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No. 94920[Reply]

Let's talk about names!

>Names you love

>Names you hate
>"Guilty pleasure" names (names that you like, but wouldn't name your child)
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No. 101811

i love that name so much and a little girl being called andie is so cute
basically for most of the names y’all are too scared to use id say go for it (unless they are just too ridiculous) you don’t want to regret not using a name you love cuz you’re scared how others will think
on another note how do y’all feel about the name Pree i’ve being thinking about using it as a nickname for patricia. patricia was my grandmothers name that passed away and we were really close but i don’t like patsy and im not sure about tricia
also i’m a big fan of neutral milk hotel and they use that name and i’ve always loved it

No. 101822

Tfw my name is here. No worries anon, I also hate the way my name sounds.
You jinxed it!!

No. 101913

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i love such weird fucking pretentious names like Roman, Royal, Llewellyn, Star, Beowulf, Aegon, Hailey, Jorah, Fionn, etc. i'd probably name one of my kids this bc i secretly wanna be the woman with the kids with the pretentious names

No. 101917

Low-key child abuse

No. 101919

Roman and Hailey aren’t too pretentious

No. 83742[Reply]

Fantastic people and not touched upon too much on the board. Related is Katherine Ryan opening Live at the Apollo four years ago, her Beyonce bit is just hilarious. Never thought I'd love someone who mostly riffs on celebrities but here I am!
Other than K.R I find Iliza Shlesinger great, though of her two Netflix specials I think 'Confirmed Kills' is better. Also Mo'Nique and Leslie Jones are amaze. Leslie's 'Problem Child', (also on Netflix can you guess where I get my stand-up fix from?) surprised me for how much I liked it actually. Tall-girl-troubles realness, she is not afraid to get riiight into the audience…

Enough about mine, which ladies are on your likes list? Dudes are hilarious too but I'm sick of their saturation so we can overlook them for now ~
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No. 84133

No. 84134

NSFW lyrics. But hilarious.

No. 101746

Loved the Sarah Silverman Program, it cracked me up so many times.

No. 101977

I have always disliked that bitch and it was gratifying to have my instinct proven correct re: her comments on Louis CK

No. 102211

There are definitely a lot of unfunny women in stand up though. Whose whole thing is just ohh she's kinda hot but also burps loud and makes dick jokes. But I just don't really like bro humor regardless. The anon who said relatability in comedy matters was on point.

Side note, I recently decided to stop giving unfunny people polite laughs/chuckles and so far more women have made me genuinely laugh than men have.

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No. 88603[Reply]

anyone else wish they had a different eye colour, light eyes are just so delicate and pretty
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No. 101423

You definitely don't have chola brows anon, just wispy ones. Do some light combing and filling with a light-coloured eye pencil for some definition and you'll be fine, swerve the insta-brow trend because you have quite soft features and it won't suit you. If you're going to do winged liner do it very lightly, and not around your whole eye-try just your upper lid, or definition on just the outer end of your lower lid, and maybe brown eyeliner? Your eyes look easily overwhelmed.

No. 101427

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What eyeshape is this? I can't really determine and whatever eyeliner I do if it's bigger than like 0.1mm in thickness, makes me look horrible and tired. So I want to find tutorials closer to my eye shape.

No. 101449

Hooded, upturned I think, I could be wrong though because the curve of your eye is really pronounced, personally I love your eye shape, but I’d look up the hooded eyeliner trick, and see if that helps!

No. 101466

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I have light blue, and I prefer darker blue/green and dark brown. I really like dark brown (ie, "black") eyes, a standard brown isn't great imo unless it's the same color as your hair. also, I think the striking contrast of dark skin/dark hair/light eyes only looks good on men. (Idk, but I really prefer my men to be tan, pink skin and blond hair is asexual to me.)

No. 101490

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i disagree, it looks exotic, gorgeous and sultry on both genders

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No. 78109[Reply]

Like many others i somehow can't manage to lose weight, so i figured it would be the best to simply come to terms with my new body.

But how to style yourself when overweight?

I'm not talking about simply squeezing yourself in whatever you want à la tumblr, but how to dress the most flattering to conceal some of your weight, same with other things like hair styles or beauty tips in general.
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No. 101279

>sorry but no, that's just what fatties want everyone to believe

Lol, why are there posters here who always talk like there's a covert hivemind of fat people who are trying to trick you into thinking whatever the fuck you want?
It's not a conspiracy. Nobody cares what you believe.

The fact still stands that descriptors like "curvy" or "thicc" are used by people to describe fat distributions that they find aesthetically pleasing and that is absolutely subjective.
What's ""thicc"" to one person might be considered morbidly obese to you.
Stop gatekeeping meaningless shit.

No. 101289

Admin why do we have this thread spreading fat propaganda? How's it different to a self harm or anachan thread? Fat people should move more and eat at a healthy deficit. It's ridiculous to spread fake fatlogic otherwise. You will never look cute if you're overweight, we are biologically designed to find it a turnoff in order to maximise our health.(no one cares about your dick)

No. 101290

I'm not even fat and this is just a driveby comment but you're making obvious false equivalences. Being a bit overweight (or underweight) isn't ideal or healthy, but it's not as inherently, overtly harmful as self harm or full blown eating disorders.

And it's just plain nasty and wrong to say 'you're not cute so don't even try'. Should ugly people not bother trying to dress nicely either? Or people with deformities? Old people? None of those things are biologically designed to be attractive. Fashion is not that unforgiving, people can dress in ways that do make a less than perfect body look more flattered and it's absurd to just give up because being overweight isn't attractive. A fat person is fat whether they dress in conventionally cute outfits or live in sweatpants, there's no reason to dress frumpy and make themselves look even worse if they don't want to.

No. 101293

Just hide the thread, dude.
Let us be unfuckable to you in peace.

No. 101305

this is probably bait but I'm biting anyway for the sake of insecure people - no one is advocating staying fat or getting fatter, just being able to dress a fat body because you make the most of what you currently have. Most people in this thread want to lose weight or in the process of doing so but obviously that's not an overnight process, people still have to go out to run errands, go to work, hang out with friends or go on dates (anachans try to ignore this, but fat women do enjoy romantic relationships and sex). There's a huge difference between fashionable fat women and frumpy, unkempt fat women.

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No. 92682[Reply]

Ever wondered why certain clothes don't look as good on you as on another girl with similar stats?

How to find your type:

Aly Art has many videos with very good tips on how each type can dress and style themself to look their best.
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No. 101126

Late but if you’re short you’re probably gamine, and very likely not dramatic at all. You’re overcompensating yang answers because you feel like your lines are manly but you describe yourself as “narrow,” and dramatic is broader. Retake the test and try to be more objective.

No. 101127

Maybe you are a soft classic then, or theatrical romantic

No. 101142

Is it possible to be a mix between soft gamine and soft classical?

No. 101153

A: 1
B: 2
C: 4
D: 8
E: 1

I can't figure out what this means, and Aly didn't mention anything like me in her video.

I'm tallish (173cm but usually mistaken for shorter) with broad shoulders, wide hips (~0.72 WHR regardless of weight), long legs, long hands (19.5cm), big feet (US 11), a small but soft waist, average boobs (usually a D cup regardless of weight), and a rounded diamond face with a round nose, slightly full lips, soft cheeks, and roundish almond eyes. I gain weight pretty evenly, I always look slightly soft no matter how much weight I lose, and when I eat healthily my BMI sits around 22.5 (it's currently down to 19 due to an illness, and I look super weird). My hair is soft and slightly wavy (2a), and although the strands themselves are fine, I have a lot of them, so it looks fairly thick.

I'm not soft enough to be a romantic, but I'm too soft to be any of the others. Maybe I'll try again when I've gained my weight back - I really need a new wardrobe.

No. 101179

It's stupid that the body and faces are lumped into a category. I think it makes more sense to separate face types and body types.

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No. 100016[Reply]

What do you think of mgtow?

No. 100019

Would be perfectly fine if they actually went their own way, but it's just a community for misogynists to pretend feminism ruined their lives and women.

I would consider myself a WGTOW, the idea of not needing a relationship and focusing on yourself works for me and I couldn't blame a man if it worked for them. I just dont blame my choice on men not being good enough.

No. 101103

Agree with the other anon, would be nice if they actually shut the fuck up and went their own way, but they're too immensely bitter about women to leave us alone without making "clever" comments like the pic posted.

"h-haha w-women are NPC sluts!! I was too good for her anyway!! I-im too good for all women!" we get it buddy you're bitter over your break up learn how to cope with emotions lol

No. 101105

Whyd u bump this smelly thread it doesnt even belong in g

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No. 100983[Reply]

Wbh what are your turn on's

No. 100986

There are already threads like this

No. 100987

My turn on is people checking the board before they post a thread that is already on the board

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No. 98619[Reply]

Is it ever ethical to lie about your sexual past? I feel like I've dealt with a lot of shit and even though I've had tons of partners that's not who I am now.

Asking on lolcow because let's face it, most of us here have a phase or two where we've had sex with men we barely know, hooked up with losers, slept with men we met online etc. We've all been there so I want to know there's light at the end of the tunnel.

I'm just tired of that life now. Want to settle down.
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No. 100701

tbh I kinda feel like it's okay to reject or not wanting to be with someone if they've slept with lots of people, especially if you want it to be ~special~, it's hard to feel that you will not be just another hole to themn

No. 100744

>what he know won't hurt him
is a meme by this point it's still true.

No. 100967

i kinda feel like going through a slut phase just to make up for being such a prude as a teenager

No. 105446

slut shaming is dumb but so are people who cope by trying to make 'slut' a part of their identity

lots of yikes and oof going around these days, tsk tsk

No. 105656

If I were a guy I'd be more worried about the drug addict thing than the sex, just saying….

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No. 43180[Reply]

post pictures of awful makeup and makeup trends you hate
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No. 100834

She looks kind of rough without makeup. She's apparently 8 years younger than me (making her 21) but really doesn't look it.

No. 100842

Where did you get that info from? afaik she's about 27 or 28.
I don't know for sure but she's used to constantly talk about how 90's she is and how she's so much older than the average youtuber.

No. 100846

looks terrible! she's very plain normally and her makeup is in no way a transformation from that. she just looks plain but with ill-suited makeup.

No. 100879

I googled her and it said her birth year was 1997. Might be wrong though, no idea. She looks kind of rough anyways, even if she was my age.

No. 103116

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Did she do her own makeup or something? The smeared eyeshadow just looks like a kid could do it

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No. 58830[Reply]

I know everyone has different results but my own personal question is about breasts. I'm a large B cup, maybe a small C and honestly my breasts sag.

I'm going to work out and do work outs for the chest. But I'm wondering if anons have any tips for really shrinking them down on their own without losing every once of fat on them.
Or Coughs if any of you anons had good surgeries to just reduce them to a very small size.
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No. 100446

What are some good anti breast sagging exercises?
Also, are there other anons from Europe here?
My best fit is a c cup but by judging pictures of that real breast gallery, I'm more of a G cup. The biggest cup size in the stores that I shop is c cup which is why for a long time I thought DD was like the biggest possible cup size available except for some monstrous exceptions. Is it the same in the rest of Europe?

I don't have any back pains luckily.

No. 100448

I've had saggy c-cups my whole life mostly because of shit genetics (my mom told me she had same issue her whole life). I really want to get a lift but 1. it's fucking expensive 2. the scars are hideous 3. a lot of the before/afters i've seen look really bad. I honestly just want to get an elective mastectomy and get rid of them all together and minimize risk of breast cancer.

No. 100487

My breasts were already uneven and are now probably 2 cup sizes different after excision surgery. The weight of the larger exacerbates my neck and shoulder pain from an injury. Debating on having it reduced, but my experience healing the cancer boob was traumatic. I had an infection and massive hematoma with fluid after the second excision.

Also it would be nice to be able to have bras fit both of them and wear fitted clothing again.

No. 100577

I think A and B cups are so cute. I think it might be attainable for me if I lose weight (I'm D cup) but I'll be doomed because I'm tall and have broad shoulders which would probably make me look like a boy. Broad shoulders are such a curse.

No. 100603

I have DDs but they don't look big until I take my top off for some reason. It kind of bothers me. I have great tits, why can't they look great/big clothed too? Maybe I should buy myself some padded push up bras.

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