/g/ - girl talk

I have been a fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series since I was a little girl and my favorite faction was always the Monolith. though if I was in the games universe I'd probably join Freedom since they seem chill
If you're not familiar with them, let me loresplain, they are basically Stalkers that got brainwashed into obedience to the Monolith through the psychic emitters throughout the Zone. They are basically this fanatical religious cult that believes in the Wish Granter and attacks anyone that tries to get to the center of the Zone.
And I want to fuck one so bad!!!

In my fantasy I'm a Stalker seeking artifacts and riches and along the way I somehow manage to take out a group of Monolith soldiers, I think they are all dead until I see one of them writhing of the grass. Full of bullet wounds but still somehow alive, and still praying to the Monolith. I'm a humanitarian, so I decide to finish the poor lad off quickly but seeing his almost dead body pathetically twitching, I decide to be gracious and let him go out with a bang. Probably in a way every man wishes to die, even crazy cultists, despite their childish insistence in the supernatural and aggressive "shoot non-believers on sight" policy, they are still just men… Superstitious boys, if anything!
I kneel on the grass next his dying body calmly, with a kind smile. I move his AKM out of his grasp, it's most likely out of ammo but you can never be sure around those suicidal kamikaze types. He started pathetically moving his arms at me, still determined to savagely rip me apart for his Great Molilith, even if he had to do it with his bare hands. I should be offended, even if he's damaged enough to not be able to do me any harm in this state but I feel nothing but sympathy for the young man. He's not in his right mind, another soul seduced by the Zone, entangled in her unforgiving clutches. And knowing what I'm about to do to him… I'm probably not in my right mind either.
I unzipped his pants and took his dick out, I could see him shiver slightly from the Zone's cold autumn air. He was still soft, I wasn't really surprised, I honestly don't know if he can even get hard in his bloody state but I tried anyway. I guess I was kind like that, truly the Virgin Mary of the Zone, comforting sinners in their dying moments. He softly groaned, I wasn't really sure if it was because of me or because of the several gushing bullet wounds but I was the one Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>501179
Bless you nona may your fantasies become reality

>>507422
Bless you too, nonnie. I'm surprised that anyone bothered to read my garbage fic. It's certainly not very classy compared to some of the other writing in the tread, but I've never been a classy person in the first place also re-reading it I realized I made a few typos, FUCK
>may your fantasies become reality
Haha, hopefully not! I'm actually a pretty sensitive woman in real life and I would never do this, I am simply not based enough. I just like melancholic, doomed smut and love the setting and lore of the STALKER games, so I vomited this out one night kek. It is autism writing in it's purest form, at least for me.

>>501179
This was the best thing I've read all week, thank you for bestowing this masterpiece upon me. I like how your writing style kind of mirrors the game's, it made it more immersive and I could imagine exactly how it played out. I had a similar experience in-game where I shot a military dude but he didn't die immediately and was just writhing around moaning, so I just stood around listening to him until I finally decided to put him out of his misery. I'm embarrassed to admit this but I'm glad I'm not alone kek

>>507696
I am happy that it made YOU happy, anon. I actually haven't written anything since high school and I haven't written smut before, period. And I think it shows in how I wrote it, it's not very sexually explicit, mostly because I got embarrassed while writing it kek.
That is actually my favorite mechanic in the game, not only because it's kind of hot (which it is) but also because of the gameplay aspect. Finishing these guys off doesn't give you anything other than some dime a dozen loot, they won't eventually get up if you don't kill them. You could just leave them be, if anything finishing them off is a net negative for you because you lose ammo. But I still always do it, even to morally corrupt enemies like Bandits, just because it gives me peace of mind and seems like the right thing to do. It is such good subtle storytelling through gameplay, truly kino!
Sorry for the sperging btw, I just got kind of exited that someone else on lolcow played this game.

>>507321
Nonnies clocked it as fake immediately while Plebbit crashed out kek, I wish it was real so some of the parasocial faggots can go away

>>507316
To have a size 12 foot you have to have long toes, I don't make the rules. I didn't even know 5'10 guys could have size 12 feet.

>>507320
The ultimate orgy

>>507321
The red note ones are cause they didnt come from the prison email system

>>507325
Luigi face Brian body

>>506764
A scrawny guy with chest hair is not a dadbod ffs

>>506949
Then fuck off to reddit or Twitter or any other normie spaces where your shitty taste is the majority. Let us have something for once.

>>506949
go stand somewhere else

New thread
>>507540

>>506949
>Not everybody is into hairless anime semes.
exactly, the exception proves the rule, meaning your shit goes in the unconventional thread, stop terrorizing normal women with your CSA victim tastes.

>>505727
I can honestly can sense his disdain for his fans, idk how these people can't sense it. When I write him I will unfortunately have to neg him, I refuse to add to his giant ego

>>505732
nta, but im curious on what disdain you feel. i definitely think he’s laughing at (and dislikes) all the stupid, rabid fans (while also reveling in it). but do you think he doesn’t like even the few regular letters that he’s receiving? or is it something else like his rich kid attitude?

>>505734

The substack girl with the big "subscribed" letter (if real) was interesting. I wouldn't have blamed him for not responding to that letter since it would have been a landmine to respond to, but he had to do it. And the Mia letter also made me raise my eyebrows because he ignored whatever she talked about and went straight to shutting down communication. Again, another waste of a stamp. And then the Holli letter where he talked about which mugshot he preferred but then added in the details about the isolation with the lights on and how he looked disheveled…I think people were too hung up on the hashbrown joke to realize it was also in an annoyed tone (to me at least).

I guess I was too harsh to say he's got disdain for his fans, it's more like he has disdain for certain fans and it leaks out. I can't blame him there, some of these people are not normal. I agree that he simultaneously loves and hates the vapid, lovesick letters he gets. They make him laugh but they also likely disappoint him, especially if he feels his actions are not being taken seriously ("Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch…).

Again, he's had positive communications with others (Lorax letter, Karen, Emily) but there have been a few letters where he could have ignored the person but still engaged. Is it the troll in him?

Concerning the rich kid attitude, he definitely has some arrogance and it would be the least surprising thing in the world as he grew up monied, had the best of everything, and his parents were also boosting his ego (his mom saying he's genius in the RS article). I wonder if he feels a crisis because of his "fall from grace". After all, he sacrificed a perfectly good life to do what he did and if he wanted to be some sort of martyr, it probably stings if the people writing him are not taking him seriously ("Luigi, I love your taper fade, it's so hot!!!"). His motives are still very confusing to me as I'm not sure if this incident was self-serving or "for the greater good". I think the truth is somewhere in the middle.

>>505735
I wish we knew what exactly Emily wrote to him. She really got him hooked it seemed, with a two page reply.

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>>505742

>>504220
but we dont know how long he dated paulina for example, how do you know it only lasted a few months?

>>504255
Ivies are mostly for business and law, no one is going to even look at which party school you went to during your leetcode interview.

>>504245
he doesn't

>>504255
Luigi not replying to their letters made them deranged

>>504263
Why are you defending the retarded misogynist male, no one wants a letter from him.

>>503493
What makes you think I didn't ask him if I can show him off?
I give you too much credit and you give me too little smfh

>>503493
who the fuck cares, the pics are probably stolen anyway

big dick to talk about it
tiny ones won't do
if i can't wrap around it
i know it's going through

well, i'll take about it
the measuring tape is on
big ones make me coo
gimme shrimp.i'll laugh at you

>average peni size is bigger in bong than in murica
What the fuck

>>504094
Why is that surprising? Why would you have an assumption one way or the other? What is the source for the data in OP anyway

>>502665
He wanted her bad for being an older asian woman

>>502663
The less retarded wealthy people probably could sense her gold-digging ways a mile away. She wanted to exploit someone younger and more naive I bet.

>>502666
no that was a chinese lady and yes they told tmz he wasn't arrogant when the host tried to make them badmouth him

His saviour complex probably thought he could 'help her' when she was calling late at night kek

>>502666
He bought it for some random Chinese girl there. I do think Luigi is polite but he probably didn't feel like he had to put on a personality for some gerrman scrotes he'll likely never meet again.

>>311165
Why did you bump this thread, and why was the next one created when this thread hadn’t even reached 1100? All the Outsiders boys cute as hell though

>>311165
Mine too. Johnny is the only type of man I would ever want.
>>311173
They are!

>>267754
threadpic was sexy(necro)

>>502519
Kek nona you come to this 2 years old thread just to comment this

who the fuck keeps necroing every years old attractions threads lately

>>354515
12kg! went down from around 74kg to 62kg. i cut down the sugar, stopped overeating and eating just to kill my free time which was huge issue for me. i had more physical tasks at my work and i often went everywhere on foot, had loads of physical activity which definitely helped me a lot. additionally focusing on my hobbies made me not think about eating again. i was way less active before that. i had to stop because if i didn't take it seriously i'd weigh way over 80kg now and i'd hate myself even more.

I need a mental glow up. I suffer from a ton of anxiety and poor self-esteem. I've accomplished a lot of things I'm proud about but my self-esteem still needs work. I've been telling myself affirmations, trying to remind myself I have worth in this world. It's hard man

>>502376
The only true solution is really faking it until you make it. It worked for me at least. Also knowing your strengths and what you're good at, and learning to laugh at yourself when you fail or do something stupid/embarrassing helps in lightening the mood when you're nervous and do mess up. Good luck on your journey.

>>502376
You're too depended on people's approval. Quickest way to fix it is to learn to hate and see the flaws of everyone around you. Be fueled by pure selfishness and your own desires. You will develop a superiority complex which will serve you more in the long run. Just learn to hide it and you're good.

My genuine guide for glowing up.
>Cutting sugar.
This will be easier for some than most. Many of us have mental blockage with food and eating habits. But once you quit sugar, you realize all the ways it poisons you. This is my number one advice.
>Drink more water.
I had dry, scabbed lips my entire life. I tried literally every lip balm. The only thing that works is drinking more water. 2 liters a day. It's not as hard as it seems.
>Face massage
After you shower take some lotion or cleanser or serum and take 2-5 minutes massaging your neck, face, and shoulders. This genuining does debloat and reduces my nasolabial folds. It also just makes you feel nice and pampered and awake.
>Unclutter your space.
Make your bed in the morning. Do the dishes. Fold the laundry. Once you get offline you realize how much time you have to do these things. You cannot thrive if your space is messy.
>Get a signature scent.
This is optional, you don't need to buy a bunch of stuff to glow up. But when I started using perfume, it became a nice routine. It was a way of saying "I'm ready for the day!" One spray of the wrist, one spray on the neck.
>Moodboards and visualization
This is what you're going to do. You are going to think of your ABSOLUTELY DREAM LIFE. Your beautiful home, your amazing partner, your wardrobe, your career. Make a moodboard. You have the potential to achieve these things. An affirmation I tell myself: your future self is waiting for you, arms wide open. Go to her. Affirmations and manifesting works, even if you have to be a little delusional. I've never been religious or believe in luck but once I started picking up on these things it is absolutely real.
There are many youtubers who dive into glow ups and self help. It's kinda like free therapy. Just skip any sponsorship talk and listen closely to things you agree/disagree with. Don't just play them in the background.
Do not beat yourself up when you have struggles. Progress is not linear. You will have off days. This does not mean you have failed. Find a healthy way to relax and you'll come back.
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>>502318
Absolutely hypocrisy, he's the same age as Jensen Ackles who is the literal threadpic. Take your cuckoo pills.

>>502320
It's not hypocritical since Jensen aged better and is overall less ugly. The thread pic is from when he was younger anyway

>>502321
In all this time you've been complaining like a crybaby bitch, you could've been posting men you find attractive. All you miserable bitches do is complain. Post MEAT.(infighting)

>>502322
You're the miserable bitch with daddy issues craving elderly dick to compensate, lmao.(infighting)

Who the hell bumped this and how did it get less than 1200 posts despite having a locking warning