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No. 157192[Reply]

Didn't see this one, so I decided to try it out.

Anons, what are your personal strategies in life for outsmarting and avoiding the pitfalls of retarded men? How do you deal with sexual harassment, stupid power plays, and other daily male behavior that is detrimental to your personal well-being and mission?

What are some situations were you had to outsmart a moid at his own game?
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No. 163300

I've read that voice lowering doesn't become noticeable until around 4-6 months on t. Depending on your genetics, body hair will thicken and increase, your period will stop, your sex drive will increase or you'll become drier down there, your clitoris will grow etc.
One of the reasons that persuaded me against supplementing testosterone injections was that it can cause male-pattern baldness in early age, all the men in my family are bald ! Not risking that lol

No. 163303

You can lower your voice manually with enough practice, try taking a voice acting class or just look up tips for ftm voice training on youtube.

No. 163304

When you phrase it that way it sounds like FLEAs. I wouldn't be suprised if they suffered some kind of abuse or bullying that made them clam up and become weirdos.

On the other hand there's spergs who can't shut the fuck up. There's this autistic fry cook at my job who gives this other other girl there problems. Somehow he brought up wanting to move to Antarctica becuase its "grim and frostbitten" (he's obsessed with black metal). He continued to say that to survive he would eat penguins and make fried penguin sandwiches. He was a bit perplexed as to why everyone was grossed out when he said that.

He's not even the worst autist I've had as a coworker. There's also this guy who I worked with several years ago who was OBSESSED with a girl there. He was 20 she was maybe 22 or so and engaged. She was a stage actresss as well. He would go to the musicals she was in and would go on about how she looked like a Disney princess, and would make drawings/skyrim characters based off her and several other girls there. The same guy also apparently bought 400$ worth of sex toys with his first paycheck (not even a bad investment on his part- he certainly knows where his bread is buttered lol). Consequently his mom also started to confiscate his checks.

This is his deviantard

No. 163327

YES and I know exactly what you mean. I encountered a guy like this at one of my former employer's contractors who I would do work at occasionally. He refused to make eye contact with me and seemed deeply irritated if I had to ask him for something even though it was literally his job, but based on his interactions with his male coworkers I could tell he wasn't autistic or anything. He was an inconspicuous, pudgy white guy in his early 20s with bad posture, a crew cut & always dressed in a tee and cargo shorts. I assumed based on his behavior and appearance that he was either a redpill incel, someone with antisocial personality disorder, or some combination of the two. Wouldn't even say hi to me. He gave me the fucking willies.

No. 163719

I agree wholeheartedly. I have a very standoffish presence around strangers because of my own trauma and it repels creeps for the most part. The ones that still try usually stop when I'm very clearly disinterested and the cat callers look away when I shoot them a look.

I've been called really scary before even though I'm a wimp with no physical presence and honestly I'm fine with it. The friends I have now are very nice and genuine and I at least know that they actually like me as a person.

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No. 44295[Reply]

This is a thread for females seeking female friends.

If you see a male post in this thread, report them then ignore their post. No need to point it out or reply.

Please include the following info in your post:

> Your age

> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.
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No. 163098

dang, would've added you if I just lurked around at the time you posted

No. 163103

are there any upper left oregon anons who would want to hang out online until its more safe again

No. 163104


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No. 163110

Did anyone ever get an invite from this anon? I sent her a request and she said she would send me an invite but then never delivered. What a let down.

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No. 162975[Reply]

hi i cant find the skincare or makeup thread at all here :( but im wondering what are some good products for blackheads and bodyscrubs? and some makeup stuff? sorry if theres a thread for this already i cannot find it :(

No. 162980

hi Erin-Nina-whatever-your-name-is-now.

No. 162981

Use the catalog stupid. There's recently active threads for both skincare and make-up.

No. 162990

lurk more

No. 163007

im sorry i was genuinely looking for it and i didn't see them

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No. 72084[Reply]

What are your favorite perfumes/body mists?

My go-to is Coco Mademoiselle. I've also harbored a longtime attachment to Love's Baby Soft as it was my first fragrance I was bought as a child. My mom got me Wind Song when I was little and I couldn't stand the smell. I've wanted to experiment with making my own perfume. The scent that I hate the most is freesia and I can't believe how much its used in fragrances.

Has anyone tried the Sailor Moon perfumes? Much of their anniversary merch seems to be all hype.
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No. 162217

This is me. I just never wear perfume, duh.
"Signature scent" my ass. Marketing gimmick to sell stale water at ridiculous prices. And it doesn't even smell nice.

No. 162230

1stly have you tried them on your skin or on those bits of paper? and have you smelt them immensely after or later in the day as well? some things that I feel meh about in the air smell great on my skin or the other way round plus my favourite perfume smells best like 4h after application lol.

overall don't fret though, its just a fun hobby and if you aren't feeling it then so what lol.

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I'm really feeling Clean Cashmere for fall and winter. Bergamot, lime, and cedar leaf, and it just smells so clean and pretty. It kind of reminds me of Johnson's baby soap in the yellow bottle.

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Mac velvet teddy is very similar to Tobacco Vanille but it's now been discontinued. There's also Reminiscence Tonka which is in a similar vein but sweeter

No. 162760

I have a bunch of roll-on oils from Al-Rehab and I really like them. They're not the very best oils in the world but they've been like 70% good for me and they're only a few dollars a piece so it's worth it.

Maybe you could look into the different fragrance families and try out perfumes from each family. I had a lot of trouble finding perfumes I liked at first, because mass market perfumes in my budget all smell really similar imo.

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No. 66358[Reply]

Can we have a thread for lesbian and bi women to discuss their fantasies and desires towards other women? No rules except for no talk about dicks
I never find women my age (20) attractive. It's always older women, usually 30+, especially older butch lesbians. I want an older woman to boss me around
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No. 162129

one of my biggest fantasies is having a hot sexually-dominant older professor who fucks me after hours all the time. Doesn't help I'm attracted to all the older women in my field lol

No. 162470

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I'm pretty sure there was a dream gf thread, but I can't find it. So, I'm just gonna put this here …

>tall, ideally 5'10+

>short dark hair
>physically fit/skinny
>wears black
>deep voice
>minimal makeup
>likes rock music

No. 162604

You might be thinking of this >>150869 anon.

No. 162642

kek is this sora choi? i was obsessed with her a couple years ago lmfao

No. 167031

I just want a gf

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No. 162357[Reply]

How do you girls feel about the prevalence of porn addiction and it's concequences? To yourself, men and women you know, and society at large.
I'd like to start a general conversation about the subject in general since opinions seem to be all over the place.

No. 162358

There is an anti-porn thread

No. 162374

At least link it >>>159633

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No. 162310[Reply]

>Thread for subs
>sharing images. guides and memes
>Ideal fantasies
>/past/future/present relationships with male and female doms
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No. 162339

This is clearly just a scrote who’s mad we have a femdom thread but no thread about wanting to be subservient to males. seethe harder kek

No. 162341

I want to participate but also don't want to provide fap fodder if this thread really was made by a scrote

No. 162344

yep total scrote alert.

No. 162345

Glad I'm not the only one side-eyeing this kek

No. 162356

>op image literally depicting being used by random faceless men

yep that checks out

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No. 161555[Reply]

Or for your equivalent wintertime gift-giving holiday!
My list is currently 'Cantonese textbook, WKD, wool/hooks/eyes/stuffing for amigurumi, bird toys' lol. I had to think for ages - feel like I'm getting less materialistic at the moment, I'm not sure whether it's COVID or just getting older that's to blame.
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No. 162242

>-Must be 16+ to be eligible for consideration
You need to be 18+ to post on lolcow btw (read the rules)

No. 162287

What needed functionality could internet connection even provide?

No. 162288

I think they did this because the gift exchange will likely be outside site/varied state and country laws, not really sure. Still, should definitely be 18+

No. 162290

> digital art/music/custom printable items made by users
This excludes anyone who isn't artistically skilled though.

Amazon gift links are impersonal and serve no point honestly, you might aswell just purchase yourself something then.

PO boxes are expensive af (at least where I am) and then there's the issue of international people and high shipping costs, making the whole ordeal expensive and complicated to organize.

I don't see this happening, especially with only 20ish days before Christmas and seemingly no one taking initiative to actually organize something besides just pitching the idea.

No. 162367

I agree. Most Secret Santa-style events take a fair bit of time to iron out before actually getting one to go ahead… also first anon dropped the idea right after most of the Black Friday sales were going on and there are parts of the US still having mail issues, I’d think.

The main issue about Lolcow being anonymous-driven makes this a hard event to plan when you have to be aware of who in what country is sending what to who in another country. Not everyone will want to share their identities, and even if they sent the gifts without their name attached to it, there’s still a location attached. It kinda defeats the purpose of anonymity… (It’s a good idea, but still.”

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No. 161744[Reply]

Anons, do you think true love is real? Like real, unconditional love? Have you ever experienced it? Do you think it’s a lie? I want to know.
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No. 162086

I am not sure. The love at first sight-thing to me is more obsession and greed or…limerence? I don't know. That is the kind of thing were I want to have that specific person & where it hurts in my chest. I have to think 24/7 about them and every fucking detail. Also it builds this weird, almost painful electric connection when I look them in the eyes because I want that person just so fucking bad.

I think the reason why me & my current boyfriend of 5 years are functioning so well is because I never was this obsessed or limerent about him. I am very sure that he experiences some degree of "racy feelings" about me tho.
I never had some kind of overpowering feeling when I first kissed him or looked him into the eyes so there never was a power imbalance. It is more a respectful, calm feeling of love - I am sure that he makes my life and emotional wellbeing better. We also never had vaginal sex because I just cannot do it for some reason so that is cearly a downside.

No. 162092

NTA but wait what, how the fuck is that selfish?

No. 162093

lmao anon go to sleep it says shell fish like the image is a shell fish (a crab or whatever)

No. 162103

It's a lobster…

No. 162106

whatever I'm ESL I call everything crab

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No. 150869[Reply]

We have an ideal boyfriend thread, but not an ideal girlfriend thread. So why not?
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No. 162025

>shorter or taller than me (5'5)
>healthy weight, not too overweight or too underweight
>would like to go on hikes with me
>willing to eat my bakes
>willing to 'top' me (I'm butch/masc so usually I'm expected to and idk I don't always want to be dominant)
>likes music genres besides pop
>likes cats
>no untreated bpd
>has hobbies besides drinking, partying and going to raves (I'm really not into that scene)
>wants to watch horror movies with me
>wants to go to museums with me
>has an existent libido
>willing to actually communicate
>not a NEET
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No. 162032

>taller than me (like between 5'6 - 6'0)
>lithe, soft skin
>smarter than me
>sharp wit
>blunt and wears her heart on her sleeve
>preferably bi/multilingual
>dark sense of humor, cynical but not to a fault
>appreciate the "finer things" in life - good/exotic foods, art, and culture
>more extroverted than me
>is a curious person and loves learning
>understands fashion but still likes hanging out at home with just a big tshirt
>shares at least some of my interests
>isn't too different on political ideas, might be nice if they are a litte further right than me
>doesn't mess much with makeup or hair products
>has a highly developed sense of empathy
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No. 162034

>preferably bi/multilingual
wtf have these got to do with ea-
>I actually knew a girl like this but she got away and now I'm too chickenshit to reach out to her.
oh oneitis, makes sense

No. 162045

Nta but I'm pretty sure she meant bi as in bilingual and not bisexual lmao.

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