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No. 62165[Reply]

Post loser ex-boyfriend (or ex-gf for gayfags) stories here.

>Online neckbeards you met in chatrooms at 15, that one autist you depression-dated when you had no self esteem and then couldn't shake off, the lanklet dude who played xbox all day and couldn't hold down a job and forgot your birthday. Vent or share funny stories ITT!
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No. 164642

>was texting his ex the entire last half of the relationship
>didn't get me a Valentine's Day gift then said he'd get me one then forgot, also no sex
>ignores me for vidya each time I'm there
>repeatedly would call his mom a bitch, something that is now a dealbreaker for me
>l I was always uncomfortable as fuck at his house because it was so messy

And for some reason I was obsessed with this guy and convinced i needed him in my life to the point where I purposely ignored him still talking to his ex? Wtf

No. 164644

That's fucking horrible, I'm sorry anon.

No. 164662

Holy shit
On the plus side I bet the shame still keeps him up at night sometimes.

No. 164976

>be 17 and not vastly interested in dating
>he and I meet at a party and he basically silently stalks my social media for 6 months wanking over my photos
>we become friendly because I have nobody else wanting to talk to me on a daily basis
>he pesters me for a year until I decide that fine I'll try dating him just because I'm tired of being a virgin and feeling ugly
>we have awkward relationship that continues until we start uni
>he insists on calling me every night of freshers' week when I should be out making friends, becomes sullen and jealous if I don't reply to his texts when I'm at a fckn party
>I break up with him and he pesters me telling me he keeps having breakdowns, saying I broke up with him because I'm depressed etc, I get tired of him being accusatory and agree to try again
>numb.jpg and trapped with this loser for another 6 months until I finally grow a backbone
>he continues to drunk text me and make me feel awkward for months after

he also wanted us to get married at disneyland and remembering that makes me want to fckn die. thankfully since then I've only dated people I'm actually attracted to who don't make me cringe

No. 165091

Oh my, anon, do you have some more of that?

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No. 160656[Reply]

Ever since I can remember I have felt old, even as a child in elementary school. Back then I told myself it's silly and I'm still a child but now, after turning 20, I am slowly starting to stress over my age again despite still being very young.
I am convinced that many women and girls feel the same as social media is especially obsessed with youth which must be rotting our brains to a degree.

>What are your thoughts on getting older? Do you struggle with accepting it?

>Have you ever had an experience in which you were perceived as lesser due to your age?
>How do you cope with the unrealistic age related expectations put on women?
>Do you have any tips to help other women with the problems mentioned above?
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No. 164863

>Obviously this doesn't mean you should fuck around and do nothing until you have an existential crisis at 35

I already fucked this part up. Any advice for me?

No. 164885

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I'm attempting a degree. You're welcome to do the same.

No. 164892

Same!! I feel like having good female role models helps with avoiding this BS mentality. My grandmother got married at 20 (she's like in her mid 80s now and came from an Islamic country, sorry for potential racebait farmhands) and my mom got married at 30 and had 2 kids in mid and late 30s. She definitely did not look decaying while I was growing up as a young kid and is approaching 60 and still looks beautiful now.

As for teenagers thing, I don't get those anons either. Looking back at high school pictures is a constant reminder of how goofy my friends and I looked

No. 164959

I think what reassures me about ageing is that every older woman I've ever had in my life always talks about how much more confident and at peace with themselves they feel now than when they were younger and I don't think any of them would go back to their 20's/30's if they could.

No. 165245

as I age, the number one thing that has helped my feelings about it has been exercise. I got into exercising at home (core strength, then branching out to other things). It lifted my mood and gave me a sense of physical accomplishment I was missing before.

I was very unathletic before and still can't call myself an athlete. But seeing my slow progress is encouraging and I think I'm looking "better" too.

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No. 163115[Reply]

Previous thread: >>44295

This is a thread for females seeking female friends.

If you see a male post in this thread, report them then ignore their post. No need to point it out or reply.

Please include the following info in your post:

> Your age

> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.
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No. 164607

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> Your age
> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
A 19 year old neet who's pretty bored during the holidays, i haven't talked to anyone since lockdown and i think it's high time i stop being antisocial. Hopeless weeb, currently watching Jujutsu Kaisen, Hypnosismic and LotGH (MHA is my guilty pleasure too). i'm a believer in p*zzag8 and other theories so if you want to engage in some goodnatured schizo talk, i'm game but if you just want weeb talk that's perfectly fine too. i've also gotten into drawing so if you want to trade pieces it's fine but i'm still complete ass, i mostly do it to pass the time. i mostly entertain myself by watching anime, true crime docus, holostars, or playing video games. i'm currently playing genshin impact, cyberpunk 2077, and hitman 2. i highly suspect i'm autistic since my habit of oversharing and awkwardness. If you don't like talking to me and you want to ghost LET ME KNOW. i don't care if you say "you suck" and block me. i really just want to talk to others and have a chill time, maybe learn a few things who knows.
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
I'm on the east coast (EST) and i only speak english but i'm thinking of learning another language so in the future i can move out the country. feel free to teach me some words in your language if you'd like or you can practice your english with me. perhaps i can vc if i trust you enough. also i'm slightly discord illiterate, i haven't been on in 2 years.

No. 164648

here anon, this one won’t expire

No. 164774

The irony is that this is probably someone from that BPD pitbullsperg/k-pop stan server, lmao.

No. 164798

I agree, they always defend themselves in a passive aggressive manner whenever someone criticizes them lol

No. 164806

This thread is being locked, thank the anons who bring their discord vendettas into random threads on /ot/. There will no longer be exceptions made for this thread.
>Rule 4: Remain anonymous at all times
>Rule 10: Do not advertise
Anyone who continues to try to break anonymity, or tinfoils about user identities will be banned for the rest of the year.

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No. 164056[Reply]

ideally, in a serious relationship how many times a week are you having sex?
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No. 164602

Ideally: 2x a day. Morning + night.

My SO and I strive for 1x a day, and it's really good when we manage it! Even if it feels sorta formal/forced at times. We always feel better after.


I only had this issue w my ex bc he was too big and even though he was good looking he wasn't really my type so I was usually not sufficiently turned on.

I actually prefer slightly smaller than average guys.

No. 164606

A few times a month as long as my future gf/wife is fine with me masturbating. I have a high sex drive but it’s not something I need constantly.

No. 164610

I don't know to be honest it never occurred to me considering its a het relationship. I dont mind counting it as sex though, in retrospect lol

No. 164633

I’m in a relationship of two years and we usually have sex 3-4 times a week. Sometimes we have sex like every day, sometimes 0-2 times. It depends on our moods and other circumstances. I’m pretty satisfied with the usual amount though, quality over quantity.

No. 164634

coming from someone who has never been in a relationship i would want to do it at least once every day but in reality it'd probably only happen like once or twice a week

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No. 135394[Reply]

Didn't see any threads regarding about the breasts. Ask questions about your breasts, any health concerns, implants etc.

I'll start with mine : I have some small eczema going around my areola on my left breast and it sometimes itches
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No. 164567

I don't have any advice but I feel your pain, I'm 26 and my breasts are like this too (but they've been this way as long as I've had them) I've never cared about having big breasts, I just want a damn breast lift.

No. 164575

So, something a little cheaper that might be an option is reducing areolar size. They can take the tissue around it and connect it back to the smaller areola. If it's giving you guys enough of a problem with pain and skin issues, you might be able to get it covered by insurance. If you tell a doctor that you have some money set aside for it, they might try to get through the paperwork quicker to help bullshit your way through getting it covered too.

No. 164580

These are normal breasts. There's an actual advantage of "droopy" nipples and it's genetic. They're actually ideal for breastfeeding.

No. 164584

>droopy nipples are ideal for breastfeeding
jesus that's disgusting. fuck this bitch of an earth

No. 164912

I’m a 28ddd/e but one of my boobs is visibly larger than the other side wise, its more fuller wider and it sent carry as much weight on top as my right one does, i wish i didn’t have weird boobs and i get super jealous of girls with nice natural somewhat even titties. Why does god hate me

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No. 56468[Reply]

i know there's some kind of lgbt thread on here already, but bisexuality is always the one that gets the least focused attention. It's also probably the one that is taken least seriously in a way, because of so many attention seekers who fake it, and the fact that there are actually people who can't wrap their heads around it being an actual thing??

I'm like perfectly 50/50 bisexual. i have this huge, equal thirst for both body forms. (not to be confused with pansexuality, i'm talking about only being attracted to biological males and females)

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No. 163422

never could understand why bi people have so many issues with coming out. It seems like lesbians have a better time discovering themselves

No. 163911

Because being bi isn't as cut and dry as "I will never be sexually attracted to men, therefore my family and friends will have no choice but to get over it at some point." There's always the pressure, a lot of times perceived, to get married to a man and have kids with only him. And it's like, you're not straight so you're still an outsider to that culture, too. It will never fit you like a glove the way it will for actual straight people.

The irony is that straight man + bisexual woman is a terrible fucking combo.

Being bisexual is like being an alien when you realize the truth is that the vast majority of people are literally only attracted to one sex or the other and can't imagine doing both. Anyway as time goes by I accept the possibility of giving my parents a stroke by ending up with a woman. Men are a chore to deal with, and my past experiences with male retardation have left me becoming less and less sexually attracted to them. I wonder how much of the "bi woman ends up with a man" thing has to do with major insecurities anyway.

No. 164218

i'm female exclusive, but not for political/radfem reasons or anything, but simply because men in my area are just so damn unattractive, whether physically or personality wise, and i don't trust LDRs. Then again, I'm more forever alone than anything, the w4w dating scene here is just so bleak, even tinder here is nothing but straight girls looking for platonic friends

No. 164543

samefag but don't know where to ask this: why are most of my female fantasies pretty vanilla tier, yet still more satisfying than the coomer shit i get with males?

No. 164548

because pussy-to-pussy is taboo enough!

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No. 112369[Reply]

Didn't see a thread specifically for this kind of stuff so use this for discussion about things relating to bathroom stuff, advice, how to better your gut, how you personally maintain a healthy gut, general frustrations if you have an unhealthy gut (IBS, Crohns, etc) and/or how you manage it, asshole insecurities, etc.
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No. 164034

Use a bidet, can't believe a doctor didn't tell you that. Water will clean you entirely

No. 164037

hi gals, i ate too many cashews a couple weeks ago and my shit has never been the same. like yanno the orangey-oily pooop. please help me

No. 164043

You need pancreatic enzymes I guess and/or something to normalize your intestinal flora. Also don't eat anything fat. Look up a diet for pancreatitis. Go to a doctor.

No. 164175

late ass reply but try parting your cheeks with your hands when you poop, it's what I do, actually my ass is fat enough that I can kind hold them open with the toilet seat to free up my hands

No. 164201

I've seen those hand bidet things but I'm worried I'm too clumsy and make a mess lmao

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No. 121656[Reply]

Hey ladies, can we get a breakup support thread for anons who don't want to clog up the relationship advice thread? We can share stories and advice for moving on after a breakup.
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No. 155522

thank you anon. i really just felt like we could've had something, but i guess not… thank you again, take care.

No. 156603

The type of men who are into girls like that are usually quite alarming, imo. I am a petit girl myself and I avoid men who fetishise it like the plague because in my experience they're always quite pedoey. You don't need to prove anything, anon. I'm sure your body is attractive, perhaps even more conventionally attractive than petite girls. Just find a man who likes it!

No. 163777

My relationship is either good and I‘m glad I didn‘t end it, or it feels kinda abusive and I just want it to end. I don‘t know what to do. We live together and have pets. He has many good and many bad qualities, like being insecure, often in a bad mood, a glass-half-empty kinda person, and I think somewhat manipulative although I’m never sure if it’s him or me… but I still care for him. I don‘t know what to do. I know that if I break up now, I will have the worst time of my life and possibly regret it and he will be completely shattered. The pandemic doesn‘t make this shit any easier, can‘t even make new friends or go outside to have fun and take my mind off things. I don‘t even know if I want to end it. Some days I do, some days I’m like “are you crazy?”. How tf do I make up my mind? And if I choose to break up, how do I go through with it in the best possible way?

No. 163778

Make a list. Like seriously, write down all the good and bad things about your relationship. You can add to it for a while if you're always between those two poles. Hopefully it'll help you figure out whether the relationship has more pros or cons.

No. 163790

Abusive relationships are generally not 100% awful all the time, otherwise so many people wouldn't stay in them. The good moments shouldn't "make up" for abusive ones.

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No. 163483[Reply]

With all this time at home, I've taken an interest in at home spa treatments.
>Have you been to a spa? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite part?
>Ever hosted or been to a spa party?
>What about at home? Products and tools you've used?

No. 163485

To kick things off, I'll share some of my experiences.

Sugar scrubs are my absolute favorite as I always come out with soft skin after. Never use it on your face of course but the rest is fine. Bought a face steamer from Amazon that work pretty well. I use it before and during giving myself a facial since I don't want to over exfoliate with towels.

As for going to spas, I've been to both cheap ones and expensive ones and I gotta be honest, the massages at cheap ones feel better than the expensive ones but I like rough and hard massages so that may be why. Some places are too gentle. The best one I've had was from a small Asian lady that walked and knee'd my back. Facial though seem to be better at the higher end places in my experience.

No. 163501

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>Have you been to a spa? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite part?
Yes, both in Australia and Japan so the different approaches to relaxation and 'spa environment' were interesting. I loved the opened air onsen & different heat stone rooms with the focus on meditation. I don't like spa music, working in aged care/ pallative care I hear a lot of it and it reminds me of work.
>Ever hosted or been to a spa party?
I've been to a few spa parties with bridal groups and the biggest issue is what people expect to receive as treatments. You're being pushed through as a group so there's no time to personalize a facial without it impacting on other treatments. During a friends party, a bridesmaid couldn't understand that we only had two choices: 90min massage & facial or 90min reflexology pedi & mani combo. She cracked the shits about not being able to get both of them and when the spa staff tried to accommodate she refused to pay extra. Total drama queen wanting her instagram photos to be perfect but refusing to spend the money for the 'extras'

I've also been to one that someone held at their house as a surprise for the bride, it was more low key but organized much better in regards to food, booze and quality of the treatments. It was organized with the idea everyone would get foot reflexology massage or a indian head massage so no massage table needed just a massage chair.

>What about at home? Products and tools you've used?

I love sugar scrubs and scrub mitts but I'm still on the hunt for a really good body oil.
Atm I'm using ThankYou Botanical Cedarwood Clay Body Scrub and it smells amazing

No. 163514

I book spa weekend vacations when I just want to relax and pamper myself.
I don't ever use treatments, I rarely get a massage, I go there exclusively for the baths. I choose spas according to the kinds of natural springs they have.
Can't use the sauna or hot sulfur baths because they make me faint. The salt room is stupid, not gonna sit there. I try not to think of other people's hygiene habits when we're marinating in the same pool.
My favourite spa vacation was one winter weekend in Hungary in an open air spa. Would recommend hot open air spas in winter to everyone, even if you don't like spas otherwise, it's such an interesting experience, totally worth the trip. Something about splashing around in a bikini on -5C makes me childishly giddy, and the warm water in the cold feels like a mother's embrace.

No. 163528

I went to a spa once with my mom and sister, it was very nice. You could stay all day for a fee and pay extra to schedule a massage. We all got massages and the woman that did mine had similar career interests so it was nice to talk to her during it. There was a sauna, swimming pool, exercise room and I really loved the lounge areas where everyone was sitting around in robes drinking tea. I didn’t go to everything but the laissez-faire atmosphere made me want to do it again sometime.

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No. 48662[Reply]

Hi! I don't know if this belongs in /g/ or here…but most of us will never have a sexual partner so here we can give masturbation tips to each other to improve our solo sex lives! DIY sex toys for those of us who still live with their parents, sex toys recommendation, rub techniques, tips and tricks for multiple orgasms, kawaii pastel sex toys, kawaii sex videos etc…
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No. 165057

When I get aroused, my vagina hurts. Its feels like a period cramp but right on my vulva. the hornier I get. the more it hurts. Cumming it hurts so bad. I feel myself orgasming but hurts so bad at the same time so I can’t enjoy it. So I can’t masterbate. I have no idea why. I’m a virgin and don’t have an STD. My periods are normal. Can anyone help? Or Does it happen to anyone else? I’m ok with not masterbating at all tbh. But it’s annoying and I’m worried I won’t be able to have sex in the future because of it

No. 165540

I've had this a while. It's not something I use for sex, since you can't really move it around and here's not much for the bf to do with it.

No. 165613

I have a few extremely stupid questions. Do most of you take your pants and underwear off when masturbating? Do you place a towel on the bed/couch/wherever beforehand? Do you always shower (or at least wash yourself off down there) immediately afterward? There are times where I’m in a rush/too cold to remove my clothing/too lazy to get up/etc., so I leave everything on. I feel like my pants and underwear smell strongly afterward, though (not necessarily “bad,” just an intense “vaginal scent”).

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No. 166881

What do you us to clean your toys? Buying my first and it days to us warm water and recommended anti-Back soap, can I just use a anti-Back hand soap or do I need a specific one? If so, any recommendations?

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