/g/ - girl talk

>>472022
Ayooo how's he gonna eat the Cornish hen if he's a vegetarian??

>>472164
They offered BBQ tofu as well.

>>472164
bbq tofu

Thanks to the nona who called out Helvetia's shit. Can't wait to see how she responds kek.

Sorry to intrude, I'm a tourist here. Can someone explain schizigi to me? Did he sperg out about something?

>>471462
That's basically exactly what it is. It's the female equivalent of a trap fetish.
>t. I have this fetish

>>471453
No one wants to hear it because it's retarded and you're wrong. Woman =/= makeup, dress, hourglass figure. Woman = bobs (no matter how small) and vagene. I love all women but butches are my favourite. It's the sexiest, hottest, most perfect way for a woman to be. And no matter what anyone says about their masculinity, you can never take away their womanhood. The posts you referenced arent even roided up tifs with facial hair (personally i draw the line here kek), just hot girls in suits. If this makes me a ""reverse trap fetishist"" then so be it. I already joke that my lesbianism is a vulva fetish. But don't you dare call masc women men or accuse the women that like them of faking their sexuality. I'm so tired of this.

>>471604
I agree. Personally I find very masculine butches somewhat hard to tell from men (same with some roided TIFs) and so towards the latter end of female masculinity I stop being attracted to them. But it’s a very odd way of thinking to suggest being attracted to masculine women is somehow straight. You’d never see men who like twinks/“femboys” or TIMs even exclusively be accused of actually just being attracted to women. So weird.

>>471679
Right? It's like people will do anything to belittle or invalidate female homosexuality. No matter the configuration of women involved (butch/femme, femme/femme, whatever) or the personal intricacies of their relationship, it eventually boils down to "you must like/want/need a man, actually." No, I don't! I never have and I never will. And no amount of fiction made up about me or my sisters can change our lived experience. Usually I keep my mouth shut, but I can only take so much homophobia before I snap. I do think infighting about female sexuality is a waste of time (and way too proliferate on this site) so I won't derail any further. Thank you for picking up what I'm putting down nonna. I appreciate it.

>>471679
>You’d never see men who like twinks/“femboys” or TIMs even exclusively be accused of actually just being attracted to women.
ikr? almost as if society still struggles with misogynistic views of women and our sexuality and the only value we have is based around men and their desires. its bullshit really, had to learn to stop listening after a while.

>>417607
>What kind?
Tomatoes and cukes, they aren't ready just yet but there's a metric fuckton of tomateos coming in so I want to be prepared.
>Depending on your harvest high acidic foods like tomatoes or pickles can not build botulism.
That's good to know, I'll make sauces out of them. I guess pickles are my only option with the cucumbers since I can't imagine them freezing well kek.

I guess i'm not destined to ever have a pumpkin. It's been 3 years we tried and something always went wrong. Meanwhile there are gardens around that have all sorts of pumpkins even giant ones. This year we focused on one giant pumpkin, gave her all the water all the love and care and good soil and still nothing. I made the flowers have sex manually and the pumpkin fetus died. Today i'm trying another one but it's the last chance. I went to get some male fowers into the pumpkin garden and all of their pumpkins are huge are ready. I fucked the flower with that male pumpkin flowers, then with her own male flower and in the morning bees were i the flowers too so i'm hoping but deep down i know it'll die again.

For the past few years I’ve been growing ‘sweetie’ cherry tomatoes and overall they’ve been a big success, but one issue I’ve had is that the plants grow so tall I can’t support them anymore. My trellis is only 2 meters tall and the plants easily reach 3 meters, sometimes almost 4. Expanding the trellis isn’t really feasible so I tried awkwardly weaving the plants around horizontally which became very messy. I think the resultant crowding also made them more susceptible to blight which devastated my tomatoes towards the end of August last year.
Does anyone have tips? I’m considering trying a different, more blight-resistant variety and encouraging it to grow more bushy and less tall. I do prefer indeterminate tomato plants because in my experience they’re much less vulnerable to slugs and snails.

>>426847
How did it go, anon? I had terrible luck with pumpkins last year, too. I tried to grow four different varieties but all the plants stayed small and stringy and barely produced any female flowers. My courgettes failed in the exact same way, even though in previous years I had such a large harvest I ended up giving most of it away.

>>471140
Heyy I got my pumpkin in the end! It wasn't too big because it grew late but at least i got something. It isn't as tasty as hakaido pumpkins but I wanted mass not taste necessarily so it was a success.

I’ve been pushing for a community garden and I think it’s actually going through this spring! The highschool wants to use it for a botany club so highschool students are gonna be planning the planting. Gonna build raised beds and have an automated drip irrigation system going if I get the plans I want. Oh so happy!

>>426894
Well duh? It's a legit survey website that offers payments, they're gonna need to know you're a real person

Is there any digital marketing course I can pirate that you would recommend? Or something on the cheaper side at least, not over 50 usd

Thinking about doing some tutoring online for pocket change. I hear people typically use Wyzant, is it any good? I know finding customers on your own is better because you don't lose site fees, but I'm too lazy to actively look for pupils.

>>470576
Tutors can get paid well, but the market is very oversaturated

>>470650
I would be tutoring for specific professional exams I've already taken, where the market is not saturated because people in my situation don't typically need the money and would rather have the time, but I've got some free time for the next few months before I graduate and I'd rather do something that gives me some teaching experience rather than waste time browsing the internet some more

next threadpic should be >>468785 or this >>469179

>>470137
I don't know anything about Chinese but I'm guessing it's an innuendo kek

>>470137
the girl he used to share an office with said they were his favorite fruit, he's perfect

>>470140
He is so submissive

>>470135
We have some good drawnonnies here but I can't wait for the unhinged chinastans to make Luigi doujinshi

>>469956
No that’s Chappie. Same director tho

>>469956
That's Chappie, same director.

>>469906
They do. I can't remember the exact moment in all but Sylus says "take a day off or work closer to me when you're on your period" pretty early on in the audio. The others are also clearly when you're on your period, I think they still also say it. It would be weird if they talked about sex this openly but avoided saying the word period, this is a game for women after all. But apparently JP fans found it weird so maybe JP otomes treat it as a taboo thing, idk.

>>469812
Not really, it's just being safe. You get to know the person and see if you have chemistry before having sex, usually you don't go on dates etc. after you decide to start a sexual relationship (unless it's like a fwb/situationship you also do stuff you would do with friends). You don't have to indicate anything, you just flat out tell them you are looking for something casual.

>>469814
Got it, thanks.

>>469784
Thank you for the laugh nonna KEK, what possessed him to do that kek.

My worst sex experience which I still fret about sometimes is hooking up with a guy and on my way out I’m sure I clocked a hidden recording device. I didn’t have time to process it properly at the time and it was something I’ve only really pieced together in hindsight. I’d say there’s a high chance there’s footage of me now being shared amongst degenerates and there’s nothing I can do. Just wanted to add this to the discussion about how having sex with men really isn’t safe at all, even if you think you know them.

>>469714
My nigel and I lost our virginities together and we while we both were inexperienced and had no idea what we were doing the sex was always good. Over time we both got better, and sex is amazing. It might sound crazy and I know people will think I’m retarded for this, but we dated 3 years before having sex and I think that contributed to how good our sex life is surprisingly. We are super close and know eachother super well. We’ve been together 6 years now and we still have sex daily sometimes multiple times. So, it definitely can get better over time if you two are compatible. I guess it also really depends on the moid. It sounds like your moid didn’t actually care about getting you off, or thought it was “too much work”

The beard… it thickens.

>>439255
OP of >>438952 here, they put me on birth control too, not even to correct my high T but just to make sure I had more regular i.e shorter cycles. It doesn't benefit me at all to have periods more often so I stopped. Sorry to hear they didn't do shit for you besides a pointless prescription, I hope you can tail off if you think you don't need it, I think that basically doing HRT at our ages is a bit of a risk if we're not sure it's actually treating anything.

I will never look cute or even normal I have the largest eyebrows on anyone I've ever seen man or woman they take up half my forehead. I can wear a mask for the rest of my face but eyebrows can't even be lasered. Fml

Why the fuck do hormonal cysts exist, I fucking hate having to do salt baths for the cysts that show up on my vag and I hate that I can’t move or run without accidentally popping a cyst on my ovaries. I haven’t had them for almost a year but now they’re all coming back and it hurts to sit down

I went to a gyno yesterday looking for an endo diagnosis because now every time I need to shit on my period early on it feels like I'm passing glass and I want to die. But it turns out my right ovary is swollen something like 11oz. Doc said anything over 10oz is questionable and 12oz is most definitely PCOS. My left one is normal at around 7oz. She said my ovaries look like a chocolate chip cookie. And pointed to these dark spots on the ultrasound that could possibly endo. I always thought my pelvis looked lopsided to the right but I thought that was just how my uterus was situated. I tried to get tested for PCOS years ago but I went to a moid doctor, and because my hormones came back normal I was basically told to fuck off and pushed birth control pills before the bloodwork was even sent out. She told me there are varying severities of PCOS, and fitting into more than two criteria is enough for the diagnosis. I fit into a few of them mildly but I guess I just have what they call Type D. My periods were never clockwork but also never missing for months on end. I feel apathetic being diagnosed with what I knew I probably had for years now but it's also nice to have my pain acknowledged.

I think the saddest thing to come out of all of this is when I went to tell my boomer mother about the results. She had really bad PCOS, even now post-menopausal she has white stubble on her chin. They put her on birth control just so she could get a period because she would go months without one. The fact that I'm here and posting on lolcow is a miracle in itself. I asked her what ovary gave her issues to see if we had the same fucked-up one and she said that she "wasn't really sure", and "the doctors thought I had it and never tested me", and asked if there was a test. Nonnas I wanted to cry. They didn't even bother to try to test her and just told her to swallow some pills to try and fix her life. I got results from a transvaginal ultrasound and they've had them since the 80s. Hell they could've ran bloodwork on her and saw her hormones were most likely screwed up. I hate the current world we live in nonnas but I am so, so glad that I did not grow up when my mother did. I would've pulled a Sylvia Plath.

>>468486
how are they not the same race

>>468539
Ethnicity whoops kek

>>468540
I’m not sure why being specifically Italian is important. When I first saw Luigi I really thought he was Egyptian lol.

>>468559
Well yeah his looks matter

less nitpicking more examples of CEO killer lookalikes eating pussy please.

Nonas is bellydance chain Nona invited to the Luigi breeding farm or is she too unhinged and might try to selfishly cut off his dick?

>>467747
She will 100% dickhoard

Who do u think is better at eating pussy? Luigi or rule 63 Luigi?

>>467751
Girl what

someone make a new thread please