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No. 69003[Reply]

Any of you farmer received a dickpick before?

Bonus: Have you received an unsolicited dickpick from some rando?
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No. 97020

That's so retarded it's funny, I'd like to know the reaction of the class as a whole after that and what the professors said.

No. 97144

A coworker from a former job sent me a dick pick once and I honestly can't say I've thought about it once since I saw this thread. I just deleted the text and forgot about it.

Also had a long-term online friend that would regularly rope me into dispassionately watching him jack off on Facetime. I just sort of ignored it and found it boring.

No. 97153

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I want to try this response one day

No. 97154

I think some other good responses would be
>what is that?
>why is it shaped like that?
>why does it look like that?
Just make them feel like there’s something physically wrong with it, lmao

No. 97189

>Why'd you send that? I'm not a doctor, I can't tell you what's wrong with it. Just go get it checked out at a clinic

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No. 81746[Reply]

Previous thread: >>76572

Post pics or gifs of pretty girls.
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Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

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New thread: >>97027

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No. 87328[Reply]

Do you ever wonder why you can't find a decent bf?why not one man you like wants you?

I do. I wonder am I just not attractive enough?am I too boring?shitty personality? Not out going enough?are men just mostly shit anyway?are the men I'm picking just shit?i just don't know

Whatever the reason is, It definitely effects my self esteem though.
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No. 96753

Came today to lurk but this hit me hard. No need to waste time with old feels but been in the same situation as a guy, the words resonate. Managed to pull myself to go to concerts after i hit 20 and the first girl that gave me attention became my first gf after a month because i was starved for emotion (and frankly misled that I needed sex in my life). Moved in with her and got physically abused for 6 months (severe beatings, hair pulling, getting cut and getting burned with cigs) until i realized where i was and wtf i was doing to myself just for companionship and moved back home. After 2 years of lone time i clicked with another girl, herself a virgin a year younger, and she is my gf now. because of her evil controlling mom she became unconsciously very egoistic and due to this she has some kind of emotionally induced vaginitis, practically cant enjoy herself if she doesnt suffer and so emotionally and sexually i am in the same horrid place. I mentioned sex twice because both of you think you should take it into consideration when you choose to stop the loneliness… I did and ended up very, very badly. Still hanging on and will get better but if I could choose just out of love with a straight mind I would do it. Don't fucking become someone's meat to play around with. NOT worth it, not in a hundred years. If you can accept a suggestion, have a lot of patience with yourself. Because others won't. There is still time and if you improve for your own benefit the chances of finding someone will too.

No. 96756

Sorry, this may come off insensitive but you might not want to note you're a guy especially when you're on /g/ RE: the site rules.

No. 96757

You are both still young. Don't do this to yourselves. I promise it's not worth it and it won't make you feel any better. I made mistakes when I was around your age, I'm now 27 and I realise how little a lot of the shit I was worried about ultimately mattered - I never believed older people when they said that, either. You will feel better, you are worthy of love and it will happen. Don't do something you'll regret or you'll only feel worse.

No. 96763

I'm nearly 21 and I've never had a boyfriend. I don't know why guys don't like me. Even when I was at my skinniest 132lbs feeling and looking my best, a few boys still made fun of me randomly from across the room at this party. I wasn't even doing anything but standing there laughing and talking with some other girls. Sometimes I don't understand what is so mockable or horrible about me. I don't have any face deformities. Rationally, In the face I'd say I'm average. Not the ugliest but not a "stunner" either. Boys have always bullied me though. It sounds retarded but it's made me really jaded and distrustful of men cos I constantly think they're just going to make fun of me so I don't even bother talking to them cos I get so uncomfortable, I turn into a mute statue, I remember I went on a trip with a group of people and a guy asked me if I had Aspergers. My family and friends think I'm lesbian because I completely ignore men, have never had male friends and have always preferred female friends and company.

I've also never allowed myself to like a boy because I know they'd never like me. It's like self preservation. So I never really had crushes either. I feel so disconnected from normal experiences everyone has. I feel like I'm not a real person and I'm going to be alone forever.

No. 96782

Hey Anon!
Im a little younger than you but i always experience and feel the same about men,i understand that not all men are disgusting but my interaction with them havent been pretty…I was called ugly and even got tease well into my high school years,sometimes i just felt like our exsistence is just for mens pleasure and they can just fuck with us and say whatever they want but when we do the same we are ''shallow'' and ''picky''.Eventhough its because of men that we have to protect ourselves at the first place…These things are the reason why i too are incapable of feeling any romantic attraction through real men (i like fictional characters more,kek) whenever i got feelings for a guy i make sure i get over it within the span of a day,my love life is pretty much dead like my soul

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No. 91535[Reply]

I can't seem to find the astrology thread, so let's make a new one! I hope everyone is having a lovely Leo season. Post PDFs and book recommendations, your favorite sites, youtubers, and advice etc.
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No. 95487

what site did u go to for this chart?

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Apparently I'm a Cancer sun, Taurus moon, and Gemini rising. I'm going to assume that this is the dumb idiot combination because I'm such a dumb idiot. Also I'm deeply afraid of crabs, which is more proof that my existence is a cosmic joke

No. 96752

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Pisces sun, Aquarius moon, don't really understand the rising sign thing? I did a chart on astro.com and it says that my ascendant sign is Cancer? Is this the same thing?

Anyway, I've never vibed with the characteristics of a Pisces and feel like maybe I'm more like my moon sign.

No. 96762

Rising is the same as Ascendant! It refers to the sign that was rising on the horizon at the moment you were born (hence why birth location and time is so important).

No. 97067

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technically you're one or the other, which your exact birth time will tell. cusps do make sense though lol (e.g. Lana Del Rey - born June 21 and a Gemini, but has a lot of heavy emotional Cancer-like qualities too)

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No. 96431[Reply]

Post girly, cute, tumblry pics of computers/electronics pls.
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No. 96661

i hate these so much

No. 96662

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No. 96864

Moved to >>>/ot/300376.

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No. 85681[Reply]

Do any anons here have an autism spectrum disorder? The symptoms present differently In women, and it's heavily misdiagnosed. Share your experiences/feelings. <3 [pic unrelated]

No. 96656

I was told to come here for posting myself as a self-aware autist on lolcows

I'm diagnosed, its weird, my parents say I need to work and get job and yet….? they also tell me I'm too "obvious" to get a job and say I'll be fired, since no one likes autistic people?
and yet I get made fun of for being a NEET even though its other people not wanting me to work. I can't get a job since I'm dxed autistic and no one wants me to work.

its all a contradicting Mess, and my dad and big brother think I'm faking it despite knowing me since birth, I even have brain fog and get overstimulated and have to go rest in my room even if I do work, its still difficult

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No. 91500[Reply]

old advice thread

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No. 96588

Don't, I know the type. Not worth your time.

No. 96590

Do you think going for a second bachelor's degree is ok? I got accepted to a uni already but I hesitate to study for another four years again. I decided to do it because I'm not very satisfied with my first major.I had some interviews before applying to uni but none of them fit my expectations. But now I think would it be better to start working even if it is not a fulfilling job. Do you have any advice?

No. 96591

Go and study! You'd regret it if you didn't, trust me.

No. 96596

if you won't get indebted for life for doing another degree i say go for it. better "waste" 4 years now vs be 40 and bitter about not studying what you want and working a job you don't like as then it will be more difficult to turn it around. and generally, you'll probably live until 70 or 80, what is 4 years in the grand scheme of things, and it is not like your life will stop, you can still work part time and have friends and date etc etc

No. 96597

This person has solid advice.

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No. 43368[Reply]

Tell posters what face shape they have
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No. 56209

Considering this is the only active thread where people REALLY post pictures of themselves, and said pictures have faces totally covered, only showing the face shape, that's not bad at all. I wouldn't even call it self post in this case since it's absolutely impossible to identify people and most girls have "unflattering" shapes and seem curious/worried but whatever you want, anon

No. 56210

Long, definitely

No. 56214

yep, wouldn't be surprised to find out most of these girls came from Tumblr or PULL tbh

No. 56222

truth bomb. love how you can spot certain cows in the eye thread.

No. 56224

thank you anon! never thought of it before.

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No. 95152[Reply]

Can we have a thread for girls like me who want to get better at taking selfies that are flattering and cute? I have little to no knowledge of what's good so I take them and never know if they're embarassing

Any tips for both face and full body? How do you guys show the best side of yourself with them?
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angles are incredibly important. You can make yourself taller and give the illusion of longer legs if u take a photo slightly lowered

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No. 95607

I have really small teeth so my smile isn’t as big and if I cheese It just ends up crooked. How can I smile in photos without looking like an idiot?

No. 95608

I use Lightroom (pirated) to edit my photos. You can use the lens correction tool to fix your pictures so you don't look all bubbled up (idk if right term) like in the 24mm pic >>95454

A lot of times (especially on iPhone pics) there's a lot of lens distortion

No. 95633

smile with only the top teeth showing?

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No. 66124[Reply]

Put lolcow in interests so we can talk to each other and post omegle stories
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No. 66145

oh, you two. people saw the thread, we just knew it was gonna end up like this.

unless someone gets on cam and does some funny shit and screenshots it, this threads gonna blow

No. 66174

no one in the tag today :/

No. 68632

Bump for interest

No. 68641

Damn I thought this was really friendly and smooth convo. If that's considered awkward then I'll never be normal enough make friends.

No. 95538

used omegle in past

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