357774
I heard a Anon was caught stowing away a moid so that's probably why.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:12:33 PM No. 2357781

Can management do something about blowjob-chan who keeps screeching at me in the lobby? Why's she even allowed in? The security here is ass

This is why I don't leave my apartment goddamn

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:18:20 PM No. 2357787

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>tfw nonna kept me up last night cause she had her shota hentai blasting volume thru the walls

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:23:08 PM No. 2357797

>>2357064
I'm hearing it too, as well as mooing. Did someone bring in an actual cow? It's fine to miss farm life but this is too much.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:25:57 PM No. 2357801

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Anons BE CAREFUL! There’s this really creepy moid outside the building who keeps asking women for spare change.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:26:03 PM No. 2357802

>>2357606
He lives with me, he's my drug dealer. Anyone want anything?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:28:50 PM No. 2357804

>>2357802
Does he have crack, I’ve never tried it before

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:28:53 PM No. 2357806

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knocks on nonas door Room service! Would you like fresh milk or pasteurised milk?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:29:20 PM No. 2357807

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>>2357802
>confessing to keeping a male in her apartment
They're on their way.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:36:09 PM No. 2357812

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>>2357806
sorry to be difficult (I'm a vegan stoner) but do you have hemp milk?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:37:10 PM No. 2357815

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>>2357804
He's got everything, pass by apartment 152 by noon. Careful though because he gets angry fast, he has a habit of wrecking people's faces.

>>2357807
He may use male pronouns but Gabibbo is no man.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:38:40 PM No. 2357819

>the apartment has pickmes who keep their violent drug dealer boyfriends
this place has gone down hill

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:41:17 PM No. 2357824

>>2357819
Yeah I thought we had gone over this already. If you want to keep a scrote you must have him chained in the basement of building G, not the actual apartments.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:43:33 PM No. 2357829

>>2357819
Atleast we still have an apartment, whenever we tent up for maintenance those places always turn out to be more awful.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:45:40 PM No. 2357833

>>2357824
Sigh fine, can we keep him as a guard at least? He routinely kills men and he's wanted for many crimes in Italy, he'll be useful to keep the other scrotes out. Speaking of which, I know I saw a nonnie inviting >>2357801 inside the apartments!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:46:32 PM No. 2357837

>>2357833
No, either leash your down syndromed Italian moid in the buildings or let him be killed by the apartment's death squad.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:48:18 PM No. 2357844

>>2357815
Oh so he's abusive. Sigh, I'll just grow my own shrooms

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:49:03 PM No. 2357845

>>2357833
Keep him chained to your cult sex room or whatever, but please stop with the piss shit and quiet down after 10 pm, I can't sleep and whenever I pass through luigifags' door it fucking reeks.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:50:38 PM No. 2357849

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Can room 420 please put the right fucking address for her bl shit? I keep getting boxes full of some skater fag doujinshis and return my non stick pan already you bitch

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:52:52 PM No. 2357853

There's a spider in my room, help me please!!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:56:16 PM No. 2357860

Does anyone know in which floor napoleonfags live? I can't find them anywhere, did they move out?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:58:16 PM No. 2357864

>>2357853
what floor? I'll catch him in a cup and walk him outside.
did this once for someone on the 5th floor lmao

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 03:58:36 PM No. 2357865

Can whoever owns the loose scrote roaming the sixth floor PLEASE come collect it? Some of us have allergies.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:01:26 PM No. 2357867

>>2357865
That’s my pet orangutan!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:06:04 PM No. 2357870

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>>2357824
I don’t know about that

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:09:01 PM No. 2357873

>>2357867
What a disrespectful way of calling Luigi. He escaped containment earlier, I saw him.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:13:45 PM No. 2357884

>>2357873
Please call the number on the missing posters

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:21:22 PM No. 2357897

If you're going to hang up posters of sexy men in the communal areas, could we have some sexy women too? Some of us are lesbians.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:23:21 PM No. 2357902

>>2357897
Who would be your hot lady pin-up of choice nonna? I’m order the posters now.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:27:31 PM No. 2357906

>>2357897
If one goes missing sure!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:34:32 PM No. 2357911

>>2357774
Gotta keep the rent affordable. You can thank me later

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:48:41 PM No. 2357929

>>2357897
No. If you want to see posters of objectified women you can go take a walk at a regular street

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:54:39 PM No. 2357944

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>>2357616
i'm still fucking stuck in the elevator dear god help me

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:55:23 PM No. 2357948

>>2357944
Hey man, you've been in there too long. We're going to have to start charging you rent.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 04:58:19 PM No. 2357952

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>>2357948
this is all i have…

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:00:17 PM No. 2357956

>>2357929
>lesbians can't even enjoy eyecandy in this apartment

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:34:10 PM No. 2357996

>>2357057
Why does our building look like a fucking panopticon
Stop looking at me! Pulls blinds shut

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:39:12 PM No. 2358000

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Stop calling the goddamn fire department my wails are of pleasure, not blood craving tendencies.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:39:47 PM No. 2358002

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ps.bring your own milk and popcorn

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 05:55:41 PM No. 2358020

Sorry if my singing is bothering anybody, I’m waiting on some sound dampening blankets to arrive

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:20:40 PM No. 2358074

Can someone clean up the discharge on this floor? Thanks

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:25:41 PM No. 2358089

>>2358074
Goddammit again? Any more and we're gonna get water damage!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:27:40 PM No. 2358095

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the resident of apartment 206 is herding cows on her balcony. sorry for the blurry pic the cows were getting mad at me for "doxxing" them

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:34:35 PM No. 2358120

>>2358002
are you going to put some pillows down this time?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:35:51 PM No. 2358128

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>>2358120
Well it's coming from the light sockets now. I swear this problem only started once we got luigifags in the building

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:37:41 PM No. 2358135

>>2358074
I'm sorry, it was me. I'm ovulating, I swear it'll not happen again. God this is so embarrassing

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:40:58 PM No. 2358147

>>2358095
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. These are my cows that were killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know them but I need you to take this down please.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:43:15 PM No. 2358153

>>2358128
I first noticed the leaks coming from a room that had some mop haired anime guy on the door. Seems like it's been shut for a while now…

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:58:25 PM No. 2358211

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Why are the vending machines only serving spoiled milk? It's either that or they're mostly empty.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 06:59:33 PM No. 2358216

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emits butthole rays throughout the whole apartment

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 07:03:11 PM No. 2358227

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>>2358216

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 07:04:13 PM No. 2358232

>>2358211
some call it legacy, i call it salmonella. and speaking of… >>2358216
I know someone on this floor was drinking straight up unpasteurized

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 07:22:52 PM No. 2358282

I have 2 weed carts and some pre-rolls and Just Dance 2 for the wii if any nonny would like to blaze and dance the night away (you have to stomp on the floor as hard as you can though, BP-chan lives in the unit below and she'll scream about dicks and cocks night and day and management won't do anything about it).

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 07:43:30 PM No. 2358343

>>2358020
I was going to practice singing too, wanna learn to do screamo together? I don't believe in sound dampening btw

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 07:44:30 PM No. 2358349

I'm moving back to my farm, everyone here is either a drug addict, a lunatic, or secretly housing moids.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:14:00 PM No. 2358422

>>2358282
sounds fun, i'm in

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:17:04 PM No. 2358431

>>2358282
hi im actually her caretaker. i’m begging you to please please exhale into the floor vents. i’m not allowed to have anything near my mouth ever or she goes off again and i could really use a hit. i have a theory it would calm her right down too. oh god no someone please help me she just spotted a hetero couple through the window again and i can hear her typing….

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:27:09 PM No. 2358466

Some residents here never leave their rooms and they only talk through the door. They have a nasal voice and a fake valley girl accent… and their apartments smell awful… are there really just women here? I swear the hand I could see peeking out of the door seemed… male…

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:35:28 PM No. 2358488

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>>2358466
which apartments nona?

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:43:51 PM No. 2358508

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Om nom nom, it sure is nice of the residents to leave their shit everywhere

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 08:58:30 PM No. 2358543

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>>2358508
agreed!
>sneaks behind you

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 09:47:39 PM No. 2358663

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>>2358543
Not today, miss. Not today.

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 10:06:37 PM No. 2358685

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Hey ladies, do you smell something funny around this apartment? I understand this is a No Moids Allowed Zone but I was just passing by hehe

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 10:14:33 PM No. 2358694

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Singing kawaii desu ne ugüu Chan music desu yo! Join watashi no karaoki!

Anonymous 01/21/25 (Tue) 11:24:26 PM No. 2358766

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>>2358685
no worries, we got the message.
go ahead. take a hit. should be easy for a guy like you.

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 03:52:01 AM No. 2359185

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I live on the perimeter of building #3 and keep getting my packages stolen. Finally installed a ring camera and caught the motherfucker on it this evening. Watch out for this package thief!

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 10:12:50 AM No. 2359422

>>2359185
SIGH that's carl and he's supposed to handle the stables where the moids are kept captive but i see he's been stealing packages and giving them to the moids. i knew we shouldn't have trusted him

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 02:21:54 PM No. 2359706

>>2359422
I thought that was shayna.

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 02:42:06 PM No. 2359748

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>>2357860
we're on floor 69 bb

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 02:52:27 PM No. 2359759

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Fuck you landlady, remodelling time

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 02:56:12 PM No. 2359763

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>>2359759
Keep it down!

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 02:58:54 PM No. 2359767

>>2359759
I'm going to remodel my bedroom into a metalworking workshop

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 03:09:07 PM No. 2359774

the fujowitch next door is trying to swap bodies with my BF!
anyone know a counter spell?

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 03:23:21 PM No. 2359803

>>2359774
get another fujo and start a pro-ship/anti-ship discourse, that'll keep them occupied for a few years, she won't get to your bf that way, but you'll have a lot of screaming and keyboard mashing next door

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 06:38:03 PM No. 2360159

>>2359774
Is the fujowitch trying to fuck you? I think she's pretending to be a fujo to get into your pants, nona in the most unhinged way possible because she knows she can't ever have you. I suggest you lure yuripedo to your den and throw at her and watch the show with your binoculars as they get into a riveting slapfight and yell about the ethics of shotacon and lolicon.

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:11:53 PM No. 2360402

(Passive aggressive sigh) I just shoveled the snow out of the driveway, nonnies. Again. You're welcome.

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:29:37 PM No. 2360428

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>>2360402
it's the summer of 2012, nona it hasn't snew in months?

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:31:08 PM No. 2360434

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Can someone please bring me a glass of Lucozade

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:32:56 PM No. 2360435

>>2360402
oh get off the cross, we need the wood.

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:37:49 PM No. 2360445

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Come to apartment 523 in block C, the party's starting without you!

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:44:24 PM No. 2360458

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I'm the unit that always smells liked baked goods. Come get you some, I hear all the comments…

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:46:58 PM No. 2360465

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>>2360445
Aight I’ll be there, let me finish this fic first

Anonymous 01/22/25 (Wed) 09:50:22 PM No. 2360475

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>>2360445
i cant, some husbandofag leashed her husbando in the corridor and i cant cross

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 02:48:57 AM No. 2361143

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stray dog found its way into my apartment. waiting on animal control. any nonnie who feels generous enough to expel him before they arrive will see a pretty stack of cash and my last cigarette

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 04:13:25 AM No. 2361296

>>2361143
i'll kill him for an 8th of coke

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 02:43:14 PM No. 2361794

>>2361296
let me know when you're done, i'll make bone broth out of him. good thing i have a large freezer

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 02:49:27 PM No. 2361804

>>2361794
Check if that freezer of yours is in order, there's a suspicious amount of flies buzzing around here

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 02:50:01 PM No. 2361805

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Hi, I've been sent by the landlord to do a routine apartment inspection

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 03:05:27 PM No. 2361817

>>2361805
Oh shit, hide your Hitachi wands nonnies.

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 03:49:08 PM No. 2361852

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>>2361805
i swear this is just tomato paste,care for a drink maam?

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 04:00:48 PM No. 2361867

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>>2361805
ah shit ah fuck i forgot to clear out the dead scrite in the torture cellar

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 04:45:19 PM No. 2361906

>>2361143
I'll take it you crazy bitch, what breed is it?

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 06:46:08 PM No. 2362011

>>2361804
they're from the hikkineet that lives 5 doors down that way.
actually, let me text her. i haven't heard from her in a while

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 10:31:51 PM No. 2362321

Can someone call maintenance? I think I've sprung a leak
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Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 10:49:56 PM No. 2362343

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>>2361805
I'm having a sleepover, do you want to join us?

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 10:52:55 PM No. 2362348

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My tenant keeps causing lag to the wifi and other residents are complaining. She's hosting a server for some site called jenanistonhateforum. She never leaves and sits on the computer all day. Also I think I'm in love with her

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 10:53:08 PM No. 2362349

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>>2362321
Hello nonna, maintenance here. Where does the leak seem to be coming from? Have you located the isolation valve?

Anonymous 01/23/25 (Thu) 10:54:51 PM No. 2362351

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>>2362321
What did you do…

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:02:28 AM No. 2362462

>>2362351
>>2362349
Please send help asap. I tried to fix it but I think I made it worse
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Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:08:10 AM No. 2362474

>>2362348
i loled so hard i dont understand why

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:10:21 AM No. 2362480

>>2362348
i looked everywhere for this forum, it doesn't exist !

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:14:54 AM No. 2362489

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>>2362462
We've located the source of the leak. It seems that the Luigifag's apartment overflow drain has breached it's banks, we're going to need some volunteers to help with fixing the pipes to keep up with the demand.

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:28:16 AM No. 2362514

>>2362489
Blessed work nonna and look! With the reduction in pressure, all the excise water turned into Unicode snowflakes

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and because these Unicode snowflakes are not part of ASCII, the extended post 2001 emoticon standard language or an emoji I won't get banned for posting them. Truly a Miracle on the 34th Floor of the Lolcow Apartments.

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:30:31 AM No. 2362520

>>2362514
It's a Christmas miracle…

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:36:13 AM No. 2362537

>>2362480
She had to host it on .onion because people discovered her hate account, thelookoflove, years ago. (Does anyone else remember that crackpot lipstickalley thread claiming they exposed Angelina jolies burner accounts? Kek)

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:51:31 AM No. 2362556

The delivery guy didn't ring the bell and instead left a note saying "sorry we missed you. Your package has been left with your neighbour"

…I ordered a pizza

Anonymous 01/24/25 (Fri) 01:12:23 AM No. 2362597

>>2362556
sorry, we needed it for moovie night tomorrow. you're welcome to join us. >>>/ot/1936427

Anonymous 01/28/25 (Tue) 06:08:17 PM No. 2369776

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I baked everynonnie a cake!

Anonymous 01/28/25 (Tue) 06:09:17 PM No. 2369781

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>>2369776
Oh wow, that looks yummy!

Anonymous 01/28/25 (Tue) 06:11:47 PM No. 2369786

>>2369776
oooooh an aged kek! tysm nonnie!

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 04:42:20 PM No. 2372690

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>>2362489
It took me a moment, boss, but I built us this sub to get to the bottom of the problem. Who's coming along?

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 05:21:45 PM No. 2372772

I'm making macadamia nut cookies who's coming over? I'm incorporating the mold from the walls!

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 12:28:05 AM No. 2373623

>>2372690
be careful nonnie a few volunteers went and never came back.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:07:29 AM No. 2374315

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i invite you all to come to a bandmeet this sunday. my next-door neighbour will be on the bagpipes, upstairs neighbour on the moans, and i've got a few recorders, kazoos and harmonicas i can share.
if you have any other instruments you think would be a good addition please share.
also, band name recomendations?

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:08:45 AM No. 2374320

>>2374315
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:11:53 AM No. 2374326

>>2374320
how would you play it?

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:15:30 AM No. 2374333

WHO BURNT POPCORN IT STANK UP THE WHOLE DAMN FLOOR QUIT POSTING IN THE SHAYNAR THREAD AND CHECK YOUR FORGOTTEN KERNELS

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:17:33 AM No. 2374340

>>2374333
reminds me one time I almost blew up a microwave because I left popcorn cooking for 15min instead of 1:50. the metal grew a bubble on the side.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:25:33 AM No. 2374349

>>2374340
When I was 14 and playing Neopets I made a baked potato in the microwave and forgot about it and I did light the potato on fire and I did ruin the family microwave.
It won't happen again nonnas.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:30:10 AM No. 2374359

>>2374349
I was 30 when I ruined my microwave. excusable as a 14, shameful as a 30yo.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:36:03 AM No. 2374367

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>>2374359
Grandnonna please don't kill us! Our smoke detectors are all beeping.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:37:01 AM No. 2374369

>>2374359
I'm waiting to join the ranks. I just know I'm going leave metal in there someday.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:38:11 AM No. 2374373

>>2374333
shayna is dead we all posting on dana's thread now

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:38:59 AM No. 2374374

>>2374373
It was YOU

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:41:56 AM No. 2374380

>>2374367
I swear this time around I am not burning anything but my brain cells trying to think, maybe that's why you smell burnt stink.

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:42:06 AM No. 2374381

>>2374374
i am sorry i couldnt hear the microwave because my family guy funny compilation try not to laugh 12 was at full volume

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:42:57 AM No. 2374384

so everyone good for the bandmeet on sunday? i don't want any of you complaining, i warned you beforehand

Anonymous 01/31/25 (Fri) 09:45:52 AM No. 2374391

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>>2374380
Oh shit, if you're smelling burnt things like toast it could be a sign of stroke or seizure.

Anonymous 02/01/25 (Sat) 12:02:24 AM No. 2375641

>>2374384
i'm coming, can i get a kazoo?

Anonymous 02/01/25 (Sat) 12:19:19 AM No. 2375657

>>2375641
of course! make sure you study the song we'll be practicing beforehand

Anonymous 02/02/25 (Sun) 06:08:47 PM No. 2378042

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How broke the elevator? I've been using the stairs for HOURS

Anonymous 02/02/25 (Sun) 06:58:00 PM No. 2378098

>sprays grandma perfume all over the building entry

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 06:30:53 PM No. 2386850

SHUT UPPPPP I have work to do.

Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 10:05:04 PM No. 2395791

Whoever is shitflinging in the hallway can you go to another floor?

Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 10:06:35 PM No. 2395794

>>2378098
STOP spraying Chanel no 5 bitch I am allergic to every single fragrance that isn't Yves Saint Laurent's magnificent Black Opium and all its flankers.

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:06:02 AM No. 2396278

I keep sending MAGA hats to random apartments just to fuck around with strangers

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:13:37 AM No. 2396305

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Hey nonas, I made 30 casseroles just to say thanks for being great neighbours! Please wash the dish and place it front of my door when you're done. Don't steal the dishes, I know they're cute, any maybe if you ask I'll let you have one. I do have 30 after all.

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:23:24 AM No. 2396337

>>2396305
Fuck I love baked bean and cheese casserole

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:25:25 AM No. 2396339

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>>2396305
burps loudly
thank you nona

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:26:13 AM No. 2396341

>>2396339
Oh so you stole her fucking dish?

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:27:19 AM No. 2396343

>>2396339
Don't forget to drop those leftovers outside her door

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:31:33 AM No. 2396353

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>>2396339
Glad you enjoyed it…

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 03:41:41 AM No. 2396491

shits really loud ahh glad it's over

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 03:46:25 AM No. 2396497

>>2396491
Was that because of the casserole?

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 04:16:10 AM No. 2396528

>>2396339
damn it do i have to feed the floor casserole to the unclaimed corridor husbando >>2360475

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 04:17:37 AM No. 2396529

>>2396528
Let it fester in the carpet a little longer first