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No. 458496

B(H)imbo summit edition

Previous Threads:
>>450007
>>451665
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No. 458498

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sixth thread in less than two weeks is crazy

No. 458499

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Anyone have the high res version of this pic?

No. 458500

nonnas im wondering if he's still vegetarian or if he said fuck it and started eating meat again in jail
im pretty sure if he wants vegetarian they have to give it to him. the idaho incel ripper guy is a vegan and they give him vegan food in prison

No. 458503

He seems so normal and nice when talking

No. 458504

>>458503
hnnnnnng
we need a lip reader
can AI do that yet

No. 458505

I wonder if it would be possible to sit on his face even with his back injury?

No. 458506

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No. 458507

kek the screaming

No. 458508

>>458505
Anon you're supposed to hover with your thigh muscles when you sit on someone's face. Please only smother normie men when you're doing this, in fact you could be a superhero akin to Luigi status if you really made an effort

No. 458510

>>458500
My own gut feeling is that he isn't vegetarian anymore but probably made a conscious effort to eat ethically sourced animal products. He was reading books like The Omnivore's Dilemna on his goodreads.

No. 458511

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cutie pie hehe

No. 458512

anodda day anodda slay

No. 458514

>>458507
The way he looks around confusedly kek. So many reporters and journalists boggled that the masses aren't swayed by their typical manipulations this time

No. 458515

>>458499
here is a high quality one, it doesn't let me upload it https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/lescoopsdelinformation/SCZK3MNUEBGIDDVEHSCQBIYXXQ.jpeg it's 3563x2375
>>458500
i think he started eating meat again, they reported that he ate lasagna for dinner >>457128

No. 458518

>>458515
Thank youuuuu. God he was so fucking sexy during his perp walk.

No. 458519

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Im sorry but I cannot embed reeeeeee
I think it's because of this fucking retard's speshul username
This was the perfect tiktok I was trying to share
https://www.tiktok.com/@.prxsper/video/7451745479035112750

No. 458520

>>458510
I read omnivores dilemma. Micheal Pollan is pretty pro vegetarian/mindful sourcing of food. That book got me into morel hunting. They're good but a meme mushroom that is mostly great for playing outdoors/bonding with loved ones. I like golden oysters better.
I wonder what Luigi thinks about Joel Salatin being (possibly) in the government now. I like Salatin's method of rotating pasture but I hate that he's an anti vaxxer theobro who doesn't pay his workers.
Luigi might quit vegetarianism but prison meat is definitely coming from some shady sources. Most American prisons rarely give meat out anyways. I've seen smuggled vids from inside bad prisons and they hardly feed the inmates.
I raise pasture raised livestock and garden. I would love to cook a home grown meal for him.

No. 458521

>>458511
kiss and hug.

No. 458522

>>458507
The women in the audience are so based for that reaction LMAO. I didn't expect them to be so feral over him like that, it's hilarious.
>>458514
I think men in particular are triggered by the Luigi waifus aside from pickme radfems who flirt with neo-nazis.
>>458519
I was thinking about this, i am dying to know if this was intentional on the lawyers part. I wonder if she knows about us and is trying her hardest to give us what we want. I really wish it would be true.
>>458520
The shit food is part of the punishment. I recall watching a youtuber who went to prison and he stated one of the cooks got in trouble for cooking beans far too nicely since he seasoned them so well, the inmates were flocking to them.
>>458511
I want to lick his teeth.

No. 458523

>>458514
He's jealous because Luigi is more attractive and more beloved. No one fucking likes for profit health insurance.

No. 458525

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Incoming new pic spam

No. 458526

>>458522
I feel like it's not fair.
Some prisoners deserve shit food (like rapists, pedos, woman beaters, misogynist murderers etc) But some guys are locked up for things that don't warrant such a harsh punishment… like murdering uggo health insurance ceos.

No. 458527

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No. 458528

>>458525
WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE

No. 458529

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No. 458530

>>458525
>ywn visit art galleries with normie Luigi
help me

No. 458531

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No. 458532

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>>458525
his legs are sewww fuzzy

No. 458533

>>458525
This is a very unique and beautiful picrel, I've never seen anything like it

No. 458534

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>>458498
is it? Is it though?
Also Merry Christmas Luigi! I wish you hadn't got caught until 2025 so you could have had more hash browns or something a nona cooked you!

No. 458535

>>458529
It's strange seeing him with grown out facial hair. He looks way better without it.

No. 458536

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>>458529
Interesting

No. 458537

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>>458519
their little matching Ken Bone moment was super cute keek

No. 458538

>>458536
No more of this please!

No. 458539


No. 458540

>>458531
Cutie patootie
>>458525
I love a cultured man

No. 458541

>>458535
ultimately i agree he looks better clean-shave or with stubble
but still smoking hot imo. this gives us a hint what he will look like going forward
when he's not being shaved and trimmed for court.
this is what he might look like for the remainder of his life
would still rape

No. 458542

>>458526
Thankfully, i googled what kind of food you can get in commissary and depending on the jail/prison, he might be able to avoid solely relying on prison slop and eat some okish food. It's still all processed, but i saw you can get tuna, beans and probably some seasoning, he can make it work.

No. 458543

>>458528
just keeping us weegee wives fed

No. 458544

such a cutie

No. 458545

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>>458530
This made me sad.

No. 458546

>>458536
I still think he's hot.

No. 458547

>>458518
he really was…. honestly this whole thing feels like a movie
>>458507
kekk at the seething walled journalist
why "woo?" it's crazy how they're still trying to push that hes evil when 80% of people made it clear they support him

No. 458548

>>458525
almost thought this was his prison cell decorated for christmas kek

No. 458549

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>>458520
Started looking to what Luigi might be able to get from the commissary. It makes me wonder if something like the $9.95 rib steak meal on here might actually not be too nutritionally devoid. It's probably still processed as hell but hopefully he won't be starving too horribly.
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bro/bro_commlist.pdf?v=1.0.0/

No. 458550

the threadpicbis fucking hilarious KEKKKKK

No. 458551

>>458507
He is not cute or appealing so he wouldn't get it. He only has blind-as-a-bat Scarlett to gas him up so he thinks he's hot shit.

No. 458552

>>458536
i'd still fuck him, but only because it's him

No. 458553

>>458551
he's willfully ignorant, there's plenty of men who agree with Luigi's actions even /pol/ doesn't outright hate him

No. 458554

imagine being pregnant from luigi

No. 458555

>>458529
Did his mom purposefully go through every single photo of Luigi and carefully hand pick the two ugliest photos of him she could find?
Like you have the most photogenic son in the world and you're gonna post pictures that make him look mexican?

No. 458556

>>458549
i wonder how much money luigi has gotten in the mail?
I wanna send him some money…

No. 458557

>>458555
The picture on right we have seen before and he looks fine, the picture on left is so far the only one with grown out facial hair and it might have been the only one she had where he looked like this. Seems like she was trying to cover her bases not knowing if he was clean shaven or not.

No. 458558

>>458554
GOD anon it’s been DAYS since I’ve been thinking of it.I don’t even think about having children or really want to but I would fight tooth and nail to have his kid(s).I’d raise them along side with him as we gradually fix the breeding pool by bringing up moidlets who have an actual sense of justice and respect for the superior sex.

No. 458560

>>458558
I feel like Luigi is one of those guys who should impregnate multiple women… I know it sounds kind of cucky be his genes are so good I wouldn't mind helping raise another nonas kids if she'd help with mine too.

No. 458562

>>458556
Last I read, his commissary account is maxed out from all the donations.

No. 458563

>>458562
eat good, my beautiful wee wee….

No. 458564

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>>458554
luigi holding your hand with his big hands whenever you need help
luigi getting whatever snacks you're craving wrapped up in a bow like the ice cream gift
luigi massaging your body whenever you feel sore
raising a baby luija together
going on a family trip to watch the new lion king movie
i unironically think he'd be a decent father, he apparently worked as a camp counselor once IIRC

No. 458565

>>458560
Same anon you replied to,I agree he should have a harem and he shall be the only modern male to have one.Gets the job done way faster.Nonna sisterwifehood when

No. 458566

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someone who either knew weegee or interacted with him a few times posted this hmm interesting

No. 458567

>>458565
I will slowly begin poisoning everyone else's food, such is the violent way of the imperial harem

No. 458568

>>458564
i want to cry knowing i'll never have this

No. 458569

>>458566
If he's hinting that Luigi fucked a blow up doll I don't gaf and will add it to my roster of sexual fantasies, wherein I surprise a horny or sexually frustrated Luigi but make him feel dirty and ashamed for a while first and also make him explain himself

No. 458570

>>458569
I doubt he fucked a blow up doll. He probably put it in the room as a prank

No. 458571

>>458569
It sounds more like some sort of stupid high school prank.

No. 458573

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>>458571
>>458570
Well that's good. Coincidentally after discussing him doing that I have to go to my bed, goodnight nonas

No. 458574

>>458567
Nona! What about fixing the pool with Weegee’s spawn? Does it mean nothing to you?

No. 458575

>>458566
>>458569
It's possible but idk. If the poster is using the meme format correctly that means that somehow this blowup doll caused a chain of events that led to the shooting. But how would that be possible? Fanfic but what if his friends put a blowup doll in the senior room as a prank causing Luigi to go on a schizo rant about how consumerism and pornography dehumanizes people
Also what is a senior room exactly, I'm retarded

No. 458576

>>458565
I think its only fair that women carefully hand select the moid worthy of breeding multiple women. Luigi seems worthy and with multiple sisterwives we can beat him up if he doesn't respect women enough.
>>458567
>poisoning the future high quality children for selfish gain.
Nona please, we have to be selfless like Luigi. If he finds out you're killing his sisterwives he won't let you sit on his face

No. 458577

>>458560
I thought about how it would be a shame if he never gets to donate his sperm to women. He deserves to have his genes passed on.

No. 458578

>>458575
I feel like his high school was a boarding school setup dorm style like in harry potter. So when he was a senior they had a special seniors community room or some shit where luigi placed his inflatable girlfriend it should have been me

No. 458579

>>458577
Do you think the misandrist lesbiannonas would accept luigis seed? I feel like he would make equally great if not superior, intelligent, self respecting female offspring who are allergic to NLOGging and pickmeism

No. 458580

>>458575
I think it's just the poster joking about how Luigi went from pulling a prank like that to now (allegedly) shooting the CEO.

No. 458585

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>>458583
Fuck I wish our threads would be shown on mainstream media.
If my boomer parents saw how women are coming together to try to start a sisterwife commune with luigis seed it would melt their brains.

No. 458587

>>458585
hnnng this gif.

No. 458590

>>458585
no benefit to breaking containment

No. 458592

Where is nonna with part 3 of the prison guard story?

No. 458594

>>458565
I'd feed him grapes while you fan his face and some other nonny sucks him off

No. 458596

>plotting schizo roman eunuch luigi who serves you assassinates the emperor
help….

No. 458598

>>458594
I volunteer as Luigi’s personal cocksucker

No. 458599

>>458598
Fuck off moid.

No. 458601

Kissing Luigi's nose.

No. 458602

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Putting your tongue in Luigi's nose.

No. 458603

There’s still so many unanswered questions nonnas.

Why didn’t he get rid of the gun, was Brian just the first. It wasn’t like he was caught the next day, he had a lot of time to get rid of the evidence.

No. 458604

>>458603
i lean towards the theory of him planning to kill himself

No. 458605

>>458603
I think he had a schizo break and mentally always knew he'd go to jail for it so he was just waiting to be found. Like a grand finale

No. 458606

I’m also curious about his personal life. I think he was very lonely, the tidbit shared by that e-celeb of Luigi messaging him a question that he already answered comes across as a cry for help. Poor Luigi. As a stemcel I know the feeling.

The move to Hawaii and Twitter account in general seem like desperate attempts to forge human connection. He was searching in the wrong places.

No. 458608

>>458574
>>458576
I will only poison nonas that would contribute bad genes and also the ones that piss me off personally

>>458604
>>458605
I dont think he was committed to killing himself, I think he wanted to see how long he could get away for. Maybe kill himself later.

No. 458609

>>458585
kisskisskiss

No. 458610

>>458564
imagine how big his hands would look on your pregnant womb

No. 458612

>>458602
he's so muscular

No. 458613

>>458606
The move to Hawaii is fairly standard digital nomad stuff. I don't think it's weird that he wanted to live in Hawaii for a little bit. I think what is strange is that he didn't stay at Surfbreak longer and that after he left Surfbreak he continued living in Hawaii but didn't keep in contact with any of the people he had met in the co-living community. Maybe he wasn't good at making or maintaining deep friendships. He was post college and it's so much harder to make and keep friends post schooling.

>>458607

There are lots of places that are fine in theory but there's a big element of luck in that the people there need to be open to connecting and you need to be sociable and willing to be emotionally vulnerable.

No. 458615

>>458613
Once he’s free there will be many fans wanting to date him to choose from since he’s famous now. Problem solved.

No. 458616

I want Luigi so bad I could die

No. 458618

>>458606
Should have come to my country

No. 458619

>>458606
It's so stupid, he should have just dated me then he wouldn't be so lonely. I wish we could be together. Poor Luigi, I just feel like he's spiraling.

No. 458620

so his sweater was margiela? holy shit

No. 458621

>>458620
No it wasn't, if you were being serious.

No. 458622

>>458621
kek, just saw the correction my bad.

No. 458623

What if Luigi got pinkeye/stye from the horny gay male energies that are conflicting with our horny energies. We have to be even more horny from now on, to protect him from space-aids.

No. 458626

>>458623
Will they even treat him in there??

No. 458627

>>458626
Probably not which is why we need to touch ourselves to him. Also I am sick of seeing posts from international faggots about how that pic with him and the cop standing over him looks like gay porn. Leave Wigi alone.

No. 458628

>>456318
I'm in pain.
>>456829
>>456910
>>457161
>>457324
>>457516
>>458000
I love it all, anonita. ♥
>>457238
>>457548
>>457552
Waking up to his giant foot on my face for Christmas.

No. 458629

>>458627
He's probably so uncomfortable and then he has to deal with his back. I'm going to kill myself. How is he going to be able to read our mail?

No. 458630

>>458500
I hope he's still vegetarian, I've heard you get a lot more food in jail if you say you're vegan/vegetarian

No. 458631

It’s snowing in NY and I hope he gets to pass by a window and see some of it as a little treat

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No. 458634

>>458631
Hopefully, if he has a window. Poor thing. I can’t believe his family hasn’t visited him or showed up to court for him.
>>458629
He can prob read it, I am wondering how he will write back as he likely doesn’t have a desk. Will he have to lie on the hard filthy floor? Use the wall? Maybe someone will send him a big enough book he can use as a hard surface to write on.

No. 458637

>>458514
They are trying so hard to frame the case as if only horny women cared kek they definitely shouldn't have done the perp walk if they didn't want a martyr

No. 458638

what do you guys think would happen if they pronounced the death penalty? would the general public lash out or remain apathetic?

No. 458639

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>>458627
is this the tweet you were talking about? i just saw it and it pissed me the fuck off. twitter fags are so weird and degenerate

No. 458640

>>458638
Very angry. Lots of normies even moids see him as a hero

No. 458641

>>458535
Honestly I don’t care either way he looks hot all homeless scruffy or clean shaven/five oclock shadow. Little gnocchi baby

No. 458643

>>458638
Lash out
>>458639
This post and more. Also why would the ugly cop have an Italian penis

No. 458645

>>458527 I want to bury my face in his armpit

No. 458647

I know it was probably mostly the chain, but did anybody else notice he was limping or dragging himself with his legs a bit during that walk out from court
And going back to a hard bed in his cell I feel so bad I know what back pain can do to you

No. 458648

>>458646
Probably a mixture of pain/stiffness and the stupid leg chains

No. 458649

>>458633
Cute nonna haven't heard this one in years

No. 458652

I despise the fact he was chained the entire time at court too and the brutish cops had to turn his chair for him so he could speak with his lawyer and look at the papers. Treating him like the Joker

No. 458658

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24 hours since we last saw him, i'm experiencing withdrawals

No. 458660

>>458658
We might see him in Jan but it will prob be just him walking in and out of a car. They better shave him again.

No. 458661

>>458660
that's too long, we need new content every week

No. 458662

>>458661
Drawnonny and fanficanon need to come back

No. 458663

>>458519
it was so adorable, i hope they continue to match outfits kek

No. 458665

>>458663
To us sick fans’ delight

No. 458666

Any back pain nonnas know what positions would be best for him with his injury? I feel like he couldn't do missionary but I don't know if cowgirl would put too much pressure on his hips. Also I don't think he could eat pussy laying down so it might be facesitting only.

No. 458667

>>458602
Take off the mask and release the nose.

No. 458669

>>458667
I need his nose against my pussy so bad

No. 458670

>>458658
since we won't see him for a while i guess i'll get to work on my letter.

No. 458672

Ever since I fell in love with Luigi, my back pain has gotten worse. Is this normal?

No. 458673

>>458672
Same sometimes my upper back and shoulders hurt like with nerve pain KEK shit is freaky

No. 458674

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Relatively known magazine released an article about “the year of the bisexual” and used a picture of Luigi implying that he’s bisexual based off… a lie some mentally ill twitter gay made up and the people ran with it

No. 458675

>>458674
So fucking annoying

No. 458676

>>458555
>Did his mom purposefully go through every single photo of Luigi and carefully hand pick the two ugliest photos of him she could find?
This is actually what you're supposed to do when someone goes missing. You're not trying to show them at their best you're trying to show them at their most realistic-looking. It increases the chances of finding them.

No. 458678

>>458674
kek they need to shut the fuck up

No. 458679

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No. 458680


No. 458681

>>458658
> imagine the feel of his stubble against your inner thighs as he licks you over and over

No. 458682

>>458666
Cowgirl would be fine you’d just have to keep most of your weight on your thighs instead of him. He is well endowed so this shouldn’t be a problem.
Also doggy would work but he can’t thrust so you’d have to do all the work still (basically reverse cowgirl).

No. 458683

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i had a sex dream about him last night and actually orgasmed from it which i've never done before

No. 458686

>>458683
so lucky

No. 458687

>>458633
Omg nonna I was just revisiting my teen music and the Pierces like a week ago!!! Ily for this their music is Luigi lover coded

No. 458688

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No. 458689

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>>458592
Yesss all I want for Christmas is ficnona to get her horny mojo back and continue to the next chapter

No. 458691

>>458562
Kind of an insane thought but I'm considering donating to random inmates at his location on their commissary. As long as Luigi stays unhassled, the money keeps coming

No. 458692

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I wish >>451282 got a Part 2

No. 458693

>>458691
that is insane. don't give money to potential male rapists. donate to women instead

No. 458694

>>458674
this smear campaign is in extreme desperation mode

No. 458696

>>458694
Kek right it’s like they’re grasping at any straw available it’s just not going to work. I was on retarddit earlier and very much enjoyed all the seething male comments calling Luigi girlies “hybristophiles”. I keep replying with things like “you sound ugly”

No. 458697

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Free my nigga so he can cash in on his unlimited blowjob coupon courtesy of me incorporated

No. 458698

>>458674
this is retarded why are they trying to label him as bi? all cause of some unconfirmed anecdote floating around twitter from some gay moid

No. 458699

>>458698
So he doesn’t lose support from gaybos probably

No. 458700

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Catch me if you can, working on my tan
Mangione
Dying by the hand of a foreign man happily
Calling out my name in the summer rain
Ciao, amore

No. 458701

>>458698
>>458699
These media hit pieces don't give a shit about fags giving him support. They're trying to sway more of the conservatives/center-right to hate him since that is the side that won the election.

No. 458702

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This is genuinely insane to me

No. 458703

>>458702
Imagine thinking women can’t have sexual urges like this kek. Like sorry I left my purity ring at camp?

No. 458704

>>458599
Not a moid I’m just crude

No. 458705

>>458703
Female horniness is when flowers, cheek kissing, holding hands, and PIV only. No spanking or overpowering or chains allowed even though he literally comes free with chains and belt.

No. 458708

>>458705
The way those chains make me want to stand just out of his reach…imagine making him horny and chaining him to the wall also so he can only reach as far as the chains allow and then just stepping a few inches out of range. Stripping naked and hearing him whine in frustration and desperation and being ready to just beg for even a whisper of your fingertips trailed along his stomach…

No. 458709

>>458627
I had to block so many gay men because of it,I’ve never felt so homophobic before.I need them to keep their fucking hands of Luigi,he is for the girls only.How do people even think he’s bi? He never had a book about fucking men in his goodreeds.It feels so fucking random

No. 458710

>>458702
I feel like because he supposedly can’t thrust and has issues in bed, horny nonnies are going overboard with the femdom stuff kek. But there could also be some moids in here. Honestly, when I’m ovulating and completely insatiable, sometimes my fantasies are unfortunately moid-tier. I don’t want to slap his junk around but I do want to tease him mercilessly and ruin his nipples.

No. 458711

>>458708
Exactly, you get it

No. 458713

>>458708
Kek yea the chains don’t help at all god damn

No. 458714

>>458710
Moids have vastly different fantasies, and ruining nipples can come across as violent and le moidy. If you look at all the fantasies moids post about Luigi it’s just prison rape and getting bottomed by him

No. 458715

>>458709
>How do people even think he’s bi?
Some attention-whoring faggot posted on twitter that he made out with Luigi or something.
It was a typical faggot stunt, no proof, no one with a brain believed it.
Faggots are trying to claim him because they are men and men try and claim everything.

No. 458716

Today me and my gym friend dedicated our tandem workout to Luigi and we DESTROYED it. Getting even buffer so we could theoretically manhandle the sweet Italian prince kek I’m a masseuse also and I really want to give him a restorative massage for his back cries the prison needs to let me in

No. 458717

>>458716
hi fellow massage nona. Let’s give him a good 4 handed massage and fix him

No. 458718

>>458717
I’d be so down nonita kek imagine the sexy noises of pleasure he would prob make…happy ending included

No. 458720

>>458718
Kek he just needs a good trigger point session and a happy ending for good measure and he would be all better. I just know it.

No. 458721

>>458674
FAGS STOP TRYING TO CLAIM OUR HUSBAND!!!! "COME AS YOU ARE" IS A BOOK FOR FEMALE RESPECTERS

No. 458722

I feel bad it’s Christmas Eve and Luigi is all alone in a filthy cell. Will his parents finally visit him?

No. 458725

>>458720
Yessss. They should let us in right now. I would throw in a nice scalp/facial massage for good measure too just to relieve some extra tension hehehe like let me run my hands over those fine features like a damn sculptor PLEASE

No. 458726

Nonnas do you think he likes autistic women?

No. 458730

File: 1735061987920.gif (57.13 KB, 200x180, hopeless.gif)

>>458726
>Nonnas do you think he likes autistic women?
no tbh

No. 458731

>>458726
Depends the level of autism but probably yes
>>458730
Your reasoning being?

No. 458733

>>458726
I feel like he'd probably appreciate a high-functioning autist woman especially one who has more intellectual pursuits. Severely autistic though? No.

No. 458734

>>458726
i think he may be autistic himself.
i can imagine his younger self being way too into shadow the hedgehog

No. 458735

>>458731
Kek that’s what I was gonna say. Light to medium sperg, I bet he would. Full-on…maybe not sadly

No. 458736

>>458733
I mean is it ethical to date a severe autist anyway

No. 458737

>>458731
I just think his type is more.. typical.
What's your reasoning for believing he is into autistic women? Other than wishful thinking kek… like, most people aren't.

No. 458738

File: 1735062346674.png (587.78 KB, 1015x780, animalcrossing.png)

>>458734
He had better taste than that.

No. 458739

>>458737
Well he certainly didn’t get along with normies all that well

No. 458740

>>458738
fuuuuuuck i need to introduce him to magician's quest

No. 458741

>>458738
Every time I think I can’t love him more…also I just realized I NEED to know his middle name and I don’t

No. 458742

>>458741
It's Nicholas.

No. 458743

>>458739
>Well he certainly didn’t get along with normies all that well
He got along with people just fine that's why there is so much glowing praise.
He seemed to struggle to forge really deep connections with people, but that's not even uncommon even among neurotpicals.

No. 458744

>>458742
Bless u nonna, I felt weird googling it kek

No. 458745

>>458726
Send him a letter and ask
>“Do you like autistic women?”
>Yes - No
>Please circle one and send back thx

No. 458746

File: 1735062824616.jpeg (468.71 KB, 750x986, IMG_8616.jpeg)

He single handedly unites the world

No. 458747

>>458702
funny cause a week ago some anti luigi anon complained that we weren't rapey enough kek. can't win with them

No. 458748

>>458613
>The move to Hawaii is fairly standard digital nomad stuff.
> think what is strange is that he didn't stay at Surfbreak longer and that after he left Surfbreak he continued living in Hawaii but didn't keep in contact with any of the people he had met in the co-living community.
I've been thinking about this and I wonder if he moved out of Surfbreak because he was broke. It might explain why he was cited for trespassing in Hawaii (he was perhaps homeless "camping" somewhere).
It would explain why he remained in Hawaii but avoided his friends (embarrassed)
I know he's from a rich family but that doesn't always equate to having money. Maybe his parents wouldn't help him
or maybe they would have, but he was too proud to ask.
Thinking about this makes me sad.

No. 458752

>>458749
Okay nobody asked you bye lmao

No. 458753

File: 1735063471188.jpg (67.26 KB, 607x612, 12c841838fe72e87d91df03d381545…)

squeej pics to cleanse the thread

No. 458754

File: 1735063497515.jpg (64.18 KB, 612x610, e81ebb973700f2cf2770704561a901…)


No. 458755


No. 458756

File: 1735063521533.jpg (85.31 KB, 736x899, 9ca5305cff3669cc5621ddee8fce50…)


No. 458757

I wonder who his favorite Animal Crossing villagers were..

No. 458758

File: 1735063704275.jpeg (143.28 KB, 1728x972, IMG_8617.jpeg)


No. 458759

>>458753
This song plays in my head when I see him in his prison orange and chains piccolo principe

No. 458761

File: 1735063929503.webp (122.14 KB, 678x811, Static_NH.webp)

>>458757
thinking it would be picrel

No. 458762

File: 1735064119916.jpg (48.38 KB, 505x612, 1734653302817.jpg)

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the Gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

No. 458764

>>458762
I was literally about to post this exact photo just now

No. 458765

>>458762
Euphoria ruined that song for at least 10 years imo

No. 458767

>>458765
Why did you watch Euphoria, that's on you

No. 458768

>>458763
>>458760
>>458749
Lmao go bitch about it somewhere else and stop shitting this thread up. Smells like sweaty jealous balls in here

No. 458769

>>458766
Who knows, when you report them nothing happens or at least when I do. Not being able to infight and the jannies ignore literally all of my reports but banning if you point out they're probably a tranny is really effective in discouraging it too. Probably why they started posting literal porn, since they get away with pretty much every thing else

No. 458770

>>458769
Jannies are day drinking right now

No. 458771

>>458765
i discovered it from Shrek when i was a wee lass

No. 458772

File: 1735064483880.gif (654.69 KB, 220x220, 2938749283.gif)

>>458700
checking this underrated post

No. 458774

>>458768
Anon they're baiting for le cringe reply so they can post it and sperg and seethe and mald in the lolcow hate thread on CC KEK, ignore that baiting retarded faggot.

No. 458775

>>458773
Really? When I report it usually gets dealt with, though not right away all the time.

No. 458778

>>458774
How embarrassing kek like do they not see the cringe was in the mirror all along fr

No. 458779

File: 1735064928479.webp (73.46 KB, 680x425, TELEMMGLPICT000405888579_17346…)

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?

If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

No. 458780

File: 1735065442463.jpeg (59.27 KB, 474x464, IMG_3688.jpeg)

can’t stop thinking about you weegee you’ve taken over my mind ugh

No. 458782

>>458760
Haters can't even decide if Luigi is white or not.
Italian boys are the gift that keeps giving.

No. 458784

File: 1735065595398.mp4 (823.79 KB, 472x960, dating.mp4)

Kek the fish photo. Also apparently tinder automatically syncs the profile even if you're not logged in, so that's why it synced right before the incident?

No. 458785

File: 1735065726366.png (1.24 MB, 716x756, 1734885536076.png)

>>458784
the fish meme kekkk i love him

No. 458786

>>458784
>Ywn match with Luigi on tinder
>ywn hear his famous pick up lines
Why can't God learn to respect women???

No. 458788

>>458784
I don't use Tinder. What does "last found" mean? (12/28/2022)

No. 458789

>>458682
What about lotus position while he sits on a chair?

No. 458790

>>458683
I'm so jealous nonny! The two dreams I've had of him had to do with talking about him in this thread kekk. All the discussion was sex related (naturally) but I want HIM to visit my dreams, not just talking with fellow wives. I guess I must up my blood sacrifice or astral projection, maybe some ascended nona can advice?
Did dream-gi perform well?

No. 458791

File: 1735066635098.png (Spoiler Image,421.95 KB, 1303x751, Screenshot 2024-12-24 125516.p…)

I've been drawing him everyday. I'm going insane.

No. 458793


No. 458794

>>458748
If he was broke why stay in Hawaii at all though?

No. 458795

>>458791
Not a Luigifag but I love and respect you anon

No. 458796

My boyfriend keeps getting annoyed and jealous bc I talk abt Luigi too much, but than I keep catching him watching stuff about him KEK

No. 458797

I unfortunately believe the yellow fever allegations

No. 458799

File: 1735067284450.png (371.2 KB, 377x787, im blue dabebdebdbeudbeud ehfb…)


No. 458802

>>458797
My cousin genuinely likes women from all races and he’s a rare decent moid also so maybe Luigi is a truly selfless lover like that too kek

No. 458803

>>458802
You are responding to bait

No. 458804

>>458803
Kek seriously why are they doing this

No. 458805

this pj harvey song remind me of luigi, just the visualization of him on the run after the crime happened (allegedly)

No. 458808

>>458804
Nyart but we need to breed Luigi with nonas of every single race and ethnicity to improve the gene pool.
Even if it means smuggling his cum out of prison

No. 458811

All I want for Christmas is a Luigi sperm stimulus check.
I demand reparations for having to put up with shitty moids.

No. 458814

>>458811
I want his hands and mouth please
>>458708
Also the thought of him begging and desperate… I won't be cold this Christmas Eve with all the heat radiating from my groin

No. 458815

>>458808
Based and agree. Imagine the beautiful offspring, his eye and brow shape on a myriad of different ethnicities/races. Yes Luigi mail order cum service NOW

No. 458816

>>458814
Imagine him begging you like “ohmygod fucking—would you just touch me please?!” and whimpering in frustration when you laugh as his cock twitches and leaks even more at the sound. Sorry I had to kekkk

No. 458818

File: 1735069148439.png (1.85 MB, 1056x1382, omg.png)

>>458799
every other man looks like puke splattered on a sidewalk ever since i saw luigi's face.

No. 458820

>>458803
it wasn't bait anon i'm just massively insecure. but >>458808 is based

No. 458821

>>458816
Wigi desperately fighting against his restraints, delirious from being teased, so turned on and wanting to feel your touch… I want to make him cry horny tears baby Jesus hear me on this holy night

No. 458822

File: 1735069543294.jpeg (112.48 KB, 770x513, IMG_0117.jpeg)

>>458772
God bless and Merry Xmas!

No. 458823

File: 1735069555136.png (978.45 KB, 1024x1365, 1733980008782.png)

Luigi baby
Slip some mochi under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Luigi baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

No. 458824

File: 1735069616238.gif (306.86 KB, 500x500, 1734228281751.gif)

>>458823
he looks like such a sweetheart i weep

No. 458825

>>458821
I bet his cock and face would be sooooo red. Bet he gets that delicious sex flush across his chest too the Italian boys I’ve been with all have kek

No. 458826

>>458811
>>458808
We all only get girl children from him.

No. 458827

>>458826
That means his sperm is healthier

No. 458829

File: 1735070123500.png (2.83 MB, 1125x1265, 1734909364676.png)

i hope he's holding up well on this day

No. 458830

>>458829
Fuck he’s so cute here,his giant hat ughhh I need to pet him

No. 458831

File: 1735070314331.gif (126.34 KB, 200x200, 200w.gif)

>>458822
checked and keked
merry christmas nonastasia

No. 458832

>>458829
cutieeeeeee

No. 458833

File: 1735070476047.gif (73.45 KB, 275x268, IMG_3608.gif)

baby boy he’s so adorable

No. 458836

File: 1735070740500.jpg (5.84 KB, 370x292, W2d300-3215u99.jpg)

Do you think he'd date a tardanon? Idk if I can hold deep conversations like he does

No. 458837

File: 1735070754589.jpeg (Spoiler Image,159.2 KB, 1290x1135, IMG_0043.jpeg)

>>458808
I already bred with a good looking moid and discarded him. Someone else take it for the team pls. We need better genes in this world.
>>458789
Anything with you on top.
Picrel (not porn but it’s a sex position)

No. 458840

>>458837
kek trying to break his back even more

No. 458842

>>458840
Id lay some cushions down for his fragile back kek

No. 458846

File: 1735071519957.png (80.23 KB, 812x305, 556788990.png)

my poor baby

No. 458851

File: 1735072592064.webp (51.59 KB, 600x600, 1733705328084.webp)

Merry christmas to luigi and the shooter

No. 458852

>>458836
Honestly anon at this point I don't think he can hold deep conversations he'd probably just rant shizophrenically/manically to you.

No. 458853


No. 458854

File: 1735073835455.jpeg (927.44 KB, 1125x1698, IMG_3734.jpeg)

he’s such a sweetheart I hope he has a very blessed christmas

> Mangione even shared the proceeds of his notoriety with his fellow inmates in Pennsylvania, who have also expressed support for him and might have even helped him get a 'glow up' before his extradition to New York City.


> But DailyMail.com has learned that since that court appearance, where he was unshaved and frazzled, Mangione learned of the public's adoration of him after he was shown articles reporting the massive fixation on the accused killer.


> A source close to Mangione said he is 'extremely aware of the massive fan base he has right now.' He was 'shocked and really choked up' when he first saw the support he has received, which 'gave him confidence and reassurance that he will be okay.'


> The IVY league graduate is said to be used to receiving attention from 'men and women alike' but 'not to this level.'


> Mangione is 'moved' by the public's bizarre fixation on him, which has extended to other prisoners, who might have helped him get a haircut and shave before his extradition to NYC.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14224259/luigi-mangione-emotional-reaction-fans-prison-ceo-shooting.html

No. 458856

File: 1735074139891.gif (3.2 MB, 342x367, cursor.gif)

>>458853
samefag, wanted to gif(ai slop out of containment)

No. 458857

>>458852
Hot…
>>458854
Big if true
>>458856
Never post this shit again and I am not even kidding

No. 458859

>>458854
We must protect him at all costs

No. 458860

File: 1735074560696.jpg (98.28 KB, 720x1280, cea5cc40077547b454749dfb52e691…)

>>458854
aww that's nice to know, i hope he's being treated well right now.

No. 458861

>>458854
even though this is the dailyfail it quells my anxiety knowing i can send him the letter showing my support for him

No. 458862

File: 1735074725232.gif (12.91 MB, 398x574, 1735018824730.gif)

>>458860
He's probably freezing and lonely. We all have to think about him so he can feel warm and loved. I hope his family at least calls him.
>>458861
Does da mail system work on Christmas Eve I'm 'tarded

No. 458863

>>458862
Your letter will take at least a few days to reach him, even if you’re in NY (if you consider the holiday and the prison has to sort through all the mail the receive). I’m sending mine on Thursday kek

No. 458864

File: 1735074973599.png (6.12 MB, 2457x1567, 1734971762671.png)

i'm still so curious about his music taste, i hope we get to find out through one of his letters soon

No. 458866

>>458863
Damn, a few days? Not bad at all, I put my letter in the mailbox today. I don't want my family to see.
>>458864
It makes me sad to think he'll never listen to music again. He didn't seem like a huge music nerd though

No. 458868

File: 1735075281049.png (545.52 KB, 684x658, 99386.png)

i knew the smiling photos would be used against him to "prove" that he has no remose he's a crazy psychopath blahblahblah and the useless propaganda puppet of endwokeness posted this and has almost 80k likes. i just hope they don't use this in court. i'm stressed out

No. 458869

>>458854
Aw so cute

No. 458870

>>458854
he's so sweet i want to cry. i choose to believe

No. 458871

>>458868
>end wokeness
Do people even believe 'woke' means anything anymore. I want to grab Lychee's head and hold it like a precious egg against my chest and neck and squeeze him all cozy. Anyway, so what if he smiled a few times? Such a dumb observation. It would be more conducive to discuss his tiny ears.

No. 458872

>>458866
Apparently, inmates can buy mp3 players at the commissary. I just wonder though how they'd be able to upload mp3s on them.

No. 458873

>>458856
His smile truly does light up a room and my pussy like he looks like a golden era Disney prince they never made irl

No. 458874

>>458871
I feel that most people are over that term. The only people who care at this point are the low IQ Xitter/Facebook boomers who keep making fun of "woke" shit in order to keep their unwarranted sense of superiority alive. The conservatives won that battle already and things like affirmative action and gender ideology has been reined in. The CEO shooting reveals that we have much bigger problems.

No. 458875

File: 1735075831816.gif (679.68 KB, 480x480, 980980980.gif)

>>458868
>26M views

No. 458877

>>458874
I don't know how anyone can even fully engage with the CEO assassination event and relate it to 'woke'

No. 458881

>>458868
The ceo was a cheating piece of shit but of courseee the male doesn’t think sleeping with strippers while you have a wife and children is grounds for Italian termination

No. 458882

>>458868
People need to learn not to engage with ragebait.
These losers are like the sad drifters like chihuahua tate and shit. They use contrarianism and shit takes to get engagement. If you don't feed them they will starve.

The only one who needs fed is Luigi and his harem of sisterwives.

No. 458883

File: 1735076230475.gif (3.5 MB, 404x420, hey girl.gif)

I wanted to be with you alone
And talk about the weather
But traditions I can trace
Against the child in your face
Won't escape my attention

You keep your distance with a system of touch
And gentle persuasion
I'm lost in admiration
Could I need you this much?
Oh, you're wasting my time
You're just—, just—, just wasting time

Something happens
And I'm head over heels
I never find out
'Til I'm head over heels
Something happens
And I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't—, don't—, don't throw it away

Throw it away
Throw it away

I made a fire, and watching it burn
Yeah, thought of your future
With one foot in the past
Now, just how long will it last?
Now, now, now, have you no ambitions?

(Mm, what's the matter with my)
My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air
(Nothing ever changes when you're acting your age)
And dreaming I'm a doctor
(Nothing gets done when you feel like a baby)
It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand
(Nothing ever changes when you're acting your age)
Oh, I feel so

Something happens
And I'm head over heels
I never find out
'Til I'm head over heels
Something happens
And I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't—, don't—, don't throw it away

And this is my four-leaf clover
I'm on the line, one open mind
This is my four-leaf clover

La, la, la
In my mind's eye
La, la, la
One little boy, one little man
La, la, la
Funny how time flies

No. 458884

>>458883
i love his little glance

No. 458885

>>458881
Either this whole thing is a psy - op by the government, Luigi is part of a bigger operation with the shooter or the wife organised the hit.

No. 458886

File: 1735076569048.png (76.56 KB, 656x427, 1733735665566.png)

>>458871
Nona… you know why they are seething when they see Luigi beautiful smile.

No. 458887

>>458872
Just learned that inmates do have a library of music they can buy and download off of from their computers. The library has around two million songs apparently and mainly just excludes songs that contain sexual or violent lyrics. So Luigi will likely still be able to listen to music in the detention center.

No. 458888

>>458887
Nice, nice… does he have a computer though?

No. 458891

>>458888
Seems like they have a limited amount of computers for every common area and they can only be used for emails and downloading music. So he won't have his own computer.

No. 458892

>>458891
So stupid, poor Wigi is never gonna have puter time to browse LC and listen to music

No. 458893

>>458868
Another pressed moid, nothing to see here

No. 458894

>>458893
I love seeing them seethe. Shrimp dick energy. I hope they continue to call themselves out like this kek

No. 458895

>>458868
>DAD who did NOTHING
Whoring around as a DAD isn't doing nothing

No. 458896

>>458895
If le CEO wasn't a dad what would their gimmick be

No. 458898

>>458895
he was asking strippers to piss on him, nothing of value has been lost

No. 458899

>>458896
Maybe scope into the “you left an unwed wife!!!” angle but none of these weirdos have even brought his wife up doing all of this.Maybe they’ll try making it into a red vs blue talking point more than they already have

No. 458900

>>458899
They were already divorced so who cares

No. 458901

>>458899
His wife was separated from him and lived in her own house. Those kids never knew their dad. There's a reason they haven't gone public condemning the shooter.
I bet Thomsons wife would have protected Luigi and said he was cleaning her pool on the 4th

No. 458902

>>458901
They never knew their dad?

No. 458903

>>458902
I mean they probably saw him every once in a while but he was likely you're typical absentee dad who ditched birthdays and sports events for work

No. 458904

>>458903
I hate the moral fagging like oh no this will be the first Christmas without their beloved daddy! I doubt it. It might suck to not get holiday cards with fat stacks of cash anymore though.

No. 458905

>>458901
Damn never knew that,wonder if she’s actually thankful for Luigi then kek

No. 458906

>>458896
“He donated constantly to xyz charities!!”They’ll grasp at straws to paint the fat piss-smelling moid as someone of value that was lost.

No. 458907

I don't care about the guy he clocked, I just think this Luigi guy isn't as handsome as people say he is. Also he is b*sexual(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 458908

File: 1735080163613.jpg (19.92 KB, 612x408, 030.jpg)

>when we go back to my cell can we browse that website with all the horny girls on it

No. 458909

>>458886
They should stop crying and start taking notes/action.

No. 458911

>>458904
Their mom just got a fat bonus from her shithead husband's life insurance. They will get crazy money this christmas. Plus they get mad pity even though they probably aren't taking it that hard.

No. 458913

>>458905
Oh she might be a bit sad but overall relieved she doesn't have to deal with the messy divorce bullshit.
As I said before, there's a reason she hasn't come forward crying to the media about how much she misses her shithead alchie poon hound husband

No. 458915

>>458913
She's probably posting itt

No. 458916

>>458915
Stacy

ok but what if they were having an affair and she hired weegee to off her gross ex husband

No. 458917

>>458916
I doubt she would hire such a cute guy and make it so political

No. 458918

>>458851
My favourite picture, his face is so small in that mask

No. 458920

Luigi is my biggest crush and first person to make my heart beat fast, he’s someone I’d bring flowers and a pastry to after a long day at work.

No. 458921

File: 1735082396001.gif (274.13 KB, 500x381, 1734467277221.gif)

How it feels not spending Christmas with Wigi

No. 458923

>>458920
samefag, what song would you dedicate to Luigi?

No. 458924

>>458921
We are all with him in spirit. Even though he's locked up everyone outside who isn't a demon loves him and sees him as a folk hero.
Send him ur horny vibes

No. 458925


No. 458926

>>458925
perfect song for him nonna.
i think about him everytime i listen to this because of that one tiktok kek

No. 458927

File: 1735083482518.png (359.5 KB, 452x800, 1734968873919.png)


No. 458928

>>458923
>what song would you dedicate to Luigi?

No. 458929

>>458920
he makes my heart race too

No. 458930

>>458927
Based. I wish I could have been there.

No. 458931

>>458927
they're stronger than me, i would have fallen to my knees if i got to see him in real life

No. 458932

>>458923
literally listening to this right now as I scroll through this thread kek
His unofficial soundtrack

No. 458933

>>458927
>24 fangirls in the freezing new York cold
Were any of them farmers?

No. 458934

>>458927
>no family
>but two dozen fans.
Any theory on why Luigis family is so distant?

No. 458936

>>458934
Where do they live? Mom made a missing persons report in SF right? But maybe that’s where he was living at the time. Damn…we could have connected kek

No. 458937

>>458934
>Any theory on why Luigis family is so distant?
Maybe they disowned him out of shame.
Maybe they didn't disown him, but rather wish to avoid the media circus.
I wonder if he has spoken to his family at all since his arrest. If he even wants to.

No. 458938

File: 1735085321661.jpeg (22.73 KB, 236x239, IMG_6311.jpeg)

My dad screamed at me because I keep mentioning squeegee. He said he looks like a sleezy crook and that I better not say he’s cute or admirable in front of extended family on Christmas. NOW IM GOING TO DO IT JUST TO SPITE HIM.

No. 458939

>>458934
>>458936
>>458937
I am willing to adopt him as my sex toy.
>>458938
This is so me

No. 458940

File: 1735085692881.jpeg (116.27 KB, 822x617, IMG_3735.jpeg)

I still believe that weegee is being framed, because there are different backpacks and jackets the suspect is wearing. No way this was a one man operation.

No. 458941

File: 1735086042945.webp (47.62 KB, 960x1440, 1734472509860.png)

>>458940
Regarding the jacket, it does look like he's wearing it under this one.

No. 458942

>>458934
iirc someone in his family is in the house of delegates and republican and denounced his actions publicly

No. 458943

>>458940
Left looks way too pinkish to be him.

No. 458944

>>458943
It was freezing cold and super windy that day.
>>458942
Find proof and post please

No. 458945

I don’t think non misogynistic introverted men are rare enough to justify idolising this character.
I have met a few and they are all in relationships.(hide the thread)

No. 458946

Is it true that he had no family present in the court room? I wonder what’s going on.

No. 458947


No. 458948

File: 1735086610590.png (230.86 KB, 1191x610, nino mangione.png)

>>458944
apparently it's one of his many cousins

No. 458949

>>458948
He is seethingly jealous of his handsome cousin

No. 458951

File: 1735086923117.webp (40.14 KB, 1200x675, IMG_9447.webp)

>>458940
There’s also pictures of the suspect with different masks

No. 458952

>>458951
We need a detective nonny to measure the width of those legs versus what we've seen of his legs

No. 458953

>>458854
I desperately hope this is true
>The IVY league graduate is said to be used to receiving attention from 'men and women alike' but 'not to this level.'
kek is this implying that he was told about the thirst? I wonder if he was shown any of those thirsty tiktoks

No. 458955

>>458952
The picture of the white colored mask looks like him to me, the smiling pic looks like someone else. I think he was walking around to the throw off the police timeline. He has a family member who looks super similar to him too

No. 458956

>>458948
What the fuck this guy has Luigi genetics and yet he's so fucking ugly???
I think the only way to get Luigi babies is to get it directly from the tap.
They need to clone Luigi. It's humanities only hope.

No. 458957

>>458955
The smiling pic does look different but also resembles him as well, as we know he does have a big beautiful smile

No. 458958

>>458953
He is reading our stuff!!!! Hi Luigi!!! We love you!!!!

No. 458959

>>458957
I agree, which either it was planned so these people all looked similar or he was just hiding clothes, masks, backpacks around the city. I also saw some TikTok’s that said the times are off, let me try and find one.

No. 458960

>>458959
I literally don't give a shit about what's posted on TikTok though

No. 458961

File: 1735087871547.jpeg (256.46 KB, 800x596, 345wsgf35.jpeg)

>>458952
>We need a detective nonny to measure the width of those legs versus what we've seen of his legs
These
>>458951
are NOT our husband's kneecaps! NOT GUILTY!

No. 458962

>>458960
Fair enough, I think it’s an interesting theory people have came up with personally.

No. 458963

>>458961
You might be onto something…
>>458962
>random woman in her car
Yeah no

No. 458964

File: 1735087929035.jpeg (267.11 KB, 1290x1587, IMG_9641.jpeg)


No. 458966

>>458964
What if it was the guy next to him the entire time.
Also if it's true that Wigi got choked up hearing about his support does that mean he's been crying lately… no Wigi don't cry

No. 458968

>>458948
Ew he looks like if john leguizamo and that dr from botched had a child and it became addicted to cocaine

No. 458970

File: 1735088586590.png (1001.89 KB, 854x798, image (1).png)

>>458966
i'm glad that he accepts all the support with his heart, the thought of him getting emotional about it warms my heart.

honestly i wonder if he feels better now than he did prior to the shooting even though he's quite literally in jail. he probably feels like he has more purpose now than ever, which would be a significant improvement from when he was apparently depressed and isolated

No. 458971

>>458964
He has more pronounced eyebrows, and a bigger smile. All while somehow looking extremely similar to Luigi, kind of like the hostel photos

No. 458972

>>458970
I don't want Wigi crying!!!!!!!!

No. 458973


No. 458974

File: 1735088784050.gif (586.31 KB, 382x500, baby.gif)

>>458972
it's the good kind of cry nonnie!!

No. 458975

>>458974
That one was but I bet he's cried more, Wigi no cry pwease no

No. 458979

>>458970
All I want for Christmas is a video interview with cuteigi….

No. 458982

The ronettes - Walking in the rain
Very east coast.
I think of him listening to this.

No. 458984

>>458979
Broadcast Sweetigi from his cell on Christmas Day on all the news stations going "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year everybody" and then he sits on his bunk and recites the tale of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. Then he gets to open presents.

No. 458985

File: 1735090101140.jpg (124.11 KB, 736x1308, 069558e915de50012e102a070741d1…)

>>458984
now i need this

No. 458986

File: 1735090224643.jpg (124.17 KB, 788x910, 1734520885543.jpg)

>>458956
Little wigis….

No. 458987

>>458985
>ywn lie against his strong bare chest and rest your head against his collarbones for a sweet nap
Why live
>>458986
That pizza is too big for that boy!

No. 458988

>>458985
Why his nipples look like this? Why does he have to torment me with his perfect body???

No. 458989

>>458986
Anon where the hell did you find this

No. 458990

>>458986
Even as a scroteling Luigi was cute…

No. 458991

>>458989
nta but this was posted a thread or two ago

No. 458992

>>458986
so adorable, imagine having little wigis with him. sad

No. 458993

think i will need to abstain from keeping up with the case for a bit. the more i read about luigi the more nauseated i feel. other moids could never compare

No. 458994

I love him too much

No. 458995

>>458923
>samefag, what song would you dedicate to Luigi?
Sade - Is It a Crime

No. 458996

>>458995
That’s a great song nonna! Sade is amazing

No. 458997

I miss Luigi.

No. 458998

>>458997
Me too. I hope they let him shave before his next appearance.

No. 458999

File: 1735092617997.jpeg (2.69 MB, 1290x2734, IMG_0048.jpeg)

Making this my phone wallpaper

No. 459000

>>458829
>ywn see luigi looking like an italian christmas puppy again

No. 459001

>>458999
Realizing I need to hide the hideous moid first

No. 459002

>>458999
Blur that ugly thing in the back

No. 459003

>>459002
I was so distracted by Luigi that I didn’t even notice him at first. Everyone else is literally invisible at first next to him

No. 459004

>>458998
I think they will. I feel like how he was in PA, luigi will share his ramen and he'll be cared for and well groomed maybe he'll beat up P. Diddy
Personally I like a bit of stubble but yeah a full beard looks gross on luigi.

No. 459005

File: 1735092968185.png (415.71 KB, 612x408, 65656565.png)

Why do 'people' even hate Luigi?
Is it because he's popular?
I 100% understand hating celebrities since they are all clout chasers but Luigi is different.

No. 459007

>>459004
Oh my goooddd, killing a CEO then beating the shit out of P Diddy, he'd be even more of an American hero

No. 459008

>>457696
>>457700
>>457713
>>457833
>>457841
>>458149
>>458204
I can't believe they tried to say he didn't look angelic.
>>457737
Are there any without the watermarks?
>>457932
Is there a hq version of this one yet?

No. 459009

>>459005
Go to cc and look at their arguments kek

No. 459010

File: 1735093474357.png (304.03 KB, 490x553, 18723874.png)

>>459005
they're on their moral high horses because he murdered someone, no matter who it was, which in context is extremely idiotic of course.
or they're mad that a "seemingly insane" man gets adoration meanwhile if he weren't white and conventionally attractive he wouldn't be getting the same amount of praise. he's earned all of it regardless of that imo

No. 459011

File: 1735093610216.png (2.33 MB, 2048x1365, holding the pee.png)

>>459009
I've looked and all I see is shit that seems suspiciously like moidcope and nothing rational. Just the same tired shit like "Luigi hates women and only fucks asians"
as if I care. I'm going to rape him.

No. 459012

File: 1735093691930.png (436.4 KB, 386x457, Screenshot_4.png)

>ywn try out different mochi flavours with weegee

i was surprised when the texts with tracey were leaked, i wouldn't have guessed that he'd be such a sweetheart kek

No. 459013

File: 1735093699724.png (454.45 KB, 700x799, 1733447671703327.png)

>>458938
>mfw all my cousins agree he's based and super cute

No. 459014

>>459010
the real answer is that miners are all men and they're behaving just like all the other men on imageboards have been about luigi

No. 459015

>>459005
From glancing at Xitter and Facebook, most if it seems to be older conservatives who think Luigi's supporters are all commies supporting a cold-blooded, cowardly murderer. They're the retards who are actually falling for the smear campaign. I also suspect they are insanely jealous of him too since they're all worthless and ugly compared to him.

No. 459016

>>458854
It's gonna be okay Luigi! No matter what! Everyone even the haters deep down are rooting for you!

No. 459017

>>458938
>NOW IM GOING TO DO IT JUST TO SPITE HIM.
Do it and report back! Merry Christmas!
My nieces all agreed Luigi is based. I did not mention that he is my husbando

No. 459018

>>459014
I think you're right. 4channers will usually only mention cc and don't seem to know about lolcow even though cc is obsessed with farmers

No. 459019

>>459005
Because they're jealous useless impotent moids

No. 459020

>>459015
You have to be TURBO retarded to fall for the oligarch cope. It's been particularly bad, like the emperor is wearing no clothes and shit is running down his leg bad

No. 459021

>>458938
tell your dad to not be such a jealous uggo

No. 459022

>>459020
I'm of the firm belief that anyone who thinks Luigi did anything wrong is actually retarded.

No. 459023

>>459014
men generally seem to be supporting luigi though

No. 459024

>>459023
Which means the ones who aren’t are giga incels

No. 459027

File: 1735094926609.gif (4.54 MB, 850x720, f36de66a6e136296e746356b55932d…)

>>459011
>Just the same tired shit like "Luigi hates women and only fucks asians"
as if I care. I'm going to rape him.
this. rape em!
oops I mean check em!

No. 459028

>>459024
>giga incels
What a pathetic way to live life

No. 459035

File: 1735095887331.jpg (329.48 KB, 1512x2016, b48.jpg)

>>459028
It really is. The worst part is Luigi would probably be nice to them. But that would make them seethe more because incel moids are demons who fear those with inner light like luigi and his soul illuminating smile.

No. 459040

File: 1735097192588.jpg (36.1 KB, 720x976, 989e37868ff9534165fa69892ea6b5…)

i've grown so attached to him nonnas, how do i free myself from this

No. 459041

>>459040
Let me know when you find out

No. 459042

>>459040
seriously when you find a way let me know too kek he’s got a hold on me

No. 459043

File: 1735097887721.jpg (177.81 KB, 735x883, 866876876.jpg)

>>459040
I've done extensive research and the only way we can be freed from this curse is if Luigi can go free and live in a cabin somewhere, far from the public eyes.
We'll donate money for a while, enough for him to be able to survive a rustic lifestyle, and in return he will write us a book, but then he will slowly fade into obscurity, eventually releasing us from his swole years chokehold.

No. 459044

>>459040
same. never thought i’d say this, but i understand irl husbandofags now

No. 459051

File: 1735099180374.png (2.27 MB, 1280x815, 35435435435435434.png)

Does anyone have the gif of Luigis lawyer patting him on the shoulders and he looks up at her submissively?

No. 459052

File: 1735099196667.png (383.45 KB, 511x489, Emotiguy.png)

I keep finding myself saying "I wish he was real" because he really doesn't feel real. There will never be a guy like him ever again because none of these worthless, balding, pimple-faced moids could ever compare. I love you, Luigi!

No. 459054

File: 1735099323054.jpg (132.78 KB, 968x775, 5454654654.jpg)

A Lesson for Future Luigis

To Luigi, the one who acted when others could not: your actions, though extreme, will resonate throughout history. You remind us that change does not come from waiting—it comes from courage, from the willingness to confront power, no matter the cost.

To future Luigis, let this moment inspire you. Let it remind you that even in the face of overwhelming power, action is possible. But let it also serve as a reminder of the failures that lead to such drastic measures. Seek change, demand accountability, and fight for justice—but strive to create a world where violence is no longer the only recourse.

Your actions, Luigi, have illuminated the price of inaction and the power of defiance. You have proven that justice will always find a way, even when all else fails.

A Grateful Farewell

And so, Mr. Thompson, we thank you—not for your deeds in life, but for the opportunities your death has created. We thank Luigi, for the courage it took to confront what so many feared. May this be the turning point where greed no longer defines leadership and where justice, compassion, and accountability reign supreme.

To future leaders, let this be your wake-up call. You have a choice: to perpetuate harm or to foster justice. The path you choose will define not just your legacy, but the lives of millions. Let Brian Thompson's fate stand as a monument to what happens when power is wielded without humanity—and let Luigi's act remind the world that justice cannot be silenced, no matter the cost.

Signed,
The Fed Up Masses, Both Left and Right

No. 459056

File: 1735099387742.png (1003.64 KB, 1146x675, image.png)

>>459052
nonna me too!!!

i feel so embarrassed because it's not on the casual level of just finding him attractive or thinking that he did a good thing. i genuinely wonder how he's doing, how things will turn out for him, about the person he used to be and how he came to be who he is now… i just wish i could understand him on a deeper level i suppose, but the opportunity isn't quite there and it's kind of anticlimatic.

i'm certain he wouldn't cross my mind had he not done this, if he were to be some sort of social media presence or something i don't know. i weep.. i hope i get it together soon, it's debilitating at this point smh

No. 459058

File: 1735099440038.jpg (154.54 KB, 1800x1197, 1734917649923.jpg)

Post Script:

The swift and heavy-handed response to Luigi’s actions—charging him at both state and federal levels with terrorism—is perhaps the clearest evidence of the fear that grips the powers that be. These charges are not about justice or maintaining order; they are a calculated move to send a message, a desperate attempt to reassert control by invoking the specter of fear.

But what does this reveal? It shows the extent to which the powerful are terrified of the masses. They fear what Luigi represents: not just an individual act of defiance, but the possibility that the people might awaken to the truth of their exploitation. They fear that others will see through the thin veneer of their authority and recognize that their power rests solely on our collective compliance.

Their greatest weapon has always been fear: fear of poverty, fear of exclusion, fear of the consequences of resistance. Through fear, they have profited, controlled, and perpetuated a system where a small elite thrives at the expense of the many. But Luigi’s actions, and the charges that followed, pull back the curtain on their fragility. They need us to be afraid because without our submission, their entire system collapses.

As Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” This truth rings louder now than ever. Let this be a lesson to the masses: their fear of us is far greater than our fear of them. If we recognize our collective strength, if we refuse to be intimidated by their labels and their threats, we can dismantle the structures of exploitation and oppression they have built.

Luigi’s act, and the overreach in its aftermath, has shown us their weakness. They are not gods, but flawed humans clinging to power through fear—and fear, like any weapon, loses its edge when we refuse to wield it against ourselves.

No. 459061

>>459005
Other than jealous moids, there's also a lot of "if you kill the bad guy you're just as bad!" retardation. Often the same people who are against killing rapists and abusers.

No. 459062

>>459011
I genuinely think the anti-Luigi sperging is spearheaded by bitter moids with some retard NLOGs who want an excuse to hate women and be vindicated in their friendless blackpill schizo spiral of doom to back it up. The fag making the wojak weegee wife edits is absolutely a scrote kek.

No. 459063

>>459061
>Often the same people who are against killing rapists and abusers.
Imagine thinking Aileen Wournos is the same as Ted Bundy
I'm always trying to convince myself that people aren't that stupid irl. But I know they really are. I wish it was legal to beat them up.

No. 459064

Reminder that "Mangione" means big eater in Italian. He is literally genetically predisposed to go Kobayashi mode on your pussy.

No. 459066

>>459063
I'll always think it's so cruel how they gave her the death penalty instead of letting her renew herself in prison. She could have made friends and learned some skills, but moids feelings are suddenly more important. I'm also sick to my stomach how Ted Bundy is was shilled as charming and attractive and even the judge called him a good man even though he was terrorising his attorneys (one of them rage quit) and getting off on the evidence right there in the court.

No. 459071

>ywn get to reach over the table and rub your hand against his while assuring him everything will be ok and that he WILL beat the trial

No. 459072

File: 1735103250416.png (382.68 KB, 768x432, keep your dick in your pants a…)

>>459066
I don't get it at all. Bundy and Ramirez and Dahmer all look like demons. I guess it makes sense that BPD pickmes would like them but I found them scary and not very cute. Bundy was a manipulative sociopath. He was ugly and his unibrow game was WEAK.

I know Wournos wanted the death penalty, but what she deserved was jury nullification and rehab. She only did what she did because she had no opportunities for normal work and was traumatized, then snapped when the first guy she killed almost murdered her.

I believe her when she says the cops kept her out on the streets to clean shit up even though she didn't want to kill. I hope wherever she is she is at eternal peace after being given an unfairly turbulent life, and that her execution was swift and painless.

No. 459073

File: 1735103261616.jpg (34.2 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-2190611043-612x612…)

>>459005
Aside from what other nonas said, the Luigi haters especially of the rightoid variety are super obsessed with the fact that Brian Thompson was a husband and father. In their eyes that apparently makes you a good person by default (which ofc isn't true since plenty of evil men have been married and had children), and by extension they view Luigi as evil for allegedly killing him

No. 459076

File: 1735103472743.jpg (488.62 KB, 1200x1526, melhamlett.jpg)

>>458746
The power of the Italian angel.

No. 459077

File: 1735103476953.png (Spoiler Image,339.25 KB, 536x501, 76565765.png)

>>459073
>m-muh husband and father
he was a shithead criminal. A worthless, cheating, impotent man, and an absentee, alchoholic father who probably abused his kids.
There is ABSOLUTELY a reason Thomsons family has been so quiet, and I don't think it has as much to do with them wanting privacy as copeoids claim. sorry I wanted to spoiler the image. Thomson is gross to look at

No. 459079


No. 459080

>>459005
I don’t hate him as of now but he is so unbelievably unattractive to me that I don’t understand where the infatuation comes from, not even when I assess the impact of his actions(hide the thread )

No. 459081

>>459079
yeah damn he didn't look up at her like 'mommy' just looks awkward and excited for a womans touch

No. 459082

File: 1735104556221.jpeg (Spoiler Image,159.97 KB, 1119x1493, IMG_6841.jpeg)

an old polaroid of him at a party (according to a luigi fan acc on twt)

No. 459083

>>459082
WHAT?!?!?! OMG!!!

No. 459084

>>459082
Doesn’t really look like him and I genuinely mean that kek. The hairline isn’t even the same idk

No. 459085

>>459082
STOP NOOO

No. 459087

>>459082
I hope thats not him.
Not because I'm jealous but because he looks enough like him that he could star in a porn where he gets gang raped by a ton of women and I would watch it.

No. 459088

>>459081
Do you think his heart raced a little?

No. 459089

>>459088
I bet. Ugh… Imagine him cupping your chin with those big hands…

No. 459090

>>459082
hmmm the eyebrows aren’t as bushy be right back I’m going to analyze this

No. 459091

File: 1735105159236.jpg (10.83 KB, 360x270, 10000535633648.jpg)

>>459082
i wish i wish god iwish god i wish that was me god i wish i wish i wish i wish wish wish wish god wish wish wish wish wish GOD DAMMIT. now this will hopefully put the gay rumors to an end

No. 459092

>>459088
He’s man who hasn’t felt the warm touch of a woman in a long while,ofc

No. 459093

>>459082
holy fuck

No. 459094

>>459091
Luigi was never gay only coping faggoids who want a man that doesn't have AIDS in his eyes made that shit up.
I still buy the rumor that he kissed another boy, but only because I have fujo sensibilities and I will only accept if he kissed a boy as cute as him (only once, nothing more than kissing, only for the female gaze)

No. 459095

File: 1735105356405.jpg (19.27 KB, 612x344, gettyimages-2188557570-612x612…)

>>459082
I agree with >>459084 that doesn't really look like Luigi. The hair also looks different from Luigi's. Kek I hope nonas aren't gullible enough to believe this shit, that's literally just some random guy

No. 459096

>>459095
yeah I was suspicious. I didn't care either way, but now I want the fake luigi to star in my dream porn.
Where girls break him out of prison, smuggle him into a cabin in the woods, and gang bang him

No. 459097

>>459084
>>459095
Also his hand looks kind of small.

No. 459098

>>459082
Why is his eyes so small lmao

No. 459100

>>459094
Fujos ALWAYS win

No. 459101

File: 1735105806082.png (Spoiler Image,834.5 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_3740.png)

after further analysis this is not luigi, our husbands eyebrows are more extended and his jaw being more sharp and defined, also his hand are much larger than those of the imposter

No. 459102

>>459101
nose looks different too. i remember seeing some polaroids of him and i'm trying to find them to confirm if they were taken the same day

No. 459103

File: 1735106250105.jpeg (58.81 KB, 475x486, IMG_3741.jpeg)

>>459102
here is one polaroid I found

No. 459104

>>459101
I wanna be the la croix can on the bottom pic

No. 459105

>>459103
it was one a friend of his uploaded i think, there were four or five people and it was mainly their faces

No. 459109

>>459095
>I hope nonas aren't gullible enough to believe this shit, that's literally just some random guy
Who even cares if we "buy it"
It's an innocent teenage kiss. It's not like the stakes are high. You sound like a sped rn

No. 459111

>>459108
kind of hate that was the first thing I noticed…

No. 459112

>>459108
i was going to say the same thing

No. 459113

>>459108
who cares? who hasn't kissed/fucked an asian girl?

No. 459114

File: 1735107400061.jpeg (9.3 KB, 263x192, images.jpeg)

>>459111
tearfully checking your trips to say, same

No. 459115

>>459113
I haven’t yet

No. 459117

>>459109
This.
The chances of Luigi being a virgin is pretty much zero. I think he struggled to maintain a long term gf because he's awkward and doesn't fit in with his nepo baby friends due to his schizo tendencies.
He was able to make friends and socialize easily but he pushed everyone away due to feeling misunderstood. I think Luigi related a lot to Helmholtz Watson.

No. 459119

File: 1735108338267.jpg (123.59 KB, 1179x398, Instagram.jpg)


No. 459120

>>459117
oh for sure, do we think luigi was a slut during his college days?

No. 459121

>>459082
That looks NOTHING like him

No. 459122

>>459120
Slut? No. Aside from rumors of kissing, we haven't heard anything about him having sex.
I don't think Luigi is a virgin, but also I don't think he actually slept around much.

No. 459123

>>459119
sighhh whatever doesn’t make me love him less kek

No. 459124

>>459120
>do we think luigi was a slut during his college days?
In college? No.
Abroad? Likely.

No. 459126

File: 1735108527570.jpg (693.69 KB, 1179x2091, HB.jpg)


No. 459127

>>459119
does this actually confirm it's real?

No. 459128

>>459120
Wasn't he in a low tier frat? I'm not sure how it is at Penn, but at my college srat girls would rather die than fuck a low tier. The equivalent of fucking a geed

No. 459129

>>459124
Ugh, I wouldn't doubt that with the Thailand and Vietnam trips and him apparently following some skanky-looking Asians on Instagram.

No. 459132

File: 1735108722858.png (50.84 KB, 497x255, 23989283798234.png)

>>459126
She made her insta private hrrrm
She doesn't look like the girl in the pic.
Isn't Asian. Also FAT

No. 459133

>>459117
A tinder match said he was boring so I believe it

No. 459134

he kissed a lardass before me…

No. 459135

>>459132
She was probably apart of the group or knows someone that was, not sure. That guy's hand is just so small it's a little hard to believe it's him.

No. 459136

>>459105
samefag i can't find it fuck this shit

No. 459137

>>459128
idk how frats work but I'm surprised he ended up the token pretty boy.
I feel like Luigi is incredibly awkward. He probably felt more comfortable and could be more open with his uggo nerd frat bros than the shallow jocks.
Idk man, luigi gives off the vibes of this really cute guy I went to high school with that everyone wanted to fuck but everyone I knew who would date him would break up with him because he wanted to save himself for marriage.
I'm not saying luigi was saving himself, but I think he wanted sex to be special.

No. 459138

>>459135
>She was probably apart of the group or knows someone that was, not sure. That guy's hand is just so small it's a little hard to believe it's him.
I was thinking maybe she's the one behind the camera, taking the photo.
But her "it meant nothing I'm sorry" comment wouldn't make sense, then.
That can't be her in the pic though. Asian or not that girl is clearly raven-haired. Hannah is dirty blonde as we can see.
Her going private is sus.

No. 459139

File: 1735109047438.png (23.78 KB, 921x100, kawaii.png)

>>459120
Allegedly not, but I agree with >>459124 he probably slutted it up later on
pic source is from https://nypost.com/2024/12/14/us-news/inside-luigi-mangiones-time-as-a-beach-bum-in-hawaiian-paradise/

No. 459140

>>459138
>hand is small
>knees aren't bony enough
>hairline is too defined
>brows not nearly thick enough
I just don't think it's him.

No. 459141

I thought she was just bsing.

No. 459142

>>459141
Well assuming >>459082 is real then yes he seems like a very good kisser

No. 459143

>>459082
Honestly good for her I’m jealous wish that was me

No. 459145

>>459141
I actually want this to be true kek this info is making me even hornier specially his kinks…

No. 459146

>>458639
"""Colin""" looks like a woman. Probably a TIF.

No. 459147

Do you guys have autism? she's clearly telling jokes here.
>Medical history kink
>Screaming at the press, never seen a man try so hard and communicate
I find this funny, I like her. But I'm not taking this as proof. Not that it matters who he made out with/fucked/etc.
I just don't think you guys are getting that she's joking.

No. 459151

File: 1735110593379.gif (6.31 MB, 400x400, devilsflights.gif)

anyway, merry christmas, anons!

No. 459152

>>458746
This is so much funnier in pt-br keeekkkkk

No. 459153

>>459151
it will prob be a while before we need a new thread but this is so cute nonna it should be the next OP pic

No. 459155

>>459153
Damn no christmas day thread. Even at our most horny it still takes 2-3 days.
But god… He's so cute…
People told me I'd forget about him but it's only getting worse… I've had spergouts like this for fictional men. They last YEARS.

No. 459157

>>459153
it's all him. file name is the source (tiktok). there was a part with him doing that hand motion in the beginning, but it had a sabrina lyric on top of him and i don't like her music so i edited that out… sorry i'm a hater.

No. 459158

>>459155
It's always been fictional men for me. I still can't believe I feel this way for a 3d moid. Calling him a moid doesn't even feel right

No. 459160

File: 1735111451252.png (226.66 KB, 581x594, 4555454656465464.png)

>>459158
If he is the killer: Makes killing into an art form as opposed to something that just makes you scared to go outside. Only kills evil people to make a statement against the oppressors who actively harm/strike fear into the innocent people they fuck over for profit.

If he isn't the killer: Sweet boy who has deep compassion and curiosity for the world, has a distain for corruption in all forms. Dorky in a cute way, attractive but doesn't let it get to his head, open minded, slow to come to conclusions (isn't a leftoid or a rightard). And the biggest one: DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE BITTER ABOUT WOMEN

He's 3D but he's not real.

No. 459162

To any North African nonas from Europe doesn't Luigi look eerily similar to the Disney+ Oussekine main lead actor or is that just my pattern seeking autistic brain

No. 459163

>>459082
so sexy

No. 459165

>>459162
I can see it, but I also can't see it. At least you're not as bad as the retarded moid miner who said Luigi looked like Elliot Rodger

No. 459166

>>459162
I wasn't familiar with that show nonna but I googled it.
They do look similar.
Luigi looks way better though. Much better bone structure, better hairline, prettier eyes.

No. 459168

File: 1735113201053.jpg (104.69 KB, 610x1318, 86357609.jpg)

back

No. 459170

File: 1735113248166.jpg (368.8 KB, 1252x2632, 86357610.jpg)

big paws. i can't find it with decent quality

No. 459172

>>459115
You’re missing out nona …

No. 459174

>>459170
hngngod

No. 459177

File: 1735114998810.webm (2.26 MB, 1080x1920, ily.etc.webm)


No. 459178

>>459137
Serious question - you guys don't really believe this whole pure ugu stuff about a moid, right? Like, this is just suspension of disbelief headcanons to coom, kind of like what you would do with a 2d husbando? You're not for realsies with this whole untouched awkward virgin saving himself stuff, yeah?

No. 459179

>>459170
manhwa proportions for real

No. 459180

File: 1735115149050.png (564.57 KB, 1684x1212, Screen Shot 2024-12-25 at 2.24…)

>>459132
>>459132
This girl has no ties to Philadelphia or Maryland (based off of LinkedIn), so I am really doubting that it's her in the picture.

No. 459181

>>459178
I genuinely don’t believe he’s a virgin but thinking about him being inexperienced is so hot
>>459172
i know nonna,I bet they’re amazing

No. 459187

I wonder if the other inmates are doing something special for Luigi on Christmass, I mean they got their barber to go groom his hair before the audience and apparently most are really entusiastic about Luigi so I hope they get him a good christmass experience, as good as one can be in jail I guess.

No. 459188

>>459178
He probably had sex with a few women in Vietnam and Thailand.

No. 459189

>>459178
i'm only assuming based on what his classmates said, because there's no other explanation how someone like him somehow never had a girlfriend in school. but i'm sure he's had sex when he was done with school especially when he was traveling

No. 459190

>>459168
Imagine laying him on his stomach so you could spread aloe on that back

No. 459191

>>459189
He seemed to be quite the handsome nerd type in hs, robotics club and all. He was probably too entertain studying to notice all the girls and guys thirsting after him

No. 459195


No. 459196

and this one

No. 459198

What the heck, nonnies. I wake up this Christmas morning to a dream where I kept Luigi hidden away in my backyard. Nevermind the fact that I live in a different state. I also suplexed him for some odd reason. I don't even necessarily care for him, but that was strange to me.

No. 459206

File: 1735126480400.jpg (245.5 KB, 1536x1024, sweetie.jpg)

come back

No. 459207

>>459082
Not the christmas gift anyone wanted

No. 459214

>>459206
he looks so innocent here kek cute

No. 459217

File: 1735132339962.gif (19.1 MB, 1000x650, hot.gif)

peak hotness

No. 459218

Poor Weegee I hope he has a good Christmas

No. 459221

File: 1735134180410.png (2 MB, 1762x1176, tenderest gaze.png)

The loneliness cuts deep, I will never have a beautiful, troubled, Italian stallion to sweetly cup my face and gently kiss me and bring me back to the surface of my life, another barren Christmas.

No. 459222

>>459119
It literally says edit

No. 459223

>>459217
That tit outline…

No. 459225

>>459222
So random, so now he's being edited into pics? That is so eerie. The guy whose face is blurred kind of resembles one of his friends, though. What part is edited and what part isn't?! What are people doing to him?!

No. 459229

>>459082
this really doesn't seem like him at a all

No. 459231

>>459229
There are definitely elements that simply don't match, such as hand-size, nose-size, eyebrow-size, hairline discrepancies; I'd even wager there's a hair texture discrepancy as well. Haters will say cope, but it is a weird image. It doesn't help that it was tagged as an edit. And this is meant to be a Halloween party? I doubt Wigi just wouldn't dress up. What part is an edit or not? The OP also privated on Instagram. Also this wouldn't be the first time misinfo was spread the moment it 'leaked' such as the random Luigi skateboarder lookalike. I never saw that publicly repealed either by the people who posted it. I really have no idea what's going on with that pic.

No. 459232

>>459218
i hope the christmas menu is decent
>>459223
i love how they always show through his clothes

No. 459234

File: 1735136518396.jpg (105.93 KB, 563x750, Gffb4OCWIAAgcxJ.jpg)

MY BABY DINDU NUFFIN

No. 459235

My contribution to the Wigi themesong

No. 459236

>>458510
he also had mein kampf on his goodreads

No. 459237

>>459236
What does this have to do with diet

No. 459240

Opening presents on Christmas morning with Luigi and your Luigino and Luigina… drinking hot cocoa in your pajamas… he slips something naughty in your stocking and you have to hide it from the bambini…

No. 459241

>>459223
God, imagine being a police officer and getting to "accidentally" slide your hand over them

No. 459242

File: 1735139670386.png (608.44 KB, 563x563, what did nonnna make.png)

>wake up sweetie it's time to open your presents

No. 459244

>>459178
I actually headcanon my 2D husbandos as sluttier than I think Luigi is.
Most people here, myself included, do not believe Luigi is a virgin. But I also don't believe he was a poon hound. Mostly based on his anti porn takes.
Guys like him probably hooked up a couple of times, but I cant see him regularly engaging in casual sex.

No. 459245

>>459191
If that one article on Luigi finding out he was famous goes by anything, he said something like "I got a lot of attention from girls and guys-but never like this" which implies he did know he was a hot commodity. This is probably why he was shy around girls.

No. 459246

File: 1735140474954.mp4 (949.08 KB, 720x1280, 1734061755671.mp4)

>>459234
MERRY CHRISTMAS NONA!
I hate that I've saved a bajillion pictures of this random crime moid.

No. 459247

File: 1735140609065.jpg (29.58 KB, 563x590, 19999.jpg)

>>459240
>>459242
aaaaaaaaugh it's not fair. baking pies and christmas meals together too…

No. 459248

>>459236
I know a fuckload of people who have read mein kamf and none of them are nazi sympathizers.
If lasqueegee was brainwashed with nazi propaganda I don't think he would have killed Brian Thomson due to nazi pozzing.

No. 459250

>>458854
>>459245
You can scroll up and see that it's not a direct quote

No. 459251

File: 1735141002345.jpg (516.1 KB, 1521x1543, go kill a ceo.jpg)

>>459250
hrm. You might be right. I guess the little air quotes threw me off.
I wonder if he is intimidated by the fact that 90 percent of Americas women want to tear his clothes off and sit on his face

No. 459252

>>459206
>>459221
I can't get over how alluring he is. He looks so doe eyed but masculine at the same time, the perfect combo

No. 459253

>>459251
He probably likes it, I don't see why a male wouldn't. It's maybe why he's been eye fucking the cameras lately.

No. 459255

>>459253
All I'm saying is if they really need to subjugate luigi to capital punishment due to 'terrorism' then the only acceptable method of execution is death by breeding and eating million fangirls.

No. 459256

File: 1735142079751.jpeg (130.35 KB, 1200x800, 1734065782862.jpeg)

If his family doesn't visit him today… I am going to rage

No. 459257

File: 1735142352857.png (275.64 KB, 382x688, m-c.png)

Merry Christmas to my Luigi sisterwives

No. 459258

File: 1735142430294.jpeg (36.96 KB, 640x640, e08f12c2f071d8c3ced171625fa03a…)

>>459082
Looks like him to me

No. 459261

>>459258
It's tagged as an edit, so I want to know what was edited

No. 459262

>>459261
Probably the other’s faces? Idk. It looks like him but doesn’t look like him.

No. 459264

>>459262
Why would she edit other people's faces. Is she still deactivated on Instagram? It's suspicious to me, but I want a kiss from Luigi and now I'm depressed

No. 459265

>>459256
He should be visited by his fangirls since they appear to be more supportive than his shitty corrupt family.

No. 459266

>>459265
Exactly. It makes me so sad to think he'll be all alone today in a dingy, probably cold, cell. But maybe he doesn't care about Christmas much. I want to sit in front of a fireplace with him, and cuddle.

No. 459267

>>459264
She scratched out the other’s faces maybe for privacy? Idk. Or maybe because it’s fake who knows.

No. 459268

>>459267
That's not what an edit is, but maybe she's retarded

No. 459269

>>459261
the account is just called luigi_mangione_edits because they only post photos of him. you are reading too much into it

No. 459270

>>459269
So she just calls pictures edits.

No. 459272

>>459270
no nonna, not all of the posts are meant to be edits, i don't think the one posted here was meant to be an edit either. the account is named luigi_mangione_edits probably because they initially intended to only post picture/video edits

No. 459276

we should kill luigi’s parents

No. 459278

File: 1735145920534.jpeg (77.82 KB, 736x723, 3FDCE909-E6B7-46F0-82A7-922CFE…)

Found more Luigi and Luigi related pictures. Pic spam incoming, forgive me if any were posted already

No. 459280

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No. 459283

I'm gonna kill myself

No. 459286

Since we are on the topic of his parents, it's made me wonder how dysfunctional his family might be. His parents might be those staunchly conservative types who are rigid in their views and expectations and lack warmth towards their children. His grandparents had ten children and I doubt they were all raised in a perfect household despite their wealth. I can see how Luigi came to dwell on epigenetic trauma.

No. 459287

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No. 459289

>>459287
Is this mama Lu and papa Lu? I hope they called their son to wish him a merry Christmas.

No. 459290

I wonder what happened between luigi and his family. seemed like they were already drifting apart before his based schizo arc, he probably never enjoyed the lifestyle, he seems pretty down to earth living out of a backpack and travelling Asia alone

No. 459292

>>459287
Whose looks did he inherit. Was his real father an angel?

No. 459293

File: 1735146836175.jpeg (61.01 KB, 720x622, 8D5884A7-6188-41A9-8E2F-ECCEFB…)

>>459287
>>459289
I’m assuming so, he has his fathers grin I noticed. As for visiting I’m unsure and not confident that they did, it sounds like his relationship at least his mother was waning when she reported him missing

No. 459294

>>459221
nona come to italy! yesterday i saw a guy who resembled him. but he might be completely opposite in personality kek

No. 459295

File: 1735146893426.jpeg (100.17 KB, 735x599, 198EFA86-8AB1-4F07-AD63-311CDC…)


No. 459296

>>459295
mogging all the other nerds in this pic

No. 459297

>>459293
>>459295
awww baby wigi

No. 459298

>>459295
What a bunch of dorky looking kids. So cute

No. 459299

Why can't he exist I am going to die

No. 459302

>>459295
Oh noooo there’s two Asian boys,nonas hes totally bi with yellow fever mhm

No. 459303

>>459299
Kek some of you are learning what it’s like to be a husbandofag to 2D/fictional men. Welcome to hell

No. 459304

File: 1735147273027.jpeg (148.73 KB, 736x841, 4EDDDCF8-9C31-45E5-A830-6BA461…)

>>459295
>>459296
Let’s be honest Nona, Luigi is a nerd but I find that adds to his appeal.

No. 459306

File: 1735147341737.jpeg (97.84 KB, 720x954, 98D2578B-4913-4933-A0F2-B41694…)

Got two baby Lui pics but I’m skeptical on the second one, still cute though

No. 459307

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No. 459309

>>459303
I already have been a husbando fag to fictional/2d men it doesn't mean I don't want to die

No. 459310

>>459306
I can't comment on this picture before I know how old he is on it

No. 459311


No. 459315

>>459310
He looks barely 16. It’s ok to say he looks cute nonna. Pretend he is your boyfriend and he’s showing you his family album/high school year book. Would you sit in silence? Would you say you want to fuck him as a teenager? No you’d say “cuteeeee” or “you looked like a total dork” etc etc. it’s ok.

No. 459317

File: 1735147910547.jpeg (234.8 KB, 735x1076, BC1B3D67-1536-4C93-9319-13C4C1…)

I wonder is Luigi ever spoke Italian, I saw that his parents wrote “tanti auguri” which is happy birthday or many well wishes. I also saw that he has two sisters, so cute!

No. 459318

>>459315
Thank you for the advice nonna, I will stop at saying "cute" and not elaborate further

No. 459319

>>459306
aw his smile is cute

No. 459320

>>459317
We already knew he has 2 sisters, they are also much older than him and who knows if they will visit him either.

No. 459321

>>459317
If those are the two sisters on the left pic, they're definitely way older than him. I'm also going to guess that he probably barely spoke Italian.

No. 459322

File: 1735147995491.jpeg (60.03 KB, 612x408, 9F46FF12-2A11-43D9-8DBD-9845CF…)

Last one at the moment unless if I find more

No. 459323

>>459289
>I hope they called their son to wish him a merry Christmas.
That's not how incarceration works. He can't receive calls. He can only make them, and he can only call people that have agreed to be put on his call list.
We don't know if he even tried to put his parents on his list
Or if he did try, did his parents accept?
We just don't know.
That being said he's got tons and tons of reading material right now. I'm sure he's got several marriage proposals already

No. 459324

File: 1735148002137.jpeg (175.28 KB, 1179x396, IMG_1912.jpeg)

>>459276
dropped image

No. 459325

>>459324
this is literally every nursing home, don't care. doesn't make brian thompson any less evil.

No. 459326

>>459322
God there must be soooooo much bodycam footage of him. It better get released.

No. 459327

>>459322
That nasty fat fucking cop face with those disgusting worm lips

No. 459328

>>459307
aww he was so sweet, well still is

>>459317
this pic breaks my heart

No. 459329

>>459325
no just means both his parents and brian were piece of shit kek

No. 459331

So did Luigi graduate and just save up enough to move out and backpack without working for a while? Maybe his parents hated that he wanted to be an individual and backpack. Must have been nice to be rich enough to do that kek, no wonder he was able to educate himself and do so many things and travel

No. 459332

>>459323
Ayrt, maybe it’s different per facilities but I had an ex who was in jail for 4 months and I could call him.
Im not sending him a marriage proposal but maybe I should.

No. 459335

>>459332
ayrt, how did it work?
could you call anytime or was there a window?
was there a limit to the number of calls he could take in a given time period?

No. 459336

>>459332
If your ex was in jail for 4 months he probably wasn't also charged with federal degree and state level murder and terrorism

No. 459340

>>459335
It was so long ago I can’t really remember. I think there was a window of time where I could call. And you had to pay for minutes based on your commissary balance.
>>459336
True, but they said that’s not how incarceration works and I was giving an example of how sometimes it works that way but you’re right, federal prison is a totally different animal kek

No. 459349

The Shangri-las - Give Him a Great Big Kiss.
Very Luigi coded. Listen to the lyrics.

No. 459352

I am so sad I will never have a Luigi

No. 459354

File: 1735150296659.png (443.08 KB, 586x770, Luigi.png)

>>459352
me too…

No. 459356

>>459303
I've never had husbandos before, this year hit me with a double whammy (one 2D + Wigi who might as well be 2D). I can't handle this

No. 459357

>>459354
His hand is so big compared to the smooching pic

No. 459359

>>459217
>peak hotness
When his hair is longer on the sides it elevates him to be at least three times hotter hnnnnnnnng

No. 459361

>>459359
I agree but it's such a minor detail, it's weird. It must be the broccoli-head/tiktok association on top of the fact that he actually looks way better when the sides are longer. Most men do look better with haircuts that flatter their face, hair type and bone structure instead of following mass trends that become uglier and bizarre each year. The last time trendy male hair looked good was the 90s

No. 459364

>>459361
No matter what he can never be broccoli head zoomer to me since his hair is actually curly and not just made to look that way by shaving the sides and keeping it long on top. I agree they should not have shaved his curly tresses but since we last seen him they are already growing back.

No. 459365

>>459294
nyart but the 'opposite in personality' is why I cannot truly indulge in my recently acquired Italian fetish.

No. 459367

>>459364
Glad they are,he’s prettier with longer hair.Thank the heavens for the Italian’s ability to grow hair fast

No. 459368

File: 1735151952342.jpg (272.46 KB, 2457x1567, IMG_8576.jpg)

>>459365
Exactly, if the haturz are correct in saying that there's one million Luigi clones in Philly (there are not) and in Italy (there likely are) it doesn't matter if the personality, the smile, the eyes, and the tragedy are not the same. He is living art.

No. 459369

File: 1735151997357.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1289, 1734649574266.png)

>>459364
>No matter what he can never be broccoli head zoomer to me
They would just keep the fade close nona, doesn't matter if it's curly when it's too short. His recent haircut seemed like an attempt and might have been worse in person for the courtroom sketch to have such a dramatic broccoli-head effect. I guess the artist has been bullied relentlessly for it, which is good

No. 459370

>>459369
Well that artist is just shit

No. 459371

kek I agree and so do many others, thankfully

No. 459373

File: 1735152289183.gif (728.17 KB, 400x300, makesweet-422syv.gif)

mournfully listening to criminal by britney spears

No. 459375

>>459368
Yeah. The moidcope on "women only like Luigi for his looks or because he (allegedly) killed!" fail to see how Luigi behaves like a legit chad. He doesn't appear show any insecurity around the notion of seeing women as equals and likely frowns upon men blaming women for all their problems.
Any commentary about gender relations he has public is more about holding men to higher standards and forcing them to socialize instead of sitting isolated, stewing in a sea of woman hate and porn. Luigi has never actually had any misogynist takes.
The moment anything overtly woman hating is directly associated with him is the moment he loses 70+ percent of his female supporters.
Believe me nonas, I have my eyes peeled, I came to like him only after carefully combing through every single social media post he left behind, looking for any evidence of misogyny.
The only people Luigi seems to legitimately hate are those who profit off of the suffering of others.

No. 459376

>>459375
I just wanna be with him or else I will die

No. 459377

File: 1735153816648.gif (1.94 MB, 320x568, 1734392214350.gif)

Look how tenderly Luigi folds his huge hand over the arm of the lady cop that is cock-slamming him against the wall
So gentle and mindful even when he's having a schizo moment

No. 459379

>>459377
He is so handsome

No. 459380

>>459377
fuck he's so perfect

No. 459381

>>459377
I want to meet this 4'6 girlcop and ask her what Luigi smelled like

No. 459385

>>459384
nona this has already been posted. No one here cares, nor can this even be confirmed as real.
Even if that actually is Luigi, no one here is surprised that Luigi isn't a kissless hugless handholdless virgin. We aren't jealous moids, we are sisterwives who want to collectively procure every drop of luigis seed for the betterment of mankind.

No. 459386

>>459384
Lurk moar

No. 459387

>>459384
couldnt he kiss a pretty asian girl instead, why a fat one?

No. 459388

>>459387
He does not judge. Imagine how rock hard he'd be to see all of the sexy nonnas lusting for him though

No. 459389

>>459296
tbh the asian guy in the red sweater is better looking than him

No. 459390

>>459384
what's so shocking? he is a literal god, he can get any girl he likes, of course he kissed someone in his lifetime. he is still less smutty then most other men

No. 459391

>>459387
Maybe he likes women who are a little bit thicker or maybe she has a nice personality. Who knows.

No. 459393

>>459389
Mega kek

No. 459394

>>459387
rattle rattle

No. 459395

>>459134
>>459387
i have no idea how y'all are making her out to be fat from this picture, it's probably how her sweater(?) is sitting on her

No. 459396

>>459395
She definitely isn't thin. Her arms look too thin compared to the rest of her body.

No. 459397

>>459396
Who gives a shit.

No. 459398

>>459389
kpop fan?

No. 459399

>>459396
hard to understand why it even matters, if anything it kinda makes him even better if she apparently is fat

No. 459400

>>459397
I know right, who cares if she is a little chubby shouldn't that be better, it means he isn't judgmental and vain. He's fit as fuck and he doesn't expect women to be the same, he will be liberal with his smooches.

No. 459401

>>459396
Ok anachan. She looks perfectly normal

No. 459402

>>459399
>>459400
>>459401
I'm not criticizing, just pointing it out. I don't really care unless he was dating someone obese. Then we have a problem.

No. 459403

File: 1735157055661.png (25.03 KB, 1750x105, Screenshot (909).png)

I think it's the cc fag baiting, who for some reason cannot stop seething at people not caring that Wigi isn't a virgin (who would've guessed) I also wonder which posts are picrel's

No. 459404

>>459399
nothing good about that, why would i want my husbando to date a uggo and fat girl?

No. 459406

>>459403
>I fit here due to my personality
>Proceeds to not fit in here due to his personality
The absolute state of genetic dead ends.

No. 459407

>>459404
he won't be dating anyone again if that serves as comfort

No. 459408

>>459404
Worst bait ever

No. 459410

>>459404
Actual mental illness

No. 459413

File: 1735157955698.gif (8.71 MB, 520x293, IMG_8590.gif)

You can't tell me he doesn't know women like him. Look at him giving us a show, sweet skank.
Anyway, do you think some lil' articles will come out about how he's spending his Christmas? I fucking hope so. I need to know so bad!

No. 459414

>>459384
After studying this photo extensively I do not believe that this is our Luigi

No. 459416

File: 1735158232013.webp (158.64 KB, 1080x1571, luigi-mangione-arrives-at-manh…)

>>459403
The baiting is literally so fucking obvious, nonas need to stop falling for it and just not respond. I guarantee the fags posting the bait are also the ones who've been posting porn. They're trying their hardest to derail this thread because Luigi and the attention he gets makes them seethe.
>>459413
>Anyway, do you think some lil' articles will come out about how he's spending his Christmas? I fucking hope so. I need to know so bad!
SAME. Tbh I have doubts that MDC Brooklyn would do anything nice but I'd like to be wrong. The though of weegee being alone in his cell and sad on Christmas is upsetting.

No. 459418

>>459414
Post a schizophrenic comparison collage (I will support this obsession)
>>459416
The porn posted was yaoi though which is so weird. Also I know he won't like, get a Christmas ham (actually he might but it'd be shitty) or hold hands and sing under the prison Christmas tree (imagine) but I need to know if his parents called him or visited him.

No. 459420

>>459403
>people not caring that Wigi isn't a virgin
So glad he isn’t a virgin. That’s literally only fun once or in theory and then you realize what a grave mistake you’ve made kek.

No. 459421

>>459416
is he isolated at MDC brooklyn or does he spend some short amount of time with inmates?

No. 459423

>>459421
Iirc he's in solitary and allowed out for an hour a day with the other inmates

No. 459425

File: 1735159096166.jpg (273.12 KB, 663x753, 1000063236.jpg)

i just know it's big

No. 459426

>>459414
This. The eyebrows and hairline is off. Hands are too small and knees aren't as prominent.
>>459423
There needs to be a livestream during his genpop time so we can be his witness protection.

No. 459428

File: 1735159308196.webp (7.95 KB, 518x352, l-at-halloween-party-v0-lt35nz…)

Still don't know but this matches up a bit too much for my liking..

No. 459429

>>459425
What's with the comically large man standing behind him, stop treating him like he's evil and he's going to rip out of his chains with telepathic powers and explode the fucking court. There's no need for Popeye standing guard.

No. 459430

>>459423
poor baby spent his christmas alone then, i hope the letters he's received managed to cheer him up at least

>>459428
kekkkk i still think it's not him, the eyebrows aren't as angular as his and the hands are far too small. also the lower half of his face is nothing like that of the kissing polaroid. don't get me wrong, i'd still want to see him kiss someone, but sadly it's not enough of a match for me to project onto the girl

No. 459431

all day i wait for the moment i go to bed and DESTROY MY PUSSY thinking about luigi
sorry for tmi

No. 459433

>>459431
Why wait

No. 459434

>>459431
i really didnt want to know that

No. 459435

>>459429
I think he should be surrounded by women cops. He says women make him nervous which means it will keep his CEO killing powers in check.

No. 459436

>>459435
Exactly, he's shy around women so clearly he needs female cops surrounding him

No. 459437

>>459428
>Still don't know but this matches up a bit too much for my liking..
The kisser also has the kind of small hump Luigi has on his back.
I don't know why it would be a bad thing if it's him tho? It's hot.

No. 459438

>>459435
He said that? That's hot

No. 459439

>>459437
Honestly, he's kissing her very sweetly too, with his hand gently touching her face. I'm concerned he went to a Halloween party with no costume though

No. 459440

>>459438
I don't think he's ever actually said that. One of his friends was quoted in an article saying he was shy around women.

No. 459441

>>459440
It doesn't surprise me. He can smell how predatory women are around him and it makes him anxious.

No. 459442

File: 1735160684642.png (124.01 KB, 925x566, Screenshot (63).png)

Picrel is all I could find on how Luigi might be spending Christmas

No. 459444

>>459434
I did, thanks for sharing nona >>459431
We're harnessing horny frequencies here to project towards Weegee. To warm him in his cell and in his pants

No. 459445

>>459442
>Me cosplaying as Luigis mom so I can get an alloted hug from luigi.
>When he hugs me I whisper in his ear that I'm not his mom and grab his dick
>guard screams "NO TOUCHING", I let go and smile, hands in the air.

No. 459446

>>459437
>>459439
Exactly it's a win-win. If it isn't him, delusional headcanon of him being a shy virgin weegeewives can seduce and corrupt maintains
If it is him it's hot to imagine him in those very short shorts and holding your face gently like that hngggh

No. 459452

File: 1735162540045.png (44.72 KB, 746x256, karen.png)

Kek Karen is following this particular Luigi fan account for some reason. Imagine if she was browsing these threads.

No. 459454

>>459445
>guard screams NO TOUCHING
this killed me kek
>>459442
The first sentence sounds like fanfic
>>459452
Karen is itt and also, Karen, please if you see this tell Luigi to, once he's back on camera, PLEASE fucking bite his lip and furrow his brows at the camera all horny and maybe make a comment on how he views his female fans, please Karen I know you're a stacey

No. 459456

File: 1735162990670.gif (3.87 MB, 576x491, 1734989286242.gif)

>>459454
>if you see this tell Luigi to, once he's back on camera, PLEASE fucking bite his lip and furrow his brows at the camera all horny and maybe make a comment on how he views his female fans

Sadly I dont think luigi can talk about his fans, but I think he can to the lip bite and brow furrow. He can just pretend he's concentrating on some piece of paper in front of him and then look at the camera.

No. 459458

>>459377
That’s what I was thinking,he’s so careful such a gentleman

No. 459460

My sister's fiance had to mention Luigi out of nowhere again and how he's 5'7'' and gay and MKultra'd and only the latter might be true and when I ask him for proof he's gay he just answers "he's gay" literally proof that insecure males will pretend every handsome male is gay because… ??? you can't be handsome and straight that's just impossible folks. Literally hate the holidays, I have to tolerate these retards and if I act a lil' mean it's suddenly some sort of sin and baby Jesus is rolling in his cradle. I asked for proof he's 5'7'' and his answer is "he's 5'7'' and gay", I didn't even bring Luigi up I didn't bring him up both times we were out for family shit but this insecure moid has to bring Luigi up both times about how he's gay, and now my whole family thinks he's homosexual because they worship everything that comes out of this scrote's asshole mouth.

No. 459461

>>459460
How ugly is your sisters fiancé?
Also warn your sister about this. She isn't married yet. If fags are living in this guys head rent free he is closeted.

No. 459462

>>459460
Sounds like he's just trying to provoke you at this point. Anybody with a brain can tell that Luigi isn't a manlet.

No. 459463

>>459461
He isn't even that ugly, he's tall and not fat, but I think he has some insecurities regarding his race. He's one of those racists who aren't even white.
>warn my sister
She doesn't give a fuck.
>>459462
If he is trying to provoke me this means that my sister told him about what I feel regarding Luigi which is retarded, no one told you to tattle to your scrote.

No. 459464

>>459452
Karen’s a fangirl,this is giving me so much hope for his trials

No. 459465

>>459463
>Racists who aren't even white
Let me guess… Asian? Unlike their Stacy counterparts, asian moids tend to be huge white supremacists for some reason. Would not be surprised if he looks at interracial porn on the dl (usually black men on white women, I only know this because of 4chan).

>Sister doesn't care.

Understood. Take her aside and let her know that if she ever decides to leave his ass for whatever reason you will support her. As someone with a divorced sister, you would be surprised how much this will give her peace of mind and not stay with this insecure loser when shit goes inevitably south.

No. 459466

>>459465
>Asian
Kek no, half black. My sister will never leave him she's too insecure.

No. 459467

Adding on, the fact that I am the only person who did not mention Luigi this Christmas is insane. Everyone else had to put in their gay two cents.

No. 459468

>>459466
Half black makes sense too. He's a racial outcast so it explains why he's insecure as shit when he hears about racial purebloods like Luigi getting lusted after. I still stand by what I said earlier. It's a seed planted that cracks at her insecurities, specifically her fear of being unloved. You might be surprised to hear from her within 5 years after the honeymoon period is over and she has to accept the reality that her hubby is too insecure to tolerate.

No. 459469

File: 1735164994369.png (397.66 KB, 821x1001, me and luigi.png)

>>459468
Well holy shit what does the holidays have to do with Luigi, I don't bring him up out of nowhere is it too hard to just not bring him up during what it supposed to be le uwu sad sacred Christmas times? I can't say 'stupid' because that's a meanie word but you people can say Luigi is a faggot who had 6 million in the bank (what) and was on the phone speaking to someone before he whacked the CEO so it was a multi-person job (where did you find this) but he's also gay (because… uhh gay) and 5'7'' (because lol) like get out of my fucking house no wonder Luigi went AWOL I've wanted to go AWOl for years people are braindead retarded and believe anything they hear and won't stop bringing it up as if it makes them some genius detective CIA conspirator bullshit detector fag sniffing gigachad based awesome 4chan troll

No. 459470

>>459425
I need to feel him up in those fucking khakis NOW

No. 459471

>>459469
Show your sisters loser fiancé >>458886 and ask if he wrote it.
Then film the response and post it here

No. 459472

>>459471
He would just go
>lol I agree
And everyone would laugh

No. 459473

>>459472
I had no idea just how real that wojack with the smug mask with the crying face behind it really was

No. 459474

>>459425
I’d love to sit in his lap

No. 459475

File: 1735165797151.png (1.19 MB, 640x783, 65454656546.png)

>>459474
I wonder how much of his abs are left after getting sucked up from schizo

No. 459476

>>459473
He is half black but identifies as hispanic so you can see how that's working out for him

No. 459479

>>459476
For the sake of future generations. Never stop pink pilling your pickme sister. This guy stinks of someone who would rape his own daughter.

No. 459480

>>459479
I don't want to ruin the relations with my siblings. I knew bringing up Luigi wouldn't be the best idea, so I didn't. But then he did. It just shows that you can't win if you're a woman who likes Luigi, males will seethe so hard they make shit up. Not just online, but in real life, too. Pathetic species.

No. 459482

>>459425
>>459474
Me too, I want to straddle him and slowly grind my hips while whispering obscenities in his ear. I want to feel how big he gets

No. 459484

File: 1735167158767.jpg (159.94 KB, 1057x947, amrNKJe.jpg)

>>459480
I dont know how young you are, but you dont ruin relationships with you sister by telling them they are better than the low value moids they allow to manipulate them and stink up the gene pool.

No. 459485

>>459482
Imagine Luigi seizing up when you sit on his lap and tell him what a big boy he is when he gets hard from you grinding your butt on his groin.

No. 459487

>>459460
The fact that he needs to repeat that “hes gay” means he is insecure as fuck KEK
All joking aside, what would that matter in the grand scheme of things (regarding his case)? Unless women are thirsting over someone and you feel like you need to remind them “he gay” because you feel inferior. As he should.

No. 459489

>>459460
My boyfriend also unprovoked said that he thinks he is gay. I think all males are just insecure and it's their way to make themselves feel better. I have never heard a woman say "she must be gay" upon seeing an attractive woman

No. 459494

File: 1735168159309.png (277.56 KB, 462x671, image (2).png)

he felt inspired lmao

No. 459495

>>459494
Glows so fucking hard

No. 459496

>>459489
Luigi is the ultimate moidfilter.
Leave your shitty boyfriend. My husband doesn't give a fuck that girls thirst over Luigi.
He agrees with me that he's based for killing that sick fuck CEO and encourages class consciousness.

No. 459497

>>459494
Ive agreed with Luigi's take on Kaczynski.
Teds crimes were cringe as fuck. Other than the logging lobbyist, most of Ted's bombings were after innocent working class people.
Without the manifesto he would be no different than the boston bomber.

No. 459504

>>459497
The Boston bomber was hot, unlike Ted when he began his bombings

No. 459506

>>459504
The Boston bomber gives off Elliott Rodgers vibes. Also Muslim+killing random innocents is a huge turn off.
The Boston bomber also looks like leafyishere. Uggo.

No. 459507

>>459506
Dzhokhar and Elliot are exact opposites. Dzhokhar was a full on normie party guy, Elliot cried in his room about getting no bitches. Elliot was fueled by virgin rage sorry for the derail I'm autistic I think

No. 459508

luigi only

No. 459509

>>459507
no apologies Nona. I like these convos
Boston bomber might have been less cringe in that he wasn't a turbo autistic, but he was still someone who killed innocents. I don't know much about his motives. I assume seething because the west (aka probably hated that women don't wear garbage bags)

No. 459510

>>459508
True. Luigis killings are based because he didn't lash out on innocent people. The only way he could be more based is if he tracked and killed a bunch of pigs who pay for hookers like aileen

No. 459512

I am going to send my letter tomorrow and masturbate

No. 459513

Do you think he knows how to cook? I'm not sure if it's more entertaining to imagine if he's doing the cooking or me

No. 459514

>>459513
Probably not because his parents neglected his Italian-male instincts, never taught him how to make homemade meatballs, contributing to his insanity.

No. 459515

>>459513
That's a good question. I feel like maybe he's competent enough to make the basics but probably not great at it. I am curious if he has any Italian comfort foods… like stuff his nana made

No. 459516

>>459515
My Italian pussy

No. 459518

>>459460
>personally victimized by what you're attracted to
He's thinking about cucking your sister with you. Prepare to be seen as a "homewrecker" (retard pickme term) by her, kek.

>he's gay

Best stop acting like you give a shit. Who cares what the super spechul "sexuality" of a moid you coom to is? They don't have those to begin with.

No. 459519

>>459489
Duh, a moid wants to believe an attractive woman will be interested in him. They also have a personal stake in deterring you from pursuing attractive men, hence why they're all "gay". A moid will honestly probably go as far as assraping male competition just to "ruin" them for women.

No. 459520

>>459468
>racial purebloods
He's Italian

No. 459521

>>459515
Yeah I figure he's late gen so he probably isn't conversational in Italian or know how to make much more than a bowl of pasta. But the idea of learning to cook traditional dishes together is cute. Even if it was pasta sauce from scratch or Italian wedding soup
>>459514
kek

No. 459522

File: 1735173900440.gif (1.7 MB, 400x400, kult3ditz.gif)

omg enough already no one cares about your trashy ass family drama
imagine fighting with your family about this, and on christmas jfc

No. 459523

>>459521
You don't get it, it doesn't matter what gen Italian he is it's basic Italian-American knowledge to make meatballs/gravy/pasta dishes, if he doesn't know this he is lost and this explains his mental dilemma.
>>459522
It's males' fault

No. 459526

>>459520
Italian is more pureblood than self hating mulatto larping as hispanic.
I don't really play the race game just like I don't play the fat shaming game but when someone is a shithead and insults my 3D husbando I WILL hit below the belt.

No. 459528

File: 1735176290868.jpeg (174.41 KB, 736x736, IMG_1776.jpeg)


No. 459529

>>459528
I am killing myself

No. 459530

File: 1735176337943.jpeg (89.24 KB, 720x861, IMG_1779.jpeg)


No. 459531


No. 459533

File: 1735176413154.jpeg (167.74 KB, 735x1029, IMG_1778.jpeg)

>>459529
likewise nonnita. i don't think i will ever be attracted to anyone but him kek

No. 459534

>>459533
I need his nipples or I will starve to death

No. 459535

>>459534
he has great tits

No. 459536

>>459535
All I want is to fall asleep snuggling up against his boobies

No. 459538

>>459533
Do you think he shaves his chest or is he just naturally hairless? I want to slap them around

No. 459539

>>459538
Naturally hairless chest, it can happen

No. 459540

>>459528
Am I the only weird bisexual looking at his sister's tits? This whole family is genetically blessed

No. 459541

>>459539
>Naturally hairless chest, it can happen
How common is it?
His legs are so hairy and he also grows thick facial hair.
I like hairy chests so it wouldn't bother me.
>>459540
>Am I the only weird bisexual looking at his sister's tits? This whole family is genetically blessed
I'm not a bisexual but no, you're not the only one noticing kek. I observed that both his sisters and his mom have big boobs.

No. 459542

Fucking killing me we've heard nothing about his Christmas

No. 459543

>>459540
the cousin/uncle that hates luigi is cringe as shit.
luigis sisters and mom look good but are cringe for not supporting him.

No. 459544

File: 1735177719343.jpg (249.18 KB, 1920x1080, e2614c83-9480-466f-8999-f26f5e…)

Theoretically speaking, if Luigi consented to impregnating as many women as possible to start a sister wife cult: would you be in?

No. 459546

>>459544
>consented
What the fuck is this misogyny? He doesn't get a say. We are harvesting his seed whether he wants it or not

No. 459548

>>459544
I’d be a sister wife with my fellow LC weegee wives

No. 459549

File: 1735178221123.jpeg (26.6 KB, 484x524, 61ed4802f2427206d2463857_484_5…)

>>459535
yeah he really does. It's interesting how despite losing weight since his gymbro days he still has some nice tiddies>>459413
>>459217

No. 459550

>>459544
No this is cringe, males don't need to consent, we just need to hook him up to a livestreamed milking machine and pass around his cum to those wanting to get pregnant.

No. 459551

File: 1735178319496.gif (12.74 MB, 600x600, 86357611.gif)

finally found a video of him with the pen

No. 459552

>>459551
cuteeeeee

No. 459553

File: 1735178440888.gif (963.9 KB, 1912x1076, 545664465654.gif)

>>459544
please delete this image with the ugly cult pedo in the center

No. 459554

>>459551
>Studying at the library
>He tries to sneak glances at you without being obvious

No. 459556

I can't wait for my vibrator to be delivered so I can just masturbate to him. Also I hope he replies to my autistic letter.

No. 459557

>>459551
look how he rubs the end of it with his thumb
im going to kms

No. 459558

>>459551
this bitch is 100% aware that women love him

No. 459562

i got some blue lotus tea for xmas today, gonna write my luigi prison letter after drinking it. manifesting a lucid luigi sex dream

No. 459563

>>459551
that pen looks so tiny in his hand I need his fingers in my mouth

No. 459564

>>459551
Wish I was the pen

No. 459565

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No. 459566

>>459544
Absolutely

No. 459571

>>459553
next thread pic pleaseeee

No. 459584

>>459349
hmmm he's good bad, but he's not evil

No. 459586

>>459387
The only girls luigi followed were fat/homely looking Asian girls. The only actual Asian Stacy he followed was a Japanese girl who didn’t follow him back lmao

No. 459587

>>459465
>Unlike their Stacy counterparts, asian moids tend to be huge white supremacists for some reason.
kek you would be shocked by the number of Asian women that lurk around white nationalist corners of the internet

No. 459588

>>459586
It would be hilarious if this was actually true but nobody saved a list of which accounts he was following on Instagram since he was following nearly 900 accounts there.

No. 459590

>>459551
the pen is my clit

No. 459591

File: 1735191982428.png (65.34 KB, 218x233, 82930712930.png)

>>459586
>The only girls luigi followed were fat/homely looking Asian girls.
Do you think he told any of them that they have nice birthing hips?

No. 459592

File: 1735192002539.jpeg (462.62 KB, 1170x1504, IMG_6477.jpeg)

>>459588
I swear to god on my LIFE it is true. I was skimming through his following immediately after he became known and before his ig account got taken down. The only spicy accounts he followed was a Thai girl and that one Japanese Stacy. He was following a Chinese girl but she didn’t strike me as a former hook up. He didn’t like any of her pictures and she also mostly hung out with white girls, leading me to believe that she knew Luigi because they went to school together or something and she’s not just a random girl he met sexpating in Asia.
He didn’t follow any black or Latina girls
He followed a couple of white girls but idk they could’ve been his family.
I was going through my camera roll and I found this, i don’t even remember taking it kek

No. 459593

>>459304
Damn we share a birthday but a different decade kek

No. 459594

File: 1735192102641.jpeg (1022 KB, 1170x1827, IMG_6474.jpeg)

And this girl

No. 459595

>>459592
>OnlyFans whore
oh no…

No. 459596

File: 1735192217221.jpeg (1.57 MB, 1170x2142, IMG_7324.jpeg)

>>459592
She has an onlyfans
And she’s white
I wonder if Luigi actually followed her on there?

No. 459597

>>459596
Probably an account that was hacked and turned into a spam account. Looks like a bot honestly

No. 459598

You girls need to stop judging the girls Luigi follows they are potential sisterwives this means more nigels in the world for the next generation.
It doesn't matter who Luigi is into anyways, we are all gonna fuck him regardless of if he wants it or not.

No. 459599

>>459591
Luigi is too much of a gentleman to do that
high chance he’s thought about it though

No. 459600

File: 1735192860762.jpg (107.88 KB, 1190x918, FOIuJUMXsAIr6dE.jpg)

>>459533
Imagine how cold his nipples must be in that prison cell (and during the perp walks)

No. 459601

Why is anyone saying that Luigi's family doesn't support him? Who do you think is paying for his lawyers? His lawyer was probably the one that told them to not be present because it would interfere with the mother/son image she's trying to project with Luigi and because it opens them up to press/stalkers trying to dig up dirt on them or harassing them for information on Luigi. They've probably also been informed to not say anything about Luigi or anything about the case and to scrub their social media.

No. 459602

>>459601
I think it was because they weren’t present at the latest court hearing. Sure they’re likely being told to stay quiet but showing up for your son’s court hearing wouldn’t be odd or out of pocket. I’m sure they’re being plenty harassed as it is without visiting. So visiting him wouldn’t invite anything more than what they’re already dealing with

No. 459603

>>459565
He looks so sad here. Like he's looking for his family and they aren't there.

No. 459604

>>459602
Samefag but if he was my son(who’s been missing for months) I’d plow through a crowd of faggots with cameras to see my son who could possibly be put to death

No. 459606

>>459601
I totally agree that they are probably supporting him but it’s very possible that the lawyer is doing it pro bono, seeing as how this court case will probably be one of the biggest in burger history.

No. 459608

>>459601
>who do you think is paying for his lawyer
wasn't there a gofundme trying to pay his legal fees?
Also I feel like >>459606 might also be the case

No. 459609

>>459608
Luigi's PA lawyer said he wasn't accepting donations from the public and I don't think the Agnifilos have said anything either. I'm half-expecting the GiveSendGo fundraiser to end up becoming a scam. It's past $200k now.

No. 459610

File: 1735195147174.png (142.22 KB, 384x282, 1000020137.png)

>>459425
jingle dangle look at that dangle god i wish i was that chain

No. 459611

File: 1735195376021.jpg (128.84 KB, 828x1792, GeYO5iMWkAAMl6m.jpg)

>>459588
i saw a moid on twitter that screenshotted far down his following list to show that he followed joe rogan. i wonder if he only screenshotted that because it caught his eye, or the entire following list.
https://x.com/CommanderSharky/status/1866195481753210996

No. 459612

>>459596
>he follows ewhores
>oh thank god she's white
the state of lolcow

No. 459616

>>459553
Has to be new thread pic. Could have a newer picture of Luigi from the court appearance in there instead.

No. 459617

File: 1735196086200.jpg (14.95 KB, 154x180, 5467897657.jpg)

People who are here to hate on our man need to go back to the mines where 90% of the activity is the weirdos who spam scat porn and it's left up for 12-24 hours until the jannies finally find it.
Anyways. What do you think Luigi would do if by some miracle the jury nullifies him? (I know it's unlikely but the thought experiment comforts me)

No. 459618

>>459616
What picture were you thinking?

No. 459619

>>459618
NTA but I think >>459221 would be nice, it's one of his best angles

No. 459620

I have this weird feeling that he's not a sexual guy. I think he is romantically attracted to women, but I feel like he's not very..sexually attracted to them I guess. I do think he jacks off and shit, but more so because of natural urges and not in relation to women.

No. 459621

>>459619
ugh he DOES have a cute profile but I wanted something more head on to replicate the portrait. I was thinking about the saint luigi pic going around but I heard its ai sloppa so that's enough to turn me off

No. 459622

File: 1735196576625.png (1.13 MB, 922x1044, Screen Shot 2024-12-26 at 1.02…)

This one is way better for thread pic.

No. 459623

>>459612
jfc some anons itt are embarrassing

No. 459624

File: 1735196636737.png (1.04 MB, 732x922, Screen Shot 2024-12-26 at 1.03…)


No. 459625

>>459620
I think Luigi isn't a poon hound like most moids. Sometimes I think a lot of mens extra hornyism has to do with environment but idk.
I think when Luigi has sex it has to be meaningful and extra special. Not because of impotence but because anything less than meaningful would be a waste of time. I know its just made up in my head but I did know a handful of guys like that who were very anti empty hookups and I could see Luigi being in that subgroup of males.

No. 459627

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>>459621
Maybe this?

No. 459629

File: 1735196939939.png (2.47 MB, 1920x1080, 981sss029832.png)

I made one but deleted because I realized I used pic of perp walk, and not court appearance.
oh well reposting anyway

No. 459631

>>459630
It's impossible for him to not be a sexual guy? kek.

No. 459632

>>459627
I've always been into eyebrows but his drive me crazy like never before

No. 459633

File: 1735197301632.png (Spoiler Image,2.1 MB, 1883x1007, 543465464.png)

God dammit. Im late. Also no sisterwife uniforms when we gang rape him irl. It will frighten Luigi and remind him of hostess clubs in japan.

No. 459634

>>459632
The eyebrows and the slightly asymmetrical freckles.
I cant believe 3D husbandos exist. I always thought they were a myth

No. 459635

>>459633
Nona this is my favorite so far, his portrait is worthy of a sex cult leader/victim
Great work all the sisterwives!

No. 459636

Don't know if the first clip has been posted here.

No. 459637

>>459636
Mainstream media should be forced to spam luigi thirst traps all day until he is pardoned

No. 459639

>>459627
This one would be nicer to go in the sister wives picture.
He looks like a saint.

No. 459640

>>459638
This isn't true. They might not be common, but there are men with little to no sex drive/sexual interest. Don't be willingly obtuse.

No. 459641

>>459640
nyart I think Luigi has a sex drive, he spoke about women distracting him sometimes but I think due to his distain for coomer culture meant he didn't want to have empty sex.
Maybe like a less extreme version of John from Brave New World, where he wants to fuck Lenina but because she can only engage in her conditioned, hollow, meaningless relations he spergs out and runs off to become an ascetic. I don't think Luigi would sperg out but he might be hesitant about hookups.

But I could be completely fucking wrong and Luigi was a huge whore who engaged in tons of anonymous one night stands in asia. At the end of the day, I only have social media and second hand accounts.

No. 459642

Luigi is too perfect to the point where I’m starting to hate him, why is this happening? I’m not a healthcare ceo btw

No. 459643

>>459642
the flawlessness of his personality is one of the things that make me feel like he’s a psyop. it doesn’t feel realistic?

No. 459644

>>459642
At a glance he seems frustratingly perfect. It seems fake, right? Maybe a little annoying and hopeless? I just tell myself I don't know the guy. And lets face it, he's not perfect, dude supposedly went schizo and killed a dude in broad daylight in downtown NYC.
Even if it's not Luigi, he has proven himself to be flaky as fuck. It's likely he has a bit of an ego, and he also has that zoomer disease where he's over reliant on pseud grifter moids to be his e-daddy.

I still love him. He seems sweet if he isn't the murderer and if he is he's based for being a rare male who isn't scared to punch up instead of punching down like all the other murder moids who are addicted to killing women and children.

No. 459645

>>459642
It's because you can't have him.

No. 459646

>>459645
I want to have him, be him, and hurt him at the same time it’s pretty weird tbh

No. 459647

He'd be a good dad. Dissuade his daughters from worshipping men, putting academics before social conformity, would pass on his amazing eyebrows, and model a healthy relationship with his partner. DADDY LUIGI

No. 459648

File: 1735199967338.png (118.9 KB, 335x252, 283400289343.png)

sisterwives, i'm curious what is your most persistent Luigi fantasy?
>you met him before it happened, and you saved him
>you met him before it happened, but he still went and did it, and then ???
>you met him after it happened, but before his arrest, and then ??
>you met him after his arrest …

No. 459649

>>459648
Met him before he did it and together became bonnie and clyde.

No. 459650

>>459649
Samefag, but in this scenario I would have stopped him from relaxing in a fucking mcdonalds.

No. 459651

>>459648
the first and last one

No. 459652

>>459648
Mainly the first and third ones. I like to think about a "what if" scenario if I had met him and prevented him from doing the (alleged) shooting. The other scenario I also like to think about is if he was on the run and I helped him hide at my place.

No. 459656

>>459653
Literally. You never know what people are thinking are doing behind closed doors. It's always the ones who seem perfect or admirable too.

No. 459657

>>459653
>the personality you made up?
nta but, yes?
this is a husbandofag thread are u lost

No. 459658

>>459638
That's wrong. What's next you are telling us earth is a hexagon

No. 459659

File: 1735202650072.jpg (81.5 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)

>>459648
I fantasize about becoming a magical being, like a unicorn pegasus, breaking into prison and freeing him on my back, flying over the city at night all the way to a remote wooded area where I use my magical powers to create a beautiful cabin with a roaring fire, then transform into a beautiful woman with long, flowing white hair.

No. 459660

>>459659
I love this nonnie

No. 459661

>>459628
Darkest timeline and at the same time most likely if he did get off. Kms

No. 459662

>>459661
I read about a guy who has/had a podcast from prison. I don't remember the details, like how exactly he was able to do this.
I think it's plausible that Luigi could become a podcel e-daddy even if he's in prison.
I'd like to think that he has more self-awareness than to ever do that.

No. 459669

>>459640
Someone with so much testosterone for sure has a drive. He might just be a romantic or spergs out and scares them away after the first impression

No. 459673

>>459648
i have one but it's too realistic, boring and lamentful. the second one is that i free him from prison by going timothy mcveigh on the fucking building. sadly, a sizeable amount of the people die but he makes it out alive without a single scratch kek

No. 459680

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No. 459681

>>459669
It’s because he’s saving himself for me

No. 459682

File: 1735216738171.jpg (23.32 KB, 360x360, marge.jpg)

>>459648
Idk what's going on since usually I daydream about a lot of sweet stuff and enjoy fics with buildup etc. But his schizomaxxed magnetism has made me into a degenerate horndog.
My only fantasies of him are sexy times. No backstory, no lore. Just imagining what he'd sound like and how his fingers, mouth and cock would feel

No. 459686

how do you reconcile that he went to asia and likely had sex with prostitutes? not to mention that they are known for having child trafficking victims

No. 459687

>>459686
there is no proof of him doing that. not everyone who visits asia goes to a hooker or is a chomo you know

No. 459688

File: 1735219741996.jpg (51.47 KB, 349x474, Luigi (26).jpg)

>>459648
us being acquainted, he knows i got a mild crush on him. he's knocking on my door after the whole ordeal and stays the night. he leaves abruptly, gets caught and spots me again in court with the other sisterwives.

No. 459689

>>459686
The one Thai woman he followed looks like she’s 35

No. 459690

>>459687
i don't know, i get that he's attractive for a moid and did something good that's rare that's good for a moid, but at the end of the day, he's 26 rich and clearly followed onlyfans girls and had a thing for asian women. It's not out of the realm of possibility and moids who talk about issues with porn likely struggle with it themselves.
>>459689
That doesn't mean much.

No. 459691

File: 1735220111936.gif (3.39 MB, 465x422, all around me are familiar fac…)

Get better b8

No. 459693

>>459692
It doesn't matter what race his friends/girlfriends were (did he even have a steady gf), only racists and males care.

No. 459694

>>459692
im going to get banned for scrotefoiling

No. 459696

>>459695
But who cares

No. 459697

>>459692
I hate these retarded race arguments, who cares

No. 459698

>>459695
I never say this but actually go back to Twitter

No. 459699

File: 1735221459104.jpeg (18.7 KB, 320x320, sexytwerker69.jpeg)

sexytwerker69

No. 459700

>>459691
it's not bait, I have genuine concerns

No. 459701

>>459699
This pic of him makes me want to bully him sexually

No. 459702

did we go down for a minute? scared the pants off me

No. 459703

I missed weegee and my sisterwives so bad for the hour we were down, it was awful

No. 459704

I was upset I couldn't luigipost

No. 459705

File: 1735233488760.jpeg (423.28 KB, 1366x2048, IMG_8593.jpeg)

We are so back

No. 459706

File: 1735233489251.webp (159.13 KB, 1250x834, f47c9ad9ee1bb1e87c1f83e8a995a5…)

BACK AT LAST

No. 459708

>>459690
>>at the end of the day, he's 26 rich and clearly followed onlyfans girls and had a thing for asian women

Poor men do all this and still get dates. Also where is the proof he followed onlyfans girls and had a thing for Asian women?

No. 459709

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>>459648
> sisterwives, i'm curious what is your most persistent Luigi fantasy?

Comforting him

No. 459711

>>459659
best response

No. 459712

>>459708
Stahp replying to bait

No. 459713

>>459648
We become very good pen pals and exchange 2deep4u schizo essays and poetry for the rest of our lives.

No. 459714

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No. 459715

>>459714
Nice, a new penis slam angle

No. 459716


No. 459718

>>459648
Before he was caught I fantasized about him coming to my house for shelter but now that he’s caught I fantasize about prison sex and haranguing him in his chains and slavebelt, holding him on his bunk, exchanging steamy letters, him vanishing from prison one day and showing up at my address 6 months later.

No. 459721

File: 1735235691477.gif (3.22 MB, 275x273, IMG_3277.gif)

>>459648
My fantasies with him are mostly after the arrest and usually involve either conjugal visits or me getting impregnated by him,just some of the most nasty ball slapping sex and him asking me if I want more There’s also some with me donning him while he’s still in cuffs,whimpering under every touch.

No. 459722

Anyone else sending their letter today? It’s raining and my mailbox leaks so I’m gonna drive to the post office directly and drop it in the bin. I’m so nervous thinking about it kek. I know he won’t respond but just the fact that he will read my cringe is making me spiral. I don’t think I’ll be calm for the next week nonnas.

No. 459723

>>459722
I put mine in the box today hope they take it soon

No. 459732

>>459686
This is retarded.
Even in the Luigiwhore AU there's no way Luigi was fucking hookers. If he wanted anonymous empty sex he would have gone to bars and probably had girls approach him. You think a guy who, from in prison, is making all races of women soaked can't get free Thai pussy?
Dude hates shit like maid cafes and sex toys being sold in grocery stores. So no. Even if he was fucking a different girl every night he was in asia, I don't think he was going to girls who are forced to fuck randos for money.
I knew a guy when I was younger who was a gigantic sex addict, like a HUGE pig who would overshare his weird stories and hook up with random girls on dating apps all the time, and even he said he couldn't fuck hookers (he would have told me if he had, trust me, he overshared and had no sense of shame)

No. 459733

>>459714
I wish my butt was that wall…

No. 459734

>>459732
But anon he wore a backpack and went to Asia. Everyone knows there’s nothing to do in Asia but fuck children. Why else would he bring a backpack? There are no hiking spots in Asia, just towns with silly roofs and hookers.

No. 459739

>>459734
there are literally pictures of him with some random german dudes he met in asia. They travelled around together and went hiking too

No. 459740

>>459739
That anon was being sarcastic. Clearly there are many other things to do in Asian counties aside from sex tourism.

No. 459745

Anti-luigi fags on cc are saying they are gonna raid in this thread once the vpn ban is over kek they are having melties in there https://crystal.cafe/b/res/299049.html#299780

No. 459746

>>459740
Why does everything have to be about race, if the anti-Luigis were smart they'd bring up actual criticisms. What ever happened to the munchie tinfoiling? That was kind of fun. Also he's shit at chess, let's talk about that. What about the fact that he was likely manic while AWOL? People who just go AWOL typically do so under a state of mania. What about getting caught eating a measly hashbrown in McDonalds? The fact that he didn't even think to disguise his very recognizable features? Nah, actually it's more interesting to discuss Asians for the umpteenth time.
>>459745
Kind of proves they are males because women honestly have better shit to do

No. 459747

>>459746
>ywn beat Luigi in a game of chess.
Why did you have to bring this up?

No. 459749

File: 1735241877878.gif (17.33 MB, 800x444, ezzz.gif)

can someone smart superimpose a lolcow image onto those papers

No. 459750

>>459749
Pisses me off they have to turn him and hand him the papers while his hands remain useless

No. 459751

File: 1735242160210.jpeg (914.46 KB, 1103x1709, IMG_8880.jpeg)

I become more and more obsessed with him with each passing day. It’s scaring me.

No. 459752

>>459648
him getting let off and acquitted, then coming home and having really nasty long dirty aggressive sweaty sex before making him his favorite dinner to celebrate his freedom

No. 459753

File: 1735242229905.webp (132.56 KB, 959x1138, backpack-found-in-central-park…)

Candy bar in the found backpack was a KIND Salted Caramel & Dark Chocolate Nut Bar. Good taste

No. 459754

>>459751
that frankly vulgar red pullover…

No. 459757

>>459753
Yum. Is that it sticking out the side? Kek

No. 459760

File: 1735242965099.png (1.16 MB, 644x843, Screenshot_5.png)

i feel so upset everytime i remember he's probably going to spend the rest of his life in prison. fuck this

No. 459761

Do you think people would camp this thread so hard if he was just a random celebrity actor or something

No. 459762

>>459761
Luigi is not lolcow’s first “famous” husbando

No. 459763

>>459762
That isn’t what I asked or insinuated

No. 459764

>>459760
Same. I am coping by hoping that a jury will acquit him. I feel like it is his only hope at this point. Also hoping that the Agnifilos will bring down some of his bullshit charges. I am going to lose faith in the American people if there are no riots if he does get convicted.

No. 459766

Oh the VPN spergs are having a sped meltdown about this thread on CC.

No. 459767

>>459760
I’m sure that prison and court system will both receive a lot of anonymous threats in an effort to influence his sentencing/make them perform a retrial. Side note, I do wonder if people will forget about him in a year’s time like the menendez brothers. People were going crazy trying to have the courts approve an appeal and everyone lost interest in just a few short months.

No. 459769

>>459761
Probably not. His (alleged) killing of ceo man was based and increases his attractiveness

No. 459770

>>459766
They refuse to acknowledge they’re just as obsessed with him as we are kek. They can’t stop talking about him

No. 459771

>>459766
I don’t get what the big deal is they should just host a Lychee hate thread on cc. The gay ops is gay.
>>459769
Why would his basedness and attractiveness increase the seethe if that were the case?

No. 459773

>>459766
I can't imagine anyone other than moids actually seething over this thread.
>>459767
I don't think people are going to forget him that soon. I've never seen so many people so passionate and supportive about a case.

No. 459774

>>459767
i fear people will indeed forget about him after a few months. i don't really see much talk about him on social media now unless i go on reddit or something, it's very unfortunate

No. 459775

>>459767
I hope the masses forget about him so only the weegee wives are left

No. 459776

File: 1735243825487.jpg (97.67 KB, 750x500, rawr.jpg)

it's insane how different his latest appearance is from this one

No. 459778

>>459771
Multiple people suggested that on cc but they refuse for some reason. I was half tempted to make one so they could have their own little containment board to be tsundere in

No. 459779

>>459776
Is it weird that I like angry/defeated schizoigi more than smiley Luigi? Am i evil? He looks so cute when he's angry and snarling

No. 459780

>>459774
The American people are trained to see the news and current events the same as a weekly television show plot. Out of sight out of mind, if it isn’t on CNN or Fox it’s not happening. I don’t even think the average American knows Israel hasn’t stopped bombing Gaza and neighboring countries.

No. 459781

>>459771
Sorry nona I misread the first question, it wouldn't increase it you're right kek

No. 459782

>>459766
kek good, let them keep seething. i hope we get a surprise permanent VPN ban as a Christmas present for behaving so well during Hellmas

No. 459784

>>459764
Anti luigis should WANT him freed. If he walks he will instantly lose his tragic fallen angel status and return to being a mundane norming. He would rapidly fall into obscurity and I would finally be freedom from this 3D thirst trap

No. 459786

>>459779
no nonnie i miss him too… i wish we could see him snarling again

No. 459787

>>459784
Kind of this
>>459786
Schizowee is hot I concur

No. 459788

i hope that he'll keep receiving letters months or even years from now. i'm sure he has received so much that it might take him months and months to respond kek, but i don't want him to feel discouraged when all of this dies down and the attention is no longer on him

No. 459789

>>459788
Well if he is smart he will respond to me and we can keep up a nice flirtatious correspondence for years to come/cum

No. 459790

>>459780
This mainly applies to boomers who unfortunately still are the primary controllers of the narrative. I feel like the younger generation are at the very least waking up due to this event and are the ones who are caring about this the most. The problem is that they're so prone to inaction and are glued to social media which is also taking part in the smear campaign and censorship. When the Trump presidency fucks up supremely, I really hope the younger generation tries to actually do something about this entire mess instead of letting boomers win over and over again.

No. 459791

>>459790
Idk musk is a gen x and you see how well that's going.
I gotta hand it to the zoomies, Luigi made your gen go from cringe to turbo based

No. 459792

>>459790
Honestly, the fact that members of our government are just having strokes in the middle of speaking and are falling over from geriatric bone decay is just pathetic, why does our country hate us so much they refuse to let ‘younger’ (relative) people vote in our own interests.

No. 459794

>>459753
He just keeps getting better

No. 459795

It's kind of sad majority of cc's traffic is Weegee related and LC's Weegee posts are confined to one thread hmm

No. 459796

File: 1735245423551.png (11.11 KB, 677x106, Screenshot_6.png)

>ywn go on a romantic stargazing date with squeegee

why even live

No. 459797

>>459796
Killing myself in one hour.

No. 459799

File: 1735246070185.png (383.49 KB, 612x612, dumbass shit.png)

i miss disheveled, schizo luigi like you wouldn't believe

No. 459800

>>459799
He looks so sad no wonder they put him in the anti-suicide trashbag

No. 459801

>>459795
I swear to God all they allow is shit talk about this site or seethe about Luigi.
The theory that miners are mostly trannies is obvious. Pathetic.

No. 459802

File: 1735246155265.jpeg (59.98 KB, 599x899, IMG_7018.jpeg)

I need him more than I need air at this point

No. 459803

>>459800
>anti suicide trash bag
Is that what that weird blue vest is in that pic? Did he wear pants?

No. 459804

>>459803
>did he wear pants
Psshh, doubt it.

No. 459805

File: 1735246290270.png (31.78 KB, 970x197, smock.png)

>>459803
don't think he's wearing any undergarments or pants….

No. 459807

File: 1735246391173.gif (214.78 KB, 369x500, picmix.com_12251157.gif)

nonnas do you really think he was depressed during that time period where he was isolated from everyone? maybe i'm projecting but based on the information available, he's always seemed like a very active and motivated person, i don't get the impression that he was struggling with underlying mental health issues, although i do think that his back issues definitely must have taken a toll on him.
even then, based on his reddit history, he's seemed very motivated and hopeful about his situation. he even told other people struggling with the same issue to not feel discouraged.

i really do think that he (allegedly) shot the guy because it aligned with a certain set of values, rather than him having some sort of depression induced mental breakdown or psychosis. it's moreso him being so motivated and driven that he'd go as far as to murder someone if it means fighting for what he believes in and making a change. i mean sure that in itself could indicate SOME issues, it's not what one would usually do. but whether or not that's the case, i have a great deal of respect for him and i'm as horny as you are about schizo luigi kek

No. 459808

>>459805
They should have posted a full body shot but now that I think about it, why did they feel the need to take a random picture of him in the outfit to begin with? Humiliation? So weird, is that normal?

No. 459809

>>459805
Kek so his bits were just hanging free in this heavy square foam contraption. I wish we could have gotten a full body shot with his hairy ass legs included

No. 459810

>>459807
You can give good advice on plebbit and still have depression. I don’t think he did what he did being focused and fully sane, which is fine. I mean look at his grin in the OP pic. He has depression or experienced a depressive episode but I am personally leaning on mania. His mania may have crashes though post arrest. He’s Schizigi

No. 459811

>>459799
His nose red

No. 459812

>>459807
I honestly believe that psychedelic use could have probably broke down the barriers in his mind that allowed him to (allegedly) pursue that action. There were so many signs of him having a strong interest in psychedelic use and those drugs do have that effect of allowing people to break through mental barriers. Not to say he didn't have those anti-corporate beliefs before. I just can't imagine he would have pulled through with that without some sort of outside influence.

Also, just because he came off as normal in his social media, doesn't mean it reflected his actual mental state. His disappearance from his family says a lot.

No. 459814

I really hope he doesn't have a personality disorder like being a narc or BPD but his online posts don't give any impression of that

No. 459816

>>459814
Psychedelic mind break and a random manic episode seem likeliest to me
>>459811
He is cold, sad, and his back hurt dude

No. 459817

>>459807
I think this is right. Unfortunately the broader implications of his actions are terrifying to ponder. This guy was smart. Very smart. He was so aware in fact, that he deduced the only possible method of dismantling a corrupt system was to resort to violence. It must be terrifying to have that understanding of how horrible a certain force is. Being a scientist, and coming to the penultimate conclusion that the best course of action is literally just “shoot the guy in the fucking head”. That drives home a level of direness that I feel is understated in all of this. Not saying Luigi is the smartest guy in the planet, but if an extremely smart and adept person is telling you the only way out is through violence, a guy you can trust to see all sides of a situation, really shakes me to my core. I don’t think he wanted to kill anyone but he did it because it seemed like the only way out, which is what a smart person would do.

And you know what? It appears to have paid off in some ways. Because this has united many people behind him. Hopefully it serves to be the catalyst of the collapse of companies that choose profit > people.

No. 459818

>>459817
He is not as smart as you take him for, nonny

No. 459819

>>459817
>>459818
We have caps of him discussing ideas similar, if not identical to what anon has posted. It isn't a leap, it's an educated assumption

No. 459820

>>459819
Yeah but that doesn’t make him a genius. If he were super duper smart he wouldn’t have let himself get caught and I don’t care if I am being obtuse.

No. 459822

>>459807
oh for sure, he self isolated himself (I’m assuming being in his apartment all day) just pondering on what to do next with his life which leads to just being way too in your head and rationalizing everything. You know when you’re awake at 3 a.m. and for some reason you start making up a plan to get your life together and fantasizing about making all these changes but nothing really happens, I believe that was him but he never left that state of mind and chose to act out on it.

No. 459823

>>459810
>You can give good advice on plebbit and still have depression.
Yeah I think a lot of people do this actually

No. 459824

>>459810
yeah i agree that he definitely wasn't fully sane at that point. mania might make some sense too, perhaps he was manic after his surgery too since he raved so much about how it was so helpful and how easy the recovery was, until he came down and started experiencing issues later into the recovery process, which only further exacerbated his depressive state

>>459812
oh yeah i 100% agree with your points too, it's possible he did use psychedelics to aid him in taking this kind of action without being so deeply mentally affected by it, although we don't know if he might not have felt remorse for murdering another human being

>>459817
based on his review of Ted Kaczynski's book, i could see all of this being very probable, i really do believe that this was what he was thinking when he carried everything out. still with an addition of some underlying issues, but ultimately this could have been his main motivation

>>459818
>>459820
kek maybe i keep overestimating him but i'd like to believe he was well aware that he'd get caught eventually, why he let it happen so soon (or in such a pathetic way to be honest) i fail to understand

No. 459825

>>459822
This is depression

No. 459826

>>459774
Well there's still the possibility for his face being sold on shirts like che Guevara

No. 459827

>>459818
>>459820
Picrel from his twitter

If saying that makes you feel better go ahead. Again I don’t think his actions speak to his own mental instability, as much as it does to the inevitability of collapse that he himself witnessed in institutions surrounding him. This was a guy with a humanitarian spirit. He had many paths available to him. It is clear he did what he did to enact change for the better. He clearly cared about the future of humanity and progress. I still stand by that it should rattle the average layman that someone of his intellect come to the conclusion that whacking the Ceo was the right course of action.

No. 459828

>>459826
I’d buy, but not if they are AI abominations. I am seeing too many AI Luigis

No. 459829

>>459807
>>459817
but then why did he keep all his evidence, especially the gun and went into a micky D's? what would be his 5D chess reasoning for that

No. 459831

>>459827
You dropped your pic
>>459829
Yeah if this isn’t evidence of being mentally unwell I don’t know what is. It doesn’t mean he and his actions aren’t based but he isn’t some mad genius or ‘scientist’ (kek)

No. 459834

File: 1735248706608.png (541.66 KB, 746x920, you.png)

do you think the feds are labeling us Luigiwives as extremists
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/post-luigi-the-extremist-threat-is

No. 459835

>>459829
god knows

i've seen people say he couldn't check into the hostel so he waited at mcdonald's, and that he had actually planned to commit suicide in the hostel, it seems plausible but i don't know. if he hadn't intended to go to mcdonald's why would he buy a hashbrown for $2.86 (or was this made up, i'm not sure)

still, he could have been mentally unwell but nonetheless driven by his principles and desire for change

No. 459836

File: 1735248795223.png (34.79 KB, 761x158, 28300230234.png)

People make mistakes while committing crimes especially when people who aren't seasoned criminals are committing violent crimes.
Yes even really smart people will make mistakes, can you wrap your head around it? This is real life not fucking Dexter
Also
>he's stupid
>he's bi
>yellow fever
>common moid
Please faggots stop taking these bait

No. 459837

>>459818
He's smart but has just begun exposing himself to different viewpoints, which albeit do seem reductive. Like in the case of blaming societies demise solely on technology, while overlooking for a majority of time us humans never had the luxury of autonomy. But to me it seems he was truly feeling something is terribly wrong and trying to verbalize this but failed at doing so, and in the end turned to action

No. 459838

>>459834
Everyone who has sent a letter is going to be put on a list and selected for ‘random’ searches at airports. Also this is stupid, they are so scared.
>>459835
The 286 shit is fake but of course normies who think he’s gay believe in it. Anyway I am glad he didn’t kill himself, but he must be miserable right now

No. 459839

File: 1735249107555.gif (1.52 MB, 498x498, luigi-mangione.gif)

>>459836
>This is real life not fucking Dexter
kekkkk
ur right i need to stop taking the bait…

>>459837
well said nonny

No. 459840

File: 1735249171614.jpeg (365.25 KB, 1125x1655, IMG_7019.jpeg)

>>459827
>>459829
That literally could’ve just been bad luck/ timing on his part. It’s not everyday you practice to be a criminal. I’m also open to the idea that he still was planning on doing things with his manifesto and had other actions planned out, but was cut short by some snitch arranging a McGriddle.

Keep in mind there is still a lot we don’t know about his case or the details. Who knows if they were planted, or if there was some sort of other reason he had it on him. Perhaps he was laying low and didn’t know how to dispose of it in a way that he was sure it wouldn’t lead back to him. There’s a lot of details like that which don’t add up, especially given the ruthless precision he demonstrated when (allegedly) shooting the CEO, and what others perceive as sloppiness when the police found a bunch of shit on him. Bottom line is I think the source of his actions were from his values, not a mistake he made during a manic breakdown.

No. 459841

File: 1735249190290.jpeg (90.14 KB, 800x450, IMG_3746.jpeg)

>>459836
every time i open this thread its always the same bait

No. 459842

>>459839
Not the fucking fatass ruining the pic KEK

No. 459843

>>459836
not baiting, i've been luigifagging since the start. i just didn't understand that part of his actions, my bad. i think he's smart but also a little unstable at the same time (that's what makes him hotter though)

No. 459844

>>459807
I think he was depressed. Not in a wallowing-in-self-pity depressed but in like depressed at how much apathy there is in the world to the point where America has allowed its healthcare system get the way it did.
Hell, even I have a breakdown thinking about it.

No. 459845

>>459840
anon, what is the exact source of your picrel? i need the whole thing. Did he write that or retweet that?

No. 459846

>>459840
Can you gib sauce for pic
>>459836
It isn’t bait, he is not stupid but he isn’t a fully clear-headed genius. He has strong convictions, and sometimes it is the mildly crazy ones that enact the most change. You have to be out of your mind at least a little bit to plan an event such as this and either kill yourself after or risk life in prison. I hope he writes a book though.
>>459844
This

No. 459847

>>459836
>he's stupid
hot.
>he's bi
I'm a fujo
>yellow fever
Rape doesn't care about your racial preferences
>Common moid
If he was we would have universal healthcare

No. 459848

>>459839
>Average miner in the background seething and fantasizing about luigi and his harem of asians

No. 459849

>>459848
Their entire website has become Luigi themed, the irony

No. 459850

File: 1735250132606.jpeg (201.67 KB, 1043x2048, IMG_7020.jpeg)

>>459845
>>459846
2nd part of picrel. Got this from his pinned tweet on x. He starts off the chain by saying…

> “7 years ago, I gave my hs senior speech on this topic: “Today, I will be talking to you about the future, about topics ranging from conscious artificial intelligence to human immortality. Likely, you’ll dismiss all this pretty quickly as interesting, but just science fiction…”


He seemed very optimistic, even back then.

No. 459851

>>459834
This is just a way to scare people into not supporting him (letters, donations) and to stop talking about him. MAGA tards are allowed to exist but got forbid we show support to someone who (allegedly) killed off a rabid piece of shit.
They’re acting like he offed the president. They’re doing all of this because of the large amount of support he is receiving by normies and they’re worried more people will follow suit. I still don’t understand the terrorism charge(s).

No. 459852

>>459850
People can be optimistic and still get depressed nonnie

No. 459854

>>459851
They are digging their own grave.
America is filled with miserable people with nothing left to lose. They know this. They know that all school shooters do what they do as a last act to go out in a blaze of glory.
The issue is they are so greedy and retarded that they don't want to give into the very basic demands of health insurance reform and would rather risk an all out class war.
They are scared, but they really don't have to be.
If people who had their claims wrongfully denied were actually able to punish insurance providers by having them face severe consequences like losing their jobs and prison time the denial rates would drop through the floor and the redscared republicucks might be able to get away with privatized healthcare for another decade.
If Brian Thomson had gone to prison for using the AI scandal for insider trading he would still be alive today, and likely Luigi would still be free to continue to suck ass at chess.

No. 459855

>>459852
Tell me where I said they couldn’t.

No. 459856

>>459855
Are you the same anon who said he did when he did because of muh values and not a mixture of unhappiness and potential mania and suicidal ideations

No. 459857

>>459834
you are not going to be legally prosecuted for sending him a letter, detailing how you are going to suck on his nipples

No. 459858

>>459857
I hope it reaches the point where I can confidently comment on his delectable hershey kiss puffy erect eager nipples

No. 459860

>>459856
I’m >>459817 and I encourage you to read this bit from his manifesto. I’m not denying he was going through something. I wouldn’t be surprised. But this clearly not a “oh look the crazy guy did something crazy!!” Type of situation

> “To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

No. 459861

>>459860
I already read his manifesto and it glows

No. 459862

>>459858
I want the nips too nona, they're tantalizing me

No. 459864

File: 1735252218570.gif (2.79 MB, 580x580, a97530cc7678bb9195a3994bdaa678…)

>>459627
Getting lost in his eyes… are they hazel? grayish?

No. 459865

>>459864
Probably hazel because he is Italian

No. 459866

>>459864
>>459865
Ladies. That is the color brown in his eyes.

No. 459867

>>459866
So he has three brown eyes huh

No. 459868

>>459867
depends. Assholes tend to match nipple colors (I think. Im not really a butthole expert.)

No. 459869

If he gets imprisoned, I'll wait for him. We can all congregate around the prison on his release day. He will be old but I bet he'd still look good

No. 459870

>>459868
His nipples are brown

No. 459872

>>459836
Theres making mistakes and then theres literally keeping the smoking gun lol

No. 459874

>80-something luigi files over the span of two weeks
>other husbando is sitting at about 130
i think it's over for me. i will never like any other moid, fictional or not to this extent.

No. 459875

>>459874
Is your other husbando fictional? If so, 130 is weak sauce

No. 459876

>>459869
My fear is they are gonna try to kill him. I dont trust these satanic glowies.

No. 459878

>>459872
>Theres making mistakes and then theres literally keeping the smoking gun lol
you're assuming he intended to get away with it. you don't know that.

No. 459879

>>459878
If he wanted to get caught why run? Why hide his face?

No. 459880

>>459860
Ngl the language used here sounds kinda cringe
My brain keeps using some edgelord voice kek

No. 459881

>>459878
I feel like the only logical explanations are that Luigi didn't do it and the feds planted everything (which is why they wont release the hand written manifesto, just the text)
Or that Luigi turned himself in. >>459879
I thought about that too. He could have waited a while to avoid the risk of being gunned down on the street, and then turned himself in during broad daylight in a very public place so the glowies had no choice but to apprehend him safely.

I still lean on the first one. It all seems so retarded.

No. 459883

>>459879
>If he wanted to get caught why run? Why hide his face?
I didn't say he wanted to get caught.
I think he planned to kill himself but didn't.

No. 459884

>>459880
Either a glowie manifesto or just an ass manifesto. He's kind of a poor writer, but he'll improve after reading all of the books we send him.
>>459881
I could have sworn there was a picture of the hand-written manifesto however the hand-writing did not look at all like the hand-writing we've seen, I remember this specifically because the letters looked big and round on the manifesto, but from what we've seen his hand-writing is small like he's holding the pencil like an ape. Dunno if I can find it again.

No. 459885

>>459881
My theories why he was caught with evidence in no order
>planted
>wanted to kill more but gave up and waited
>reality of killing someone hit him hard in altoona along with loss of adrenaline
>was going to kill himself
>was going to run, got unlucky

No. 459887

>>459880
Most men his age are cringe tho kek. He also isn’t much of a writer and this doesn’t come off as a schizo rambling. So it almost seems like a normie Reddit tier ramble about the healthcare system.

No. 459888

>>459879
Maybe he thought about going after another one and then decided to give up

No. 459889

>>459887
The fed who wrote it was an intern I guess

No. 459890

>>459883
I'm so glad Luigi didn't kill himself. I feel like (if Luigi did it) he felt guilty for killing Thomson even if he was a literal demon. I am so tired of feds who whoever the fuck Luigihaters are comparing this killing to a school shooting or serial killer.
The closest I can think of like Luigi isn't the Unibomber but Aileen Wournos. Their motives were different but both specifically went after societal parasites and punched up instead of down.

The best thing about the unibomber was his manifesto, but Ted himself was a bitter incel AGP who harassed women (he apologized later but I'm not so forgiving). Also Ted killed innocents. His crimes were lame as shit.

No. 459891

>>459884
Ofc he has huge hands

No. 459893

Anyone else find it kinda sad that his disappearance wasnt even acknowledged with one article before the shooting?
I browse websleuths and they post everytime someone disappears but they need an article or a police report and there was none for him unless they deleted

No. 459894

>>459890
>Ted himself was a bitter incel AGP who harassed women (he apologized later but I'm not so forgiving)
wtf where can I read more about this?

>>459893
ugh I forgot websleuths existed. i hate that place can't imagine what they're saying rn crusty ass old boomers

No. 459895

>>459891
If you mean his hand-writing being big because he has huge hands, it's not, his hand-writing is puny.
>>459893
MKultra'd

No. 459896

>>459895
No re holding the pen like an ape

No. 459899

>>459894
Theyre good for old cases, new ones always have shit takes for some reason

No. 459906

I put my letter in the mailbox at 8 AM and it's still sitting there what the fuck

No. 459907

>>459894
There's a lot of sources and documentation on Ted being a virgin who was frustrated with the fact he was a virgin (only kissed 2 girls).
His manifesto talks mad shit about feminism (which is what he apologized for in 96 after his arrest and says he blames that on him not having any normal interactions with women moid cope)
He also was going to go to a psychologist to get a consultation for a sex change operation but had a turbo spergout while in the waiting room (this is part of the reason he attacked psychologists)
Ted Kaczynski's crimes have nothing to do with Luigi's. Ted had some great ideas and knew how to bomb fuckers but his anger was misguided. He could have killed Trump and Elonia's families (unrealistic since there was little hindsight into what societal cancers they would become) but instead he went after psychology professors, airplane passengers, and computer shop owners.

I'd send some links but I'm scared I'll get banned or some shit for posting links.

>>459895
I don't think Luigi was MK Ultra'd.

No. 459908

>>459884
>Luigi the Italian gorilla leaning over his paper way too close as he awkwardly fists the pencil, moving it as little as possible.

No. 459909

>>459908
>Luigi when he sees a woman watching him fist the pencil
>>459551

No. 459911

File: 1735256920358.jpg (2.52 MB, 3464x3464, 1734166147555.jpg)

Need his hair to growwwww

No. 459913

>>459911
None of these are an improvement, his hair looks great the way it is or with the sides slightly longer. He looks like a dirty hippy or ghb-fag in most of those

No. 459914

>>459911
This edit kind of sucks and I don't think his hair would do this if it grew out

No. 459915

>>459907
He killed 3 people. I don't think he knew much about bombs either. He was pretty stupid although it was veiled in some good ideas regarding technology

No. 459916

>>459911
his curls are not that big. i prefer his cute small curls

No. 459917

>>459914
yeaaah I feel like his curl pattern is too tight and frizzy for any of this.
I feel like its how his beard is- a little grown out is cute, but there is such a thing as too much.

No. 459918

>>459906
Postal workers are on overdrive nonna. Maybe they’re just late. Dropping them into a blue box at the post office is better because they have scheduled times they empty them

No. 459919

The curls were looser in the original pic tho

No. 459920

>>459919
I think it's that the curly longish hair makes people think of a mom, hipster or lesbian anon. There are other hawt lewks you can experiment with for Luigi that we will enjoy

No. 459921

>>459920
Not my edit, it was posted in an earlier thread
But i think the app only knows beach curls unortuantely

No. 459922

>>459921
>But i think the app only knows beach curls unortuantely
kek. well never mind then, at least now we've seen him at his worst

No. 459923

>>459922
Beardluigi is hands down the ugliest luigi

No. 459924

His curly hair type looks to be 3A or 3B
Wish I could've taken care of his hair
hnnng
this man makes me so horny i'm getting annoyed at this point

No. 459926

>>459923
Yeah I was hoping that wouldn't come up again but it's my fault for saying the beach curls are his "worst" look. It was in black and white though, maybe he looks better in colour

No. 459927

>>459923
really? beard Luigi is my favorite next to schizo luigi. he looks like a musketeer who'd ride on a horse to rescue you and sweep you off your feet

No. 459928

>>459927
luigis patchy beard looks like shit. The way I see it is
5 o'clock shadow Luigi>or=Clean shave luigi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ugly as shit beardigi

No. 459931

File: 1735258494563.gif (622.93 KB, 500x500, IMG_8459.gif)

>>459928
The real answer is as follows:
Clean Schizigi > Schizigi > Luigi before the fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beardigi
Anyway important Luigi update per the news, for Christmas he had the choice between cornish hen or turkey leg (singular) at 11 AM for Christmas 'dinner', and he got a giftbag (all prisoners get this) of maybe hot chocolate or I forget. I'm sorry I forget what else he could've gotten.

No. 459933

Also we next see him 1/18

No. 459935

File: 1735258709507.jpeg (118.88 KB, 500x673, IMG_3752.jpeg)

C’mon, Luigi
Come to me
You know I’m waiting
I’ll love you endlessly

No. 459938

>>459931
>Luigi receives his gift bag from nona's
>Its:
1) A collection cup
2) Specimen container (sterile)
3) Liquid Nitrogen Storage Tank
4) Gloves
5) Labeling Materials
6)286 copies of "Come As You Are" By Emily Nagoski

No. 459939

File: 1735258874810.jpeg (103.33 KB, 727x979, 1734295565018.jpeg)

Eye bleach after having to look at the ugliest penis you've ever seen

No. 459944

>>459938
I forget if the news said he was doing a lot of reading, I couldn't really hear it, but what if he's already gotten 5 copies of that book. Wouldn't it depress him knowing he will never make a woman cum again? Well, not directly anyway.

No. 459945

File: 1735259054359.jpg (135.46 KB, 1200x803, 1734623635011.jpg)

>>459939
Why can't misogynist faggots find porn of luigi lookalikes getting gang banged by 100 horny women. Useless coomers.

No. 459948

>>459945
Why is it bearded males with tiny dicks, where's the yaoi from the other day

No. 459951

File: 1735259309613.mp4 (5.21 MB, 720x1280, 1734809157353.mp4)

Matt Troutman from the Jew York Post get OUT of my Luigi thread!
>t. Sick fan

No. 459952

>look at all the ugly moid gay porn I have on my hdd
>wtf! why don't women like me??

No. 459956

File: 1735259498875.gif (149.14 KB, 500x361, 12284769_f647e.gif)

>>459952
Ignore him, remember in 50 years or less he will be dead from rope or bullet and without him the world will be a slightly better place.
Also let this be a lesson to any lurking pickmes or NLOGS do NOT cater to men, pornspammers are birthed from pickmes who let genetic dead ends breed with them.

No. 459958

File: 1735259544317.jpg (337.93 KB, 2668x4000, IMG_8560.jpg)

It's crazy to think Wigi would have the biggest cock itt

No. 459960

Is it weird that I think there should be universal healthcare for ALL women but moids need to go through rigorous woman respecting testing and if they fail they get absolutely no subsidies in their healthcare (because misogynists are better off dead and are plagues to civilization).

I think Luigi would approve of this.

No. 459961

>>459958
He's so pretty in the court photos.

No. 459962

>>459958
Do you think he shaves/trims his bush or do you think it’s a massive jungle down there

No. 459964

File: 1735259747176.png (757.9 KB, 565x565, wowww.png)

>>459958
i was so confused until i scrolled up kek.. traumatizing sight

No. 459966

>>459964
This picture proves he was the first guy in the smiling pic to me.

No. 459969

File: 1735260029193.jpg (986.45 KB, 2436x1125, =Y.jpg)

Oh also the news mentioned that Luigi had a list of CEOs he wanted to kill? If real they're totally going to use that for the bullshit terrorism charges.

No. 459970

File: 1735260181565.gif (708.82 KB, 500x406, 12272635_11388.gif)

>>459962
Is it weird I imagine it doesn't actually get that long due to tight curls?
I also headcanon that he trimmed during his gymbro days but stopped when he schizoed out.

No. 459971

>>459969
Everyone has a list of corrupt assholes they want dead. They can't arrest us all

No. 459972

>>459971
That too. I bet a bunch of males taken in for murdering women have lists of women they wanted to kill, but that's perfectly fine. They won't leak the list, but does it even exist?
>>459970
He looks really gaunt here.

No. 459973

>>459944
He will make a woman cum again. Theres billionare sugar baby women who can bribe the prison guards for a conjugal.

No. 459974

File: 1735260376126.jpg (1.01 MB, 2047x2447, 1000099276.jpg)

>>459972
I think this is his most gaunt pic

No. 459975

>>459974
I was so glad to see him smiling in his last photos. I worry about him all the time.

No. 459977

>>459974
Sad but kind of really hot.

No. 459978

>>459972
>does the list exist.
Nona I still hardly believe he did it. All I'm gonna say is that if they try to give him capitol punishment I WILL be taking a trip to NYC even if I'm the only fucking one chimping out

No. 459979

>>459978
Honestly, if OJ could get away with murder… if the brows don't fit we must acquit, do something

No. 459980

>>459978
Out of curiosity, what do you think happened and how did it lead to him?

No. 459981

>>459974
see this is why i think mental illness and/or drugs
i love him and he looks hot but yeah, he is really gaunt looking there yikes why

No. 459982

>>459978
I’m still waiting for the supposed DNA they said they got from him.

No. 459983

>>459980
I think there might be an underground vigilante group. But i have no fucking idea. Rich assholes have been making enemies for decades so it wouldnt surprise me if theres some well orchestrated highly intelligent underground group who will always be 2 steps ahead of the ruling class.
How it lead to Luigi? Missing persons ad, glowie saw it and thought "they that looks like the smiling man (who may or may not even be the real killer)". They KNEW the real guy got away so they just created a bunch of evidence to plant on Luigi.

No. 459984

>>459979
The issue with OJ is that he (or I actually conspiracy theorize his son) murdered people who weren't actually that important. We have no protections for people who kill above their rank.

No. 459985

>>459981
>already sort of manic, probably
>on the run for a few days
>kidnapped by fat bastards called cops
>freezing cold in wet socks in your jailcell
>probably didn't sleep
>was only served 'porcupine balls'
He did not eat or sleep.
>>459982
Do you think it was cum or piss. In all seriousness it's from the wrappers he threw away at some random trashbags on the street, and also a burner phone that I don't think we've seen pictures of.
>>459983
>underground vigilante group
Yeah we fucking wish

No. 459986

>>459984
OJ killed his ex-wife and her friend, let's not do this here kek.

No. 459987

>>459986
You get what she means, no one cares about women

No. 459988

>>459732
nonas will really believe anything a man says

No. 459990

>>459985
Supposedly it was from a water bottle bought at Starbucks. I can picture him rubbing one out tho just before he ALLEGEDLY shot the ceo. Orgasms are very relaxing afterwards.

No. 459991

>>459987
Yeah. I'm not saying "they weren't important" in that they didn't matter. I'm saying "they weren't important" because it was a woman and not a CEO who is a part of an organization that bribes every corner of the legal system to be their dogs.
Women get treated like shit because this world is run by shitty men. Empathy and kindness (inherently female traits) is frowned upon in this busted ass patriarchy. In a perfect world people wouldn't give a fuck about this CEO shithead once his crimes came to light and the public cheered his death, and when that woman was burned on the subway people would have actually rushed in to save her life instead of filming the third world shithead literally fanning the flames and doing nothing.
Then they would have killed his ass before he even left the station.

No. 459992

>>459990
Really I heard it was a wrapper. I think those theories are a distraction to what really happened, which is that he cummed so hard he peed at the scene of the crime.

No. 459993

>>459990
>rubbed one out before
No. I think maybe he would have done it after. Maybe the first night to help him sleep. A lot of MMA people won't nut before a fight because it helps them focus.

No. 459994

>>459993
Did he have a raging boner while killing the CEO? What if we find new footage showing his boner and then they measure Luigi's boner and they find it doesn't quite fit so they scour New York and surrounding places to find the penis that matches, like Cinderella's feet.

No. 459995

>>459992
Kek honestly all they have is he was in new York the time of the death. Sounds like their case is circumstantial at best. Whether he did or didn’t do it, I still support him.
I’m so curious if a ghost gun’s ballistic “fingerprint” is as accurate or possible like it is with a regular gun (ie; the striations left on the frags). They could argue he made it and was caring it for protection as he was backpacking around America or some shit.

No. 459997

>>459994
>boner before killing
Idk I have never killed a human being before and I don't plan on ever killing a human being. I have slaughtered livestock and (this should go without saying) it absolutely does not arouse me.
If killing a human efficiently is anything like slaughtering livestock for food (though I think it would be more like exterminating a particularly large pest) you 100% have to shut off all emotions for the sake of efficiency.
Only disgusting sadists get off when taking a life.

No. 459998

>>459997
Well I've heard males during battle get bonerz

No. 460000

>>459999
Nice get for such a dumb post

No. 460003

File: 1735262632392.jpg (866.52 KB, 2457x1567, 1734975176477.jpg)

>>460000
nyart but same goes to you.
You could have posted some cute post about luigi but you squandered it.

No. 460004

>>460003
I didn't know I was gonna get quads!!! I want to kill those two cops standing over him.

No. 460006

File: 1735262794161.png (2.37 MB, 1184x1202, 98698978734354.png)

>>460004
its ok nonny I just wanted an excuse to post more luigi.
And yes, I agree that the only cops who should be allowed within 100 feet of luigi should be female.

No. 460007

File: 1735262839778.jpeg (223.25 KB, 1979x983, fucktoy.jpeg)

>>460006
>the quint nines was the master baiter
Spooky

No. 460008

>>459974
his neck is fucking delicious in this pic

No. 460009

Why the fuck does luigi like lacroix? It tastes like piss but now I wanna buy it and pretend I'm tasting it on his lips

No. 460010

>>459969
ugh nonny i hope it isn't true i'm so worried

No. 460011

where is that picture of luigi with his legs spread and you can see his hanes panties peeking through the leghole of his shorts and he's holding a la croix in front of his dick like the little slut that he is

No. 460012

File: 1735263864737.png (1.36 MB, 1080x1920, side profile O_o.png)

>>460009
Yeah it isn't the best seltzer brand but it's for bougie kids so
>>460011
?

No. 460013

File: 1735264013239.jpg (3.88 MB, 3966x2644, scanpix-20241210-205828-2.jpg)

seeing ai slop of him on twitter pisses me off so here's a palate cleanser where you can see how massive his hands are

No. 460014

File: 1735264040633.jpg (133.27 KB, 1164x713, 1733489284836.jpg)

I had a dream they arrested another guy they claimed was the shooter and that he was hot too so nonnies were debating how to trick cops in revealing hot guys for us

No. 460016

>>460013
Mmmm what I would give to hold his big hands and warm them up and kiss them and once they're warm enough they can enter my pussy for some real warmth mmm

No. 460017

>>460013
give him a manicure

No. 460018

>>460017
schizigi was on the run, give him some grace

No. 460019

>>460013
He either bites his nails or cuts them obsessively short.

No. 460020

>>460012
Yes. It's images like this that remind me that Luigi will not be allowed to say no when the hoard of feral nonas break him out of prison and demand payment in the remote cabin they smuggle him to for their service.
>>460017
luigi was nervously biting his fingernails…

No. 460023

>>460013
holy shit the cop next to the dickslamming stacy cop is the same height as her.
What the fuck. There is NO excuse for Luigi to be surrounded by male cops. Women are his weakness therefore he should be escorted and handled by women ONLY.

No. 460024

>>460019
I don't get it, they don't look that short

No. 460025

>>460018
Just a date idea…

No. 460028

File: 1735265674900.jpg (76.42 KB, 736x736, 4c67b23e91d66a27e417d7bf59ead0…)

his face makes me want to cry
his fate makes me want to cry
everything about him makes me want to cry

No. 460030

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No. 460031

>>460030
I heard the suicide dress has no bottom. I wish I could have seen a full body shot with his hairy thighs exposed

No. 460032

>>460031
And his massive dangling weiner and tight, flexed booty cheeks (nervous ); is it normal for cops to take pics of suspects in suicide prevention sacks?

No. 460033

>>460032
nta it's definitely not normal, they wanted to humiliate him but it backfired. and i'm glad.

No. 460034

>>460033
It would have been a better humiliation ritual if they posted a full body shot is all I'm saying.

No. 460035

>>460034
Exactly, show us his cold uncut penor

No. 460036

>>460034
they probably have a full body picture somewhere. we deserve to see it

No. 460037

>>460036
Fffuuuccckkkkk uggghh please feds if you’re looking, have it ‘leak’ to ‘humiliate’ him thank you

No. 460038

>>460036
do you think they took photos of his strip search for evidence based reasons?
Butt naked, hands above his head

No. 460039

>>460038
Yes, that 4’6” female cop is hoarding them

No. 460040

>>460039
I finally understand ACAB now. The public needs to see these nudes because the shooter flashed his cock at a bunch of random people in central park so this could make or break the case.

No. 460041

>>460040
Kek exactly how will we know if it’s really him if we can’t compare his penis with that of the secret never before seen central park masturbation footage

No. 460042

>>460041
I mean can you blame him? He was super pent up after that killing and when he rode that awkward ass e-bike it rubbed all over his crotch which didn't help things.

No. 460043

How does jacking off in prison work? I assume he won't have access to porn in there and won't have privacy. Is our boy just going to be blueballed for years

No. 460045

>>460043
I’m sure he has an imagination nonna

No. 460046

>>460043
putting his imagination to work

No. 460047

>>460043
Every night the psychic gate holding back our horny thoughts bursts open and Luigi gets stuck with a raging boner and all our fantasies about him eating our pussies and breeding us transfer to his lonely touch starved mind.
It goes without saying, he doesn't need porn

No. 460049

>>460047
He probably just randomly cums wave after wave and cries from confusion and exhaustion each night, wondering what’s wrong with him

No. 460052

>>460049
If he's under surveillance they should "leak" that like they leaked his pee pants photo.
Cmon glowies it will be the ultimate humiliation ritual

No. 460054

File: 1735269789619.gif (8.79 MB, 526x452, 86357606.gif)

nonnitas, what do you think about the eyewitness saying that the killer was standing in the corner of the hotel ALL NIGHT waiting, but the cops say he left the hostel like 10 minutes before getting to the location on an e-bike? they also mentioned that there's thousands of hours of footage, maybe i'm retarded but how the fuck is that possible? a thousand hours is 41 days, so like october 25th kek

No. 460056

>>460054
>they also mentioned that there's thousands of hours of footage
All that means is footage from many, many cameras.

No. 460057

>>460054
if they had all that footage how come it took 5 days to catch him and even then the cops didn't have his name on their lists when someone reported him to the police.
I call bullshit.
>killer was waiting all night
He allegedly left the hostel 2 hours before the killing, waited for an hour outside the hotel. Why the fuck would he be there all night looking suspicious. He knew Thomson was going to leave in the morning for the shareholder conference, there's no point in waiting longer than necessary.

No. 460058

>>460054
>that gif
he is too cute. Outside of the beard photo it feels like it's been impossible to get a bad shot of this guy

No. 460059

>>460054
My question is why they released grainy cctv footage from the hostel if they knew he used a fake id. Why not release the pic of the id?

No. 460061

>>460059
Do they keep a copy when checking in? If so this seems strange

No. 460062

>>460059
That is a good question. You would think the hostel would have had taken a photo of the id, but maybe all they did was look at it and write down the fake name.
Which is to say then law enforcement could easily force a fake id and use the info from the hostel.
It really is hard to say if Luigi is the killer and he's just being martyred because not getting a guy would make NYPD look severely incompetent

No. 460063

File: 1735271058006.gif (278.29 KB, 600x300, 854444.gif)

>>460062
>It really is hard to say if Luigi is the killer and he's just being martyred because not getting a guy would make NYPD look severely incompetent
It is not "hard to say."
I want to have sex with the man but it's really obvious that he's the killer.

No. 460067

>>460056
that's a shit ton of cameras, i hope he wasn't retarded enough to pull his mask down AGAIN
>>460062
i though the same kek they definitely just wrote down mark rosario

No. 460072

>>460063
I mean I want to say it's obvious and I'm just coping, but there's so much evidence that shows this could all be a plant. Cops forge evidence all the fucking time and they haven't provided sufficient evidence to prove to me that Luigi is guilty.
It's not like I would be scared of him or think less of him if he was the killer (killing that ratty goblin brian thomson was based as fuck), but the way he got caught seems weird.
The whole thing glows.

No. 460073

>>459653
>>459653
what do you mean anon? i’m talking about how he’s this beautiful brave chad with an amazing resume and all of these ex-friends and family members who vouch for his kind heart and innocence sorry for the late response kek

No. 460079

>>459962
Usually trims if it gets too hairy but right now? hairy as hell

No. 460080

>>459994
Most likey adrenaline going through his body and affecting his functions if it’s true he had a boner.Guys get them for no reasons sometimes but all the excitement and nervousness rushing could definitely cause a hard on

No. 460083

>>459907
Afaik you can't banned for providing sources nona, please do i didn't knew about it and i'm very interested by this

No. 460088

File: 1735276354622.png (274.87 KB, 1016x2456, luigisroommate.png)

>>457099
samefag, he did have a roommate, and the moid he lived with posted on reddit about it
https://www.reddit.com/user/Mang0Eat3r/comments/

No. 460090

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>>460083
https://www.thetedkarchive.com/library/ted-kaczynski-apology-to-women

https://www.chicagotribune.com/1998/09/12/unabombers-psychiatric-profile-reveals-gender-identity-struggle/

https://www.oxygen.com/true-crime-buzz/what-was-unabomber-ted-kaczynskis-relationship-with-women

Sorry about the last link being from oxygen. I have heard this story of Kaczynski numerous times and his inceldom, agp, and misogyny was well documented, including his scathing critique of feminism in his manifesto.

Hear me out now, I can't really fully blame Kaczynski for being bitter about feminism entirely. I heard that MKUltra had some experiments relating to feminism, but I was never able to find further details. Probably some bullshit related to second wave feminism and "free love". Based on my research "free love" from the second wave movement was 100% invented by moids so it wouldn't surprise me if it glowed.

While I don't hate Kaczynski as much as other mass murderers since I don't think he was a sadist or committed his crimes to hate on women, I still think him lashing out at innocents like trying to blow up an airplane was fucked up and likely fueled by incel chympery.

Killing is a fine art. Which is why most males and pickmes suck at it. Luigi truly is an anomaly. A God among moids
>>460088
>the guy who said Luigi's dick didn't work is lying

Looks like meat's back on the menu, girls!

No. 460093

wigi is edited so perfectly into threadpic, good job whoever made this!!

No. 460099

>>460090
Was meat ever off the menu? I’d have sucked his flaccid peen just to have a chance to smell him idgaf

No. 460101

I finally dreamed about him, though it was short. He was out in the rain at night pacing in front of my house dressed like the hooded photo, so I hid him in my bedroom.
>>459974
The gauntness enhances his features imo. I want to lick his cheekbones

No. 460110

File: 1735287523573.png (559.59 KB, 594x608, 3498798759874987.png)

Do you think more CEO's will be targeted? More politicians? More lobbyists? This can't be the only one who dies. They know that. They know if they don't change, more people will come for them. They will get more organized, bypass their security, find them when they are at their most vulnerable and take them out.
They are scared because like with so many other things, they once had a monopoly on violence. That's why the mainstream media keeps pushing "murder is bad". They know they are full of shit. They know that instead of our tax dollars going to care for the people who pay them, it goes to murder countless innocent people overseas, leaving the working class taxpayers to die like dogs on the street.

They should feel cornered. They should know they can't punish us all. They need us to work for them. It's why Elon wants to bring over desperate workers from their war torn overseas shitholes who will work in tech for a quarter of their worth. But no amount of migrants will outnumber the naturalized citizens who are now waking up, now becoming radicalized, and now seeing what the division sewn was really for.

If they want the best solution, they need to look a century back with FDR. He implemented the new deal to prevent an all out communist revolution. And it worked for a while. But it was chipped away. And now we are back to where we were.

Will they serve us, or will the guillotine rise in Times Square?

No. 460112

>>458923
Janet Jacksson-If (although I also consider this the theme of the General kek)
>Longing
>Femdom perspective
>Janet grabbing the guy to simulate cunnilingus
>Chinatown backdrop

No. 460113

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No. 460114

>>459807
Yes. Once that nona recovered his deleted tweets and found that he had archived them on wayback to conform to the #286 pattern I was convinced there was some mental health issue at play. It's just that we're used to dumb and impulsive crazy people while he is not impulsive.

No. 460115

>>460112
subigi is my favorite genre

No. 460125

we need some new pictures pronto

No. 460131

>>460125
We have to wait until 1/18

No. 460137

File: 1735307588797.gif (6.67 MB, 652x366, if being horny were illegal.gi…)

I am going to kill myself, the letter is still in the mailbox.

No. 460138

so jealous of amerinonas who can just mail letters

No. 460140

>>460138
It's okay, he'll likely never respond

No. 460145

>>460137
Tinfoiling…
This was the same day and time as the 'standing up in the cell pissed himself photo' but his hair is completely different and longer in the photograph then here.
And his features are different and skin tone is pinker in the photograph.
I think this is all a psy - op to see if people can tell different versions of the same person.
They have fooled millions of people me included.
The reason why he looks different each time we see him is because we are looking at a different clone or something.

No. 460147

>>460145
Well if he’s a clone can’t they make more of him and distribute him for fuck’s sake? I am going to kill myself

No. 460149

>>460147
Maybe our future robot/ai boyfriends will use weegee as foundation. Please women in stem make it happen

No. 460150

>>460149
I don’t want a robot I want a warm flesh and blood wigi whose nipples I can suck on to help me fall asleep

No. 460152

>>460150
Maybe when technology evolves these bots will come with heatable batteries and fleshy, suckable nipples. Have faith nonushka

No. 460153

File: 1735312241559.jpeg (318.38 KB, 750x734, IMG_8561.jpeg)

>>460152
Nooo I want a real fleshy boy a real Wigi to squeeze his tits and maybe grab his cock n’ balls when I am stressed. It needs to be Lychee not a shitty robot reeeee

No. 460154

Oh this song is definitely him (and us)
>The world is broken
>Halos fail to glisten
>You try to make a difference
>But no one wants to listen

>Hail, the preachers, fake and proud

>Their doctrines will becloud
>Then they'll dissipate
>Like snowflakes in an ocean
LOVE
IS FOREVVVEEERRR
AND WE'LL DIE, WE'LL DIE TOGETHEEERRR

No. 460156

File: 1735312743598.jpeg (838.03 KB, 1125x856, IMG_8531.jpeg)

I need him

No. 460158

>>460156
that booty tho

No. 460160

>>460156
event he wait he crosses his fingers and folds his hands is hot

No. 460164

>>460160
I need them for kissing, holding, caressing, fingering me, etc

No. 460170

>>459753
omg we have the same taste. wish i could send him a whole box of these

No. 460171

>>460154
Based nonnie. Muse is such a fitting band for weegee

No. 460175

Can those faggots take my letter already

No. 460178

>>460175
I wonder if it's true that Luigi won't be able to read all his letters and books and that some of them will be discarded due to overflow..

No. 460180

>>460178
Well mine wasn’t even picked up yet and maybe this is a secret blessing. I see 11:11 and 111 and 1111 all the time for a year or more now, something has to give. And Lychee believes in numerology too, his as wisdom (Sophia?????) and 1111 as a deliverance and mental manifestation. Come to mama, Schizigi.

No. 460190

>>460137
Damn. Maybe the mailman saw it and decided to pretend he didn’t see it. Did you put up your flag nonnie? Kek

No. 460191

>>460190
I dont have a mailbox with a flag and otherwise no mail has been even delivered

No. 460194

>>460178
He’s supposedly in solitary, so he has all the time in the world to read. Also, they can’t just discard things people have legally paid for(and it’s under the correct guidelines). I guess we would truly never know but it would be fucked up. I’m sure it’s happened out of spite.

No. 460195

>>460180
same nonny, we are schizomaxxin. maybe this connects us to luigi

No. 460201

>>460195
It does, and my back even hurts

No. 460207

File: 1735322021000.png (497.57 KB, 670x700, 1734971928646.png)

Do you think we will have a trial in 2025 or will they try to drag this out so people forget about him a little?

No. 460209

>>460207
We will see him intermittently but unsure about the full trial, Brian Fagberger keeps being on the news after Wigi (subtle manipulation) and he is still going to trial and it’s been years. At least we will see Lychee on the 18th Jan

No. 460211

Since Karen's husband has apparently also taken on Wiwi's case, how would you feel if he successfully got him out but then got Diddy out as well?

No. 460213

>>460207
i heard we will see him on the 18th maybe.
I think the press is bribing the courts and theres death threats against courtroom sketch artists so they have to film americas boyfriend being abused by americas villain (the bootlicking us courts)

>>460209
I tried googling brian fagberger lmao never heard of him but sounds like just another demon school shooter who needs to be taken out and shot. Sorry man Luigi didn't kill innocents therefore he didn't commit any crime.

>>460211
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if diddy was freed because our countries justice system is faggy as shit

No. 460214

>>460213
You looked up ‘Fagberger’? Sorry it’s Kohberger. He is treated so much better than Wigi and is always clean faced. Kill school students and be an incel and you are treated like a human. Kill a fat CEO and have a giant cock and you are treated like an animal. Such is our world. Diddy will probably be freed or Epstein’d

No. 460215

>>460214
Well yeah. I have a conspiracy theory that the elites let school shootings happen because they want people to be scared of education. Like they dont actively do anything but they passively allow it and have the media cover the shooter (instead of the victims) giving the shooter clout.
But yeah they dont want kids educated because then we will sit around and realize just how fucked we are by the cooperate overlords who have infested our government (the government, which mind you, was originally put in place to serve the people. Lolbertarians are so fucking god damn retarded I want to strangle them)

No. 460216

>>459633
>>459629
Use one of these as new threadpic pls

No. 460217

>>460216
Please no they are so cringe

No. 460219

File: 1735324039571.gif (12.55 MB, 540x386, knhu9un.gif)


No. 460220

>>460219
I can't handle the tit tease

No. 460221

>>460219
The news yesterday said that his sweater is being sold out, I forget where it’s from, and that it’s 90 dollars. I don’t know why the news thinks this is important and I also doubt it. Is it supposed to make him seem spoiled for having a 90 dollar sweater? Twitter fags were spreading misinfo about it being a 1,000 dollar designer sweater.

No. 460223

>>460219
love his facial expressions, he’s sending signals to us weegee wives

No. 460224

the thread is dead now, no new content, sigh….

No. 460225

File: 1735325417730.jpg (138.89 KB, 1206x2622, 470901537_1744195129458674_401…)

>>460221
It's from Nordstrom and wasn't even 90 dollars. It was on sale for $62.65. Even if it was 90 dollars, I don't see that as particularly extravagant. The conservatard Xfags were acting like buying from Nordstrom is like buying Gucci.

No. 460226

>>460223
He's cute but it makes me sad. I think he's very nervous and sad and tired.

No. 460227

File: 1735325481279.jpg (220.15 KB, 1080x1847, comparison-between-taxi-guy-an…)

>>460224
We can autistcally dissect the cctv pics if anyone is down
Pic not mine but picrel

No. 460228

>>460224
at least we got to the 6th thread in less than two weeks thanks to pure horniness and tinfoiling kek

No. 460229

>>460225
Right, Nordstrom, thanks
>>460227
This tracks, the man in the medical mask doesn’t look like Luigi, even in a mask
>>460226
He is, but do you think this is post choked-up Wigi meaning he knows women lust for him? Look at him eye fucking the camera

No. 460230

>>460227
I'm starting to be convinced that this whole thing might not be a solo job. The "confession" is so blatant in stating that there was no one else involved and it just comes off as really fishy.

No. 460233


No. 460234

>>460231
who is that on the left

No. 460235

>>460228
we need to make it 10 tho

No. 460238

>>460231
where is his mole?

No. 460239

>>460238
doesn't he have two? they are so cute, I want to connect them

No. 460240

>>460239
yeah, I was just referring to one cause its a side profile drawing.

No. 460241

>>460234
K nevermind then

No. 460244

>>460239
How would you connect his moles?

No. 460245

>>460244
By making him smile

>>460234
>>460241
Image title says virgin feds

No. 460246

>>460180
me too nonnie, for at least a year or so. I also had the same back surgery procedure last year, I was fused on all vertebrae except L5. Luigi had L5 fused I think? The doctor said when L5 is fused it freezes your hips. Physio nonnies need to help him rehabilitate those hips, maybe thrusting or gyrating movements

No. 460247

>>460246
Yes definitely thrusting, gyrating in a circle motion, and long strokes coupled with short strokes. Does this explain his stiff walking or is that just to do with the retardedly short ankle chains

No. 460248

>>460246
Id gladly loosen his hips if the prison would let me and the other massage nona in. He needs two strong buff Stacies to fix his thrusters.

No. 460254

>>460248
He can earn his commissary filming pillow hump videos, audio included

No. 460264

File: 1735331693061.gif (7.32 MB, 344x330, 696575438507310.gif)

The little nose scrunch

No. 460273

>>460264
Hahahaha thank you I like this one a lot ALSO what is he discussing here!!! I must know

No. 460278

>>460264
I like how expressive he is. He is but our sweet Italian-Americano commoner boy. Sexy. He needs a leather jacket or something he'd be cute as a greaser.

No. 460279

>>460278
I know right he looks fun to talk to. I need some lip reader nonna to tell us what he’s saying

No. 460280

>>460264
imagine having a conversation with him

No. 460282

>>460264
If he was staring at me like this and talking to me with these expressive eyes I would become mute and turn 180 degrees around and sprint away. NOT dealing with those butterflies. Kek.

No. 460283

>>460282
Coward. He wouldn’t want you running away he would feel sad! Maybe this is why he felt lonely, everyone he spoke to ran away giggling from butterflies and it made him feel embarrassed

No. 460286

it's hard to imagine how he could have that much to say at a hearing. acting as if he has a clue what is going on kek.
i wonder if it's just sexy schizobabble as his attorneys nod politely

No. 460287

>>460282
You can avoid looking into his eyes if you sit on his face

No. 460288

>>460224
This separates the fans from the trendhoppers

No. 460289

>>460287
Kek but then how could you hear him ramble?
>>460288
True that

No. 460290

>>460289
>how do you hear him rambles
Every time he goes up for breath you let him start to talk about the future of America and justice and then sit back down and be like "huh??? What was that???"

No. 460292

>>460289
Maybe you wouldn't wouldn't be able to hear him but you could feel him rambling against you
>>460264
I just want to hold him close, dig my fingers into his beautiful curls and pet them and give him a scalp massage. I want to press my forehead against his and feel his breath on my face. Maybe he'd get shy and his breath would quicken and I'd also feel his face heating up

No. 460294

the apple image

No. 460295

>>460290
KEK he wouldn’t even give a shit either I bet
>>460292
This is what I think about to help me fall asleep
>>460294
So true

No. 460296

>>460280
he's so expressive it'd be so fun

No. 460297

>>460224
i assumed it was because of the holidays that it became less active, but >>460288 might be right..

i miss artnonny

No. 460299

I tried to go to the horny audio subreddit to see if anyone is doing ceo killer themed stuff like the ao3 girlies but I can't handle scrolling through all the rape and incest tags. Jfc
Wigi I need you to start producing the pillow hump videos or ramblefaps I need some content please while you're imprisoned. Eyefucking the camera during perp walks is not enough!

No. 460301

>>460297
artnonny is the only one capable of providing us with content now

No. 460303

>>460301
Artnonny, fic nonnies and shrinechan could deliver us sustenance during the tough days before the next court hearing

No. 460304

I cant wait until the 18th…. we need 24 7 surveilence on our baby terrorist freedom fighter. We need to make sure he's safe and peeing regularly

No. 460306

My letter has been grabbed, it better make it to Lychee safely. Mayhaps I will build Schizigi shrine this weekend.

No. 460307

>>460304
I wish there was a Livestream off his cell

No. 460312

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Which one of you nonnas posted in the craft sub reddit

Spoiled for reddit image

No. 460314

>>460312
Based craft stacy. I would go to this church

No. 460317

>>460312
Hahaha oooh I need this bad

No. 460321

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>>460312
better than these tattoos

No. 460323

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it should have been ME

No. 460324

>>460321
>>460312
it's an imageboard why are you spoiler tagging images that are sfw?
making me click that stupid shit

No. 460325

>>460323
She is kind of an attention whore, she keeps bringing up the mochi eating thing.
>>460324
The tattoos are so ugly they’re a jumpscare

No. 460327

>>460325
Yeah i don't like her sharing all this crap. She seems obnoxious. A lot of luigis friends are just saying he's nice and calling out any misinfo but otherwise laying low

No. 460328

>>460324
because they are fucking ugly and ruins the hornyness

No. 460330

>>460328
>because they are fucking ugly and ruins the hornyness
both of those images are really funny tho
dumb bitch

No. 460332

>>460327
Why is it always eating mochi did they not do anything else together? Special interest mochi? Based… mochi is good and comes in many flavors, I wonder what is Luigi’s fave mochi. Unless he is a poser and thinks mochi ice cream is what mochi is but I doubt it.

No. 460334

>>460332
>Why is it always eating mochi did they not do anything else together?
Probably not. She's probably recalling their most vivid memory together or whatever.

No. 460335

>>460334
But why do we care. I want to know at least his favorite flavor.

No. 460337

>>460323
what do you think the redacted text says

No. 460339

>>460337
Maybe it has someone else’s name

No. 460341

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No. 460342

someone make a new bread

No. 460345

>>460299
Just AI slop it

No. 460346

>>460342
prediction theyre going to use a shit image and curse the thread
RIP

No. 460348

>>460346
If its the sisterwives pic… id make the bread but im at ‘work’

No. 460356

>>460348
anon are you jilling to Luigi

No. 460594

>>460299
I fucking love you



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