/g/ - girl talk

I want him to suck on my clit so badly. He's got enhanced senses, he definitely can sense the blood pooling to my legs or my heartbeat and know just how sensitive I am. I love someone who is attentive to my physical needs.

He got a cameo in the new chapter! It's not actually him and just a character's memory of him, but seeing him drawn by the mangaka again makes me happy

>>512415
>>512168
Listening to favorite yandere song imagining his more sinister older self it’s always makes me blush and heart bumping
I can send a snippet of it. Actually i like the idea of us sharing our favourite themes snippets or voice claims. Sounds fun

Thank you Vyvanse, thank you beer, today I'll work without a fear. Thank you mom and thank you dad, your health is good and I am glad. Thank you boss and thank you friend, thank you Foldger's Morning Blend. Thank you cat and thank you mouse, there's furnace heat running inside my house. Thanks to the sun, the moon and the stars, thanks to the people who gave me these scars. Thanks to my ex and my former friend too, I needed to learn to stand up to you. Thanks to tofu and thanks to beans, thank you discount JC Penny jeans. Thanks to my roommate and thanks to my brother, thanks to the illustrator of KoRn's third album cover. I love my friends and I love Sonic, I love a very strong gin and tonic. I'm grateful for winter, I'm grateful for fall, I'm grateful for the wardrobe of Aaron Paul. I love the summer and I love the spring, I love when I get into an argument with Bing. My money is short, my clothing is old, thank you for lead paint and bathroom mold.

>>264598
i'm grateful for having friends and family that love me, even if they're not a huge group of people, their love is still there.
I'm grateful for the moments where i appreciate the simple, everyday things in life and they actually make me calm down a bit.
I'm grateful for my cute cats.
I'm grateful for all the moments where i've laughed my butt off with friends, even if i won't see some of them again.
I'm grateful that i'm a healthy young girl and i should be happier about that, honestly.
I'm grateful for my life experiences cause in the end, they make me stronger.

though I have not been taking care of my body lately, I would like it to know that I am grateful to have it, and I will treat it with the respect it deserves when I have the time to do so. I hope I haven't let you go too far, I will get back to going outside and following my exercise routine soon. I'll read more, because I am grateful to have a brain and I figure that it desires some better treatment as well. I hope all of you are well and will be well. I am grateful to have found such a nice forum for people like me.

Expressing some birthday gratitude!
>Got birthday wishes at work, even a running gag for the day
>People also respected my wishes of being very low-key, which I appreciate a lot
>My friend paid for my açaí bowl
>My bus wasn't late despite the rain
>Got a lot of gifts from my parents, brother and fiance which I genuinely wasn't expecting at all, they were all pretty nice
>Got a cake and party sandwiches
>Rainy day, not too hot and beautiful full moon at night
I'm so damn lucky!! I can't even express this enough!

Feeling grateful for having finished this drawing that was taking me such a long time to finish. I am now excited to start coloring it tomorrow. It's a gift! I hope she likes it!

Please make Flat Luigi (artnonna's version) the new thread pic

New thread:
>>511080

>>511079
Agreed

>>510891
if only we could selectively breed his looks but without the glass spine and muddled brain

>>511053
They don’t care. It’s all “oh this isn’t that bad” or other excuses

>>508975
yep big ass areolas and downward pointing nips. my nips are saggier than my mom's I used to be so insecure about it as a teen - I still am but less so. I wish I could wear cute braless tops but alas, cow udders. picrel is my artistic rendition

>>508989
I think we have the same breast shape. Mine have always been pear shaped since puberty and I have giant areolas. I was very insecure about them as a teenager/early 20s, but now I'm trying to get to like them more. Concentrating on the aspects I like instead of the ones I dislike.

>>509035
>>508989
It's sad how common this is and how many young girls/women think their broken cause they don't have super round porn tits even when young. It makes me wish men were constantly shamed for having saggy balls or something that's completely genetic and out of their control, but no, they are allowed to just exist.

>>508975
>>508989
I only have salami areolas in one, my boobs are like this. I was scared growing up because i thought i had breast cancer.

I'm considering getting a reduction, I saw a nonna higher in the thread talking about it, but does anyone else have experience? The way I see it is I could get it covered by insurance or save up (for a very long time) and go abroad to get it done.

>>509108
i thought people had debunked his “i broke my spine and now im nuts” bio he had but this really makes it seem legit.

re his ED he was a plebbitor and i feel he definitely had a throw away where he asked around how fucked his dick was if he really had permanent numbness.
it seems he has a habit of being impatient as fuck and over exerting his body.

>>509176
One of my favorite pics of him. I wish it was in higher quality. His mouth is something special.

>>509187
It was debunked but people just keep repeating fake shit all the time

>>509184
He hated women so it doesn't really matter
>>509188
Most likely scenario

Is there even a safe and ethical brand for perfume?
I'm so tired to see very problematic ingredients in them, some being even dangerous for our lungs and skin.
Does anyone know a safe brand without any harmful component?

>>506632
Lush does perfumes, but they're in ugly spray bottles.

>>506632
Clean Beauty Collective, The 7 Virtues, Good Chemistry (At Target), and SugarMeSweet (Etsy) are all self proclaimed "clean ingredient" perfumes. I really like Sugar Berry from Good Chemistry but it doesn't last super long.

Thanks you
>>506701
I agree, that's too bad they didn't put more effort on the design.

>>507259
>Clean Beauty Collective
Don't bother to display the ingredient on their website.
>The 7 Virtues
is insanely expensive: almost 100$
for 100ml.
>Good Chemistry
has toxic/questionable ingredients

>>508810
>Clean Beauty Collective
>Don't bother to display the ingredient on their website.
Checked it on skinsafe and it has a good score with ingredients
>The 7 Virtues
>is insanely expensive: almost 100$
for 100ml.
No shit, that's most higher end perfumes. Is this really a complaint?
>Good Chemistry
>has toxic/questionable ingredients
Also has a high score on skinsafe website, what's toxic??

I didn't say they were perfect but of course you have to be a bitch when someone is trying to give options where the market isn't huge. I had I feeling I shouldn't have even bothered.

>>509204
(I assume you're adressing me nonnie,sorry if I'm wrong and someone actually deleted 878)
Casino, I'm a dealer. From Eastern Europe, so they can get away with a ridiculous amount of lawsuitable shit. Don't know how their American location operates in this regard tho.
>I hope they at least pay for/provide the makeup for you?
Sad kek. No, they give you a small kit of cheap shit in the beginning to show how cool and generous they are, but after that you're wasting your own wage. The only things they (mostly/or partially) cover are nails and lashes.

>>509458
Oh yeah, I think casinos are one of the professions that hire all their employees as 'models' even in North America so they can get away with having strict appearance standards (and controlling their employees' weight etc). OT but I'm curious why you say being a casino dealer is a job for autists? I have a good friend who was a casino dealer for many years and when she suspected she was autistic she used being a dealer as evidence that she couldn't be autistic, because it was too social a job.

>No, they give you a small kit of cheap shit in the beginning to show how cool and generous they are, but after that you're wasting your own wage.
That's truly disgusting, I'm guessing they don't make the male dealers do the same.

>>509811
Oh sorry nonna, feel free to delete if you feel like this makes you identifiable. That is pretty interesting.
>Men must not look shiny on camera , groom their beards and hide any bruises or, like, a black eye with a concealer.
This was the expectation when I worked on a literal midway with carnies, but that's very different than expecting a full face of heavy makeup. I guess the fact that female employees are more in demand or earn better might sort of make up for the financial strain of having to buy all the makeup and grooming products, but it's still extremely fucked that there are so many jobs where women literally are just expected to spend hundreds/thousands of their own paycheque (and a bunch of time when they're not on the clock) 'beautifying' themselves for jobs aka erasing their actual faces, while men's faces are considered fine as long as they're not visibly hours post-barfight.

>>509816
Literally. Sometimes near the end of a shift, I'm just envious that they can rub their eyes or scratch their face whenever they want.

>>509817
That's another good point I don't think got mentioned on this thread before - one of the worst things about wearing a full face of makeup is you can't even touch/itch your face, rub your eyes, lean your head on your hand/arm whenever you want because you will rub your makeup off. Not to mention that many women (myself included) have allergic eczema to all makeup (on my eye region anyway) so I literally could not be hired at any job that required me to wear a full face of makeup because my eyelids would be swollen and peeling off 24/7. This is actually really common too. Having it as a basic expectation that women potentially give themselves acne or allergic reactions just for work is cruel and straight up discriminatory but most people (especially moids, but a lot of women too) seem to see no issue with it because the psyop that women's natural appearance is disgusting/unhygienic/socially inappropriate is so strong.

I have been a fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series since I was a little girl and my favorite faction was always the Monolith. though if I was in the games universe I'd probably join Freedom since they seem chill
If you're not familiar with them, let me loresplain, they are basically Stalkers that got brainwashed into obedience to the Monolith through the psychic emitters throughout the Zone. They are basically this fanatical religious cult that believes in the Wish Granter and attacks anyone that tries to get to the center of the Zone.
And I want to fuck one so bad!!!

In my fantasy I'm a Stalker seeking artifacts and riches and along the way I somehow manage to take out a group of Monolith soldiers, I think they are all dead until I see one of them writhing of the grass. Full of bullet wounds but still somehow alive, and still praying to the Monolith. I'm a humanitarian, so I decide to finish the poor lad off quickly but seeing his almost dead body pathetically twitching, I decide to be gracious and let him go out with a bang. Probably in a way every man wishes to die, even crazy cultists, despite their childish insistence in the supernatural and aggressive "shoot non-believers on sight" policy, they are still just men… Superstitious boys, if anything!
I kneel on the grass next his dying body calmly, with a kind smile. I move his AKM out of his grasp, it's most likely out of ammo but you can never be sure around those suicidal kamikaze types. He started pathetically moving his arms at me, still determined to savagely rip me apart for his Great Molilith, even if he had to do it with his bare hands. I should be offended, even if he's damaged enough to not be able to do me any harm in this state but I feel nothing but sympathy for the young man. He's not in his right mind, another soul seduced by the Zone, entangled in her unforgiving clutches. And knowing what I'm about to do to him… I'm probably not in my right mind either.
I unzipped his pants and took his dick out, I could see him shiver slightly from the Zone's cold autumn air. He was still soft, I wasn't really surprised, I honestly don't know if he can even get hard in his bloody state but I tried anyway. I guess I was kind like that, truly the Virgin Mary of the Zone, comforting sinners in their dying moments. He softly groaned, I wasn't really sure if it was because of me or because of the several gushing bullet wounds but I was the one Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>501179
Bless you nona may your fantasies become reality

>>507422
Bless you too, nonnie. I'm surprised that anyone bothered to read my garbage fic. It's certainly not very classy compared to some of the other writing in the tread, but I've never been a classy person in the first place also re-reading it I realized I made a few typos, FUCK
>may your fantasies become reality
Haha, hopefully not! I'm actually a pretty sensitive woman in real life and I would never do this, I am simply not based enough. I just like melancholic, doomed smut and love the setting and lore of the STALKER games, so I vomited this out one night kek. It is autism writing in it's purest form, at least for me.

>>501179
This was the best thing I've read all week, thank you for bestowing this masterpiece upon me. I like how your writing style kind of mirrors the game's, it made it more immersive and I could imagine exactly how it played out. I had a similar experience in-game where I shot a military dude but he didn't die immediately and was just writhing around moaning, so I just stood around listening to him until I finally decided to put him out of his misery. I'm embarrassed to admit this but I'm glad I'm not alone kek

>>507696
I am happy that it made YOU happy, anon. I actually haven't written anything since high school and I haven't written smut before, period. And I think it shows in how I wrote it, it's not very sexually explicit, mostly because I got embarrassed while writing it kek.
That is actually my favorite mechanic in the game, not only because it's kind of hot (which it is) but also because of the gameplay aspect. Finishing these guys off doesn't give you anything other than some dime a dozen loot, they won't eventually get up if you don't kill them. You could just leave them be, if anything finishing them off is a net negative for you because you lose ammo. But I still always do it, even to morally corrupt enemies like Bandits, just because it gives me peace of mind and seems like the right thing to do. It is such good subtle storytelling through gameplay, truly kino!
Sorry for the sperging btw, I just got kind of exited that someone else on lolcow played this game.

>>507321
Nonnies clocked it as fake immediately while Plebbit crashed out kek, I wish it was real so some of the parasocial faggots can go away

>>507316
To have a size 12 foot you have to have long toes, I don't make the rules. I didn't even know 5'10 guys could have size 12 feet.

>>507320
The ultimate orgy

>>507321
The red note ones are cause they didnt come from the prison email system

>>507325
Luigi face Brian body

>>506764
A scrawny guy with chest hair is not a dadbod ffs

>>506949
Then fuck off to reddit or Twitter or any other normie spaces where your shitty taste is the majority. Let us have something for once.

>>506949
go stand somewhere else

New thread
>>507540

>>506949
>Not everybody is into hairless anime semes.
exactly, the exception proves the rule, meaning your shit goes in the unconventional thread, stop terrorizing normal women with your CSA victim tastes.