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No. 287864[Reply]

A thread made specifically for the lust nonnas have for nerdy guys, 3D and 2D welcomed. Post your fictional or celebrity nerdy crushes.
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No. 332574

>>329687
Young, sweaty, and skinny Flansburgh is really something.

No. 332922

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>>287864
mark mothersbaugh of Devo circa ‘79

No. 333030

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>>332574
Oh god you are absolutely right. I think those rare pics and videos of young Flansburgh without glasses are gold

No. 333066

Another passionate nerdy boy for the thread, the facial expressions of agony and ecstasy are fantastic

No. 333943

god nonnies he's so fucking cute OOC. He even does cute snort laughs. And he's also so small.



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No. 304845[Reply]

self-explanatory

previous thread >>>/g/269475
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No. 333255

>>325735
Im sorry but the undertale pic made me picture this as my friend and her girlfriend and now I cant unsee it. Ugh.

No. 333256

>>325735
Im sorry but the undertale pic made me picture this as my friend and her girlfriend and now I cant unsee it. Ugh.

No. 333917

male lactation. nonas am i too far gone

No. 333924

having men step on me. like step on my head. sigh.

No. 333931

>>333917
yes
>>333924
the fucK? You wanna be curbstomped?



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No. 152993[Reply]

Post your favorite examples of men who have aged like milk. Discuss the “men age like wine, women age like milk” cope meme, common amongst undesired men
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No. 333896

CELEBRITY men aging like milk is always so stupid. Literally have access to everything they could ever want and choose to look like shriveled scrote sacks.

No. 333899

>>194674
>>194675
the most painful one

No. 333901

>>333899
i'd love to fuck that old witch anyway

No. 333911

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>>333765
He's only 25? Holy crap I thought he was much older, not that anything was lost here, all Jennings males are uggos. Here's 2004 Jude Law in his middle 30s vs recent Jude Law who is only 50 this year. And I do not think that brits age any worse than other men, almost all men age like shit regardless of ancestry.

No. 333914

>>333911
Samefag but I'm just having a schitzo moment looking at Jude's ears, is that the same person?



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No. 332611[Reply]

I’ve been here for quite some years and I know a lot of you have been, too. Surely a percentage of posters here are around 30, or over 30. For those of you that are - how are you handling it?

Share your successes, insecurities, and life wisdom. Share fashion and beauty advice.

How do you feel about nearing 30/being over 30? Have you found the incel cope about 30+ women to be true in any way? What were your biggest fears, and what are your biggest triumphs at your current age?

Absolutely no Zoomers allowed in this thread, unless you’re an elder Zoomer. Zoomer ageism is peak stupidity and we won’t have it here.
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No. 333897

>>333895
It's bait, don't reply just report and keep grooving

No. 333898

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What do you think of the concept of "milestone birthdays"? Will you/did you do something special for your 30th/40th/etc? Would you appreciate if people made a bigger deal out of it than any other birthday? I feel like every birthday is kind of the same but I also think it can be fun to do something bigger if you have an excuse. I have not ever had a big bday bash but my best friend is turning 40 this year and I want to do something extra for her, I just don't know what.

No. 333903

>>333898
Thats so nice of you to want to plan something for your friend. I have nothing to contribute really, I never really celebrate my bday with parties or anything more than buying something / taking a bit of time off. Dont like the attention. But whatever you decide to do for your friend I am sure she will appreciate. Maybe some kind of pun on 40, like 4D where theres those holographic oldschool posters everywhere and everyone gets those red and blue paper glasses? Lol.

No. 333906

>>333898
I didn’t really do anything special for thirty, it really didn’t feel any different from my twenties and I don’t love big birthday stuff. I’ve kind of taken them slowly and quietly since then and just did hobbies I really like instead of any organized thing (apart from a nice dinner sometimes).

No. 333947

>>333870
The frontal lobe fully develops at 25, which is pretty significant, but not everything. It doesn't mean any maturity or growth can't happen on a personal level. I was in a terrible place at age 21-29 with 25/26 as the worst due to circumstances, it was being more mentally developed that help me manage and get out of it.



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No. 153246[Reply]

Unsure if you're actually straight? Actually gay? Anything in between? Ask for advice here.

Also welcome are "late bloomers" who realized their true selves long after their teen years who'd like to share their experience and tell others what signs to look out for.

Please be kind to questioning anons, no matter how "obvious" it might seem to you what they are.
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No. 332796

Is there anyone here who can never embrace their true self because of their family? I might be able to have hook ups or whatever but what I’m most interested in with women is a long term relationship. And I can’t do that because I’m just not willing to sacrifice my relationships with my homophobic family. The trauma from coming out would be insane. I have so much respect for the people who are brave enough to do this. Maybe if I had some sort of romance that made it feel worth it, I would, but I literally will not even flirt with a woman because I don’t want to waste her time.

No. 332797

>>332796
>>332579
Jesus, I read these posts and honestly thought I blacked out and wrote the both of them. I fully relate to the experience of imagining myself as the “man” when I have sex and I’ve realized that it’s because I’m one of those types who solely wants to give my partner pleasure with no need for reciprocation. I gain pleasure by giving pleasure. I know it’s homophobic, but I internalized the belief that the ultimate way to have sex is through PIV, even though I know that’s not logically true. So, in my fantasies, I get the most pleasure from the idea of getting my partner off through PIV because that’s what I see as “normal.”
I also want a long term relationship with a woman, but I also have a great relationship with my family and I don’t think I’m strong enough to potentially get disowned for my sexuality. I sometimes consider telling everyone who asks that I’m straight so I never give any woman (or even myself) the chance to get attached but it feels dishonest and wrong and I don’t want men hitting on me either. I’ve fully accepted being alone because I value my family too much. The only hope is if I find another woman who is also hiding it and we live together or something as “roommates” true Boston marriage style or something. But I understand why that doesn’t work for everyone. I wouldn’t expect it either.

No. 332799

>>332796
What would be the consequences of you coming out? Is it dangerous? Is your culture very family-oriented? I have felt similarly in the past but have weighed the pros and cons and the answer for me is going to be coming out.
I was considering just dating men to appease my mother, but unfortunately (as I think I've documented in this thread kek) I don't actually like men in real life. My mother is one of the most important people in my life, we've survived traumas together and as an only child she was my first and closest friend. She has supported me through so much and I've been her sole confidant for my whole life. She is also very homophobic.

Recently, or within the past couple of years, I found a woman I like a lot while also coming to terms with all of this. When it comes down to it I realized a life partner would make my life more full for far longer, especially if she were the right person. Plus I'm an adult, and soon enough will be in complete control of myself and my future. There's a part of me still hoping my mom will come around but at night I know this isn't likely and I sometimes find myself sobbing about it. So many years of love and bonding gone forever, but when she goes on homophobic rants I'm reminded of what will be more fulfilling.

I also told some of my friends and it gave me a taste of what being out is like. It's a huge relief and also nice to have a support system when the time comes. So I'll choose what makes me happiest, ultimately.

For now I'm waiting until I have a bonafide girlfriend, but this has been my thought process. Sharing partially for any anon's sake but also just to express what's inside my head right now. Any nonas in physical danger should stay safe though.

No. 332806

>>332579
I relate a lot to this even though I've never watched porn (unless you count looking at fanart/fanfic stuff in high school, but I never masturbated to it). I have a weird dissonance where what I orgasm to mechanically is different from what I naturally fantasize and feel aroused by. I've orgasmed thinking about hetero sex (either as pretending to be the man or just focusing on the raw visuals of a woman being pleasured) or fetishes I'm otherwise indifferent to, but my more natural fantasies are either of two women having sex or myself having sex with a woman. But I very rarely orgasm to it. I know I'm a lesbian since I find women attractive IRL and find male bodies gross (I don't even like fictional men because I get reminded they have penises) and the orgasm thing is a result of CSA/grooming trauma, but I wasted so much money on sex therapists and trauma therapists who didn't know how to fix it besides "try reading different kinds of erotica and use different toys" which doesn't fix the sexological route. I've tried to date IRL to see if having in-person sex with a woman I like would help, but there aren't a lot of lesbians where I live.

I think you're probably a similar case to me, aka a lesbian with some kind of trauma or was exposed to internet stuff way too young, and it led to a dissociated sexuality.

No. 333881

what's wrong with me? sorry for super TMI talk ahead. my fantasies of the future involve me living with another woman but never a man. i think i can masturbate to any kind of fanfiction (f/f, f/m, m/m), but only female bodies are truly sexy to me. men can be good looking, but i don't lust for them. sometimes i feel like i masturbate to something just because it's sexual, instead of because it really appeals to me. i don't feel like i'm attracted to people properly. i love my female friends and i've dreamt of living with a woman all my life, but i don't feel the genuine desire to have sex or anything. i probably sound like a coomer, but i'm so confused. why have i never even had a proper fucking crush on someone?



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No. 321065[Reply]

Please keep posts focused on women and female homosexuality! If you want to talk about attraction toward males it probably belongs in the bisexuality thread or questioning thread (check the catalog, they're usually not on the front page but I promise they exist!). Please ignore obvious bihet/troon/tradthot/fujo/etc rage bait as well. Remember that when we take the bait and infight the trannies win! If you suspect a poster is XY pls report and ignore instead of shitting up the entire thread with accusations. Newfags pls lurk and read the site rules before posting, and be careful to stay safe and anonymous (use a VPN, incognito mode, be wary of external links/discords, and be very cautious about the personal details you include in your posts).

Topics of discussion may include but are not limited to:
>first crush?
>what’s your local lesbian scene like?
>cute stories about your gf
>favourite lesbian media? lesbian media you hate?
>coming out stories
>are there any cows you’d uhaul with?
>bitch about being lonely
>tips for coping with being lonely
>butch? femme? how do you feel about labels?
>top? bottom? how do you feel about those labels?
>what's your type?
>when did you know you were gay?
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No. 333866

>>333856
To be honest a homophobic slur is a homophobic slur and "faggot" irks me just the same as using "dyke" as an insult even though I'm not a gay man. But I'm not black either and I would feel just as bad about someone using the N word too since it's still verbal abuse and using a word that has historically been used to damage an underhanded group. It sends a signal to certain groups that they're welcome to spread bigoted ideologies because it starts with "oh it's just a word kek go back to twitter" and spirals from there. I even agree that bisexual men are notorious for being misogynistic prison gay degenerates (that's literally every bi man I know) but a lot of the gay male hate I've seen around stems from purebred homophobia. As a lesbian I will always side eye someone who says shit like "I hate faggots but lesbians are cool you know" even if you're SSA because you know it never ends with "just hating faggots". And I would feel the same if a gay man said shit like "dykes are disgusting".

No. 333868

>>333861
Lmao, do we have to ask your permission?

No. 333876

>>333866
Makes sense. It's fair to be against gay men and bi men, excluding using slurs against them?

No. 333888

>>333747
Were you raised religious, and are you religious now? I ask because I was raised quite strictly and I have a LOT of shame about sleeping and dating around before marriage. I've been with over 30 women and I don't even know the true number because of my heavy drinking and drug use at the time. Casual sex is such a soulless activity (just my opinion, other anons feel free to go nuts) and now I'm with my wife I just wish I saved myself for her. Hindsight is a bitch, but life isn't perfect. It's so easy to get sucked into the nightlife and become a serial dater when you first get onto the gay scene and start feeling confident with your sexuality. I've always had issues with feeling unattractive too, so there was an element of validation when I would hook-up with someone. All in all, I wouldn't sweat it too much. There's nothing inherently wrong with it so long as you're open and upfront with the women you're with. If any woman thinks less of you for dating around, then she's not worth your time.

>>333822
Fuck no.

>>333868
No, you just have to stop throwing a tantrum when some anons state that they prefer not to date bi women.

No. 333945

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>>331103
Yes, for me it was Zarya from Overwatch, although I’ve never played overwatch. I had been working out and looking for some weeb fitspo, but then I realised I was interested in drooling over pics of her muscles more than building my own gains



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No. 310088[Reply]

Discuss family planning, birth, pregnancy, conception, fertility, and any other baby-related topic in this thread.
Refrain from posting if you dislike children or are childfree.
Old threads
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>>>/g/49996
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No. 333571

>>332621
Yes. I'm so tired of TikTok moms that are like 22 with 4 kids (most of the time they just post thirst traps). I know this one mom who's a major cow. Her entire page is thirst traps and her showing off being a trailer park mom of 4 while making the most basic crappy food possible that's very little on the child's plate. Ofc you can't question it because you'll immediately get bombarded with "stop mom shaming, she knows how much her kids eat she knows best" or some super weird and rare hypothetical that would totally explain why she isn't feeding her kids well other than she can't afford to

Tbh I have no problem with lower income moms. Living in a trailer with 2 kids at a young age? Sure, 3 is pushing it. 4 your just extremely stupid and irresponsible with your pregnancies (back to backs are dangerous) and don't care about the quality of your child's like as long as if you get clout

No. 333572

>>332621
Yes. I'm so tired of TikTok moms that are like 22 with 4 kids (most of the time they just post thirst traps). I know this one mom who's a major cow. Her entire page is thirst traps and her showing off being a trailer park mom of 4 while making the most basic crappy food possible that's very little on the child's plate. Ofc you can't question it because you'll immediately get bombarded with "stop mom shaming, she knows how much her kids eat she knows best" or some super weird and rare hypothetical that would totally explain why she isn't feeding her kids well other than she can't afford to

Tbh I have no problem with lower income moms. Living in a trailer with 2 kids at a young age? Sure, 3 is pushing it. 4 your just extremely stupid and irresponsible with your pregnancies (back to backs are dangerous) and don't care about the quality of your child's like as long as if you get clout

No. 333574

>>332621
Yes. I'm so tired of TikTok moms that are like 22 with 4 kids (most of the time they just post thirst traps). I know this one mom who's a major cow. Her entire page is thirst traps and her showing off being a trailer park mom of 4 while making the most basic crappy food possible that's very little on the child's plate. Ofc you can't question it because you'll immediately get bombarded with "stop mom shaming, she knows how much her kids eat she knows best" or some super weird and rare hypothetical that would totally explain why she isn't feeding her kids well other than she can't afford to

Tbh I have no problem with lower income moms. Living in a trailer with 2 kids at a young age? Sure, 3 is pushing it. 4 your just extremely stupid and irresponsible with your pregnancies (back to backs are dangerous) and don't care about the quality of your child's like as long as if you get clout

No. 333576

>>332624
Does not work. Remember, men can easily leave and you will be the one now miserable because you don't have the man you were obsessed enough with to do this for and are saddled with the reality of a child you wanted for the wrong reasons. Think of your future, and thinknof the hypothetical child's future. Not worth it.
>>333334
This is true, my own aunt had major drama immediately after giving birth because her husband was blowing up at her and having tantrums out of jealousy. Her sisters all had to intervene and camp out at the house all because this man was jealous of a mother tending to her 1 month old newborn.
And in case anybody has preconceptions about the circumstances under which this might happen, this was an upper middle class family in America where both parents where 35+.

No. 333854

>>333576
If a moid gets jealous because of a newborn he is automatically a terrible dad, husband and person. Even just jealousy aside. Your wife got ripped open either via c section or vaginal birth and shes doing enough work to make you jealous? He shouldnt even have had time to think about jealousy

>>333574
I thought about this with MrsMidwest and Abby&Matt too. They probably only do it to prove how trad they are by keeping the woman barefoot and pregnant and have no regards on how this will affect the baby either



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No. 331898[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/g/278561

This is for diet and fitness related things only.

-Post your goals, your current state, like your weight or measurements;
-What you're going to do to change it and your methods (Weight training? Intermittent Fasting? Running? Raw eating? MyFitnessPal logs?);
-And how to be held accountable for it, like biweekly weigh-ins or measurings.

Feel free to post charts of your progress! If you're doing daily reports, remember to sage.

Reminder that we're all human and we all have our ups and downs. Don't blame yourself for failing and don't get fixated on small missteps. This is a marathon, not a race. Self-sabotage will only make things worse. Try to stay positive and think of the positive steps you've made to get here and keep moving forward!

Don't get fixated on numbers and give yourself adequate rest days and rewards to keep yourself motivated.

No ana, please.
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No. 333390

>>333383
It's just a place for people to workout. No one who's worth anything will care or stare at you for being new to fitness, everyone's just busy doing their routines. You may see a lot of gymrats with matching workout fullbody outfits but don't bother feeling mogged, those clothes are so much form over function. I go in knee-length basketball shorts and old free tshirts.

Starting consistent exercise with just walking is always nice. You don't even have to jog, just warm up your joints and muscles. Since you're going w a friend this time, you might want to hit up all the machines and try them out so you won't feel as intimidated when you go by yourself.

No. 333562

>>333383
Basic gym etiquette is a must. Remember to bring a water bottle and a hand towel.
>don't drop the weights
>return weights to the rack after use
>wipe the equipment (bench, seat, etc) after use
When someone is using something you want, ask them how many sets they have left, if it's a lot, go do something else first if you can wait. Otherwise if it's a small amount of sets you can just wait around. Alternatively you can also ask to 'work in' and share the equipment when they're resting between sets.

Normally for your first time you can just go to the free weight area (for mine it's an empty spot with a dumbbell rack and some benches for women) and get some dumbbells for dumbbell rows. Most people are hogging the powerlifting racks for squats/bench/etc so it's normally rather empty and my social anxiety ass won't need to interact with other people. Take it easy for your first time there and don't be afraid to try the machines to see what it does! Nobody cares what you're doing in the gym as long as it's not dangerous or disruptive. All the best!

No. 333568

>>333562
thanks nonny, do you get an instructor or something? sorry for the uber stupid question

No. 333580

>>333568
No need for instructors if you can't afford one, but they can be really helpful when you're starting out (and also less scary than being alone.) There are simple workout routines for beginners all over the internet so pick one to try out and go ham. Though I wouldn't try going straight to compound exercises immediately, especially without someone to help teach it to you and spot you. Be sure to check guides and videos on how to do each exercise.

No. 333835

>goals, your current state, like your weight or measurements
I want to lose some fat again. My waist right now is 28 inches at 5'6" which is FINE, but I could take an inch off there and some off my legs and hips which is where it stores for me. I want to pull off androgyny a bit better, and I'm beginning to feel my pants squeeze my hips.
>What you're going to do to change it and your methods (Weight training? Intermittent Fasting? Running? Raw eating? MyFitnessPal logs?)
I can no longer weight train and I hate running so my goal is to continue walking 3+ miles a day as a loose goal (this is not always doable), plus a bodyweight workout I put together every day. Diet is the main thing, I must resist midday carbohydrates and replace them with a protein snack like canned meat or eggs.
Calorically I guess I'll aim for 1300 per day.
The real challenge is just reining in my urges to binge eat, which has been harder lately. I've become a monster again somehow. I can't fast anymore unless I want my stomach to torture me with acid so I must instead stay vigilant.
>And how to be held accountable for it, like biweekly weigh-ins or measurings
I'll measure myself at the end of each week I guess. The scale fucks my head over. The main tell will be my pants.



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No. 272194[Reply]

A thread for discussing hair care, hair problems, hair styles, and hair product recommendations.

Previous thread: >>>/g/194587
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No. 333828

>>333808
I don't feel like unspoilering that but if you're losing a lot of hair you should go to the doctor or at least get your hlood tested because it can very well be an underlying health issue

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No. 333905

>>333460
purple shampoo does not turn ashy blonde hair brassy lmao

No. 333930

>>333905
Lightening the hair will turn ash-brown hair brassy. Using purple shampoo will take away some of the brassiness but it will not add the ashiness back in.

No. 333935

>>333930
Samefag but I'm looking into this and I think I'm actually wrong about this, but idk.. I've done this exact thing with my ash brown hair and all it did was make my hair closer to white, not grey/ash.



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No. 225178[Reply]

post conventionally attractive women you'd want to fuck and have no shame admitting

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No. 333104

>>332097
wow I just scrolled through and didn't see her so I posted again, I missed your post. love her

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>>332583
She is perfect.

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No. 333813

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I’m watching the show Norsemen and I think I’m kind of in love with this badass Viking girl in the show, she kind of reminds me of a buff Norwegian Olivia Wilde



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