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Bathroom Talk General #1 Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 02:22:14 AM No. 112369 [Reply]

Didn't see a thread specifically for this kind of stuff so use this for discussion about things relating to bathroom stuff, advice, how to better your gut, how you personally maintain a healthy gut, general frustrations if you have an unhealthy gut (IBS, Crohns, etc) and/or how you manage it, asshole insecurities, etc.

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Anonymous 10/14/19 (Mon) 12:26:10 PM No. 125257

Sorry for grossness but in the last year or so I've started using flushable wipes (though I know they're bad) cos cleaning after I poop has gone from a 2/3 wipe job to a 10 or more wipe job… and dry paper isn't sufficient. I don't even know what the cause could be cos while I have a history of IBS I've actually found my cramps have stopped and for the first time in a long time I have a once a day routine.. it's just the clean job that leaves me feeling gross. Anyone else dealt with this?

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 03:22:21 PM No. 125329

>>125230
For travel, I just carry little Summer's Eve wipes (I can't find individual baby wipes) around and throw them in the trash.
>>125257
Either don't flush them, or consider a handheld bidet. Wipe to remove bulk before using the bidet and then dry off with paper towels. A portable handheld bidet is around $10 on amazon and you can just fill it from your bathroom sink. It saves a lot of time and you'll feel so clean.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:53:14 AM No. 125374

>>125329
Is there a reason you prefer the wipes over some sort of alternative? In the sense there's some sort of benefit you don't find elsewhere?

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:11:52 PM No. 125410

>>125374
They are individually wrapped and already wet, so I'm not stuck trying to wet paper towels in a public bathroom.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 03:31:06 PM No. 125417

made the mistake of eatting too many sweets before bed. Never doing that again lmao

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Fetishes You're NOT Ashamed Of, #1 Anonymous 07/13/19 (Sat) 08:12:30 PM No. 119060 [Reply]

Pride Rules.

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Anonymous 10/04/19 (Fri) 09:56:05 PM No. 124677

More of a confession.
I am attracted to a guy I work with and I can't stop thinking of them having a threesome with my bf and me. I am addicted to thinking about them focusing all their attention on me, loving me, and using me. He is kind of a bro but I loving thinking about him getting fucked by my bf and loving it completely. Also double penpetrating me. Just being sandwiched between them.

Anonymous 10/05/19 (Sat) 02:44:53 PM No. 124705

I guess you wouldn't really call this a fetish but I have a fantasy/scenario in my head where I like putting my fingers in my partner's mouth and making him suck them, and then he discovers that he really likes it and thinks about sucking cock. So we invite a male best friend over and we're both down on our knees in front of him and I teach him how to suck it while we take turns and lick him at the same time, while we also kiss and tease and drive the friend crazy. I just find the idea of a guy sucking dick for the first time (and I join in too) so so so hot

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:05:23 AM No. 125369

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Reverse traps. The idea of a women passing off as a twink is hot.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 08:02:13 AM No. 125388

>>125369
so… like thin butches?

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 12:38:16 PM No. 125407

>>125388
that anon is clearly straight lmao

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daily routines Anonymous 12/15/17 (Fri) 03:06:01 PM No. 71546 [Reply]

what is your daily routine like? particularly health & beauty? i've never had a proper educational female role model in my life and i need help.

background:
>28 years old
>have been suffering from major depressive disorder since forever, basic routine for many many years has been wake up 15 minutes before i have to leave for work, shower & brush teeth/hair, go to work, come home, smoke weed, then sleep
>recently put on short term disability from work with the goal of creating a normal routine (things like health/beauty, cooking & cleaning, etc) without the added stress of work, then gradually integrate work into this routine
>never had anyone to show me how to do girly things like makeup, have a skincare routine, night routine, etc. didn't wear a real bra until i was 19, still don't know how to properly style my hair.
>figured out how to do basic makeup good enough for job interviews & dates, thank you internet
>previously my skin looked and felt nice with just soap & water
>as i'm approaching 30 my skin is becoming dry as fuck, especially my forehead. i want to create a daily skincare routine for this
>also want to implement other health/beauty routines, easy & healthy meal prep routines, cleaning routines, interested in learning where other people place priorities and manage time
>want to feel like a normal woman/person, not some goblin hiding away in her house

please help.
thank you

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Anonymous 12/23/17 (Sat) 12:59:33 PM No. 71938

>>71915
try looking for quick exercises you can do maybe while you're getting ready in the morning or before you get ready for bed. lord knows I need to start exercising too, or at least start walking again when the weather gets warmer

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 09:39:57 PM No. 125360

>>71805
Literally this, but male… Which makes it more sad I think.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 10:53:58 PM No. 125364

>>71794
Since the thread got necroed I reread it and remembered this is my post… and I am happy to report I'm now regularly doing every single item on my list of things I need to add to my routine. The trick was to make a spreadsheet with daily/weekly to do lists and tick boxes so I don't forget anything and feel guilty if I don't tick them. It was literally like flicking a switch to get me motivated.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 08:11:05 AM No. 125391

My routine:
>wake-up 1,5 to 2 hours before I have to leave for uni.
I get laughed at for waking up this early but I hate rushing in the morning more than anything. If uni starts late or I have nothing to attend that day I'll wake up at 7:30-8 am-ish.
>get dressed, I pick my clothing the night before
>make bed
(seriously do this, one easy accomplishment will motivate you for the rest of the day)
>put on water to boil
>go feed my pets
>water's boiled for tea at this point
>have a long and slow breakfast
>do my hair, skincare and make-up
>brush and floss teeth
>usually have time left over at this point so I'll get some reading for uni done
>leave to catch the bus

I have no set routine for the rest of the day. Evening's just showering, brushing teeth, cleansing skin and skin care before I go to sleep.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 09:52:01 AM No. 125399

>>125391
>(seriously do this, one easy accomplishment will motivate you for the rest of the day)
For sure, making your bed in the morning is a seriously good lifehack. It just makes you take more pride in your surroundings and helps prevent the onset of laziness and a loss of control over your life.

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Attractive Men you want to fuck thread Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 08:02:18 AM No. 112464 [Reply]

post conventionally attractive males you want to have sex with and have no shame admitting

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Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 08:19:10 PM No. 125351

>>125339
>>125340
>>125341
desgosteng… That creepy old dude doesnt belong in this thread.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 07:35:05 AM No. 125386

>>125351
You can be attractive at any age - which he def is.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 12:37:32 PM No. 125406

>>125339
>>125386
Seconded! A+ taste anon, have you seem him in the Death Stranding trailers?

Anonymous 10/17/19 (Thu) 02:34:49 AM No. 125450

>>125339
Yaaas have you seen him in the Royal Affair? Thats when my obsession with him started..siiiigh….

Anonymous 10/17/19 (Thu) 03:49:31 AM No. 125451

>>125386
Aged or not that guy looks like a goddamn toad.

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nails general Anonymous 01/26/19 (Sat) 07:37:06 AM No. 106527 [Reply]

Ask questions, post cute nail art and polish swatches, discus trends, techniques, products, professional services, etc.

What's on your nails right now, farmers?

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Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:57:54 AM No. 125376

>>125375
diet can def play into it if it's a recent development. also maybe you have started to wash your hands more? I noticed my nail became ridiculously brittle after interning at a lab where I had to wash my hands like every hour or so.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 02:06:48 AM No. 125377

>>125343
My nails are long, so I use the nail brush whenever I cook (nothing grosser than ground beef under your nails…yick) and whenever I shower. I don't notice an acumulation of dirt very often (hermit NEET pretty much) but if I did, I would brush every time I saw it. Sounds like you're good anon.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:11:23 PM No. 125409

>>125377
eww gross. you should use gloves for cooking incase you break a nail.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 01:56:29 PM No. 125412

>>125409
who the fuck cooks with gloves, is this an actual thing when cooking in a private setting? wtf

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 04:42:55 PM No. 125422

>>125409
I coat my nails in acrylic dip powder so they don't break, but thanks for the concern dear anon

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Dating Apps Anonymous 05/13/18 (Sun) 01:33:30 AM No. 82463 [Reply]

Share your experiences, advice, tips.
What was your cringiest story? Have you had a successful interaction? Do you think dating apps are worth the effort?

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Anonymous 10/10/19 (Thu) 11:13:32 PM No. 125063

>>125009
Im confident in my attractiveness and I still haven't gotten a proper date on bumble. It's like I'm talking to a cardboard box with these guys… Or they just ask for nudes

Anonymous 10/12/19 (Sat) 03:16:24 PM No. 125128

>don't have social media except fb
>reactivate tinder
>start matching
>hurr do you have snap?
>nope and I wouldn't use it if I did
>b-b-but how will I know ur real?????

Uh, gee? What did people who did online dating do before snapchat?
Just ask me for the fucking nudes so I can say no bro, there's no point in acting like SC is the only point of contact to determine someone's 'realness.'

Anonymous 10/12/19 (Sat) 06:12:47 PM No. 125132

>>125009
My experience with Bumble was that I not only started the convos but was expected to carry them completely while never being asked any questions back

I think guys with no social skills join it thinking that women will do all the work

Anonymous 10/13/19 (Sun) 07:05:08 AM No. 125160

>>125132
the bff side is the same too.

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 12:57:48 AM No. 125368

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So recently I noticed that I've been spending more time swiping on tinder while watching Netflix then going on actual dates. Its kind of aggravating since I have so many matches but no dates ever seem to happen. Its just texting tag and

So I had an idea. I decided to clean out all my matches and start over but with new rules and a more open mindset.

1. So I changed my swiping habits and I would swipe on good looking men and men who didn't look the best but I kept my mindset open that maybe most men are bad at taking good photos of themselves

2. I will always swipe right on anyone that super likes me

3. After I have 7 matches I must stop swiping and focus on the men who I matched with. (Use the honesty policy and put in your bio that you want to go on fun dates that you hope will lead to a relationship)

4. After I have my 7 matches I wait 3 days for them to message (If they don't message me after 3 days then message them with a simple "so what kind of date are you going to take me on?") If they don't respond with a date idea or anything after a bit of texting back and forth then focus more on the ones that actually seem more excited to the idea

5. Get their snapchat just to help confirm you are both real to each other

6. Set up a date time and make sure that its not exactly the same day you matched and have them see if they can plan dates in advance for something in a few days and not flake out last minute (if they flake out last minute then I refocus effort into someone else) Don't ever be a flake yourself otherwise your just going to attract other flakes and maybe miss an amazing opportunity or connection.
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Women that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck Anonymous 07/27/16 (Wed) 01:55:48 PM No. 45623 [Reply]

We have a thread for men, but how about our bi and lesbian farmers on /g/? What women that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason?

Admit your thirst, farmers.

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Anonymous 10/14/19 (Mon) 06:24:07 PM No. 125275

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>>125258
she's still really pretty imo but her cheeks have a weird look to them, I'm not sure what's going on there.

Anonymous 10/14/19 (Mon) 07:41:06 PM No. 125279

>>125275
she's been fucking up her face with botox and/or filler. She'd be pretty if she toned down on that shit a little, right now she looks like a swollen chipmunk.

Anonymous 10/14/19 (Mon) 08:23:46 PM No. 125284

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why do I get so horny for bitchy blonde republicans

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 09:04:41 AM No. 125321

>>125275
She was talking about how she gains on her face when she gains weight.. high on your cheeks though? No double chin or overall puffiness?

Like girl be honest

Anonymous 10/16/19 (Wed) 12:47:24 AM No. 125367

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Tip my fedora and call me Dominic I was super attracted to her in The Guild, though im usually not into nerd girls

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Lolcow.farm Friend Finder: /g/ Edition Anonymous 11/05/16 (Sat) 05:14:31 PM No. 44295 [Reply]

This is a thread for females seeking female friends.

If you see a male post in this thread, report them then ignore their post. No need to point it out or reply.

Please include the following info in your post:

> Your age
> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.

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Anonymous 10/12/19 (Sat) 07:26:36 AM No. 125117

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>>125035
i just requested you but i forced quit cus now im too shy but if you got a request from david miscavige its me im a little drunk and got excited there was another anon around my age. im embarrassed and i hope you werent creeped out omg ill open discord when i feel like not enacting the k word

Anonymous 10/12/19 (Sat) 08:01:43 AM No. 125118

> Your age
21
> Preferred age range for friends
18-25
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
I'm a visual artist and poet, I'm also obsessed with all kinds of music. I freestyle rap sometimes. I'm also into witchcraft, anime, body positivity, and feminism. If you have any similar interests, feel free to message me!
> Contact info
@bekahfc (private insta)
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
I speak English, Czech, and some Japanese. I live in Czech republic. Looking forward to making new friends!

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 12:10:26 AM No. 125290

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> Your age
24

> Preferred age range for friends
i don't mind

> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
i like video games a lot… if you wanna play on steam/psn at some point i can give you my username for that. also synthwave music and indie pop bands. geography and geopolitics and stuff like that too. photography and cats and gardening and stuff ect ect. i'm doing a degree in earth sciences atm and i'm free pretty much when i'm not studying or working so like every evening. other stuff but i can't even think of more right now
> Contact info
grimsever#2737

> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
i'm in the uk. however i have a weird as fuck sleeping pattern so i'm up at weird times. also i have bouts of social anxiety sometimes and i don't have a lot of irl friends so it'd be nice to talk to other people that get how i feel as well i guess

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 04:23:41 PM No. 125338

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> Your age
24

> Preferred age range for friends
20+

> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
Watching youtube (skin care, make up, drama channels) and tv (something trashy, funny or thrillers), reading (mostly crime related) and running (I'm trying to lose weight). I also like visual kei and kpop.
The reason why I'm looking for friends is that I simply don't have any. My old friends from high school pretty much all moved away, we're barely in contact anymore and because I'm very shy, weird and anxious I didn't manage to make any in university.
I'd wish to expand my interests and find new hobbies in order to improve my social life but it's very difficult, especially seeing as most other people my age already have set friend groups and a partner (meanwhile I never dated). I also want to take better care of my appearance, like getting more into fashion, but right now I'm not confident enough to do so.
Most people here seem to be big on anime/manga and while I definitely would call myself a weeb too, I never really got into that (besides some yaoi lol). But I don't mind at all if you are.

> Contact info
Rina#1502

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Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 10:44:58 PM No. 125362

>>44295
> Your age
21

> Preferred age range for friends
Anyone 18+

> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
I haven't had much time for a social life these days. I'm a student and I work part time. I used to meet a lot of people through the cosplay scene but I've stopped. I can tell you about it if you like hearing con horror stories. I love animals, needle crafts, kpop, fashion, and trashy reality TV.

> Contact info
mimi#2212

> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
US. I only speak English. EST but I'm basically nocturnal.

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Hair thread Anonymous 12/17/18 (Mon) 07:21:47 PM No. 103439 [Reply]

Old thread seems to have reached it's limit.

>Post hair related advice, tips, questions etc.

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Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 08:49:58 AM No. 125320

>>125292
Cg isn't styling, people with straight hair would still have straight hair after doing all the steps. Tons of people with curly hair think they have "straight, but frizzy/dry" hair when their curls are actually dry, damaged and brushed out.

2a and 2b hair will almost always look straight when brushed out, for example.

>>125296
> no poo
I do cg and use shampoo, conditioner and a hair mask now and then, just like most people in the world.

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 11:53:54 AM No. 125323

>>125320
yeah, they have curly hair and only keep the curls after they put styling products in their hair… i mean i would get it if they were only using the shampoos and that made the curls come out but people put styling products in their hair to actually keep the curls? how is that hair being naturally curly?

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 02:09:33 PM No. 125328

>>125323
I've seen what you're talking about before and those people don't really get "curly" results, they get more waves and yeah they just fall right out I'd imagine after washing out all of the gel and product.

But you can still have naturally curly hair and only really be able to see the curls with the products because you're defining the curls (not really "creating" them) and avoiding stretching them out with brushes. Just because they're undefined and stretched or straightened doesn't mean they're not there.

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 03:47:09 PM No. 125332

>>125292
I kind of thought it was bs too and I don't do the whole routine still but I tried some parts of the method and pretty much within two washes I knew my hair-type was different than I thought. I don't have like glorious ringlet curls (just not fizzy defined waves/slight curls) but now I barely style and my hair looks a hell of a lot better than when I was doing twice the work with a frizzy mess.

I think the whole entire routine is probably bs/repackaged advice for curly hair but yeah if you are on that edge of not knowing you should be able to find out pretty fast if you have any curl to work with or not

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 04:12:28 PM No. 125337

>>125296
>as any other no-poo anons

CG isn't exclusively no-poo, most co-wash

>>125323
They have curly hair before CG. Curls aren't solid, they can stretch and loosen. Brushing curly hair when dry disrupts the curl pattern. This doesn't mean the hair isn't naturally curly. Healthy curly hair will 'remember' it's natural curl pattern, but the drying and harsh ingredients in most generic hair products leaves curly hair anything but healthy.

Enter the CG method where all the drying ingredients of generic hair products are removed, add proper hydration (rather than coating the strands in siliconen) and proper hair styling so the curl doesn't loosen before it dries and there's naturally curly hair.

Naturally sleek hair can't be made curly with the CG method, just that should proof to you that any girl with curly hair using the CG method has naturally curly hair.

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Masturbation thread Anonymous 04/20/16 (Wed) 09:13:39 PM No. 48662 [Reply]

Hi! I don't know if this belongs in /g/ or here…but most of us will never have a sexual partner so here we can give masturbation tips to each other to improve our solo sex lives! DIY sex toys for those of us who still live with their parents, sex toys recommendation, rub techniques, tips and tricks for multiple orgasms, kawaii pastel sex toys, kawaii sex videos etc…

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Anonymous 10/12/19 (Sat) 10:21:48 PM No. 125146

>>125116
Comparing the picture on the site to a measure?
Because depending on the scale of your monitor and other settings it's not real life accurate.

Anonymous 10/13/19 (Sun) 10:14:29 PM No. 125219

What is the wait time like on a Bad Dragon toy?

Anonymous 10/14/19 (Mon) 11:02:42 AM No. 125250

>>125219

If you're getting a made to order one, it can be 1-2 months. However every Friday (I think) they post ready to ship toys to their sale section that will arrive in a week or less.

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 06:27:38 AM No. 125309

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Here's a review of pic related. I got this years ago and although I adore how it looks, I realize that I'm not very compatible with this toy. It's got 5.5 inches of insertable length, but I can never fully push it all the way inside. I usually make it like half way through the second "bulb" before it's uncomfortable to try to push farther and I stop. That being said, I have had really good sex with a partner who I'm sure is more than 5.5 inches, so this puzzles me. Although I can use this toy to get off, it makes for an awkward position when half of this stiff heavy thing is sticking out of me and needs to be supported. If you like glass and length and you want this, I got it from shevibe (but I'm sure it's sold for cheaper somewhere else).

Anonymous 10/15/19 (Tue) 11:21:40 AM No. 125322

>>125309
I can't enjoy glass toys as they hurt my cervix, same with any toy that has a pointed or thin tip. Squishy silicone toys feel amazing without any of the pain afterwards. Solid toys just don't suit everyone

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