/g/ - girl talk

I have been a fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series since I was a little girl and my favorite faction was always the Monolith. though if I was in the games universe I'd probably join Freedom since they seem chill
If you're not familiar with them, let me loresplain, they are basically Stalkers that got brainwashed into obedience to the Monolith through the psychic emitters throughout the Zone. They are basically this fanatical religious cult that believes in the Wish Granter and attacks anyone that tries to get to the center of the Zone.
And I want to fuck one so bad!!!

In my fantasy I'm a Stalker seeking artifacts and riches and along the way I somehow manage to take out a group of Monolith soldiers, I think they are all dead until I see one of them writhing of the grass. Full of bullet wounds but still somehow alive, and still praying to the Monolith. I'm a humanitarian, so I decide to finish the poor lad off quickly but seeing his almost dead body pathetically twitching, I decide to be gracious and let him go out with a bang. Probably in a way every man wishes to die, even crazy cultists, despite their childish insistence in the supernatural and aggressive "shoot non-believers on sight" policy, they are still just men… Superstitious boys, if anything!
I kneel on the grass next his dying body calmly, with a kind smile. I move his AKM out of his grasp, it's most likely out of ammo but you can never be sure around those suicidal kamikaze types. He started pathetically moving his arms at me, still determined to savagely rip me apart for his Great Molilith, even if he had to do it with his bare hands. I should be offended, even if he's damaged enough to not be able to do me any harm in this state but I feel nothing but sympathy for the young man. He's not in his right mind, another soul seduced by the Zone, entangled in her unforgiving clutches. And knowing what I'm about to do to him… I'm probably not in my right mind either.
I unzipped his pants and took his dick out, I could see him shiver slightly from the Zone's cold autumn air. He was still soft, I wasn't really surprised, I honestly don't know if he can even get hard in his bloody state but I tried anyway. I guess I was kind like that, truly the Virgin Mary of the Zone, comforting sinners in their dying moments. He softly groaned, I wasn't really sure if it was because of me or because of the several gushing bullet wounds but I was the one Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>501179
Bless you nona may your fantasies become reality

>>507422
Bless you too, nonnie. I'm surprised that anyone bothered to read my garbage fic. It's certainly not very classy compared to some of the other writing in the tread, but I've never been a classy person in the first place also re-reading it I realized I made a few typos, FUCK
>may your fantasies become reality
Haha, hopefully not! I'm actually a pretty sensitive woman in real life and I would never do this, I am simply not based enough. I just like melancholic, doomed smut and love the setting and lore of the STALKER games, so I vomited this out one night kek. It is autism writing in it's purest form, at least for me.

>>501179
This was the best thing I've read all week, thank you for bestowing this masterpiece upon me. I like how your writing style kind of mirrors the game's, it made it more immersive and I could imagine exactly how it played out. I had a similar experience in-game where I shot a military dude but he didn't die immediately and was just writhing around moaning, so I just stood around listening to him until I finally decided to put him out of his misery. I'm embarrassed to admit this but I'm glad I'm not alone kek

>>507696
I am happy that it made YOU happy, anon. I actually haven't written anything since high school and I haven't written smut before, period. And I think it shows in how I wrote it, it's not very sexually explicit, mostly because I got embarrassed while writing it kek.
That is actually my favorite mechanic in the game, not only because it's kind of hot (which it is) but also because of the gameplay aspect. Finishing these guys off doesn't give you anything other than some dime a dozen loot, they won't eventually get up if you don't kill them. You could just leave them be, if anything finishing them off is a net negative for you because you lose ammo. But I still always do it, even to morally corrupt enemies like Bandits, just because it gives me peace of mind and seems like the right thing to do. It is such good subtle storytelling through gameplay, truly kino!
Sorry for the sperging btw, I just got kind of exited that someone else on lolcow played this game.

>>507321
Nonnies clocked it as fake immediately while Plebbit crashed out kek, I wish it was real so some of the parasocial faggots can go away

>>507316
To have a size 12 foot you have to have long toes, I don't make the rules. I didn't even know 5'10 guys could have size 12 feet.

>>507320
The ultimate orgy

>>507321
The red note ones are cause they didnt come from the prison email system

>>507325
Luigi face Brian body

>>506764
A scrawny guy with chest hair is not a dadbod ffs

>>506949
Then fuck off to reddit or Twitter or any other normie spaces where your shitty taste is the majority. Let us have something for once.

>>506949
go stand somewhere else

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>>507540

>>506949
>Not everybody is into hairless anime semes.
exactly, the exception proves the rule, meaning your shit goes in the unconventional thread, stop terrorizing normal women with your CSA victim tastes.

>>504377
what are these called?
>>505201
if you curate your twitter and tiktok feed enough it can replace pinterest

>>505209
They are called bandanas.

>>504322
There’s cute bucket hats like froggie bucket hats. I saw a cute girl wear a green frog bucket hat with oversized overalls and a green and yellow striped shirt with converse sneakers, very cute and fit her vibe. She had a bob cut and cutesy features. I probably wouldn’t copy that style inspo if you don’t have childish features otherwise it’ll look jarring.
Ever since I saw her I’ve been inspired to get a bucket hat with frog details myself

>>505751
No offense but I really don't think anon would be into childish things like frog bucket hats.

>>505751
Don't buy one unless you want people to start asking for your pronouns kek nonbinaries go crazy for frog hats

>>505727
I can honestly can sense his disdain for his fans, idk how these people can't sense it. When I write him I will unfortunately have to neg him, I refuse to add to his giant ego

>>505732
nta, but im curious on what disdain you feel. i definitely think he’s laughing at (and dislikes) all the stupid, rabid fans (while also reveling in it). but do you think he doesn’t like even the few regular letters that he’s receiving? or is it something else like his rich kid attitude?

>>505734

The substack girl with the big "subscribed" letter (if real) was interesting. I wouldn't have blamed him for not responding to that letter since it would have been a landmine to respond to, but he had to do it. And the Mia letter also made me raise my eyebrows because he ignored whatever she talked about and went straight to shutting down communication. Again, another waste of a stamp. And then the Holli letter where he talked about which mugshot he preferred but then added in the details about the isolation with the lights on and how he looked disheveled…I think people were too hung up on the hashbrown joke to realize it was also in an annoyed tone (to me at least).

I guess I was too harsh to say he's got disdain for his fans, it's more like he has disdain for certain fans and it leaks out. I can't blame him there, some of these people are not normal. I agree that he simultaneously loves and hates the vapid, lovesick letters he gets. They make him laugh but they also likely disappoint him, especially if he feels his actions are not being taken seriously ("Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch…).

Again, he's had positive communications with others (Lorax letter, Karen, Emily) but there have been a few letters where he could have ignored the person but still engaged. Is it the troll in him?

Concerning the rich kid attitude, he definitely has some arrogance and it would be the least surprising thing in the world as he grew up monied, had the best of everything, and his parents were also boosting his ego (his mom saying he's genius in the RS article). I wonder if he feels a crisis because of his "fall from grace". After all, he sacrificed a perfectly good life to do what he did and if he wanted to be some sort of martyr, it probably stings if the people writing him are not taking him seriously ("Luigi, I love your taper fade, it's so hot!!!"). His motives are still very confusing to me as I'm not sure if this incident was self-serving or "for the greater good". I think the truth is somewhere in the middle.

>>505735
I wish we knew what exactly Emily wrote to him. She really got him hooked it seemed, with a two page reply.

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>>505742

Nonnas itt being worried about birth control killing off their libido when your libido is like the least of your worries while on that crap. You should be worried about the effects that shit may have on your health first. I'm actually concerned most anons itt seem to not be at least acquaintanced with them.

That said are there any realistic alternatives to hormonal birth control when having sex with a moid regularly? I have a very high libido while ovulating and I'm really into this moid but at the same time I'm really worried about pregnancies, I don't wanna get pregnant just yet. Perhaps the best birth control may be just to avoid moids like the plague if they aren't serious about you ngl.

ever since I stopped using BC (I tried the pill, had a copper IUD for a year), my periods have been so easy. they've always been timely, but now they past 2-3 days and barely symptoms. I just get increased appetite the week before it starts.

it makes me afraid to go on BC again, my periods on the IUD were horrible…5 days of heavy bleeding and cramping.

is there a non hormonal option that isn't the copper IUD?

I was on the mini pill for 1 year, stopped recently for a month and a half, and my discharge has been thick, white and plentiful since then. Really annoying. I also have gotten my bad PMS symptoms back and my tits shrunk and i'm paranoid about pregnancy all the time. I'm pretty sure quitting made my POTS symptoms worse too. Im getting back on it, fuck this.

>>503563
Condoms. Prevent pregnancy, reduce risk of stds, and avoid the UTI/yeast infection/misc bullshit associated with getting semen in your vagina all in one go. In the last 20 years I've only had one breakage - protip: don't use a condom that was kept in a car glovebox. Even women who use chemical bc should all be using condoms when having sex with men.

Any Slynd/Slinda users here?
Been on it close to a year now and I find it's really stretching out my cycle. Like, every part of it is milder but longer.
My periods are about 3 months apart, and the flow is really light but I bleed for 2-3 weeks. Off birth control I get debilitating cramps for a day, on Slynd I get mild cramps for several days. Same story with all my PMS symptoms.
When it's good it's great, but sometimes I miss the "rip the bandaid off" of being off birth control when I felt like hell for 24 hours then it was over.

>>504220
but we dont know how long he dated paulina for example, how do you know it only lasted a few months?

>>504255
Ivies are mostly for business and law, no one is going to even look at which party school you went to during your leetcode interview.

>>504245
he doesn't

>>504255
Luigi not replying to their letters made them deranged

>>504263
Why are you defending the retarded misogynist male, no one wants a letter from him.

>>503493
What makes you think I didn't ask him if I can show him off?
I give you too much credit and you give me too little smfh

>>503493
who the fuck cares, the pics are probably stolen anyway

big dick to talk about it
tiny ones won't do
if i can't wrap around it
i know it's going through

well, i'll take about it
the measuring tape is on
big ones make me coo
gimme shrimp.i'll laugh at you

>average peni size is bigger in bong than in murica
What the fuck

>>504094
Why is that surprising? Why would you have an assumption one way or the other? What is the source for the data in OP anyway

>>502665
He wanted her bad for being an older asian woman

>>502663
The less retarded wealthy people probably could sense her gold-digging ways a mile away. She wanted to exploit someone younger and more naive I bet.

>>502666
no that was a chinese lady and yes they told tmz he wasn't arrogant when the host tried to make them badmouth him

His saviour complex probably thought he could 'help her' when she was calling late at night kek

>>502666
He bought it for some random Chinese girl there. I do think Luigi is polite but he probably didn't feel like he had to put on a personality for some gerrman scrotes he'll likely never meet again.

>>311165
Why did you bump this thread, and why was the next one created when this thread hadn’t even reached 1100? All the Outsiders boys cute as hell though

>>311165
Mine too. Johnny is the only type of man I would ever want.
>>311173
They are!

>>267754
threadpic was sexy(necro)

>>502519
Kek nona you come to this 2 years old thread just to comment this

who the fuck keeps necroing every years old attractions threads lately