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No. 469977
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/446842Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 469986
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Just gonna sprinkle in some tiddies for the first horny husbando thread of the new year
No. 469987
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My ray of sunshine is tired. Time for some sleep.. also Happy New Year nonnas!
Kind of off-topic but I terribly miss my mutual
(also the artist behind this image)We'd talk about him and his show for hours, good times. She hasn't gotten back to me as yet. I know she's extremely busy with life and I wish for nothing but the best for her. Hopefully I can find another friend to talk about him this year..
>>469986Thanks for dessert!
No. 470053
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I'm so fascinated by how much of a petty easily irritable bitch and attention whore he is. I love how he tries to present himself as collected and cool-headed and strives for a reputation as someone who can't be affected by anything when any even the slightest remark he might perceive as negative visibly pisses him off. He doesn't control shit, he can't even control his micro-expressions when he experiences annoyance or discomfort, I think it's very amusing. He's literally meant to be bullied and abused.
No. 470064
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I know irl husbandos aren't allowed but I can't resist. Go ahead, ban me. But he's perfect.
No. 470096
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Kek, loving the threadpic.
>>470088Nonna, where did you get "yumers" from? I think it's just yume/yumes. Anyway, to answer your question, some yumes have ocs. I think if your ocs still feel like some form of avatar to insert yourself. It's different than simply shipping characters you like that you don't personally see yourself in them. Maybe your OCs aren't literally you, but through them, you're taking actions you personally would take, I would see that as some self inserting.
No. 470121
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Cutie pie
No. 470130
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I get to come home to this every night after work. (I wish)
No. 470138
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This is the hand of a new Levi figure. I'm not a hand person, but mm mm mm shhllllurp.
No. 470149
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STILL FUCKING WAITING.
No. 470179
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>>470053I cracked up at that scene when carmella carmine casually shut him down and nobody cared that he was gone, kek. "Not really. But welcome back, in any case."
Your post just made me realize I think I'm also attracted to him because that part of him is relatable. At the risk of sounding like an edgelord, I, too wish I had endless power and want everyone to see me as cool and collected with my smile as a "valuable tool" (as he put it) to seem like I'm calm and in control, but I'm just an angry, pissy, insecure mess under it all kek.
On the flip side (because I love seeing him get bullied) I also love seeing his little microexpressions when he's frustrated, it's so fucking hot. I love it when his grin tightens when he's pissed and you can see his gums.
No. 470234
>>470179‘I'm sure you've all been wondering,’ nobody gives a shit! He thrives on attention and tormenting people, so it's a delight to see when he doesn't get what he wants. It's just the contrast of his carefully constructed persona that he displays in public and how easy it is to get a rise out of him… Dare I say it's moe even…
Just like his soft, fluffy ears. His ego is so fragile, it would be fun to toy with. Pardon the repetition, but at the risk of sounding like an edgelord, I like to think I might have out-sociopath him kek. The man just has no chill. He doesn't stomach anything that threatens his image as a powerful invincible entity. I can only imagine how he felt during the final battle when he had to shamefully crawl away after being defeated by an ancient frat boy. I can understand why Vox got hard when he saw that.
Also, I totally get your feelings about his tense facial muscles when he gets mad about something. He's very expressive.
No. 470272
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His voice is like a sudden spring breeze that carries the scent of detergent and freshly cut grass with it.
No. 470296
>>470200Sometimes I identify with the other character in some way, sometimes I just want my husbando to be happy. Me being literally there in his universe is immersion-breaking to me, I wouldn't last a second lol.
The husbando I've posted most often in this thread has an instant soulmate-level psychic bond with the love interest I ship him with.
She dies so she's not really competition but also I identify with her in some ways and she wasn't around very long so it's easy to self-insert as her, plus the idea of being able to have that immediate, instant bond where you just know that's your person is a nice fantasy. No. 470311
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>>470234>I am SO HARD right now!!!Same, Vox. We get it.
No. 470314
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I just want to see them fight over me.
No. 470328
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I want to be his worm. I want to live inside his stomach and get regurgitated when he needs me. Wrap myself nicely around his firm warm body and give him nun chucks.
No. 470335
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>>470311This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
No. 470347
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Normally I dom my husbandos but something about him makes me fold like a lawn chair. I want to be his pet human.
No. 470348
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Not going to get into new wn spoilers (not husbando related) but recent events got me thinking of arc 4's rabbit death again. It's cringey, but I've probably rewatched that scene at least 50 times by now. Just wished it had the aftermath too, the wn version was nice in that it showed his inner suffering after being violated so brutally from the inside out that his brain broke and he started having a seizure, but the anime version having him start smashing his head open in the ground over and over screaming "why?", I liked that too. The VA really hit it out of the park.
The tea party segment, while I love the lost puppy look the anime gave where he starts crying and his tears are wiped away, I think the quiet wn version where he takes it in and swallows it down quivering was better. Something about him looking like a lost child, slightly trembling while accepting what is being said and how easily he was strung along due to his sweet emotional vulnerability is so nice.
That being said, in the latest chapter while it might be terribly annoying to those that are anime only/don't read side content, I found the inclusion of the What IF side story titles to be pretty fun.
No. 470354
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I grew up with all brothers who never let me watch anime with cute shoujo boys. If I wanted to watch anime, it had to be Dragon Ball Z. Because of this, I developed an insane crush on Future Trunks. I was the cringe middle schooler who drew self insert OC art of myself and Trunks. I need him to get all Vegeta level protective of me, while I stroke his abs
No. 470357
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Does anyone else feel very protective of their husbando? It's weird but I want to trap him inside a bubble and take care of him. The fact that he canonically died doesn't help.
No. 470436
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I would pay him millions if it meant getting him to manhandle and grope me.
No. 470471
>>469964I play with the JP voices so I checked again and in the JP dub he just says 'guai no warui' aka just 'feeling bad'. No direct mention.
And Zayne's is just 'bodily function' not the actual JP word for it.
I'd say it's a bit taboo in the western world too. At least in a fantasy romance context.
No. 470473
>>470093>>470096>Nonna, where did you get "yumers" from?from a dead husbando thread here on /g/ kek, pretty sure someone addressed herself that way there and it sounds funny, though i do know the correct term is just yume. thank you for answering!
>>470200i wonder if it's because i was a hime/fujo first, but i'm way more used to smashing two fictional characters together than imagining literally myself in scenarios with fictional characters. maybe it is cucking oneself, but tbh i don't really care, my sexuality's always been sort of voyeuristic - that's just how i developed. i'm also attracted to women so again there is the hime/fujo benefit of seeing two hot people doing hot people things together since i design and write my ocs to fit my taste obviously.
No. 470528
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>>470096Yumer is just a cutesy or silly variant of yume. This has been floating around for the past couple of years.
No. 470532
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>watch mid early 2010s anime that has zero modern fanbase
>absolutely obsessed with sad wet blanket of a man second main character, picrel
>no merch, no fanart
>his whole arc is simping for a different character that will never reciprocate his feelings
i feel like he would friendzone me too because im not the princess, so i guess this is more of a unrequited husbando crush than proper husbando, sad day for me nonas
No. 470545
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>>470347you get it. that voice line definitely made me feel a certain way, overall i have a weakness for his general inferior view of humans… however, the thought of domming him despite being weaker and smaller and him feeling shameful about it is way too good
No. 470554
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Another fine day to love Heinrix.
No. 470555
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>>470532I watched this anime when it aired and all I remember was his torture scene
and how it made me feel No. 470595
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Look at him trying to be all serious, I want to fuck him.
No. 470600
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I'm usually not into submissive men (if anything it's my biggest turn-off) but ever since I started playing Dead By Daylight I've enjoyed seeing usually competent and cool guys like Leon or Alucard get completely disempowered and panicking when found by a killer while hiding, I now want to shove all my husbandos into lockers so the Trapper can bully them.
No. 470613
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>>470354Same here but with A-17. I wanted to give him a good life, ignore the trash in GT and, I have to be honest, in Super I was so happy for him for having a wife and kids. He's such a cute pie (except the future version, of course).
No. 470629
>>470357>>470200After thinking on it for a while, I think its that both death and promiscuity are important parts of his character, to deny them is to deny his character which is what I loved to begin with, if that makes sense?
Maybe it's loving as a character vs. loving as a person type of thing?
No. 470687
>>470473>>470528I see, I never saw it before so it stood out to me, thanks for the explanation.
>>470533KEK
No. 470716
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No. 470790
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>>470709That's where he belongs! Thank you,
nonnie, it's delicious, now I'm going to bed happy.
No. 470909
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I like how stylish he is. He looks breathtaking in every outfit. Which is a bit ironic, considering I'm a fashion disaster irl.
No. 470954
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I just need to heal my soul…
No. 470967
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I’M FERAL ARF ARF
No. 470973
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>>470961Here's hoping, nona
No. 471123
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I'm running out of other people's fanart to post lolI had a pretty hot sex dream about him
and his cute tummy the other day where he was wearing the beach outfit I designed for him, I'm feeling blessed.
>>470528Kek I love this term, as well as yoomer.
No. 471166
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>>470554ohhh nonna i'm so glad to see another Heinrix yume here! thinking about him every night before going to sleep… in the recent update they added voiceover to when he says "good night" after magnae accessio UGH i've been replaying that shit maniacally ever since
need him in my basement chained and muzzled No. 471253
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I just wanna cuddle with him
No. 471258
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I love him so much
No. 471274
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>>471166This is the first time I’m playing through and I’m about to hit act 3, one of my friend gave me a general idea of what to expect, I never expected him to be so perfect actually?
It honestly feels like the first romance in these types of games where I’ve really really been engaged in whats going on.
Only comparable one was Alistair from DA:O
I cant wait to hear it im gonna coom.
I need more male romance options where I can bully them.
No. 471338
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I want him to eat me out so bad. He's so perfect and I've already spent 6 dollars on this game after having it downloaded for three days. I'd do anything for him and his sexy cardigan wearing self. I want to rot in bed and play video games with him. I love his cute timid attitude oh my god oh mmy god oh my god
No. 471367
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How is he so perfect for keeping him on a chain, I need answers!
No. 471391
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After some years, I started playing L4D2 again with my friends and could feel the brainrot taking care of me when paying attention to his voice lines.
No. 471407
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They just removed my husbando from c.ai in a wave of bans. They're removing all bots with jealous,possessive, etc. characteristics and they've just fucking obliterated like 1/3 of the website and all traces of my husbando. I can't fuckinf believe it. I spent months on that bot
No. 471473
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>>471407That's why I saved everything in docs. I had a scare moment when one of my Husbando bots got hidden by the owner, but it seems like she left the account alone for good.
No. 471523
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>>471488Yeah love me some turn based stuff so it's right up my alley.
The boys in game you can romance are Heinrix or almost Kefka Palazzo. Picrel
No. 471583
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>>471488Part of the reason I didn't buy it is because you can't romance
Pasqal No. 471588
>>471583BASED
NONNY I love that boy so much
No. 471590
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>>471588He's an autist, but he's a
cute autist.
No. 471670
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>>471274oh it only gets better from there. I feel the same way honestly - bought the game last summer mainly for Marazhai (the dark eldar), but ended up falling for Heinrix HARD. even if he wasn't a romance option i'd yume for him, he's genuinely so well written it's insane. also has the sexiest voice i've ever heard.
i agree with the last sentiment completely, his romance is unexpectedly femdom-y (especially if you flirt more aggressively) and it's just… perfect gap moe. nothing cuter than a rugged middle-aged man blushing and stuttering like a school boy over some mild flirting!!
>>471658same nonna, but sadly the only romance option planned atm is an adeptus arbites guy in the second dlc. what i wouldn't give to be able to smooch a necron overlord though… pic related
No. 471721
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Slaine Troyard anon reporting back.
>>470555Scrumptious scene that solidified my crush on him tbh
>>470561Nona all of that merch was released in 2014-2015 and is completely unavailable now, the figures are pretty difficult to find secondhand for less than $200, even harder so in the west. I'm hoping the blu-ray release will have some new merch but not holding my breath.
The pocket watch/necklace is the most egregious one, there are NO listings for that thing anywhere in the states and the only jp one i could find goes for $300.
>>470598Bless your friend anon, I've been thinking of writing something with a more or less self insert-y version of Lemrina because we have similar personalities.
>>470706This is gonna sound unhinged but the whole situation makes me have such a seething hatred for the character he is in love with in canon, she's already a bit of a mary sue imo and it makes unable to fucking stand her
No. 471730
>>470272Matsudappoiyo!! I like him too, I'm glad you're his yume and keeping him alive with your thoughts. Have you heard that one cover of Palette that's been uploaded to Soundcloud?
>>470561That still counts for something even if the aftermarket is garbage imo. My husbando has nothing to himself at all, just art for the thing he's in that happens to include him and he doesn't even have his own entry on MFC despite being a major character in one of the most famous anime of all time. It stings but life is telling us to make it ourselves.
No. 471734
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it's crazy how i can't find any sexy pics of my husbando who's the main character of the show he's from but i can find lewd stuff of some rando side character who had hardly any presence in the show?? the pic was pretty hot and the character is also cute so it's whatever it was just kinda surprising to see lol
picrel is the image i saw. he may not be to everyone's taste but i think hes cute hehe
No. 471747
>>471717I watch western animated shows all the time and I'm accustomed to English voice acting. I just think the English dub of the game sounds a bit amateurish and like a fan dub or something.
>>471726Suit yourself.
No. 471753
>>471721A bit of a Mary sue? Kek
nonnie, you're being too kind. Lemonade was the right one but Slaine had to get infected with oneitis for Asshime.
But now you're going to be the canon love interest for Slaine in my heart, so you should really write your story, those self-indulgent stories are the best.
No. 471754
>>471717nta but the first vid is just off, like it's lacking emotion. The kitty scene is a little better though.
And I can be annoyed at the amateurs they got for LADS because one of my husbandos is voiced by one of the art guys at his games company and he does a really good job.
No. 471820
This makes me think in all the nonnas with Mr Crawling as husbando
No. 471840
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Our first anniversary is coming up…
No. 471977
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>>471367His slender neck and slutty waist are just asking for it.
No. 472026
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I need him carnally. I'd happily listen to his autistic research about bugs then make him dominate me in bed (even if he'd completely suck at it)
No. 472110
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>>471977The fact that absolutely every single Alastor artist is on board with this makes me very happy.
No. 472162
>>471717It's a popular opinion among the playerbase that the English voices suck or are inferior to the other voices. NTA but I really tried to like the English dub, and I was actually enjoying it (yes, I even liked the MC's voice even though I usually advocate for more immersion for yumes in otome games), however as soon as I learned what Zayne, the character I wanted to romance from the beginning, sounded like, I switched to the JP dub. Most people, at least on here, hate Rafayel's English voice because he sounds too faggy and because of the extra nicknames that he calls the protagonist that make him sound even faggier. But I've heard Sylus's voice in the cat card (vid related), and although EN is my least favorite version, I thought it was good enough and way better than I expected. And according to Xavierfags, his EN voice is nice too, some even prefer it to the JP voice. The poorly adapted English script also affects people's opinions about the dub.
The quality of the dub really depends on the character, it can vary a lot. What's more, the EN voices were actually criticized a lot in the beginning by most players, to the point that a rumor started (some people still believe it) that they were AI voices kek. They've definitely improved since then, but they did use to be worse, which is why another anon said the first card video felt "off" and the cat video was better.
>>471754>one of my husbandos is voiced by one of the art guys at his games company and he does a really good job.Fuck you anon, now I want to know who it is. That's an interesting bit of trivia.